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Magpies Are Self-Aware

FireStormZ writes "Magpies can recognize themselves in a mirror, confounding the notion that self-awareness is the exclusive preserve of humans and a few higher mammals. It had been thought only four species of apes, bottlenose dolphins, and Asian elephants shared the human ability to recognize their own bodies in a mirror. But German scientists reported on Tuesday that magpies, a species with a brain structure very different from mammals, could also identify themselves. It had been thought that the neocortex brain area found in mammals was crucial to self-recognition. Yet birds, which last shared a common ancestor with mammals 300 million years ago, don't have a neocortex, suggesting that higher cognitive skills can develop in other ways."

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  1. I knew magpies are quite "smart" by blind+biker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has been known that magpies can solve various kinds of mechanical puzzles, much better than most (all?) other birds and even mammals. Now this isn't related to self-avareness, I guess, but it is quite interesting nonetheless.

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    1. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by mcvos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Several other birds are also known for pretty amazing intellectual feats (symbolic language is a pretty famous one), considering their brain size.

      It's probably because of those scary velociraptor genes.

    2. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by jambox · · Score: 1

      Is there any hypothesis about how brain size relates to intelligence and sapience?

      You always hear people saying it isn't proportional, yet it seems counter-intuitive that you could get that much interesting stuff happening in such a small volume of nerve cells!

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    3. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      I have one more : my dog recognizes itself in the mirror.

      so add dogs to the list .

    4. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by kdemetter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's not that much the brain size , as the brain size in proportion to the body. The bigger the body , the more brain mass is required to control the body.

      So a small creature with a relatively big head , could be as smart as a human being or more.

      A big creature with a small brain , would be completely dumb.

    5. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Slightly off-topic but within humans increased brain size does increase intelligence and cognitive reserve (ie resilience to brain diseases).

      I would guess at the species level it has more to do with the number of neurons, the average number of connections for each neuron and the ways the different areas are connected, but I don't know.

    6. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by jambox · · Score: 3, Funny

      >>A big creature with a small brain , would be completely dumb.

      Sounds like my ex-wife!

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    7. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by dreamchaser · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Brain size in humans has less to do with intelligence as does brain structure. For example, Einstein's brain was not larger than normal but was missing some structures typically found and other regions were larger than normal.

      To my knowledge there has never been any correlation found between brain size and intelligence in humans. If you have a citation I would like to see it for my own edification.

    8. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, the correlation was found, but you had to look at the evidence in a "special" way:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craniometry

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    9. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by jambox · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I studied neural nets at University (years ago, I'm sure it's move on a lot since then) and this seems a hopeful turn-up.

      Clearly, it'll be a very, very long time before there are computers with enough memory or power to model a mammalian brain. On the other hand, an avian brain seems to have extremely useful capabilities and is far, far more compact. Perhaps something useful can be inferred from the greater volume-to-power ratio of a magpie's grey matter?

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    10. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by jabithew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you mirror mark tested your dog? You have to think of ways to differentiate between recognition and self-recognition, i.e. can your dog tell that it's itself or does it just recognise a non-threatening, non-responsive playmate, or even just a flat object?

      Dogs are very sensitive to smell as a part of identity, I'm not sure a mirror would 'work' for them anyway.

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    11. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by jambox · · Score: 1

      More glial cells, I heard. Something to do with there being a greater flow of information between the left and right lobes of his brain. (I saw that on TV so it may be wrong.)

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    12. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by nawcom · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I have one more : my dog recognizes itself in the mirror.

      News update: Dogs aren't asexual. Either that or you consider your pets visible non-living objects. I'll be sure the Humane Society will pay you a visit.

    13. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      god I loved artificial neural nets, I never learned as much about them as I would have liked to in Uni but I programmed up a few very simple ones right after the class where they were explained to us.

      I gotta go spend some time in the library reading up on them...

    14. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by maglor_83 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I saw that on TV so it may be wrong.

      What?!

    15. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by KGIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Magpies also have been known to kick the shit out of people. Some of them even going so far as to attack just a single person over and over again.

      I had a lady friend who was in Cann River, OZ and before visiting she'd had a magpie attack and beat the hell out of her head. She was all sorts of embarassed and it was even still showing where it had really beat the hell out of her. (I learned, later, that the mailman got it much worse on a regular basis there.)

      So, yeah...

      I'm going with sounds like my ex as well. Maybe that's the real reason why they used to call women "birds" back before it became politically incorrect to do so.

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    16. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Is there any hypothesis about how brain size relates to intelligence and sapience?

      Apparently it's the number of connections, and not the size. Or it's the size ratio compared to the rest of the body. Or it's the structure. The above article suggest that the neocortex was supposed to be pretty important, but now that apparently isn't all that necessary either.

      So basically, we still know nothing.

    17. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by G0rAk · · Score: 1

      But I read it on the internet, so it must be true.

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    18. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      What's that got to do with anything?

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    19. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have two dogs and they can recognize both themselves in a mirror and me in a mirror. It's interesting actually - introducing them to the mirror as puppies, you can tell they think at first it is another dog, but after interaction they start to understand.

      I've always thought it is sheer human arrogance to think that we are the only ones that are self aware. Animals are far smarter than we give them credit for.

      I guess for some scientists it makes them feel better to think that the animals they are torturing aren't self aware and don't have any feelings.

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    20. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Leave him alone! He's self aware and it probably took him ages to peck out the characters on his keyboard.

      As a fellow magpie I understand his point perfectly.

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    21. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Presumably since you're replying to a question about mirror-marking to test for self awareness, you've tried this with your dogs. You should write up your results and publish them.

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    22. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by TGoddard · · Score: 3, Informative

      Artificial neural networks bear little to no resemblance to biological ones. Modeling a brain is a bit more difficult than training a system of artificial 'neurons' to approximate a (possibly unknown) function.

      Biological neural networks are comprised of many more units of much higher complexity and containing much more variety than we could hope to simulate even on a tiny scale yet, even if we had a list of all the types of neurons and connections required. Add to this that the cells themselves exist in a chemical environment where oxygen, hormones and surrounding cells play a key role in the whole system and our efforts to digitise ourselves are, with the present state of technology, totally and utterly feeble.

      Simulating an avian brain is going to be no easier - we still need all the knowledge about brain structure that we simply don't have. We are probably in fact closer to being able to simulate our own brains - a lot more research has gone in to our brains than those of Magpies.

    23. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone that had a car coming fresh, clean and shinning from a very expensive car wash knows that birds are intelligent beings.
      Why birds have this ability of always find when your car is clean, fly by and shit all over it?

    24. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      You always hear people saying it isn't proportional, yet it seems counter-intuitive that you could get that much interesting stuff happening in such a small volume of nerve cells!

      There was some monotonic relationship between brain size and intelligence/sapience/smarts/whatever, then whales and elephants would easily outthink humans.

    25. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I added it to Wikipedia, so it can't possibly be wrong any more.

    26. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Ruud+Althuizen · · Score: 1

      I believe that I've once heard on The Discovery Channel that pidgins also share the ability to recognize themselves in a mirror.

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    27. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, you made me laugh, thank you! :-)

    28. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are hundreds of studies of brain size and intelligence in humans. Some find a positive correlation, some find no correlation. It seems to depend on how you define brain size (cranial volume, MRI or head circumference), and how you define intelligence. Taking all the evidence together there seems to be a small correlation. (Google scholar for brain size and intelligence if you are actually interested in the full picture, we could both cite references that support our relative points of view and that would be kind of pointless.)

      Of course this will only account for a small amount of the variation in intelligence, and differences in structure (like in Einstein) will also play a role.

      I know more about brain disease epidemiology than neuroscience however and there is no doubt that people with larger heads have less dementia, probably because of the increased brain reserve. It's a bit problematic to measure premorbid brain size any other way than head circumference in dementia studies, because as another poster pointed out a decrease in actual brain size is a pretty good correlate of loss of brain function (probably better than any other pathological measure of disease).

    29. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      then whales and elephants would easily outthink humans.

      What makes you think they can't?

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    30. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Well , it evolved : first she recognized a playmate , and barked towards it .

      Now she just looks at it , turns her head a little . So she knows that if she moves , her image moves.

      Also , when i play with her , she uses the mirror to see where i am .

    31. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think they can't?

      If they could 'outthink us' presumably they would come up with some way to stop us killing them/exploiting them/poisoning their enviroment etc. given that all species (almost by definition) have survival instincts.

    32. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Spatial · · Score: 1

      I'd be embarrassed too if I were a member of the most dominant single species on the planet, but still got beaten up by something with one percent of my size, strength and intelligence in the middle of my own territory surrounded by others of my kind...

    33. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      News update: Dogs aren't asexual. Either that or you consider your pets visible non-living objects. I'll be sure the Humane Society will pay you a visit.

      I agree , but i was using 'itself' to not offend the grammar nazis.

      The Humane society can come whenever they want , i'm sure she will love playing with them.

    34. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Well , 'on the Internet , no one knows you are a dog' has been working quite nicely for me .

      Maybe it's time to introduce 'on the Internet , no one knows you are a magpie '

    35. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      an avian brain seems to have extremely useful capabilities and is far, far more compact

      Why hasn't anyone tried to model an insect's neurological functions? It seems that a honeybee's neurology would be quite useful in the design of an autonomous aircraft.

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    36. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by mgblst · · Score: 2, Funny

      Magpies don't really kick people, sure they dive bomb you, but there little tiny legs wouldn't hurt too much.

    37. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      And not forgetting the fact that biological neural nets grow and strengthen and "learn" in ways that we have no idea about. The links in artificial neural nets are often fixed (just with variable weights), and the learning process is either manual/automatic adjustment of the link weights from outside or evolution. We have no way of making an artificial neural net "learn" like a biological one yet.

    38. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pidgin? They're able to communicate with humans!

      I'm sure you're thinking of pigeons.

    39. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Also , when i play with her , she uses the mirror to see where i am .

      ... also, she uses the mirror when reverse parking.

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    40. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      The problem with mirror marking a dog is that they are too easy going. People dress them up in ridiculous bows and outfits all the time, and they just go on grinning. As long as they aren't uncomfortable, they don't care what they look like.

      If you put some stickers on a dog and show him a mirror, he may very well recognize himself without making any attempt to remove them. He'll just think, "I've got stickers! I must have been a good boy!"

      The mirror marking test can prove self-awareness if the animal responds to seeing the marks, and doesn't respond to the "invisible" marks, as with the magpies. But it can't disprove self-awareness.

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    41. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by shashark · · Score: 1

      Have you mirror mark tested your dog? You have to think of ways to differentiate between recognition and self-recognition, i.e. can your dog tell that it's itself or does it just recognise a non-threatening, non-responsive playmate, or even just a flat object?

      Dogs are very sensitive to smell as a part of identity, I'm not sure a mirror would 'work' for them anyway.

      Can dogs see a two dimensional image ? I think not.

    42. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by stainlesssteelpat · · Score: 1

      Here in Sydney and other parts of Australia we have signs in suburban parks (there's one in the park in St peters near my girlfriends place) warning people to watch out for the magpies. They can be vicous fuckers and two or three of them can do a surprising amount of damage to peoples heads.

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    43. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Most studies report a correlation between r=0.3 and r=0.4 between brain "size" (could be volume, or a measure of circumference, or weight) and IQ. I can't post links to the research at the moment but a simple search in PsychInfo or PubMed yields many results.

      Just as a note: This is an area I'm quite familiar with - my research focuses on the relation between brain volumetrics and cognition in humans. I'm working on an advanced degree in neuropsychology.

    44. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several other birds are also known for pretty amazing intellectual feats (symbolic language is a pretty famous one), considering their brain size.

      I assume you mean Alex the parrot. In which case, there is actually considerable debate regarding whether or not he actually possessed language. Although he knew some 150 words, he rarely (possibly never, if you view the situation strictly) spontaneously created novel sentences using those words. Despite this, those working with him made the obviously outlandish claims that he had the inteligence of a 5 year old child.

      There was a famous case in psychology of Hans, a horse which could count by banging his leg. It turned out that he was responding to subtle, unintentional, cues from the experimenter in order to know when to stop "counting." With a beguiling parrot that appears to "speak English" there is a lot of room for making the clever Hans mistake again.

    45. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1
      You'd find that there are modern studies linking brain size and intelligence if you searched Google for "brain size intelligence". Here's a link. For a brief, informal review article, see here.

      I have not taken the time to really dig up proper citations.

      Eivind.

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    46. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      Most studies would say otherwise. Large animals do require more brain power to control their bodies, but that doesn't mean that additional brain power doesn't also help with intelligence. Also, A mouse with a brain the size of an average dog's, for example, will not be more intelligent than an average dog (an extreme example, but reguarly observed to a much smaller degree).

      Of course there is always ultimately the potential for conflicting observations due to the lack of a concrete definition of what intelligence actually is.

    47. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree completely - the mirror test is practically useless.

      Here's the test I did which I think is much more conclusive. Feel free to poke holes it it (It is slashdot afterall)

      1) First introduce your dog to the mirror and get him to look at himself

      2) Stand directly behind the dog, ensuring he cannot see you (dogs typically have +/-120 view so you have to be directly behind them)

      3) Now silently wave at the dog so he directs his attention at your 'reflection' and not you directly

      4) Silently give him the 'come here' hand signal (he must know this). My dogs *without any hesitation* turn around and come directly to me. If the dog thought that what he saw in the mirror was in any way real, then presumably he would have started towards the mirror instead of directly towards me. This shows he gets the concept of a mirror.

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    48. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      Biological neural networks are comprised of many more units of much higher complexity and containing much more variety than we could hope to simulate even on a tiny scale yet, even if we had a list of all the types of neurons and connections required.

      I wouldn't say that.:

      "Biologically detailed large-scale models of the brain can now be simulated thanks to increasingly powerful massively parallel supercomputers. We present an overview, for the general technical reader, of a neuronal network model of layers II/III of the neocortex built with biophysical model neurons. These simulations, carried out on an IBM Blue Gene/L(TM) supercomputer, comprise up to 22 million neurons and 11 billion synapses, which makes them the largest simulations of this type ever performed. Such model sizes correspond to the cortex of a small mammal."

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    49. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Hey! Cann River? I've got a few stories to tell about Cann River! Mallacuta/Delegate/Bombala right?

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    50. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Just as a note: This is an area I'm quite familiar with - my research focuses on the relation between brain volumetrics and cognition in humans. I'm working on an advanced degree in neuropsychology.

      Then you should be looking at the correlation of the surface area of the brain to intelligence, not the total volume. Basically the greater the number of folds in the brain the more capacity the brain has. A large brain with few folds cannot 'do' as much as a smaller brain with a large number of folds.

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    51. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      My dogs watch tv and can recognise the images on them. Of course they can see 2D.

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    52. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haven't been keeping tabs on the blue brain project have ya. http://bluebrain.epfl.ch/

      iirc they have just finished the first phase of simulating a neocortical column which results are apparently matching up with the living models. in two or three years they hope to be able to simulate a complete rats brain.

      To do this same type of project with avian brain wouldn't mean starting from scratch. It's not like evolution took radical different approach with the basic building blocks. so once that got a working simulate rate brain , going to a avain brain I bet would only be one or two years
       

    53. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by binaryseraph · · Score: 1

      Now this isn't related to self-avareness

      Might be related to the 'vindow vasher' gene.

    54. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Bombula · · Score: 1

      My dogs can recognize themselves in the mirror too - something that used to be 'uniquely human' (excepting, of course, primates...). And crows can use tools. And elephants can paint self portraits . And dolphins have culture they pass on to others by teaching.

      I hate to raise the issue, but the basic reason why we don't respect animals as equals in Western society is that in the Judeo-Christian tradition they are simply sacks of unthinking meat placed at our disposal by a petty, jealous God who loves nothing better than a good burnt offering. In this bronze-age Middle Eastern tradition we're lumped with animals have no 'soul', and so they have no rights, leading to preposterously barbaric morality like giving a 4-cell human zygote more rights than an adult chimpanzee. Of course it wasn't that long ago that we afforded people with dark skin 'animal' status - aka slavery - fully sanctioned by the Bible of course... And before you say that it is inherently human to hunt and kill animals, note that this reckless disrespect of other living creatures is not present in all societies. Cows are sacred to Hindus. ALL creatures are sacred to Jains.

      So the notion that other creatures have remarkable degrees of self-awareness and cognition should is utterly unsurprising, once you shake off the massive cultural blindspot we're saddled with.

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    55. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      People have. I believe the behaviour of a cockroach was fairly well modeled and used to control a little robot.

      Why would a bee brain be good for controlling an aircraft? Aircraft don't fly like bees, don't navigate like bees and don't have the same goals as bees.

    56. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, that's what they claim. However, since cells are actually "analog" how do you simulate them in a digital environment? So you give each important characteristic 256 discrete values? 512? How many is "enough"? Even small rounding errors can have huge impacts on overall results. So, they might be able to perform a simulation of 22 million neurons and 11 billion synapses, but these are just an approximation.

      It reminds me of this joke:

      A racehorse owner hires a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to improve the performance of his stock. Months later, he returns. First the chemist says, "I have devised a new, undetectable drug that will improve the acceleration of your horses by 20%, admittedly while decreasing their lifespan by approximately the same amount." The biologist says, "I can't help you at the moment, but I have devised a selective breeding program which should ensure that you have a stable full of winners to pass on to your children." The physicist turns around from his blackboard, raises one finger, and says, "Consider a spherical horse..."

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    57. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      It's a fun exercise - do animals feel 'human' emotion? Love? Hate? Try to prove it either way, with more than a "no, they're animals" or "yes, my puppy wuvs me."

      You have to start with defining these deeper emotion. Most would agree that a dog can be angry or sad, as they have seen a dog exhibit all of the signs and actions that go along with these. But when you get to something deeper like love, how do you define it? I think it could be foolish to think that your dog or cat "loves" you... but can I even prove it?

      If it is selflessness, devotion or loyalty, then animals have that... but that can 'just' be pack instinct or 'just' parent instinct toward child survival. But then what is a mother's love for her child or a soldier's love for his country? If it is feelings toward a mate... then what is emotional love but hormones and reproduction instinct?

      If it involves the self awareness and self examination of a love emotion, that is hard to prove either way what a person or an animal is thinking about something, especially when there is such a strong communication barrier as exists between species.

      It becomes very hard to define a hard line without some mythical "human" quality that to me sounds parochial. Not that I am raising animals to the level of humans... I would say that human emotions are psychological constructs on more basic instincts and behaviors. Not that it makes them less important... it's like saying that Beethoven's 9th symphony is 'just' vibrations.

    58. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, an avian brain seems to have extremely useful capabilities and is far, far more compact.

      To mimic human intelligence, you really only need to use a fraction of the brain. A reasonably large fraction, but there are a number of areas you can get rid of.

      Part of it has to do with how much you're trying to simulate as well. If you're not simulating the entire body, then that's a great deal of motor related regions that can be removed. Obviously you'd need some sort of input and output to the brain, but it doesn't necessarily have to be human-like.

      You can also get rid of pacemaker cells for breathing and some of the other body regulatory functions. You'd probably still want the pacemaker cells for the circadian rhythm. Some of the vision stuff could probably be simplified. After all, the retina has far more rods and cones than any digital camera could support, so you could cut down on their number and the related and their related bipolar, amacrine, and ganglia. In fact, you'd be able to scale down a lot of the visual cortex comparably.

      Anyway, I suspect you could get most of the core of human intelligence and still scale the brain down to about 1/8th or less of its current size. Still, that's a few orders of magnitude larger than what we can simulate at this point.

      Blue Brain simulated about 10 seconds of a single rat neocortical column. A human neocortical column has about 6 times more neurons than a rat's and there are about a million neocortical columns in the human brain. I'm not sure how long it took to run those calculations for the 10 second simulation of a single rat neocortical column, but I suspect it was months. So, we're clearly some orders of magnitude away from simulating real-time intelligent brains, even if you scale down the brain size significantly.

      Where we're really lacking is in simplification of the calculations for neuron firing. Right now, it's generally done by calculating the ion flow through K, Na, and Ca ion channels (as well as other channels and transporters) and calculating things like ion diffusion within the membrane. The calculations are pretty complex and expensive, time-wise, and if we could find a way to simplify that, we could really speed things up a lot.

      But how much it can be simplified is another issue. There seems to be some question as to how much that complexity figures into function. If it gets over-simplified, then the simulated neurons may not have the compute capability of a real neuron.

      There are other issues as well, such as incomplete information on some types of neurons. This is particularly true for anything that isn't human, primate, rat, mouse, nematode, or fruit fly, as those are the most studied and they're still incomplete. I imagine that there's little detail available on magpie brain structure. At least not the kind of detail you'd find for the aforementioned species.

    59. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Clever girls...

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    60. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      How the hell can you say what anybody 'should be looking at' when you don't even know what question it is they are trying to address? By the way brain volume is a very important measure of cognitive function, and has the added advantage that you can actually measure it (relatively) easily.

    61. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      How the hell can you say what anybody 'should be looking at' when you don't even know what question it is they are trying to address?

      He's looking at the relationship between brain volumetrics and cognition in humans. He's already stated it.

      By the way brain volume is a very important measure of cognitive function

      It's important but not definitive. Otherwise whales and elephants would rule the world.

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    62. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by garcia · · Score: 1

      That's odd. My dog has absolutely no interest in the mirror. He doesn't think it's another dog, he doesn't think it's him, and he certainly doesn't pay any attention to it at all. While he's not the brightest dog I have seen (or owned) he does have some interactions with us and with his environment that makes me believe he has some brains in that head (i.e. knowing which doors he can open by pushing or pulling, that he should check the sliding door for a screen before entering or exiting, etc).

    63. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by fireheadca · · Score: 1

      Not to be off-topic.... but are you a velociraptor?? And if so, what are your plans?

    64. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Know Prince's Highway at all? :D

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    65. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by jambox · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly. No hands! What are they going to do, gore an oil tanker to death?

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    66. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Well my older dog now has no interest in the mirror whatsoever either. This shouldn't be surprising now that he's figured it out.

      Babies show the same interest in a mirror but when they've become old enough to comprehend what they are seeing they should lose interest. If you have a 10 year old that is constantly fascinated by his reflection in the mirror, then maybe he's a few bulbs short of a Christmas tree.

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    67. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by jambox · · Score: 1

      Mallacuta/Delegate/Bombala right?

      WTF??? Tell me those aren't real place names? Sounds like you nicked them from India then messed them up a bit to make them sound like you thought of them.

      Bombala indeed!

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    68. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      The most amazing feats of intelligence I've seen from birds would be from Keas. I've watched three of them tear a car apart, piece by piece - including unscrewing screws, and working together to handle heavier parts. Amazingly intelligent, even if a little destructive (I can forgive them that though, as it appears they only do it out of curiosity, which is something I pretty much never fault)

      For those of you unaware of the Kea, it's a rather unique kind of parrot, found in the mountains and other high-altitude areas of Southern New Zealand (where I grew up). More detail, as usual, at Wikipedia

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    69. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > Sure, that's what they claim. However, since cells are actually "analog" how do you simulate them in a digital environment? So you give each important characteristic 256 discrete values? 512? How many is "enough"? Suppose we use 32 bits for each important characteristic, giving us 4294967296 different values. > Even small rounding errors can have huge impacts on overall results. So, they might be able to perform a simulation of 22 million neurons and 11 billion synapses, but these are just an approximation. Since tens of thousands of neurons die each day without causing my brain to stop functioning (or even function noticably different compared to last month), I think those small rounding errors would be completely irrelevant. The brain is obviously able to cope with small errors.

    70. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There are many see creatures with smaller bodies that are far more complex then our body.

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    71. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      do they understand, or have they learned to ignore it?

      It'sd a very complex field.

      "I guess for some scientists it makes them feel better to think that the animals they are torturing aren't self aware and don't have any feelings."

      oh, you didn't have any real evidence, you just wanted to pull crap out of your ass for your pet rant.

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    72. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by porcupine8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would be very, very surprised if they actually recognize themselves in a mirror, because there have been many studies showing that dogs cannot do this. What, specifically, do they do that indicates that they know the image is themselves?

      Here is the most common test: put something on their head/face that they can't see or feel, but could see if they looked in a mirror. A dot with a marker, say. When they look in the mirror, do they try to get it off of themselves? I've seen videos of this done on monkeys who fail (they try to interact with the mirror image) and elephants who get really, really, annoyed that they can't get the paint off their head with their trunk.

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    73. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by drik00 · · Score: 1

      "Self-awareness" is kind of a misnomer, isn't it? My dog knows what she sees when she sees her reflection, but does that that she "realizes" that she exists?

      I had a great communication theory class once where it was explained that the duality of our mind is what creates our self-awareness. The "I" experiences things, just as animals do, but the "me" is the part that realizes symbolically "I'm hungry," "I'm cold," or "I exist."

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    74. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      So will this study signify renewed interest in the dissection of magpie brains?

      I think I'm starting to understand why they're finding so few species who can pass the mark mirror test.

    75. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      The mirror test is fundamentally flawed. It is skewed towards animals with high visual acuity (dogs see motion much better than static images), and colour contrast (dogs are red-green colour blind). Also it presumes the dogs actually care that there is a mark on them (mine dont). It also doesn't prove self awareness in the slightest, just a recognition of what a mirror is.

      I've posted my test elsewhere but I'll repeat it here:

      1) First introduce your dog to the mirror and get him to look at himself

      2) Stand directly behind the dog, ensuring he cannot see you (dogs typically have +/-120 view so you have to be directly behind them)

      3) Now silently wave at the dog so he directs his attention at your 'reflection' and not you directly

      4) Silently give him the 'come here' hand signal (he must know this). My dogs *without any hesitation* turn around and come directly to me. If the dog thought that what he saw in the mirror was in any way real, then presumably he would have started towards the mirror instead of directly towards me. This shows he gets the concept of a mirror.

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    76. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah....you need billions of neurons. I don't care how large the brain is in proportion to the body, a few hundred million neurons just ain't going to cut it for the big leagues (problem solving and symbolic language...and cooking if you read the article a few days back!).

    77. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      I agree completely - the mirror test is practically useless.

      Here's the test I did which I think is much more conclusive. Feel free to poke holes it it (It is slashdot afterall)

      1) First introduce your dog to the mirror and get him to look at himself

      2) Stand directly behind the dog, ensuring he cannot see you (dogs typically have +/-120 view so you have to be directly behind them)

      3) Now silently wave at the dog so he directs his attention at your 'reflection' and not you directly

      4) Silently give him the 'come here' hand signal (he must know this). My dogs *without any hesitation* turn around and come directly to me. If the dog thought that what he saw in the mirror was in any way real, then presumably he would have started towards the mirror instead of directly towards me. This shows he gets the concept of a mirror.

      The dog sees an image of you give the "come here" hand signal and so he finds you using his best sense - his nose. He knows your location because he can smell you, and he is conditioned to go to your location when he sees the hand signal. I don't think the dog understands the concept of the mirror, he just knows the mirror doesn't smell like you.

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    78. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Ravens are pretty amazing too, if you listen to a tree full on a quiet morning you'd swear that it's a language with words and sentences. I remember one big raven who taught himself how to play a game with some kids and a basketball, you could see him/her reasoning stuff out.

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    79. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Aircraft don't fly like bees, don't navigate like bees and don't have the same goals as bees.

      Depends on how you look at it. Bees leave a site, navigate through an airspace with other flying critters in it, find a destination, perform a manuever, return to their departure site, land, while avoiding and responding to hostile aggressors. That's a reasonable macro model for a predator drone.

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    80. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by PseudonymousBlowhard · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced this mirror test stuff is related to self-awareness either. The fact that the birds found the marks on their bodies shows that they were able to use a mirror, but that's not proof that anything like self-awareness is involved. Even if we do think the birds are showing self-awareness, we still need to posit an ability to project what they see in 'mirror space' into 'real space' in order to explain their behaviour. But the ability to make that projection explains everything observed on its own: there's nothing (in the linked article anyway) to suggest that the birds would have reacted any differently to marks that were placed on, say, the floor instead of their bodies (even if those marks we placed somewhere the birds could only see in a mirror).

    81. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Since I didn't move the scent didn't change. The only change was him seeing the come here signal given by me in the mirror.

      He must have known that was me in the mirror. If you are saying he would just go to the real person when he saw an image of me telling him to come, that could easily be tested by playing a recoding of me on TV giving the come gesture. If he actually comes to me physically then your hypothesis would be correct, however I highly doubt that he would.

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    82. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by jabithew · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Even recognising the concept of reflection doesn't mean one can understand the concept of one's own reflection (after all, I'm *here*, so I couldn't be *there* too).

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    83. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Thank you, and thanks to everyone else who gave cogent replies. I was genuinely curious and not trying to be argumentative. It's not my field but it's one I am interested in as a layman.

    84. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this even news? Plenty of animals 'recognize' themselves in mirrors, include many birds.

      Want to see a smart bird, look up some info on the Kia (NOT the car). Those things are wicked smart.
      They had a program on one of the science/history channels with video of them showing a rapid learning ability, and the ability to solve complex, multi-staged problems... and then to remember the solution so they don't have to re-solve the problem.

      I guess the locals have a problem with parking cars near where the birds live, since they like to take things apart.. like screws, nuts, bolts, weather stripping, etc.

    85. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes, it depends how you look at it. Try this one: have you ever been stung by a wasp? Would you like that wasp to have been armed with a hellfire missile?

    86. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      The last time I was stung by a wasp, I thought that's what had happened.

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    87. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by not+flu · · Score: 1

      By this logic humans should never have died of diseases caused by viruses or bacteria, which don't have any kind of brain at all.

    88. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Some years ago I lived at a property in the Adelaide Hills where there were many resident Magpies living in the trees around the large block the house was on.

      On at least 3 occasion when I arrived home from work I would find a large group of Magpies (20 OR MORE) standing on the ground in very close proximity to each other.

      It looked for all the world as though they were holding a meeting OF THE local magpies resident'S association. Once I could have thought to be conicidence, but it happened on MANY occasions-I would love to know what they were talking about!

      They were not eating anything.

    89. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      A little. Did a gig in the pub one night. I know where the bus stop is, but haven't been around since 1986...

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    90. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Delegate is aboriginal for 'Place with big hill' and is not English. Bombala is pine reforestation and production and the whole district is also hardwood forest milling.
      Mallacoota (I think that's how you spell it), is a coastal town near Cann River. Also aboriginal name.

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    91. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magpies and crows are closely related, only the unrelated parrots show some intelligence. Crows have also successfully identified themselves. Don't know for parrots.

    92. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Philip+Shaw · · Score: 1

      He's being a grammar Nazi, of course. What does a grammar Nazi ever have to do with the topic at hand.

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    93. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it was a (or a group of) magpie that was the problem for a friend of mine, but once he started carrying a tennis racket with him, the birds left him alone. Granted, he DID have to serve up a bird once, and it only worked when he had his racket with him.

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    94. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Rarely has a non-sensical signature made so much sense.

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    95. Re:I knew magpies are quite "smart" by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Owe kAY. Weel all just speel lyke freeken reetards then and it will bee owe kay.

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  2. my dog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can do it too. Does this mean that he is super smart? (It wouldn't surprise me, the bastard uses his paws to try and trap my arm when we're playing)

    1. Re:my dog... by smashin234 · · Score: 1

      Apperantly so...

      And to top that off my cat recognizes himself too in the mirror too. And on the 10 o'clock news, gerbils can recognize themselves in the mirror!

    2. Re:my dog... by nawcom · · Score: 5, Interesting

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test

      Please understand what self-recognition in a mirror is. It has been known for a long time that dogs recognize their own scent, but with their black-and-white eyesight they have never shown any signs of recognizing themselves in a mirror, at least not in any social sense.

    3. Re:my dog... by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      I am sure cats do. Sometimes if I face the mirror with my sisters cat behind me to the side and I call her, she doesn't look at the back of my head, she looks at the mirror eyeballing me!

    4. Re:my dog... by joeava · · Score: 1

      Is it true that there are only black and white in a dog's eyesight?

    5. Re:my dog... by schon · · Score: 1

      Is it true that there are only black and white in a dog's eyesight?

      No, dogs can see various shades of yellow red, purple and blue

    6. Re:my dog... by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      Please understand what self-recognition in a mirror is. It has been known for a long time that dogs recognize their own scent, but with their black-and-white eyesight they have never shown any signs of recognizing themselves in a mirror, at least not in any social sense.

      And why should only being able to see in black and white make a difference if you're a dalmatian?

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    7. Re:my dog... by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they can't see colour like we can. They also have bad visual accuity, but pretty good night-vision.

      Mantis shrimps have the coolest visual system I've heard about; check it out. Human visual spectrum plus infrared, ultraviolet and polarisation perception.

    8. Re:my dog... by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      It's largely wrong that animals all see in black and white.
      A lot of mammals can see light intensity and two colours. This probably includes dogs.

    9. Re:my dog... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      That's just the cat recognising your face/eyes, which isn't a problem for most cats.

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    10. Re:my dog... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      That mirror test is fundamentally flawed. It presumes the animal actually 'cares' that there is a dot on them. Also, there truly is no such thing as a 'scentless' marker, especially when the dog has smell capacity several orders of magnitude better than man or machine.

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    11. Re:my dog... by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Big as a man? Live real deep?

    12. Re:my dog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet when walking softly behind an ancient and totally deaf dog that was sitting on thick padded carpet in front of a mirror at the far end of a hall way 25 feet or so ( with an over head light between us) the dog turned around to look at me when he saw me in the mirror.

    13. Re:my dog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test

      Please understand what self-recognition in a mirror is. It has been known for a long time that dogs recognize their own scent, but with their black-and-white eyesight they have never shown any signs of recognizing themselves in a mirror, at least not in any social sense.

      Dogs do not see in Black and White. They're dichromats, meaning they only see two primary colors while we see three. We see the world in a mix of blue, green, and red while Dogs only see it in blues and greens.

    14. Re:my dog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between recognizing a scent and being self aware. Scent recognition could be an automatic and instinctive response- this smell is mine, so it's safe. The 'mine' isn't even necessary.

      That said, I'm not entirely surprised that self awareness has been found in another species. That the species isn't mammal is more surprising, since there's no neocortex, but the actual discovery of another self aware species isn't surprising at all. To assume that we're unique in our awareness of the world is obviously wrong. If it's evolved in us, it shouldn't be that surprising to find it in another species, and another, and another...

    15. Re:my dog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet, they do see something. When our dog was young I used to let him watch himself in the mirror, he would get all excited at seeing *something* (perhaps what he thought was another dog) and rush into the room behind the wall on which the mirror hung.

      Now that he is older, and learned there was not really anything interesting in that other room, he is just not interested at all in the mirror.

    16. Re:my dog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our old pet fox terrier, saw itself in the mirror one day and barked at itself, and then forever more ignored it. On the other hand, bower birds see their reflection and crap themselves.

      It would seem logical for a dog to use scent for social identity. Give it a wash, and the first thing it does is roll in carrion, given the chance.

    17. Re:my dog... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once had a dog, a Golden Retriever/Malamute mix, who loved to stare at herself in the mirror. It was a full length mirror on the closet door and the bottom of it was always smudged because of her habit of pressing her nose to the glass and staring deep into her own eyes. What the heck was going on in her head I have no idea, but she sure did love her own image.

  3. Food? by sckeener · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had issues with self-aware animals being used for testing or being killed for food or tusks....

    Now I have to worry about magpies? damn....I loves me Magpie meat.

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    1. Re:Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially Maggot Pies (see etym. of 'Magpie')...

  4. Magpies are evil. by acehole · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Australia, when its nesting season for Magpies they swoop people who go within their territory. Now I had to walk a fair way to catch a bus which just happened to intersect with a couple of magpies. One particular time I had one swoop, peck and draw some blood on some demon birdesque fly-by. I ran and took shelter at a nearby mall and waited about 5 minutes or so. I saw other people walking around and assumed that the coast was clear and went on my merry way. However, said demon bird was waiting for me and attacked again. Why it didnt attack any of the other potential targets and instead wait for me I'll never know.

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    1. Re:Magpies are evil. by Bob54321 · · Score: 3, Informative

      And for a bit of bird watcher trivia... Australian magpies are in a completely different family than their European and American counterparts.

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    2. Re:Magpies are evil. by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 4, Interesting

      These stories are common, and my best guess is that they recognise individual people. Or at least, they think they do. I would guess that someone who they thought looked like you was at some stage a threat to them or their nest, maybe throwing rocks or otherwise exhibiting aggressive behaviour. After that, they'll start attacking them on sight to try to keep them away; and since you look similar enough, they treat you the same way. On the other hand, maybe it's even more general than that. Simply a way of walking, or particular shapes, or particularly colour combinations you wear, etc.

      A friend of mine with twins has noticed that they will taken an instant liking or dislike to certain people, presumably based purely on how they look or sound. The assumption being that the babies are okay with people who resemble their family members, but get uncomfortable around people that look "strange". Maybe it's something similar to that.

      We had magpies around for years because we used to feed them, and they'd nest in our yard sometimes and usually would nest pretty close by. In at least a decade of seeing them every day I've never had a problem with being swooped by them. The closest was one female magpie in particular that got very used to us over the years, and would make a habit of flying uncomfortably close in order to get attention. It was never aggressive though, merely a nuisance - like a dog that keeps hanging around right at your feet so you're always almost stepping on it. (It did that too.)

    3. Re:Magpies are evil. by acehole · · Score: 1

      I think they branch off into the beer drinking species.

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    4. Re:Magpies are evil. by Nursie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Had a similar experience with crows.

      I was walking through the park and obviously got too near a nest of something. I noticed two started to circle way above my head. My first thought was "Cool" because I was heavily into the goth thing at the time. After a few more feet they attacked. No pecking, but flapping wings in front of my face, diving at my head, that sort of stuff. Nobody else walking along that way was targeted.

      People watching they would have seen a goth in a leather trenchcoat stumbling, waving his arms, running and yelling. Looking back, that must have been quite funny to watch.

    5. Re:Magpies are evil. by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      I saw other people walking around and assumed that the coast was clear and went on my merry way. However, said demon bird was waiting for me and attacked again. Why it didnt attack any of the other potential targets and instead wait for me I'll never know.

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    6. Re:Magpies are evil. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      What is the airspeed of an unladen, drunken Australian magpie that is pining for the fjords?

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    7. Re:Magpies are evil. by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      This is for everyone but I'm replying to you. go to iTunes and look for a series of podcasts called 'Ted Talks'. There is one concerning magpies and how they have adapted to the human environment better than we have adapted to the world. They talk in particular that magpies can recognise individuals and attack them in revenge, the only way to avoid it is to wear a disguise. Even after a few years they can still pick you out if it is the same magpies.

    8. Re:Magpies are evil. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I was commenting on this a bit ago, before seeing your post, what part of OZ are you from? I am from the States and, well, I had a lady friend who had the shit kicked out of her by a magpie and later was there and found (and watched) a postman actually get the crap beat out of him daily. I was greatly amused and you folks should not get yanks that drunk constantly... But it was fun.

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    9. Re:Magpies are evil. by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I misread your first line as:

      Had a similar experience with cows.

      Try re-reading that entire message again with cows in mind. It certainly evokes an interesting mental image!

      that must have been quite funny to watch.

      A goth being buzzed by cows? I would pay to see that!

    10. Re:Magpies are evil. by jamesh · · Score: 1

      But still pretty smart. They used to show up at the butcher across from the office every day at the same time and knock (peck) on the door until he came out and gave them some meat.

    11. Re:Magpies are evil. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      This is for everyone but I'm replying to you. go to iTunes and look for a series of podcasts called 'Ted Talks'. There is one concerning magpies and how they have adapted to the human environment better than we have adapted to the world. They talk in particular that magpies can recognise individuals and attack them in revenge, the only way to avoid it is to wear a disguise. Even after a few years they can still pick you out if it is the same magpies.

      load rifle, adjust scope, train on nest, blam blam.

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    12. Re:Magpies are evil. by MrMr · · Score: 1

      a goth in a leather trenchcoat stumbling, waving his arms
      I guess the crows thought you were either competition or a potential mate. Why did you dress up like a big black bird anyway?

    13. Re:Magpies are evil. by ozphx · · Score: 1

      I've adapted a pair of opposable thumbs which I find quite handy for both masturbation and shooting things.

      I'm pretty certain I've adapted to my environment better than a bird.

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    14. Re:Magpies are evil. by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      Magpies are known to like shiny things... was it a hot, sweaty day and are you bald by any chance?

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    15. Re:Magpies are evil. by mgblst · · Score: 2, Informative

      These are probably not the same as the Magpies talked about in this story. These are European magpies, which are a completely different family of birds. The European version are a lot smaller.

    16. Re:Magpies are evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      African or European fjords?

    17. Re:Magpies are evil. by Candid88 · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean, I used to live in Australia and remember the magpies as being particularly evil at times. Especailly when riding my bike they would often swoop down and crack me on the head.

      I even remember seeing an item on the news about a local kid being blinded by a magpie attacking him.

    18. Re:Magpies are evil. by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Birds, in general, recognize individuals. They also recognize that a particular individual can have particular knowledge. For example, many species of birds tend to hide food. If another individual sees them hide it, they will be cautious of them. They know that a particular bird, or human, or hyena and grant that it has knowledge of the hidden location.

      They also associate personality traits with individuals. Birds in the wild will hunt along side animals who are "nice" enough to let them eat along side of them. And they tend to play with a particular animal to get that animal used to them being around, to make them friendlier to them.

    19. Re:Magpies are evil. by Phyvo · · Score: 1

      I had a friend who worked with protecting least terns that nest on beaches. She often had to help with the electric fence, count the terns, etc. Perhaps because the birds were agitated by her in particular more frequently than the more anonymous beach walkers (not to mention she often had to walk around in the colony itself), the birds just *hated* her.

      When you consider that they poop on you when they dive bomb you, that adds up to a lot of bird poo and a pretty gross ball cap at the end of the summer.

    20. Re:Magpies are evil. by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Not exactly useful adaptations btw. Watch the video, you'll see what I mean. But here is what I mean anyway. The birds have sussed out how we live in cities and have adapted accordingly, they know when the street lights turn green and back to red, knowing what happens and how to feed themselves. While we on the other are ignorant of our effects on the environment. Watch the video trust me. All I'm doing is repeating what I watched. Actually thinking about it, if you read the book 'Four Arguments for the elimination of Television' they also argue that we haven't adapted to our environment. Read, watch and learn.

    21. Re:Magpies are evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard of crows who freak out because somebody is walking by with a small black purse. It especially happens during nesting season, and it seems that they believe you are carrying a little black crow chick. Of course this means you are a nest-robber, and they need to mob you.

    22. Re:Magpies are evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why it didnt attack any of the other potential targets and instead wait for me I'll never know."

      He knew you thought he was evil.

    23. Re:Magpies are evil. by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 1

      You should have removed your tin-foil hat. Magpies dig shiny things.

    24. Re:Magpies are evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had this happen to me. A single crow followed me quite a ways down the street, for about 5 blocks. It would circle for a bit, and then dive bomb me and flap it's wings. I kept walking and it kept following me. This has actually happened to me twice. Wonder if it was the same crow :)

    25. Re:Magpies are evil. by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Could you tell me the relationship between Australian and New Zealand magpies? They look approximately the same to me, apart from an entirely different patterning.

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    26. Re:Magpies are evil. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      New Zealand fiords of course... they're closer.

      (yes, that's the correct spelling in NZ... nowhere else though, we're just crazy)

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    27. Re:Magpies are evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A family of magpies nests in trees in our yard. I don't know anything about the lifecycle of magpies, but I assume that the same birds, or last years' chicks, come back on a yearly basis and nest in the same area, every year.

      They never attack us, even when we're greatly disturbing the peace by mowing the lawn.

      I think this illustrates some kind of intelligence.

    28. Re:Magpies are evil. by Bob54321 · · Score: 1

      They are the same species. The overall patterning is similar, but in NZ there is variation in the colour on the back, which can be black, grey or white. I don't think that variation is found in Australia.

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  5. FirstBird by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Aves FTW!

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  6. grey parrots as well by fsiefken · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Lookup the intelligent grey parrots Alex or N'kisi, of which the intelligence has been compared to the intelligence of 6 year old human. Their intelligence might have evolved as a as "a consequence of their history of cooperative feeding as largely tree-dwelling birds in central Africa" (wikipedia: gray parrots). It might be that mirror neurons play an important role in the developmenet of intelligence: "A mirror neuron is a neuron which fires both when an animal acts and when the animal observes the same action performed by another (especially conspecific) animal. Thus, the neuron "mirrors" the behavior of another animal, as though the observer were itself acting. These neurons have been directly observed in primates, and are believed to exist in humans and in some birds. In humans, brain activity consistent with mirror neurons has been found in the premotor cortex and the inferior parietal cortex." (wikipedia mirror neuron).

    1. Re:grey parrots as well by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, they should be able to visit each other in the hospital, but I draw the line at letting them get married.

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    2. Re:grey parrots as well by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      You are correct that mirror neurons react to images of the subject. However, their reactivity is not shown to be either necessary or sufficient for self-recognition. Just because they act this way does not imply other neural systems are not required. They pretty obviously are -- try to recognize something when you have no brain stem and so no reticular activating system to make you wake up. The other systems involved in self-recognition may be necessary and sufficient.

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    3. Re:grey parrots as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard somewhere that the malfunctioning of these mirror neurons might be implicated in autism in humans. Somehow the smile that you see on somebody else's face isn't an immediate clue that they are feeling the warm, fuzzy feelings that would make you smile, and this pretty much means that all bets are of as far as understanding anybody. Just figured I'd mention that, since statistically there's probably a lot of Asperger's syndrome and worse running around here on /. . . .

  7. The bird replies: by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Looking at your posting history, you have entirely too many /. comments with Subject=='Hrmm'"

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    1. Re:The bird replies: by acehole · · Score: 3, Funny

      chicks dig consistency.

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    2. Re:The bird replies: by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but after the chicks grow up, they get off digg and spend more time on /. instead.

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    3. Re:The bird replies: by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

      There are chicks on /. !?

      Or are you saying chicks never grow up?

    4. Re:The bird replies: by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Oh, grow up they do, eventually chirping: "Fark this nest, we no digg it no mo'."

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    5. Re:The bird replies: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but after the chicks grow up, they get off digg and spend more time on /. instead.

      Chicks on slashdot? You must be new here...

  8. Excellent news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we can punish the thieving bastards by putting them in prison instead of just shooting them.

    1. Re:Excellent news. by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      <reference geekiness="total>
      Whenever Thieving Magpie deals damage to an opponent, you draw a card.
      </reference>

      (you might put them in an Icy Prison, or shoot them with a Lightning Bolt). /me is geek

  9. Crows, for one by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Informative

    Crows have been observed making tools and using them.

    Birds are in general a lot smarter than we've given them credit for. It might be time to rethink the term 'bird brain'.

    1. Re:Crows, for one by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Birds are in general a lot smarter than we've given them credit for.

      My chubby cat is not so impressed with the intelligence of the birds in our back yard.

      Seriously, anyone who has ever had a parrot or macaw as a pet can tell you they're smarter than most people would think. And more social.

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    2. Re:Crows, for one by SharpFang · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't give them all so much credit.

      My "automatic vision systems" teacher gave an interesting lecture about research on hens. Hens are awfully dumb. They have an instinctive reaction to images of weasels (panic/run) and to sound (tweeting) of small chickens ("herd/care"). The researchers made a model of a weasel that was making the chicken noise. Hens exposed to this experienced software failure: they would freeze and stop reacting to all other external signals/impulses until the chirping weasel was removed. :)

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    3. Re:Crows, for one by roaddemon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've always noticed that, despite their propensity for hanging around roadkill on busy highways, I've never seen a dead crow on the road.

    4. Re:Crows, for one by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The reason we believe that animals aren't conscious, and are like little automaton, is because it allows us to treat them with callous disregard. Humans who are ideologically unbound from natural sympathy and empathy and treat other animals with callous disregard achieve dominance over their environment.

      We do the same thing to the world itself. We are not OF this place, we are simply IN this place, temporarily, after which our soul will leave. So, we can treat the world itself with callous disregard, without consequence.

      We also do this to other humans. They don't have a soul, only we have a soul. Therefore, we do not belittle ourselves when we belittle them, because we are so much more than they are, while they are simply creatures of the muck, like animals.

      This ruthless perspective is an overwhelmingly effective tool. Therefore, it is the truth. The rest is just supporting mythology.

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    5. Re:Crows, for one by TedRiot · · Score: 4, Informative

      I remember reading somewhere that they have quite advanced learning mechanisms. It is enough that one of them gets hit by a car and the rest who saw the incident know not to get hit by cars.

    6. Re:Crows, for one by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This ruthless perspective is an overwhelmingly effective tool. Therefore, it is the truth. The rest is just supporting mythology.
      Oh the irony of your post. Especially your "mythology" when you mention the "soul" 3 times in your post. Pray tell, where does this "soul" of which you speak go after we leave this place?

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    7. Re:Crows, for one by Spokehedz · · Score: 1

      I imagine it is that they are eating something that is dead was was incapable of flight--while they themselves have seemed to have mastered that particular aspect of escape.

    8. Re:Crows, for one by mcvos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I remember reading somewhere that they have quite advanced learning mechanisms. It is enough that one of them gets hit by a car and the rest who saw the incident know not to get hit by cars.

      In a pop-sci magazine I once saw a photo of a robin hovering over a pool, with a story about how it had learned to hunt like a kingfisher. It just sat there watching the kingfisher fish, and when it left, the robin tried the same technique, refining it as it figured out what worked and what didn't. For example, it had to hover over the deeper part of the water to chanse the fish to the shallower part.

      I find it very hard to believe, but the magazine is pretty reputable. Must have been the Einstein of robins.

    9. Re:Crows, for one by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      It is enough that one of them gets hit by a car and the rest who saw the incident know not to get hit by cars.

      Or the survivors eat their comrade who just took one for the flock[1] - waste not, want not. That's why the GP's never seen a dead one.

      [1] or whatever the stupid name for a load of crows is.

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    10. Re:Crows, for one by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Seriously, anyone who has ever had a parrot or macaw as a pet can tell you they're smarter than most people.

      Fixed that for you.

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    11. Re:Crows, for one by mcvos · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think you understand what he's talking about. It's not about soul, it's about rationalising excuses to treat others badly.

    12. Re:Crows, for one by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      i think this is the same thing that made pigs, dogs and cows a lot more docile than their wild counterparts. selective breeding.

      dumb chickens are less likely to escape, wich is good for farmers.

      you don't have to make a complex chirping weasel model to brain-freeze a chicken. just hold its head close to a surface, then draw a straight line with a marker starting on its beak and extending about 30cm. the chicken will stay there hypnotized for a couple of minutes.

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    13. Re:Crows, for one by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh the irony of your post. Especially your "mythology" when you mention the "soul" 3 times in your post. Pray tell, where does this "soul" of which you speak go after we leave this place?

      The point is that those tribes which have embraced this ideology have dominated the world, while those that did not were driven to extinction. It's evolution at work, just at a different level of granularity than what you can look at in a lab.

      The whole concept of a "soul" exists for the purpose of supporting the perspective that we are aliens in this place, that we will go home through some mystical means when our vehicle here (our body) wears out, and we can do anything we like to the place while we're here, because it's alien and inconsequential.

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    14. Re:Crows, for one by TedRiot · · Score: 1

      Or both. The options are not mutually exclusive.

      When they learn to push each other in front of moving cars to get more roadkills to eat I will be very afraid. It will be a small step from here to start pushing other species (like humans) in front of moving cars to produce nice meat to eat. :)

    15. Re:Crows, for one by ozphx · · Score: 1

      A murder of crows.

      And I'm trying to learn Mandarin and bitching about the tones.... :P

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    16. Re:Crows, for one by Born2bwire · · Score: 1

      I believe it's a mob.

    17. Re:Crows, for one by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      a flock of crows is called a murder

    18. Re:Crows, for one by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't give us all so much credit. There are a lot of things hard-wired into an animal's brain that comes from millions of years of evolution, and other things that come from the organism's experiences.

      For instance, a heterosexual man can't help but look at a pretty girl, which annoys the hell out of their wives. When I stopped smoking, a year later when I didn't have any craving for tobacco whatever and had no desire to light a cigarette, nevertheless when I walked down the steps at work my hand automatically grabbed the shirt pocket that had held cigarettes all those years.

      We are only another species of organism. There's nothing special about us; at least, no more than any other species. We have big brains, so what? We almost became extinct 70,000 years ago despite our big brains.

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    19. Re:Crows, for one by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Hens exposed to this experienced software failure: they would freeze and stop reacting to all other external signals/impulses until the chirping weasel was removed.

      Good thing too. I'd imagine after enough time has passed, they would explode!

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    20. Re:Crows, for one by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      I beleive you mean a muder, yes a "murder of crows." Don't ask my I'm not a bloody... errr.. whatever the hell sort of profession lets you come up with those names.

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    21. Re:Crows, for one by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1, Interesting

      One what basis was it determined that the behavior was instinctive and not learned? Also I'm wondering if your conclusion (Hens are dumb) is due more to the fact that the hens were reared in an unnatural environment that stunted their learning. As a point wild turkeys are highly intelligent social animals. Factory farm raised turkeys never get the opportunity to develop the same skills and as a result are often regarded as "dumb". After seeing how easily advertising companies manipulate humans, I would surmise that humans are not so different from other animals.

    22. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      a murder of crows

      Perhaps the others were hungry and pushed their comrade under the car.

    23. Re:Crows, for one by sm62704 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Pray tell, where does this "soul" of which you speak go after we leave this place?

      Out to lunch.

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    24. Re:Crows, for one by awol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's nothing special about us; at least, no more than any other species.

      On the contrary there is something special about us. We are the only species capable of exceeding the physical limits of our bodies.

      For a long time we have been able to lift heavier weights, move faster, communicate more quickly than the physical limits of our bodies, to name but a few. Soon we may even be able to reason beyond our brains capacity by the creation of special machines. That will be an extraordinary day.

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    25. Re:Crows, for one by value_added · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't give them all so much credit.

      Hens are awfully dumb. They have an instinctive reaction to images of weasels (panic/run) and to sound (tweeting) of small chickens ("herd/care").

      Slashdotters are awfully dumb. They have an instinctive reaction to images of the opposite sex (arousal/enlarged penises) and to sound (heavy breathing) of the their favourite bands ("tribal/belonging"). Don't give them all so much credit.

      Employees are awfully dumb. They have an instinctive reaction to the arrival of their boss (panic/run) and to sound (yelling) of anyone in authority ("fear/flight"). Don't give them all so much credit.

      Lather, rinse, repeat.

      Setting aside the hand-wavy theories and taxonomies promoted by those in the social sciences, I'd say that such generalisations, while possibly interesting, are mostly meaningless. If a fairly accurate generalisation can be made, it's that our age-old insistence that we're somehow unique or different is repeatedly proven wrong, and the underlying hubris has interfered with our ability to understand not only ourselves, but the world around us.

    26. Re:Crows, for one by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered where those obscure collective nouns came from. My theory is that some Oxford profs invented them after overdoing the sherry just so they could laugh at people who don't know them.

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    27. Re:Crows, for one by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 2, Informative

      Herons (and other birds) have also been known to learn to fish with bait. Since this is not a common behaviour, it is supposed that each bird has to figure it out for itself, possibly by watching what happens when people throw bread into duckponds.

      Can't be bothered to post a link. Google 'heron bread fish' for more details.

    28. Re:Crows, for one by jahudabudy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very nice; you managed to get modded up for completely missing the bitter tone of his post. You really think ShieldW0lf is defending the ideology he is outlining?

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    29. Re:Crows, for one by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Heck, you didn't read the original post you're replying to? It all started with someone saying that crows can build tools too, therefore "exceeding the physical limits of their bodies". And they are not the only ones to do so. Of course the complexity of their tools is rather low compared to ours, but your definition of a "special species" is moot anyways.

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    30. Re:Crows, for one by barnackle · · Score: 1

      i wouldn't straight off blame the poor chicken for how it's brain is wired. it's like blaming a man for finding a woman unattractive, even if she does have everything that should make good, healthy offspring. now back to the magpies. what do you suppose this means for their status as individuals or "persons?"

    31. Re:Crows, for one by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or, there are those who believe we have a soul so we can't do anything we like because there are consequences for our actions that extend beyond this life. Yes, that includes how we treat the earth and animals.

    32. Re:Crows, for one by pohl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've seen a video of a crow fashioning a hook out of a piece of wire and using it to snare something from the bottom of a glass beaker â" which exceeded the length of the crow's beak.

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    33. Re:Crows, for one by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      For some reason that mental image made me giggle my ass off.

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    34. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is possibly the funniest interesting thing slashdot has ever provided me with. Do you recon I could find a weasel model? Where can I find a recording of chick squeaking? I also need a purveyor of hens.

      AC because I don't *have* an account

    35. Re:Crows, for one by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      I've always noticed that, despite their propensity for hanging around roadkill on busy highways, I've never seen a dead crow on the road.

      I've performed my own 'research' into this area of study as I, too, noticed the lack of dead crows on the side of the road.

      So, the next time you see a crow on the side of the road while driving....honk your horn at it. (Jeez, I'm chuckling to myself as I write this.) The crow will jump back from the road looking for a change of tail feathers. I've done this for several species of birds and crows are the only species I've noticed to startle like that.

      Mostly it's just good humor on an otherwise boring drive.

    36. Re:Crows, for one by Whiteox · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder what a Chicken BSOD would look like?
      Maybe it's a driver issue instead?
      Anyhow, who would you ring up for support?
      The advantage of course having a chicken BSOD itself is that you can eat it.

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    37. Re:Crows, for one by TummyX · · Score: 5, Funny


      you don't have to make a complex chirping weasel model to brain-freeze a chicken. just hold its head close to a surface, then draw a straight line with a marker starting on its beak and extending about 30cm. the chicken will stay there hypnotized for a couple of minutes.

      The chicken could be stunned because it is thinking: "WTF? Why is he drawing a straight line from my beak and onto the ground. Weird ass humans".

    38. Re:Crows, for one by Alistar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My family used to have a cat, a tabby.
      We would let it outside on a leach during the summer usually.

      It only took the birds 3 days to realize how far that leash would reach and all the birds would stay just outside that range; eating fallen bird seed and just sitting on the grass.
      Our cat would stalk up, then try to pounce. The birds wouldn't even flinch, well at least until my father lengthened the leash by a foot. That put some fear into them for a little bit.

    39. Re:Crows, for one by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I've had one of the bastards fly into the side of my car before, so they aren't *that* bright :D

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    40. Re:Crows, for one by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's nothing special about us; at least, no more than any other species. We have big brains, so what?

      I realize this kind of rhetoric makes us feel better when we chide intelligent designers or want to alleviate our guilt but the fact is we are special. How many cities have dolphins, apes, and those crows built? How much literature have they written? Ever see a movie directed by Shamu? Check and mate!

    41. Re:Crows, for one by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Mob of Kangaroos and a murder of crows.

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    42. Re:Crows, for one by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Or, why do they call baby rabbits 'Kittens'?

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    43. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't have a soul, only we have a soul.

      What do you mean "we"? You have no soul!

    44. Re:Crows, for one by aug24 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you showed me a baby that was roaring like a lion, or a lion that cried with a sound like my son, I might well stop still and think for a while too. Especially if I was in dim light or unable to see clearly for some reason.

      It doesn't show that chickes are stupid, but that they didn't know what to do with conflicting information. We humans have extremely good vision, and will almost certainly go with whatever the eyes say (heh... the 'eye's have it... heh), but chickens' vision is less acute so they would be confused.

      Justin.

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    45. Re:Crows, for one by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, for one these particular hens never faced a live weasel, for another, freezing like that in presence of real weasel would never allow the hen a learning experience.

      It may be loss/degeneration of natural instincts due to unnatural environment, but the change is on genetic level, not on "upbringing" level.

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    46. Re:Crows, for one by 2names · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone already posted the name for a group of these birds, but your post gives new meaning to a "murder of crows."

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    47. Re:Crows, for one by Whiteox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Recognition by a bird in a mirror doesn't mean that it has 'consciousness', but understands that it is itself, so it is 'self aware'. This is due to the effect of natural reflection of (let's say) water. Some animals (lions, tigers and bears) would not be worried if they saw their own reflection in water. Others would - like dogs for example.

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    48. Re:Crows, for one by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think anyone ever specifically -bred- chickens for (low) intelligence.

      There may be two evolutionary factors though.

      1. chickens that don't run away have a better chance for being bred. The runaway ones usually die pretty quickly and are rarely a basis of huge farms.
      2. intelligence of a (domesticated) chicken doesn't improve its survival ratio the least bit. Unused organs (parts of brain) degenerate.

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    49. Re:Crows, for one by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Informative

      My "automatic vision systems" teacher gave an interesting lecture about research on hens. Hens are awfully dumb.

      It's well known that chickens are stupid. Any animal kept in captivity and inbred for generations for food and raised on steroids can't be that bright. Turkeys are also colossally stupid.

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    50. Re:Crows, for one by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      The model they used was actually (by trial and error) extremely simplified: a black ellipse with two white circles. :)

      The sound might be findable in 'easter themes' though I'm not sure if the sample rate/quality doesn't have to be pretty high.

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    51. Re:Crows, for one by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Thing is, our brain "switches to a different mode" and we may or may not behave in certain way that has a specific (sometimes very twisted, obscure and wrong, but always present) logic. We don't "crash". There's no simple set of visual/aural impulses to make us all universally freeze completely and lose awareness of the whole world.

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    52. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was misunderstood, because the writing was poor. ShieldW0lf says, "We" many times and you assume he means "they". You might be right. He might not believe the things he says the group he's a member of believes, but you can't blame someone for misunderstanding when it's written so poorly.

    53. Re:Crows, for one by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Or, why do they call baby rabbits 'Kittens'?

      Geez.. here all this time I've been calling them 'bunnies'

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    54. Re:Crows, for one by antic · · Score: 1

      I think they and other birds make use of hard surfaces to break open nuts. Crows have been seen dropping hard nuts on a road and waiting for cars to run over them. Other birds will drop a coconut onto sharp rocks from a height so as to crack it open.

      Not necessarily smart, but sneaky and annoying - either crows or magpies used to steal the windscreen wiper blades from my car. Took me a while to work out who/what was doing it until I busted one in action.

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    55. Re:Crows, for one by Khisanth+Magus · · Score: 1

      Why would they want to?

      Who is to say that they are not capable of building a city? Just because they have never had the need to build cities like humans have doesn't mean they aren't capable.

    56. Re:Crows, for one by Born2bwire · · Score: 1

      Ahhh that's right. Either way they'll kill us all in the end.

    57. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i was going to say the same thing: in the context of farming, the intelligence of the (runaway) chickens actually decreases their survival rate, so dumbness has an evolutionary impulse in the pool.

    58. Re:Crows, for one by BigBlueOx · · Score: 1

      ...and then, a member of the only species on the planet capable of designing hand-wavy theories, taxonomies and generalizations said

      Setting aside the hand-wavy theories and taxonomies promoted by those in the social sciences, I'd say that such generalisations, while possibly interesting, are mostly meaningless. If a fairly accurate generalisation can be made, it's that our age-old insistence that we're somehow unique or different is repeatedly proven wrong, and the underlying hubris has interfered with our ability to understand not only ourselves, but the world around us.

      causing much merriment among the assembled Slezhaks.

    59. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen lots of them. Usually, there would be two crows handing out in an area. When the first one got run over, so would the second one within two or three weeks. But that apparently happens only in tight curves where they can't see the cars approaching, and the cars are going at 70-100 km/h. I've never seen dead crows on straight and flat roads or roads with speed limits of 50km/h or less.

    60. Re:Crows, for one by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      Make that your thesis.

    61. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the words "chirping weasel" in these replies, how on earth are they not modded "Funny"?

    62. Re:Crows, for one by barnackle · · Score: 1

      Luckily we can reason ourselves out of most situations. To continue with my example, the man would just turn off the lights and imagine he's with someone else!

      Do we not crash? I guess this could go on forever, and we would probably just be discussing slightly different concepts, but I would say that people crash too, just in a more sophisticated manner. (I admit, maybe that's your whole point.) Anyway, people have nervous breakdowns or succumb to post-traumatic stress disorder and find themselves quite unable to function.

      Just a thought: what if we had strongly wired instincts like this? Or is it really mutually exclusive with our intelligence? If there is in fact an inversely proportional relationship, does that mean that smarter beings would have lost the problematic cognitive biases that arise from our brains' usually helpful hard-coded heuristics?

    63. Re:Crows, for one by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a Hitchcock movie along those lines?

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    64. Re:Crows, for one by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1
      "Crows have been observed making tools and using them. Birds are in general a lot smarter than we've given them credit for. It might be time to rethink the term 'bird brain'."

      Agreed. When I was a kid I found a crow with an injured wing and brought it home. After it's wing healed (or should have been at least)my mother wanted me to let it go. When I took it outside and it would not fly and would only hop around on the ground with it's wing extended like it was still broken. As the months went by it would let it's wing hang like it was broken anytime my mother said it needed to go. Finally after over a year of this, she tossed him out the third story window and he of course flew. It took him all of a day to figure out that ringing the door bell would get us to open the door and he would fly into the house from a tree he waited on after ringing it. As far as birds recognizing themselves, I would not have thought this unusual as I had a friend years ago that had a blue front amazon parrot. It would stand on the fireplace mantel and look in the mirror while telling himself (by name) that he was a pretty bird.

    65. Re:Crows, for one by ewrong · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't mean to nit-pic but magpies are crows. http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/families/crows.asp

    66. Re:Crows, for one by barnackle · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should have read your response more carefully. Agreed, there is no simple set of inputs that crash all human minds.

    67. Re:Crows, for one by galoise · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Although i am a hard-line meat eating humanist, i do think he has a point, and you have not been able to contradict him.

      Apart from an species bias based on genetic composition, there's no clear cut criteria to define human (tool making and self awareness discarded). Now you propose, among others, i presume, city building, literature writing and movie directing as criteria. I have not done anything of the above, and apart from genetic similarity, i have no relation to anyone who has. Am I Human?

      To put it differently: Who built cities? was it the worker? his part in city building is no more complex than the role performed by the crow using a tool. Maybe the architect? then his humanity is tied to a capacity for abstract design, but then again, there are many homo sapiens of whom we do not know if they posses such capacity. Are they to be considered human too? and if we have no proof of their capacity, on what basis should they be considered human?

      In the end, the whole capacity-based point of view is flawed. It's impossible to determine now if any capacity chosen as criteria will not be replicated by some non-human agent in the future, be it because we discovered it or because we create it, so we end up with only two possible criteria: Genetics and Empathy. And both are arbitrary: In the strict sense, the concept of "species" is irrelevant form a genetic point of view, as argued by Dawkins in the Selfish Gene and the Extended Phenotype. And empathy is just a generalization and aggregation of a capacity based criteria, not to say it's subjective and not possible to state formally (e.g. some forms of disability produce repulsion, etc).

      All in all, i think this is no trivial matter...

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    68. Re:Crows, for one by nasor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are roughly a billion Hindus who refute this hypothesis.

    69. Re:Crows, for one by AGMW · · Score: 1
      I've had one of the bastards fly into the side of my car before, so they aren't *that* bright

      Oh yer ... well they don't do it twice!

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    70. Re:Crows, for one by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Yah... and as I said to a girlfriend who once bemoaned the fact that my cat was good at catching birds.... when was the last time you saw a cat fly?

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    71. Re:Crows, for one by galoise · · Score: 1

      Exactly. But this has (several) problems: If we can't tell for sure what is human and what isn't, how can we determine who has rights, and in what extent?

      Note that most modern legal systems are based on a bill of rights of some sort, and a political community formed by citizens, defined somewhere in the vicinity of "all persons".

      So yeah, we do not know for sure what makes us what we are, but the corollary to this is that we can't tell for sure if any given organism is or isn't human. This is not trivial!

      Full disclosure: i am a certified social scientist, but i dont promote any hand-wavy theory or taxonomy, thank you very much.

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    72. Re:Crows, for one by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Can't every species have klutzes?

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    73. Re:Crows, for one by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      That is absolutely hilarious. Any chance he knocked together a writeup that would be online somewhere? My desire to hear of this in greater detail is considerable.

    74. Re:Crows, for one by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

      Well, there was that Radiohead video ...

    75. Re:Crows, for one by MeditationSensation · · Score: 1

      Don't give *wives* too little credit. Mine said she'll "chop [my] nuts off" if I look at another woman again.

      P.S. Help me! I'm locked in the basement!

    76. Re:Crows, for one by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

      Interesting (or not) aside. I believe it's a "murder" of crows. Who comes up with these words? Is it a competition to see what's the most stupid collective noun that people will accept? I remember finding a list somewhere one (probably Wikipedia) and some of the collective nouns were wayyyyyyyy wacky.

      But a "murder of crows" is pretty wacky already, it just seems less wacky because I've been hearing for 20+ years, albeit infrequently.

    77. Re:Crows, for one by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      The researchers made a model of a weasel that was making the chicken noise. Hens exposed to this experienced software failure: they would freeze and stop reacting to all other external signals/impulses until the chirping weasel was removed. :)

      Norman: co-ordinate.

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    78. Re:Crows, for one by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      We would let it outside on a leach during the summer usually.

      I really, really hope you meant "leash".

    79. Re:Crows, for one by Zorbane · · Score: 1, Funny

      A friend and I always heard stories of hypnotizing chickens, and once we decided to experiment on his parents rooster. We went the "hold head and draw X's"route. It did indeed hypnotize the rooster, but when it had not snapped out of it 10 minutes later, we were panicking. We were rolling the thing over, throwing it up in the air (we had to catch it, it was lost in La-La-land and did not try and stop its descent), and tossing it back and forth between us. Finally around the 12 minute mark, it woke up and ran off, much to our relief.

    80. Re:Crows, for one by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yah... and as I said to a girlfriend who once bemoaned the fact that my cat was good at catching birds.... when was the last time you saw a cat fly?

      Last night when I threw him across the room for scratching me?

    81. Re:Crows, for one by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      in the context of farming, the intelligence of the (runaway) chickens actually decreases their survival rate

      What about the context of human marriage?

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    82. Re:Crows, for one by Crazyswedishguy · · Score: 1

      Any animal kept in captivity and inbred for generations

      Yeah, just look at European royalty!

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    83. Re:Crows, for one by Fishead · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can attest that this works, and you are the first person outside of my family that I have heard it from.

      I used to do that when I was giving the chore of separating the chicken from his head. I had an old beam that I would place the chicken on, stretch her neck out and draw a line away from her beak on some dirt on the beam. When you do that, the whole nervous system must be on pause because they don't even flap a wing after you cut their head off. Hmm... any biologists needing a research project?

    84. Re:Crows, for one by MRe_nl · · Score: 3, Funny

      My lion is not so impressed with the intelligence of humans.

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    85. Re:Crows, for one by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

      The reason we believe that animals aren't conscious, and are like little automaton, is because it allows us to treat them with callous disregard.

      Cute hypothesis, presented with convincing sincerity. But your supporting arguments are, at best, plausibility arguments. You'll have to do better than that to convince anyone who takes the time to think about what you're saying.

    86. Re:Crows, for one by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      We are only another species of organism. There's nothing special about us; at least, no more than any other species. We have big brains, so what?

      Even secular humanists believe that human beings have a certain dignity or quality not found in most or possibly any other Earth species. So unless someone is a true, hard-core atheist -- note that when pressed, most self-described 'atheists' aren't really atheists, they're really anything from agnostics to secular humanists in terms of philosophy -- then generally they will believe that humans are special.

      From a pure scientific viewpoint, that makes sense since we are very likely to be psychologically partial to our own species, just as we are partial to our own 'race' and to our own culture, etc. From a philosophical viewpoint, most of us just can't get past the idea that there is no spiritual component to life. Even spritual philosophies that do not believe in or do not emphasize deities of any kind (i.e., Zen Buddhists typically do not believe in God per se), still believe that human beings have a spirit, even if they don't believe in an afterlife of any kind.

    87. Re:Crows, for one by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Funny

      intelligence of a (domesticated) chicken doesn't improve its survival ratio the least bit.

      Oh, but it does!

    88. Re:Crows, for one by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I am not Christian and do not practice any sort of Abrahamic religion whatsoever, so please do not waste my time and yours by arguing with the above as if I were.

    89. Re:Crows, for one by Miseph · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, chickens are dumb. That has little to no relevance to whether magpies are smart because they aren't the same species.

      Some birds (corvids, parrots, ) ARE quite smart, some (chickens, domesticated turkeys) are much less smart. Similarly, some mammals (dolphins, chimpanzees) are very intelligent, while others (manatees, people who enjoy country music) are notoriously stupid.

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    90. Re:Crows, for one by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The reason we believe that animals aren't conscious, and are like little automaton, is because it allows us to treat them with callous disregard. Humans who are ideologically unbound from natural sympathy and empathy and treat other animals with callous disregard achieve dominance over their environment.

      I think you'll find that ranchers and farmers have quite a bit of respect for the natural world. It's their livelihood, and quite often they are better stewards of the land than the city environmentalist hippies that want to save it.

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    91. Re:Crows, for one by Phyvo · · Score: 1

      Saying that the *whole* concept of spirit/soul exists for the purposes of allowing us to rationalize ecological damage is a gross oversimplification even from an evolutionary standpoint. I can only suppose that you believe in some overarching generalization that any religious person who believes in a soul is somehow more inclined to trash earth, and ignore that belief in the soul is not a belief without religious baggage. You ignore motivations concerning fear of death, fear of moral relativism and pluralism, and fear of a pointless life. A lot of the third leads to suicides (certainly not favorable from an evolutionary standpoint), the effects of the first are complicated (though you can imagine that a tribal society's warriors would fight harder and better if they were not concerned with dying, leading to greater success of the society), and the second threatens people's ability to say that killing other people is wrong (which would also affect evolutionary success of societies).

      Now, the three things I listed theoretically empower people to subjugate the world, but notice that it's not simply because these people get to "do whatever they want" instead of "face" their actions. Indeed, the fear of moral relativism for many people is the exact opposite motivation, as those people are unable to think of how they can be accountable for what they do on Earth *without* the soul!

      This is all not to say that belief in the soul immediately leads to environmentalism or veganism or something, but... really now. You grossly oversimplify the effects of belief in the soul on the humanity

    92. Re:Crows, for one by charlesj68 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unused organs degenerate.

      Hence the attempts to sell sexual enhancement products to computer users?

    93. Re:Crows, for one by gdgrana · · Score: 1

      Birds are in general a lot smarter than we've given them credit for. It might be time to rethink the term 'bird brain'.

      The avian community has been advocating a change away from the derogatory nature of the term 'bird brain' after it was discovered that the similarities between avian and mammalian brains are more homologous than they are analogous [pubmed]

    94. Re:Crows, for one by charlesj68 · · Score: 1

      The advantage of course having a chicken BSOD itself is that you can eat it.

      I dunno ... that solution didn't work out so well with BSE.

    95. Re:Crows, for one by mrops · · Score: 1

      I've always noticed that, despite their propensity for hanging around roadkill on busy highways, I've never seen a dead crow on the road.

      When I was young, cruel and hormonal, uh oh.. in teens, I had a air gun. I must have tried to hit a crow with the air gun pellet at least for 2 months straight before I gave up, those things were so smart that they would fly as soon as I pointed the gun at them, even if I was 200 ft away. I have no idea why they did that. Was it instinct? Did they know a high velocity projectile would come from barrel end? Were they reading my body language?

    96. Re:Crows, for one by tina+juarez · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the original premise is wrong...I knew an airedale named Crowbar that was vain..He would sit in front of the full-length mirror and lower his head until both eyes reflected. After gazing at himself for quite a while he would reposition himself so he could see his tail. I saw this many times and finally got his owner to watch the show. I also witnessed banty hens kill 2 leghorn chickens by jumping on top of them from the henhouse roof. I missed the murder of leghorn #1, and observations halted when I ran out of leghorns!

    97. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just because we have never seen a reindeer fly doesn't mean they can't.

    98. Re:Crows, for one by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Depends on the dog. Mine doesn't mind seeing his own reflection in the mirror, and if I try to sneak up on him (while he's watching my reflection) he knows exactly where I'm at.

      Still, it doesn't surprise me that domesticated animals aren't generally the brightest bulbs.

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    99. Re:Crows, for one by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Don't give *wives* too little credit.

      Ah, that explains it; I must have given Evil-X too little credit! She got all my cash, though. Now that I'm single I can afford beer

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    100. Re:Crows, for one by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      My cat eats flies all the time.

    101. Re:Crows, for one by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you, I still think there is room for caution.

      The evidence does appear that we are superior but some of that my be us projecting our values on to the test criteria. What value is art really? It gives us pleasure, makes us think but maybe the fact that we need art proves how stupid we are. You would think I was pretty dumb if I needed to add 20 + 23 on paper. What does it say about us that we write stories across hundreds of pages to appreciate and evaluate other ideas? Maybe all it says is we are just to simple minded to work those ideas in our head space.

      How do you dolphins have not concluded they are better off without cities and allowing us dangerous humans to think they are a lessor life form even sacrificing a few of their own to languish is our zoos is not to their interest? It sounds impossible and the rational part of me knows its not true, but there does exist a chance they simply know something we don't....

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    102. Re:Crows, for one by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Yea but thats not the same thing. We can objectively look that mass and shape of reindeer, consider the physics of flight and determine that it cannot fly. On the other hand, how can you determine if I can do something internal? Can you determine if I can speak French by looking? If I choose not to tell you and never do so when you can observe you cannot know.

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    103. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many cities have dolphins, apes, and those crows built?

      Beavers build. Humans actually learned a few things from beavers. What's your point?

    104. Re:Crows, for one by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      There are roughly a billion Hindus who refute this hypothesis.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moksha

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    105. Re:Crows, for one by Smauler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nice theory, but I've seen loads of dead crows on the road, as well as pigeons which seem to love attempting to dive bomb my van. The other day I was driving along, and there was a pigeon pecking away at something in the middle of the road. I braked, expecting it to fly away, but it didn't, and I didn't have time to stop. I didn't feel any impact, so I looked in my rear view mirror, and it was still happily pecking away in the middle of the road, seconds after my car had gone straight over the top of it. I'm not sure if this indicates extreme stupidity or extreme intelligence though.

    106. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, anyone who has ever had a parrot or macaw as a pet can tell you they're smarter than most people would think. And more social.

      ..they're smarter than most people. And more social.
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    107. Re:Crows, for one by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Termites. Moles. Beavers. Ants. Gophers. Spiders. Bees.

      All these things are better builders than us.
      Where it takes humans years to meet and plan and talk and do nothing before we break ground, those critters simply get to work and get it done. They work with extreme organization and fuck up a lot less than we do, too.

    108. Re:Crows, for one by jddj · · Score: 1

      you are the first person outside of my family that I have heard it from.

      Not an Iggy Pop fan I guess?

    109. Re:Crows, for one by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Fine from a purely Darwinist standpoint you should prefer your own species, race, and culture to others. If your sole motivation is propagating your genetic material then it would be a very poor adaptation in deed if you liked dolphins better which you cannot breed with, or allowed yourself to stave rather then injure some other plant / animal. Humans may be considered pack animals as well. We don't do very well in isolation so protecting the tribe is in your selfish best interest as well. So its entirely natural to feel superior and value your own over other species.

      I think this is expressed in other animals as well. My cat clearly thinks she is a higher form of life then me.

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    110. Re:Crows, for one by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Coral polyps have completed engineering projects on a scale we can never hope to equal.

    111. Re:Crows, for one by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ants, termites, swallows, various corals, all build cities.

      Birds and various apes use tools.

      I can put a dollop of whipped cream on my cat's head, and when she gets on the washstand and looks in the mirror and sees it, she immediately licks her paw, reaches up to the top of her head, and wipes it off (and eats it.) She always gets it all, and turns her head this way and that while watching the mirror to make sure.

      I taught her to do that. You know how? Trivial:

      I put it on, used *my* finger to gets some off her head while she was watching in the mirror, and put it on her lips. I did this exactly once. Consequently, it is perfectly evident that she knows what she sees in the mirror perfectly well. It's just that she had no reason to care about what she saw until I gave her one.

      If you have a cat, please try this; takes no special equipment other than whipped cream and a mirror, and I very much suspect there's nothing special about my cat as compared to yours; mine's a neutered female "snowshoe" meezer, just for reference. Here she is.

      My experience with cats (I've always had at least one, and I'm 52) leads me to think they're the same as we are, they just tend to be similar to children in their mental capacities, except where they're neurologically better than we are (athletic abilities, predation, faster processing of threats and faster reactions, different set of vision compromises...) I've not had nearly as many dogs, but even so, I'm very comfortable saying they're like children with a different set of limits than cats. In turn, I strongly suspect that the rest of the animal kingdom follows in like fashion.

      As far as I've ever been able to tell, the entire "we're superior to animals" meme is a consequence of hubris, thousands of years of religious nonsense, a lack of a decent way to really measure, quantify, and compare either us or them, and a baseline resistance because they're trivially easy to enslave and worse, plus they can't argue about it effectively, unlike humans.

      IMHO, as a race, we have a long way to go. I don't see much hope for change, either. The citizens of my country (USA) are still convinced for the most part that they're the specially cared for children of an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent creator, who "made" animals for their convenience. Which would be pitiful, if the consequences weren't so outright savage for animals and people.

      Here's a place where you can support victimless animal meat research; please consider donating. I do.

      New Harvest - Non-profit

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    112. Re:Crows, for one by geobeck · · Score: 1

      The researchers made a model of a weasel that was making the chicken noise. Hens exposed to this experienced software failure...

      Otherwise known as "the blue screen of WTF?"

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    113. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...whoosh...

      You totally missed the tone and point of the post.

    114. Re:Crows, for one by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I doubt you would freeze, you would likely stop to study but I doubt you would just freeze. Mostly likely you would walk around the object cautiously at first and get closer after becoming more sure nothing threating was present. This has been observed with infants and toddlers where tricks are used to make the laws of physics appear violated. Psychologists have upset many a baby by making it appear a ball is rolling up an incline or falling up when it reaches the edge of a table with no other force being applied visibly. The babies tend to move the heads around and look at the ball with unusual interest, when compared with control groups showing the ball falling as it should.

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    115. Re:Crows, for one by mcvos · · Score: 1

      The whole concept of a "soul" exists for the purpose of supporting the perspective that we are aliens in this place, that we will go home through some mystical means when our vehicle here (our body) wears out, and we can do anything we like to the place while we're here, because it's alien and inconsequential.

      This makes no sense. If you're dead after you die, there are no consequences to suffer from anymore. If there is an afterlife, we might suffer consequences from our actions that we somehow avoided during our life.

    116. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Zealand Kias and African Grey parrots are also self aware birds this is not hugely new information regarding self-awareness in the bird kingdom.

    117. Re:Crows, for one by leoxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IMHO the problem has nothing to do with whether an animal is self-aware but whether we can understand and classify the nature of its thoughts. It's like a european explorer watching an African dance ritual for the first time, and then deciding that because their skin is a different colour and they perform undecipherable rituals that they are not fully human. The problem is one of interpretation.

    118. Re:Crows, for one by mcvos · · Score: 1

      It was misunderstood, because the writing was poor. ShieldW0lf says, "We" many times and you assume he means "they".

      Which "they" do you mean? As far as I can tell, he's talking about humans, and I kinda suspect he's human too. What are you?

    119. Re:Crows, for one by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well no know set anyway. Imagine the power if you could find one...

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    120. Re:Crows, for one by geobeck · · Score: 1

      After seeing how easily advertising companies manipulate humans, I would surmise that humans are not so different from other animals.

      Not to mention seeing how automatic it is for a significant part of the online population to forward an e-mail to everyone they know because...
      - "Bill Gates will give you $0.25 for every message you forward!"
      - "OMG!! They're shutting down Facebook if you don't forward this!"
      - "If you don't forward this, the Dalai Llama is going to strike you down with his magic karma stick!"
      - etc., ad nauseum...

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    121. Re:Crows, for one by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      it's that our age-old insistence that we're somehow unique or different is repeatedly proven wrong

      Yeah, everyone knows that elephants already utilized nuclear power 500,000 years ago, and crows knew the universe's expansion was accelerating thanks to a space-based telescope long before humans invented the wheel

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    122. Re:Crows, for one by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Chickens were almost certainly bred for docility, and that likely correlates with low intelligence. (Same with cows, sheep, etc., which are all more docile then, and stupider than, their wild counterparts.)

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    123. Re:Crows, for one by Thiez · · Score: 1

      My dog laughs at your cities and books. Humans, special? He asks: how many humans can scratch their armpits with their feet?

    124. Re:Crows, for one by geobeck · · Score: 1

      I've always noticed that, despite their propensity for hanging around roadkill on busy highways, I've never seen a dead crow on the road.

      I travel on the highway a lot, and I never slow down or get ready to swerve when I see a raven on the road. They always hop out of the way just enough, just at the right time.

      Half a century of highways isn't enough time for significant mental evolution, so it seems that ravens have the ability to judge the speed and size of moving objects better than most birds.

      I have actually seen dead ravens on the road, but very rarely. I wonder what's the ravenese equivalent for "Oh shi--"

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    125. Re:Crows, for one by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > or allowed yourself to starve rather then injure some other plant / animal

      > So it's entirely natural to feel superior and value your own over other species.

      > My cat clearly thinks she is a higher form of life than me.

      I am.

      Sincerely,

      your cat.

    126. Re:Crows, for one by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      If he was so smart, why did he chew up the furniture, squak all day and poop everywhere so badly we had to give him to a bird sanctuary?
      Then again we had the same problem with Grandpa...touche...

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    127. Re:Crows, for one by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      We have to be special, for we can call ourselves "special".
      ...
      This theory only hastens my desire for a magpie translator...

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    128. Re:Crows, for one by skywire · · Score: 1

      You might want to explain to us how possessing the ideas you mention would be an advantageous trait.

      And while you are at it, it might be interesting to your readers for you to divulge what religion are you believe yourself to be alluding to. Sounds a lot like first century CE gnosticism. Definitely not like Christianity, which, by the way, also has roughly a billion adherents.

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    129. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that really a sign of dumbness? I'd imagine most humans would stop for a split second if say, a tiger, started speaking in english.

    130. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Brevia section of the 9 August 2002 issue of Science, Weir et al. report a remarkable observation: The toolmaking behavior of New Caledonian crows. In the experiments, a captive female crow, confronted with a task that required a curved tool (retrieving a food-containing bucket from a vertical pipe), spontaneously bent a piece of straight wire into a hooked shape -- and then repeated the behavior in nine out of ten subsequent trials. Though these crows are known to employ tools in the wild using natural materials, this bird had no prior training with the use of pliant materials such as wire -- a fact that makes its apparently spontaneous, highly specific problem-solving all the more interesting, and raises intriguing questions about the evolutionary preconditions for complex cognition. The crow's behavior was captured on an unusual video clip, available on Science Online.

      i guess the straw they use to build nests is not pliant and they don't actually build their nests. they get them pre-fabbed and just assemble them.

    131. Re:Crows, for one by geekoid · · Score: 1

      We narrowly avoided extinction because of our big brains.

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    132. Re:Crows, for one by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      My cat clearly thinks she is a higher form of life then me.

      Yep. Looks like your cat knows English better than you, too. ;)

    133. Re:Crows, for one by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Tell that to an epileptic.

    134. Re:Crows, for one by Tripster · · Score: 1

      Umm .. ants can lift more than their body weight as well .. and can work as a social group to overcome obstacles, build bridges for themselves (using their own bodies no less), etc.

      Really, we aren't that special, we're just more advanced technologically than the other species we share the planet with but we are still nothing more than another animal species on its surface. Heck we're dumber than some species since we tend to over exploit our environment.

    135. Re:Crows, for one by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      > We have big brains, so what? We almost became extinct 70,000 years ago [telegraph.co.uk] despite our big brains.

      And there are 6-7 billion of us, perhaps the largest population of large, energy-intensive, land animals to ever litter the face of the globe. This may not be quite so smart, but it is an indicator that there *may* be a correlation between high intelligence and the ability to survive and prosper. Your modesty is most fetching, however.

    136. Re:Crows, for one by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "This ruthless perspective is an overwhelmingly effective tool. Therefore, it is the truth."

      What? I wish I was sitting there so I could slap you in the back of your head.

      Why is it the truth? ruthless perspective does not equate to truth, regardless of how well of a tool it may or may not be.

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    137. Re:Crows, for one by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that prove his point?

      They never leave the earth.where as you proposed the soul exists as a crutch to allow us to disregard things becasue we will
      'leave'.

      Of course, you whole post reeks of senior high school philosophy. It is very clear that many people do not treat each other or animals in 'callous' disregard.
      of course, how someone can be callous and disregard something at the same time eludes me.

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    138. Re:Crows, for one by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      Clever! Because chickens are representative of all birds, just like, for example, macaques are representative of all primates. You can easily generalize the intelligence and self awareness of a human by looking at one of those little monkies can't you?

      And even if you do stumble into that grade two logic trap, how would you interpret this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY

      ?

      Looks like something is going on there, irregardless of what your "automatic vision systems" teacher seems to think of them.

    139. Re:Crows, for one by myrdos2 · · Score: 1

      And yet if my boss gets aroused and starts singing "Hold Me in Your Arms" by the Trews, I would not become paralyzed.

      Or... wait...

    140. Re:Crows, for one by ultranova · · Score: 1

      We are only another species of organism. There's nothing special about us; at least, no more than any other species. We have big brains, so what? We almost became extinct 70,000 years ago despite our big brains.

      And since then, we've bounced back from the brink, come to number over 6 billion, dominate this world, and are on the verge of colonizing others. I guess those big brains count for something after all, so there :p.

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    141. Re:Crows, for one by ladoga · · Score: 1
    142. Re:Crows, for one by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't.

      In Hindu philosophy, it is seen as a transcendence of phenomenal being, a state of higher consciousness, in which matter, energy, time, space, causation (karma) and the other features of empirical reality are understood as maya.

      Maya = Illusion.

      It's reminiscent of the Gnostics, with their belief that all of material reality came from the Demiurge, and that the goal of all humanity should be to go extinct, allowing a reunification with the true God.

      Very detached, very nihilistic.

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    143. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. Perhaps a variant on your chirping weasel could be used to lure politicians into the path of freeway traffic? I'm thinking, instead of chirping, perhaps the sound of a fresh $100 bill being crumpled, or the baying of a lobbyist. For the panic/run instinct, perhaps the voice of one of the 60 Minutes TV program would work? Over a period of a few generations, we might see politicians develop with the brains of a six-year-old mammal?

    144. Re:Crows, for one by Emperor+Zombie · · Score: 1

      You gave your Grandpa to a bird sanctuary?

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    145. Re:Crows, for one by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Even secular humanists believe that human beings have a certain dignity or quality not found in most or possibly any other Earth species. So unless someone is a true, hard-core atheist -- note that when pressed, most self-described 'atheists' aren't really atheists, they're really anything from agnostics to secular humanists in terms of philosophy -- then generally they will believe that humans are special.

      I don't agree at all. I'm not a secular humanist, I'm Christian. According to my beliefs, we are different from the other animals in only two important respects: we were made in our maker's image, and we were given dominion over the other animals. The first belief is debatable, but the second is self-evident. Nowhere in the bible (at least that I've found) does it say that animals don't have souls (the existance of souls is as debatable as the existance of God).

      Even the Catholics believe in evolution.

      We are a unique species - but so are barn swallows.

      As to souls, I'm in the middle of the HHGTG series (for the umpeenth time), Zaphod did some soul searching and was astonished to find he actually had one, but Douglas Adams was an athiest.

      The Bhuddists in Thailand have a Genesis story similar to the Christian Genesis. In theirs, humans were happy and peaceful until cats taught them to talk, and they have been arguing and fighting ever since. I'm amused by the fact that "meow" is Thai for "I want".

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    146. Re:Crows, for one by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I can put a dollop of whipped cream on my cat's head, and when she gets on the washstand and looks in the mirror and sees it, she immediately licks her paw, reaches up to the top of her head, and wipes it off (and eats it.) She always gets it all, and turns her head this way and that while watching the mirror to make sure.

      I've long suspected cats can recognize themselves and others in mirrors. As kittens, it isn't so clear. As adolescents, they can be confused into investigating why they can see through a wall on the mirror's side but not on the other. They learn to recognize how mirrors work, but most tend to show it by ignoring the mirror until shown as you did the utility of it.

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    147. Re:Crows, for one by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While not quite the same thing, I watched a crow roll an almost empty latte' cup around on a hill so that it could sip the last few drops out.

      Only in Seattle do we have caffiene addicted crows.

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    148. Re:Crows, for one by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Yup. I had a dog once that figured out how to open doors, all on her own. She figured out both door knobs and sliding glass doors.

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    149. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me-oww!

    150. Re:Crows, for one by Torvaun · · Score: 1
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    151. Re:Crows, for one by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      According to my beliefs, we are different from the other animals in only two important respects: we were made in our maker's image, and we were given dominion over the other animals.

      It's those two reasons that most Christians believe that animals do not have a soul, or at least not one made in the image of their deity. That's what makes them feel as humans are 'special'. Most Western religions seem to have something similar, although in Eastern philosophy things are at least somewhat different.

    152. Re:Crows, for one by mikael · · Score: 1

      The Mr Lee Catcam shows the daily activity of a cat in a small village.

      The GPS Cat tracker is another application.

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    153. Re:Crows, for one by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Maybe in general, but I have no qualms about killing sentient creatures for food. In the past when I've had to I've always made the kill as humanely as possible, but food is food.

      On that note, I've begun cataloging where the Vegans in my neighborhood live. If civilization collapses they go first.

    154. Re:Crows, for one by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      You don't need a marker, just a line drawn in dirt with a finger will work fine.

      I had various farmers tell me that you can put a chicken's head under a wing upside down, swing them 180 degrees right side up and sit them on the ground. Then they stay hiding their head. I tried a few times but never got it to work.

      As an aside, for a kickass prank mail order some chickens and have them delivered to someone. Nothing like getting a box of chickens arriving in the mail. Mine arrived on tax day, the post office called at 5am and asked me to please, as quickly as possible, to come get my loud chickens.

    155. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Seriously, anyone who has ever had a parrot or macaw as a pet can tell you they're smarter than most people.

      I lack even the most basic intellectual faculties and I'm unable to post anything original or meaningful so I instead repeat annoying internet memes.

      There, fixed that for you.

    156. Re:Crows, for one by amohat · · Score: 1

      Then how do we know that mold that keeps coming back no matter what I try is not an advanced intelligent species trying to tell me all the universes secrets?

      It's only a matter of time until I can understand it/them. Of course, today I got some new muriatic acid shit that will kill that fucker dead.

      Not smart enough?

    157. Re:Crows, for one by darkfire5252 · · Score: 1

      There's no simple set of visual/aural impulses to make us all universally freeze completely and lose awareness of the whole world.

      Tell that to an epileptic person.

    158. Re:Crows, for one by VanGarrett · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, survival of the fittest only removes traits that are likely to cause death prior to breeding. If it does not prevent breeding, then it will not go away, whether it's used or not. Just the same, it doesn't inspire new mutations that add or remove parts. All that we can really suppose on this, is that the dumb chickens breed more than the smart chickens.

      Seriously. We're talking about a creature whose behavior fails to change, after its head has been removed.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATz3AdbjyRI
      http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.html
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

    159. Re:Crows, for one by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      Don't be too hard on him - his Grandpa was in fact a bird.

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    160. Re:Crows, for one by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Case in point.

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    161. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      au contraire, those who believe in the soul tend to do quite the opposite. At least, those who truly believe in it. Look at St.Francis; the guy loved animals :P.

    162. Re:Crows, for one by cgraves · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've seen a video of a crow fashioning a hook out of a piece of wire and using it to snare something from the bottom of a glass beaker which exceeded the length of the crow's beak.

      Here's the video you saw and here's more about the research about crow intelligence.

    163. Re:Crows, for one by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Even secular humanists believe that human beings have a certain dignity or quality not found in most or possibly any other Earth species. So unless someone is a true, hard-core atheist -- note that when pressed, most self-described 'atheists' aren't really atheists, they're really anything from agnostics to secular humanists in terms of philosophy -- then generally they will believe that humans are special.

      Any chance you could describe the difference between "secular humanist" and "atheist" in your definitions? I am most DEFINITELY an atheist (in fact, I generally consider religion to be a mental disorder - and, like most mental disorders is tolerable in small amounts, but in extreme cases is VERY scary), but also consider myself to loosely follow the guidelines of secular humanism (although, don't really pay that much attention to any particular philosophical guidelines - I just follow "what feels right" for me and it just happens to match secular humanism relatively closely).

      Actually, I would have thought that by its very definition, secular humanism is a philosophy that would generally only be followed by atheists.
      Atheism is a lack of religion, and says nothing about philosophy. Secular humanism is a philosophy, not a religion (although, as stated, I think by having the world "secular" in it, it implies a lack of religion IN the philosophy).

      Definitions:
      Secular (adj): Of or relating to the doctrine that rejects religion and religious considerations. Source
      Atheist (n): a lack of belief in the existence of God or gods. Source

      So, I think a secular humanist would in general be an atheist. It would be possible, but VERY odd for a religious person to be a secular humanist (belief in a higher power, but rejecting the philosophy of it to follow a secular philosophy). It is certainly NOT possible to say what you said with, "...aren't really atheists, they're really anything from agnostics to secular humanists..." as one does not logically preclude the other.

      Now, also just to clarify on topic here: No, I don't believe humans are anything "special", I generally prefer humans to other species (roughly the order of priority to me is: "humans I know and like", "other creatures I know and like", "humans I don't know", "other creatures I don't know", "humans I know and don't like", "other creatures I know and don't like" (yes, I would rather save the life of my pet cat than some random stranger (human or otherwise) that I've never met)) however as other posters have pointed out, that's quite natural and requires no "special status" (just as a cat generally prefers other cats to any other species).

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    164. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same thing happens with Freshman at my high school. Go figure...

    165. Re:Crows, for one by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I now have a disturbing image of my boss (a weird Japanese guy) doing very bad Karaoke of The Cure's greatest hits. I don't think it'd paralyse me, but it'd definitely register on the "WTF" scale, somewhere around "OMGWTFBBQ" or maybe even higher.

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    166. Re:Crows, for one by nasor · · Score: 1

      And yet their religion very explicitly teaches that you should should behave yourself while alive and be kind to all living things, and uses the idea of a soul to back up that teaching. In other words, it is the EXACT OPPOSITE of your claim that the idea of a soul allows people to treat other living things callously. Sorry, but real-world examples of how the concept of a soul influences society trump your conjecture. You can try top dismiss their religion as detached and nihilistic if you want, but that doesn't change the fact that their religion uses the concept of a soul to teach the complete opposite behavior of what you suppose.

      Also, your entire concept of the soul as a mechanism for allowing people to disregard the world and those in it makes no sense whatsoever, because even if you don't believe in a soul you are still faced with the certainty that one day you will die and cease to exist. If anything, the idea of a soul provides a way to AVOID the conclusion that people should do whatever they want, because it allows religions to threaten people with divine punishments for misdeeds that they commit in life (or be reinserted back into the "real world").

    167. Re:Crows, for one by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I wonder what's the ravenese equivalent for "Oh shi--"

      Oh, that's easy... "Nevermore".

      (actually, that's ravenese for pretty much anything, which makes conversation a little difficult sometimes, and confuses famous poets...)

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    168. Re:Crows, for one by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      Given his stress-induced molting and unhealthy obsession with seed bells, we felt it was the right choice. Of course, I'm sure you'd rather have him put down.

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    169. Re:Crows, for one by geobeck · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "Nevermo--" ;)

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    170. Re:Crows, for one by badfish99 · · Score: 1

      You kept a cat on a leash?
      Really?
      Is that not considered cruel in your culture?

    171. Re:Crows, for one by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Why would they want to?

      Same reason we do. Comfort of living.

      Who is to say that they are not capable of building a city? Just because they have never had the need to build cities like humans have doesn't mean they aren't capable.

      True, but they lack something really important. Even if we can't accurately measure their intelligence, a very important tool is needed: hands. There is no single physical attribute that helped our intelligence grow and help us experience the world the way we do. Monkeys are close but their brains just haven't caught up yet.

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    172. Re:Crows, for one by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Don't give us all so much credit. There are a lot of things hard-wired into an animal's brain that comes from millions of years of evolution, and other things that come from the organism's experiences.

      [...]

      When I stopped smoking, a year later when I didn't have any craving for tobacco whatever and had no desire to light a cigarette, nevertheless when I walked down the steps at work my hand automatically grabbed the shirt pocket that had held cigarettes all those years.

      Learned behavior is not evolution. Breeding animals for a certain behavior is not the same as training them.

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    173. Re:Crows, for one by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Which explains why lions are threatened...

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    174. Re:Crows, for one by scarlac · · Score: 1

      The same can be said for humans. What you are describing is just confusion. In it's simplest form it just requires someone to experience two incompatible thoughts. The dictionary definition may be slighty different.
      In any case we daily see game shows like "deal/no-deal" where people are in distress because they it all, but don't want to loose it all.

      - Chuck chuck, sir.

      It's actually an interesting topic on how the firmware of the brain works. The key difference between humans and animals in this matter is that humans can learn many different behaviors with less effort thus enabling us to switch around different actions in any given situation.

    175. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RAVENS. There's a difference between them, ravens are bigger and more intelligent. I've never seen any ravens as roadkill, but where I live, crows are not uncommon roadkill during the summer.
      Those pesky ravens are also quite mischievous too, they can flip off those plastic garbage can lids to get to your trash, then your trash is strewn all about. Our trash can lids have to be secured with a bungy cord so the ravens don't open it back up.
      But this supposed self-awareness in magpies may not be too surprising, they're in the same Corvidae family as crows and ravens.

    176. Re:Crows, for one by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

      Some birds are impressively smart, we know a family that had an African Grey Parrot that had a vocabulary of hundreds of words and used them appropriately. It used to perfectly imitate the voice of the mother in the family and call the dogs and make them do tricks in front of its cage.

      Also, I don't buy this "few known species that recognize themselves in mirrors" thing one bit- if that's considered to be a widely known scientific fact, scientists aren't trying very hard, because we used to have a cat that would always go sit in front of the mirror and watch herself in the mirror as she groomed her face, and was clearly using the mirror.

      But while I've got some respect for animal intelligence, I've also got an alternative explanation for their results in this case that doesn't involve bird self-awareness.

      Most of what most birds do is pure ingrained response based upon evolution- birds don't "learn" how to build nests from watching their parents, it's just evolutionary behavior hard-wired through their genes into their brains.

      Well, birds have a huge evolutionary history of mating based upon appearances. And you know what else they have a huge history of? Finding still, clear water to bathe themselves in. Which is often reflective. So I propose that a bird with some sort of things stuck to them marring their plumage would reduce their chances of reproducing, and I contend that birds saw their reflection regularly, in still water when they were about to groom themselves. Removing stuff they see in the water that doesn't correspond with an image of the plumage of their species (which could be hard-wired and involve no conception of self) could be a behavior that evolved, not a demonstration of a brain capable of recognizing their reflection as being themself and recognizing things that are out of place about them.

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    177. Re:Crows, for one by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      But beavers and gophers cause big environmental impacts with their building (maybe the others do too).

      We at least think about our impact on the other creatures... other animals don't even do that.

    178. Re:Crows, for one by Philip+Shaw · · Score: 1

      Because a male rabbit is a buck and a female rabbit is a doe, so calling a baby rabbit a fawn like one does for deer would just be too simple.

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    179. Re:Crows, for one by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      That's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photosensitive_epilepsy.

      According to Wikipedia, that's only between 2-14% (I think we can at least believe Wikipedia that it's not 100% of epileptics, because the above page says 3-5%, but the main epilepsy page says 2-14%.)

    180. Re:Crows, for one by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      This sounds similar to Object Permanence http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_permanence. In the old videos I've seen on various documentaries, a toy train would go down a tilted track and then "through" a small tunnel. If the train was stopped in the middle of the tunnel, the baby would sort of look around startled, with what seems to an adult to be a "huh?" kind of reaction.

    181. Re:Crows, for one by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 1

      I've got some elephant repellent here you might be interested in buying. It's really quite effective!

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    182. Re:Crows, for one by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 1

      The reason we believe that animals aren't conscious, and are like little automaton, is because it allows us to treat them with callous disregard.

      I would suggest that we believe it because we have no evidence to the contrary, and not for lack of searching (TFA, for example).
      Though this is likely true only for those of us who are science-minded.

    183. Re:Crows, for one by jackchance · · Score: 1
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    184. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one thing that really gave us humans a leg-up on the other animals is what you see here on your screen: writing.

      Think about it, humans weren't really able to coordinate much more than 100 or so individuals at most and were pretty much relegated to living in caves, out in the open, or fairly simple grass huts until the advent of written language. And then, even for writing to happen, some other things had to occur first. Abstraction, which is the ability to have something represent something else completely different. And then having a strong need for consistent information. That way you can keep track of who gets what, or who is told what without always having a third party screw things up. (More or less solving the "telephone" or "pass-it-along" game problem that most folks remember from childhood.) Also likely were some other mixed developments such as cultural identity (desire to maintain some level of social cohesion instead of running off to do your own thing) and long distance trade that factored into this.

      Once writing was established, it was actually possible to coordinate enough people to form entire civilizations. This is because records could be kept and archived. So there was much more accountability and organization. Technology could then occur, since the side benefit of archiving meant much much more information could be handed down to successors through texts and illustrations than any spoken history could ever hope for. Once you had a stable society organized into a city state or larger, things could really begin to develop and progress with little interruption. Given enough time writing then gets some amplifiers such as the printing press or the more recent internet. So now we expect things to develop at an almost ridiculous exponential pace.

      If people didn't figure out how to invent writing a long time ago, there'd be much much less of us around. And those who would be wouldn't be sitting in a nice house with all the modern amenities, instead they'd be tending to the fire, hunting/gathering or trying to keep the large predators away with a pointy stick. (In fact, there are still a few people in very isolated places that still live that way.)

      Smarts are nice, but sometimes its the little nuances as to how they're used that makes all the difference.

    185. Re:Crows, for one by zobier · · Score: 1

      I've begun cataloging where the Vegans in my neighborhood live. If civilization collapses they go first.

      Why? I'm vegetarian, but if the world goes to shit I'm going to do what I need to do to survive/protect my family. I'm willing to bet that I'd be less reluctant to slaughter an animal if the situation came to it than many of the people I know. Does that mean I have to eat it now if I don't want to? No, It's a luxury I can afford myself.

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    186. Re:Crows, for one by Philip+Shaw · · Score: 1

      Pheasants have an interesting method of escaping oncoming cars: they run towards them and try to fly over the top. This works, but often they crash after the car has passed underneath them.

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    187. Re:Crows, for one by zsau · · Score: 1

      You're being disingenuous. There is clearly something which separates humans from plants and animals, and city-building, movie-directing, and literature-writing are reflections of that. Your parent didn't say "we're humans because we have built cities". I haven't built a city, but I do build software which helps. No animal does anything comparable. Sure, we're not the only social life form. We're not the only tool-using life form. We're not the only communicating life form (although I claim we're the only language-using life form).

      But we are the only life form that's got to the moon under our own steam, that can remember things long after the event happened (how many magpies can remember the fall of Rome? I can, and I wasn't even there). We are different. Maybe it's a matter of degree — although from what I can see we alone augment our intelligence — but there's such a massive difference between us and the next most intelligent creature that it's fair to say we're special. And you know what? Maybe we've done that on our own. The fact that we're special doesn't mean God or gods created us so. It just means that we're fundamentally more important than any animal.

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    188. Re:Crows, for one by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Your grandpa was molting?

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    189. Re:Crows, for one by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Did your teacher ever write up a whitepaper on this? I'd love to see the study...

    190. Re:Crows, for one by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should have read your response more carefully. Agreed, there is no simple set of inputs that crash all human minds.

      Oh no? Steve Ballmer at the bottom of your bed wearing a thong.

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    191. Re:Crows, for one by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Looking at your second paragraph, all of those things were enabled by language, no?

      So what of apes that have learned sign language, and teach it to other apes?

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    192. Re:Crows, for one by zsau · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard of any apes turning up to lectures on special relativity. Or even the sign-language equivalent of the local rag. Or doing the typical four year old "why? ... why? ... why?" trying to get to the bottom of things. Or even going through typical terrible twos when children have learnt they can say no and do it just because it's fun — a new toy. So either all of those things weren't enabled by language, or apes haven't learnt sign language, or both.

      My understanding of ape so-called sign language is that it has very little in common with an actual sign language. Things like grammar are missing and the whole thing is pretty much hit-and-miss. So I would say apes can't learn language. From my understand the scientists who say they can are usually not linguists, and from a scientific perspective are unqualified to talk about language.

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    193. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yours doesn't?

    194. Re:Crows, for one by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      How many cites have been built by the small tribes in the Amazon? None
      How much literature have they written? None
      How many movies have they directed? None

      So, by this criterium, they aren't humans.

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    195. Re:Crows, for one by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Damnit, I can't think of a proper way to turn this into a joke/pun.

      But it probably just ducked.

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    196. Re:Crows, for one by Flesaurs · · Score: 1

      I would not keep doing that to chickens...apparently they are the closest DNA match to the old T-Rex. Beware!!! Next chicken that you do that to might have watched Jurassic Park! They mightn't have teeth but that beak can be sharp.....

    197. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it a bad sign if I noticed the Marantzes in the picture before the cat?

    198. Re:Crows, for one by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      How many cities have dolphins, apes, and those crows built?

      Obligatory Douglas Adams quote:

      Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason

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    199. Re:Crows, for one by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      I hope nobody takes that logic and uses it as justification for killing them and stealing their land!

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    200. Re:Crows, for one by StuckInSyrup · · Score: 1

      If you showed me a baby that was roaring like a lion...

      Have you seen some TV advertisement lately?

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    201. Re:Crows, for one by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that grammar in the sense of our language structure is required, or even whether it's technically language or not is relevant. At least to me, it's more about the level of communication involved then the particular details or method.

      The difference between humans and other animals, at least to me, is the ability to communicate an ordered list of steps to accomplish a goal.

      Take a look at the Crow Vending Machine. The crows learn quickly, and teach by example, allowing learned behaviours to propagate repidly.

      However, what they can't do is explain to another crow how to get a peanut without providing a demonstration.

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    202. Re:Crows, for one by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      In the movie Little Big Man, Chief Dan George's character "Old Lodgeskins" said something to the effect that "the Indian believes that everything is alive - the people, the buffalo, the trees, the rocks. But the white man thinks everything is dead, and if he suspects that a thing is alive, he'll kill it."

      I tend to agree with Old Lodgeskin's belief about things being alive. I think God gave souls to all the things he created.

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    203. Re:Crows, for one by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Don't give us all so much credit. There are a lot of things hard-wired into an animal's brain that comes from millions of years of evolution, and other things that come from the organism's experiences.

      Learned behavior is not evolution. Breeding animals for a certain behavior is not the same as training them

      *sigh*... I'm afraid my communication skills are failing me.

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    204. Re:Crows, for one by galoise · · Score: 1

      Well, in principle, i agree with you: i said i was a hard-line meat-eating humanist. I do believe that "humans" have a special status in nature, and are in this ontological sense more "important" than any other entity hitherto discovered.

      The problem is much more subtle and not-trivial, because we do not have a formal definition of human, but only an approximated notion based on an intuitive aggregation of characteristics that enable us to recognize others as obviously human, but are useless to make a clear distinction in the fringes of the category.

      A person with a severe mental disability, with no proven capacity for abstract thought, severe memory loss and a lack of education on the fall of Rome or other historical events... is she human? And if you or me (already established members of the human class) suddenly lose some or all of this capacities, do we stop being humans? And if not, under which circumstances would we stop being humans? And on and on. Since you are a software engineer (i am not), you must be aware of the problems that the lack of formal definition entails for a class of entities to be useful.

      Now, the above is mainly an ontological question, but it has very concrete legal consequences when you use "human" as the main criteria to distribute right and duty in a society, formally. And from this formal definition we must derive 1.- who has access to the rights and duties that we concede to "humans", 2.- and under which circumstances an entity could lose his humanity, and his rights. This applies for example, in discussions on abortion, euthanasia, the political treatment of immigrants, etc etc etc.

      Now, i am not saying that there isn't a possible criteria. We always know who is or isn't human. I'm only saying that until now, all the formal criteria proposed have been proven false by new discoveries in nature or advances in machine intelligence, and the only criteria we have left are intuitive. This is problematic.

      To put it in yet another sense: Is it possible to build a machine that could tell humans and non-humans apart? how? if so, then any entity that passes that test should be considered a member of the class entitled to all rights and duties of humans. In this context, there is no way to prove that some entity will not pass the test at any given point in the future. In light of this, we humans will yet again change the test, because we know that the new entity isn't human, and that the problem is on our formal criteria and its contradiction with our preconceived notions. You surely understand that this is form of reasoning is aberrant to any self respecting rationalist... hence, problematic.

      The above notwithstanding: Language could be used as a criteria. it certainly has been proposed several times (Habermas and Luhmann, Searle, etc), and it seems a good one. The only problem is that we do not have a satisfactory definition for that one, too. What exactly is a language? and all answers to that one tend to end up where we started: language is any medium useful to communicate human stuff.

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    205. Re:Crows, for one by galoise · · Score: 1

      but machines can do that and do it all the time!

      A compiler that produces and passes a program to a robot is essentially communicating an ordered list of steps without providing for a demonstration. if we use that criteria to define language and by this, as a proxy to define humans, should my NQC compiler be considered human? why not?

      And what about bees? They transmit directions and recruit help without demonstrations, and i KNOW that a freaking bee is not a human being. see here.

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    206. Re:Crows, for one by bobvious · · Score: 1

      The ability to respond angrily to an internet post is the best proof of humanity. (Before the internet, it was a letter to the editor. Before that, public jeering. Before that, stoning. They were only protohumans before that).

    207. Re:Crows, for one by galoise · · Score: 1

      Of all indigenous peoples of the americas, only those in the mesoamerica area had fully developed writing systems, Incas had only a rudimentary system of number representation with knots in string, and in northamerica, only the Ojibwe had some form of writing.

      According to your criteria, all other individually considered indigenous peoples of the americas would not qualify as human.

      Since the concept of "species" has no (valid) formal definition, we can't use any criteria to say that since an individual is a member of a specie considered to be human, she is human; we must use a criteria that enables us to say that the particular individual is human. If this criteria is writing, non-writing cultures and little children would fall out, contraintuitevily.

      As i said... 'tis not an easy problem ;)

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    208. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a crow roll something else.

    209. Re:Crows, for one by Azundris · · Score: 1

      a heterosexual man can't help but look at a pretty girl

      No, that doesn't sound self-serving at all. :)

      The question is however, is this the True Scotsman fallacy, or would there be a number of counter-examples high enough to count as refuting that claim? What would that number be?

    210. Re:Crows, for one by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      It's just a sign you have a decent ear. :)

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    211. Re:Crows, for one by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      It appears I have an instinctive reaction to people who chop off the context of an article so they can get on the soapbox?

      The OP is about a species unable to cope (at all) when their instincts demand two contradictory responses to their environment. They "lock up" until the contradiction is taken away. You on the other hand give two examples of human reactions wherein the humans are able to continue coping with the world.

      Can you actually give any examples of humans experiencing indefinite contradictory instinct lock?

    212. Re:Crows, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't give us all so much credit. There are a lot of things hard-wired into an animal's brain that comes from millions of years of evolution, and other things that come from the organism's experiences.

      For instance, a heterosexual man can't help but look at a pretty girl, which annoys the hell out of their wives. When I stopped smoking, a year later when I didn't have any craving for tobacco whatever and had no desire to light a cigarette, nevertheless when I walked down the steps at work my hand automatically grabbed the shirt pocket that had held cigarettes all those years.

      We are only another species of organism. There's nothing special about us; at least, no more than any other species. We have big brains, so what? We almost became extinct 70,000 years ago despite our big brains.

      a bit reductionist, don't you think? seriously, if you don't recognize the difference, drop the clothes, hump anything that moves, and throw your shit at anybody threatening your "marked" areas.

    213. Re:Crows, for one by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      And what about bees? They transmit directions and recruit help without demonstrations, and i KNOW that a freaking bee is not a human being. see here.

      Oh I wouldn't worry about bees, they'll be gone soon, neatly removing the issue of having to worry about it.

      So what is a better answer then? Is there one? Or are we asking the wrong question?

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    214. Re:Crows, for one by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Note there are various degrees of epilepsy. In great most cases it's just tendency to headaches. Epilepsy with fits, losing consciousness etc is well below 1% of society.

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    215. Re:Crows, for one by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Yes, but traits that are useless but waste energy (say, useless organs) tend to get reduced, and ones that are totally neutral to survival enter a random drift of mutations and even if they served some purpose originally, they eventually lose most of resemblance to the originals.

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    216. Re:Crows, for one by zsau · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how much we disagree about, well, anything really. Or to the extent that we disagree it's because we're looking at things from such different angles, like if we disagree about the color of a sign because you can only see the front and I can only see the back. Still...

      A person with a severe mental disability, with no proven capacity for abstract thought, severe memory loss and a lack of education on the fall of Rome or other historical events... is she human?

      A human is a human because their parents were human. Well, not even that's a proper definition because if some infertile creature suddenly popped into existence and clearly had no parents and clearly could not breed with other people, I'd have no problem with classifying them as human. But our abilities don't make us human; that's more of a membership of some sort of abstract species that does it or similarity to a prototype or something along those lines.

      What makes us special is that we can do all that cool stuff, mostly. Language makes us special and is a reflection of other things which make us special, but it's not what makes us people. Language is one of the things that so far only humans can do, and we clearly have a natural instinct to use them.

      Since you are a software engineer (i am not), you must be aware of the problems that the lack of formal definition entails for a class of entities to be useful.

      What, for computer programs yeah. Last I checked people continue to exist whether or not there's a program. People don't work like computer programs, and we can get by without formal definitions. Drawing false analogies is a good way to stifle creativity and spread confusion.

      To put it in yet another sense: Is it possible to build a machine that could tell humans and non-humans apart? how? if so, then any entity that passes that test should be considered a member of the class entitled to all rights and duties of humans.

      Yes. When a mummy and a daddy love each other lots and lots etc. Wait six or so years. Beware that if its training occurs in the wrong society you may receive some false negatives or, depending on your perspective, false positives. (In theory much less waiting is necessary, but in practice if you want to get a coherent answer on demand you'll probably need to wait most of that time.)

      Well, that depends on your definition of "machine", but if you want a machine that picks humans according to our conventional norms, you'll need something pretty much as intelligent as a human.

      You surely understand that this is form of reasoning is aberrant to any self respecting rationalist... hence, problematic.

      What? No. That's completely out of left field. If we define rights and duties as being attached to humans and our machine has been set up with a wrong definition of "human", then what's wrong with fixing the definition once the error's been found?

      In any case, defining rights is a tricky issue. It can't be done on the basis of democracy (hence the American tradition of enshrining some rights in the constitution), and not all human rights are applied to all humans (mentally incompentant people, for instance, lack human rights that require mental compentance).

      (Maybe I'm not a rationalist and I don't know what their logic is.)

      What exactly is a language? and all answers to that one tend to end up where we started: language is any medium useful to communicate human stuff.

      That's a poor definition (and not for the circularity involved). I'm too tired right now to give it an adequate response, but suffice it to say a graph isn't an expression of language, but it does communicate "human stuff". Also, broadening "language" in that way is as silly as altering "planet" to "any body with a relatively strong gravitational force" or "chemical" to "any liquid capable of causing burns".

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    217. Re:Crows, for one by jessedorland · · Score: 0

      I believe Raven are also known for building tools.

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    218. Re:Crows, for one by cyberwave · · Score: 1

      you are a fucking faggot, TummyX. hahahahaha

  10. I dunno.... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

    I have quite a few folks who have no idea who the fuck they are or what they are doing. Hell, they look surprised when they take a breath.

    Now if you are trying to make me feel bad for my can of bug killer. Get bent! If they had a can of human killer, don't think for a minute that they wouldn't use it.

    If they are self aware, then they have all that goes with it, ego, need for power, etc... They will get you.

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    1. Re:I dunno.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I have quite a few folks who have no idea who the fuck they are or what they are doing.

      Well, I imagine that they're a little befuddled by the fact that you are holding them captive.

  11. Odd experiment in self awareness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A few years ago they tried the red dot on the forehead mirror test with Congressmen but got no reaction. As a control they tried taping a $100 bill to their foreheads and all quickly recognized the bill and reached for it. In an even more bizarre twist they seem to be able to find the bill even when blindfolded. They seemed to sniff the air so it was assumed they could smell the bill. Even stranger still when they taped a $1 bill to their foreheads it got no reaction even when they weren't blindfolded. The researchers concluded Congressmen were amazing creatures worthy of more study. As to them being self aware the tests were inconclusive.

    1. Re:Odd experiment in self awareness by JosKarith · · Score: 2, Funny

      And as an added bonus PETA won't complain when you use Politicians for "Forcible Ballistic Impact tests" instead of pigs.

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    2. Re:Odd experiment in self awareness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we can punish the thieving bastards by just shooting them instead of putting them in prison.

  12. Birds of a feather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It would be very interesting to see similar studies conducted with crows, ravens and other members of the Corvidae family.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvidae

    1. Re:Birds of a feather by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've seen crows repeatedly charge into a (reflective) window thinking that it's another crow attacking them. It's not a "red dot" test, but it shows some lack of self-awareness.

    2. Re:Birds of a feather by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      How do you know they're not just trying to get inside multiple times?

    3. Re:Birds of a feather by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      The quantity of blood involved was a clue...

      Also, it wasn't your typical "bird flies into window not realising that it's there" thing*; it seemed to happen only on ground-level doors and windows with a reflective coating on it.

      * we got other birds doing that, blackbirds etc., on the windows without the reflective coating.

    4. Re:Birds of a feather by initialE · · Score: 1

      And I've seen a chicken groom himself in the reflective surface of a car door. Wonder what that means?

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  13. duh! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    Haven't these guys ever seen Heckyll and Jekyll?

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    1. Re:duh! by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Haven't these guys ever seen Terminator?

    2. Re:duh! by sparkchaser · · Score: 1

      Heckyll and Jekyll

  14. Roadside magpies by kobotronic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Watching the roadkill feeding magpies cooly walk around just behind the white road lines, you can tell they have worked out a pretty solid theory for how cars move and that they understand how the cars are dangerous hazards but nevertheless predictable and avoidable. Other birds simply take flight in panic and some don't even recognize cars as a hazard - dumb turkeys and pheasants dumbly just obliviously waddle out in traffic.

    In Tokyo crows - corvid relatives of magpies - have been observed figuring out how to exploit the traffic signal cycles. The crows drop nuts in the path of the cars, in the middle of the pedestrian crossings, and patiently sit overhead waiting for the light to change so they can go down and have a look and pick up the nuts crushed by the car tires. Maybe these crows developed a theory of cars as practical and dependable "thing crushers" - producing crispy roadkill and other delicious crush jobs.

    Fascinating birds.

    1. Re:Roadside magpies by jambox · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pheasants are one of the dumbest creatures imaginable. Ants have more nous. Are they a product of selective breeding like cows and sheep? If so, perhaps they've been bred for stupidity. Also politicians.

      I was walking in the forest near home once with my little boy when we saw a pheasant meandering along. When it saw us it froze and stood there stock still, presumably hoping we wouldn't notice it.

      When my son saw it, naturally (for a three year old) he charged straight towards it with his arms out, laughing. The pheasant looked pretty surprised and eventually bolted for the nearest bush. Hilariously, it just stuck it's head in while it's body and legs remained flat on the floor, completely exposed.

      Possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

      I think an animal should know it's in big trouble when it's easy meat for a human toddler.

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    2. Re:Roadside magpies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Most pheasants are not wild - at least here in the UK. They're reared then released as shotgun fodder. This might explain why they seem stupid.

      No experience of the outside world.

    3. Re:Roadside magpies by macshit · · Score: 5, Funny

      When my son saw it, naturally (for a three year old) he charged straight towards it with his arms out, laughing. The pheasant looked pretty surprised and eventually bolted for the nearest bush. Hilariously, it just stuck it's head in while it's body and legs remained flat on the floor, completely exposed. Possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

      Perhaps the rest of the peasants were on the other side of the bush.... waiting....

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    4. Re:Roadside magpies by KGIII · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I am not sure what lines you want to draw between the two but, well, I live in the United States of America.

      The other day I had the enjoyable experience of showing my girlfriend the American Bald Eagle in situ. Err... Yeah... It wasn't posing or being held on someone's arm or the likes, it was wild.

      Anyhow, it was in the road, on a blind corner, eating roadkill, and she was driving and almost hit the damned thing.

      Side note: I'm pretty sure that, in this State, you're going right straight to jail, not even getting $200, if you paste a bald eagle with your car. She missed it, fortunately.

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    5. Re:Roadside magpies by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Ever seen a moose? They're like bovine creature stupid. Shoulda seen it when they had laws protecting them (here in Maine) from hunting. We eventually had so many of them that they were killing drivers on a regular basis. Not just from people smashing into them but from doing things like jumping up and down on top of the vehicle and killing the people inside. We now cull the herds in a lottery so it has improved some. They are some fricken' stupid.

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    6. Re:Roadside magpies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm....

      I come from a rural village in England, and so I drive the small, windy country roads a lot.

      Pheasants are incredibly stupid animals. They often run at cars or just stand, frozen in the middle of the road. Most animals know not to try and make friends with cars...

    7. Re:Roadside magpies by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Hilariously, it just stuck it's head in while it's body and legs remained flat on the floor, completely exposed.
        Possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
       

      It then meandered to a polling station, and voted republican.

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    8. Re:Roadside magpies by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Watching the roadkill feeding magpies cooly walk around just behind the white road lines, you can tell they have worked out a pretty solid theory for how cars move and that they understand how the cars are dangerous hazards but nevertheless predictable and avoidable. Other birds simply take flight in panic and some don't even recognize cars as a hazard - dumb turkeys and pheasants dumbly just obliviously waddle out in traffic.

      In Tokyo crows - corvid relatives of magpies - have been observed figuring out how to exploit the traffic signal cycles. The crows drop nuts in the path of the cars, in the middle of the pedestrian crossings, and patiently sit overhead waiting for the light to change so they can go down and have a look and pick up the nuts crushed by the car tires. Maybe these crows developed a theory of cars as practical and dependable "thing crushers" - producing crispy roadkill and other delicious crush jobs.

      That's positively awesome. Didn't know that.

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    9. Re:Roadside magpies by Esvandiary · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Perhaps the rest of the peasants were on the other side of the bush.... waiting....

      Come on, don't be silly now - next you'll be saying there could have been pheasants there!

    10. Re:Roadside magpies by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the rest of the peasants were on the other side of the bush.... waiting....

      Eve Online inside joke: My next passive bait-Drake will be called Dumb Pheasant.

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    11. Re:Roadside magpies by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      I heard that pandas are sexually attracted to fire, that it explains their tendency for extinction.

      I've never been able to confirm this, so I tend to dismiss it as hearsay, but it's a funny story nonetheless.

    12. Re:Roadside magpies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pheasants are one of the dumbest creatures imaginable.

      Pheasants aren't all that smart, but in the wild they are usually smarter than what you described :)
      Possibly, it was just poultry dropped in the woods a few days before the pheasant "hunters" come to shoot 'em.
      I know this is done around here (W-Europe), although it is illegal.
      (Attention ranting follows) But then again, there is an interesting correlation between who goes hunting, who has money, who governs law.

    13. Re:Roadside magpies by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Only if you fail to clean the eagle feathers out of the grill.

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    14. Re:Roadside magpies by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Ever try to hunt crows?

      Crows don't give a damn about a farmer in overalls carrying a pitchfork. But a hunter in full camo with a shotgun? They're GONE, and they tell all their buddies to hightail it out too. When they're feeding, they'll put up 2 or 3 sentries in trees to call out when danger is nearby.

      I haven't however, tried to dress up like a farmer with a pitchfork-shotgun and try to fool them yet.

    15. Re:Roadside magpies by biteableniles · · Score: 2, Informative
    16. Re:Roadside magpies by jambox · · Score: 1

      Why? Aren't you? I know I am. All that licking and rolling... mmmmmmaurgh....

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    17. Re:Roadside magpies by CommanderData · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I don't believe you're from Maine. If you were the last sentence would have read: "They're wicked stupid." :)

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    18. Re:Roadside magpies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "dumb" by your standards perhaps. or how about for most of the pheasants history as a species it hasn't had to worry much about marauding toddlers. remember that evolution takes place over a long period of time, it will take many subsequent generations of marauding toddlers stomping on nests and killing birds before all that's left are birds with the propensity to fly away from marauding toddlers. by then most of their habitat will probably be destroyed though so no worries...

      on another note, some birds can count! There was also a study (too lazy to find) about a bird who would perform 6 tricks in a row but would not complete another until a treat was given. Once it received the treat it would complete 6 more tricks and then refuse to cooperate until it received another treat.

    19. Re:Roadside magpies by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      I have. They get fooled exactly once. They can also count hunters, and easily recognize guns.

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    20. Re:Roadside magpies by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pretty fascinating. I guess the current avian mascot for Linux should be given the boot, in favor of one of these wondrous creatures. Penguins are vulnerable little fuckers.

    21. Re:Roadside magpies by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I'm an import or, if you will, I'm from away. Ayuh. I can fake the accent fairly well and my neighbors accept me but it took a LOT of years.

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    22. Re:Roadside magpies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it saw us it froze and stood there stock still, presumably hoping we wouldn't notice it.

      The pheasant had obviously been listening to the wrong scientists.

    23. Re:Roadside magpies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a crow doing that some time ago, he was on a line above the street at a stop sign, he continually dropped the nut in front of the cars until one ran over it and broke it. Amazing, crows using humans as tools.

    24. Re:Roadside magpies by TedRiot · · Score: 1

      Not birds, but I'll tell anyway. I saw an interview of a local zookeeper (or whatever) on TV. She was asked what's the smartest animal they have and she replied that their smartest animal is an old female goat. It's pretty tame in normal circumstances, but when someone comes in with a tranquilizer gun, it knows exactly the range of the gun and keeps constantly a few feet outside the range. And the problem becomes worse because she is also teaching this behaviour to the young goats there, so no tranquilizing the goats in that zoo.

  15. No ones done it yet? by Barny · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of them!

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    1. Re:No ones done it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a Beowulf tiding of them!

      Maybe a little more appropriate.

    2. Re:No ones done it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, I imagine a beowolf cluster of magpies welcoming their new slashdotter overlords

  16. Science stuck in 1902? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, what in the fuck are these scientists stuck 100 years ago in the past and then amazed that other animals are self aware? WTF?

    My opinion: Every single animal(of the pet type) in existence that I have seen can be taught what their reflection is in a mirror. Most don't know it offhand. This includes rats, although maybe not snakes or spiders...

    We already know birds talk to each other and use 'tools' to get a job done. This isn't news to anyone with half a fucking brain.

  17. Self Aware or Vanity Test? by Nymz · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I wouldn't rule out other creatures being self aware based on a visual sensory test, as a sense of self may be more strongly defined by other senses or perceptions. More likely the mirror test could tell us how preoccupied a creature is with their looks, so what would you call a creature that constantly looks for ways to compare itself with others?

    Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
    Who in this land is fairest of all?

    1. Re:Self Aware or Vanity Test? by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      so what would you call a creature that constantly looks for ways to compare itself with others?

      And so we're back to the Olympics again...

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    2. Re:Self Aware or Vanity Test? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      You get the prize for the most on-topic sig this week! For those who have sigs turned off, here it is --

      When a dog looks in the mirror

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    3. Re:Self Aware or Vanity Test? by Nymz · · Score: 1

      And so we're back to the Olympics again...

      I hadn't thought of that, because I was implying that we are the species that studies all other species, and yet we always compare them to the standard... of ourselves. But hey, if I have to explain the insight then it can't be that great, so Olympics comparison it is then.

    4. Re:Self Aware or Vanity Test? by javaxjb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Our dog has been fascinated with mirrors. We have a mirror in the hallway at the bottom of the stairs. When we go up or down the stairs, he will first look at us from the bottom of the stairs and then often runs over to the mirror to watch us in the reflection. The reverse happens, too. If he catches sight of us in the mirror, he will sometimes run over to (or up) the stairs to meet us. If he can make the association between a reflection and the actual object, I have a hard time believing that he would not know the reflection of himself is in fact himself, regardless of what the standard mirror tests would say about dogs.

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  18. Birds are more intelligent then people think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Birds actually have more brains than people realise - literally.

    While they may not have a mammalian brain, they haven't been idle. Once they diverged from the rest of the raptor dinosaurs (or possibly before it, based on some evidence of mating/nesting habits), birds developed another brain 'layer' much like mammals did. This layer was not the same as the mammal one, but it was nonetheless more sophisticated than the reptilian brain stem we all inherit.

    Certainly, birds have shown remarkable intelligence in various studies.

    More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_intelligence

    "In recent years it was realized that certain birds have developed high intelligence entirely convergently from mammals such as humans."

  19. Problems with the mirror mark test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The mirror mark test is long known to be a very non-definitive method for testing for self awareness. For one, it is subject to the "Clever Hans" effect, so named after a horse who could allegedly perform simple addition. For two, it assumes that if the animal moves to view the mark better that it is aware that the mark is on its own body. By placing the mark on an obvious place on the body, movements for better viewing on another individual would be the same as movements for better viewing on your own body in a mirror. For three, it uses one type of control but not an important one. The control most often use is a dot on a nonobvious place on the body. For example, a black dot on black feathers. However the most important control would be to place a mark on another individual and see if the animal responds to that.

    1. Re:Problems with the mirror mark test by project-nova · · Score: 2, Informative

      They did not only try to get a better view of the dot, they tried to remove it (from themselves) while only seeing it in the mirror. Yes, I RTFA. Won't happen again.

    2. Re:Problems with the mirror mark test by yoinkityboinkity · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. Understanding that my movements correlate to the image in the mirror is quite a distance away from "Here I am, I exist, I wonder what that means..."

    3. Re:Problems with the mirror mark test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about using a small picture of the animal itself as a mark? The animal is self aware if he inspects that mark with a microscope only to find yet another picture of himself with a mark.

    4. Re:Problems with the mirror mark test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did too. You must be careful in animal behavior studies. The following conditions were not tested: placing a dot on another individual, placing a dot on another individual and on the test subject, repeating the test without a mirror. The first two conditions are designed to eliminate any social behaviors. "Oh if he's got a funny dot, maybe I have one too!" The final test is to ensure that the dot is not being detected some other way. The control dot does not fully account for this because it is placed elsewhere on the body.

      And of course there's the problem of self awareness. We have no scientific definition of self awareness, so the experimental design is not proven methodology for what it is testing for. That's a seperate can of worms.

    5. Re:Problems with the mirror mark test by manicfish · · Score: 1

      Alright. But the birds didn't try to remove the dots from the 'other magpie' in the mirror. They tried to remove it from their own body. THAT is the important criteria of the mirror mark test. The control was to determine if visibility was the true stimulus here (the dots were placed somewhere where the birds could not see them without the aid of the mirror, remember). If the birds merely felt the dots on their feathers, and removed them, then they should have reacted in the same manner regardless of dot colour. Admittedly I have not read the actual study, but I'll assume that any animal intelligence researcher with half a brain would be careful enough to design the experiment so that a 'Clever Hans' effect was prevented.

  20. Not the first time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skynet became self-aware on August 6, 1997.

    1. Re:Not the first time... by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 2, Funny

      Skynet became self-aware on August 6, 1997.

      Oops, we forgot its birthday this year again. I really hope it won't make a big deal about it.

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    2. Re:Not the first time... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Skynet became self-aware on August 6, 1997.

      Oops, we forgot its birthday this year again. I really hope it won't make a big deal about it.

      That depends, would you consider killing every single human on Earth a big deal?

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    3. Re:Not the first time... by TedRiot · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Due to changes in history Skynet won't be implemented until April 19, 2011. But it will start attack on humanity two days after that.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skynet_(fictional)

  21. It had been thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It had been thought only four species of apes, bottlenose dolphins, Asian elephants and some select few C# programmers

  22. But pigeons have religion.... by darinfp · · Score: 1

    Skinner proved that long ago...

  23. Skynet... by GBC · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they are already self-aware, maybe we need to focus our resistance efforts on the magpies rather than a future computer system. Dark tidings indeed...

    1. Re:Skynet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So somebody already did the mirror test on Skynet? No wonder it went crazy on us.

  24. Crows and cars, in Europe too by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    I told my mother about these japanese crows, and it turns out that she observed the same behaviour where she lives. I didn't see it myself, but I noticed, indeed, a couple crows sitting on the side of the road, watching cars drive by. So it's at least plausible that they do it too in Europe.
    I have to wonder how they got the idea; I doubt they watch Attenborough!

    1. Re:Crows and cars, in Europe too by KGIII · · Score: 1

      A small, probably idiotic, observation that was new to us... My wife and I were in a field earlier this summer and it happened to be when it was just prior to a thunderstorm. The lightning would flash and then seemingly millions of fireflies would all light up in response to it. They weren't flashing any messages or patterns that we could see prior, then the lightning would flash and they'd all flash back in giant waves of, well, lightning bug flashes.

      It didn't happen just once, it happened over and over. We stayed out there until it rained watching the low-level foreworks display. Big Mother Nature would orchestrate and the heat lightning would sear the sky and Little Mother Nature's critters would give the ground effects. While Big Momma was preparing another charge they'd be very sporadic but within 10 to 15 seconds of the discharge they'd all light up the field so well that we could see each other's faces in the dark.

      I sometimes wonder if we define intellect improperly. Can you, or I, go naked into the jungle and survive? We are supposed to be the most fit. I know I probably can't and I actually hunt, fish, and think I'm pretty adept at survival. Yet we think of things like apes as less intelligent.

      Sometimes I think cats and dogs rule the planet. We work for them, we feed them, we wander behind them and scoop up their refuse, and we groom them while keeping them healthy. They just let us think that they are dumb because they're smart enough to not bother communicating with a beast as dumb as a human.

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    2. Re:Crows and cars, in Europe too by oever · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Crows and cars, in Europe too by oever · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Crows and cars, in Europe too by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      we groom them while keeping them healthy. They just let us think that they are dumb because they're smart enough to not bother communicating with a beast as dumb as a human.

      I'd be more inclined to believe this if more bad/abusive owners were found floating facedown in rivers with cat or dog hair on their clothing

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    5. Re:Crows and cars, in Europe too by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You assume they are dumb enough to leave evidence. ;)

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  25. Scientist To Do List - Thursday 21st August by pandrijeczko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    |_| Get showered

    |_| Have breakfast

    |_| Pack briefcase

    |_| Get girlfriend

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  26. I Call Shenanigans by Cycon · · Score: 1

    It had been thought only four species of apes, bottlenose dolphins, and Asian elephants shared the human ability to recognize their own bodies in a mirror.

    I remember many years ago having a puppy sleeping at the end of my bed wake up in the middle of the night and start barking at its own reflection in the mirror across the room. It was startled at first, but after five or ten seconds worked out that the "other dog" was ... not another dog.

    Sure, its anecdotal but the puppy saw another dog at first and if it didn't finally "recognize [its] own body in [that] mirror" then how else to explain what went on?

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    1. Re:I Call Shenanigans by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      It had been thought only four species of apes, bottlenose dolphins, and Asian elephants shared the human ability to recognize their own bodies in a mirror.

      I remember many years ago having a puppy sleeping at the end of my bed wake up in the middle of the night and start barking at its own reflection in the mirror across the room. It was startled at first, but after five or ten seconds worked out that the "other dog" was ... not another dog. Sure, its anecdotal but the puppy saw another dog at first and if it didn't finally "recognize [its] own body in [that] mirror" then how else to explain what went on?

      First, you acknowledge that this is an anecdote. Second, alternative explanations are that the puppy got tired, or decided the other puppy couldn't be bullied into leaving, or that the other puppy looked too strong to be worth fighting, or simply felt it had made its point by barking and there was no need to continue. We'll never know.

      That said, as others pointed out, it is easy to criticize the mirror test; on the one hand it clearly tests something high-level, but maybe not true self-awareness, and on the other hand maybe some animals just don't care to look at themselves much. The question of self-awareness is very tricky, it borders on the philosophical.

    2. Re:I Call Shenanigans by ozphx · · Score: 1

      After a few minutes of you telling him to shut up and leave the other dog alone... :P

      I have a Papillon which is meant to be up there in the doggy intelligence. It certainly doesnt recognise its own reflection. It sees it as another dog, and has learnt to ignore it.

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    3. Re:I Call Shenanigans by ardle · · Score: 1

      The question of self-awareness is very tricky, it borders on the philosophical.

      Could this be because the term "self-awareness" was invented by philosophers?
      As ShieldW0lf's excellent post suggests (via sarcasm), we (humans) use abstractions to justify our unnatural actions. This need has created a role, "philosopher", whose task it is to supply these justifications.

    4. Re:I Call Shenanigans by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It decided the other dog wasn't a threat.

      More likely, the puppy's brain finally kicked in, informed it that there was no smell of another dog, and it was time to go back to sleep. That would be equivalent to you hearing a noise, waking up and thinking someone was in the room, turning on a light and realizing you had imagined it. Dogs depend much more on smell than sight.

      Also, the mirror test is usually a little more comprehensive. Not only do you have to figure out that the image in the mirror is you, but you have to remember that.

  27. No news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is no news. It was known about magpies for long ago. Already about 3 years ago I saw a BBC documentary about self-awareness and they have shown that a magpie recognizes a red dot on her own body in a mirror. Unlike many other animals. Crows shows similar level of intelligence.

  28. According to Wikipedia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:According to Wikipedia... by KodePhreak · · Score: 1

      195km/h

      And wearing an icecream container on your head with eyes drawn on the back is supposed to be a great deterrent.. :/

    2. Re:According to Wikipedia... by ozphx · · Score: 1

      Thats what we tell American tourists anyway.

      Wearing your sunnies backwards works fine too...

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  29. Dead Birdie by LabRat007 · · Score: 1

    I wish they'd do a better job recognizing themselves in my windows.

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  30. Wierd by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I still don't quite understand though how he gets in there in the first place or why Magpies think they look him ! Silly birds, this is hardly any proof of intelligence.

  31. Experimental evidence to the contrary by tjstork · · Score: 1

    To my knowledge there has never been any correlation found between brain size and intelligence in humans. If you have a citation I would like to see it for my own edification.

    Ah but by experiment we know that reduction in brain size leads to a loss of intelligence in most people, so it stands to reason that brain size matters.

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  32. Take a swipe at them by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Stand your ground when they swoop and try to hit them. After you do this a few times, and especially if you manage to connect with one, they'll never bother you again.

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  33. brain size = amount of nerves by ramul · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that brain size was more or less linear to the amount of nerves (eg sensations, muscle activators) in the animal. Elephants have a lot of mass to feel things with and therefore a lot of brain. Doesnt mean they are doing my homework though

  34. What about a water fountain? by kungfu_larry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't Birds see a reflection of themselves in still water?

    Don't they drink as opposed to fly away fearing for their safety?

    Is this not a sign of self-awareness?

    1. Re:What about a water fountain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how about diving birds? Why don't they try to dodge the bird approaching from underneath?

  35. SO Bring on the Imperialism... by tjstork · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    God or no God, the USA is the best.

    If there is a god, then, the USA is the best because we are following His will to spread liberty throughout the land and let people discover Christ of their own volition. Thus, it pleases God that George Bush invades Iraq to bring the flame of liberty.

    Now, if there is no god, there is no notion of equality, because equality is a logical construction of the soul that says we are equal because the most important thing we have is the thing we cannot measure.

    So, we measure.

    We look at men and women, different ethno-cultures, and we can see that each has had varying degrees of economic success and skills. It's only natural then that better cultures should dominate the weaker and, rather than calling imperialism evil, it only seems rather fitting that the advances made by superior cultures should be imposed upon the weaker.

    Given those measurements, one can easily see that in per-capita GDP, size of military, number of cable tv channels, that the Iraqi culture was inferior and it was good that George Bush the GREAT invaded Iraq to bring American capitalism to them.

    The point really is, of course, that even if you succeeded in getting rid of God, you'll never get rid of imperialism. If anything, you'd make it a lot more arguable. If we got no souls, there's no point of safeguarding them through self restraint.

    Yes, you can be one of those libs that equates jumping at a strange sound like it might be the cops when you are all high and then realize it's the pizza that you forgot you ordered.. but, that sort of paranoia and trying to make some kind of a culture out of it is just silly for those who don't smoke weed or don't like pizza.

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  36. Dissecting the news a little ... by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

    "Magpies can recognize themselves in a mirror, confounding the notion that self-awareness is the exclusive preserve of humans and a few higher mammals.

    Amazing! Of course:

    - There's no such notion that self-awareness is the exclusive preserve of humans and a few higher mammals.
    - Self awareness and recognizing yourself in a mirror is not the same thing.
    - You can find specimens of the same species to recognize themselves or not in a mirror based on their past experiences.
    - Scientists have known for years that magpies have developed higher intelligence without having differentiated cerebral cortex "brain layer".

    1. Re:Dissecting the news a little ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you have to love Slashdot, where every idiot is an expert in his own mind!

    2. Re:Dissecting the news a little ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you have to love Slashdot, where every idiot is an expert in his own mind!

      Yup, the same Slashdot, where calling people idiots anonymously is a sufficient response for closing any argument!

  37. Re:Parrots, for another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hey, my parrot used to do that. It would chew off a splinter of wood to just the right size, and use it for one of two functions - neck and head scratching, and nose picking. It would work on the wood until it was just the size it wanted. If it got it too small, it'd drop that, and start on another...

  38. The Ten Command-nots by Nymz · · Score: 1

    1) There is not a God
    2) There is not anything about us that isn't observable elsewhere
    3) We are not God's special creatures
    4) We are not "made in His image"
    5) We are not completely unique on this planet
    6) We do not have a soul
    7) We do not have a spirit
    8) We do not correctly use the word nor
    9) We do not like grammar nazis
    10) We do not think a parent-posting 'erroneus' God will find this list funny

  39. Cheeping Weasel... by AmishElvis · · Score: 2, Funny

    would be a great name for a band.

    1. Re:Cheeping Weasel... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Is that the new meme now? Grab a random phrase and say it would make a great band name.

      Self Aware Magpies...
      Man, that would be a great name for a band.

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    2. Re:Cheeping Weasel... by pohl · · Score: 1

      Grab a random phrase

      Man, that would be a great...well...perhaps if the genre were emo or shoegazing...

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    3. Re:Cheeping Weasel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Is that the new meme now? Grab a random phrase
      > and say it would make a great band name.

      You must be new here, and I welcome you as my new sarcastic overlord...

      > Self Aware Magpies... > Man, that would be a great name for a band.

      You've got it. :)

    4. Re:Cheeping Weasel... by TRS80NT · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not new. Dave Barry did it years ago. And it can't be random -- there has to be some insight applied.
      As to the Self Aware Magpies, I think they're great. I have all their album.

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    5. Re:Cheeping Weasel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that there was ever a band called Screeching Weasel http://weasels.littletype.com/ [littletype.com]

      Let us never speak of it again.

    6. Re:Cheeping Weasel... by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      Or a political party.

    7. Re:Cheeping Weasel... by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1

      Or maybe Chicken Segfault :)

    8. Re:Cheeping Weasel... by dreddnott · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, it was in his column about blowing up Saddam Hussein's toilet, many years back. The band name in question was the "Flying Shards".

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  40. Recognition != Awareness by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    And self-recognition is not self-awareness. The study showed self-recognition. The New Scientist seems to be the source of the flawed logical jump, from the first to second sentences of TFA.

    Recognition (including self-) is easy to demostrate. Awareness (ie. conscious experience) of any sort is impossible to show. It would require being able to tap into the presumed consciousness of the subject in order to detect that the subject knows they've recognized the target object. This is as true of humans as of magpies. For a taste of, and links to, arguments regarding inability to prove awareness, start at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_zombie

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    1. Re:Recognition != Awareness by Bragador · · Score: 1

      I don't see why it would be the case.

      If they recognise the dot and try to remove it from the mirror reflection then they don't understand that they are an object in a world full of objects.

      On the other hand, if their first reaction is to act on their own body to remove the dot, then they do understand that they exist as an individual object.

      They might not be able to talk about it or have deep thoughts on the subject but they are aware of their own existence.

    2. Re:Recognition != Awareness by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      I don't see why it would be the case.

      If they recognise the dot and try to remove it from the mirror reflection then they don't understand that they are an object in a world full of objects.

      On the other hand, if their first reaction is to act on their own body to remove the dot, then they do understand that they exist as an individual object.

      They might not be able to talk about it or have deep thoughts on the subject but they are aware of their own existence.

      You didn't bother to follow the link I suggested. I'll give you a fairly unsatisfying response and suggest you follow the link.

      I can't prove the response I quoted above wasn't written by a bot. Had I been there when you (if there is a "you" there) supposedly wrote it, I would have a recollection of the incident, and that's all. Things happen that we forget about, and we remember things that didn't happen, and far more often remember things adequately accurately, but not entirely accurately.

      Had I been there to see "you" write it, I'd still have no way at all the prove that "you" actually had (and continue to have) conscious awareness of that, or any other act of yours. You may operate entirely on stimulus/response reactions and preprogrammed behavior. (This is what the wiki article covers, "zombies", unaware but apparently completely operational humans).

      In order to know otherwise, I'd have to be able to experience your subjective awareness from within your own head, inside my own. But then I'd be experiencing something from within my own head, and couldn't be sure what was my own subjective experience, and what was yours. You might see an object that we agree is red. When you experience it and I experience it, we come to the same conclusion. When I experience your stream of consciousness, I might still interpret it as what I call red. But what you experience as red I might experience as green if seen through my eyes, yet because we agree on what to call it, we'd never know we see completely different colors. This extrapolates to the entirety of experience, including the null set, in which one or the other of us experiences nothing at all, yet behaves perfectly normally.

      You don't see why this should be the case. You might not 'see' anything. I can't know. And we can't know what's going on in a magpie's mind. If it's impossible to tap into another human's consciousness, it's doubly hard to prove what you experienced when tapping a mapgpie's mind was what the magpie was experiencing, because you'd be 'seeing' it in a mind belonging to an entirely different species. You can't even ask the magpie whether they experienced anything, much less what that was. I can't even believe your response to that question because you might be programmed to respond with something that looks very much like a normal human response.

      Turn the Turing Test around and point it back at yourself and everybody you know, and consider what it would take to entirely eliminate any false positive results. It can't be done. Any conclusion otherwise will contain a logical flaw based on a presumption of the conclusion.

      If you want a more general coverage of the topic, read up on phenomenology. If that's too difficult, watch the movie "Dark Star" and watch what happens to the bomb.

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    3. Re:Recognition != Awareness by Bragador · · Score: 1

      I did read your link and found it interesting. The problem is that you are assuming the existence of a "mind" or "reality" or "consciousness" that transcends the materialistic point of view.

      I can't disprove that a consciousness inhabits a body or not (zombie dilemna) but I find this irrelevant since the result is the same. In other words, the experiement wants to see if a bird can seperate itself from its environment.

      Maybe the concept of consciousness is an illusion though, but even if we are complex machines, some machines can detect their own presence as being independant from the the rest of the other objects detected by their sensory inputs. Thus being "conscious" of their self.

  41. Vampires by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't this logic mean that vampires are not self-aware?

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    1. Re:Vampires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd see the floating dot and get rid of it...

    2. Re:Vampires by jolyonr · · Score: 1

      I eagerly await the results of your double-blind experiments.

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  42. People who dissect cats don't keep pets? by smchris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sometimes comes up in relation to cats. Never had a cat that didn't recognmize itself in the mirror. Routinely I can make eye contact with a cat in the mirror and it will turn toward the real me. Unravel the ramifications for a systems analysis of the AI.

    But we had generally adopted adults. When we got kittens a few years ago, they didn't seem to recognize themselves in a mirror for many weeks. Which makes me wonder whether psychologists have often made the mistake of dismissing developmental psychology in other species. Perhaps thinking that kittens are more "pure" subjects?

    Lesser mammels are pretty amazing too. Try to figure out what is going on when a squirrel or chipmunk runs a cat in circles around a tree. Risk-taking play behavior is an "interesting" way to ensure survival of the fittest.

    Figures that the more alien the species, the harder to connect. Octopi would be an extreme example. If the estimates that they are as smart as dogs is true, it puts calamari in a different light. I'm good on the judgment that earthworms don't have the brain structures for consciousness, but we are only beginning to explore consciousness in humans much less the comparative physiology.

    1. Re:People who dissect cats don't keep pets? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Octopi would be an extreme example. If the estimates that they are as smart as dogs is true, it puts calamari in a different light.

      Calamari is squid...

      Besides which, the general rule of thumb (at least in western countries) is that if the animal is cute, we won't eat it; otherwise it's fair game. There's nothing cute about octopuses or squid.

    2. Re:People who dissect cats don't keep pets? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Besides which, the general rule of thumb (at least in western countries) is that if the animal is cute, we won't eat it; otherwise it's fair game.

      And if lobsters lived on land we sure as heck wouldn't eat them.

  43. European vs Australian magpies? by N+Monkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    Magpies also have been known to kick the shit out of people. Some of them even going so far as to attack just a single person over and over again.

    I had a lady friend who was in Cann River, OZ and before visiting she'd had a magpie attack and beat the hell out of her head.

    This is not meant to be a excerpt from "The Holy Grail", but you aren't confusing Australian and European magpies are you? They are completely different birds. European magpies aren't the aggressive b***ers that Aussie ones are during the breeding season.

    1. Re:European vs Australian magpies? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I am confusing the two but my point remains - smart little bastards.

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  44. Re:There is no God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but we are unique. We're the only animal that t can spend hours at Slashdot reading all kind of flamewars without any material benefit more than our self-ego.

  45. Looping behaviour by Spatial · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember an experiment where the researchers caused some creature to get stuck in an infinite loop only by changing their environment?

    1. Re:Looping behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does anyone remember an experiment where the researchers caused some creature to get stuck in an infinite loop only by changing their environment?

      Was it a snake eating its tail? That'd be cool if it got stuck that way!

    2. Re:Looping behaviour by egomaniac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It was a wasp, if I remember correctly. The wasp's "program" was to drag its paralyzed prey to its burrow, go inside the burrow and make sure the coast was clear, then return to the prey and drag it into the burrow.

      But if the researchers moved the prey while the wasp was checking its burrow, it would reposition the prey and then check its burrow again. And it would repeat this as long as they kept moving it.

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    3. Re:Looping behaviour by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Well, there was that episode of Doctor Who, where the Tardis was caught in a chronic hysteresis, and that Star Trek episode where the Enterprise collides with a ship and causes a temporal anomoly, and that movie with Bill Murray who is a weather reporter stuck on Groundhog Day.

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    4. Re:Looping behaviour by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Caterpillars can be made to go around in a circle.
      Line up about 10 caterpillars, all front to back so the first is sniffing the tail end of the last one.
      Off they go! Round and round and round....
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      Record one crowing. They also crow when there are hens about. Copy and paste the crow until you get a good 10 mins of it and play it back to it.
      After a session of this, all the rooster can do is crow continuously until it drops from exhaustion.
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    5. Re:Looping behaviour by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      And the Xena episode where she would wake up to the rooster crowing every morning (same day repeating) and kill Jockster out of frustration.

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    6. Re:Looping behaviour by Spatial · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thanks for the assist. With a little googling I found its genus, the Sphex or 'Digger Wasp'.

    7. Re:Looping behaviour by sexconker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well no shit.
      I would too.

      "HOLY SHIT SOMEONE MESSED WITH MY FOOD"
      *quickly re-prepare food*
      *lie in wait...*
      "Ok, I guess no one's near my food. Safe to eat."
      *go to food*
      "HOLY SHIT SOMEONE MESSED WITH MY FOOD AGAIN"

    8. Re:Looping behaviour by mlong · · Score: 1

      You can take a male Betta fish and put a mirror next to its tank and watch it try to attack itself over and over

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    9. Re:Looping behaviour by ultranova · · Score: 1

      But if the researchers moved the prey while the wasp was checking its burrow, it would reposition the prey and then check its burrow again. And it would repeat this as long as they kept moving it.

      That is not an infinite loop, any more than you diving for cover every time bullets ricochet from the ground near you would be. To qualify as an infinite loop, you'd have to get the wasp to go between the prey and burrow ad infinitum without any further interference from your part.

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    10. Re:Looping behaviour by eloki · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is fascinating! But to add to the other comments about this not really being a loop, it amused me to imagine the wasp is thinking exactly the same thing from its point of view.

      "I can get these humans to go into an infinite loop! All I have to do is drag prey to my burrow and go inside, then they will move the prey away! And they'll repeat this as long as I keep dragging it back and going inside!"

  46. Or just maybe... by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    The mirror test is a stupid standard for this. Many birds have very keen eyesight. Many mammals have what we would consider deficient eyesight, and identify other beings mainly by scent.

    Hmmmm. Wonder how that might affect one's ability to use a mirror.

  47. Only joking, lezzers! by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1, Funny

    a heterosexual man can't help but look at a pretty girl, which annoys the hell out of their wives.

    In my experience, the girls who have wives are the ugly ones.

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    1. Re:Only joking, lezzers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why was parent modded troll when the title of the post indicates it is just a joke?

    2. Re:Only joking, lezzers! by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Looks like the dykes all have 1) their period and 2) modpoints.

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  48. Who says this equals self-aware? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1
    I'm not saying the magpies aren't, I'm just saying the test may be unfair.

    My cat doesn't pay attention to mirrors, but he's self-aware enough to know what he wants and know how to communicate that to me, literally tapping on my shoulder to get my attention (he's very polite, he doesn't meow when he wants something, he just drops hints.)

    Who says not reacting to a mirror means not self-aware? Couldn't it just mean that the concept of a fucking mirror doesn't click with them? Not mirror-aware, perhaps?

    Or maybe just not vain? My cat's not stupid, he's just modest!

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    1. Re:Who says this equals self-aware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (he's very polite, he doesn't meow when he wants something, he just drops hints.)

      I wish MY cat was 'polite'. She meows persistantly at volume setting 11 ** starting as early as 04:30 until you feed her. If you block your ears and ignore her she switches tactics and starts knocking things off the bedside table. If you clear the table she starts opening drawers or standing on your head.
      We've tried feeding her late the night before but no, she wants *fresh* food first thing.

      ** She used to be about a 7 but gets louder as she gets older.

  49. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new magpie overlords.

  50. the mirror test is incomplete isn't it? by pbhj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone else wonder why they don't complete the experiment. The bird could simply be trying to establish if it has a sticker, like the other bird that it sees. This doesn't show self-recognition.

    So you have a mirror, the bird sees the sticker and tries to remove a sticker from themselves. You also need to present an image of some other similar bird with a sticker and see if the subject assumes they too have a sticker.

    You could have a two way mirror with a switch. You place either a model or real bird behind the mirror with a spot. See if when looking right through the mirror they behave the same. You'd also want to have the subject bird with a spot, looking in the mirror, flash off the lights and remove the spot, bring up the lights with the second bird behind the mirror with a spot on. Do they recognise the spot has gone (assuming they can't feel it's been removed)? This part would work well if the spot could be colour changed, eg by wetting.

    I'd want to go further and use some video equipment for the mirror. That way you could test whether they perceive their own "reflection" when the image is flipped vertically. You could also digitally add a spot that wasn't there or present an image of the same bird with no spot when the bird subject does actually have a spot on.

    Seems like quite a sloppy experiment - or are they just not telling us about the other parts.

    Also since when was self-recognition == self-awareness?

    1. Re:the mirror test is incomplete isn't it? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Anyone else wonder why they don't complete the experiment. The bird could simply be trying to establish if it has a sticker, like the other bird that it sees.

      That sounds like even more complex behavior than "simply" self-recognition. It means that the bird would realize that if another bird could have a sticker, then it might also have one itself. Furthermore, it would have to be curious enough to test that hypothesis.

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  51. Videos of the behavior by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    PLoS has multiple videos of the magpies' behavior, all linked in the journal article.

  52. chirp, chirp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chirp, chirp, peck, peck, peck, chirp, peck, chirp, chirp, peck, peck.

    1. Re:chirp, chirp by yoinkityboinkity · · Score: 1

      It's a pattern! They're communicating!

    2. Re:chirp, chirp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chirp, chirp, chirp, peck, chirp, peck, peck

  53. Hawk intelligence by aapold · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Its not a magpie but still an amusing story...

    There's a location near here that is in a park and often used for weddings. A company provides a service in which at which they release a bunch of white doves at the appropriate moment of the marriage ceremony. Very beautiful and touching.

    Well as they were doing this at a recent ceremony, everything went perfectly until the doves were released, at which point red-shouldered hawk swooped down and took the first dove in flight just as it crossed in front of the altar. An ominous omen to be sure...

    The guy from the company that released the doves was upset. When trying to console him over the odds of such a freak assurance happening again, he responded that this had been going on at every ceremony they do in this park for some time, the hawk figured out that wedding ceremony = doves, and even figured out the timing of the ceremony to know when they would be released...

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  54. Cats by Bonker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All your base are...

    Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah. Cats. Anyone who's owned a cat for ANY length of time knows that these creatures are perfectly self aware of of their own bodies.

    Verify it for yourself. Put a large mirror in a room where an adult cat can easily access it. Hold the cat so that they can see themselves in the mirror. They'll try to act as if they don't like what they see and want AWAY from the mirror. A few more aggressive males will even pretend to fight with it.

    Now leave the cat unsupervised in front of the mirror and watch obliquely by pretending to read a book.

    Most cats will start to examine themselves in the mirror after a few minutes, turning so that they can see their body parts at different angles. They'll never look directly at their own face because a wide-eyed inspecting stare makes them uncomfortable. However, they will use the mirror to examine their own backs.

    Every cat I've ever owned has done this.

    Captcha: Unions. I sure wish I belonged to one.

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    1. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And anyone who's owned a cat also knows that at least some have no spatial understanding of their body. Every cat I've known (which is a reasonable number, but not statistically significant) has operated under the "if I can't see you, you can't see me" theory of hiding. I always like to think I seem mysteriously powerful when I drag out one for a vet visit that's been hiding with just its head stuck behind the couch.

    2. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on the individual cat. I have 2 cats. One of them is highly intelligent, the other is pretty stupid. Only the stupid one thinks he is hidden if he can't see you. The smart one definately knows better and picks places where he can conceal his entire body.

    3. Re:Cats by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      I don't know why, but my brain totally failed at the word "Union." I couldn't figure out why you wanted to belong to a not-onion; or even what the hell an union would look like...

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    4. Re:Cats by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Unions. I sure wish I belonged to one.

      Why? Lose a job by posting about cats on a popular blog?

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  55. Re:There is no God by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Once I've seen an elephant there is no argument nor logic you can put forth to make me not believe in elephants. By the same token, once one experiences God there is no wat to talk him out of his faith.

    I have faith that elephants exist. There is no way you can shake that faith.

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  56. chickens! by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Chickens are so wise, some of them are able to run around without their head attached!

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  57. This is news? by Illbay · · Score: 1
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  58. Cats watch TV! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    About twenty years ago we were watching a nature show on PBS, and as usual the cat was sitting between us. Although it always looked like she was watching TV we never believed she was in fact watching it.

    Until that particular show. They were showing a prairie dog stick its head out of its hole, and the cat sat up and took notice. The animal on TV turned and ran away from the camera, and the cat leaped off the couch and ran behind the TV set! It then slunk back to the couch with a look on its fact like it was thinking "boy, am I stupid!"

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  59. No way! by ErrantKbd · · Score: 1

    Wup dee F*$@in doo. My cat recognizes himself in a mirror. The real question is how much money was wasted trying to figure out if a magpie can recognize it's own reflection. Are people this retarded (or are the researchers behind this that desperate)? Are the people behind this really just former intelligent design zombies who are finally awakening to the fact that humans are animals too?

    1. Re:No way! by Invidious · · Score: 1

      No, they're scientists, people who feel the need to perform a sort of rigorous stupidity in order to better quantify the world. So far, it's worked.

      What use was the microscope except as a sort of toy when it was first invented? Sure, you can see really tiny things, but so what?

  60. Re:Magpies are (not really) evil. by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Australia, when its nesting season for Magpies they swoop people who go within their territory.

    slashdotters may understand how scarey this is if they realise that Australian Magpies are large enough to steal a spark plug socket that you just happen to leave near the car while you are changing a tyre and have to answer the phone. I paid twenty bucks for that socket and was really pissed off when, through the kitchen window, I saw it fly away firmly wedged in the magpies beak - little shithead.

    I've observed many species of birds and animals at my house and I have come to the conclusion they not just have some reasonable level of intelligence but are actually insane as well.

    When a few of my friends and I were getting drunk in my back yard, a possum fell out of a tree with an enormous thud. We actually pissed ourselves laughing, the possum actually looked embarrassed!!! I think the magpies are a lot smarter than the possums.

    I saw kookaburra (they're the ones that make that laughing sound you hear in all the jungle movies - and that is what a backyard in Australia sounds like) whilst hunting for a meal - fuck it right up and crash into the ground wings still open. He got up, looked around, looked right at me and had a look that almost said "meh, just a human" and flew off. When the magpies, kurrawongs and kookies fight - it's worth watching the battles.

    I saw three Magpies attacking a Indian Myna bird. Two of them were holding the Myna bird down on the hot road (it was hot!) while the third was jumping and swooping in a way that it's sharp beak was trying to break through the myna birds abdomen. I was amazed at the co-operation between the magpies. The Magpies seem to be scared shitless of lorikeets (a parrot) though. I have seen the lorikeets going for the magpies feet.

    I think you'll find the magpie was giving you a compliment by saying - 'hey you've got the best hair I've seen, I'll take some for my nest human'. just face the little fucker and snap him if it gets to close - and be sure to chase it around when it's on the ground - it will learn pretty quick.

    Magpies aren't just intelligent - they're crazy.

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  61. End? by Rinisari · · Score: 1

    So Skynet has a man-made neocortex? Sweet.

  62. This is news? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

    Kea have demonstrated this, and it's been known for quite a while.

  63. Re:Parrots, for another by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    I had a cockatiel that used to masturbate on my hand!
    He would hop on my shoulder, walk down my arm onto my hand, grab my thumbnail and rub itself vigorously. After about a minute, it would tense, half stretch out it's wings and deposit bird semen onto my wrist.
    Mind you, using my hand and thumbnail as a tool for self-gratification is not normal behaviour.

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  64. Birds learn to fish by blast3r · · Score: 1

    I watched a show once on Discovery channel (can't remember the name of it) where some bird was at a pond watching these kids fish. The kids would go to a bag of bread and take a piece of it and put it on the end of a hook. Then they would catch a fish. The bird walked over to the bag, broke off a piece, walked to the water, flipped the bread in the water and when a fish hit the bread he grabbed the fish. That is just too freaking cool. The bird was very aware of his surroundings and learned something right there on the spot and implemented it.

  65. My budgie is self aware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. He lived by himself for two years and realized that his reflection was himself. Our second budgie doesn't seem to realize that it's himself in mirror - he just yammers at it.

  66. Re:There is no God by mdwh2 · · Score: 1
  67. Eight year old news by freedumb2000 · · Score: 1

    Am I missing something here or is this really, really old news. Here is an article from 2000 (in german): http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/mensch/0,1518,107405,00.html

    1. Re:Eight year old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its interesting how we mark a species as being "self-aware". In this experiment, its clear we're utilizing what we know best, that being visual stimulus to determine if an animal is "self-aware". How would animals that rely primarily upon smell to identify others fare under such a test? Probably not too well. What about bats? etc. We have such a very limited way of defining what is self aware and what isnt that we cannot reliably say which species are actually "self-aware" and which arent.

  68. This is unusual? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one whose dog could do this? I'm pretty sure every cat I've ever had could too.

  69. 300 million years ago ???? by jag7720 · · Score: 0, Troll

    When are we going to stop spewing this kind of crap... there is NO proof of this... it is only a theory. At least qualify the statement...

    1. Re:300 million years ago ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent "really bad troll"

  70. Re:Parrots, for another by Kelbear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Why did you just sit there and take it?

  71. Wrong Approach by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any narrow or specific measure of "intelligence" or "consciousness" will likely backfire. This is because intelligence is a complex, multifaceted thing, not any single feature.

    Further, the variety of niches in biology almost guarantee that at least one critter will evolve the ability to pass a specific test. Some birds depend on twigs to fetch food in their regular activities, for example. These birds have turned out to show remarkable innovation and creative problem solving involving wires and sticks to obtain food via lab puzzles despite having peanut-sized brains.
         

  72. Bird Brains by localman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think anyone who has taken the time to really get to know a pet parrot could tell you they seem to be about as smart as a dog or cat. Which is astonishing given their far smaller brain size. I had a couple cockatiels, who must have had brains like raisins, yet they exhibited fairly impressive learning abilities. Beyond just imitation of word sounds, they could connect those sounds to situations; I trained them to say "I'm hungry" whenever I brought them food. A more interesting one was the phrase "good bird", which I had used as generic praise, but which the male cockatiel spontaneously applied during and immediately following coitus with his mate.

    Another one that impressed me was learning to walk on a glass table: at first they were afraid to step off of a plate placed on the table, looking with suspicion at the transparent surface. Eventually, with some crumbs on it, they were willing to carefully try walking on the crumb-sprinkled parts. Eventually they ventured out onto the clean parts as well, and within a few meals they had become totally comfortable walking on the glass.

    In any case, it doesn't totally shock me that some birds test as self aware. I think there must be a different model for intelligence in birds. Much like other areas, birds seem to have adapted a weight-efficient means of carrying around what they need.

    Cheers.

  73. Re:Parrots, for another by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Good question. One that I've asked myself a few times.
    The first time he did that, I had no idea what he was doing.
    I soon worked out (after a few orgasms), what he was doing, and I tested a few birds (I also had a Red Rumped Grass Parrot called Max) of what they were looking at and I realised it was the calcium in the fingernails that seemed to attract their attention. This made sense to me at the time, so I persevered with Joe (The cockatiel) for a while. He wouldn't do it with any other object.
    Then I felt that I was doing a dumb animal a favour and I didn't mind, but pretty soon I wouldn't allow him.
    Then, when friends would come, I would test him out on them. Of course they had no idea what what happening to their hand or why Joe would go all funny after a minute or two.
    After the party tricks got boring, it all stopped.
    Sadly, Joe is not with us anymore otherwise it would definitely be a YouTube video by now.

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  74. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Howard the Duck

  75. retroactive life experience credit by dpiven · · Score: 1

    Hey, this means that the time spent watching cartoons was EDUCATIONAL after all!

  76. My cat can do this by Onyma · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of my cats is 18 and (not to be too biased) one of the smartest cat's I've seen out of those I've known. I know he can easily recognize himself in a mirror and that he understands the concept of reflection well. He will often watch me from around the corner in a large hall mirror I have outside my office. If I call him from the office he will look at me in the mirror to see that I am motioning to him, then walk to where I am, not towards the reflection. He will also often clean in front of the mirror taking pauses to look at himself before moving on to another area. When done he'll leave for a more comfortable place to sleep.

    My other cat ignored the mirror completely however he also never flipped out at his own, or his partner's reflections like he would when an unknown cat came into view. I can only infer that at some basic level he understood what a reflection was too.

    What surprises me more is the limited list they assigned to mammals they thought were capable of this.

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  77. Is this Self-Awareness? by GrayCalx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is this really the test/standard for self-awareness? I mean I guess its all a semantics debate at some level but I've always thought of self-awareness as being able to understand your (the self's) place in the grand scheme of society, Earth, and the Universe.

    For instance, aren't robots at the level by now that they could be programmed to recognize their self in a mirror but perhaps not a similar model? Wouldn't that mean that robots are self-aware according to this definition?

    Or maybe I'm missing something... like there is self-aware (recognize yourself in a mirror) and Self-Aware (realizing your place in the Universe).

    PS : Poor vampires!!!

    1. Re:Is this Self-Awareness? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I've always thought of self-awareness as being able to understand your (the self's) place in the grand scheme of society, Earth, and the Universe.

      In that case, I'm not self-aware, as I certainly don't understand my place in the grand scheme of anything.

      No, self-awareness basically means "aware of one's own existence as a separate entity from others" (rather than the alternative where the realisation of the world exists, but not that the being itself is really one of the "objects" in its environment). For example, my computer has no "awareness" that it exists - it simply carries out the functions given to it (which can be loosely thought of as its environment).

      I would consider almost all animals above the level of bugs and small fish to be at least somewhat self-aware, so I do disagree with the general consensus it seems. I also think (along with most of Slashdot it seems) that the mirror test is a truly awful test for testing self-awareness anyway - there are MANY factors it doesn't take in to account.

      As usual, Wikipedia may help.

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  78. Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this talk about magpies and no one makes an obligatory Heckle and Jeckle comment yet? I must be getting old...

  79. Heckle and Jeckle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've known this for years thanks to Terrytoons.

    Seriously though, I think this finding is pretty stupid. I have cats that are obviously self-aware. I've had a huge mirror leaning against a wall at floor level for years and the cats see themselves in it all of the time. One of them is a little skittish, but he doesn't get freaked out from his own reflection. The other cat is extremely vain and likes to lay in front of the mirror so that he can look at himself.

  80. I, for one.. by sohp · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new feathered overlords.

  81. duh by darth_linux · · Score: 1

    does this surprise anyone? it's a well-known fact we're only the 3rd most intelligent species on the planet.

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  82. Re:Parrots, for another by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Mind you, using my hand and thumbnail as a tool for self-gratification is not normal behaviour.

    Nor legal, I suspect.

  83. This is silly. My cat can do it. by ThatTallGuy · · Score: 1

    I have a cat who responds to what happens in a mirror: if I reach toward her from behind, she watches in the mirror and arches her neck or back to come in contact with my hand. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that my cat is self-aware -- but I *would* be surprised to learn that she's the lowest thing on the totem pole who is.

  84. That or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This particular version of self-awareness isn't a higher cognitive function, but more one to stop it fighting with it's reflection in ponds... who really knows.

    I'm still not sure most of my co-workers are self-aware.

  85. Re:There is no God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dad went through 4 months of torment, kept alive by medicine's advances when, under normal circumstances, he would have died.

    The heart attack that began it all caused Vascular Dementia. He didn't know what day it was or where he was but he recognised everyone. He couldn't say much that made sense but he could remember the poems he learnt as a kid.

    He knew that he was dying, though, and tried to fight it by being useful (in his mind, at least). Note that I said "being useful", not "seeming useful": it wasn't a show. For example, he woke up one night and went around his ward collecting pieces of paper (e.g. tissues), then went into a common room and threw them on the fire - but that fire was an electric heater with fake coals (of the type he had at home).

  86. I should have looked at the preview by Thiez · · Score: 1

    Damn! Posted in HTML format while I'm used to plain text. This is what my post should have looked like:

    > Sure, that's what they claim. However, since cells are actually "analog" how do you simulate them in a digital environment? So you give each important characteristic 256 discrete values? 512? How many is "enough"?

    Suppose we use 32 bits for each important characteristic, giving us 4294967296 different values.

    > Even small rounding errors can have huge impacts on overall results. So, they might be able to perform a simulation of 22 million neurons and 11 billion synapses, but these are just an approximation.

    Since tens of thousands of neurons die each day without causing my brain to stop functioning (or even function noticably different compared to last month), I think those small rounding errors would be completely irrelevant. The brain is obviously able to cope with small errors.

  87. I'm old by Howpostsgetratedsuck · · Score: 1

    I can't believe there isn't one "Heckle and Jeckle" post!

  88. Ravens are evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ravens are common in parts of the Rocky Mountains. Some times they will form a flock (murder) and will fly in circles around climbers. The last time I heard of this it was from a climber who said that he felt like he was "communing with nature".

    Another climber explained that the ravens would circle big horn sheep until they lost their orientations and would fall to their deaths. The ravens would then eat them. "You weren't communing with nature, they were just trying to kill you." he said to the other climber.

  89. O noes! no neocortex! by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

    IANA neurologist, but a neocortex on the neurological scale is a gross physical structure, telling you, in and of itself, little about function. Why is it a surprise that similar functionality can develop in the brains of creatures (lacking that *particular* gross structure)? Particularly where they diverged from our line a very long time ago?

    That kind of thinking is comparable with phrenology.

    1. Re:O noes! no neocortex! by Moekandu · · Score: 1

      The book On Intelligence by Jeff Hawkins describes why researchers think the neocortex is important.

      Not phrenology by a long shot.

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    2. Re:O noes! no neocortex! by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      But surely the function of the neocortex has been established by observation and experiment: MRI scans, the results of injury to specific areas of the brain, applied electrical stimuli and so forth?

      As the brain is basically an organ facilitating the epiphenomena of thought and systemic control, the exact form of various elements may be less important than organs which have an engineering function like, say, the organs of waste elimination, or *wings*. The function of the latter is heavily dependent on macroscopic form, and even so, bat wings and bird wings have obvious visual differences, even though they may have similar aerodynamic qualities. Both cases are obviously a form of wing because in this case form follows the mechanical function. The neocortex functionality is much more abstract, so why should two highly divergent species need a *similar looking* neocortex?

      Why might neocortex functionality have to exist as an obviously separate brain area?

      I'm not debating the requirement for the function. I'm questioning the obsession with the form it takes.

      I'll read the book when I have enough cash, but I'm curious as to the reasoning.

  90. Re:There is no God by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I also often feel like God is the elephant in the middle of the room around here. :/

  91. I am, and I always laughed at that line. by filthpickle · · Score: 1

    I thought it was just gibberish...should have looked it up I guess.

    sorry for laughing at you Iggy.

  92. Magpie air speed veloicty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, yes, being self-aware is good. But what is the air speed velocity of an unladen Magpie?

  93. Who the hell conducts these 'studies'? by ThreeQuadFive · · Score: 1

    Both my cat and dog can recognize themselves in a mirror quite easily and its pretty easy to tell just by their personality that they are very much self aware... Hey everyone, throw some money my way! I'd like to study the effects of whether or not someone can remain happy from never having to work a job again.

  94. Meh, call me when they organize... by amohat · · Score: 1

    All this talk of intelligent species...I'll be impressed when they can plan and work together as one to achieve important goals. Like form an army to fight back against the humans!

    The only species we care about is the one that can best us on the battleground. You gotta have a lot of extra time on your hands to ponder the equality of humans and animals. Usually we are too busy to give a fuck about animals, much less each other.

  95. Re:There is no God by louzer · · Score: 1

    I'd stop believing that elephants exist when I get the evidence.

    I guess that is the difference between us, isn't it?

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  96. Heckle and Jeckle andybody? by WhyMeWorry · · Score: 1

    I knew this 50 years ago. Heckle and Jeckle are obviously self aware.

  97. I've known for many years how smart they are by Typingsux · · Score: 1

    I watched tons of heckyll and jekyll cartoons as a kid.

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  98. What's the big deal? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    I understand that even some Washington politicians can recognize themselves. Now that is shocking!

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  99. Thankfully not talking about Australian Magpies by TBBle · · Score: 1

    I had a moment of terror thinking that Australian Magpies had turned out to be smarter than expected.

    That would move them up from being little balls of random terror from the air to being capable of specifically targeting me, which I've always suspected anyway.

    Just like so much in Australia, they're like a normal magpie except they want to kill you.

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    1. Re:Thankfully not talking about Australian Magpies by Darby · · Score: 1

      Just like so much in Australia, they're like a normal magpie except they want to kill you.

      As documented here

  100. So can Kea by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

    Keas are one of the most intelligent creatures on this planet. They can recognize their own image in a mirror *very quickly* even if they haven't seen a mirror before..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kea

    Of course it is now threatened with extinction thanks to retarded humans killing it and others putting up a tax money to kill it. Fortunately, it is now protected species.

  101. You have it backwards by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Don't give us all so much credit. There are a lot of things hard-wired into an animal's brain that comes from millions of years of evolution, and other things that come from the organism's experiences.

    For instance, a heterosexual man can't help but look at a pretty girl, which annoys the hell out of their wives.


    You have it reversed. Perhaps we don't deserve credit because our religious and cultural traditions of monogamous marriage conflict with our (and most other mammalian species') evolutionary drive to spread our DNA as far and wide as possible. I have long said that monogamy is contrary to male human nature - at least men under 60 not receiving testosterone replacement therapy and/or Viagra. One could argue that the short-term romantic love is an adaptation to get the male to stick around long enough to provide for and defend his offspring - then it wears off and he is often gone to spread his DNA seed some more - but for the checks of cultural and religious definitions of "right" and "wrong" - not to mention the cost of divorce and child support.

    Some women who bother to learn about and understand men should know this (and I have had the odd girlfriend who does, and tolerated it with an eye-roll and a shake of her head), and that merely looking at other women in a non-disrespectful manner is not "wrong," just the nature of the male. Of course, it's the flirting, then the touching part that becomes the problem. Sadly, the PC perspective is to call men "pigs" or "dogs" for reacting pursuant to millions of years of evolution (and for the modern pussified male to feel bad about such desires). But God forbid a woman acts emotionally or irrationally during her period and you are a dog or pig for pointing it out. Well, if you want equality, ladies, you've got to take the good with the bad. We are flawed too! So deal.

    If you think I am wrong, or somehow socialization is the problem, look at gay guys. I am always somewhat amused when I see a (presumably committed) gay male couple and both of them are furtively checking me out. Guys will be guys, gay or not. Now tell me that is due to society's conditioning!

    To me the great irony is that the major religions have figured out this aspect of the male nature. That is, men are tempted by other women. Unfortunately (for women and the men who like to leer at them), the religious answer is to make women dress modestly and in some religions, not even talk to other men. Yeah, the men have the "problem" and you make the women (and non-religious men) suffer?

    And for the record mods, politically incorrect does not equal flamebait or troll. I really believe this shit.

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    1. Re:You have it backwards by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Surveys show that women are unfaithful to their men far more often than men are unfaithful to their women. I think a proportion of the population, both male and female, are of a monogamous nature while another set are not.

      I'm one of those who prefers monogamy, and was faithful to my ex-wife for our entire 27 year marriage. I'd give up all the whores I know if I could find one decent woman to fall in love with. And I've not been testosterone tested, but the shape of my face suggests that mine is high, and people who know me are surprised to hear that I want a stable relationship. I only have one dick, I only need one woman to put it in.

      I saw a New Scientist article yesterday that claimed that men in polygamous societies live longer than men in monogamous societies.

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    2. Re:You have it backwards by Darby · · Score: 1


      Some women who bother to learn about and understand men should know this (and I have had the odd girlfriend who does, and tolerated it with an eye-roll and a shake of her head), and that merely looking at other women in a non-disrespectful manner is not "wrong," just the nature of the male.

      Heck, my wife told me that she'd consider putting me in an institution if I ever stopped looking since it would be so out of character for a human being. She'll even point out a particularly nice rack if I happen to miss it. Why would anybody be together with somebody who was so completely delusional as to not recognize such a simple basic fact and deal with it like an adult?
       

  102. magpie attacking their reflexion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i though that was the funniest thign when i first moved to australia.

    the magpies over there attack their own mirror reflection.

    doesn't that contradict this research?

  103. Are they sure? by sr180 · · Score: 1

    In my local area (South Australia) we have alot of magpies, and none of them are self aware. Its quite common for magpies here to attack their own reflection in mirrors and windows, often injuring themselves in the process. If they dont injure themselves they keep going, which results in an annoying "thump" from the window every 15 seconds as the magpie attacks it.

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  104. Re:There is no God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given how much you drink Steve, I am not sure I believe you(-:

  105. Magpie meetings by Falconhell · · Score: 1

    Some years ago I had a house on a very large piece of land in the Adelaide Hills, in South Australia.

    Many magpies lived in the surrounding trees.

    I lost count of the number of times that when I arrived home from work at about 5:30PM and found a bunch of 20 or more Magpies were standing very close together in the middle of the driveway, babbling away as they do. They were not eating, and were literally standing shoulder to shoulder.
    The odd thing was it was always around that time of day.

    It looked for all the world as though they were having a resident magpie association meeting, and discussing something somewhat vigourously.

    It certanly made me think!(About Hitchcocks The Birds!)

  106. Or as they'd say in Jurassic Park... by Eclipse-now · · Score: 1

    "They show intelligence: Problem solving intelligence!"

  107. Dogs vs traffic by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    In the area I live, there are quite a lot of homeless dogs. No one controls how they are breeding, I expect this will become a problem in the future, but so far the dogs seem to enjoy themselves.

    I've noticed that very often dogs cross the road on a zebra (crosswalk), and they keep crossing there even after the road markings are worn off. Perhaps they remember the absolute location (i.e. the road marks have nothing to do with it), or maybe they remember that it was there, or maybe they use the presence of the traffic lights to figure out that the place is used for crossing.

    Also, they wait for the traffic lights to switch to the right state. This is a tough one, because there are stoplights for pedestrians, and for drivers. A pedestrian's green is the equivalent of a driver's red - thus a dog cannot use colour alone to figure out what is going on.

    Also, according to this article http://www.puplife.com/Shop/Control/fp/SFV/32255/view_page/How-Dogs-See-Color they cannot see green, so I guess they know when their turn is by waiting for the "NOT red" state.

  108. Re:Magpies are (not really) evil. by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

    Well, going for the feet is pretty ingenious. Take out a few feathers and they can still fly. Bruise its head, and it can still fly. Take out an eye, and it can still fly.

    But take out its feet, and it can't ever land again (well, crash land obviously), nor can it take off properly.

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  109. Re:Magpies are (not really) evil. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    But take out its feet, and it can't ever land again (well, crash land obviously), nor can it take off properly.

    The magpie(s) looked genuinely intimidated, they were trying to get away despite being much bigger.

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  110. Re:This is silly. My cat can do it. by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

    My cat often sits in front of the mirror and practices her 'fighting stances'. It's obvious she knows it's herself in the mirror, and not some feline intruder.

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  111. Re:There is no God by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    If I saw proof that all the elephants I've ever seen were hoaxes or hallucinations, I could be convinced. But it isn't likely to happen.

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  112. Arrogant Humans! by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    Some ancient philosopher or other says, "Oooh, ooh, I'm self aware, and I'm human, therefore animals aren't self aware," and we fall hook, line and sinker for it for the rest of Christendom. Stupid humans, too.

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  113. Crows can recognize faces by 200_success · · Score: 1

    You (or someone who looks like you) must have done something to piss them off in the past. Apparently, crows (and I suppose their relatives, magpies) can recognize the faces of human enemies.