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  1. Re:Let /. be the judge on Legal Issues for Outside Webcams and Others Privacy? · · Score: 1

    I've found Waldo! Cunningly disguised (d'oh!)

  2. Let /. be the judge on Legal Issues for Outside Webcams and Others Privacy? · · Score: 1

    Tell us the URL so we can judge for ourselves if you are invading your neighbour's privacy. And if we deem that you are guilty we will issue a 24 hour, round the clock /.ing penalty.

  3. Re:I'm reading the book on The Universe in 4 Lines of Code? · · Score: 1

    >> "But again there's lots of "I believe" and practically no "I've observed."

    It's another facet of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle:

    The more one believes in something, the less able one is to actually observe it. Or, more succinctly, faith is blind.

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  4. Re:What, another *space marine* game? on Doom III Officially Announced · · Score: 1

    [...opening a portal into Purgatory itself! Heathens, unbaptised babies and who knows what else...]

    Unbaptised babies go to limbo so there's no need to fear demon infants strangling you with their umbilical cords.

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  5. Imagine the court proceedings transcript on 11 Things About Spider-Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    CP = Counsel for the Plaintiff
    CD = Counsel for the Defendant

    CP: The accused has distorted the billboard area without my client's permission.

    CD: My client has agreed to re-edit the film to remove all shots of the Times Square Billboard area, thus resolving the plantiff's grievance. Does my Learned Friend concur?

    CP: What? Well...errr....oh bugger.

  6. Re:It *could* be Evolution by Natural Selection on Thumbs Are the New Fingers for GameBoy Youth · · Score: 1

    There's nothing like empirical observation for highlighting the flaws in a hypothesis.

    I think I can still redeem it though. How about if I pretend that it was a humorous comment. Phew, good save.

  7. It *could* be Evolution by Natural Selection on Thumbs Are the New Fingers for GameBoy Youth · · Score: 1

    If it's not the playing of games that gives rise to a more dexterous thumb, but the other way round, then we have the following scenario:

    Mutated gene gives rise to a more dexterous thumb.

    A more dexterous thumb grants the host improved console gaming skills.

    A host with improved console gaming skills has more opportunities to procreate than those without the improved skill.

    Leading to:

    An increase in the proportion of the population with the mutated gene.

    Ergo, evolution by Natural Selection.

  8. Re:seems reasonable on WINE May Change To LGPL · · Score: 1

    >> You can never keep up with MS changing and adding to the API all the time. You have to change with every new release of popular programs (e.g. Office).

    But even Microsoft application products have to be able to run on older OS's. OfficeXP will run on Windows 98

  9. Re:PC/Computing on Structural Integrity of Laptops? · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> I cancelled my sub when they dropped Penn Jillette in like 1994.

    From what height was he dropped? And was he still working afterwards?

  10. A twist on a tired phrase on al Qaeda Hacks XP? · · Score: 1

    All your US are belong to Base.

  11. It's psychological warfare on The Successor To Popunder Ads? · · Score: 1

    I've just figured it out. By exposing us to more and more annoying forms of advertising they are conditioning us into considering banner ads, which were similarly reviled when they first started appearing, as being not so bad after all.

    Pretty soon we'll actually be begging for their return. End result - Advertisers win by a psychological knockout.

  12. It's pretty obvious really... on Parasitic Wasp Reprograms Its Host Spider · · Score: 3, Funny

    The wasp married the spider.