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Broadband Over Gas Lines — a Pipe Dream?

prostoalex writes, "USA Today says we might see some progress in broadband over gas pipes, as startup Nethercomm (warning: Flash site) is working on the technology to deliver broadband Internet over this medium using ultrawideband radio. According to the article: 'Broadband in Gas would require installation of an ultrawideband transmitter that's linked to an Internet backbone... at a gas company's network hub. A receiver would be placed at a customer's gas meter. Build-out costs are about $200 per household, Nethercomm says. By contrast, broadband over power lines costs about $600 per household, while phone and cable TV networks each cost well over $1,000 per home to build.'" The article ends on a downbeat note. The upcoming trials that Nethercomm touts are difficult to confirm: "We're intrigued by the technology, but we never got that far in our discussions," says a gas company spokeswoman. And the ultrawideband chip company that had been working with Nethercomm, Freescale Semiconductor, has turned its attention to other projects.

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  1. Please.. by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    • Please don't call the service Jumpin' Jack Flash
    • 'Nethercomm' hmm at least 'ethernet' has already been taken
    • So.. does you'r house go Boom! when you suffer a DOS attack?
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    1. Re:Please.. by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Funny

      But you know, the growth of this new technology could be explosive.

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    2. Re:Please.. by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      So.. does you'r house go Boom! when you suffer a DOS attack?

      No, your computer just refuses to let you load programs into anymore than 640k of RAM.

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    3. Re:Please.. by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

      But you know, the growth of this new technology could be explosive.

      But imagine servicing it... it could give a pro pain.

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    4. Re:Please.. by stunt_penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Meh, they'll have years to figure out to do that; this thing is vapourware of the highest order.

      Expect Duke Nukem Forever to be the first thing I download ^^

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  2. It's a series of tubes! by philwx · · Score: 4, Funny

    discuss

    1. Re:It's a series of tubes! by coolgeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IIRC, the Gas Company around here (So. Cal.) has been replacing a lot of those tubes with this orange plastic-looking stuff. Something about it being more reliable when the earth shifts, as it tends to do around here. Don't think that's going to transmit a radio signal very well.

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    2. Re:It's a series of tubes! by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      They should turn to sewers, which can be found in every home. Perfect for those scheisse movies!

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    3. Re:It's a series of tubes! by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      So a politician who we thought was an idiot turns out to be a visionary? This challenges my whole worldview! >:(

    4. Re:It's a series of tubes! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      Nope, he's still an idiot.

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    5. Re:It's a series of tubes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a series of transmission lines. Using metallic pipes for waveguides is entirely feasible. What makes this not practical are the following:

      1. Transitions from larger pipes to smaller as they approach the premises cause impedance discontinuities that would have to be dealt with in a way that has no benefit for the gas company,

      2. and um...composite gas lines? Just ain't gonna work.

    6. Re:It's a series of tubes! by Sillygates · · Score: 1

      I guess the senitor was right, net neutrality is evil!

      packet scheduling will ensure that nobody freezes to death.

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  3. Finally! New tubes for the internet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do, however, have some concerns. What if one of my big down loads clogs up the pipe? Will the gas build-up, resulting in a dangerous explosion? I don't want to explode the internets.

  4. Power Lines was bad enough! by djblair · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Come ON! That's no way to move data. It's not futureproof by any stretch of the imagination and not scalable. I MIGHT see it working in a historic district or something where you can't get facilities in place but that's a real stretch. Gas companies want a piece of the broadband pie and that's it. They'd be better off just setting up wiMax towers. At least then they could tap the mobile market. Twisted pair, coax and fiber are mediums designed to move data (I mean signal, excuse me) in one way or another. This ultra wide band nonsense is no solution for an exponentially expanding demand for high bandwidth services. Just think... one giant collision domain! I see the theory but come on, this is just too far fetched.

    1. Re:Power Lines was bad enough! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      and they all forget one key important part.... Gas lines have been going all plastic for years now.

      This sounds like CEO's talking as if they are experts and ending up looking like clueless morons once again.

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  5. I think that IP over Oil Pipes will be by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    an Ethernet bridge to nowhere.

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    1. Re:I think that IP over Oil Pipes will be by Sillygates · · Score: 1

      hopefully it wouldn't get BOG(ed) down.

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  6. Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about broadband over cable or broadband over phone lines and be done with it already. Jesus, what is the obsession with running broadband over every goddamn media we can think of? Broadband over power lines, broadband over gas lines, broadband over cow farts and yodeling. Sheesh. The problem has been solved, move on.

    1. Re:Here's an idea by friedo · · Score: 2, Funny

      My broadband-over-tin-cans-and-string works pretty well.

    2. Re:Here's an idea by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      The original Peer 2 Peer network.
      The bandwidth was so fast you could transmit a mix tape in real time.
      I bet the RIAA are all over you guys.

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    3. Re:Here's an idea by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about broadband over cable or broadband over phone lines and be done with it already. Jesus, what is the obsession with running broadband over every goddamn media we can think of? Broadband over power lines, broadband over gas lines, broadband over cow farts and yodeling. Sheesh. The problem has been solved, move on.

      Well, if the summary is to be believed, it cost $800 per household to build out.

      (i) $800 saved per customer x 1 gazillion customers = 800 gazillion dollars saved
      (ii) 1 penny saved = 1 penny earned.
      (iii) $1 saved = $1 earned
      (iv) 800 gazillion dollars saved = 800 gazillion dollars in profit.

      The thing about this is that most places that have a gas infrastructure in place -- dense cities -- probably already have extensive broadband infrastructure in place already. If, however, you want to do a lot of new connections, say addressing underserved poor neighborhoods, if this cost differential was real, and the system worked, it could make a big difference.

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    4. Re:Here's an idea by bunions · · Score: 1

      > The thing about this is that most places that have a gas infrastructure in place -- dense cities -- probably already have extensive broadband infrastructure in place already.

      Actually, big cities frequently lag in this respect. Putting in new services in a titanic pain in the ass exactly because the city is so dense. Out in the burbs it's a lot easier to open up a trench and lay some fiber or whatever.

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    5. Re:Here's an idea by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

      I have a fleet of semi trucks full of digital storage. I get about 1 exabyte/ 48 hours in bandwidth. That's about 5.8 TB/ second.

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    6. Re:Here's an idea by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to see broadband over pie. I could really enjoy plugging my laptop in a steaming hot meat pie and having high speed pr0n downloads while I wait for my pie to cool.

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    7. Re:Here's an idea by swordfishBob · · Score: 1
      broadband over every goddamn media we can think of

      Spot on. The trend started with trying to deliver broadband without adding excessive new infrastructure. ADSL solved it for most of the world. Until then, Broadband over Power Lines looked interesting though not without problems. Now that ADSL 2+ has such range and there are small-scale DSLAMs that can be installed in pits, it'd be easier and cheaper to finish that job than to fit out power substations to pass data. The small number of folk who have grid-supplied power but cannot get a phone line nor mobile/wireless data can use satellite.

      Anyone deploying new gas lines could offer to run fibre optics along the same paths, if they really want to help..

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    8. Re:Here's an idea by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
      My thoughts exactly.

      Why does everyone just know that fiber to the home is too expensive? My house already has an electric power line, a gas line, a water pipe, a sewer pipe, telephone lines and a cable TV feed, and installing all those services didn't break the bank. Fiber is now cheap enough that labor dominates the installation costs, so why not just install it and be done with it? Especially since it can obviate both telephone twisted pair and cable TV coax as it finally brings fast Internet connectivity?

      But no. Instead, we're stuck with (at best) ISDN, DSL and cable modems, kludges designed to run over wires originally designed for entirely different purposes. As if the endless hype about broadband over power line -- an even worse kludge that will make collateral damage of the HF radio spectrum -- isn't bad enough, now we have hype about broadband over natural gas lines. What's next? When will the energy utilities realize that their main assets aren't their existing wires and pipes, it's their rights of way. If they were smart, they'd install fiber to leapfrog over the telcos and cablecos and clean up in the local communications market. But no.....!

    9. Re:Here's an idea by FST777 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the ping latency is killing...

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    10. Re:Here's an idea by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The first places to get cable over internet were not the big cities. I knew people in the suburbs getting cable internet when my cable in San Jose still had a big A/B switch that I had to physically use to watch certain channels.

    11. Re:Here's an idea by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Jesus, what is the obsession with running broadband over every goddamn media we can think of"

      TCP/IP over Bongo Drums

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    12. Re:Here's an idea by djblair · · Score: 1

      Yea, and it's hard to find the right drivers.

  7. Gas tubes. by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always said you could send the internets down tubes. Always.

    1. Re:Gas tubes. by Kesch · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's it! I'm sick of these motherfuckin nets on my motherfuckin tubes.

      I'm building a truck. It's gonna be full of drives. You can dump whatever you want on it.
      I will then drive this truck wherever you want your data.

      P.S. TruckNet can achieve good bandwith, but has very high latency.

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    2. Re:Gas tubes. by jfengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Works for Netflix: 1.4 million movies per day, 7.5 gigs on a DVD: over 10 million gigabytes per day, about a terabit per second. And that all goes out on trucks. But the latency sure sucks.

    3. Re:Gas tubes. by p0 · · Score: 1

      in no time they will use the sewer system as well. you shall stand correct my friend.

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    4. Re:Gas tubes. by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I never thought of it that way (re: Netflix), but that is a good point.
      Back to the station wagon full of tapes eh?
      -nB

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    5. Re:Gas tubes. by RonnyJ · · Score: 1

      I don't really understand the mocking of the 'tubes' analogy. After all, internet connections have been called by the slang term 'pipes' by many people, including network engineers, for years.

    6. Re:Gas tubes. by paralaxcreations · · Score: 1

      except network engineers didn't actually think they were pipes.

    7. Re:Gas tubes. by RonnyJ · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it was an analogy. You might like to believe that Ted Stevens genuinely thought they were actually tubes, but I don't.

      The rest of his speech is highly mockable, such as 'internets', but 'tubes' isn't really that bad of an analogy.

    8. Re:Gas tubes. by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      C:\>ping netflix.com

      Pinging netflix.com [216.35.131.200] with 4831838208 bytes of data:

      Reply from 216.35.131.200: bytes=4831838208 time=259200126ms TTL=49
      Reply from 216.35.131.200: bytes=4831838208 time=259200160ms TTL=49
      Reply from 216.35.131.200: bytes=4831838208 time=259200100ms TTL=49
      Reply from 216.35.131.200: bytes=4831838208 time=259200111ms TTL=49

      Ping statistics 216.35.131.200:
      Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
      Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
      Minimum = 259200100ms, Maximum = 259200160ms, Average = 259200124ms

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    9. Re:Gas tubes. by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think it might have been more of a case where the people who witnessed the entire speech were awestruck with how unsophisticated Ted Stevens' understanding of the Internet was (and yet he had suck a strong opinion about it!), and the "tubes" analogy was just an illustration of that. Perhaps once it became a meme, people who *also* have an unsophisticated view of the Internet started mocking the analogy itself.

      Personally, I think it's ridiculous that the people who are making these important decisions should need to resort to analogies. I mean, aren't Americans paying them a salary so that they have time to actually get an understanding of the issues that they're making policy decisions about?

    10. Re:Gas tubes. by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Funny

      From the Jargon File:

      sneakernet:
              Term used (generally with ironic intent) for transfer of electronic information by physically carrying tape, disks, or some other media from one machine to another. "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with magtape, or a 747 filled with CD-ROMs." Also called 'Tennis-Net', 'Armpit-Net', 'Floppy-Net' or 'Shoenet'; in the 1990s, 'Nike network' after a well-known sneaker brand.


      I have a few floppies/zip disks/CD-RWs around labeled "sneakernet packet".

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    11. Re:Gas tubes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this.. Instead of accessing the internet quick.. we bring the internet to your door indexed...on floppies...yeah.. yeah. NO.

    12. Re:Gas tubes. by Kickersny.com · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem I have with the tubes analogy is that he doesn't seem to grasp the fact that messages (data) are broken up into packets. Someone's email will not be "queued up" behind someone else's movie download (filling the pipes/tubes? what?).

    13. Re:Gas tubes. by paralaxcreations · · Score: 1

      Listening to his entire speech, I find it hard to believe he even knows what the Internet is. Based on his plural use of the word Internet, and his description of how it works, I do think he believes the "Internets" "are" a series of tubes transported through a vacuum chamber (much like the bank). I'm not entirely convinced that he was using an analogy, though I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, and assume he isn't completely senile, yet.

      No, simply relating the Internet to a series of tubes isn't enough to warrant ridicule. But when you factor in the entirety of his speech, and realize how little he knows on the subject, it becomes a very sensible target. You begin to question whether he was using an analogy at all.

      Furthermore, techs have always used the terminology "pipes" in the sense that they transfer things from one location to another. Stevens was using it in the sense that trucks carry a load through tubes and traffic jams occur, and that the only way to fix these "traffic jams" is to build more tubes. He makes no seperation of bandwidth and latency, and just states that the pipes get jammed. No alternative solutions, such as alternative protocols, better handling of data, etc. Moreso, in today's age of wireless Internet access (and the expansion of such in the future), the analogy of "tubes" and "pipes" we've grown accustomed to doesn't hold up as much. As entire regions connect via a wireless signal, a lot less cable needs to be laid. Yes, access points still need a wired connection (for now, at least), but as time goes on and technology advances, a lot of strain is being taken off the old methods of data transfer. Is everyone expected to take all of this into consideration? No. But the guy in charge of the damn thing should.

      Or, everyone is just picking that out because Jon Stewart picked it out.

    14. Re:Gas tubes. by jfengel · · Score: 1

      No mod points for ya, because I already posted in this thread, but that's pretty funny.

    15. Re:Gas tubes. by superflyguy · · Score: 1

      Far too many people have stupedly taken that literally. And the idea that anyone would think actual pipes would use is quite entertaining, especially once you consider that people have actually worried about things getting stuck in those pipes, or similar things. So for almost as many years, the slang term 'pipes' has been used just as much to mock people who literally thought there were pipes. And to see that there are actually plans to use physical pipes is just too hilarious to pass up. If you don't understand geeks laughing at the technologically clueless, you need to surrender your geek badge and go to computer stupidities. You can pick it up when you return.

  8. So how's this gonna work? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does it tell you what the data is based on the rate of gas flow? What if there's an unexpected surge? I'd love to use this with my bank account:

    "Transferring one cent from PayPal account...

    Current balance: $1,854,459,234.48"

    "HOLY #$%*)#(!!! Withdraw, withdraw!"

    1. Re:So how's this gonna work? by Bonker · · Score: 1

      TFA mentions wireless via natural gas pipes.

      My guess is that the system depends on the pipes to act as waveguides and rectifiers. Pity those who don't have metal pipes.

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  9. Electronics and gas lines? by netruner · · Score: 1

    Just at first glance, I wouldn't think that using electronic devices in the gas lines would be a very good idea. I know that the meters and such are probably mostly electronic by now, but still, I'd want to see this tested pretty good before I'd be willing to use it.

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    1. Re:Electronics and gas lines? by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
      Just at first glance, I wouldn't think that using electronic devices in the gas lines would be a very good idea.

      It's a perfectly fine idea, given that there is no air to support ignition. Basic middle-school chemistry, people...

      This is also why the Hindenburg didn't "explode"; if there had been oxygen inside the envelope as well as hydrogen, we wouldn't have dramatic footage because the camera, cameraman, and everyone else within at least a quarter mile wouldn't have survived the thermobaric explosion. The Hindenburg burned because it was painted with chemicals that somewhat approximate solid rocket propellant (for example, aluminum oxide was one component, which is also in thermite) and -burned-.

    2. Re:Electronics and gas lines? by rogabean · · Score: 1

      Actually this is why I would never expect this tech to ever work, real world. I can never see "average joe" feeling comfortable with this idea.

      I mean I understand the idea behind it and whatnot and it still kinda makes me nervous. How's the average public going to feel about it?

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    3. Re:Electronics and gas lines? by netruner · · Score: 1

      You're not considering the failure modes - there's no air as long as everything is working to plan.

      How do the electronic meters work? Do they already transmit through the pipes, or are they just mechanical meters with LCD user interfaces and a small radio transmitter that gets read from the street?

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    4. Re:Electronics and gas lines? by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

      If you have air in the gas lines, the RF power is going to be the least of your worries. It'll explode when it hits the customer's pilot light. The only reason the flame from your gas stove doesn't jump down the gas line is that there is a negligible amount of oxygen.

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    5. Re:Electronics and gas lines? by josquint · · Score: 1

      The last few gas pipes i've installed had to be made from a specific corrosion resistant copper or stainless steel. Evidently natural gas isn't kind to most metals.

      Not to mention my gas lines coming up to the house were plastic.. and the tracer lines are not interconnected, they just sit next to thepipes and there's no reason to tie them at the junctions

  10. Tubes? by adnonsense · · Score: 0, Redundant

    These pipes, or tubes, would they be big enough to send Internets down them?

    1. Re:Tubes? by Enoxice · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what happens when people use a lot of gas and there is massive amounts of material...massive amounts of material...in the tubes?

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  11. What!?! by linuxwrangler · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You mean Ted Stevens was right??

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  12. VC Pipe Dream by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just another grab for VC money to burn, and when it's gone, people will move on to another "pipe dream" ...

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  13. Re:Finally! New tubes for the internet! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also watch out when downloading porn.

    That hottie might just be the last thing you click on.

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  14. the real reason by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We're intrigued by the technology, but we never got that far in our discussions," says a gas company spokeswoman.

    "...because everyone kept making jokes about explosive growth at the meetings", she said with a sigh.

    1. Re:the real reason by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
      Score:3, Interesting

      Usually I'm complaining that I get modded troll for posting anti-space-exploration stories and such, but I don't even know how to begin complaining about this moderation! Oh wait...

  15. Good that they're finding other uses by Scareduck · · Score: 3, Interesting
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    1. Re:Good that they're finding other uses by radl33t · · Score: 0

      Imports of LNG will rise tremendously as domestic sources dry up. Natural gas isn't going anywhere for decades, it has become too important for US infrastructure. This is reported in various EIA reports. US infrastructure to support LNG lags behind more forward nations, e.g Japan. Everything will be fine when LNG imports ramp up, at least for a few decades.

  16. Who do I call? by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

    So if I get this service, assuming it becomes available, Who would I call if the pilot goes out on my modem?
    AND, will my gas oven cook like a microwave?

  17. Plastic Gas Lines by duckbillplatypus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How well does this work over plastic gas lines, like those installed underground for new construction?

    1. Re:Plastic Gas Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      the signal is sent inside the gas line...the type of material doesn't matter. Think radio waves through the dense vapor in the gas lines (hence the ultrawideband)

      A transmitter is installed at the gas companies end...and a receiver is installed at the customer end (and obviously a transmitter of some sort as well).

    2. Re:Plastic Gas Lines by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't work. They're using the gas pipes as a waveguide, which requires a conducting tube.

      Gas lines weren't designed as waveguides. My gut feeling is that won't be economically viable for more than a handful of customers. I'd expect in most cases the attenuation would be too great to be useful without repeater stations.

      The theory looks sound, but I need convincing about the engineering.

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    3. Re:Plastic Gas Lines by infolib · · Score: 1

      They're using the gas pipes as a waveguide, which requires a conducting tube.

      But then again, if the ground around the pipe is conducting it would work the same way, only with a slightly higher diameter.

      I don't know much about RF tech, but I've heard that making waveguides perform well is hard, and that practice often shows theory to be less than perfect. I suspect it will be much easier to go out and measure a representative sample of gas lines instead of trying to work it out theoretically with so many unknowns.

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    4. Re:Plastic Gas Lines by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      Nice try, but if the material doesn't matter, then why do they need the gas lines at all?

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    5. Re:Plastic Gas Lines by M-G · · Score: 1

      It's not even new construction. Our local gas utility has been replacing the copper feeds from the main to the house with plastic. In most cases, the plastic tubing is pulled through the existing copper, but I know for a fact that on my house, when they pulled under the street, that section of copper came out in the process.

  18. I'm skeptical by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1

    So, sending radio through a narrow metal pipe. Doesn't the pipe just absorb the signal? Any rf engineers care to comment? I think I'll lump this in with antigravity and perpetual motion devices until I hear a convincing argument otherwise.

    1. Re:I'm skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Look up waveguides. Metal-walled conduits can be used to transmit RF energy. This doesn't necessarily mean you can just slap a transmitter onto a gas line.

    2. Re:I'm skeptical by njh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sending suitably high frequency EMR through a metal pipe is called a 'waveguide', and its pretty much the standard way to deal with microwave communication. In waveguide the sides do indeed absorb some energy, but with smooth sides and good conductors, the losses are quite small. You need to avoid certain gases, which interact with the microwaves, absorbing the signal. Water is probably the most notable, but with suitable choice of frequencies you can step around most gases (which is why we can send stuff through the air).

      All the gas pipes in my city are made of plastic, making this whole idea quite improbable.

    3. Re:I'm skeptical by supasam · · Score: 1

      I second that, why not just eliminate the pipes and go for the uwb over the air? It *IS* a wireless protocol, isn't it?

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    4. Re:I'm skeptical by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1

      Ah, that makes a bit more sense than the original article. I don't know much about waveguides other than their applications in cantennas.

    5. Re:I'm skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact you have a waveguide (the metal pipe) means that with a stroke of luck, you would be using much less power to transmit your signal than if you were trying to pump it through air.

    6. Re:I'm skeptical by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Congratulations! You're at Step 4!

    7. Re:I'm skeptical by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the explanation, I now see that the approach is at least plausible.

      I wonder what happens when when the RF signal hits a bend or a tee junction or a valve that isn't all the way open?

    8. Re:I'm skeptical by njh · · Score: 1

      I wonder what happens when when the RF signal hits a bend or a tee junction or a valve that isn't all the way open?

      You get a reflection, which will interfere with the signal.

  19. Plastic pipes. by supasam · · Score: 3, Informative

    All the newer gas pipes around me come out of the ground as a flexible plastic rather than a metal pipe line. And I live in New Orleans, where we're getting a lot of new gas lines! Is this supposed to be carried by the metal in the pipes or is there going to be some kind of translator in the streets that takes care of it? This is, of course a moot point, since we're supposed to get muni wi-fi, but don't other cities have plastic pipes too?

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    1. Re:Plastic pipes. by FST777 · · Score: 1

      Aren't these plastic pipes harnassed with metal wires?

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    2. Re:Plastic pipes. by supasam · · Score: 1

      No, I got a good look at one and there are metal pieces on both ends but other than that the pipe was just like abs with a yellow stripe down it that was pretty flexible. They do that so that they can use this pneumatic burrowing device about a meter long to tunnel through the ground instead of tearing up the whole thing with a huge trench. It's pretty awesome to watch actually. It just snakes its way around tree roots and concrete and all that to get where it needs to go.

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    3. Re:Plastic pipes. by 47F0 · · Score: 1

      Actually - No. I did an interesting project a while back for a company that manufactures gas pipe (Not PVC, which is not acceptable for gas, especially LP).

      The project was QC - as the pipe was extruded, it ran through a water bath with a pair of rotating transducers spinning around it. Whenever a void or thin spot was detected, the cutter and printer, further down the line were notified - the printer put some data on the bad section, the cutter chomped it, and the bad part got kicked into the QC bucket.

      Absolutely no metal involved in this stuff.

      On a side note, an Oklahoma company, WilTel, got started when they were trying to figure out what to do with their empty natural gas transport lines. Someone got the bright idea that a big expense in data transport is infrastructure and right-of-way, which the company already had. They used pigs (devices to crawl through lines and inspect them) to string fiber through the lines and did a good business transporting data through the abandoned lines.

  20. Ethernet via crack-pipe by wsanders · · Score: 1

    Like BPL, just another crack-pipe dream, waiting for WiMax to come along and kick its ass down the street like the punk that it is.

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    1. Re:Ethernet via crack-pipe by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Like BPL, just another crack-pipe dream, waiting for WiMax to come along and kick its ass down the street like the punk that it is.

      Sounds to me like you're just smoking a different brand of crack. The only way WiMax will ever work well is if providers charge such high rates that hardly anybody uses it. Fortunatly for the providers, that's what they were planning on doing anyway. Are you a CEO or high level sales person for a Fortune 500 company? No? Well then you'll probably never use WiMax. Sorry.

  21. reach of UWB? by jbdaem · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now, I may not know enough about this technology, but my understanding of UWB (Ultra Wide Band) is that it does not reach very far, and is better suited for WPAN's... Heres is the definition straight form googles mouth.

    Ultra-wideband (also UWB, and ultra-wide-band, ultra-wide band, etc.) usually refers to a radio communications technique based on transmitting very-short-duration pulses, often of duration of only nanoseconds or less, whereby the occupied bandwidth goes to very large values. Ultra-wide-band may also be used to refer to anything with a very large bandwidth (e.g.: a type of sampling rate in the Speex speech codec). This article discusses the meaning in radio communications. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultrawideband
    anyone care to explain this better to me?

    1. Re:reach of UWB? by darkov · · Score: 1

      Basically the idea is to transmit the signal through the pipe, not through the air, just like waves can be transmitted through the air, or through a wire. This same concept is being used for Firewire over coaxial, providing networking without affecting the signal the wire is carrying.

    2. Re:reach of UWB? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't that require a metal pipe, not the plastic tubing typically used for gas?

    3. Re:reach of UWB? by darkov · · Score: 1

      This might come as a shock to you, but gas is distributed to homes via high-pressure, metallic (copper I think) pipes. The little hoses are just for the end bit.

  22. warning: Flash site by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    (warning: Flash site)
     
    Yeah, a spark in a gas line could cause an explosion.

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    1. Re:warning: Flash site by treeves · · Score: 1

      Actually no. There's no oxygen INSIDE the gas line thus nothing for the gas to react with. Now if the pipe or a joint develops a leak, that's another story. Fortunately Spark-gap transmitters aren't needed to generate the signals.

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    2. Re:warning: Flash site by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If the pipe develops a leak the gas has to be running full power to weld it back on again. No I'm not kidding: to weld a gas pipe, you have to run the gas. That way the pipe won't blow because there is no oxygen. Sure you might have a big flamethrower on your hands but that is nothing compared to blowing up your gas line.

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    3. Re:warning: Flash site by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      No, they flush it with nitrogen. So sayeth Uncle Arthur who spent many years working on gaslines.

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  23. Alaska Internet Pipeline by tiktok · · Score: 1
  24. How bout.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  25. repair issues by deanpole · · Score: 1
    Hollow tubes work great as wave guides. You could use WiFi chipsets no problem. Maybe the real issue is the head end having to pump out too much wattage. Any backhoe that broke a gas line might create a small metal radius at the crack, which would be like putting a fork in a (natural gas filled) microwave oven. No thanks.

    On second thought all the reflections from the mismatched characteristic impedances would probably kill your signal first.

    1. Re:repair issues by deanpole · · Score: 1

      If reflections are the issue, wouldn't your first sale be to long haul natural gas pipelines? They would be larger diameter for reduced attenuation anyway. I suppose most pipe buriers, would have already dropped a fiber optic cable when they had the ground open for the pipe itself.

    2. Re:repair issues by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      It cannot be based on the waveguide principle, because gas pipes are made of plastic, not metal.
      (or maybe the designer did not know this?)

  26. YES! I could totally do that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I could transmit huge bandwidth via gas pipes ... as long as they were straight. Any round pipe could be used as a circularly polarized waveguide. Of course, getting the microwaves to go around corners is a little trickier. Reading between the lines of TFA, they seem to be thinking that if you blast enough power you can get a signal through. That's true as far as it goes but I presume the customers wouldn't be given kilowatt amplifiers so the effect would be in one direction only.

    I'm skeptical but I've been around long enough that if I think something can't be done, someone will eventually do it and I'll have egg all over my face. I've got my doubts though.

  27. Come on ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While you're at it, what about broadband over phone lines?? Tsss.... That's just stupid.

    1. Re:Come on ... by njchick · · Score: 1

      The phone line would radiate the EM waves, polluting the EM spectrum. That's the same problem as with the power lines. The gas pipeline, on the other hand, would contain the signal inside the pipe, which would allow stronger signals and the frequencies that would not be allowed on the open wires.

  28. Let me get this right??? by gomaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The main chip developer is now working on other projects .... the gas company involved was unable to finish testing ... but the build out is cheaper then other solutions ... so why is the chip developer now working on other projects and the gas company involved still not testing ... sounds like more pie in the sky to me

  29. Why do we need this? by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

    last time I checked, my telephone service came in over my TELEPHONE line. Sure, my internet comes over my cable TV line, and my power comes over (god forbid) my power lines.

    The internet is fast becoming something ubiquitous, and the infrastructure will follow. I see no real need for internet over gas lines, as eventually there will be more fibre and OC3 lines running to a variety of neighbourhoods. True, it is probably a neat idea for the short term, but long term there will likely be more fiber and more wireless access points. It will eventually reach a level that is the same (or actually greater) than that of the phone system, and the infrastructure will not be over gas lines.

    So, good short-term idea, but it is really just a pipe dream, like broadband over power in the long run.

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  30. Broadband In Gas? by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 1

    BIG? What a waste of an acronym. They could have Broadband Over Gas, Broadband Under Gas, or Broadband Around Gas. Any of those would be better.

    Of course, a company run by real geeks would have released Broadband Following Gas.

    My guess? The technology works, but they just don't have the spark they need to get out of the ground.

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  31. Conspiracy by Enoxice · · Score: 1

    It's just another way for THE MAN to bolster our dependence on gas!

    /me feels safe with his tin foil hat on.

    But, seriously, this is a terrible idea.

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  32. Now that's what I call... by cunina · · Score: 1

    ... vaporware.

  33. Comming to broadband near you..... by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    BOWP - Broadband over water pipe
    BOS - Broadband over sewer
    BOU - Broadband over ultrasonics
    BOLP - Broadband over laser pointers
    BOTCs - Broadband over tin cans and string

    This broadband over gas pipes was kind of a running joke on eham.net. One wouldn't think they would actually try this.

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    1. Re:Comming to broadband near you..... by njchick · · Score: 1
      Inspired by your sig:

      BOPM - broadband over pirated music
      BOPIP - broadband over pirated intellectual property
      BOCDL - broadband over cease and desist letters

    2. Re:Comming to broadband near you..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC (Broadband Over Anonymous Coward)

  34. Pull my finger by BeeBeard · · Score: 1

    I need to send this file!

  35. Love the acronym... by Leomania · · Score: 1

    "BOGL"

    It's perfect.

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  36. Cost to Build by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``Build-out costs are about $200 per household, Nethercomm says. By contrast, broadband over power lines costs about $600 per household, while phone and cable TV networks each cost well over $1,000 per home to build.''

    Using radio gives a build-out cost of $0 per household.

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    1. Re:Cost to Build by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      The router costs something. But you are correct in noting the amortized infastructure cost is zero.

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    2. Re:Cost to Build by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Using radio gives a build-out cost of $0 per household.

      This is of course nonsense. Using radio is quite expensive compared to other technologies, especially when the others are using existing cable or other infrastructure. The radio equipment usually costs more than the modem equipment for other technologies, and the other costs are the same.

      Also, don't forget that "munucipal Wi-Fi" really cannot be compared to cable or adsl, let alone ftth. Those provide a lot more bandwidth per subscriber, which is required to use the link for IPTV and other real-time media services.

    3. Re:Cost to Build by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``This is of course nonsense. Using radio is quite expensive compared to other technologies''

      I know, that's exactly why I was pointing it out. The article claims the low build-out cost of this gas pipe solution as an advantage, but the fact is that you only get that cost once - after that it's use cost and amortization, and that will typically far outweigh the build-out cost. Radio is a good example; no infrastructure to build...but very inefficient to use.

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  37. Re:Finally! New tubes for the internet! by macaulay805 · · Score: 1

    Hey, its a new high tech way for "passing gas" hah!

  38. off-topic by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

    This is kinda off topic, but with regards to the title: Is "pipe-dream" a crack reference?!

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    1. Re:off-topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, it's an opium reference. Crackheads don't sleep.

    2. Re:off-topic by quakeroatz · · Score: 1

      It's a pot reference, you insensitive crack and opium junkies!

    3. Re:off-topic by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1
      Apparently not...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_dream

      I didn't know you could smoke mescaline... Isn't wikipedia wonderful?

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  39. Prosumer Networks by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    BroadbandReports has a more critical review of the USA Today story.

    And today's Slashdot featured news that Freescale's "other projects" turning its attention might just be giant leveraged buyout attack, not any intrinsic business.

    But apart from corporate media war fog, why not blow fibers through these pipes, directly to homes? That seems like a cheap, reliable way to deliver lots and lots of broadband with tech that can join multiple compatible WANs into sites. Without digging or deploying new, specialized "gas radio" equipment in a separate development/deployment/maintenance niche with smaller scale economy.

    Your home could become a NAP for multiple carriers not only competing for your business, but getting distributed routing among their backbones around outages. If your block's "telco" WAN is down, they could still get to the Net bridged through you to your "gasco" WAN. Much like solar homes which "run the meters backwards" to supply power to the grid when they've got surplus. You'd sell surplus connectivity to your neighbors, billing the WAN you covered for.

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  40. And for a network that follows you wherever you go by Attila · · Score: 1

    ... broadband via student loan officer.

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  41. Safe? by ArchAbaddon · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just me, but somehow I don't see combining high frequencies with cumbustable gas very safe. I know they're only talking about radio waves, but since they have warning stickers at gas stations about pumping gasoline and using your cell phone at the same time... myabe I'm just paranoid...

    1. Re:Safe? by treat · · Score: 1
      since they have warning stickers at gas stations about pumping gasoline and using your cell phone at the same time... myabe I'm just paranoid...

      What do you think is the greater risk:

      1. Your sub-watt signal from your cellphone induces a current in a nearby conductor and causes a miniscule spark, igniting gasoline vapors.

      2. You drop your phone and the exposed contacts for charging your battery short on some random piece of metal. A tremendous spark welds the circuit in place, allowing it to dump vast majority of the battery's energy supply as heat into the battery itself. The battery catches on fire in an instant, but not before you jump back in surprise at the spark and knock the still-running gas nozzle onto the ground.

    2. Re:Safe? by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      As long as the pipe doesn't get ruptured, I don't see how combustion would be a problem - you could make as many sparks as you like but without any oxygen the gas wouldn't burn (at least, according to what the fire safety people taught me in hi skule)

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    3. Re:Safe? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      3. You get back in your car to grab your wallet. When you get out the static electricity that built up on your clothes causes a spark, igniting gasoline vapors and blowing you to kingdom come.

      One of the three actually happens, on occasion.

    4. Re:Safe? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      since they have warning stickers at gas stations about pumping gasoline and using your cell phone at the same time

      You should never confuse the presence of warning stickers with the presence of a real threat, especially in the USA.

  42. yellow polypipe by Ydna · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine this will work too well in Seattle where most of the gas pipe has already been replaced with yellow polypipe. Maybe they can send the signal over the ground/locator wire/foil that's buried with this tough plastic pipe.

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  43. Nah, it's just Vaporware... by 2short · · Score: 1

    being carried by tubes, I guess..

  44. Reminds of the gas powered TV by Secrity · · Score: 1

    For some reason this reminds me of a natural gas powered TV I saw MANY years ago at the Minnesota State Fair. It used some sort of humumgous early generation fuel cell to power a 7" b&w TV (or it was fake and actually used mains power).

  45. Unfortunately, a non-starter by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's why: even with spread-spectrum, high bit/hertz counts, it's not going to get close to what's already available, today, with fibre. And the cost/drop is lower than is quoted for fibre distribution to the home-- when it's done with symmetrical IDFs along the way.

    If you put fibre in 20 years ago, you can still use the latest gear to get the fastest available connection, whereas each wireless technology has had about a six-year life, thus rendering capital asset deployments poorly in the case of wireless. Add in security goofyness, incompatible standards, and broadband over gas pipes looks like a pretty poor value proposition both in terms of capital cost as well as product life.

    Next?

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  46. This brings a whole new meaning.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to the word flamewar.

    Vaporware for that matter, too.

  47. Too late for Jeff Skilling by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only this technology had been introduced in 2000 -- Enron could have announced a deal for Broadband Over Gas, immediately booked anticipated profits of $47 billion, and been saved from bankruptcy. Or maybe not.

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    1. Re:Too late for Jeff Skilling by markmier · · Score: 1

      Funny thing, I used to work for an Enron subsidiary. Enron actually was planning on putting a bunch of fiber down whenever they laid a pipeline. Which turned out to be almost never, but... the thought was there. Of course, getting all that fiber lit was an entirely different (and unmentioned) problem. ...Bastards.

  48. Re:Finally! New tubes for the internet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So would the Wi-Fi equivalent for Broadband Over Gas have to do with encouraging great flatulence? "Yeah I know it stinks, but I'm getting downloads of 15 mbs!!"

  49. PVC by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    My neighbor works for Atmos energy, and lays gas lines for a living. Quite a bit of line put down these days is some sort of PVC, especially leading from the main lines to the houses. So the claim that it would bring connectivity right up to the meter at the house would only apply to old gas installations (15+ years old).

    Dan

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    1. Re:PVC by ross.w · · Score: 1

      actually, it's usually medium density polyethylene.

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  50. wont work in many places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    many gas lines these days are plastic

  51. Won't somebody think of my cottage. by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Sewers only exist in towns. Houses and cottages in rural areas rely on septic beds or tanks. They will also frequently have large propane tanks sitting nearby to provide gas. DSL doesn't work due to it's distance constraints (5km max). Does anyone know the range of broadband over power lines?

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    1. Re:Won't somebody think of my cottage. by Millenniumman · · Score: 4, Funny

      The propane tank should work. Just fill it up with internets when it is being refueled. Sure, the ping times aren't quite as good as gas pipes, but overall bandwidth is great.

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    2. Re:Won't somebody think of my cottage. by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      sewers are much more common than gas lines, which was my point. And the thing about shit movies.

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    3. Re:Won't somebody think of my cottage. by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

      Yes, plus the sewers having a lot of water in them would tend to degrade the wireless signal...

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    4. Re:Won't somebody think of my cottage. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... depends on how often backhoes seek out your propane tank.

      Backhoes: The natural enemy of the internet.

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    5. Re:Won't somebody think of my cottage. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      But the concrete used in sewer lines doesn't conduct electricity anywhere near as well as steel used in gas mains.

      (Actually, these days both are plastic anyways, so neither will carry an internet signal very far.)

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    6. Re:Won't somebody think of my cottage. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Won't somebody think of my cottage.

      We have. We decided that if you really want broadband, you should move to a more urban area.

    7. Re:Won't somebody think of my cottage. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      (Actually, these days both are plastic anyways, so neither will carry an internet signal very far.)

      Actually in my city both are still steel.

  52. Time for another "bad idea / bad idea" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the "mad skillz" that the cable techs have when troubleshooting cable modem issues, do you really trust the same contractors to do work with your gas meter?

    Not me!

  53. Ted Stevens by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

    Wow. Slashdot mocked Ted Stevens to no end, but the fact is he knew more than us, not less. He knew about this technology, and knew it would replace DSL and Cable soon.

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  54. Freescale Semiconductor by bendodge · · Score: 0

    The "other project" is a buyout, by a private equity firm for $16 billion.

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  55. WARNING TO SLASHDOT READERS by noidentity · · Score: 1

    In the past, Slashdotting a site into a pile of smouldering ashes was merely a joke, but if this plan goes through, it could be for real (and you could take out half a neightborhood along with it). Overloading a broadband gas pipeline is no laughing matter.

    1. Re:WARNING TO SLASHDOT READERS by dfries · · Score: 1

      What's it matter if the antenna was throwing off sparks in the gas line? Where's it going to get some oxygen to burn (or explode)?

  56. Gasema by masticina · · Score: 1

    We have a dutch spoof on the local cable compagny "Casema" called.. "Gasema" that indeed.. does internet over gass. A few highlights for those not speaking dutch! - It works the best with a fourpitter ( that is four gas pits..to cook on ) - Bandwidth depends on how many are cooking at the moment - It offers cheap global internet connections by a small gas chamber for camping cookers..yes again high speeds! Untill you are out of gass! ..and this spoof is already..7 years old.. Internet through gass is one huge spoof.. it just isn't possible..what "medium" must the data use?

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  57. Hard to take that article seriously. by raehl · · Score: 1

    It blames the california blackouts on a natural gas shortage. Given that it can't get basic facts right, I question any other conclusion in the article.

  58. Here in New Zealand by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    In Wellington, we've had water over gas pipes for ages now. Seems to work really well. Not.

    Broadband is likely to follow soon (with major flooding of even more of Wellingtons underground infrastructure).

    (For those who don't know, a high pressure water main burst recently cutting a hole in the neighboring gas main and flooding most of the central cities gas network. It took about 2 weeks to drain all the water out of the gas system leaving much of central Wellington without a gas supply).

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    1. Re:Here in New Zealand by Ed_1024 · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. I've had my gas supplied over the Internet for years now...

      (Seriously, I do have electricity from the gas company and vice-versa)

  59. Dilbert! by iced_773 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who remembers in Dilbert when a competitor is offering broadband over the power grid, and the boss assigns Wally to develop broadband over the sewer system?

    1. Re:Dilbert! by sprior · · Score: 1

      Yes! That one was on the 2006 Dilbert desktop calendar just a few days ago - what a coincidence!

  60. weee by XmAjOX · · Score: 1

    GREAT! I've allways dreamed of downloading my porn through my oven! :D

  61. Next status symbol by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    For the ultra rich: Internet over Butler Brigade!

    An army of electrically grounded, white-gloved, tuxedoed servants passing usb-sticks or portable hard drives containg "packets" delivers the internets to your door!

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  62. New Tagging by Starvingboy · · Score: 1

    It looks like it still needs smoothed out a bit. Surfing around at the -1 level is not as fun as I thought it would be.

  63. Would the tracer lines help? by RootWind · · Score: 1

    Don't they have tracer wires running alongside the plastic pies? Maybe that could help somehow?

    1. Re:Would the tracer lines help? by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Informative

      They don't specify in the article directly, but they imply that they're not using the pipes as conductors in the traditional sense, but rather transmitting the signal within the pipes, using them as waveguides. Waveguides are an excellent transmission medium for very specific frequencies -- namely the resonant frequency and its harmonics -- but they're very expensive, and dents, dings, and improper couplings add VSWR, which could (and often does) attenuate the signal dramatically or even entirely. Bends in waveguide also cannot be more than 1/2 the wavelength, so right angles tend not to work well. The solution they've proposed is to use ultrawideband, which apparently just means using a large swath of spectrum rather than a single frequency, so that if the VSWR of one frequency is too high, another frequency should still get through.

      Anyway, having wires running along the pipe would make no difference, since the signal is internally reflected, not transmitted through the metal. Essentially you have two small antennae -- one at each end (although obviously more than that for this proposed setup) -- and the antennae is traditionally 1/4 wavelength, placed at a specific location within the waveguide to prevent phase cancelling. Since the signal is internally reflected (like fiberoptic, for example), nothing on the ouside of the "pipe" matters. You could possibly install coupling from the point where the copper pipe ends to some external line, but I think the existance of the plastic pipe would screw things up nonetheless, and the tracer wire likely isn't shielded or twisted, meaning it's a shitty transmission medium.

      I've never heard of waveguide made out of plastic, but the wikipedia article says it's doable for optical frequencies. Obviously fiberoptics are fiberglass, but I sort of doubt it would work well for RF. If I'm not mistaken, it's the optically reflective characteristic of glass which makes fiber work, not the fact that it's a dialectric. I think that plastic would just get hot and melt/burn -- not a good thing for a flammable gas line.

      At any rate, I doubt the system would work at all, since the network of pipes is so complex. Some houses may get great reception at all frequencies (doubtful), while others might get no signal at any frequency (almost guaranteed). Also, any time someone adds to or modifies the network of pipes, they'll change the transmission characteristics of the entire system. It's difficult enough to keep an RF waveguide system operational when it's purpose-designed, let alone when it was never a design consideration. The proposed ultrawideband solution may help, but I doubt it would work well.

  64. In teh beginning by Keyboarder · · Score: 1, Funny

    In the beginning God created a truck. AOLers dumped things like "me too" on this truck, but the truck became full of stupid, so on the second day God created tubes. Only the telcos and the cablecos liked the tubes, and they used them to hurt the consumers, so on the third day God created the Web. Congressmen never noticed. On the fourth day God decided to create pipes just to screw with people. And behold, He saw that it was funny.

  65. hope it works on canned/bottled gas too :) by dindi · · Score: 1

    Since in Costa Rica (and in any other earthquake rich country) gas only comes in the bottle, no pipes to fill with bits ...

    1. Re:hope it works on canned/bottled gas too :) by flyingfsck · · Score: 0

      Hmm, how much porn will fit in a gas bottle?

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  66. I want to be at that meeting. by PatTheGreat · · Score: 1

    "So, guys. Any ideas to increase profit for the gas company?"

    "Price increase that we say is due to 'Supply Restrictions?'"

    "Try selling different 'qualities' of gas?"

    "Oh, hey, I got it. Let's sell internet over gas lines! Ha ha..."

    "Wait, Johnson! That's brilliant! Get on that!"

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  67. Pipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See? I **KNEW** the internet was made of pipes!

  68. LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY... by dfinster · · Score: 1

    Ted Stephens was right! It is a series of ...

    Oh darn. Too late.

  69. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  70. freescale semiconductor by hjf · · Score: 0

    Formerly known as Motorola

  71. I'll bet it looks great to the VC by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    I'm sure in a lab demo, they are using a precision aligned waveguide to "simulate" the gas distribution network. The minor problem of the creaky unpredicable reality of the natural gas pipes will "be figured out in a future round of financing"

  72. New meaning by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    It kind of brings new meaning to "packet sniffing".

  73. Not vaporware, I already have the radio by dfries · · Score: 1
    It can't be vaporware, my gas meter already has a radio on it. It was installed earlier this year along with I assume every other one in the neighborhood. It is some kind of mesh network and they no longer have to send someone out to read the gas meters.

    Broadband? Um, probably not. These three celled batteries are rated for years and I don't think you could get many bits over that little bit of electricity.

    1. Re:Not vaporware, I already have the radio by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure upgrading batteries wouldn't be the most difficult part of the upgrade..

    2. Re:Not vaporware, I already have the radio by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      You obviously didn't see my invisible joke, /joke tags, what with gas being a vapour and all.

      See if you can spot the condescending, /condescending tags around this one

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    3. Re:Not vaporware, I already have the radio by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what happens when they get undercut by broadband through the sewer system? Plus that way Mr Hanky can get internet access too!

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    4. Re:Not vaporware, I already have the radio by hcob$ · · Score: 1
      they no longer have to send someone out to read the gas meters.
      Actually, they do. It's just that they drive by in a specially equipped truck to read the meters.
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    5. Re:Not vaporware, I already have the radio by demonbug · · Score: 1

      Sounds like somebody has a Dilbert calendar :)

      I thought of the same thing when I saw the headline.

    6. Re:Not vaporware, I already have the radio by dfries · · Score: 1
      Actually, they do. It's just that they drive by in a specially equipped truck to read the meters.

      It is a mesh network, so at the worst, they would just need to park at the edge and wait for all the data to come to them. But if they have a city connected, I assume they would have an access point someplace so that wouldn't even be required. From my notes when they were installed,

      • cellnet is contracted to install and maintain them
      • The battery only has to be replaced every 8-10 years. (Could I get a battery like that for my laptop?)
      • InfiNet, UtilNet
      • secure web based host system
      • Our interfaces use industry standard file formats
      • secure IP networks
      • spread-spectrum radio
      • unlicensed 902-928MHz (they say it is secure, why not give out the frequency?)
    7. Re:Not vaporware, I already have the radio by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      # spread-spectrum radio
      # unlicensed 902-928MHz (they say it is secure, why not give out the frequency?)


      The band is licensed for "channel hopping" systems, so presumably there's a (range) of initiation frequencies on which devices establish a connection, then jump off to some agreed other frequencies in the band to continue their conversation. That leaves the initiation frequenc( -y | -ies) clear for the next unlicensed group of devices to start talking and go off to some other unoccupied channels.
      The particular frequencies that a pair (more?) of devices use are not predictable in advance.
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  74. That's crazy talk by jmobley · · Score: 1

    Broadband over gas? Pshaw! Next you'll be telling me they're working on broadband over the air or something. :-P

  75. i'll take fiber for 1000 please by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    i think we should wait until we get the 80,000,000 homes with fiber to the door as promised by the telcos for the federal subsidies we gave them... but i'm an optimist.

  76. RFI by eyebits · · Score: 1

    Three words: radio frequency interference. It is hard to believe actual engineers are working on this. There is no way this scheme won't cause RFI. (Yes, I am an amateur radio operator.)

  77. Pipe Dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Broadband Over Gas Lines - a Pipe Dream?
    I can't believe this article. This is definitely a tube dream.
  78. Gas over Broadband SA prank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of the gas over broadband prank that somethingawful.com did. Pretty hilarious.

    http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=296

  79. Re:Finally! New tubes for the internet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got *KABOOOM*

  80. Broadband over Water by MDMurphy · · Score: 1

    I've been joking for years that everyone with a pipe into the house will try to deliver broadband to you.

    The problem with the water pipe one though is someone is liable to start a bittorrent session while you're in the in the shower and you'll get scalded.

    1. Re:Broadband over Water by bdonalds · · Score: 1

      I'd be more worried about BECNs whilst taking a dump!

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  81. Well... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    At least it's not a big truck.

    All kidding aside, I can see many problems, and practically no advantages over normal wireless connections.

    Whatever happened to microwave antennas on houses? Wireless cable never did so well, but combine it with telephone service and internet access, and you've really got something there.

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  82. Have we tried this? by mftuchman · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a US company, Williams Energy, Inc. that was planning to do something like this - run internet cabling through its gas pipes in the US. They weren't planning to be last mile providers, tho.

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  83. uberNetflix-data niche market by zogger · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting idea there, if it was extrapolated. I just recently got broadband (wireless motorola canopy, good stuff, love it), but for *years* was stuck on dialup so a lot of stuff I wanted to do with the net was about umpossible or a severe PITA. Like I wanted to casually try a lot of distros, download some free to copy movies, etc, plus just surf faster, get to read a lot of news and opinion pieces and papers, etc, plus try to keep up with my OS updates, which is a pain on dialup. Now just suppose for a fee, you could checkbox off a menu and add in your custom surfing and download links you want, all of it, who cares, google vids, indy music, large images, etc as long as they are legal, and the company charges you by the megabyte delivered on disk,or by "full" DVD, etc, like netflix does movies sort of, it gets mailed to you. "Enhanced" dialup. You get that disk (and get to keep it) and use their mailer that comes with it to send in your next "internet menu" request, or just do a form on their page with your slow dialup connection. One stop shopping in other words for the content that is just too much of a pain on dialup-which millions of people are still stuck with, and it might not change too much for years either. Some places due to low population and large distances from big switches are just not attractive to broadband delivery companies..

    Sort of the takeout food or pizza delivery deal, just with data-the customer picks what he wants, the company with the fat pipes custom burns the disks with all the data and webpages and vids and whatnot indicated, etc, for some reasonable fee.

    1. Re:uberNetflix-data niche market by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I would think that you would use them as a proxy and their proxy server traps requests for files larger than nBytes. You get a prompt: Download now / store & ship / cancel. Once you have a full CD or full DVD (whichever you select, CD's would cost more as they would be more frequent) it ships, along with an index.html that shows WTF it came from since you likely forgot by then.
      I, however, think it would likely flop. I will not be starting this business.
      -nB

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  84. Some games... by benplaut · · Score: 1

    Some games, ya know, kinda leak bandwidth. I'm wondering if there's any danger in the leaks. Sincerely, Concerned Customer

  85. Next will be VOG by Trona+Andy · · Score: 1

    This of course opens the door for Voice Over Gas, with the din of conversations echoing underground in the pipes of every city in the country. Now we'll all be able to dump that land line. Drawback is that long distance calls become a bit problematic.

  86. Phillipe Kahn... by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    ...comes into his own.

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  87. Broadband over power lines by madbawa · · Score: 0

    I had read sometime back about Broadband being delivered over power lines. What are the practical difficulties in transmitting power wirelessly?

  88. Uploading by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

    So for once I'll actually benefit from seeding a torrent? Perhaps if we all just upload all the time we'll have infinite natural gas.

  89. DoS attacks by TheAlmightyChimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    They used to require a botnet now all you need is a lighter.

  90. I'll bet it looks great to the telecoms. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The minor problem of the creaky unpredicable reality of the natural gas pipes will "be figured out in a future round of financing"

    Much like the creaky unpredicable reality of telecoms were figured out in order to bring us 56K.

  91. Here's an idea-Safeauto becomes an ISP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, but if all these "pie in the sky" ideas actually work? Then slashdot will have to stop complaining about inaccessable broadband (whaaa! I live in the sticks.), or monopolies keep them down (I only have cable, or dsl).

  92. I'll hold off and wait... by stoofa · · Score: 1

    for Pipeless Gas Broadband.

  93. Re:Finally! New tubes for the internet! by eMbry00s · · Score: 0

    I laughed, or rather snickered, but Insightful?

  94. No way it's $200.. IS certifications required by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    There is no possible way it only costs $200 to deploy a gas-line broadband method. Because you're placing energy on a metal surface that is in direct contact with an explosive substance, this creates a Div1/Zone0 environment, which is to say that flammable material is present on a continuous basis. This requires all kinds of certifications for the equipment, not the least of which is an "Intrinsically Safe" designation. Not only is the engineering design far more complex (the designer has to guarantee that, under a sudden short or sudden open, there cannot possibly be enough energy released to ignite the atmosphere, and methane has a LOW activation energy), but the certifications are ASSpensive.

    I just don't see this happening once they actually start paying attention to the rules... or maybe congress will give them the go ahead to ignore the rules and start leveling cities..

  95. In the same trench by hey · · Score: 1

    Gas companies could lay fibre when they lay pipes. That actually seems practical to me.

  96. Re:Finally! New tubes for the internet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i cant believe someone moderated this insightful... lol

  97. Fiber in gas lines? by bitrot42 · · Score: 1


    I thought some companies were looking at running fiber through their gas lines. This makes a lot more sense than RF -- existing technology, higher speeds, works in plastic pipes, etc.

    Plus, the employment opportunities for ferrets would be fantastic.

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  98. This is DOA by tacokill · · Score: 1

    This idea is dead-on-arrival.

    Allow me to explain. I sell instrumentation, valves, etc for pipelines. And we have a lot of pipelines in Oklahoma so I am well versed in their operating procedures and their systems.

    This idea of sending a waveguide down the pipeline is crazy. There is so much instrumentation on the pipes that there WILL be interference. Pressure transmitters, Water monitors, H2S monitors, temp transmitters, control valves, and a whole host of other equipment. In fact, I can think of several products that USE waveguides - such as the flow meters they use to "count" their product.

    If you think the pipeline companies are going to take a chance that it will "just work", you are kidding yourself. They will not sacrifice ANYTHING that might affect the safety of that pipeline. And those instruments I just laid out are critical to them running the pipeline safely and efficiently.

    And I am not even delving into the DOT (dept of transportation) issues. The DOT regulates transmission pipelines (the big pipes). I can only imagine the red-tape you will encounter if you want to change how those operate. You don't have a chance in hell of pushing that through the DOT.

    In other words, pipeline companies don't just go out and try new things. They test, test, test, certify, study, and re-test before they even think of making a change. And really, that's a good thing for all of you, lest you deal with a pipeline explosion in your neighborhood.

  99. One More by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

    VOLP - Voice Over Liquid Propane?

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