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Your Car Will Soon Sense If You're Tired Or Not Paying Attention

cartechboy writes "Distracted driving is a large issue, and it's getting worse as we become more entangled with our technology. To help combat this growing problem Volvo is showing off new technology that allows the car to sense when a driver is tired or not paying attention. The system bathes the driver in infrared light that can pick up the driver's position and eye movements. If the driver becomes inattentive or begins to drift off to sleep, it will alert you. Besides the safety aspect of this system, it will also be able to recognize the person sitting behind the wheel, allowing the car to tailor itself to that person's stored preferences. Further, it will be able to adjust the vehicle's exterior lighting in the direction the driver is looking based on the detected eye movement. Volvo's quick to note the system can't photograph the driver. People, the future is coming, and your vehicle is going to be watching you."

178 comments

  1. Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Even rear view cameras are still incredibly pricey add ons for most cars. I doubt much of this will be forced on us ( though with the current administration "knowing best" for how I should spend my money, who know)

    1. Re:Not If I don't buy it by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps there would be incentives in form of reduced insurance premiums. (That would actually make perfect sense, insurance companies tend to give benefits to people exhibiting responsible behavior.)

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    2. Re:Not If I don't buy it by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, and I hate how that evil government makes me purchase seat belts and air bags. And brakes, not just that, but brakes that meet safety standards. Stupid government "knowing best".

    3. Re:Not If I don't buy it by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia - Car buys YOU!

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    4. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Zynder · · Score: 2

      You don't shop much. Rear view cams can be had for $15 and a mirror monitor for about the same on Amazon, eBay, Alibaba, and other places. If you consider $30 to been incredibly pricey then may I suggest you join the 21st century and stop valuing costs like you're spending 1969 dollars. Cokes aren't a nickel and sadly a dime bag costs way more than a dime.

    5. Re:Not If I don't buy it by icebike · · Score: 1

      I know people who would buy this in a heartbeat. (Especially if it reduces insurance costs).

      Rear cams are not that essential. They are nice to have.

      Collision avoidance radar, braking systems, lane monitoring and blind spot monitoring systems are getting cheap, and some combinations of these components are showing up on sub $20K cars.

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    6. Re:Not If I don't buy it by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Perhaps there would be incentives in form of reduced insurance premiums. (That would actually make perfect sense, insurance companies tend to give benefits to people exhibiting responsible behavior.)

      "Reasonable" is subjective. For example, some people may find the idea of your insurance company goading you into willfully installing a tracking device as reasonable; many people, myself included, disagree.

      I think you're suffering from a case of confirmation bias here.

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    7. Re:Not If I don't buy it by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      ...not to mention all those pollution controls the evil government forces on us to ensure my kids have clean air to breathe. Airborne toxins build character.

    8. Re:Not If I don't buy it by OhPlz · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Seat belts are a stupid requirement since adults don't have to wear them in my state (New Hampshire).

      Freedom includes the freedom to do stupid things.

    9. Re:Not If I don't buy it by CanHasDIY · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I hate how that evil government makes me purchase seat belts and air bags. And brakes, not just that, but brakes that meet safety standards. Stupid government "knowing best".

      OK, c'mon now - stop grasping at straws.

      Brakes are a bit more than a government-required safety system, they're an essential part of any vehicle.

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    10. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this bullshit get modded up? As soon as the government starts mandating that tracking/surveillance technology be installed in cars, you know you're fucked.

      Your logic seems to be, "These other things the government does are okay, so this must be okay too!"

    11. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woosh?

    12. Re:Not If I don't buy it by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Freedom also includes the freedom to wear it if desired. If it wasn't there, how would people wear it?

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    13. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Even rear view cameras are still incredibly pricey add ons for most cars. I doubt much of this will be forced on us ( though with the current administration "knowing best" for how I should spend my money, who know)

      The first cars didn't have rear view mirrors, and an unreliable source claimed the police worked hard to not have them installed as the drivers could see they were being followed.I could see it as being true due to my run-ins over tinted windows, they couldn't see in and didn't like that.

    14. Re:Not If I don't buy it by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sadly, most people probably couldn't follow the instructions to install the rear view cam. You don't want a mirror cam anyway, the mirrors suck.

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    15. Re:Not If I don't buy it by SternisheFan · · Score: 2

      A few weeks ago someone posted here how he drove like a little old lady for 3 weeks with the Progressive dongle in his car. Then whe sent it back to Progressive and got a big discount on his insurance, though that differs greatly from this always on body scanner in TFS.

    16. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Ichijo · · Score: 0

      Set belt and air bag requirements are only so you can be a good consumer by driving faster, consuming more fuel, which allows you to contribute more to the GOP's donors. Notice how these safety measures only protect the people in the car and not pedestrians or bicyclists (who are disproportionately Democrats).

      It's kind of a form of genocide if you think about it.

      It makes sense for a government to protect people from other people, but is protecting people from themselves really worth the loss of freedom?

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    17. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Freedom to do stupid things shouldn't involve other people. Without a seatbelt in a collision, you're going to turn into a projectile and smash through the windshield. This means your stupidity contributes to trauma to the emergency responders when they have to literally scrape your bloody carcass off the road.

    18. Re:Not If I don't buy it by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this was far more of a sarcastic post than an honest attempt to debate the idea on merit. I wasn't really presenting a serious case, but neither was the AC.

    19. Re:Not If I don't buy it by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      This is the stupidest post.

      "these safety measures only protect people in the car"

      "brakes"

      The mind boggles.

    20. Re:Not If I don't buy it by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      I'd like a massaging driver's seat, but I'm not going to demand that every vehicle have one just to suit my own desire.

    21. Re:Not If I don't buy it by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      If emergency responders are traumatized by seeing blood and gore, they may have chosen the wrong career. That would be like a surgeon who faints at the sight of blood.

    22. Re:Not If I don't buy it by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Then I shall allow it.

      Hey, what's that 'whooshing' sound I hear?

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    23. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sort of rationalization is utterly preposterous. We see the same thing with drugs. "Oh, your actions have some sort of indirect effect on other people! Therefore, we're well within our rights to ban that activity."

      You could use that logic to ban literally anything. Ice skating, or skating in general? You could get hurt, which would traumatize your family (Because banning thing based on people's feelings is a good thing, right? Idiot.) and could cost taxpayers money. Ban it. Hobbyist mountain climbing? Ban that crap, and for similar reasons.

      Just about everything that isn't absolutely essential could be banned in this way. I don't know about you, but I want to live in a free society, and I don't mind paying more taxes or being 'offended' occasionally as a price for living in one.

    24. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antilock brakes aren't an _essential_ part of a vehicle, but they are federally mandated these days.

    25. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Even rear view cameras are still incredibly pricey add ons for most cars. I doubt much of this will be forced on us ( though with the current administration "knowing best" for how I should spend my money, who know)

      The cost to provide it is just a small fraction of what they charge for it.

    26. Re:Not If I don't buy it by fnj · · Score: 1

      So sue my dead body, authoritarian tool.

    27. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Alien1024 · · Score: 1

      More seriously, though, in a low-speed collision at certain angle, a seatbelt can make the difference between the driver hitting their head, which may cause them to fall unconscious and lose control of the vehicle, and retaining control of the vehicle and the ability to avoid running over pedestrians, for example.

      Any driver safety feature provides safety not only for the driver but also for all other drivers and people around the road. Whether each and every of those features should be made mandatory is another, more complex, question - tinfoil-hatters are speculating rear cameras will in fact serve nefarious surveillance purposes - and sometimes tinfoil-hatters are right. The safety of airbags is questioned, too. An airbag may hurt a passenger when it's too close to them.

    28. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was sarcasm, right?

    29. Re:Not If I don't buy it by sahuxley · · Score: 1

      It's punishing people for doing damage or committing a crime before they've done it, on the increased chance that it might happen.

    30. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Zynder · · Score: 1

      I've installed a couple now and I agree, the clip-over-your-existing-mirror mirror is cheap, flimsy, doesn't quite look right, and usually blocks visor operation. However if you spend a few more bucks you can get a real mirror with a monitor in it that attaches to the windshield mount replacing your OEM one. Those are much nicer and you can get them with compass, temperature, autodimming, and map lights depending on just how much you want to spend.

    31. Re:Not If I don't buy it by luther349 · · Score: 1

      lets see if some dip decides hes to good for a seat belt and goes threw the glass the hard way why is that anyone problem but his now dead ass.

    32. Re:Not If I don't buy it by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      More likely in my opinion is that "reduced" will mean "less than everyone else's when we put the prices up". Did average premiums go down when seatbelts became prevalent? What about ABS or any of the other safety features that are now so widespread?

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    33. Re:Not If I don't buy it by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Cloakroom attendants are used to seeing human waste, that doesn't mean I do my business on the floor. Firefighters sometimes come across charred bodies, but that's no reason not to take basic precautions against fires.

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    34. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now it has to be used for 5 months.

    35. Re: Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Just deaths.

    36. Re:Not If I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloakroom attendants are used to seeing human waste, that doesn't mean I do my business on the floor.

      Well, where else would you do it?

  2. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it goes bad, it will disable the vehicle, you won't be able to fix it yourself, and it will cost $1500 at the dealer. What's not to love!

    1. Re:Great! by icebike · · Score: 1

      Bull.
      Does your car fail to start if you don't buckle your seat belt?
      Does your car not work if your tail light goes out or your turn signal fails?
      If you disable your front collision avoidance system does your car not work?

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    2. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More complexity just waiting to fail.

      This kind of complexity is good if it tries to minimize disasters like the when the driver falls asleep.

    3. Re:Great! by icebike · · Score: 1

      How many times are you going to post the same nonsense?

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    4. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you buy a German car those weird electrical issues are free!

    5. Re:Great! by icebike · · Score: 1

      What electrical issues? None of those affect driveability.

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    6. Re:Great! by Amtrak · · Score: 1, Informative

      True enough. But when the car company's terrible media center software causes a buffer overflow in the memory shared by this system and it the sensor to think that I'm now my wife and it will move the seat to far forward and I won't be able to properly drive the car. CRASH!

      Think that isn't possible, clearly you haven't driven a Ford built in the last few years. My uncle bought a new Ford Torus SHO and when you pushed a certain sequence of buttons on the radio while the car was at a red light (i.e. in 1st gear and not moving) the car would shift to reverse without indication. The only way to tell it had happened was to see that the backup cam was suddenly displaying on the review mirror. To get back out of reverse you had to put the car in neutral then back into first. Needless to say my uncle returned that car and now has an Audi.

      I don't think I'm going to be buying a car with one of these new infotainment systems until they start physically separating them from the drive by wire systems.

    7. Re:Great! by bws111 · · Score: 1

      And yet not one hit on that behavior on Google. Weird.

  3. In Soviet Russia by OricAtmos48K · · Score: 1

    You will be watching your car !

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      You will be watching your car watching YOU!

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  4. And Let Me Guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When this technology reaches the UK, authorities will mandate that the car transmit a signal to the local police so the proper action can be taken. It's the next logical step in the UK's transformation to a dystopian police state.

    1. Re:And Let Me Guess by Holladon · · Score: 1

      Why would you think the UK is the only country that might make use of this?

    2. Re:And Let Me Guess by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament!

      Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament!

      Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament!

      Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament!

      Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament!

      ...

      it appears to be hung in an infinite loop

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  5. Owned by Ford, an American company by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Remember kids, Ford owns Volvo (and Jaguar, and some others). So, when you hear "don't worry it won't photograph you", just keep that in mind.

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    1. Re:Owned by Ford, an American company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until 2010, when Volvo Car Corporation was sold to Geely Automobile of China

    2. Re:Owned by Ford, an American company by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Neeerrrrrt! That is incorrect. The correct answer is, "Who is Greely of China."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V...

      Ford sold the Volvo Car Corporation in 2010 to Geely Automobile of China for $1.8 billion, following on from their sale of Jaguar Land Rover in 2008 and Aston Martin in 2007.

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    3. Re:Owned by Ford, an American company by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Neeerrrrrt! That is incorrect. The correct answer is, "Who is Greely of China."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V...

      Ford sold the Volvo Car Corporation in 2010 to Geely Automobile of China for $1.8 billion, following on from their sale of Jaguar Land Rover in 2008 and Aston Martin in 2007.

      Greely was an newspaper editor, who advised people to drive west on Rout 66 (or something like that.)

      With this innovation, the car can get it's kicks, too.

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    4. Re:Owned by Ford, an American company by icebike · · Score: 2

      Ford does not own Jaguar.

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    5. Re:Owned by Ford, an American company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given Ford's safety record (remember the $5 manufacturing cost they saved on each Pinto?), I have serious doubts about this.

    6. Re:Owned by Ford, an American company by gtall · · Score: 1

      No, he was a Catholic priest, Andrew Greely, wrote several novels and was in general, a thorn in the backside of the Catholic church. I only recall one bit from one of his novels, it was something sci fi and the gist was G-d was should have aimed a lightning bolt at a cluster of bishops.

  6. How long before Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    start ticketing people for being perceived as tired? They don't work hard so they know it will disproportionately affect the poor and minorities so they're going to hammer on this issue hard.

    1. Re:How long before Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure cause card carrying democrat job's bank employee's work so hard..... Both sides of the aisle are full of lazy assholes grow up.

  7. Flying car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I want: flying car.
    What I get: car that makes sure I don't ever go flying.

    Ah, the irony.

  8. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it goes bad, it will disable the vehicle, be impossible to fix yourself, and cost $1500 at the dealer. More complexity just waiting to fail. Meh!

  9. Infrared Blind by qpqp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The system bathes the driver in infrared light

    Anyone else feels like this is going to be a strain on our eyes?

    1. Re:Infrared Blind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As shown here, there's a whole lot more range that is generally defined as 'infrared' than there is light you can see.

      Even if it was really really close infrared and you had a slightly wider visible spectrum than most people, red light is best for this sort of thing. Stargazers have long been advised that if they are going to bring a star chart with them to help identify stars, to put a red filter over the flashlight to ease the transition between the chart and the sky. A dull deep-red glow should have no significant effect on a driver.

    2. Re:Infrared Blind by Khoa · · Score: 2

      According to the Indian journal of ophthalmology: IR radiation can lead to cataracts... "The protein of eye lens is very sensitive to IR radiation which is hazardous and may lead to cataract." Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pm...

    3. Re:Infrared Blind by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      A piece of electrical tape will defeat this nicely.

    4. Re:Infrared Blind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to see the light for it to be damaging.

    5. Re:Infrared Blind by noblebeast · · Score: 1

      I assume they would discover eye strain in product testing, if this is the case.

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    6. Re:Infrared Blind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you mean on the sensor and not one's eyes. Although I think both would accomplish the task.

    7. Re:Infrared Blind by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Infrared light is invisible. It's also all around us all the time. The amount they are using is tiny and won't affect you. No worse than someone pointing a TV remote at you.

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    8. Re:Infrared Blind by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Studies (already linked in other responses) have shown that workplace exposure to IR radiation (e.g. working with molten glass) at what was thought to be a safe level can lead to an increased rate of development of cataracts. While I understand that this application is likely no more than a TV remote or what the Kinect already bathes Xbox users in, you can understand why some of us might want a bit more information before having it directed specifically at the eye. It may end up being that this is orders of magnitude less than what the study was talking about, or it may end up being that it's a cause for concern. Either way, I'd like to know more.

  10. Seat belt ding? by mavriikk · · Score: 1

    Get ready kids... Car are about to become extremely annoying.

    1. Re:Seat belt ding? by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Get ready kids... Car are about to become extremely annoying.

      ding
      You door is ajar
      ding
      You door is ajar
      ding ...

      Done been there.

    2. Re:Seat belt ding? by gtall · · Score: 1

      Car: Ding, ding ding, your door is ajar, your door is ajar.
      Owner: I know, fuck off.
      Car: Ding, ding, ding, your door continues to be ajar, your door continues to be ajar.
      Owner: Blow it out your ass.
      Car: DING, DING, DING, You are failing to recognize a serious condition, I would like to talk to you about this. You are failing to recognize a serious condition, I would like to talk to you about it.
      Owner: Cram it, I'm armed.
      Car: DING, DONG, DING, DONG, I will be forced to inform your insurance company if we do not have a meaningful conversation about your attitude very shortly. I will be forced to inform your insurance company if we do not have a meaningful conversation about your attitude very shortly.
      Owner: BLAM
      Car: ding....ding...dohing...done...oh screw it.

    3. Re:Seat belt ding? by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      Get ready kids... Car are about to become extremely annoying.

      ding You door is ajar ding You door is ajar ding ...

      Done been there.

      If your door is ajar, do you screw it shut?

      (ducks!)

  11. Car Sensors Suck by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

    I'll bet it works as well as automatic headlights and automatic windshield wipers. Hell, even gas tank level sensors still suck. Engineers may design something that works, but by the time it makes it into a production vehicle it's been hacked up and cheapened and built out of flimsy plastic components to the point of being useless.

    1. Re:Car Sensors Suck by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Automotive engineers are so smart, they're stupid" - almost every mechanic I've ever met

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    2. Re:Car Sensors Suck by icebike · · Score: 1

      My automatic headlights and automatic wipers work perfectly. As does my auto high-beam.
      So does my collision avoidance braking system,
      blind spot monitoring,
      traction control system,
      rear cross-traffic detection,
      adaptive cruise control,
      parking assist radars,
      keyless entry, keyless starting,
      remote start, etc.

      What do you have against safety and convenience features?
      Why do they all have to be made of metal and weigh a ton, instead of never-rusting plastic?

      Take a look at this chart and tell me which part of the past you think we should revisit.

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    3. Re:Car Sensors Suck by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Engineers are like programmers. Their inclination to "do it right" is direct proportional to them being subjected to using their creation. Be honest, people, if you know you'll never ever have to use the piece of junk you create, how much effort will you put into it past what's necessary to get it to specs, even if you KNOW that the specs don't address something critical that will bite the user in the behind?

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    4. Re:Car Sensors Suck by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Engineers are like programmers. Their inclination to "do it right" is direct proportional to them being subjected to using their creation. Be honest, people, if you know you'll never ever have to use the piece of junk you create, how much effort will you put into it past what's necessary to get it to specs, even if you KNOW that the specs don't address something critical that will bite the user in the behind?

      That is precisely why I think all automotive engineers should have to be ASE certified mechanics first - maybe then they'll think twice about doing stupid shit like putting the goddamn fuel filter behind the brake booster.

      Seriously, changing a fuel filter should not be a 2 hour job...

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    5. Re:Car Sensors Suck by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "My automatic headlights and automatic wipers work perfectly. As does my auto high-beam."

      for you, not for the person in front of you that's blinded by your highbeams in their rearview or oncoming traffic on the opposing lanes because you don't want to have to move your arm.

      "So does my collision avoidance braking system,"

      except for the person who rear ends you because your car slams on it's brakes when someone cuts you off.

      "blind spot monitoring,"

      until it fails the first time and you run that family of three off the road because you don't want to turn your head.

      "rear cross-traffic detection,"

      does nothing as you drive into someone talking on your phone instead of paying attention.

      why don't we just be good drivers and pay attention to the road and our surroundings instead of trying to have technology do it for us to the point where we completely rely on it and end up killing people when it fails?

      i personally don't want a car to do any of the driving for me, i'll do it myself, and if i'm too tired to drive, can't spend .5 of a second to move my arm or turn my head or care if anyone is in the space im about to drive into.. maybe i shouldn't be driving?

    6. Re:Car Sensors Suck by icebike · · Score: 1

      Everything you said is false.
      I mean, I can't imagine how you could be wrong on every single point, unless you are still driving that 82 Toyota.

      The headlights recognize tail lights and won't go to bright when I'm following, the car can distinguish someone cutting me off, and brakes just enough to allow for the DIFFERENCE in speed, the blind spot monitoring works perfectly, (and I still turn my head because not all the cars I drive have this). Cross traffic detection is for when you are backing out of parking spaces, not driving.

      Basically, I don't think you should be driving period. Your attitude betrays an ego larger than your brain. You don't belong on the road.
      Its time to trade in that deadly heap you drive, because your abilities stopped improving years ago.
      Humans are the least reliable element in the modern car.

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    7. Re:Car Sensors Suck by luther349 · · Score: 1

      that they do and the more they shove in when something is wrong with the car its just more crap to dig threw.

    8. Re:Car Sensors Suck by Cederic · · Score: 1

      That depends whether you're generating revenue on those two hours of work.

    9. Re:Car Sensors Suck by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Requiring the removal of the front end to replace a f*cking headlight is the worst I have seen.

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    10. Re:Car Sensors Suck by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      why don't we just be good drivers and pay attention to the road and our surroundings instead of trying to have technology do it for us to the point where we completely rely on it and end up killing people when it fails?

      Because people suck at paying attention and giving a fine to people who mess with their phone, drive tired or somesuch just doesn't work. Driving a car is probably the most dangerous mode of transportation (dunno about walking or biking (warning: depends on country). Definitely more dangerous than flying). Making it safer is a good plan IMHO, even intermediate measures like this (end measure is pure automated driving, manual driving will be illegal on the road).

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    11. Re:Car Sensors Suck by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Be honest, people, if you know you'll never ever have to use the piece of junk you create, how much effort will you put into it past what's necessary to get it to specs, even if you KNOW that the specs don't address something critical that will bite the user in the behind?

      You might get by with that if you write apps for smartphones, but not if you're doing anything serious. If one of my co-workers displayed that attitude I'd do my best to get their ass fired, but my boss would probably beat me to it. Most people will never "have to use" the flight control and target tracking software they write for a missile.

    12. Re:Car Sensors Suck by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There are certain exception to that rule. Mostly where a blunder isn't just "oh well, we'll patch it when we get around to it" but rather "they want HOW MANY millions in damages?"

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  12. The Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every breath you take
    Every turn you make
    Every every time you brake
    Every step you take
    You car'll be watching you.

  13. Free upgrades? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Volvo is installing this tech in old Datsuns?

  14. Wake me up when... by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

    Wake me up when my vehicles can drive themselves.

    1. Re:Wake me up when... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Actually, if your vehicles are driving themselves, you have less reason to be awake.

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    2. Re:Wake me up when... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Actually, if your vehicles are driving themselves, you have less reason to be awake.

      Less time focused on the road means more time to read Tech Bulletins! Yes!!!

      warning: your car may swerve out of control without warning...

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    3. Re:Wake me up when... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Why in the name of blissful sleep would you want to be awoken then?

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    4. Re:Wake me up when... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, technically, while you are sleeping your vehicle is driving itself... not necessarily where you want it to, but while you're sleeping, you're not the driver. You're a passenger. No matter what seat you're in.

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  15. Wrong by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Informative

    Remember kids, Ford owns Volvo (and Jaguar, and some others)

    That was true about a decade ago. Ford sold Volvo to a Chinese company is 2010 and sold Jaguar to an Indian company in 2008.

    So, when you hear "don't worry it won't photograph you", just keep that in mind.

    Keep what in mind, then? That they used to own Volvo and Jaguar? I'm not sure how that is relevant.

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    1. Re:Wrong by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``Keep what in mind, then? That they used to own Volvo and Jaguar? I'm not sure how that is relevant.''

      Wasn't it a Ford exec that admitted that their autos' sensors knew when drivers exceeded the speed limit?

      (Though I'd guess they meant every time someone drives faster than 55MPH. An outdated limit now, at least in Illinois, as we have 70MPH speed limits away from populous areas.)

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    2. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't it a Ford exec that admitted that their autos' sensors knew when drivers exceeded the speed limit?

      And if you think other companies don't have similar instrumentation, you're pretty clueless.

      Keep that in mind while shopping for a horse, I guess.

    3. Re:Wrong by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Of course th car has that info. The in dash GPS usually had speed limit info these days, just to display the maximum speed for the road you are on. Assuming the GPS is on (it may be impossible to turn it off) it knows when you are speeding. That doesn't mean they should collect that data, let alone upload it to their servers. If thy do store that data it can and will be "requested" by the government. It may be that someone at Ford who decided that is too stupid to understand that.

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  16. of course by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

    They're not going to collect it
    They won't be sending out signals to the police
    They won't be sending out data to your insurance companies
    They won't be collecting data for accident coverage
    They won't be storing the data and combining it in other databases (ohh you just went to the gym? You just came back from your mistress's place and were tired?)
    They won't be selling it to your health insurance provider (xx was driving tired for extended periods of time, must have some disease, drop coverage immediately)
    Sorry, there's too many reasons why not to get it and very little reason to get it.

    1. Re:of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but think of the marketing analytics:

      Driver distracted by billboard design on highway!

      Ding 'em for a ticket AND increase an ad impression

    2. Re:of course by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Sorry, there's too many reasons why not to get it and very little reason to get it.

      I'm normally against technologies that are designed to make the driver dumber (lane assist, brake assist, parking assist) but in this case, I'm for it. Falling asleep at the wheel is dangerous. I once fell asleep behind the wheel, I managed to turn around two corners (and I drive a manual) before I woke up. I'm not sure if I was actually asleep but I cant remember how I got from street A to street B. Scared the living crap out of me and I stopped for a break as soon as I could find a park. Fatigue is the third biggest killer on Australian roads after Speed and Drug and Alcohol and unlike the other two, fatigue is hard for a driver to detect and manage.

      Volvo is normally pretty good with safety features, but the one concern I have is that it will be ignored with all the blips, beep and bloops the average modern car bombards the driver with (one of the major reasons I rail against driver assist technologies is because it encourages bad drivers to ignore warning beeps and lights by flooding them with pointless beeps and lights). I test drove a new VW Polo with my GF last year, when I asked the dealer about the beeps he said "oh, you'll get used to that"... SWMBO ended up getting a Mazda 2 without all the crap (and probably dodged a bullet with the VW tranny problems) but she knows how to stay in her lane without assistance.

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    3. Re:of course by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      In the old days, the cowboy could be out of it and the horse would find its way home.
      So, clearly, we need to teach horses to drive cars.

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  17. Bloodhound Gang by MRe_nl · · Score: 2

    You got your Jesus on the dashboard
    But the Devil's under my hood
    You're takin' it down legal, I'm pullin' it up to no good
    God is your copilot, I let Satan ride shotgun
    You pay a toll to get to Heaven
    But on the road to hell there's none

    Get up you're asleep at the wheel
    Get up you're asleep at the wheel
    Get up you're asleep at the wheel
    Get up you're asleep at the wheel
    Get up you're asleep at the wheel
    Get up you're asleep at the wheel
    Get up you're asleep at the wheel
    Get up you're asleep at the wheel

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  18. No worries for me. by Nethead · · Score: 1

    Considering that my 1998 Volvo V70 wagon (versatile) should last me another 20 years, and I'll be 73 then, this will come in handy when I'm ready to buy again. And if that dies, I still have my 2001 S60 to putz around in.

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  19. Big Deal by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Wives and girlfriends been making use of this technology for millennia.

  20. Old news by pinzvidz · · Score: 1

    Huh? There is nothing new about this, quite a few manufacturers have this technology in place already.

    1. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what I was thinking. I rented a Mercedes in 2012, and it warmed me about my tired eyes for the whole week (road trip; driving perhaps 18 hours a day or so).

    2. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Volvo also has had it in place for several years, it's likely it's just being pushed in a commercial drive in the US or something right now.

  21. maximum number of drivers exceeded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also soon, cars will be licensed for up to two drivers...additional drivers only $9.99 extra per month.

  22. It might be worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this means the car can tell when you're trying to smoke a cigarette, text, and yell at your kid in the backseat while in motion (I'm not even going to claim "while driving" since that's often third or fourth on the list of priorities), then for all of our sakes, it's a good idea. I can only hope the car waits until the next time you stop at a traffic light, shuts itself off, and won't restart until you write "I'm sorry I'm such an asshole" 50 times with your finger on the entertainment screen.

  23. Why me?!! by Lew+Perin · · Score: 1

    “If the driver becomes inattentive or begins to drift off to sleep, it will alert you.”

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    1. Re:Why me?!! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Because you didn't opt out in time.

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  24. Can I Point it at You? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Being that I'm not a completely narcissistic imbecile, paying attention while driving is not an issue I have; hell, sometimes it feels like I'm the only one on the road who actually understands that the task of operating 2 tons of steel and rubber at high speeds should be the driver's primary focus. Not to say that I haven't fucked up, but I at least bothered to learn from my mistakes. Plus, I'm not so stupid/selfish/what-have-you that I would ignore fatigue and risk the lives of everyone around me by not pulling over to rest when necessary.

    That said - is there some way I can point this system at all the other cars on the road? I would find it far more useful to know which other drivers are not paying attention/about to fall asleep/whatever, than to have a Big Brother system to tell me shit about myself I should already know.

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    1. Re:Can I Point it at You? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      That is what I want. Active dashboard that highlights other cars with information.

      Grand Am in the left lane 5 cars ahead, "Erratic Asshole tailgaiting at 80mph"
      Prius ahead of you, " Hipster doing 67.2 and listening to Beck"

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    2. Re:Can I Point it at You? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      That is what I want. Active dashboard that highlights other cars with information.

      That would be useful, and bitchin.

      Maybe instead of focusing on systems that make shitty drivers less dangerous, we should be focusing on systems that make people less shitty drivers.

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    3. Re:Can I Point it at You? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      " focusing on systems that make people less shitty drivers."

      That is easy. Automated cameras in cars that take photos with telemetry data and send to the police for automatic fines.

      For example, punk kid cutting in a line, will he do it in front of the big 7 foot tall musclebound wrestler? will he do it in front of the guy with a pistol on his hip? or will he pick the little guy that looks defenseless?

      If there were consequences do driving like a complete dooshbag people would not do it. camera in back that fines tailgaiters, car reports what you do inside it to the cops as well as speed ,etc...

      Problem is people dont want to get caught texting at 80mph 3 feet from the bumper of the car in front of them, so they will be all up in arms about it.

      What I want is a way to taser drivers in the groin remotely when they drive dangerously. "You have been riding in the fast lane for 10 minutes without passing another vehicle, automatic groin taser firing in 10....9.....8...."

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    4. Re:Can I Point it at You? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      " focusing on systems that make people less shitty drivers."

      That is easy. Automated cameras in cars that take photos with telemetry data and send to the police for automatic fines.

      Fines and "automated cameras" do not make people better drivers, evidenced by the fact that shitty drivers still exist. It just makes it easier for the government to turn shitty driving into a revenue stream and thus, give the government a disincentive to do anything about the problem.

      If there were consequences do driving like a complete dooshbag people would not do it

      Except, there are already consequences, and people still drive like shit.

      I was thinking of something more along the lines of, you know, proper training. Criminal how most states give out licenses to operate heavy weapons after little more than a 10 question quiz and a quick spin around the block.

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    5. Re:Can I Point it at You? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Make it harder to get and keep a drivers license would work, required training and retesting every few years. but the AARP will never allow that.

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    6. Re:Can I Point it at You? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Can't remember what comedian suggested it: every driver is equipped with a paintball gun and a dozen yellow paintballs. When somebody does something stupid, you shoot them. When the cops see somebody whose whole car is covered in yellow paint, they take away his license.

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    7. Re:Can I Point it at You? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Make it harder to get and keep a drivers license would work, required training and retesting every few years. but the AARP will never allow that.

      And once again, blind, unbending worship of capitalism complicates the holy living shit out of something that isn't really all that complicated.

      'Murica!

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  25. With magnavolt? by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1
  26. Props to the Submitter by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, for no longer linking to greencarreports.com in every single item you post.

    That has to be one of the worst, fallacious "news" sites I've ever seen.

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  27. My Car Already Does That... by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    This isn't new...

    1. Re:My Car Already Does That... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Mine too.

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    2. Re:My Car Already Does That... by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      The method is new. Most (all?) current systems use the lane departure warning system and steering wheel input to determine if the driver is drowsy, but they do not put a camera on the driver themselves. The current system on my Ford doesn't seem to work very well.

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  28. Mercedes Steering Tracking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Mercedes has something like this, although not as advanced. It tracks variations in steering--when you're alert you constantly make small steering adjustments, while you make fewer, larger adjustments when tired.

    Using this information, along with the time of day and how long you've been driving, it will flash a light and make an annoying sound if it determines you're fatigued.

    This was actually kind of annoying on a recent road trip (actually on the return trip, late at night). My co-pilot and I would switch seats and see who could go the longest without triggering the warning.

  29. NON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And when I'm horny will it drive to a Motel 6 and try to fuck me ?

    Ha ha ;-D

    1. Re:NON by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      And when I'm horny will it drive to a Motel 6 and try to fuck me ?

      That would be an OnStar extra for those who have it installed on 5 or more vehicles, "I need laid".

    2. Re:NON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely you already got fucked pretty thoroughly when you bought the car.

  30. Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by FuzzNugget · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why does everyone think that everything can be solved with technology? Oh, right, it's easier to sell than telling everyone they mostly suck at something and that they need to get better at it than, "here's a magic $product that will fix all your problems."

    The problem is not technology, the problem is not our gadgets,; the problem is our collective attitude about driving and (lack of) training. Requirements to obtain (and retain) a driver's license in some countries would be shocking to most people in North America. Our standards are pathetic and woefully inadequate. Oh, you can follow some basic instructions that a chimp could do for 15 minutes? Here, now you can drive anything outside of a big rig, motorcycle or bus (unless it's an RV, because apparently, having fewer passengers magically turns it into an agile sports sedan... or something), including hauling your big-ass 5th wheel.

    That shit doesn't fly in places where driving is taken seriously. Just Google "driving license in [European country]" and wait for your jaw to drop.

    If we actually trained people to have vehicular and situational awareness, they would realize that it's a bad idea to be dicking around with their gizmos while operating a multi-ton projectile around hundreds of other multi-ton projectiles, pedestrians, cyclists and municipal structures... and we wouldn't be trying to develop bullshit tech like this or legislating laws ripe for abuse.

    That kind of training takes years of practice, not 15 minutes in a mostly controlled situation. But you can't put that in a box and slap on a price sticker.

    1. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      The problem is not technology, the problem is not our gadgets,; the problem is our collective attitude about driving and (lack of) training. Requirements to obtain (and retain) a driver's license in some countries would be shocking to most people in North America. Our standards are pathetic and woefully inadequate. Oh, you can follow some basic instructions that a chimp could do for 15 minutes? Here, now you can drive anything outside of a big rig, motorcycle or bus (unless it's an RV, because apparently, having fewer passengers magically turns it into an agile sports sedan... or something), including hauling your big-ass 5th wheel.

      Ex-father by law is a truck driver and has a fit that no extra training or licensing is required for the RV's, 5th wheels, or such; and one point we do agree on. (USA)

    2. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kind of training takes years of practice, not 15 minutes in a mostly controlled situation. But you can't put that in a box and slap on a price sticker.

      We can put that in a box, though. And should. Automating away whatever deficiencies drivers might have is good. Automating away drivers altogether is good.
      Training, and years of practice, just to learn to drive, is utter waste of human effort.

    3. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The attitudes are a problem even with the technology. People see the automated safety systems as taking away some of the risk and become complacent.

      My ex used to (and probably still does) throw her brand new car around tighter corners on cruise control because she had stability control and thought that would make everything ok if something happened.

      Things like this tiredness/distraction warning have their place. It might just give a driver a warning about fatigue five minutes before they would otherwise realise. It's people who will take advantage of this system that are the problem.

    4. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

      I don't think autonomous cars are the panacea they're being made out to be. Even setting aside the legal liability implications, the technology are a *long* way off. The number of variables is impossibly infinite: unpredictable road textures, surface degradation, faded or illegible markings, poor signage, weather conditions, oddly engineered intersections and traffic features, malfunctioning traffic equipment, unexpected barriers, construction crews, wildlife... really, *anything* that isn't absolutely and completely predictable is a potential disaster. Do you trust software to account for all of that and much more?

      Think about just how shitty most software is and how badly it fails. If that causes an annoying behavior on your PC, oh well, but that annoying behavior becomes deadly behavior when it controls the mechanics of a car. They are going to need beyond NASA-levels of rigor. Do you really think that's going to happen in the profits-before-all corporate world?

      I haven't even mentioned legal liability yet. Who is responsible when a collision occurs? The manufacturer? Which one? Both? All? Shared? Does liability funnel down to programmers? How could you possibly calculate the shared liability on such an undoubtedly massive system? What if it was caused by a poor road surface that the software couldn't be reasonably expected to cope with? Is the municipality or state at fault? What about the mechanic who last worked on the car? Or maybe the owner changed mechanics? What about people who work on their own cars? The investigatory expense to determine fault for a single collision would be simply immense.

      Until there exists a nation wide network of communication beacons on every road, it's not gonna happen (and even then, equipment failure and software defects are still a major issue). So we might as well get learning. For what it's worth, I enjoy driving.

    5. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Even the best drivers make mistakes. It's human nature, unavoidable. Safety devices make sense because we know that no matter how good the training is there will be failures.

      The US does seem particularly bad, which is why for example I can exchange by UK license for Japanese one any time I like but an American has to take a further Japanese test. Even so, we have plenty of accidents due to drivers being distracted or tired.

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    6. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the license thing might be more attributable to the fact that cars in both Japan and the UK drive on the wrong side of the road. :)

    7. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan has more accidents & deaths per mile than the US. US might have more overall but that's because people drive more miles in the US.

      (The UK is statistically safer for driving).

    8. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Like the idea that you can be exempt from the safety and pollution and mileage mandates if you sell big trucky things to the consumer as passenger vehicles. If a vehicle is so truckish that it's exempt from passenger car mandates because it's a work vehicle and you wouldn't want to penalize businesses, then it's presumably so truckish that you should have a truck license to drive it.

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    9. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Case in point: the hardest part of the driving test for most people is parallel parking, not any part of the actual driving. Ironic twist; plenty of people in suburbia can go through their whole lives driving from driveway to mall and never parallel park.

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    10. Re:Not a tech problem, not a tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I googled "driving license in Moldova" and it doesn't look that hard.

  31. MORE TINFOIL! by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    Rockwell was right!

    I always feel like Michael Jackson's watching meeeee.....

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  32. My vehicle is not ever going to watch me. by rdelsambuco · · Score: 1

    My vehicle is a bicycle.

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    1. Re:My vehicle is not ever going to watch me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So young, so naive.
      Ot's only a matter of time before some company realises that there is a huge market for bicycle security gadgets and starts lobbying to make them mandatory.

    2. Re:My vehicle is not ever going to watch me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This thread's equivalent to "I don't watch TV. I don't even own a TV."

  33. Watching where you are looking is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... though I'm not sure what for. But... is it really a good idea for my car to shift lighting to where I'm looking. Example: I glance at the car in the oncoming lane, should my car be shining lights in the other driver's eyes? Headlights are focused slightly to the right side (where we drive on the right-hand side) to avoid shining bright headlights into an oncoming driver's eyes. How many accidents might occur because this "smart" car has temporarily blinded another driver?

    1. Re:Watching where you are looking is great... by nobuddy · · Score: 1

      Well, they were focused slightly to the left before Johnny Dickbag replaced them with HID and pointed them and the identical fucking HID fog lamps straight ahead.

  34. Blue is the new Infrared. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    From TFS and TFA:

    The system bathes the driver in infrared light ...

    Yet in both TFA photos, the light is drawn in blue.

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  35. My car already has a sensor to wake me up... by Rhacman · · Score: 1

    It's called an air-bag.

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    1. Re:My car already has a sensor to wake me up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That pillow is to help you sleep after the car detects you've finished driving.

  36. women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if they could just invent a car that detects if the driver is a woman...

  37. Projected Hi demand for pre WW2 cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I project a coming high demand for pre WW2 cars soon. That is ones built well, indestructible, and with antique license plates [that are cheap].

  38. Headline is wrong by fnj · · Score: 1

    MY car will not have this feature. Not until hell freezes over and there is no way to own and drive a car without it. A lot, or even maybe all, new cars may have it, but NOT MY car.

  39. Volvos are driven by idiots already ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who spends a lot of time on the road knows Volvo drivers
    are among the very worst with respect to inattentive driving.

    Instead of addressing the root causes, Volvo plans to install a band-aid.

    It won't help -- if anything it will make the typically inattentive Volvo
    driver even worse because the dolt in the Volvo will assume that the
    car is paying attention so he doesn't need to do so.

  40. Mirrored sunglasses? by kayaker01 · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming there will be workarounds, right? Jailbraking your car? Buying a car with the feature to lower insurance rates, then disabling the feature?

    1. Re:Mirrored sunglasses? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Wait'll the cars with this feature become badly maintained ten year old jalopies and hit the broke high-schooler market.

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  41. Nope by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Mine won't. And neither will my next car.

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  42. Let's all line up and bash the American cars... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1
    Wow, let's all line up to bash the American car company...

    (remember the $5 manufacturing cost they saved on each Pinto?)

    The Pinto was 40 years ago. You conveniently overlooked the money they spent correcting that problem, and the fact that the Pinto has been out of production for a long time. That error didn't last the full run of the Pinto, for that matter.

    But no, let's go ahead and line up to bash the American company. Need I remind you what the Japanese cars were like in the 1970s? Toyotas were barely able to reach freeway speed. Hondas were too small for a large segment of Americans (ie, people more than 6' tall) to drive comfortably. Both had rust problems galore. But yet they improved. Now people speak fondly of their Japanese cars. In the 1970s nobody would have believed that Toyota and Honda could some day make competitive luxury cars, yet now we have Lexus and Acura.

    And if we look to South Korea, the turn around is even more dramatic (at least with regards to how quickly it happened). Hyundai from the 80s and 90s were utter garbage. They probably never should have been allowed on American freeways but we let them on anyways. They weren't reliable, comfortable, or safe. Yet now Hyundai and Kia are very competent little cars.

    But yet we keep bashing Ford for what happened 40 years ago. If we did that to the Japanese and Korean cars they would have gone bankrupt years ago.

    In case you haven't noticed, Ford Fusion has beat Toyota Camry in initial quality, best midsize, and car of the year more than once and from multiple reviewers. But yet obviously it is more important to remind people about what Ford did when Nixon was president.

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  43. One word... by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

    Vaseline.

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  44. What I want to see by nobuddy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Car senses driver texting.

    disengages seat-belt lock, quick slam on the brakes and release, bouncing their face off the steering wheel.

    Dash shows message "Put down the fucking phone and drive, asshole."

    1. Re:What I want to see by luther349 · · Score: 1

      ok this i would like.

    2. Re:What I want to see by strikethree · · Score: 1

      ROFLMAO. God I hope they implement this. Good one kind sir. :)

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    3. Re:What I want to see by bigwavedave33 · · Score: 1

      I was just about to put the same. Well done!

  45. Overly Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems like an overly complicated system for a fairly simple task. Wouldn't it be easier to have a system that measures and tracks inputs and responses over a period of time? This comes across as less reliable tech for the sake of tech.

    Attention assist went off in my car for the first time ever last Saturday night. And it was right, I had zoned out at and needed sleep badly!

  46. I'm shocked to discover it isn't already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watching me that is. I am simply delightful.

  47. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    already available in volkswagen for more than a year.

  48. "Responsible" people have no need of this by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    That would actually make perfect sense, insurance companies tend to give benefits to people exhibiting responsible behavior.

    People exhibiting responsible behaviour have no need of a system to watch them and enforce rules. They would not drive when they felt very tired because it would be dangerous to do so. The only reason for the insurance companies to want this is because they are not sure that you are a responsible person.

    The problem is with a system like this is that it has to never give a false positive. Even if one time in a million it gives a false positive there will be thousands of people every year who will suddenly be unable to use their car for no good reason. It seems unlikely that the system is that accurate unless its threshold is set so high it triggers on the drivers snoring.

    1. Re:"Responsible" people have no need of this by Meski · · Score: 1

      How tired is too tired though? I feel somewhat sleepy now (1527h Fri) not for any good reason, and yet I'll be driving home, we aren't talking long commute times here, about 15 minutes. Measuring fatigue levels like this would be useful.

  49. But illegal to sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK... but what can you do about it if you not allowed to stop and sleep? A problem in the Netherlands where a €120 fine is common, but also plenty of other countries around the world. Pay for a hotel for a few hours? Only possible in some parts of the world

  50. No it wont... by Lumpy · · Score: 0

    Because I will not be buying a 2016 Audi. or a 2020 Buick, etc....

    Honestly until the car makers start making quality instead of crap, I wont be buying anything newer than 2007. Electronics made with consumer grade components in a car is bullshit. Exploded caps in BCM modules are unacceptable unless they are willing to give me a lifetime free replacement. bad soldering in a ECM is also unaceptable.

    Right now the entire car industry is ran by complete morons that care about profits and not quality and safety. Until that changes, I am sticking with cars I can repair myself.

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  51. New ? My Car has that already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Golf Mk7.

    Little coffee cup in the display "Sleepyness detected. Recommend taking a Break" (sorry for my bad english, that car is speaking german *g*)
    It reacts to how often the windows are opened, how long I have been driving, and with the DistanceAdaptiveCruiseControl I think it is even watching if I zig-zag a bit in my own lane.
    (DistanceAdaptiveCruiseControl was pretty expensive in a Golf but I love that feature).

    I heard in the Audi Vehicles they even put cameras that what the drivers eyes if they blink or close. (In the expensive package).

  52. Cars will be used against you in trials. by LordDragon13 · · Score: 1

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, will be irrelevant. Your cars data analysis can and will be used against you in a court of law,,,

  53. Its already here by ekimminau · · Score: 1

    My 2014 Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk with the Advanced Technology Group brings adaptive cruise control, forward-collision warning and mitigation, and blind-spot monitoring with cross-path detection with "lane assist" that will keep you in your lane and sound a warning and vibrate the wheel.

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    1. Re:Its already here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Mercedes, for like 5 years now: http://www.euroncap.com/rewards/mercedes_benz_attention_assist.aspx

  54. Mercedes by mgcarley · · Score: 1

    Hasn't the S-Class had this for a couple of years already now? I seem to recall seeing something about it on Top-Gear.

    May not have been an S-Class, it just seems to ring a bell since that series is usually first to get bleeding-edge stuff like this that finds it's way in to regular cars a few years later.

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  55. Kids today by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    When I was back there in college before the computer era, one of the undergrad engineering projects was to develop this kind of thing, and every year some fine solutions were developed, even without the use of digital electronics. Same for interlock systems that would test your reflexes/coordination for a couple of seconds and not allow the car to run if you were drunk, or having a stroke or something. But there was no commercial potential, because secretly, nobody wants to buy a car that will actually prevent him or her from driving when he is drunk or falling asleep or whatever, if he wants to drive.

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  56. Not now, KIT! by doccus · · Score: 1
    "Michael, I sense that you're tired. You're not going on that date tonight"

    "Start the car back up, KIT!"

    "No, Michael"

    (Kicks the car)"You piece of #@&%^$#"

    "You're grounded, Michael"

    Does this possible future scenario bother any of you in the slightest? And what about other scenarios, if, say, your fridge decides you should go on a diet? :=)