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  1. Re:Office on The Relevance of Windows · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yay! you've supported your point by the 1 in 5000 users here that don't know Office has been avaiable for Macs for years. Does this make MACs more relevant? Or just support the Microsoft platform, and feed the monster.

    Mac User 1: "Coke sucks! Screw them!"
    Mac User 2: "Yeah I only buy iCoke! That will show them!"
    Bill Gates: [Grins]

  2. MOD UP PARENT! on The Relevance of Windows · · Score: -1

    Testify!

  3. Nothing to see here... on The Relevance of Windows · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The sky is falling, pigs are flying, and the market leader is irrelevant?

    Who writes this shit? Or worse, posts it as news.

  4. Re:Cool Robot on Quasi the Intelligent Robot · · Score: 1

    I don't think anyone missed the joke, except dshultz. Now if he could just remove both feet and hands from his mouth.

  5. Quasi appears capable of holding intelligent... on Quasi the Intelligent Robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Quasi appears capable of holding intelligent conversations."

    I sure hope so, as Quasi's voice is a HUMAN speaking into a mic behind the kiosk!!!!

    Video here

    Apparently Slashdot editors, themselves being unable to intelligently filter articles, have found it difficult to differentiate between robots and humans.

    Perhaps the first signs of Skynet taking over is not the rise of android intelligence, but the deterioration of human intelligence! We are all doomed!

  6. Re:Batteries on Seitz's 160 Megapixel Digital Camera · · Score: 1

    Batteries? This this goes through 4 AA's like shots of tequila.

  7. Re:off-topic on Broadband Over Gas Lines — a Pipe Dream? · · Score: 1

    It's a pot reference, you insensitive crack and opium junkies!

  8. Re:Carbon Dioxide and Climate on Another 150,000 Years of CO2 Data · · Score: 1

    So our current C02 levels were caused by climate changes that never happened 900 years ago?
    Causation can never be proven, but that doesn't mean we should bury our heads for 9 decades and see if you're right.

    And you clearly don't address the significant drop in pirates, and this near perfect negative correlation with global warming..... Have you ever even SEEN a real pirate? Eh? Have you?

    Proof here!

  9. Sun Tzu on Mozilla Developers Invited to Redmond · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" (c. 6th century BC)

  10. All this robot talk... on Robot Balances on a Single Spherical Wheel · · Score: 1

    All this robot talk is making my dual spherical wheels itchy.

  11. Re:Violence is OK then on Illinois to Pay for Unconstitutional Gaming Law · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Bob Dylan reference on Slashdot? I feel like Data finding his long lost android Hippe brother... If I could feel.

    Oh nevermind.

  12. Re:Violence is OK then on Illinois to Pay for Unconstitutional Gaming Law · · Score: 1

    Hey did I miss the memo where "Balls" moved to outrank "Nipple" in the international naughty word list?

    And if you're talking about someone showing nipples, AND having balls, AND those balls being grabbed, well my friend, you've already well crossed the line into.... something not quite normal.

  13. Re:Power issues, thinness on Robot Balances on a Single Spherical Wheel · · Score: 1

    "When Ballbot is not in operation, it stands in place on three retractable legs."

    A huge ball with THREE retractable appendages. Don't leave this robot at home with your GF.

  14. Re:translation on Robot Balances on a Single Spherical Wheel · · Score: 1

    Even with the AC, misspelling, that is quite funny.

  15. Re:Makes me uneasy on It's Official - AMD Buys ATI · · Score: 3, Funny

    "ATI's products tend to be miserably supported"
    Oh tell me more, NVIDIA fanboy! Tell me a opposing tale of the wonderful NVIDIA happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!

  16. Re:Memory usage charts wrong on Browser Comparison - Firefox 2 b1, IE7 b3, Opera 9 · · Score: 1

    From TFA
    "Memory Usage in MB Loading Six Tabs"

    "A single image on one of those pages could require more RAM than what the entire program is consuming. That's way, way off."
    Not if you READ the article and use MB.

    "Opera actually consumes LESS ram with 6 pages loaded than when it first starts up!"
    All the others increased in footprint. I'm sure Opera must have another thread holding this data.

  17. Re:Dear AMD fanboys on Core 2 Reviews All Around the Web · · Score: 1

    "Can you really see the difference between 155 fps and 187 fps?"
    "253 fps out of Quake 4"

    There are settings above 800x600 NoAA NoAF.
    Once you raise the quality and resolution, that's when all this new hardware matters. And what's with the insinuation that caring about the speed of your rig means you don't have a life? I suppose guys that rebuild their engines to get more HP have no life too?

    You can have hobbies and a life, it's called balance. Are you perhaps completely pussy whipped?

  18. Testtify! on World Firefox Day · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I want a secure, fast, technically elegant, standards supporting browser with a flexible extension system."

    Stand up, load and proud with the rest of your .0005% market segment and say:
    "I'm statistically irrelevant! Listen to meeeeeeeeeeeee!"

  19. This isn't pirates and global warming! on Want Security? Make The Switch · · Score: 1

    What about the simple and clear (~1) coorelation between number of users per OS and number of virus/malware/spyware/etc. targeting that OS. It's easy to tout your security numbers when you're 2% of the market. .......because GM cars are stolen 100000x more than Fiats in North America, is a Fiat more secure than a GM?

    Now that I think of it, this entire article and the entire Windows vs. Macs argument is purely pirates and global warming. Once again evidence that His noodly appendage touches all facets of our lives. Repent!

  20. Re:In a sense both are right on Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe · · Score: 1

    Alas, I have seen the noodle and it is good. From this day forth I will walk in the light of the starchy one.
    Thank you kind Sir.

  21. Re:In a sense both are right on Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe · · Score: 1

    Sure you can't disprove "love thy neighbour", but there are more concrete precepts: Jesus, his life, the Deciples, etc. that could be possibly disproved.
    What if we found his grave? Or evidence that he was just a normal guy with big ideas, lived, married, had kids and died like a normal person.
    Wouldn't that disprove just a few precepts?

    And sure you can't disprove an omnipotent being that by definition is unobseravble. So I can also say that man was created by a giant blue bunny in a polka dot hat, but science can show that my theory is not very likely. Does that fact that my bunny theory cannot be disproved give it any merit? NO.

  22. Re:The Inquisition on Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe · · Score: 1

    Hawking is about as American as Pamela Anderson, Cptn. Kirk, Kiefer, Linda Envalgelista, The Band, Phil Hartman, Monty Hall (oh yes!), Peter Jennings, Steve Nash and of course Robert Young (this IS /. after all). 0%.

    This sad, and common American denial comes from the incompability of thinking you're the best in the world, while the best in the world aren't all from your country.

    Now, troll me down bitches.

  23. No one! on Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe · · Score: 1

    No one expects the papal inquisition!

  24. How is this news? on Judging The Apple 'Sweatshop' Charge · · Score: 1

    Where does everyone think the billions of dollars of crap they buy from Walmart comes from, well paid Amercian workers?

    Apple is just doing what they must to meet the low prices demanded by customers.
    If you don't like "sweatshop" labour, stop shopping at Walmart and don't bitch when you start paying more for EVERYTHING.
    If you don't want to pay more, go back to supporting sweatshop manufacturing in develpoing countries, and STFU!

    Articles like this really make we wonder if Joe P. American has any fucking clue what is happening in the world.

  25. Re:Wrong counter argument. on BSA Claims 35% of Software is Pirated · · Score: 1

    Uh its the RIGHT counter to their claim that the economy suffers because of pirated software. After all, how productive would the millions of people using copies of Windows be if they had no operating system (albeit ignoring free alternatives).

    Your argument although true, says nothing to thier economic argument.

    If the price of stealing software (risk of prosecution) is smaller than the price of actually buying the software, then people will choose the lesser of the two costs. Software is just too expensive, and in our world of software oligopolies/monopolies, people have few competative choices.

    The only alternative when competition is stifled? STEAL THE SOFTWARE.