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FTC Bans Prerecorded Telemarketing Drivel

coondoggie writes "In the ongoing battle to let us eat dinner in peace without being interrupted by amazingly annoying telemarketer blather, and in this case the even more infuriating recorded telemarketing drivel, the Federal Trade Commission today basically outlawed recorded telemarketing calls. Specifically, the FTC changed its venerable Telemarketing Sales Rule (TSR) to prohibit, as of Sept. 2009, telemarketing calls that deliver prerecorded messages, unless a consumer has agreed to accept such calls from a given caller/seller. Between now and 2009, telemarketers must provide an obvious, easy and quick way for consumers to opt-out of any call, the FTC said. Such an opt-out mechanism needs to be in place by December 1, 2008."

381 comments

  1. prerecorded by extirpater · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "telemarketing calls that deliver prerecorded messages"

    what if they use text to speech software? it's not prerecorded.

    am i looking for money lol

    1. Re:prerecorded by Vectronic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Holy Shit Stephen Hawking!, you're selling inflatable underwear? I'll buy a dozen if you autograph them!

    2. Re:prerecorded by rts008 · · Score: 1

      1. Congrat's for First Post!
      2. Hopefully it won't turn into something like "Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all!!"
      3. It's about fscking time!!!
      4. It's a shame it has to take 13 months to take effect, as it affects me now.
      5. *cue Foghorn Leghorn voice* "It's a joke son, a funny!"
      6. It will be interesting how they manage to get around this after the deadline...As they will.
      7. I hope my pessimism is quashed, and my hopeful is fulfilled. (not holding my breath)

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    3. Re:prerecorded by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually - as soon as it is in print it is prerecorded, the interface playing the recording is not of much interest then. If it's a human reading from a list or a machine doesn't matter much.

      If we can make this stick in court it can be interesting.

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    4. Re:prerecorded by b4upoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have an opt out button on my phone. It is automatic and activates every time I slam the phone into its cradle.

    5. Re:prerecorded by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 1

      That doesn't work on a significant percentage of pre-recorded calls I get - the bastards hang on to my line even after I hang up. That's already illegal, of course, but nothing ever seems to happen to them.

    6. Re:prerecorded by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      You will have to become a telecom operator in which case you may bill them for your services.

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    7. Re:prerecorded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mind in the gutter side of me was thinking you would say "I'll buy a dozen if they are used!" But after looking a second time, I realized you said "autographed".

    8. Re:prerecorded by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      One of the problems is that some telemarketers, and probably fraudsters are using VoIP lines that dump out on modem lines for large ISPs in various areas. I'm not sure exactly how their doing it but I have traced some of the calls back to these dial up access lines. I don't know if the servers have been hacked or if the ISP actually allows it but it seems to be causing some expenses for them as they are state to state long distance calls by the time they reach me.

      Of course they could be spoofing the ai for the caller ID and making it appear as if the calls are coming from the ISP. In either case, it is difficult to hold the right people accountable when you cannot track them down. But even then, you need to report what you think is illegal behavior.

      Here are a few sources in case you don't have them already
      Do Not Call' complaints: https://www.donotcall.gov/complaint/complaintcheck.aspx

      FTC complains about marketing practices and other stuff: https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/ (click in the wizzard)

      FCC, for complaints about junk faxes and telemarketing: https://esupport.fcc.gov/form1088/consumer.do

      There are probably more resources availible on a state level and but they would be dependent on the specific state. There might even be more on a federal level but those are the major ones I think.

    9. Re:prerecorded by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Never mind this is the "just hit delete" method of dealing with telephony spam.

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    10. Re:prerecorded by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      I had a job at a call center for a short while. We used a web based interface to control call volume, generally 200-450 lines in continuous operation with a 'press thru' rate of, oh hell what was it, 2-3%? Something 4-5 of us could handle with ease. The recording itself was actually just done by calling the number of whatever company was operating the dialer. Leaving a voice mail basically, certain states might of even heard my voice hawking some psuedo health insurance card. However it should be noted that on the web front end you could also set or 'spoof' the number that was to be displayed on Caller IDs. From what I could gather the people operating the dialer were a New Zealand company. Whether it placed the calls from there is unknown. Also parts of our operation (Auto Warranties) operating in such a manner as we would have our operaters transfer the caller to a diffrent company in another state, being careful to ensure it was a 3 way call that was transparent to the caller. I assume this was to shield the company from any angry customers... I quit not long after I started and never knew how they avoided legal issues. They operated a debt consolidation business in the same manner, as the thing is with warranties we could only call certain states, deep south was great... but with the debt consolidation, they were merely a subcontractor for a non profit corporation which allowed them to operate by a different set of rules. Basically automated dialing to all but a handful of states with little recourse for those called.

      During orientation, which featured a presentation featuring many obviously copyright clips the manager said with a laugh how they clear out their DNC (do not call) list every three months because by that time the people will have forgotten about them from 3 months prior. And with glee he stated that even for the few intrepid souls that brought them to court, it was relatively easy to be awarded favor by the small town courts they often found themselves in... I dunno it was an experience to say the least.

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    11. Re:prerecorded by TriggerFin · · Score: 1

      70% Funny, 30% Insightful, but should be the other way 'round.
      The summary, at least says"telemarketers must provide an obvious, easy and quick way for consumers to opt-out of any call...." That's any call, not all future calls. Hanging up the phone meets all the criteria, except that it isn't a method actually provided by the telemarketers.

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    12. Re:prerecorded by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      That is interesting. It shed a little or a lot of light onto the situation.

      I remember one call that caused me to start tracking stuff and reporting it to the feds was where the telemarketer, or scammer, I don't know which, but they got pissed when I told them to take me off their lists and any lists they have me associated with. The guy started mocking me and calling me queer, saying that he didn't have to do anything. I started to tell him that under ohio law, I could get $500 a pop (which I don't know if it is still true or not now) if they called me back after I told then not to. He then interpreted me and said he didn't care and that he couldn't be touched. He claimed I didn't have his phone number, I didn't have a name, I didn't have anything that could be used against him. Well, I record most of my calls because they contain information about work assignments and I called the telco letting them listen in order to file an harrasment complaint. The same guy called back about a week later and this time I was getting caller ID information. He didn't seem to remember me but it ended in much the same way as the other call. I then refiled a harassments complaint with the phone company and then started looking for numbers to complain to the feds on hoping to get something done about it. I found those forms I posted links to and complained on all of them. I got one more call from this place and then they just stopped altogether.

      Now, I'm having issues with someone who had my number 3 or 4 years ago who is going through a bankruptcy and the debt collectors don't believe me when I say he doesn't live here, never has, and I got the number when I moved and took out phone service out 3 years ago. I've had nothing but problems with this number, the guy operated a heating and cooling business from his house and for the first 2 years I got calls about furnaces or air conditioners not working right. These calls even came in at 3am during the winter the first year by people looking for emergency service.

    13. Re:prerecorded by EricTheO · · Score: 1

      That's phone abuse. Why take it out on your poor phone. The idea here is to "OPT-OUT", as in never have to answer the call in the first place. -Eric

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    14. Re:prerecorded by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      It's pretty vicious, I mean on one hand I used to think well it's just a phone call it can be ignored. But the people doing this stuff have little regard for anything but themselves. It was amazing to me the kind of people they had working there, marginalized people I guess one would say. Too bad a regulatory body can't mandate empathy for predatory businesses.

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  2. Useless by Joebert · · Score: 4, Insightful

    unless a consumer has agreed to accept such calls from a given caller/seller.

    Quit leaving that fucking hole in these things !

    Nobody ever willingly agrees to that shit, they're tricked into agreeing every single time.

    Nobody wants to fucking hear it, quit making laws that don't do anything other than calm people down for 5 minutes, you fucking assholes !

    God damnit, this shit is more irritating than the fucking telemarketers !

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    1. Re:Useless by Renraku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if the clause weren't in the FTC demand, it would still happen that way. Much like how in order to have ANY KIND OF CONTRACT with a company, as a consumer, you agree never ever to sue or hold them liable. Of course those things never stand up in court, but they sufficiently intimidate people enough.

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    2. Re:Useless by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, that's not true.

      I know lots of people that enjoy telemarking calls. My grandmother was one of them. I think she was lonely or something, but she always wanted to talk to them.. She'd ask how their day was, blah blah blah. She'd invite the freaking mormons and JW's in to talk.

      Just because you can't imagine why anyone would want to talk to them doesn't mean everyone must be tricked into it.

    3. Re:Useless by scubamage · · Score: 3, Funny

      Agreed, it depends on the day. When I used to skip all the time in highschool it was sometimes enjoyable to take a survey or just talk to someone. Gaming all day was fun, but it was nice to get some human contact - even if it was a marketer.

    4. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir! Please calm down. I believe what you need is a two night stay at one of our luxurious

    5. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When I pre-order a video game, I get a pre-recorded call the day before it comes out to remind me to pick it up. Should this be illegal?

    6. Re:Useless by EdIII · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well.... not everyone is stoned on the couch eating Cheetos and playing all day. I agree, if you are doing that then getting a call from a telemarketer can be fucking hilarious since they are paid to talk to you in the vain hopes of you remembering where you credit card might be. Under those circumstances I can entirely understand how one might want to get such calls. Kind of like reverse prank calling.

      On the other hand, there are plenty of older people who are suffering without medications because some telemarketing company drained their bank account of a couple hundred dollars which they need. There are also plenty of people that when they get home are so busy making dinner, taking care of children, and basically dealing with 9 million more important things than getting a phone call every 5 minutes from somebody wanting to sell you something.

      I'm all for it being both ways. Opt-in as well as Opt-out. That way all the grannies and stoner kids can sign up for a Telemarketer TeleBuddy(TM) and the rest of us can go on with our lives in peace.

    7. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, TFA is about recorded marketing calls. So, your grandma wouldnt actually have anyone to talk to.

    8. Re:Useless by aceofspades1217 · · Score: 2

      Agreed, it depends on the day. When I used to skip all the time in highschool it was sometimes enjoyable to take a survey or just talk to someone. Gaming all day was fun, but it was nice to get some human contact - even if it was a marketer.

      something tells me that your a sad sad kid :P

    9. Re:Useless by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny
      See, now, for some of us this presents no problem.
      For example, I get into an argument with Kurt Cobain every time I hear "Come As You Are":

      "And I swear that I don't have a gun"

      Yes, you do.

      "No, I don't have a gun"

      Yes, you do.

      "No, I don't have a gun"

      Yes, you do...

      Years of Nirvana and /.ing have decoupled me from the requirement to have an actual person to talk to.

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    10. Re:Useless by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 3, Informative

      You cannot enforce a contract with illegal considerations from either party. e.g. You cannot enforce a contract concerning drug trafficking in court.

    11. Re:Useless by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Yes.
      There's plenty of other methods for you to recieve this notification.

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    12. Re:Useless by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Not really.
      As a follower of Buddhism, it can be great karmic fun to try and convert them and watch/hear their reactions and back-pedaling.
      Also it can be a comical break from IYMBG (In Your Mom's Basement Gaming) while waiting for the pizza delivery.
      Where's your sense of adventure? ( clue: sad is a state of mind-where are you at?)

      When you get this reply, also check my reply to th First Poster, and take this reply as 'tongue in cheek', but really!.
       

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    13. Re:Useless by aceofspades1217 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You do understand that only applies to pre recorded messages. Last time I checked you ccan't pank a message.

      So look at the positive now all of our telemarketing calls are real people that we can screw with!

      Thanks FTC for giving us more entertainment during extreme boredom.

    14. Re:Useless by aceofspades1217 · · Score: 1

      Well what if its a message from my church or from Wal Greens. I wouldn't mind getting a "your prescription is ready" message and it to be outlawed just because they forget about legitimate usages

    15. Re:Useless by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      When I pre-order a video game, I get a pre-recorded call the day before it comes out to remind me to pick it up. Should this be illegal?

      RTFA

      "The change will not affect your ability to continue to receive calls that deliver informational prerecorded messages - notifying you, for example, that your flight has been cancelled, or that you have a service appointment. Such purely "informational" calls are not covered by the TSR because they do not attempt to sell the called party any goods or services, the FTC said."

    16. Re:Useless by Technician · · Score: 1

      Gaming all day was fun, but it was nice to get some human contact - even if it was a marketer.

      If only it were a person on the other end of the line instead of press 1 for engilish, press dos for espanyol....

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    17. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, let's make it illegal for telemarketers to talk to anyone but stoners and grannies over the phone. that'd discourage them enough to make them get a real job :P

    18. Re:Useless by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Contacting someone you do business with isn't illegal.

    19. Re:Useless by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The more troubling matter, is the government keeps inexplicably exempting itself and political calls from the rules.

      Calls for 'political surveys' and mass calls from a candidate are among the most annoying and most frequent telemarketing calls.

      [...] Of course those things never stand up in court, but they sufficiently intimidate people enough.

      The law should be such that the waiver is invalid, that it be illegal to put such a waiver and a criminal offense (fraud) for companies to put a clause like that in any contract, and their lawyers who drafted the illegal contract be held criminally liable as well as the company and its executives.

    20. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      such language!!

      highly inappropriate in the Internet ( unless you are discussing telemarketers -- which you weren't: you were discussing rule makers ) tee hee

    21. Re:Useless by AP31R0N · · Score: 2, Funny

      i always heard that as god, not gun.

      Ah well. Excuse me while i kiss this guy.

      The sky... kiss the sky. My bad.

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    22. Re:Useless by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Quit leaving that fucking hole in these things !

      Nobody ever willingly agrees to that shit, they're tricked into agreeing every single time.

      Or, the company outright lies and says you did. Or, since they're affiliated with a company who knows a guy who worked for a company that you actually did consent to this with, then they're covered.

      But, yes, basically an exemption that is big enough to drive a truck through. I get a lot of calls in which the telemarketers are sending a bogus caller ID and there's just a recording when you answer.

      I say take off and nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. :-P

      Cheers

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    23. Re:Useless by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Oh man, thank god I am in early or my coworkers would be wondering why I am crying. That was great.

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    24. Re:Useless by scubamage · · Score: 1

      May want to rethink that a little bit - I was home all the time from high school because my mother had to work, and my father was stuck home with cancer. I was miles ahead of the rest of my classmates, and I would have much rather spent the time with my dad than being couped up in a class room hearing what the difference between and adverb and an adjective was for the 900th time. I can pay to take classes any day, but I only had one father. Sadly, chemo and radiation therapies don't lend to people being the most awake and active so I spent a lot of the time alone, making sure he was still breathing.

    25. Re:Useless by skeeto · · Score: 1

      This little piece of advice circulated the Internet years ago:

      Andy Rooney's tips for telemarketers

      Three Little Words That Work !! The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..." Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

      Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

      It's satisfying sabotage. If enough people did this, telemarketing might become unprofitable. Now just find a way to do the same thing to spammers ...

    26. Re:Useless by th3rtythr33 · · Score: 0

      If you sign a contract waiving your rights it absolutely can be upheld in court, and your naivety will not save you. Automatic waiver by your actions is a different story.

    27. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the time it was written, he didn't have a gun. He probably couldn't have afforded it. When the album was released, he was on the street.

      Plus its grunge, so its supposed to have an ironic contradictory meaning. I mean "rape me" is an anti rape song. "Polly" is anti kidnapping. "Teen Spirit" is anti teen spirit. "Ape Me" is anti primate. "Mr. Moustache" is anti facial hair. "Gallons of rubbing alcohol running through the strip" is anti whatever you think it is. The list just goes on.

    28. Re:Useless by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 1

      i smoke pot, and the more i smoke, the less inclined i am to listen to their bullshit, which i am not inclined to listen to in the first place.

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    29. Re:Useless by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that debt collector is not trying to sell any goods or services either... they just want to collect money to pass on to those who did request their services.

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    30. Re:Useless by Blkdeath · · Score: 1

      You do understand that only applies to pre recorded messages. Last time I checked you ccan't pank a message.

      So look at the positive now all of our telemarketing calls are real people that we can screw with!

      Thanks FTC for giving us more entertainment during extreme boredom.

      Some time ago I got a pre-recorded message telling me I'd won a drastic discount on a cruise or trip or some such nonsense. The message gave me but one option; press 1 to talk to someone to arrange the details. No opt-out option except to hang up which, of course, would result in a repeat phone call until I pressed 1. So I pressed 1. The guy comes on the line and instantly he's into his sales pitch of congratulations, and oh happy day, and what name would you like to appear on your boarding pass? So I immediately request to be removed from their calling list as he responds with "Suck my f'ing d'k you f'ing {etc..}".

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    31. Re:Useless by ultranova · · Score: 1

      When I pre-order a video game, I get a pre-recorded call the day before it comes out to remind me to pick it up. Should this be illegal?

      No, because it isn't marketing anything, it's simply informing you on the progress of a priorly started transaction.

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    32. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Court? Who is allowed to go to court now a days? 95% of the contract agreements I've seen lately seek arbitration instead of court.

    33. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well a good example of intimidation is when the police run their fund raisers. Especially in cities like Troy, NY where a large portion of the force is corrupt (To serve and protect...The Rich...). You don't want to be rude like for a normal call, but you don't want to give them money either.

    34. Re:Useless by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like to get DEVO and Gary Numan to talk to each other. Specifically, Jocko Homo vs. Conversation.

      • Gary Numan: "We are not gods"
      • DEVO: "Are we not men?"
      • Gary Numan: "We are not men"
      • DEVO: "We are DEVO!"
      • Gary Numan: "We are not making claims."
      • DEVO: "We're pinheads now. We are not whole."
      • Gary Numan: "We are only boys."
      • DEVO: "We're pinheads all! Jocko Homo."
      • Gary Numan: "You are not strong. You are not force."
      • DEVO: "Are we not men?"
      • Gary Numan: "You are not regular."
      • DEVO: "D - E - V - O!"
      • Gary Numan: "You are just wrong."

      See?

    35. Re:Useless by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Still a miracle of clarity compared to Credence Clearwater Revival. Why are they always singing about a bathroom on the right? And what's this about watching "Lorraine go down on me?" I guess that's better than Aerosmith. At least they're not loving an alligator.

    36. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this get modded Funny? It's Insightful. My dad is the same way. Apparently, so are a lot of seniors. The Funny goes right out of it when they start losing money, too.

    37. Re:Useless by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      First of all, calm down. No lives are at stake here, you can ease up on the exclamation marks.

      Secondly, what about a situation where I sign up for a "joke-a-day" phone call service? You're saying that the FTC should make that service illegal, even if it may have thousands of users and have never gotten any FTC complaints. If you slow down and think about it for a minute, you'll see that makes perfect sense.

    38. Re:Useless by skarphace · · Score: 1

      If you sign a contract waiving your rights it absolutely can be upheld in court, and your naivety will not save you. Automatic waiver by your actions is a different story.

      Liberties, maybe. But rights are inalienable. As a citizen, you are not allowed to contract yourself into slavery or give up your right to free speech.

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    39. Re:Useless by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The main point is, if you're called by a real person, you can say "Remove me from your list" and they are legally forced to comply. Recordings can't hear you, so there's no way to opt-out.

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    40. Re:Useless by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Jus' doin' mah job. ;)

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    41. Re:Useless by revmoo · · Score: 1

      We get this crap all day long at my office. It's so annoying, and I've come to find out that the Do-Not-Call list does NOT apply to businesses. Why the fuck not?!?!

      So I just press 1 to get the person on the line and then place them on hold. Usually they hold for 5-15 minutes. I figure if I'm tying up their phone line, that is one less call they are bothering other people with.

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    42. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No opt out, only independently confirmed opt-in with unconditional expiration in 90 days or less, and with opt in being completely separated from all other transactions. And don't forget the part about mandatory capital punishment!

    43. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dealt with an organization like that. Press one number to talk to someone, press another if you aren't interested. The second number didn't stop the calls. Asking them to stop lead to big fights about why they I should care if they keep calling. Trying to sign up for their "card services" always ended up with me being ineligible (I tried a number of different answers). I never did get them to stop calling. They stopped when the FTC or FCC finally shut them down. Criminal organizations don't care about breaking the laws. For some reason the people who "work" for them think it's acceptable to commit crimes if it's for someone else. I heard, "I just work here" so many times.

    44. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about automatic notifications of medical appointments, etc?

    45. Re:Useless by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      IANAL but I'm almost certain you cannot give up your right to sue without some other fair alternative dispute resolution measure (arbitration?) specified.

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    46. Re:Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you really have a sad life if the only human contact you have is an asshole marketer on the phone. Damn dude put down you joy stick and get outside.

  3. Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    It's called hanging up.

    1. Re:Opt Out? by bobbocanfly · · Score: 1

      YES! The first thing I thought of when it said "easy way to opt-out" was hanging up. Only the the (UK|US) government (yes I know this is about America, but I could see this spreading across the Atlantic very quickly) could come up with another of these silly little laws that fix a "problem" that can be solved a little of bit common sense.

    2. Re:Opt Out? by icebike · · Score: 1

      "telemarketers must provide an obvious easy and quick way for consumers to opt-out of any call"

      And where would the telemarketers make this opt out "of any call" known? In the very call they are providing the opt out?

      I have to get up from the table to answer a call telling me I have the option of hanging up?

      Thank you FTC!! You guys are a real piece of work!!

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    3. Re:Opt Out? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      Sounds great in theory.

      Now what do you do when the automated calling software sucks and if you don't wait x amount of time before hanging up, it calls back 2 or 3 times?

      I get those calls all the time.
      At work.

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    4. Re:Opt Out? by crywolf · · Score: 1

      I have taken to answering calls with an unknown number and just listening, not saying anything. The dialers usually require some speech on your part before trying to connect you with an agent, so eventually it just gives up. It makes me happy, though, to tie up one of their lines for about 30 seconds.

      Of course, this is a less effective strategy with pre-recorded calls.

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    5. Re:Opt Out? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      That 20 seconds is costing them maybe 1 additional phone call, which probably has a purchase through rate of something like 1/500.

      If you really wanted to screw them, you'd listen to the whole message and then do whatever's necessary to connect to an agent, and then have them explain each and every aspect of whatever it is they're trying to sell in the greatest possible detail, forcing them to repeat themselves as often as possible in order to tie up real human beings (in addition to the line) for as long as possible.

      Ideally, you would repeatedly ask insightful questions which give the appearance of interest in the product or service being sold, but which require the operator to consult with multiple people (such as supervisors) in order to answer.

      Of course, with offshore calling centres and VOIP, you could keep them on the phone for an hour and probably cost them about $7. Is it worth your time? Maybe if you had nothing better to do. It could certainly be helpful in hurting these guys financially if you and a hundred thousand other people did it for each and every call for a month or two straight.

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    6. Re:Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And if that doesn't work, use an air horn to blast the first human being you get connected to.

      Yes I know mean people suck, but I once reduced a telemarketer for Arthur Murray Dance Studios to racking sobs by telling her during a telemarketing call that I wanted to send them some money anyway, even though both of my legs were blown off in Vietnam.

    7. Re:Opt Out? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      My mother passed away about a month and a half ago and I've been staying with my father to help him through the time and to get some comfort during this time as well.

      I take great joy, my mother got a lot of harrassing calls begging for money which she'd always end up giving them, in telling them that she's dead. (Don't mistake that for me being joyful that she's dead, of course, the joy is in getting to hear their responses.)

      You *can* tell a political party, a prior business relationship member, or a charity to put you on their personal DNC list.

      The first couple of weeks I was pretty cold about it but now I actually have had some fun with it. Sometimes they're automated messages with a call back number with a reference ID - the past couple appear to be trying to collect some sort of debt which I'm pretty sure she didn't have any debt - from some collection agency. They're the coldest and that makes them the most fun to play with.

      When it first happened we were getting no less than a FEW DOZEN per day. Now it's less than one per day so I almost regret that I didn't save some until I felt better.

      The pisser was that while the EMTs were packing up and life was quickly going to hell and I was fielding dozens of calls from around the country (scattered family and friends) one of the calls was actually to sell her life insurance. Given that I was still in shock, she was still on the floor, and I was in tears you can only imagine the choice words I had for the poor lady on the other end of the line. In hindsight? It was a beautiful thing.

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    8. Re:Opt Out? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Prerecorded calls are already banned in the UK.
      There are very strict regulations on calling multiple numbers from a single marketer (when one person answers first, get the marketer, and the others are disconnected).

      That's probably why you don't think it's a problem ;-).

    9. Re:Opt Out? by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Cell phone owners get charged for calls. How is hanging up a viable solution?

    10. Re:Opt Out? by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

      If I'm not busy, I find just pressing "1" immediately gets me the "live" operator. Then depending on my mood I either
      1:) Say nothing amd snicker to myself while they keep saying "hello", "hello", "is anybody out there?"
      2:) ask them "why they do this for a job? People hate them so why would you do this." this line usually gets them pretty angry
      3:) ask them about the product and just yank their chain to keep them on the line and burning up their time. (I gotta be pretty bored to do this one, so I don't do it often)

      Usually I do 1, cause it takes zero time. Just press 1 instead of hanging up and put the phone down. The idea is that the telemarketers are using these techniques to reduce their costs. So we as the victims need to raise their costs back up again to discourage the behavior. Its all about cost. Why else is spam so prevalent. It costs nothing basically, so there is alot of it. The T-Marketers at least have to pay for a phone line and a robo-dialer and some droid in case somebody wants to actually connect to their dumb message.

      Obviously, you only do this on a landline where your not being charged minutes...

    11. Re:Opt Out? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Hang up, and they'll try calling back later. Cuss them out, and they'll try calling back later. Anything other than "removing me from your calling list," and they'll try calling back later.

    12. Re:Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. Hang up each time they call.

    13. Re:Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caller ID. Reject unknown numbers.

    14. Re:Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be so whiny. Unless you are being harassed, when you are called by a telemarketer immediately say "no, thanks" and hang up. No big deal. You certainly don't need federal legislation to handle such a trivial matter.

    15. Re:Opt Out? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "immediately say "no, thanks" and hang up."

      If you simply say "no thanks," they will call back again later. You must say "remove me from your calling list." Telemarketing outfits make their money by number of calls made, and it is in their financial interest to do everything they can to keep you on their list. Any degree of ambiguity will be used as an implicit approval of future calls.

    16. Re:Opt Out? by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      Some cell phone companies let you block particular numbers. Almost all of them will provide caller ID information of the calling number. Take that information, and report it to the FCC. You can also report it to the FTC, but the FCC seems to be better funded.

      What I also did was to add the caller ID information to the cellphone's contact list, with the name "Junk Call", so I know not to answer that particular idiot again. They may never use that phone number again, but if they do, I won't be charged minutes.

    17. Re:Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that will get them to stop calling you? Fantastic!

    18. Re:Opt Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They get paid on sales closed, not calls made. If you explicitely tell them you never make purchases from unsolicited calls, and that any further calling would be construed as harassment, and prosecuted as such, they generally stop. If they call a second time, you get all the info from them that they will give, addresses, phone numbers, etc..., and then tell them of the previous call, it's date and time, and that next call you receive from them will be referred to your state's attorney general they will go away.

      I even got that fucking car warranty shit to stop calling.

    19. Re:Opt Out? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "If they call a second time, you get all the info from them that they will give, addresses, phone numbers, etc."

      That they choose to give. They're supposed to give you all the necessary information to track them down, but there's little, if any, recourse if they decide not to anyway.

      "and that next call you receive from them will be referred to your state's attorney general they will go away."

      And then they'll point out that they were following the letter of the law, while you never uttered the words "remove" "me" and "calling list."

    20. Re:Opt Out? by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      I only get one call from particular numbers, they regularly change (or forge) different numbers.

  4. Opt out? by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I bet the opt-out option will be right at the end of the marketing spiel, long after the target of the advertising has hung up.

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  5. Finally! by StDoodle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's all well and good to know that you're supposed to tell someone to remove you from their call list when you actually have a human on the other end, but the endless calls to my work number (it's on the DNC list, but is too new to have propagated) by machines wishing to inform me of my vehicle's possible "out-of-warranty status" need to end.

    1. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..by machines wishing to inform me of my vehicle's possible "out-of-warranty status" need to end.

      Interesting that you bring that up. Today I got a call on my work cell phone from a number I didn't recognize, and it ended up being one of those BS recordings saying my vehicle warranty needed to be renewed and that would be my last warning. I know my vehicle wasn't under warranty in the first place so I knew it was BS immediately when the recording started playing. If it helps others at all, the number is 973-366-6557. It would be nice to get myself removed from their lists but I figure they will just keep calling if they know there's someone on the other side.

    2. Re:Finally! by v1 · · Score: 1

      I didn't used to get any of these until what, three or four months ago. Now there's several of them on my machine every week when I get home from work. I found them humorous at first since I drive a 92 explorer. (orly?)

      One of the times I let the recording play all the way to the end because I happened to be home, and at the end it said something like "press 1 to be removed from our list". I pressed 1, and was greeted with that familiar sound of a long distance line hanging up.

      And there were two more recorded calls on my machine the next evening. So clearly this is not an honest attempt to implement list removal.

      Besides not being effective, it's annoying to have a message on your machine every evening that ends with "press 1 to be removed from our list"... kinda hard for my answering machine to press "1" isn't it? Then on the one day I happen to BE home to press 1, they ignore me.

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    3. Re:Finally! by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      Ah, how naive... what good is having DNC lists or new laws if I am unable to identify the source of the call?? Caller ID comes up unknown, pressing 1 to reach them doesn't work. And these are not even out-of-US companies. Of course I am not sure how they usually make money as in order to buy that car warranty I'd have to have a way to reach them.

    4. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lucky bastard. You bought your explorer the one year that Ford offered a 16 year warranty.

    5. Re:Finally! by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      They change their number frequently, if it even is their real number. I think they go through the list of numbers, change, and do it again.

    6. Re:Finally! by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      machines wishing to inform me of my vehicle's possible "out-of-warranty status" need to end.

      Sadly, they continue refusing to provide warranty for my 1972 Dodge Dart. In spite of the 3 minutes of my wasted time, It's still entertaining to me to hear the excitement of the TM turn to pwnd.

    7. Re:Finally! by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      I had been getting that same EXACT call. "Your factory warranty blah blah blah..."

      I finally waited until a human picked up on the other end, and threatened to drown her in a bucket of her mother's blood.

      No calls since.

    8. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all well and good to know that you're supposed to tell someone to remove you from their call list when you actually have a human on the other end, but the endless calls to my work number (it's on the DNC list, but is too new to have propagated) by machines wishing to inform me of my vehicle's possible "out-of-warranty status" need to end.

      Ahhh, yes. The auto warranty scam. The caller-id is false, and if you ask the live person "What company are you with?" they will hang up. Those scammers bought their auto dialer, a phone list, and they will work it to death. They do not have the talent or inclination to edit the list for DNCs or cell numbers.

    9. Re:Finally! by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

      the endless calls to my work number (it's on the DNC list, but is too new to have propagated) by machines wishing to inform me of my vehicle's possible "out-of-warranty status" need to end.

      The vehicle "out-of-warranty" callers do not use the DNC list anyway. They appear to be boiler-room operations, and you can expect them to operate in a similar manner to Grim Reaper Gutters.

    10. Re:Finally! by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      If you actually see the number, write it down look it up on http://800notes.com/ and if it's not there, report it. Sometimes I see class action lawsuits form based on illegal collection agency actions. Also, report it to the FTC.

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    11. Re:Finally! by killmofasta · · Score: 1

      Although I have asked to be on their do not call list, BEFORE the first call( I got the scam post card), I have recieved three calls. The prerecorded messages point to the same Florida/Pennsulvania dirt bags. The FCC has done nothing after repeated complaints.

    12. Re:Finally! by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      It's all well and good to know that you're supposed to tell someone to remove you from their call list when you actually have a human on the other end, but the endless calls to my work number (it's on the DNC list, but is too new to have propagated) by machines wishing to inform me of my vehicle's possible "out-of-warranty status" need to end.

      Despite the fact that you hadn't made it through the DNC list yet, that particular call is illegal for a number of reasons. I received the same call and complained to the FCC. Certain type of prerecorded telemarketing are already illegal, there was no opt-out information, in my case it was a call to a cellphone, and claiming a prior relationship is fraudulent. (My warranty did not, in fact, recently expire on my 14 year old car purchased from a friend.)

      Anyways, the FCC has forms online for this sort of thing. Fill them out at every opportunity.

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  6. Exemptions? by XanC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Usually when government bans things like this, it exempts itself from the ban. For example, does this at all affect prerecorded political calls?

    1. Re:Exemptions? by rebewt · · Score: 5, Informative

      Had you have read TFA you would know that it doesn't ban political robocalls.

    2. Re:Exemptions? by CYwo1f · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It likely does. It takes effect right AFTER the election after all.

    3. Re:Exemptions? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Usually when government bans things like this, it exempts itself from the ban. For example, does this at all affect prerecorded political calls?

      Speech is a very dangerous to start banning... So they only ever ban "commercial" speech, and leave non-profits and political discourse alone.

      A law restricting political calls is almost guaranteed to be thrown out by the Supreme Court on the first challenge. And don't count on a constitutional amendment being passed to address everyone's minor annoyances...

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    4. Re:Exemptions? by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. Political speech needs to always be protected; it's a fundamental aspect of democracy. Some people even believe that the first amendment was referring specifically to political speech.

      On a somewhat unrelated note, the FTC making regulations like this isn't exactly law, because the FTC is an executive agency. But it more or less has the force of law.

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    5. Re:Exemptions? by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A law restricting political calls is almost guaranteed to be thrown out by the Supreme Court on the first challenge.

      The right to speech does not imply the obligation to listen. As long as I still pay the phone bill, its my phone, and nothing in the constitution says I must share it.

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    6. Re:Exemptions? by Firehed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed it is. But free speech - political or otherwise - can still be harassment, which remains illegal. I'm hardly an expert on tort law (hell, I don't know if harassment is even falls into the category), but I see no reason you couldn't sue if not press criminal charges if it's serious enough.

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    7. Re:Exemptions? by EdIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      EXACTLY!!

      They are not banning commercial, political, or unpopular speech in any way whatsoever. What they are acknowledging is that we all have a right to restrict who can invade our privacy, or interrupt our peaceful enjoyment of our property. There is a big difference between stopped in the middle of the street by someone asking you what you believe in or if you want a widget and a salesman sticking his foot in your door.

      The telemarketing laws, and any resultant laws restricting political, charitable, or even religious telephone calls, would amount to nothing more than a "NO SOLICITORS" sign on your telephone instead of your front door.

      This is incredibly important since there are so many ways a person can be communicated to these days. Instant messaging, SMS, MMS, VOIP, Email, etc. If we don't allow somebody the ability to restrict unsolicited communications on these channels, then they will become useless with an astronomically low signal to noise ratio. Before the telemarketing laws got enacted corporations were getting busy signals trying to contact people!

      The basic principles and goals behind telemarketing and SPAM are the same. What is needed are new laws which encompass ALL of these channels at the same time and define what is unsolicited.

      Political and Charitable marketing communications are by their very nature unsolicited.

    8. Re:Exemptions? by arth1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speech is a very dangerous to start banning... So they only ever ban "commercial" speech, and leave non-profits and political discourse alone.

      I agree. But when did a pre-recorded message become "speech"?
      If McCain wants to call me to tell me bad things about Obama, let him, but then I want to hear him in person. His right to talk to me stops when he prevents himself from hearing me hanging up on him.

      I also wish there was a way to temporarily block a phone for all calls except emergencies from numbers registered as such. Few things are as horrible as sitting waiting for a call from a hospital, and all you get are telemarketing calls.

    9. Re:Exemptions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Political speech needs to always be protected; it's a fundamental aspect of democracy.

      In the public, yes, in the confines of my home, NO. An undesired phone call is an intrusion into my home. One as others have pointed out here is a form of trespass. Repetitive calling beyond being informed not to is harassmenet. When a politician or their representative calls my home they are told "thankyou for letting me know who is far too rude and anti-social to vote for, now please remove me from your calling list because I will never vote for anyone who does not respect my rights within my home." So called charities get a similar statement.

      Like other spam, as long as it is profitable to the spammer they will continue, till enough people stand up and make it clear to policticians that this is unacceptable they won't stop and they won't have the decency to ban telemarketing altogether nor make it an opt in process. We the people need to take our government back.

    10. Re:Exemptions? by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

      Although it seems harder for true political speech to be harassment, that is a good point. But free speech does not imply immunity from consequences, which is a distinction people don't often realize. The government can't keep you from saying something, but if it's harming someone else they can seek reparations.

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    11. Re:Exemptions? by v1 · · Score: 1

      from what I've seen so far, 100% of laws passed that could interfere with political campaigning exempt political calls. They probably realize the voters are noticing this duality, but universally consider it minor enough to get away with. (a minor enough corruption to be considered 'acceptable' I suppose?) Sort of like how a used car salesman doesn't mind getting caught in a lie or two here or there.

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    12. Re:Exemptions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. But when did a pre-recorded message become "speech"?

      It is. As much as broadcasted video's and anything written, pre-recorded message is speech. However, you're free to say anything you want, but not any way you want to... If you'd shout your message through the streets with a car carrying a MW sound system at 4 am you'd get in trouble for it... no matter what you say.

      If McCain wants to call me to tell me bad things about Obama, let him, but then I want to hear him in person. His right to talk to me stops when he prevents himself from hearing me hanging up on him.

      That's a very nice way of phrasing it... I completely agree. It's *your* phone dammit!

      When I called some people in the USA some while back I was actually surprised by all the anti-marketing technology I met. I dont know why, but it's not such a terrible problem here in the Netherlands. I very rarely get marketing calls at home (twice a year perhaps?). People around here certainly dont have computerized voices asking for a name before they pick up and stuff.

      At work we got them more, like a couple a week. Most of them were telecommunications companies trying to get you to switch over to their service. The first thing I ask for is if they can give me a telephone number so I can call them back later. Because these phone calls are done by stupid call centers, they usually say they don't have one.

      I tell them that's pretty damn stupid for a telephone company.... They usually try to explain to me that the sales department doesnt have a number to call but the support dep does, or a similar excuse.

      Finally i tell them that's very unfortunate, because I have a strict policy of not buying anything from people I can't reach, I'd appreciate it if they wouldnt call again and doing so anyways would be counter productive... they do keep lists of numbers not to call again.

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    13. Re:Exemptions? by mpe · · Score: 1

      The first thing I ask for is if they can give me a telephone number so I can call them back later. Because these phone calls are done by stupid call centers, they usually say they don't have one.

      Most likely it's a third party doing the calling.

      I tell them that's pretty damn stupid for a telephone company.... They usually try to explain to me that the sales department doesnt have a number to call but the support dep does, or a similar excuse.
      Finally i tell them that's very unfortunate, because I have a strict policy of not buying anything from people I can't reach,


      It's amazing how so many companies don't understand the idea of customers contacting them, looking on their website, etc.

    14. Re:Exemptions? by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      I also wish there was a way to temporarily block a phone for all calls except emergencies from numbers registered as such.

      An ACL based on CallerID?

      ifallow=ring
      ifdeny=fuckoff

      I'm sure this already exists in one form or another but am too lazy to find a reference.

    15. Re:Exemptions? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it exists, and you can build it yourself.

      Back when I actually had a hard line I would come in from work and there would 20 calls on my voice mail from bill collectors looking for the ex-Bitch. There would also be a dozen or so telemarketer calls. I had a big ass answering machine.

      I found a small shareware program on the net that would use the caller id information in my modem to route the call depending on one of three lists. A white list and the computer would ring, not the phone, and it would let the call through. The grey list and the computer wouldn't ring but would let the call through to let the machine get it. A black list and the computer would simplely lift the phone line, wait a second, then hang up.

      The black list could be summed up as "*". The white list had a few friends and family on it. It solved all my problems and it stayed that way for a year. Then I noticed that my phone never rang, and the answering machine never had any messages. But the hard line was busy all the time because I would hear the computer pick up and hang up click.

      Then I realized that everyone that I wanted to talk to had my cell phone and everyone that I didn't had my hard line. Fifteen minutes later and a phone call to the phone company that stopped being an issue. Safe to say that if you don't' hae my cell number I don't want to talk to you.

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    16. Re:Exemptions? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      But when did a pre-recorded message become "speech"?

      About a century after a drawing/picture became "speech".

      His right to talk to me stops when he prevents himself from hearing me hanging up on him.

      There's no such provision in any laws, and I doubt you could come up with anything on paper that would effectively restrict pre-recorded calls without serious collateral damage to other very important freedoms that you do (or, at least, you should) value.

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    17. Re:Exemptions? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The right to speech does not imply the obligation to listen.

      You can hang-up your phone at any time, and you can opt not to pick it up while it is ringing as well.

      As long as I still pay the phone bill, its my phone, and nothing in the constitution says I must share it.

      There is no "sharing" involved in receiving a call.

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  7. One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by religious+freak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's one thing that is conspicuously missing from do not call lists, and that is the ability to opt out of ANY kind of call you receive.

    Currently, you're not able to opt out of receiving political or charitable calls. There are companies out there masquerading as charities and calling folks. I'm on their list and have been told several times that I cannot and will not be removed from their lists, because they don't have to.

    Once the FTC fixes this, then I'll be impressed.

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    1. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is why god invented murder. just start culling these people from society.

    2. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by laejoh · · Score: 0

      and that is the ability to opt out of ANY kind of call you receive.

      Come on, this is slashdot!, just disable the speaker on your phone! Can't you turn it's volume all down?

    3. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Bullshit - once you tell them not to call you, they can't call you - regardless of whether it's a so-called Charitable or Political call.

      Find out who they are - go to the Police, tell them you're being harassed by wire. Swear out a complaint. Call the politicians - get them on the phone, tell them flat out that you absolutely positively WILL NOT vote for anyone who robocalls people who are on the Do Not Call list. Go to their fundraising events, and ask them face-to-face why they refuse to honor the Do Not Call list - make them squirm in front of as many people as you possibly can by asking that question publicly and loudly. Don't let them get away until they answer it - ask if you can have their home phone number to call THEM to discuss the campaign...

      File complaints with the FTC (donotcall.gov) and the FCC's online system. Regardless of whether these people are allegedly exempted now, the more complaints the FCC and FTC get, the more apt they are to refine the law to revoke the alleged exemptions.

      And I say 'alleged exemptions' because the SCOTUS has ruled in many cases that you do not have to listen to any message put forth by anyone. You can't be forced to read something, receive something, or listen to it because to do so would be tantamount to legalizing a form of trespass. If you post a sign saying "No trespassing, no soliciting, post no bills", etc. then that's it - they have to honor it. That's the way it is in meatspace - and I've used it against all manner of junk mailers. There's absolutely no reason why it shouldn't apply to the telephone as well - once I put my number on a list - which I do so of my own volition - then damn it, I've posted the NO TRESPASSING sign and you violate it at your own peril.

    4. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by donbriggs · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can read the above. And Yes, I AM a geek.

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    5. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by EdIII · · Score: 1

      That will never happen in a million billion years.

      Politicians practically NEVER enact laws that restrain their own actions. They are literally above the law, since they write the law.

      Basic human nature here. I agree the hypocrisy is so thick you can't see through it. What you are looking for is part of a larger need for campaign finance and election reform BADLY needed in this country to counter the rampant corruption in our legislative bodies. So far there has been some writings and lip service, but never anything meaningful voted in.

      I would not be surprised that if in 50 years a politician can beam an interactive hologram into your living room during dinner to talk to you about his positions, but a company doing the same thing would get the death sentence handed out to the executives.

      Senator Craig was a great example. The way that man acted towards the officer and the things he said indicated an overwhelming perception that he was above any of the laws that govern the rest of us.

    6. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fix it yourself with Asterisk. Numbers not on the white list are dumped into recorded phone tree maze with endless loops of meaningless choices and no way out except to hang up. It would be even better with a plugin that could try and string them on for a while without actually divulging any meaningful information by responding at pauses with phrases like "that sounds interesting", "uh-huh", and "I'm not sure" the goal being to waste as much of the telemarketer's time as possible on a dead end call (i.e. no sale) before they hang up in frustration.

    7. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's one thing that is conspicuously missing from do not call lists, and that is the ability to opt out of ANY kind of call you receive.

      Sarcastically, the answer then is to not have a phone. If you mean you still want calls from people you give your number to, using a cellphone as your main phone works fairly well.

    8. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Step 1) Start sending them bricks anonymously. Make sure you don't put enough postage on the package, so they have to pay to receive it.

      Step 2) Make a note that it is a charitable donation and that they cannot and will not be removed from your list.

      Step 2a) Convince Slashdot and Digg to do the same

      Step 3) Profit? We don't need no stinking profit!

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    9. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an easy way to opt out of ANY kind of call you receive... get rid of the telephone.

      What, you can't do that? Then maybe you don't really want to opt out of ANY kind of call after all, do you?

    10. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by KGIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tell them to re-read the law and then report them. AFAIK They can cold call you. You may then tell that specific organization to not call you again and they must honor that request within 30 (or is it 90?) business days. If, after that time, they call you again they are subject to fines up to $11,000.

      (I was a SysOp for ICT - a telecommunications/market firm ages ago and follow the laws fairly clearly. However, the .gov site is down at the moment, IANAL, and I don't follow the changes as closely as I should.)

      The above is not, as I recall, from the DNC but rather predates it with the TCPA from 1991. (Yep, IS0-9002 was a lot like hell to go through but set ICT apart from the rest, but I digress.)

      As I recall any one specific organization can be told to place you on their INTERNAL DNC which is not to be confused with the national registry. I had long since hung my shingle out and abandoned regular employment by the time the DNC rolled around but I'm 99.999% certain that no provisions in the TCPA were over-ridden by the DNC other than providing statutes for a national registry and a requirement for some businesses to use said registry.

      Yeah, it kind of sucks but you *can* get the vast majority of them fairly quickly if you're getting a lot of calls. I have a post earlier in this thread that deals with some issues I've dealt with quite recently and the effectiveness of that. It is some work but the TCPA is not to be ignored - though many people are ignorant of its benefits for us, the consumers, and so it goes...

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    11. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I currently do this at two of our facilities. Puts them on hold for around 30 seconds, starts the phone ringing like it's going to an operator and then puts them on hold again.

      I've seen some sit in the loop for over seven minutes. I just love it!

    12. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like astcrapper? http://astcrapper.jdhaesloop.com/

    13. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Phone companies need to learn from instant messaging software. Make a 'Block Last Caller' button!

    14. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      There are companies out there masquerading as charities and calling folks.

      Wouldn't the penalties for establishing a fraudulent charity be quite a bit worse than the penalties for calling someone that has told you to stop? Besides that, it seems like every time I hear about some kind of fake charity it's a cover for something like money laundering, so they'd probably get an FBI investigation pretty quickly, too.

    15. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just talk dirty to them.

      nothing like the personal touch.

      jr

    16. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      The real question is why isn't it an Opt-in list that starts blank? Seeing as how that would be a shorter list that would be easier to maintain.

    17. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      There shouldn't be "Do not call" lists with those who do not wish to be called.
      There should be "Call me" lists with those who want to receive calls.

      Receiving telemarketing calls and religious or political propaganda should be Opt-In, not Opt-Out.

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    18. Re:One MAJOR item missing from do not call lists by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the deal is with this company, but they are literally crooks. I don't know how they are staying out of jail and in business. I won't waste the space or time into getting into the particulars, but they have been investigated by the FTC a number of times and even been called to testify before congressional panels for their assholishness.

      They first got their hooks in my girlfriend after asking for money for firefighters days after 9/11. Ever since, I cannot get them to stop calling. Of the money they collect for "charity" they take 80+% for fund raising fees. And many times the charities themselves are not distributing money efficiently. It literally astonishes me that this is actually something people do.

      http://civicdevelopment.net/cdg_vs_me (this is not me, just an interesting story about CDG)

      http://oversight.house.gov/story.asp?ID=1666http://oversight.house.gov/story.asp?ID=1666

      Blows my f%^&** mind

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  8. Those are AWFUL by XanC · · Score: 1

    I usually let calls from unknown numbers leave a message, and that doesn't give me much chance to push that 9 button. I'll hear from them over and over.

    1. Re:Those are AWFUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the f***.

      Around here (Austria), there's a public "do not call these numbers for marketing" list and you can ask "the government" to put your phone number on it. When you get unsolicited calls from someone trying to sell you something despite your being on the list, sue them out of existence. (note that all the court costs are covered by the losing side)

      Acts as a good deterrent.

    2. Re:Those are AWFUL by mpe · · Score: 1

      Around here (Austria), there's a public "do not call these numbers for marketing" list and you can ask "the government" to put your phone number on it. When you get unsolicited calls from someone trying to sell you something despite your being on the list, sue them out of existence. (note that all the court costs are covered by the losing side)

      How do you deal with someone calling you from outside the EU? Or someone who won't tell you their address...

    3. Re:Those are AWFUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also don't answer unknown numbers that are obviously sales spiels (thank $deity for Caller ID). In a small repair shop I just started at, the other girl working there has me answer every phone call, whether I can identify it as a telemarketer from the ID or not (look, if I say it's a sales call it's a sales call and you just told me not to answer those...why are you giving me the phone then?). Frustrating to say the least, especially when I'm elbow-deep in a computer.

  9. United States only by whtmarker · · Score: 2, Informative

    This only applies to telemarketers calling from within the united states. A lot of the iterative calling I get is from international skypers.

    There are some calls that are exempt, like during a state of emergency the fire department will issue an evacuation order via automated phonecall.

    1. Re:United States only by spyder-implee · · Score: 1

      I would really like the ability to block calls from certain countries, since there is no reason I would ever want to accept a call from India for example. Sure it could be problem if you needed tech support to call you back from these places, but that's probably not an issue for most of us. Is this type of thing possible with a VOIP system? Would it be a simple matter of blocking IP's from those countries?

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    2. Re:United States only by jrumney · · Score: 1

      And vice versa. As someone outside the US, I get a lot of these prerecorded calls originating from the US, but seldom from my own country where I'm on the equivalent of your do not call list. What's the bet this law only applies to calls to and from US numbers, and telemarketing is just going to be pushed across national borders from now on.

    3. Re:United States only by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Would it be a simple matter of blocking IP's from those countries?

      Far, FAR from it. It does not, and cannot, work that way actually.

      What you are asking for is no different than trying to ban The Pirate Bay from Italian ISP users. Doomed to failure.

      Banning an entire address space that belongs to an ISP in a different country will more than likely be largely ineffective. They can simply just setup a "relay" on a whole separate address space and bypass those restrictions. In fact, I would bet dollars to donuts, they are already doing this now.

      When you get a callback from tech support in India does it have a country code? Or is it a toll-free/local number? In my experience I have never seen a foreign number on my systems.

      The most effective solution is actually the simplest. Block all calls which have no Caller ID information, or have restricted/private information. Those get sent immediately to voice mail with a message informing that unknown/private numbers are blocked. As for the rest, just have a white list of approved callers. Anyone else gets sent to voice mail with a message asking they state their name, business, and callback number.

    4. Re:United States only by spyder-implee · · Score: 1

      Ah! Very informative, thank-you!

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    5. Re:United States only by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      When you get a callback from tech support in India does it have a country code? Or is it a toll-free/local number? In my experience I have never seen a foreign number on my systems.

      You're lucky, then. I've gotten calls several times that show up as foreign numbers in the last year or so, usually from Costa Rica somewhere, and Korea a couple times (although I live in an area with a lot of Koreans, so may have been a wrong number).

      Got one on my cellphone that showed up as +50622229877 yesterday actually, was on my desk phone at the time, and they hung up without leaving a message right before I was able to grab it.

  10. Opt-Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem here is that it's an Opt-Out.

    1. Re:Opt-Out? by Vectronic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, however obviously doing the reverse, and having it opt-in, would exclude telemarketing almost entirely, (which would be a good thing, but not from their point of view, and their associates) and probably lead to things like bundling telemarketing plans with your phone bill, and if you opt-out there, your rates go up... so opt-out is probably a better option, although bundling may happen anyways as most people are becoming used to it now arbitrarily, hey why not tack it on as manditory?

      [ ] I would like to install Google Toolbar with my new long distance plan. (-5$ From monthly bill)
      [ ] I do not wish to participate in the telemarketing option. (+15$ to your montly bill)

    2. Re:Opt-Out? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Actually, as NONE of these companies/political/survey/charities are allowed to call a phone where you're responsible for paying a fee for inbound phone calls what I think a responsible telco would do would be to offer a plan where you are charged 1/500 of a penny for every inbound call (rounded up). That way it costs a real penny for the average user, maybe a few, and all of those types of calls are illegal.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    3. Re:Opt-Out? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      [ ] I do not wish to participate in the telemarketing option.

      That's on the bottom of the page on most forms in the UK.

      Real example (from diy.com) "DPA [Data Protection Act] Statement: We would like to contact you from time by email, post and occasionally by phone with newsletters and updates about our goods, services and special offers which we think will be of interest to you. We may also share your details with other companies currently within the Kingfisher Plc Group who may also contact you by email, post and occasionally by phone, about their goods and services which may be of interest to you. Click here for more details on our Privacy Policy. If you prefer not to be contacted please tick this box. [ ]

      IMPORTANT PLEASE READ: by not checking the above box you are indicating your consent for us and other companies in the Kingfisher Plc Group to send you marketing communications. If you would prefer NOT to receive these communications please check the above box."

  11. Hey! Does somebody want to win an election? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you like to get elected?

    Propose an 'opt in' law. Now. Do it. It is a no brainer with the population.

    You may only call me if I specifically opt in to do it.

    BTW - Don't call me about polls or your struggle to get elected. I don't want to hear it on the phone.

  12. Suckage by twatter · · Score: 1

    The last time I got one of these at home I "pressed 1 to talk to a representative about yor chance to lock in a low rate on your credit card".

    I have 5 credit cards, so it's fair to say they would have said which one if they weren't scammers.

    I'm not sure if this makes me fair game ("I was asking for it") but hey.

    A black woman came on the line. I asked the for the name and phone number of the company. She said the company was 'Financial Solutions' (yay genericity), but would not give me a phone number or address unless I gave her my name. Fuck that, let me talk to your supervisor.

    Another black woman came on and told me the same thing. I said I don't have to give you squat, you're the ones who called me. After a few "no/yes" back and forth, she hung up on me.

    I reported what little I had to the Do Not Call Registry website, but I'm sure nothing will come of it.

    I get another one every few weeks about how "I HAVE WON AN ALL EXPENSES PAID VACATION". Tried the same thing once, an Indian guy called "Jeremy" (right) gave me the same runaround.

    I hope to hell that the FTC comes down *hard* on these people. There's nothing more annoying than getting machine spam.

    By the way, does anyone know why when I hang up on these the line is not cut? If I turn on my phone again I keep hearing the sales pitch, and I can't use it until it's finished. Holy shit, I'm sure even that is illegal or something. ... anyway rant over. Back to work.

    1. Re:Suckage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, does anyone know why when I hang up on these the line is not cut? If I turn on my phone again I keep hearing the sales pitch, and I can't use it until it's finished. Holy shit, I'm sure even that is illegal or something. ... anyway rant over. Back to work.

      There's no reason why that should be so unless you're picking up too quickly, your phone is broken, or your phone provider is really doing something fucked up. I'd call the phone provider and ask them.

    2. Re:Suckage by Melkman · · Score: 1

      Cool, they are doing video telemarketing calls now? Or did they start their conversation with "I'm a black woman" ?

    3. Re:Suckage by Mix+Master+Nixon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope to hell that the FTC comes down *hard* on these people.

      Blacks and Indians?

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    4. Re:Suckage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't deny the man his fetish.

    5. Re:Suckage by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Many phone exchanges only clear down the call when the originating party hangs up (or after a timeout - it won't keep the line open forever where the recipient is on hook and caller is still off hook).

      I found this out when a friend called me, and my mother decided she didn't want me talking to him, so pressed the hook on the phone for a couple of seconds. She was very surprised when she let go of the hook when we just kept right on talking - since it was him who'd originated the call.

    6. Re:Suckage by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      He's stereotyping based on accent and inflection in their tone of voice. Its not even close to 100% accurate, but depending on how bad their accent is it may be possible to guess with some accuracy where they're from or from what class and culture they belong to. He's possibly assuming that "lower class inner city with African roots" accent means "black" or "Indian accent" means "Indian" when in reality it just means someone who's been in or around that same culture.

      Some people have indeterminate accents, change accents, or pick up new accents really really easily which is why this isn't close to 100% accurate.

    7. Re:Suckage by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It isn't necessary to be "100% accurate" to allow 100% certainty of ONE instance. Even if 50% of the callers had indeterminate accents you could still be 100% sure of a certain caller's accent.

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    8. Re:Suckage by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      Yes, its possible to determine what one person's accent is, however, that does not necessarily correlate to that person's background or race. Some people will change accents merely by being around others with that accent. You can't determine with 100% certainty someone's background or race by their accent.

    9. Re:Suckage by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes an accent is obvious. Unless the person is intentionally doing an impression of the accent, which isn't likely, it's entirely possible to be 100% certain of a nationality.

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    10. Re:Suckage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's a common bug with auto-dialing pre-recorded message senders. They keep the line open, even though the other party has hung up the phone. Call your provider anyway, and let them know what's going on.

    11. Re:Suckage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a Slurpee Indian or Casino ($$) Indian? Two different smells.

      Hey don't blame me it's her joke
      http://www.insultcomic.com/

      On Second thought maybe I should have posted this anon.

  13. Is anybody willing to enforce the law? by unlametheweak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes we've had laws against pre-recorded robotic marketing in Canada for decades. The problem is that neither the government nor the police are willing to enforce the law. When I get robots calling me up I make a complaint to the phone company and the phone company says they can't do anything about it because it is a police issue. When I phone the police up they tell me that they won't do anything about it because it is the phone company's responsibility to stop the illegal practice.

  14. Let me guess... by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There's an exception for Political Advertising?

  15. Lack of fundingn by mrboyd · · Score: 3, Funny

    The politician who will vote to let you opt out of political telemarketing call will never be elected due to lack of funding.. aaaah paradox.. :)

  16. Side Effect of Legislation by Nymz · · Score: 1

    More and more marketing will be driven to the companies you already do business with, thereby getting around this banning of 'cold calling'. When I verify a new credit card they play marketing pitches, and on some bills I have to detach an advertisement from the mailing envelope. There is simply no way a single person can opt-out of a sales pitch from every company on the planet. The standard must be to opt-in.

    1. Re:Side Effect of Legislation by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Even opt-in is a problem. Every one of those promotional campaigns in the theaters and malls that promise a car or a year of gas ALL have opt-in agreements in the fine print. By giving them your information on the ticket you are in fact creating a contractual relationship where they, or their AFFILIATES OR SUBSIDIARIES can call or send you promotional literature.

      Making opt-in the preferred method of dealing with this problem will only work when the unwashed masses are educated enough to stop doing Stupid Shit(tm).

      I laugh my ass off every time some poor son of a bitch fills one out and puts it in the slot. Those marketers are getting a GREAT deal. Every one of those filled out forms is probably worth anywhere from 5-10 cents.

      I even walked up to one guy putting one in the slot and explained to him what he was doing. He thought I was crazy till I turned the piece of paper over on the back and showed him the legal language that would cause his phone to start ringing off the hook in about a week or two.

  17. Robinson list by MortenLJ · · Score: 1

    In Denmark we have what is called a Robinson list. The list is made by a centralized government entity, and anyone can be added to the list without cost. All telemarketing firms have to download the list every three months and they are obliged by law not to call anyone from the list. Since I joined the list 3-4 years ago, I have only had one telemarketing call which apologized dearly when they saw their mistake. However, this might not scale well from a nation of 5 million people to the 300 million of the US ;-)

    1. Re:Robinson list by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      We have federal and state DNC (do not call) lists which are almost exactly the same thing. However, if you have an existing relationship with the company they can contact you.

      This provision, which seems not well thought out (the cynic in me thinks it WAS in fact, well thought out) has been exploited quite a bit.

    2. Re:Robinson list by TedRiot · · Score: 1

      We have this in Finland, too, but it is not against the law to call people on the list. Companies that belong to Finnish Direct Marketing Association have agreed to not call people on the list. This brings a new market to companies that don't belong to the association, so the list doesn't really help here. :(

  18. But what did Confucius say? by oldhack · · Score: 1

    What he say?

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    1. Re:But what did Confucius say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone set up him the bomb.

  19. Re:A good start. by Technician · · Score: 5, Informative

    Quit leaving that fucking hole in these things !

    Why is this limited to just telemarketers? Debt collectors, campaigners, and non-profits need included.

    I kept getting hammered by an automated call only leaving a number to call back.. A Google search turned up the number belonged to a collection agency in Chicago. They were hammering stale cases and my new number from a move just happend to be one of the numbers they had. If you don't speak english and thus unable to follow the instructions to call, there is no way to stop these calls as there is never anyone on the line to talk to.

    I called them and told them to put me on their DNC list. They informed me that they were exempt as they were not telemarketers. WTF??? I expect this new thing to be full of loopholes also.

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  20. Obvious, quick and easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hang. Up. The. Phone.

  21. From my own experience. by incognito84 · · Score: 1
    Before I got began my current career I worked for a number of telemarketing centres. Namely, in the evenings when I was a student as they were the only places which paid more than minimum wage.

    In any case, I doubt this law is going to make a lot of difference. The great bulk of these telemarketing centres are located outside of America's borders in places like Eastern Canada (where I'm from) or as far away as India.

    At some centres, we were told to obey the "DNC" or Do Not Call list. At others, we were instructed by our superiors to give it no credence whatsoever. Legally, we were not allowed to call after 9:00pm at night yet it did happen off the record at every outbound call centre I've ever worked at (five).

    If call centres disobey all the previous rules and obligations, what makes you think they're going to adhere to this one? Especially call centres in India where these laws have little jurisdiction?

    Lastly, as much as these people irritate you, try your best not to lose your temper with them. Most of them are probably students like I was with terrible managers (the cream of the crap) and strict floor regulations that leave them tethered to their computer, sitting upright, unable to drink coffee or indulge in anything, taking calls for their entire eight hour shift with no breaks, having to sit idley while the death threats poured through the lines, having a one-minute-per-day bathroom break policy and doing it all for a paycheque a meaningless few dollars higher than a McD's salaryman.

    1. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey fuck you.

      You want to earn the easy money sitting on your ass... You get to listen to me rant at you for calling me about STUPID SHIT that i don't want or care about.

      I dont give a damm if they are students. If they are working there i fucking hate them and hope they die a horrible violent death.

    2. Re:From my own experience. by michaelhood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Perhaps I'm just insensitive but when people make a voluntary decision to work somewhere that is propagating that sort of low-grade evil, I feel they take the good (higher pay) with the bad (people who you broke the law to disturb late at night yelling at you.)

      It seems a bit foolish or arrogant to me, to think you deserve anything less than being held responsible for what you're doing.

      I don't think the "I was just doing my job, and it was the only place that paid well" thing holds any credence.

    3. Re:From my own experience. by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lastly, as much as these people irritate you, try your best not to lose your temper with them. Most of them are probably students like I was with terrible managers (the cream of the crap) and strict floor regulations that leave them tethered to their computer, sitting upright, unable to drink coffee or indulge in anything, taking calls for their entire eight hour shift with no breaks, having to sit idley while the death threats poured through the lines, having a one-minute-per-day bathroom break policy and doing it all for a paycheque a meaningless few dollars higher than a McD's salaryman.

      If I can, by my actions, make it harder for the bottom-feeding telemarketing companies to operate I will do so. This includes making it so that even starving students are unwilling to work for these companies. By taking a job with these bottom-feeders you are part of the problem. Don't want the aggro? Don't take the job.

    4. Re:From my own experience. by incognito84 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in areas where these call centres operate, there are no other jobs. They set up shop in the most deprived places in whichever country they operate in. If they opened shop in an area with jobs aplenty, they wouldn't be able to find any employees. In my home city their reputation is horrible yet they are the largest employers, nearly doubling that of the second largest. I worked next to people with Master's Degrees and PhDs unable to find anything better unless they resettled.

    5. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      try your best not to lose your temper with them. Most of them are probably students like I was with terrible managers [...] floor regulations that leave them tethered to their computer [...] taking calls for their entire eight hour shift with no breaks [...] having a one-minute-per-day bathroom break policy and doing it all for a paycheque a meaningless few dollars higher than a McD's salaryman.

      Then why did you do it? Was subjecting yourself to this torture of a routine, while also knowing that you're subjecting the people on the other end of the line to something they don't want, really worth a couple extra bucks an hour?

      Even as a poor student, money isn't everything. Wouldn't you have felt more refreshed, better able to cope with school and exams and all that, if you were working a lower-pressure job with a more pleasant atmosphere, even if it is serving up burgers at McD's? Or if you really do value the almighty buck so much at the expense of personal dignity, I hear that prostitution pays much better rates. Perhaps it could something to look into.

    6. Re:From my own experience. by incognito84 · · Score: 1

      Trust me and refer to one of my above comments regarding this, there are no other jobs. That and students these days are so heavily indebted, as are graduates, that these are sometimes the only viable ways to make amends to one's debt.

    7. Re:From my own experience. by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      I grew up in such an area, I'm familiar with the plight. I also worked in such places for long enough to move somewhere else, the difference is I didn't expect people to put up with what I did just because I couldn't find a better job.

      I understand some people have families and such "keeping" them places, and that's a personal decision I respect. What I can't respect is people asking for a free pass on judgement because they made that choice.

      I think largely what fuels this for me is the attitudes of people at the aforementioned call centers. Occasionally I come across someone at one of these companies who is apologetic, or even just in a good mood, and I try my absolute best to be as cordial as possible with these folks. Whether it's outbound spam/telemarketing, or customer service for the electric company.. 90% of these employees seem to be some of the most unhappy, rude, life-hating people on the planet. Don't take out your life decisions on me.

      But like I said, perhaps I'm just insensitive. :)

    8. Re:From my own experience. by Guido+del+Confuso · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's just crap. Move if it's so bad where you live.

      You sound just like people who justify joining gangs and committing crimes instead of finding honest work because there are just no other opportunities for them--the system is corrupt/racist/biased against them, so the only thing they can do is steal from honest people who have actually made something of themselves. There are always other options, but you were just too lazy or complacent to take them. You chose a scummy job, you have to live with that fact. Asking for sympathy because you didn't have enough self respect to better yourself and find a job that didn't involve making yourself part of the one of the most universally loathed classes on Earth is almost as contemptible as taking the job in the first place.

      Any abuse a telemarketer gets is deserved in spades.

    9. Re:From my own experience. by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "If call centres disobey all the previous rules and obligations, what makes you think they're going to adhere to this one? Especially call centres in India where these laws have little jurisdiction?"

      Because the new rule says that if you call after 9pm, a B-2 Spirit will drop napalm on your call centre.

      (Boy, wouldn't that be satisfying...)

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      -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
    10. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's really stupid is they then have the gall to complain that their "customers" aren't very nice to them.

      (Except, of course, they mistakenly believe the people they call are their customers. Wrong. Their customers are the people paying for them to make the calls.)

    11. Re:From my own experience. by Tatsh · · Score: 1

      I did the job too, for RuffaloCODY. Automated computer system that calls alumni of schools. Yes, it was awful. Yes, there were some people who lost their temper with me, especially when the computer had called them 'randomly' 5 times in the same week. We did not have extreme incentive to get their money (only had to get about 2-5/20 calls), but we had extreme incentive to collect credit cards (it meant more money in your paycheck). And yes, this job pays more than anywhere else for some reason. That is why it attracts so many students, including myself. The frustration was just so much that I had to quit on my own, plus it was affecting my school work. The first thing I did when I got the job was painstakingly work every possible hour (since they require 12 hours, but you can work any hours you want) for two weeks. Got a full paycheck and it was well over $500. Worth it? Not sure. But I was set for a while.

    12. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd heard that Eastern Canada was an impoverished nation, but I had no idea things were so bad. Is this a typical Eastern Canadian workplace? Is there anything I can do to help your people?

    13. Re:From my own experience. by houghi · · Score: 1

      I agree. However many people think that that becomes an excuse to treat these people like garbage and that then says more about that person then the person doing the job.

      Just so "Not interested" and hang up. Nobody forces you (in general) to keep talking. The moment you do anything that is impolite, it is you who is doing it, not the other person.

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    14. Re:From my own experience. by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      [...] They set up shop in the most deprived places in whichever country they operate in. [...]In my home city their reputation is horrible yet they are the largest employers, nearly doubling that of the second largest.

      Are you sure you weren't working for the Mafiaa? ;-)

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    15. Re:From my own experience. by Skrynesaver · · Score: 1
      I recently had a call from some poor unfortunate woman in Scotland, (judging by accent), who was trying to persuade me to buy a Sky satellite subscription. Now I'm about as likely to voluntarily give money to Rupert Murdoch as I am to eat my left testicle and I explained my position on News International, Murdoch and the death of civil society to her, basically explaining that they should remove me from what ever list they got me from (I'm not in UK) as it was wasting her time and mine.

      I've tried abuse, hanging-up and shouting but it appears the most effective way to get removed from a telemarketers list is to politely explain to the unfortunate sales drone that there is no way in any universe that you would buy their product.

      While I appreciate that she was doing this job out of need, after all who in Scotland could relish raising money for Murdoch ?, my politeness was not borne out of any sympathy for her.

      As Bill Hicks put it, "If you work in Marketing, do us all a favour and kill yourself now"

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    16. Re:From my own experience. by KGIII · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'll call you on this...

      Any abuse a telemarketer gets is deserved in spades.

      Let me fix that for you...

      Any abuse a human gets is deserved in spades.

      To which I say, WTF? I was a SysOp at ICT (telemarket firm basically though a lot of it was inbound calls) and these are single mothers, kids, and handicapped people. They are mothers, daughters, and sons.

      There are reasonable ways to be removed from their calling list, none of which require abuse. NO CALLING LIST CAN BE MAINTAINED IF YOU REQUEST TO BE REMOVED FROM IT. (However, each political party's representative firms or the likes can call you until you ask to be removed.) There are methods and ABUSING people is not acceptable, ever.

      Additionally, the GP didn't sound as if they were asking for sympathy - they were asking for civility.

      You, sir, disgust me. There is no excuse to abuse people, ever.

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    17. Re:From my own experience. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      LOL Modded flamebait for saying a human should never be abused... I love /. sometimes.

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    18. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these are single mothers, kids, and handicapped people. They are mothers, daughters, and sons.

      Yeah yeah. They are real people, too. Cry my a fucking river.

      I'm all for treating people civilly. I'm very respectful to customer service people, even when I'm angry with the company or their inability to help me due to company policy. But telemarketing firms serve no good purpose and are pretty much universally despised. Anyone who goes to work for one has to realize what they are getting themselves into. If they can't handle it, then it's not my problem.

    19. Re:From my own experience. by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      How did you get so heavily indebted in a town where there is nothing to spend money on? After all, apparently there isn't a single business around besides the telemarketing firm.

    20. Re:From my own experience. by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Most of them are probably students like I was with terrible managers (the cream of the crap) and strict floor regulations that leave them tethered to their computer

      Yes, the absolute horror of sitting at a computer and answering the phone all day. Surely it must have been the ultimate punishment.

      taking calls for their entire eight hour shift with no breaks

      having a one-minute-per-day bathroom break policy

      I'm no expert on Canadian labor law, but a quick search suggests this is probably illegal, just as it would be here in the US.

      doing it all for a paycheque a meaningless few dollars higher than a McD's salaryman

      So the pay was basically no different than McDonald's, you were subjected to illegal labor practices, and constantly abused by your "customers".....Why did you stay there instead of going to somewhere like McDonalds? Or a job on campus? Or a grocery store?

      It's a little hard to believe you just didn't want to do anything more strenuous than sitting on your rear all day.
       

    21. Re:From my own experience. by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in areas where these call centres operate, there are no other jobs.

      Are you seriously saying you lived somewhere with no restaurants, no grocery stores, no student jobs at your school, NOTHING except the call center? Which god awful part of Canada did you live in?

      I used to live in a moderately depressed (economy-wise) area with a giant call center also, and actually worked there for a while to fulfill a requirement for my degree (taking tech support calls, inbound thankfully) - but had I not had a requirement to be somewhere at least vaguely tech-related, there were still a multitude of other basic jobs available.

      I worked next to people with Master's Degrees and PhDs unable to find anything better unless they resettled.

      You'll have to forgive me if I don't shed many tears for people like this....If the work situation is that horrible, then suck it up, make the sacrifice, and LEAVE. How someone could have the dedication and determination to earn a Masters/PhD, but not the will/planning to avoid wasting all that work is beyond me....At some point you have to take control of your own life if you want things to improve.

    22. Re:From my own experience. by Hyppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll call you on this...

      Any abuse a telemarketer gets is deserved in spades.

      Let me fix that for you...

      Any abuse a human gets is deserved in spades.

      To which I say, WTF?

      No, you didn't qualify that in a specific enough manner. How about:

      Any abuse a human who is disturbing you and your family repeatedly while acting in violation of numerous laws and/or regulations gets is deserved in spades.

    23. Re:From my own experience. by incognito84 · · Score: 1

      This was years ago, I've moved on to much better things. It was either work in a cell centre or be over my head in debt and not have a place to live.

    24. Re:From my own experience. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      And, again, I say bullshit. There's no reason to abuse anyone. There are reasons to fight. There are reasons to protest. Abuse is well defined. There is no excuse.

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    25. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but in areas where these call centres operate, there are no other jobs.

      Try whoring. At least the johns want what the whores are selling.

    26. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not paying for my phone to give you an avenue to worry the balls off of me. Telemarketers = spammers = people who would dump a septic tank in the town well rather than pay $0.50 to empty it properly. If you think those people don't deserve abuse, there's an easy way to ensure it: Don't make aggravating people your job. In your time at ICT, how many people called you *first* to harass you? Don't call us, and we won't call (or "abuse") you.

      You don't deserve a civil response for firing the first shot in the international "act like a dick" competition. No one wants your calls. Trust me.

    27. Re:From my own experience. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I do understand that people don't like it - I wasn't calling anyone but that doesn't matter as I enabled them to make and record calls as well as data. A lot of what we did was inbound work for a couple of major credit cards.

      My point, in its entirety, is there is no justification to abuse people. Ever. Civil is the first part of civilation.

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    28. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know who else was human? Hitler.

    29. Re:From my own experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point, in its entirety, is there is no justification to abuse people. Ever. Civil is the first part of civilation.

      These people lost their right to civil discourse when they started harassing me trying to sell me things. I won't abuse you if you don't abuse me.

    30. Re:From my own experience. by bit01 · · Score: 1

      I agree. However many people think that that becomes an excuse to treat these people like garbage and that then says more about that person then the person doing the job.

      These people's so-called "job" consists of stealing an hour of some stranger's time for every hour they "work". And the time of our life is the most important thing we have.

      What these parasites do is incredibly rude and treating them like garbage is the bare minimum of what they should expect. I only wish we could get to the arseholes behind them.

      Just so "Not interested" and hang up. Nobody forces you (in general) to keep talking. The moment you do anything that is impolite, it is you who is doing it, not the other person.

      You mean, waste a minumum of their time so they can steal as much as possible of other people's time? I think not. These people are almost pure parasites. They prey on the vulnerable in the community and it's a public service to give them a hard time. Maybe they'll get a real job and not be a parasite. One can hope.

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    31. Re:From my own experience. by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      Before I got began my current career I worked for a number of telemarketing centres

      Telemarking is essentially theft of other people's time. Stealing another person's time is the worst kind of theft that you can do.

      Back in the 90s, my family's life would be disrupted every hour by people trying to make us listen to commercials at the ring of a bell. While we were polite to the other people on the line, these people truly did not understand the level of theft that they were performing on society. Our dinnertime was sacred to us, and the 3-4 interruptions of our time was theft. It was not a business opertunity; it was harrassment.

      having to sit idley while the death threats poured through the lines

      Death threats are inexcusable, but it was people's only percieved defense against the theft that your industry performed day after day. No one wants to listen to commercials every time a bell rings.

      I hope that you now use better judgement in choosing an honest profession.

  22. What I don't understand is... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...why aren't the pre-recorded messages about 'your vehicle warranty' and messages from 'cardholder services' illegal to begin with? They're basically fraudulent trolling schemes. They don't come out and say it, but they basically imply that they're something they aren't. Like "OH SNAP! YOUR CAR'S WARRANTY IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE, BLAH BLAH BLAH!" a less intelligent person might think this is actually real and important. Cardholder services? Please. "We're your credit card company, press 1 on your touchtone phone to lower your interest rate!" There's also that snail-mail spam claiming to be from your registrar, saying your domain is about to expire, and you have to pay them $29.95.

    I get half a dozen of these calls a day. Not being comfortable with phones, I try to use them as little as possible, so it really pisses me off.

    And the opt-out is a joke. I have 'been removed from the list' 17 times this week alone, for the exact same fucking 'cardholder services' recording!

    Something else that is a joke is Anonymous Call Rejection, where calls are blocked if they have Caller ID blocked (Not Available) or are 'PRIVATE'. Too bad telemarketers know this, and therefor I'm still constantly getting calls from anonymous 800-numbers that are NAMED 'Private' and 'Not Available'. Assholes. I wonder if I can sue them under the DMCA for circumventing my apparent 'spamfucker security'.

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    1. Re:What I don't understand is... by KGIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you live in the United States of America don't look at the DNC laws but do a few minutes of research with the TCPA (1991) and file a few complaints. You *should* see some results fairly quickly. Complaints can even be filed online.

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    2. Re:What I don't understand is... by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      The complaint that is filed online just goes into a database that nobody looks at.

    3. Re:What I don't understand is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, my credit card used an automated call to alert me to a fraudulent transaction attempted on my card. Or so I learned WEEKS later. You see, they used an automated sytem to call me, "press 1 if you are John Doe...". Naturally, I hung up. Googling the number reported it as automated BS. Weeks later, I learned about the fraud attempt at the same time I got the call. This bothers me to this day, that the fraud department thought an automated call is a suitable means to communicate this information.

    4. Re:What I don't understand is... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Again look at the differences between the TCPA and the DNC. A TCPA violation is quite often a criminal violation. DNC is just a civil offense.

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  23. Scum-Sucking Leeches by Detritus · · Score: 1

    I'm on the do-not-call list and I still get prerecorded calls from jerks trying to sell me extended warranties or running debt collection scams, looking for people that I've never heard of. The one that called today was using a local international VOIP/PSTN gateway to cover their tracks. They are already violating multiple laws, what's one more? The federal government needs to track down the owners of these companies, take their loot and put them on a chain gang.

    Here is a recent example:

    Pa.sues son of House member

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  24. Re:Useless (poor lawmaking enables telespam) by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

    I hear that. I turned on a new land line to get DSL less than two weeks ago. I do not even *know* the number. The next day I started getting telespam, mostly recordings. I get a couple every day. The worst part is that all but one of them had no idea who they were calling. They were clearly dialing random numbers or sequential numbers.

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  25. A final solution for these people by donbriggs · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, everybody hates them. Nobody likes them. Yet they keep saying "we provide a valuable service that people like, and it is not annoying".

    Here is the solution. We don't need to outlaw them. We need the law only two require two things:
    1. Telemarketers MUST display a proper number for caller ID
    2. Telemarketers may NOT block incoming calls
    Then we all install auto-dialer programs on our PC's. We record a long, babbling message stating: "Thank you for your recent call. This message is to inform you that we do not wish to receive any automated calls from you, or any of your business partners, or anybody else, ever again. You may consider this our opt-out message. For your convenience, this message will automatically re-dial you every 30 seconds until you opt out of OUR auto dial promotion. You may signify your intention to opt out of our special, valuable auto-dial list by not calling us again for 6 months. Once you have opted out of our program by not calling us for 6 months, your number will be automatically removed from our calling list. Thank you, and have a nice day."

    In other words, we would start clogging THEIR phones, and THEY would get pissed off. And the only way to get off of our autodial list is to stop calling us. You stop pissing us off, we will stop pissing you off.

    Comments? Questions?

    -Don!

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    1. Re:A final solution for these people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a solution, that's an arms race.

    2. Re:A final solution for these people by donbriggs · · Score: 1

      We are in an arms race now. We are just unarmed. It is very simple, stop pissing us off. If you do, we will reply in kind in such a fashion that you will not make any money, and you will go out of business. We should have a National Telemarketer Registry, just like we have for sex offenders. They should have to put signs in front of their houses. And then we should be able to beat them to death. I was really happy when I heard about the spammer that killed himself. Too bad he got his family too.

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    3. Re:A final solution for these people by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Actually both of those rules are pretty much in effect. People saw the DNC and forgot the TCPA. The Telephone Consumer Protection Act - 1991 - actually addresses those issues. People forgot about it thinking that the DNC addressed this, it did not, and now see a fault in the laws. The fault is not in the laws but in people's awareness and the varied "businesses" willing to take advantage of people's ignorance.

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    4. Re:A final solution for these people by iamhigh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IT WORKS PEOPLE. I did exactly that (but since I didn't want to mess with sending voice, I just used the XP fax utility). Setup my GF's laptop next to the phone and plugged in the modem (first time in AGES). Every 15 minutes the scheduled task fired a "fax" to the annoying company. After they called multiple times each day for weeks, they quit calling me the day I implemented Marketing Faxor(TM).

      ps. Can't remember if I used a vbscript - probably, I use it for most everything on windows. But if the fax util accepts command line args, you might be able to avoid the vbscript. And I am sure there is a way to do it in Linux... someone else chime in with that info.

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    5. Re:A final solution for these people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Yes, Yes!

    6. Re:A final solution for these people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done this for spam FAX. I always send a please don't bother me fax in reply to whatever 800 number is listed. Just use maximum retries with shortest intervals.

      Give it a call back to make sure you've got the right number then fire away. Try to make it as soon as possible to tie up the phone line and prevent sales.

      I used to do this all the time when my voice line got fax calls. Except once when it sounded like the receptionist on the line started crying over the little tiny fax speaker.

  26. Ban SPAM by amirulbahr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now all they need to do is ban SPAM emails...

    1. Re:Ban SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so sad that this was modded "Funny".

    2. Re:Ban SPAM by Nimey · · Score: 1

      More like declare spammers outlaws. Since they would be outside the law, the law would have no problem with vigilante justice applied to spammers, as long as it doesn't harm or inconvenience bystanders.

      I would endorse this action and partake gleefully.

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  27. Opting out by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    an obvious, easy and quick way for consumers to opt-out of any call

    You mean like, say, hanging up? There's really not much point unless you can opt-out before the call. Maybe they should create some kind of list of people that companies do not call - like the one they have now, but actually have it work this time.

    1. Re:Opting out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about instead of distributing lists of numbers to telemarketers, simply distribute blacklists to people who don't want to be called? It couldn't be that expensive to develop a caller ID enabled device to block calls from the blacklist.

  28. Re:A good start. by Detritus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bullshit. I have a perfect credit record and I regularly get calls from debt collection agencies looking for people that I've never heard of. I've had the same phone number for more than 10 years, so it isn't like I have a recently recycled telephone number.

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  29. Two words: by Jesrad · · Score: 1

    Phone Captcha.

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    1. Re:Two words: by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Have you ever had to spell out a model, serial or license number over the phone?

      You don't even need to add your own distortions.

    2. Re:Two words: by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Great ! It just makes it more efficient at diverting my annoyance from getting a phonecall onto the caller.

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    3. Re:Two words: by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      You could totally implement one with Asterisk, too. Just generate a string of random numbers and have Asterisk read them to the caller and make him dial them back in to get through. I've never have a telemarketer get through a standard asterisk voice menu system, though. I'd be pretty pissed off if they started calling my cellphone.

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  30. easy by matushorvath · · Score: 1

    "Obvious, easy and quick way for consumers to opt-out of any call" is to hang up ;).

    1. Re:easy by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that you have to interrupt your current activity, and answer the phone in order to be able to hang up.

      I'm pretty sure that's what most people are complaining about.

    2. Re:easy by KGIII · · Score: 1

      That makes me curious - do you mind if I ask you? Really...

      What makes people think that, in their home at least, they have to answer the phone? Hell, if I don't want to then I don't even answer the door.

      When I'm eating, watching something with the wife, talking with a family member, doing something important, I don't even really notice the phone ringing. I carry a cell but that's almost always on vibrate and that one I answer as it is only business related. Everything on the other line can wait.

      Someone's dead? Someone is going to die? FFS, I live in the middle of nowhere - there's shit I can do about it. Let me eat, I'll check messages or call back if it is important.

      I've never been a slave to the phone.

      As I mentioned earlier, I don't even answer my door if I don't want to. I live in a rather remote area of Maine. It is obvious if I'm home mostly as there's a vehicle or two in the driveway. If there are two then there's someone on the property. I have sat there with the lights on, where I could be seen from the door, busy eating dinner, and had people come to visit and simply not answered the door.

      My wife, from California, doesn't get it. They, here, seem to. They knock on the window and wave and say they'll be back in a few hours or tomorrow. I wave and smile. I'm home, just because I'm there doesn't mean I want to deal with the social interaction of telling people that I don't want their company and then trying to gloss over that they're potentially being rude for having come over without having called first.

      99% of the time (made up stat - may actually be higher in this case) the ringer is off when I'm home. The answering machine is turned down so low I can barely hear it. CID shows who called and when I pass it I usually glance and hit the reset/clear button. It isn't that I'm antisocial, I have a lot of friends and a lot of social activities that I participate in, it is that I don't see a need to give immediate attention to communication from people who aren't as important to me as my immediate family.

      Hell, I'd go so far as to say that... If I called you, setup a time to visit, planned on spending a certain amount of time there, and a telemarketer called and you answered the phone I'd likely consider you more rude than they. It's a phone. Unless it is a business line and you don't have a secretary to screen calls then, well, it can wait.

      Time is more important than that. It is meant to spend with friends, family, and slashdotting.

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    3. Re:easy by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Argh... before I die I want to talk to KGill one last time and tell him I'm leaving him my entire fortune of 20 million dollars? What? He didn't answer his phone? Well hell with him then, I'm leaving it to the Republicans!

      Heh heh heh

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    4. Re:easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get at least twenty calls a day from automated telemarketing. Even if I don't answer, my phone rings four times before the answering machine picks-up. Of course, the telemarketers or machine just hangs up. So, I'm constantly interrupted by the phone ringing. My house is multi-generational, so the call could be for anyone of the several persons on my household and I need to keep the ringer at least four rings in order to allow time for the older persons to get to the phone. This leads to another problem altogether because the older residents don't understand, or due to declining health can't understand, why these calls are mostly scams. Because the callers seem to know enough about them, so the older residents think it must be legitimate. My next step is to take the time and learn about one of the free PBX systems and try to implement a call screening system based upon the caller ID.

      I sometimes think that a visit from "Bubba" might change these slime ball telemarketer tactics.

    5. Re:easy by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I'd have believed you but for all those emails you sent me. ;)

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  31. Privacy by florescent_beige · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Telephone communications are considered private, right? That is, unlike email, a phone conversation can reasonably be expected to be between only me and the party on the other end.

    How can one then presume that a private activity such telephone communication should be treated as a broadcast medium? Political free speech is an exemption? Am I to let every politician come into my bedroom for a little pillow talk because of "free speech"?

    The phone is a direct line into the heart of my private home. I don't want anyone in my home who I didn't invite.

    You might say calling me is no different from coming up and knocking on my door. OK then, come up and knock on my door. Too expensive you say? Calling is more efficient you say? Well I believe the term was "free speech", not "cheap speech".

    Oh, and when you do come knocking, don't forget to read the sign that says "No Solicitors". You know, the sign that sets the rules on my private property where I have certain rights also.

    Tell you what, here's a good way to do it. Since I can't put a sign on my phone, why not make a rule that says if you want to call me you have to have come to my door and get me to sign a piece of paper that says I agree to take your calls. If that's too much trouble, then I probably didn't want to hear from you anyway.

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    1. Re:Privacy by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      When I was recently in California, I found the 'No Solicitors' signs hilarious. In Britain, a solicitor is an attorney.

    2. Re:Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telephone communications are considered private, right? That is, unlike email, a phone conversation can reasonably be expected to be between only me and the party on the other end.

      You're assumption is wrong here. People involved in the conversation can record the conversation without proper notice and thus divulge it when needed(i.e. court).

  32. Re:A good start. by EdIII · · Score: 5, Informative
    Debt Collectors should be excluded to a point. There are in fact plenty of laws already governing debt collection specifically. The Fair Debt Collection Practices Act can be found here http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/edu/pubs/consumer/credit/cre18.shtm.

    You are absolutely wrong about somebody deserving to be harassed by debt collectors. Nobody EVER deserves to be harassed under any circumstances. That is why there are large awards in civil court cases for collection agencies with too much "zeal".

    This gentleman clearly indicated he was not the party they were looking for. Any calls that occur after this are, by definition, harassment. Now this harassment is not necessarily covered under the aforementioned FDCPA, but it does not have to be. This is no different than any other person or company repeatedly calling a random person after being asked to stop.

    As you can see from the FDCPA, even IF the debt collection agency is calling the right person there are still rules governing their ability to call them after being asked to stop. You might want to look at:

    Causing a telephone to ring or engaging any person in telephone conversation repeatedly or continuously with intent to annoy, abuse, or harass any person at the called number.

    Except as provided in section 804, the placement of telephone calls without meaningful disclosure of the caller's identity

    Furthermore, at any time a person may send a letter to the collection agency asking that all telephone communications cease. Afterwards, the collection agency may only send letters to the person updating them on any actions being taken towards the debt.

    CEASING COMMUNICATION. If a consumer notifies a debt collector in writing that the consumer refuses to pay a debt or that the consumer wishes the debt collector to cease further communication with the consumer, the debt collector shall not communicate further with the consumer with respect to such debt, except-- (1) to advise the consumer that the debt collector's further efforts are being terminated; (2) to notify the consumer that the debt collector or creditor may invoke specified remedies which are ordinarily invoked by such debt collector or creditor; or (3) where applicable, to notify the consumer that the debt collector or creditor intends to invoke a specified remedy.

  33. In the US they do by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    At least in relation to the Do Not Call list. The amount of telemarketing calls I got went WAAAAAY down when I got on it. Also there have been a number of big fines handed down for it. Some of the large companies like AT&T figured this didn't really apply to them, and that the list was a convenient list of working numbers. Ya well the FTC showed them that indeed it DID apply to the tune of a few million dollars and they straightened up.

    You never get 100% compliance, of course, but it is pretty good here. When you get a call in violation of the DNC list, you can go on the FTC's site and report it. They don't act on an individual complaint, but they compile them and if a company gets a number of them, the FTC goes after them. Keeps it down to a pretty low level. I would assume they'll enforce the new one just as well.

    Part of it helps in that it isn't a police matter. It's not a criminal issue, it is a civil.regulatory issue. So the police aren't involved. That's good, as the police have other things to do. The FTC handles things directly, and they are a regulatory agency. Basically they can impose fines, and if you fail to pay them, go to a federal court and have assets frozen/seized and other such things.

    1. Re:In the US they do by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They don't act on an individual complaint, but they compile them and if a company gets a number of them, the FTC goes after them.

      That's pretty much what I was (finally) told (after calling back and forth between Bell Canada and the police) by the police. This means that I will continue to get automated robotic calls from the same companies (it has been happening for a few years already) until enough people decide to complain about it.

      It's not a criminal issue, it is a civil.regulatory issue. So the police aren't involved.

      According to what I was told by Bell Canada, it is a police issue. I agree however that the police should not have to get involved. I received no help or advice from either institution. I remember one time complaining to the CRTC (the Canadian equivalent to the American FCC) on another matter and they referred me to another department which referred me to another department. Eventually I gave up on that issue as I have given up on the robotic phone call issue (which I have complained about more than once; if at first you don't succeed, try try again).

      I think these companies probably know the law enforcement issues (civil or otherwise) better than me and try to keep their call volume under the radar.

      Yeah I know the issues; "it's not my aisle" and I should stop pestering law enforcement to enforce the law and the phone company can't control their own phone network.

    2. Re:In the US they do by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      The problem is that, even after 5 years, only a handful (few dozen) companies have actually been fined over the matter. Yeah, they were the biggest offenders, but it still leaves a lot to be desired.

      I alone have received calls in violation of the act from a larger number of companies than have actually been fined. I used to report every call but when I realized how few were being dealt with in any way, I gave up. I'm honestly waiting for most telemarketing companies to realize they are too small of fish for the FTC to bother with and just start blatantly ignoring the list. If it's too hard for the FTC to fine more than a few dozen companies in 5 years, then they need to rewrite the do-not-call law to give individuals the power to sue in small claims for the violation.

  34. Re:A good start. by EdIII · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have had the same thing happen to me many times and to friends and family as well. Here is the 411 for you:

    1) They ARE exempt from all telemarketing laws. Everyone likes to bring that up on the phone, but they are actually right.

    2) So what the fuck now? They are still not exempt from basic laws governing harassment. You could deal with your phone company or talk to a supervisor of the debt collection agency and threaten a lawsuit if they keep calling you, or you could just go to....

    3) Deal with them under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. They MUST inform of you their mailing address and the appropriate department. Send them a typed letter explaining that you are not the person they keep asking for, you have no knowledge of this person any debts this person has. Demand that all communications to that number cease immediately or you will seek remedies under the FDCPA.

    Believe it or not, this works every time under the FDCPA. The reason why is that 99.9% of the people complain on the phone where the debt collection agency is not liable. Hardly anyone ever writes a letter.

    Write the letter, it will stop. If it does not.. you have a $5,000 dollar insta-claim in a small claims court of your choice.

  35. September 2009?! by MadJo · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'm not in the US, so this law won't affect me or anything (I'd still get those pre-recorded marketing calls). But why isn't this going to be in effect in September 2009?
    All those companies have to do is stop doing it.
    It's not like they have to set up a different system.

    I mean, it will take more than a year before this is in effect. Everyone will have forgotten about this, and nothing will be done about it.

    1. Re:September 2009?! by MadJo · · Score: 1

      argh, I meant "Why is this going to be in effect in September 2009, why not in 2008?"

  36. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "an obvious, easy and quick way for consumers to opt-out of any call,"

    my phone has such features built in. it's called hanging up.

  37. from the wtf-will-they-?think?-of-next-deepends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  38. They should broaden the opt out list by Centurix · · Score: 2, Funny

    To cover phone calls from the mother in law

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  39. Already happening in OZ by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 1

    Here in Australia, we already have a DO NOT CALL register which *basically* prevents telemarketers from calling you once you've signed up. I say *basically* because there are exemptions. - Any company you do business with is exempt - even for cold calling. So I have my power company trying to get me to switch my gas, and my gas company trying to get me to switch my power. My home phone company hassling me about my mobile and Internet connections, my ISP trying to move me onto their VOIP connections, and my mobile (cell) provider wanting me to change plans. - Any charitable or not-for-profit organisation. Which pretty much means open slather for tea-time hassles for donations on everything from kidney disease to abandoned kittens. - Any government organisation Which, again, means cold-called surveys, opinion polls, election promo calls etc. So much for DO NOT CALL! Worse, those who are exempt now use the DO NOT CALL Register as a call list. (After all, 75% of the competition has been removed) Unfortunately, its like email... how do you effectively manage the signal-to-noise ratio? I agree with your sentiments entirely.

    1. Re:Already happening in OZ by Nomiwolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a similar register in the UK, which I registered my number on. However, there's an even more annoying loop hole over here.
      If the call centre is based outside the UK then their cold calls are not exempt - which seems more than a little rediculous to me. In the end I had to resort to only anwswering calls with listed numbers.

    2. Re:Already happening in OZ by jimicus · · Score: 1

      There's a similar register in the UK, which I registered my number on. However, there's an even more annoying loop hole over here.
      If the call centre is based outside the UK then their cold calls are not exempt - which seems more than a little rediculous to me. In the end I had to resort to only anwswering calls with listed numbers.

      Yep, I've had that. UK companies outsourcing telemarketing to another country to get around it.

      The really confusing thing is the instructions these telemarketing drones have. Last time I received such a call I asked who was offering the product they wanted to sell me, and they categorically refused to tell me. They were pretty reluctant to tell me what the product was in any detail. So for all I know I would have been giving my card details to a scammer.

    3. Re:Already happening in OZ by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I had repeated cold calls from a foreign number -- there were 10 in the space of about two hours, but never anyone to talk to. I phoned BT and reported it; they said it was illegal, but because the call was coming from outside the UK they couldn't do anything about it.

  40. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you don't speak english and thus unable to follow the instructions to call,

    With all due respect, if you ("you" in general, not the parent poster) can't speak English then what the fuck are you doing living in an English speaking country? I live in New Zealand and we get these stories all the time how there are special translation services being offered and suggested for those who are "English impaired". WTF? How are these people even allowed to immigrate here?

    If I go live in China, I'm sure as hell they'd expect me to speak Chinese. Stupid socialist governments.

  41. Re:A good start. by icebike · · Score: 1

    Well maybe its time you invested in a recycled telephone number.....

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  42. Now If They Would Only Extend The Ban To Politics by klausner · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be even nicer if the rules applied to those endless calls from political candidates an parties this time of year? But, of course, politicians never apply the rules to themselves!

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  43. Re:A good start. by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Fair enough.

    If this is true, you would be the first person I've ever met who this happens to. I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard people boast about how they're "smarter than the collection agencies" after getting off the phone with a collector.

    For all we know YOU think you're slick with an attempt to throw creditors off of your trail with that response.

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  44. cardholder services by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny
    I used to get calls all the time from "cardholder services". From what I gathered, it's basically a scam where they charge you and then call up your credit card company to ask for a lower rate. Apparently, people who went in for this had their cards billed for thousands. I've asked them repeatedly to remove me from their list to no avail. Here's how I finally got them to stop calling.

    First I pressed "1" for a live operator. Now to fuck with them and remain consistent, I made up a cheat sheet in advance. On it I wrote a fake credit card number, an expiration date, a fake "card not present" number, a fake SSN, fake balance, etc. They require you to have at least $3000 in debt and at least $2500 in available credit on at least one card to cover their fees.

    One thing they ask for is the customer service number for the card so they can call your bank, which they do while you are on hold. So, I used this page of bank ID numbers when making my fake credit card number, and I also googled my chosen bank's customer service number (I picked Wachovia). Also I rigged the number to validate by the Luhn algorithm in case their systems check for that. This way we have a very plausible but totally fake credit card number which will hopefully pass any initial consistency checking they may do.

    So I put this cheat sheet by the phone and waited for the call. Within a few hours, they called.

    I answer their questions. First they ask about my debt. I tell them $9000 across two cards. I mention my "Wachovia Mastercard". They acknowledge knowingly and ask me to "verify" the card number "starting with the 5" thus suggesting they already know the card number. All Mastercards start with 5. I give them the fake number. They ask me to "verify" the expiration date. I give them the fake date. They ask for the customer service number on the back of the card. I give them Wahovia's number. They put me on hold for five minutes to call up Wachovia and negotiate me a lower rate.

    "Wachovia says it's an invalid number. Can you re-read your card number?" I re-read the same number. They put me on hold again for several minutes. This repeats again. I reassure them that card is valid, that I just used it an hour or so ago, etc. They try again. They get a supervisor. He tries. It keeps coming back invalid. I waste forty five minutes of at least two people's time. Finally, as they apologize for not being able to help me, I calmly explain my ruse. What followed was a string of obscenities that even made my dog gag, followed by them abruptly hanging up.

    And they haven't called me since.

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    1. Re:cardholder services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are my hero.

    2. Re:cardholder services by himself · · Score: 1

      So... Can you share your cheat sheet? That'd be one big public service!

    3. Re:cardholder services by JayAitch · · Score: 1

      I respect the ruse... but couldn't that be classified as fraud?

    4. Re:cardholder services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I waste forty five minutes of at least two people's time.

      Perhaps three people's time?

    5. Re:cardholder services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a waste of time if you get satisfaction out of it. I would gladly throw away an hour of my life just to piss off a spammer/telemarketer.

    6. Re:cardholder services by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      What followed was a string of obscenities that even made my dog gag, followed by them abruptly hanging up.

      Man, that's what YouTube is for! Next time, OK? :)

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  45. I call BS!!!!! by rts008 · · Score: 0

    Just research 'Judy Owens' (sp?) In the Stillwater, Ok area.
    She obviously had my phone number prior to me getting it EIGHT YEARS AGO! and I am still getting calls from debt collectors for her to this day...yes, today as a matter of fact.
    The callers do not accept my affirmation that I am NOT this Judy character despite me being a male with a registered phone number under my own name.
    FSCK THE TELEMARKETERS, FSCK THE BILL COLLECTORS, Fsck them one and all...and Fsck you and your elitist attitude.
    It's not all 'black and white' in the real world, deal with it!

    With your attitude, I hope the same thing happens to you for you to deal with.

    At the risk of mod's (I currently have 10 mod points, but chose to reply instead of mod'ing) I will say this:
    I DO TAKE CARE OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES,AND ALWAYS HAVE!

    P.S. Again, Fsck you and the white mule you rode in on!

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  46. Why not make the telcos fix it? by zmollusc · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Mandate that the telcos charge an additional few cents per call, which go to the number you are dialling. This will drastically raise the costs of the marketers, make the victims feel better about their answerphone full of crud, and even out between normal people calling each other.

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  47. Re:Useless (poor lawmaking enables telespam) by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I turned on a new land line to get DSL less than two weeks ago. I do not even *know* the number. The next day I started getting telespam, mostly recordings. I get a couple every day. The worst part is that all but one of them had no idea who they were calling.

    If you only wanted the line for DSL why did you bother connecting a regular phone to it?

  48. Re:A good start. by simontek2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You do realize, the telephone company sells your info to every telemarketer in the world, right? I opened a business a few years ago, and before I even had my own phone number, every telemarketer around was calling me, and had my business name already.

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  49. A true libertarian... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    ... would be upset about yet another harmless activity becoming taboo, subject to government control, or outright illegal.

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    1. Re:A true libertarian... by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Yes, definitely only the true libertarians.

    2. Re:A true libertarian... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Nice try, but unlike the Scotsman, opinions such as these define being a libertarian. All a true Scotsman has to do is live in Scotland, and all a libertarian has to do is believe in liberty, and oppose government curtailing thereof (unless the activity is harmful). This clearly applies here.

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  50. Re:A good start. by dintech · · Score: 1

    Joebert, are you a debt-collector? It's ok, everyone's got to make a living... *cough*

  51. Robocallers are annoying by Psychochild · · Score: 1

    Not sure this will help me, though. One bill collector with an obviously wrong number robo-calls my home number. Part of their canned speech is, "If this is not you, hang up now...." Yeah, but when the answering machine catches it (which it does for all alls to my landline), it can't actually hang up, can it? So, we kept on getting calls because I wasn't always quick enough to catch the call even I did hear the answering machine.

    Hopefully there will be another way to opt out besides that stupidity.

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  52. Re:A good start. by Technician · · Score: 1

    If debt collectors are calling you it's because you're a deadbeat who doesn't pay their bills & you deserve to get harrassed.

    If they called for me, you may have a point. The calls came and didn't ask for anybody by name. The calls were not for me. They were for the prior owner of the phone number. The calls didn't say who they were, who the call was for, and didn't say how to make them stop.

    Until I called, I had no idea it wasn't a phishing call. It was only after I chewed them out for cold calling an unlisted number did I find out who the deadbeat was they were trying to track down. As collatoral damage, I did not deserve these calls. The calls should be outlawed.

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  53. Re:A good start. by TheMMaster · · Score: 1

    If this is true, you would be the first person I've ever met who this happens to. I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard people boast about how they're "smarter than the collection agencies" after getting off the phone with a collector.

    Well, I'm the second person then. I am getting regular calls every 2 weeks or something from a cable company that I have never ever even done business with. This has been going for about 2 years now.
    It started off with phone calls every week about how they measured my internet connection, and later progressed into harassement about unpaid bills.
    I have told them every time that I don't do business with them, that I never HAD a cable connection with them and that I would like to be removed from the system.
    Every time the caller said they would do so, but I always get called again later.
    Last week I got really angry and demanded to speak to a manager type, they didn't comply but promised not to call anymore this time for real, I swear it stuff. I haven't been called yet, so things look promising...

    Anyway, this stuff really does happen!

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  54. Re:A good start. by Technician · · Score: 1

    Any calls that occur after this are, by definition, harassment.

    What about the ton of calls hammering my line while I am a nightshift worker prior to finaly returning their call on the dayshift? It's almost 2:30AM here and I just had lunch. An automated call not stating who they are and who the call is for is just plain wrong. If you call me, you better be on the line... Otherwise, I may return the favor with automated calls back requesting a C & D.

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  55. Your law advocates a legislative approach... by Karellen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's amazing how versatile this document is.

    Your law advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting telemarketing spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (x) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    (x) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (x) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

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  56. UK Telephone Preference Service by permaculture · · Score: 1

    UK folk:

    Stop telemarketer phone calls by registering with the telephone preference service:
              http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/

    Also, stop your junk mail by registering with the Mail Preference service:
              http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/

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    1. Re:UK Telephone Preference Service by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just to follow up on the above, I have noticed a great decrease in nuisance calls since registering with the TPS - and any that do slip through the net, just tell the caller you are on the TPS & demand their company name & telephone number & threaten to report them to OfTel.

      Whilst a lot of them do just put the phone down quick, others do apologise & assure you that your details will be removed from their database.

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  57. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Third person, right here. Over six years now of receiving phone calls from various credit card companies for an individual who, as far as we can tell, has never lived at our address. Seems someone gives out the wrong phone number by accident on purpose.

  58. Re:A good start. by Technician · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Believe it or not, this works every time under the FDCPA. The reason why is that 99.9% of the people complain on the phone where the debt collection agency is not liable. Hardly anyone ever writes a letter.

    Not everyone believes that it should be a requirement to write anyone a letter who calls to ask them to stop. With some phone numbers, it's less hastle and easer to simply get another number and drop the number that is on the bad boys list. One call fixes it instead of a letter writing campaign.

    This phone abuse is one of the reasons phones & phone numbers are becomming disposable. They get clogged and die like an old email account.

    The pitty is the numbers get recycled quickly to some poor unsuspecting new customer who then has to deal with the trash associated with the old phone number.

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  59. Re:A good start. by EdIII · · Score: 1

    It basically comes down to this. There is telemarketing and just plain communications.

    I can walk up to your house and ring the door bell and attempt to strike up a conversation with you. Nothing illegal about that. However, when I continue doing it to you after you have asked me to stop, it becomes harassment and is actionable in a court of law. Harassment is not a constitutionally protected behavior.

    It's just common sense. The problem telemarketers have is that nearly everyone considers their communications harassment from the start.

  60. Re:A good start. by EdIII · · Score: 1

    I am not talking about belief, or any of my personal opinions here. I am just stating the facts as they are now regarding the laws. What I have said is accurate.

    As for changing the laws to allow opt-outs to occur via telephone as well as mail, that is another matter. Too often people complain about "what should be" instead of using the system to their advantage as it is.

  61. Re:A good start. by Technician · · Score: 1

    I can walk up to your house and ring the door bell and attempt to strike up a conversation with you. Nothing illegal about that. However, when I continue doing it to you after you have asked me to stop, it becomes harassment and is actionable in a court of law. Harassment is not a constitutionally protected behavior.

    If you sent an automated bot to repeatedly ring my bell and simply drop a request for a call back, and it repeated until I caved and called, I would be a little ticked. Especialy if the bell rang at 2:30 AM. Remember, I work nights. The bot that rang the bell simply isn't listening when you tell it to stop.

    The whole point is there is NOBODY to tell to stop on the line when they call.

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  62. Re:A good start. by EdIII · · Score: 1

    I am not talking about telemarketing. I was replying to the gentleman about calls from a debt collection agency. He wondered why they are not covered under the same laws as telemarketers.

    There are laws regarding both telemarketing and debt collection. The FDCPA only covers debt collection has nothing to do with anything that you are talking about.

  63. Re:A good start. by Tesen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is my entire problem with debt collections, there is basically no regulation and when you demand proof of a debt, if they drop the matter they are not required as far as I know to send you proof! What will often happened, is that company will transfer the "debt" over to another company (usually owned by the same people and usually to the guy in the cubicle next to the one that called you). So legally, now we have a different company with this "debt" to collect, they will hold it and then try to collect again from you, hoping you have forgotten about the first call months or even years later.

    I was changing jobs last year, so ended up picking up cobra for 6 months to cover the upcoming birth of my son. Carriers changed multiple times during that time (my old company sucked some royal donkey balls) lots of junk in the mail blahblah. Took five months, two appeals letters but everything is sorted (I hate medical insurance, all this because you get different information on requirements and what you owe, depending on what time of day you call, if you are standing on one leg and need to fart!). Now, if I am silly enough to listen to the dribble from the debt collectors (yes some bills got past due, due to the confusion) I demand they send written proof that I still owe them money, my wife and I have found that some will try to "collect a debt" even after you've paid, because if they can get "free" money from you, then they will. It is sad, sad, borderline criminal little industry.

    Tes

  64. Business Proposal by mhoenicka · · Score: 1

    Being able to opt out of telemarketer calls means that an estimated 300 Million US citizens are going to call a particular phone number. I'll sell the slots for commercials that will be played while those 300 Million are waiting to be put through. That's finally going to make me rich.

  65. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhm this might come as a shock to you but China is just about as far along the socialist meter as it is possible, they're communists and all that you know...

  66. What about political messages by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    I am already starting to receive annoying dinnertime recorded calls, talking about the elections in November. It will only get worse from here. Why doesn't the FTC ban all recorded calls?

  67. unless a consumer has agreed to accept such calls by base3 · · Score: 1

    Who's going to be surprised when every "agreement" (you know, those things that let you know you've "agreed" to binding arbitration through an arbitrator of the company's choice and that says they'll only share your non-public personal data as "permitted by law"--the ones that can change "from time to time" as they see fit) includes a clause in which as a condition of being allowed to do business with the benevolent company that we "agree" to accept such calls from them, their subsidiaries, their affiliates, and anyone else to whom they sell our telephone numbers?

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  68. Whatever by Eg0Death · · Score: 1

    "telemarketers must provide an obvious, easy and quick way for consumers to opt-out of any call" I call it "hanging up". Works great for me!

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  69. Re:A good start. by LordKronos · · Score: 1

    Make it four. My my mother used to get debt collectors calling her all the time. They were looking for someone who has never lived at the house. Only 2 families have lived in the house since it was built in the 50's...my grandparents and then my parents. The phone number has been with the house the entire time, so I'd say it's very likely that the phone number has NEVER been recycled.

  70. Re:A good start. by LordKronos · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your example failed to demonstrate your point. How exactly did the phone company sell your number when you hadn't even setup a business phone number yet? How would the phone company know you opened a business and then associate it with your home number and sell it? No, what happened is that when you filed for your DBA, you provided your home phone number on the application, and the state sells lists of registered businesses.

    I know this, because I've had the same thing happen to me for 2 businesses that I've setup. One of the businesses was a shareware company, where I didn't need a phone for anything, and thus never provided my home phone number or address (in relation to the business) to ANYONE with the exception of when I got my DBA. Thus there is only one conclusion to be drawn about where it came from.

  71. Re:Useless (poor lawmaking enables telespam) by Random+Destruction · · Score: 1

    Or even getting phone service at all?

    Does your phone company not offer dry dsl?

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  72. But of course politicians exempt themselves by LatencyKills · · Score: 1

    During primary season I was absolutely deluged by Hillary and Obama recorded messages, on my voice mail, while I'm cooking dinner, 11:30 at night, and I'm not even a registered Democrat! I fully expect to simply shut off my phone as we approach November. Here's a deal for all our beloved candidates: Don't call me, I'll call you.

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  73. Re:A good start. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

    In my case, I ended up the the former telephone number of someone with a shady business selling crap exercise equipment. The number was on his merchant account as the contact number, and as far as I know it was never changed. I haven't gotten a call in a couple of years about this, but I was quite happy to tell people who called about being charged for that crap what his number had apparently changed to.

    But at least I got no automated calls... except when the credit card company somehow decided that was his fax number and started sending me his statements daily... at 0730. I had to hook up my laptop to receive one of them to find out who tell to freaking stop it already.

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  74. Re:A good start. by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard people boast about how they're "smarter than the collection agencies" after getting off the phone with a collector.

    I would assume that being "smarter than the collection agencies" includes convincing them to start calling a different (random) phone number instead. And ... apparently that works, too.

  75. Asterisk FTW! by SIGBUS · · Score: 1
    Most of my telescum calls these days come from some group that runs car warranty, cruise, and "lower your credit card interest rate" scams. These almost always come from numbers belonging to a few second-tier phone companies. So, I keep a greylist of these phone prefixes. Anyone calling from one of these phone companies gets:

    (DTMF 1) Hello. (long pause) You have reached SIGBUS. Press (randomly-selected digit) to ring my phone.

    This stops a lot of the crap. I also have a blacklist, though. Blacklisted numbers get:

    Hello. (long pause) Welcome to Special Price Analysis and Marketing. For cheap Valium, Xanax, and Viagra please press 1. For Rolex and Gucci replicas, press 2. To enlarge your penis or breasts, press 3. To speak with the Minister of Finance of Nigeria, regarding a fifty million dollar account, press 4.

    The menu choices go to various other silly recordings, and then back to the menu. FYI, the "Special Price Analysis and Marketing" recording is found in the asterisk-sounds package as spam.gsm.

    Calls that hit the blacklist menu get recorded. One political spammer spent over a minute trying to navigate the menu...

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  76. Re:A good start. by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

    As an aside point, it is considered that if you have a pre-existing business relationship with someone (ie credit card or auto loan), THAT'S your opt-in, and they can call you until you officially tell them to stop.

    Of course, that's IF you owe them money...

  77. Re:A good start. by sqlrob · · Score: 1

    Add number 5.

    And it takes multiple times for them to understand that it isn't the right number.

  78. Will my dealership stop calling me? by British · · Score: 1

    I get automated phone calls from my car dealership being Motorwerks BMW, again that is MOTORWERKS BMW in Bloomington, MN. Yeah, I have an established prior relationship with them, but it's really tacky of them to do that. Especially with how much they charge for certain parts. $75 for a license plate holder?

  79. Use the CallerID, Luke by rfc11fan · · Score: 1

    When my phone rings, I check the caller ID. If the call is not immediately identifiable as coming from someone with whom I actually may want to converse, I choose to let the phone ring until the caller gives up.

    Yes, I'm on the various Do Not Call registries. But their first infraction with respect to a given phone is free to the telemarketer, as I read the laws. And I don't want to sit through a first infraction with every telemarketer.

    Caller-ID filtering doesn't always suffice, though. It's a drag when I pick up the phone to make a call, and receive a (nuisance) call that hasn't had the courtesy to RING yet!

  80. Re:A good start. by soulsteal · · Score: 1

    I would suggest reading up on the Fair Credit Reporting Act with regards to collections attempts.

  81. Re:A good start. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Well maybe its time you invested in a recycled telephone number
    Right, and the solution to crime is to put the lawabiding safely away behind bars.

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  82. Re:A good start. by DarkAges · · Score: 1

    ... I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard people boast about how they're "smarter than the collection agencies" after getting off the phone with a collector. ...

    That's because we ARE smarter than the collection agencies. I recently had the rare privilege of telling a collector, "Do you realize you are talking to the second wife of the first husband of the ex-wife of the guy you're trying to find? Do you REALLY think I know where he is, or intend to pay his bills?"

    That was actually worth answering the call.

  83. Re:A good start. by roedelius · · Score: 1

    you have a $5,000 dollar insta-claim

    The code says "actual damages" plus "additional damages... but not exceeding $1,000".

  84. enforce a contract concerning drug trafficking by pbhj · · Score: 1

    You're not in the mafia are you! Here's 2 ways you can enforce that contract:

    1) bribe judiciary (very expensive)
    2) get a shotgun in court

    I'm sure there are plenty of other ways ... oh you meant using the legal system ... my bad.

  85. Re:A good start. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    And me makes four. The automated message leaves a number to call and asks for a person that does not and has never lived here. My number is not even recycled. I got Cox soon after they started offering phone service and mine was part of a brand new prefix that had never been assigned.
    Until I read this article, I used to get all pissed at the agency because I had long thought that it was ALREADY illegal to call anyone with a prerecorded message unless you already had a pre-existing business relationship.

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  86. Why are we wasting government resources on this?!? by stry_cat · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but why can't people just let their answering machine pick up these calls?

    Is it dinner time? Are all the loved ones at home? If yes to both turn down the answering machine volume and cut the ringer of the phone off.

    After dinner check the answering machine and quickly delete the unwanted called. There's never more than one or two.

    Any other time, when the phone rings, just check the caller ID and if it isn't a number you recognize let them talk to the machine. Actually I think this is the main reason I've been taken off most telemarketing lists. I never answer the phone and I never give them money.

    Really folks we don't need a whole government agency to handle something like this.

  87. Re:A good start. by NastyNate · · Score: 1

    Debt Collectors are the worse. My credit is perfect and my bills are paid. Yet i get a call every couple of days delivering an important message for Justin (my name isn't Justin, I don't know who Justin is) that is not a solicitation. When I call the 1-800 number it gives me to straiten the matter out, I can't get past their computer without entering an account number. WTF!!!! I don't have an account with you assholes, I just want you to stop calling me with recorded messages.

  88. Re:A good start. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    But the Fair Debt Collection Act only covers the deadbeats that actually owe the money. It doesn't protect the person whose number the deadbeat gave his creditors. If you say "No, that person doesn't live here" they have to assume you are that person and you are lying and continue to call. If it turns out they were wrong (and they are) then there is nothing the law can do about it, because you are not the person that the FDCPA protects. Your best bet is to lie and say "yep, that's me. Now stop calling". Then they can't call back. Of course, I couldn't do that because I am honest to a fault. And I don't encourage others to be dishonest. But that is unfortunately, the best way out when some lying deadbeat bastard gets you into this situation.

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  89. It won't do any good by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    All of my phone numbers are on the do not call list, and I still get fucking telemarketing calls. Sue em, you say? Call the state Attorney Generals office, you say? Well, you need identifying information, and it's impossible to get that when they hang up when you ask for the information, and they fake the caller ID number. Robo-calls won't stop because the FTC said so.

  90. recognising the company (UK) by pbhj · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that regulations require companies to identify themselves in all communications (it's certainly true for email and web under legislation in last 2 years) with you.

    That is a UK company that spams you and doesn't leave the company name and contact details, or who have a website and don't have that information on it are breaking the law.

    Review of requirements - http://www.businesslink.gov.uk/bdotg/action/ruDetail?type=REGUPDATE&itemId=1078632802
    The SI - http://www.opsi.gov.uk/SI/si2006/20063428.htm

    Would be stupid if this doesn't also apply to audio telecommunications ...!

  91. Another loophole by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    "telemarketers must provide an obvious, easy and quick way for consumers to opt-out of any call, the FTC said."

    Whenever i get left voicemail by telemarketers (always prerecorded messages that presumably don't realize they're talking to a real person) the first five or ten seconds get cut off, probably because the recording starts talking as soon as it thinks the phone has been picked up, and the voicemail system was giving instructions during that time rather than recording. So does this mean that they can just put the "obvious easy and quick way" right at the beginning? Even if they have to switch to live operators they can just instruct them to start talking as soon as the phone stops ringing, regardless of whether a person or machine answers, and blame the voicemail system for chopping off the opt-out part.

    Of course that's presuming that the fine print has already corrected the current broken system. Being told "press 5 now in order to have your name removed from our list" when listening to a recording of a recording isn't much help.

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  92. Depends on the business by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Contacting someone you do business with isn't illegal.

    That depends very much on what business one is talking about. Trafficking in controlled substances, black market weapons sales, racketeering, theft, extortion, and blackmail are all businesses where "contacting someone you do business with" is typically quite illegal.

  93. All phone calls can be opted-out! by cunamara · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just hang up the damned phone! What are you, an idiot? If you don't want to be interrupted by a phone conversation during dinner, don't answer the phone. Turn off the ringer, let the answering machine get it. Delete the message as soon as you can tell it's not someone you want to talk to. Jeez, people, it's simple! Stop pretending you're a victim.

    1. Re:All phone calls can be opted-out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that I don't want to be interrupted during dinner, it's that I don't want telemarketers to interrupt me during dinner. If friends or family call, that's fine, I can answer. I don't want to have to completely unplug my phone so that I don't have to deal with junk calls.

      And what about when I'm not eating dinner, anyway? I don't want my phone ringing every hour with junk calls that I'm just going to hang up on anyway. My options, according to you, are to either leave my phone unplugged all the time and never know when I'm getting a call, or just accepting the fact that 99% of the calls I get will be junk, and that I should take the time to run to my phone, answer, and hang up on all of them. Screw that.

    2. Re:All phone calls can be opted-out! by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Let me set up my auto-dialer to call your phone number every 30 minutes, with a blocked caller ID.

      Have fun opting-out of that.

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    3. Re:All phone calls can be opted-out! by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      And when you get 2-10 calls per day and at all hours of the day and night to the point where you can't get more than 2 hours of sleep and you're exhausted and then you fall asleep at the wheel and get in a car accident putting you in the hospital? (not a "hypothetical situation" at all... trust me). Just hanging up the phone is not a solution. There needs to be 2 things to solve this:

      1. Change the caller ID system such that it cannot be spoofed.
      2. Allow quick and easy blacklisting of a number by way of the Caller ID system.

      Problem solved. As much as I'd prefer an Opt-In system (with laws in place that require disclosing the actual name of each organization and their phone number which will be calling so that you can then opt out or blacklist later), but while I'm dreaming, I might as well wish to be the first man on Mars.

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    4. Re:All phone calls can be opted-out! by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      Using a computer to automate this process was handled higher up by a few people... would be nice if the laws added in a clause to the effect that if some tone (say 2.6KHz) was sent to the bot it would remove the number from its DB and hang up. Granted this doesn't exempt scammers who have any tech knowledge to circumvent it... though if it was hardcoded to the firmware of 'commercial' bots it could probably work. Said tone could be sent by answering machine, computer, cereal box toy, etc.

  94. Solution should not be hard, technically? by Idaho · · Score: 1

    So clearly this is one of those areas where legislation is not going to help.

    So how about creating a telephone that only accepts calls from people in your address book (stored on the phone itself)? In addition it might take messages from anyone else and store their number (from caller ID) with the message, so that you can easily add it to the addressbook if you want.

    Also you should be able to set it to not accept calls without caller ID at all, period.

    Seems to me that if the problem is as bad as some people here make it sound (where I live, it generally isn't so bad), there should be money to be made from such a thing, if it does not already exist...

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    1. Re:Solution should not be hard, technically? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      google's grandcentral does exactly that.

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  95. Here's my opt-out button... by shliddle · · Score: 1

    An air horn.

    1. Re:Here's my opt-out button... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like in DATE WITH AN ANGEL (1987)?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_with_an_Angel

      I wouldn't mind seeing that film again someday....

  96. Blocking numbers & complaining by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I don't have an account with you assholes, I just want you to stop calling me with recorded messages.

    Just in case it helps:

    AT&T these days will let you block up to 10 numbers to a land line you can specify through your web account. Other services often will allow the same. It's kept a few of the more annoying telemarketers away from our house. I'm particularly tired of the political messages but I seem to have no legal recourse for those.

    You also can file a complaint with the FCC in many cases though it isn't always clear if any action will be taken. Satisfying though...

    1. Re:Blocking numbers & complaining by ultranova · · Score: 1

      AT&T these days will let you block up to 10 numbers to a land line you can specify through your web account. Other services often will allow the same. It's kept a few of the more annoying telemarketers away from our house. I'm particularly tired of the political messages but I seem to have no legal recourse for those.

      Hmm... With mobile phones doing Java these days, would it be possible to make a spam filter for them ? Something in the lines of blocking all the incoming calls from numbers which aren't in the phone's phonebook ?

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  97. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They ARE exempt from the "Do not call" list - however they are not exempt from the "Fair Debt Collection Practices Act". If you would have only told them to stop in accordance with that Act, then they would have to stop calling you legally.
    The REAL problem, as stated above, is these loopholes and technicalities. Why should the average person have to know and use a "key phrase" to stop these calls? There SHOULD be a super do-not-call list. You sign up for it, and NO business can call you. That would be a good use of the Congress. Pass that. That's what we want.

  98. Sweet! by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 1
    I'm surprised you actually got a human. I tried getting a human and I tried using the number they used show on caller id to get someone to no avail.

    I have Caller ID now and I just don't pickup now if I see "Out of Area" or a number of "1-999-999-999" - which I'm sure Card Services is doing.

  99. might backfire by cecille · · Score: 1

    My bank calls every once in a while to offer new crap I don't need. It's a person on the other end, but an auto dialer. Unfortunately, they are not well connected, and if the person picks up, but there's no telemarketer to talk to you, it hangs up. Well, I guess the auto dialer went a bit nuts, or everyone quit or something 'cause for like 3 straight weeks I'd get multiple calls a day (started at about 3, ended up being about 8) where it was a hang up on the other end. Finally hit up the reverse lookup, found out who it was and went it to the bank. Told a teller, told the customer service rep, emailed the people on the website and nothing. It finally took a really nasty email to one of their corporate drones threatening to move all my accounts and report them before the calls stopped. Man, in those few weeks, what I wouldn't have given for once nice recorded message that I could hang up on and be done with....

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  100. Re:A good start. by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    This is my entire problem with debt collections, there is basically no regulation and when you demand proof of a debt, if they drop the matter they are not required as far as I know to send you proof! What will often happened, is that company will transfer the "debt" over to another company (usually owned by the same people and usually to the guy in the cubicle next to the one that called you). So legally, now we have a different company with this "debt" to collect, they will hold it and then try to collect again from you, hoping you have forgotten about the first call months or even years later.

    Well, just because you don't know something doesn't mean you're right.

    Read the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act.

    There, now you know.

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  101. Why should you have to? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Why should I have to waste time out of my day to track down all the appropriate information for DebtOnYourAss Inc, type up a letter, and mail it to them, when they shouldn't be calling me in the first place.

    If I tell them that Johnny Dontwannapay doesn't exist at my phone number, then they'd better stop calling.

  102. Re:A good start. by Kurt+Granroth · · Score: 1

    I kept getting hammered by an automated call only leaving a number to call back.. A Google search turned up the number belonged to a collection agency in Chicago. They were hammering stale cases and my new number from a move just happend to be one of the numbers they had. If you don't speak english and thus unable to follow the instructions to call, there is no way to stop these calls as there is never anyone on the line to talk to.

    It can be even worse than that. I was getting persistent calls from some debt collection agency about some other person with the same last name as me. I have a policy of not answering the phone unless I know who it is so all the calls went to my answering machine. Furthermore, I would delete the message off of the machine after listening to only a few seconds of it.

    Well, my wife got sick of that after a few months and decided to actually listen to the full message. It was an automated one but not just a recording. About half-way through, the automated voice says:
    "If you are the person in question, please stay on the line. Otherwise, hang up"

    It then waits a few seconds and, thinking it now has confirmation that I am the scofflaw they are looking for since I'm still on the line, it starts up on the threats!

    My wife finally called the agency to get us off their list. The first level of collector she talked to insisted that they have confirmation that so-and-so lives with us. Yes, from the freaking answering machine!

    Long story short, she finally talked to a manager who promised to take us off their list. He lied and they continued calling. She called again and talked to a different manager who also promised to take us off. We haven't had a call since.

  103. How It Works At My House by BigBlueOx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello. This is Barak Obama and I have an important ...

    Look, you freaking r-tard, if you call me ONE MORE TIME, I'm voting for McCain!! You got that, SFB?

    Hello. This is Barak Obama and I have an imp...

    That's IT!!! I warned you!!! Tard! Tard! AAAA! AAAA!

    Hello. This is John McCain and i have an important messag..
    Alright! Screw *all* you guys! I'm voting Communist! You hear me, brain boy?? I'm now a registered Communist!!! Take THAT! AAAA! AAAA!

    Hello. This is Angela Davis and I have an important message ...

  104. Now the legislature needs to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apply the same ban to political candidates and their handlers.

  105. My Opt-Out... by ElboRuum · · Score: 1

    Caller ID... the ORIGINAL whitelisting algorithm.

    1. Re:My Opt-Out... by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      Not necessary the best thing since some telemarketers have spoofed phone numbers here also.
      Spam, telemarketers, and other junk distributors will go through any means to get their junk to you.

  106. Re:Useless (poor lawmaking enables telespam) by fotbr · · Score: 1

    Not sure about his case, but Embarq refuses to offer dsl without POTS. Their reason? "It was popular in our trial markets, but we found we could make more money requiring phone service too." Word for word. They make more money charging people for something they don't need and don't want. Big surprise there, huh?

  107. Re:A good start. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Not true. The Act talks about what they can do to collect a debt. If they are acting to collect a debt, then that law covers them, even if they happen to not be talking to the person that owes them.

  108. Re:A good start. by wmbetts · · Score: 1

    I had the same thing happen to me, only they were speaking Spanish. I still have no clue who they were or what they wanted. If a number would have showed up I could have probably figured it out. I had to get a new number to stop the calls.

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  109. Re:A good start. by wmbetts · · Score: 1

    Right, and the solution to crime is to put the lawabiding safely away behind bars.

    Finally someone that agrees with me!

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  111. Pre-recorded calls by ChilyWily · · Score: 1

    These are the worst for me - especially since most of the ones I've received, have required me to listen to the entire message before even giving a number to 'remove' myself from their list. Worse, when I've called to be asked to remove, they want me to give them my number. Lesson learnt: When telecommunications become easier to use... they become even more easier to abuse. Where is the protection from abuse? and whom do I call?

  112. Re:Why are we wasting government resources on this by Shados · · Score: 1

    Same reason as with email spam. Real, potentially important calls get lost in the noise, making the medium a lot less useful.

  113. Re:A good start. by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. I have a perfect credit record and I regularly get calls from debt collection agencies looking for people that I've never heard of. I've had the same phone number for more than 10 years, so it isn't like I have a recently recycled telephone number.

    We've recently started getting mail (they appear to be bills) and phone calls from debt collectors for someone we've never heard of, and we've lived here for 32 years, had the same phone number for at least 20. This isn't a case of identity theft (that was the first thing I checked), just apparently some low-life used our address and phone number then vanished on their creditors. I'm glad it's not identity theft, but it's beyond annoying to be getting calls from debt collectors that refuse to believe that they're calling the wrong place. Getting them to stop is proving impossible. Since we aren't the actual person listed for the debt, we can't even properly request they stop contacting us. This appears to be a case where we really do need new laws to address the situation, and it doesn't help that debt collectors tend to be abusive when they think they're being lied to. I'm sure they do get lied to a lot, but being abusive isn't the answer (and is in fact illegal), especially when you will hit innocents now and then, which is becoming more likely by the day as identity theft increases.

  114. Re:A good start. by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, at any time a person may send a letter to the collection agency asking that all telephone communications cease. Afterwards, the collection agency may only send letters to the person updating them on any actions being taken towards the debt.

    There's a hole in this section however, if you aren't the actual party to the debt the collection agency will ignore it as you're not listed on their accounts. If you try to get creative and send it claiming you're the person they're looking for then you've just confirmed (in their minds) that you're really lying and they have the right place. So what do you do if you're in a situation like the parent? I've got the same thing happening (lived here 32 years, same phone number for at least 20, we have no clue who the person they're seeking is) and we can't get them to stop.

  115. Re:A good start. by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that they do have to stop calling you if you request it. You can find the relevant info at the Consumerist. Just try a search on "debt collector" or "collection agency". I'm sorry but I don't have time to look it up for you today.

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  116. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just wrong numbers. I have an unusual surname and get calls asking whether I know how to find people with the same name. Usually I say that I'm from an isolated branch of the family and don't know anybody, but occasionally the caller gets nasty and/or tries calling back several times over the next few weeks.

    I'm sure there are legal remedies for that sort of bullshit, but it should be as simple as an FTC complaint.

    - klx (AC because I've modded)

  117. Political Calls Still Exempt by shimane · · Score: 2

    Yeap, love those political robo calls? They are still exempt. We are working to remove that restriction. More at: http://www.stoppoliticalcalls.org/index.php

  118. Now if they could only.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...do the same for viagara and drug advertisements on TV.

    I always find it amusing that we are fighting SPAM in email, over the phone, etc. but nothing is being done about the SPAM on television. Most cable companies now have two-way communication for on-demand services, how hard would it be to allow the TV viewer to set add preferences (i.e. coke commercials in place of drug commercials, etc.).

    David

  119. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just thought I'd remind you that there are TWO official languages in New Zealand, although I never met anybody who could ONLY speak Maori.

  120. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, overedited that -- I meant to say, "Usually they go away politely when I say I'm from an isolated branch ..." - klx

  121. All this means now... by Schmyz · · Score: 1

    ...is some other means of them droning in our ear will be invented to fight the term "prerecorded"...they will find another media...or worse yet...some one from india in a sweat shop will be chain smoking cigs and calling you at dinner.

  122. Wasn't this *already* illegal? by neuroxmurf · · Score: 0

    How can I be the only person who doesn't see any change in the rules here? The TCPA already provides:

    (b) Restrictions on use of automated telephone equipment
    (1) Prohibitions
    It shall be unlawful for any person within the United States, or any person outside the United States if the recipient is within the United States--
    [...]
    (B) to initiate any telephone call to any residential telephone line using an artificial or prerecorded voice to deliver a message without the prior express consent of the called party, unless the call is initiated for emergency purposes or is exempted by rule or order by the Commission under paragraph (2)(B);

    So what, exactly, is the deal?

  123. Illegal in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prerecorded messages are already illegal in California unless a live operator gets your consent to play the message.

  124. Re:A good start. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Um, I got calls from Aarons' Rents for over a month asking for somebody I've never heard of when I got a new job-related cellphone. So add me to the list. Luckily for me they were reasonable once I finally talked to someone who could do something and I got my number taken off the account.

    For that matter, my parents (who have perfect credit, FWIW) have gotten calls from some debt collection agency asking for personal details. I looked the number up on Google and apparently other people have been getting calls from the same number, same M.O. I don't even think it should be legal, but I suspect debt collection agencies are starting to troll random numbers trying to dig up people who've successfully moved off-the-grid.

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  125. Re:A good start. by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1

    With all due respect, if you ("you" in general, not the parent poster) can't speak English then what the fuck are you doing living in an English speaking country? I live in New Zealand and we get these stories all the time how there are special translation services being offered and suggested for those who are "English impaired". WTF? How are these people even allowed to immigrate here?

    Unlike many other nations, the USA does not specify an official language in its constitution or laws. There are parts of the country where Spanish is more popular than English. Of course there are also neighborhoods where Italian, Russian, Hindi, Yiddish, etc is the predominate language.

    I understand that English and Maori are the official languages of New Zealand. Would you discriminate against a New Zealander who spoke only Maori?

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  126. Re:A good start. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Not really... (emphasis mine)

    May a debt collector contact anyone else about your debt?

    If you have an attorney, the debt collector must contact the attorney, rather than you. If you do not have an attorney, a collector may contact other people, but only to find out where you live, what your phone number is, and where you work. Collectors usually are prohibited from contacting such third parties more than once. In most cases, the collector may not tell anyone other than you and your attorney that you owe money.

    According to that, you could as effectively say "I'm not the person you're trying to find, I don't know where he/she is, and stop calling me."

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  127. Re:A good start. by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    A good way to deal with the "we left you our number" issue, if your phone line is capable of it, is to call the number twice and then bridge the 2 lines. It can be quite funny when they realize they just got a call from themselves - sadly they usually don't realize this is the case. By sadly, I mean it's sad for the whole human race.

    After a few weeks of this, they gave up.

  128. Here's a quandry by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 0

    What happens when the opt out instructions are pre-recorded!?

  129. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Furthermore, at any time a person may send a letter to the collection agency asking that all telephone communications cease. Afterwards, the collection agency may only send letters to the person updating them on any actions being taken towards the debt.

    It took me over 40 calls to get the name of the collection agency calling for someone who's name I'd never heard before. I didn't even know it was a collection agency until then. The f-ing agency bragged on it's website that it did a breadth first search. I assume that means calling all the wrong leads first. On top of that the law you quoted only applies to the people who owe the money, not to wrong numbers. Still, a letter did end the calls. Debt collectors are assholes. They know they call lots of wrong numbers, but refuse to listen, just in case it's the right number. The intended method is harassment. It's not like the person forgot to pay.

  130. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean Craig Jebsen? He's hassling me too.

  131. Re:A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Collectors usually are prohibited from contacting such third parties more than once.

    And yet. A polite, "You have the wrong number" doesn't always work in my experience.

  132. I hope this works. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    I get a ton of those "Your vehicle's warranty has expired..." which all of them and it variations have flooded my company's phone system. However I have no idea who is the real caller is since the caller ID's are spoofed and since we are open company we need to answer all calls so they is the problem. I hope that FTC will find these "female donkey orifices" and stop this "male bovine feces".
    However there are companies that do legitimate business using prerecorded messages to call you that something is ready. For example Walgreens uses prerecorded message to announce that your prescription is ready to be picked up. I wish that the law doesn't affect these legitimate businesses since you have a pre-existing business with them.

  133. Re:A good start. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Some telemarketers don't obey the laws; that's hardly news. FWIW, "You have the wrong number. Please do not call this number again." might work better than a simple "you have the wrong number", and if you mentioned the FDCPA it might hold more weight.

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  134. Re:A good start. by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

    3) Deal with them under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. They MUST inform of you their mailing address and the appropriate department. Send them a typed letter explaining that you are not the person they keep asking for, you have no knowledge of this person any debts this person has. Demand that all communications to that number cease immediately or you will seek remedies under the FDCPA.

    In fact, the mere mention of an FDCPA letter will stop a borderline-reputable collector cold. I say "borderline", because they operate with just enough ethics to avoid becoming a target of a prosecutor or a litigant, while they toss any ethics aside by relying on people's ignorance of the FDCPA.

    In short, if the debt isn't yours to pay and they continue to call you anyway, tell them that they're in violation over the phone, and they will most likely shut up. If they don't, start writing, because that debt collector needs a reality check.

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  135. Re:A good start. by EdIII · · Score: 1

    I think your missing the point here on several levels:

    if you aren't the actual party to the debt the collection agency will ignore it as you're not listed on their accounts.

    They can't ignore you. Harassment is not a constitutionally protected behavior. It does not matter if you are the person holding the debt, or if you are not the person holding the debt. Harassment, is still, harassment under the laws. You would have good standing for a civil suit. The bottom line is that most people give up instead of actually proceeding to litigate. That is why they continue to act the way they do. YOU need to convince them you are not most people.

    If you try to get creative and send it claiming you're the person they're looking for then you've just confirmed (in their minds) that you're really lying and they have the right place.

    There is nothing creative about it. You don't claim to be anybody else other than who you really are. Lying, or telling the truth is irrelevant. Under the FDPCA, they must discontinue all communications via telephone once they receive the request in writing. The only exceptions are to basically tell you that it is over or they are finally suing you in a court.

    You seem to think they can operate outside of the FDCPA with impunity. They can't. If they are calling people that having nothing to with an account, that is your basic harassment. It does NOT matter what they think "in their minds". That justification will not hold up in a court of law. "Your honor, my clients believed the plaintiff was just lying about who he was", is a bullshit defense and the judge will see right through it.

    Both under the FDCPA, and outside of it, your best response is a written letter. After that if it continues, you forward the letters and their responses along with your phone records, to the attorney general for their state and to the FTC.

    "You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink". Trust me. I have done this more than once, and not just for myself. It works. You can continue to argue why it can't work, shouldn't work, or you can finally take action and make it stop.

  136. Re:Why are we wasting government resources on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because some people like to talk to people without forcing friends to talk over the answering machine message loud enough to be heard.

    Other people (like us) don't get Caller ID for free with phone service. Adding Caller ID would increase the bill by about 15% a month.

    A few people don't have answering machines.

    Just because you can't see a reason, doesn't mean there isn't one.

    Another reason: tragedy of the commons.

  137. Re:A good start. by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

    +1 here. I regularly got debt collector calls about someone who shares my name and birth month (not date, but who can expect a debt collector to do their job and actually look up the right person). It took a police report and an a identity theft investigation to uncover that it wasn't someone using my details, but some jackass not doing their job properly

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  138. Re:A good start. by Tesen · · Score: 1

    I was not claiming to be right, I was claiming as far as I knew, there now you know.

    And thanks for reminding me to read Fair Debt Collection Practices Act.

  139. Re:A good start. by pauls2272 · · Score: 1

    >I've got the same thing happening (lived here 32 years, same phone number for at least >20, we have no clue who the person they're seeking is) and we can't get them to stop.

    I had the EXACT same situation. I bought a new house, got a new phone. I got a huge number of phone calls for the guy who had the phone number before me. The phone calls dropped off after awhile but I still got 3-4 per month. Then a couple years ago, I started getting a lot of them again (usually at 8AM on Saturday). Explaining that you have had this number for 8+ years did no good. They would continue to call. I read the FTC laws and even quoted them to these guys on the phone but no go. I threatened lawsuits against them and their response was to simply hang up on me. If I asked for a mailing address or the owners name of the collection agency, they would usually refuse to give it to me. Those that did always gave me a PO box (which cannot be served a summons) and refused to give me a physical address or a name of a supervisor or owner.

    I ended up solving my problem quite simply. PacBell, my telephone provider was bought out and I got a letter saying I had 30 days to select a new plan or one would be selected for me. Instead I called my cable company and went with their phone service. I transfered my phone number over so I had the same old one but I decided to LIST the number (before I was unlisted). Since I have listed it, the huge number of phone calls from collection agencies had stopped. I did get one for my name for a guy living in a town nearby but that has been it so far.

  140. Funny how the "Do Not Call List" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was supposed to fix this...

    In the Telecommunications Act (1991, 1996), made many of these types of calls illegal via the FCC (class 2 misdemeanor - Title 47):
    http://www.fcc.gov/telecom.html
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_Consumer_Protection_Act_of_1991
    By splitting oversight between the FCC and FTC and the "no-call list" from an internal one to a national "Do Not Call Registry" - it all became a mess. The laws are muddled, the enforcement is lax, the solicitors are returning to the tactic, and now there is a Federal database of our names and phone numbers. Brilliant!

    Good for the FTC if they can get this to work (I seriously doubt it). Predictive dialing, anyone?

  141. Re:A good start. by unitron · · Score: 1

    Right, and the solution to crime is to put the lawabiding safely away behind bars.

    They do that already. It's called "gated communities".

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  142. one more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3. Caller ID service on home phone lines must provided at no additional charge.

  143. Re:A good start. by simontek2 · · Score: 1

    I order a business line, it was put in and 30 seconds after I had the phone hooked up, I had companies calling to sell me credit card machines, etc. I was given the number, but hadn't gave it out to anyone yet.

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  144. Re:A good start. by LordKronos · · Score: 1

    Well, that definitely sounds like a recycled business number. I really can't believe the phone company would be THAT efficient at selling new business contact details. I mean, come on. 30 seconds?

  145. Do not call? by sglines · · Score: 1

    What ever happened to the do not call list. I have suddenly been getting a barrage of telemarketing calls. I thought these were illegal with a hefty fine. What happened? Is this like all good government programs: no teeth?

  146. Re:A good start. by cparker15 · · Score: 1

    With some phone numbers, it's less hastle and easer to simply get another number and drop the number that is on the bad boys list. One call fixes it instead of a letter writing campaign.

    In my case, a collection agency was looking for the previous owner of my home. They found my unpublished number and started calling me, demanding that I let them speak to the previous home owner (who I'd never met in my life). Changing my phone number wouldn't have solved anything. They only stopped when I informed them their calls were not welcome and any further attempt to contact the previous home owner using my phone number would be met with a call back from a lawyer and a harassment lawsuit. I haven't received any calls since.

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  147. Re:A good start. by B-a-Z.nl · · Score: 1

    Hate to bring it to you, but in Shanghai nearly all the signs are in both English and Chinese (even the subway announcer). I had no problem dealing with the government when I was there (restaurants etc. are a different matter).

    I will concede that this is the international hot spot of China and it won't be like this everywhere, but if sufficient numbers of people don't speak the local language, maybe the locals can adapt a little?

  148. Re:A good start. by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    I have a perfect credit record

    Have I got a deal for you! We can give you a great rate on a new loan so you can have a larger house, buy a nicer car, or fix up the den!

    Would you like a new Credit Card?

  149. Re:A good start. by Detritus · · Score: 1

    The reason that I have a perfect credit record is that I didn't go out and buy all those things :).

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