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Exploit Found to Brick Most HP and Compaq Laptops

Ian Lamont writes "A security researcher calling himself porkythepig has published attack code that can supposedly brick most HP and Compaq laptops. The exploit uses an ActiveX control in HP's Software Update. It would 'let an attacker corrupt Windows' kernel files, making the laptop unbootable, or with a little more effort, allow hacks that would result in a PC hijack or malware infection.' The same researcher last week outlined a batch of additional vulnerabilities in HP and Compaq laptops, for which HP later issued patches."

294 comments

  1. Two points about the article's headline. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Two points about the article's headline:

    1) The linked article does not describe a successful bricking. You can pop in your recovery CD & away you go.

    2) This is a software problem, not a hardware problem. I doubt this exploit is going to work on my (old & crappy) HP sempron laptop, seeing as its dual booting Debian & OS X.

    A better headline would be "Exploit found in HP update software" - but I guess that's just not that ad-revenue generating.

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    1. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's annoying how the word brick has lost all meaning recently. If this exploit actually allowed bricking that would be huge news. But it doesn't. A computer that merely needs its OS repaired/reinstalled is not bricked. Slashdot editors, please figure that out already.

    2. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by tepples · · Score: 1

      You can pop in your recovery CD & away you go. But do these computers come with a recovery CD, or just a recovery partition? I've also read about recovery CDs that entirely reformat the computer's hard drive, taking My Documents with it.
    3. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      you maybe able to use the same vulnerabilities to install a bad bios flash.

    4. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I've also read about recovery CDs that entirely reformat the computer's hard drive, taking My Documents with it.


      Every Compaq recovery CD I've encountered has been the "format and reinstall" sort.
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    5. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      You'd think they would have said so.

    6. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      All in all, it was just a brick in the wall.

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    7. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's annoying how the word brick has lost all meaning recently. Blame the Apple fanbois and their overpriced, crappy iPhones. Seriously.
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    8. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by abigor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apologies for the possibly stupid question, but how are you booting OS X on an HP laptop?

    9. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the point still stands that the hardware isn't bricked, it'll still boot and work like it's supposed to as long as it has a non-corrupted operating system. If you wiped it out, bunged linus & apache on it and just left it on (mains powered) 24/7 as a webserver, it would work just as well as an identical laptop which hadn't suffered from this exploit.

    10. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Ian+Lamont · · Score: 5, Informative

      The original headline I submitted was: Researcher lists new HP/Compaq laptop exploits Not too far from your suggestion ...

    11. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Thansal · · Score: 1

      Honestly, bricking has NOT lost any connotation, this is just a poorly worded headline.

      hell, only reason I clicked it was "DAMN, and exploit that will fry a laptop completely?!"

      Then I read that it simply messes up some Windows files....

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    12. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by I_Heat_Sexylaid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This Fink Ployd refenrece was fnuny how?

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    13. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by dave562 · · Score: 1

      It's news because there aren't exploits that do this on any flavor of Windows. The article states that it exploits a flaw in HP software running under Windows. That's kind of like saying that an exploit in PHP makes Apache insecure.

    14. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The linked article does not describe a successful bricking. You can pop in your recovery CD & away you go.

      The laptops were "Bushed"

    15. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Nosklo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But do these computers come with a recovery CD, or just a recovery partition? I've also read about recovery CDs that entirely reformat the computer's hard drive, taking My Documents with it. The point is, if you can use the computer after the exploit, it is not a brick, so it is not *bricked*. If you lost your documents or not has nothing to do with it.
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    16. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by multisync · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've also read about recovery CDs that entirely reformat the computer's hard drive, taking My Documents with it.


      Popping the hard drive in to one of those USB enclosures and copying your data files onto another machine before running the recovery CD looks after that. The summary says the exploit just corrupts Windows' kernel files. Assuming it doesn't do anything further to make your data unreadable, there is no reason to lose any data.
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    17. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by HAKdragon · · Score: 3, Informative

      He's probably running a hacked version of the Intel release of OSX. See http://wiki.osx86project.org/ for more info.

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    18. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by MorpheousMarty · · Score: 5, Informative

      Damn straight, I'm glad you got the comment in early. Bricking is one of the last pure computing terms around. Memory, CPU, Operating System, code, hack, have all come to mean a lot of things, but bricking still has specific meaning. If you can do anything at all to the device without touching the hardware to make it run again it is not bricked. Even if it voids the warranty. Please please please don't confuse the meaning, bricking is game over, everything else is everything else.

    19. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by tepples · · Score: 1
      Granted about the documents.

      The summary says the exploit just corrupts Windows' kernel files. So how does the owner of a PC that did not come with a recovery CD get the kernel file back?
    20. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by caluml · · Score: 4, Funny

      fe1 ~ # echo Brick! | wall

      Broadcast message from root (Fri Dec 21 02:16:49 2007):

      Brick!
      fe1 ~ #
      Wonder what any users on there will think?
    21. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by sgbett · · Score: 1

      amen

      nuked != bricked

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    22. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by mrmeval · · Score: 2

      True. I'm surprised no one exploited the flaw in the Thinkpads that had the eeprom which would brick them.
      http://lists.lm-sensors.org/pipermail/lm-sensors/2002-July/000884.html

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    23. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by frup · · Score: 1

      or a Linux live CD with NTFS rw could do some good, especially if you have decent backup options.

    24. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also think that this a horrible use of the word, but you're forgetting something. For your average computer user if windows is corrupt the computer might as well be a brick, I've seen people throw away perfectly working computers over lesser issues.

    25. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

      users on there will think
      Optimist.
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    26. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      ...and I thank them every time. They built my computing cluster.

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    27. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by ehrichweiss · · Score: 5, Informative

      "If you can do anything at all to the device without touching the hardware to make it run again it is not bricked. Even if it voids the warranty. Please please please don't confuse the meaning, bricking is game over, everything else is everything else"

      I was under the impression that it was bricked if you couldn't bring it back without hacking the hardware. Like with the OpenWRT routers, they are said to be bricked if you install a bad firmware update but you can JTAG them and potentially bring them back. And that context has been around as long as I can remember.

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    28. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by tkrotchko · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, it's just a variation of what people used to say when their OS got corrupted and they said "my hard drive crashed". It just meant "My PC wouldn't boot".

      On the other hand, most people are so mystified by computers that the difference between software and hardware is not obvious and they don't care.

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    29. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd try copying from another machine first, and possibly resort to downloading an using a copy of the OS from the internet. As long as it's the version you have the license for, I don't really have a problem with that.

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    30. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by abigor · · Score: 1

      Right, thanks very much for the link.

    31. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Your post reminded me of an Apple tech support call I've heard where the customer had loaded a "customized" version of OS X onto a computer. The guy on the other end said something like "Ummm....sir....how did you even put OS X on a Compaq?"

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    32. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by kckman · · Score: 1

      My patch for this arrived today.

    33. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I delight in repairing such systems and either keeping it for my own use, returning it to the original owner, or finding a new owner for the hardware. Even when it's an issue I'm unfamiliar with, it generally takes under an hour to repair a lot of Windows boot errors (corrupted/missing files and such). I'm just glad I haven't seen a really nasty spyware infection in a while!

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    34. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot has editors?!

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    35. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by LordSnooty · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It's bricked to the average user who'll fall for this sort of crap.

    36. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by notnAP · · Score: 1

      Of course, all of us in IT know that to many people, accuracy in statements about computers has long ago gone bye bye.
      "My {computer | hard drive | motherboard | Windows} is dead."
      "I've got {a virus | spyware}."
      All of these statements from most operators imply a 95% probability that the operator has saved his Excel file someplace and they can no longer find it, or some other such PEBKAC.

    37. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by ydra2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Yep it's bricked alright. Nothin but a boat anchor now. It'll probably cost you 50 dollars to dispose of it, but I'll take it off your hands for 20 dollars. Uhh... thats cash only."

    38. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Beastmouth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Apple switched to Intel chips, remember? Some people like to work around things; some people thinks what Steve Jobs doesn't know won't hurt them. ;)

    39. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why are you booting OS X?

      Fixed.

    40. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by pushf+popf · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would 'let an attacker corrupt Windows' kernel files, making the laptop unbootable

      Mine came that way from the factory. I always thought that was the default Windows configuration

      In other news, it has been discovered that fire is hot

    41. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by omnipresentbob · · Score: 1

      It's also kinda annoying how every time an article shows up with "bricked" half the comments are about how it's used incorrectly. We (the readers) get it. The editors don't. Send an email and get over yourself.

    42. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by proxy318 · · Score: 1

      or, even easier, and no screw drivers required, boot off of a live cd, and copy your data to a flash drive or external hd.

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    43. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by bradinthehouse · · Score: 0

      Wow, whoever modded this "insightful" must really know this business well!

    44. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most people would consider JTAG touching the hardware.

    45. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how exactly does one do this with Vista?
      The default security in Vista makes the Users folder unreadable from another machine.

      If you can't boot, and in place upgrade fails, you are SOL on recovering your documents folder.

    46. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Exactly. The term implies that, from the perspective of its intended purpose, the device is as functional as a brick.

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    47. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I think you should include a copy of Knoppix, or the Ubuntu live CD, because -- remember -- the OS has now been trashed, so how else are you going to copy all of your data of now?

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    48. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      "Ummm....sir....how did you even put OS X on a Compaq?" yeppers, that probably voids the warranty right there. .... On the other hand, if you're buying the OS separately from the computer, there's nothing to legally stop you from putting it on alien hardware ... they just don't expect it.
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    49. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      We don't need no exploitation,
      Block all Active-X controls,
      No Javashitting in my browser,
      Lame-ass spammers, lick my hole,

      HEY! CRACKERS!, face the fire-wall!
      > All in all, it was just a brick in the wall. (Guitar solo singing Fixed-it-for-you)
      All in all, a pack-et, blocked by my fire-wall.

    50. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by multisync · · Score: 1

      And how exactly does one do this with Vista?
      The default security in Vista makes the Users folder unreadable from another machine.


      That sounds like a problem. I don't know. I got tired of worrying about where my data was, and which machines could read it or write it. We've got Windows, Linux and Mac machines, and I wanted everyone to be able to read from and write to the directories that held our media files.

      So I run a Linux file server and use Samba to communicate with the Windows machines. I use RAID 5, back my photos up to CDs and the rest to an external HD. That way if a box goes down, the worst case is I'll have to reinstall the OS and all the apps.

      My advise to the person running Vista would be to use their old windows box and a Ubuntu CD to set up a dedicated server to store their files. Don't trust your intellectual property to an OS that doesn't respect your IP rights.
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    51. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by dwater · · Score: 1

      I hope you're right. What you say also applies to me, but I fear the word 'brick' is getting the same treatment as the word 'hacker' and we'll all find ourselves changing how we use the word (is this similar to the whole "Mega" and Giga" thing, I wonder).

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    52. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Xanavi · · Score: 1

      OSX86

    53. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Auz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You know, I can't really see how you can take an existing word and use it as a slang term, then turn around and claim it has only certain meanings that you'll accept. It's slang; its meaning has already been changed through incorrect usage. Notwithstanding its actual existing specific meaning, "bricked" is fairly obviously now a slang term for when something electronic is, temporarily or permanently, inoperative. No amount of "detagging" here is going to fix that, because it's a much more more useful slang term when it covers both situations. The number of times when you'd use it under your rules is so small as to make it worthless.

      I will miss the grand high dudgeon when anyone (deliberately now I assume) uses it "wrongly" here when the expanded version becomes accepted though.

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    54. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by garbletext · · Score: 2, Informative

      At the risk of speaking in absolutes, no computer hardware warranty can be voided by any software you install, even unauthorized hacked OSX. HP claims an 'unwritten rule' where linux voids your warranty, but they likely mean that they won't support the software, which is completely understandable. UK retailer PC World got kicked around in the press, then relented for refusing to fix a broken hinge on a laptop with gentoo installed. Even if anyone did give you shit, you can always just install windows then try again.

      Unless you mean installing on a PC voids your OSX warranty/license, which is almost certainly the case.

    55. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The summary says the exploit just corrupts Windows' kernel files.

      So how does the owner of a PC that did not come with a recovery CD get the kernel file back?

      HPs and Compaqs are the topic of TFA. These have either come with a set of recovery media or (more recently) a program that will burn them to CD-R or DVD-R. If the former is the case, you're all set. If the latter, and you didn't bother to make recovery discs, whose fault is that? (IIRC, it'll nag you to make them until you get around to it.)

      Lately, they've taken to putting an installable copy of Windows on one disc and installable copies of drivers and apps on the other disc(s)...that's nice for controlling how much shovelware gets loaded back on. It's not as fast as a Ghost (or whatever) image, but it's much more controllable.

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    56. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 3, Funny

      About twelve years ago I had a meeting with a guy who used "brick" for "image", as in imaging PCs.

      "Will your company brick all our desktops?"
      "WTF are you talking about?"

      After it got straightened out, he insisted that this was mainframe speak. I've never heard the term used that way again, though.

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    57. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by J0nne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apologies for the possibly stupid question, but how are you booting OS X on an HP laptop?

      http://www.osx86project.org/

    58. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Splab · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't get why its called bricking a device, another poster said it has the same functionality as a brick, well no it doesn't. A brick can be used to build houses and all sorts of useful things. A proper term would be paperweight imo.

    59. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by NeuralSpike · · Score: 1

      You have a point, but paperweight just doesn't roll of the tongue like brick. Which would you rather say "paperweighted" or "bricked"?

    60. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does it encrypt the data, or just set the folder ACLs so it can't be accessed?

      If it's just ACLs, then you can read it from anywhere. Linux's NTFS support ignores ACLs for example, because it's going to have a very hard time trying to make them map to anything sensible. On another Windows box the SUIDs will be unknown but respected, but you should be able to take ownership of the folder and reset the permissions.

      If it IS encrypted, that's another matter.

    61. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by danomac · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The term implies that, from the perspective of its intended purpose, the device is as functional as a brick.


      Dang, but bricks can be useful. Haven't you seen a wall'o'laptops in stores? Gah, I think I had too much to drink...
    62. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny doesn't actually bump the karma of the poster.

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    63. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Notwithstanding its actual existing specific meaning, "bricked" is fairly obviously now a slang term for when something electronic is, temporarily or permanently, inoperative.

      No, it is being used by some headline writers like that. But not anyone knowledgeable. It still means "permanently" , not "temporarily" fucked. In this article, for instance, the post by the "hacker" who found this never uses the word "brick". Only the sensationalist headline writer.

    64. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Exactly. From the description, it sounds like the exploit has some way to flatten the flash ROM. Killing Windows is hardly "bricking" the laptop. Hell, Windows can do that all by itself, without user intervention...

    65. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I always understood that bricked meant it was toast,it was return to manufacturer time. If it just made it so the machine wouldn't boot,that was either "hosed" or "borked",depending on who you talked to.So editors,please use one of the above labels(I prefer borked) instead of bricked. That way you won't have a lot of unhappy slashdotters clicking the link just to find out it is just a simple borked windows install.

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    66. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by blackdew · · Score: 1

      What stops you from building a home from a bunch of bricked iPhones? 0.o

    67. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      <captainobvious>The price?</captainobvious>

      (And I'm not really sure about the thermal and sound proofing either.)

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    68. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing to do is install your OS and application on their own drive or partition and keep your files on a separate drive or partition. Once you have fine tuned your OS, ghost that drive/partition to a DVD backup. This way if anything goes wrong, you can easily restore just the OS (along with your tweaks and apps) and not worry about your files going missing.

      Obviously you should also be performing periodic backups of your files. The above just makes it simple to restore your system to the state that you want it in without any hassles.

    69. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...he insisted that this was mainframe speak.

      I've been working on IBM mainframes for 22 years and I've never heard this term. Maybe he was jerking you around?

    70. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the impression that it was bricked if you couldn't bring it back without hacking the hardware. Like with the OpenWRT routers, they are said to be bricked if you install a bad firmware update but you can JTAG them and potentially bring them back. And that context has been around as long as I can remember.

      That's basically the same as he said. Ok, he said "without touching the hardware", which is a bit imprecise. Moving the BIOS reset jumper doesn't count, it's still not bricked. But a failed BIOS update *is* bricked, unless you have a dual-bios motherboard. When you need an eeprom-programmer, replacing the BIOS chip, or a JTAG debugger to get it back, it's bricked.

    71. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Most electronic devices (and especially early ones that were more prone to bricking) are squarish in nature, such as laptops.

      Of course... I can't take the batteries out of a brink and make improvised explosives, so I have to agree it's not really that similar...

    72. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There used to be a virus that slipped past the OS and triggered a BIOS flash on certain boards, and flashed the virus into the BIOS. The only ways to get it out were to buy a new MB, buy a new BIOS chip from the MB or BIOS manufacturer, flash the chip in a dedicated chip data loader, or replace it temporarily with a friend's BIOS chip, boot, swap out the chips on the live board, reflash, and hope you didn't fry the board or the chip. The board generally wasn't dual-BIOS, and worst of all IIRC was that the BIOS chip for many of the affected boards was soldered instead of socketed. The virus was called CIH or Chernobyl.

      There was back in the days of DOS and ESDI, MFM, and early IDE drives, when it was the user's responsibility to run a drive head parking utility (properly configured for the right cylinder count for parking out past the edge of the drive) before physically moving the machine because auto-parking wasn't built into drives yet, a virus that did something really nasty. It'd take the cylinder count for your drive, cut that in half, set your park cylinder to that number, and tell the drive to park and shut down. The heads would move to the center of the platters, the spindle would slow down on its way to stopping, the air cushion between head and platter went away, and the heads plowed into the platters either then or when the drive would spin back up. I don't recall the name of this one.

      Either of these could be considered bricking actual hardware, but you probably won't ever have to worry about Chernobyl and the other is obsolete.

    73. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition to the older sibling's post, your notion that words become more "useful" as they are genericized is ridiculous.

    74. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not that it's as politically astute, but "Gored" would sound much better. Unfortunately that can only be applied in cases of extreme hypocrisy, like flying around in a jet to tell people to stop producing so much CO2.

      Yes, yes, mod me down. I don't mind, really.

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    75. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Cocoronixx · · Score: 1

      Well, it's just a variation of what people used to say when their OS got corrupted and they said "my hard drive crashed". It just meant "My PC wouldn't boot".
      On the other hand, most people are so mystified by computers that the difference between software and hardware is not obvious and they don't care.
      "Most people" don't read slashdot, next excuse for the misuse of the term brick on slashdot in 3... 2... 1...
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    76. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      Don't say "intellectual property" when you mean "data."

      If you really mean what people commonly do when they say IP, then say, "Don't trust any copyrights, patents, trademarks, and/or geographical indicators to an OS..."

    77. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Auz · · Score: 0, Troll

      No it isn't.

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    78. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Slashdot editors, please figure that out already. I have a feeling they probably know this already but since they generally just post quotes from other news sources they are stuck with the original quote. It is much better to correctly quote something that is incorrect than to try and change the meaning of someone elses words to make them correct.

      In this case however the slashdot editors did miss something very important: single quotation marks around the word bricking.
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    79. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      without touching the hardware I'm pretty sure opening the case to install a JTAG header qualifies as touching the hardware.
    80. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. Monty Python proved your point some years back

      (Sorry for the youtube mashup, it's the audio that counts.)
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    81. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      bricking is game over IF you dont have the tools to fix it. a JTAG tool + a copy of the original firmware can de-brick most any device. to debrick ANY device, remove eeproms, insert in programmer reload bios/firmware/etc...

      a complete game over bricking is when the bricking causes the processor to go into a runaway condition and due to poor engineering parts overheat and burn up. Too many "geeks" call an item bricked simply because they lack the tools they should have had before messing with the item.

      It's like calling my car bricked because it ran out of gas and I don't have the key to the gas cap.

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    82. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by pegr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget about the trojan that would blow up your IBM CGA monitor by resetting the display frequency to an unsupported value. It definately let the smoke out, as you could smell the result.

    83. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by pegr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Killing the Windows load on a laptop sounds like progress to me...

    84. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the original headline suggestion was as Ian Lamont says, then I think we should be much more cynical about slashdot and its endless search for ad revenue.
      you shouldnt be the equivalent of the weekly world news stop sensationalising, please

      (surely anyone here uses adblock anyway.)

    85. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by XPACT · · Score: 1

      This deserves the BEST post award on slashdot for 2007 !!!!

    86. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Pax681 · · Score: 1

      um.. repair install? keep your files, keep your installed programs???? basically installing over the top it replaces all the system files and keeps the rest.... it's an option on the XP install menu........ simple problem....simple solution and if the solution is that simple then it's definately not bricked!

    87. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by tepples · · Score: 1

      it's an option on the XP install menu A lot of computers don't come with a Windows XP install CD. Instead, either they come with a recovery CD that has no option other than wipe the hard drive, or they come with no CD at all and you're supposed to burn a set of recovery CDs yourself.
    88. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP laptops come bricked from the factory

    89. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      As much as the implication may be there if we were starting at square one in defining it, it does not mean that. It's a term that arose among enthusiasts, people who are tinkering with gear, and it means that the tinkerer can't recover from the problem and is either out of luck entirely or must send it in to the manufacturer to recover.

    90. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by multisync · · Score: 1

      Don't say "intellectual property" when you mean "data."


      Why not? If a song or a movie or a piece of code can be property, then the songs and movies and code I paid for is my property.

      The media companies don't want you to think of it as yours, they want you to think only they can own intellectual property. But if I paid for it it's mine, and I will do with it as I see fit - within the confines of copyright law. Vista seems designed to prevent you from doing this, which is why I advise against using it to store your property.

      Moreover, I own the copyright on every photo, song, piece of video and piece of code that I author. Hundreds of gigabytes of data, all of it my IP - if you want to define IP strictly as that which I hold the copyright for. Every email I've written, every blog entry I've made. If I record my own version She Loves You, Michael Jackson still owns the copyright on the song, but I own the copyright on that recording.

      And I don't need Vista or Zune applying Microsoft DRM to my property.

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    91. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      "But that's a waffle iron!"

    92. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

      But this still implies it is a problem with the hardware, whereas it is apparently the update software for Windows. Since my new Compaq 6910p (Core 2 Duo) laptop hasn't got a functional version of Windows, my laptop is currently immune. While the exploit may affect most HP/Compaq laptops, an accurate subject is what /.ers would prefer.

    93. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      Bricking being an enthusiast's term for conditions an enthusiast encounters, it makes little sense to apply it to average users and their situations. It will be noted that average users "plug their screens into their hard drives", which for the rest of us is quite impossible.

    94. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

      Or at least the Best-Post-From-An-AC award.

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    95. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure...

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    96. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      The media is destroying the term much as they did the term 'hacker'.

      Clueless people trying to use big words to make themselves sound smart.

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    97. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      You can still toast a bios if you unplug during an update, so a 'modern' Chernobyl is still a possibility.

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    98. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Terms that I've used (or heard used) for drive imaging:

      Drive stomp
      Rubber stamp
      Clone
      Imaging

      The only time I've used the term "Bricked" in a professional context is when a user accidentally dumped tea all over their PowerBook. That required an inverter board, and logic board to un-brick.

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    99. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      In addition, if you can't find these disks around the house, head to their web site. The replacement OS disk/driver set generally runs from 12-30 dollars American...

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    100. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by fast+turtle · · Score: 1
      ROFLMAO

      Thank you for the momentary joy.

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    101. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      It will be noted that average users "plug their screens into their hard drives", which for the rest of us is quite impossible. No it isn't... A wire stripper, some electrical tape, and a SATA cable header, and you're good to go!

      Won't accomplish much, though you might get a very nice smell if you cross data and power connections... but it's possible!
    102. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      But if I paid for it it's mine, and I will do with it as I see fit - within the confines of copyright law.


      This is true, and media companies' advertising acknowledge it today. "Own it on CD today!" "Own it on DVD today!" "own it on HD-DVD today!" "Own it on Blu-Ray today!"
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    103. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by zogre · · Score: 1

      That's not Monty Python, that's a George Carlin bit.

    104. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      I'll bet Jobs can afford it.

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    105. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      Oh. I was talking about voiding the (support) warranty on OS-X

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    106. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      Oh, I wasn't making an excuse, just an observation.

      On a technical website, there is no excuse for misusing terms like they were employed as the Style Editor for the "Backwater Times"

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    107. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      My rule of thumb is that if you had to pull out a screwdriver or pair of pliers to fix it, then it was bricked. If you could fix it with a normally accessible media port, then it was not bricked. If it could be fixed with a JTAG port that you can't get to without a screwdriver, then it was bricked. But if it had an externally available JTAG port then it's in a fuzzy zone - easily accessible but useless without specialized tools.

    108. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1

      Memory, CPU, Operating System, code, hack, have all come to mean a lot of things.
      Really? What?
    109. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except nothing's ever "permanently" bricked either, so you're wrong too. There's only varying degrees of "not working". Where do you draw the line? I guess it'd be drawn at your level of competence. If you don't know how to reinstall your OS to fix the problem, the device is essentially a brick to you.

      I'm handy with a soldering iron and I have an EEPROM programmer, so I can fix devices that many other people consider "bricked".

      The whole term is fucking stupid anyways. It's up there with people using "SKU" in everyday conversation.

    110. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      Notwithstanding its actual existing specific meaning, "bricked" is fairly obviously now a slang term for when something electronic is, temporarily or permanently, inoperative. You can't put a CD in a brick, reboot it, and turn it into a functional device. If your device has any more functionality than a brick it isn't bricked.
    111. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's pretty ironic, since firefox bricked on me while reading this article. I had to double click the Firefox icon thingy to unbrick it and continue browsing.

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    112. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Granted. So, from the point of view of the user, the device is about as functional as a brick. I stand by my words.

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    113. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Auz · · Score: 1

      And the article "writer" also used the word. My point is it is being used beyond your limitations. Do you only apply the word "bug" to hardware issues, or have you accepted the change in usage of that word to include software problems?

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    114. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Do you only apply the word "bug" to hardware issues, or have you accepted the change in usage of that word to include software problems?

      Yes, the meaning of words changes. Doesn;t mean you can redefine any word regardless. And while overloading "bug" to mean software is not a great stretch, using "brick" to mean a software errors is pretty dumb. If you want to be colourful, say "hoses Windows" or a dozen other phrases. Don't imply the hardware has been damaged.

    115. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      PS: but more importantly than hard- vs soft- ware, "bricking" is permanent. Unfixable without swapping out hardware. To tell people their PC has been bricked and they'll throw it away. Instead of just reformattnig or reloading the OS.

    116. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish. I removed the recovery partition on a gateway laptop and must have missed something because it started formatting the drive... automatically... Given I was doing so because I already had backups of my documents and wanted a few extra gigs, but it cost me several extra hours at a bad time. I suppose my point is that all of this black-box recovery stuff is bad. Bleh

    117. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by Auz · · Score: 1

      Doesn;t mean you can redefine any word regardless.

      Isn't that pretty much the definition of slang? Or when your computer crashes, does it actually slam into something else? When a program you're using hangs, is it in fact that you've suspended a booklet listing the details of a theatrical production from above? Are you a cracker, a crisp thin biscuit? If you're hacking, do you stop by taking a cough sweet? If you have wicked mad skills, are they evil and insane?

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    118. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Isn't that pretty much the definition of slang?

      Yes. Words are invented, words change meaning. The problem with this particular word is that it has an accepted meaning: "permanently unusable". It is being used in cases where the damage is software and easily repaired. It reverses the meaning, it misleads and could conceivabley lead to people losing money if they throw away a perfectly dfine PC because of this.

    119. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by shentino · · Score: 1

      And to top it off, the guy's a copycat.

      Didn't we already get over this with Apple's iPhone?

    120. Re:Two points about the article's headline. by MorpheousMarty · · Score: 1

      Memory has come to mean the ram or the hard drive. The CPU can mean the full box or just the actual CPU. Operating System hasn't had a real technical meaning in decades, code is everything from punch cards to a description of what the code should be and hacks are often just little known features instead of actual physical modifications.

      I hope my wider point about how common use tends to confuse technical terms comes across even if I do admit that some of these examples are pretty weak.

  2. Desktops? by DAldredge · · Score: 0

    Does this apply to any of the HP desktop line?

  3. According to my sources... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    there's a patch available, but it involves penguins ;-)

    1. Re:According to my sources... by alx5000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Linux. The OS even bricks can run.

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    2. Re:According to my sources... by afidel · · Score: 1

      There's a patch available and it's called a volume license key disk. I NEVER use the factory default image which is why I can't support Sony Vaio's despite the fact that I like the hardware, they don't provide a way of taking a VLK disk and getting a working machines you HAVE to install from the recovery disk.

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    3. Re:According to my sources... by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      ...I can't support Sony Vaio's despite the fact that I like the hardware, they don't provide a way of taking a VLK disk and getting a working machine
      You can't extract the drivers from the reinstallation CD and create a bootable installation with nlite/WindowsPE/other tool? Just curious...I usually discourage Sony purchases because of their horrible depot repair.
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    4. Re:According to my sources... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Not that I've been able to deduce, it's almost like they load a freaking alternate HAL or something, Sony support had been worthless so I told the C level person that wanted it that I would be happy to add it to the domain but that I couldn't offer any support beyond that. After some sideways glances my way I explained in plain English why I couldn't support it and offered to find an HP with similar features. He ended up with an HP with a high res, high contrast display that worked with a slightly tweaked version of our standard image. It was about 8oz heavier than the Sony but otherwise pretty comparable.

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    5. Re:According to my sources... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Linux. The OS even bricks can run.
      That's 10 bricks for those who now buy nary.
    6. Re:According to my sources... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Linux. The OS even bricks can run.

      The guys at netBSD would get really mad about that... of course if netBSD was still alive ;-)

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    7. Re:According to my sources... by martinQblank · · Score: 2, Funny
      The OS even bricks can run.

      Imagine a beowolf clu...

      Damn. I swore I'd never do that.
  4. Argh by obeythefist · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is NOT bricking. The OS is simply disabled and can be reinstalled/system repaired whatever.

    Bricking means rendering the device completely inert and beyond normal repair methods.

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    1. Re:Argh by a_nonamiss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In theory, the exploit could probably be used to flash a bad BIOS image or something, so maybe the headline is possible if not entirely correct...

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    2. Re:Argh by AbRASiON · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly- this word has run its course, too many dipshits don't know how to use it.

      Only way to repair a bricked item is for the manufacturer to repair it or some kind of emergency flash for example - like that old virus long ago which took out the ABIT BH6 boards bios.

    3. Re:Argh by obeythefist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ahh, it's not at all, that reminds me of the old joke:

      A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you do have all the equipment."

      The capability does not equal the crime, thankfully, so while you might put the laptop in a position it's brickable, it's not. Also, with dual bios's, bricking something like a laptop requires quite a bit of effort!

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    4. Re:Argh by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Although, I must say, if there are people who really believe that because the OS doesn't boot, it's bricked, I would be happy to take those nasty old bricks off their hands and, err, "dispose" of them safely. Really.

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    5. Re:Argh by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's is brick for a given value of brick - just as the writer is the Pope for a given value of Pope since he went to Sunday School as a child. Relax and remember that people that learned to wread under Raygun like to make up their own meanings for terms like operating system etc.

    6. Re:Argh by springbox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is about as annoying as when people in online games keep saying they're "lagging" when they really mean the game is starting to run slowly and not that they're experiencing severe network latency issues.

    7. Re:Argh by cmacb · · Score: 1

      This just in:

      TechBlog Slashdot bricked by series of misleading sensationalist headlines.

      No hope of recovery.

    8. Re:Argh by Barny · · Score: 1

      Oh, I found a great way :)

      One of the new laptops with fingerprint reader, set a bios password with the fingerprint reader, then disable it in the bios and restart... Even the manufacturer was amazed this was possible, and offered my customer a new laptop due to it being the first he had seen of it.

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  5. Perhaps by Zebra_X · · Score: 3, Informative

    We should revisit what "Brick" *actually* means: "When used in reference to electronics, "brick" describes a device that cannot function in any capacity (such as a machine with damaged firmware)." (Wikipedia)

    Lately several submissions have used this term incorrectly. Come on, we're supposed to be nerds, not Cringely.

    1. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "brick" describes a device that cannot function in any capacity

      Except of course as a building material.

    2. Re:Perhaps by auldnic · · Score: 1

      perhaps a brick is something used to build houses...

  6. !BRICK FFS by caitsith01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Corrupting a Windows install does NOT BRICK A GOD DAMNED LAPTOP. You can reinstall Windows and it will work. Therefore it is not a brick, it is not bricked, it has no aspect of brickishness, not even a hint of brickening.

    What the HELL is wrong with you morons??? Do you even read Slashdot discussions? This has been pointed out over and over and over again.

    Bricking involves killing something dead in such a way that it becomes, in effect, an expensive paperweight or 'brick' if you will. As you are clearly retarded, let me explain that a 'brick' is typically a rectangular piece of clay or similar material hardened in a furnace and used to construct buildings and other structures, and usually has no functionality beyond this. Unlike the device in this story, reinstalling Windows on an actual brick will not lead to increased capabilities.

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    1. Re:!BRICK FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Corrupting a Windows install does NOT BRICK A GOD DAMNED LAPTOP.

      If it did, then Windows would be considered self-bricking.

    2. Re:!BRICK FFS by arotenbe · · Score: 1

      Unlike the device in this story, reinstalling Windows on an actual brick will not lead to increased capabilities. Don't you see? Installing Windows on anything will lead to decreased capabilities.
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    3. Re:!BRICK FFS by machine+of+god · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, no, it does. It's, uh, you need a new one. So just, you interested in selling that one? You know... for parts?

    4. Re:!BRICK FFS by eu4ik · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...a 'brick' is typically a rectangular piece of clay or similar material hardened in a furnace and used to construct buildings and other structures, and usually has no functionality beyond this"

      Close. Don't forget that a half brick in a sock makes a very effective weapon to use against, oh, let's say Slashdot editors who don't know the meaning of "brick".

      In that respect, a truly "bricked" laptop is probably even less useful than a real brick. Too big to fit in most socks...

      :)
    5. Re:!BRICK FFS by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

      In that respect, a truly "bricked" laptop is probably even less useful than a real brick. Too big to fit in most socks...

      :) There's a patch for that. A pillow case
    6. Re:!BRICK FFS by knarf · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...

      There does not seem to be that much difference between a laptop and a brick given that (re)installing Windows on either does not lead to increased capabilities... :-)

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    7. Re:!BRICK FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "reinstalling Windows on an actual brick will not lead to increased capabilities."

      Neither will installing it on any computing device, IMHO :p

    8. Re:!BRICK FFS by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 5, Funny

      I beg to differ. I've seen bricks used as paperweights, doorstops, melee weapons, missiles, jackstands, stepping stools, water-saving devices, exercise equipment, depth probes, counterweights, tourist attractions, ballast, keyless entry devices, cookware, heating elements, hammers...

      I will not have you slandering the name of the noble and versatile brick!

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    9. Re:!BRICK FFS by defro · · Score: 1

      "brickishness" Classic. Probably the first /. article comment that has made me laugh. Nice work.

    10. Re:!BRICK FFS by begbiezen · · Score: 0

      exactly! ha

    11. Re:!BRICK FFS by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      If you have bricks in your stools you should see both a Doctor and a Freemason.

      -Peter

    12. Re:!BRICK FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "keyless entry devices" - best slashdot comment of the year, comic genius.

    13. Re:!BRICK FFS by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      You'll probably need a therapist to get over whatever frightened you too.

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    14. Re:!BRICK FFS by StDoodle · · Score: 0

      I've heard some rumors that you can also, like, make walls with 'em.

    15. Re:!BRICK FFS by Azuma+Hazuki · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if it led to decreased capabilities, if it were possible. "We're sorry, this brick has performed an illegal operation and will now fail due to compressive stress." Or "This brick is about to shatter across its short axis: Allow/Deny?"

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    16. Re:!BRICK FFS by sfraggle · · Score: 1

      I LOVE MY BRICK!

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    17. Re:!BRICK FFS by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it did, then Windows would be considered self-bricking.


      Which may explain the Vista designers' fondness for the "brick wall" metaphor when choosing icons that represent security features. They tend to use a shield for small icons that go in your system tray, and a brick wall for control panel applet icons.
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    18. Re:!BRICK FFS by gatzke · · Score: 1


      Wouldn't it be possible to brick a box by doing some sort of corrupt firmware update? Maybe not brick totally, but kill a few components that can be attacked like CD / DVD drives?

      Maybe a crappy bios update? Can't you do that from windows, or do you have to boot from a floppy?

      I had a friend that used to co-op with HP in the early 90s. He claimed they would screw around with programs that could oscillate the HD heads at the correct frequency to make the heads physically crash the platters, physically destroying the HD... Not quite a brick, but broken.

    19. Re:!BRICK FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :%s/rectangular/cuboid/

      What you need is a sense of perspective.

  7. Meaning of "brick" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    When did "brick" stop meaning that the device was rendered utterly useless forever, and change to mean that the device simply stopped working and needed to be repaired?

  8. Brick? by wiredlogic · · Score: 3, Informative

    Bricking refers to rendering a device inoperable in a more significant way than corrupting data on a hard drive. These machines can still be booted from external media and restored. A truly bricked device would have its firmware corrupted or suffer some sort of damage not easily repaired without specialist tools.

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    1. Re:Brick? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I would if I can sue Newegg over this? After all, when I bought supposedly all new computer components from them and after I had them assembled the system was apparently already bricked. I had to install an OS for Christ's sakes!!!!! Please, I can speak of it no more . . . :'(

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  9. Editors: Learn the meaning of words by MrBud · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bricking means to render unbootable with no means of recovery other than sending back to the manufactures. This is usually done through the corruption of the firmware.

  10. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Corrupt the BIOS = bricked. Corrupting Windows = not bricked.

    1. Re:BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A corrupt BIOS is not beyond repair

  11. Bricked? by T-Bone-T · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anybody mention that they used "bricked" incorrectly?

    1. Re:Bricked? by mythicknight · · Score: 1

      They did? Damn, thanks for pointing it out.

    2. Re:Bricked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did but it bricked my keyboard in the proce

    3. Re:Bricked? by BlackCreek · · Score: 1

      Did anybody mention that they used "bricked" incorrectly? Not that I have noticed.
  12. Line Up! by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

    So who wants to be the first to try? ;-)

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  13. Maybe it's just Arthur vs Ford by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    to paraphrase Mr Dent:

    Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word brick that I wasn't previously aware of.

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  14. porkythepig by RockMFR · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will l-l-l-let an attacker corrupt W-w-w-windows! T-t-t-that's all folks!

  15. From the exploit description by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It sounds like the user needs to be using Internet Explorer in order to be vulnerable. I doubt anything happens on Firefox or other browser since there is purposely no ActiveX support there.

    Also I note that the exploit description itself never uses the inaccurate word "brick".

    1. Re:From the exploit description by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like the user needs to be using Internet Explorer in order to be vulnerable.

      This describes the majority of Windows users.

    2. Re:From the exploit description by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Just because the majority of Windows users are stupid doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with the HPware.

  16. STOP MISUSING THE TERM "BRICK"!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    When idiots keep misusing the term brick, and then so-called knowledgeable editors of Slashdot reinforce it's usage, it is going against everything that Slashdot is supposed to be about, which is the spreading useful information. "Brick"ing came about from PSP hacking where the entire PSP could no longer be brought up at all, if particular hacks were made to the device. No amount of reinstalling would work, because it just wouldn't turn on, rendering it as useless as a brick.

    Making a computer unbootable, is not "brick"ing it. Please. Stop the flow of misinformation and misusing of terms, and do not reinforce its usage.

  17. This is NOT bricking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This is NOT bricking. Whoever wrote this article description up is clueless. Actually if you look at the technical savvy of the average Slashdot user from 1999 until today you'll see that the technical knowledge has been dropping ever since about 2000. Slashdot users used to be way smarter and more experienced. Nowadays it seems like the average Slashdot user is just some computer hobbiest who runs Ubuntu when in past years Slashdot was full of developers, sysadmins and the like.

    1. Re:This is NOT bricking. by recharged95 · · Score: 1
      Call it the law of averages as the internet gains more mainstream users.

      Or call it democracy.

  18. Okay, "bricked" was the wrong word...but! by erroneus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The story is yet another illustration of how dangerous ActiveX is. This is not the first example and it probably won't be the last. So many other things depend on or otherwise utilize activex... some are highly security sensitive like in the case of ADP. I cannot understand why, after all these years of examples why Microsoft hasn't recalled the use of the technology as inherently dangerous. But really, it's worse than that. It breaks the premise of the web. The use of the web is not supposed to be limited to a certain hardware specification under a certain software configuration... this is irrelevant, of course, to the dangers pushed upon the users who are often required to use it.

    1. Re:Okay, "bricked" was the wrong word...but! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      That's why IE has ActiveX disabled by default nowadays. If enabled, then yes, it acts like any other executable file running under your user privilegies.

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    2. Re:Okay, "bricked" was the wrong word...but! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is, what makes the hack so specific to HP/Compaq laptops? Couldn't the ActiveXploit be used on just about any computer to render it unbootable?

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    3. Re:Okay, "bricked" was the wrong word...but! by erroneus · · Score: 2, Informative

      "disabled by default" doesn't matter when applications require its use. We're not talking about "drive-by activex" installs. We're talking about exploitable holes in the OS through a browser control installed by a 3rd party or as required for access to a service.

    4. Re:Okay, "bricked" was the wrong word...but! by erroneus · · Score: 1

      The specific ActiveX control is the vulnerable component. It's possible to make an ActiveX control that isn't vulnerable, but that's not the point. ActiveX puts a huge hole between the sandbox environment that is a web browser and connects the computer's full resources (not just those available for access by the user's own privileges thanks to the wide variety of elevation vulnerabilities that remain unpatched) to a remote server or peer on the internet.

    5. Re:Okay, "bricked" was the wrong word...but! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why IE has ActiveX disabled by default nowadays.

      Right, and the user is given the following choice whenever an attempt is made to enable it: activex.png. :)

  19. Donate how much to Wine? by tepples · · Score: 0

    there's a patch available, but it involves penguins ;-) But can the patch that involves penguins run the application that the user bought the laptop to run?

    Fight Microsoft. Donate to WINE. For the price of donating enough money Wine to pay a programmer to implement complete support for the application, one could buy several copies of genuine Windows Vista Ultimate.
    1. Re:Donate how much to Wine? by Carnildo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For the price of donating enough money Wine to pay a programmer to implement complete support for the application, one could buy several copies of genuine Windows Vista Ultimate.


      For the cost of a thousand copies of Vista Business, you could pay Wine programmers to support every app your company uses.
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    2. Re:Donate how much to Wine? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For a fraction of the investment, support the development of POSIX portable apps, and dump the platforms which don't have POSIX calls and portable libraries.

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    3. Re:Donate how much to Wine? by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      For the cost of a thousand copies of Vista Business, you could pay Wine programmers to support every app your company uses.

      Pffft. Who needs wine?

      For the cost of one copy of Vista Business, I'll gladly write a kernel patch that will brick most HP and Compaq laptops.

      Anybody?

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    4. Re:Donate how much to Wine? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      I was wondering If I was getting the logic wrong.. since I've come to that conclusion long ago. However, how much would it cost to rewrite all those apps in Python+Gtk, and then rewrite those that needed to be faster in C++\Gtk?

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    5. Re:Donate how much to Wine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including support to software that uses proprietary undocumented hardware?

      That's the only reason I have a copy of windows using much more space that it deserves in my computer. The sad part is that the software runs on windows only be mere incompetence, since it runs on windows on top of cygwin...

    6. Re:Donate how much to Wine? by tepples · · Score: 1

      For a fraction of the investment, support the development of POSIX portable apps What is the POSIX counterpart to Stone Edge Order Manager software?

      and dump the platforms which don't have POSIX calls and portable libraries. Unless we have a large investment in peripherals that came with a Windows driver disc but have no Free drivers and no documentation with which to write Free drivers.
  20. This is why we make our own clone-images by toadlife · · Score: 1

    We have some of the affected models here at work, but I make my own clone images sans the HP crapware.

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    1. Re:This is why we make our own clone-images by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      I make mine on Dell notebooks. One, because they're far more reliable and rugged (in five years' tech support I've repaired HP/Compaq, Toshiba, Lenovo, NEC/Packard Bell, Fujitsu-Siemens, Panasonic, Samsung, Acer, Clevo, you name it, I've done dozens of models of several major brands. However, I have only ever had to repair three Dell notebooks in the entire time. One of those was mine. I was a bit careless with a BB gun and shot the screen. One had a new processor after the HSF failed and "bricked" the old one, after which it worked perfectly, and the third was also mine, which had a drink of fresh hot strong syrupy coffee and survived.

      The number of other badges that didn't survive me is shocking. Most times it's down to ventilation. Clevo are the worst for heat-bricking. Toshiba are the worst for the power socket getting so hot they literally fall off the board.

      Two, because the tech support from Dell is amazing (you got to know how to talk to these guys). All my Dell notebooks (11 of) are on Gold plan. [shameless plug for Dell extended tech support plans].

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    2. Re:This is why we make our own clone-images by dave562 · · Score: 1
      [shameless plug for Dell extended tech support plans].

      I think the same can be said for most vendors extended tech support. If you are willing to pay the extra money for better support they are really going to give you better support. At least that has been my experience with Compaq/HP.

  21. Define "specialist tool" by tepples · · Score: 1

    A truly bricked device would have its firmware corrupted or suffer some sort of damage not easily repaired without specialist tools. The implications of your statement depend on how you define "specialist tool". One might consider a Windows recovery CD a specialist tool. A lot of PCs don't come with one, instead coming with a recovery partition that a trojan can easily erase once it elevates itself to administrative privileges. Besides, a lot of recovery CDs and recovery partitions will erase all user documents when run, and automated backup is also a specialist tool.
    1. Re:Define "specialist tool" by pizzach · · Score: 1

      I had the same thought as you, tepples. I suppose in the modern PC world a MS Windows install CD is a specialist's tool. But in the Mac and Linux worlds it's a OMFG they didn't include it!? WTF is wrong with these people!?!?! The cheap bastards!!!!!

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    2. Re:Define "specialist tool" by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      Utilizing a "specialist tool" involves procedures that can be performed by neither your average 13-year old, nor a Level-1 technician instructing a customer over the telephone.

      Seriously. Hush!

    3. Re:Define "specialist tool" by tepples · · Score: 1

      Utilizing a "specialist tool" involves procedures that can be performed by neither your average 13-year old My 10-year-old cousin knows some BASIC and some C and would probably be capable of following the Pandora's Battery guide to unbrick a PSP. But then again, I have an above-average 10-year-old in the family.

      nor a Level-1 technician instructing a customer over the telephone. I can't imagine how a Level-1 tech would instruct a user as to how to go buy a copy of Windows to replace the recovery partition that the trojan nuked, or how to go buy an external hard drive and a copy of Knoppix on CD to be able to recover the user's documents before using a reformat/reinstall CD.
    4. Re:Define "specialist tool" by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      My 10-year-old cousin knows some BASIC and some C and would probably be capable of following the Pandora's Battery guide to unbrick a PSP. But then again, I have an above-average 10-year-old in the family. That guide is only slightly more complicated than running the "Restore Disks" that I've seen shipped with PCs, or installing Windows itself.

      I can't imagine how a Level-1 tech would instruct a user as to how to go buy a copy of Windows to replace the recovery partition that the trojan nuked, This is true. What companies these days *use* recovery partitions? I'd have thought that they would have all switched to a clever version of Ghost. (One that doesn't freak out if your HDD has bad sectors.)

      or how to go buy an external hard drive and a copy of Knoppix on CD to be able to recover the user's documents before using a reformat/reinstall CD. How many manufacturer's recovery CDs offer the option to do an in-place reinstall of Windows? I'd be willing to wager that those that do are in the tiniest of minorities.
      (OT:) Regardless, do backup utilities count as "specialist tools", no matter how good the documentation?
  22. More correctly.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    A "brick" is a device that cannot be resored to original functionality. There is a difference.

    Many/most devices have a "low level monitor" that supports reflashing the firmware. If that low level monitor gets hosed then you have a big problem (break out the JTAG cables etc).

    Of course technical terms get bandied about by pseudo-nerds which does confuse things.

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  23. If you removed the crap.. by GregPK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you removed the crapware that HP sent out with it.. You'll be fine.. Just takes like 3 or 4 hours to do it all though... Extremely annoying...

    1. Re:If you removed the crap.. by quarrel · · Score: 1

      3-4 hours? You should get faster drives. Mine format much quicker.

      --Q

    2. Re:If you removed the crap.. by Kankraka · · Score: 1

      And you're not even kidding. It takes less time to use your exiting XP home/pro cd to install windows, and just download the drivers you need from HP's site than it does to take to restore the HDD image from -3- DVD's. Besides, they bundle wild tangent products in their install, so, I tossed that install the instant I bought an HP. It now dual boots XP Pro and Ubuntu 7.10 64bit. Quite pleased with the machine, except the LCD panel is pretty shoddy and filled with dead pixels through light wear.

  24. Deal with it by geekoid · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Brick" will be used incorrectly, and it's meaning has changed. Don't waste time fighting it, we have lost. Just like 'Hacker' or a billion other phrases the media has misused.

    Really, you're time is more valuable then that.

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    1. Re:Deal with it by peektwice · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, if it has Windows installed on it from the factory, it's already bricked.

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    2. Re:Deal with it by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a fairly recent phenomenon.. like the iphone 'brick' that wasn't a brick at all but the press seemed to pick up on the word even though they have no idea what it means (if anyone really thinks their iphone is bricked I'm quite happy to dispose of it for them, for a fee of course).

      Most people still use the term correctly.. but the press through their damned stupid ignorance is determined to change that. Slashdot should not be one of the sites doing it.. they're supposed to know better.

    3. Re:Deal with it by Disfnord · · Score: 1

      "It's" will be used incorrectly, and it's meaning has changed. Don't waste time fighting it, we have lost. Just like 'Hacker' or a billion other phrases the media has misused. Really, you're time is more valuable then that. or... "You're" will be used incorrectly, and it's meaning has changed. Don't waste time fighting it, we have lost. Just like 'Hacker' or a billion other phrases the media has misused. Really, you're time is more valuable then that. etc.

    4. Re:Deal with it by haakondahl · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot your tag~

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    5. Re:Deal with it by myz24 · · Score: 1

      I'm with ya, I call it the diluting the english language. People are always screwing up words and adding new meanings to them in such away as to destroy the original meaning.

    6. Re:Deal with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's" will be used incorrectly, and it's meaning has changed. Case in point......
    7. Re:Deal with it by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2

      I'm with ya, I call it the diluting the english language. People are always screwing up words and adding new meanings to them in such away as to destroy the original meaning.

      You mean like misusing the verb brick to mean "disable" instead of "build a masonry structure"? :p

  25. Despite this abusive news.. by miknix · · Score: 0
    .. I own a HP pavilion dv6535ep brick and it runs Linux [dot] [newline]

    Supposing that I'm using windows, I don't really think that I would be running HP software crap.. [dot] [newline]



    What's the story?
  26. "bricking" by m2943 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Bricking" a device means destroying hardware or destroying firmware in a way that cannot be recovered.

    Merely destroying a Windows installation is not "bricking" a machine; Windows needs to be reinstalled from time to time anyway.

  27. I've known about this for years... by PockyBum522 · · Score: 1

    ..But I didn't know "Plugging it in and using it" was considered an exploit.

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  28. Agree with both points. by argent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1) Bricked is the wrong word.

    2) This hilights the dangers of any holes in a sandbox. The only secure way to design a sandbox is for there to be no mechanism from inside the sandbox to request access outside it... whether by installing a plugin, executing an external application, or otherwise elevating privileges. Even if the request is normally denied, the existince of that mechanism itself creates a new class of attacks.

    The corollary to point two is that ActiveX is not just a security hole, it's a different *kind* of security hole.

    On the other hand, all three of the most common browsers have a mechanism to request access outside the sandbox. None of them are as bad as ActiveX, but they're all unnecessary.

    * Any browser on Windows is subject to URI quoting attacks on helper applications, due to the lack of a guaranteed quote-safe command line and the use of a single set of helper bindings for trusted and untrusted sources.

    * LaunchServices on OS X duplicates the second problem as well.

    * Firefox and Safari both allow web pages to request plugins be installed: XPI in Firefox and Dashboard plugins in Safari on OSX. They both wrap these interfaces in multiple levels of "approval dialogs", but my experience is that there are too many people who can be relied upon to eventually hit "go ahead and infect me" by reflex.

    * Safari and Internet Explorer can both be made to, with various amounts of approval dialogs, open downloaded documents automatically. Safari used to do this by default but thankfully it's now an option... but really that capability should not be there at all.

    None of these holes in the sandbox actually make things more convenient for users. They look like they might, but it's actually easier to download a document or a plugin and than (as a separate step) request that it be opened or installed from a file browser or from a download manager, because making the operation asynchronous and deliberate like that means you don't have to go crazy with approval dialogs, because you're not running the risk of an unexpected dialog coming up for a user with an itchy mouse button...

  29. retards like puns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not much else to it.

  30. Big deal... by Howard+Beale · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    HP/Compaq ships new laptops bricked. They call it 'Preinstalled with Windows Vista'.

  31. A slight correction by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    A security researcher calling himself porkythepig...
    OK, let's be honest here. Competent Slashdot "editors" could have made these corrections...

    An irresponsible hacker calling himself porkythepig...
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  32. Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who submit articles to Slashdot need to learn what the fuck "Brick" means.

    Yes billy, if you can reload windows and use the machine again, it's not a brick.

    From Ye old Urban Dictionary:
    Brick
    As verb: to brick something.
    This is the action of rendering any small-medium size electronic device useless.
    This can happen whilst changing the firmware, soldering or any other process
    involving either hardware of software.

    ex: I bricked my mobile phone when I tried to install Linux on it.

  33. A theory... by jbwolfe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...I must propose that Slashdot editors are involved in a conspiracy. To wit: In the past few months or so, we have had at least three submissions that have incorrectly used the term "brick" to describe a problem with typically simple solutions- distinctly not problems without solution. Anyone interested enough to submit an article to Slashdot would know the meaning of the term. Therefore, the only explanation is that the editors are cultivating the submissions in a way calculated to stimulate numerous off topic posts highlighting the improper use of the term, in turn increasing the traffic in order to generate add revenue. What's the definition of troll?

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    1. Re:A theory... by ydra2 · · Score: 1

      "What's the definition of troll?"

      A troll is a poster that spouts inane conspiracy theories to provoke useless heated discussion.

      A really good troll is a poster that spouts inane conspiracy theories and still manages to get modded up to "Score: 5, Interesting."

      Oh wait, you knew that already, didn't you!

    2. Re:A theory... by CODiNE · · Score: 3, Funny

      It all started with the iPhone. Apple is so ahead of their time, first product to be "bricked" without actually being BRICKED. PCs are just now catching up.

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    3. Re:A theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A live brick?

    4. Re:A theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been occurring for months (if not years) with the stories regarding controversial issues about politics, religion and science, with emphasis on crackpot theories. In some cases, even the slashdot QOTD was used to that effect. Very sad.

  34. My Theory by riffzifnab · · Score: 1

    Now news sources are just trolling /.

  35. Tell me why... by westlake · · Score: 1

    Tell me why a legitimate "security researcher" calls himself "porky the pig." Tell me why I should trust anything he says.

    1. Re:Tell me why... by Grey_14 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about because they posted a full analysis including a demonstration with source code? Given a lot of stupid laws going into effect all over, I'd expect a lot more security researchers to remain anonymous, and as long as you're being anonymous who cares what your handle is?

    2. Re:Tell me why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, he could just be telling Porky Pies.

  36. Irene Demova Virus by Megane · · Score: 1

    Well, at least that explains how the Irene Demova Virus could affect only a single brand of laptop. Now we just have to hope that teh terrists use unpatched HP laptops as bomb timers.

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  37. Waitaminute... by cliffiecee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why...

    YES, it is 'bricked.' Totally and utterly useless, yes. You'll need to buy a brand new one. Seeing as I'm a nice guy, I'll buy this completely bricked, utterly useless laptop from you. Just for the case and spare parts, you see. Does $100 sound reasonable for a bricked, totally useless laptop that you can never use again? Hmmm?

  38. my install of fedor aworks just fine by darth_linux · · Score: 1

    even for 64-bit HP, I'm cranking along... oh ..what? no I didn't RTFM why?

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  39. You mean I can't... by inject_hotmail.com · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...buy a brick and put in a recovery disc to get Windows running on it? DAMNIT, there goes all the Christmas presents I was going to buy everyone I know.

    Slashdot editors...please, for the love of all that is holy, the term "bricking" means "BRICK-LIKE"...any computer that can still compute (or anything that is still operational for that matter) is NOT BRICK-LIKE/a brick/bricked!

    Anyone know where the complaint department is?

  40. Le sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This way of using powerful words to attempt to lure in people to read the article, really makes me loose faith in humanity.

    Let the devolution of Slashdot into Digg commence.

    1. Re:Le sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed with your sentiment, but for fuck's sakes don't say "le sigh". That sounds like something tripmaster monkey or ackpth would say.
      And ITYM lose, not loose.

  41. You sure about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    > Firehose: Exploit supposedly bricks most HP/Compaq laptops by Ian Lamont (1116549)

    Usually, the Firehose version is exactly what you submitted and it only gets edited after acceptance. But maybe that doesn't apply to the title, I haven't paid close enough attention to be certain.

  42. Laptops ONLY by Shaltenn · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: Did not read the article.

    Does this affect Desktop machines from HP-Compaq as well? We just received a metric buttload of these machines and I'm curious if they can all be suceptible.

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    1. Re:Laptops ONLY by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. Desktop machines are too big become bricks. They are only potential cinder blocks.

      Also, Tablet PCs with corrupt Windows installations will henceforth be referred to as "paving stones".

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  43. You mean "we're not John Dvorak". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Cringely is not as tech-illiterate as that. Certainly not as clueless as any of Slashdot's "Editors", current or former.

  44. ORLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does any one want this bricked psp i have here? ... "unbrickers" exist you know.

  45. Not Bricking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tech reports that misuse terms should be canned. This doesn't make the laptop unusable. Now the common powerjack problems (which HP refuses to repair) with the HP and Compaq laptops, that can brick your laptop if it shorts your motherboard out.

  46. just as appropriate as title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in Soviet Russia bricks are laptoped!

  47. "Bricked" has become the new "SKU" by log0n · · Score: 0, Redundant

    FFS.. learn how to use the term!

  48. So...? by tristian_was_here · · Score: 1

    Could I un-brick it if I ran Linux?

  49. Yes, what has happened to bricking? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Bricking is a perfectly good technical term. I understand language evolves but it has no good reason to evolve in this direction. Real bricking is still a concern for some things and it's important to distinguish the potential damage something can do.

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  50. This is the reason I buy only... by pongo000 · · Score: 1

    ...Acme brand laptops. For some reason, they seem impervious to bricking.

  51. In other news by Matt867 · · Score: 1

    They though they had a headline when they realized it was easy to brick a HP but then they realized how much more efficient an HP is when its "bricked".

  52. Bricking *Windows* by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    Yeppers.. They're not bricking the laptop, they're just bricking Windows.

    Now, there's a part of me that wants to give a medal to anybody that does that ... but, for hacking other people's computers, I think I'd be more likely to give in to the part of me that wants to beat him (her?) to a bloody pulp.

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    1. Re:Bricking *Windows* by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      Who says you can't do both? You just have to find a heavy enough medal.

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    2. Re:Bricking *Windows* by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      <>

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  53. In defense of "brick" by timothy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    a) it's amusing to see people clamor for the "good old days" when "brick" meant a very specific form of computer disablement. Yes, those were the days, long ago, perhaps even before the television writers' strike began, why way back in ... aw, heck, you can't expect me to believe quite *that* far back, can you? I imagine a cadre of formerly peaceful hippies in a battle to the death on the proper etymology of "roach," and whether a joint which can still be successfully smoked while held between the fingers is or is not technically a roach.

    b) Brick clearly means more than "a small glitch in a basically working device," but "renders useless until a complete system re-install" doesn't seem too crazy; I've seen this use many times, esp. wrt gadgets whose firmware can be replaced with firmware. It's certainly used sometimes to refer to the kind of situation where (as here) the device becomes a doorstop until a complete new system image is installed.

    You can choose to fixate on the word (hey, it's a free world! :)), but there's some evidence that not everyone agrees that a bricking is forever.

    And if anyone would like to argue some sort of Ur-grammar definition into "brick" in the hyper-recent use to refer to borked electronics, complain about how today's kids aren't true enough to their l447sp3@k roots, may I introduce the brick (older meaning).

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  54. Uh-oh... by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

    "Exploit Found to Brick Most HP and Compaq Laptops"

    Well, I have a Compaq Presario C500T...

    "The exploit uses an ActiveX control in HP's Software Update. It would 'let an attacker corrupt Windows' kernel files..." ...which I installed Ubuntu on. Oh well.

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  55. "Most HP and Compaq Laptops" by soilheart · · Score: 1

    Hmm, according to the article the culprit is "HP Software Updates", a program I unistalled long ago and I think many else have uninstalled too (or not installed after a clean install). So say "most" feels a little wrong to me...

  56. Original Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, it's good that your original headline didn't overstate the case. But the quote has you using the word "brick" as well (assuming they didn't alter the quote to match the headline). It's also worth noting that the referenced article also uses the term "brick", and therefore we should all go flood their page with corrections.


    But when I read the referenced article, in the original context, it seemed to me that the writer was using "brick" as a way to distinguish malicious code which siezes control of your Windows box from malicious code which kills it.

  57. Almost all hardware updaters have back doors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have found almost all hardware or system updaters have back doors. For windows you go right into the services window and disable these and you are fine. (but check for updates manually or turn back on regularly)

  58. Lucily I uninstalled all the crapware... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    I uninstalled all the HP crapware as soon as I got it home.

    The only thing the updater program seemed to update was itself. It certainly didn't download any new graphics/network drivers or anything useful like that.

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  59. fix by Sobieski · · Score: 1

    I'm not expecting a fix in the next quarter... since i got my HP this summer there have been no new updates, even though at least my Graphics card has gotten several updates (if i wasnt running a HP I could have used them)

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  60. Did anybody notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did anybody notice that they mention term bricked incorrectly?

  61. mod this guy up! by compro01 · · Score: 1

    i used up all mine this morning.

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  62. I effectively bricked my compaq with linux! by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    this was like 5 years ago:

    installed linux, don't know which distrib...
    activate power saving
    wait a while, the laptop goes into hibernate
    and it stays there. forever.
    even removing batteries, harddisk etc... for several days did not help.
    needed to send it to compaq for repair.

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  63. meaning equals use, use equals meaning by stefancaunter · · Score: 1

    Sorry folks, you're making the mistake of thumping the dictionary instead of looking at actual, in the wild use, of the word "brick". It works perfectly, in this context, as a term to describe breaking some aspect of a device. It appears that some people like using the term that way, and are perfectly happy with it. It works for them. You don't have to like it, and don't have to participate in the usage, but this is demonstrably what is happening. Measurable field data exists, and native speakers of English, in context, are now using the word "brick" to mean precisely what you are all claiming it cannot mean. Go back to working on computers, and leave linguistic analysis to those who know something about it. Disclaimer: I drive a brick, and know something about language.

    1. Re:meaning equals use, use equals meaning by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      Sorry folks, you're making the mistake of thumping the dictionary instead of looking at actual, in the wild use, of the word "brick". It works perfectly, in this context, as a term to describe breaking some aspect of a device. A burnt out lightbulb doesn't brick the whole lamp. Likewise, uninstalling Windows does not brick a computer unless there is no means to install any replacements.

      Another poster offered to buy notebooks for up to $100 (based on make/model). If you believe those notebooks are bricked, he'll make an instant profit on E-Bay because you didn't do a factory restore.
    2. Re:meaning equals use, use equals meaning by gr8scot · · Score: 1
      Native speakers -- of what?

      Measurable field data exists, and native speakers of English, in context, are now using the word "brick" to mean precisely what you are all claiming it cannot mean.
      Good point. What's more, if all speakers of Standard American English coordinate introduction of one slang term to the lexicon, "slanglish," it will remove the ambiguity of meanings of words in English by re-assigning those to the subset it really is, "slanglish."

      dis: 1. prefix 2. meaningless noise 3. see "slanglish" dictionary

      bling: 1. meaningless noise 2. see "slanglish" dictionary

      How do those field data measure?
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  64. okok .. let's change it ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    .. to "professional doorstop". No more insulting that brick.

    How difficult can it be to see the difference between a (full) operating laptop and a professional doorstop?
    The doorstop won't budge ... just like a brick (should do) ;)

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  65. and I totally believe you, trollie by rs232 · · Score: 1

    Re:I effectively bricked my compaq with linux!

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  66. Bricked = Toileted by CyberGenesis · · Score: 1

    Bricked should be reserved for the hardware related destruction of a machine.

    I prefer the term toileted when the exploit only causes Windows XP re-flushing.

    For the destruction of a data centre, I recommend the term "constipated". Ie the entire data centre was constipated by the active-x exploit.

    When an entire country is disrupted by an exploit I feel the term "mega-plopped" is fitting.

    I also feel the general population would relate better to these terms and these terms would help motivate them to avoid such incidents via mental imagery association. The idea of a brick has little symbolic value, especially as many computers are shaped like bricks anyway.

    1. Re:Bricked = Toileted by gr8scot · · Score: 1

      It's vivid, simple, easy to adapt to other scenarios, as you've demonstrated -- and, it fits with the terminology I already use for the act of installing Windows.

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  67. action at a distance .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "Hmm, according to the article the culprit is "HP Software Updates", a program I unistalled long ago"

    How does you uninstalling the program make all the other laptops safe. Is this an example of quantum entanglement; action at a distance. You uninstall 'Software Updates' and simultaneously it gets uninstalled on all other HP laptops.

    "HP issued an update that simply disabled the vulnerable software .. Simple disabling of the vulnerable control .. [could still] result in the machine .. [being] compromised,"

    How did you manage to remove it since HP only managed to disable it and according to the article it still leaves the machines vulnerable to the exploit.

    Re:"Most HP and Compaq Laptops"

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    1. Re:action at a distance .. by soilheart · · Score: 1

      Ooops.
      Well. Time to install XP it sounds like =P

  68. Critical update for HP certain laptops by Nichole_knc · · Score: 1

    This past month HP issue a critical BIOS update for HP Pavilions 6000, 9000 and some Compaq series.. I don't know if this is related to this 'bug' or not.. They also issued updates to their 'HP' update wares... I have such a laptop.. It is my only Windors box.. All other are Slackware... FYI... IF you have such a machine using either HP update or visiting HP support you can get the BIOS updates (winflash) and other software updates for these machines...

  69. "Paging Dr. Bubba..." by dpiven · · Score: 1

    "A security researcher calling himself porkythepig [...]"

    How come I never hear of a cancer researcher calling herself "Bubba the Shithammer"? Or a nuclear scientist who calls himself "Fluffy Huggy Bunny"?

    And people wonder why computer security is consistently ignored.

  70. Unfair mod.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, just because he doesn't love the iPhone doesn't mean he isn't probably right...

  71. repeated often enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it becomes the 'truth'

  72. points about the article's headline - JTAG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is always the other viewpoint ...
    In this case embedded hardware.

    Almost everything I work on has its JTAG chain
    connected. Its 5 pins, or pads, just like 99%+ of
    the keyboards out there.

    No, if you can get it running from JTAG, it can still live
    to Talk Like A Pirate.

    RAmen

    daryl_and_daryl

  73. Good Grief by Kostya · · Score: 2, Informative

    Come on people. I know it's all sensational and stuff to talk about bricking, but this ain't bricking. Bricking is when the device is now as "useful as a brick" or could literally be used only as a paper weight or a door stop. When it cannot be recovered or fixed, that's a brick. This is just a fouled up machine. Which viruses have been giving us since the early 90s when hard drives became standard in PCs.

    It's like there's a bunch of kiddies out there who heard all the sensation about iPhones getting bricked (now that seemed like a genuine brick for quite a while) and now think that the cool term for screwed up is now "brick". Use some precision, for crying out loud.

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    1. Re:Good Grief by jskline · · Score: 1

      I agree man. This is amounting to sensationalist writing and someone is looking for a pat on the back!

      Those of us who are worth our salt in IT have "ghost" or ghost-like image file backups of the drive contents, usually both a baseline, and a running backup with which to put the said "brick" back into full operation.

      I think this term is definitely being over-used. Must not be enough articles about bricking Apple phones I guess!

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  74. REPAIR INSTALL!!!!!.... by Pax681 · · Score: 1

    all you would need to do is a simple repair install. it's an option in the xp CD(dunno about vista as i have never used it and don't plan to any time soon) this is not bricked if like lazarus it can be resurrected and make to work again using a simple sogftware route. bricking means no lazarus... not even a hint of reincarnation under a reinstall/repair install. Mind you in Scotland, where i live, a non IT meaning if "brick" is crap. as in "he saw the car coming and bricked himself". bricking in this meaning also renders a person useless but only until they wash themelves and change their garments and prpare to never live it down!

  75. masonry! by revxul · · Score: 1

    Popular buzz word of late-2007 (and likely into 2008): brick.
    Everything is "bricking" your devices these days.

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  76. brick-on: apply directly to forehead by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Why don't we demonstrate what the word brick means in the context of electronic devices by bashing their head in with a brick. When they come to realize that they will never awaken from this state, a Zen like realization will wash over them as to the true meaning of bricked.

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  77. I win! (pay up) by hawk · · Score: 1

    Sure enough, the very top comment on a bricking article explained that what happend was not bricking.

    hawk, trying not to hurt his arm as he pats his own back

  78. And ReactOS by tepples · · Score: 1

    Including support to software that uses proprietary undocumented hardware? Yes, in theory. The ReactOS project is aimed at creating a clone of the NT kernel that can run device drivers for Windows XP.
  79. Dude, you said "batch"!! by gr8scot · · Score: 1

    The same researcher last week outlined a batch of additional vulnerabilities in HP and Compaq laptops, for which HP later issued patches."
    OK, I admit, you didn't say "batch" in the context I'm about to use it, but bear with me. What these automatic update programs do is simple enough to put in a batch file. A small one. With a decent man page, I mean README.txt file, even mega-dolt users could get all their updates on schedule, including programs and parts they haven't purchased yet. The marginal improvement in convenience was never worth the effort it took to put basic functions under control of a GUI. When those same marginal improvements in convenience also make the purchaser vulnerable to infiltration, or even simplY vandalism "only" requiring a re-install, it's time for a grown-up computer with an actual operating system, structurally distinct from its bundled web browser.
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  80. How to Brick. by ralph.corderoy · · Score: 1

    All most exploits would have to do to brick a PC is to set the ATA security password on the hard drive to something random that's instantly discarded. Done right, only the master password for the drive would unlock the drive after having done a security format first, wiping all data. And most users don't have the master password so they'd have to attempt to get it, based on their drive's serial number, from their PC manufacturer or hard drive vendor. It bricks the hard drive in most cases because getting the master password is so awkward.

    1. Re:How to Brick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add the following:

      1. Run the Chernobyl virus and flash the BIOS.
      2. Park the HDD heads in the middle of the drive and power down HDD.
      3. Send a frequency to the CRT that it can't handle (nice implosion!)
      4. Send 100,000,000 lines of text to the dot matrix printer, each with a CR but without a LF. See pretty smoke.
      5. Hack the CPU fan control and switch it off. Then run your favourite program to calculate prime numbers...

      Ah, those were the days. We actually did it. One very dead PC, complete with magic smoke escaping.

      Now get off my lawn!

  81. MyDocuments: avoid (was: Re:Two points about the ) by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

    But do these computers come with a recovery CD, or just a recovery partition? I've also read about recovery CDs that entirely reformat the computer's hard drive, taking My Documents with it.
    I'd be worried about using MyDocuments for anything vaguely important. Assume that Windows is inevitably going to end up trashing its own file system at some point, and choose your file locations accordingly:
    "OS" partition ... "documents" partition ... "emergency backup files" partition ...