...that let me see her dirty parts for the first time...
This is something that I just don't get. Why are human beings' genitals considered "dirty"? I can understand it if you make a habit of not showering or bathing, but otherwise, why is sexuality dirty?
Next they'll require you to show your good faith by using your own credit card and/or funds for travel and business expenses.
I worked for a company once that did this. They wanted me to fly to a remote customer site, pay for the tickets, rental car, hotel, et al on my own, and then turn the receipts in for reimbursement after the trip was finished. When they said that it typically took two to four weeks to process those receipts and to cut a check, I started laughing...
...and then quit that same week. Last I heard, the customer gave up in frustration and went with a competing product since the company had been unable to promptly send a systems engineer out.
My company steals broadband from the unsecured wifi router down the hall.
LOL! One of the remote sales guys that work for the same company as I do had his Internet connection this way -- he was sponging off his neighbor's WiFi. One day it quit working, and he called me (IT support) complaining loudly about the company-supplied connectivity being down all morning "without prior notice." Asshat!
I am a System Administrator, the modern equivalent to the blacksmith.
Wrong. We system administrators are the modern Electronic Janitors. Our job is to electronically clean up after the same people who can't piss in a straight line, and soak the wall and floor surrounding the toilet.
Back in my day, we were required to purchase and maintain the rocks that we banged together. Yeah! The company asshats wouldn't even supply us with rocks! Cheap bastards!
It took a bit of haggling, but my employer pays for both my cell phone (a plan with unlimited minutes + 1,000 text messages per month) and my 1.5/768 DSL line.
I know that video games definitely influence my politics. I oppose the war on Iraq specifically because I learned that the poor soldiers don't have a Save/Restore Game option.
WTF kind of planning is that? How can anyone reasonably expect the soldiers to give their personal best when they can't even restore a saved game after getting shot by an enemy soldier? This was definitely a war that was rushed to market. Perhaps we should wait for the first patch to come out before continuing to pursue the war.
Setting fire to the projectionist is an excellent offensive move. Barring that, set fire to the theatre. If that is not an option, yell Fire! in the theatre. Worst case scenario, simply set fire to your camcorder.
I am 6'2 and 230Lbs with large feet and bad knees.
Oh, quit your whining. I'm 6'4" (1.9 meters) tall and weigh 260 lb. (117 kg.) I own a Honda Civic, and I fit very comfortably in it. Lots of head room, plenty of leg room, and no difficulty whatsoever in getting in and out of the car.
There is absolutely no excuse to drive an environment-destroying vehicle. However, if you must, the least you can do is to slap one of these on your SUV.
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Actually, Juggs Magazine is a truly great publication. ;-) Sadly, I had to throw away my old issues -- they were too sticky.
I rarely read any printed pr0n, but when I do, I prefer magazines such as this one, this one, or this one. Fat chicks rule!
Back in my day, we were required to purchase and maintain the rocks that we banged together. Yeah! The company asshats wouldn't even supply us with rocks! Cheap bastards!
It took a bit of haggling, but my employer pays for both my cell phone (a plan with unlimited minutes + 1,000 text messages per month) and my 1.5/768 DSL line.
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
Sam Adams: always the right choice.
I say we stick this guy on a bicycle and have him race Lance up a hill. Yeah. Good times!
You mean like this?
WTF kind of planning is that? How can anyone reasonably expect the soldiers to give their personal best when they can't even restore a saved game after getting shot by an enemy soldier? This was definitely a war that was rushed to market. Perhaps we should wait for the first patch to come out before continuing to pursue the war.
Definitely the world's fastest and finest browser.
Setting fire to the projectionist is an excellent offensive move. Barring that, set fire to the theatre. If that is not an option, yell Fire! in the theatre. Worst case scenario, simply set fire to your camcorder.
There is absolutely no excuse to drive an environment-destroying vehicle. However, if you must, the least you can do is to slap one of these on your SUV.
Poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick. After that, you won't notice the eye strain.