[1] this is a real thing.[2] [2] well the trip to Alaska to hunt for the Kushtaka.[3] [3] Kushtaka are arguably not real.[4] [4] But more likely real than John McAfee. Or Charlie Sheen.
If every single voter in this country stopped trying to game the damn system, and voted their conscience, then the powerful would have to figure out some other way to manipulate the system.
so when are we dumping "defense department" and going back to "department of war" ? And does that mean we're going back to slaughtering the natives and taking their land?
Bah, that's easy.
With MY algorithm, you don't even need to transmit the message to me, I can just generate it locally. Heck, that's faster than the speed of light, time to fire up the patentbot9000 again!
surely there should be a ripe market niche for some smart geek to 3D print arduino-controlled quadcopters to facilitate key exchange. hmmmm... hold on, still a few bugs to be worked out...
hmmm, 10 million unbanked in the the U.S. Granted, a portion of them are just going to be plain paranoid schizophrenic, but that's not a negligible number.
You can have my Casio when you pull it from my cold, dead wrist, possibly from a pile of rubble. Or from the bowl an the TSA station while I'm busy getting my extra through pat down at the airport.
As a future convenience, you have been added to our service, all at no charge to you.
Our whole goddamned civilization is going to collapse under the irony. It's all lolcats from here on out. Damn, the alienz are going to be dumbfounded when they finally stop by to check up on us.
You should be able to sponsor a shark like "Save the Children. And definitely have ads on TV asking for sponsors.;) And shark rally racing. Pick your shark and if it travels farthest in a specified time window, you win. Hmmm, that could be legit enough you could register it with the state as parimutuel betting.
or Ernst Blowfeld.
Remember nerdboys, he's not the one with the vision statement of "don't be evil". So that's always an option. Heck, he grew Paypal into the evil shoggoth that it is today.
If I ever get my hands on that monkey's paw, you can goddamned well bet that my FIRST wish is going to be that every fool that ever bleated the phrase gorilla arm be granted a real, live gorilla arm in place of their preferred limb. Wait, no, maybe in ADDITION to.
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John, I am disappoint, you are slacking off on the crazy.
Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen hunts manbearpig in Alaska! [1] Top that, John, if you can.
[1] this is a real thing.[2]
[2] well the trip to Alaska to hunt for the Kushtaka.[3]
[3] Kushtaka are arguably not real.[4]
[4] But more likely real than John McAfee. Or Charlie Sheen.
If you vote for a third party, the wrong lizard may get in
If every single voter in this country stopped trying to game the damn system, and voted their conscience, then the powerful would have to figure out some other way to manipulate the system.
Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
also:
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
so when are we dumping "defense department" and going back to "department of war" ? And does that mean we're going back to slaughtering the natives and taking their land?
I bet this is the nefarious plot of Dr. Charles Luther.
Yeah, that's Gene Fuckin' Simmons there. WTF 80's?!!
Bah, that's easy.
With MY algorithm, you don't even need to transmit the message to me, I can just generate it locally.
Heck, that's faster than the speed of light, time to fire up the patentbot9000 again!
surely there should be a ripe market niche for some smart geek to 3D print arduino-controlled quadcopters to facilitate key exchange. hmmmm... hold on, still a few bugs to be worked out...
hmmm, 10 million unbanked in the the U.S. Granted, a portion of them are just going to be plain paranoid schizophrenic, but that's not a negligible number.
screw Google Glass, I want one of these bitches, so I can be COOL.
well, nerd-cool at least...
Actually, Lobot didn't go far enough, you could just have a solid ring of electronics around your head, kinda Cyclops + Lobot, YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH...
You can have my Casio when you pull it from my cold, dead wrist, possibly from a pile of rubble.
Or from the bowl an the TSA station while I'm busy getting my extra through pat down at the airport.
As a future convenience, you have been added to our service, all at no charge to you.
Our whole goddamned civilization is going to collapse under the irony. It's all lolcats from here on out. Damn, the alienz are going to be dumbfounded when they finally stop by to check up on us.
SHUT UP Alanis!
or you could quit being a bunch of whining curs and build Atlantropa
If Emperor Norton didn't come up with the idea, it's just ridiculous blue-sky dreaming.
Once we take the human factor out of the driving equation, can we finally have the flying cars we were promised?!!
You should be able to sponsor a shark like "Save the Children. And definitely have ads on TV asking for sponsors. ;)
And shark rally racing. Pick your shark and if it travels farthest in a specified time window, you win. Hmmm, that could be legit enough you could register it with the state as parimutuel betting.
Double the funny, because the name makes you think their mandate is to preserve the right to bear sharks. Right to bare sharks?
please please please...
LOLZonium
LULZite?...
Anonynimium ?...
Lazaronium?
Zetatite?
EVEN BETTER, it can submit a task to Amazon's Mechanical Turk to have random people call you up on the phone and chastise you!
A man with two watches is never sure what time it is.
nobody needs that kind of experience.
kids graduating high school^W^W university are too young to have watched the Dukes of Hazzard.
or Ernst Blowfeld.
Remember nerdboys, he's not the one with the vision statement of "don't be evil". So that's always an option. Heck, he grew Paypal into the evil shoggoth that it is today.
If I ever get my hands on that monkey's paw , you can goddamned well bet that my FIRST wish is going to be that every fool that ever bleated the phrase gorilla arm be granted a real, live gorilla arm in place of their preferred limb. Wait, no, maybe in ADDITION to.
It's all just hand-waving and smoke & mirrors.