I look forward to having to go full John Travolta/Nicolas Cage when the biometric database is inevitably p0wned. Or Jim Phelps, because I'm old school.
there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Excuse me sir, can you spare a minute so I can explain to you about the GIANT SPACE GOAT that is coming to eat the planet?
We need a crash program to build a space ark so our celebrities like Snooki & Kanye can escape destruction. Mars One is valiant first effort...
There are a dozen different ways of delivering destruction in impersonal wholesale, via ships or missiles of one sort or another, catastrophes so widespread, so unselective that the war is over because that nation or planet has ceased to exist. What we do is entirely different. We make war as personal as a punch in the nose. We can be selective, applying precisely the required amount of pressure at the specified point at a designated time. We've never been told to go down and kill or capture all left-handed redheads in a particular area, but if they tell us to, we can. We will.
We are the boys who will go to a particular place, at H-hour, occupy a designated terrain, stand on it, dig the enemy out of their holes, force them then and there to surrender or die.
Why even bother posting on this story if you aren't acquainted with the concept of the 30-second talking bomb?
Slashdot Mirror
PHEH!
This is obviously a case for robots.txt
Are you Crazy
Judging by a lot of the other candidates, apparently that's a prerequisite for the job these days.
Seems like McAfee's (alleged?) behavior in Belize and environs hits a lot of those "ugly American" tropes pretty hard.
Just sayin'.
If they don't like people always asking them for money, why don't they just get rid of their money? That's what I did.
"there's no such thing as bad publicity."
Just imagine the exposure your client would get with a story like :
advertising executive shoots himself in the head
Learn how you can recover up to one trillion dollars from web advertisers for wasted bandwidth and psychic trauma.
I'm sure Max Zorin is fully concerned with the safety of Zorin Industries fracking operation in Oklahoma.
Think of the children!
With guns!
Twitch LARPs "GTA : DUI"
put DRM on my eyes
shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
Don't give these idiots any more brilliant ideas.
notice that economists aren't even on the scale
oh god, I just ob xkcd'd. I feel so dirty...
Do we have to reach the smart phone event horizon before the singularity?
I look forward to having to go full John Travolta/Nicolas Cage when the biometric database is inevitably p0wned.
Or Jim Phelps, because I'm old school.
there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Excuse me sir, can you spare a minute so I can explain to you about the GIANT SPACE GOAT that is coming to eat the planet?
We need a crash program to build a space ark so our celebrities like Snooki & Kanye can escape destruction.
Mars One is valiant first effort...
I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play 'La Cucaracha'
-- from the Book of All Wisdom, 03x24
just one book?
James Burke got TWO books and two TV series using that formula.
I think you've misjudged the market.
His name is TRON, he fights for the Users.
blatant lies!
Only the PC Master Race will get workable VR.
VR is not for unwashed console peasants.
All they deserve are 47fps bulimia simulators.
O'Bummer is gonna take our gunz!
better stock up on ammo...
bioweapon defense mode
Monocle and white cat time.
huh, a software developer that's a unstable nutbag. There's something you don't see every day.
hope they're looking at the right metrics.
The SNAFU principle reigns supreme here.
There are a dozen different ways of delivering destruction in impersonal wholesale, via ships or missiles of one sort or another, catastrophes so widespread, so unselective that the war is over because that nation or planet has ceased to exist. What we do is entirely different. We make war as personal as a punch in the nose. We can be selective, applying precisely the required amount of pressure at the specified point at a designated time. We've never been told to go down and kill or capture all left-handed redheads in a particular area, but if they tell us to, we can. We will. We are the boys who will go to a particular place, at H-hour, occupy a designated terrain, stand on it, dig the enemy out of their holes, force them then and there to surrender or die.
Why even bother posting on this story if you aren't acquainted with the concept of the 30-second talking bomb?
WHAT?!
Read the fuckin' article?!
Why would I do that?
samzenpus obviously didn't.
Oh, and submitted by "An anonymous reader".
OH LAWD ALMIGHTY it reeks of troll in here today.