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Slashback: Hollywood, Commons, Misidentification

A handful of updates, corrections and further thoughts on recent Slashdot stories follow; read on for updates on the Real-ID Act, Hollywood consultant math professor Jonathan Farley, the real first losers (and winners of the U.S. Open's Aibo League) at the 2005 Robo-Cup, and more. Details below.

Keeping America strong by making mislabeling the problem! It really isn't too late to avoid the worst of the Real-ID Act, and Bruce Scheier's essay on it should be required reading.

Needs more cowbell! c1one writes "In an update to the story Trent Reznor Challenges Music Norms, there has been an "Unofficial The Hand that Feeds Remix Contest." The contest has produced an extreme range of styles, from Hip-Hop to HeeHaw and even a few lounge versions, to name a few. The point though, is that after listening to almost 400 remixes, some of the tracks rival the level of professionalism and creativity found on some of the "official" halo releases. The contest deadline was 5/5/05 and voting by 20 appointed international judges ranging from a Berklee College of Music graduate and various studio engineers to a former Nothing Studio's intern has commenced. They will determine a top ten list using the "nine inch rating scale" that should be available to entertain and to vote on soon."

Graceful reactions are worth emulating. Author Will Iverson writes with a reaction to Simon Chappell's review of his book Apache Jakarta Commons :

"Hi Guys!

I would just like to respond regarding the Slashdot review as posted:

  1. The book itself is published under an open license - the material in the book will be available as a free electronic download in a few months.
  2. Yes, the last 125 pages *is* (for all intents and purposes) the printed javadoc. This was included at the request of the publisher, and it is valuable for some people.
So... I don't know how negatively the review was influenced by the inclusion of the Apache material, but it is entirely above-board per the Apache license and essentially reciprocal - I'm giving the material in the book back to the community via a free license to download the material.

Oh, and as an FYI, book writing is hardly a cash cow - I only wish. ;)

Cheers & best wishes,

Will Iverson

A classic case of Americans all looking alike. Of the post "German Robot Dogs Dominate 2005 RoboCup U.S. Open," Ethan Tira-Thompson writes "The linked article has it wrong -- the German team played CMU, not UT Austin. Major screwup on the AP's part, but they don't say who wrote the original article! "

Here's an excerpt from the team's CMU team's announcement:

From: Manuela Veloso Date: May 10, 2005 2:51:14 PM EDT To: scs-all@cs.cmu.edu Subject: US Open Champs :-)

Hi,

We won the RoboCup US Open, in the AIBO league. We played UPenn in the final and won 2-1 in overtime. UPenn (Dan Lee) and UT Austin (Peter Stone) came second and third, playing very well and very close to us. They are great teams. Our team, CMDash'05 still has a long way to go to better prepare for the Internationl RoboCup in Japan in July :-)

Please congratulate the complete team for the USOpen victory:

Sonia Chernova, team leader, CSD PhD student, robot behaviors, motion learning Colin McMillen, CSD PhD student, teamwork, networking, goalie Paul Rybski, RI PostDoc, state estimation, multi-robot world modeling, behaviors Juan Fasola, CSD junior, vision, defender, behaviors, motion Felix vonHundelshausen, CSD PostDoc, vision Alex Trevor, CSD senior, vision Sabine Hauert, exchange CS Master student from Switzerland, localization, behaviors Raquel Ros Espinoza, visitor from Barcelona, behaviors, vision

and with the help at the Open of the veterans: Doug Vail, CSD PhD student, vision James Bruce, CSD PhD student, vision, motion"

Hey, they got most of it right. A Harvard Crimson story linked from a Slashdot post headlined "Mathematicians Become Hollywood Consultants" described Jonathan Farley, a math professor who co-founded a consulting agency to help Hollywood get mathematics right in movies an television shows. Farley wrote to point out that his neither a Harvard post-doctoral fellow nor a professor at the State University of New York at Buffalo, writing "I am not and never have been either. (I am a tenured professor elsewhere and have been for several years.) This was an incorrect statement initially made by poor reporters at the Harvard University student newspaper. " Farley points to this Boston Globe story which gets it right.

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  1. -1, REDUNDANT by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    A handful of updates, corrections and further thoughts on recent Slashdot stories follow; read on for updates on the Real-ID Act, Hollywood consultant math professor Jonathan Farley, the real first losers (and winners of the U.S. Open's Aibo League) at the 2005 Robo-Cup, and more. Details below.A handful of updates, corrections and further thoughts on recent Slashdot stories follow; read on for updates on the Real-ID Act, Hollywood consultant math professor Jonathan Farley, the real first losers (and winners of the U.S. Open's Aibo League) at the 2005 Robo-Cup, and more. Details below.

    WAY TO GO SLASHDOT!

    No longer are duplicate stories enough. Nor are duplicate stories on the same day or within the same hour. No, NOW WE DUPLICATE THE STORY WITHIN ITSELF!

    Congratulations!

    1. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well since this blurb isn't really about anything in particular, the post I'm writing right now can't be offtopic, right?

    2. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by thinkliberty · · Score: 4, Funny

      They did this dupe so they would not have to dupe the article later.

      If they can keep the dupes down to a single post it's a start!

    3. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by isomeme · · Score: 2, Funny

      Haven't you ever heard of signal redundancy? Clearly the /. editors consider the web (or readers' brains) to be a lossy transmission medium, and are taking appropropriate steps to insure successful transmission.

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    4. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by mangu · · Score: 5, Funny
      NOW WE DUPLICATE THE STORY WITHIN ITSELF!


      No, the answer is simpler than that. You see, they are running Linux, which runs X-Window. In X, you select some text and click the middle mouse button on another window to paste your selection. However, the mid-button is less used than the left one, so the contacts get dirty. When they clicked the mid button, the dirty contacts bounced and registered two clicks, so the selected text was pasted twice.

    5. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by dknj · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up! Mod this post funny

      -dk

    6. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by GrassMunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know what. We're not retarded. We all read and saw that it was a mistake. We dont need 700 threads about how this was a dupe. 1 will do. Infact, 1 is to many, i dont read the comments to hear people bitch about slashdot, im interested in the tidbits of info in the comments.

      You're like the spazz kid at the movie who gets pissed cause his free movie pass was to Electra. Yes its shitty. Don't like it? Don't come here. Maybe if everyone shutup for once we could actually have some decent discussions.

    7. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by Seumas · · Score: 0

      Hi, Pot! This is kettle!

    8. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if everyone shutup for once we could actually have some decent discussions.

      ahahahahahahaha truest slashdot comment EVER

    9. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      Except the only thing that ever gets lost around here is the point.

    10. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by djw · · Score: 1
      Maybe if everyone shutup for once we could actually have some decent discussions.
      Yeah, but then no one would come here anymore because it would be too crowded.
    11. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all the immense amount of spare time you people have, did you ever bother actually reading and taking in the story? The story refers to a Monday exhibition between the Germans and UT-Austin and is correct. The championship was not until the next day. Try reading closer before libeling a reporter.

    12. Re:-1, REDUNDANT by Seumas · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about?

  2. Bad title. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought that Holleywood had misidentified the Commons (e.g. all the old, public domain fairy tales) as its own.

    Err, wait...

  3. All US base are... by Moray_Reef · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please lets keep down the "your papers please" posts, these ID's will have RFID, 'they' will be able to check you papers anytime, anyplace. I'm sure putting your ID in an anti-static bag to prevent reading will not be very popular with 'the man.'

    And by the way, I grow more fond of my sig at every posting. ;)

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    1. Re:All US base are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure putting your ID in an anti-static bag to prevent reading will not be very popular with 'the man.'

      Well, fuck the man. Or fuck the woman. In any event, fuck 'em.

    2. Re:All US base are... by jspoon · · Score: 1
      I'm sure putting your ID in an anti-static bag to prevent reading will not be very popular with 'the man.'

      Which is why I've been stockpiling aluminum foil.

    3. Re:All US base are... by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly! In Soviet Russia you show your papers, in George Bush's America, papers show you!

      In the old days you would be asked for your papers and then told to move along, but now they can just tell you to move along, much more efficient.

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    4. Re:All US base are... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I'm sure putting your ID in an anti-static bag
      > to prevent reading will not be very popular with
      > 'the man.'

      An antistatic bag won't do the job. You really do need tinfoil.

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    5. Re:All US base are... by rusty0101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Duct tape wallets lined with aluminized mylar should have the desired effect. You will probalby want to drop it into the x-ray basket as you go through airport security, but that's your decision. Besides you already know they are going to ask to see some identification there, so it sholud not be 'unexpected'.

      It's the pulling you off into a dark alley to ask for your papers because they couldn't rf-scan you as you were walking down the street that will probably be the greatest pain.

      -Rusty

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    6. Re:All US base are... by SeventyBang · · Score: 1

      I think masking a RFID in your right forearm will come back to haunt anyone who tries to do it. There will obviously be certain sites; e.g. practically any free-standing object which should perform "tracking" tasks - identify those who aren't "showing up". Those will be taken aside to determine why they don't show up on the grid as part of a discussion. If you've removed yours and you're lucky, they'll insert a replacement; if your funnycount exceeds a particular count...perhaps a small scar on the right frontal area; if you aren't being funny and they aren't kind about providing a replacement...(Soylent Green is made of people


      (Was it here?) There's a couple of Mexican gov't officials who have voluntarily had RFIDs inserted into their forearms to be used for security identifcation - access through doors, etc. where biometrics would normally be the primary identification.





      BTW, Soylent Green is one of about fifty movies I've got on a list to be schlocked. Previously predicted victims which all have come true (so far): Rollerball, Flight of the Phoenix, The Longest Yard, Animal House, Willie Wonka. (If you can't come up with an original idea, let's take an old one, update it, trash it with second-rate actors, and re-release it). I need to put these on a blog.

    7. Re:All US base are... by jc42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      putting your ID in an anti-static bag to prevent reading will not be very popular with 'the man.'

      Probably not. But they'll have to put up with it, for the same reason that they were forced to allow general use of encryption. RealID is an open invitation to identity theft, as is any ID based on RFID. It can be read without you knowing any time you get close to a hidden RFID reader.

      Carrying a RealID card around unshielded makes about as much sense as sending your login/password across the Net in the clear. Anyone with any sense will shield the former, just as they encrypt the latter. No amount of intoning "National Security" will change this.

      Sure, we'll hear lots of reassuring words. But all it'll take is a few reports of stolen RealID info, and reassuring words simply won't work.

      We might note that there are already several RF-shielded wallets for sale in the US. I'll bet that sales will soon increase. And, y'know, my wallet is getting a bit old and worn ...

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    8. Re:All US base are... by un4given · · Score: 1

      An antistatic bag won't do the job. You really do need tinfoil.

      Oh great, so if I put this thing in my pocket, now I need timefoil pants.

      At least they will match my hat...

    9. Re:All US base are... by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      We might note that there are already several RF-shielded wallets for sale in the US.

      I'm in that same boat and therefore actively shopping. Are you at liberty to quote a src or brand name? Prefereably for a truckers style wallet, one big enough to hold not only a rack of card windows, but your checkbook complete with the anti-carbon sheet you place between the check you are writing and the next one down so that you don't write 2 checks when they are NCR (no carbon required) checks.

      I've been using a ladies style clutch purse for several years now. The only problem with that is when someone insists on telling you your wallet is falling out because its longer than a blue jean hip pocket is deep. That gets old after a while even if it is handier than a cold 6 pack of bottled beer.

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    10. Re:All US base are... by citog · · Score: 1

      Fuck, that was lame, even by /. standards; timefoil pants

    11. Re:All US base are... by bani · · Score: 1

      The upside of all this, is that we can use it to track all government officials.

      So we can easily track and post on a website in realtime:

      o) every titty bar they go to
      o) every adult store they rent goatpr0n from
      o) every cheap motel they go to meet hookers in
      o) every street corner they go to score crack at
      o) every unrecorded vacation at taxpayer expense
      o) use your imagination :))

      Real ID + RFID cuts both ways. Ain't that a bitch, senator?

    12. Re:All US base are... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Just google for "shielded wallet" or "shielded clothes". Lots of hits.

      This sort of product has been for sale for decades. There's nothing particularly secretive about it. Most of them were developed for electronics workers. If you work around electronic equipment, and have credit cards in your pocket, it can be sensible to shield them. If you're wearing a pacemaker, you might also be in the market for a sheilding t-shirt. And so on. The advent of RFID will probably increase the market.

      I couldn't tell you how well any of them work. I haven't actually used any of them. I've just seen the ads over the years, probably because I've worked with computers for decades. I have had credit cards suddenly become unreadable, with no visible scratches on the strips, so I've considered a shielded wallet. But it hasn't happened often enough to make it an urgent purchase.

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    13. Re:All US base are... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Heh. Good idea.

      Actually implementing it might be non-trivial. You'd have to get the readers installed in the appropriate bars, adult stores, cheap motels, etc. This would entail the cooperation of the management, many of whom would probably think it's a fun project. But still, it would mean a lot of one-on-one talks with managers. You'd have to install the equipment, check it out, and maintain the comm channels.

      Actually, it sounds like something that both tabloid and muckraking news orgs might find interesting ...

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    14. Re:All US base are... by Almost-Retired · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I've worked around tv transmitters with leakage fields that probably have exceeded fcc specs by a factor of 100x when in test config as opposed to on air config. Never lost a credit cards data yet.

      But, this rfid thing, with its capability to read this crap while its still in my pocket, without my knowledge, strikes me as a serious invasion of privacy I would druther not have.

      The possibility that someone with a portable reader could walk down a busy street and get all the data that would allow an identity theft to be done to hundreds of people in a single 10 minute walk just plain scares the crap out of me.

      I had enough of a row with bill collectors in past years, who thought I was my worthless alky son (I was dumb enough to name him Jr.) and he convieniently leaves that off his signature when he signs up for a charge account. I've had to use my SS number to prove they had the wrong person as the target of their collection efforts on 3 occasions now because of that.

      Haveing that data effectively posted for the whole world to read at their command should scare the hell out of everybody. It would certainly be poetic justice if the first 600 people to suffer the pain of that were our combined congressional houses congresscritters & the shrubs in the white house. And any SCOTUS judges who think its ok when it comes up for the 'is it constitutional' test when that case comes up. It will you know. The question is not IF, but WHEN.

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    15. Re:All US base are... by Intron · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Just like the way the government is stuck with the same Social Security system as the rest of us. Oh, wait. Guess who's going to get exempted from this for "national security" reasons. It would be way to dangerous to chip the Assistant Secretary of Agriculture. Terrorists might get him/her.

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  4. Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Near as I can tell, this whole thing is being pushed by Wisconsin Rep. Sensenbrenner primarily as an anti-immigration measure.

    If the American military was serius about defending American freedom, they would hunt down Sensenbrenner, drag him into the street and shoot him through the lungs. Or, if they were serius about defending American safety then they would be stationed in American cities trained and equipped to deal with terrorist attacks.

    Oh, but wait, that's not their job. The job of the American military is to defend Iraqi freedom. Well, it's good to see American tax dollars paying the American military to do its job.

    1. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious why you selected "through the lungs" as your target as opposed to say the heart . . . or maybe . . . oh. . . the brain . . .

      Just seems like there's just a leeettle too much free time on your hands . . . .

    2. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it is illegal for the U.S. military to be used for domestic law enforcement under most circumstances. I guess somebody figured it would be much easier to oppress the population by using the military than by using ID cards.

      And, I think it makes far more sense to stop terrorism at the source than at the terminus. There are far too many targets in the US, and far too many people who are allowed near them. Now, I would argue that the way we are going about "fighting terrorism" isn't going to work very well, but that is for different reasons.

    3. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Or, if they were serius about defending American safety then they would be stationed in American cities trained and equipped to deal with terrorist attacks.

      Oh, but wait, that's not their job. The job of the American military is to defend Iraqi freedom.


      Think boundary defense; if you want to protect a goal, do you let the goal-tender be the first line of defense? No, you try and keep the ball as far away from the goal as possible. The analogy is not spot on, but by placing American troops overseas, you give terrorists a target that isn't on American soil - and, not cooincidentally, not subject to many of our laws, making it easier to deal with threats.

      The logic of this (the invasion of Iraq and forgotten Afghanistan) is fairly sound; the morality of it is potentially questionable. Personally, if we as a country had been more upstanding in Iraq, I think we'd have a leg to stand on, possibly even ridden our horses straight through into Syria or Iran for the same purpose. As it stands, we didn't treat the Iraqis as well as we should have, and so we're not really much better (in the eyes of many, especially those in the region) than the previous regime.

    4. Re:Just Doing Their Job by TubeSteak · · Score: 1, Troll
      Last I checked, the Military's job is to uphold/defend the principles set forth in the Constitution of the United States of America.

      And there's another something about enemies both foreign and domestic.
      So I guess shooting Sensenbrenner would be okay.

      But technically, you'd have the National Guard shoot Sensenwhatacrappylastname.


      All that said... Why in God's name is anyone from Wisconson worried about immigration? Too many Canadians jumping the border fence between us and Ontario?

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    5. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would they do if they were serious about spelling?

    6. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All that said... Why in God's name is anyone from Wisconson worried about immigration? Too many Canadians jumping the border fence between us and Ontario?

      No, you fool! It's those damn happy cows and their cheap Mexican workforce. Behold the power of cheese!

    7. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Cause of the goobacks. They tewk our jewbs!

    8. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fence? You wish. When I canoe in the Lake of the Woods I go in and out of the US all the time. I knew a few people who kayaked along the coast of Lake Superior and when they landed in the US they didn't even know where to go to check in with customs, let alone there being anyone there to question them. They had plenty of pounds of baggage and gear loaded with them; those could have been "suitcase" nuclear bombs.

    9. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drug smugglers have no problem getting literally tonnes of marijuana into the US from Canada. Why not tonnes of weapons? Guys just walk duffel bags over the border from B.C. to Washington State, and then someone else comes and picks it up later. There's not miles of unprotected border, or even hundreds of miles: there's thousands. You can't effectively protect that.

    10. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When one of 9/11 hijackers was stopped for a routine traffic stop had the Real ID Act been in effect the police would have noticed that the guy's license was expired and would have called back to the station and found out that the guy's immigration status expired. He could then be arrested for an immigration violation. Whereas under current law the guy's license is still good. Nothing happens. He commits a terrorist act and while leaving the country he shows his official license still unexpired that doesn't cause any red flags because not only is it not expired, but because he got it by using a Mexican Matricular Consular id using a fake identity the id denotes him as an alias that doesn't register with security checks. So under previous law the guy gets away. Under the Real ID Act the guy is arrested. Hmmm... so much for the BS that this doesn't improve security.

    11. Re:Just Doing Their Job by westlake · · Score: 1
      If the American military was serius about defending American freedom, they would hunt down Sensenbrenner, drag him into the street and shoot him through the lungs.

      a hint to the clueless: loose talk about shooting congressmen does not win you friends on capital hill.

    12. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loose lips sink ships, comrad.

    13. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah, because the hijacking of four planes and all that happened after would never have happened if they had just one less person.

    14. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Intron · · Score: 1

      If only there had been some sort of watch list of suspected terrorists in the US. Oh wait. The State Department had that list and two of the hijackers were on it on 9-11. So what does Real ID add, again? An expired driver's license ranks right up there with a car alarm going off as an alert to criminal activity.

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    15. Re:Just Doing Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's not miles of unprotected border, or even hundreds of miles: there's thousands. You can't effectively protect that.

      Nonsense. Just because we chose not to doesn't mean we can't. Might not be fincially viable given the risks of Canadians and their inexpensive perscription drugs sneaking accross the border, but that doen't make it technically impossible.

  5. Not a bad book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Oh, and as an FYI, book writing is hardly a cash cow - I only wish. ;)
    I actually read the book and thought it was very well written, much better written than the paragraph from the asshat that reviewed it.
  6. Re:wow by Sawopox · · Score: 1, Funny

    You missed last year's GOP convention I take it?

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  7. Real-ID Act by alexandreracine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sooooooo... is this the thing that will take a lot of money from the US tax payers to identify 12 persons per 30 years instead of looking the reports that you will be attacked by some people in planes that you knew all along?

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    1. Re:Real-ID Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a fair amount of it will go to controlling illegal immegration. It'll make it harder for them to get loans, open bank accounts, fly on planes, get jobs, and potentially use up health care bought by taxpayers.

  8. how the ..? by khujifig · · Score: 1

    Ok, the jokes roll in about the dupe of the summary, but how did that one slip through?

    Guess they should have used the preview button!

    1. Re:how the ..? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest: maybe they did it on purpose.
      Ya know, in an ironic sortof way.

      Wait, who am I kidding, this is slashdot.
      Around here, we do things like that on purpose.

      Dammit. I didn't mean to do that.
      Maybe I should've used the preview button.

      Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal

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    2. Re:how the ..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal
      I shot him an email once saying that I had a problem posting comments, they weren't getting modded up, I don't think he cared though.
    3. Re:how the ..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he told me how the trolls are now trolling him!

  9. Weird maths by Kaorimoch · · Score: 1

    Hmm, most mathematicians that go to Hollywood end up getting their maths screwed up. Thats where 1 infringing copy = $150,000 in damages. I'd get out of there quickly if I were that guy.

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  11. First Post by CyberNigma · · Score: 0

    now that sucks. I finally get first post only to have it be to a dupe-fest..

  12. Strangly Absent (not about "Star Wars sickout") by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Impressive yes, but the list seems incomplete in its failure to mention that this article, "Apple: Hilary Rosen Gripes About iPod, iTMS" seems to have been more than a little fished in.

  13. Re:Sticky keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No this is just more evidence that Timothy is a robot. I swear to god the moment I see "destroy all humans!" in one of these blurbs is the moment I have my proof.

  14. REAL ID by Xeroc · · Score: 5, Informative

    "It really isn't too late to avoid the worst of the Real-ID Act, and Bruce Scheier's essay on it should be required reading."

    Yes, definitely! I really like the points he makes, such as that REAL ID is bad because:

    - Real addresses on all cards, even for undercover police officers
    - Insecure RFID technology allowing unauthorized access
    - Machine readable = ATM > 7-11's Database > Choicepoint > Spammers and Identity Theifs
    - Expensive ($120 million estimated per state!) and unfunded! The last thing we need are more deficits!
    - Power grab by national government

    And the best of all, besides it probably decreasing security:

    - Polls overwhelmingly show no one wants it! And over 600 organizations oppose it!

    Now, if that doesn't sound like a completely botched-up job, I don't know what is.

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    1. Re:REAL ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, if that doesn't sound like a completely botched-up job, I don't know what is.

      From the federal government's perspective how is it a botched job? They get more power and more control without impacting the federal budget. Moreover, who in congress is going to get fired for this? Who is going to lose their pay raise for doing something like this, so counter to their supposed employers' wishes?

      Barring the courts overturning this, these guys did a great thing - just not from the perspective of the citizens of the USA.

    2. Re:REAL ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      besides it probably decreasing security:

      Tell me about it. I recently had to get cleared to work at a federal site. The first thing I get is an email request for Name, SSN, place of birth, etc. I told the guy I wasn't stupid enough to send that over plaintext email. I didn't bother to ask how many of my coworker's data had already been forwarded. Since then he has accumulated a huge stack of information on all of us, which will all be sent to someone, who will send it to someone else, who will do who knows what. My personal information was never so much at risk until the Department of Homeland Security got involved.

      On the other hand, five minutes alone in my manager's office, and I could sign up for a dozen Real-ID cards. It pays to have backups, you know.

    3. Re:REAL ID by Caseyscrib · · Score: 2, Interesting
      - Real addresses on all cards, even for undercover police officers

      I suspect this is going to be a problem for repo and tow-truck guys. I have spoken with a few of them and they all say rule #1 is never give out your address. They put their PO Box on their license, but some don't even like to give that out. They do this because there are some crazy people who shoot at them and all sorts of stuff.

    4. Re:REAL ID by Apotsy · · Score: 1
      Tow-truck drivers, ugh. They are the scum of the Earth. I've seen so many illegal tows it's not even funny. For example, California law requires a photograph* to be taken of the parked car in certain cases before it is towed. Not once have I ever heard of a tow truck driver actually complying with this part of the law, or even carrying a camera with them in the cab. These people basically take others' property on the flimsiest of excuses and hold it for ransom. The only reason they don't get busted for their numerous violations is because it's cheaper to just pay them than to fight it. Hell, a lot of them have a slimy, mafioso vibe to them, complete with wife-beater t-shirts and all.

      No wonder they want to hide from society.

      *see section (I)(2) here

    5. Re:REAL ID by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      It's extraordinarily impractical to drive in suburbs with poor public transportation. "Driving is a privilege" is crap; driving is a practical necessity in many places.

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    6. Re:REAL ID by synaptik · · Score: 1
      They do this because there are some crazy people who shoot at them and all sorts of stuff.
      "The life of the repo man is intense." --Emilio Estevez, Repo Man
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    7. Re:REAL ID by Seumas · · Score: 1

      True. I didn't intend to suggest that driving is a privilege in a practical sense (although I've never driven in my life, pay for taxi cabs and still save money over buying a car and dealing with depreciation).

      However, driving is a "privilege" as far as the government is concerned. That's why they can suspend or completely revoke that privilege whenever they want. That's why they can subject you to searches that would otherwise not be possible. And that's why they can force you to take a breathalizer (by accepting the privilege of driving, you accept the requirement of submitting to a sobriety test).

      Other things, though, are clearly a necessity. You have to work. You have to eat. You have to live somewhere. You have to cash your paychecks. You have to get medical services. You have to buy things. There aren't ways around these as there are, difficult as it may be, around driving.

    8. Re:REAL ID by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      And it is, actually, a right. The only reason the gov. can require license and registration fees is because they also get to own part of your car when you buy it, unless you, and not them, get the manufacturer's statement of origin. You can drive freely on your property, would probably have to ask for permission or pay for private roads, but the public roads are IIRC funded by gas taxes so it should be possible to drive there too.

      Getting back on topic though, this ID would be required to receive almost any government services for which you are paying, so not only you'd have to avoid doing stuff, you'd be denied what you are paying for. Cool.

    9. Re:REAL ID by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I don't like that everyone is making a big deal about "even police and judges - no exceptions!". Wouldn't you be more concerned if there WERE exceptions? Joe and Jill public can be tracked down, have their data exploited, be stalked, harassed and everything else, but law enforcement and government officials would be considered a "higher class" of citizen and not have to submit to this?

      I hate the REAL ID law. This is terrible. But it would be even more terrible if it allowed for multiple classes of citizens.

    10. Re:REAL ID by Dysproxia · · Score: 1

      Real addresses on all cards

      I don't understand how that could be even considered. Are they going to change every card whenever you address changes? My Finnish driver's license certainly doesn't have any information that could change during the license's 52 year lifetime (apart from the photo and some medical conditions like glasses).

      Cops can still find out my address through the social security number and their fancy databases.

    11. Re:REAL ID by Caseyscrib · · Score: 4, Interesting
      From his article on Identity Cards:

      My argument may not be obvious, but it's not hard to follow, either. It centers around the notion that security must be evaluated not based on how it works, but on how it fails.

      It doesn't really matter how well an ID card works when used by the hundreds of millions of honest people that would carry it. What matters is how the system might fail when used by someone intent on subverting that system: how it fails naturally, how it can be made to fail, and how failures might be exploited.

      I thought it was worth repeating.

    12. Re:REAL ID by emotionus · · Score: 1

      You're right, but the point is to show that the ID is completely countryproductive to the even the people that might "support" it.

    13. Re:REAL ID by isny · · Score: 1

      What really scares me is that I read this:
      Machine readable = ATM > 7-11's Database > Choicepoint > Spammers and Identity Theifs
      as
      Machine readable = ATM > 7-11's Database > Checkpoint > Spammers and Identity Theifs
      I wonder how far off I really am.

    14. Re:REAL ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like the mark of the beast to me

    15. Re:REAL ID by juan2074 · · Score: 1
      . . . this ID would be required to receive almost any government services for which you are paying, so not only you'd have to avoid doing stuff, you'd be denied what you are paying for.

      In other words, the government will turn into major cock-blockers?

  15. Re:PEOPLE WITH MOD POINTS: CALL FOR HELP by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

    I think there are better uses for mod points than trying to make Trolltalk a nice place for the trolls.

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  16. Re:PEOPLE WITH MOD POINTS: CALL FOR HELP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like for example modding up pseudo insightful karma whores like you.

  17. Re:PEOPLE WITH MOD POINTS: CALL FOR HELP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crapflooding must be stopped, no matter where it happens. It might come over to YOUR thread.

  18. Schneider on REAL ID by GQuon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    REAL ID requires that driver's licenses contain actual addresses, and no post office boxes. There are no exceptions made for judges or police -- even undercover police officers. This seems like a major unnecessary security risk.

    Yeah, because everybody know that undercover police officers take their real ID papers with them under cover. [/sarcasm]
    If there's a need to keep the address of judges and police officers secret, then allow them to list FAKE addresses, or rather an address that is re-routed through a mail screening service. Don't allow any Tom, Dick, and Harry to list their address as
    Box 5, Jean Climax' Barber, Maildrop and Internet Café.

    REAL ID also prohibits states from issuing driver's licenses to illegal aliens. This makes no sense, and will only result in these illegal aliens driving without licenses -- which isn't going to help anyone's security.

    How does that make no sense? Like, knowing who people are before giving them identification? If they drive so horribly without a license, what would make them try to get one?

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    1. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by pixel.jonah · · Score: 1

      BUT - who's to decide who gets to have a FAKE real-ID address and who has to have a REAL real-ID.

    2. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the "migrant rights" organizations can hand out the fake REAL-IDs.

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    3. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      just an FYI. There ARE still people in the this country ( everyone in my hometown for instance. ) who do not have street address. The ONLY address you can get if you live in the town of Audubon MN. is a P.O. Box. ( of coarse I supposed if someone wants to find you they only have about a 12 block area to search). Still, why should I have to provide the goventment with information that can be used in incriminate me if some bozo steals my car or impresinates me in some other way. Seems like a 5th amendment violation to me. ( not that i don't have the same problem with state id cards.) People should be able to live happy and productive lives with little or no publicly avaible record that they are alive at all. The only people who have any right to know who I am and where I live are. People I want to. The real problem is we have become a society that trust paper work rather then a society where people trust you because they have personal contact with you. Regards, Christopher

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    4. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most police officers already using the address of their precinct office instead of their home address whenever they give out an address, precisely to keep perps from tracking down where they live.

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    5. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by GQuon · · Score: 1

      I don't have a street address either. The point is that I actually live at my address, and the post office knows where.

      Still, why should I have to provide the goventment with information that can be used in incriminate me if some bozo steals my car or impresinates me in some other way.

      It could be argued that it would be even easier to impersonate you if all the bozo has to say to take your identity is saying "I'm Christopher N, from X." Of course, getting a credit card with that information is as hard for him as it is for you.

      People should be able to live happy and productive lives with little or no publicly avaible record that they are alive at all.
      The existence of income taxes and social security kind of destroy that. Your existence must be know to collect your income taxes.

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    6. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by TheOriginalRevdoc · · Score: 1

      The ONLY address you can get if you live in the town of Audubon MN. is a P.O. Box.

      Let's see now... according to whitepages.com, there's this person with a randonly-chosen surname:

      Jones, Patrick J
      18900 175th St
      Audubon, MN

      Then there's this one:

      Smith, Alan & Jennie
      17012 S Big Cormorant Rd
      Audubon, MN

      And these good folks:

      Miller, Jesse & Bridget
      15212 Hillview Ln
      Audubon, MN

      They all look like street addresses in Audubon to me!

    7. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by oirtemed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because judges and polices officers are entitled to more rights and protection than regular people? I don't think so..... And this is coming from someone who aspires to be a judge, or atleast be in the legal field. When the priveleged have more rights and the misbalance is there, that's when it falls aparts.

    8. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      What does licensing someone to drive have to do with giving them identification? All a driver's license says is "this person is allowed to drive". Just because *YOUR* driver's license happens to be accepted as identification means nothing. I can use my library card as identification most places.

    9. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Because judges and polices officers are entitled to more rights and protection than regular people? I don't think so..... And this is coming from someone who aspires to be a judge, or atleast be in the legal field. When the priveleged have more rights and the misbalance is there, that's when it falls aparts.

      Now that is truly "insightful." I'd give this a +1 if I weren't blacklisted from moderating. :-)

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    10. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To who? The victims or domestic abuse or the people in witness protection programs?

      As far as I see - it should be all or none.

    11. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by Trepalium · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a difference between your postal address, and physical address. The idea is that it's not for sending you mail, but to find YOU.

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    12. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      I can use my library card as identification most places.

      You won't be able to in the future if this gets implemented.

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    13. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      That's only going to weed out the idiots who don't think to follow the officer home from the precinct...

    14. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      These RealID's would have RFID tags, right? Exactly how much information does an RFID tag hold? I thought it was just some big-ass unique number which would then be related to an actual person, animal or product if the correct database was queried. So, for example, a store inventory tag would only match in their own database, and anywhere else it would show up as "not one of ours".

      I can see that the ID would also have eyeball compatible info, and probably a mag stripe or barcode, but you'd need physical access to the ID to read those.

    15. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Because judges and polices officers are entitled to more rights and protection than regular people? I don't think so.....

      Exactly. Whatever "extra rights" to privacy there are, are measures to protect them from organized crime, and {are|should be} extended to protected vitnesses.

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    16. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I misread your comment.
      Answer: The law must establish it, and the DHS has to decide who gets a fake address. If anybody has a problem with it, it's up to the courts.

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    17. Re:Schneider on REAL ID by greenrd · · Score: 1
      Uhh, I don't have a driving license, and I don't intend to get one either. I don't want to drive a greenhouse-gas spewing, asthma-inducing vehicle. What about me?

  19. File list for the contest... by mwhahaha · · Score: 1

    For those who don't want to click on all 500 links, i've parsed out all the urls into a txt file which is availabe here.

    wget -i files.txt

    1. Re:File list for the contest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, I see you've read "101 Ways to Kill a Server" too.

    2. Re:File list for the contest... by ZephyrXero · · Score: 1

      That Hand that Feeds remix they linked to and called "professional" was absolute shite! Just a bunch of noise and over editting... There has to be a better one than that they could have linked to right?

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  20. Incorrect reporting by jlowery · · Score: 2, Funny
    This was an incorrect statement initially made by poor reporters at the Harvard University student newspaper.

    Which is why one should never assume anything from a student newspaper (or Slashdot) is fact.

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    1. Re:Incorrect reporting by MasterOfUniverse · · Score: 1

      and one can assume anything from a regular newspaper is fact?

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  21. Just a Comment by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just a comment. I wanted to say how much I enjoy reading the stories posted on Slashdot, and participating in the interesting discussions. People express lot of different points of view that I never would have thought of on my own.

    Just a comment. I wanted to say how much I enjoy reading the stories posted on Slashdot, and participating in the interesting discussions. People express lot of different points of view that I never would have thought of on my own.

  22. Is there an echo in here? by LordByronStyrofoam · · Score: 1

    No need to wait for a repost - this one dupes itself!

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  23. Re:Attn. Jobless IT workers: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because outsourcing is cheaper. Go look at the recent Sun Microsystems press releases and news articles as current as this past week where they say repeatedly that they are "under invested in cheap labor countries". They talk about how cheap it is to move work and buildings outside of the country. Nowhere do they even once mention that the labor force is smarter or harder working.

  24. REAL ID by Seumas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I presume that all of the REAL ID attributes that are applied to driver's licenses are also applied to state identifications? I have not seen that addressed anywhere.

    See, I have a problem with that. Driving is a privilege and not a right. If you don't want to participate, just don't get a license and don't drive. However, existing is not an option and to do anything (get a library card, bank account, internet access, rent an apartment, get a job) you have to have an identification card.

    So the only way to avoid the requirements of this REAL ID thing is to remove yourself entirely from the technological, social and economic grids. You won't be able to live anywhere, buy anything or work anywhere. So as long as you can do without that, you'll be okay.

  25. Schneier by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Interesting
    REAL ID is expensive. It's an unfunded mandate: the federal government is forcing the states to spend their own money to comply with the act.
    This is one of the more interesting surrealities of US public discourse.
    It's really, ultimately, taxpayer dollars, right? Or can someone school me on the point, preferrable in an Alan Greenspan mumble?
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    1. Re:Schneier by rafimg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, states and the federal government are both funded by taxes, but they are different pools of money from different sources. The federal tax base consists primarily of funds collected via the federal income tax, with small amounts coming from import tariffs and the like. States each choose how to raise money and usually have their own income taxes, but those are usually much lower and supplemented by sales taxes and possibly property taxes (although property tax tends to go to municipalities, at least it does where I'm from).

      In any case, the reason unfunded mandates matter is because the federal government effectively tells the states how to spend their money, irrespective of any budgetary plans each state might have. In effect, the federal government gets to claim it's being more fiscally responsible than it really is because these expenditures aren't showing up on its balance sheet, while the states incur extra debt. Worse, the burden of a program like REAL ID will vary by state; those states with relatively sophisticated driver licenses probably won't have to spend as much on compliance as other states.

    2. Re:Schneier by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what can the federal government do if the state refuses to comply/implement the RealID card? Generally, the feds threaten to remove funding for roads, infrastructure, etc..

      Couldn't states just give the bird to the feds on this? If no consequence is spelled out in the bill, no consequence can be pushed on the state. If the feds pass this, I can see a lot of states passing their own legislation declaring their ID "good enough" (similar to Utah's reaction to "No child left behind").

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    3. Re:Schneier by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Again, we can split hairs until bald, but the foundation of the whole structure is still the taxpayer.
      I fantasize about locking these twits in a room, and telling them they get no soup until the tax code fits on one side of one sheet of paper, in a legible font.
      Remember not to vote for me!

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    4. Re:Schneier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think the threat was that unapproved state IDs would not be accepted as valid federal ID for purposes such as entering federal buildings or being allowed to travel by air.
      I don't know if this threat could actually be carried out.

      By the way, here's a story about John Gilmore's experience with the secret law that requires you to show ID in order to travel by air. Another link.
      After reading this, please forget everything about it. You are not allowed to know.

    5. Re:Schneier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Worse, the burden of a program like REAL ID will vary by state; those states with relatively sophisticated driver licenses probably won't have to spend as much on compliance as other states.

      It might actually be the other way around. In the last couple of years, many states have overhauled their drivers licenses to add increased security (watermark photos, holographic foil, etc.) and convenience (barcodes, mag stripes and whatnot, where convenience is for the state gov't). Along with this comes a major investment in the infrastructure needed to process and produce these licenses. Now there is the chance that they'll have to start over, or at least spend even more money to modify their perfectly up to date high tech system to meet some random condition of RealID.

      On top of that, the states have been doing these upgrades on their own accord, without any prodding or meddling from the Feds. Now they'll be forced to go back to the local tax base and say "I know we just spent $100mil last year to update our licenses, but we need another $30 mil to comply with RealID, so we'll have to cut some other project or raise taxes." This is essentially the Feds passing the buck on to local politicians, and I suspect is one of the reasons the state governors are not happy about this.

    6. Re:Schneier by Log+from+Blammo · · Score: 1

      The federal tax base consists primarily of funds collected via the federal income tax, with small amounts coming from import tariffs and the like.
      This is misleading. The US government finances a very large part of its operations by what amounts to a shell game. Uncle Sam goes to the Fed, and asks for some dollars, offering to trade no-risk bonds for them. Just like any other private bank, the Fed looks at Uncle Sam's tax revenues, sees that he can make the payments, and approves the loan. Then it takes his giant bond into its secret, ultra-secure vault, drops it onto the stack, draws a line through the Very Large Number, writes in a larger sum as the new Very Large Number, then adds the difference to Uncle Sam's checking account.

      Everyone else holding dollars fails to notice that a fraction of a cent has just been sucked out of each and every one of them. Every unborn and as-yet unconceived child remains blissfully unaware that someone else has just taken out a loan with them as security.

      The states, not having this magic wand with which to steal money, have to rely on actual tax revenues and federal handouts. The reason why these federal laws with absolutely no Constitutional backing get implemented is because of bribes. The bribes are like crack. States get some money for free, and get used to having it. Then, for the next big check, they have to do a little favor for Uncle Sam. Well, no problem; they have enough extra money to do that out of the check alone. And then they become Uncle Sam's bitch. They can't give up those federal checks without severe withdrawal pains, so they have to do everything the Federal government says, even if the money doesn't cover the expense.

      Welcome to the plutocracy.

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  26. Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or does the linked "professionalism and creativity" song rather suck? Or is that the point? It kinda gives me a headache...

  27. I'm Bizarro-Harvard! by monkease · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, I do not get this at all...

    From the post:

    Farley wrote to point out that his[sic] neither a Harvard post-doctoral fellow nor a professor at the State University of New York at Buffalo, writing "I am not and never have been either. (I am a tenured professor elsewhere and have been for several years.)

    FTA:

    CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Harvard professor Jonathan Farley is an award-winning scholar, but he wouldn't mind being known as a Hollywood mathematician.

    So I thought to myself, couldn't he just come out & say he's a Harvard prof., not a grad student? But then, I googled, & lo & behold:

    http://math.mit.edu/people/faculty/farley.html

    Is he the male equivalent to prime-time Alias? A doppelganger? An elaborate hoax?

  28. In principle is national ID a bad idea? by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    So I agree with Scheiner REAL ID is an absolutely terrible idea (it combines the worst security aspects of national and state IDs) it really isn't clear to me that a national ID card could not make identification more reliable as well as realizing significant economic savings by standardization.

    In particular while I agree that using one ID system introduces a common point of high value failure it also economiclly feasible to invest a great deal more in the ID system. If one ID replaces n IDs you can make the ID cost roughly about the sum of the costs of all those other IDs. If one national ID replaced all our driver's liscensces, passports, credit cards and so forth it could afford more sophisticated safegaurds than any of the former IDs individually.

    So while REAL ID seems to introduce the single point of failure without benefitting from economies of scale it seems perfectly possible that at some point in the future the increased safety provided by cryptographic smart card features, biometrics, and other possible features would outweigh the safety disadvantages of one point of attack. Furthermore the amount of resources spent to verify the card holder at issuance or for replacement could be similarily increased.

    Furthermore it seems to me that our current system already has the problem of a single point of attack insofar as is relevant to terror. I let my drivers liscensce expire and prove my identity entierly via my passport. I have never had to produce any other ID for airline flights or other government related authentication. I have no doubt I could get a credit card or SSN number with a passport plus some easy to aquire items (bills to your address in that name etc..).

    So while one wouldn't want to implement a system like REAL ID, or any system that hasn't already gone through some extensive real world testing. It seems at least possible that the increased resources availible by combining IDs could be used to more than outweigh any disadvantges, especially since the relevant ID systems already suffer from many of the purported disadvantages.

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    1. Re:In principle is national ID a bad idea? by richmaine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tried to use my passport instead of my driver's license to get onto an air force base (where I work). Didn't work. I was amused that the US air force wouldn't accept a US passport as adequate identification, but would accept a state driver's license. It wasn't just one guard either; they had specific instructions that passprts weren't acceptable.

  29. Huh? by l00sr · · Score: 4, Funny
    A handful of updates, corrections and further thoughts on recent Slashdot stories follow; read on for updates on the Real-ID Act, Hollywood consultant math professor Jonathan Farley, the real first losers (and winners of the U.S. Open's Aibo League) at the 2005 Robo-Cup, and more. Details below.A handful of updates, corrections and further thoughts on recent Slashdot stories follow; read on for updates on the Real-ID Act, Hollywood consultant math professor Jonathan Farley, the real first losers (and winners of the U.S. Open's Aibo League) at the 2005 Robo-Cup, and more. Details below.


    The dupes just keep getting closer together, don't they? The dupes just keep getting closer together, don't they?
    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Yes.

  30. Re:ATTENTION SLASHDOT MODS! by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    There's a guy currently flooding Slashdot with randomly generated crap messages with the intent of disrupting normal discussion.
    ... and what is so different between what he's doing and what you're doing, posting the same complaint all over the place? Save it for trolltalk.
  31. Re:-2, REDUNDANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    NOW WE DUPLICATE THE STORY WITHIN ITSELF!

    No, the answer is simpler than that. You see, they are running Linux, which runs X-Window. In X, you select some text and click the middle mouse button on another window to paste your selection. However, the mid-button is less used than the left one, so the contacts get dirty. When they clicked the mid button, the dirty contacts bounced and registered two clicks, so the selected text was pasted twice.

  32. YOU CAN STILL FIGHT THE REAL ID by hsmith · · Score: 3, Informative

    Write your GOVERNORS people! The national association of governors isn't a fan of the act and they want to protest it. WRITE YOUR GOVERNOR!!!!! it may still be able to be stopped

  33. Holy crap. by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the first dupe in one post. We've all just seen history folks. In 20 years, your kids (or clones, for those of you who don't/can't breed) will ask you about this moment. Remember it well.

  34. "his" is not short for "he is" by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    At least this is new. It's been a while since the last new insane bit of grammar/spelling I've seen ("copy'd").

    1. Re:"his" is not short for "he is" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Slashbonics you insensitive clod!

  35. Let me get this one... by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Funny
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  36. Hahaha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the most creative excuse I have ever read. Are you sure it doesn't have something to do with lunar phases or the gravitational constant? If that truly is the case, they must have really old or really shitty mice. I've never had a mouse mis-register a button click. Well, one time I had a $2 mouse where the button would get stuck, but what do you expect from a $2 mouse? Aren't all mouse buttons debounced these days?

    1. Re:Hahaha. by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      My Microsoft Intellimouse developed a habit of registering a double-click when the left button was pressed only once. I guess Microsoft don't de-bounce their mouse buttons (or if they do, they suck at it).

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  37. Ye Old Driver's License by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    Back in the day, driver's licenses were paper + picture.
    Whatever information the license contained, you could read it.

    Then someone came up with the bright idea of adding a magnetic strip.
    If you live in a state/country that still uses magstrips,
    beat the hell out of it with a hammer so it won't be machine readable anymore.

    Nowadays, the latest and greatest IDs use "3D" barcodes.
    Instead of your up and down stripes, imagine a low rez snowstorm.

    Now you have no clue what information your license contains
    The next gen passport/national ID/driver's license might use
    RFid tags.

    The trend has been to increase information density while obfuscating the content.
    g'luck witholding your ID.

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    [Fuck Beta]
    o0t!
    1. Re:Ye Old Driver's License by Seumas · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I completely gave up on any presumption of privacy a few years ago. Back in 2000, I had to provide them with fingerprints and a social security number and a signature (which invalidated my REAL signature, because the digital system didn't allow the personalized style of the way I sign my name - this has caused problems at banks where they couldn't match my real life signature with the one on my photo identification).

      Once they have your fingerprints, social security number, full name, address, photograph, signature, age, sex and physical description - what else is there to protect? I gave all of that up six years ago in return for a state identification card so I could get hired at work, get a bank account and cash my paycheck.

      I'm a bit frightened at how far we've come in the last sixty years and don't even want to think about how far we will go with this in the next sixty, by about the time I die.

  38. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frontal labotomy!" - Groucho Marx said this long before Tom Waits. Sorry, but I just had to comment on your sig

  39. NIN - Trent Reznor by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    Just so that someone's talking about it:

    I personally think the new single that's been getting excessive amounts of airtime sucks

    If you read that again, you'll realize I said the single sucks.
    Not Nine Inch Nails, not Trent Reznor, just the new single.

    I haven't heard the rest of the album. I'm sure I will eventually
    But if that one song reflects the new sound NIN is aiming for...
    I'll most likely be underwhelmed.

    I like their older work.
    I hope this CD isn't like Metallica & their craptacular last album
    Change the sound too much and people will hate it.

    Maybe that's why the made such a big PR-fest of their Remix Contest.
    ...So their fans will have something worth listening to.

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    [Fuck Beta]
    o0t!
    1. Re:NIN - Trent Reznor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It (The Hand that Feeds) is the least creative song on the album. I like most of the rest of the album just as much as I do most of Pretty Hate Machine or The Fragile. It's not exactly the same, but it's familiar.

    2. Re:NIN - Trent Reznor by Dominic · · Score: 1

      The rest of the album is pretty good, although you may be thrown by the first track where he sings about love. On a NIN album!? It is good stuff though.

      The single is quite radio-friendly, and I'm not enough of a snob to think that is a bad thing. If it gets people into NIN then it can only be a good thing. When I first heard The Downward Spiral I thought it was just a load of noise, but I got to like it thanks to Pretty Hate Machine being more accessible. Now I like TDS more of course, but people need that entry point.

      Anyway, kudos to Trent for releasing the Garageband file. Top man.

  40. Fred Allen-I'd rather have a full bottle in front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of me than a full frontal lobotomy. I'm not sure why this gets credited to Tom Waits- I guess its the "full" part that forget from the original

  41. The English language isn't difficult.. by Quickfry · · Score: 0, Troll

    Details below.A handful of...
    Spaces are required between sentences.
    They go after the period and before the new sentence.

    Example:
    Details below. A handful of...

  42. Occam's Razor to the rescue! by zanderredux · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nah! 8^)

    Actually, see, they pasted once, picked up the ringing telephone, and after they ended the conversation, they pasted again, thinking they didn't do it before.

    Since it was already 6PM, they never minded checking the text after it was ready, because this Slashback is a lengthy, worksome article that gets little of the usual user input and ended with this unique paragraph-dupe specimen.

    See? Occam's Razor! This doesn't require the intricacies of the middle-click-bounces-on-tennis-balls-which-bounces -in-two-separate-walls-boucing-back -into-the-coffee-table-which-in-turn-hits-the-penc il-holder-in-the-desk-that-falls-over-the-middle-b utton-again-trick explanation!

    (However, I'm waiting for the day we'll get the dupe-within-dupe story. That day I'll KNOW something is wrong with the Matrix!!!!!)

  43. Not in town by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I don't know about Audubon itself. I do think that it used to be common to not give farmers street addresses. I grew up on a Rural route. My street address was:

    Rural Route 2, Box 155b
    Buffalo, MN, 55362

    They gave us street addresses about 15 years ago. I know plenty of people in rural areas who still have the rural route address.

    Note that this is a rural route, box address. This is different from a P.O. box, contrary to what the grandparent post claimed. From a rural route box there is no way to guess what street you live on. Even if you follow the postal carrier you cannot know, as houses are built they have to add more boxes. (There was a trailer home on the property with box 156b1)

  44. We already do by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Every time I move my state requires me to get a new license to reflect my new address. If I move out of state I have to turn over my old license and get one in the new state. (Generally they just mark the old license as invalid as a license, but still proof of ID, and give you papers that are proof of license - confusing but it works until you get the new license in about a month)

    In most states licenses are only good for 4 years. Every 4 years I have to go get a new license, which includes a vision test. (no other tests) Arizona was/is an exception. A few years back they made all licenses good for 60 years or some such, in protest of new federal drivers license regulations - I think that was only for a short time though. (Yes, there are federal laws about drivers licenses already, but only apply to renewals)

    1. Re:We already do by Jack_the_Tripper · · Score: 1

      Az still has crazy long licences, mine's good till 2036. I think it'll probably change soon but as long as I don't loose this one I'm good for a long time. Oh, and I just got a new one in Jan since my last one got stolen in a holdup.

  45. hacking REAL ID by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

    Driving is a privilege, ok, but it relates to the right to travel. I think, not too clear on this, that a driver's license, once you have one, is considered property, so if they take it away in an arbitrary and capricious manner without due process, you might have a claim.

    OK, the the real ID bill has passed and been signed.
    Let's say you are in the state agency which would be forced to implement it. What can you do to comply with the letter of the law, while making it not work in practice?
    Conversely, how could you implement it to really screw with people, triggering a backlash so it's gets repealed or ignored?

    Anybody want to draft a bill to repeal realID? should be easy, one paragraph. Find a sponsor, maybe Ron Paul for starters, and get it voted on every year, for as many years as it takes.

    1. Re: hacking REAL ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the states could "work-around" the RealID act by simply stop issuing driver licenses.

      They could go hog wild and just say everyone can drive after age X. Wheeee.

      After you initally get your license(i.e. pass the road) the toughest part about re-newing your driver license is just showing up.

      In my state re-newing one's driver license is filling out a form(name, ssn, addres, donor), "pass" an eye test(they don't care, I mis-read letters on the second line and still got my license) and pay the renewal fee ~$25.

      On the citizen side, one could simply drive without a license. Just don't get caught. ;)

      And on that note I'll quote George Carlin: "If a cop didn't see me do it, I didn't do it"

  46. Not that I think REAL ID is a great idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Police officers are allowed to carry guns while driving. Others are not (guns in vehicles must be in lockers). Is there a problem with that? No. It makes perfect sense- it's not a question of "privelege", it's a question of what their job requires.

    You can adduce a couple hundred examples without expending much effort. Enabling law enforcement to do its job in this kind of way is not going to make anything "falls aparts".

  47. only in america by happy+monday · · Score: 1

    would everyone equate a driver's license with a universal id card. is it really the assumption in the US that every last individual will wish to drive a goddamn car?

    1. Re:only in america by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Well, pretty much everyone does. Even if they don't, usually states issue identification cards through the same system, anyway. Here in Pennsylvania, a PA ID Card is exactly the same as a PA Driver's License, except that the back says IDENTIFICATION ONLY - NOT TO BE USED AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE, and the license class field on the front is omitted. You are even issued a driver's license number, but the card and record indicate that you are licensed for no classes.

  48. RFID chips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is one thing I have noticed when reading the replies to the posts about RealID - tie-ins to the mark of the beast as prophesied in the book of Revelations in the Bible. Maybe those replies are being modded down, too much conspiracy theory?

    Imagine this scenario: 5 years from now (3 is their goal for implentation), RealID has been implemented for 2 years. The card actually worked as intended and the American populace has embraced it. Unfortunately the cards start to be hacked, identities are stolen, scandals occur with important people, etc.

    Since the card has RFID, a chip is put in the owners hand which acts together with the card to authenticate who a person is. Walk near a scanner with your card, the card verifies it is in the vincinity of the proper card owner by doing a handshake with the chip in the owners hand, and together they form the unique ID which the scanner uses.

    At this point in the scenario there may not even be a need for the card anymore. The chip in the hand is a pretty secure form of authentication.

    Another scenario: 5 years from now, events unfold in such a way that RealID "cards" are no longer considered to be useful as authentic and secure ID. A new department is created to oversee and fix the problem. Internal Department for the Identification Of Terrorists Service or IDIOTS. Something really secure is needed. The American populace has become used to the ease of use of the RFID RealID card. IDIOTS rolls out a campaign to replace the cards with implants. The new ID system offers all of the convenience of the beloved RealID card, without the hassle of losing the card, having it stolen, hacked etc. The EU has been using it for years. IDIOTS can guarantee its reliability because the implant chip truly is perfect, the only true hack left is to remove the chip and implant another. IDIOTS makes this a top level offense and abusers are shipped off to prison. Christians, or privacy advocates, or whoever, are also sent to prisons along with the criminals because they refuse to take the chip, and buy "dummy" chips from other citizens which they use, but don't implant. They do this because all systems were years ago replaced with RFID scanner systems which scanned the RealID card. Cash is no longer accepted because it has been replaced with the RealID card. Per the Bible accepting the "mark" is denying Christ, and accepting Satan, an unredeemable sin.

    I have not thought the above scenarios out in immaculate detail and they are not to be taken literally. They serve only as food for thought, and the ideas and concepts can be rolled around liberally to fit. Six months from now a clearer scenario can be imagined, with more pieces of the puzzle in place, of what will eventually take place in our society. Indeed, the final scenario will eventually be upon us, and we will all know with great clarity how the events happening in these days hurtled us to the society we will be struggling to exist in.

    There are so many "Why?" questions in my mind: Why do they want to use RFID with these RealID cards? Why was this bill inserted into the $82 billion military spending bill which was all but guaranteed to pass. Why has this not been on the televised media? Why have none of the people that I know heard of this bill? Why was it not scrutinized by our senators? Why were 10,000 faxes sent to our senators in 2 days and none of the senators vocalized any concerns with this tacked on bill when they voted? It passed 100-0! Will our society rebel against this bill and force its removal from our government?

    Each day new variables are revealed which make "mark of the beast" scenarios easier to imagine. I remember pondering on RFID a few years ago. A few years ago, I never could have imagined the US government implementing a system such as RealID which could so smoothly usher in a new age.

    The book of Revelations (King James version) is full of snippets of information and prophecies about the end of the

  49. Not Just Soviet Russia by BSDevil · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got back from modern Russia yesterday (literally - I was there on holiday for a week) and on four different ocassions I was stopped and asked for my "papers" (AKA my passport).

    The first was walking down the street in St. Petersburg - a pair of cops stopped me, and demanded "papers".

    The second was as I was getting onto the St. Petersburg metro (I think the station was Moskovstaya). There were a whole bunch of OMON soldiers around, and a pair (and a cop) stopped me and asked for my papers.

    The third was when my taxi got pulled over (in a nice part of Moscow) and the cops checked my and the driver's papers.

    The fourth was as I was taking a picture of a convoy of important people (I guess they were inportant - they had one hell of an escort) leaving the VE-Day celebrations. As I raised my camera, a passer-by stepped in front of me, pushed me against the nearby wall, showed me his ID (with the cyrilic letters FSB and the shield on it) and demanded my papers in awful english. I pretended to not understand, and after a few tries he lost interest in me and ran to go stop an old lady who crossed the security perimeter.

    So it's not only in Soviet Russia - it's in Putin's Russia as well.

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    1. Re:Not Just Soviet Russia by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      They're just way ahead of us :\ I only wish police would push me up against walls and demand ID, hell I only wish I had some sort of mandatory ID! I put my passport in the wash so I can't even pretend :\ We've all got a long way to go in the rest of the world - when bus drivers don't even want to see your ticket we've got allot of problems to fix.

      WHY!? why can't we enjoy the security and peace of mind that Russia has??

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  50. RealID: another reason it should have been stopped by intnsred · · Score: 1

    Carte Blanche for the Terror Cops

    Senate Gives Dept. Homeland Security Power to Waive All Laws

    By ROBERT SHULL

    In passing the Iraq War Supplemental yesterday, the Senate also gave the Secretary of Homeland Security the power to waive any and all law in the course of building roads and barriers along the U.S. borders -- without limit and with no checks and balances. The measure is part of the "REAL ID Act of 2005," the controversial immigration bill attached by the House as a rider to the Iraq war supplemental.

    The consequence of this decision is that Congress has given one man a license to waive any law, for any reason or for no reason at all. Michael Chertoff, the Secretary of Homeland Security, now has the power to simply waive away laws that protect the environment, safeguard public health, ensure consumer and workplace safety, prevent unfair business practices, and ban discrimination -- at his sole and unreviewable discretion.

    There is too much at stake to grant any government officials the power to waive all law. Immediately at stake, of course, are current environmental protections in the vicinity of the borders, but even more is at stake. These fences and roads will not build themselves-- they must be put in place by workers, who could lose all their workplace safety protections as well as their rights to collective bargaining or even overtime pay. This new power comes completely without limit; every law, from child labor to ethical contracting, can now be waived.

    Congressional supporters of this measure would like us to believe that this measure means only that DHS can speed up completion of one small stretch of fence in the "Smuggler's Gulch" area near San Diego. Nothing could be further from the truth. This measure is written so that Michael Chertoff will have unlimited authority to waive all law in the course of building roads and barriers and removing obstacles to the detection of illegal immigrants, and it applies anywhere in the vicinity of the borders. Earlier versions of this provision would have limited its scope just to environmental laws and just to Smuggler's Gulch, but the version now passed by both houses of Congress applies everywhere along the borders and applies to all laws on the books.

    We expect government officials to execute the law. No government agency should be above the laws that preserve America's democracy. Congress has granted the Secretary of Homeland Security unbridled authority to act however he sees fit, without consequence, accountability, and any opportunity for judicial review.

    [Robert Shull is Director of Regulatory Policy at OMB Watch.]

  51. Re:REAL ID (rights and priveleges) by davecb · · Score: 1
    Seumas writes: Driving is a privilege and not a right.

    Quite the contrary, one has the right to the quiet enjoyment of one's property. Everyone has a right to use a public road, and it can only be taken away if

    • you are using a motor vehicle, and
    • a court of competent jurisdiction takes your right away for cause, or
    • You have not met the age or competence standard for using a motor vehicle, an inherently dangerous thing.
    "Driving is a privilege and not a right" is an urban legend. If it wasn't a right, the cop could cancel your license on the spot.

    --dave

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  52. music norms? by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1


    Trent Reznor hasn't challenged anything, instead, he's jumped on the bandwagon. Bands, including ones on major labels too, have been distrubuting remix packs for years now. Just because Reznor is using Garageband and prior artists used Acid packs, that doesn't make Reznor's offering any more "open to the common user". You could even argue the opposite.