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  1. LISA on Apple's First Flops · · Score: 0

    s/A/P/
    It's those spelling errors that kill products.

  2. Re:Excellent on A Step Toward the Diamond Age · · Score: 1
    buying something technically worthless and useless.
    Hmmmm....just like <disfavored OS/desktop/programming language>
  3. Re:I guess on A Step Toward the Diamond Age · · Score: 1
    burn at elevated temperatures.
    Steven Tyler beware!
    <queue Aerosmitty>
  4. Re:See, it's that 'should' on Software Glitches Stall Toyota Prius · · Score: 1
    This is a paraphrase:
    Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems. --Jamie Zawinski, in comp.lang.emacs
  5. Re:See, it's that 'should' on Software Glitches Stall Toyota Prius · · Score: 1

    I admit, I was just short of panic at the situation. Trying brakes on a briskly moving car?
    The throttle came apart at about 60 mph, and it was less than 10 seconds to going balls-out. Trying the breaks sounds like a 'regular expression solution'--then I'd have had two problems. :)

  6. Re:See, it's that 'should' on Software Glitches Stall Toyota Prius · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but this was simple rack-and-pinion...

  7. See, it's that 'should' on Software Glitches Stall Toyota Prius · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of driving with my mother in a Hyundai Excel.
    Going down the road, using only a change of the accelerator position: the lawn-mower-esque throttle comes apart.
    It accelerates to about 90 mph (fortunately, this is a straight country road starting to climb a hill).
    I'm a little agitated. Mother reminds me that, ultimately, turning the key to off within the ignition will stop any car.
    Sort of a three-finger salute[1], if you will.

    [1]ctrl-alt-del

  8. Re:I don't think so... on Could Microsoft Buy Red Hat? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if the Novell purchase of SuSe doesn't have something to do with this.
    Putting an old, familiar name on a distribution like Novell legitimizes the idea of using a Linux distro much more than reading, say, "polychromatic platypus" on the disks, especially when it all works well with Netware.
    Also, with Novell sponsoring Mono, and the threat of OpenOffice, seeing a C# port of MS Office to run on Mono would be an obvious way for Mr. Softy to keep the cash cow spouting the milk of currency.
    Recall, Redmond's only ideology is money; they leave the fanaticism to the FSF.

  9. Re:Power is a big issue on Green buildings, Green Server Farms? · · Score: 1

    And let's not kid ourselves; it affords a good avenue of attack for the marketing department.

  10. In on Green buildings, Green Server Farms? · · Score: 1

    Soviet Russia, where the patriotic red clusters little green you!

  11. Re:What do you mean? on Hacking the Web with Greasemonkey · · Score: 1

    I think you're a genious, Mr. Domingo.
    I did catch you in Tokyo with Carreras and Pavarotti a few years ago.
    So, you're saying that LSD is better that Greasmonkey for souping up the Washinton National Opera? I'm Leary of this approach...

  12. Re:drupals ok, I prefer mambo on Dan Gillmor Launches Grassroots Journalism · · Score: 0

    I sense a convergence opportunity:
    http://www.rupaul.com/
    http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/mambo5 lyrics.html
    A great big little bit of black transvestite in your -osphere...

  13. What do you mean? on Hacking the Web with Greasemonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just publish your site as a collection of image files.
    That'll teach them young whipper-snappers!

  14. Re:Disable Greasemonkey on Hacking the Web with Greasemonkey · · Score: 1

    I've got both McFarlane books, but leveraging Firefox as a cross-platform fat-client platform still seems quite tricky.
    Hopefully, Greasemonkey will advance the ball, without becoming the biggest virus vector since <cheap shot goes here>.

  15. Re:I'm not wowbagger but yet... on The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard · · Score: 1

    At least it wasn't balut.

  16. Re:And I thought battery prices were high... on Human Blood For Electrical Power · · Score: 1

    I actually checked that and still had it wrong on submit. Son of a...

  17. Re:And I thought battery prices were high... on Human Blood For Electrical Power · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look, man, it's a bout comitment to your art...

  18. Re:'Buy the beer first, this ain't gonna be easy.' on Build Your Own Linux Home Theater PC · · Score: 1
    Where'd I go wrong?
    In between the sixth and second characters of the second line of your sig.
    You've really got to read that source code a little more closely, and compile with -WTF next time.
  19. Re:It should be part of the OS! on Microsoft To Offer Virus Defense · · Score: 1
    This is the usual technical argument.
    Useful in and of itself, but, without the business arguments, it doesn't really explain why the apparently obvious
    to begin with
    never happened.
    Or maybe Windows, the u:ber-virus[1], was simply not hypocritical enough to shun its lesser cousins...

    [1]drunken umlaut
  20. Re:Take Notes on Firefox Lead Engineer Scolds KDE Project · · Score: 1

    C'mon, It Just Works. Why overacheeve?

  21. Re:Schneier on Slashback: Hollywood, Commons, Misidentification · · Score: 1

    Again, we can split hairs until bald, but the foundation of the whole structure is still the taxpayer.
    I fantasize about locking these twits in a room, and telling them they get no soup until the tax code fits on one side of one sheet of paper, in a legible font.
    Remember not to vote for me!

  22. Schneier on Slashback: Hollywood, Commons, Misidentification · · Score: 2, Interesting
    REAL ID is expensive. It's an unfunded mandate: the federal government is forcing the states to spend their own money to comply with the act.
    This is one of the more interesting surrealities of US public discourse.
    It's really, ultimately, taxpayer dollars, right? Or can someone school me on the point, preferrable in an Alan Greenspan mumble?
  23. Re:Microsoft CEMENT on Windows XP Starter Edition Snubs P4, Athlon · · Score: 1

    At last! The "WTF Bob?" mystery is solved! Brilliant! Next, Hoffa.

  24. Re:Who Next? on Winelib Hobbled by Exception-Handling Patent · · Score: 1

    Borland can certainly benefit from free advertising if they do the right thing here.

  25. Re:Moving target on Bill Gates: Cellphone will Beat iPod · · Score: 1
    Why do you always have to "beat" beat everybody?
    Why not? Some crush beer cans, Gates crushes markets.
    Pre-announcing products by years only serves to generate expectations that more often than not are unmet.
    In American football, this is called a 'play action fake'. It's all about managing the market...