Aerostats are a real thing. They have the normal aircraft warning lights.
This one time, an unalert pilot managed to hit the lottery and fly into the tether line of an aerostat. Darwin ensued (better formatted for easier reading here). One time. Ever. I'm not too concerned about those odds. Don't drink & fly. Alaska has enough bush pilots go missing already, who's going to notice one more?
Fine, you found them out. This is actually just a stalking horse for materials testing for MIT's secret space elemavator protect. All the nerds are going to rapture to outer space to get away from the rest of us dangerously crazy motherfuckers.
pshaw!
Try dividing something into equal fifths in your base 12.
Any rational being will use a number base based upon the product of prime numbers 6, 30, 210, or someuch, Babylonians be damned.
Or you could just use e as a base and get on with real work.
I said when this story first broke out, the only way I'd join Facebook was if I could virtually punch people in the face. typical obligatory slashdot catcalls of internet tough-guy apply
1. Zuck's wants to turn OR into a 21st century::Cue::Cat! I predict many LULZ coming in the futar!
2. Does FB really have the gumption to embrace VRs ultimate market, pr0n?
Social porn apps would be a bad thing because I use porn specifically because I'm anti-social and can't stand the rest of humanity. antisocial apps, hmmmmm.... drone-based pizza/beer/lube delivery right to your basement.
Now, not only do our brave astronauts go to space in a vehicle on top of 10,000 tons of highly explosive chemicals, built by the lowest bidder, now they also get refurbished components, too!
I've seen enough spy movies to know that a guy with a name like Hugo Drax, err, Elon Musk, is secretly planning to kill off everyone on Earth and repopulate with carefully selected eugenically perfect specimens.
Catch the leprechaun and he'll give you a pot of gold! Of course, the tradition has it he'll trick you and the gold will turn to worthless bitcoins after you've let him go. sneaky Japanese leprechauns!
The problem with the English is that they feel the need to tell you the whole history of the East India company just to get a nice hot cup of not-entirely-quite-unlike tea.
Making a report automatically gets you reported.
Self-reporting in such a situation is viewed as suspicious. At the very least, you will be logged as a brown-noser.
Of course being aware enough to realize this is even more suspicious, and will get a note in your dossier as a potential troublemaker.
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"Scroogled" sounds like something Jerry Seinfeld would come up with.
sorry for any bad MS - Seinfeld associations that brought up, complimentary mindbleach on the table by the door.
This one time, an unalert pilot managed to hit the lottery and fly into the tether line of an aerostat. Darwin ensued (better formatted for easier reading here). One time. Ever. I'm not too concerned about those odds. Don't drink & fly. Alaska has enough bush pilots go missing already, who's going to notice one more?
What do we do now sir?
We die.
Yeah, that'll never work.
Fine, you found them out. This is actually just a stalking horse for materials testing for MIT's secret space elemavator protect. All the nerds are going to rapture to outer space to get away from the rest of us dangerously crazy motherfuckers.
Slashdot sure does seem to have a lot of New York Times Editorial writers.
We already got one
pshaw!
Try dividing something into equal fifths in your base 12.
Any rational being will use a number base based upon the product of prime numbers 6, 30, 210, or someuch, Babylonians be damned.
Or you could just use e as a base and get on with real work.
This.
I said when this story first broke out, the only way I'd join Facebook was if I could virtually punch people in the face. typical obligatory slashdot catcalls of internet tough-guy apply
the shitstorm
please don't give 3D VR movie ideas to Sci Fi .
that looks like a map of Civilization!
yeah, you can take that as a slam against Alaska, Arizona, see if I care.
LOGO would have been a better choice, since it's a graphically oriented language.
Turtles all the way down.
1. Zuck's wants to turn OR into a 21st century ::Cue::Cat! I predict many LULZ coming in the futar!
2. Does FB really have the gumption to embrace VRs ultimate market, pr0n?
Social porn apps would be a bad thing because I use porn specifically because I'm anti-social and can't stand the rest of humanity.
antisocial apps, hmmmmm.... drone-based pizza/beer/lube delivery right to your basement.
shut up or he'll buy that too.
/not sure if a bad thing or not
Now, not only do our brave astronauts go to space in a vehicle on top of 10,000 tons of highly explosive chemicals, built by the lowest bidder, now they also get refurbished components, too!
I keed...
I've seen enough spy movies to know that a guy with a name like Hugo Drax, err, Elon Musk, is secretly planning to kill off everyone on Earth and repopulate with carefully selected eugenically perfect specimens.
I always feel like Michael Jackson's watching meeeee.....
Users experiencing minor projectile vomiting are wearing it wrong.
iEye* user?
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame
oh god, those pictures! lolololololo! Definitely need to use one of those on my okcupid profile!
Plus, everybody knows, the proper pad placement is where the crease of you buttocks joins your thigh.
These Canadians claim they can alleviate migraines for some patients with a magic electrical headband. But who's going to trust Canananadians?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky...
Catch the leprechaun and he'll give you a pot of gold!
Of course, the tradition has it he'll trick you and the gold will turn to worthless bitcoins after you've let him go.
sneaky Japanese leprechauns!
The problem with the English is that they feel the need to tell you the whole history of the East India company just to get a nice hot cup of not-entirely-quite-unlike tea.
How do we know that the next update on linux is safe?
I thought you said you were going to audit it.
I reported myself, too, just for good measure.
Making a report automatically gets you reported.
Self-reporting in such a situation is viewed as suspicious. At the very least, you will be logged as a brown-noser.
Of course being aware enough to realize this is even more suspicious, and will get a note in your dossier as a potential troublemaker.
Or, you could just actually use the access controls already built into your systems and train your people to not share their credentials.
No, it's much better to go from criminally negligent and sloppy to overreacting and stomping all over everybody's freedoms.
What's the difference between 2008 and 1929?
Not enough bankers jumping from windows.