Isn't HP supposed to be replacing HP/UX with Linux?
Isn't that why they were supporting Itanium in the first place?
Is Slashdot getting as sensationalist as ZD-Net?
I mean, really, people, this is a perfectly sane article about one of the pillars of our Open Source community getting a job where he can guide the strategy of yet another Unix distribution. We should be happy for him.
Well, it might be possible to use an older, more simplified chip design to experiment with massively distributed problems; after all, you could fit a lot of 486's on today's silicon.
Interestingly, newer chip designs revolve around a concept that isn't too different from this. Transmeta, for example, is using a proven design (a RISC core) and making it use multiple execution units simultaneously. This is similar to breaking a problem down into simpler steps and having four CPU's working on it, but it works for more general problems.
Since they've managed to save so many transistors in their design, and move a lot of work into software, they should be able to ramp up the clock speed in the future, and once compilers catch up, maybe add some more execution units too, and get some faster SIMD instructions.
Slashdot Moderation doesn't work. I should know, just look at my posting history!
I've been bitchslapped, modded up and down, and most recently had someone with an obvious vendetta against me massively mod down my posts, including a bunch of old ones!
Therefore, I'll be amazed if anyone ever reads this.
However, I probably hold the record for the biggest mod war on slashdot, when in fact my post should have been something like (+5, Funny; +2, Offtopic), where the user can choose how anal and humorless they are.
Anything that is done to slashdot moderation now will be an ugly hack; the whole thing should be scrapped and redesigned, and that probably won't happen, period.
I could care less about Napster, but I'm entertained that Universities across the nation end up on the side of the students on this issue simply because it's easier for them to do so. I know that Universities don't have their interests at heart, but it's fun to see them come off as supporting the students.
However, the RIAA obviously can't manage to do the same thing with their artists, which should give you an idea as to the scope and depth of their evilness.
So... anyone want to make a song for me? I promise not to lock you into an absurd licensing contract...:)
Also, CC: everybody in the address book; if they reply to the e-mail and take the CC'ed addresses off, sue them for circumventing your protection device, mail fraud, and being a thinking human being.
Read the post: "it's a wonder that we old-timers stick around". Most of us *do* leave; I'm still pondering why I haven't yet. Loyalty, maybe?
Hoping that some Anonymous Coward will rise from our ranks and use the power of Slashdot to light our darkest hour, till all are one?
However, judging from your post, it won't be you. The one-line questions are okay, but you need a little more style, a little more flair. I like a good three-paragraph flame much better. But we'll work on it.
Now Microsoft has an official version of this great functionality usually only found in Macro Viruses. I guess they're just embracing-and-extending again, to bring their customers these great new features.
Why, in a few more versions of Outlook (once everyone on Windows is forced to use it), they should have the "Goodtimes" extensions finalized, and it will turn the world into mindless Microsoft drones.
Gentlemen, I think we have a plot for an xbill sequel on our hands.
I realize slashdot has this all in one place, but the moderation system and the userbase is so pathetic these days that it's a wonder we old-timers bother to stick around. I've had this account for less than a week, and I'm already disgusted with slashdot! It used to take months for that to happen...
I'd love to have a recordin' of mah song ta kick back an' lissen to, but ah might need someone to rap it fo' me; I ain't no Dr. Dre, o' even Eminem fo' that mattah; 'leastin ah haven't tried it yet.
Yo' setup sounds pretty wack, tho', yo, an' xawtv useta piss me off, givin' me video corruption an' shit. But that's prob'ly just the cheap-ass TV card I wuz tryin' out wid it. It was okay fo' video tapes, but anythin' else jus' plain don't work, o it looks like SHIT...
I'm glad ah linked to this copy, so mo' people can see it, an' I got a clean place to get feedback, yo'. I jest don't know what to do next, 'cause I ain't changin' my name now.:)
Seriously, yo, why would you want people posting Funny stuff to an online forum? Heck, there might even be some satire an' some opinions an' commentary an' shit in dere, and you *know* we can't have that!
Heck, then people might even start thinkin' fo' theyselves an' shit. Don't take it all so serious, dawg, slashdot's been dead fo' a long time, I'm just tryin' to liven it up a little.
Dude, no one rememba's yo old-ass drives with they integrated powa' supplies an' shit! I hadda look that shit up in a dictionary under "obsolete" and find a pitcha' o' yo' crusty ass in there...
I mean, yeah, I wasn't tryin' to be serious or nothin', but I still want people to read my posts! And some of this stuff is completely unrelated.
So either someone's been harvestin' too many mod points, or this was Slashdot Staff who didn't feel like sendin' me an e-mail sayin' "By the way, we don't like you" and shit.
I'd like to know which one it was, by the way. So if'yall creeps been viewin' my history and moddin' me down, just shout out so we can return the favor, you know what I'm sayin'?
May I have your attention please,
may I have your attention please,
will the real bruce perens please stand up,
I repeat will the real bruce perens please stand up
.....we're gonna have a problem here.........
Ya'll act like you never seen a slash poster before
mouse all on the floor
like mom and daddy just burst in the door
and started whoopin yer ass worse than before
they first had endorsed
buyin' ya a crappy computer (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?"
and Mr. Cray said...
nothing you idiots, Mr Cray's dead
he's locked in my bassment
microsoft women love Sig '11
chicka chicka chicka bruce perens,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his GNU know what
flippin' to GNU know who"
"yeah, but he's so smart though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in your sister's webcam (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on ZD and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for RMS to hump a dead GNU
My mouse is on your link, My mouse is on your link
and if you're lucky, I might just give it a little click
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a free software is
of course they're gonna know what Microsoft is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got MS-NBC, dont they?
we ain't nothing but omnivores
well, some of us carnivores
who read other people's mail like crackwhores
but if we can read your e-mail like it's available
then there's no reason that a man can't forge spam from your account
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
trolls wave your penis birds, sing the chorus and it goes........
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Sig 11 don't got to cuss in his posts to get Karma
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about my Karma
half of you trolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but bruce, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to Natalie here
shit,Enoch Root's momma better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to trollmastah and Post First
and hear em argue over who modded it down first
little troll, flamed me back on IRC
"yeah, he's fast, but I think he types one-handed, hee hee"
I should download some audio on MP3
and show the world how you released it BSD (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little troll and l33t groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who post like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who code like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you troll about with your friends inside you rabbit hole
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the web and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you trollers out can
then you wonder how can
kids eat up these posts like gospel verse
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the chat rooms flirting
cyberin with nurses when I'm jackin off to porno's
and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
in every single person there's a bruce perens lurkin
he could be workin at Micron Inc., spittin on your SDRAM
or in the printer queue, flooding, writin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real perens please stand up
and click 1 of those fingers till you drag up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?...........
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
haha guess it's a bruce perens in all of us........
fuck it let's all stand up
May I have your attention please,
may I have your attention please,
will the real bruce perens please stand up,
I repeat will the real bruce perens please stand up
.....we're gonna have a problem here.........
Ya'll act like you never seen a slash poster before
mouse all on the floor
like mom and daddy just burst in the door
and started whoopin yer ass worse than before
they first had endorsed
buyin' ya a crappy computer (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?"
and Mr. Cray said...
nothing you idiots, Mr Cray's dead
he's locked in my bassment
microsoft women love Sig '11
chicka chicka chicka bruce perens,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his GNU know what
flippin' to GNU know who"
"yeah, but he's so smart though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in your sister's webcam (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on ZD and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for RMS to hump a dead GNU
My mouse is on your link, My mouse is on your link
and if you're lucky, I might just give it a little click
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a free software is
of course they're gonna know what Microsoft is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got MS-NBC, dont they?
we ain't nothing but omnivores
well, some of us carnivores
who read other people's mail like crackwhores
but if we can read your e-mail like it's available
then there's no reason that a man can't forge spam from your account
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
trolls wave your penis birds, sing the chorus and it goes........
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Sig 11 don't got to cuss in his posts to get Karma
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about my Karma
half of you trolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but bruce, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to Natalie here
shit,Enoch Root's momma better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to trollmastah and Post First
and hear em argue over who modded it down first
little troll, flamed me back on IRC
"yeah, he's fast, but I think he types one-handed, hee hee"
I should download some audio on MP3
and show the world how you released it BSD (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little troll and l33t groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who post like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who code like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you troll about with your friends inside you rabbit hole
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the web and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you trollers out can
then you wonder how can
kids eat up these posts like gospel verse
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the chat rooms flirting
cyberin with nurses when I'm jackin off to porno's
and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
in every single person there's a bruce perens lurkin
he could be workin at Micron Inc., spittin on your SDRAM
or in the printer queue, flooding, writin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real perens please stand up
and click 1 of those fingers till you drag up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?...........
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
haha guess it's a bruce perens in all of us........
fuck it let's all stand up
Slashdot Mirror
Isn't HP supposed to be replacing HP/UX with Linux?
Isn't that why they were supporting Itanium in the first place?
Is Slashdot getting as sensationalist as ZD-Net?
I mean, really, people, this is a perfectly sane article about one of the pillars of our Open Source community getting a job where he can guide the strategy of yet another Unix distribution. We should be happy for him.
Why don't we all stand up?
That's only after the predicted nuclear winter, and the fallout from WW IV...
Actually, predicting the future on a scale like this is *really* stupid.
Real cache memory?
Dolla' dolla' bills, y'all!
Wow, that post looks awfully familiar.
:)
I wonder where I've seen it before.
Give me a minute... I know this one...
Also, I feel it is my duty to note that LittleNicky is an impostor: the real Anne Marie has UID #239347.
No he's not, but thanks for remembering!
I haven't trolled in a while; lately, it's been hard to compete with the real Bruce Perens!
You rang?
Remember, Signal 11 is really Anne Marie in disguise; she made up that silly "Bojay" character to taunt you, and you all fell for it, MWAHAHA!
Boy, slashdot is silly. Back to Kuro5hin...
Amazon.com's patent directly conflicts with my more general patent on "1-Click-Credit-Card-Fraud'.
Now give me my money.
Imagine there's no OS
It's easy if you try
No tasks below us
Above us only MPI
Imagine all the slave nodes
Living for today...
Imagine there's no software
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to sell or buy for
And no holy wars too
Imagine all the slave nodes
Computing in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the cluster will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for slow performance
A brotherhood of RAM
Imagine all the slave nodes
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the cluster will live as one
Well, it might be possible to use an older, more simplified chip design to experiment with massively distributed problems; after all, you could fit a lot of 486's on today's silicon.
Interestingly, newer chip designs revolve around a concept that isn't too different from this. Transmeta, for example, is using a proven design (a RISC core) and making it use multiple execution units simultaneously. This is similar to breaking a problem down into simpler steps and having four CPU's working on it, but it works for more general problems.
Since they've managed to save so many transistors in their design, and move a lot of work into software, they should be able to ramp up the clock speed in the future, and once compilers catch up, maybe add some more execution units too, and get some faster SIMD instructions.
Slashdot Moderation doesn't work. I should know, just look at my posting history!
I've been bitchslapped, modded up and down, and most recently had someone with an obvious vendetta against me massively mod down my posts, including a bunch of old ones!
Therefore, I'll be amazed if anyone ever reads this.
However, I probably hold the record for the biggest mod war on slashdot, when in fact my post should have been something like (+5, Funny; +2, Offtopic), where the user can choose how anal and humorless they are.
Anything that is done to slashdot moderation now will be an ugly hack; the whole thing should be scrapped and redesigned, and that probably won't happen, period.
I could care less about Napster, but I'm entertained that Universities across the nation end up on the side of the students on this issue simply because it's easier for them to do so. I know that Universities don't have their interests at heart, but it's fun to see them come off as supporting the students.
:)
However, the RIAA obviously can't manage to do the same thing with their artists, which should give you an idea as to the scope and depth of their evilness.
So... anyone want to make a song for me? I promise not to lock you into an absurd licensing contract...
Also, CC: everybody in the address book; if they reply to the e-mail and take the CC'ed addresses off, sue them for circumventing your protection device, mail fraud, and being a thinking human being.
Read the post: "it's a wonder that we old-timers stick around". Most of us *do* leave; I'm still pondering why I haven't yet. Loyalty, maybe?
Hoping that some Anonymous Coward will rise from our ranks and use the power of Slashdot to light our darkest hour, till all are one?
However, judging from your post, it won't be you. The one-line questions are okay, but you need a little more style, a little more flair. I like a good three-paragraph flame much better. But we'll work on it.
Wow, what great innovation!
Now Microsoft has an official version of this great functionality usually only found in Macro Viruses. I guess they're just embracing-and-extending again, to bring their customers these great new features.
Why, in a few more versions of Outlook (once everyone on Windows is forced to use it), they should have the "Goodtimes" extensions finalized, and it will turn the world into mindless Microsoft drones.
Gentlemen, I think we have a plot for an xbill sequel on our hands.
Slashdot sucks, film at 11.
News for nerds, with sane submission queues
A great place to troll (heck, even their articles are trolls!)
An appropriate place for song parodies because everyone loves song parodies!
I realize slashdot has this all in one place, but the moderation system and the userbase is so pathetic these days that it's a wonder we old-timers bother to stick around. I've had this account for less than a week, and I'm already disgusted with slashdot! It used to take months for that to happen...
Yeah, I love the IMDB! It stank compared to Deep Impact, but not as much as John Carpenter's Vampires stank...
:)
Thanks for finding the exact quote.
That's pretty phat, yo'...
I'd love to have a recordin' of mah song ta kick back an' lissen to, but ah might need someone to rap it fo' me; I ain't no Dr. Dre, o' even Eminem fo' that mattah; 'leastin ah haven't tried it yet.
Yo' setup sounds pretty wack, tho', yo, an' xawtv useta piss me off, givin' me video corruption an' shit. But that's prob'ly just the cheap-ass TV card I wuz tryin' out wid it. It was okay fo' video tapes, but anythin' else jus' plain don't work, o it looks like SHIT...
I'm glad ah linked to this copy, so mo' people can see it, an' I got a clean place to get feedback, yo'. I jest don't know what to do next, 'cause I ain't changin' my name now.
Seriously, yo, why would you want people posting Funny stuff to an online forum? Heck, there might even be some satire an' some opinions an' commentary an' shit in dere, and you *know* we can't have that! Heck, then people might even start thinkin' fo' theyselves an' shit. Don't take it all so serious, dawg, slashdot's been dead fo' a long time, I'm just tryin' to liven it up a little.
Bringin' Linux back to de mutha'land...
...ain't all 'dem penguins gonna die fum de heat?
I know 'dem penguins be hardy, but... de mutha'land be HOT!
Will the real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up
Beautiful, my man, beautiful.
No one wants to steal anything from a news site; when we *really* want to steal content, we have Napster and Gnutella on our side.
Dude, no one rememba's yo old-ass drives with they integrated powa' supplies an' shit! I hadda look that shit up in a dictionary under "obsolete" and find a pitcha' o' yo' crusty ass in there...
Dude, I couldn't tell you.
I just got bitchslapped HARD; look at my history.
It's ALL marked as Troll.
I mean, yeah, I wasn't tryin' to be serious or nothin', but I still want people to read my posts! And some of this stuff is completely unrelated.
So either someone's been harvestin' too many mod points, or this was Slashdot Staff who didn't feel like sendin' me an e-mail sayin' "By the way, we don't like you" and shit.
I'd like to know which one it was, by the way. So if'yall creeps been viewin' my history and moddin' me down, just shout out so we can return the favor, you know what I'm sayin'?
Dude, I take back all that shit I just said, 'cuz I just got bitchslapped for no reason!
And this shit is WACK, how the hell do you get a (-1, Funny) rating with no Overrated moderations? That's just not possible.
Someone fix this shit, man, ALL my posts are modded down, even unrelated ones! Who has mod points like that?
May I have your attention please,
...........
may I have your attention please,
will the real bruce perens please stand up,
I repeat will the real bruce perens please stand up
.....we're gonna have a problem here.........
Ya'll act like you never seen a slash poster before
mouse all on the floor
like mom and daddy just burst in the door
and started whoopin yer ass worse than before
they first had endorsed
buyin' ya a crappy computer (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?"
and Mr. Cray said...
nothing you idiots, Mr Cray's dead
he's locked in my bassment
microsoft women love Sig '11
chicka chicka chicka bruce perens,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his GNU know what
flippin' to GNU know who"
"yeah, but he's so smart though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in your sister's webcam (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on ZD and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for RMS to hump a dead GNU
My mouse is on your link, My mouse is on your link
and if you're lucky, I might just give it a little click
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a free software is
of course they're gonna know what Microsoft is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got MS-NBC, dont they?
we ain't nothing but omnivores
well, some of us carnivores
who read other people's mail like crackwhores
but if we can read your e-mail like it's available
then there's no reason that a man can't forge spam from your account
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
trolls wave your penis birds, sing the chorus and it goes........
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Sig 11 don't got to cuss in his posts to get Karma
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about my Karma
half of you trolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but bruce, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to Natalie here
shit,Enoch Root's momma better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to trollmastah and Post First
and hear em argue over who modded it down first
little troll, flamed me back on IRC
"yeah, he's fast, but I think he types one-handed, hee hee"
I should download some audio on MP3
and show the world how you released it BSD (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little troll and l33t groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who post like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who code like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you troll about with your friends inside you rabbit hole
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the web and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you trollers out can
then you wonder how can
kids eat up these posts like gospel verse
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the chat rooms flirting
cyberin with nurses when I'm jackin off to porno's
and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
in every single person there's a bruce perens lurkin
he could be workin at Micron Inc., spittin on your SDRAM
or in the printer queue, flooding, writin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real perens please stand up
and click 1 of those fingers till you drag up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
haha guess it's a bruce perens in all of us........
fuck it let's all stand up
May I have your attention please,
...........
may I have your attention please,
will the real bruce perens please stand up,
I repeat will the real bruce perens please stand up
.....we're gonna have a problem here.........
Ya'll act like you never seen a slash poster before
mouse all on the floor
like mom and daddy just burst in the door
and started whoopin yer ass worse than before
they first had endorsed
buyin' ya a crappy computer (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?"
and Mr. Cray said...
nothing you idiots, Mr Cray's dead
he's locked in my bassment
microsoft women love Sig '11
chicka chicka chicka bruce perens,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his GNU know what
flippin' to GNU know who"
"yeah, but he's so smart though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in your sister's webcam (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on ZD and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for RMS to hump a dead GNU
My mouse is on your link, My mouse is on your link
and if you're lucky, I might just give it a little click
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a free software is
of course they're gonna know what Microsoft is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got MS-NBC, dont they?
we ain't nothing but omnivores
well, some of us carnivores
who read other people's mail like crackwhores
but if we can read your e-mail like it's available
then there's no reason that a man can't forge spam from your account
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
trolls wave your penis birds, sing the chorus and it goes........
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Sig 11 don't got to cuss in his posts to get Karma
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about my Karma
half of you trolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but bruce, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to Natalie here
shit,Enoch Root's momma better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to trollmastah and Post First
and hear em argue over who modded it down first
little troll, flamed me back on IRC
"yeah, he's fast, but I think he types one-handed, hee hee"
I should download some audio on MP3
and show the world how you released it BSD (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little troll and l33t groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who post like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who code like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you troll about with your friends inside you rabbit hole
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the web and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you trollers out can
then you wonder how can
kids eat up these posts like gospel verse
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the chat rooms flirting
cyberin with nurses when I'm jackin off to porno's
and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
in every single person there's a bruce perens lurkin
he could be workin at Micron Inc., spittin on your SDRAM
or in the printer queue, flooding, writin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real perens please stand up
and click 1 of those fingers till you drag up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
haha guess it's a bruce perens in all of us........
fuck it let's all stand up