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Japan Demands Probe of iPod Nano Flameouts

iminplaya sends in an item from TechNewsWorld that begins, "Several incidents of iPod Nanos bursting into flames have created consumer jitters in gadget-happy Japan. Apple is downplaying the problem, pointing out that no major injuries or damage have been reported. The problem is due to defective batteries, the company said, and only a tiny percentage of the devices have caught on fire." Japan has seen 14 such incidents so far, two in recent days. iminplaya adds, "I like that. Only a 'tiny percentage'... Is anybody beginning to understand why I would prefer that these devices not be allowed on airplanes?"

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  1. Yes, only a tiny percentage by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry your honor, I only punched fourteen people in the face after taking their money. That's such a tiny percentage of the population.

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    1. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry your honor, I only punched fourteen people in the face after taking their money. That's such a tiny percentage of the people I took money from.

      There, fixed it for you.

    2. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by x2A · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry your honor, I only punched fourteen people in the face after taking their money. That's such a tiny percentage of the people I took money from.

      There, tried to make that funnier for you in a way that I've seen lots of people doing lately, but seem to have failed.

      There, fixed that for ya.

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    3. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm hoping the /. groupthink is too distracted to notice.

    4. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please eat burning coal.

      Thanks!

    5. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by nomadic · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm sorry your honor, I only punched fourteen people in the face after taking their money. That's such a tiny percentage of the population.

      The thing about mac zealots is, if their purchasing trends are any indication, they'll actually thank you for both punching them and taking their money.

    6. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by x2A · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well it is good to have hope! And I do like getting distracted... tho I can't say I've ever noticed any signs of 'groupthink' on here... haha okay that last one was a joke. That AC poster below seems real unimpressed, (whispers) but judging by the strength of his response, I'd say he's probably already having a bad day! Or of course just heard someone say "burnung coal" recently and has been waiting for any chance to pull that one out on someone! Is polite enough to say 'please' and 'thanks' so doesn't have the courage of conviction required to just deliver the message; has to try and look polite and clever ("look, I can use sarcasm!"). Either way, I don't think you have to worry, am sure we can all chalk this one up to a lesson :-p

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    7. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by martinw89 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm confused, are you criticizing groupthink or whoring it out? Or both? Come on, it's not THAT cheap of a whore. Get some respect!

    8. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry your honor, I only punched fourteen people in the face after taking their money. That's such a tiny percentage of the population.

      Yeah, that percentage is even smaller considering the fact that most people don't even glue their nanos to their face. Now if they could just get their R&D Department to find a way to make their nano ear buds spontaneously burst into flames, now that would certainly be something.

    9. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by strabes · · Score: 1
      BAM! End a sentence with a preposition!

      That's such a tiny percentage of the people from whom I took money.

      How do you expect a judge to listen to you when you don't speak correctly!? Silly... :)

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    10. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Apropos. Is there a gammatical reference for englist, which is in EBNF or at least a similar proper and complete form? Preferably without the vocabulary normally used to explain grammar.
      And more like a language reference.

      I *detest* those chaotic (meaning: on structure, no consistency, no logic) pseudo-easy (meanin: too dumbed down to be usable) grammar books that you can get from amazon.

      I would even put real money on the table if I could get a high-quality reference like described above.

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    11. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh, and please:
      "Learning by example(s)" is the exact opposite of what I'm searching.

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    12. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not allowed to end a sentence with a preposition!? To quote Winston Churchill, that is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put!

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    13. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by pcolaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      BAM! End a sentence with a preposition!

      That's such a tiny percentage of the people from whom I took money.

      How do you expect a judge to listen to you when you don't speak correctly!? Silly... :)

      As bad as our education system is, do you expect that judge to necessarily notice the bad grammar that you mentioned? Oh wait, let me rephrase that in a way that our grammatically weak overlords will understand: Do you think judges will notice, our not good speakin'!

    14. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

    15. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by baldass_newbie · · Score: 0, Redundant

      A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

      I find your thoughts fascinating, Mr. Durden and would like to know more. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

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    16. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Entirely false. Vehicles are always recalled if there is a recurring problem. It's not just lawsuits, it's reputation at stake.

    17. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a gammatical reference for englist, which is in EBNF or at least a similar proper and complete form?

      Looks like an English dictionary would be a good buy, too. Of course, I'll probably end up with a typo too since I'm pointing it out...

    18. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by projektdotnet · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first rule of slashdot is...

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    19. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Ford has a crap reputation anyway, why bother wasting money on recalls?

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    20. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by thund3rstruck · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Is anybody beginning to understand why I would prefer that these devices not be allowed on airplanes?" If iPod's ever get banned from airplanes then I will hunt you down and kill you like the villainous scum you are.

    21. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Sebilrazen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I find your thoughts fascinating, Mr. Durden and would like to know more. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

      Technically that wasn't Tyler Durden, it was our unnamed narrator. Some people (me) speculate that Edward Norton's character's name was Jack, hence I am Jack's raging bile duct, and all of the diaries of Jack's organs, but you never actually find out his real name. Tyler was just a more realized manifestation of his persona, much more so than Rupert or Cornelius. Then again Jack could just be a general moniker similar to John Q. Public or Tom, Dick and Harry.

      On that note - Wanna buy some soap?

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    22. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure to bring your IPod Nano with you when you do that!

    23. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by strabes · · Score: 1

      For a non-native speaker, you type pretty well. Most native speakers can't even correctly spell the word "grammar!"

      The reason you can't find a "logical" English grammar book is that grammar rules English are violated so often that there is essentially no logic, system, or method behind any of it. Punctuation is probably the most "logical" part. Spelling? Forget it. "I before E, except after C?" What a joke.

      Good luck to you!

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    24. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by strabes · · Score: 1

      Come on man, it was a joke (the grammar advice is, however, true). That's why there was a smiley face emoticon at the end!

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    25. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Scudsucker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like when Ford and Firestone sat on the problem of tires blowing out on Explorers while people were being paralyzed or dying, and even after the lawsuits started coming in?

    26. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      But I've wondered if that scene, among others, is you are seeing the Tyler persona on Jack. Like the "Tyler's words coming out of my mouth" scene, or the beats-himself up in his boss's office scene.

    27. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't you punch them in the face before you took their money?

    28. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know, just thought I'd emphasize the point.

    29. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Malak1000 · · Score: 1

      Which car company do you work for?

    30. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      Where's the fun in that? When punching someone in the face becomes part of your work, it just takes all the fun out of it!

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    31. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

      It's not that simple. Corporations must also account for lost future sales due to bad publicity. Public perception / pressure is a strong motivating factor for corporations. Even if it didn't make sense in a purely financial sense, it's highly likely that a company wouldn't be willing to risk ruining their long-term reputation for quarterly profits.

      Still, maybe Apple feels they have public credit to burn... no pun intended.

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    32. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by multisync · · Score: 1

      BAM! End a sentence with a preposition!

      I'm not sure if you are trying to imply that the sentence

      That's such a tiny percentage of the people from whom I took money

      ends in a preposition, but AFAIK it does not.

      "Money" is a noun, and the propositional phrase "from whom I took" describes the relationship "money" has to the object of the sentence - "the people." So "from whom I took money" would be an adjective, describing "the people." If he had written "That's such a tiny percentage of the people I took money from," that, I believe, would be ending a sentence in a preposition.

      If I am wrong, please re-write the sentence in a manner that would be grammatically correct and share it with us.

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    33. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by strabes · · Score: 1

      If he had written "That's such a tiny percentage of the people I took money from," that, I believe, would be ending a sentence in a preposition.

      That's exactly what he did. From the GP's post:

      That's such a tiny percentage of the people I took money from.

      I was making a joke about the GP's use of "from" at the end of his fixed sentence. The joke was that I was grammatically fixing his "fixed" sentence. Perhaps you just misread the posts, and maybe I shouldn't have used the quote tags when fixing his sentence.

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    34. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by multisync · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry, my bad. I didn't look back at his original post, and thought you were quoting him directly. These "fixed that for you" posts get a little confusing. Thanks for the correction, and for diplomatic way you pointed out my error. :)

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    35. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, what were we talking about? I can't be bothered to read all that ...

    36. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by ins0m · · Score: 1

      I before E, except in Budweiser.

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    37. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      "If it gets posted there's a car analogy of it"?

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    38. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      No, I meant Engrish... of course... See how bad I'm at Engrish. I certainly need to become better at it. ;D

      (DOH, for me not using the spell checker on that *one* post where it really counts. :D)

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    39. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

      or the beats-himself up in his boss's office scene.

      You mean when he says it reminds him of the first time he met Tyler? News flash: Jack == Tyler. Remember Marla? The guy at the bar when he realizes what Project Mayhem is?
      I can't believe I'm pointing this crap out on /. on a Friday night.

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    40. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      News flash: Jack == Tyler.

      Uh, no shit, Sherlock. My point was that Jack seemed to be changing more and more into Tyler, as the those scenes were not Jack-like but very Tyler-like. Sort of like how Bruce Banner had his personalities rearranged and was smart in Hulk form but turned back into a 98 lbs weakling if he got pissed off.

    41. Re:Yes, only a tiny percentage by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What, 1f th3r3's no 3 or 1 1n th3 sc3nt3nc3?

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  2. spontaneous combustion by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only a tiny percentage of people have ever burst into flames. We shouldn't let them on airplanes either.

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    1. Re:spontaneous combustion by gerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I won't bring them on planes for fear of the DHS confiscating my stuff for no reason.

    2. Re:spontaneous combustion by x2A · · Score: 1

      You fear the DHS confiscating people that you take onto planes for no reason??? :-p

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    3. Re:spontaneous combustion by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      ...Yeah, pretty much.

      Well, I'm not gerf, but I agree with them.

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    4. Re:spontaneous combustion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the ":-p" emoticon doesn't let you get away with something so utterly lame and unfunny.

    5. Re:spontaneous combustion by x2A · · Score: 1

      And I certainly didn't get away with it huh, cuz that sure told me :-/

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    6. Re:spontaneous combustion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I often find myself packing small children into my carry on, when I should be placing them in my checked in luggage.

    7. Re:spontaneous combustion by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      And only a tiny percentage of snakes have ever burst into flames. We shouldn't let them on airplanes either.

    8. Re:spontaneous combustion by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      Only a tiny percentage of people have ever burst into flames. We shouldn't let them on airplanes either.

      It happens all the time, to dozens of people per year... Its just not widely reported!
      Now where did my drummer go ?

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    9. Re:spontaneous combustion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      snakes on a plane 2: snake inferno

      There are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane AND they are on mother fucking fire!

  3. Why banned on airplanes? by lindseyp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because you have a poor grasp of the concept of probability?

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    1. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At 0.001% of Nanos affected, it's probably more likely that your plane's engine bursts into flame than a Nano brought onto the flight.

    2. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Vectronic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It would only be a nano-fire anyways...

      Besides, of the nearly 0% (0.001% according to BlueG3) of Nanos, of the far less percentage on airplanes at any given moment...

      Say one catches fire, what the hell are the odds of anything but "Shit, Not My Nano!" and a puff of smoke happening? Anyone holding/directly attached to one would notice really quick, and its not exactly a bonfire, dropping it would probably put it out, any in luggage, would probably just smolder a bit, but do nothing but wreck a shirt or two... hell, even in optimal conditions, I don't think anything of significance would happen, unless you happen to transport your nano wrapped in a bag of gasoline or something, and even then isn't the luggage compartments at atmosphere (ie: not pressurized like the cabin?)...etc...

      How many planes caught fire and crashed when smoking was still legal on planes? (still is on some airlines)... probably zero, and thats an open flame and/or ember... im sure a few seats, or maybe a curtain has caught fire from that... ive never heard of a crash or anyone dying from it though [Citation Please?] If it exists.

    3. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. That's how airline security works. They're all about focusing on things with a low probability.
      If you took all the airlines security and made them mechanics... that would make flying even safer.

    4. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by x2A · · Score: 1

      What % of people who fly on planes intent on hijacking them to fly them into buildings? Can't be that high, but airports/etc still try stopping would be hijackers from being able to board planes tho. If something's not essential, even if the chances are low of things going wrong, the risk (potential mass loss of life) usually dictates that the chance is just not worth taking. However, I did figure this was only a risk while the device was charging, in which case they'd be safe on planes, but that's just a guess. If not, I am curious as to the mechanism by which they spontaneously combust (perhaps discharging too quickly?) if anyone has any answers.

      Now what airplanes could do with is lil USB ports to plug memory sticks in with lil headphone jacks so you can copy a bunch of mp3s to listen to during the flight if there really is demand for it.

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    5. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      At 0.001% of Nanos affected, it's probably more likely that your plane's engine bursts into flame than a Nano brought onto the flight.

      Unless you're talking about Apple's new "iPlane" product...

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    6. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by joeava · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that there are many passengers on a flight and there are many flights in a single day. Simplifying a bit, assume that we have 100 passengers with Nanos, the probability of bursting into flame would be 1-(1-0.001%)^100 ~ 0.1%

    7. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Informative

      How many planes caught fire and crashed when smoking was still legal on planes?

      I can mention at least one: Varig flight 820.

    8. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by x2A · · Score: 1

      "dropping it would probably put it out" ... "How many planes caught fire and crashed when smoking was still legal"

      I dunno, it's from the batteries getting very hot, so it's not caused by something being ignited, it's a hot high energy chemical fire, so it's not like dropping a lit cigarette which you can stamp out, is more like dropping a bunch of sparklers that would just burn through the rubber on the bottom of your shoes. And it could be in ya pocket, so option for just letting go and dropping it mightn't be there anyway.

      Also, while the chances do appear low, the chances of laptops going up must also be pretty low, but (occording to the article) that has happened on planes. No mention of planes crashin etc due to it though. But considering how easy a risk it is to mitigate, it does seem silly not to. Even the space shuttle, which only had one ipod on board (that we saw) used an alternative battery for it.

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    9. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At 0.001% of Nanos affected, it's probably more likely that your plane's engine bursts into flame than a Nano brought onto the flight.

      So there's 1.4 million first-gen nanos in Japan? Hm. Anyway... Narita handled 16,464 flights in March; 0.001% would be an engine fire every six months, just for Narita.

      But there's a more important detail: consumer electronics are not supposed to be able to catch fire by their own failure, period. They're supposed to melt and smolder and char due to component failure, but never ignite. So it's not just the failure rate, it's the type of failure. Absolutely there should be an investigation after 14 units.

    10. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by x2A · · Score: 1

      (excuse me answering my own question - I read some more of the article hehe)

      "I am curious as to the mechanism by which they spontaneously combust"

      Article says "Their batteries were short-circuiting and bursting into flame when microscopic metal particles came into contact with other parts"... so there we have it.

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    11. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by black_lbi · · Score: 1

      Don't mind him. He's just cranky that Duke Nukem Forever isn't out yet ...

    12. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by x2A · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "handled 16,464 flights in March; 0.001% would be an engine fire every six months, just for Narita"

      No, it should be 0.001% of their planes not flights, unless you also multiply the ipods by the amount of times (or amount of time) they're used in the same way that you're multplying the number of planes by the amount of times (or amount of time) they take off and land. Remember, you have to do the same on both sides of the equasion.

      "consumer electronics are not supposed to be able to catch fire by their own failure"

      The electronics bits yeah, but we're talking a high energy chemical storage device, which makes things slightly different... okay, only slightly, it's still not meant to burst into flames, but it has been happening a lot over past few years in laptop, mobile phones, basically anythings that use lithium-ion batteries can be at risk if there are battery defects.

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    13. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I like that. Only a 'tiny percentage'... Is anybody beginning to understand why I would prefer that these devices not be allowed on airplanes?

      Which ones? Paper airplanes? Tiny airplanes? Nano airplanes?

      If we have an airplane that can easily catch fire because of a tiny little battery that's on fire inside a tiny little nano player, then perhaps we need to start rethinking our entire aeronautic industry. If a nano can take a plane down, then may be next time it will be a mosquito. And if god forbid we're lucky enough not to have any mosquito collide with any major commercial airplanes, then may be the next time it might just be an overweight flea that takes a Boeing 747 down.

    14. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      That's 0.001% of Nanos affected _at some point in their lifetimes_. For the failure to occur DURING a few-hours flight, would be drastically less likely!

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    15. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by DeadChobi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'd imagine that a nano battery explosion would be pretty similar to this video, but on a much smaller scale. So a lot of smoke, and possibly even a violent explosion or two. It might even be enough to catch any number of plastic parts in the iPod on fire.

      It's certainly going to be a lot more violent than an ember from a cigarrette.

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    16. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In light of this, I hereby demand that we ban all engines from flights immediately.

    17. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      I read it as 1.4 million first generation nanos sold in a 15 month period in Japan, which seems a bit high.

    18. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by joeava · · Score: 1

      That's true. Failure rate during a flight is far less than 0.001%. I just take that number as a example to point out that: 1. Even if the possibility of a bursting Nanos is very small, considering its popularity and the large number of flights, the overall possibility of fire caused by Nanos can be significantly increased. 2. If somebody risk their lives because of this, we have to take it very seriously.

    19. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But considering how easy a risk it is to mitigate, it does seem silly not to.

      No no no no no.

      You could get a paper cut tomorrow from a newspaper in a subway station, and it could get infected, and you could die of gangrene! Easy to fix: ban newspapers in subway stations!

      What about that keyboard you're using? Did you know there are springs in keyboards? Did you know that a spring could pop out and go directly into your eye? We'd better ban springs in keyboards, it's easy enough to make horrible springless ones.

      The proper way to tell what should be fixed is not how easy it is to mitigate. It's how expensive it is to mitigate versus the value of doing so. And note that neither of those are measured in dollars - they're measured in a much more abstract concept, "worth".

      Weigh the chance and danger of an iPod bursting into flame on a plane (extremely low, and extremely low, multiplied together) versus the compounded irritation of every traveler in America being unable to bring the most popular music player on the planet with them on a plane (extremely high, times a huge number.) Sure, it would be easy to fix . . . but it's just not worth it.

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    20. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in a worst case scenario (dropping the iPod or some basic common sense moves do not stop the flames), I would hope that airline personnel are trained to put out small electrical fires (and have access to the equipment to do so). Otherwise, we have much bigger problems than the occasional extremely improbable battery flare-up.

      Also, pardon me if I'm wrong, but in most of these cases, didn't the problem occur while charging the device? Isn't that even more unlikely to occur on the plane? (I know that some flights are offering charging facilities in certain seating areas, but still...)

    21. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      What % of people who fly on planes intent on hijacking them to fly them into buildings? Can't be that high, but airports/etc still try stopping would be hijackers from being able to board planes tho.

      More because many many more people are reactionary idiots than critical thinkers.

      If something's not essential, even if the chances are low of things going wrong, the risk (potential mass loss of life) usually dictates that the chance is just not worth taking.

      People are essentially irrational. They fear unlikely deaths disproportionately more than likely ones. You are far more likely to die in a car accident than from a terrorist attack. Yet, we fear terrorists FAR more than motorists. Fear of terrorism at its current levels is stupid.

      More lives would be saved if we put the money and effort towards driver education and vehicle maintenance.

    22. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If something's not essential, even if the chances are low of things going wrong, the risk (potential mass loss of life) usually dictates that the chance is just not worth taking.

      Depends how low.

      I would actually file this under the pseudo-Ben-Franklin-quote: "Those who would trade essential liberty for temporary security deserve neither."

      Ok, it's overkill -- iPods on planes is not essential liberty. But my point is, absolutely everything is a risk, and trying to cover every risk misses the point. For example:

      Now what airplanes could do with is lil USB ports to plug memory sticks in with lil headphone jacks so you can copy a bunch of mp3s to listen to during the flight if there really is demand for it.

      So now we'll find that there's both faulty and terrorist-created memory stick which burst into flames -- or which launch a virus which somehow makes its way into the navigation system, flying you into a building.

      If you're paranoid enough, everything's a risk. Since everything's a risk, the only way you know which risks you should care about is by calculating them -- what's an acceptable loss, which is the greater of two risks (and thus deserves more attention), and so on.

      By the way: You can't say "acceptable loss is 0", because then the math won't work. What you can do is start at, say, 99% probability of safety, and keep adding nines until you're happy -- realizing that each nine is going to cost you a fuckton of money and convenience, while providing no visible benefit -- after all, people don't notice when things work, they notice when they break.

      Again: If it's more likely that your plane's engine bursts into flame, knowing how much rigor they put into making sure that doesn't ever happen, I think you're pretty safe from your nano. If those odds scare you, you probably shouldn't be flying in the first place -- or going outside.

      Also, considering that there have been no major injuries or damage... How much of a risk is this, even if it did go off? How big of an "explosion"?

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    23. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by x2A · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Did you know there are springs in keyboards?"

      I'm on a laptop, no springs, just lil bits of rubber... but that is, of course, besides the point, your examples are of people causing harm to themselves, and yes of course it should be up to any responsible adult to decide what risks they expose themselves to, but during flights, their responsibility is to everyone, no just to the person who decides what risks to take for themself, and if that means excluding a product range with a battery that has been known to be able to spontaneously combust, then I don't think that's as simple to write off as "oh what are the odds?".

      There are ways of listening to music that don't require a lithium-ion battery if it's that important for the flight time. There have been cases of lithium-ion battery powered devices catching fire on planes, it might be low odds, but it's still "it happens".

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    24. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      At 0.001% of Nanos affected, it's probably more likely that your plane's engine bursts into flame than a Nano brought onto the flight.

      What would happen if terrorists filled a large trunk with thousands of Nanos? Then the risk to passengers of one DETONATING, setting off the rest causing a fire in the luggage compartment and BRINGING DOWN the plane would be quite high.

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    25. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by pcolaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      (excuse me answering my own question - I read some more of the article hehe)

      "I am curious as to the mechanism by which they spontaneously combust"

      Article says "Their batteries were short-circuiting and bursting into flame when microscopic metal particles came into contact with other parts"... so there we have it.

      That's what they want you to think. The reality of the matter is that the reality distortion field, colliding with the common sense field, caused a tachyon burst that, coupled with remodulation, opened up a micro wormhole that resulted in the explosion. Oh wait, this isn't the writers meeting for the proposed new Star Trek series? Sorry, moving along.

    26. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      At 0.001% of Nanos affected, it's probably more likely that your plane's engine bursts into flame than a Nano brought onto the flight.

      The odds of TWO affected Nanos drop well below even that. Decrease the odds, bring your own affected iPod Nano!!

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    27. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      Your spring could leap out of the keyboard and hit someone else in the face. The newspaper you're reading could be caught by a sudden gust of wind, and slice a nearby Nobel prizewinner's artery open!

      It is, in fact, as simple to write off as "what are the odds". First, you figure out the odds.

      They're reasonably simple to guess at - apple has sold somewhere north of 100 million iPods so far, I'd wildly guess there's at least 30 million Minis around, call it an average of about 1.5 years that they've been around. Out of 45 million iPod-years there have been 14 fires. That's one failure per 3 million iPod-years. Assume a 747 carrying approximately 400 passengers, making a 12-hour flight, all carrying iPods, and there will be about one fire per 5.5 MILLION flights.

      That doesn't say how many of those will cause the plane to crash, of course.

      And then you compare that to the amount of inconvenience. Is it okay to check iPod Minis in luggage? (It shouldn't be - at least in the cabin, they're not surrounded by clothes!) If it isn't, then suddenly people's vacations become much harder to plan. That's a cost, and a significant one - yes, you can compare "vacations harder to plan" vs "hundreds of people dying", especially when the chance of people dying is that miniscule. Will people be irritated? Will losing his iPod be the one final factor causing someone to go berserk and attack the pilot with a plastic knife from his terrible airplane salad?

      It's not just up to us to determine what risks we take. It's up to us to determine what risks everyone takes. You take this responsibility on yourself every time you step into a car, every time you turn on a gas stove, every time you pump your own gas or push a button on an elevator.

      Personally, I'll happily take the one-out-of-5.5-million chance of an iPod fire (which may or may not even cause a problem with the plane) every time I make an international flight. I stand about twice as much chance of dying in an car accident every day.

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    28. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Say one catches fire, what the hell are the odds of anything but "Shit, Not My Nano!" and a puff of smoke happening?

      If this was a blockbuster thriller movie, I'd say 100%.

    29. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by x2A · · Score: 0, Troll

      "But my point is, absolutely everything is a risk"

      Yes (or close enough to 'yes') but some are theoretical risks, and others are things things that do or have actually happened.

      "So now we'll find that there's both faulty and terrorist-created memory stick which burst into flames"

      Not if it only provides low power, enough to read the memory. If terrorists were to make a stick that'd burst into flames and all it needed was to be plugged into a low power usb socket, they could power it with a small cell battery instead, so there's no change to the risk level there.

      "or which launch a virus which somehow makes its way into the navigation system"

      Not if it's just a standalone mp3 player, I don't think you'd be giving people access to usb ports that connect to the planes computers!

      "the only way you know which risks you should care about is by calculating them"

      Which leads back to theoretical risks vs things that have happened (as you can calculate those based on times it has vs times it hasn't happened).

      "Also, considering that there have been no major injuries or damage... How much of a risk is this, even if it did go off?"

      Perhaps risk of significant loss of life isn't that high... but if one of them did go off during flight? There'd be outrage! The people on the flight demanding to know why airliners knew this was a risk and did nothing, damage to confidence in flying, people kicking up a fuss on planes about not wanting to sit next to someone who has one, esp people who already are scared of flying and wanna be back safely on the ground asap anyway.

      A load of people squeezed into a small flying can, many with their nerves on edge enough as is. It needs to be a safe and controlled environment.

      "By the way: You can't say "acceptable loss is 0""

      Losses aren't acceptable, I assume you mean risk, in which case yes, getting onto an plane introduces a risk, so yes, zero risk is impossible.

      "If those odds scare you, you probably shouldn't be flying in the first place"

      And likewise, if the concept of flying without an ipod nano scares you, you probably shouldn't be flying either!

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    30. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I was hesitant to click on that link, for fear that you were just going to Rick Roll us all.

    31. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      Thanks, although its only a "possible" (albeit very plausible) cause.

      I'm a bit suprised there isnt more stories, "Man gets frustrated, burns seat infront of him" etc, or "Bond wannabe catches his martini on fire"... "Man hijacks airliner with lit cigarette, pilot has seizure recalling childhood torture, 87 killed"

    32. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by x2A · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Your spring could leap out of the keyboard and hit someone else"

      Like I said, I'm on laptop, no springs in keyboard, just squashy bits of rubber, which couldn't do that as they just won't hold enough force to even lift themselves up.

      "The newspaper you're reading could be caught by a sudden gust of wind"

      On an plane?

      "Out of 45 million iPod-years there have been 14 fires"

      There's 45 million in Japan? Cuz it has happened elsewhere as well, so is def more than 14. Anyway, surely the maths should be more along the lines of - what's the chance that one of the people with a defective battery will board a plane with it? Across all the flights for all the planes, it happening once is enough to cause problems.

      "That doesn't say how many of those will cause the plane to crash, of course"

      As I pointed out here it doesn't need to.

      "Is it okay to check iPod Minis in luggage?"

      You could request that batteries are disconnected if you wanna be uber safe, otherwise, I'd think the battery's not gonna be getting hot if the device is left turned off.

      "Personally, I'll happily take the one-out-of-5.5-million chance of an iPod fire"

      Yep, me too. If I was the planes captain I might prefer not though, already enough things to be thinking about and controlling without the small worry of batteries igniting or the slightly larger worry of someone kickin up a fuss because the person next to them has "one of those things they read about that can explode". Perhaps planes can provide a low voltage usb port, and request people power ipods using that and disconnect their batteries? Or ask that people remove the battery cover and keep check that the battery isn't starting to get warm and remove it if it does? I'm not saying there aren't other solutions, but for what it's worth, that I can understand people wanting to keep things simple and just not allow them to be used during flight.

      "It's up to us to determine what risks everyone takes"

      And if you and I are okay with taking the risk, but someone on the plane isn't, should they be able to veto it? Perhaps a democracy where you take a vote? Where does the line lie? Is it okay for x number of people to have them on board, but x+1 is too risky?

      It's sometimes just easier to keep things simple.

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    33. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by x2A · · Score: 1

      "the reality distortion field, colliding with the common sense field, caused a tachyon burst that, coupled with remodulation, opened up a micro wormhole that resulted in the explosion"

      Err, no, it does all of that during normal operation, never causes explosions though.

      Oh except the common sense field bit, there's obviously no such thing as that, if there was, common sense would increase when you put more people together... or is there just one field, and people put a drain on it, so that explains why the more people you put together, the less there is to go round?

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    34. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I went through Wikipedia and there were only 2 references (in the in-flight fires category) to aircraft crashes due to smoking. In fact, from what I read in there, it's much more likely for a cargo fire to get out of control and cause the plane to crash.
      There were two other notable in-flight fires: the one set by the flight personnel who didn't want to be on that flight, and the Chinese guy who set the passenger area on fire with some gasoline he brought on. The second one is full of WTF material in just that sentence alone. :P

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    35. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      If you really want to mitigate the risks of air travel, then don't fly. I'm serious. Consider why you fly: isn't that mostly for convenience or for entertainment? Yet the risk of the activity is not zero, as with most activities which we engage in for entertainment. You could slip and break your neck while dancing, get bitten by a snake while hiking, get run over by a car while walking to a restaurant round the corner. We don't give up on fun activities just because there is some minute risk, there is no reason to treat risks related to air travel differently from risk related to other activities.

    36. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by LordMidge · · Score: 1

      "It's sometimes just easier to keep things simple."

      Yup agree unfortunately/fortunately the simple option is to allow them on the planes.

      Well the really simple option is to force everyone to get onto planes naked. Thus I'm sure you haven't got anything that might catch fire, be it nano or that lighter that you got past the security check. This will ensure everything is safe from anything you bring onto the plane and we can fly the luggage in another plane which doesn't have any people on so has a flame retardant atmosphere.

      Not that is obviously a straw man argument but does highlight that we are currently taking small risks everytime we fly and adding another very small risk isn't going to be a issue. I'm more worried about one pilot suffering from a heart attack and the other having a stroke.

    37. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Well that's easy then, we'll just ban plane engines as well. Not only will it prevent fires, but it will probably put a reasonable dent in the number of planes flown into buildings!

    38. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      This probably has more to do with the money generated from flights, more than the safety of passengers. There is a huge industry built up on getting people flying as much as possible, and if people don't feel safe doing this, then this industry loses out big time.

    39. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Simple then, simply ban common sense fields. I think we see the world going this way at a great pace. Probably why it has not happened to anyone I know.

    40. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by BOFHelsinki · · Score: 4, Funny

      True, but still, if there's a Nano that bursts into flames you'd hope there's a Zune nearby to squirt at it.

    41. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by JSund · · Score: 1

      What % of people who fly on planes intent on hijacking them to fly them into buildings? Can't be that high, but airports/etc still try stopping would be hijackers from being able to board planes tho.

      That would be the equivalent of checking all the batteries before they are allowed to board the planes and disallowing the ones that are faulty. For the comparison to work, you would have to compare banning batteries on flights to banning people from flying entirely because a small fraction of people might hijack airplanes.

    42. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by julesh · · Score: 1

      At 0.001% of Nanos affected, it's probably more likely that your plane's engine bursts into flame than a Nano brought onto the flight.

      Particularly seeing as lithium battery fires happen almost universally during charging, which is highly unlikely to be occurring on the flight.

    43. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Weigh the chance and danger of an iPod bursting into flame on a plane (extremely low, and extremely low, multiplied together)

      Particularly seeing as it's almost certain that these fires occurred while the devices were on charge (which is by far the most dangerous point in a battery's lifecycle), and it's very unlikely that people will be charging their iPods on a plane.

    44. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Takichi · · Score: 1

      Well, they do sell them in all of the 7/11 convenience stores across the country, and 7/11s show up even in the most remote areas.

    45. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      That actually isn't true! Engine failures on commercial aircraft are extremely rare. On a per-flight count, we're talking ppb (partes per billion).

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    46. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Now you know why we put the engines outside.

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    47. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Although, feeling safe can be as important as being safe. 200 people going into panic in the air is a crisis.

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    48. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Informative

      FYI: The cargo area is pressurized Heh, was

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    49. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Sure, it would be easy to fix . . . but it's just not worth it.

      Indeed

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    50. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

      The proper way to tell what should be fixed is not how easy it is to mitigate. It's how expensive it is to mitigate versus the value of doing so. And note that neither of those are measured in dollars - they're measured in a much more abstract concept, "worth". Weigh the chance and danger of an iPod bursting into flame on a plane (extremely low, and extremely low, multiplied together) versus the compounded irritation of every traveler in America being unable to bring the most popular music player on the planet with them on a plane (extremely high, times a huge number.) Sure, it would be easy to fix . . . but it's just not worth it.

      Thanks for posting that; I'm glad I read it before posting my own rant -- directed at the submitter. It would have been something like:

      The world cannot be made a safe place, especially for morons like you! Idiots who think that excessive regulation, bans of whatever they don't like and "safety is always worth any cost" piss me off. No, there is always a cost. Roads could be safer, at the cost of longer travel times and/or higher taxes. Hell, why not make all restaurants serve heart-friendly tofu-burgers? Individuals have rights, and society has an obligation to protect the interests and safety of the majority, and the minority. Your fear of iPods, unjustified based on the evidence to date, does not imply that I shouldn't be able to carry one onto a plane.

      Yeah, thanks for preventing me from posting that...

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    51. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      It's all fun and games until someone takes an 'i' to eye.

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    52. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that all of the affected iPods were right at the end of their lifetimes.

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    53. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Funny

      It may surprise you to know that airlines regularly transport large quantities of flammable kerosene on their aircraft. Not only that, but they often deliberately set fire to it during the flight. That sounds really dangerous to me and I think it should be stopped.

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    54. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Opposition to terrorism is mostly for show. Most of this post-9/11 crap is.

      Gee, the department of homeland security, eh? Tell me, would their job be DEFENDING people in our country? Maybe we should have a department of defense instead?

      Oh wait! We've got one of those, but all it's interested in is bombing the middle east!

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    55. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Worth" is not a unit of measurement.

      You may as well say beef is not measured in kilograms, it's measured in a much more abstract concept, "mass".

      What unit of measurement do you propose we measure "worth" in, if not dollars?

      Now, how do we translate the dollar expense into those units?

    56. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      "Out of 45 million iPod-years there have been 14 fires" There's 45 million in Japan? Cuz it has happened elsewhere as well, so is def more than 14. Anyway, surely the maths should be more along the lines of - what's the chance that one of the people with a defective battery will board a plane with it? Across all the flights for all the planes, it happening once is enough to cause problems.

      If you had bothered to read the parent poster's calculation properly, you'll see that your criticisms are already factored in. He talks about 45 million iPod years not 45 million iPods. He comes up with the answer that there will be one iPod fire per 5.5 million flights. I actually think that's a high estimate because with the number of flights there are, we'd have had an iPod fire on a plane reported by now.

      If there is an iPod fire on a plane, what does that mean? Will it lead to the loss of the plane? I doubt it. Not so long ago it was legal to smoke cigarettes on planes. Nearly half the passengers used to deliberately light their own little fires and guess what: planes were not regularly plummeting from the skies in blazing fireballs.

      If you are worried about the risks of self detonating iPods, here's another way to look at it. There are many times more iPods in the world than aeroplanes and we have only 14 reported cases of them catching fire. A lot more than 14 planes have crashed with fatalities, so why are you even thinking about getting on a plane in the first place. It's far too dangerous.

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    57. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Sj0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If I was doing a Reliability Centered Maintenance program for the airlines, and this failure mode came up, it would rank very very low on my scale in terms of human risk, and we probably wouldn't take any actions to mitigate or prevent it. Someone's battery bursting into flames probably won't cause more than slight injury. It won't cause major damage to the aircraft. It won't cause any environmental impact to speak of.

      I'd even go so far as to say the risk to my airline's reputation by continuing to stupidly and arbitrarily ban objects would outweigh the risk to my airline's reputation by one of these things catching fire. It's not like the plane will ever be in any danger.

      On the other hand, I stopped being risk-averse when I realised I live in a town where I could be beaten, stabbed, or shot by members of the street gang Indian Posse. Do I hide and give up on life so they can't take mine, or do I live my life, accepting that there are risks in simply leaving the house?

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    58. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, they carry large amounts of the industrial solvent dihydrogen monoxide. This chemical is used in nuclear reactors, is often mixed with powerful acids and bases, and in relatively small quantities, can cause death due to respritory distress.

      Not only that, but they end up FEEDING it to PASSENGERS.

      We ought to ban this chemical, or at least its use on airplanes!

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    59. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to go into security theater here.

      The major difference is that an engine or a battery bursting into flame roughly places the contents of the airplane at risk. There are many situations where everyone in the airplane is at risk (e.g., all technical failures).

      If you hijack a plane to fly it into a building, the plane's passengers are a minor casualty compared to the damage to the building and the people in it, and the "morale impact" is entirely different.

    60. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      At low probabilities, it's safe to multiply by the number of passengers.

      In Japan it's probably different, but estimating based on my recent flights within the US, there's no more than a couple of Nanos per flight. 100 is a lot -- you'd need an international flight just to get that many passengers.

    61. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Other in-flight fires here. Nothing about smoking, it seems.

    62. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      If only we didn't depend on them to keep us from falling toward the ground!

    63. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Missing_dc · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you'll find that all of the affected iPods were right at the end of their lifetimes

      Well thank you, Captian Obvious. Of course they were at the end of their lifetimes, they are dead now!!

      Perhaps you are infering that the self-destruct mechanism was meant to initialize at the end of the product's projected life-cycle.

      "Poof! Time to buy a new one!(and of course because of the DRM, you will need to keep it in the Apple family)"

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    64. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Ah, I hadn't read this one well enough. The fire started near the lavatory, but there's nothing to suggest it was started by smoking.

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    65. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Also, don't forget that 0.001% of Nanos (since we're adopting that number for discussion) is the percentage of Nanos that will burst into flame at all. It would be instructive to examine the lifetime of these, and thereby deduce the rate at which Nanos burst into flame. This rate is probably on the order of 10 per year (given that 14 in Japan have burst into flame over the course of a few years). Then, you need to take into account the amount of time that an average Nano spends in the air (probably less than 0.1% of the time). So, of the several flaming Nanos per year, less than 0.1% of them will be on airplanes when they go off, giving us a flaming airplane Nano rate of perhaps 1 every 100 years.

      Now, do you really think this is something to worry about?

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    66. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anyway... Narita handled 16,464 flights in March; 0.001% would be an engine fire every six months, just for Narita.

      No. You're assuming that every single ipod that catches fire does so on an airplane. How much time does the average ipod actually spend in the air, hm?

      What you've actually calculated is that every six months, Narita will host a passenger who owns an ipod which will at some point in time catch fire. These are very different thing.

      Gah! Innumeracy everywhere!

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    67. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a mid air collision in the 70's,
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont_Airlines_Flight_22
      There was a fire in the cockpit ashtray they were attending to 35 seconds before impact.
      Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

    68. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      At 0.001% of Nanos affected, it's probably more likely that your plane's engine bursts into flame than a Nano brought onto the flight.

      Irrelevant. Regardless of the chance of your plane's engine bursting into flame, the chance of a fire happening on the plane still increases with a Nano on board.

    69. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Well, obviously, the common sense field (or CSF as I will from now on refer to it as) is made of dark matter, and therefore it is very rare indeed. It's never been seen in nature, in fact, although occasionally it has been observed in laboratories, but usually collapses on itself within nanoseconds.

    70. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Hey, they may hide some in their SHOES.

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    71. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly this is /.

      I've heard of this "dihydrogen monoxide" but I'm here to tell you that the chemical compound that you're describing is actually called hydrogen hydroxide.

      Please update your joke files.

    72. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If I'm going to update my chemical name, I'll be going with Hydroxic Acid, thank you very much.

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    73. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Zorba, for injecting an iota of sanity into this thread...

    74. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by swillden · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I stopped being risk-averse when I realised I live in a town where I could be beaten, stabbed, or shot by members of the street gang Indian Posse. Do I hide and give up on life so they can't take mine, or do I live my life, accepting that there are risks in simply leaving the house?

      Are those the only options you can think of? Come on, there are plenty of reasonable and simple things you can do to mitigate your risk. You can't reduce it to zero, but that's no reason to throw your hands in the air.

      Just as in airline failure, life is all about risk management and risk mitigation.

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    75. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I've seen what happens to people who get too involved in protecting themselves. I've felt what it feels like to have my options cut off by "Oh, I can't do that! I might be hurt!".

      Screw that. I'd rather be free, happy, and threatened than stifled, stressed, and safe.

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    76. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by asvravi · · Score: 1

      Now what airplanes could do with is lil USB ports to plug memory sticks in with lil headphone jacks so you can copy a bunch of mp3s to listen to during the flight if there really is demand for it.

      And to plug in your nano to charge and watch it burst into flames.

    77. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I can just hear the thought-process of the TSA now..."But if NO iPods are allowed on board, then there is NO chance of the plane bursting into flames because of a bad battery, which is statistically safer than the chance of the engine bursting into flames...so....NO iPods on board!"

    78. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      A brilliant observation worthy of the annals of slashdot. However, not all iPods burst into flame before the end of their lifetimes...

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    79. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      But all this covers up the main design flaw: no main deflector dish. This leaves you without a backup to route stuff thru in the event of a problem. Snakes on a plane? Plot holes the size of Amelia Earhart's plane (as seen in an episode of Voyager, no less)? No problem, route them thru the main deflector dish, that'll show them. But an iPod can be brought low by a battery, because it has nowhere to dump all that excess charge.

    80. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Actually it (being the battery) can dump the excess charge in the Bussard Collectors. DUH! :p

    81. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the exploding Nokia phones except Nokia blamed that on counterfeit batteries.

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    82. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      That's completely absurd. Everyone knows the common sense field is so much weaker than the RDF (many orders of magnitude), that they have not interacted since the beginning of the universe. Take your unified field nonsense elsewhere.

    83. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      If you can come up with an answer to that, economists worldwide will praise you.

      Unfortunately, we simply don't have one. Dollars, while the best thing we have at the moment, are not a linear unit of measurement. If I offered you a 20% chance of getting one quintillion dollars, vs. a 100% chance of getting 100 quadrillion dollars, you'd be a fucking moron not to take the latter, proving quite nicely that the value of a dollar is not linear and therefore is not a proper scale.

      That's not to say we really have one, however - in some way, fundamental economics is stuck back in a barter system, in that we can try to compare different units but we don't have a common, single thing to base them all off.

      The unit of measurement is simple - it's "value". "Worth". The actual quantizable amounts? Not so simple.

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    84. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Not if it only provides low power, enough to read the memory.

      So I provide the high power (battery), and short out the entire USB system, and everything it's attached to.

      Perhaps risk of significant loss of life isn't that high... but if one of them did go off during flight? There'd be outrage!

      Yeah, from the one Nano owner. It's doubtful anyone else would notice.

      But you know what else? People already have outrage about not being able to bring stuff on planes.

      if the concept of flying without an ipod nano scares you

      Nice strawman.

      I don't have a nano. I don't have any iPod, or, in fact, an iAnything.

      But I do think it's pretty unreasonable to start banning portable electronics because they might explode... inside their plastic case, possibly causing slight burns on the hands of the person holding it! Oh no!

      More generally, I think safety theater is just as stupid as security theater.

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    85. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Balance, man, it's all about balance. Living in a box, afraid to go outside is stupid. Ignoring simple precautions to protect yourself is equally stupid.

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    86. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Refusing to go outside is a simple precaution. Considering the sheer volume of gang members relative to the population of the town(One good metric to use would be the unemployment rate, which is 50%), it's a reasonable one too.

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    87. Re:Why banned on airplanes? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Refusing to go outside is simple, yes, but it's not reasonable because its impact on your quality of life is too severe. If the danger is really that high, I'd say a concealed weapons permit and a pocket pistol would be a reasonable approach, assuming those options are legally available where you live, and assuming that you don't have anger issues that might get you in trouble if you were armed. A taser or pepper spray are less-lethal (though less effective) options. Any of these can be small enough to easily fit in a pocket, and they don't cost much.

      Regardless of whether you can (or want to) carry some sort of defensive weapon, you can also keep yourself fit and able to run, and stay alert and aware of your surroundings. Most of the time you can see when you're being targeted and find a way out. Alertness doesn't require making any changes to your life, it just requires paying attention.

      Another option is martial arts training, good for both fitness and your ability to do enough damage to any attackers fast enough that you can create an opening and beat feet. It's actually pretty fun, too. You can also take steps to minimize your risk by traveling by car, and keeping your doors locked except when getting in or out.

      Yet another option is moving to someplace less dangerous.

      There are lots of alternatives that are better than just throwing your hands up and hoping you're lucky. You just need to figure out which options work for you. There are almost certainly some things you can do to mitigate the risk, but without making undesirable changes in your lifestyle.

      I'm a mathematician, so I tend to look at all of this stuff probabilistically. Personally, where I live, and with the places that I go, it doesn't make sense for me to do anything more than be reasonably fit and stay alert. My odds of being a victim of violence are small even if I don't do that, and I can lower them to nearly nonexistent just by paying attention. Your environment sounds like it might justify a little more, but at the very least you should probably do that much.

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  4. Just Nanos? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    It's only Nanos that are catching fire? Why no other varieties?

    1. Re:Just Nanos? by Gyga · · Score: 1

      Different batteries? All these Nanos probably got their batteries from one company/factory at the same time. I wonder how well Apple's records are of what part comes from where.

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    2. Re:Just Nanos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple fans are flamers without> the exploding iPods!

    3. Re:Just Nanos? by x2A · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The batteries are controlled by circuitry that starts it charging, and stops it when the battery reports that it's full. If this circuitry is defective, charging can happen past its safe charge level causing overheating and eventual spontaneous combustion.

      My guess would be (if there is correlation) that as nanos are targetting more towards the lower end of the market; people who are looking for cheap, there's more scope for reducing costs by skimping on the battery, which increases chance of there being defective circuitry controlling battery charging. OR of course it could just be coincidence :-p

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    4. Re:Just Nanos? by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      Iphone on fire, text in swedish. He was charging it.

      http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article3133594.ab

    5. Re:Just Nanos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You dropped those.

    6. Re:Just Nanos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So to make this clear:

      You have to _charge_ the device in order for there be any risk of explosion?

      So there are power plugs in airplanes?

  5. No major injuries... by unfasten · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple is downplaying the problem, pointing out that no major injuries or damage have been reported.

    Considering Apple's stance on mouse buttons they'd probably consider losing your right hand a "minor" injury.

    1. Re:No major injuries... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

      losing your right hand a "minor" injury.

      But in /.-land, a tremendous setback to the love life.

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    2. Re:No major injuries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a lefty you insensitive clod.

    3. Re:No major injuries... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      My nerve damage, bitterness and cling-on attitude resulted from an iPod accident, you privileged, condescending elitist. :'(

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    4. Re:No major injuries... by Seahawk · · Score: 1

      Really? My Klingon attitude is a result of being mocked when I was a child!

    5. Re:No major injuries... by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that supposed to be "you privileged, insensitive clod!"

      We gotta keep the meme's going, ya know.

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    6. Re:No major injuries... by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Oh, beat me to it! :)

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    7. Re:No major injuries... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Considering people are still hanging on to 10-year old myths that in fact, are not true (hint: google "Apple mighty mouse"), anything you post on slashdot can be modded +1 Funny.

    8. Re:No major injuries... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My reply was an allusion to a Senator Obama remark and the resulting blowback.

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  6. That's what Apple gets... by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1, Funny

    for making such a hot product!

  7. Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Japan has seen 14 such incidents so far, two in recent days. iminplaya adds, "I like that. Only a 'tiny percentage'... Is anybody beginning to understand why I would prefer that these devices not be allowed on airplanes?"

    Yes, now I understand that you can be easily frightened into irrationally giving up reasonably safe conveniences just so long as someone says "airplane" near you.

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    1. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by x2A · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You don't have to be frightened to agree. If it's batteries from the first gen nanos sold between sept 05 and dec 06, then any nanos using the same batteries also have a chance of going up as they've come from the same place, many/most likely to have been made using same materials in same quantities, same equipment, and gone through the same QA. Maybe yours hasn't yet due to different usage patterns, maybe they were just a lot unluckier. Seems silly to push ya luck just to listen to some tunes for a few hours during a flight, esp when there are other options to be able to do that (small very cheap mp3 players which run on normal batteries for instance).

      Besides, low % per ipod * number of ipods on a plane * number of flights taken, the % chance of one happening does increase.

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    2. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      But a nano has a substantially smaller battery than say, a laptop, several of which have been known to burst into flames as well. Sure, you can say that a laptop is a necessity for the traveler, but it really isn't if you have a problem with putting others at risk. I don't think a nano is unreasonable.

      Either you ban all li-ion batteries, or you ban none, or you use a reasonable metric, like lithium equivalence to determine what is permissible. I feel that all li-ion batteries have a small risk of bursting into flames, we just might not have discovered the latest batch of bad ones yet. Most will deliver fine service without venting. I would hope that most planes have some fire fighting measures aboard.

    3. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by x2A · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "or you use a reasonable metric"

      Such as a list of high risk models to be excluded, you could request battery disconnection and provide a usb port that can power it instead for example.

      "I feel that all li-ion batteries have a small risk of bursting into flames"

      Yeah, but where there is known to be a higher chance of defects in certain batches, it seems silly to ignore that knowledge. I'm sure solutions could be found to leave people on both side of the argument happy with a little bit of thought.

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    4. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      In a Cessna, I feel perfectly safe. I can just open the window and toss the thing out. One of these things in the cargo hold can lead to things like this. Fire in an airplane is just not cool.

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    5. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      One of these things in the cargo hold can lead to things like this.

      iPod Nano

      Chemical oxygen generator

      Please stop trying to tell me that these two items have an equivalent risk of causing a fire in flight. I wasn't aware I looked that stupid.

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    6. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Until 1996 they both had an equal chance.

      Battery fire. Yeah, they burn pretty good also. So, while Apple and Dell are busy fighting off efforts to force a recall, you takes your chances. With greater time and money spent trying to protect market interests, it's going to happen. Come to think of it, a working laptop could be set up as a pretty good weapon. I think I'm going to take a boat, or the train

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    7. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Except that the % chance increasing from "practically zero" to "nearly zero", such that not a single instance has happened on a plane, means that you're exaggerating the risk into a real risk, when it is not. Meanwhile, banning them from planes has substantial cost.

      So you're indulging substantial cost to eliminate a negligible risk. Not sensible.

      Yes, Apple should fix this problem. Not a single iPod should explode, of course. For the person whose explodes, the risk is then 100%, and the cost is unacceptable. But in the meantime, banning them on airplanes is an arbitrary, high cost measure with practically no benefit to make up for it. Thinking it does is a measure of fear, not safety.

      Like almost every other "airline safety measure" installed since 9/11/2001. Paranoia, simulated security, waste of time, distraction.

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    8. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Except that the chances of a nano bursting into flames in a cargo hold are... so close to zero, that not a single case has occured.

      Maybe it's not airplanes that make you paranoid. Your .sig is "Go die in a fire - DaveV1.0 (203135) - My new best friend". Maybe you're just a pyrophobe. Which makes you an unreliable judge of fire risk.

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    9. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Which makes you an unreliable judge of fire risk.

      Possibly, but I do cook with gas. And I haven't burned the house down yet. Does erring on the side of caution make me an unreliable judge risk? When we a have a market economy that throws caution to the wind? Lots of defective stuff out there that we won't about for years after they hit the market. How long did it take before Apple and Dell admitted there was a problem? We're still dealing with the same mentality that gave us the Ford Pinto. Nobody cares about the fire hazard. It's all about cost/benefit ratios. The matter of suffering does not come up at the board meetings.

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    10. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Like I said in another post in this thread, of course Apple should ensure that not a single Nano catches fire. It's the part where you ban them from all airplanes in the meantime that is an irrational reaction to the actual risk.

      Everything is indeed always about cost:benefit*risk ratios. The benefit of reducing the negligible risk to airplanes is so small, yet the cost is so high, that it's not worth doing. That doesn't mean that the cost of fixing the defect is also too high - it just means that being disproportionately sensitive to the vanishingly small risk to planes is irrational.

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    11. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by NtroP · · Score: 1

      Except that the % chance increasing from "practically zero" to "nearly zero", such that not a single instance has happened on a plane, means that you're exaggerating the risk into a real risk, when it is not. Meanwhile, banning them from planes has substantial cost.

      Not to mention the fact that there is going to be *much* more danger to the passengers on the plane if I am not allowed to listen to music or my book-on-tape and am forced to endure the screaming toddler behind me. I once ran into an officious prick who pointed to the "No food or drink" sign on the server room door after seeing my coffee mug sitting on the desk across from the server racks. I explained to him that the cup never came closer to the servers than 6 feet as I always left it on the desk. As I was going to be working in there all morning it was far more efficient to have it sitting there then make me take a coffee break outside every half-hour like the smokers. I then got right up in his face and added "...and a lot safer for you and the servers if I have my coffee."

      Yeah, I'm a prick. Yeah, I know the theoretical danger of liquids getting dumped into a server from across the room. I'm an adult. I'm careful. And if I ever did take a server out with my coffee, I'd face the consequences. I'm not making more work for a custodian - they aren't allowed near the server room. If I were to spill it, I'd clean it up. Anyway, he never bothered me about it again.

      I hate it when the statistically-handicapped get a bug up their butt. Along that line, my "city" in-laws came to visit and camp for a few weeks in Alaska. In case you don't know, we are known to have a few mosquitoes up here - they are the state bird after all. My sister-in-law refused to use any "repellent" with Deet in it. She said that "Woman's Day" claimed it could cause seizures in kids. She didn't even want me wearing Deet around her kids. *What?!* What are the chances of "deet-seizures? One in one-hundred-million! WTF?! Ignorant morons... Drives me nuts!

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    12. Re:Because You're Terrorism's Dream Date? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Well, you're basically right. Except about the DEET. I never use stuff that can cause seizures in anyone, if I can help it, because it might not cause a seizure in me, but who knows what other crap I barely notice - at the time - it does do to me.

      I use this stuff I got in the Yucatan that the Mayans have used for thousands of years, which totally works, and which doesn't even smell bad.

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  8. The end of apple as a name of "quality". by plasmacutter · · Score: 4, Informative

    Between their replacement of true color displays with crappy TN models which push their own calibration tools off the charts, their terrible all around macbook quality (mine's 1.5 years old and literally falling to pieces, including the graphics unit), and now these exploding batteries (again!, even dUll didn't pull the same mistake twice!), I say the days of apple as a quality brand are over.

    Anyone have suggestions on where to buy quality hardware i can load osx86 on?

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    1. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone have suggestions on where to buy quality hardware i can load osx86 on?

      Sure. Right here. I've got a T60 that run's Leopard quite happily.

    2. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by sl3xd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're aware that Apple's "Pro" line is the one that's rated for unusually high quality, right? Not the consumer grade iMac or MacBooks...

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    3. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by plasmacutter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're aware that Apple's "Pro" line is the one that's rated for unusually high quality, right? Not the consumer grade iMac or MacBooks...

      I'm also aware my friend is now on his third macbook pro in 2 years, and he has to ice-pack it all the time because it overheats.

      He's been a user since system 6, and we're both unimpressed.

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    4. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by maztuhblastah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anyone have suggestions on where to buy quality hardware i can load osx86 on?

      I'd recommend Apple because (despite your cherry-picked examples) they make high quality, reliable hardware which meets the performance and durability needs of most of their customers.
       

      Between their replacement of true color displays with crappy TN models which push their own calibration tools off the charts, their terrible all around macbook quality (mine's 1.5 years old and literally falling to pieces, including the graphics unit), and now these exploding batteries (again!, even dUll didn't pull the same mistake twice!), I say the days of apple as a quality brand are over.

      1. All consumer laptops currently on the market use TN displays. All of 'em. There were a couple Thinkpads that shipped with IPS displays a while back, but they were pulled due to supply problems (low yield.) Some of the first-run MacBooks had faulty displays (which really did suck quite badly.) That problem was fixed c. the switch to Core 2 chips, and Apple even replaced some of the affected screens on their own dime.
      2. First-rev MacBooks sucked in a lot of ways, no doubt about it. But that was _two years_ ago. Build quality now is quite good (if it weren't you can bet people would stop buying them.) There is a manufacturing defect that's caused some of them to develop stress cracks. Apple's responded to this by replacing the affected parts for free.
      3. It is incredibly unlikely that your graphics chip is falling apart. It's soldered to the logic board.
      4. I don't recall reading anything about exploding iPod nano batteries before. By 2007, there were over 100 million iPods sold. Assuming that only 5% of those were nanos, that that we're looking at a 15 / 5 million rate for this sort of failure. Maybe I'm a fanboy, but 15 exploding Li-ion batters out of 5 million doesn't really sound like the "end of a brand."

      Apple gets a hell of a lot of flack courtesy of their fanatical following of fanboys and fanatical following of trolls. The former crows everytime Apple does anything. The latter throw their hands in the air and cry that the sky is falling whenever any issue is reported, no matter how small.

      Frankly, the rest of the internet wishes you'd both shut the hell up.

      I've had Dell laptops separate at their hinges. I've had Sony displays with horrible color balance and atrocious response times. I had an IBM workstation that went through three power supplies in a year. Over the nearly two decades that I've been using computers, I have seen hardware from pretty much every manufacturer fail. Somehow, despite that, I don't feel the need to seek out a BBS, newsgroup, or website and bemoan that a few isolated incidents spell the end of "_____ as a quality brand."

    5. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      It is incredibly unlikely that your graphics chip is falling apart. It's soldered to the logic board.

      since 3 weeks ago, my macbook has continuously thought there was a second monitor (the tv adapter) attached to the mini-dvi.

      I powered it down, removed the battery, and let it sit for several days waiting for any and all latent electricity to discharge, restarted it, it's still that way.

      The thing sits behind a surge protector and an ac adapater with a fuse which would blow in the event of a power surge..
      Actually plugging in the device results in diagonal black bars separated by blue static. A fine stand-alone video player it's making eh?
      this is a product defect.

      Of course, by standards previously set by apple (an average 6 year lifespan), this is the equivalent of "1 day after warranty", and now i'm shafted. I can't use the piece of equipment for one of it's primary uses.

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    6. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Should have bought Applecare. It's well worth the money.

    7. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      not when you're 5 figures in the hole and about to leave school into the most horrid job market since wed, oct 30th, 1929

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    8. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by AmishElvis · · Score: 1

      I would argue that "must not randomly burst into flames" is a standard that should be applied to all consumer electronics, not just those of "unusually high quality."

    9. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by x2A · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have to say I was pretty shocked looking at my friends macbook pro as it was getting incredibly hot, with only a tiny amount of ventilation at the back and a single solid piece of metal covering the bottom. Her system fan was getting very noisy with no easy way to clean it. I could've taken off the whole of the bottom casing, and would've if it was my laptop (leaving aside that if it was mine, it wouldn't be a mac), but it was still under warrenty and she was concerned that doing so could complicate that - better just to take it to an apple shop and let them deal with it. Incidentally this added to the whole pc-vs-mac debate, as whenever a pc of hers has had any kind of trouble, she has been able to sort it herself, but I won't get too much into that as I know many people on here are quite passionate about the whole macs-vs-pcs. So leaving all that aside, all I'm saying is it could at least have some vents on the underside :-p

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    10. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the fun in that? I'll bet next you'll say that lawn darts aren't an acceptable form of entertainment for kids...

    11. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's your plan for "high quality" products from apple?

    12. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by x2A · · Score: 1

      "and let it sit for several days waiting for any and all latent electricity to discharge"

      On most systems you can speed this process up to a few seconds. Disconnect anything that could be giving the system charge (power, batteries, cables to powered devices - yes small current from a powered monitor can effect this, speaking from personal experience). Then, with everything unplugged, try turning the system on a few times. Hold the power button in. The system will usually try to switch itself on, drawing any remaining power from its circuits, and then fail. Plug back in and switch on.

      However this doesn't sound too much like what might be effecting you. I don't know macs too well, but on other platforms there is often a 'force detection of...' setting along with the video parameters that can make it seem like there's a monitor plugged in when there isn't andd vice versa. Something like this is probably worth looking for, it sounds like it's probably a software issue. Other ways to check could be to boot it up off the osx installation disc and see if you get the same output if you plug in then. If you can reinstall the OS, try that. Could be a lot of hassle if it doesn't fix it, so might be worth testing a reinstall to a blank partition (look on google for partition resizing/splitting, I can point you to some resources if you have no luck) or even an external drive. Other options include live linux cdroms you can download/burn/boot to, or even windows if it's an intel proc.

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    13. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also aware my life partner is now on his third macbook pro in 2 years, and he has to ice-pack it all the time because it overheats.

      He's been a user since system 6, and we're both unimpressed.

      There, fixed it for ya.

    14. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he has to ice-pack it all the time because it overheats.

      Not that I'm without my fair share of Apple-product problems, but that's an easy one. Tell him to install smcFanControl. Problem solved.

    15. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by kklein · · Score: 1

      My 1.5 year MacBook still looks brand new, and I take it to work with me every day. It's my main work machine, in fact, and it's been all over the world with me, and is headed off to a conference in Germany the day after tomorrow...

      So um... YMMV?

    16. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Some of the first-run MacBooks had faulty displays ... and Apple even replaced some of the affected screens on their own dime.

      You'll forgive me if I don't fall over myself at the magnanimity of following consumer protection laws "some" of the time.

    17. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Anyone have suggestions on where to buy quality hardware i can load osx86 on?

      Psystar. Plus, that'll make baby Jobs cry.

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    18. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Should have bought Applecare. It's well worth the money.

      This seems to imply that Apple products are so shoddy that extra warranty is always worth it... Moreover, warranty is not a substitute for quality.

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    19. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      possibly.

      Still, no matter how bad electronics go, they should not explode.

      This trend at apple is a real disappointment

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    20. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Where can I get an iPod Pro?

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    21. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These nanos are between 2 and 3 years old. They're not new nanos.

      I'd hazard a guess that this is related to the Sony battery issues of the same era.

      In the end, 0.001% of these old nanos are affected, in Japan, because of faulty batteries supplied by a third party supplier. This hardly seems like a problem with build quality does it? But oh no, people run around screaming with their hands in the air because 0.001% of nanos in Japan built between 2 and 3 years ago have a minor flaw from a third party, and start thinking that all Apple products are about to explode.

    22. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      My GF's laptop from HP had the same problem. The vent canals were blocked with dust, so we opened a small door on the back that exposed the fan, and from there, cleaned everything easily.

      A month later my mother called me up with the same problem, so I went fully confident that I knew how to fix it. Her laptop was also an HP, but one of the newer ones, with the more stylish appearance. For some reason HP decided that the fan door was no longer necessary, so in order to reach the fan I would have to completely open the laptop's case.

      I didn't want to do that because it wasn't my laptop, and I had a previous bad experience with an Acer laptop, so I decided to just put the most powerful vacuum cleaner I could find to the fan holes for a really long time.

      In the end I managed to suck out at least 2 large dust bunnies through the holes, and the laptop improved considerably, but I'm still not sure if it's completely clean.

      It surprised me that HP had such a convenient door for easily fixing what seems like a common problem, and decided to kill it on the newer designs.

      So uhh, not to defend Apple, but PCs also have their share of bad design decisions when it comes to maintenance.

    23. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Caught in the act...

      I'm a service provider, and if you're telling me you were about to remove the bottom case of a MacBook Pro, I'm calling you out.

      It can't be done, Macbooks (Pro or otherwise) aren't built that way.

      Also... If you want a PC/Mac debate, I'll throw 10 overheating Toshiba's your way for every 1 MacBook complaint.

    24. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Apple gets a hell of a lot of flack courtesy of their fanatical following of fanboys and fanatical following of trolls. The former crows everytime Apple does anything. The latter throw their hands in the air and cry that the sky is falling whenever any issue is reported, no matter how small.

      And while the latter are plentiful, the former are about as common as Bigfoot. No, seriously, try and find an actual Kool Aid drinking Mac user here. Just one.

    25. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend Apple because (despite your cherry-picked examples) they make high quality, reliable hardware which meets the performance and durability needs of most of their customers.

      I think you're talking about a different Apple than the one I've used over the years.

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    26. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by merreborn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      terrible all around macbook quality (mine's 1.5 years old and literally falling to pieces, including the graphics unit)

      Funny, I beat the *shit* out of my laptops, and my MacBook is no worse for wear after 18 months. The last two HPs I owned, however, only lasted 12 months each. I'd love to see what you would have done with them...

      How does a "graphics unit" "litterally fall to pieces" anyway?

    27. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Still, no matter how bad electronics go, they should not explode.

      This trend at apple is a real disappointment

      Since when is a Lithium Ion battery electronics? And since when do they only explode in Apple devices?

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    28. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 1

      So um... YMMV?

      Last time I checked you buy Apple because Your Mileage WON'T Vary. If you wanted a product where it may not work as advertised all the time you could buy just about anything else.

      The big thing Apple (and its fans) push is that Apple products are solid, predictable, and, "just work." After forking up the cash for an Apple product a consumer isn't going to want to hear, "Oh, by the way, what we just told you was a load of crap, it may not just work, may not work predictably, and may not be generally "solid."

      But hey, your mileage may vary.

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    29. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Explosion/fire is a possible failure mode of Lithium Ion batteries.

      If you don't like it, don't use products that use Lithium Ion batteries.

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    30. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      No, it's because any product can and will fail, and as an Apple service tech, I have seen many, many people save tons of money by having it. It's worth noting that Consumer Reports has said that only two extended warranties are actually worth it: Plasma TVs and Applecare.

    31. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Whoa, so Apple goods can NEVER fail? And why did you quote "high quality" when I never said such a ting? I've seen many people save money because they had Applecare. No product is immune from potential failures within three years, so drop the bullshit already.

    32. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      It's only "overheating" when something crashes (and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one, as I've crashed C&C Generals on Boot Camp on mine*); otherwise, that's the passive part of the cooling system heating the case to radiate the heat away from the rest of the laptop. That's why the only vents are at the hinge of the current MBP design, because it relies on the aluminum exterior case to draw heat away from the CPU, GPU, RAM, and HDD.

      If you're concerned about frying yourself, get an app that mods the fan speed, like smcFanControl or Input Remapper-- set the fan speed to 4000 to 6000 RPM, and your laptop shouldn't be more than warm to the touch unless you're working in an oven or sauna. And don't touch the metal between the keyboard and the hinge vent, that's usually the hottest part of the laptop.

      Leave it to Jobs and his design team to favor form over function or efficiency, but you have to admit that it's really hard to design a laptop form factor that can cool the important components and have the smooth appearance that Jobs demands.

      * The MBP, due to crummy Windows drivers and/or poor handling of the SMC hard/firmware, has a default fan setting of 1000 RPM in Boot Camp, half of the default in OS X. So it is much more likely to overheat in Windows; however, if you boost the fan speed manually in OS X and then reboot into Windows without powering down or sleeping the MBP, it will retain that fan setting.

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    33. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      It is incredibly unlikely that your graphics chip is falling apart. It's soldered to the logic board.

      That's true today, but there were reports of earlier-model MBP CPUs or GPUs detaching from the motherboard (I forget which), and a daring fellow with some fire (others with heat guns) forcibly re-soldered the offending component back on. This isn't a known issue with the current-gen Macbooks, but people still bring it up as a so-called "example" of poor build quality.

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    34. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Where can I get an iPod Pro?

      It's the expensive one, with the touch screen, runs OSX. And tiny storage, unfortunately...

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    35. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      This seems to imply that Apple products are so shoddy that extra warranty is always worth it... Moreover, warranty is not a substitute for quality.

      You're right, all consumer electronics suck, it's just that AppleCare makes for a no-hassle repair/upgrade for a small percentage of the value.

      Put it this way - when you're ready to sell your Apple gear, send it in to AppleCare; they'll refurbish it for you and you'll make at least as much as AppleCare cost for three years back on the sale price on eBay.

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    36. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So leaving all that aside, all I'm saying is it could at least have some vents on the underside :-p

      People will put a laptop on anything though :\
      If you start depending on all those bottom vents, you're asking for trouble.
      I think they should just aim for cooler laptops, or ship hard mats to use them on.

      At least they've got the Air to make up for the Macbook's slight portability problems.
      The default power settings are pretty damned decent too, so when I toss my MB on a couch or bed, it doesn't run very long before suspending.

      Still, it sometimes bothers me that I can't really use it in my lap for long.

    37. Re:The end of apple as a name of "quality". by x2A · · Score: 1

      "and if you're telling me you were about to remove the bottom case of a MacBook Pro, I'm calling you out"

      What did I say that implied that in the slightest? I said I wasn't going to as it wasn't mine and she didn't want anything like attempted as it was under warrenty and she didn't know if that would affect it.

      Also this isn't a PC/Mac debate, I was talking about a specific model of apple laptop and problems I encountered with that.

      I also wouldn't buy toshiba.

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  9. flaming batteries... by SoapBoxRants · · Score: 1

    Dude, your getting a...oh wait, wrong company.

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    1. Re:flaming batteries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's YOU'RE, a contraction of YOU ARE. As in, "you're a fucking idiot if you can't keep them straight."

    2. Re:flaming batteries... by x2A · · Score: 1

      Or "your issue's at least as serious if you're getting that worked up over someone mixing up their you're/your's". Anyone would think that a mixed up your/you're was responsible for the death of your parents or something. Chill out dude, corrective pointers usually work better when not accompanied by rude personal attacks out of nowhere.

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    3. Re:flaming batteries... by SoapBoxRants · · Score: 1

      I see you missed the part where I was poking fun at both a stoner and the company he represented. I fear that now I must vindicate my jokes before they exacerbate the irritability of the AC grammar Nazis that are incapable of understanding that sometimes the incorrect usage was *gasp* on purpose. Please forgive me. I seem to have used humor a bit too (not "two" or "to") advanced for you.

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  10. "Only a 'tiny percentage'..." by martinw89 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, I know anecdotal evidence is easy to slip in to online conversations. But seriously, 14 devices over a 3 year percentage. From the article, that translates to 0.001 percent of all first generation Nanos (the ones afflicted with this problem). I think any reasonable person will definitely agree that's a tiny percentage. No reason to rip on Apple for saying it's a tiny percentage when it is; they have other problems that can legitimately be criticized.

    1. Re:"Only a 'tiny percentage'..." by x2A · · Score: 1

      "From the article, that translates to 0.001 percent of all first generation Nanos"

      Not quite... to be completely accurate, it's 14 out of all the first generation Nanos in Japan. Article says "There have been similar incidents in the United States" and I'd guess other countries if it's happening.

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    2. Re:"Only a 'tiny percentage'..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars have been recalled for less.

      This is no doubt that this problem could led to someone getting injured. This is a simple case of betting that a recall would cost more than any damages from a potential lawsuit.

    3. Re:"Only a 'tiny percentage'..." by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Cars have been recalled for less.

      Less than .001%, eh? When.

    4. Re:"Only a 'tiny percentage'..." by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      "From the article, that translates to 0.001 percent of all first generation Nanos"

      Not quite... to be completely accurate, it's 14 out of all the first generation Nanos in Japan. Article says "There have been similar incidents in the United States" and I'd guess other countries if it's happening.

      "The company received very few reports of such incidents -- less than 0.001 percent of first-generation iPod nano units, it said. They have all been traced to a single battery supplier."

      If there are less than 1.4 million 1st gen Nanos in Japan, then probably the affected batch wasn't spread uniformly across the globe.

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    5. Re:"Only a 'tiny percentage'..." by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      FWIW, if all 14 nanos caught fire within a few weeks of one another, that points to a bad batch of batteries. I'm sure there'll be a recall of a range of nano serial numbers, and not much more.

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  11. Airplane fire by Telvin_3d · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, the 'won't somebody think of the airplanes!' comment at the end isn't particularly rational. These are not big devices and the only way they will cause more than an inconvenience is if every one on the plane bursts into flame at the same time.

    That said, a large chemical fire like you could get from those big battery packs those desktop replacement laptops use would be a special kind of nightmare for any pilot. If they do ever ban lithium batteries and other related things on airplanes it will be very inconvenient but not necessarily stupid.

    1. Re:Airplane fire by bornwaysouth · · Score: 1

      Yup. The limit should focus on how much stored energy is allowed to be brought in a single package. I was sent an article recently on ultracapacitors, which seem near capable of powering a car. My worry was - the energy is all stored together, like rocket fuel. Low quality rocket fuel, but hey, I burn easily. At least with petrol, the oxidant is on the outside.

      Possibly they should set an energy limit, in some relevant unit. For instance 10 nano-Challengers is about a gram of rocket fuel.

    2. Re:Airplane fire by Detritus · · Score: 1

      There have been several serious incidents involving lithium batteries and air cargo. We've been lucky, so far. Maybe people will take it seriously if the next incident produces a bunch of dead passengers.

      http://www.ntsb.gov/events/2006/philadelphiapa/iic_opening_text.htm

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    3. Re:Airplane fire by julesh · · Score: 1

      That said, a large chemical fire like you could get from those big battery packs those desktop replacement laptops use would be a special kind of nightmare for any pilot. If they do ever ban lithium batteries and other related things on airplanes it will be very inconvenient but not necessarily stupid.

      Batteries containing more than 2g of lithium are banned on aircraft. This almost certainly includes the batteries you're talking about.

    4. Re:Airplane fire by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      Actually I think that there have been regulations in place saying that you aren't supposed to carry spare lithium batteries in "stowed" airliner luggage for some years now:

      http://www.qantas.com.au/info/flying/beforeYouTravel/dangerousGoods

      Here's why: http://www.theinquirer.net/en/inquirer/news/2006/07/18/laptop-batteries-suspect-in-plane-crash

      Security people also tend to be generally suspicious of batteries, because they're essentially sealed packs of combinations of chemicals, with internal wiring and convenient external electrical contacts.

    5. Re:Airplane fire by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      On that topic, I've done quite a bit of research into ultracapacitor starter sytems because I'm far north and batteries have a tendancy to die very quickly up here, and a tendancy of losing their ability to deliver a charge around -40C. You CAN start a car with an ultracapacitor. You can even start a piece of diesel equipment, there's a company that sells them. The problem is that they cost more than a used car to tow your truck around with.

      I could see a plasma explosion resulting from dielectric failure in an ultracapacitor, but only in something so massive you shouldn't be standing in front of it anyway.

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  12. iminplaya is a troll by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1, Insightful
    iminplaya adds, "I like that. Only a 'tiny percentage'... Is anybody beginning to understand why I would prefer that these devices not be allowed on airplanes?"

    Yeah, sure - and when powerbooks were going off like poprocks and Dells were self incinerating like no tomorrow, did we ban them fro maircraft? No. Why? Wiser heads prevailed. If we went with "iminplaya"'s idea, the next thing you know - "Hey gramps - no batteries on board." "But they power my pacemaker!!!" Obviously, since unterfuhrer Cheney has a pacemaker, that would never happen...

    iminplaya's risk assessment skills are for crap.

    RS

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  13. Probably possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know using my touch at the same time it's plugged in charging the whole back plate gets warm. So it's not far from something not being possible but the right sequence probably is needed.
    But thats what you get when you use the lowest cost components and charge a premium for the end device.

    1. Re:Probably possible by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      I know using my touch at the same time it's plugged in charging the whole back plate gets warm.

      "Apple is advising owners of first-generation nanos to contact AppleCare for a replacement if their battery should overheat."

      But thats what you get when you use the lowest cost components and charge a premium for the end device.

      So Apple could have avoided the "explosions" if they had sold the Nanos cheaper?

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  14. OP can take a bus by narcberry · · Score: 1

    I think most of us will take our chances with these on planes. This goes for nail clippers too.

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  15. Let's not overreact by alvinrod · · Score: 1

    I really hate in when people overreact, regardless of why they're doing it. I have no idea what kind of sales numbers have been been recorded for the iPod Nano (I'm assuming this only refers to the most recent version of the device and not any of the earlier incarnations, but TFA is somewhat vague about matters.) in Japan so I can only guess. However, let's run some numbers for the sake of looking at things rationally.

    Only 140 iPod Nano devices have been sold in Japan. That would make a 10% failure rate, which is something which would leave me alarmed.

    If 1,400 had been sold in the country that lowers the failure rate to 1%. From my understanding that's not terribly bad, but of course it's batteries catching fire which is rather undesirable even if it only occurs 1% of the time.

    If 14,000 have been sold thus far the chance of having your battery explode on you is only .1%. Still not something I'd want to keep in my pocket, but I think you can see where this is going from here.

    If roughly one and a half million such devices have been sold the odds drop to .001%. In the grand scheme of things this is pretty low. You shouldn't quite by lottery tickets yet, but it's getting closer to that point. Then again, maybe you don't need to do that since if one of these goes up in flames you could probably get a decent settlement from a lawsuit against the company. Based on Apple's claims from the article (whether or not you care to believe them is another matter) there have been about 14 people out of roughly 1.4 million that have experienced this problem.

    It could be higher than this and there are several more batteries that are potential time bombs, but I don't think it's anything to be alarmed about. I don't know how much truth there is to the number, but from various /. articles I've heard a 5% failure rate widely claimed for electronic devices. I understand that this deals with the whole device and not the batteries, but we're comparing 5% to less than .001%. I think at that rate you're more likely to be involved in a car accident (I don't have figures and couldn't find any at a glance, but based on personal observations I believe my statement to be correct.) than have your iPod battery combust on you.

    The bit at the end about not wanting these devices on planes almost reeks of complete FUD. Once you go that far you might as well disallow cell phones, laptops, or any other device with a battery on an airplane. Hell, you might not want to allow anyone who looks like a terrorist (whatever that means) on a plane either since they seem to have a better track record of bringing down a plane than handheld electronic devices as far as I know. It's crap like this that ends up resulting in not being able to take bottled water on your flight.

    1. Re:Let's not overreact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft issued a "fix" for the Xbox 1 being a potential fire hazard despite only 30 reported cased. Of course it didn't actually resolve the root problem, weak solder joints on the PSU. Seems like Microsoft didn't really learn when designing the 360...

    2. Re:Let's not overreact by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      It's fairly hard to pin something like this (and the case you mentioned even though it seems more like a flame at Microsoft.) down completely. First of all there were somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 million Xbox (Xboxen?) consoles, which makes the failure rate horribly low. Of course when designing something like that the manufacturer is constantly using different parts from different manufacturers (I know this because I chipped my Xbox and did a bit of reading on the different parts and which were generally considered better.) and making revisions to the hardware. This results in several different hardware configurations.

      It's possible that the hardware configurations that have had problems for both companies were fairly limited in production. Suppose only a few tens of thousands of iPods (or Xbox consoles) contained the faulty batteries (solder problems) that resulted in a fire hazard. That makes the problem for that particular lot unacceptably high, but overall it's hardly worth a mention.

      For all we know Apple already has the relevant data and knows exactly how widespread or likely the problem happens to be. The article mentions that the batteries came from the same manufacturer. Unless someone around here is privy to some inside information we have no real idea what the scope of this problem happens to be. Maybe only 14,000 units with the crap batteries were shipped. Maybe it's 140,000. We can't really know how severe the problem is without better data. Maybe there're only 14,000 crap batteries out there and after talking with the company that made them the failure rate is about right on and it doesn't constitute a major risk. Maybe it's 14,000,000 of those batteries out there and the explosions are so few it's just statistical noise for the most part.

      Nothing like some sensationalism on a slow news day to get everyone's blood boiling a little bit though.

    3. Re:Let's not overreact by Kijori · · Score: 0

      I don't know how much truth there is to the number, but from various /. articles I've heard a 5% failure rate widely claimed for electronic devices. I understand that this deals with the whole device and not the batteries, but we're comparing 5% to less than .001%.

      This is hardly a meaningful comparison! We aren't talking about a fault that renders the device unusable, we're talking about it spontaneously combusting, and that certainly doesn't happen in those 5% of "failures".

      You compare this to car accidents - you need to remember that the vast majority of car accidents are both minor and caused by driver error. If people's cars started catching fire randomly - even if the fire was only the size of a nano - there would be quite an outcry.

  16. Ultimately, I think we need better chemistry ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    let's face it, Lithium-ion cells are unstable, intolerant of overcharging, and energy-dense enough to be a real problem when they fail. Combine that with poor quality-control and badly designed charge controllers, and you have a pocket-sized thermite bomb.

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  17. Re:kill switch by ekhben · · Score: 1

    If you oppose Steve Jobs... doesn't that already make you a terrorist?

  18. Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by occamboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    LiPo batteries (used in iPods and lots of other devices) are little roman candles when the go off: video here.

    Some LiPos are pretty sketchy - we've had a few in prototypes "pillow" (fill with gas), but no explosions yet. Definitely a no-no in medical devices, particularly implantables!

  19. Re:kill switch by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    no it actually just means you're a reasonable person instead of a showey douchebag obsessed with image and you use something real like products and operating systems that work like creative players and linux.

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  20. It's a feature.... by Genda · · Score: 0

    This is simply a marketing problem.... the new Apple "I-burn"... with crispy icons, and carbonized gestural interface.

    It can light cigarettes! Start campfires! and get rid of that pesky leaf pile for you!

    Plug one in, and light it up today!!!

    1. Re:It's a feature.... by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is simply a marketing problem.... the new Apple "I-burn"... with crispy icons, and carbonized gestural interface.

      It can light cigarettes! Start campfires! and get rid of that pesky leaf pile for you!

      Plug one in, and light it up today!!!

      The only problem is with all the scorch marks it will look like crap. Maybe they should call it the iSore instead?

  21. The nano is so small.... by agibson57 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How big could the fires really be?

    1. Re:The nano is so small.... by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      I don't know it only takes an single careless match to start an forest fire. So, maybe an nano could burn down Rhode Island. Tim S

    2. Re:The nano is so small.... by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      As with so many things, the size at first is not as important as the size of it later.

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  22. PR for apple by whtmarker · · Score: 1

    This is not good PR for apple. One of the reasons Apple's stock is so inflated is the buzz factor around its products.

    It just goes to show that apple and its products are 'human', ipods are still miniature laptops, subject to the same problems.

  23. Re:Ultimately, I think we need better chemistry .. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Lithium-ion cells are unstable, intolerant of overcharging...

    While I agree, I believe things are more problematic with non-standard format battery shapes than with ones shaped like "regular" batteries. I think it has to do with uneven heat distribution during charging within the irregular shapes.

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  24. Re:Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by ckthorp · · Score: 1

    Yah, but the battery in a Nano is a far cry from the 3S pack in the linked video. I'd wager that a Nano battery has way less than 10% of the capacity of the linked battery. I've set off some 230 mAh 1S packs and they barely had enough oomph to pop their bag. The Nano can charge in roughly an hour off a USB port, so it has to be roughly 500 mAh capacity. Not exactly a tricked out 4S4P RC plane battery pack, eh? LiPos are actually used in many medical devices, just not implantable devices. They are very safe if you stick with quality cells and make sure to monitor case temperature, discharge rate, discharge voltage, charge rate, charge voltage, and discharge levels very carefully (EG to better than 1%). Sure as heck beats trying to lug around a lead acid battery pack in a portable device. :-)

  25. Re:In Soviet Russia by shimmyshimpson · · Score: 0

    Flaming ipods on a plane wouldn't be too healthy though hmmmm?....

    Same sort of dodgy batteries as they had in the Apple/Dell laptops a while back ?

  26. Good for Japan! by GrahamCox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Japan demands...something or other.

    And the batteries in these iPods? "Made In Japan". Glad to see they take their own QA so seriously.

    1. Re:Good for Japan! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Japan demands...something or other.

      And the batteries in these iPods? "Made In Japan". Glad to see they take their own QA so seriously.

      I'd be very surprised at that. Most of the exploding batteries/faulty capacitors I've read about before were made in China. It's a combination of the fact that they are very cheaply made and China is a corruption addled autocracy where whistle blowers are very unsafe and corrupt bosses are very safe.

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    2. Re:Good for Japan! by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      So the Japanese Ministry of Economy has been manufacturing batteries? Or are they running the QA of Japenese battery manufacturers? Who but Apple should be held responsible if Apple is shipping defective products which cause harm to consumers?

    3. Re:Good for Japan! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yes, Japan is just one big company, why don't they get their house in order.

      What an idiotic statement.

    4. Re:Good for Japan! by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      To be fair, if a factory is forced to drastically cut costs and maintain the same production volume, it won't matter if it's made in Japan, the USA, China, Taiwan, or heck, Germany. You're going to get an increased failure rate. Japan is in pretty bad shape economically despite remaining #2 behind the US, especially in industrial jobs like manufacturing, where China and India are gobbling up contracts and resources.

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  27. Its just DRM by tinkertim · · Score: 1

    If you try to play something on a nano that doesn't pass DRM checks ... a circuit opens and the battery is told to explode.

    "Stop illegally downloading music .. this message will self-destruct"

  28. Pfft.. by sleeponthemic · · Score: 1

    It's not like these people are blameless. All of them entered "Limp Bizkit Playback Mode" and all of them paid the special price.

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  29. Re:Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by compro01 · · Score: 1

    They are very safe if you stick with quality cells and make sure to monitor case temperature, discharge rate, discharge voltage, charge rate, charge voltage, and discharge levels very carefully (EG to better than 1%).

    And how many of those considerations do you figure are observed with these devices?

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  30. It doesn't seem to be happening here.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess Brittany Spears is just hot in Japan.

  31. Lithium Batteries by maz2331 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It sounds like poor-quality lithium batteries or possibly a defective charging circuit are to blame here.

    Lithium batteries have a very high energy density due to the use of highly reactive lithium in metallic and/or ion forms. Overcharging or too-rapid discharge can easily overheat them and result in a fire or even an explosion in extreme cases.

    If the quality control is not excellent, they can be incredibly dangerous.

  32. Dell FireAThon and Apple HindenBook by malia8888 · · Score: 1
    The source has usually been the lithium battery powering the device.

    I am not sure if the Dell and Apple laptops had lithium batteries but it does appear that the industry is going to have to look at the flammability of batteries in laptops and MP3 players. Either better batteries or asbestos skivvies. Wait, trying to remember--there is something wrong with asbestos, too??

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  33. Flying by statistic by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only a tiny percentage of planes burst into flames, too.

    1. Re:Flying by statistic by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      And only a tiny percentage of planes have snakes on them.

    2. Re:Flying by statistic by The_Wilschon · · Score: 2
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  34. Re:Ultimately, I think we need better chemistry .. by evilviper · · Score: 1

    I think we need better chemistry .. Lithium-ion cells are unstable, intolerant of overcharging, and energy-dense enough to be a real problem when they fail.

    NiMH is extremely stable, quite tolerant of overcharging (not ridiculous so like NiCD, but infinitely better than LiION), etc., while still ALMOST as energy-dense and ALMOST as quick-charging/discharging. They aren't, however, nearly as lightweight as LiION.

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  35. Spin won't work. by dmizer · · Score: 1

    Apple is downplaying the problem, pointing out that no major injuries or damage have been reported.

    In Japan, this spin isn't likely to make much difference. Once a serious problem is discovered in a product, the Japanese public tends to assume that all of them have the problem and refuse to purchase or use it.

    This attitude has brought no small number of major Japanese businesses to their knees, including (recently) Mitsubishi heavy industries.

  36. Re:Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by ckthorp · · Score: 1

    Actually, the Apple tends to be fairly conservative with their designs. There is almost assuredly a bog-standard over discharge (voltage and current) IC attached to the pack. That covers the over discharge scenarios. A standard LiPo buck charger IC these days is accurate to better than 1% and properly supplies the required constant-current transitioning to constant voltage profile that a LiPo requires. That covers the over charge scenarios. Apple tends to use standard grade or better components (skipping the super-no-name Chinese suppliers of probably counterfeit parts). So that covers the quality cells portion. The only one that I don't think Apple monitors is battery case temperature.

    Given that most LiPos in the field, operated with the afforementioned charge and discharge protection, fail due to membrane damage (at least that was the cause of the flaming Sony 18650 LiIons that were hot news a couple years back), there isn't much a case temp monitor would tell you other than the fact that you're having a catastrophic breakdown and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

  37. Just Wait by mosb1000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Until there are a lot of Lithium Ion batteries powering cars. That should be fun. Maybe they will consider making those batteries outside China. . .

    1. Re:Just Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely... EVE, I'm looking at you!

  38. Someone please tag this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...iBurn

  39. Re:Ultimately, I think we need better chemistry .. by Hollovoid · · Score: 1

    Or a better shutdown mechanizm, The separator paper used in the anode material in the battery is suppost to be sufficient enough to melt and chemically disable the battery before a critical situation like that can occur. My guess, is for cost concerns less of that separator were used, or the battery took quite a bit more abuse than anybody is letting on. I work at a plant that makes these things, and while they are quite unstable, and boy do even the smallest cells make a big flame, they are also quite resiliant once they have been sealed, and when made properly they resist improper handling quite a bit better than lead acid variety.

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  40. References for English by burnitdown · · Score: 1
    1. Re:References for English by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I'll check it out. :)

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  41. Re:Ultimately, I think we need better chemistry .. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    NiMH used to have problems with high self discharge rates, i.e. my spare set of AA batteries in the fridge would discharge faster than the ones I was using.

    But the new low self discharge ones don't seem to suffer from that. Mind you, I don't really have much that uses AA batteries anymore, everyone seems to have moved to embedded LiIon.

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  42. Apple = Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How 'bout we just get rid of the Evil Apple Empire. :)

  43. Re:Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some LiPos are pretty sketchy - we've had a few in prototypes "pillow" (fill with gas), but no explosions yet. Definitely a no-no in medical devices, particularly implantables!

    Some LiPo batteries have a special pillow deflating mechanism called LiPoSuction.

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  44. Too much to ask? by jadin · · Score: 1

    I just want an ipod that won't burst into flames and kill me.

    I'm craving a banana...

  45. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flaming ipods on a plane wouldn't be too healthy though hmmmm?

    The worst thing that could happen would be if one of these Nanos caught fire in luggage and then that fire spreads so that it knocks out critical avionics systems and causes the airplane to crash into the ocean two hours from land. Now that I think of it, why hasn't this happened with some type of electronics fire on a long distance flight?

  46. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The air pressure at cruising altitude is usually about only 0.25 atm. Since the luggage compartment is unpressurized and because fires don't like low partial pressures for oxygen, it would be very difficult to start a fire. As a practical example, try lighting a cigarette lighter at 10,000 ft. You won't be successful unless you buy a high-altitude lighter.

  47. Re:In Soviet Russia by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The worst thing that could happen would be if one of these Nanos caught fire in luggage...

    No.

    The worst that could happen (and quite possibly will now) is that the airlines seize this opportunity to make passengers' travel even more unpleasant than it already is by banning or confiscating people's iPods. I wouldn't put it past them at all.

    It would be amusing to see a mass boycott of all the airlines by all travellers until they learn to stop being such officious pricks. The way they behave towards passengers is not much better than animals might expect from the live cattle export trade.

    The sad thing is that we have largely allowed ourselves to be cowed by this treatment.

  48. Only a tiny percentage... of an ASSLOAD. by Plantain · · Score: 1

    Let's do some simple statistics...

    170,000,000 iPods sold as of March 2008

    14 caught fire.

    4 Zune's sold as of March 2008

    0 caught fire.

    BUY A ZUNE, THEY'RE STATISTICALLY SAFER!

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  49. The trouble with Idioms... by Sport89 · · Score: 1

    Huh. When my friend told me the iPod Nanos were 'on fire', I just thought he meant they were selling well...

  50. kdawson ftl by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    Ah, kdawson. Just when you though getting rid of Timothy would improve things around here....

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    1. Re:kdawson ftl by atari2600 · · Score: 1

      T's still around and never until kdawson till I sat up and noticed how horrible a /. editor can be. I wonder if kdawson will have enough of a rotten reputation that if it turns out kdawson is actually an uber hot chick named Katie Dawson and slashdotters will still want kdawson to go. As of now, kdawson has consistently managed to stand out as an inept editor.

    2. Re:kdawson ftl by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I could have sworn T left sometime a year or two ago. Wishful thinking I suppose. I don't ordinarily pay attention to the editor's name on a story, at least unless there's something glaringly wrong with it.

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    3. Re:kdawson ftl by atari2600 · · Score: 1

      Ditto, I noticed T when this sad recent post was updated.

  51. Think different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fire is fitted as standard as the marketeers required!

  52. REMOVABLE/CHANGEABLE batteries needed by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Of all the electronic devices out there, I find very few are suitable for having a non-removable battery... actually, very few come to mind. At the top of the list is "cheap watches."

    For anything else, making a battery removable makes a device safer and potentially last longer.

    One of my iPhone users was mentioning the shocking quickness that a support engineer recommended an iPhone exchange when he mentioned that the phone got ridiculously hot. I thought it was a pretty well known fact that when any and all Li-Ion batteries get hot, it's a bad sign and that there is likely a defect in the battery and needs replacement. This is not a Sony problem (though Sony makes the vast majority of these batteries) and it's not a particular product problem either, but when these stories hit the presses, it's "exploding Dells" or "flaming ipods." Perhaps more consumer awareness is in order.

    But when batteries aren't removable, it's just a sign of trouble from many perspectives... can't "fix" it with a new battery, can't safely dispose of it by removing the battery, can't pack it safely for travel by removing the battery, can't render yourself untraceable by removing the battery, can't stop the feds from listening in because you can't remove the battery...

    And the only reason I can imagine why any manufacturer would choose to make a battery non-removable is to prevent an industry of [unapproved] replacement battery makers. This is a sign of a company that thinks of itself before it thinks of the consumer.

    1. Re:REMOVABLE/CHANGEABLE batteries needed by Spatial · · Score: 1

      And the only reason I can imagine why any manufacturer would choose to make a battery non-removable is to prevent an industry of [unapproved] replacement battery makers.

      Or because it limits you to buying an entirely new device when the battery wears out; oh look, a new version has just been released!

    2. Re:REMOVABLE/CHANGEABLE batteries needed by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      For anything else, making a battery removable makes a device safer and potentially last longer.

      Making the battery non-removable gives it many benefits:

      • No exposure of the battery or contacts to the environment which makes them safer
      • No need for external shielding which means larger battery
      • Battery shape can be fitted to the case and not the battery compartment which means larger battery
      • Reduced manufacturing complexity which means lower cost

      But when batteries aren't removable, it's just a sign of trouble from many perspectives... can't "fix" it with a new battery, can't safely dispose of it by removing the battery, can't pack it safely for travel by removing the battery, can't render yourself untraceable by removing the battery, can't stop the feds from listening in because you can't remove the battery...

      And the only reason I can imagine why any manufacturer would choose to make a battery non-removable is to prevent an industry of [unapproved] replacement battery makers. This is a sign of a company that thinks of itself before it thinks of the consumer.

      So you want an average consumer to handle and dispose of something that you think is dangerous? This makes no sense. Let me tell you about the average consumer and what the industry thinks of them. You know why McDonald's coffee has a warning label? You know what all lawnmowers tell you not to lift them up while they are running? The average consumer. The average slashdotter could probably change out the battery with no problem but some of your average consumers are idiots. Unfortunately companies have to keep this in mind when designing consumer devices.

      And, yes, the other reason is to discourage not prevent the use of unapproved replacement batteries. But this isn't about the evil companies pushing you to pay more for the battery. After-market components can vary greatly in quality. Some of them are good deals being cheaper and just as good as OEM. Some of them are utter crap. So that cheapo battery you bought online: will it leak and explode within a few months? You gamble a bit when you use after-market components. Apple and other manufacturers, BTW, won't prevent you in replacing your own battery or using an after-market battery. You just void your warranty if you do.

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    3. Re:REMOVABLE/CHANGEABLE batteries needed by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      What cave do you live in? A simple Google search will provide you plenty of battery replacement solutions for iPods. Most of them are far cheaper than the cost of buying a new iPod and are only a few bucks more than the cost of a new battery.

      it is a valid observation that maybe users would be enticed to just buy a new iPod, but I see nothing wrong with that, since Apple is in the business of making money. The only problem with that logic is I own 5 iPods and none of the batteries have ever died. Seems I like buying new ones long before the useful battery lifespan is up.

  53. Re:In Soviet Russia by mspohr · · Score: 1
    A little basic science information here would be useful...

    Aircraft cabins are usually pressurized to about 5,000 feet or about 0.83 atm. At this pressure (same as Denver), cigarettes burn nicely

    If you were in an airplane pressurized to only 0.25 atm (about 37,000 ft.) you would be dead and you could not light a cigarette.

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  54. Re:Ultimately, I think we need better chemistry .. by julesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lithium-ion cells are unstable, intolerant of overcharging, and energy-dense enough to be a real problem when they fail.

    LiFePO4 is a possible answer. They're a little more expensive than Li-ion, and have slightly lower energy density, but they don't evolve gasses during charging, which makes them somewhat safer.

  55. Except Apple don't *make* batteries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, *Apple's* quality control is really bad.

    Except last time I checked Apple weren't a battery manufacturer; they *buy* these components in from other companies.

    If you remember the laptop battery recall from a couple of years ago it was Apple, Dell, et al that had to do a recall, as all manufacturer's that bought those components were affected.

    To blame Apple for this is like blaming British Airways when a Boeing plane crashes.

  56. QA - Fail by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    This doesn't suprise me at all. My 3rd gen Nano is less than a year old and its battery is comnpletely dead already. The iPod will work only while its plugged into a power source.. I knew iPods had an early reputation for this (iPods dirty little secret as I recall it) but I would have hoped it would have been sorted by now. I could just be very unlucky... anyone else had issues with a 3rd gen Nano yet?

    1. Re:QA - Fail by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Anecdotes - Fail.

      Since I can confirm the veracity of my own anecdotes, I'll just feel safe knowing (not claiming, but knowing) that all of the iPods in my family are running on their original batteries still (2nd gen, 3rd gen, 1st gen video, 1st gen nano, 2nd gen nano, 3rd gen nano, and two iPhones to boot). To even out this incredulous anecdotal evidence, I will disclose that my 2-year old 1st Gen MacBook shuts off unexpectedly with about 30% power left. I think I finally found an Apple product that needs a battery replacement.

  57. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worst that could happen (and quite possibly will now) is that the airlines seize this opportunity to make passengers' travel even more unpleasant than it already is by banning or confiscating people's iPods.

    No problemo, I just take out the battery and... damn.

  58. You know... Having some real statistics... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ... makes the jokes funnier.
    Like...
    "They've made 140 million of those things and they still can't get them right. Drumroll...

    But seriously...
    Despite the popular opinion there are quite a few Zunes out there. Even the brown ones.
    In fact brown Zune 30 was at the top of the Amazon's sales rank during the November of 2007 - because of the price drop.
    So, no matter what the herd think is cool, cheaper sells better.

    Oh and... No Zunes in Japan.
    Or anywhere outside North America.
    So I guess we'll have to wait with those statistics to determine which one is safer on a crowded Tokyo subway line.

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    1. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      So, no matter what the herd think is cool, cheaper sells better.

      Oh really now? The new Zune (that looks like the old nano) is $30 cheaper than an equivalent nano. You're telling me Zunes sell better? I think your logic is flawed.

    2. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Well... I was gonna ask you if you have any idea what "equivalent" means, but after rereading your post I realized that in your universe this looks exactly like this.

      Say what... Why don't YOU go and gather the statistics regarding iPod nano (4 and 8 GB) and Zunes 4 and 8 from... a what the hell, lets make it simple... from Amazon.
      When you get back with those we can continue to ask questions about our respective logic and intelligence.

      Naturally, all of the above does not in any way reduce the validity of a simple fact that cheap outsells cool. All the time.

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    3. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure who is the one having a problem comparing equivalent models? You linked us to a current 80gb Zune and an out-of-production 2nd Gen 2gb Nano. I'm not sure what your intent there was, but here are the real figures of current, comparable models:

      • 80gb Zune (2nd generation)- $329.95
      • 80gb iPod classic (6th generation) - $234.57

      Or there's always this equivalent comparison:

      • 8gb Zune (2nd generation)- $166.51
      • 8gb iPod nano (3rd generation) - $179.98

      So yeah, I went ahead and took your advice and went to Amazon.com for these prices. So I guess we have nothing to discuss now?

      Well, in retrospect, since the 80gb iPod DOES outsell the 80gb Zune, and I just inferred that you were belittling the iPod for only being cool, I guess cheap-and-cool outsells not-cool-and-actually-a-bit-more-expensive (when looking at the 80gb models). If we look at the 8gb models, it is apparent that cheap does NOT outsell cool, given it is clear that nanos far outsell the cheaper Zune model.

      So in other words, you are just wrong all around, so conversations on our respective logic and intelligence are heartily welcomed.

    4. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      The new Zune (that looks like the old nano) is $30 cheaper than an equivalent nano.

      I've linked what you wrote. "New Zune" and "old nano".

      So yeah, I went ahead and took your advice and went to Amazon.com for these prices.

      Hmm... Let... us... try... to... read... a... little... slower... since... we... are... having... some... problems... concentrating... on... long... sentences.

      Why don't YOU go and gather the statistics regarding iPod nano (4 and 8 GB) and Zunes 4 and 8 from... a what the hell, lets make it simple... from Amazon.

      Statistics. You know. Like numbers sold. NOT prices.
      Prices alone do not a useful sales statistic make.

      since the 80gb iPod DOES outsell the 80gb Zune

      given it is clear that nanos far outsell the cheaper Zune model.

      Given on what?
      See?
      THAT is why I said statistics.

      Also, that is why I said statistics regarding both products sold from a well stocked competitive vendor like Amazon.
      Not Apple's (worldwide and overblown) or Microsoft's ("US and Canada only" and overblown) figures.

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    5. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I've linked what you wrote. "New Zune" and "old nano".

      No, no you didn't. You linked an 80gb Zune and the old style nano. You were only half right (the old nano). You should have linked to the 8gb Zune, since that is the one that obviously copied the form factor of the old nano.

      Given on what? See? THAT is why I said statistics.

      The fact you are asking for statistics proving that the iPod outsells the Zune just shows how much you are talking out of your ass and how much I'm falling for a troll. The APA Writing Style guidelines require citations, except for universally excepted facts and obvious knowledge. A good example would be, "the iPod far outsells the Zune" (no citation needed).

      Also, that is why I said statistics regarding both products sold from a well stocked competitive vendor like Amazon. Not Apple's (worldwide and overblown) or Microsoft's ("US and Canada only" and overblown) figures.

      OH, I see, so you want to do what we affectionately call "cherry pick" your data eh? As in referring back to a 3-day firesale in November of 2007, when a brand new Zune product came out, and was number one on Amazon.com for a couple days, then slid to #96 in the top 100 from then on? Yeah, because that logic doesn't have about, oh, a million holes in it. Shall we start with the obvious bump that ANY product (regardless of how craptacular it is) will have increased sales the weekend it is released. Especially the Zune, given version 1.0 was such a disappointment. Couple that with a Christmas release timeline and a sudden drop in price, and gee, you get a three day bump in sales. Congratulations. You should be a CEO.

      Oh, except for the part you conveniently left out that the same Zune was only tracked for two models (brown and black) whereas the iPod line stats were broken down into something no less than six models. You don't suppose if you bundled up all Zune sales and all iPod sales that the Zune might just have not been such the hot seller you claim? Finally, since you are demanding stats (when any free-thinking person on the planet not employed by Microsoft would just concede defeat already), how about this one--one million 2nd Gen Zunes have sold since Nov. 2007 and what, about 12 million iPods have sold just in the past quarter? I'd provide stats, but like the APA suggests, no citation required.

    6. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      From your beloved Amazon.com "statistics" page, August 20th, 2008:

      • iPod Nano 4gb, silver (#3)
      • iPod 80gb, black (#15)
      • iPod Touch 8gb (#19)
      • Zune 8gb, black (#34)
      • iPod Touch 32gb (#52)
      • iPod Touch 16gb (#53)
      • iPod 80gb, white (#58)
      • iPod nano PINK (#78)
      • Zune 80gb (#83)
      • iPod nano blue (#84)

      So, as you certainly must be able to see by now, blanket statements such as Apple only sells because of image and people will always buy cheaper, hold no water. Such lame attempts to rationalize an otherwise epic market failure are best left for the Microsoft folks to figure out, not random slashdot guy with a pretentious German signature.

    7. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      The APA Writing Style guidelines require citations, except for universally excepted facts and obvious knowledge. A good example would be, "the iPod far outsells the Zune" (no citation needed).

      Your logic amuses me greatly.

      You should have linked to the 8gb Zune, since that is the one that obviously copied the form factor of the old nano.

      Really? Wow! So like... everything compares in size to an iPod nano?
      Shit! And here all this time I thought they were all chasing the form factor of my old 256MB Captiva Chinese MP3 player.
      Cause... you know... it is older and smaller than several versions of iPods and Zunes.
      Why don't we make it a new measuring unit? 1 Captiva. XD

      OH, I see, so you want to do what we affectionately call "cherry pick" your data eh?

      Really? And here I thought I asked for sales numbers from a single vendor and market instead of wishful guessing of people that make said products.

      You should be a CEO.

      Finally! Something we both agree on.

      Finally, since you are demanding stats (when any free-thinking person on the planet not employed by Microsoft would just concede defeat already)

      ROFL!
      Wait... let me read that again...

      any free-thinking person on the planet not employed by Microsoft would just concede defeat already

      AHAHAHHAA... Oh.. god... please stop... No... Wait.. Don't.
      I haven't had this many LOLs in months.
      Concede defeat... LOL

      how about this one--one million 2nd Gen Zunes have sold since Nov. 2007 and what, about 12 million iPods have sold just in the past quarter? I'd provide stats, but like the APA suggests, no citation required.

      Coke is better than Pepsi. My dad is stronger than your dad. No citation required.

      It may be kind of a not fair of me sending you to gather pointless statistics, since you provide me with so much joy... aahh.. but what the hell.
      But I gotta admit - I never thought you were actually going to do it.
      I always did have too much faith in mankind.

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    8. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The APA Writing Style guidelines require citations, except for universally accepted (my mistake) facts and obvious knowledge. A good example would be, "the iPod far outsells the Zune" (no citation needed).

      Your logic amuses me greatly.

      So, instead of a 4th grader response, would you care to pick apart what is actually wrong with my logic. You seriously aren't contending the universally accepted notion that the iPod far outsells the Zune without a reference? If that is your contention, why not provide counter-points instead of childish remarks? You know, why don't you actually contribute to the slashdot community?

      Really? Wow! So like... everything compares in size to an iPod nano?

      I have absolutely no idea where your childish rant is coming from. If you read my first post, the entire point was that the tall-skinny second generation 8gb Zune was $30 less than the most equivalent iPod Nano, yet the 8gb Zune doesn't sell more, even though you contend it does because it's cheaper. Face it...all your sophomoric diversions do nothing to take away from the fact you are wrong. Zunes do not sell more because they are cheaper. For that premise to be true, the Zune would actually have to sell more than iPods.

      Between the two models I discussed (not your illogically linked models) the Zune was cheaper, but doesn't outsell the iPod. You then tried to infer it was #1 on Amazon's list, and I called you out, pointing to the fact that occurred nearly a year-ago (Nov. 2007) and lasted an entire three days. The reason I didn't cite anything is because this is a well-known story that anyone actually still reading this thread (in spite of your polluted, childish remarks) remembers well.

      you want to do what we affectionately call "cherry pick" your data eh?

      Really? And here I thought I asked for sales numbers from a single vendor and market instead of wishful guessing of people that make said products.

      No, you went to one reseller (amazon) and picked sales figures from a three day window nine months ago, because that was the only 3 days of the existence of 2nd gen Zune that supports your argument (new product launch for Christmas to boot). That's called cherry-picking. It's also makes you a Microsoft apologist. I also humored your ridiculous demand and posted the current Amazon.com sales figures.

      Now the real fun is waiting to see how you justify the Zune outselling the iPod because it is "cheaper" when it doesn't even outsell the PINK iPod nano.

      Coke is better than Pepsi. My dad is stronger than your dad. No citation required.

      It may be kind of a not fair of me sending you to gather pointless statistics, since you provide me with so much joy... aahh.. but what the hell. But I gotta admit - I never thought you were actually going to do it.

      What in the hell are you talking about? I haven't once inferred that either product is better or worse than the other. I'm dealing in reality and accept the fact that one product is a cultural phenomenon that cannot be dismissed simply as a "fashion statement" and the other just got discontinued at Gamestop stores. (You want a citation for that too?) If you seriously can't accept the commonly understood fact that iPods outsell Zunes without a reference, then you really need your geek-card recalled.

      So here's an open invitation for you to get back on track. Why not counter my claims with some counter-claims that make sense? Care to point us to any evidence that Zunes outsell iPods because they are cheaper? Here's a hint--you could at least opine that the $89 refurb price on the brown Zunes rocketed them to #1 on the Amazon.com for a brief period of time back in November of 2007. I'd accept that premise, even with enough logical flaws to drive a truck through. See you can't just say whatever it is that fits your world-view without qualifying why something is. In thi

  59. hmnn by Vexorian · · Score: 1
    • Planes are not zeppelins.
    • I'd rather be set on flames than not bring a music player with me for the flight, really.
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  60. Which iPod nanos? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Anyone has the serial number range of affected iPod nanos?

    If it's battery-related, then they have a list of which iPod nanos were made with the defective battery.

  61. Re:Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm guessing you don't mean Lithium-Polonium.

    Lithium polymer?

  62. Re:In Soviet Russia by The_Wilschon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apples and oranges. GP said "the luggage compartment is unpressurized". You said "Aircraft cabins are usually pressurized". Unless I'm mistaken, those are two different things. If they are not, then you should have said so.

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  63. Re:In Soviet Russia by tha_mink · · Score: 1

    The air pressure at cruising altitude is usually about only 0.25 atm. Since the luggage compartment is unpressurized and because fires don't like low partial pressures for oxygen, it would be very difficult to start a fire. As a practical example, try lighting a cigarette lighter at 10,000 ft. You won't be successful unless you buy a high-altitude lighter.

    Plus, from what I understand, it's a chemical fire, which behaves a bit different than your run of the mill carbon fire. I'm assuming that these fires are happening during a charge though...is that not the case?

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  64. Re:In Soviet Russia by tha_mink · · Score: 1

    As a practical example, try lighting a cigarette lighter at 10,000 ft. You won't be successful unless you buy a high-altitude lighter.

    I smoked a cigarette on the top of Mount Massive (14,421), didn't have a problem with my Bic at all.

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  65. Re:In Soviet Russia by mspohr · · Score: 2, Informative

    No difference between cabin and baggage. This also is basic science. The entire fuselage tube is pressurized. It would be very difficult to pressurize only the cabin (floor is flat, not a cylinder, lots of holes in floor, etc.)

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  66. No by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Is anybody beginning to understand why I would prefer that these devices not be allowed on airplanes?"

    No. I do understand that you seem to like Security Theater, however.

    1. Re:No by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      14 3x3inch pieces of plastic, reported only in Japan, "may" catch fire?...and you think one of these has even the most remote chance of taking down the plane YOU are riding on?

  67. Re:Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    That Youtube guy should be slapped for not editing the video. It blows up at 2:32.

  68. Re:In Soviet Russia by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    It would be amusing to see a mass boycott of all the airlines by all travellers until they learn to stop being such officious pricks.

    Good luck with that.

    People can't just walk away from air travel as in many cases it would simply mean not travelling. And, then airlines have the support of governments which allow them to be fairly arbitrary in terms of rules -- all in the name of safety.

    I think it would be interesting if what you suggest happened. I just don't think enough people can walk away from air travel for this to significantly impact the airlines. Certainly, business travel will go on.

    Cheers

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  69. Are the fumes more hazardous? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    I searched for a WHIMS sheet and found a few. They generally say that vapor mists or fumes may cause respiratory irritation. Is there anything more to this? Some of the metal compounds in the LiOn battery are also carcinogenic. Though I'd wager only a factor with long term exposure. Just out of curiosity.

    The person in one video mentions using a Class 4 extinguisher on the fire involving laptops (chemical, metal and electrical fire). When not in a laptop, one WHIMS sheet says to use water and another (which I found on a .mil site from Google) says to use CO2. Conflicting, yes. I don't think I run into one of these fires in my lifetime. But these questions don't seem to have come up.

    1. Re:Are the fumes more hazardous? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Don't use water to extinguish a fire caused by lithium. Lithium and water tend to do bad things.

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    2. Re:Are the fumes more hazardous? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      From my limited chemistry knowledge, I figured as much. Strange that this was on a WHIMS sheet. Even worse, I think it was for much larger format batteries.

  70. Living in Japan... by Kooty-Sentinel · · Score: 1

    The reason I think that these issues are more apparent in Japan is the humidity levels over there. We are talking 30-40% tops in North America, and looking at 80-90% during peak summer periods in Japan.

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  71. Re:In Soviet Russia by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    I just don't think enough people can walk away from air travel for this to significantly impact the airlines. Certainly, business travel will go on.

    Of course you're right. I never postulated this as anything that is likely to happen soon, merely as something I would like to happen.

    Nevertheless, I wonder how long it will be before the suits decide that teleconferencing or videoconferencing offer more convenient alternatives. Even flying business class isn't much fun, and it certainly isn't a productive way to use one's time.

  72. Definition of "major injuries or damage" by jc42 · · Score: 1

    I can't be the only one who wonders what Apple's definition of "major injuries or damage" might be.

    Does it mean that nobody has yet been killed? Or maybe they have a more generous definition, such as "no loss of major limbs or sensory organs".

    Anyone know?

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  73. Lithium batteries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lithium batteries have never been suitable for consumer devices and never will be. I was shocked and appalled when the new small digital cellphones came out and they had LITHIUM BATTERIES in them!!!

    Not suitable for consumer devices. Labs, industry, etc., yes, but for everyday people with no conception of the reactivity of lithium, never.

    Always was a dumb idea and always will be.

    NOTICE: This post was hampered by this here lame excuse for the poor performance of perl - fuck when will they give this up, I'm in a totally different topic/story... allowing everyone a chance to post has nothing to do with it... what a lame excuse, at least be honest... fuck this is irritating.

    Slow Down Cowboy!

    Slashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

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    lame, really lame...

  74. Re:kill switch by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    no it actually just means you're a reasonable person instead of a showey douchebag obsessed with image and you use something real like products and operating systems that work like creative players and linux.

    So if any Mac user opposed Steve Jobs, you'd look like a complete idiot?

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  75. Nothing flammable should be on a plane... by joelwyland · · Score: 1

    Is anybody beginning to understand why I would prefer that these devices not be allowed on airplanes?

    Yeah, how DARE those bastards bring potentially flammable materials on board an aircraft?!

    Can I get another vodka, please?

  76. I would prefer... by magusnet · · Score: 1

    Screaming children be locked in soundproof rooms, and not just on airplanes. :)

  77. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The way they behave towards passengers is not much better than animals might expect from the live cattle export trade."

    Speaking as one who works in the industry, if only this were true. We could take a leaf out of the cargo jocks book - when carrying livestock, they carry a bolt gun in case the beastie tries to run amok. Should put a stop to all of those air rage incidents.

    "t would be amusing to see a mass boycott of all the airlines by all travellers until they learn to stop being such officious pricks."

    Good idea. Why don't you start the ball rolling by not travelling yourself? Save us having to use the bolt gun on you.

  78. Re:Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an interesting clip... but the fact is that the video is of an overcharge situation, not a use one. The violence this clip displays is most likely much greater than what would be found in a use failure, but that's just my conjecture.

    Main thing here is I will want to be damn sure of the QA on the charging circuit.

  79. Heard in customer-support by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 1

    Customer: Hey Support, I just want to say the new iPod Nano is totally hot!

    Support: Oh really? Why thank you!

    Customer: No really, it's fucking hot!

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  80. Re:Ever See A Flaming LiPo Battery? Very Ugly. by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

    A few questions to make sure you're comparing apples to apples:

    1. Is the nano using LiPo batteries? (probably true)
    2. Is the nano battery's size comparable to the one in the video? (very hard to tell, as there's no sense of scale; someone who knows how big a 3-cell 1.8Ah LiPo battery is can clarify here)
    3. Is the nano's battery likely to fail in someone's pocket in the same manner as the video?

    Unless the fellow is resourceful and remarkably clueless about electricity and recent Li battery history, no. The battery is forced to fail spectacularly by overcharging, and most chargers are intelligent enough not to shove 4 cells' worth of charge on a 3-cell battery. The reason why so few battery fires not caused by overcharging are posted on Youtube is that it's really not that easy to cause a battery to predictably fail in any other way-- which is why the only battery failures you're seeing is pillowing. Furthermore, the battery's naked; a typical battery is housed inside a device, which will change the way it burns, should it catch fire.

    I'll agree with you that in oxygen-rich environments like hospitals (esp. ICUs), I wouldn't want something that can burn or go pop through mishandling, but that's what safety practices are for.

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  81. Re:Nasty dihydrogen monoxide by bornwaysouth · · Score: 1

    You are only able to say that because you wear a genuine tinfoil hat. I wore an aluminum 'tinfoil' hat and that monoxide stuff corroded it like crazy. The story gets worse. That chemical is responsible for an enormous number of deaths worldwide. It kills more surfers than shark attacks. It is also a key component of the search for chemicals on the moon and Mars, which as everyone knows, is needed to keep the world safe from a terrorist attack whereby they set fire to say the secretive dark side of the moon and launch it at us. Dihydrogen monoxide is one of the major residues found after Shuttle launches.

    You'll be happy to learn I bought a genuine tinfoil hat, in the modern bee-keeper style. Sure it is heavier, but it is pure tin, and chemical free. Only downside is you have to take it off when going into a bank. The guy with the gun told me it was a safety regulation. But he also assured me that the whole bank had a genuine tinfoil roof so that's ok.

  82. Much smaller, much less violent by mbessey · · Score: 1

    They don't mention it in the video, but it's likely that the battery in the laptop used metal-encased Li-ion cells. The iPod family (and other handhelp products) use Li-polymer batteries, where the outside enclosure is made from soft plastic. I've seen a couple of this sort of battery "pop", up close and personal, and they really don't explode like that.

    Some battery manufacturers use the term "venting gas, with flame" to describe what happens when the battery goes into thermal runaway. Euphemism though that may be, it's actually a really good description of what happens. The battery first swells to comical (or frightening) proportions as the envelope fills with vapor, then one corner or edge opens up, and hot gasses (and occasionally flame) squirt out in that direction.

    The materials that the battery is made out of are mostly self-extinguishing, so the only real fire threat is if the flame jet hits something really flammable, like a newspaper, or thin cloth.

  83. Not a very useful video by mbessey · · Score: 1

    The battery in the video is roughly 10 times the size of the iPod Nano battery, it's being charged by a "dumb" charger at more than twice the recommended rate, and it doesn't have any of the safety features that are built into battery packs from reputable suppliers (or it would have stopped charging immediately).

  84. Non-removable batteries enhance safety by mbessey · · Score: 1

    Not that I don't agree with most of your points, but one benefit of non-removable batteries is that the consumer won't try to replace the battery with one that's not the right specification. There have been several reports of mobile phones catching fire due to the use of off-spec 3rd-party batteries.

    Also, removable batteries can be potentially damaged or shorted when they're left to rattle around loose in a briefcase or a drawer.

  85. Re:Ultimately, I think we need better chemistry .. by evilviper · · Score: 1

    NiMH used to have problems with high self discharge rates,

    That has been quite a long time ago (unless you buy cheap junk ones). I still use my NiMH AAs (and AAAs) from YEARS ago, and I trust them to hold most of their charge for over a month. In fact I use NiMH batteries in most of my remotes and similar low-drain devices, and they last for at least 6 months before I get suspicious and swap them.

    Mind you, I don't really have much that uses AA batteries anymore, everyone seems to have moved to embedded LiIon.

    Yes indeed. I go to great lengths to stick with devices that use standard batteries. I won't accept any device where I can't instantly swap batteries, and I've found devices that use standard batteries are almost always FAR more energy efficient...

    eg. My old (B&W) PDA that ran for a month on a pair of AAs, vs my even older (color) PDA that ran for 3 hours on LiION.

    eg. My MP3 CD player that run for 40+ hours on a pair of AAs, vs. an iPod.

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  86. Here are your stupid stats by stewbacca · · Score: 1
    God dammit I hate being trolled, but here goes. From Wikipedia's entry on Zunes:

    On May 6, 2008, Microsoft announced that it had sold just over 2 million Zunes. Roughly one million of those were sold since the second generation Zunes launched in November 2007.

    So there's roughly 1 million second generation Zunes sold from Nov. 2007-May 2008.

    Contrast that to the 22.1 million iPods sold from Oct. 2007-December 2007. That would be 21.1 million more iPods in a four month less span of time. I'm sure this trend continues through FY 2008 as well.

    And JUST FOR YOU....http://www.macworld.com/article/131874/2008/01/ipodsales.html There, happy now?

  87. Fire would be more useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it were fitted nasally.