actually, you're using the old, pre-normalization units. I has been scientifically proven that all units are convertible to Libraries of Congress.
1 Library of Congress = 25 Petabytes (data)
1 Library of Congress = 65,000,000 kilograms (mass)
1 Library of Congress = 30,000,000 m^3 (volume)
1 Library of Congress = 9,000,000 m of shelves (length)
1 Library of Congress = 53,700,000,000 BTU when burnt (energy)
1 Library of Congress = 11e10 seconds to read (time)
1 Library of Congress = 1,137 employees. ...
This is/. , why isn't there some hipster maker with a kickstartr to build a arduinio-driven robot recycling bin that can sort our plastics for us?!!! It should use a dirigible to go door-to-door soliciting refuse and dispensing bitcoins, which, at the customer's option can be donated to the EFF.
I really don't want a camera strapped to my fireman's helmet, thank you very much. What?
fine.
How about the police officer's?
Or the Indian Chief's "bonnet"?
Having a hard time coming up with a suitable double entendre for the Navy guy, so I'll just throw in the phrase "able bodied seaman" for no good reason.
Woz gave St Jobs pancreatic cancer by spiking his yoghurt with polonium.[*]
[*] Payback for the breakout ripoff of 1976. Just you wait, it'll come out after Woz is dead. OK, I'm wrong about the polonium being the mechanism, that's just not correct. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Given the Joshua Norton I was the only government recognized by King Kamehameha, all we have to do is reintroduce the Hawaiian royal lineage, and we're on the road to reinstating the Emperorship of the United States to some random crazy person. Arguably a more sensible form of government that what we currently have. Given our shenanigans with other banana errr pinapple? republics, I would not entirely rule out such a possibility in the coming century.
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I told Chmee to plot a route so the orbits wouldn't intersect. Now he's triggered the automated defenses and burned off all his fur.
Watch list? How quaint.
The NSA has decided that profiling isn't PC, so they just watch everybody now. More fair that way, don'tcha know.
There really are easier ways to go about suffocating yourself.
I heartily endorse drowning rich fools.
It's called a sun dive. Sun ... Dive. It's very simple to understand. What do you expect if you steal Hotblack Desiato's stunt ship?''
I dye my beard, you ageist bastards!
actually, you're using the old, pre-normalization units. I has been scientifically proven that all units are convertible to Libraries of Congress.
...
1 Library of Congress = 25 Petabytes (data)
1 Library of Congress = 65,000,000 kilograms (mass)
1 Library of Congress = 30,000,000 m^3 (volume)
1 Library of Congress = 9,000,000 m of shelves (length)
1 Library of Congress = 53,700,000,000 BTU when burnt (energy)
1 Library of Congress = 11e10 seconds to read (time)
1 Library of Congress = 1,137 employees.
sounds like we need kleenrbot & grindrbot! This is starting to sound like the movie Silent Running.
Until someone who buys your random numbers app sues you for your numbers being insufficiently random.
John Galt may be imaginary, but I believe John Frum will return!
This is /. , why isn't there some hipster maker with a kickstartr to build a arduinio-driven robot recycling bin that can sort our plastics for us?!!! It should use a dirigible to go door-to-door soliciting refuse and dispensing bitcoins, which, at the customer's option can be donated to the EFF.
I really don't want a camera strapped to my fireman's helmet, thank you very much. What?
fine.
How about the police officer's?
Or the Indian Chief's "bonnet"?
Having a hard time coming up with a suitable double entendre for the Navy guy, so I'll just throw in the phrase "able bodied seaman" for no good reason.
Kwanza Hut?
Isn't that your one-stop shop for all your African-American Winter harvest festival decorations?
Notch is just back-burnering the project. Heck, he's got 281,474,976,712,643 years to go.
The Arctic policy analyst responsible for this program has been sacked.
Does this movie even mention Lisa? Or the Apple Lisa?
First Kutchner punks Charlie Sheen, now this. fookin' hipsters with their whitewash hipster movie can fook right off.
Woz gave St Jobs pancreatic cancer by spiking his yoghurt with polonium.[*]
[*] Payback for the breakout ripoff of 1976. Just you wait, it'll come out after Woz is dead. OK, I'm wrong about the polonium being the mechanism, that's just not correct. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Wot, no "California Department of Transportation says you must construct additional pylons " joke?!
Well, it's certainly cheaper than having some internet billionaire salvage your rocket parts off the sea floor for you.
Of course with precedents like Howard Hughes, the Glomar Explorer and project Jennifer and Robert Ballard finding the Titanic while secretly researching the Scorpion & Thresher wrecks , it leads one to wonder what internet billionaire Jeff Bezos is really up to.
The Grasshopper Flies, Heavy, Man!
burbleburbleburble...
Given the Joshua Norton I was the only government recognized by King Kamehameha, all we have to do is reintroduce the Hawaiian royal lineage, and we're on the road to reinstating the Emperorship of the United States to some random crazy person.
Arguably a more sensible form of government that what we currently have.
Given our shenanigans with other banana errr pinapple? republics, I would not entirely rule out such a possibility in the coming century.
oh yeah... we're all for "spreading Democracy", but then get our panties in a bunch when they democratically elect "DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN".
This is a military coup against a legitimately elected government.
The fact that 'merkins are askeered of the Muslim Brotherhood is beside the point.
in space
Oh look, another busted patent pattern.
mmmmmm, now I want Chinese food for lunch so I can have a fortune cookie...
how much X-10 equipment have you bought in the last decade?
yeah, even you probably long forgot about those jackasses.
At least Jobs electrocuted fewer animals to death.
Other than that, the comparison fits.