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  1. Re:Internet Protocol doesn't exist! on Only 2 in 500 College Students Believe in IP · · Score: 1

    Alternating layers of tubes and turtles all the way down.

  2. Re:Tempest in a Teapot on Google Reader Begins Sharing Private Data · · Score: 1

    The crowning level of the stupidity is that, if you want to point others to a URL, you can always navigate to it, copy, and paste the URL into a appropriate medium, be it email, or a hardcopy document you physically hand to someone.
    The fact that people's diapers fill so quickly when convenience breeds perceived decreases in privacy remains fascinating.

  3. Re:HD-TV on Many Analog TV Watchers Aren't Aware of Upcoming Switchover · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Money, or so some think.
    What would be exquisitely funny is if they threw the whole upgrade party, and everyone just went on the internet instead.

  4. Re:Whacky chores? on IBM Finding Business Uses for Virtual World · · Score: 1

    Oh, if your name is Scott Adams, it will be.
    Stand by for a "business idiocy" strip boom, as Wally, Catbert, Dogbert and the PHB get their own strips just to handle the tshi'nami this will cause.

  5. Re:Whacky chores? on IBM Finding Business Uses for Virtual World · · Score: 1

    You are such a tase, bro.

  6. Re:Nano rocks! on CEO of Red Hat Steps Down · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only thing you need to learn in Emacs is C-h C-h (hold down the control key and tap 'h' twice).
    The uber-help menu will take you where you need to go.
    When befuddled, M-x doctor (Alt-x, then type 'doctor' in the mini-buffer) will call up Eliza, the built-in doctor.
    Can't confirm if this is really Dr. Eliza Spaceman (spuh-chay-man), the parent of Dr. Leo Spaceman on 30 Rock, but it is fun to speculate.
    With service like this, how can these pagan infidels denigrate the Esteemed Mother Amongst Computer Software?

  7. Re:Two points about the article's headline. on Exploit Found to Brick Most HP and Compaq Laptops · · Score: 1

    +1 Funny doesn't actually bump the karma of the poster.

  8. Re:Two points about the article's headline. on Exploit Found to Brick Most HP and Compaq Laptops · · Score: 5, Funny

    users on there will think
    Optimist.
  9. Re:Two points about the article's headline. on Exploit Found to Brick Most HP and Compaq Laptops · · Score: 4, Funny

    All in all, it was just a brick in the wall.

  10. Re:The actual problem... on Comparing Browser JavaScript Performance · · Score: 1

    Of course there is the old standby remark about how choice of licensing reduces us to mere speculation, instead of real knowledge.

  11. Re:Artist Performance Rights on Radio May Have To Pay To Play · · Score: 1

    Your post is better.

  12. Re:Hmmm on Comparing Browser JavaScript Performance · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is speculation, but I think that the browser may use the COM MicroSort VBScript Regular Expressions 5.5 library, at c:\WINDOWS\System32\vbscript.dll, for doing regular expressions.
    If that's true, (and I figure someone will calibrate me if I'm wrong) that could explain an apparent performance anomaly, if the browser farms out the string manipulations to another process.

  13. Re:Super Mario Bros. 3 on What Is Your Game of the Year? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The latest Civilization. It's the Emacs of games.

  14. Re:This is an old tune: on Radio May Have To Pay To Play · · Score: 1
  15. Re:Sony on Toshiba Builds Ultra-Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Single digit months, and a three digit year?
    Such an old fellow, for such a high user ID...

  16. Re:So let's geek this out on IE 8 Passes Acid2 Test · · Score: 1

    I certainly prefer it as well, but let's wait until something is actually _released_, shall we?

  17. This is an old tune: on Radio May Have To Pay To Play · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's my property and I'll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if revenue deserted you

    Nobody knows where my moolah has gone
    But total control left the same time
    Why were they streaming these songs
    Pay us or pay a big fine

    It's my property and I'll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if revenue deserted you

    Then all my records keep dancing all night
    But leave me alone for a while
    'Til money's dancing in my wallet
    I've got no reason to smile

    It's my property and I'll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if revenue deserted you

    NAB and the listener just walked thru the door
    Like a queen with her king
    Oh what a birthday surprise
    NAB's wearing his MP3 thing

    It's my property and I'll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if revenue deserted you

    Oh-oh-oh It's my property and I'll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to.....

  18. Re:Hmmm... on First Look At Firefox 3.0 Beta 2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screw honesty to the wall, man: this is marketing!

  19. Re:So let's geek this out on IE 8 Passes Acid2 Test · · Score: 1

    Goes to show that, if you want to be the 800lb gorilla, you can expect exactly 0 love.
    Why should that surprise?

  20. Re:Advice on History final on New York Decision On ODF Vs. OOXML Approaching · · Score: 1

    The concatenation looked funny.
    Well, if it achieved the desired mild comic effect, then what is the source of the ruckus?
  21. Re:So let's geek this out on IE 8 Passes Acid2 Test · · Score: 1

    Fa{ir|re} is what you pay to ride a bus.
    I'm sure they read our snarky little comments there in Redmond, glance over at their portfolio screens, and say "Keep laughing, little worms".

  22. Re:So let's geek this out on IE 8 Passes Acid2 Test · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh, if you've the misfortune of booting a Redmond partition, it'll eventually decide to install itself, no doubt.

  23. Re:Speaking of university... on Your Worst IT Workshop? · · Score: 1

    OK, that beat my grad school experience of having to go to a weekend seminar class (costing $500 or something) and having the hairbrain instructor not be capable of doing a simple JavaScript form with three text boxes, summing the first two into the third.
    I was surfing the internet, to his annoyance, and when he failed again with his extremely simple example, I said "Well, I've got it working over here".
    What a disgraceful waste of time that was.

  24. So let's geek this out on IE 8 Passes Acid2 Test · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it takes until version 8 to support Acid 2, or 2^3,
    then, when Acid 3 comes out, we can expect conformance by IE27?

  25. Re:Everything old is new again on Kite-Powered Ship Launched · · Score: 1

    >Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr
    Yeah, should have researched that one.