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  1. Re:You are correct sir on Why Corporates Hate Perl · · Score: 1

    So, is anyone willing to hire an old perl guy to work on RoR projects?

    Ah, but can you're having one of dose excerrent Hindi-tinged accents, sir?

  2. Re:Useless on FTC Bans Prerecorded Telemarketing Drivel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Jus' doin' mah job. ;)

  3. Re:Magpies are evil. on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is the airspeed of an unladen, drunken Australian magpie that is pining for the fjords?

  4. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh, the correlation was found, but you had to look at the evidence in a "special" way:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craniometry

  5. Re:The bird replies: on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Oh, grow up they do, eventually chirping: "Fark this nest, we no digg it no mo'."

  6. Re:The bird replies: on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but after the chicks grow up, they get off digg and spend more time on /. instead.

  7. The bird replies: on Magpies Are Self-Aware · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Looking at your posting history, you have entirely too many /. comments with Subject=='Hrmm'"

  8. Re:Ockham's Razor tells me.... on Why Corporates Hate Perl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You post invites the question:
    How many internal/script-driven systems have you seen
    over "a few" years old
    maintained by at least "a couple" different people,
    that don't end up a train wreck?
    The need to revamp a system is often more a question of when.
    So, you get to that point, and the question becomes:
    do we keep this funky old perl,
    or start from scratch with something relatively tidy and
    popular from a staffing perspective?

  9. Re:Sometimes the correct answer is the simplest on Why Corporates Hate Perl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Regular expressions are by no means a perl-only feature.
    Possibly not the best example of why perl is shunned.
    Perl is simply not winning the marketing war.

  10. Re:It's the slashdot effect! on Why Corporates Hate Perl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

  11. Re:Useless on FTC Bans Prerecorded Telemarketing Drivel · · Score: 3, Funny
    See, now, for some of us this presents no problem.
    For example, I get into an argument with Kurt Cobain every time I hear "Come As You Are":

    "And I swear that I don't have a gun"

    Yes, you do.

    "No, I don't have a gun"

    Yes, you do.

    "No, I don't have a gun"

    Yes, you do...

    Years of Nirvana and /.ing have decoupled me from the requirement to have an actual person to talk to.

  12. Re:Whats the point? on Dallas Schools Extend Homework Due Dates Indefinitely · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Grades haven't mattered much since Vietnam came, and accurate grading might have meant someone getting drafted.
    As with the rest of life, you get from education what you will.
    Once I figured that out, and concentrated on learning because ignorance is a bore, not because the school system was much help, life improved.

  13. Re:Confucius say on Dallas Schools Extend Homework Due Dates Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    Confucius say, Evan Sayet right.

  14. Re:No major injuries... on Japan Demands Probe of iPod Nano Flameouts · · Score: 3, Funny

    My nerve damage, bitterness and cling-on attitude resulted from an iPod accident, you privileged, condescending elitist. :'(

  15. Re:No major injuries... on Japan Demands Probe of iPod Nano Flameouts · · Score: 5, Funny

    losing your right hand a "minor" injury.

    But in /.-land, a tremendous setback to the love life.

  16. As I am fond of saying on Adobe Flash Ads Launching Clipboard Hijack Attacks · · Score: 1

    I get a little thrill of victory every time I block one of those things, it's great.

    Who is pleased easily is pleased often.

  17. Re:flashblock on Adobe Flash Ads Launching Clipboard Hijack Attacks · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is /., where over-engineering would be considered a virtue if laziness hadn't won out.

  18. Q: OK, what would that imply? on New Multi-GPU Technology With No Strings Attached · · Score: 3, Funny

    A: Satriani is a messenger from God.

  19. Re:It's the BIOS, not windows on Vendors Rally While Windows Sleeps · · Score: 1

    You can will an N810 inside your laptop?
    [gently nods head in respect tinged with envy]

  20. Re:Move over Moore. Gates' Law ... Updated. on One Third of New PCs Downgraded To XP? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if we slap a UI on it and make it asynchronous, we reach the nirvana of GUITAR.
    String handling like you've never felt it before!

  21. Re:Not exactly surprised... on One Third of New PCs Downgraded To XP? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More to the point, how much hardware would remain on the shelf without a little Redmond Driver Judo to throw the hardware into the shopping cart?

  22. Re:Move over Moore. Gates' Law ... Updated. on One Third of New PCs Downgraded To XP? · · Score: 1

    No no no, my friend: you must get the new 640GT: more aerodynamic.

  23. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 1

    Makes sense. The value of Boost::Regex is the natural C++ interface. I don't think there is a whole lot of substantial difference between the Boost license and BSD.

  24. I iNsist on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    I iNsist oN tHe rIght tO uSe zAmbinian cAmel cAse.

  25. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, you've implemented a perly regular expression library in straight STL?
    Yuda man.