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Does Your Company Pay For Broadband?

masq57 writes "My fellow administrators and I used to have company provided ISDN lines in our homes so that we could respond quickly to issues after hours. That was changed in the last few years to letting us expense our broadband service. Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers. What sort of experiences do the rest of slashdotters have along these lines?"

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  1. Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number. If they don't want to pay for the means of contacting you, they can try your answering machine and hope for the best.

    Next thing's to work on finding an employer that isn't run by such cheap bastards.

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    1. Re:Easy one. by smkndrkn · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I did and they haven't bought me any of those devices....and I also don't put as many hours in at night. Its wonderful :)

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    2. Re:Easy one. by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't add much, but I don't have mod points, but this is such a good FP, I just had to chime in with a "me too" post.

      What the company used to give you was, to some extent, a benefit to partially compensate you for your availability. They have chosen to reduce your benfits. You make the call.

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    3. Re:Easy one. by rindeee · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree. You'll find out how important it is when you don't have any of them...for work purposes anyway. Sounds like management is a little out of touch with reality.

    4. Re:Easy one. by keybsnbits · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I totally agree, but your solution isn't a realistic one. That's only a great way to LOSE your job. The best thing for companies to do is to pay for any cell phone charges that were caused by after hours work. If they are really generous, they could also pay for a percentage of your internet cost if you use it from home. Either that, or just write it off as "needed for work" for tax purposes ;)

    5. Re:Easy one. by koa · · Score: 4, Informative

      I agree with the parent here. If the company you work for doesnt pay for the means for you to be contacted or work outside the confines of the business hours (or business facility) they should not expect you to be on call or do any work under those curcumstances.

      Period.

      I know from experience that if a company starts looking for ways to shave that extra inch off their expenses in that way; that the company is in deeper trouble than they let on. You'll be looking for work elswhere shortly wether you like it or not. heh.

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    6. Re:Easy one. by DaHat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ahh the words of an hourly worker.

      How I miss those days... walking towards the time clock, thinking of what I'd do the next day, punching out and moving onto personal things for the evening and not having work come to mind until the next morning just after I punched in.

      When one is a salary man, a bit more is expected, within reason (which is the key).

    7. Re:Easy one. by wyseguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number. If they don't want to pay for the means of contacting you, they can try your answering machine and hope for the best.

      I pretty much have that arrangement with my employer. Fortunately, my boss and I have the same opinions about that level of 24x7 support, that if you aren't willing to provide the means to contact the employee and provide them the access to the systems at work from home, then you can't expect them to be on call all the time. Since our IT head won't even allow FTP access to our webservers, I won't be working from home any time soon.

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    8. Re:Easy one. by ||Plazm|| · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. When I first started my current job, I used my personal cell phone for work with the promise that I would be furnished a phone eventually. It wasn't costing me anything to do this. However, when the time came, my boss requested a company cell phone for me and that request was denied.

      Easy solution: Quit using personal equipment for work. Its actually nice not being able to be reached 24/7. The other Engineers wish they could turn in their phones.

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    9. Re:Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 2, Informative

      While that's a nice dig, and I'm not telling you about my work, I'm not paid hourly.

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    10. Re:Easy one. by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Why is this cheap? I'd rather pay for my own service, that way I can elect to spend the appropriate amount based on the coverage and usage I want. If anything, I'd expect my employer to provide very basic pager service (and nothing more) for after-hours contact. If I was making a good salary, I'd pay for the pager without thinking twice.

      I'd rather not have my employer give out entitlements like this which eat into their budget both in cost of services, and in the labor to keep track of those services.

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    11. Re:Easy one. by darth_pepsi · · Score: 1

      This is kinda what's happening at my place of work. We've been given pagers but we're not getting compensated. If we answer good, if not, oh well better luck next time. If you did sign your life away then don't answer when they call. We're not cyborgs yet

      I guess it's a matter of response time. When our systems are borked, I will use my personal connection to do a quick check. The clock starts then at 1hr of overtime. If I have to go into work, it jumps up to 3hrs.

      Sometimes those late nights are peaceful, and when you come in the next day you're a hero.

    12. Re:Easy one. by ChristTrekker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree...to an extent. When you're salaried, more is expected - but how much more is still open for debate. In this case, work would have my home number. That's a reasonable effort on my part to be available. Just because all these technologies (wireless, pagers, broadband, cell phones) exist doesn't make it my responsibility to enslave myself to my employer 24x7.

    13. Re:Easy one. by ahsile · · Score: 0

      The company that I work for does supply these things. Blackberry, Pager, Laptop, Cell, etc. They do believe in the fact that if they need you to do work after hours and get on it, they need to give you access to these things.

      Internet is another story... (at least where I work). We're not an ISP, or a webhosting service. If you want to work from home, we have VPN access, but you have to pay for the connection yourself. If something goes wrong, we still have the cell phones, and pagers, and blackberries to get ahold of each other.

      So, we believe our employees are critical to our business and we believe these things are needed to get in contact with people!

    14. Re:Easy one. by kevlar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My understanding is that you can only write off businesses expenses if you are self employed. So writing off your cablemodem would raise a flag and thats the type of thing they audit people for (not necessarily for that little amount of money though).

      On top of that, writing off $400 off your taxable income is silly and saves you approximately $0 for 99.99% of America.

    15. Re:Easy one. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It depends...

      If you're a Unix admin or Oracle admin, and your job is to keep those things running 24 / 7 / 365, you better be reachable or you won't be working.

      Sure, if your a Systems Analyst or Software developer, it's not big deal. I doubt it would be an issue.

      But many companies stipulate you MUST keep the servers running all day, period. So, if a server goes down or something goes wrong, it's either get out of bed or get into the unemployment line.

      I knew a DBA that would get calls at 3 or 4 AM. She hated it, REALLY hated it, but she knew she had to do it.

      Sure, some companies won't care so much if Oracle crashes at 9PM or an intranet site is up. But some need / want them running all day, everyday.

    16. Re:Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And that's perfectly reasonable. What's not reasonable is expecting the employee to pay the freight for all these gadgets himself, and expecting the employee to use them to be at said employer's beck and call. For that sort of availability, the least they can do is pay for the communications devices. I've read the counters about how it's easy to say what I'm saying while employed--OK, then the intelligent thing to do is to pay for the unreasonable stuff now, and be looking. If you're near vesting, wait for the day after, then get out on your terms.

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    17. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't allow FTP access to webservers either. SSH/SCP on the other hand would be acceptable. Of course your IT head probably doesn't even know what SSH is...

    18. Re:Easy one. by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      In the US you can write off unreimbursed work expenses.

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    19. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're expected to be on the end of a leash in your employer's hand *and* pay for the privilege? If that's the case, it sounds like a job worth losing.

      I refuse to give my company my cell phone number. In fact, they haven't even asked despite the fact that I take it to work every day. My main reason for having it is to make personal calls from work that they don't have the legal right to record.

    20. Re:Easy one. by m2bord · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      i never will lose my job over such ridiculousness.

      my company is the cheapest that there is...heck...we have to bring in our own pens....

      but i have told my employer that i pay for my cell and they have no right to call it.

      i have my own servers and my own net connections and since i pay for them, i don't do company work over them.

      and i don't want a pager/blackberry. my wireless phone has text messaging capabilities but i haven't given them that info either...

      i've been here for five years and i'm a key figure.

      hey...if they was me to respond afterhours, then they need to make it worth my while.

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    21. Re:Easy one. by unclejeb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Greed has something to do with it not just being in trouble. I work for a financial firm that has done better than its peers during the downturn for the last few years. The board got a 21% raise, we all took cuts and on-call pay went away. This was done largely because the market was in their favor as jobs were tight.

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    22. Re:Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think part of this has to do with the terms of employment to start with--if you're told up front, "We need to get you 24x7, and you'll be expected to carry a pager, and no, we won't pay for it" and you still take the job, that's one thing (and an unreimbursed employee business expense that's deductible after a certain threshold, but IANATA (tax advisor) and I digress).

      But it's another thing entirely for an employer to provide those devices with the expectation that you'll be reachable, then to say "you're now responsible for paying for this stuff. And, oh, by the way, you still need to be reachable 24x7." At that point, it's time to question why they've suddenly become so tightfisted and to look for employment at someplace more financially stable, more considerate of their staff, or, ideally, both.

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    23. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that's more or less what I did.

      Got rid of my car. Two weeks later they gave me a significant raise (with the implication to buy a car).

      Got rid of my telephone. Two weeks later they gave me another significant raise (with the implication to buy a mobile phone).

      I had no real grounds to complain at that point - 33% raises within a year!

    24. Re:Easy one. by koa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What?

      Unless it is your job to care about such things; -or- you are an officer of the company with a vested interest in the internal financials...

      !!!

      Why would you give a rats ass as to the "entitlements like this which eat into their budget both in cost of services" in the first place?

      You are employed to do a job, no?
      You are given tools to do said job, yes?

      On your logic, I think I'll start taking my own trash from my office becuase I care too much about the office cleaning budget to let the janitor do it. Hah!

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    25. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that my friends, hits the nail squarely on the head. I think some employeers are using the down economy to force unreasonable expectations on their employees such as having them pay for cell phones and so on. In better times, no one would have gone for it because another job was readily available. However, I'd much rather work flipping burgers than for a boss that puts such unreasonable demands on my personal time. If they want to infringe on it by more than my normal home phone number, they pay for the gadgets. Plain and simple.

    26. Re:Easy one. by maximilln · · Score: 1

      That's only a great way to LOSE your job

      You're very correct. It is impossible to start taking things away from people who above you in the chain of command. There's that old line about setting your own bar too high. While I personally feel that it's an apologist line of crap that management uses to horsewhip employees it still is a predominant mindset among the people who rank higher in the corporation.

      That said, when I moved to this city to take a new job I got rid of my car within a week of moving here. If they want me in early or to stay late they'll have to find transportation for me because I _MUST_ leave in time to catch the bus and I can't be in any earlier than the bus arrives. I had no telephone for the first six months of living here. Not that my job requires me to be accessible but I wanted to make it clear that, once I'm out of the building, I'm on _MY_ time.

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    27. Re:Easy one. by rizzo420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      is it reasonable to expect someone to pay for their own broadband service, for their own personal computer at home, for their own cell phone, for their own pager, for whatever?

      i think you are missing the point regardless of being paid salary. you aren't expected to have any of that stuff, and if they do expect that, then they need to at least increase your salary so you can afford the extra expenses they expect you to pick up. your salary is meant to compensate you for your time, you give them a service, they pay you for it. that salary is not meant to pay for work-related expenses. so while a bit more would be expected of someone on salary, it's also not within reason to expect that person to pay for all these work-related items if they normally wouldn't have them anyways.

      the only way i'd work for a company that expected me to provide my own cell phone, computer, and broadband connection was if i knew they were paying me a fair amount higher than the average salary for my position.

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    28. Re:Easy one. by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      I agree. I'm paid to work and if want to get ahold of me outside of normal hours the least they can do is pay for the tools to do that. I would never pay for the tools that they would use to bother me out of normal business hours, probably asking me to do work that I will not be paid overtime to do.

      And, yes, this is realistic. You have to make sure you are valuable enough that they don't just replace you with some other droid. But you need to do that anyway. You need to be so damn good that they can't or won't replace you and will pay for the tools you need to get the job done. If your skillset is so identical and your work ethic such that you aren't in any way different from the hundreds of others that want your job then you're going to eventually get replaced whether you pay for your tools or not. Differentiate yourself, make yourself valuable, and you will have job security and won't have to pay for your own tools.

    29. Re:Easy one. by Gudlyf · · Score: 1
      "The best thing for companies to do is to pay for any cell phone charges that were caused by after hours work."

      Agreed. Eventually the company's accounting people will get so fed up with how much time it takes to process the highlighted items on cellphone bills, etc., that they may cave and just give you the damn cellphone account in-full, as it's easier for them to just get the bill and pay it as-is.

      ...at least that's how it's worked in some places I've worked at.

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    30. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The home internet one is pretty thin; more than likely it will be used for surfing for pr0n and playing Everquest.

      The pager and cell phone thing? That is easy, and I totally agree with the people who say to let them take their chances with your answering machine. In fact, at my last job, this was exactly what happened. There is no reason for me, as a worker, to be subsidizing the company's IT support. As long as the entire IT staff has the same opinion, and are backed by their supervisor, this will work.

      The nice thing is it makes your job easier; if they cant get ahold of you, it isnt your problem. And pagers cost what, $10 a month tops? Cheap fucks.

    31. Re:Easy one. by wyseguy · · Score: 1

      You're right, FTP access would be a little much. However, I've inquired about using SSH/SCP and I was told they are considered "hacker tools" and as such those requests are actively blocked. The guy is so dim that if it doesn't have Microsoft's logo on it, he's never heard of it.

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    32. Re:Easy one. by Indianwells · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your company is on its way to a sale or bankruptcy. Move on! In my experience, once the company starts cutting back in such a way, it has much larger problems that they don't want to discuss with the rank and file. I'd bail as soon as possible.

    33. Re:Easy one. by sbroam · · Score: 1

      I think that only works if it excludes a certain percentage of your income - 2% I think.

    34. Re:Easy one. by Insightfill · · Score: 4, Informative
      Non-self-employed people in the US can only write off non-reimbursed business expenses to the extent that they exceed 2% of their Adjusted Gross Income.

      You'd need to be paid very little (or pay a lot for broadband) to cross that line.

      On the flip-side, you can also start a small business on the side (sell Beanie Babies on Ebay, for all it matters) and you can write off the broadband bill and computer stuff, too.*

      *(To the extent that your profit from the side job exceeds your costs. You must make a net profit for two out of three years, or the IRS just calls it a "hobby", which has a different classification.)

    35. Re:Easy one. by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      In the US you can write off unreimbursed work expenses.

      Any expenses, or is there a minimum limit like there is for medical expenses? Sometimes, you can't write stuff off unless it is X percent of income.

      I think that these managers are upset with their bottome line but want to cut employee payroll before they cut their own. If a company understands the value of a 24/7 sysadmin, then they really do need to pay for the pager, at a minimum, and allow people to get reimbursed for portions of their phone bills and internet bills for work-related things.

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    36. Re:Easy one. by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      IT heads like me are used to carrying a cell phone 24x7. I also set up the SSH/SCP access, filtered mail forwarding, chroot'ed FTP site, text message emergency notification and internal website that includes home and cell phone numbers of key people, including all company officers, in case of emergency.

      My company pays for my cell phone and I think they're getting a bargain.

    37. Re:Easy one. by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I agree. You'll find out how important it is when you don't have any of them...for work purposes anyway. Sounds like management is a little out of touch with reality.

      Sounds like an exec is getting a bonus for reducing expenses. Do you want to pay for his/her bonus?

      It's understandable if you're in a trade that requires you to bring your own tools to work, but IT work doesn't sound like it, particularly if you read EULAs and take them literally for something you personally bought but use to advance the goals of commercial concern. If it's not in the terms of your employment to provide your own tools, do what I do and say (truthfully in some cases) I don't have it and I'm not buying it with my own money.

      Best of luck, hopefully your boss isn't a dickhead and tries to sack you for insubordination.

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    38. Re:Easy one. by vasqzr · · Score: 1


      Right. If you're not working from home, they shouldn't be paying your broadband anyway. Should they lease you a car so you can drive it to work as well?

      But if they REQUIRE a cell phone or constantly call you on it, they should pay for it.

    39. Re:Easy one. by Jhon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Let me 'chime in' myself.

      I work for a mid-sized medical lab that STARTED as a very small niche lab.

      I bent over backwards to make myself valuable to my employer. That includes web accessable alpha paging (straight to my cell phone) and cell access. PLUS support from home/vacations. This was all at my expense.

      The downside: It costs me money every month.

      The upside: Tax write-off, greater asset to my employer, was able to jump on any major problems BEFORE they effected employee productivity.

      Here I am 5 years later earning 4x my starting wage (which wasn't too bad to start with) and I'm the manager of my dept. Further, I may be on a 'leash', but I have incredible amounts of flexability. Twice a week over summer, I leave for a 2.5 hour lunch and spend it with my son (park, catch, arcade, whatever). Whats that worth to some people? For me it's priceless. (Of course that 7 hour drive up the coast from LA to Oakland xmas-eve sucked -- but I made it back before my kids were woke up xmas morning! (I drove to make SURE I didn't get stuck at the airport)).

      It all depends on your 'situation'. Plus, working for a privately owned company vs. a heartless evil corporation is a major asset -- and humans appricate effort more than faceless 'boardrooms'. ymmv.

    40. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, you've fallen for the FUD. Let me ask you this. What if your work requires you to be on the cell phone so much, that you either face hundreds of dollars in overage or roaming charges or have to subscribe for a plan that is $50+ more than you would have for your personal use? You would have to pay this out of pocket month after month when if they'd just called you on a land-line at home, it would have been free. So basically you're accepting a couple hundred dollars a month pay cut when you pay for your own services.

      And trust me, this does not cost a company as much as it costs you after you account for the tax writeoffs they get. Most providers also give businesses discounts that the regular consumer does not get. What costs you a couple hundred probably only costs them half or less. And the "labor" to track the services for one employee amounts to little more than a couple extra minutes in the payroll process. Might add up for large businesses, but it's a pitiance for the small businesses. Certainly nothing you'd need an extra employee to keep track of unless you're a large business.

    41. Re:Easy one. by pclminion · · Score: 1
      When one is a salary man, a bit more is expected, within reason (which is the key).

      That's not how I understand salaried work at all. My view on it is that salaried work is work that must be accomplished within a certain time frame. Period.

      If you can bust your ass and do your job on only 30 hours a week, rock on. Likewise, if you need 80 hours a week to do your job, tough shit.

      Salary isn't about working harder than everyone else. It's about getting your work done no matter what it takes. Sometimes, "what it takes" is less than you might expect. Sometimes it's more. The real difference between this and hourly wage is much greater responsibility. That doesn't necessarily translate directly into more hours and harder work.

    42. Re:Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      But that's all unreimbursed business expenses, not broadband. Again, IANATA (tax advisor) and I don't take the deduction. But you've got professional magazines/journals, travel to conferences and any unreimbursed expenses that might involve, classes (to the extent other deductions aren't taken), books or a Safari subscription, software, a laptop--anything required for your job. I consider $50k a reasonable salary for my locale, and that threshold is only $1,000. Decent broadband is $600/yr. before taxes--it wouldn't take many legitimate goodies to go over the threshold.

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    43. Re:Easy one. by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
      "You'd need to be paid very little (or pay a lot for broadband) to cross that line"

      Well, if he's in IT nowadays, that's probably a given. The small business on the side bit, is useful. Just don't get audited, it sucks.

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    44. Re:Easy one. by katorga · · Score: 1

      I have been down this path. Past employers would pay for dedicated ISDN. Current would expense cable or DSL connectivity. Current now is starting to push back on expensing.

      I will not guarantee that I will respond to email, phone calls, or any other form of contact during non-busines hours. I do not supply anything other than my home phone number.

      The company can pay for the company's connectivity to me. There are plenty of employers and only one of me.

    45. Re:Easy one. by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      As far as paying for your work tools, the way I look at it is:

      a) Your employer requires that you show up to work every day. This requires a car in most cases. You pay for your car and gas.

      b) Some jobs, such as auto mechanics, require the purchase of your own tools which can run into thousands of dollars.

      So, what it boils down to is are they paying you enough for you to pay for your own job-related tools? Or, to put it another way, would you rather have to pay reduced by $100 a month, or pay for your own phone/broadband/etc?

    46. Re:Easy one. by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Now my question to you is, did anyone think to ask the board why they thought they deserved 21% more income while concurrently stripping pay from their employees?

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    47. Re:Easy one. by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My advice here is simple and it relates directly to the difference in those expectations.

      CONTACT A LABOR LAWYER NOW. Get a consultation, see who will just talk to you. Talk now.

      That or start looking for a new job (or both).

      Basically they hired you annd expect you to provide 24x7 service. Now they are taking away the very tool they gave you to enable you to provide that service, and expecting you to maintain that level of service?

      Thats a big change in expectations. They are basically adding a new requirement to your job. You were hired or placed in your current position with 2 expectations 1) you would provide coverage and be available for coverage in off hours and 2) that your employer would provide you with a means for being contacted and doing that work.

      Can they change that requirement and then fire you for not meeting it? I don't know. Maybe they can, maybe they can't. IANAL.

      Secondly remember strength in numbers. I recomend highly talking with fellow employees about this and not going it alone... impress upon them how heinous it is, and that together, you don't have to put up with it. (what are they going to do? fire everyone?)

      -Steve

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    48. Re:Easy one. by bigman2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My job doesn't provide any sort of compensation for any of my own resources I use on the job, and that's all right.

      I have broadband at home that I routinely use to check/maintain/update my servers at work. My boss knows my cell phone number, and uses it whenever she needs to get in touch with me. I make work-related long-distance phone calls from home.

      I don't get directly compensated for any of that, but at the same time I am treated as a professional, and I'm given the lee-way to schedule my work, and conduct myself the way I see fit.

      I am expected to keep some semblance of a 8-5 workday, 5 days a week. But in reality I have an extremely flexible schedule that works to my benefit 99% of the time. Nobody checks to see when I get in the office, or when I leave. When I need to leave, I leave. And if I am completely bored, stressed, or whatever, I can just go for a walk, or whatever I want to do.

      If I've got a reason to stay home (let's say waiting for a delivery, or a repairman or something) I can just sit back at home, and check on things while I'm waiting...without taking any 'time off'.

      That's why I had no problem going in to work on the 4th of July to work on the database server (not my server, but I rely on it anyway) when it went down. No need to even tell the boss to try to get some Kudos. She knows that I'll do what I need to in order to keep things going the best I can, but at the same time I have a real life, that is my real priority.

      She gets 24x7 support, and I get my freedom.

      Now don't get me wrong- I bust my butt during the week to make sure that any evening/weekend calls are kept to a bare minimum. I've probably only had to come in 6 times over the last 3 years. So it's not like I'm tethered to my job, but I've got a great trade-off that works for me and my boss.

      Remember- money isn't everything...your sanity and peace of mind are worth far more.

      Good sex, comfortable shoes, and a warm place to go to the bathroom...that's all I need.

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    49. Re:Easy one. by m.h.2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, Here's where we technology (and plenty of other salaried) workers screwed ourselves and need to make amends. During the 1990's we put in extra hours because of the incentives that came with those hours. I personally never worked fewer than 12 hours per day and was on call for 24 for 12 years. Ultimately, what did it get me? Unemployment for a year. I started a new job (salaried, management) in January of this year and set the bar from the onset. I work 8.5 hours per day. No cell phone, no pager. On the weekend, I'm on my time. When I take a vacation day, I'm on my time. No calls, no email. Plain and simple. If you are valuable enough to your company for the 40 hours that you are actually paid to be there, then there is no reason for them to replace you because you're not available to work when you're not being paid to do so. "Salaried Employee" does not mean "Indentured Servant." The whole "a bit more is expected" line is bullshit. The "bit more" is the experience and knowledge that I bring to the table, not the sacrifice of my personal life. In the end, it's still just a job and could be gone tomorrow. Why should I let it suck my life dry today?

    50. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      forget SOVIET RUSSIA...

      In Australia we pay our employers.

    51. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. If your company wants to have you available 24/7, they PAY for the access. If they want you to do work afterhours on their machines, they provide you with the connectivity to do so, or wait for you to drive back to the office. Are you telling me that if you cancelled your cell, your company would fire you? Or that if you cancelled your net connection they would fire you? Right, and tommorrow I would have the biggest lawsuit on earth slammed right up his fat ass. There is no way, on earth, that I would EVER provided ANY of my contact info to an organization, outside of my home number.

      You want to email me, check your bill, if it only shows my work email, then that is where you can reach me. You want to look up my cell number, call accounting, Oh you don't have a bill for a number in my name, then fuck off.

      Better still, try this, if your CIO asks for YOUR personal cell number, just say, "Sure, as soon as you give me yours". He will never give it, and neither should you.

    52. Re:Easy one. by Trigun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My company provides me with a Cell phone. They do not pay for my internet feed, which I could not care less about, as it is unmetered. They can call me at any time, but are always apologetic about it. One person ordered me in to fix a computer on a Sunday night, when there were five others available for her to use. I politely refused, fixed it Monday morning, and forwarded her snotty e-mail concerning not wanting to come in to fix a broken mouse to my boss, who gave her a written warning on the spot.

      Furthermore, we implemented a product life-cycle that is realistic. We don't expect a ten year old PC to continue to function, so we replace them. We may repurpose the box, but nothing over four years old is used as mission-critical. That way, I get called only in emergencies. Amazingly, this allows me to support three locations, ten servers on seven platforms, and almost a hundred users.

      In short, they pay $50 bucks for my phone, and can call me anytime, but they take important steps to prevent the problem rather than squeeze the budgets and require more IT staff.

    53. Re:Easy one. by unclejeb · · Score: 1

      Yes. I'm not sure where they are working now or I would ask what the reply was.

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    54. Re:Easy one. by rossz · · Score: 1

      Another "me too". I didn't even give my boss my cell phone number. No chance am I going to make it easy for him to contact me on off hours if there is no added benefit. I actually wouldn't mind being on call for emergencies if I was properly compensated for the extra effor.

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    55. Re:Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      The jobs you cite in which the employee pays for tools have customarily been that way for decades, if not longer. Those conditions are spelled out in the initial terms of employment. If an employer wants me to pay for my own laptop, cell phone, Blackberry, pager, &c., I'll be happy to do that if the salary is right and I think they're someone I can work with. However, for them to suddenly yank funding for those items that had been provided and tell me that I have to pay for them now is a bad thing, and I would soon be working elsewhere before the other shoe dropped.

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    56. Re:Easy one. by SIGALRM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and I also don't put as many hours in at night

      Unfortunately, the breed of company that will ask you to pay for your own equipment will probably also penalize your advancement opportunities because you don't put in a 60-hour work week like the rest of the "committed" employees.

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    57. Re:Easy one. by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yup...next thing you know...they'll try to quit paying you for after hours work.

      I do my job, and try to do it well, but, I do NOT work for free...ever. That's why I like contract work...good bill rate...and you get paid for all your time. I don't believe in this 'for the good of the company' and greater than 40 hour weeks w/o compensation.

      If you get forced into this...incorporate yourself...at least you can write off your cell, broadband, etc. at the end of the year as YOUR company expense...

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    58. Re:Easy one. by onion2k · · Score: 1

      You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number. If they don't want to pay for the means of contacting you, they can try your answering machine and hope for the best.

      But I will. All at my own expense. When I get your job as you've been dismissed coz your productivity dropped...

    59. Re:Easy one. by websensei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      absolutely.
      I work from home at will (which amounts to 3 days/week). This clearly blurs the lines between "home" and "work". I'm accessible at all hours (though it's rare people require my time outside of 8-6), I get a lot done, and I'm incredibly happy w my situation. My salary is fine (nearly 3x what I started at 6 years ago), but my satisfaction w my job comes from the quality of life that comes from this degree of flexibility.

      good for you for finding some of this too!

      chris

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    60. Re:Easy one. by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, if you HAVE to provide support from home - insist on doing it via the bandwidth they provide. That means, regardless of your own personal broadband connection, that you dial up via your company mobile ONLY, or that you dial up via modem (pref 9600 unless they BUY you a 56K one) making sure you claim back any call charges. If the support they get via this means is shit, then they have some simple choices:

      1) stop being tight bastards
      2) live with it
      3) get someone else to do the support

      My company treats me well. They don't fund my broadband (can't even GET broadband here yet!) but they pay for my mobile which I can dial up via (GPRS ~34Kbps or data call ~22Kbps). And they don't hassle me about personal calls on my mobile. Therefore I'm not bothered about doing support via my own landline dialup (56Kbps) - nor will I be bothered about it when I do get broadband soon (finally, no thanks at all to British so-called-"Telecom" [long overdue for breaking up, the b'stards]). But they earned that by treating me well so I treat them well in return. It's called give and take.

      If they turned round and treated me like shit then
      a) they would get no goodwill in return
      b) I would get another job

    61. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a sucker! I suppose next your boss will be asking you, "Whose your daddy?". I agree with the parent. Ditch the cheap bastards. Companies start penny pinching when they are going titsup.

      Mr. Frostbite

    62. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is precisely what I've done. I resigned this morning principally because my current employer wanted me to be available on call 24 hours a day for a derisory sum of money. I'm a web developer. He wanted me to provide support for a system someone else develops - someone who has a tendency to put updates live without proper testing. I already have a new job lined up and they have no one to finish the projects I was working on. They lose.

    63. Re:Easy one. by Asprin · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Me, too!

      What I find offensive is the way the CIO tried to pass it off as though paying for company materials out of your own pocket somehow exemplifies your character and work attitude. That's what makes him a screwheaded dork.

      The only good news is that some of these expenses might (repeat, **MIGHT**) be tax deductable, but it's going to depend on *A* *LOT* of factors, including your financial position, other tax deductions, etc. It might not work out, but it may be worth looking into. Maybe someone else here is already doing that or tried and failed?

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    64. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, tell him to turn on his Microsoft(tm) VPN gateway (which is also a lot less kludgy than SSHing to every box).

    65. Re:Easy one. by cball2k · · Score: 0

      well said. The tax write off alone of the service is worth having the broadband. You just need to get something from the employer that says you have to have remote access ability incase the taxman wants to questine it (rare nowdays, but I had to do it for years with the ISDN).

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    66. Re:Easy one. by X · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't necessarily go that way. My usual argument is that if they are going to cut benefits because they want me to make my own choices, then I want the appropriate salary increase to pay for my choices.

      Of course, the latter is should be more expensive in principle (because expenses are tax deductible, whereas your salary gets taxed, so to give you comperable spending power they have to bump up your salary by far more than just the raw cost of the expenses).

      However, usually if you give individuals the freedom to make their own choices, and rewards (as in more $'s in their pocket) if they find cheaper ways to do things, you'll discover that maybe most people don't need a two-way pager, cell phone, blackberry, *and* broadband at once. So, if the savings are split evenly, the company gets some savings, and the employees end up with more in their pockets too. Done right, this can also improve employee loyalty.

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    67. Re:Easy one. by TheGeneration · · Score: 2, Informative
      You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number. If they don't want to pay for the means of contacting you, they can try your answering machine and hope for the best.

      Next thing's to work on finding an employer that isn't run by such cheap bastards.


      The employer might be of the mistaken opinion that the employee is lucky to have a job. What a lot of companies are experiencing as a result of the C*O's (where * = any letter in the alphabet) thinking this is brain drain. A lot of the smart talent saved money during the boom years. Other smart talent don't feel any need at all to stay with a job they don't like. Other people are compeltely opting out of professional work all togethor.

      In fact, there was an article recently in the LA Times (I know, I should have a link, but I don't.) regarding a very high percentage of people under the age of 30 aren't employed, aren't looking for jobs, and are completely happy "opting out." That should be a big red flag to the heads of corporations who continue to lower worker rages while greedily squeezing every ounce of life from those same workers.

      I suggest the people at this company do exactly as is stated above. Don't give them your cell number, or any other way of contacting you if they aren't going to pay for it. It is as simple as saying, "I have to pay for the minutes you are using to call me. Therefore, you're not calling me."
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    68. Re:Easy one. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      IIRC (IANA[A|L]), you _can_ deduct any and all expenses that are required by your job but which are not reimbursed. This is a ciritical finepoint, though, because if you are doing it out of the goodness of your heart, the implication they are giving, it may not be allowed and if significant enough, might land you with a disallowance and penalty by the IRS.

      However, if you would have a cellphone and/or broadband anyway (generally, a safe assumption), it's a bit silly to start playing politics over the money. If your point is that you don't want to be on call, just say it and be prepared to compromise to the effect of "I can be available on Saturday afternoons if anyone needs me, but you will _not_ be calling me at church on Sunday or when I'm bathing/feeding/tutoring my kids on Tuesday nights, thankyouverymuch." They simply do not have the right to limitlessly disrupt your life just because they're understaffed and they need to know that. If they can't grasp that, it's time to polish the resume.

      Bottom line, be honest with both your employer and the IRS. Of course, if you don't want to be interrupted getting smashed at the bar after work, you might want to fib a little. But then, if the job sucks so badly that you're at the bar getting smashed on a regular basis, you might want to rethink the 'ol career-path anyway.

    69. Re:Easy one. by perlchild · · Score: 1

      Best of luck, hopefully your boss isn't a dickhead and tries to sack you for insubordination.
      Maybe that's just it, the exec could just be trying to identify the loudest complainer, as a way to identify the next person cut. It's been tried, even in departments that needed to hire just to keep the quality of service the same...

    70. Re:Easy one. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Salaried Employee" does not mean "Indentured Servant."

      That's why I don't understand why so many here work as a salaried employee?? There are so many benefits to being a self employed consultant or contract worker. Higher bill rate....you don't get stuck in a job forever, etc.

      And if you're billing $45-$70+ per hour...well, $3-$4K a year for medical benefits ( for one, I don't know what family health ins. costs) is a drop in the bucket. If you incorporate yourself, you just pay SE taxes on part of your 'reasonable' salary...the rest comes in on your personal income taxes as a sort of corporate income...at least for a subchapter "S" corporation..

      And if you're a little more adverse to the ups and downs of contracting....do govt. contracting. Can be very lucrative...and plenty of work and money to be had.

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    71. Re:Easy one. by johne_ganz · · Score: 2, Interesting
      When one is a salary man, a bit more is expected, within reason (which is the key).

      Now, mind you, this varies from state to state, country to country, but in the US there are certain labor laws against this type of abuse.

      First and foremost you have to understand what these two terms mean:

      Salaried

      Exempt

      An exempt employee is always salaried.

      A salaried employee is not necessarily exempt.

      There is a difference. A huge difference. And I'd bet nearly all of you didn't understand the nuance. Guess which one your HR department has you marked down as, and I bet you never throught to even challenge it.

      Exempt applies to a certain class of workers. IANAL, but roughly this means that you are (ta da!) exempt from certain labor regulations, such as number of hours worked and whether or not you get any over time. Exempt employees are, by definition, salaried. Believe it or not, most of the tech jobs don't fall under the "professional" exemption. This varies from state to state, states being able to offer stricter regulations than the federal mandates. California tends to favor the employee, not the employer. As a rule of thumb for this group, you can be exempt if you're an executive or have an advanced degree and the degree is required to work in your profession (ie, doctors, etc)

      Salaried means you get a fixed pay rate per week. If you show up for 20 minutes a day, or even one day, you are required to get your full weeks salary. You can not be docked for hours missed unless it's for a full day, and there's limits on that too.

      Of particular interest is the case of the salaried employee who is non-exempt. A non-exempt, salaried employee can work less than 40 hours a week but still must be paid for 40 hours. However, working more than 40 hours (or by your states laws) you are required, by law, to be paid for working those hours.

      I'll bet you haven't been, huh? Keep track of those extra hours, and let your boss know. Should you be discharged, ask for your back pay. If they chuckle at you, contact your local department of labor and say you have an unpaid overtime claim. You're likely legally entitled to it, and the department will investigate and make a determination.

      You can also be exempt and loose your exempt status unless the company is mindful of the laws. Are you exempt and you've been asked to take partial days off for vacation or sickness? In your companies eagerness to save itself $100, they likely lost your exempt status and opened themselves up to oweing you tens of thousands of dollars in back pay in overtime.

      Now, as for the original question... that's kind of interesting. If you're in California, they may be liable for paying you while you at home. Possibly 24 hours a day.

      IMHO, companies that are that f'ing cheap deserve exactly what they get.

      Compensation for standby time
      Excessive OT
      Compensatable hours worked
      The use of pagers
      California Labor Code

    72. Re:Easy one. by farooge · · Score: 0

      I wonder how one screens applicants to avoid hiring people like Steve here in the first place? One day I will have my own business and there's no way I want some judge telling me I have to provide soft toilet paper to my employees because I'm a pain in the ass.

      My response to the original post is I'd bet unless you have a contract ( ... I'm skipping a lot here ...) he could pay you 1/2 your salary starting tomorrow (at which point you should probably quit) and demand you have a cell phone he can call 24/7. That's the way I understand the laws here in Tennessee; I grew-up elsewhere and it seems to me it was different there, so it probably varies by state - but they're all moving that way. Remember, a job is not a right.

      (back to Steve) ... and if you unionized on me I'd fold the business and start over - parasite

    73. Re:Easy one. by metrazol · · Score: 1

      Sigh, I miss them too... wait... I am an hourly worker... hold on... What's the deal?

      In today's job market and post-Net Bubble (sorry, cliche, I know) world of IT, whether direct support, coding, sysadmining, or in my case media production, to KEEP your underpaid hourly position you have to posture like you're on salary. I work weekends, I do rush jobs, I work nights, I work on unfunded projects, and I don't even get to bill every hour. Why? B/c if I don't, I'll be unemployed and they'll find someone who will.

      I've made myself indispensable, like many tech workers, without the benefits or guarantees of a salaried position. Try explaining to your boss, whose salary is triple yours, and they get health care/vacation/free swag, that you can't come in on Saturday even though you were "able" to work the last 3 weekends in a row, and watch the look on their face. It will NOT be a smile, and you won't get paid more for it.

      Sigh, this is why we have unions, right? Oh wait, hold on, most of us wear a white collar, wage, salary, or envelope under the table.

      IT means getting abused as an employee, not so much through malevolence, but b/c of geekish beneficience and the general ignorance of management.

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    74. Re:Easy one. by Rheingold · · Score: 1

      How do you write if off your taxes if you're a regular employee? I was under the impression it was only a write-off if you were a contractor or business?

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    75. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I have to say is . . . WOW! Kind of inspiring to someone (me) who graduated last year and is "slumming it" doing (yucky/evil) business app development for the greatest NASA Space Center in Pasadena, CA. JPL and the people I work with treat me well but I hope to ALWAYS be in as fulfilling a position as yours. A company that recognizes you are a person and that there is life outside of the 40 (or 50 or 60) should be the standard and not something that is unique.

    76. Re:Easy one. by asunder · · Score: 0

      Don't drive in either, unless they give you a company car! I wish this would work. :(

    77. Re:Easy one. by jhoffoss · · Score: 1
      Look into whether they have special pay rates for if you're "called in" to work after-hours, or after you've left. An old employer had to pay us double-time if we were gone for more than a half-hour before being called back on a weekday, or if called in at all on a weekend or vacation day (in addition to getting the vacation hours back).

      In that situation, go ahead and provide your cell phone. Just don't respond until you've been gone for a half-hour, then hop on in and bill that time from when you hang up the cell phone to when you pull back in the driveway. If asked, just respond "well, I don't have Internet access at home anymore, so I had to come in to deal with the issue."

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    78. Re:Easy one. by thenextpresident · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As an employer of sysadmins, it's rather easy in my book. I pay for cell phones. Not a problem. But I am not going to pay for internet connections. It becomes a liability. Consider if it's a "company paid connection", it suffers under the same rules as the at work connection (no downloading music, bittorrent now allowed, etc). Obviously, this won't work out for a connection at home.

      But then, I don't demand that my sys admins work from home. I expect that they work from the office.

      However, keeping the servers up 24/7 is part of the job description. If the servers go down, it's the sysadmin's job to get it back up. If the sys admin tells me he doens't have an internet connection, fine, that doesn't mean he is going to lose his job.

      However, our servers being down and the sys admin saying "Well, I am only paid to do this 9-5, call me in the morning" isn't going to cut it. The servers being down will cause the sys admin to lose his job.

      Now, all this being said, I am not that cruel. I expect certain things from my sys admins, just as much as I let them get away with certain things (as sys admins should do). I don't complain if I catch them playing a little bit of quake. God forbid one of the sale or support staff is caught, but the sys admin, it's all good.

      When they need to leave early, go ahead. A little longer on the lunch, fine.

      It's reall a give an take relationship. I respect their freedom, I respect their abilities, and I respect that because at time we need them late at night, if they come in an hour later, so be it.

      But that doesn't mean I am going to start paying for their Iternet connection, or computer, or chair, or desk, or electricity. The servers need to stay up. That's basically what I pay them for.

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    79. Re:Easy one. by envelope · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you can bust your ass and do your job on only 30 hours a week, rock on

      I've been salaried my entire career (over 10 years), and I've never had an employer who felt this way. If the job gets done in 30 hours, I move on to the next job for the last 10 hours.

      To get back to the topic, I telecommute full-time. I live in Cary, NC; the home office is in Minneapolis, MN. My employer pays for my broadband, and a phone line in my home office.

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    80. Re:Easy one. by Jobe_br · · Score: 0

      This seemed suspicious to me, too. Might wanna run that past H&R Block before the IRS figures it out for you.

      No business expenses are tax-deductible, to my knowledge, if you are a W-2 employee for a company. That includes broadband, cell phone, mileage, etc.

      At least, that's my understanding - and while I'm not a CPA, I'd think that being able to write-off broadband from your taxes would be a well-known fact on Slashdot, of all places ... and I've never seen it come up in the past 6 yrs.

    81. Re:Easy one. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      IIRC, you have to be able to document that it is an unreimbursed expense required by your company, and of course it has to be something that you would not normally be required to have, such as clothing. Read your IRS documents carefully for guidelines.

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    82. Re:Easy one. by nellahcir · · Score: 0

      sounds like the new CIO cant count, 40 hours does not mean 40+ hours

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    83. Re:Easy one. by TykeClone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Writing off the entire cost of the broadband would be a red flag - You'd like be only able to take a small percentage of that (or whatever % was previously reimbursed). Taking 100% of any expense that could be used for personal purposes (unless you can prove that you don't use it for personal purposes) is like jumping up and down and asking for an IRS audit.

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    84. Re:Easy one. by TheGeneration · · Score: 1
      i think you are missing the point regardless of being paid salary. you aren't expected to have any of that stuff, and if they do expect that, then they need to at least increase your salary so you can afford the extra expenses they expect you to pick up. your salary is meant to compensate you for your time, you give them a service, they pay you for it. that salary is not meant to pay for work-related expenses. so while a bit more would be expected of someone on salary, it's also not within reason to expect that person to pay for all these work-related items if they normally wouldn't have them anyways.


      I think what it comes down to is whether or not you can cancel these services without facing represcussions. If you are unable to employ basic cost-cutting measures like canceling internet service you don't use, or a cell phone service you don't want, then the company should be required to pay those expenses for you. You are not their slave. That is something that is all too often forgotten. We, the techies, did not invent this technology so that we should someday find ourselves enslaved to it.
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    85. Re:Easy one. by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Informative

      be tax deductable

      Which really means that the actual cost of this professional expense deduction is:

      • 2/3 you
      • 1/3 govt
      • 0/3 your employer
      And before you jump to say that the employer is paying taxes that prop up what the government subsidizes, think again.
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    86. Re:Easy one. by Jhon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check here. Not everything is -- some things are. And when you hover around two tax brackets, writting off even a little can save you a lot.

    87. Re:Easy one. by JustDisGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Unfortunately, the breed of company that will ask you to pay for your own equipment will probably also penalize your advancement opportunities because you don't put in a 60-hour work week like the rest of the "committed" employees.
      ... and you'd want to advance in such a company why? Let the feebs interbreed and die and move on to bigger and better things, working for people who appreciate your contribution during paid time.
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    88. Re:Easy one. by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, but your solution isn't a realistic one. That's only a great way to LOSE your job.

      Except some parts of being fired for that are illegal in most states.

      Change your phone number. When they discover that it no longer gets through, they'll likely try demanding the new one. Point out that it's illegal to actually demand home phone numbers from employees and even more so to imply that their jobs will be at risk if they fail to provide them.

      (Even on a non-expense level, think about it on a harrassment level. CIO decides he'd like to take to phoning the cute blonde girl, on the web team, at home. Rather than make it obvious, he demands everyone's phone numbers. She declines, sensing his real motives, he threatens her. Now you see why those laws are there. It's just convenient that they cover you too.)

      Or, alternatively, tell the CIO that you need a list of what means of out of hours contact are required - pagers, cell phones, home numbers, an upgrade from that 1200 baud modem you have, etc. and what the requirements are for your always responding to them.

      Once you have that list, run it via a lawyer (or even a casual search of a book on business laws) and take it over the the HR department. Then wait for them to either have him fired for breaking that many laws (you'd be amazed how imcompetent with laws they have to follow many IT managers are), have his spoken to and his expectations realigned or, at the very least, get it on record that your raised its illegality with HR, that they elected to do nothing, and then you've got a much better case for quitting and claiming the company were wilfully breaking the law.

      Alternatively - time to start hiking in the canyons when out of work. Those things are a bitch for cell phone and pager signals.

      What, an earthed chicken wire [Faraday's] cage, with your cell phone and page sitting politely inside, along with caller-id, doesn't count as a canyon?

    89. Re:Easy one. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      There are different kinds of expectation.

      It sounds in this case like the company doesn't require people to use these things, and that if they have them, it's out of their own self interest in doing their job better.

      In other words: If I'm your employer
      and employee #1 is almost always available via either telephone or cellular, and often fixes little bugs on his own at night, and employee #2 walks out the door at 5pm and basically vanishes off the face of the earth.... which employee do you think is going to move up in the world faster?
      It's not that #2 is doing anything WRONG.. but that #1 is simply a better employee.

    90. Re:Easy one. by DrNibbler · · Score: 1

      You are allowed to write off any non-reimbursed business expence (which would cover cell, pager, etc if they are used only for business purposes). For web access you can only write off the percentage that's business related.

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    91. Re:Easy one. by Roompel · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have very flexible work hours plus the company is reimbursing me for broadband access at home. Those two things should be treated as seperate issues.

    92. Re:Easy one. by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Funny
      Good sex, comfortable shoes, and a warm place to go to the bathroom...that's all I need.

      If my job had that as a fringe benefit, I'd be willing to pay for my own broadband, too.

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    93. Re:Easy one. by meme_police · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I don't carry a pager or phone after I leave work, I get paid for the hours I do work, I still take 2 hour lunches when I want, I can take a 4 week vacation without checking in while I'm away. What am I missing that you have? Oh, yeah, a leash.

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    94. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ... and you'd want to advance in such a company why?
      I guess the job market is good in your area? For the rest of us, the luxury of being so selective is not an option.

      Reality? Check, please.
    95. Re:Easy one. by winwar · · Score: 2, Informative

      "there's no way I want some judge telling me I have to provide soft toilet paper to my employees because I'm a pain in the ass."

      Well, I doubt that is going to happen (the toilet paper part). Of course, if you really are a pain in the ass, you will tend to turn good employees into ones you might not like.

      Here's an idea. Treat your employees well. If you compensate them for certain expenses, you shouldn't change that expectation without VERY good reason. And that reason should be explained. Even then, don't expect people to like it. In some states it is a lot harder to fire people (apparently unlike Ohio and Tenn.) even if they don't have a contract.

      Oh, and people only tend to unionize when they have gotten screwed over by employers (or believe they have). So if your "future" employees ever unionize, you had better look in the mirror for the reason....

    96. Re:Easy one. by danheretic · · Score: 1
      is it reasonable to expect someone to pay for their own broadband service, for their own personal computer at home, for their own cell phone, for their own pager, for whatever?

      Depends. Is it reasonable to expect someone to pay for their own car to get to work, their own wardrobe to meet the dress code, etc?

      My take: If it's in your contract / job requirement to be available at times outside regular working hours, then you are going to have to suck it up and pay for your own broadband, cell phone, or what have you. Treat the previous paid-for broadband as if it were a bonus that the company can no longer provide for you. (Like gourmet coffee.)

      If it's not in your contract, then it's time to point that out to your employer (nicely) and offer two scenarios: that you'll be available after hours if they provide the means to contact you, or that you will not because that is not a job requirement.

      If they fire you (or demote you, or pass you up for promotion, or harass you) for not doing something extra that's not in your job requirement, then you can turn it into a legal matter. They know this.

    97. Re:Easy one. by MakoStorm · · Score: 0

      I do agree, I think a company should give you the tools to do your job. If they are after hours, a cell phone and laptop. and so forth. However, I do not own my laptop, that is the companies, and I think the Computer should only have the companies' data on it. It is theirs, not mine, and I dont want to have company data in my possession.

      I do not let my company pay for my broadband, or my cell phone. I do not want my company to be able to summon my internet records or anything of the kind. Its my personal attachment to the internet, and I dont want to answer to anyone about it. If I want to look at nudie pics, well I'm over 18, its all good. Same goes for a cell phone. I dont want to feel like I am using company resources to speak to my family. Sure work is going to call it, and it will cost me money, but I rather take the small hit for that call or calls so I dont have to look my boss in the face and apologize for calling my wife for 20 minutes a few times.

      Also, lets face it. It's do more with less. We are in a war here, between ourselves. There a tons of techies that will pay for anything to get a job. We as IT workers/managers are all in a war to generate results at the least cost. At times we must remember that.

      I dont like it... but who does? I am just glad I have a job now and no longer job less.

    98. Re:Easy one. by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I have a personal cell phone that everyone at work has the number to. I have a home area that includes the upper midwest and Missouri (those are the only places I typically travel around when I'm not in).

      I keep stuff going well and keep the after hours calls to a minimum (like you) - and plan on not doing anything major a couple of weeks before I'm out of the office.

      I don't get reimbursed unless there does happen to be roaming charges - and those I pass on. I do not ask for reimbursing the greater roaming area because it benefits me (I'm able to make personal calls while away without having to pay hotel phone bills).

      I also have a little side computer support business, and do write off a portion of internet and cell phone expenses each month. As it was said earlier, having a small business allows a great deal of creativity in regards things that you, as a techie, would be doing anyway.

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    99. Re:Easy one. by node159 · · Score: 2

      Sounds like they are looking to see who is willing to stick around and be happy to get screwed over and let the rest quit which is great for the bottom line. Basically it's a cheap ass way of making everyone take a pay cut.

      You have two options, stick to your guns and resignat yourself to going nowhere or start looking elsewhere. Looks like its time to dust off your CV and start looking for better opportunities than this one.

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    100. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company recently announced plans to have all cell phone users pay a big chunk of their cell phone costs. Many in IT who where expected to carry cell phones with 2-way as part of our jobs responded by dropping our phones on our managers' desks. The reasoning was not so much that we didn't want to carry them, but rather if we were paying for them, we wanted them to be the phones and providers of our choosing. The program was eventually canceled before it took effect. I'd like tho think that perhaps someone realized that the cost of dealing with multiple phone/features/networks (ditto for PDAs, PCs, broadband...) was greater than the cost of paying for the current phones in full. It's one of those ideas that probably looked great on an accountant's blotter, but the implementation was quite a differnt matter.

    101. Re:Easy one. by farooge · · Score: 0

      If it is your conclusion that my previous post reflects how _I_ will treat my future employees you are mistaken. But they will know that's how I feel about it, when it's all said and done, as is said, before they work one (wonderful :-) minute for me.

    102. Re:Easy one. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      However- if you are a W2 employee for one company, and self employed for at least 40% of your income AS WELL, you can write off some of these expenses. (anyway, I think it's 40%, you might want to check that, 60% also sticks in my brain, so it's probably someplace in between). But you've got to prove you get some income from your business, and that it is a legitimate business expense (broadband, for instance, would be legit if you need it for some aspect of the home business- say actually hosting websites out of your house).

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    103. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How do you write if off your taxes if you're a regular employee? I was under the impression it was only a write-off if you were a contractor or business?


      Normally there is a location on the 1040 for "unreimbursed business expense" You can deduct costs that you incured for your employer, but were not reimbursed for. This would include, for example, mileage to a client site from the office in your personal car, but not the mileage from your house to the office.

      From the IRS's website http://www.irs.gov in the instructions for Schedules A & B (Form 1040)

      Unreimbursed Employee Expenses
      Enter the total ordinary and necessary job expenses you paid for which you were not reimbursed. (Amounts your employer included in box 1 of your Form W-2 are not considered reimbursements.)

      An ordinary expense is one that is common and accepted in your field of trade, business, or profession. A necessary expense is one that is helpful and appropriate for your business. An expense does not have to be required to be considered necessary.

      But you must fill in and attach Form 2106 if either 1 or 2 next applies.

      1. You claim any travel, transportation, meal, or entertainment expenses for your job.
      2. Your employer paid you for any of your job expenses reportable on line 20.
    104. Re:Easy one. by fwarren · · Score: 1
      a) You don't HAVE to have a car for most jobs. You can car pool. Take the bus. Ride a bike. Walk. Even move closer to your job. It is assumed that you will be there on time, you can pay as little or as much for transportation as you want. That is your business.

      They also can not dictate what you pay or how you get there. That is up to you.

      b) It is usually standard in an industry if you pay for your own tools. Also note. You bring your tools, when you are no longer employed, you leave with your tools. Oh yeah, there is not a monthly charge associated with your tools.

      In the IT industry, an employerer provided pager or cell phone is standard if you are to contacted outside of an 8 hour work shift. Also, one would hope that you negotiated a salary that would match for being on call.

      So what it boils down to, is if they will pay me $100 more a month for me to take care of it, instead of the business picking up the expense. Means at some point, I will take a soaking on it, because the cost of the services I pay for go up or because the company freezes saleries at some point. Why is it my job to take the hit on it?

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    105. Re:Easy one. by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      but the issue at hand is it's in your contract and the company supplies the means to contact you after hours. all of a sudden the company decides they're no longer gonna pay for the means, but they still expect to be able to contact you, which means you must now take on the costs yourself. unless there's a salary increase, this is an unreasonable expectation since by providing the means for contact is considered a benefit, part of your "pay".

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    106. Re:Easy one. by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Maybe its a US thing?

      i work for a large IT company...

      they DONT pay for cellphones, etc...
      but they DONT expect you to be on call 24 x 7

      if you dont take your holidays.. questiosn are asked...

      althought you will be noticed for extra work.. on the same time.. u wont be penalised for not... thats what overtime rates are for.

      any company expecting you to do more than is expected.. for free.. are just that... cheap...

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    107. Re:Easy one. by carlos_benj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yup...next thing you know...they'll try to quit paying you for after hours work.

      I think that's the case for most of the IT staff among us anyway.

      My company doesn't pay for broadband. I live an hour away. I pay for dial up (and use the T-1 at work when I need something big). When there were problems recently I had to tell them it's difficult to do the work at dial-up speeds.

      When they asked if I was thinking about moving to broadband I said I think about it all the time. Right now I'm foolishly squandering my funds on food, shelter, transportation and medical bills. If they let me work from home several days a week, I could offset broadband by the subsequent reduction in transportation costs.

      They didn't like that so they're looking into paying for broadband....

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    108. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or get a cell phone with an antenna and then break it off, pour some soup into your pager, run your TV antenna on the same line as a broadband you use for work, and when the shit hits the fan, let them see the quality service you tried to afford.... ;)

    109. Re:Easy one. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I'll bet that the next phase will involve wanting people to continue to put in the same hours, but to do it in the office. I've seen that happen before, and they don't always tell you when The Rules have changed.

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    110. Re:Easy one. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Amen.

      If the job requires it, the boss pays for it.

      Non-tech example: my wife took the kids and their nanny to an amusement park. Did the nanny have to pay? Of course not. If the nanny needed to rent bowling shoes at the lanes or skates at the rink or skies on the slopes in the course of doing her job, would she need to pay? Of course not.

      Why, then, do employers expect us to pay for the things we need to do our jobs?

      One possible reason: lack of backbone from so many techie-dweebs just giving in instead of rocking the boat. Hey, if we were good at negotiation and business skills we'd be running the company ourselves. Just ask Paul Graham.

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    111. Re:Easy one. by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      while realistically, you are correct, but if employee #2 is available at his home phone (which every employer has access to), he's no worse an employee than #1. his job description does not require 24/7 access, why should he? if there's a deadline that he has to meet and he's meeting the deadline, then why should he work outside the office? if it comes down to the wire, he can always put in extra hours to get it done.

      now... if they're system administrators that are required to offer 24/7 uptime, the company sure as hell should be paying for a pager/cellphone so that they can get ahold of them at anytime. otherwise, they should be provided with extra salary to cover these extra costs for job-related expenses.

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    112. Re:Easy one. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Note the caveat: Jhon did the extra work for a startup. His (I presume) work was appreciated. he recieved freedom, promotions and benefits from his work. ..
      The poster, on the other hand, seems to have done such extra work, but has been 'rewarded' by being asked to pay for the equipment he uses to provide that extra service to the company. This doesn't look like it's going to go as well.....

      I'm all for the 'give a bit more' camp, but when the employer responds by sucking you dry on the backside, I'd say you should at least keep your ear to the ground for better opportunities. Either that, or have a quick talk with the CIO and make sure that (s)he understands the implications of such stupidity.

      On the more practical end: If you use broadband at home anyways, then don't sweat it. On the other hand, if the primary use of broadband at home is to service work, I'd cut it and let the employer deal with it. Similarly with cell phones and pagers. If they aren't paying for it, I'd say they have no right to demand it.

      They're the ones getting the benefits of you having those 'toys' If it's not worth it to the company, then why should you be footing the bill for something that doesn't pay it's way??

      Oh, and by the way: Does the CIO still get his car expensed?

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    113. Re:Easy one. by gonaddespammed.com · · Score: 1

      Most people aren't workaholics.

    114. Re:Easy one. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      And, don't forget, even if it IS tax deductable you'll ONLY -- AT BEST -- get back 35% of the expense in tax savings, and that much only if you're in the top tax bracket. Spend a dollar to earn $.35 -- whee.

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    115. Re:Easy one. by Oblio · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but its a little one. If you aren't doing eggregious stuff elsewhere, and you are still making a profit after the 300+$ writeoff, it won't make a lick of difference.

      I only know a few people who have filed Sch C's (including myself), and everyone took a fairly wide lattitude in dual-use assets that were cheap (that is, cell phone, computer, printer, etc.). I made sure my laptop would boot up to a "work only" filesystem by default though. A precaution I never had to leverage.

      But I'm no CPA and I'm not recommending anything. :)

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    116. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even when I have worked for companies which would reimburse for cellphone and/or broadband, I have never expensed these items.

      I'd have them anyway, and so I'd rather that my work-related use of them were incidental to my own use. That way, the company can't force me to follow some wacky policy about acceptable use of 'their' resources.

      Work-related use has never added anything to either my cell or broadband bills.

    117. Re:Easy one. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

      incorporate yourself...at least you can write off your cell, broadband, etc. at the end of the year as YOUR company expense...

      No need for incorporation. If these things are required for your job but your employer won't pay for them, you can already write them off as business expenses. Incorporation is expensive and all it really gains for you is partial indemnification...so that if you screw up and get sued or file for bankrupcy, they can't take your house, just your business assets. Unless they realize you're a one man shop, and sue YOU instead of the corporation. I think there are also credit considerations...such as, I didn't pay a bill last year as my business, because they never delivered the goods (a full T1, I got a slower-than-cable fractional line). I am fairly sure that's a black mark on MY credit record (who cares, I've always paid my mortgage and loan payments on time, and it's worth the the hassle to keep those cheaters from $700). If I were incorporated, it wouldn't be on my credit report at all.

      Incidentally, not paying for employee's telecommuting expenses is REALLY cheap. That money decreases the amount of taxes your company pays -- if you're profitable, the company (shareholders) will only see maybe a 30% savings of the total cost of these services. A pretty low margin for a major loss in goodwill. I'm unlikely to want to work after hours anyway. I'm even less likely if I've got to pay for it.

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    118. Re:Easy one. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It doesn't hurt to look.

    119. Re:Easy one. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Interesting
      that the company is in deeper trouble than they let on.

      Excellent point. Don't ignore the signs! Other signs:

      • High or increasing volume of Accounts Payable calls
      • High or increasing volume of Accounts Payable callers
      • Notices that your health coverage has been suspended/reinstated (because a premium or several were missed then quickly paid)
      • LATE CHECKS (run!)
      • Reduced janitorial services
      • More trash in the parking lot or trash bins are emptied fewer times a week
      • Managment approval required on office supplies
      • Personal assistants or secretaries being let go
      • F'ed Company being added to the 'net filter (old - but a good sign regardless)
      • No more free coffee/sodas/toliet paper
      • Being able to find choice parking spaces when there weren't many before (kidding; by this time it should be obvious there are problems
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    120. Re:Easy one. by Jhon · · Score: 1

      So what are you saying? That my employer is different from yours? Yup. You got me there. What you did do is further illustrate my point -- which is that there are more than one type of employer and "the guy" should consider all sides of this before he makes a decision.

      I'm glad you likewise have the flexability I enjoy. I hope you use it to your advantage. Particularly if you have kids.

    121. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or maybe the OP just doesn't suck at their job?

      I've found that "the job market is bad" is just an excuse for "I suck and no one will hire me".

    122. Re:Easy one. by pbox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you get 2-3 of you stick together and threathen mass resignation, you will have a better chance of forcing them to rethink. This probably hurt your advancement, but do you really want to work at such crappy place? And if your area has such crappy job market, maybe you should try to move around?

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    123. Re:Easy one. by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Yes!

      Don't let them do it.
      Stand your ground!
      Even if you loose your job!

      Where do you work?

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      Resume

      * Have my own cell phone, laptop (Both pc and mac), Pager
      and broadband.
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    124. Re:Easy one. by ShinGouki · · Score: 1

      fuck the give-a-bit-more camp

      i don't work for free unless i can realize a direct benefit from it (ie. not drawing a salary off a start-up you own, putting in a little extra at a startup someone else owns if you have a reasonable belief you will benefit later)

      anyone who asks you to do so is a cheap bastard who will not appreciate anything you do and deserves to have you wait until they need you the most then quit with no notice. better yet, wait until everything goes down, go to lunch and never come back, throwing your cell/pda/blackberry/etc. in the garbage on yer way to lunch

      this trend of employers trying to rape employees for every last cent they can just because it's a rough job market at the moment is as sickening as people gouging employers for retarded salaries during boom days. granted, nothing's to stop either party from doing it, but i don't believe in doing business with people who do either.

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    125. Re:Easy one. by danheretic · · Score: 1

      Okay, so if we say that your contract specifically says that you will be available after hours, then there's still this unknown: Does the Company contract specify that they will provide you with the means to be reached after hours?

      In the situation where the Company contract DOES specify that they will provide you with the means to be reached after hours, the company doesn't have a choice: they must provide you with the means to be available. But, they get to choose whether that is broadband (for email), cellphone, pager, Blackberry, Psychic Network, etc.

      If the Company contract does not specify that the Company will provide you with the means to be reached after hours, well, that seems unreasonable to me, but you should've made a note of that before you signed the contract of employment. Just because the Company currently provides such means as a perk doesn't mean they always will.

      Moral: Read the fine print before you sign.

    126. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Posted anonymously, even though my manager wouldn't know what Slashdot was if it bit her in the ass. But, there are people who would associate my username with who I am, and I'd rather not get ratted out while I'm trying to jump ship).

      I have to agree here.

      My boss used to call me on my cell phone at nights, or on weekends. A few times of not answering the phone gave her the message that she shouldn't bother me outside of work.

      By the same token, they were e-mailing questions and documents to my personal e-mail address. They got the message when I put an auto-forward to my work e-mail account and answered the next day.

      Luckily for you, they were going to get you the phone. One of my co-workers (just laid off last week actually) at one point asked for a company phone, so that our customers could reach him better (this was when he had a two hour drive to work every day, and he was Customer Support).

      So, our manager suggested that she would reimburse him for his charges, and he went out and got another line added to his cell phone plan. Well, AT&T Wireless screwed up, gave him a plan with no minutes, and billed him like crazy.

      Our boss then renegged on her promise, and he was forced to pay for it out of his own pocket. AT&T fixed their mistake, but she still wouldn't pay for his second line, which he was using exclusively for business.

      For me, the salary that I'm being paid (pretty darn low, in comparison to what I will be getting within a few weeks at another company) isn't worth the hassle/aggrevation of taking work home, or being accessible outside of work hours.

      Yes, the company is royally f**ked, and everybody but me has jumped ship. I'll be following them once some stuff is taken care of.

    127. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. I'm self employed and my cell phone is my main work phone, but also used for personal use, same deal with my DSL line. Rather than do all the record keeping to have an exact number, I just call it 50%. It's pretty close and unlikely to make the IRS wonder. Remember, the goal is to not get audited, so don't push the envelope unless you can prove your numbers.

    128. Re:Easy one. by funbobby · · Score: 1

      Asking hourly workers to work unpaid hours under threat of termination is seriously illegal. If you can prove it, sue them.

    129. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IT means getting abused as an employee, not so much through malevolence, but b/c of geekish beneficience and the general ignorance of management.

      I pity you for believing that. IT does not mean being a slave, if in your position you have to act like one maybe you aren't as indispensable as you think.

    130. Re:Easy one. by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1
      No business expenses are tax-deductible, to my knowledge, if you are a W-2 employee for a company. That includes broadband, cell phone, mileage, etc.

      No, that is not correct. There are places on your Schedule A (Itemized Deductions) where you can deduct uncompensated business expenses, but there are limits and conditions on what you can claim. Broadband and cellphone might be dicey. Mileage you can definately deduct, but not commute mileage.

      Spend a little money this coming Spring and talk to a real CPA/Tax Accountant (and not one of the blockheads). If you have possible issues such as business deductions, you might find you recoup the CPA's fees in additional tax savings.
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    131. Re:Easy one. by Jhon · · Score: 1
      I'm all for the 'give a bit more' camp, but when the employer responds by sucking you dry on the backside, I'd say you should at least keep your ear to the ground for better opportunities.
      That, my friend, is sound advice.

      My entire point was an attempt to broaden the picture -- so that the OP may make a more informed decision.

      My situation is unique to me -- as JoeSchmo's is to him.

      BTW, my company wasn't a startup -- it had been in business 15 years before I came along. Long story and completely OT. I'll just say that our owner decided to change our 'menu' of tests to something more attractive to a number of medical groups...
    132. Re:Easy one. by atheken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Knock on wood, but I agree with AC, even though they wouldn't own up to it. I know a company that was in the midwest that was STARVING for staff, paying a decent wage, mainly because the "market was bad" for them, they couldn't find anybody that was qualified, they were all employed elsewhere. "Owning your own website company" is NOT enough anymore - get some certs and get you head out of your ass.

    133. Re:Easy one. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Sorry...company cellphones are not perks unless I get to use it for personal calls any time I see fit with no bitching from the company if I use too much time. COmpany provided cellphones are leashes. Where I work, I even have to carry it on vacations (they said I had to carry it...not have it on!...JK :D). Having to carry a cellphone and be on call is not freedom either.

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    134. Re:Easy one. by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      now in the case where there is no actual contract... where the job description is the one used in the job ad that you replied to... it says nothing about providing 24/7 support or needing you to be available after hours. they say nothing about this at the interview (you don't ask, but it's not your obligation to ask this sort of question). they say nothing about it when you fill out all your tax forms and everything when they hire you...

      then you start work and they drop the bomb... who's responsibility is it? it shouldn't be your own since you knew nothing of this through the job ad, the job description, or the interview/hiring process.

      and in your second case, it's a perk, part of your salary in a way. they can expect you to pick it up on your own, but they better be compensating you for it.

      but yes... i agree... always read EVERYTHING before you sign ANYTHING.

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    135. Re:Easy one. by Soruk · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm in the UK, and got myself a second phone number for my cellphone from Second Number. It sometimes points to my cellphone, it sometimes routes to an answerphone. And it costs me nothing to have or use. :)

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    136. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a school district and have them pay my cell phone (I pay for personal calls now), and my DSL line. That has been the way since I started, explaining the same reasons, I monitor the school's network from home, if they need to get a hold of me, after hours, I am continually watching email and my cell is available.

      If they decided to pull those away from me, I would say, to bad. I am not required to answer my phone or email outside of work time for them. If they talk trash about job security or whatever, I would be like, ok, see you then. Not that hard to find another job in this area really (plus I wouldn't mind moving).

    137. Re:Easy one. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      In fact, there was an article recently in the LA Times (I know, I should have a link, but I don't.) regarding a very high percentage of people under the age of 30 aren't employed, aren't looking for jobs, and are completely happy "opting out." That should be a big red flag to the heads of corporations who continue to lower worker rages while greedily squeezing every ounce of life from those same workers.

      I'd really like to see this article if anyone has a link.

      What are these under-30 people doing for sustenance then? Living with their parents? Working as contractors? As much as I'd like to just stay home every day and work on my hobbies, I need some kind of job to pay the mortgage, so I'm a little confused how anyone can just "opt out" unless they've decided to live under a bridge.

    138. Re:Easy one. by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      The point of being salaried is that if something should happen that requires you to work say 45 or 50 hours one week you do it without complaint. On the other hand your employer should not have a problem if you want to work 38 hour or even 35 once in a while so long as you work is done.

      As to the broadband issue. Is it something you would buy anway? if it is they what are you complaining about use it for work and play and you are out nothing you would not have been if yo didn't use it for work. If you would not have paid for it yourself for your own use then don't pay for it. It is your compainies responsibility to give you the materials and equipment needed to do the job they want done. If they don't they can't expect the work to be done .

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    139. RE:Easy one. by kortex · · Score: 1

      I had no idea these situations existed - I'm sorry that you are in it. Veggie's point is good - I'd like to add to it... Servers Infrastructure = Critical to BIZ. Monitors - be they software or hardware are critical to the maintenance and uptime of the aforementioned Infrastructure - so does your abundantly insightful CIO believe that the endpoints for recieving monitor/alert data are NOT critical and therefore the responsibility of the BIZ? Can you say Pointy-Haired? My cellphone is an indispensable piece of hardware for my company - at least that is how they perceive it and damned well they should. The internet connection could be debated - but its a question if they want me responding and working over broadband or dialup. I'd pay the extra 10$ for a netZero acct just to fsck with them. Sounds like you may be getting outsourced to India pretty soon...Good Luck!!!

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    140. Re:Easy one. by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up if I had points. Good stuff to keep an eye out for!

      N

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    141. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is a quick recount of my last job working for an telecommunications services provider:

      I was tethered to my job for the last 6 years. I had a mobile phone and pager (reimbursed by work) and telnet access from my PDA if my laptop wasn't handy. For most of the time I was on call 24x7x365.

      They originally paid for my home ISDN service (monthly cost: about $AUD80/month), which covered my access to work and my "home" phone (note: it was only used about every 3 months for personal calls - mainly phoning tradespeople, cheaper than from mobile).

      Then it was decreed by bean-counter types that I should change to ADSL. But oh did I mention that and I was expected to pay for it. Needless to say, upon threat of my not having it, I was supplied this free. But I couldn't convince them to pay for the phone line that it was on. Therefore it cost me $AUD30/month despite my pointing out that the only thing I use my home equipment for is connecting to work.

      To cut a long story short, my wife eventually convinced me (3 years in) that the didn't pay me enough for what I was doing; and for the personal effect that they inflicted on me. I put this to them and they agreed. We had a contract for quarterly pay rises in order to bring me to a more appropriate level (about twice what I was being paid originally). Furthermore, a rostering and (generous) callout system was devised. This was called the "get out of bed fee".

      There were a few problems in that some staff on the roster lived miles away, no mobile coverage, and only occasional pager coverage. But it worked quite well, I had 3 out of 4 weekends and weeknights to myself, and they paid me a retainer for the other 7 days of the month where my social life was broken; and an extremely generous rate when I was required.

      I eventually became CTO.

      Not long after, the company was sold, my pay rises stopped, almost everyone else was made redundant (aka "sacked") and I again found myself tethered to the company 24x7x365.

      I eventually suffered the same fate, having refused to relocate (hey, I like it here!).

      Now I have my own business and although I don't make as much at the end of the day after paying tax upon tax upon tax; and I have some months where I am borrowing heavily just to complete outstanding jobs; I am so much happier.

      I still have my sanity and self-respect. I still have my wife and maybe our family will get a little bigger one day soon...

    142. Re:Easy one. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree. Here's how I look at it:

      At my company I frequently hear comments from management about how working extra hours makes you a more "valuable" employee. Keep in mind that I'm a salaried software engineer and get no compensation for overtime. At a meeting I once pointed out that my salary was based upon a fixed 40-hour week, as agreed upon in my employment contract. I further noted that by working overtime, I was, actually reducing my effective hourly wage, thereby making myself less valuable to the company. This view proved popular among the engineering staff (who began leaving on-time more often than they used to) and rather unpopular among management. I also mentioned that I had spent about fifteen years running my own consulting business full-time before I came to work there, and that I had decided to go full time to get away from crazy hours and having no social life. More blank stares. Oh well.

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    143. Re:Easy one. by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      while you are corect in that these expenses are already deductable, i'm pretty sure thats only the case if the companie requires you to have them. If it is being touted as "the dedicated people will do it" then i guess that would be a requirement seeing how they negetivly classify you if you don't shell it out.

      I think it is just a shame that companies can get away with stuff like this and still hold a decent standing in the comunity. Maybe the IT staff should quickly form a union and demand the company to pay for the required off site expenses. You will achive more then one goal with a union, mainly If they fire all of you for joining it, you have legal recourse as well as most union shops they do business with will not allow them to continue doing business. you may also get public opinion on your side wich may pressure them into doing somethign about it.

      I worked for a company that wouldn't allow a non union contractor on the job site and it was stipulated that way in the union contracts too. Some companies got away from it by unionizing certen branches and only sending them in. I'm usually against unions but in this case it would apear to be neccesary. strangly enough, i always made more money at non union jobs though.

    144. Re:Easy one. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If the company wants me to work as a salaried employee, and wants me on call 24/7(isn't the 365 redudant?) They should provide the tools to make that happen.

      But that is different then getting out of bed to do your job.

      Exempt does not mean 'no rights'

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    145. Re:Easy one. by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Sad. People disgust me more and more every day.

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    146. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha good sex and comfortable shoes. lol

      I like my 55inch DLP tv.

    147. Re:Easy one. by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      You would be one of the lucky ones that appreciate what you do. I believe your employer is in the teeny tiny minority we grunts call freaks of wonderful nature. I wouldn't mind taking time out of my weekend to help out my employer if they appreciated it. They'd sure as hell better not expect me to do it for free though. Compensate me in a manner that's agreeable to me. First off the hours should be time and a half whatever the option is I choose. I could take off another day. They could pay me like it was overtime. They could add it to my vacation leave. They could add is to my bonus or let me pick something nice for my office. What's good for the employee is good for the employer, not the other way around.

    148. Re:Easy one. by Colazar · · Score: 1
      It's deductible, but I believe your total expenses have to meet a certain threshhold (I want to say 2% of your AGI, but that's just a guess) before you can take the deduction. And, of course, you have to itemize. So, depending on individual circumstances, that may not work for everyone.

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    149. Re:Easy one. by Soruk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I got myself one of those re-pointable "personal numbers", and on the occasion that I was asked for my mobile number (since I had to be out unexpectedly, and they wouldn't give me a company mobile phone) I gave them the "personal" number instead. Depending on how I have it set, the call may get to me, it may get to an answerphone, it may get a recording saying the line is not accepting incoming calls. It might even go to a colleague. The number I got from Second Number doesn't cost me anything to have, or to receive calls on. And, it can't be texted so it's immune to SMS spam!

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    150. Re:Easy one. by catwh0re · · Score: 1
      Employers that won't pay for company owned/employer held equipment are cheap, they most likely are also not interested in giving raises so don't think that this will lead you onto a better career path. Also forget company sponsored courses if this is their attitude.

      It's the out-of-touch upper hierarchy that make these cut backs. They normally receive corporate level kick backs/bonuses for culling expenditure.

      Meanwhile what's next, pay for our webservers.. as a committed and thoughtful employee you understand our need for a prescence on the world wide web...

      as a considerate and thoughtful employee you will now receive no income, in exchange for happy thoughts, sunshine and farts.

      Money talks, Bulls#it walks.

      Look for a new job.

    151. Re:Easy one. by X · · Score: 1

      Why, then, do employers expect us to pay for things we need to do our jobs?

      There are lots of scenarios where it makes sense. My first job out of school was doing retail electronics sales. Everyone was rquired to wear a suit, but the company didn't shell out a dime for one. Someone whined about it, and the manager came back with a fairly straight forward response. Basically, would you rather the company cut your commission a bit and bought you a suit, or would you prefer to have the full commission and determine for yourself the optimal cost/benefit when it comes to selecting a wardrobe?

      It made a lot of sense too. Particularly for a lot of the female sales staff, who found that paying the extra bucks for as professional a look as possible tended to help overcome the "women know nothing about electronics" prejudice.

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    152. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada nothing is a tax write-off unless you are a salesman (presuming full employee status).

      Someone please explain how you can "itemize" work-related expenses at work without effectively becoming a contractor?

      Given non-itemization: order a separate cell-phone, (why would one ever have one's own pager?), a separate Internet connection and expense them to your company.

      If they do not accept the expense after your having given all of the above accesses/contact information to your bosses, then just cut off the services.

      If the operations people question what happenned when they try to get you then tell them that the company has stated it does not want you to have those accesses (your personal phone number is available). Then expense all long distance charges to your company and screen calls on your personal cell phone (leave it off usually and let all calls during work go to the answering machine so they do not see you using it anymore).

      If someone fires you for the above then you do not want to be working for them. You will be fired eventually anyways for something like not answering the phone during a bath if that is their attitude.

    153. Re:Easy one. by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reminds me of the story (think it was in a Dilbert book) about a company that was cutting costs and decided to stop supplying free sanitory towels/products in the women's restrooms. Various employees protested about this, but it was eventually dropped when a senior female employee (maybe a VP) pointed out in a matter-of-fact way that when she was negotiating with a company, she'd often go to the restrooms to check on the supply of sanitory towels just before the final round of negotiations. If there were no supplies, she knew the company was in trouble, and could press them hard for a better deal.

      Apparently the idea was magically and silently dropped after this observation, and was never suggested again.

      Which always makes me smile :)

    154. Re:Easy one. by grommitfry · · Score: 1

      I just quit my job friday because I had a similar situation where I had a boss who expected 24/7 access to me, expected me to have and provide my own broadband and cellphone, who expected me to work nights and weekends whenever needed. Yes, it was flexible, SOMETIMES, but mostly, the more I gave, the more they expected, until I was exhausted, and couldn't give anymore. The company kept growing, and they continued to expect me to support more than 100 users, and 7 servers myself, and gave my 4 weeks of vacation time I could never take. I walked away to a new job with far less responsiblity, 40% less pay but fixed hours, no pager, no cellphone, and no remote access and support. My husband (I think that is who that man is, I hardly recognize him!) is pretty happy about it. And it's not about the money. I want my life back.

    155. Re:Easy one. by Soruk · · Score: 1

      Situation is slightly different in UK - we don't pay for incoming calls on our cellphones. I have two phones, one with monthly inclusive minutes, and one (from Virgin Mobile) with no inclusive anything, but no line rental. It therefore costs me nothing to have it, only to phone out on it. I get a paper bill, and can therefore expense any work related calls.
      I don't use the one with inclusive mins for work calls since the bill lists the calls as zero rated if they were inclusive.

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    156. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do agree, I think a company should give you the tools to do your job.

      I don't agree. I think that any professional is reasonably expected to own certain tools needed to do their jobs. When you hire a carpenter or a plumber, you expect them to come with tools, right? What constitutes expected tools and what are things the employer would be expected to provide is up for debate, though. Also, a staff employee will use more company tools, and less of their own. I would always expect the employer to pay for any expendables.

      In this case, I wouldn't expect the employer to pay for broadband. It's cheap now. Anyone in the computing industry is going to get it for themselves at home. You'll be using for yourself far more than you use it for work, and you don't get charged by the byte, so it doesn't cost anything extra to use it for work. A cell phone, on the other hand, generally charges by the minute. Those are expendables, and should be billable to the employer. Same as milage (not including commute).

      But, yes, the economy isn't good enough to make many demands. Companies are getting their revenge for the demands IT people made 6 years ago.

    157. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 from me too: If there is value in being able to contact you at any time, then they can pay for it.

      Incidentally, what does your company do? Ask your CIO how he would feel if customers asked your company do do whatever it is you do for them for free, because your company should be as "dedicated" as others out there.

    158. Re:Easy one. by Colazar · · Score: 1
      Actually, the rules have changed for "hobby" businesses in the last couple of years, at least as far as they pertain to businesses in the arts. My wife is an (as of yet unpublished) author, so I have had to deal with this. I have also spoken to performers and artists, and it appears to work the same way for them, too.

      There is not a profit requirement, but you do have to be able to demonstrate that you have treated your business as a business, and not a hobby. Joining professional organizations, having an agent, being able to document your work, all of these are things that can show that this is a job, and not a hobby. And, of course, making sales and getting paid doesn't hurt either.

      None of this means that you won't get audited if you show 10 years of losses in a row, just that you ought to prevail in an audit situation, if you do everything right. And if you're not sure what "do everything right" means, then you should run all of this through your accountant before you deduct it.

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    159. Re:Easy one. by Casualposter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you're good enough, you can tell them to provide the tools to do the job or they won't get it done. The folks who will bend to such obviously stupid management by terror tactics are not good enough to walk out and get a job. Somebody is always hiring somewhere. You may have to move, but you can find another job. Just do so before you quit.

      This is going on in my company. I put in my 50 hours and that's what they get. My department has lost two techs and we've not been allowed to replace them, because the owner doesn't want to spend the money. So when he calls and wants to know why X project is not done, I explain it to him. I even use small words to be sure he understands. So far, no problem.

      In a time of limited resources, the management has to set the priorities. Your personal time is not a part of the pay check and is not "Negotiable" no matter what Mr, MBA wants you to think. When they want you to pay out of your pocket, you decide what you are willing to do and then do it. Put in reasonable hours and move on.

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    160. Re:Easy one. by sneakers007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was the CIO of a major communications company and I would never expect the burden of computer equipment purchases (blackberries, cell phones, pda's, laptops, etc...) or services for these devices to be on the employee. This is no way for a company to act if they want the services they need. If they need them, let them pay for them. You would be surprised at how they could afford this is they really needed too. Tell that CIO to cut his expense report (lunches, dinners, car travel services, etc...) each month to make up for the broadband service charges. Trust me, first it is this type of sacrifice, next it will be your yearly review salary raise. I understand companies go through hard times, but what they are asking you to do is not right in my opinion...

    161. Re:Easy one. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      I agree with you completely.
      However, niether of those things are mentioned in the parent article. Only that "The company used to pay for these things, now they don't, and they say we should want to be better employees and so pay for this stuff ourselves."

      And unless the items are REQUIRED by the employer, the employer is correct... if the items are not required, then they are just things you may choose to use on your own in order to get your job done better.

      Picture yourself as an employer of a sysadmin... you don't require the guy to be on call 24/7, but if you have two sysadmins, and one makes himself more generally available than the other, which one is giving you better value for your dollar?

    162. Re:Easy one. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      I still hate getting calls and do not own a cell, the only purpose my land line serves is to provide ADSL..if you want me, email me.
      Many yearts ago, I was working for a shop. One of the questions I asked in the interview was "Would I be required to carry a pager or be on an 'on call' list? ". The answer was "no'. I took the job. Well at that time I did not have a home phone at all. I did have a long distance phone account, but that is another story.
      Anyway, some time later on that job a new supervisor started and demanded that I have a home phone. I said fine, called the POTS and had it installed, directing them to send the bill to . That arrangement (and the phone) lasted 1 month. I will not pay for any communication device I have no intention of using to provide someone else with an easy way to invade my privacy, and btw: hang up and drive please.

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    163. Re:Easy one. by Ramadog · · Score: 1
      Yup...next thing you know...they'll try to quit paying you for after hours work.

      This is what some places in Australia do.

      Instead of being payed overtime you are given time off. Time Of In Lieu (toil). Finding time to make use of accumated toil is not that easy without upsetting someone. A cap is placed on how much toil a person can have at anyone time. Anything above that cap is lost. The end result is the boss getting unpaid overtime from the workers.

    164. Re:Easy one. by nolife · · Score: 1

      I call bull on the liability thing. If your company is actually paying the bill directly to the provider, the company would be the first one contacted but the company can always point the authorities to the employee responsible. Just as using your company supplied phone to call in a death treat would not be the companies liability.

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    165. Re:Easy one. by tx_kanuck · · Score: 1

      Are you hiring? :)

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    166. Re:Easy one. by scovetta · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%. Same at my job. My girlfriend lives across the country, so this week, I get to work from their Tampa office. I am treated as a professional, and I act as a professional. To me this means neither of us bullshitting the other about a few hundred dollars a year. Sure, I wouldn't fly across the country on work and pick up the tab, but sometimes I don't expense books or meals-- in the long run, I feel better about my company, and when I ask to go to a $3000 conference, they don't give me a problem about it. It works out best, at least for me.

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    167. Re:Easy one. by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      You're right, that is an easy plan. The toughest part is finding another employer that doesn't suck and also happens to be hiring... and doing it before the current employer decides that you are no longer behaving like a good drone should and replaces you.

      If you really want to test their willing to fire you, you might also try claiming not to have Internet access at home ;)

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    168. Re:Easy one. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Ahh the words of an hourly worker.

      How I miss those days... walking towards the time clock, thinking of what I'd do the next day, punching out and moving onto personal things for the evening and not having work come to mind until the next morning just after I punched in.


      I'm in those days, and I want out. Here's why.

      In my job, we get deadlines, and they're set well above my head. They are met, end of discussion. OK, fine. While this sometimes meant the odd late night, or working on something on the laptop in bed at night for presentation the next day, that's just part of the job sometimes, and the job is good (laptop and cell phone are provided, and Blackberries are given to those that need them). However, the company recently switched us to hourly rates because of some new reading of the law, and since there is exactly zero budget for overtime, we are expected to work our listed shifts exactly as listed. We are not allowed to stay late to make up time from the beginning of the day (though we may take up to a half-hour out of our lunches), even if it's personal time skimming news sites or something. Management goes around the floor checking desks and offices, and harangues those still there after 5pm (the shift end for all but about three people) until they leave. The place feels less like a datacenter and more like a factory.

      I appreciate the extra half-hour or so I get out of the evening, but it's usually extra time in traffic, because I used to work a little extra to wait for traffic to die down a bit. The flexibility of being able to stay (sometimes for comp time) was useful for emergency situations, and now OT has to go through several levels of approval, meaning emergencies that happen at 4:55pm sometimes don't get fixed until the next morning.

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    169. Re:Easy one. by defile · · Score: 1

      She gets 24x7 support, and I get my freedom.

      I work in exactly that kind of arrangement now.

      See how much freedom you have next time you want to take a two week vacation without bringing a laptop or a cell phone.

    170. Re:Easy one. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have worked non-union construction jobs and I have to say: while you get more money, the long hours, no benefits and near slave demands made upon non-union employees would get really old really fast. When the union finally bullied its way into the job, I could see the differences immediately. They worked half as hard for half as long for 60% of the pay and three times the bennies. I wish there were a happy medium between slave labor/high wages and slack labor/good bennies. There was, during the Boom anyway...we worked hard for good pay and good bennies. Unfortunately, the dollar signs in the boss's eyes meant we sold our solid little performer to a big bloated startup, and everybody got the short end in the back side.

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    171. Re:Easy one. by muddy_mudskipper · · Score: 1

      hey, me too!

      i work for the Texas State Government as a sysadmin for a medical research imaging center.

      here i am 6 years later, earning 1x my starting wage..er, wait.

      nevermind.

    172. Re:Easy one. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about the US system, but in Australia, if you use your home Internet connection to perform self-study in a field which relates directly to your career, you can get tax deductions off expenses incurred to perform that study.

      So if you are a software engineer who spends half your time on your home computer programming, and half of your time playing games, you can get half your computer depreciation and broadband bills back as tax deductions. :-)

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    173. Re:Easy one. by P1 · · Score: 1

      agreed, i work 4 days a week a home and things do get blurred. I work nuts hours at time but the quality of life is wonderful.

    174. Re:Easy one. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      If the company spent a huge amount of money on something like Oracle, and it goes down a lot, then paying for the employee's broadband and cellphone is the least of their problems.

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    175. Re:Easy one. by defile · · Score: 1

      My advice here is simple and it relates directly to the difference in those expectations.

      CONTACT A LABOR LAWYER NOW. Get a consultation, see who will just talk to you. Talk now.

      That or start looking for a new job (or both).

      If the terms of your employment have gotten to the point where you need a lawyer to straighten things out, you really would do better to just quit. Forcing someone to employ you if they don't want to is about the same as being forced to work for someone you don't want to.

      Seek out good agreements. The best agreements involve compromise on both sides to reach mutual satisfaction. The best agreements recognize changing needs and can be revised accordingly. These are agreements that people are happy to stick to.

      Bad agreements are ones that involve too much give on one side. Bad agreements are written in stone. The party that is getting the ass end in such an agreement will be unhappy. Unhappy people become angry people. Angry people don't care about what the agreement says. Or what ethics say. Or what the law says.

      If the terms of your employment are so rotten and the other party is not interested in satisfying your needs. Ask yourself. Do you live for someone else, or do you live for yourself?

    176. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ministry of Education (Ontario, Canada) used to offer free internet access to all teachers from their home (i.e. a government ISP, if you will...). This service was cut by the Conservative Harris government. Since then, I don't access any of the Ministry or Board of Education online materials, etc. after hours from my home. When they provide me with the tools to work from home, then I will spend my PRICELESS time at home working for the board/ministry. Until then, my home time is my time, not ministry/board time.

    177. Re:Easy one. by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      As I provide the infrastructure required to work from home, I work from home when I want to. If I notice that there was a problem with an overnight task and I feel like I want to tackle it during my morning's surfing to make things smoother at work, I do. However, I'm under no obligation to do so. Similarly, I have a GPRS phone with the Putty SSH client -- if I get a call on the weekend and there's something wrong that I think I can fix, I can choose to say, I'll handle it on Monday or I'll have a go now, whichever is most convenient to me.

      Now, if the company provided my mobile, my home PC and home internet connection I'd be expected to respond whenever the company wants me to, and I'd expect to be paid at least twice as much.

    178. Re:Easy one. by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      Bennie? Don't mod me, I'm curious :)

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    179. Re:Easy one. by frisket · · Score: 1
      ...dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen

      Between the hours of 9 and 5 (or whatever) at at the company's expense.

      The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers.

      If the company wants to contact you by a method you don't have, they must make it available.

      What sort of experiences do the rest of slashdotters have along these lines?

      Similar. Most employers are moving towards this model. While there are plenty of unemployed IT support staff, this will only get worse.

      Next thing's to work on finding an employer that isn't run by such cheap bastards.

      Difficult. The reason business is profitable is that the people who run it know how to cut costs. If there is ever a shortage of IT support staff, they'll start providing home connections, blackberries, cellphones, etc again.

    180. Re:Easy one. by lobotomy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Point of order:

      Writing something off as a business expense doesn't mean that you get it for free -- you still have to pay for it. Then, if and only if, you meet the minimum amount, you can deduct it (which just means that you won't have to pay taxes on those expenses, but you are still out the money). What is the minimum amount? It has been a few years since I even bothered to look at that part of the tax form. Isn't it some percentage of your gross income? Thus, if your unreimbursed business expenses aren't high enough, you get nothing (except the satisfaction of knowing that when your manager said to bend over and grab your ankles -- you did it).

    181. Re:Easy one. by DeeBs · · Score: 1

      Where I live, in Alberta, a union tradesman makes a hell of a lot more than a non-union worker. At least in the construction trades.

    182. Re:Easy one. by tonydiesel · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... yeah ... and they always give me shit for only having the bare minimum number of pieces of flair...

    183. Re:Easy one. by DeeBs · · Score: 1

      forgot the numbers. my father makes around 20 - 25 on a good job working non union industrial, and 30 + union industrial.

    184. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this sucks.

      remember a company will make you redundant at a drop of the hat.

      DO NOT LET THE WOOL BE PULLED OVER YOUR EYES.

      Join a union. this kind of behaviour from management is unacceptable.

      I do not let work contact me on my personal cellphone until they foot the bill for it.

      I would expect them to foot the bill for my broadband if they wanted response times outside of normal core business hrs. it is after all you doing their BUSINESS for them and it IS a legitmate business expense they can write off on tax - whereas you cannot.

      If they went so far as to say you shall have broadband at home for work but you will pay for it not us - tidy up that CV - and find another job.

    185. Re:Easy one. by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      "Spend a dollar to earn $.35"

      Every April, I want to run around and stamp that into people's foreheads as they are so desperately trying to spend on stuff they don't even want just to get the tax deduction. Worst of all, it seems like the accountants are egging them on the whole time.

    186. Re:Easy one. by redsilo · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree. I am currently self-employed(translated poor) but used to work for a company for an hourly wage. They pretty much insisted on 18 hours of overtime per week. I was young and single then so the total net increase in my paycheck was around 5 dollars per week. But for the good of the company I recommend no overtime unless absolutely necesary. We would get a pretty good boost in weekly production for a week or two when the overtime started but after that burnout pretty much put us back to what we could accomplish in a standard 40 hour week. I suspect that things haven't changed all that much. redsilo

    187. Re:Easy one. by dmarcov · · Score: 1

      It's a misc. itemized deduction -- which requires that you itemize (of course), and that they exceed 2% of Adjusted Gross Income (AGI).

      The only other requirement is that the product or service be "helpful, but not necessarily essential" to your occupation. There are certain specific exclusions like airline lounges, etc. but otherwise it's mostly anything that fits the broad outline of "helpful".

      It's all on Schedule A

      Here are the instructions for the Schedule A form.

    188. Re:Easy one. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number. If they don't want to pay for the means of contacting you, they can try your answering machine and hope for the best.

      I don't want to argue the point. While you may be correct, theoretically, there are some consequences.

      This situation is not that unique. I have been providing my own equipment and tools for quite a long time. Many years. I don't always like it, but it is part of the reason I have gotten ahead, into a position that compensates with higher pay. My goal has always been to make myself more valueable by improving my education, taking risks, providing some of my own gear until I can show why its needed, and being better than the next guy at my job.

      You can stick to your principals, but don't be surprised when someone who is willing to bend leap frogs over you. Employers like employees who invest in their career. Fair or not, it demonstrates that the employee is willing to go the extra mile and invest in their own future with the company. Its not appropriate for all circumstances, nor is drawing a line in the sand.

      Personally, I don't think requiring employees to provide some equipment is always a crime, if it is clearly spelled out in advance. To expect an employee to have access to email at home, for instance, requires a computer and some type of internet access. To me, this is a reasonable expectation for most skilled positions, but not as a company expense. Providing for some employees but not others may be an issue, but if a company decides that all salemen should provide their own Palm (for instance), then it may be reasonable, fair and legal. You may not LIKE it, but I am sure there are lots of things you don't like about any job.

      Not everyone wants to get ahead. Some are happy in their position, or are not motivated or ambitious. Others want to make more money, get a better position, move up in the world, and stuff money in a 401k so they can retire before they are too old to enjoy it.

      If you care about a long term future with the company and you have the skills, my suggestions is to search ebay for your equipment, and make due with what you have. The people in positions above you, grumbling and using words like "unfair" and "lawyer" will get thinned out soon, creating opportunity to rise in the ranks, and pay scale.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    189. Re:Easy one. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's no such thing as "we can't find anybody who is qualified".

      Either nobody wants to work for you - for good reasons - or you just aren't looking in the right places - or you just have no clue what is "qualified" (i.e., you're far too strict on what is necessary or not necessary to be "qualified".)

      Employment technigues in most companies are a joke.

      You need to ask three questions of a prospective employee (after thoroughly explaining the details of the position and what you want done in the foreseeable future in that position):

      1) Do you want to do this job?
      2) Can you do this job?
      3) Can you give me a reason why you feel you can do this job?

      If they can give you a *truthful* reasonable answer to those three questions, hire them and get on with the job and stop looking for "Mr(s). Right".

      Oh, yes, you do have to tell them that since they got hired fast, they can also get fired fast if any of those answers were *not* truthful.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    190. Re:Easy one. by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 3, Insightful

      bennies slang term for benifits

    191. Re:Easy one. by sadr · · Score: 1

      Tax brackets don't work that way.

      When you go from a tax bracket of 10% to 20% at 15,000 (or whatever it is these days), only the money over 15,000 is taxed at the higher rate. It doesn't apply retroactively to the first 15,000.

      So lowering your income to the next lower bracket doesn't really save you anything special.

    192. Re:Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with your ideas relative to investing in your career, but I do disagree with the idea that paying for a cell phone and pager so you can be reached by your W-2 employer constitutes such an investment.

      --

      Call (206) 338-5780 COLLECT for information about a genuine BA, BS, MA, MS, MBA, or Ph.D.

    193. Re:Easy one. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      That is correct, several cases in Tax Court have upheld this rule recently. I recall that the case was a horse farm, and they never made a profit due to various reasons. The IRS sued, they took it to court and the defendant won. Since then the IRS has backed off on small businesses. Just keep good records, make sure it is NOT simply a tax shelter, and try to make a profit by spending time building and running the business.

    194. Re:Easy one. by Glonoinha · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What you are looking for here is a Schedule C "Company" - basically moonlighting, doing work on the side that amounts to more than $600 in business from a single source. The customer generally asks for your SSN to send you a tax form 1099 since you aren't a real 'company' ... it is the IRS' way of being a gentle reminder for you to pay your taxes on this after hours work related money. You put all the misc income on the Schedule C, and you can apply work related expense deductions against that income directly. Thus if you bought a $1000 computer, paid $50 a month in broadband and you earned $3000 that year from doing web pages on that machine, you would claim $3000 - $1600 = $1400 in Schedule C income. Note that this is effectively 'self employment' money, so you have to pay the 6.2% fica matching that is generally paid by the employer ... so the taxes on this money are generally a little higher - but the cool thing is that as long as you make a profit 3 out of every 5 years, on the years that you have a loss, the loss applies directly to your regular income (something you generally have to do by having more expenses than the standard deduction, etc...)

      Note that the IRS knows this is an easy way to abuse the system, so expect some scrutiny.

      Also note that I'm not an accountant, so this post represents how I think it work, not how it really works. Ask your accountant.

      --
      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    195. Re:Easy one. by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 2, Informative

      I live in Australia now. I actually like toil. You do have to manage it though and be firm. The problem is that some people, no matter what country they work in, do not stand up for themselves and get walk over. As a senior developer at my last perminate position I often had some manager upset with me because I encouraged developers to come to me with problems and woudl help them work them out. Things like "manager A messed up on the schedule and asks the developers to work but not record their time" I would stress to them that "manager A's bad management skills in scheduling is not your problem" I would support them when there where problems by going to business unit managers if after talking to "manager A" and explaining the real situation "manager A" still instisted that they dodgy practices be done. Some managers respected me some hated me. Funny enough the ones that respected me where never the "manager A" types. New managers where more likely to be "manager A" types until confronted a few times. Its the ones that never learnt from their mistakes that ended up hating me.

      These "manager A" types learn who they can walk over and who they can't. Stick together and look out for eachother. That is my advice. With the toil make sure you do the following

      • Don't accumulate to much time. I wouldn't suggest accumulating more then 3 days worth in most situations
      • Don't constantly try to take off whole days. Taking off a hour or 2 early every once an awhile may have less of an impact.
      • If you start putting in lots of overtime organise something outside of toil. Talk to your manager(s) and explain that situation A will require more OT then toil is supposed to deal with and arrange alternate compensation
      • Use your toil BEFORE the end of the project you are working on. toil is often costed agianst the project that it was acculminated on and some organisations won't charge it after a project is closed thus you loose it.
      • If you are working on a T&M project don't accept toil as there is no reason to. Your employer is getting paid for your work so should you
      • hehe obvious one....don't accept toil if you are not paid salary.
    196. Re:Easy one. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with your ideas relative to investing in your career, but I do disagree with the idea that paying for a cell phone and pager so you can be reached by your W-2 employer constitutes such an investment.

      I understand and again, I agree in theory. I did it anyway, and it has paid off tremendously over the years. In my circumstance, the only opinion that really mattered was the boss's. Every job has unpleasant aspects. If you quit everytime a company incorporates a policy you don't like, you are not likely to go very far, and your new job is likely to have policies you won't like as well, eventually. Its a catch 22, perhaps, but since I am likely to not like something about either career choice, I am inclined to take the path that allows me to make more money so I can quit doing it sooner.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    197. Re:Easy one. by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 1

      I'm not on 3 or 4 times what I was at my perm position 3 years ago but then I've been in the industry for 18 years now if you count my 6 years in the USMC where I worked most of that 6 years in IT also.

      Contracting has its ups and downs. Pays better. Tends to be more flexible as my employers, by in large, don't care about me taking time off here and there as they don't pay for it. The respect you get right off the bat seems to be more. Last is that I don't have the political headaches. Even thou I didn't play political games when I was perminate I had the head ache knowing that my salary probably was adversely effected from my vocal nature when something was not being done on the up and up.

    198. Re:Easy one. by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      Oh, I though they were referring to low grade amphetamines. I was presuming it helped with the long hours (_8-(|).

    199. Re:Easy one. by winwar · · Score: 1

      Of course, late checks don't always mean the company is in deep (financial) trouble.

      A bunch of incompetent jerks who couldn't manage their way out of a paper bag, yes, financial trouble, not always.

      Currently working a crappy job while I look for work in my field and the company has a habit of getting checks to people late (not all people all the time) or changing dates for check disbursement with a weeks notice saying it is "to prevent errors". Which of course they will still make.

      Funny, I had a good impression of them before I started work. They managed to get on my shit list in less than a month. They better hope I am never in a position to influence textbook purchases (oops too late-oh well, it should be fun some day telling a rep why I won't use their textbook...)

    200. Re:Easy one. by Jhon · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's true, but for the entire year tax withholding is performed based on the HIGHER rate on a larger part of your income. At the end of the year, when calculating, your 'taxable' income is significantly lower -- well under that higher tax rate. That means the difference in the tax rate is 'refunded' (or corrected at filing time).

      Granted, I could file quarterly -- as I did when a contractor -- and do my 'best guess', but I do a fairly decent job of calculating what my withholding should be to maximize my monthly income while minimizing my yearly tax bill (either get a smallish refund or pay out a smallish amount).

    201. Re:Easy one. by atheken · · Score: 1

      a) I was not referring to my own hiring practices. As Joel Spolsky says, two things applicants need to have 1) "smart" 2)"gets things done." b) the company *had* hired people that did not do good work for the clients, finding people that can get a job done and get it done well IS difficult. Like I said before, people have the tech skills, but not the business sense needed to apply it properly in many cases.

    202. Re:Easy one. by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 1
      What are these under-30 people doing for sustenance then?

      I am gonna take a stab at answering this as I have friends who are doing it.
      (For the record I'm 31 and been employed with the same folks for 8 years)

      Many people/friends I know now are not so much opting out, as they are lowering what they feel they need. Many work cash only jobs (bars and night clubs). They have stopped caring about the 2 cars, owning a home etc. Part of this is the feeling that there is no way in hell that they would even be able to acheive it (welcome to San Francisco, here's your 3 room mates and a bus pass). On the other hand, they are not un-happy about it. They have money in their pockets, plenty of free time and few responsibilities. Hell, I'm jealous, I work 8-10 hours a day, and occasionally pull a double by going and working at a nightclub as well. They have accepted what I have not, which is that stuff doesn't matter as much. And for some, this is even not the case, you can make $150 a night working security, you can make $3-500 on a friday or saturday as a bar tender. If your tastes are simple, you can live pretty well on $600-1000 dollars a week. And remember, the key word here is cash.

      Now granted, this is only one segment that I am personally aquainted with. I also know the perpetual students, and a couple of the stay-at-home-late-twenty-somethings. I would be willng to go out on a limb and say that these people "opting out" are not really leaving behind work, or taking care of them selves (except those that are staying with mom and dad). They have just decided to go a different route.

      --
      If you are one in a million, then there are six thousand people who are just like you.
    203. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      very, very true.

      I work in BC as a net admin, and up until this job I kept running into companies that did not understand that extraordinarily simple premise. Of course both facts are true. *Most* people who can't get a job are in fact too busy looking for the perfect job.

      It's been a source of continuous amazement to me that the Canadian software industry isn't kicking the stuffing out of the US industry since Canadian costs should be lower due to lower pay scales and government provided medical insurance. Yet it's not. Either Canadian corporate taxes are way too high for the industry to compete as well as it could or Canadian companies need to get their heads out of their behinds. (Or both)

    204. Re:Easy one. by akintayo · · Score: 1

      I think it is important to note that this is generally not an either or. In most companies the sum total of the board's raises would be an order of magnitude smaller than that of the employee's pay cuts.

      --
      Woe be on to them, all who rise against poor people, shall perish in a the end. Buju Banton
    205. Re:Easy one. by P.+Norbert+Ebersol · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear...

    206. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So just how much time are you talking about exactly? I've seen 24x7 mentioned several times. But could you quantify that? One hour a week on average over a year? Two?

      The IT support I've had the pleasure of dealing with usually brought their own headaches upon themselves
      -- installing hardware/software without understanding what they were doing.
      -- buying Microsoft because, well you know, no one gets fired for buying Microsoft and then having to purge the system of the latest email virus of the week.

    207. Re:Easy one. by Zen · · Score: 1

      Glad to see you're being openly honest with your employees. In my company (multi-state health insurance company), we get our fair share of 'perks', but no overtime. We get our RIM pagers, cell phones (recently switched to blueberries), palm pilots or IPAQ's upon request, laptops as well as desktops, etc. I work in the network department, so we've had access from home for years before it started to be offered to other people (only upon their mgmt's request, and extreme business need for now). Most of our department has T1's from home, which go directly to the company (free internet access, albeit filtered and logged by firewall). Anybody outside of our department who wasn't extremely important got saddled with either ISDN or token based dialup. What we are finally starting to do is use VPN access. For the first year VPN was completely on the employee's dime, but if somebody had dsl or cable, we would setup a VPN account for them so they could do whatever they wanted to. In the past couple months we have started to rethink that strategy with the help of the legal department. The jury is still out on what our final solution will be, but we have two right now. If upper management approves the request (director or senior mgmt level), we will fully pay for certain people's entire home broadband connection. This will be a true internet connection, with VPN to the company, which is what you're concerned about. This opens up some legal dilemas regarding what if the employee hacks some website somewhere, or does something else illegal on an internet connection paid for by a company. So that is limited to an extremely few number of people (I would trade my T1 for flat unfiltered cable modem in a heartbeat!) The second option we are looking at is a prorated reimbursement based on how important you are - otherwise known as how much your management feels you would be required to work from home. For example, a fairly new employee with minimal projects that they are responsible for but was still allowed VPN access might get 30% of their broadband bill paid for by the company. Someone who responds to a majority of the after hours problems would get a maximum of 95% of their bill paid for. By requiring the employee to sign an internet usage agreement, and not paying for the entire connection (the employee would have to pay, and then submit expense forms every week), the company would negate any legal implications that could have occured from misuse. Our legal department is still checking into this, but we are pretty sure this is what is going to start being offered. For the most part we are completely happy with this - I have no problem paying $4 a month for business class DSL or cable service, and in return I simply have to send in my bill every month. No biggie, but it would be nice if they figured out some type of automatic system.

    208. Re:Easy one. by Exantrius · · Score: 1

      Heh, Finally a checklist to rate my last job by!


      Excellent point. Don't ignore the signs! Other signs:

      * High or increasing volume of Accounts Payable calls

      Hey! every day, calls from credit card companies! Multiple times a day!

      * High or increasing volume of Accounts Payable callers

      The last one I took was from the lawyer of the "leader" of the hells angels, Sammy Burgess.

      * Notices that your health coverage has been suspended/reinstated (because a premium or several were missed then quickly paid)

      Yup... Except she didn't bother to tell us about it... Yes, I went to the doctor-- complaining about job related stress... Then two days later I had to tell him to not bill my insurance company, due to it being "renegotiated"...

      * LATE CHECKS (run!)

      "but I was in (wherever) and I couldn't come over and get your checks!"...

      * Reduced janitorial services

      Well, in all honesty, they only came once a week, and did a shit-ass job...

      * More trash in the parking lot or trash bins are emptied fewer times a week

      see above

      * Managment approval required on office supplies

      "But do you really need more paper? Can't you just recycle old paper?" "Sure, but do you want us to send out quotes for people on the back of test-prints?"

      * Personal assistants or secretaries being let go

      No... none of that... She stopped paying them, true...

      * F'ed Company being added to the 'net filter (old - but a good sign regardless)

      Nope, since I "owned" the filters =)

      * No more free coffee/sodas/toliet paper

      They removed the bottled water "to cut down on waste" and to "stop all the little breaks". Meaning we had to walk across the street to the market to get drinks.

      * Being able to find choice parking spaces when there weren't many before (kidding; by this time it should be obvious there are problems

      I can think of a few more...

      * Company's bank turning down paychecks as "NSF". Having to speak with the bank president (fortunately a family friend) to get your check cashed.

      * Company changing banks...

      * Dell refusing to sell them any more computers, even on COD basis

      * Having new bank shut down checking account, meaning everyone has to be paid in cash.

      * keeping three "telecommuting" employees waiting for checks for 3 months, followed by paying them for only a month of work.

      * Eh. I don't know any more that's happened... I left about after the paycheck thing...

      Well, that and her (boob jobbed butt ugly 22 year old, with a 8 year old brat) daughter announcing in the room where I'm working "I'd rather be fucking right now".

      bob *at* drunkmonkey *dot* org

      if you care to hear more =)... /Ex

    209. Re:Easy one. by brausch · · Score: 1

      I don't allow ftp or telnet access to our servers either, for what I consider to be obvious reasons. I do allow ssh/sftp access as well as vpn from a selected set of IPs.

      I'm IS director for a credit union and pay for cell phones, a rotating pager, and broadband for six employees.

      About the exempt vs non-exempt, one of my guys recently made the change and the raise we gave started by compensating for the lost overtime, then the bump for the increased responsibilities.

      --
      "Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it." - George Santayana
    210. Re:Easy one. by winwar · · Score: 1

      So what if you get audited?

      I mean why give the government money that you are entitled to keep just because you MIGHT get audited (a rare occurrence).

      As long as it is a valid deduction, claim it. If you don't want to potentially spend the time an audit could possibly take, at least that I could see. But the first request will be for documentation (which you have, right?) only. If you are organized the audit should be quick-if it even gets that far. Or, pay a few bucks and have a professional do it.

      Unless of course you ARE cheating on your taxes... Then, maybe you don't want to raise many red flags :)

    211. Re:Easy one. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      But then, I don't demand that my sys admins work from home. I expect that they work from the office.

      What do you care, so long as the job gets done?

      However, our servers being down and the sys admin saying "Well, I am only paid to do this 9-5, call me in the morning" isn't going to cut it. The servers being down will cause the sys admin to lose his job.

      Depends on the company. Some places do the 9-5 thing with on-call rotation, and some do admining in shifts. I know that if I were in the former camp, I'd want a pile of cash for being on-call 24-7.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    212. Re:Easy one. by Joffrey · · Score: 1

      The "exceeding 2% of AGI" is the problem. Between my wife and I, we've never gotten above that, so keeping track of all the picky little business-related expenses turned out to be a big waste of time every single year. I no longer even bother

      --
      No, really! I'm one of the *good* lawyers!
    213. Re:Easy one. by mibus · · Score: 1

      On the more practical end: If you use broadband at home anyways, then don't sweat it. On the other hand, if the primary use of broadband at home is to service work, I'd cut it and let the employer deal with it. Similarly with cell phones and pagers. If they aren't paying for it, I'd say they have no right to demand it.

      Exactly. Go back to dialup, and then when you submit your overtime logbook (or whatever), explain why it took you three hours of remote access to fix $PROBLEM instead of just 30 minutes...).

    214. Re:Easy one. by Kagato · · Score: 1

      Last time I was responcible for 24/7 support (on a global WAN with 300+ servers in 30+ countries) the responcibility was clear. A seperate phone line was installed and billed directly to the company. A Laptop was provided, along with a cellphone and pager. In my view that's the right way to do things. And to be honest, it's a lot less than paying IBM to support your servers 24/7.

      I disagree on the whole "company connection" liability. You're not paying the vendor. You're reimbursing the employee for resources you're using. Unless you're directly paying the broadband provider it's not your liability nor would you want to tell the employee how to use it as it may make it your liability.

    215. Re:Easy one. by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I don't cheat on taxes and I don't encourage others to do so. I'm just saying that if you claim 100% of [insert expense here] as a business expense, you'd better be able to back it up.

      As a matter of personal preference, I'd prefer to not get audited and therefore prefer to "play it safe." You are absolutely right that one can take as much off for taxes as possible and deal with the consequences later - and force the government to prove that you were in the wrong. It's just a matter of personal preference - just make sure that you know that ahead of time.

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    216. Re:Easy one. by SparklingClearWit · · Score: 1

      Son,

      At the tender age of 23 as a "Software Engineer" in South Dakota, I imagine you've been salary since age 21 or so, right out of college?

      C'mon back when you've gone through a layoff/firing, had to bust ass to keep your job, and are a bit more bitter and a lot more learned.

    217. Re:Easy one. by qwasty · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've worked as a machinist in the past, and you can't get a job as a machinist unless you're willing to pay for the tools you use. Each employee has to have his own unique set of tools, costing thousands upon thousands of dollars. Traditionally, it was only measurement instruments you had to own, which should last a lifetime. The reason you had to have your own instruments is because they're delicate tools being used in a "rough" environment, and they will be best cared for by the person that owns them (company property gets trashed). But lately, the US economy is so bad, that companies are expecting machinists to buy their own CONSUMABLE supplies, like drills and such...These things get used up, and the employee has to keep buying them. For example, if the company is doing well, and has a lot of orders, the employee will be buying more tools to produce more revenue for the company. On top of this, it's not unheard of for an educated and skilled craftsman to make $7/hour doing robotic/automated manufacturing and programming on high tech multi-million dollar machines - You IT people have no idea how bad it can get...

    218. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're complaining that you have to pay money for somthing that you most likely use for perwonal use more than for buisness. What does the typical phone call consist of..."We've got a problem, come in immediatly". How long does that take. Seriously people. Oh and broadband, you're getting paid well enough you really should be able to afford the $30 a month it costs to have a cable modem/DSL line.

    219. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the company's going broke.

      What the heck, offer to pay the electric bill, greens fees, whatever. A millesecond after his eyes glaze from the fantasy, tell him to fuck off and then start looking for a new job.

      That way you get a choice on when/if to miss a paycheck.

    220. Re:Easy one. by Ronny+Cook · · Score: 1
      But it's another thing entirely for an employer to provide those devices with the expectation that you'll be reachable, then to say "you're now responsible for paying for this stuff. And, oh, by the way, you still need to be reachable 24x7."

      A company I used to work for decided at one point that all mobiles had to be "private", i.e. the company wouldn't pay for mobile phones any more.

      One tech had handed in his phone and the rest of us were getting ready to do so when I made the mistake of querying the policy through our group manager. Basically "you do realise that we're all contemplating this policy joyfully because it means we won't be interrupted after hours, and if there's an outage you won't be able to reach us... right?"

      The policy was quickly reversed - for on-call technical staff at least.

    221. Re:Easy one. by motiv8x · · Score: 0

      Amen. Get rid of the cell phone, you really don't NEED it do you? I did this, and after 2 months, my boss paid for a new cell phone for me. Be careful though, make sure they put it in their name, otherwise you will be stuck with it after you leave the job. Besides, who wants testicular cancer, and from a recent study, a low sperm count, just for keeping your cell in your pocket.

    222. Re:Easy one. by motiv8x · · Score: 0

      You're not being creative enough in your job search. If all you do is check monster.com and the like, forget it you will never find a job. Trick is posting your resume. I found a job in silicon valley, which has been hit the hardest, in less than 2 months (twice in the past year). and they got my resume from a posting on craiglist.org and dice.com Never once did I submit my resume this last time. Also, try my craigslist.org search tool, if you're willing to telecommute. Search for "Perl" and checking the telecommute box yields hundreds of jobs across the nation.

    223. Re:Easy one. by winwar · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      I wasn't implying that you cheated on taxes, sorry if it came across that way.

      Just making the statement that if you are going to aggressively claim things, you ought to be able to support your position. Because if you can't, it invites the IRS to go over your tax return with a fine tooth comb (and those past years returns too....) THAT can't be pleasant.

    224. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Manager and still write flexability instead of flexibility...

      This is /. :)

    225. Re:Easy one. by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      Hiring?

    226. Re:Easy one. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      At my similar experience to yours I was hired to work solo on a project that brought in more than 90% of the small company's revenue. All I wanted was a fair salary and healthcare benes. Twice, in 4 months, the healthcare was cancelled due to a mistake (non-payment with ambiguous excuses) ... The first time I found out through the admissions personnel at an emergency clinic when my wife, who was nursing a newborn, needed attention due to dehydration from a nasty flu bug. Never was I so PO'ed. Oh, and I paid $500/mo out of my own pocket for the coverage (company plan, employee paid), which meant the money was, effectively, stolen. After he got the insurance re-instated I told him that if it happened again for any reason I would walk. My wife found out, three months later, that we were cancelled when she called to make sure the policy was in effect prior to a scheduled appointment. I quit that day. It's bad enough to be the revenue source of a company and not get rewarded accordingly; it's worse to then have what is due taken away, too.

      Oh, he didn't have a 22 yr old dog-ter like your boss. But he did have a sister-in-law who lived with he and his wife who was a stripper at a cheesy beer joint. Yikes.

      Anyway he's trying to make money selling a skin around Quicktime as a "media portal" advertising whammy-jammy. So 1997.

      At least one other /.'er worked for this guy. I wonder if they'll comment...

      --
      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    227. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, spelling flame -

      Naturally, you don't want to do anything that might effect employee productivity, do you?

    228. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly, one outfit I used to work for had a bonus scheme for money-saving ideas. One of the HR dorks came up with the money-saving idea of cutting the canteen subsidy, reducing corporate expenditure. I stood up and pointed out that rather than reducing the expenditure, it was taking it directly out of the pockets of the people eating there.

      He got a bonus.

    229. Re:Easy one. by ratloko2 · · Score: 1

      Who pays for after-hours work? In the shops I've been in, contract workers get 40 hours and that's it. Salaried employees (the bulk of the human capital in these support groups) handled the "overtime".

      Hopefully, we will all take cayenne8's advice and go contract. As long as the risk-averse in our midst cling to that regular paycheck, the boss will send cayenne8 home and keep the exempt suckers working on the problem.

    230. Re:Easy one. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      and then they're all offshore your jobs anyway because those foreigners will work for less and be happy to pay for their own equipment to do it on :-[

      --
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
    231. Re:Easy one. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1
      Then you need to do two things:

      train yourself more and get some more qualifications

      more to a better city with more opportunites.

      You've got not cause for complaint if you aren't willing to take *both* of these measures in order to remain competitive. Don't be like the small town steel mill workers who lost everything because they wouldn't/coulcn't retrain or move house.

      --
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
    232. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's no such thing as "we can't find anybody who is qualified".

      You've seem to forget about the problem I have. We can't pay anybody who's qualified. I work for a large organization and we have tons of rules related to hiring and firing. The pay scales change very slowly and the dot com boom ment we had to hire the people who couldn't get jobs. Oh, and we can't fire them when the bust hit. Just remember, not everyone is in your situtation.

    233. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably try sleeping with your boss.

      It might be cheaper/less time consuming then paying for internet and coming in on 4th of July!

    234. Re:Easy one. by TheScottishGuy · · Score: 1

      I think working non union construction (i worked my way up a non union company from helper to crew foreman and finally company foreman and project manager) is much more variable than union, largely due to the employer, my biggest beef with the unions is that for me they would be horrible, the time served basis for advancement really bothered me, I personally learn fast and can apply new knowledge quickly, in my non-union shop I was crew foreman within a year of starting out, within 2 years i was company foreman, admittedly it was a ten man company, so only 5 crews but still, If i was a union member i'd still have been holding the ladder and passing the pipewrench, although on the other hand i had to leave construction due to a major car crash where some kid drove a ford truck into the drivers side of my bug, being in a union probably would have helped me out there.

    235. Re:Easy one. by xeer · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I really should get some compensation for my mobile phone. My boss has used it for years to contact me when there was a server outage or problem after hours. Getting a phone call on Stephen's Day was not nice.
      Then again, with Irish law the way it is, benefit-in-kind isn't such a sweet incentive as it was. You'll be taxed on the benefits you receive so perhaps it's better this way. *shrug*

    236. Re:Easy one. by Alphi1 · · Score: 1
      I've been salaried my entire career (over 10 years), and I've never had an employer who felt this way. If the job gets done in 30 hours, I move on to the next job for the last 10 hours.

      Exactly! And that is exactly the problem. I'm one of the many "exempt salaried" tech workers here, and I've worked a couple of jobs that were under that status. With every one of them I was expected to work my 40 hours a week (at least).

      In fact, I had one job where I was sole support of some business-critical PCs (not on call, but if there was a crash during the day, I had to stay until it was back up again). One day that's exactly what happened. One Monday, at 4:55 pm (5 minutes before I was to leave), one of the critical PCs crashed. It took me until 8 pm to get everything back up and running again.

      Later that week was the "company sponsored" holiday lunch (where the boss took everyone out to a nice restaurant for a nice casual lunch).

      To accomodate those in the field, the boss decided to go to a restaurant closer to them than to the home office (where I worked), so it wound up with a 45 minute drive each way (so an extra 1.5 hours there). Then lunch took about 1.5 hours (for a total of 3 hours before I got back).

      Considering my schedule was to usually take a 1 hour lunch, this was a 2-hour additional. Never mind that Monday I'd worked an extra 3 hours for "free". My boss actually had the gall to DOCK MY PAY for that 2 hours. So my paycheck (based on 40 hours) for that week was 38 hours. When I confronted him on it, he told me "the lunch was not mandatory - it was my choice to go", and when I mentioned that I'd even made up the time, he told me that didn't matter.


      Needless to say, I didn't stay with that company much longer.


      Of course, I'm starting to wonder if I'm getting into a similar situation with my present employer. When I hired in, they told me that while I would be exempt/salary, any hours worked past 80 (in a two week period) would be paid, with the first 8 hours straight time, and everything past that time and a half. Officially I'd need to get that approved, but I was told that our backlog was so great that I could work whatever I wanted, and consider the OT approved.

      And so I did. I worked 45-50 hour weeks for the next year (so an extra 10-20 hours of OT per two-week pay period), and all was good.

      Then money got tight as the economy started to sour, and they told us that our "automatic" approval of OT had been taken away (not a big surprise), and that we'd only be asked to work OT occasionally.

      No big deal. So I got to go down to working exactly 40 hour weeks again. Not a bad thing, although I had gotten a little used to the larger paychecks. Besides, I did get a raise that year, so that helped take away a little of the sting.

      Then 6 months ago, they officially changed the policy, so that now the first 10 hours of OT (in a 2-week pay period) are unpaid, and everything after that is straight time.

      Then when my review(raise) meeting came up shortly after, my boss made it clear that now that the first 10 hours of OT was "free" (for the company, of course), I was expected to work 45 hour weeks again. And to add insult to injury, because of a wage freeze, my boss didn't/couldn't give me a raise.

      So the first year I went from working 45-50 hours a week, and getting paid for 45-53 hours (when you consider the 1.5 OT).

      Then the second year I was working 40 hours a week, and getting paid for 40 (even with my 3% raise, it was still less than I made the first year).

      Then the third year I was up to working 45 hours a week, and still getting paid for 40.

      Do you see a pattern here? Each year the total amount that I made decreased. This is not a good trend.

      And when I asked my boss about it, he just used the "at least you have a job" excuse, and mentioned how lots of companies are outsourcing tech jobs to India.

    237. Re:Easy one. by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      Without question, I'd rather have my pay reduced. See, if my $100 telecom costs are paid and I just don't get that $100, I also don't pay 33% in taxes, which means I didn't have to take $150 out of my gross check to pay the same $100 bill. With the difference, I've got $50 gross more a month in my check. Same thing with bus passes and any other "benefit" that could conceivably be legitimately paid by an employer. Even if I still have to pay for it, if it can be paid with pre-tax dollars, it's like knocking 33% off the price.

    238. Re:Easy one. by knisa · · Score: 1

      We tried that at my last job. The problem is, when it came down to it, nobody was willing to follow through (except me, as I was single at the time with next to no bills and a hefty amount in savings), and everyone knew it.

      In the end, we all ended up leaving anyway as the company made more unreasonable requests of us and we got sick of it individually. If you're going to take this track, make sure everyone is committed to it.

      --
      This space for rent.
    239. Re:Easy one. by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Informative

      The labor lawyer will tell you that as an IT support person, you are exempt from overtime laws, and they don't even have to PAY you for coming in after hours, or working from home, and they absolutely can require you to do so.

      Of course, I am not a lawyer.

    240. Re:Easy one. by veloer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Join together? You are inciting unionism!

    241. Re:Easy one. by trveler · · Score: 1

      Brings new meaning to the term broadband.

      --
      ... is whot bwings os tugevza tsuzay.
    242. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't see how this got modded as Funny. There isn't anything funny about this.

      It was a sadistic reply to a movie quote for gods sake.

    243. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my favorite stories:
      I was working late on Christmas Eve, getting some last minute code changes made prior to driving to my parent's for Christmas. All of the full timers are gone, and the night bell is turned on. I start receiving calls for accounts payable - I knew they were in trouble then. :^)
      The layoffs started two months later......

    244. Re:Easy one. by garwain · · Score: 1

      Pretty much the same for me. I told them if they wanted me to work from home, either let me skip the 1hr commute a couple days a week, or provide me with the broadband for after hours work. They chose the broadband (which didn't bother me at all) The only thing was, I just never told them that I already had a DSL line, so I ended up cancelling it and using the company provided cable line instead.

    245. Re:Easy one. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Why? because you don't like peopl eworking for you who like to make inflamatory posts on slashdot?

      The better real answer of course is... this is why workers need unions.

      A job may not be a right, but I do believe that there should be limits to how much one can profit on the backs of others without giving back.

      You want to call me a parasite forcalling for unions? I look at companies where people are expected to work like slaves, and have no protections against having their pay slashed, or benefits cut, or just be tossed out in the street like yesterdays garbage, while the CEO and upper management live like kings, and I know who the parasites are.

      I think that a job is a contract, and that that contract should have certain terms just implicit within it. Simple reasonability here. If they want you to be available 24 hours a day, then they should provide some means by which to contact you. Its that simple.

      My job does it for me, and I would lik eto think that I have enough self respect that if they stopped, I would tell them to go screw themselves and start looking for a new job at the very least.

      Now I admit, I have been a bit spoiled by working with and for people who treat employees like human beings, pay them fair wages, and believe in giving them the tools they need to do their job right. These are minimums. Frankly, if a company can't do that, then maybe they just shouldn't be in buisness at all?

      I have no sympathy for companies... they get special protections from the government, limited liability and all that. In return, I have no problem with requiring them to do things, like respect their workers and fairly bargain with them collectivly.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    246. Re:Easy one. by op00to · · Score: 1

      Benefits. As in, "Health Insurance" in the US, retirement savings, dental, that sort of thing...

    247. Re:Easy one. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Incorporation is expensive and all it really gains for you is partial indemnification"

      I didn't find it to be expensive......just got me a lawyer...gave him about $300, which was deductable, signed a couple forms, picked a company name....and in a couple weeks...voila, I had a company. You CAN do it yourself...but, $300-$350 is nothing....

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    248. Re:Easy one. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      And people wonder why more and more American jobs are going to other countries. Attitudes like that mean you're no longer financially competetive. You have to move with the markets, otherwise you drown in 'em.

    249. Re:Easy one. by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Yikes; I cannot help it; the parallels are so striking:

      1 And afterward Moses and Aaron came, and said unto Pharaoh, Thus saith Jehovah, the God of Israel, Let my people go, that they may hold a feast unto me in the wilderness. 2 And Pharaoh said, Who is Jehovah, that I should hearken unto his voice to let Israel go? I know not Jehovah, and moreover I will not let Israel go. 3 And they said, The God of the Hebrews hath met with us: let us go, we pray thee, three days` journey into the wilderness, and sacrifice unto Jehovah our God, lest he fall upon us with pestilence, or with the sword. 4 And the king of Egypt said unto them, Wherefore do ye, Moses and Aaron, loose the people from their works? get you unto your burdens. 5 And Pharaoh said, Behold, the people of the land are now many, and ye make them rest from their burdens. 6 And the same day Pharaoh commanded the taskmasters of the people, and their officers, saying, 7 Ye shall no more give the people straw to make brick, as heretofore: let them go and gather straw for themselves. 8 And the number of the bricks, which they did make heretofore, ye shall lay upon them; ye shall not diminish aught thereof: for they are idle; therefore they cry, saying, Let us go and sacrifice to our God. 9 Let heavier work be laid upon the men, that they may labor therein; and let them not regard lying words. 10 And the taskmasters of the people went out, and their officers, and they spake to the people, saying, Thus saith Pharaoh, I will not give you straw. 11 Go yourselves, get you straw where ye can find it: for nought of your work shall be diminished. 12 So the people were scattered abroad throughout all the land of Egypt to gather stubble for straw. 13 And the taskmasters were urgent saying, Fulfil your works, [your] daily tasks, as when there was straw. 14 And the officers of the children of Israel, whom Pharaoh`s taskmasters had set over them, were beaten, and demanded, Wherefore have ye not fulfilled your task both yesterday and to-day, in making brick as heretofore? 15 Then the officers of the children of Israel came and cried unto Pharaoh, saying, Wherefore dealest thou thus with thy servants? 16 There is no straw given unto thy servants, and they say to us, Make brick: and, behold, thy servants are beaten; but the fault it in thine own people. 17 But he said, Ye are idle, ye are idle: therefore ye say, Let us go and sacrifice to Jehovah. 18 Go therefore now, and work; for there shall no straw be given you, yet shall ye deliver the number of bricks. 19 And the officers of the children of Israel did see that they were in evil case, when it was said, Ye shall not diminish aught from your bricks, [your] daily tasks.

      To summarize, assuming you don't want to wade through the archaic English of the (believe it or not) 1901 American Standard Version Bible: when Moses came to Pharoah demanding on God's authority that the Israelite slaves be freed, the Pharaoh responded by withdrawing the supply of straw that was vital for the brick-making task the slaves were assigned to, yet insisting that they continue to produce the same number of bricks each day. The people were beaten for failing to produce their quotas. This is one of the parts of the Bible that has some supporting evidence through archaelogy: slave-built buildings from ancient Egypt have been uncovered where the bricks at the bottom are made with straw and then, as you go up, there is less straw in the middle, and finally none.

    250. Re:Easy one. by paulpas · · Score: 1

      This exact senario was given to our management. They responded that they will see it impossible to maintain 99.9996% uptime on any system and more sev 1 outages. We could only agree to 80% uptime with current staffing. They quickly dissolved that plan.

      --
      -PMP-
    251. Re:Easy one. by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      Some places in the US do this as well. While the system can be good, it isn't exactly fair for people that are always over the alloted 40/hrs a week. The last place that I worked that had implemented the system would give overtime for most of the work and occasionally give you extra time to take off every once in a while. They also wouldn't complain much when you wanted to take the time because they have to pay you for whatever you accumulate in the states. They liked to fire people all the time and they didn't want to pay someone $3000+ for the pleasure...

    252. Re:Easy one. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 1

      You walked in willing to do this.

      This guy got the free ride, which was reduced to broadband compensation (ISDN used to be expensive, you know,) and it's now being cut back to nothing.

      I can understand the move to broadband compensation. It's faster than ISDN, people are going to move on to it anyway, so you're really paying less money for the same benefit.

      However, you can't set that up, and then take it away. It's a withdrawal of benefits, and I wouldn't work for a company with that attitude.

      For the record, I've worked at places where I was given a separate cell phone at the company expense, one where I was expected to absorb the cost of countless SMS pages, and now I'm at a place where they just reimburse me a little extra for right to page me. It's enough to offset the cost of messaging, which is good enough for me.

      Expecting your employees to have DSL and a wireless device for your convenience without compensation is a recipe for disaster. If the employee offers such availability, that's fine. Otherwise, if you want it, shell out the cash. I invest my *time* into a job, not my money. Once that paycheck has cleared, it's my money to do with as I like. If I decide to drop back down to dialup and toss my cell phone, that's my choice. If they don't like it, they can make the offer to provide me with a cell phone and a DSL line.

      --
      Raptor
      "Procrastination is great. It gives me a lot more time to do things that I'm never going to do."
    253. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > LATE CHECKS (run!)

      Worse yet: checks on time, but they bounce.

      Had this happen, immediately started job search and left about a month later. Heard from others who didn't escape that about a month after that, the bank stopped honoring the payroll checks altogether and the company had to make payroll IN CASH. Company was sold not much later.

    254. Re:Easy one. by NeoDragon · · Score: 1

      Since it was a quote from the SAME movie that went along with the previous post, I found it funny anyway...

    255. Re:Easy one. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > not everyone is in your situtation.

      The difference is that your company's choice of policies got them where they are, nothing else. If a company is not able to adapt quickly enough, they have only themselves to blame for having too much "business overhead" slowing them down.

    256. Re:Easy one. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      • Worse yet: checks on time, but they bounce.
      • Had this happen, immediately started job search and left about a month later. Heard from others who didn't escape that about a month after that, the bank stopped honoring the payroll checks altogether and the company had to make payroll IN CASH. Company was sold not much later.

      Fully understandable why you jumped -- question, though: ever have a twinge of guilt for leaving and making an unstable situation less stable?

      I've worked mainly with small companies in my work life. We've worked for large companies as a team, but my check came from a small company, usually. All companies have "cash flow" problems where money coming is coming slower than bills are due. A large company will have a line of credit to even out the income tide, but a small company may not be able to get a large enough line of credit to avoid cycical pinches. When times are really tough large companies have layoffs, sometimes massive, but the company continues on; a small company often is already running on minimum personell and a layoff is detrimental to the company.

      So, what's the threshhold of pain when working for a small company? One measure is, how smart are the actions of the company during a financial crunch? Are they cutting the fat or keeping the owners' extravegances? Do the cuts hurt productivity or just cause inconvenience? And the kicker, as an employee (without ownership in the company) how much pain do I have to bear?

      The answer may be that, in a small company, the employees need to bear some pain. But, by including the employees in the pain, the management owes the employees two things:

      1. Forthrightness
        • Management should layout the real situation to the employees so that they are not misled as to the situation for which they are asked to suffer; if it's hopeless, they need to know.
      2. Reward
        • When -- if -- the situation turns around the employees who suffered along with the manangement/ownership should likewise share in the rewards.
      If forthrightness and reward are not to be given then the employees should be sheilded from any suffering -- that is, paychecks are on time, benefits are maintained and essential services needed to perform job tasks are maintained. Often, however, the management obfuscates the truth until it is too obvious to be ignored. Then trust is broken and feelings are hurt. Not that a company is about feelings but in a small company, especially, it is important that the trust level is high, as well as the level of respect.

      Determining what one's own responsibility toward a company is is not easy when the company is hurting.

      --

      P.S. To the /.'er with the simplistic sig equating capitalism with communism vis-a-vis exploitation of workers, this entire discussion thread is only possible in a free system. Under tyranny deciding how much to suffer and when to bolt are imaginary luxuries left to the insane; in a free society, workers stay with a company willingly, held only by their own willingness to stay or unwillingness to leave (even if they fear homelessness and famine in case of quitting, it is their own unwillingness to leave and take the risk that keeps them at a job).

      --
      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    257. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      extravagances. Sorry.

    258. Re:Easy one. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a fairly common assumption here, of course, and that's that the sysadmins have an internet connection to begin with.

      What if he doesn't? What do you expect him to do then?

      If the answer is "He ought to get his ass out of bed at 4am and get down to the datacenter to do his job," then you're a tyrant. A tyrant who is absolutely in the right. You don't expect him to have a connection 24/7, since he's not simply bouncing between home and work. That's fine. If you want him to have that DSL, yes, you should pay for it. If you just want him to do his job, regardless of his own setup, then you accept the risk of extended downtime (due to his commute,) and suck up the loss.

      Of course, you arguably accept that no matter what until you pay for a private line to the office in full, since your employees can't be expected to work for you full time and guarantee 100% uptime on their personal DSL.

      Phones are certainly a good middle ground. If the sysadmin can't get online, he'd better be able to let someone know so that expectations are kept realistic, and so that the manager can come up with some sort of contingency plan, even if it involves him at a net café, following orders over the phone from the admin.

      (I've had to deal with system administration via telephone. Hellish, but it works.)

      --
      Raptor
      "Procrastination is great. It gives me a lot more time to do things that I'm never going to do."
    259. Re:Easy one. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Yep- that's what I'm doing. Costs you an additional $25-$75 for the business license as well- if you're in a municipality that requires one. But you get plenty of free pens in the mail in exchange for that expense (for some reason, pen printing companies keep watching out for new companies, and try to suck you in to buying a gross of nice pens with your company name on them).

      IANAA either, but I haven't had any problem as long as I make a small profit and am taxed on it.

      --
      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    260. Re:Easy one. by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      At the BBC they eliminated cookies at meetings to save money.

      Beat that.

      --
      By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
    261. Re:Easy one. by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      For bonus points, did they do it in the style of Dilbert? i.e. when the Pointy Haired Boss announced that meeting donuts would henceforth only be provided for managers?

      And concluded by saying something like, "It's not easy for me - I'm not even sure how I'm going to eat all these donuts!"

    262. Re:Easy one. by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      > I'm all for the 'give a bit more' camp, but when the employer responds by sucking you dry on the backside, I'd say you should at least keep your ear to the ground for better opportunities. Either that, or have a quick talk with the CIO and make sure that (s)he understands the implications of such stupidity.

      Or you can always self compensate, you know for every hour of Co. use at home of Internet, spend 2 hours at work surfing slashdot.

      not that anyone posting has ever done that.

      best idea is not to start taking from the company, cause it's a slippery slope, that usually ends bad.

      I have worked out with my previous boss' to do compensation (such as pref for vendor supplied nascar tickets, etc.)

      However a co-worker using a personal palm for work, that got the screen damaged, was told to pack sand, when it came to a replacement. But he gets other benifits that likely cover the loss, out of the use at work (relaxing music...)

    263. Re:Easy one. by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      The cost depends on a LOT of factors. There are many kinds of incorporation. Many (most) states require annual fees and lots of reporting (taxes, and other crap.) Furthermore, while it's easy to do a Delaware corp, you may still have to file fees and file paperwork in other states that you do business in. You may need a "registered agent" in those states (yet more $$$.) Add on the accountant and lawyer fees to help with all this crap and your own time spent on it and you find that it costs several thousand per year to have that corp. Been there, done that.

      Are you SURE you are filing all the proper paperwork and paying all the required fees?

    264. Re:Easy one. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I've found that "the job market is bad" is just an excuse for "my daddy isn't the CEO".

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    265. Re:Easy one. by sadr · · Score: 1

      I know this is a dead thread, but...

      You can pretty much adjust your withholding to be "right" if you're W-2 or 1099. There are all the right boxes on both sets of forms to tweak it to be right.

      And working on minimizing your payment in April isn't the same as minimizing your yearly tax bill (which is really your total taxes paid for the whole year), but that's another semantic nitpick. And I'll assume that you're trying to do both...

    266. Re:Easy one. by Jhon · · Score: 1
      And I'll assume that you're trying to do both...
      Not trying -- doing. Yes.
    267. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      benefits, I think

    268. Re:Easy one. by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      Simply "being available" is a limitation, a curtailment, of my life - even if I never actually get called in. I'm sure as heck not going to do that without compensation, and doubly sure not to do it if I have to pay for it. I may agree to be available in order to get the job, but I expect reasonable compensation for the fact and the means of being available.

    269. Re:Easy one. by meme_police · · Score: 1
      What am I saying? I guess I didn't get the point across. I'm saying that there are plenty of ways to get ahead and only a few of them require a ball and chain. Your tone seems to be changing but it originally sounded too me like you were happy that you're reachable 7/24 because it affords you some flexability. Now you're just saying that there are different types of employers.

      Sorry for the delay in replying but I just got back from a 5 day no responsiblities, no cell, no pager, no computer weekend.

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    270. Re:Easy one. by Jhon · · Score: 1

      I had said " It all depends on your 'situation'. Plus, working for a privately owned company vs. a heartless evil corporation is a major asset -- and humans appricate effort more than faceless 'boardrooms'. ymmv".

      It's obvious the 'guy' isn't going to stand much of a chance of 'moving up' in *his* company with an attitude like *yours*. However, if his goal is to have an employment life like *yours* he'll need to change employment.

  2. My benefits.. by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 1

    ..consist of a cell phone. However, I'm "the" IT guy, so if I wanted to hook up my own dial-up service I could. That's about it, though.

  3. Consider it a pay cut... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience, it's been assumed that IT pros would have home Internet access because, well, what IT pro wouldn't have at least a consumer dial-up account if not broadband.

    Paying for those things is a company's way of passing the employee some cash-value compensation without it being considered taxable income. So, add 20%-30% (depending on your personal tax rate) to the cost and consider that as have been subtracted from your pay package... consider yourself insulted.

    1. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's simple:
      • when the economy is bad, grin and bear it
      • when the economy is good treat your company with the level of loyalty and respect that they showed to you.
    2. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      when the economy is good treat your company with the level of loyalty and respect that they showed to you.

      This is typical American neurotic thinking (I'm American too, I'm not trying to flame you here).

      Loyalty is to other people. Respect is something you show other people. It is nonsense to be "loyal" to a company, or to "respect" a company. This idea is simply American corporate brainwashing.

      Companies are incorporeal entities, not deserving of loyalty or respect. Be loyal to yourself and your employer (your employer is a person, not a corporation). Think nothing of this vaporous concept called "the company."

      "The company" can go fuck itself.

    3. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A company is a group of people... it gains a personality that is formed out of what the people in charge of do on behalf of the company.

    4. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      You don't necessarily have to add the 20-30% on top. Much of the expense can be deducted at the end of the year if it's a cost directly related to your job.

      That said, I agree that it's BS that they yank this kind of a benefit, but still expect you to provide 24/7 access. Being salaried does lay on a good bit more expectation, but not that much more.

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    5. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      A company is a group of people... it gains a personality that is formed out of what the people in charge of do on behalf of the company.

      In the case of unincorporated companies I would agree. But corporations exist for the purpose of avoiding liability. If the corporate rulers have no personal stake, no liability in the company, I see no reason to treat the company as a personified entity.

      Yes, a mom-and-pop shop run as a partnership is a completely different story.

      IMHO, when a group of people decide to incorporate a company, that company becomes its own entity seperate from the people who run it, and is therefore not deserving of any respect or loyalty that would be due to actual humans.

    6. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

      In some countries (like Poland) when you add your income tax, sales tax, social security, insurance etc the same service costs twice more if you buy it than when company buys it.

      I know, that if you oppose you give yourself slightly bigger chance of being sucked.

      But if you don't, what's gonna be next? Drive your boss in you car, bring your own customers, your own computer to work in the office? And for secretary too?

      Robert

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    7. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      In the case of unincorporated companies I would agree. But corporations exist for the purpose of avoiding liability. If the corporate rulers have no personal stake, no liability in the company, I see no reason to treat the company as a personified entity.

      Yes, a mom-and-pop shop run as a partnership is a completely different story.


      So should that mom and pop shop decide to incorporate for the tax benefits, all of a sudden it will magically lose touch with the people?

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    8. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by saintp · · Score: 1
      I think the OP had his tongue firmly in his cheek. What kind of respect/loyalty does it show when a company hacks at your salary and benefits to prop up the bottom line of whatever PHB is sitting on top?

      When times are bad, you grin and bear it, because you've got a job, as shitty as it may be. When times are good, and the job market is more favorable, you return the "favors" and tell the PHB to go fuck him/herself; after all, fucking one's self is something done by people.

    9. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      So should that mom and pop shop decide to incorporate for the tax benefits, all of a sudden it will magically lose touch with the people?

      I might seem cold for thinking so, but yes. If you don't want to be viewed as an evil corporation, don't incorporate. I don't think it's me who's being unfair. What is unfair is that only corporation are able to receive these tax benefits.

      I'm not going to change my opinion just because the law is fucked up.

    10. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by bluephone · · Score: 1

      I think you may have missed his point. He wasn't advocatinf loyalty, he was advocating reciprocity. If in the bad times the company was good to you, repay them with similar treatment when times are good. If when times were bad they squeezed you because they knew you would have a very hard time leaving, then when times are good, inform them you expect more compensation or you'll walk. And then keep that promise if they don't pony up. Golden Rule type stuff, but in reverse. Do unto others as they have done unto you.

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    11. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " It's simple:

      * when the economy is bad, grin and bear it
      * when the economy is good treat your company with the level of loyalty and respect that they showed to you."

      That is stuuuupid! Companies are faceless and souless constructs that are in it only for the money. Treat them accordingly.

    12. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by deck · · Score: 1

      You must be of the group of people that belive that if you put your hand in a bucket of water and pull it out there will be a hole left behind.

      NOT!

      Take up the opinion that you are only loyal as the paycheck is long.

    13. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Yeah, whoops. I see his meaning now.

    14. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by agraupe · · Score: 0

      Then why should the company feel any loyalty to you? Is the bottom line suffering? Fire a whole bunch of workers! You wouldn't like that from "the company" would you? It's not just a one way street.

    15. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by nacturation · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I incorporated my company I didn't suddenly change my whole business practices. The only thing I do differently is sleep better at night knowing that someone can't take my house away from me should the business get sued, and I realize some tax advantages once the accountant gets through with it. I still deal with people in exactly the same manner as before.

      Perhaps you know of cases where this is different, fine. Just don't paint your pessimistic picture with such a large brush.

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    16. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Companies are incorporeal entities, not deserving of loyalty or respect.

      Heartily agreed. The same goes for governments.

      "The company" can go fuck itself.

      Ditto.

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    17. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by pclminion · · Score: 2
      I wasn't in any way implying that incorporating suddenly turns people into assholes. Sorry if you interpret it that way.

      Incorporation dramatically reduces liability, as you point out. That is the reason I feel they should be treated differently than unincorporated companies. Not because the corporate managers suddenly become Evil.

      Companies incorporate so they can be treated as entities unto themselves, separate from their human components. Since they aren't human, I don't feel they deserve the same treatment I would give a person. In my mind, this somewhat balances the gigantic tax and liability advantages gained when a company incorporates.

    18. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by nacturation · · Score: 2

      Okay, I see what you mean. It's the difference between working for a person, and working for a business entity, even though that business entity might be controlled by the same person.

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    19. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Do you also take issue with patriotism then? (I'm not even talking about the stupid, nausiating patriotism that shows up a lot now, but just the "I'm proud to come from the US [or whatever]" feeling)

    20. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      We're getting offtopic here, but yes, I have big problems with patriotism as it currently seems to be defined.

      Consider Germany. I think you will be hard pressed to locate a German who is "Proud to be German," proud of the German flag, or anything like that. I'm not pulling this out of my ass, this is my actual experience from my time in Germany.

      There is pride associated with Teutonic culture. But pride for Germany? Why would a German be proud of Germany? That entails pride in its history, and we know that is filled with great evil.

      I'm fully capable of feeling pride in the people I spend my time with, the actions I take, and the improvements I make in the world. But proud to be American? Not in the slightest. The country I'm from has nothing to do with it.

    21. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      I prefer to be proud of my accomplishments, not something as entirely inconsequential as what piece of land I happened to be born on.

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    22. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

  4. Easy one by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.

    Aside from that, this might be a good sign that it's time to start looking around for another job. This isn't 2002 anymore -- employers who still think they can get away with this sort of shit are wrong, wrong, wrong.

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    1. Re:Easy one by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.

      Clothes?

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    2. Re:Easy one by eidechse · · Score: 1

      Clothing Allowance.

    3. Re:Easy one by robslimo · · Score: 1

      Hah!

      That was true of me, until my recent job change. At my old job, everyone wore a uniform, even the president. A uniform service took care of it all... washing, repairing, replacement.

      And it was an outfit that makes automated industrial testing equipment, not a burger joint.

    4. Re:Easy one by savagedome · · Score: 1

      Clothing Allowance? Are you serious? If I used my clothing allowance, I will be dressing up like a new born baby to work everyday.

      Probably not a good idea.

    5. Re:Easy one by Cyb3rBull3ts · · Score: 1

      there was on summer job last year where they did provide us with clothes to work in. Well not really clothes, but coveralls, shirts, gym shorts, sweat pants, steel toed boots, gloves, hardhats, eye protection and molded ear protetion. Something about the clothing being a certain type of cloth to protect our skin from chemical burns from the cement. (yes it does burn, i lots a LOT of arm hair that summer.)

      What was I doing? Pouring cement. A dirty job, so that is why they bought all the gear for us. They washed it, took care of it, mended it if it ripped, bought us a new size if it got small/bigger.

      Sure the job was union, and paid damn well, but those added benifits would easily make me come back. And union fees for me were about $10.00CND a month.

    6. Re:Easy one by _14k4 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the "Casual Fridays" Dilbert toon...

    7. Re:Easy one by mangino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So according to your thinking, anything they pay for shouldn't be used for personal use, right? That means that the broadband is only used for company business and the cellphone is never used to call a friend?

      My employer doesn't pay for broadband, since it is just a convenience that allows us to not have to come into the office. We are paid to be on call, which means doing whatever is necessary for access to the systems. They also do not pay for cellphones. That said, if you use your cellphone for work purposes, you can expense that portion of the bill. They do pay for the pagers we are required to carry. I didn't like this at first, but it does make sense. It is a good compromise that lets my employer pay for what they benefit from, and I pay for the rest.

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    8. Re:Easy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Except clothing, food, my car to get to work, the fuel in my car...

    9. Re:Easy one by Tstuckel · · Score: 1

      Expensing is not easy in some companies. For Sieman and Compaq/HP it was damn impossible (i had to have written approval before the fact and it took five months. Also, both companies have strict internet policies. No surfing allowed. 1st offense is a written reprimaned, 2nd is termination. /rant over

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    10. Re:Easy one by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 5, Funny
      Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.
      Clothes?
      Especially clothes. You should show up to work with progressively less clothing on each day until your boss figures out why clothing your work-nerds is a very necessary business expense. If they threaten to fire you, tell them that you are no longer able to find clothing large enough to fit you because you are so large as to be disabled and then they will get in a panic about firing a disabled person and decide to instead buy you a mumu or a tent to cover your shame.
    11. Re:Easy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A car? How many companies still offer employees cars?

    12. Re:Easy one by mdielmann · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.

      >Clothes?


      Something tells me that if the average slashdotter arrives at work unclothed, they will not only pay for him to get clothes, they'll pay him to do it immediately. Flip side, they may also bill him for therapy.

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    13. Re:Easy one by FiveArmies · · Score: 1

      Getting to and from work?

      I know that this reply is very complicated (public transportation, automobile, getting a monthly commuting allowance, and all of that stuff).

      I mention it because there is an expectation that an employee can get to work, and certain companies and situations give a commuting allowance.

      That being said, if a company requires you to contribute your resources for the company good, in the form of non-reasonable stuff, your only real way to give them a better perspective is to use your leverage, and depart the company. I'm pretty sure that in July 2004, you can find better.

      Make it so.

    14. Re:Easy one by GypC · · Score: 1
      Man, don't be such a Prima Donna.

      I'm sure you'll change your tune if you're ever job hunting again...

    15. Re:Easy one by bobaferret · · Score: 1

      My life is good. Being the sysadmin, i've provided myself with dialup access, and as an employee I'm entitled to $30 dollars of company schwag (in the form of clothes of my choice) every year. I have enough t-shirts and sweat shirts now to go for pants and underwear next....woohooo....Nothing like having the company logo stamped right across my butt.

    16. Re:Easy one by bobaferret · · Score: 1

      And for that matter now that I think about it, they also provide us with all of the high quality junk food and beverages we can eat/drink. If only I could work out a way to get a "Company Car" then I'd be all set..

    17. Re:Easy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct!!!! I've never had broadband paid for by my employer but I've had cell phones. And yes, the company cell phone was used strictly for company related business. If I needed to call a friend I'd pull out my own cell phone.

    18. Re:Easy one by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Since I HAVE to have clothes to exist in the community, then no...and yes.

      When it was mandatory to wear a suit to work, I got 1 bucks a week as a clothing allowence. Just like the non computer people did. I suspect when companies demand suits again, that weekly compensation will be forgotten, and thus, not expected.

      I would also like to point out that companies are liable to provide a uniform, if one is neccessary.

      So if I Must wear a suit, and it must meet specific guidlines, then it sounds like a uniform to me.

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    19. Re:Easy one by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Cool! They give you all combadges and different colors denoting your general field ? Gold for IT, red for managerial, blue for research, etc?

    20. Re:Easy one by severoon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had this happen at a previous company. But I was smart about it--I planned on writing off every dime I paid for work-related expenses. This turns out to be very difficult to do if you use your personal items part of the time for business and part of the time for personal use. So the only logical conclusion: get separate items you can use 100% for business, and that way you can write those off 100% without fear of getting audited by the IRS. When I explained this to my manager, she balked but I asked if they would allow me to expense professional tax services (around $400/year) and she said no. The upshot is, when they tell you to pay for these things out of your own pocket, you can choose to do it any way you want to...after all, it's your money, right? :)

      I had good cell service and an awesome broadband connection already...so I couldn't justify spending a lot on a second cell and Internet connection, which was necessary for the aforementioned tax purposes. I found a cell provider that had a pay-as-you-go plan...use no minutes that month, and pay no money other than a $1.95 monthly service charge to keep the account open...and I got a free cell phone to boot for signing up (there was like a $50 activation fee, but I was allowed to expense this based on the argument that I already had a cell, I was only doing this for tax purposes and the good of the company, so I didn't want to pay a second activation fee). By deferring to choose a plan that included any minutes, I effectively had a zero minute plan that shuttled all callers directly to voicemail (I would explain that I couldn't afford a lot of minutes, and I couldn't afford a plan for the business phone that included a lot of minutes...and oh yea, I signed a three year contract so no changies! Unless the company wants to let me expense the $150 early termination fee). The good thing is my voicemail could be picked up on the web or forwarded to my email in the form of a wav file, so I didn't need to spend minutes checking it.

      This didn't work out so well, so ultimately my manager agreed to deal with my situation as a special case and allow me to expense an inexpensive fixed minute plan. But wouldn't ya know it...just as soon as one thing is addressed, another takes its place! It turns out that the free cell phone I got with the plan had a set of expensive, proprietary batteries that easily set a memory. Little did I know! But within a few weeks of having the phone, the one set of batteries it came with would only go about 5 minutes on a full charge. I was allowed to expense another set for around $80, but those quickly set the same memory at around 5 minutes of talk time. I just couldn't remember to fully cycle those things before charging them for the life of me!

      I found a 9600bps modem in my dad's basement and was able to find a service provider that offered very cheap 24kbps connections...the downside of course is that it would drop the connection every few minutes, but what do you expect for $3.95/month? Fortunately, the ISP also provided an email inbox/forwarding service so I could keep the separation between my personal and business life very clean and clear for the IRS. Unfortunately, that forwarding service never seemed to work! And that was unfortunate because that's where all those voicemails from my cell service were getting forwarded to. Oh well!

      I felt that since the business cell and the dialup account were purely for business it was completely justified for me to make all research, purchase, setup, and customer support calls from the office during the normal workday. I quickly learned that even the simplest of issues can be quite time-consuming to deal with over the phone. If things got too busy at work, some showstopping problem on my cell plan or dial-up account might not get dealt with for weeks! Finally, I had to schedule several-hour long appointments with myself in Microsoft Outlook to make these support calls and get these problems sorted out. And I did generate a lot of suppo

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    21. Re:Easy one by Joffrey · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to nitpick, but for all of the effort you went through, couldn't you just eat the additional cell minutes?

      Unless you were in an area that charged by the broadband-data-unit, it doesn't cost any extra to use your home connection for work, I don't think. Also, by upping your cellphone plan another 10-20 bux per month, you could easily cover all of the work-related minutes.

      Unless you were just doing it "for the principle of the thing," the $10-$20 per month additional should come out in the wash.

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    22. Re:Easy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong! There is no such thing as memory with batteries. It's a myth. If you want more explanation, search Google, there's plenty. You should learn how to use your batteries instead of complaining, it's not rocket science.

    23. Re:Easy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have the account or mod points.

      >Clothes?

      Yes Clothes as well. All except one company I have worked for allowed me to wear what I want. If they want me to wear a uniform/suit they can dam well pay for it.

    24. Re:Easy one by severoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you missed the point, sir. The point I was trying to make is that I was enthusiastically willing to engage the company's policy and did so. But, because the policy was suboptimal (not for me, mind you...for the company) it ended up costing the company far more than if they'd just done the smart thing. The touchstone for all of that was my legal right to deduct my business expenses, and the necessity to completely separate business from personal expenses due to the complicated tax code. This is not what I would have preferred, but like I said, I'm a company man and I'll do what's good for the company and my country!

      You know, it hadn't occurred to me until this moment, but what if everyone happened to have the same difficulties in pursuing their absolute, irrefutable rights to separate the business expenses imposed upon them by their companies from their personal lives? I'm just thinking out loud here, but if this same thing happened to everyone, gosh golly, I think companies would end up spending a lot of money and not getting much of the extra work their employees are all too willing to pitch in. Even though their employees are willing to sacrifice for the good of the company, the policy would suck up all the projected savings from such a policy and then some.

      sev

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    25. Re:Easy one by baker_tony · · Score: 0
      Hmm, I didn't believe you, but here's a link:

      http://www.zbattery.com/zbattery/memoryeffect.html

    26. Re:Easy one by egriebel · · Score: 1

      This is either a troll or you are the world's biggest asshole just begging to get shitcanned. I mean, come on, 9600 baud modem? Hey, the 90's called, they're looking for their elitist "I'm a super-programmer" attitude! And take your smelly dog home too.

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    27. Re:Easy one by benjaminlw · · Score: 1

      I like it!

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    28. Re:Easy one by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Oh dear lord, I hope your employer reads slashdot. I'd shit-can you so fast your head would spin.

    29. Re:Easy one by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      No, really! I'm one of the *good* lawyers!
      Sheesh, I'd hate to be represented by a bad or an average one then.

      Actually, on second thoughts, if the opposing counsel was of similar calibre to you, I'd have nothing to fear.

      Unless you were just doing it "for the principle of the thing,"
      You like so nearly got the point. I guess the concept of "principle" threw you, eh?
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  5. Some yes and some no by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

    No for broadband connection and no for Palms, cell phones, etc. Yes for Blackberries since they are part of the disaster recovery plan. If you do have broadband and you can justify needing VPN access they will hook you up with the necessary equipment and software.

    1. Re:Some yes and some no by Coldeagle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wow, are you a member of management or what? If a Cell Phone/Pager is being used for company communication, then it should be covered by the company. If the internet connection is used for company purposes some of the time, then it should be paid for in part by the company, maybe not all of it, but if you have to use it for more than 5 hours a week for company purposes, then it should at lease be half covered by the company, however those are just me 2 cents.

    2. Re:Some yes and some no by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      If I were a member of management would I be getting nothing paid for? Not sure how your comment makes sense. Senior management gets whatever the hell they want. Obviously if I make business calls on my cell phone I can expense them but that doesn't mean that the company is going to pay for my phone. I am not sure what using my internet connection for company purposes means.

    3. Re:Some yes and some no by Coldeagle · · Score: 1

      Let me rephrase that, a cell phone is a recurring monthly expense, and if it's being used for company purposes, that bill should be covered by the company. Same for broadband, I use my personal internet connection to do work from home using my internet connection to VPN into the company, usually about 10 hours a week, thankfully my company pays for half my broadband bill because of this. They also pay for a company cell phone (which I only use for company purposes, I pay for my own personal cell phone), hence why I think it's important for a company to pay for such things, and the higher ups in my organization agree.

  6. yech by dml6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My opinion and stance has always been "if you want me to have it, then you (the company) will pay for it." I've told employers that if they want me to have a cellphone then they had better pay for it themselves, 'cuz I won't have one if it's my choice.

    1. Re:yech by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd rather carry my own personal cell phone because I don't want to have two devices in my pocket and I want to be able to make personal calls on my own dime.

      However, if they're calling, I wanna be on the overtime clock. Sure, I'm not gonna bother if all they're asking for is a "Where'd the X wind up? or How do I?..." kind of question, but if things are crashing on the weekend then that's usually there fault for not buying the upgrade that woulda kept the system from doing that. You want to make sure that buying that upgrade is cheaper than ruining your weekends...

    2. Re:yech by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Not trying to play Devil's advocate but some mechanics hae to pay for their tools to work for someone. I think the main point would be, is the pay higher than average? How are you comming out with the bottom line?

    3. Re:yech by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      My company just changed the policy for everyone. Now we're each required to pay $5 per biweekly pay period for cell phones. We have a 700 minute limit as well, so if we go over (even if it's work related), we have to pay more.

      We're not allowed to say no to the phone either... it's required that we have a company provided phone and that we pay $5 for it. Not that $5 will kill me.

      The thing that pisses me off it that managers have the same policy, except they have no time restrictions. So basically our $5/month is covering the 1000 minutes our CEO spent on his phone while vacationing in Belize. Complete bullshit, but hey... I'm not gonna quit over it so I get over it.

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    4. Re:yech by Barn_Owl · · Score: 1

      Having worked with and for professional mechanics, the requirement for your own tools is listed in the job desription and in just about all shops where this is required the mechanic ths mechanics get 65-75% cut of the profit. Meaning if the shop makes 200 bucks for a repair the mechanic gets 130-150 bucks. I don't see this happening in most IT shoppes.

    5. Re:yech by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      The mechanic doesn't generally get called at 3 in the morning and have to appear with his tools. If he was expected to be on-call, he'd be getting paid hourly for that on-call time. If he was actually called in he'd get paid even more.

      His tools also don't become obsolete ever 2-4 years.

    6. Re:yech by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      Already have a phone and need work access?

      Maybe what we need is a way to attach two numbers/accounts to a single phone.

      When someone calls one of your numbers, the time goes against the associated account. When you make a call, you have to specify which account/number you are using when you dial. That would probably solve a lot of your problem.

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  7. Lucky you... by stuntedpunk · · Score: 0

    if I could get my company to pay for anything outside of the watercooler I'd be stoked...

    1. Re:Lucky you... by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      We don't even get a watercooler....

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    2. Re:Lucky you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. We actually chip in to support our water cooler. Only VP's and above get bottled water delivered to their fridges once a week. We do have lovely water fountains with genuine NY city water and they eliminated the sewerage smell that was coming from right next to the fountain.

    3. Re:Lucky you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We even get a water heater to make us use less water.

    4. Re:Lucky you... by nearlygod · · Score: 1

      We just got our first watercooler last month. Now I finally have a place where I can talk about last night's episode of the Sopranos.

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    5. Re:Lucky you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're obviously one of our employees!

      Now get back to work. :)

  8. necessary expenses by beni1207 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If it's something you spend any time doing work with, the company should fund that fairly it seems to me. The job market sucks now but asking you to pay for broadband service (or at least the portion you really do use for work) is akin to making you buy your workstation to bring in to work. In the worst-case scenario at least you can deduct it from your taxes though. Your CEO sounds like a real turd for making a comment like that though.

    1. Re:necessary expenses by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      But you can only deduct it from your taxes if it exceeds 2% of you AGI. Now, you may be getting paid poorly, but I'm guessing that your broadband connection, cell phone, blackberry, and other gizmos don't add up to 2%, even if they were exclusively used for work.

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    2. Re:necessary expenses by Coltman · · Score: 1

      I agree with having to pay for the necessary broadband at home. If its really needed. As long as time done at home with the broadband is paid for by the company. I mean wouldn't you still have broadband at home even if you didn't work there? Probably.

      OTOH I bought and use my own workstation for my work because the ones supplied by my employer SUCK! and he seems to think that having VNC or PC anywhere so he can peek anytime and make sure I'm working. I have no problems him comming and looking. But I also do work for others people(not on the employers time mind you, only reading and responding to slashdot once in a while ;). And that is private. I also don't like the fact that he would come in and tell me to download such and such a program, then get mad that it screwed up the computer. "Its lost productivity, this is a big problem!" "Too many Viruses on the network!" Even though I have explained the problem. I prefer just to lock down my computer and when he wants me to check out something. I have the option to say Nope! no viruses and trojans for me thanks.

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    3. Re:necessary expenses by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1
      But you can only deduct it from your taxes if it exceeds 2% of you AGI. Now, you may be getting paid poorly, but I'm guessing that your broadband connection, cell phone, blackberry, and other gizmos don't add up to 2%, even if they were exclusively used for work.

      Quick, thought experiment! Let's say I make $50,000 a year. 2% of my AGI would then be $1000. Here's my invoice:
      Broadband: $60 mo
      Cell Phone: $50 mo
      -----------------
      Total Per Month: $110 mo
      Total Per Year: $1320 yr
      Seems like it's pretty easy to spend 2% of your AGI on technology.

    4. Re:necessary expenses by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      But who says thats his only expenses?

      Hmm, something I've been wondering for a while- can programming and computer books be expensed? If so, I could go over on that.

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    5. Re:necessary expenses by Patris_Magnus · · Score: 1

      Back in the day...(Waxing Poetic) when I was working as a mechanic, I was required to purchase and maintain my own set of tools. The cost of these tools, over about 5 years of accumulating most of the tools I needed to do my job, came to well over $15k. How would being required to purchase your own computer workstation be much different? I never really thought about it like this before, but it is interesting nonetheless.

    6. Re:necessary expenses by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      But, as most folks have pointed out, that means you get to deduct only $320 of the $1320 you paid out, and that's only if your Broadband and Cell are 100% for work. You'd better have call records, and all the numbers better be to vendors or your office. 25% personal uses will totally wipe out your deduction.

      Oh, and don't forget, your spouses income counts too. If she makes 50k, your combined floor is $2k.

      You'd be better off with a dog that has a SSN ;-)

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    7. Re:necessary expenses by nlindstrom · · Score: 1

      Back in my day, we were required to purchase and maintain the rocks that we banged together. Yeah! The company asshats wouldn't even supply us with rocks! Cheap bastards!

  9. Trust me... by Volatile_Memory · · Score: 4, Funny

    You DON'T want a pager anyway. In my experience, when they give you one, you are expected to respond if it beeps.

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    1. Re:Trust me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah. It's a worse burden when you are a "younger" member of the staff. After work everyone assumes you are a drug dealer.

    2. Re:Trust me... by sysadmn · · Score: 1

      That's why a dead battery is such a valuable accessory. If the damn pager goes off, and you don't want to respond, erase the page, take out the good battery, and put in the dead one. Instant alibi!

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    3. Re:Trust me... by mirko · · Score: 1

      They keep a log of what actually got sent and READ on pagers, at least here, of course.

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  10. yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be an idiot, just let it drop, and if you get fired, collect unemployment and find a new job. Enjoy the free time in the evenings since they can't reach you. I work from home, so I pay for my own broadband, but no way would I pay for it for after hours support. Besides, they pay for my cellphone.

  11. Amen to that by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 0

    Why should they profit off your expense ?

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  12. CIO is a doofus? by JCMay · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're stuck paying for your own broadband, can you write it off on your taxes like auto milage?

    1. Re:CIO is a doofus? by big-giant-head · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes if it is an 'unrembursed' business expense broadband, cell phone and pager you can write them off on your taxes.

      Just be thankful that you can at least do that.

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    2. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Blindman · · Score: 1

      Probably not. You would have to show that the expense or a part thereof is for benefit of the employer, and I believe that the portion that you could show would be limited to the amount over 2% of adjusted gross as a miscellaneous expense.

      NOTE: This is not official tax advice, and I don't have the IRC in front of me right now.

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    3. Re:CIO is a doofus? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Yes, but just like auto milage you can only write off things that can be itemized towards work-related use. Since most people pay for broadband on an "unmetered" basis, those extra 20 MB for work usage didn't cost you anything more than you would have paid for all your personal use of the connection which of course is not tax deductable. Therefore, you get to deduct a big fat ZERO.

    4. Re:CIO is a doofus? by sixteenraisins · · Score: 1

      Mind you, I'm not a tax accountant, but in a nutshell, yes you can.

      It's just like any other expense you may have at home but use for work: you can deduct a portion of the expense. It's based on how much of the use is strictly for business and how much is strictly personal. You can't write off the entire expense if you use it for personal use as well.

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    5. Re:CIO is a doofus? by dfn_deux · · Score: 1
      The tax write off on 3 or 4 hundred dollars is hardly equivalent to recieving 3 or 4 hundred dollars worth of free services... See the proof below

      100300 :)

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    6. Re:CIO is a doofus? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      You can try putting it is a unreimbursed business expense but you better have some good documentation as to how much you use it for personal and how much for business in case you get audited. Either way you can only deduct anything above 2% of your AGI.

    7. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My accountant told me, that because I am a computer professional, my broadband, my laptops, anything that keeps me current with my profession is considered a business expense.

      Because of this, I deduct my laptop, my printer, my broadband, and any development tools I use at home, including graphics development tools, since part of what I do is web. I also deduct all my Computer books and journals, since they are part of my professional development.

      I leave the games off the list. :)

    8. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And most good tax accountants will tell you that unless it is going to save you a significant amount of money don't bother. It is a HUGE red flag for an audit. Saving $40 in taxes is not worth the headache.

    9. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      can you write it off on your taxes...?

      I was wondering that myself. If it's a required work expense then you should be able to write it off... however, if it's something that you might normally purchase for a reason other than work then probably not. For instance, where I live, if I dug ditches, I could write off my steel toes and work jeans, however, I write code and can't write off my kahkies. The mentallity is: if it's something you could wear to church then you can't take the deduction.

      I'm going to guess that no, it couldn't be written off. Regardless if broadband was or wasn't a required work expence, I'd still have it.

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    10. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Nurseman · · Score: 1
      if you're stuck paying for your own broadband, can you write it off on your taxes like auto milage?

      I was told by my accountant "Yes". I claim a percentage of my RR bill, and my cell phone bill, because I am on call 24 hrs a day. You can also amortize (?sp) almost any electronics needed for your job,over 5 years (answering machines, caculators, presentation hardware etc). Get a good accountant, you'd be surprised how much is tax deductable.

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    11. Re:CIO is a doofus? by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      I don't know, for example if you have a room in your house that is dedicated to a "home office", then you can deduct the value of that space (even though you'd be paying the same mortgage regardless of the usage of that room).

    12. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the employer still pays the 15% employment tax on the money they pay you to buy the services. If they were smart, they'd give you the option: get paid $x more per month and buy your own services, or get paid $x less per month and we'll pay for your services. If you choose the second option, the employer gets an immediate 15% tax break on $x.

    13. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Piobaire · · Score: 1

      I'm not a tax accountant, though I did take a class in MBA school. You will need to be prepared to justify to the IRS that it is necessary and probably required by your employer. Then you have to exceed a percentage of your taxable income; you probably will never hit that number.

    14. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you can only write off unreimbursed expenses that exceed 2.5% of your adjusted gross income...

    15. Re:CIO is a doofus? by TahitiNut · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. If the IRS audits, they'll ask for proof that such devices or services are actually required. That's when you'll discover the difference between coerced and required -- and the difference between common sense and tax laws.

      This actually happened to me. The company, because it did federal contracts, wouldn't go on record as requiring an employee to bear such expenses because, in the "fine print," federal contracts require the contractor to bear and account for all necessary expenses. There are other reasons as well.

      It's called "getting screwed."

    16. Re:CIO is a doofus? by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Mileage to and from your regular place of work is not deductible in the US.

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    17. Re:CIO is a doofus? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      However, to qualify as a "home office" your family must never enter that room for non-business reasons. If your daughter's PlayStation is also on the TV in that room some of the time, then it doesn't count anymore...

    18. Re:CIO is a doofus? by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      Heh. I would use that same logic to deduct the WHOLE amount. not just the percentage actually used for business.

      After all, those extra 300 GB for personal use didn't cost me anything more than I would've had to pay for just the 20 MB for business use, so my whole bill is deductible as a business expense!

      IRS prolly wouldn't see it that way, though...

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    19. Re:CIO is a doofus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > If it is an 'unrembursed' business expense broadband, cell phone and pager you can write them off on your taxes.

      Not so fast, there, partner. Our dear friends at the IRS say that you can only write them off if they exceed 2% of your adjusted gross income. .

      Deductions subject to the 2% limit are discussed in the three categories in which you report them on Schedule A:

      * Unreimbursed employee expenses (line 20).
    20. Re:CIO is a doofus? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      First of all you are dead if you get audited. If you use your laptop even 1% of the time for personal you are screwed.

      Second, if you are not self-employed and those business expenses are not part of your schedule C then you are still subject to the 2% of AGI.

      Finally, Tax accountants are typically as much lying scum as lawyers. You can do what he says but realize that you are gambling against the audit lottery.

  13. Company won't pay by cybertechcafe · · Score: 1

    My company just laughed when I asked about being reimbursed for broadband. They also laughed when I asked about being reimbursed for my cell phone. I do have broadband (at my own expense), and I do use it for work (it's a lot nicer to do patches from the house, rather than driving 45 miles or staying late), but they don't have my cell phone number.

    1. Re:Company won't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you rake in the OT/Milage driving into work to do the patches. after several months of your co shelling out all that extra $$, you can ask them to rethink paying for your broadband (either $200/mo in OT/expenses or $50/mo cablemodem) which do you think they would prefer to pay long-term?

    2. Re:Company won't pay by cybertechcafe · · Score: 1

      I'm salary, no OT. If I work 30 hours or 50 hours, I get paid the same.

    3. Re:Company won't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then they should provide flextime or comp time (ie to compensate for the overtime).

    4. Re:Company won't pay by AceyMan · · Score: 1

      cybertechcafe wrote, ".. but they don't have my cell phone number."

      Heh - but I do. {sly grin}.

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  14. Cell phone unlisted. by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I consistently insisted that my cell phone not be listed in the company employee directory. I threatened to change the number when once it was listed. If someone needed me over a weekend, they could call my home, and if I didn't answer, then tough. If the company wanted to pay for my cell phone service, THEN they could reach me after hours.

    Don't give in on this issue. Do you really want your employer to have you at their beck and call 24/7 on your dime?

    1. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I consistently insisted that my cell phone not be listed in the company employee directory."

      Why did you give it to your employment in the first place. When asked for my cell number, I told them I didn't have one. They can email me or phone my useless land line.

    2. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depending on state laws and the size of a company, there comes a point where a company can't even publish an employee directory that contains home landline numbers, nevermind cell phone numbers.

      If your company is subject to such laws, then the only way they can publish an after-hours contact number for you is to be paying for a cell phone that they gave you. Otherwise, your number can only be given out by yourself.

    3. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by AxemRed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Always respond to unexpected after-hours calls with, "I have been drinking, and I can't drive."

    4. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by ameoba · · Score: 1

      Why do you think I don't have a cellphone?

      Where I work, there's a user that has no problem calling the support staff up at 8-9p because he can't read his email.

      From across the country.

      when all of campus is unreachable from the internet...

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    5. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back when I was doing support, I needed to get in touch with the developer to check a thing. It was in the evening and he'd had some wine (more than some, probably) when he answered the phone. It was great fun, especially as he recalled an exact software setting he'd coded six months earlier. While half drunk (the recalling, not the coding). He was a bit of a genius. I kinda miss him. :-)

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    6. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by James+Turpin · · Score: 1

      Better yet... "I'm in Canada for the weekend, drinking Absinthe... "

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    7. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by secolactico · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Always respond to unexpected after-hours calls with, "I have been drinking, and I can't drive."

      Next HR performance review:

      "Employee AxemRed is very capable but seems to have a drinking problem. I recommend we let him go before the problem scales any further".

      ;-)

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    8. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Casca · · Score: 1

      Or if the help-desk girl has a nice voice, "I'll check on that in a minute, what are you wearing?"

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    9. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by No+Tears+In+The+End · · Score: 1

      This sounds a lot like a story one of my C++ professors told us.

      Was he at a wedding? Was it Bob W.?

      If the answer to both of those questions is yes, then I know him.

      NTITE

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    10. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a developer, the one time I got a support call I answered with "I drunk, but whadehell I'll try" then proceeded to screw up the system into "must recover from backup" state. They never called me after hours again, strange that...

      -hadohk

    11. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Employee AxemRed is very capable but seems to have a drinking problem. I recommend we let him go before the problem scales any further"

      Then, when they terminate you, take their ass to court and ask for the evidence that you were not performing your job correctly. Your personal life and what you do on your off hours is none of their fucking business.

    12. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      Always respond to unexpected after-hours calls with, "I have been drinking, and I can't drive."

      Next HR performance review:

      "Employee AxemRed is very capable but seems to have a drinking problem. I recommend we let him go before the problem scales any further".


      In today's legal atmosphere they better bring some proof that this is affecting my job performance. Otherwise they'd be open to a wrongful termination suit. Drinking on my own time is not any of the company's business. If I'm specifically on call that's one thing, but I better not be on call often enough that I have to make lifestyle changes if that's the case...

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    13. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by s.fontinalis · · Score: 1

      This would be a substance abuse problem, and under many employee handbooks as long as you weren't doing this on duty it is an offense you specifically couldn't be let go for.

    14. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I don't even have my home number listed. Why not? Because it's my home number, not my work number.

      I've had the "but what about if you're involved in an accident?" conversation a few times. My answer is generally along the lines of my mobile in my pocket having plenty of contact numbers, and failing that, HR have my contact details.

      Anyone who really needs it, can jump through a few hoops to get it. Anyone who isn't prepared to jump through the hoops, doesn't need it as much as they thought.

    15. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by thechuckbenz · · Score: 1

      Ummm, a substance abuse problem can be a disability and as such be protected by the ADA. (Incoming!). As a previous poster noted, if it doesn't affect performance...

    16. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > take their ass to court

      Blah blah blah. You won't get a dime, tough guy, and everyone knows it.

    17. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alcoholism is a disability and you can't be fired for it unless it prevents you from being able to do your job. (Even then, your employer is expected to make reasonable accomodations for your disability.)

    18. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1
      I've had the "but what about if you're involved in an accident?" conversation a few times.

      I would think they would call 9-1-1 before anyone else.

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    19. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by swillden · · Score: 2, Informative

      Otherwise they'd be open to a wrongful termination suit.

      Keep in mind that this depends on the laws where you live. In many US states, called "at-will employment" states, they don't have to have a reason to can you. The only recourse you'll have is if you can prove that they fired you because you're a member of some legally-protected minority.

      IANAL, but I was once canned for a lousy reason, and I talked to a couple of lawyers who told me I didn't have a prayer of getting anything more than the paycheck they owed me, plus any severance they deigned to offer.

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    20. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Alcoholism is a disability and you can't be fired for it unless it prevents you from being able to do your job. (Even then, your employer is expected to make reasonable accomodations for your disability.)

      Is cannabis addiction also a disability? Because I would *love* to get some "reasonable accomodations"

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    21. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Canadian+Idol · · Score: 1

      Let's not get carried away with this. With two beers, most people are perfectly fine, but you can't drive. If they really need you they can pay cabfare including tip up and back. "Ehhrrrmmmm.... come to think of it, you might just as well do it first thing tomorrow morning."

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    22. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I assume that we are talking about America.

      > take their ass to court and ask for the evidence that you were not performing your job correctly.

      The courts wouldn't care, a company can fire you for any reason at all (exceptions: you are not an at-will employee and the action does not go against laws/the Constitution), including what you do with in your private life.

      http://www.shrm.org/hrmagazine/articles/0203/020 3h irschman.asp
      http://www.totalbusiness.org.uk/adet ail.aspx?codeP =1048
      http://www.lectlaw.com/files/emp08.htm

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    23. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by martindevlin · · Score: 1

      I had to come in last night due to a systems outage, and just as I hung up it occured to me I should have told 'em I was partially sloshed. (this was after working at least 72 hours last week)

    24. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Only in places where there is tolerance for certain amounts of alchohol.

      Some places boast zero tolerance for drinking and driving. One beer tonight before heading home? Better take a cab, or else hope that you don't run into a cop that is feeling overanxious with a breathalyzer. You can't even have a single glass of wine without putting yourself over the legal limit in places with zero tolerance.

      The only thing you can do other than arrange alternate transport is to wait it out... How long you need to wait depends on your weight and metabolism.

    25. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by belrick · · Score: 1

      Even better, sue them for not having an EAP that helped you with your problem!

    26. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by tk2x · · Score: 1

      Why did you even give them the # if it was your personal line and you didn't want it listed????

    27. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by funbobby · · Score: 1

      If the company wanted to pay for my cell phone service, THEN they could reach me after hours.


      If they ask you to be on call after hours, it should cost them a hell of a lot more than a cell phone.

      In general it should be very clear between you and your employer how much is expected of you after hours. If it is anything more than "nothing", it should be an official policy and they should be compensating you for it. How much depends on how reliable you promise to be, and how often they call.

      If it's every few months in an emergency then fair compensation might be having a nice salaried job and a boss that trusts you. If it's every weekend, then you're really working two jobs, so they should pay you accordingly or hire a second person.

      Either way, who bought the phone is not nearly as important as what work you're doing, and whether or not they're paying you for it.

    28. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C++ professor? Never heard of that occupation.

    29. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by No+Tears+In+The+End · · Score: 1

      The professor of my Data Structures in C++ class.

      It was more economical, if less accurate to describe him as a C++ professor.

      LK

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    30. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by barzok · · Score: 1

      It's called CallerID. Every cell plan I've seen has it included free. Know it, use it, love it. If you see it's work calling, let it roll to voicemail, just like if they called your home and you were out.

    31. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you ignorant fool, the company will settle with you out of court. (Of course, if you weren't just talking out of your ass, you wouldn't have posted as AC.)

    32. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      Nope and no. It was in Sweden, actually.

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    33. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, that works. Got an "urgent" support call once during a football game. I explained that I couldn't drive because I had been drinking. I offered to take a taxi into work to solve the problem, if they would reimburst me for the cab fare.

      Told him cab fare would be $30 round-trip. Suddenly the problem wasn't urgent anymore and could wait until the morning. Cheap bastards but at least I was able to return my football and beer.

      And oddly enough I don't get any support calls at home now unless it is a legimately serious problem. (about once or twice a year).

    34. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. People knew my home number at my last couple of jobs, but I learned my lesson. Now only my boss, other tech staff, and a couple of Administrator-level people know my home number. (Which is NOT listed in the company directory or the white-pages.)

      I used to get calls all the time for problems the users could have avoided. ie: I put this job off until the last minute and now it's due tomorrow, but I can't print on this brand new printer I just purchased (without authorization.) Now becaues I never tested it before and couldn't be bothered to work on my project until today I might lose my job.

      Exactly how is that MY problem? And why should I get out of bed to help?

    35. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, having somewhat flexable work hours and the company giving me one static IP to run my own server is more than enough compensation for the 1-2 hours per month that I have to come in off regular hours.

  15. Yes and No by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
    My company will pay for broadband if it's expected as part of the job. However, this means that you are a SOHO worker. If you have a space to work in an office, we give you internet at your desk.

    If there is an after-hours issue, we will pay milage to come in and take care of it. But that's pretty much it.

    Once upon a time I also had an ISDN line in my home, but the company at the time stopped that when VPN services became available.

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    1. Re:Yes and No by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It's about the same here, though I have the option of dialing in to a client from home after hours. I can do pretty much any sort of support (short of downloading a 3 gig database file) this way.

      When the bill comes I expense out any long distance calls I've made for the company.

      Dont know why so many slashdotters have such shitty jobs. Sheesh, I'd switch careers if that's the best I could find.

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  16. Here's what you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Let's say Broadband is $40 a month, x 12 months a year, that's $480. Ask for a $500 year raise ($.25 per hour assuming a 2000 hour work year).

    1. Re:Here's what you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After tax $500 won't pay for the broadband. It's costing the company $20 more and the employee ~$100 more depending on their tax rate.

      That's why it's so foolish for the company to cut it.

    2. Re:Here's what you do by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You mean $800 a year, right? I'm going to give the company the benefit of the doubt and say you're in a 7% state and 25% federal bracket. You pay ~7.5% in FICA. 1/(1-.395)*$480=$794. Woe be unto you if you and your spouse are in higher tax bracket(s).

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    3. Re:Here's what you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, you pay taxes! Silly you. What are they going to do, throw me in jail!? Haha.

    4. Re:Here's what you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Dubya still having 6 months in power, maybe declare you a terrorist and execute you in secret.

  17. Yes, and they are quite liberal about it. by digitalvengeance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, my company does pay for my home broadband access..and they are remarkably liberal about it. They don't care what servers I run or how I use the bandwidth (3 Mb/1Mb), just so long as I can still effectively do my job. Of course, I work from home full time, so the situation is a bit different than that of many in our profession. Josh.

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    1. Re:Yes, and they are quite liberal about it. by destiny71 · · Score: 1

      Used to be the same here. I work for the local telco which is also an ISP. I am the helpdesk, and I did it from home.

      My DSL was paid for, plus, I had use of 3 static IPs, and they didn't say a word about what I was doing with it. I paid for that privalege by being on call 24 hours within reason. (If anything went down, I would just turn on the phone and field calls untill it was fixed)

      Now, I was moved into an office, and will be losing my free DSL. Also brought in the phone, and extender. But now they pay if something goes down durring the weekend, or after hours. I can no longer take calls at home, and our out sourced 24/7 helpdesk is expensive.

      My co-worker used to have free DSL at home, even tho he was an office worker. Since all the shakedown in spending this last month, he was cut off also. PHB called him and said he's have to start paying since he was a full time employee, and didn't work from home. Boss told him to report to the office if he needed to do anything, and log the overtime. Within one week, the very same PHB called him afterhours, and asked him to look into something from home for him. If it wasn't for the fact that this particular boss has had it in for him, he was about to say no. But instead, he just charged them 2 hours over time for 15 minutes of work.

      I mean come on, we work for the ISP, and they can't even cut us some slack with free DSL????
      Guess that's one of the things we live with in our particular situation being a county owned telco, and ISP. The county commisioners, and therefore, the public are our ultimate bosses. And it's their tax money that pays for our free internet. But you can bet that the county commissioners get free highspeed DSL (faster than the standard public issue) as well as loaded digital TV over ADSL.


      I agree totally, hourly workers that don't get paid for such services, should refuse to do anything after hours from home.

    2. Re:Yes, and they are quite liberal about it. by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Our rule is that if you work from home 4/5 days (which only applies to the people who don't live within driving distance of the main office anyways), the company will reimburse for a broadband connection and monthly cell phone (via expense accounts). In addition we provide a dedicated work PC/laptop and the software required to do your job.

      All of which is common sense since these are full-time telecommuters. Liability for use of the connection still falls on the employee's shoulders (they're the ones with the name on the contract).

      (I'm one of the lucky ones who gets to work from home full-time.)

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  18. Suck it up and do your job by Botunda · · Score: 0

    While you still have one!

    I know that's a pretty bleak statement, but it's reality.

  19. No way! by MrMojado · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your employer wants to be that strict about TOOLS to do you job, they care nothing of you as a person. I would suggest running when they want you to pay for pagers, cell phones, and broadband at home (if its part of your job function). Next they will expect you to work for free!

  20. Here at my company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They pay for our phone lines, broadband, company pagers, and the higher ranking individuals are starting to get blackberries. I think your company really screwed up by forcing you to pay for your connection to the company after hours.

    Just use this excuse not to do any work after you go home :-P

  21. Who needs all three? by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nobody really needs to carry a blackbery, a cell phone, and a pager in this day and age. The three devices are so close tech they all fit in one shell with your choice of form factors ranging from the T-Mobile Sidekick to the standard Nokia models.

    Business calls should only be a few minutes a month anyway, nothing you should lose money over. If you're being called regularly on the weekends, then the business has more serious issues about staffing...

    1. Re:Who needs all three? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      If they're cutting good-morale benefits like subsidized broadband, I'm going to guess that they're not carrying a bunch of extra IT guys on the payroll for the crunch times.

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    2. Re:Who needs all three? by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Satellite pagers work pretty much everywhere. Cellphones don't. Of course if you are likely out of range of a cell phone tower you are also out of range of easily connecting in to check on a server.

    3. Re:Who needs all three? by syates21 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but...
      How many people actually have pagers that run directly off of a satellite, as opposed to a terrestrial relay system that the network try to make you think is satellite-based (e.g. Skytel)?

    4. Re:Who needs all three? by jschottm · · Score: 1

      Blackberries are flashy toys for most people that have them. Pagers and cell phones, however, are two completely different tools. My cell phone signal goes away in quite a few locations I work in, including our NOC. My pager signal reaches me in those areas.

  22. The real question is... by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    whether the ISDN lines were really being used enough to justify the expense to the company. Or were they being mainly used for other purposes.

    In my experience, a dialup connection works just as good for a plain text/shell connection - IMHO ISDN lines were overkill (ofcourse this depends on the actual environment context).

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    1. Re:The real question is... by mpcooke3 · · Score: 1

      Yes I can just imagine having the CEO on the phone

      9PM
      CEO rings: "ALL THE CUSTOMERS ARE PHONING ME, NOTHING IS WORKING IT'S A CRISIS"

      I plug in my dial up modem beep-bopp-beeeep-beep-beep - engaged tone.

      Me: Yes I'll be right with you... I just need to get my flatmate off the phone.

  23. If the company is going to force me to have it.. by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Informative

    They're going to pay for it.

    Of course, if it's their resource, then they can dictate how it's to be used (ie; running Kazaa? Yer fired!)

    I had this discussion with my bosses. For me to VPN under Comcasts EULA, I need the commercial edition for twice what I pay. If they want me to have it, I'll wind up with two cablemodems, one mine, one theirs.

    They don't pay for the broadband - there's been no need to, but they do pay for the cellphone which I promptly turn off as soon as I leave the office. (Hey, they only had me promise to carry it with me, not answer it)

    End of story.

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  24. A little of this, a little of that by sixteenraisins · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My company doesn't expect me to pay for broadband at home, but my job doesn't really require me to have it. If I choose to do some after hours stuff from home, and I would rather do it via a broadband connection, then that's on my checkbook as far as they're concerned.

    Curiously enough, I can remember when companies furnished cell phones to the appropriate personnel and actually picked up the tab. These days, we're expected to have a cell, but we have to pay for it on our own. Go figure. *shrug*

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    1. Re:A little of this, a little of that by FFFish · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Go figure. *shrug*" is exactly what's gone wrong in the workforce.

      Will you *shrug* your way to 60 hour work weeks, pay increases that don't keep up with the cost of living, purchasing your own software, paying for any equipment repairs?

      Will you *shrug* your way back into the conditions that made unionism necessary in the first place?

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    2. Re:A little of this, a little of that by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      my bosses have not asked me to be available after normal work hours *yet*. when they do, I will say no outright. If they persist, i will ask for some rediculous amount of compensation for it. if they happen to agree and (not fire me ;) i will demand a company cell phone, company paid for computer and net access.

      i get paid peanuts as it is, 32k before taxes, and live in one of the highest cost of living areas in the country. My free time is more valuable to me than they can afford. If I have to give up some of this time, it will be only on my terms. Thankfully I have some leverage at the place.

    3. Re:A little of this, a little of that by Roofus · · Score: 1

      I work for Comcast, and they take pretty nice care of us. We get free cable and internet (no surprise there), but then for those of us on the Operations side of things, we have company supplied Nextels.

      Even better is that they allow us to use the cells for personal calls as long as we don't go over the top. I like that fact, and I use it with out abusing it. I've never even seen the bill for my cell phone.

    4. Re:A little of this, a little of that by sixteenraisins · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to understand your hostility and cynicism, and what I think helps me most to achieve that is to recall a couple of my previous employers that treated me very much the way you describe.

      It's easy for me to *shrug* off something as relatively trivial as paying for my own cell phone bill when my current employer treats me with respect, they pay me overtime (and I'm an exempt salaried employee), they pay for all my software, and they're paying me about 15% higher salary than the last place. Not to mention the work atmosphere is infinitely more pleasant. There are certain things in this world you can't (well, maybe some people can, but I don't) put a price tag on.

      So if the biggest "complaint" - if you can even call it that - that I have about my present employer is that they don't pay for my cell phone, then as far as I'm concerned I don't really have it all that bad. You, on the other hand, I feel for.

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    5. Re:A little of this, a little of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing *ever* made unions/unionism necessary. Nothing, *ever*...

    6. Re:A little of this, a little of that by dingbatdr · · Score: 1

      Child labor? Unsafe working conditions? Working
      for company scrip?

      Idiot.

      dtg

      ps.
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    7. Re:A little of this, a little of that by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      ,i>These days, we're expected to have a cell, but we have to pay for it on our own. Go figure. *shrug*

      I have an odd situation - my boss and about two other people know my cell number. I'm a POC for a production piece of software, but only my work number is listed as a contact, so if there's a real problem, they can try to call me (that being my boss) or wait. I'm not really on call, but if I go in, at least I get paid.

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    8. Re:A little of this, a little of that by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      It might be a troll, it might not. I kinda doubt it. I've thought a lot about this issue, and things *are* headed back that way. I think of unions today as just as big leeches as what they were created to fight, but 60-80 years ago they were needed. Companies had all the power and treated employees like slaves. Now unions are sometimes driving the companies out of business.
      It's like a pendulum, and now that it's been on the unions' side long enough to erode a lot of their usefulness, and their making inroads into new fields, we're starting to see it swinging back toward the companies. And the downturn only speeds it along.

      This is that wonderful "free market" "self correction" in action. Things get really bad in one way until pressures force things the opposite way. Too bad it's only generally good for a lot of us when the pendulum is in the middle, not at the extremes. But hey, if we hang on 20 more years, good times, good times!

    9. Re:A little of this, a little of that by FFFish · · Score: 1

      You have remarkably low expectation of your employer, then.

      "Treats me with respect" ... bloody hell, you find that a bonus? It shouldn't ever even be an item for discussion: the employer should be treating you with respect, period.

      Pays for your software, pays you a fair wage, has a pleasant atmosphere? Once again, why on earth would you ever expect anything but that?

      Basically, the only tangible benefit your employer is giving you is overtime. Whoohoo.

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  25. Helpful sites... by SnowDeath · · Score: 1

    DICE and Monster. After enough of you leave, this idiot CIO will get the idea.

  26. Mine pays for it all by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have DSL at home ($50/month), a pager ($20/month), a cell phone (+/- $80/month), and cellular internet ($80/month). My company pays for my pager, my cellular internet (gets internet access via PCMCIA anywhere I get a cell signal), half my DSL, and half my cell bill. I'm also a 1-man IT shop supporting 30+ users and 20+ servers including clusters, so even on vacation, I have to be available and reachable. Of course, we're not hurting for money either.

    1. Re:Mine pays for it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No offense but how is this "Informative"? I can see modding this "Interesting" or "Underrated" etc but realistically this isn't something that can be regarded as "Informative" on any level.

    2. Re:Mine pays for it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company pays for my pager, my cellular internet (gets internet access via PCMCIA anywhere I get a cell signal), half my DSL, and half my cell bill. I'm also a 1-man IT shop

      Who modded this insightful? The one-man company pays expenses for the single employee. It is safe to presume that since the owner of the business and the single employee is the same person, the owner will treat the employee pretty well.

    3. Re:Mine pays for it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one-man company pays expenses for the single employee. It is safe to presume that since the owner of the business and the single employee is the same person, the owner will treat the employee pretty well.

      They said 1-man IT Shop which supports 30+ users. That means they are the only IT person in the company, and although its possible that they might own the company, I'm sure they still answer to someone. If I owned a company that employed more than 20 people, I sure as hell wouldn't want to be the only IT person (unless it was very trivial stuff). An owner generally has other shit to worry about.

    4. Re:Mine pays for it all by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

      Its informative in that my home DSL at $50/month and my cellular internet access at $80/month are paid for by my company... well at least my cellular access is. My DSL is only half paid for. Its a direct answer to the poster's question of: "What sort of experiences do the rest of slashdotters have along these lines?"

    5. Re:Mine pays for it all by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification to the idiot that thought I was a one-man company... perhaps he should read better before he replies.

      And no, I don't own the company. I just support its IT needs. :)

    6. Re:Mine pays for it all by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

      I said "1-man IT shop" dumbass... not "1-man company". Learn to read. And to answer your other question, its "insightful" because it provides a direct answer to the original poster's question of "What sort of experiences do the rest of slashdotters have along these lines?". I have experience along these lines and I stated as much.

      Perhaps you'd enjoy relating to the other inbreds oft mentioned over at The Darwin Awards

      -3 Flamebait Mod... but heck, we only have so much patience. Sometimes the dumbnuts that post without reading deserve a good flaming...

  27. Typical by retinaburn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes you should be happy to do it, if you were a happy employee. Simply outline that while they want you to innovate, to give your all for the company, to make them better than their competitors, then they should be willing to do the same for you.

    Tell them that if they treat you 'competitively' to what other companies are doing, then you will either work as hard as other employees or find a company that treats you better than they do.

    We are going through the same thing here, and there is nothing worse than cutting back on employee benefits, pay, and perks and justifying it by saying 'we are doing what everyone else is doing'.

    1. Re:Typical by awtbfb · · Score: 1

      Along these lines:
      1) Have they yanked the cell phones of the sales department?
      2) What about heavy travelers?
      3) etc..

      Basically, what is happening to similar "remote" support in other departments? This may be the result of a broad policy inadvertently catching mission critical infrastructure.

      On the flip side, you could have a department cell phone and high speed cell data card (I know, not exactly broadband) which is passed around to the IT person on-call. A lot of doctors offices have on-call cell phones. This way the remote service is the department's rather than an employee perk.

  28. it shouldn't be black or white by kjba · · Score: 1
    My employer (a government funded research institute) has the general rule that half of the staff's internet costs are refunded, up to a certain maximum (provided you promise that you sometimes use it for work).

    I think this is a fair deal, since on one side I really do use it for work, on the other side I don't expect my boss to pay for private use.

  29. My experiences by beavis88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Typically, if a company really needs me to be available 24x7 (or even just the occasional after-hours job), they have paid for my internet access, as well as either a pager or cellphone. Some have been employer-provided, some have been the "buy and expense" variety. Either is acceptable IMHO.

    I think it would be reasonable as a cost-cutting measure to provide a monthly internet connection allowance suitable for dial-up (if that's all you really need to be connected), and allow you to apply that to whatever connection you choose.

    But if your CIO really thinks you should "do what it takes" to be a good little corporobot, I'd suggest that (s)he is an asshat, and you'd probably do best in the long run finding another place to work.

  30. Cancel all of it then. by OS24Ever · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It'd probably help if everyone did it, but if they won't pay for it I don't use it for business. Not that I'd ever get rid of my broadband at home but that's another matter.

    My employer will pay for broadband, cell phone but not pager (what's the point? text messages cover paging) for employees it considers mobile which is almost everyone outside of our main sites. Some areas even get better broadband rates because of deals negotiated due to the amount of employees we have.

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  31. several things by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. Are you working? Many are not or will shortly not be. What is the cost of keeping you vs. from elsewhere.
    2. Has the same things been cut for management? In some companies, management must provide a cellphone and their own broadband. If yours has cut all theirs, you can bet that you will pay for yours as well.
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    1. Re:several things by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      " 1. Are you working? Many are not or will shortly not be. What is the cost of keeping you vs. from elsewhere."

      The economy has definately turned around in most places. It's not the Y2K/Dot Bomb boom again in IT, but things aren't like what they were 2 years ago either... THIS is the time where the winners and losers of this period of boom are going to be decided, and companies with a "you can't go somewhere else, so we'll fuck you over" attitude are going to be the losers. Companies with a winning attitude don't nickle and dime their employees with what matters to small stuff.

      If they want you to have a cell phone, internet connection, PDA, etc, because they intend to MAKE USE of those things to service their company, or their customers, then they should expect to pay for them just as they pay for the cost of all their other goods/services sold.

      " 2. Has the same things been cut for management? In some companies, management must provide a cellphone and their own broadband. If yours has cut all theirs, you can bet that you will pay for yours as well."

      Managers are salaried, and are exempt from overtime and other requirements (they generally are expected to work more than 40 hours, while regular employees can't be forced to do so).

      They also make a HELLUVA lot more than someone who is an IT staffer.

      It's one thing to ask someone who makes 100 grand a year to shell out $100/month for a cell phone and broadband internet, it's quite something else to demand it of people who make $30-60K.

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  32. Comeback for CIO by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1
    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen.


    "You should be a dedicated Officer of the company who desires to give us much deserved raises, so that we can be responsive, and do whatever else it takes to make us happy."

    Basically throw their own corporate speak back at them, and see how it works on them.
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  33. Work is not personal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the CIO is right if I understand it correctly:

    No cable / DSL / pager / cell = not reachable outside normal work hours and physical presence at the site. On training? Have no cell phone? Expense calls from the hotel room when you check voicemail (in the evenings and mornings only I'd expect)

    Blurring things is bad. It's bad for the employer who has to pay for it all, and it's bad for the employee because he has to tolerate the invasion. I have a cell phone, my employer does not have the number. And if he wants to reach me on a cell, he can buy me one and I will use it when he needs to reach me.

    In the end, all is well and no one is hassling me at home. And I never have to use a personal resource for work. The line is clear and protects both sides equally.

  34. What a crock. by pclminion · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen.

    Your CIO sounds like an asshole. "Dedicated" means dedicated to the work, not dedicated to spending money for your own company. (Hint to CIO: People work to get paid money. Not to spend money for their employers.) If the company needs you to have internet access to do your job, they should pay for it.

    Any company which demands you restructure your own personal finances in order to be able to afford an internet connection that they require you to have had their head up their ass. Your personal finances are none of their fucking business. I realize it's much easier said than done, but if I were in your position and had such demands placed on me, I'd quit.

    Put this arrogant prick in his place. All of you should collectively refuse to pay for broadband yourselves, and let him see how "productive" you are without his help. It is not your reponsiblity to spend your own money for "the good of the company."

    What a crock of shit.

    1. Re:What a crock. by marika · · Score: 1

      The thing is that is always someone who will do it and I guess the people who don't, look bad. Although I would not pay for it myself if it was required for my job. But trust me I am totally with you on that. If reminds me why IT salaries went so low where I am. Because there is always someone who will do the same work for cheaper than you.

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      This is totally insecure, but very convenient.
    2. Re:What a crock. by ralf1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yep - The guys a cheap bastard The first time you are trying to support a VP on an issue from the house, and its taking forever, make sure you tell him "This would be a lot quicker if I had broadband, but the CIO took it away from all the support staff" See how quick you get it back.

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    3. Re:What a crock. by jorlando · · Score: 1

      the guy that does soon will quit from the "only broadbanded guy" label in the company as soon he perceives that he has no more sleep hours, or weekends or holydays...

      And you don't need to make a fuss about it... on the first "use your broadband to fix us" call you say "I don't have one..."

    4. Re:What a crock. by I'm+Spartacus! · · Score: 1

      Dedicated means whatever you and your employer agree upon. If your employer makes certain demands of you that you are unwilling to abide by, then walk. Someone else probably will agree to those same demands, though.

      A job is an agreement between employer and employee. The employer agrees to pay you a certain amount in return for certain demands. If you are unwilling to do the work for a given amount of pay, find another job.

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    5. Re:What a crock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think an extra r slipped in there. :)

    6. Re:What a crock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This kind of hostile response kindof makes me laugh.

      Try this out for size: taking the position that your employer MUST provide a cell phone for you, if they wish to be able to reach you on said phone, is easily countered with "okay, but you may not use the cell phone for any non-work-related purpose".

      See how you like carrying two cellphones - one for work, and one of your own (unless you intend to defraud your employer by use of the phone for personal calls).

      Surely you don't think that it is your employer's responsibility to provide you with a cellphone for personal use? Same reasoning applies to broadband, blackberries, etc.

      Really, the bottom line is: deduct the cost of cell service from your compensation... is it still worth keeping the job?

    7. Re:What a crock. by thechuckbenz · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, insist that if anyone at your company wants to reach you when you are home, they must pay your phone bill, and if you need to read anything in the evening when you're at home, they have to pay for your power bill. Your union should be able to present these demands in a reasonable manner.

    8. Re:What a crock. by pclminion · · Score: 1
      This kind of hostile response kindof makes me laugh.

      Corporations hold such power in this country I think it is always prudent to treat them with hostility. This does not equate with being hostile toward the people you work with.

      See how you like carrying two cellphones - one for work, and one of your own

      I wouldn't mind that much. As an aside, I view this as a technological deficiency: I see no reason why it shouldn't be possible to bind two different cell phone accounts to the same physical phone. When you call/receive a call from your employer, it gets charged to the company account. All other calls get charged to the personal account. Why don't cell companies do this?

      Surely you don't think that it is your employer's responsibility to provide you with a cellphone for personal use?

      Of course not, and I never implied such.

      Really, the bottom line is: deduct the cost of cell service from your compensation... is it still worth keeping the job?

      I think the bottom line is: why should I allow my employer to nickle and dime me away from the salary I agreed upon when I was hired?

    9. Re:What a crock. by deebaine · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree too much, but lets be realistic here. Broadband in a home is effectively a non-rival good, that is, it doesn't get used up. My company doesn't pay for my broadband, and I work almost exclusively from home when I'm not on the road. But I would have broadband anyway.

      I understand why a company should pay for rival goods that are used for company purposes (i.e. I expense cellphone minutes that are used for business, because I then can't use them for myself), but my broadband doesn't suffer, nor do I pay more, because I use it for work too.

      If it is really an issue of personal finances, then go ahead and give up your broadband, and then present your problem to the CIO ("It causes me financial hardship, so I'll either need to continue on dialup or have subsidized broadband.").

      Truly, though, how many people who report to CIOs who don't have broadband at home anyhow?

      -db

    10. Re:What a crock. by TheLinuxWarrior · · Score: 1
      Your CIO sounds like an asshole.

      Agreed. I've met his type before. They're the worst type of prick imaginable. They expect you to work 60 hour weeks...look at you like you have a penis growing out of your forehead if you leave before 7PM...the list goes on.

      Bottom line...fuck them. Start looking for new employment now before you're on stress medication to keep from beating that guy with a bat in the parking lot after hours.

      We're going through some of that where I work now. They said they are evaluating our on call pay for carrying a pager. I said "Evaluate all you want...the minute you take away the pay, I'll be turning in the pager."

      NOTE: When we're on call we're expected to be available 24/7, within 50mi of the office, and have our laptop on us whenever we're away from the office. For those kind of restrictions, pay isn't a nice thing to have, it's a requirement in my book.

    11. Re:What a crock. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      That's what I thought. That's why I'm going to stay unemployed until I find a company that's not too cheap to buy me the Ferrari I need to get to work on time.

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    12. Re:What a crock. by pclminion · · Score: 1
      This ridiculous hyperbole doesn't qualify as an argument.

      If the employer says "You must have broadband," then they better damn well pay for it. Similarly, if the employer says "You must have a Ferrari," they better damn well pay for it.

      But we all know no employer is going to require you to drive a Ferrari. Your argument is ridiculous.

    13. Re:What a crock. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take much effort to pick apart my hyperbole to find a real argument. In fact, many companies used to provide company cars but I haven't heard about one of those for a decade now.

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    14. Re:What a crock. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      well actually a smart employer would get buisness class broadband for their top techs, usually during an outage the consumer level connections are the last to be fixed while buisnesses are given immediate response on problems, even at a lower data rate the improved reliability is important.

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    15. Re:What a crock. by bluepinstripe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. I couldn't resist posting because, when I hear sh1t like this it really pisses me off.

      Let's be realistic. Sure, a part of the benefit you derive from your job is probably doing that job well--and not being rewarded for doing it well. Why did I leave out not being rewarded for doing it well? Because that is really part of what I am guessing is the primary benefit you derive from you job--being rewarded for it (i.e., pay and other monetary benefits). The simple fact is you can not provide food, shelter, warmth or any other basic necessity for yourself or members of your family from the sense of a job well done.

      First, if your CIO is really such a f_ckw1t that he thinks your sense of a job well done is compensation for your job taking over you personal life--at your expense--he should not be in an executive--much less any--management position.

      Second, using your CIO's logic, as an executive of a company his sense of a job well done should be pleasing the CEO, maybe president, board of directors and, really, the shareholders (assuming it is not a private company). Therefore, perhaps he would like to make himself available at all times--at his own expense--so he can field questions from irate stockholders every time the stock ticks down. I bet not.

      Finally, I wish you all the luck in your life and career and no additional stress, but I find it really unfortunate that companies who employ d1psh1ts like your CIO don't fire them quicker or fail faster. In my opinion that is really the beauty of the dotcom fallout: a lot of companies managed by complete idiots failed as fast as possible.

      Also, if you decide to leave, would you re-post telling all of us the name of your company? That way, if we wish, we can express our displeasure by never buying another single thing from them ever again.

    16. Re:What a crock. by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1
      But we all know no employer is going to require you to drive a Ferrari. Your argument is ridiculous.
      With the possible exception of Michael Schumacher...
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  35. Is there a legal issue? by Cownonymous+Blowhard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANAL but years ago worked in a non-tech field (social services) in CA and as an employer we were required to pay for certain things for employees that were requirements for the job. For example each employee who worked in direct contact with our clients (in this case troubled teens) was required to have CPR certification and a TB test. While the employee was required to provide these (and cover the cost) at initial hire, because we required it as a condition of employment (i.e., it was necessary for them to do their job) we the company had to pay for renewals of CPR training/certification and TB tests (every 2 years if memory serves).

    I would think that if something is clearly defined in your job description as a requirement, that it would be your employers responsibility to cover the costs/provide the needed equipment.

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    1. Re:Is there a legal issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but I'm pretty sure that employers can ask employees to buy uniforms (because they have a dress code) but that as soon as a business requires employees to spend THIER money on goods and services for the business they become CONTRACTORS. This is critical because individual contractors are AFAIK not ever salaried employees. So... if this company demands that he purchase broadband, he should probably start watching how much time he spends at work. If thisis true the CIO is certainly a jackass and the companies legal team/HR should and probably will tear him a new one if they find out about this.

    2. Re:Is there a legal issue? by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

      When an employee pays for certification or training, that is just about paying for their own qualifications. There is no inherent obligation for an employer to pay for that.

      But having them pay for the equipment and services they need to use on the job is a whole different matter.

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  36. Work tools = work pays for them by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What next, you have to buy your own desktop to use at their location, or you have to pay for the electricity used to power the servers? If you are using something because they _require_ it to do your job then they should be paying for it. If they insist in not paying, drop back to dialup for a while. The only reason to do what they're doing is to save money, a grand or two per year per person probably, and this thing if you having to be a dedicated employee is a coverup.

    Personally, I'd suggest polishing up your resume.

    Damien

    1. Re:Work tools = work pays for them by Gooba42 · · Score: 1

      Actually... There are some new licensing models on software being proposed, among them a per-person license in which every single employee who works with the software has to have a separately paid license. I can't imagine companies being happy with the prospect of having to pay a separate license for each shift working on the same machine or having to buy a new license any time they have a temp in the office. If they succeed in pushing this "innovative new business model" you can bet the employees are going to be the ones taking a dive. We'll be putting our software licenses on our resumes the same as we put certifications now.

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  37. Compensation by Newskyarena · · Score: 1

    I certainly hope, that as dedicated employees that desire to be responsive, that you also get some sort of monetary remuneration for your faithfulness. Continued employment should never be considered compensation.

  38. Your CIO is a dick by Teckla · · Score: 0

    The subject says it all.

    That being said, supplying your own broadband is one thing (you're probably a geek that would have it anyway), but all the rest is your CIO crossing a line (s)he shouldn't be crossing.

  39. Not anymore by aaamr · · Score: 1

    I used to be able to expense broadband, but that last few companies I've worked for didn't even consider it.

    Still, my current company does pay for the Blackberry, but that's only because they want to suck every possible moment of time out of us... no matter where we may be.

    At this point, I'd pay *not* to have the Blackberry!

  40. Company won't pay ... by lintocs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The place you're working for is a sinking ship ... they've run out of cash, and they're trying to download the costs of doing business on to their employees. Having lived through the dot.com bomb, I've seen this thing a half dozen times. If you don't play ball, you'll get bad reviews, and you'll eventually be dismissed for your "poor attitude". Better start looking for a new gig. S

    1. Re:Company won't pay ... by compactable · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The company I'm with cut broadband access for the 24 hour support staff just before they laid people off left, right & center.

    2. Re:Company won't pay ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One way to deal with a sinking-ship company that starts taking away benefits and reimbursements that were once routine is to borrow a certain amount of equipment per month that has the approximate value of the lost benefits. Usually there is 10/100 ethernet switch that is underutilitized somewhere. Or an LCD monitor "stops working" and gets replaced with a CRT monitor that's been sitting in a closet for a while. Don't be greedy and overdo it, but you get the idea.

      If you time it right, you'll have a lot of borrowed stuff at home when the company finally closes and once they get into that position they almost never ask for anything back, since the only people in a position to know what's missing have been laid off. After a grace period you can pry off the property-of stickers, and start selling on ebay. If they stiff you on the last paycheck, this last step is especially gratifying.

    3. Re:Company won't pay ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shortly after seeing the start of this sort of thing at my last company I got laid off. They changed how they did the corporate credit cards, cell phone reimbusements, etc. Changed travel policies for travel to customer sites (due to customer complaints we were told - I was a Sr. Consultant and *I'd never heard a complaint). PO-ed every one in the consulting department. Put most of us into job search mode, they just happened to lay me off before I found something.

    4. Re:Company won't pay ... by Bartgroks · · Score: 1

      Remember they have to pay unemployment on a dismissal for "poor attitude".

  41. Try military service by IgD · · Score: 1

    The poster should try serving in the military. There is a saying in the Navy, if it didn't come in your seabag you don't need it. Basically, you'd be expected to provide the same job with no resources.

    1. Re:Try military service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is a saying in the Navy, if it didn't come in your seabag you don't need it. Basically, you'd be expected to provide the same job with no resources.
      Are you saying you have to buy your own aircraft carrier? Or are you just a 'tard?
  42. Johnson & Johnson is nice by Azrael+Newtype · · Score: 1

    My father (I'm still in college, and though I work at the same company, it's a much more temporary position) was given a router and was allowed to expense our cable internet charges to do occasional VPN work. Now, he was too moral to take them up on it since he didn't work from home nearly often enough in his opinion, but it was fully legal stuff. Maybe Johnson & Johnson Pharmaceutical Research & Development (a mouthful to be sure) is just nicer than the average company these days.

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  43. Use your cell phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and make a bunch of calls... then when you go over your minutes make a copy of your itemized bill and give them the bill.

    That should be enough to quiety convince them of your point.

  44. It depends... by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1

    If they expect you to be on-call after hours (it's officially in your job description, etc.), then it is reasonable for them to provide the means for you to handle that (be it network / Internet connectivity, hardware, software, etc). I've gone as far as requiring them to provide hardware (and I've gotten this for other employees as well).

    As far as cell phones and pagers go, rates have dropped significantly, and personal use has increased to the point where it's like asking your company to provide you with a home phone so they can call you - it's probably asking a bit much. However, if you can show that your work-related cellular useage is hitting you in the pocketbook, then you should have the company provide you with a dedicated (business-stuff-only) phone that they can audit to their heart's content.

    Knowing only the skimpy details provided in the story description, it sounds like your boss is a cheap asshole who needs to be set straight.

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  45. We Offer Some by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    I've been a contractor at a pharmacutical company for over 3 years now.

    My company still offers: cell phones and blackberries to full-time employees (non-contractors). However, I'm pretty sure you're responsible for your bill (or only reponsible if you go over the amount), and you have to have to a good reason to have a blackberry (like, a server admin).

    They used to offer ISDN lines, but I don't think they do that anymore (the old adopters are grandfathered in though). I do know that they don't pay for any of the current broadband offerings (cable, dsl, etc), otherwise I know a lot of people would try to get it.

    For a server admin or webmaster, these things would be very important. But to an in-house developer or something along those lines, it's not necessary.

  46. Make it happen! by xTown · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you're in the office, that is. Tell him you are absolutely, positively dedicated to providing your company the best possible service during working hours.

    When you're at home, your time is your own, unless they're paying you extra. If your job is not like that, it's time to find a new job. "It's your job, suck it up," is not an appropriate response here; you're a human being, not a disposable resource to be used up.

    Your CIO needs to show YOU that he's dedicated to having the best possible service available, and that he's willing to dedicate the resources to ensure it. If he wants 24-hour cell phone availability, he better be paying for the phone. If they're going to require you to use your own resources to perform your job, then they should at the VERY least reimburse you on a prorated schedule for the amount of time you spend using your net connection from home. Even if it's only a couple of bucks a month--hell, especially if it's only a couple of bucks a month.

    As it is, all he's showing you is that you're not worth a goddamn unless they can squeeze every last drop out of you that they possibly can.

    1. Re:Make it happen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To business people with this attitude thats all he really is. a disposable IT worker.

    2. Re:Make it happen! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Quite. After all, my secretary can type faster than them fancy programmers, and she doesn't overdo the semicolons.

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  47. Trolling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, maybe not a troll. Just my honest opinion:

    Just add up the time you spend at work browsing the web for personal enjoyment. Then subtract the amount of time spent at home on work related stuff.
    (Maybe discount reading slashdot, maybe not).

    It's better to have a decent internet subscription and figure out a way to pay for it. At least when you're fired, you'll still have an internet connection!

  48. Reading between the lines by secolactico · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers.

    What your new CIO is not telling you is that your department budget has been cut back and they are no longer able to pay for your broadband. If they won't let you itemize your broadband connection, ask if you can itemize dialup connection and phone costs for every call you have to make for business reasons.

    If you have to be on-call, then they should at least reimburse you for cell phone/pagers costs. I'm not sure about blackberries, tho.

    My company pays for my broadband and whenever I'm on-call, they pay for my cell phone costs and they provide the pagers. They also pay overtime for on-call related work, but my personal policy is, if I don't have to leave my house, I don't charge them. Also, they usually understand that if I stay up half the night soving a problem (from home or at the office), I'll probably be late for work in the morning and tend to look the other way.

    How is your company's overall situation? Are finances suffering? Read between the lines on what your boss told you and figure out wether it's safe to protest or you should simply start thinking about employment elsewhere.

    Disclaimer: IANAL, YMMV, caveat emptor, boni anima teuri amen, and all that.

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    1. Re:Reading between the lines by yamla · · Score: 1

      I don't have a telephone line. In order for my company to pay for dial-up for me, it would actually cost them more than paying for high-speed Internet for me. I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and we tend to get much better deals than Internet users in the U.S. (and our broadband technology is generally several years ahead). That said, we are behind the curve on several other areas of technology so it pretty much evens out.

      My employer does not pay for my high speed Internet, mind you. But then, I don't normally work from home.

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    2. Re:Reading between the lines by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      You're one of the lucky ones then. I never bothered to get a landline, and I'm too far away for ethier Shaw Cable or Telus DSL. Due to the age of the lines in my area, I doubt I could get ISDN or 64k frame ethier.

      And I don't tell my employer my 'home' phone is a cell. :)

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    3. Re:Reading between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not necessarily about the company's financial situation - it can simply be a new guy trying to look good by showing how much he's shaved off the budget, or he's just got a different concept of personnel management. Or he's a tosser.

    4. Re:Reading between the lines by lizardb0y · · Score: 1

      Also, they usually understand that if I stay up half the night soving a problem (from home or at the office), I'll probably be late for work in the morning and tend to look the other way.

      Bullshit! There's no looking the other way involved. The fact is that you spent considerable time working for your company. The least you can expect is time in lieu. Due to the call-out and late hours I would expect time and a half or more.

      Don't let yourself be suckered.

    5. Re:Reading between the lines by OracleDBA · · Score: 1

      Not charge them if you dont leave the house?, isn't that still working for free?

      If i get called and have to go in(since i live in the boonies, there is no broadband), i charge for travel time also(1 hour each way). I've been called in to handle a production issue and the droid i was talking to on the phone couldnt handle it on a sat morning, 1 hour in, 10 mins to fix it, 1 hour back. 3 hours total, so i'm taking almost a half day off the next week(or when i was doing consultng, 3 hours billable), woohoo.

      Joe

  49. the company is doing this because they can by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

    They suspect that they can get away with it. I'm assuming that you've logged a politely worded, reasonable constructive complaint with HR and your management, and that it was ignored or provided with lip service.

    You have two options:
    1. Take a principled stand, and refuse to provide after-hours service unless you are compensated (e.g. free internet, or cellphone, or overtime). The risk here is that you'll be fired...probably for specious reasons unrelated to this issue, supposedly.
    2. You suck it up and take it. There's no honour in losing your job and collecting unemployment. However, if you take this position (which most people would), remember when the economy bounces back that YOU show as much loyalty to the company as THEY showed to you.

    Personally, I'd start looking for work elsewhere now.

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  50. Yeah. Right... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My fellow administrators and I used to have company provided ISDN lines in our homes so that we could respond quickly to issues after hours.

    *AHEM* Not that I'm saying your ISDN line wasn't a good tool to "respond quickly to issues after hours" but...

    In reality, your fellow administrators and your used to have a company-provided ISDN line in our home, pretending to need it to respond quickly to issues after hours, so you could get free internet in reality. Trouble is, your company wisened up to the fact that you shafted them, and decided that a a regular dial-up account, an automated phone call, SMS or Blackberry messages work just as well to "solve issues after hours".

    Been there, done that. The bubble is finished, get over it...

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    1. Re:Yeah. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what appears is that the company will expect him to pay also for alternatives...

      the bubble bursted and all, but I still expect to be paid for my work... start adding the expenses... buy a cell or blackberry, monthly expenses... guess what? you "earned" a salary cut!

    2. Re:Yeah. Right... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      That's why the brass all drive $50k vehicles that the company leases, right? Because they're business only, and they do so much business travel. I call bullshit. When the CEO drops his non-standard benefits package, I'll believe you.

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    3. Re:Yeah. Right... by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      Hahaha

      Most companies/business aren't like that (speaking from personal experience, and current surroundings).

      I would have no problem paying for an employees internet connection.

      But then, it follows the same rules as the office connection.

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    4. Re:Yeah. Right... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Well granted, the position of "Tape Monkey" that you apparently have doesn't generally require you to remote into servers after hours, but those of us doing real networking find remote connections to our server over broadband to be an incredible convenience.

    5. Re:Yeah. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did respond to company issues on the ISDN line they installed, at all hours of the day. When they took ISDN away I put in a DSL connection. When they asked me to be on call one weekend, I submitted cab receipts and a printout of the login time. Why? Because they would not reimburse my coworker for the weekend he was on call and he tried to submit an expense report for time/bandwidth off of his DSL. (the cab receipts were approved even though they cost more than the coworkers expensed DSL)

      I have a personal cell phone and a business cell phone. I'll accept business calls on my personal cell only after I know I'm going to get reimbursed.

      This isn't about giving perks to coworkers. It's about 'the bottom line'. Companies think they can take away what they used to provide and still keep employees.

      And if you do it once, they will think you're going to do it for them again and again. Since I've stood up for myself, I rarely get calls after hours. I'll do the work but I'm going to expense everything. Maybe companies do not realize that I actually have a life outside of work?

      Oh, and we also got comp time from our manager. It was an unofficial policy so when we got a new manager, we lost our comp time. Guess what happened? Productivity went down. Admins willing to work at all hours suddenly couldn't get cell phone reception at home any more. DSL connection was temporarily lost/down. And good admins quit to go and work at other companies.

      How much unrealized profits were lost? Probably not as much as it would have cost to keep things the way they were. Companies have no way of measuring these things other than to compare to other successful companies. If XYZ Corp offers perks and they continually show a profit, is it because of happy employees with perks? Well, I can't say. I'm about to lose my connecti

    6. Re:Yeah. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually in every place I have worked home access
      has resulted in better service for the company.
      Not just for emergency usage but in day to day usage. How can you verfiy this? Take a quick
      look thru old emails messages, home many times
      have you gotten a response from Good ol Geek Joe
      to a random question late at night because he
      checked his email while watching TV? Now how many
      times do you get that from the HR or Finance Dept :)
      How many times has someone who was just logged in from home poking around noticed problem BEFORE it
      went critcal? How many times has someone been
      online reading the cisco or security website and found something useful to work?

      Yes the market has changed and employers now feel
      they have more leverage to push back on employees.
      They will continue to push until they meet
      resistence just like employees made more and more
      outrageous demands when they had the leverage...

    7. Re:Yeah. Right... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      your Sir, obviously have no fucking idea. "decided that a a regular dial-up account, an automated phone call, SMS or Blackberry messages work just as well to "solve issues after hours" have you EVER attempted to use a remote desktop over dialup? this is a common method for solving issues, on windows systems its the ONLY remote method. and should hack your way through the refreshing windows on one terminal, try opening a 2nd and your screwed. i'm also guessing but you know i'm probably right here, that this mans company doesn't feel they need to pay him for call outs. this is disgustingly common and sickens me that your even posting on slashdot. get the fuck out.

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    8. Re:Yeah. Right... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      then you must have some kind of super dialup, or have plenty of time on your hands because theres no way in hell you can open multiple screens over VNC and not be waiting up to 5 seconds per screen. and terminal services completely shits on VNC for speed since it's instructions on drawing the window, not just a compressed image of it like VNC, and i STILL from terminal services un acceptable over dialup. and your missing the point here, it's his private time, why the hell should he be forced to spend more of his personal time working for these pigs because they want to save $20 a month?

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    9. Re:Yeah. Right... by Sanction · · Score: 1

      Well, speaking from the vast majority of my experience, that is fairly normal. The top execs get to expense their dry cleaning, $100 dinners, first class travel, new laptops whenever they see one that makes them jealous, and yes, usually a $30,000 or $40,000 budget to pick a car that the company will lease for them.

      I've only worked for one company where this was not the norm, and it was filled with the most wonderful people I had ever worked with. Unfortunately, they went Microsoft when I was going Unix...

      The rest of the jobs may pay a bit better, but the politics and gutting of the company by management make it most definitely not worth it.

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    10. Re:Yeah. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working at Mc'D's as you obviously do am sure a dialup is fine... Do you want fries with that?

  51. Safe Auto internet by secondsun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Essentially institute a "safe auto" contact policy. You have an answering machine on your home phone number that they can call when they need you. You have, as far as they are concerend, no cellphone, pager, blackberry, or non corporate internet. If they send you an email you will get it when you are at work. I can not think of a single profession where there is a similar situation. Do construction works have a BYOB policy (Bring your own Backhoe)? No then why should 24/7 IT guys (which is what your company wants) have a BYOB (Bring your own broadband) expectation?

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    1. Re:Safe Auto internet by nebaz · · Score: 1

      I can not think of a single profession where there is a similar situation.

      I can think of one. My cousin is a teacher in the inner city. She has to buy pencils and supplies for her students. The budget does not cover these things, and she pays out of pocket. You might say that kids should bring their own things, but what happens if they don't? What do they do, sit around all day doing nothing? These are also special needs students, who come from a poor background. Two strikes right there. I realize that office supply costs may seem trivial, but when you have 300 students, need to get construction paper, glue or crayons, it adds up, especially on a teacher's salary.

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    2. Re:Safe Auto internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look in any help wanted classified section for carpenters -- all of them say "your own tools and transportation required".

    3. Re:Safe Auto internet by argent · · Score: 1

      I can not think of a single profession where there is a similar situation.

      Service jobs where you're expected to buy your own company uniform? Are they telling you that IT is now a McJob?

    4. Re:Safe Auto internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Auto mechanics are expected to provide their own tools.

    5. Re:Safe Auto internet by multimed · · Score: 1

      Of course unlike tech workers who can face major age discrimination problems, just the opposite most teachers eventually get tenure (official or de-facto) and wind up being very well paid with almost perfect job security. Most of the teachers I had in high school are now quite comfortablly retired at 55-60. Not that it's fair to pay them squat and make it so tough early on, but if they put the time in, things certainly seem to balance out pretty nicely.

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    6. Re:Safe Auto internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do construction works have a BYOB policy (Bring your own Backhoe)?

      A lot of them have a BYOT (Tools) policy so that tools won't walk off the job.

    7. Re:Safe Auto internet by JudicatorX · · Score: 1

      I think there's a significant difference between Big Heartless Corporation and Poor Inner-City Schoolchild....

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    8. Re:Safe Auto internet by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yes. Auto mechanics are expected to provide their own tools.

      Only if they own the shop. You can't expect someone to spend $30k on tools when they only make $50k.

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    9. Re:Safe Auto internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Machinists, auto mechanics, and many tradespersons are expected to provide their own tools. BTW many people do bring their own backhoe to work they are called contractors.

    10. Re:Safe Auto internet by SavannahLion · · Score: 1
      I can not think of a single profession where there is a similar situation.

      I can think of several. My brother is a mechanic who works on cars like Porsche, Mercedes, Ferrari, etc. Even from the very beginning of his career, he has always been required to purchase his own tools. This gets really expensive when you have to buy specialty tools that are for a specific make and model of a car.

      A friend of mine is a DJ for a popular local strip club. He's required to have his own music and his own equipment (to jack into the club sound system).

      I think it depends entirely on the relationship between employer and employee. If I went into a company with the understanding that I was going to be hired as an outside contractor, then that makes sense to have your own, "tools." You would take your tools with you when you leave. But if a company hires you as a salaried or hourly employee, then the usual expectation is the company would supply you with what you need to do the job. If the company hires you with the understanding that they would supply you the tools, then suddenly do an about face and say that you must buy/pay for those tools, then something is wrong.

      I agree with the others here, something is wrong with the company. You might want to start looking for another job.

    11. Re:Safe Auto internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some outfits will give their employees an expense account for tools, uniforms, and the like. These accounts are setup with specific vendors such as MAC (the tool truck) and their contract uniform vendor. They will cover so much for tools, and so many uniforms. If you go over that it comes out of your own pocket.

    12. Re:Safe Auto internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do construction works have a BYOB policy (Bring your own Backhoe)?

      Yes, construction workers often bring their own tools. Simply put, this is why construction workers have tool boxes and tool buckets. Developers have enough trouble managing building supplies; developers don't want to manage sets of tools (costing from $40 to $400 for a single task, e.g. setting tile or setting hardwood floors) for multiple specialists that are only required at a site for a day or two at a time. And, yes, some of these tools have to be periodically replaced. But, there are rarely any times that require someone to buy the wood for a house or the tile for a patio.

    13. Re:Safe Auto internet by tarp · · Score: 1

      Wrong. All mechanics own their own tools. Tools are not things like hydraulic lifts, alignment machines, etc. Tools are things like wrenches, sockets, torque wrenches, brake tools, etc.

    14. Re:Safe Auto internet by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      The difference is, this is not required of her and she will not get fired for not providing office supplies.

      This is a very common situation though. Both of my parents are public school teachers and I remember a number of times when my mother, who taught 1st grade at the time, would buy various educational supplements, etc. on her own dime to improve her students' learning experiences.

      I commend you cousin for her dedication. I wish that I could do something more for public teachers everywhere who regularly go out of their way to provide a good education, but get shafted in the respect department.

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    15. Re:Safe Auto internet by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      Actually, teachers are paid squat throughout their careers. Both of my parents are/were (my father just retired) public school teachers. From an education perspective, both of them have the same level of education as I do (Masters degrees). My father was on the job since got his undergraduate degree, so he had been working as a teacher in public schools for 35 years. His wages, upon his retirement, were less than I currently make and I've only been working as a professional since 1998.

      Wages are not the thing that makes teaching hard. It's the lack of respect that the parents and students give them.

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    16. Re:Safe Auto internet by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      Your father would have been making $80k/year in my town. Quit whining.

      If a job does not pay you what you think you are worth, go find another one that does. No one is forcing you to stay poor.

  52. Complete Access... by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

    I wish my company paid for my internet service. However said company is owned by a cheap penny pincher....

    I do have total access to our servers using VNC since no one else in this entire company understands what VNC stands for, let alone does. Just my personal experience...

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  53. Been there, done that... by Gildogg · · Score: 0

    I was in the same situation about 3 years ago...and I worked for an ISP at the time.

    They provided free dial-up accounts to all employees but that's it. As an administrator I required a little more than a dial-up.

    The way I dealt with it is whenever we had a problem that I had to remote in for I would use the free dial-up account. When the owner asked why it took so long to resolve the problem I'd let him know that it could have been resolved a lot quicker with a higher speed connection, but I would not use my personal cable connection for work unless they paid for it. I even offered to bill them for the time I used my own resources for work.

    After about 2 months and hundreds of angry customers (companies and home users) I got a free high speed account, a pager, and a cell phone.

    Either don't use your personal resources or bill your employer for time using those personal resources for work.

  54. Some the company should pay for by grunt107 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Blackberry device and pagers should definitely be company paid. You should have a phone yourself, and some internet access, so they would normally be personal expenses. All connectvity software (VPN, etc.) that the company would require for remote connection should also be the corporate $. If a CIO was trying to wring this amount of savings it would signal to me that the end was near, and I would look to jump ship.

  55. (C)hief (I)diot (O)n-Duty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a CIO and common decency wouldn't allow me to suggest such measures much less implement them!

  56. company pays the whole gamut for me by nomad63 · · Score: 1

    Company provides laptop
    Company provides 2 way alphanumeric pager
    Company reimburses for Cable modem
    Company reimburses for Cell Phone upto $50/mo

    It looks like the CIO in the original message, dumping everything on the shoulders of the employees cost-wise is a pretty short sighted and wsounds like he/she won't last any longer than his/her sight.

    Yes the IT personnel should be dedicated but in the face of contracting rate cuts, salary reductions and layoffs we suffered, if they expect me to foot the bill for things that that may end up as a responsibility to me (think about 2 year cell phone contracts) should I get laid off, does not make much sense.

    As the wisemen at one time said, you harvest what you sow earlier. If they do not provide facilities for support they have to suffice with longer response times.

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  57. Non-reimbursement is insulting and quasi-illegal by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I personally find non-reimbursement incredibly insulting, but let's not forget that the employer must be aware that these are deductible business expenses. At the very least, they should be willing to accept that they are getting the money back from your business expenses. There's nothing worse than an employer telling you to get certified or to fly to see client xyz but refusing to pay for the flight or training. I have had to contend with that on a number of occasions, and it's only with small companies. Any fortune .5k company will not only reimburse you, but force you to use the process. They don't want any audit screwing up their investors' opinions!

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  58. ISDN is better for the company by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Broadband usually has lousy SLAs (97% availability and things like that). For remote maintainance of decent systems, ISDN is a much better choice.

    1. Re:ISDN is better for the company by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      ISDN with an SLA? Gimme a break. The tech is somewhat more reliable, but you can get SLA'd DSL at least.

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  59. Why not? by numakris · · Score: 1, Funny

    I pay for my own broadband, cell phone, home phone, and laptop. Guess what, EACH one of those I use as a resource in making my life/work better. Clients can't get through on the business line, they nextel me, GREAT. Good, I wish EVERY employee here was as dedicated, we would get more done. All that matters is GETTING THE JOB DONe, who gives a shit who pays for the cell phone, it's only $50 a month, and my pay is a shit ton more than that. My car, yep, if for whatever reason some other employee, or a boss needed one of my 3 cars, go for it. That's why we make THE BIG BUCKS, because it's WHATEVER IT TAKES.

  60. My experience: by gik · · Score: 2, Funny

    My. Company. Doesn't. Pay. For. Shit.
    Never have.
    Never will.

    Boss: "Help! Our App just crashed!"
    Me: "Will you bill my toilet paper usage?"
    Boss: "Umm... no... why?"
    Me: "Because seeing as how I'M ON THE SHITTER AND YOU DON'T HAVE A DR PLAN, I can't help
    you at the moment"
    Boss: "...But..."
    Me: [Click]

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    1. Re:My experience: by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      I call BS...

      You forgot the end of your story:

      You, answering the phone again: hmm, yeah?

      Boss: I want you to meet your new colleague Ravi Mahatishnu on Monday. I just hired him to *cough* assist you in your work. Will you start training him rightaway please? thanks a lot. *CLICK*

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  61. Not on my dime by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    The company does not get to use my private resources. You want to reach me after hours then you better recompense me and provide for the cell phone. If you want me to connect to servers at work, either pay for the faster connection or be limited by the bandwith I choose to pay for. ( And if the company pulled this on me after paying for bandwith, I would throttle my connection to a 28.8 regardless of what I might have.)

    Fortunately my company has not got that cheap yet.

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  62. Try and get a Dime out of my CheapAss Boss by wifitek · · Score: 0

    My Boss is a Cheap Fuk, There I said it!

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  63. They should pay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they want that kind of response from you, then they should pay for it. I have separate cell phones, one for personal and one for business. I have two broadband networks at the house, DSL for personal use and Cable Modem for work. I have two toilets, one for personal use and one for work.. :)

  64. all paid for by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


    I work from home, work pays for :
    {
    home telephone
    dsl
    cabletv
    } > all on one package

    plus my mobile telephone

    seeing as these things would be provided if my office were in the same building, it is to be expected that they cough up

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  65. "Other duties as required" by Grrr · · Score: 1

    My employer pays for a dedicated ISDN line for some employees (and checks the logs scrupulously for banned, non-work related use).

    Since they're already excruciatingly strict about OT, most of my unit could have no better inducement to turn their pagers off and refuse to answer their cell phones altogether, than some nimrod trying to charge us for being contacted off-hours about work stuff. We're not salaried or contracted, 24/7 coverage was not a condition of employment when we were hired - and it's annoying enough to do things on our own time without getting anything for it. Having to pay for our "leashes" would be near to the last straw.

    <grrr>

  66. Work-related only by Jim+Hall · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers.

    Where I work (a university) the attitude is that if it's work related then work should pay for it. That applies immediately to pagers and cell phones that are distributed to staff. If you already have a cell phone and don't want to carry around another phone, the university will pay for any overage charges that are work related (downside: you probably had work calls in there that brought you over the limit, but you still pay for personal calls in your overage - alternative is to carry a second phone that work pays for.)

    This was also extended to in-home broadband access to those who could justify it. For example, if you are a systems administrator and you need to be able to respond to down systems during off-hours (i.e. you carry a pager or cell phone) or if you are a DBA who needs to respond to database problems, work will pay for broadband access. People like the financial support staff, most of the developers, and the web designers are not able to justify home internet access, since they don't need to respond to system problems. (Note I said "most of the developers".)

    You have to re-apply every year, and your supervisor and the CIO need to sign off on it. You need to submit your bills monthly, and it only covers broadband internet. For example, if you have cable TV + internet, you only get reimbursed for the internet service. It's a fair system.

  67. paying = you get first dibs by cecille · · Score: 1

    Hey, if you're paying for it, that means that you and your fam get first dibs on the internet. If they're paying for it, it kinda means you have to use it for work. Now, it's your and you you're letting work have the privilige of accessing you after hours.
    It still really sucks though 'cause really, you'll probably end up using it just as much for work anyway.

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  68. Some Pay Some don't...but you still get paid by virgil2795 · · Score: 1

    I worked at 4 IT jobs over the last eight years before my latest 'big corporate job' that required after hours support. They all paid for my DSL/internet access. In my latest role I work many a night and many a weekend, and now as a manager, so does my staff. We have not been reimbursed for Broadband since I started here almost three years ago, but we are expected to always be on call. Our phones and pagers are paid for, but not the broadband. Most of us feel happy to have a job that pays well(we may be just lucky to be paid well, I know others aren't). If you don't have financial reasons to keep your job, or you think you can easily pick a new job for equal pay, I would fight it. If you are happy with other aspects of your job, and are willing to suck up the cost, then just deal with it. Money is an evil, but a necessary one.

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  69. Expense it yourself... by cybrthng · · Score: 2, Informative

    Last time i checked the IRS 1040 forms had a section specifically to un reimbursed work related expenses.

    Sure, its only a tax break but what the hey. Electronic leases suck anyway. Sounds like your employeer is a real dweeb anyhow

  70. Easy for you to say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really easy to say this while working. If you ever loose your job and out of work for 1/2 to a 2/2 part of a year; i bet that the cost of a cell phone or even broadband connection won't stop you from having a job. I see a lot of people that get arrogant and say that wont do this and have never been out of work in the 99 years they have worked; you have to remember that competition gets younger each year and the younger ones are hungrier than you. Eventually, you'll be out of a job if you don't support as much as your replacement does.

  71. No broadband, no cell phone, no working from home by tuomasr · · Score: 1

    I had company-sponsored broadband for two yearrs, along with a cell phone and a cell phone bill being paid for the company. I don't anymore and I'm very happy. Having a company-paid broadband line or a cell phone makes it easier for the company to require you to do tidbits of work during your free time.

    With no company phone or 'net access it needs to be something major for me to even respond to a request. Previously with a company phone I've had people call me at 1) 7AM 2) Sunday's at 10PM... and I'm a software developer, not tech support.

  72. Update those Resumes by Kefaa · · Score: 1

    It sounds like your CIO thinks the economy is going to continue to tank. Or worse, is letting you know the company is in such financial straights that $500 month can make or break it.

    Update your resume, start looking and when you start getting offers, you can decide if he is right. My bet is you will be wishing him a fond farewell. If you can find an opportunity as a group so much the better.

    The ploy of administering guilt to ensure you "join the team" is just another emotional play. It begs the question, why won't he take a $500/month pay cut to keep the troops happy?

    Move on soldier business is business.

  73. No soup for you! by unclejeb · · Score: 1

    Well, where I work the management attitude got more like what the poster decsribes during the last couple of years of downsizing. We stopped receiving on-call pay for after hours support but were expected to be available, sober and within two hours reach of the facility of course (if we wanted to keep our jobs). Luckily we don't have to pay for the cell phones/pagers we use but never say never.
    In staying on topic we do not get reimbursed for broadband connections that we use from home to do work as the company views this as a convenience for us. I'm torn on that because I don't know that the company should be paying for my personal line but on the other hand what is convenient for me is also convenient for the firm since I can turn something around in minutes from home rather than driving all the way in which reduces downtime considerably.

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  74. My company pays for broadband for all, by ranger714 · · Score: 1
    provided you're full-time and a permanant (not temp) employee.

    It's quite a nice perk, and they explained that as they are a broadband equipment/services-related company, they felt that all employees should have broadband access in order to take advantage of the company's equipment (a home/small office gateway router).

    I have both cable and DSL paid for, as i do testing of equipment on both from home, so it's even better. DSL at 1.5meg down/1meg up and cable at 4meg down/384k up.

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  75. Ask for a raise. by Sebby · · Score: 1
    If such 'dedication' is not part of your contract, you shouldn't have to incur the cost for providing the 'dedication' your boss expects.

    I'll leave it up to you to decide to take the hit or not should they decline the raise

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  76. Some do, some don't by Procrastin8er · · Score: 1

    My current employer pays for my broadband at home, after hours support is a job requirement. My last employer would not, but still required after hours support. (That's one reason they are no longer my "current" employer.) I think anyone who needs to do regular after hours support should have their home service covered by their employer.

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  77. Halliburton pays for broadband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite being the most despised current corporation. People can choose DSL or cable depending on what works best where they live.

  78. Broadband is one thing.... by duckyd · · Score: 1

    Broadband is one thing, but cell phones (for work use), pages, and blackberries are another. I work from home, so have a strong argument to be able to expense my broadband connection, however I don't expect to be able to because I would have it anyways. However, my cell phone is provided and I would fight tooth and nail if it were not. Do they expect that you'd pay for work related text messages from servers/services that need attention? That seems outlandish. In the case of broadband, you'd probably already have it, and it's not metered, so it is irrelevant how much traffic is work / personal related. However it is not reasonable to expect you to provide things like a pager for work emergencies yourself.

  79. In a word: Morans by 44BSD · · Score: 1

    I question the business acumen of any executive who simultaneously pisses off an employee, and decides to extend the company perimeter into that employee's home LAN, over which he has absolutely no influence or control.

    Why do they want the employees to be "dedicated" enough to pay for something the firm itself doesn't view as important enough to spend money on.

    1. Re:In a word: Morans by compactable · · Score: 1

      Here's a better word: Morons (-; Apart from that, I agree with the sentiment...

    2. Re:In a word: Morans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, then, so are you...

  80. Cell Phone Forced Upon Me by senocular · · Score: 0

    My work forced me to get a cell phone. Now ANYone can reach me at ANYtime. OH THE HUMANITY!

  81. Company dime by smashin234 · · Score: 1
    If your company forces you to sign a contract, you are obligated to either sign it and sign away your rights, or to not work for them.

    Now if your contract doesn't stipulate that you must pay for internet access, cell phones, etc., its your choice.(but it could cost you your job.) If they want to fire you, they will find a a way.

    The other option is to pull an office space. That is, turn off your phones, internet, etc. and just ignore the outside world during your supposed time off. But like I said before, same thing applies about maybe losing your job.

    Of course, nowadays, companies are crunching dollars by forcing mandatory overtime, less vacation time, etc. My uncle recently lost 2 weeks of vacation time just because the company decided that after 20 years of service, that someone doesn't need 6 weeks, that four is enough. Seems like a similar issue to me.

  82. None of their business by DeadBugs · · Score: 1

    If they stop paying for your broadband, then it's none of their business whether you have broadband available for work use or not.

    You can tell them how happy you are living off the grid and checking your email at the library. If they need to get a hold of you after hours they can send a bike messenger. Besides you sold your home computer to buy food.

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  83. This could be OK by jdehnert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The broadband piece may be because most people don't just use it for work, but for their own use as well, and there is no reason work should pay for that.

    Having an on-call pager or cell phone is not an unreasonable way to go. I have used worked that out with my staffs in the past and it works pretty well. If you aren't on-call you never get the call because some manager HAS to use the printer right outside his/her cube, and not the one 10 feet further down the hall.

    Ride it out, but make it clear (if this is really the case) that you don't have room in your personal budget for high speed internet access, and that if you get the call it will take you X minutes to get into work.

    Personally I don't take work calls on my personal cell (sometimes my wife takes it, or my kids) so it's not a reliable way to contact me. I do have a company provided pager.

    YMMV

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  84. Update your resume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My feeling is that when your company begins saving pennies like that it's time to start looking for a new job.

    Either the company is running out of money and wont survive long. Or, new management doesn't understand that employee morale is worth much more than a few bucks they save.

  85. Throw the argument around to them by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I came from Sprint, where they provided ISDN lines. I did end up telling them to turn it off, and used my own cable to VPN in. However, it was my choice. I had co-workers that expensed it, and that worked great for everyone.

    But getting to my Subject Line - Throw this at the VP (or whomever)... How can you ever expect to have an accurate Income / Expense sheet when you are shifting business costs to the workers? You're actually doing a disservice to the shareholders, because they're going to look at the bottom line. They will see smaller (or marginally decreasing) expenses related to reoccurring expenses, and think management is getting more effcient. This works great until the expenses get uncovered somehow (people quit, get a union involved, contact congressional representatives who then ask questions, etc).

    To be very frank, bosses like this bury a company. It shows leadership is willing to be unethical to increase margins. As a MBA with 10+ years of network & telecom and military leadership training, I'd say the ship is sinking and it's time for you to get out.

    1. Re:Throw the argument around to them by morzel · · Score: 1
      Throw this at the VP (or whomever)
      Going over the head of the new manager will make him mark you up as target number one whenever he needs downsizing.
      The only thing you have to do at this time is to make it clear to your CIO that you consider this a problem via mail (ie: create a paper trail), and that your personal budget does not allow this. Whenever something happens that you cannot respond to properly, refer to your mails about this.

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  86. My company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...offers to contribute $50/month toward employees' broadband internet costs.

    This is fantastic, because it lets me get a really primo package from Speakeasy for effectively just a few bucks more than I was paying for my crappy Comcast (you're not allowed to do that with your connection) cable modem "service."

  87. Business must pay for vital business expenses. by jim_deane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If work does not pay for it, and I do (i.e. it isn't a free service), then work does not get to benefit from it for vital job-related functions. Incidentals, such as driving to/from work or calling in sick with my phone, don't apply to this rule.

    You don't get to call my cell phone for regular work-related business unless you pay for it. You don't get to use my car unless you pay for it. You don't get to host dinner parties in my house unless you pay for it. And you don't get to benefit from me having broadband access unless you pay for it.

    The only other option is that work documents that they require me to have such-and-such (broadband, cell phone, whatever) and then I write it off on taxes. I will also look at these work expenses I have been asked to pick up, and be thinking of those when salary negotiations come up the following year.

    Jim

    1. Re:Business must pay for vital business expenses. by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      If you have to make 10% overtime and they don't want to compensate, make sure you get a 10% raise :)

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      Privacy is terrorism.
    2. Re:Business must pay for vital business expenses. by ediron2 · · Score: 1
      I will also look at these work expenses I have been asked to pick up, and be thinking of those when salary negotiations come up the following year.
      Exactly. As long as I am making more than the industry standard, and am happy with the projects, the bennies and bonuses, I will *frugally* allow their (ab)use of my personal time and equipment. But I mentally keep budget and push for a corresponding perk or raise regularly. Oh, and I *never never* complain or itemize the list. In their eyes, cheery, hardworking and expensive is a better employee than cheap and bitchy. And I don't blame 'em for feeling that way.
  88. Make them pay by drteknikal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you are required to use it for work, it's a business expense that should be paid by your employer. If they won't pay, you may be able to deduct some of these expenses as unreimbursed business expenses at tax time. IANAL. IANATA. YMMV.

    In my previous job, I finally started refusing to pay for things that the company required me to have to do my job. You want me to have a pager, provide it. You want me to have a cell phone, provide it. You want me to have a home computer, provide it. You want me to have an Internet connection, provide it. My boss had a breakdown, and his boss was livid, but Human Resources came to my rescue and told them bluntly they had to pay for what I needed to do my job, and that I couldn't be disciplined for refusing to subsidize my employer.

    If you love your job, talk to your personnel department and see if someone can talk sense into your bosses. Otherwise, I'd look for a job where they treat you fairly.

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    1. Re:Make them pay by tsotha · · Score: 1

      "Previous job", eh?

  89. Not on Expenses by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    I work for a pretty large company that has offices all over the place, so e-commerce is a pretty big thing. Many sometimes work from home, but when they do it's frequently on dial up. I guess dispite its size the compnay is not going to subsidise people downloading 1000s of mp3s and DivX movies. Some use ISDN but very few have broadband. I think the ridiculous 4GB per month download limit may have something to do with it.

    Happily they use company laptops and not home computers to log on. Imagine the malware if they didn't.

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    May the Maths Be with you!
  90. My company pays for my DSL connection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but that's because I pick up voice mail over the weekend and have to enter them into our system. It's a nice thing to have outside of work though.

  91. What next? by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

    using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen.

    Your boss:
    "No lights, heat, water, toilet paper for you - if you were dedicated you would provide them yourself. That computer on your desk - well, it isn't there anymore so you'd better go out and buy yourself another one.

    Oh and furthermore, from now on you have to pay for your own broadband at work too, but of course the dedicated won't mind that."

    When it comes to a breakfast of eggs and bacon, the chicken is committed, but the pig is dedicated. It sounds like your boss is considering you to be the latter.

    1. Re:What next? by mattsouthworth · · Score: 1

      Ya know, carrying a bumwad into the restroom with you at the office might be a nice way to get the point across.

  92. Privileges hard to take away w/o pissing off folks by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    If it's anything they require that you have it, then I'd say they should pay for it.

    Regarding the cell phone, I pay for my own and bill them on my expense account for a prorated part of the minutes that represent business use. I'd have the cell phone anyway. They do supply a pager at their cost.

    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain

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    "Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest." - Mark Twain
  93. Liability -- by Bookwyrm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You might want to double check on liability issues. Depending on the exact nature of the business involved, there could be legal issues.

    (I.e. if the work involves things like medical or other private information, working on/transmitting those over 'personal' equipment or an ad-hoc telecommuting arrangement may be a legal no-no.)

  94. Taxes by mls · · Score: 1

    I am not a tax lawyer...
    However, I think you could write it off as unexpensed business expense -- like auto milage.

    But the kicker is that you would need to have enough of these types of expenses to pass the 2% minimum in orger to receive the deduction. Meaning, the sum of all of these types of expenses needs to be greater than 2% of your taxable income.

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    -mls
  95. Well, everybody else has said it already by hattig · · Score: 1

    For things like pagers, blackberries and mobile phones, if the company wants you to have them so that you can be on call, then they can damn well provide them and pay for them. Especially the pager.

    If you can fix the problem at home over your broadband, then fine - consider it money saved on fuel getting to the workplace, and time as well (if you get mileage back for out-of-hours calls). If that means upgrading your broadband to a business package, then the company should pay the extra, but otherwise for home broadband that most IT people have these days, I suppose you have to accept that it is something that is now taken for granted, whilst back in the days it wouldn't be.

    Yeah, you are losing a benefit, but only because times change.

  96. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd politely inform the company that "due to the companies inability to cover a $40/month ongoing support/maintenance cost - I was unable to respond to said problem this morning until I reported for work." Sheesh! I mean does it really saving the company money when xyz mission critical application built on a platform costing $$$ of dollars goes down but no one is there to respond?
    I believe it is the customer that suffers by this. I negotiated paid Internet Access as a condition of my employment. It only makes cents (bad pun, I know) for a company to provide Internet Access to their support staff. Take care of the people who take care of you otherwise karma becomes a boomerang.

  97. Intern by karniv0re · · Score: 1

    I'm an intern at my company. But I hardly intern. I'm the only IT/Sys Admin here. Everything has been outsourced to other companies until now. Get the hint that they're cheap? I don't even get a cubicle. I get the end of a desk by the secratary. Now how the hell am I supposed surf porn like this?

  98. Renegotiation by debozero · · Score: 1

    A few of my IT buddies went through a similar situation and explained to the CEO they could not afford the extra cost they would incur when they became responsible for home broadband access and company equipment and requested a salary adjustment to compensate them for the extra money they would be spending. After several meetings with the new CEO they got a salary increase and some extra time offer for their trouble.

  99. Yes by pkx · · Score: 1

    At my employer, the option of expensing cell phones & broadband is up to each manager's discretion. In my department, if you are willing to put your cell phone into the corporate directory, they will pay for the service (within reason, of course). I telecommute on Fridays and therefore my manager allows me to expense my broadband. I also have a router providing hardware VPN and an IP phone at home.

  100. Build In the Cost by bubba_ry · · Score: 1

    If you work for a company that sells some sort of product/service/hosting, then the cost of your cell/pager/Internet connection should be built in to the cost of doing business (i.e. charged to the customer).

    If more companies do this, neither you, nor the boss will feel that money (yours or theirs) is wasted.

  101. Re:Slackers. by duckyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your attitude is awful. I will never work for someone who thinks the way you do. Even if someone is posting from work right now, it doesn't neccessarily make them less productive. Breaks are neccessary here and there to clear your head and allow you to be productive. You cannot require someone to have internet access (or in particular, fast internet access) in order to be able to work additional hours. How does it show distain for the company if they don't have internet access or a cell phone? Having a life outside your job is not distain for the company, it's healthy.

  102. pagers, cell... by br00tus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If my company didn't buy me a pager or cell phone I wouldn't carry one. I once worked at a company that wanted my credit card number for the cell phone. I told them I didn't have a credit card, which was true. They got one for me anyhow.

    There is a collective struggle between workers and owners (and their proxies, bosses). This series of events shows the subjective weakening power of the workers side here. They want you to pay for the privilege of being a 24/7 on-call wage slave. There's not much you can do as an individual, although if your company gets worse than industry average you can split.

    What you can do is band together with other IT workers and educate and organize. You may remember recently there was a desire to retract the FLSA laws from even moe people. Most IT people legally have no right to overtime anyhow, despite the 19th century battles for an eight hour day. In fact, your time is now around-the-clock, and at your expense. Communicating and organizing with organizations like TechsUnite, the Programmers Guild, Washtech and whatnot will keep you appraised of these things. The ITAA, the IT owners lobbying group, has been lobbying in Washington DC for years, and was flooding newspapers with stories of IT labor shortages in the late 1990s. This has been a common industry tactic - industries used to flood newspapers with stories of labor shortages in the early 20th century, which newspapers like the Industrial Worker used to mock.

    The two big factors in the struggle are hours worked and pay per hour. Employers always are trying to expand hours worked, workers if they have any power are trying to reduce the number of required hours. In terms of pay per hour, the fight is over how much of the wealth you create, and workers create all the wealth, goes to you in wages, and what percentage goes to the owner in profit.

    Something people say is companies are getting tighter due to the economy, as if political economy was something completely alien from people like the weather. On the contrary, employers felt their expected rate of profit was falling in 2000 so they stopped capital spending, thereby creating unemployment, which drives down wages. They do this until their expected profit rate comes into their expectation range again.

    1. Re:pagers, cell... by FarmerGeoff · · Score: 1

      Wage slaves, eh? Forgetaboutit. You want a union? Like the grocery workers that get ten bucks an hour while their union president makes $500K? We all have the right to give the employer the finger, and I think that the consensus here is that that is the appropriate response.

    2. Re:pagers, cell... by Russian+Voyeur · · Score: 1

      Broadband now is very cheap, so why not? We enjoy it.

    3. Re:pagers, cell... by curel1 · · Score: 1

      I am a woman in the IT field and average 60 hours a week and work most weekends and holidays unpaid. I finally approached management after 1 1/2 years asking for something back and I got the look of death. They gave me the pitch, if we give you comp time, then we have to offer it to everyone. I just replied. Not everyone works like I do. They went down the line of you make more money than the admins therefore you should work more hours. Is it my fault they pay me well. Why can't I take a day off without using vacation if I worked an entire weekend on hardware upgrade or endless hours at night getting a server up. My company treats me hourly but I am salary and they don't offer any rewards in exchange. I am rethinking my job.

  103. My Experience by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

    I have to pay for my connection my self, as well as any and all technological items that may be needed for my job as a programmer. I have my own laptop I take to work to work off of. The only thing that is paid for by the company is my cell minutes used when talking with people off-site.

  104. Better watch out by nizo · · Score: 1
    The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers.

    The next thing you know, you will have to pay for your own shackles used to keep you near your desk during working hours. In fact, pretty soon you may need to bring in your own desk and chair too. On the bright side, if they make you pay for your own pager you can just not buy one and tell them the only service you can afford doesn't work near your house.

  105. congratulations! you just got off-hours back ! by swschrad · · Score: 1

    yes, you now can feel free to have a life when you get off work each night! if manglement does not give you tools to respond to off-hours issues, and does not reimburse for same, fsck 'em. phone rings, thank them for the notification, and assure them they can solve the problem before you get back in the morning.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  106. Stop being their bitch and grow some balls by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Employment is a equitable business arrangement, not a marriage. You're not their bitch.

    Tell them that if they want you to work outside of normal hours they should pay you overtime and give you the tools to do it.

    You shouldn't have to subsidise your employer out of your own wallet, or give them more of your time than they are paying you for.

  107. I do, I do by jmbauer · · Score: 1
    I just started a new web gig two months ago. My company lets IT staff expense broadband (wireless, for those of us who have laptops).

    They also have a group plan with Sprint PCS that includes unlimited text messages. But the included phone wasn't nearly as nice as my current one (and I don't get messaged nearly as often as the Help Desk/server guys anyway), so I'm just expensing the equivalent amount from my own plan.

    That's a supremely silly argument the CIO's using. Not wishing to pay for the company's out-of-office access to you suddenly makes you not dedicated?!? Perhaps it means the CIO's not dedicated to the access needed by the company's customers ...

  108. something good by timts · · Score: 1

    my company pays for broadband and I havenot bee contact off work hour, yet. :D

  109. Are you un-american or what? by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 1

    Does your CEO need a new boat, you should be willing to take a 20% salary reduction. So what if you have 6 kids to feed, you have a job and your superior needs a new boat on which entertain others members of the ruling class. You will just have to eat a bit more mac&cheese and raman noodles for the next several years until the CEO sees fit to bump your salary up a few fractions of a percent.

    You should be willing to do anything for the corporate bottom line. Anything...

  110. Mechanix by poptones · · Score: 1
    If you go to work in an auto shop, they don't stick you in a bay with a fully loaded toolbox - you bring it when you hire in, you buy shit you want or need to do your job from the snap-on man, you deduct what you can from your taxes, and when you leave you load your shit up and go.

    I don't see anything wrong with a business having certain expectations. Most all expect you to get to work on time and they don't care if you have a car, but they at least expect you to have reliable transport.

    If you are an IT guy, a broadband connection from your home can give you "reliable transport" without requiring you pile into your clothes and drive to the office at 3AM every time some little something pops into your obsessive CEO's IT-ignorant brain.

    If you don't want a blackberry, don't pay for one. I never would carry a pager (again) for any amount of money, and I make that clear from the get-go. I don't even carry a cellphone - if someone wants me they can try to call the landline or they can leave an email. If this isn't a big enough toolbox for them, then it's time to talk about mo money... simple as that.

    1. Re:Mechanix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree.

      I work, I get paid, my tools are my own. That stack of technical books behind me goes where I go. This (linux) laptop on the desk, and the two other linux laptops in the bag (my portable lab) are mine, and go where I go. Both phones on the desk are MINE.

      I am a redneck, I show up to work with the tools I need to get the job done. I'd be ashamed to be any other way.

      Broadband at the house? Yeah, and I sharpen my blades in my own shop, I clean my own guns, and I hone my own skills on my own time.

      If I can ssh into work and get something done that keeps me from going in, great. That's a bonus.

      I am a System Administrator, the modern equivalent to the blacksmith.

      The only thing I get from my employer is a paycheck, and it's a completely fair one. I know it is because I negotiated for it, and agreed to it.

      I am my own person.

    2. Re:Mechanix by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      I am a System Administrator, the modern equivalent to the blacksmith.
      Wrong. We system administrators are the modern Electronic Janitors. Our job is to electronically clean up after the same people who can't piss in a straight line, and soak the wall and floor surrounding the toilet.
  111. send your CIO a link to this posting by Teddy+Caddy · · Score: 1

    Tell your CIO that we all think he is wrong.

  112. makes some sick sense by sckeener · · Score: 1

    Corporate knows its IT staff will want broadband for themselves. Why pay for it?

    Where is it going to stop? Where the employee wants it to stop.

    My company isn't paying for my home phone, but it could be used for similar contact after hours uses.

    (as a lawful evil player) I think companies should go the opposite direction. Give everyone broadband connections, enforce VPN connections to the company intranet, force VoIP, and force anything else you can to control your employees.
    Monitor everything. Data mine it all.

    then sit back and pull the strings.

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    "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
  113. fix stuff at the office. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can imagine a single pager/cell phone/blackberry being an appropriate business expense. If the company wants to contact you after hours, they should provide a way to do it.

    Internet access is another story. You could always go to the office. I mean, it sucks, but if 24/7 maintenance really is your job, then you have to do it. Just be sure to let them know that your response time may go down since you'll have to start driving to the office to fix things.

  114. Thats just wrong by baadfood · · Score: 1

    Unless this is the sort of business where you have actual owning shared its completely wrong to put up with this sort of crap. Small startup companies where you have a good personal relationship with the owner, sure, use your own stuff. In a corporate enviroment, no way: - if its used for work, the company pays.

  115. Sounds like a $4,200 pay cut to me by MobileDude · · Score: 1

    Broadband - $50 - 100 per month
    Cell phone - $50 - 200 per month
    Blackberry - no clue so I'll say $50 per month
    Pagers - do people still use those things?

    Short end is $1,800/year to a possible max of $4,200/year. (Sure you could claim it on your taxes and only be out ~ $1,200-2,800 like that is supposed to make it any better.)

    Smile while you are at work and get that resume in circulation. I'd quit on this issue alone because it looks to me that it's just the beginning....

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    1. Re:Sounds like a $4,200 pay cut to me by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      Blackberry - no clue so I'll say $50 per month
      My company Blackberry, before I dumped it in favor of a cell phone with text messaging, was running at $140/month.
  116. Yes... to a limit by skiflyer · · Score: 1

    My company reimburses up to $40 a month for internet connectivity if you "qualify". Qualifying means you and your manager say you have a legimate need to work from home on occasion.... staying qualified means you actually connect from home at least 3 times a month (loosely enforced from what I can tell).

    Odds are everyone here would pay for their own anyway, but it's a nice $500 a year raise for most people, which really doesn't hurt the company and fosters plenty of good will.

    Of course, I have a company that very much has the attitude of make the employees happy... because then they do good work. I'm relatively new to the work force, but from everything I can see (and everything I can compare with friends at other companies) it's a very good philosophy.

  117. No pager No contact by torchta · · Score: 0

    sounds like they would not be getting ahold of me after hours. No pager No contact after hours. Sorry. We get 1/2 Internet for high speed up to $25.00 and also a pager or Cell phone up to $50.00

  118. It all depends... by TheBigBezona · · Score: 1
    I think it depends on the situation. If they expect you to be on call, they should supply a pager. If they have an expectation of a certain level of response time (i.e., less than the time it would take you to get into the office), and/or expect your after-hours issues will be frequent, they should supply the means for you to connect remotely.

    If you realistically only get called once in a blue moon, providing a full-time broadband connection is overkill, and I think they have a point. I don't think it's reasonable to expect a company to pay for everything that might conceivably be used for work, when it's something you likely would already pay for, and will likely use predominantly for personal use.

    With the company I work for, it's a judgement call by the manager - direct work-related expenses are reimbursible (i.e. work related cell phone calls). They will only pay for the phone itself, or the monthly fee if you are in a position where you need to use the cell phone day to day to do the job, such as sales folk.

    In my case, I telecommute full time, so they pay for a telephone line, my DSL connection, and misc office equipment and supplies. They don't pay for my cell phone (except work-related call charges), but it is a tiny minority of my usage.

    The only problem I see in the scenario as it's laid out is that it was a blanket decision by upper management, rather than giving lower level managers the ability to decide what is appropriate for an individual situation.

  119. Which is it? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is the company in dire trouble now (that being the reason for the cutbacks), or are they going to be in dire trouble soon because of such cutbacks?

    It's almost certainly one or the other. If the company is hurting, an dthis is a part of across-the-board, temporary cost-cutting measures, they should say so, and you can decide how to react.

    Otherwise, there's a clueless twit loose, and s/he needs to be dealt with, or your group (if not the company) is dead, dead, dead unless something changes.

    As for the details in the meantime, I agree with the "Easy one" poster. It woiuld be one thing if you'd hired in under those terms. But just yanking them because the new guy has his own definition of reality? Maybe you should explain that a real CIO provides his people with the best tools for their job.

  120. My experience by Ghost-in-the-shell · · Score: 1


    My previous position with Nortel Networks required that at least one person in our group be on call 24/7. To that end a pager was rotated through the members of the group on a weekly basis. Internet access from home, while not a requirement, was suggested. Now while I never expensed that service back - I would have purchased it regardless and as such did not want to take advantage of the company - I was provided with a company paid for cell phone, and extra "Pager Pay" while on call. This was standard practice under my Director and of the several groups under his command.

    I also remember members of my group getting laptops instead of desktops if they did not own a computer at home.

    I would find it de-motivating for an employer to request I provide my own cell, pager and/or Internet access to do a job they hired me to do. It is assumed in most offices that an employer will give you the tools to perform the job required of you, at least in my 6 years young career.

    My point being that any company that requires you to perform a duty for them, should at least cover expenses that the employee may incur during the execution of those duties.

    Such my experience: Pager, Cell phone, and (if I wanted) Internet access was covered. I.E. the tools needed to perform the job I was hired to do.

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  121. Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Plumbers, carpenters, mechanics, or pretty much any tradesman, are expected to have their own tools.

    Hell, McDonalds' employees pay for their uniforms.

    Is it really that unreasonable to expect computer professionals to have a computer and internet access?

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    1. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by hattig · · Score: 1

      They are also mostly self-employed! Big difference.

      Now McDonald's is just a cunt of a company. Maybe making people pay for their uniform will make them stay a little longer than otherwise.

      A business should get the tools for the employee that the employee needs to do the job well. If I'm driving and selling stuff, I would get a car. If only because I would otherwise turn up in a beaten old car that gets me from A to B and is cheap to run, but otherwise wouldn't give a good impression.

    2. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? Unless they're self-employed, plumbers and mechanics will use their employer's tools. I'd guess this would be especially true in sue-happy USA where the employer doesn't want the customer to sue them for some reason and the insurer to weasel out because the employee used a defective personal tool on the job.

    3. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

      Under California law, any job which requires a uniform, be it tradesman or "McDonald's" employee, must provide that uniform to the employee without charge and maintain that uniform. Period.

      It may work differently elsewhere.

      Also, per your example, plumbers, carpenters, etc. are not salaried. Frankly, if they don't feel like working any more that day, they can just leave. The IT professional, being salaried, does not have that option.

      Obligations must work both ways. If I'm on call, you will provide the means for me to be called and means for me to do the work in a convenient and timely way.

      Otherwise, I'll just go work for someone else. Plenty of IT jobs out there. Plenty of good employers. Why reward the bad ones with your talent and money?

      --
      Boycott everything - they're all trying to fuck you one way or another
    4. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by Maxwell · · Score: 1
      Plumbers, carpenters, mechanics, or pretty much any tradesman, are expected to have their own tools.

      Do you provide your own PC when you are at work?

      ...and they expect to get paid when they use them, if you can find a 24hr plumber, expect to pay dearly for it.


      Hell, McDonalds' employees pay for their uniforms. And they are on call 24hrs a day? Do they have a deep fryer and a register at home, just in case something goes wrong with the ones at the restuarant?


      Is it really that unreasonable to expect computer professionals to have a computer and internet access?


      Internet access? sure, but that has nothing to do with corporate access, does it?



      JON

    5. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Self-employed tradesmen are fewer and far-between these days.

      Why look in the yellow pages for local Jim the plumber, when the Roto-Rooter(tm) commercial is blaring on the radio?

      Why look for a carpenter, electrician, etc, when HandymanUSA is there to meet your needs.

      Why look for a local independant mechanic when Jiffy Lube is right there?

      By the same token, why go to a small cramped computer shop when the selection and great prices at Best Buy are just so darn convenient.

      Does your town have a local mom&pop vegetable market, or a SuperFresh - or hell, that's too independent, a WalMart SuperCenter. Any mom&pop video stores, I bet not, but I'm sure you have a Blockbuster.

      It's just the times, it's happening all over.

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    6. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by bluephone · · Score: 1
      " Plumbers, carpenters, mechanics, or pretty much any tradesman, are expected to have their own tools."

      Not when you start for the first few years with company provided materials. This is the equivalent of a secretary having her desk taken away after a few years, "bring in your own desk if you don't like working on the floor." Or a bus driver being told to bring his own bus. Would you call them spoiled? This was a change in his job requirements made ex post facto, with no input form him whatsoever, and no recalculation of compensation. McDonald's employees are made aware they must pay for the uniform BEFORE being hired. Same with your other exployment options.

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      jX [ Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler. - Einstein ]
    7. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by hattig · · Score: 1

      Most plumbers and electricians are self-employed in the UK. This is because they make a load of money for knowing what to do and doing it quickly and professionally (in most cases). Also the self-employed people actually have some professional pride, whereas the mass-market companies are just trained monkeys that will charge 2x as much for a worse job.

      You don't get many single-person mechanics though, although they exist, but there are more than a few small businesses, not large chains.

      Yeah, our supermarkets are very American though, but have a wider selection of ale and cheese. :p But a dedicated butcher or baker will sell products that are much nicer than you can get in the supermarket. Oh, and half of Slashdot said they wouldn't shop at Best Buy again yesterday!

    8. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by Pete+LaGrange · · Score: 1

      >Plumbers, carpenters, mechanics, or pretty much >any tradesman, are expected to have their own >tools.

      Only those who work for themselves. Work out of a shop or Union Hall and nothing gets done unless the employer provides the tools, and I mean down to the pencils. At least that's how it's been for me over the last 22 years.

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    9. Re:Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Why look in the yellow pages for local Jim the plumber, when the Roto-Rooter(tm) commercial is blaring on the radio? Why look for a carpenter, electrician, etc, when HandymanUSA is there to meet your needs.

      I work at a workplace where there's a mailing list to trade recommendations for local carpenters, electrations, etcetc. I've never even heard of HandymanUSA, and people tend to show a lot of loyalty to specific trademen who do an excellent job. It's like asking "Why go to the good restaurant when there's a McDonald's down the street?" The answer is "because the good restaurant is a FAR more enjoyable/rewarding experience."

      Does your town have a local mom&pop vegetable market,

      I go to a local farmer's market because the produce there is fresh and lasts far longer in my refridgerator than the stuff from the store. And it's cheaper. There are no downsides!

      Any mom&pop video stores, I bet not, but I'm sure you have a Blockbuster.

      We have a mom and pop video store.. it has a far better selection of movies too and is pretty popular. Until blockbuster was dragged kicking and screaming into the DVD age (only 2 or so years ago too over here) it was the place to get DVDs. I've been going to blockbuster recently because I got their "buy return of the king for $30 and we'll give you 7 free rentals" deal and they're still underwhelming. It makes sense why the local non-chain store is doing better -- better selection, they do customer requests, they try to get widescreen whenever possible (Blockbuster is finally learning to do this), and they don't screw the customer over with late fees (before I decided not to give blockbuster my business, I got dinged with late fees for returning movies due at noon in at 11:50 am. They lost a class-action lawsuit over this). In short, I feel like I'm treated as a valued (gasp!) customer at my local store. And that's why I go.

  122. HAHAHAHAH by RegalBegal · · Score: 1

    i'm still laughing.

    pay for broadband?

    I'm paying part of my health insurance.

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    1. Re:HAHAHAHAH by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      I'm paying part of my health insurance.
      Well duh. Unless you live in Canada, we all pay for part of our health insurance.
      Pay for broadband?
      My company does. I'm on one of Speakeasy's high-end plans, and it bills directly to the company credit card.
  123. Expenced? NOT! At least not here. by Fuz_42 · · Score: 1

    I work for a small telco/ISP/wireless company, that owns all its own equipment. However, we employees are required to pay the same rates as our customers for our wireless services, but I guess we are lucky in that we DO get a free dial up account.

    At least thats my experience.

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  124. Reimbursments by AnEggOver30 · · Score: 1

    I work for a smaller company, and they pay for my cell phone. If I drive to branches (I work at the corporate office) then I keep track of my mileage and get a reimbursment check each month. They dont pay for my cable connection, even though I do work from home at times. I always answer my cell phone, and if I go into work on the weekend I add it to my mileage.

  125. Re:Non-reimbursement is insulting and quasi-illega by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    If being certified to fly is something that wasn't a requirement when you got the job, and then becomes one to "keep the your job" without them providing the training... then they've just changed your job description. They can't fire you for not meeting the new description, if they let you go they've laid you off.

    Big difference between the too... it means you're entitled to a full cash-out of your vacation time, severance, and unemployment. Suddenly, that cost savings for making you take the training on their own gets wiped out with the cost of having to get rid of you...

  126. The final solution. by richie2000 · · Score: 1
    Take him out and shoot him. Right now. I'll wait.

    We need to curb this kind of behaviour early and with all means necessary. If we let him get away with it, soon they'll have you pay them money to go to work, 25 hours a day.

    Dance on his grave and sing Hallelujah!

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  127. Benifits/Shafting. by liamcaden · · Score: 1

    With the market becoming more competitive, your company is probably trying to cut corners, hence the shafting of it's employees. IMHO if a service is going to be used for business purposes then it makes sense that the Company helps pay for it.

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  128. normal means of contact by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
    If your job requires you to be available outside of normal hours, then it seems to me your responsibility is to provide a phone number at which you can be reached. If they want something more than that, such as a text messaging system or email system, then it is their responsibility to provide it.

    As far as the type of phone number you provide (cell-phone or regular), that should be up to you, as long as you can be reached at that number during the hours you are required to be reachable.

    If you have a cell phone, but do not want them to have your cell phone number, then you should give them your non-cell number, and when you are away from that phone (and no one is there to take a call for you and call your cell phone), set up call forwarding to your cell phone.

  129. My Experience by gmletzkojr · · Score: 1

    My current company does not pay for any of those things - no internet, cell phone, etc. They don't even pay for internet access for everyone inside the company building. I tend to think of this as absolute cheapness on the companies' part, since these tools can help dedicated employees do better jobs. Real performance evaluations will weed out those that aren't dedicated.?

    Luckily, I am currently hiding at a customer site. After that... well, anyone need a couple of software contractors?

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  130. There's more where you came from. by Gabrill · · Score: 1

    Not everyone can afford to have ideals. More often than not, the employer's attitude is: "There are more suckers where you came from, and they'll have their own cell phone." Thus, you would be out of a nice paying IT job, and working at McDonalds, where you have your moral standards of not having to pay for a cell phone. The bottom line is that you do what you have to do to keep a job that you want. When the job isn't worth the pay/benifits, then you'll quit, and the next guy will have it.

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    1. Re:There's more where you came from. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone has to whore themselves out either.

      Maybe if *you* got fired you'd have to settle for Mickey D's, but some of us have marketable skillsets and don't really have to worry about finding another job.

    2. Re:There's more where you came from. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Though they'd probably still fire you out of vindictiveness, it costs the better part of a year's salary to train a new employee if you've got a file full of qualified resumes and most of them are out of work and can start immediately. The cost for a talent search, down time, temps, and retraining can go as high as 3xsalary if you're not prepared. It's really not financially worth letting you go over a cell phone bill, but the same @sshole who can't find $500 for your benefit will always seem to find that extra $50k to replace you.

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    3. Re:There's more where you came from. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The bottom line is that you do what you have to do to keep a job that you want.

      I like to foster the believe that I'm a psychotic. People give you wide berth if they think you're going to go postal. This works even better if you know where your boss spends his recreational time.

      There is a limit to what an employer can reasonably expect from you. When you get hired let the employer know, that you'll give 100% for the entire time that the job description demands, but nothing more will be given without compensation.

      I've lost two jobs over the years because I was NOT willing to put in extra hours for free. Once I was scheduled for 48 hours per week on salary. I gave them 48-50 hours per week. Nothing more. When I was let go the boss actually said this to me "You get here when we open, and you go home when we close. We need someone who will give more."

      You know what happened? I got a new job less than two hours later. The guy who fired me ended up losing his wife to an employee who was willing to put in the extra hours, but apparently they were paying him with something other than cash.

      I still can't wait until the next time I see him, I'm going to ask him if he still thinks he fired the right guy.

      NTITE

    4. Re:There's more where you came from. by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      Oh nice. A rightious jab on morals from an anonymous coward. Hee hee that's funny.

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    5. Re:There's more where you came from. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I love Slashdot. It's the only place where Internet anonymity and privacy are both worshiped and excoriated in the same breath. Nothing is so loved yet reviled here.

      Luckily, your scorn is worth very little in the grand scheme of things. So like I was saying, if you think you have to whore yourself just to keep your job, go right ahead.

  131. My employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    expects me to steal bandwidth from my neighbors via their open access points. ;)

    1. Re:My employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're kidding, but I know some people around town that is really the God's honest truth...

  132. We have to pay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have to pay for the service and then at tax time we get a special slip that gives us tax credit for our expense.

    I think is something like a expense to preform your job and your get a tax credit in return.

    To me it is just one way the company is off loading its cost to the all ready lowly paid employees. They figure if you like the job you will work cheaper (strange how many leave after getting more than 2 year of exp. for a job at double or triple of the salary).

  133. I got it pretty good... by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

    I work for a major wireless company. I pay next to nothing on my personal cell phone with the company's service, plus I have a rim/good/blackberry device on which I have my office email and calendar plus instant messaging. They do not pay for our home internet access, however I have a company provided laptop with dialup internet access. If I am on call, a special phone is handed to me for "Official Use Only" for that time period - usually one week. Other employees are not given my personal contact information, but my manager can contact me at home or via cell in an absolute emergency if he has no other way to reach me first.

  134. we get.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We get a cell phone, some get an on call pager, and others get a black berry. We are provided laptops if we travel or work remote. We pay for our own broadband or internet connection. The company does have dialup and vpn for remote access.

  135. Subsidizing corporations..... by Dimes · · Score: 1

    ....which is in affect what you will be doing. I and my co workers have already told those that we work for that we expect them to pay for these things. That we work for a very large corporation and that they cannot and should not expect us, its employees, to subsidize their daily operations. Its one of the few things we have been very adamant about. We have given them very clear examples of what they can expect from us as their employees:

    If they do not pay for a cell phone, do not expect us to anwer our personal ones outside of business hours.

    If they do not provide us with a laptop, do not expect us to have a working computer at any given time.

    If they do not provide us with some kind of net connection(we did not make broadband mandatory, but we did make it clear that several of us do not have land line phones), do not expect us to be able to respond to emergencies with any kind of quickness. A number of us commute...it could take hours to get into work at any given time of the day or night.

    Any company that is worth anything should be taken to task for this kind of thinking. Period!

    Dimes

  136. Well, ISDN is pretty expensive... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    ...esp for the lame speeds you get.

    A two second call setup and connect - O Joy.

    Not that speed is the point here, but I figured I'd say it anyway.

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  137. It depends. by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

    I've known people who've worked for companies that required employees to bring their own office supplies. But their situation sounds different from yours. In fact, you're looking at one of two scenarios AFAICT:

    1. Venture capital is scarce for your startup, and no IPO or takeover is in sight. You're going to Staples on your own dime at that rate. It sucks, but it's tough for everyone in your organization. Save all of your receipts and figure out what to claim as a business expense on your taxes.
    2. The CIO is a dick. Most likely, I think, and probably what you're seeing. Don't give out the cell phone number, no matter what.
      After that, avoid buying even a single paper clip. If your CIO throws a fit, remind him who's paying for the cell. Then start pounding the pavement.
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  138. Just wondering... by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:Just wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG

  139. my company by hyperstation · · Score: 1

    ...provides me a cell so i can be reached after hours. i am to pay for whatever "over" minutes i use. trick is, no one can tell me how many i have per month. i called the cell company, and they said that our company has an unlimited plan, so i should be able to call anywhere, anytime.

    i see $17 - $29 taken out of my check every month for "24 hr phone".

    my company knows that i do not have net access at home.

  140. Tax Deduction Alternative by servognome · · Score: 1

    Since these are unreimbursed Employee Business Expenses you can write them off on your taxes.

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  141. Hmmm lets see... by scoots0492 · · Score: 1

    So we are going to take away your benefit of a home-ISDN line to save money at the same time (on your own dime) you are going to provide the same fast and professional customer service when a client is having a problem with a system. So how much more is the CIO's bonus when he shows the Shareholders how much he cut back expenses this year??? If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. -Lane Kirkland-

  142. Former employer pays for my broadband by funkdid · · Score: 1
    I was a "Network Associate" for a broadband ISP, after I left the company (they done me wrong!)my old buddies saw no reason for me to have to start paying. After all, I had done a lot for the company and they really didn't do the right thing by me.

    So through the netadmins, and some other contacts of ours, I get free Broadband.

    :-)

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  143. What's Next? by KillaKen187 · · Score: 1

    --- Office of CIO of big company --- Ring... Ring.... CIO: Hello.... Hey Mr. Gates how are you? Bill: Fine... Fine got a proposition for you. [more useless drab] CIO: So you mean to tell me have the developers pay for the tools they use to develop software... ingenious. It's a win-win for both of us. Bill: Yeah we can roll out a new version of Visual Studio every year and we both benifit. Hey next week I want to talk to you about having all of your employees pay for Windows. CIO: We'll do lunch. what the heck. The minute I pay for work cellphone, pager, computer, etc. is the day I leave IT and start my own .com

  144. Time to move on by Kenbo · · Score: 1

    To me, a dedicated staff is one that is willing to be available after hours. Making them pay for their connectivity is asinine. I don't know what the job market is like in your area but I think this is a strong sign to look elsewhere.

    Doubtless other posters will say that if they don't pay for it then you shouldn't use those devices/services for company work. My advise is that if it's your dime, drop the expensive blackberry for a cheap ($5-$10) a month pager, change your cell phone number and don't give the new one to your employer, and begin the job hunt.

  145. Losers by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 0, Troll

    95% of the slashbots responding to this thread are jerking off at work. But if the employer wants you to pay for your own home broadband, fuck 'em, right?

  146. Alternatives... by elrick_the_brave · · Score: 1

    I like the fact that my wife's business pays for broadband... gives me the arguement to say, the business wants money for providing the connectivity to your business. Lol!! This would work for roommates.

    They cannot argue that.

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  147. Now hold on pardner by wfolta · · Score: 1

    Anything? You mean you already have a cellphone and if your boss calls you on it -- presumably business-related -- you refuse to answer?

    I agree that you do have to draw the line somewhere. ("You buy pens and paper for yourself, so we shouldn't have to.") But be careful what hill you want to die on. As an example, I think cellphones (probably with text messaging) are so ubiquitous now that work should not have to buy one for you. Cable modem is more iffy. A specific kind of cellphone, PDA, etc, they should buy it.

    (This is no different from the old low-tech world. If your employer required you to wear a specific uniform, they paid. But if they required a suit and tie, you paid. Even if you're a t-shirt-only man outside of work, suits are still general-purpose and ubiquitous enough that you're expected to get one yourself.)

    1. Re:Now hold on pardner by jburroug · · Score: 1

      You mean you already have a cellphone and if your boss calls you on it -- presumably business-related -- you refuse to answer?

      A-yup. The last place I worked at was run by some class A asshats (look through my posting history for the past year for some comments) that treated salaried employees like so much chattle. I had all work related numbers (including the bosses home and personal cellphone) in a special caller group and set up a 'weekend' profile on the phone that wouldn't ring or vibrate for that group. I switched to that profile every day the moment I walked out the door. I'd hear a beep when voicemail was left then I could decide whether or not what they called about was worth dealing with. Often it was something stupid and I'd wait to 'get the voicemail' until it was moot. Since I was using an out of state (and still am) cell phone number it cost them per call to reach me on it and even though I didn't get a cut I still liked making them pay to call. I'd often feign connection problems and hang up just to make them initiate more calls to Alaska (from Texas) out of spite.

      In my current job we're only expected to be reached 24/7 the one week out of three that we're on call, and for that week we carry a company phone so it's no biggie. My boss didn't even want to know my personal cell number :-)

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    2. Re:Now hold on pardner by Woko · · Score: 1
      In my current job we're only expected to be reached 24/7 the one week out of three that we're on call, and for that week we carry a company phone so it's no biggie

      Same situation here, and its easily the most sensible & flexible solution. You can organise to swap weekends if theres something special on, the company only has one phone bill to take care of and one phone number to pass onto other people that need it.

      Plus you actually feel you can be off duty when your not carrying the phone.

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    3. Re:Now hold on pardner by jburroug · · Score: 1

      Yup it's really nice to have the flexibility such a schedule affords. And even though it's dorky/annoying to have to carry the work phone in addition to my personal phone when I'm on call, it doesn't feel like such a violation when someone actually calls after hours when it's not on my phone.

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  148. its clear by pretzel_logic · · Score: 1

    If you are a sub-contractor (10-99) then you could be asked to provide your own equipment. If you are an employee, everything goes on the expense account. Many work force people carry 2 cellphones. 1 for personal and 1 for work. I personally dont need to be contacted because I use Linux and my systems run just fine without me. One reason a Chief Officer says you need to buy your own its because they buy their own due to the fact no one can justify they use it for work. ;p

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  149. I am my own company by JeffHunt · · Score: 1

    ... and I pay for my broadband.

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  150. Re:Non-reimbursement is insulting and quasi-illega by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that .5k has the same number of characters as 500, right?

  151. Re:Non-reimbursement is insulting and quasi-illega by MultisSanguinisFluit · · Score: 1

    Not as deductable as you might think. The IRS has special rules for dual use items such as cell-phones and laptops (don't know about broadband). Companies that give their employees these items must either have a policy that forbids their personal use, or must enforce recordkeeping of when it's used for personal, when for business.

    (I work for a law firm, and have had several conversations regarding these rules.)

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  152. STFU before my boss hears thsese stupid ideas! by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

    Man, bad enough crap like this is happening, but did ya have to advertise it on /. so every freak'n PHB in the world would get similar ideas?

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  153. Don't use ypur resourves for the company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen."

    I'm dedicated and responsive... only don't expect me to pay for work.

    Your private resources are yours only... don't use them for the company...

    "Why didn't you used your broadband to fix the server? - I don't have one... I don't need it for my personal use"

    Want me to use a cell phone? Pay the bill (they already pay), but nobody at work had my personal cell phone number before it... the ones who had knew better to call me about work...

  154. Re: Does Your Company Pay For Broadband? by sscottsci · · Score: 1

    I do have a personal cell phone and internet connection and I work for a small company. I can be contacted if needed via cell phone 24x7, and the company does reimburse me for any charges from that call. I can not access the company network from home, so I have to go in if I am needed to do something. If I am needed at the office, then I have to judge the importance of the requirement for me to be at work versus not going, and the consequences of that decision.

    If you are required to connect to the office systems regularily and work via the internet, then some payment for your connection should be made. If they want you to carry a pager or blackberry, and you do not have one, then they should definitely pay for it, or have it clearly stated that your job requires it and you are expected to pay for it. That way, everyone in the same position has the same requirements and everyone has to go buy them, or no one does. This is similar to saying that you are a system administrator in the office, and you should supply your own computer to perform your work.

  155. Blackberries? by schlyne · · Score: 1

    I feel stupid, but I'm not getting the slang here for Blackberry.

    To me, a blackberry is a "fruit" and it grows on a bush. Techinically it's not a fruit, but to everybody else, a blackberry is treated as a fruit, and you know, it's black, it's a fruit, and you eat it.

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    1. Re:Blackberries? by TheNumberSix · · Score: 1

      It's not slang and it's the number one result on a Google search.

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  156. Tradesmen by bsd4me · · Score: 1

    Many tradesmen also do not want others using their tools for fear of damage, theft, loss, adjustments, etc. I know I get mad if my wife uses any of my tools and doesn't clean them or put them back in their proper place.

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  157. Unfortunate by jwilhelm · · Score: 1

    It's unfortunate that the CIO wants to cut this -- there is definite value in having reachable employees (whether via cell or text message, pager, or able to VPN in through high-speed internet), and most smart CIOs realize that the costs are quickly covered by the expenses saved via a remote employee and that it is a worthwhile cost. When I started my current job I actually had two items put into my contract, one, that I would be able to expense business-related expenses (most people probably have this) and that the company would pay for my home internet and cell phone bill. They were more than happy to do this, as I am only one of two IT people supporting 20+ servers, 25+ TBs of storage, firewall, VPN, laptops, desktops, and basically the entire functionality of the company (we're a data / tech company). Even the employees that just do production work expense their cell phone and internet access, and the company has no problem, and they are even buying most of us laptops (Latitude D600s) to encourage us to work remotely (but not requiring it).

  158. To me it depends. by gwhynott · · Score: 1

    I may be way off base, but to me if you are a contractor, you should bill the client for part of the connection used to access the clients equipment, and certainly for your time.

    As a person who is full time / salary, I'd say no, you should pay for your own connection.

    The expectation generally is you are willing to come in after hours to correct any 'critical issues', or pull all nighters from time to time when a project or situation requires.

    If you can save yourself a ride in the car to work by logging on remotely, thats just better for you in terms of money/time/stress.

    Keep in mind also, the employer may of had to pay large sums of money for the equipment and software on the other end to allow for this type of access. So they are fronting a bit of the bill already.

    That being said, it would be very nice of the employer to chip in on your end, but I don't see it as being the 'right thing to do' from an employer perspective.

    There are always exceptions. I worked for a large and popular 3D software company not to long ago. We installed VPN access, the policy was you pay for your end, we'll pay for our end and we don't mind if you do not come into work so long as you get your projects in on time. One of the key developers decided he wanted to move way the heck out in the boon docks, no broad band, DSL or calble... anyway the company did not want to lose this fella, so he was given a free sat uplink and everything else required to connect back to the office.

    i ramble...

  159. Kolmogorov complexity of employer-outrage postings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Every few weeks, we have a Slashdot article that looks like this:
    "My company is saying I have to do something I don't want to do. What do you think -- should I do it?"

    One set of indignant respondents says:
    "You should slap your employer in the face for even thinking of making such an outrageous suggestion! It's that simple!"

    A few timid people respond:
    "Well, but you might lose your job."

    The information content in these postings is very, very low. I could write a very short program to generate these entire threads -- the original article and the replies -- in a couple of KB. The whole thing is just unbelievably repetitive, not interesting, not informative, not insightful -- just repetitive and stupid. Please stop. Please... it's like reading talk radio. It's just moronic.

  160. Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We expense cellphones, broadband access, and Blackberry units. The communications equipment and service used to be paid for by the company. In fact, repairs to the hardware now comes out of our own pockets since the hardware is in our "protected possession".

    ~Anonymous

  161. No soup for you! by unclejeb · · Score: 1

    Well, where I work (large financial firm) the management attitude got more like what the poster decsribes during the last couple of years of downsizing. We stopped receiving on-call pay for after hours support but were expected to be available, sober and within two hours reach of the facility of course (if we wanted to keep our jobs). Luckily we don't have to pay for the cell phones/pagers we use but never say never.

    In staying on topic we do not get reimbursed for broadband connections that we use from home to do work as the company views this as a convenience for us. I'm torn on that because I don't know that the company should be paying for my personal line but on the other hand what is convenient for me is also convenient for the firm since I can turn something around in minutes from home rather than driving all the way in which reduces downtime considerably.

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  162. Still clueless after all these years.... by pottymouth · · Score: 1

    You'd think that HR departments and corporate management would wise up at some point but they never do.

    I just went through two interviews with a major grocery store chain whose name rhymes with Croger. I was offered 50K/yr, no vacation the first year, 24x7 pager support (unpaid), but wait, that's not all. I would also get to pay for the privilege of parking and walking 5 blocks through the lovely downtown area (otherwise referred to as the decline of western civilization) just to arrive at my luxury mini-cube (or cell, whichever you prefer).

    Mind you, I have 15 years experience writing engineering software in C, C++, Java along with a dozen other languages and administering just about any modern platform commonly found in business. Fortunately my current job is close to home and pays 22K more than they're offering (and actually features a vacation!). Why did they waste my time? My final conclusion: They're idiots... They actually looked shocked when I told them I wouldn't even consider a job that didn't offer any time off for 12 months.

    Is there no end to the greed of these businesses?

  163. Cheap, cheap, cheap by krray · · Score: 1

    IT gets broadband, cell as needed, pager as wanted.
    Remote sales get broadband (and dialup), cell, and a laptop/printer.
    Field supervisors get cell and laptop/dialup as needed.
    Top lackies get pagers as needed/wanted.

    The boss gets anything he wants. :)

    I, as top IT dog, had ISDN @ home paid for by me. Dialup connection was covered by work along with cell. Somewhat different today -- broadband is covered and I take care of VoIP for the base line. VoIP line #2 is a "work number" covered by the office.

    Anything less at any time for any reason is a pay cut no matter how you slice it and/or dice it. Bend over -- you just got shafted.

  164. Find a new job.... by PrimeNumber · · Score: 1

    ...we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen...

    When clueless managers start cutting benefits, especially those that could help you do your job better, its a sure sign that the company has changed its priorities. And with upper managment on board, it sounds like your company is inexorably sliding toward the short term viewpoint AKA 'cut costs this quarter' style of managment.

    Your new 'CIO' sounds like the MBA/bean counter type to me, which means he is going to be totally clueless when it comes to your job, the job requirements, and help with technical issues.

    Even his argument that you 'need to be more responsive' rings of MBA bullshit. This guy is simply about cutting costs in the short term to the detriment of everything else to make himself look good. Then will bail out or blame others before everything turns to fossilised shit.

    Dont walk --but run to another company that cares more about its employees and customers.

  165. expenses and benefits are not always clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the company I work for has this system in place that gives you a certain amount of money which is not declared on your wage state, straight to your bank account - to make up for expenses you supposedly might have at home ...

    at first I was like - nice - how generous ...

    turns out after a while, that this is a common practice to give an employee a certain amount of money without being taxed as an employer - because, if the employee can not show on what he spent this extra pocket money (through bills, invoices, etc) - he will get taxed to the full extent !

    so - be careful when something looks good, it should arise a bit of suspicion ; accountants can do wonders to enlighten a querying mind :)

    this is a situation in Belgium ; the amount an employee on average receives extra is around 100-300 USD, and is being given under the term "representation costs"

    (nevertheless, I work inhouse, and almost never get out)

  166. I pay for the smaller tools... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... the boss pays for and provides the larger and more expensive tools. For instance,a 150$ trim mower I buy, a 40,000$ tractor he buys. A 125$ string trimmer I buy, he popped for a 900$ one for heavier jobs. He pays for all the fuel I use, diesel and gas, and he pays for any maintenance parts, but I do the repairs, if possible. I guess a rough analogy is my fuel is like your bandwith, so in this case the employer pays for it.

    And I bet my take home is a lot less than most peoples. Every job I ever had I mostly had to buy tools for. That's how it works. Nowadays they will play off the threat to outsource the white collar workers job, or bring in a "legal" h1b worker, in the blue collar world you get threatened with an illegal immigrant to take your job, or they ship your job to china or someplace like that.

    This job I am lucky, he's good about tools and some bennies, so -so on pay, but job security is high if you stick with the job and don't be a slacker or complainer and can work self motivated with minimum supervision. I always task myself MORE work than what is expected, hence I get a better deal than most of his other employees, who don't last long, especially with the provided tools, which let me do my job easier. Small tools I would have anyway, so I'm not shy about using them for the occassional smaller job where they fit better.

    I guess it boils down to how much you want the job, whether you can get another one easily that will pay you more and give you more benefits, including employer mandated and provided equipment. And if it's mandated, it's deductable usually if you have to buy it. If your employer wants more signs of loyalty by the workers taking up some of the tool costs, are they matching it by providing better pay, working conditions, guarantees on employment for the longer term, anything along those lines? It works both ways near as I can see. You have to also look, if the company is in trouble and needs to cut costs across the board, has management given up anything fairly, or is it just the employees/non owners feeling the brunt? That would make an attitude difference as well if it was only one sided against your favor. I'd be looking for another job on the side then, before they implode.

  167. Enslavement=golden handcuffs by poptones · · Score: 1
    You might think about the difference between responsibility to my employer and responsibility to myself - lest you be forced to consider responsibility for reporting to the unemployment office.

    Making yourself comepetive with the services offered by others in your field is what it's all about. If you won't pay for them, someone else might - and then they will be able to provide more feature-rich service than you. They will have greater value to your employer then you (even if they have lesser skills, just because "knowledge" is not so easily visible as "hours worked" on the bottom line).

    Life's a balancing act. If they shake the line too much, go dance in someone else's bigtop.

    1. Re:Enslavement=golden handcuffs by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      Making yourself comepetive with the services offered by others in your field is what it's all about. If you won't pay for them, someone else might - and then they will be able to provide more feature-rich service than you.

      Being competitive doesn't mean nor does it require that you enslave yourself to your job more than someone else. If the only thing that differentiates you from others in the job market is your willingness to "take shit", you're going to end up taking more and more of it until you are either fed up or someone else is willing to do the same for even less.

      Everyone must do what it takes to remain valuable and differentiate themselves. Someone that can fix a problem in 5 minutes is far more valuable than someone that is available 24 hours a day but takes 6 hours to fix a problem. Demonstrate your usefulness on a daily basis while you are at work and it's far less likely you'll be competing with others on terms as lowly as who is willing to pay for a cell phone or who is willing to be paid the least.

    2. Re:Enslavement=golden handcuffs by TheGeneration · · Score: 1
      You might think about the difference between responsibility to my employer and responsibility to myself - lest you be forced to consider responsibility for reporting to the unemployment office.


      agreed.

      Making yourself comepetive with the services offered by others in your field is what it's all about. If you won't pay for them, someone else might - and then they will be able to provide more feature-rich service than you. They will have greater value to your employer then you (even if they have lesser skills, just because "knowledge" is not so easily visible as "hours worked" on the bottom line).


      Really, it doesn't come down to any of those things. Smile alot, be chummy with whoever it is that makes the decision to let you go or keep you, or give you raises, or not to give you raises. Your knowledge set, your skill set, the hours you come in, how little you actually do... none of that will matter as long as you are friends with your boss.
      --


      The Generation
      I'd say something witty here, but I'm not that bright.
  168. Re:Non-reimbursement is insulting and quasi-illega by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any fortune .5k company [...]

    That's an odd way to say 500. It even doesn't save you any characters...

  169. Some things are just the cost of doing business by the+Luddite · · Score: 1

    Any tools that are *required* for the job should be paid by the employer. Period. That is the cost of doing business. Something like broadband access from an employee's home should be covered if the employer deems it necessary but not covered if considered optional.

    The trend is definitely toward cutting costs by overloading employees and cutting benefits but that only goes so far with me. If a prospective employer states in the interview that certain costs will be my responsibility and I accept the position then I accept those costs as well. If I am not informed of costs up front after I ask what my responsibilities are then the costs are not my problem.

    Things do change from time to time and corporate policies do favor the company, often strongly. If an employer told me that I would now be paying for my work cell phone or that they wanted me to use my personal phone for work related business I would simply say no. Most employers that are worth working for will discuss changes before implementing them. If they don't then you don't want to work for them.

    I have left a few positions over similar circumstances and will do so again if the situation arises. Look at the way your company treats you when you judge whether they are worth working for or not. Good money never comes close to making up for poor working relationships.

  170. Easy Solution - Drop Services by pudge_lightyear · · Score: 1

    I think I've got an easy solution for you... though it may trouble you for a while.

    Drop Broadband - this will hurt a little, but when they do get you at home, you won't be able to help them because you can't connect to the company network.

    Drop Pager - why would you need a pager for non-company use anyway... unless your a drug king.

    Drop Cell Phone - This hurts too... but the first time they need you and you're not available, they'll reconsider this decision.

    Of course... and I would not condone this as I think truthfulness is ALWAYS the best option... you could just say you did the above.

  171. Poor thing! by SbooX · · Score: 1

    Look, not to sound unsympathetic, but if this is the biggest problem you have with your employer then you geeks have it easy. There are millions of people whose employers won't pay for a cell phone or a dsl line. In fact, these same people also don't get blackberries. Come to think of it, they also don't get paid vacation or health care, or even a living wage.

    I feel about as much sympathy for you, as I do for Mr. Burns.

    1. Re:Poor thing! by amigascne · · Score: 1

      Right, and the people you're referring to are probably not maintaining multi-(m|b)illion dollar computer/network implementations. We are not talking about manual laborers here, we are talking about highly educated professionals and the resources required to perform the function they are employed for. One wouldn't expect a fireman to buy his own fire truck or a commercial airline pilot to pay for the jet's fuel, etc. If a resource is "required" for a particular job function, than the employer should pay for that resource. Now on the other hand if an employer paid for dsl, cell phones, etc. for all it's employees and had changed this policy to include only those for which it was a required resource, then I would agree that one should simply get over it and be happy that they got such a nice "perk" for as long as they had.

    2. Re:Poor thing! by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      And if they don't pay my business calls on my private phone, my phone stays private.
      "first thing in the morning."

      If my employer thinks I need to be responsive (eg. to keep customers/clients happy or to get an important contract) that company should also know is worth to pay those expenses.

      --
      Privacy is terrorism.
  172. Some IRS Info by ElForesto · · Score: 1

    According to the IRS, you can deduct the equipment costs for a computer that you purchased as a condition of employment. My suspicion is that you can tax-deduct a wide variety of such expenses, though only your accountant knows for sure. I personally do not allow my personal equipment to ever be used for business purposes unless I am shown a guaranteed compensation schedule for it.

    --
    There is a difference between "insightful" and "inciteful" other than spelling.
    1. Re:Some IRS Info by danuary · · Score: 1

      One might also say that if you're expected to pay for broadband etc and be able to do work from home, then you keep a home office for the benefit of your employer. That makes you eligible for the home office deduction - which means you can deduct a portion of your rent based on the percentage of your home that makes up your "home office." You can also deduct certain utility bills.

    2. Re:Some IRS Info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfect, now if I can just find a way to justify needing a 32 way linux box for work!!!

    3. Re:Some IRS Info by Six+Nines · · Score: 1

      IANAL/A, but the rules for home office deductions are fairly straightforward. Deduction of rent, mortgage, etc. is only allowed if that space is *never* used for another purpose. A corner of a room won't qualify. nor will an entire room that is an office during business hours and becomes a TV room after 5pm.

      Prorating other expenses such as phone and broadband is tricky to do. You might be able to use router logs (big maybe if you use a consumer-grade device) but I wouldn't recommend it. If you want to deduct this sort of charge, the easy way to do it is to install a second line. Then you can tell the auditor -- assuming you do get flagged -- "This one is for business, the other one is for personal use."

      But, unless you're paying for business grade service with static IPs, you won't spend enough to make a dent in Schedule A's formula. In a simple example (renter, so no mortgage deduction) based on $180/month, itemizing this expense would save about $100/year on taxes vs. taking the standard deduction. YMWV - your mileage WILL vary.

      I agree with the bulk of the comments - this sounds like a last-ditch attempt to cut expenses.

  173. Bad tax strategy == bad company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure how it works in your specific country, but in most places companies are better off giving you better fringe benefits than paying you better salaries. The reason is that benefits are tax write-offs whereas salaries are as much as double-taxed in countries like Canada or USA, i.e. the employer pays tax on salaries in addition to the employee's income tax.

    If your company is willing to cut benefits that can be written-off, your bosses are clueless. This will be the first of many mistakes they'll make on the way to bankrupcy. The other possibility is that they're already in financial trouble and this is a panic move to save some money without pissing off the employees with salary cuts (and alerting the media and competitors).

    Either way, your ship is sinking, jump!

    -hadohk

    1. Re:Bad tax strategy == bad company by Nerdus_Maximus · · Score: 1

      Well put & In Total Agreement. Quite interesting, the reaction of the corporate mindset thinking that they can "save" their way back into profitability due to The "IfWe Cut Our Costs to Zero-It Will All Be Profit" Effect, i.e. if we cut the cell phone and home internet expense, that goes$$$ straight our the bottom line. Yippee for the members of the executive board! My past two employers would not pay for cell phone (never...unless you were sales) or internet access (unless you could talk management into a home office) *but* they would fly me and many others coast to coast for pointless meetings and group hugs for multiple thousands of dollars per month. Sadly, as a salaried employee, there is an unrealistic and unrelenting expectation that we be available 24x7 under the guise of "occasional overtime" is the curse of the "Professional" exempt employee. Essentially, just a post-modern-fixed-cost wage hand. Work at home or stay in the office for 14 hours, your choice...ugh..groan The cell phone and DSL/Broadband internet access is just one of those insidious methods for the corporate management types to extend the work day and work week.... "No problem, you can leave at 5pm, finish it at home, and email it to me for tomorrow morning. I will check it when I get back from dinner and a play in the city. Bye." (Needless to say, they didn't check it that night or even look at it until after lunch the next day, then bitched about the font types and the chart colors, tell you to change it before their meeting in 45 minutes ... then find out your critical work was only backup detail for a single bullet item out of 120, just in case the Veep wanted some detail)

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      Nerdus Maximus (mostly a wannabe, but you have to have goals)
    2. Re:Bad tax strategy == bad company by Nerdus_Maximus · · Score: 1

      My apologies about the extremely poor (i.e. lack f) formatting of my previous. I am ashamed. That's what happens when you hurry.

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      Nerdus Maximus (mostly a wannabe, but you have to have goals)
  174. Happened to me by merlin_jim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Work paid for my cell phone for years.

    Then they decide to stop paying for cell phones. I bitch about it being a short sighted penny-wise pound-foolish policy. Said bitching falls on deaf ears and they cut funding anyways.

    Fine. My out of office message now specifies contacting my boss, not calling my cell phone. If work calls outside of my "free" hours timeslots, they pay for that portion of my monthly bill. If I use 300 minutes of the 500 plan minutes in a month, and 30 of those are for work use, then work pays for 1/10th of my bill.

    If its the weekend and work calls my cell phone I do not feel an urgent need to pick up. If they leave a voice mail I feel just fine not responding until I'm in the office on Monday.

    To put it short, if my employer feels that it is not important for them to be able to reach me when I am not in the building, then I'm going to act like it's not important for them to be able to reach me when I am not in the building.

    And you can take your team-player should-be-willing-to-pitch-in speech and stick it where the sun don't shine. You're taking advantage of an expensive resource that I'm paying for out of pocket, if you're not willing to help mitigate that cost then I'm not willing to let you use that resource.

    Saying that I should be willing to use my broadband, which incurs a usage fee, for work just because I already pay for it is like saying I should be willing to drive people around in my car just because I already pay for it.

    There's a law against forcing someone to use their private vehicle for work related tasks without compensating for fuel and wear and tear... I see no reason that same principle shouldn't apply to any resource.

    --
    I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?!
  175. The Goodies by CaptScarlet22 · · Score: 1

    My company pays for everything....

    Cell phones, pagers, Laptops, and all IT people can have DSL in their house for free....Just expense it out....That's what we do...

    Thank God!!!

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    It's left blank because I have nothing to say to you punks!
  176. I am an intern for the summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an intern, and i have worked for this same company two summers in a row. They give me (the intern) the hook-up, as well to all of its emplyees. Cellphone, laptop, blackberry if i needed one - but i dont, so that doesnt happen. Developement software - the works. Its nice. Pays well too. They even pick me up in a limo every morning because I am too young to drive...ok well im kidding about that last part, but none the less they are relatively good about this stuff.

  177. Capitalism... Nothing Personal, Just Business by mslinux · · Score: 1

    The first rule of business: Profit

    Profit = people giving you their money. It doesn't work the other way around.

    Sometimes in order to profit, companies have to cut perks, benefits and even salary. It's nothing personal, it's just business. The company is looking out after itself. You should do the same. I drill this into my friends' heads. I've seen to many great guys great fired just to improve the bottom line and those that remained were given less pay and commanded to do more.

    Find a company that's still learning the ropes... one that's still kind to its employees and gullible enough to offer perks. But know that every company will wise up sooner or later and stop offering such things... they may even fire you right after giving you a glowing review because you make to much money... the last reason I got.

    Play hardball like they do and always be on the lookout for something better. And remember, it's nothing personal, it's just business. Put yourself first.

  178. How 'professional' is the company? by rfc1394 · · Score: 1
    My fellow administrators and I used to have company provided ISDN lines in our homes so that we could respond quickly to issues after hours. That was changed in the last few years to letting us expense our broadband service. Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen.
    Well, since he's paying you over 6 figures a year to be dedicated, that makes sense. Oh wait, he's not paying you that much? Then he isn't paying 'dedicated' wages and should not expect you to supply the tools to do the job any more than a software company should expect the programmers to pay for their own compilers or computers. If you need that stuff to do your job it's a cost of doing business and the employer should provide it. If you don't need it, it's not your responsibility to provide and pay for it.
    The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers.
    None of those things are necessary when you are doing your job on site because they can reach you where you are. If they expect to have the ability to reach you when you're not at work, they can pay for it. It's not your job to subsidize your employer, especially when they are not paying you the kind of 'professional' salaries that you would then be expected to have that sort of reachability. Beyond which, it's a tax-deductible expense to the company, it might not be for the employee.
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    The lessons of history teach us - if they teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
  179. go independent by samantha · · Score: 1

    If you are like me you probably are wired to the max whether employed or not anyhow. If it is your stuff you are effectively autonomous and a free agent relative to much of the needed equipment. Consider acting as such. Let those who want to use your stuff for their purposes pay for the privilege and for your time and input accordingly.

  180. Most of my support is done through the phone by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    Company provided, of course. I am on call from eight AM to 10 PM, except on weekends where the clock is 9 AM to 7 PM with alternate weekends off. My hours are very reasonable as I am at the office from 9 AM to 4 PM and simply have to be available for phone support during the mentioned hours. I can come and go as I please, take afternoons off, etc. As long as I have my mobile phone, take calls and fix the problems my boss really doesn't care where I am. There is the odd time when a server is down or a network change has to be made and then I pull an all nighter, but it's rare.

    I can't imagine doing my job without a mobile phone, it would be impossible. There are too many problems that require immediate solutions and any company that takes IT support seriously realizes the cost of downtime is going to far exceed the minimal cost of a mobile phone. In short, they cannot foresee the the long term loss from the short term gain. Too bad.

  181. Charge em for it in other ways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a company stop paying for my broadband at one point. Fine, I won't use broadband anymore.

    Whenever they paged me (on a pager they paid for) and some sort of administrative work was needed, I drove into the office, performed the work and drove home. Charging the hours I spent, of course. After a couple months of this they realized it was cheaper to pay for broadband than to pay for my round-trips to the office.

  182. Broadband is considered the same as a phone line by Jailbrekr · · Score: 1

    Forcing you to pay for your own *gasp* broadband is not unreasonable. forcing you to pay for the pagers, cel phones and blackberries is. If you are hourly or salary, you do not include your commute time when submitting your time, so why should you whine about not having your broadband paid for? Instead, if you are on call, make sure that all time spent working after hours is marked down on your timesheet.

    Consider yourself lucky that you got your broadband paid for up to now.

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    Feed the need: Digitaladdiction.net
  183. Bottom Line: The CIO isn't gonna move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This person has not yet learned what it takes to make tech-heads happy. To make matters worse, the only way for them to learn is to get hurt by their own policies. You have to leave that place, or else this person will continue to believe that this is accetable management.

    Smile, nod, pay for your net service, and use it to find another job. When enough people leave, then the company will be hurt, the CIO will get a black eye, and, though they will recover from it, lessons will be learned and whomever replaces you will have a much better boss, a CIO who has learned how to treat people like more than a number. It is the only way to make the change.

  184. i wish by techefnet · · Score: 0

    i wish.. but first priority is to get a job.

  185. It's illegal in some states by mookoz · · Score: 1

    In some states if your employer expects you to be "on duty" after hours and respond to a situation/emergency within a certain time frame, then you are on the clock and need to be paid as such.

    Of course if you're salaried/exempt then you're SOL. But that doesn't mean you're working 24 hours a day for the man.

    1. Re:It's illegal in some states by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      salaried/exempt, that's me.

      Before I got moved to development I was a Security Admin for a fortune 500 company, but they still would let me bill for business expenses, like cell phone calls and they provided me with a pager. So I don't think it's a question of working for a privately held company vs. a publicly traded one as some posters said it was.

      ("you" is in refrence to the submitter)

      I think this is a personal dilemma. Here are some points you should consider.

      What % of the broadband usage is for business and what % is personal.

      How important is this to you, by that I mean are you willing to leave the job over it?

      At my job I wouldn't be afraid to tell my manger that an issue might get me to look for a new job if it wasn't changed or a reasonable explanation wasn't given, I wouldn't worry about him letting me go for something trivial. You might not have the relationship with your manager if you don't I would get a job lined up then talk.

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  186. Bad sign. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of cost cutting is a bad sign, if they won't even pay simple expenses such as these then it means the company isn't making money.

    Time to look elsewhere for an income.

  187. $150/yr - that's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company sets aside $150/yr/employee. You have a choice of: a) internet access, or b) professional memberships (i.e. IEEE, ACM).

  188. The quick responce is by oneishy · · Score: 1

    You say : "You should be a dedicated CIO who desires to empower your employees with the tools they need to perform at the highest efficiency and with the quickest responce time (And if they are willing, to allow them to respond to work problems from home etc...) You should be willing to do whatever it takes to make that happen!"

    I am in the same situation as you were, where those benifits are paid by the employer. I currently carry 2 cell phones (one for work, and one for me), and I would still give that responce in a hartbeat if they wanted to take it away. I also don't think it would last long at my office. If everyone takes the stance of "If the employer doesn't want my after-work-hours support, they aren't getting it" it will crumble.

  189. Welcome to the NEW world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds all too familiar!

    If employees were not expendable/consumable before, they certainly are these days. Look at where all of the work is going. Outsourceing oveseas is a way to bypass all of us in this country. They can use up the masses overseas because they are willing to work for what we would consider nothing. Corporation are not outsourcing because they have to but because they can (get away with it ... Thanks Dubya). The bigger the corporation the larger the greed factor. We can only hope what goes around comes around ... and that we will be alive to see it!

  190. From a fairly small business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had to do everything from systems administration to tech support to programming at a relatively small (about 75 users) company. They gave me a cell phone so they could reach me for tech support calls away from work. I'm fine with this, as they're footing the bill on it. If they think it's necessary that I be able to react to a call within half an hour (commute of 30-45 mins) for something that can't be done by a random user over the phone, they would have to at least cover some of my home internet access costs. If they insist on a VPN connection to connect to the company's network, and I don't have VPN capability with my home router, I'm not going to do any remote administration. If they want to supply me with a firewall/router with VPN capability, I'll gladly borrow one while I'm employed there.
    You're under no obligation whatsoever to be on call if you're paying to be on call. Either they can give you a raise to cover your costs on the grounds that you make yourself available, or you aren't available. Simple as that.

    As a rule of thumb, if they're not paying for it, they don't have rights to use it.

  191. If it's a necessity it should be provided for by morzel · · Score: 1
    If that internet connection/pager/cell phone is a necessity to do your job properly, it should be provided for by your company.

    If your new CIO is cutting these 'benefits', he either:

    • is making a statement to his minions (and more importantly: to his peer C-men) about being in control of the budget.
    • has knowledge of a shaky financial situation ahead.
    • wants to test you and your colleagues to find out who are submissive and who isn't.
    • is just a schmuck who doesn't know better.
    I would make it clear to him (on paper/mail) that those tool(s) are indispensible for providing service outside of business hours and that they should not be dependable on personal budgets.
    Sit it out for a couple of days/weeks, the more he is getting to know the team, he may as well see how those tools are important to you and to the business.

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    [Zappa]
  192. Real Motives... by Borongo · · Score: 1

    The new CIO maybe saying "the dedicated" crap, but he thinks your all using these as nifty toys on the company dime or worse using them for activities that don't help the company like your own personal gain. I'd get out of there fast before he decides you need to buy your own chairs and desks for the office.

  193. Re:Non-reimbursement is insulting and quasi-illega by ewg · · Score: 1

    Getting certified and travelling to client sites is not something you would do with your own money.

    Getting broadband and a mobile phone are things a lot of people do on their own.

    Heck, I would rather pay for these things on my own, so I can choose when and whether to use them for work purposes.

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  194. What I Did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company did the same to me. I canceled the broadband (and re-opened the account under my own name) and changed cell phone numbers and started watching caller ID; I would answer calls from coworkers, but not my boss. When they called my home phone, I told them it would take me 30-45 minutes to get into the office (accurate). Most problems were found to be able to wait until morning.

    Eventually, the CIO got caught in the wave of downsizing and cost-cutting that set off this penny-pinching. Now I'm simply not on call after hours -- the new guy understands that if the money isn't there for it, the service won't be, either.

  195. Yes, but only after a fight by greenergrad · · Score: 0

    I'm the IT Director and I had to fight to get paid home broadband service for myself and two techs. The argument against it is that the two techs are hourly employees and any work they do from home needs to be on the clock. We each submit a bill once a year to verify the current costs and we get a check each month.

    The company also buys our cell phones, laptops, PDAs, etc.

  196. The catch is... by amightywind · · Score: 1

    My company pays for broadband. But you have to sign an agreement allowing your machine to be searched at anytime. Don't want to be spreading around those trade secrets I guess. Since they are anxious to trample my privacy and they don't support GNU/Linux, I have no interest.

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  197. IRS by blooba · · Score: 1

    The IRS has strict guidelines for determining status as an employee. These guidelines are a result of M$ trying to pass off employees as contractors, or vice versa, in order to finagle their taxes some years ago. The guidelines mention something about whether or not you are required to use the equipment furnished by the employer/client. I seem to recall that, if you have to furnish your own equipment, then the IRS considers you a contractor, not an employee.

  198. *Everything's* negotiable! by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1

    Just because your company has a policy doesn't mean you shouldn't try them to make an exception for YOU. (Just don't tell anyone else what you're getting.)

    1. Re:*Everything's* negotiable! by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      "Just don't tell anyone else what you're getting."

      WTF. I'd say this is rather selfish, but possibly the remark wasn't serious.

      My suggestion is to give them the finger. If everybody refuses to make 'comitted overtime' etc etc. What will they do?

      Is there no employee representation to negotioate about that kind of things?

      If you accept that you pay phonecosts made on a private line you are just accepting a cut in your salary.

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  199. cel phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use my cel phone for work related calls as well as personal calls. As a result I just ask them to cover the work related calls / charges and go through my bill at the end of the month.

  200. Your company doesn't pay for broadband/cell/etc by rcamans · · Score: 1

    You do not understand.
    The top management is not trying to save money.
    They are trying to increase THEIR OWN paychecks.
    Check into it.
    I am willing to bet on it.
    Many companies in recent bad times increased executive compensation.
    And cut benefits.
    Bastards.

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  201. Business perspective: Some questions by securitas · · Score: 2, Insightful


    There are some questions that need to be answered:

    • Is the work that the company wants you to do considered important or essential to the business?
    • Is broadband and wireless communication ability considered an inherent or important part of that work?
    • Is the ability to respond with devices such as Blackberries, cell phones and pagers -- and the associated response times -- considered important or essential to the company?
    • Do broadband and these other devices enable you to do work that is considered important for customer satisfaction or business continutity?
    • Does the company benefit from the provision of these devices and services?
    • Are the activities that any or all of these devices and services enable considered to be part of your job?

    If the answer to any or all of the above questions is "yes" -- especially the last one -- then the company should pay for it since it is the principal beneficiary of the work that these devices and services enable. It is up to the employer to provide the facilities, materials and tools required to do the job (unless it is explicitly stated otherwise in your employment contract).

    If the company is willing to accept lower customer satisfaction ratings or interruptions in business continuity by not paying for these items, then it should be optional for the employee to pay for or use these items in their work. If it's not important enough for the company to pay for these things then it certainly isn't important enough for the employee to do so.

    Whatever the case the employees should not be put in a position where they are forced to fund business operations to do their jobs -- which is very much what this sounds like.

  202. broadband+cell+pager+VPN+17"powerbook+PC+magazines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of the above were expensable, plus a few lunches here & there, plus mileage running company errands.

    Pagers eventually were phased out in favor of cell phones with built-in paging. I declined the home PC (since it would have been an Intel box) and picked up an AlphaServer 1200 w/Tru64 for home instead, and had that on my employer's network with the supplied hardware VPN box.

    The catch? 70+ hour weeks on salary. Not complaining though, at a very strong 6 figs.

  203. Re:Bottom Line: The CIO isn't gonna move by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    No the CIO is "in" with the brass and will never get fired, no matter how shitty a job he does. As long at the CEO can check his email anytime he wants, it will look like the CIO is doing his job. When things get borked further down, it will be the employees fault.

    Find another job and write off the company, or start your own business. I did, and now I get to post on /. whenever I want!

    (of course, spending 30 mintes reading /. means I'll be working this evening on jobs that have to be done by tomorrow, but as my boss, I've approved the overtime pay ;-)

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  204. Crappy job by siskbc · · Score: 1
    I totally agree, but your solution isn't a realistic one. That's only a great way to LOSE your job. The best thing for companies to do is to pay for any cell phone charges that were caused by after hours work. If they are really generous, they could also pay for a percentage of your internet cost if you use it from home. Either that, or just write it off as "needed for work" for tax purposes ;)

    I really don't mean to seem flip - I am in the job market, so I know how hard it is to find such a job - but this might be time to look for another job. When companies start down this road, it's a sign of one (or two) of two things: 1) an insufferable, micromanaging, pennywise/pound-foolish tight-assed, non-caring boss, or 2) a company that's in such dire financial straits that they're looking for any avenue to save money. You don't want to work for a boss like that, and if the company is in such financial trouble in a generally improving economy, they're not in good shape.

    If it were me, I'd start looking for a job, updating the resume, etc. After I started finding job prospects, I'd be tempted to tell them that since I used broadband primarily for work, I'm dropping it. See how they respond.

    But I agree with you, pissing off your employer is never a good idea, and when you don't have another job lined up, it's a really bad idea.

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  205. Re:If the company is going to force me to have it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but they do pay for the cellphone which I promptly turn off as soon as I leave the office. (Hey, they only had me promise to carry it with me, not answer it)

    You're part of the reason IT jobs are being outsourced.

  206. Typical Management by Hexzero · · Score: 1

    What you need to ask yourself is what happened to the old CIO and what idealogies did the new CIO get hired? I am willing to bet you that this new CIO is probably trying to gain some quick points by lowering his monthly budget thus making a quick impact impression with the other "shirts". This will probably be shortlived. When a server dies and you do not repsond because the latency of your dial-up connection is crap, you can be damn sure that the blame will be placed on the fool that cut your connection.

  207. I'd side with the CIO by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    It appears from the posting that they're only company administrators (PHBs), not network admins, not coders ...
    My fellow administrators and I used to have company provided ISDN lines in our homes so that we could respond quickly to issues after hours.
    Who cares if some HR wonk or marketing veep isn't stealing^H^H^H^H^H^H^getting to dip into the company's IT budget any more. I'd side with the CIO on this one. Keep the funds for the guys who actually need to be able to ssh into a server to fix a problem.

    "responding quickly to issues" could just mean being able to send the occasional email or check out some powerpoint slide show.

  208. My company pays... by yack0 · · Score: 1

    I work for a school and they provide me a Treo serving as my cellular, pager and PDA.

    They pay for my DSL at home. I have the bill sent here to the school and send it interoffice to our department admin assistant.

    I'm expected to be available 24/7 and my share of the 365 in conjunction with my other network engineer here. We coordinate our time off so one of us is always here.

    I'm salaried.

    In the past, my job at 'middle sized ISP (20k subs)' paid for a cell phone we all shared in the department. They also paid in full for my pager. I got free dialup.

    My job at 'small ISP (serving 5000 subs)' gave me a cell phone which served as my pager. I was not in range of DSL or wifi with them, but I still have a free dialup account from them (they know about it) and I had my own DSL that I paid for myself.

    It's pretty much given that if I'm working to monitor and maintain the network, from wherever I am, they'll provide the means to connect me to that.

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  209. Stopped paying for broadband... by WizzleWizzleWizzle · · Score: 1

    My company stopped paying for broadband when wi-fi caught on in the neighborhood...

    whooops, not what the poster meant...

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  210. no dice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    company doesn't want to pay for my resources at home, company does not have access to my resources.

    they wouldn't pay for my cel phone, so i stopped answering it. they ended up getting me a work cel phone. they don't pay for my internet, so i don't answer emails or write reports or troubleshoot at home. i get extremely nasty with them when i get an overnite phone call about the stupidest things

    bottom line, i don't work 24/7. i am not at the whim of the company to do what they want when they want. if they don't like it they can fire me. oddly, i've said that for 4 years, and i am still here.

    have no fear, you can do it too. just say no.

  211. When I worked as a porn star by strike2867 · · Score: 0

    My boss payed for my hookers.

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  212. Load of crap! by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

    My company pays for my cell phone, and my DSL line because they are required for work and they expect to be able to reach me via either at all times.

    If your company doesn't want any such assurance, then sure its okay. If your machine is swamped for porn torrents or whatever, too bad :)

  213. write it off on your taxes by Wansu · · Score: 1



    If your employer requires you to access the company network from home, the broadband service is deductible if half your activity on it is company related. For that matter, so is the computer, whatever software you run on it and related equipment/supplies. Check IRS Pub 529 for details. I've used an accountant for the past 20 years to do this. I build myself a new machine every other year and use it only for work. I have a home office in one room of my house and only do my work-from-home stuff in there.

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  214. Re: Yeah, Right... by lysium · · Score: 1
    How does one VNC into a server over a dial-up (VPN!) connection or a Blackberry? Many businesses run stock Microsoft products -- no ssh, and no command line. Your suggestions amount to little more than notifcation -- no problem will be solved with the tools you mention.

    It's not "dot-bomb" sophistry; professionals require professional tools. Which are never cheap.

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  215. Law firms tend to expense stuff out. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    My law firm offers free routers (with firewalls), but does not pay for any broadband. They pay for pagers, blackberrys for important lawyers, and occasionally have us tech people "test" things like new blackberries, which we do not have to return.

    They do not pay for phones.

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  216. Pager vs. Cell Phone at a Newspaper by RobDogAlpha · · Score: 1

    I'm a photographer at a small daily newspaper, and I'm expected to be contactable at all points during my day. Instead of footing my cell phone bill, my company issued me a pager.
    This is 2004, last I checked, and I can only assume that they expect me to return the pages with a pay phone or my personal cell phone. What did I do?
    I returned the pager and I use my own phone to answer their incomming calls. In their minds using my own phone is a choice I've made, and it's not their problem to pick up the tab.
    On a side note, I also use my own laptop for photo editing because their computers are crap. My situation is the case at many small newspapers.
    Please shed a tear for the underpaid journalist.

  217. Previous employment by dacarr · · Score: 1
    When I was working for AmerisourceBergen up until 2002, they would pay their telecommuters' broadband charges. My mind turns to the VP of IT, who was based up in Wrightwood, CA (at the time, the corp. HQ was in Orange - about 2 hours one way owing to rush hour traffic on I-15) had a cable modem at her place. Mind you, this is when they were still Bergen Brunswig, and she still came in at least twice a week.

    Point of this anecdote is that, if it is necessary for the company to function and it fits into the budget, then yes, they should be obligated to pay for at least part of your broadband connection. Many companies can and will do this, and will generally consider it easier to just pay the whole damn thing or up to a fixed amount (just so you can't get the OC3 into your home and expect the boss to foot the bill). The mentality is simple - it is something that can be called necessary for corporate functionality, and therefore it is something the company needs to spend money on.

    So yeah, if your CIO says you should pay for it, then your business broadband becomes your personal broadband. Tell him that you can't be obligated to use your personal belongings for company usage, and per IRS mandates, because you're a W2 employee, if you don't have a company sponsored broadband, you cannot administrate from home because the company is not providing the tools you need. (OK, this doesn't work if you're 1099.)

    Mind you, the last part I'm probably just blowing out of my @$$. After all, IANAL.

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  218. it's all part of compensation by rnd() · · Score: 1

    The employer doesn't owe you anything, nor do you owe the employer anything. Your job is based on a mutually beneficial agreement.

    If the change in policy results in the agreement no longer being beneficial to you, or if you can find an alternative that is better, you are free to do so. Similarly, you are free to demand broadband, a blackberry, and a hot tub as conditions of your continued employment, or a 25% raise, each of which your employer is free to refuse.

    If you want to keep your job, you'll understand that the company needs to make a profit. Benefits are usually cut when times are tough. If you get a flat tire on the way to work and show up an hour late, you'd expect some understanding. Similarly, the company may need to cut benefits in order to get through a short term cash flow crisis.

    If you have a new CIO, chances are he/she is trying to be a hero by immediately cutting costs. The decision may be shortsighted, and you might want to run the risk of explaining why there may be better places to cut costs (keep in mind that some people do not like being told that a decision they have made has been wrong... many people are also not keen on reversing a decision they have already made, as irrational as it may have been)...

    Best of luck... you can always start a web hosting company at home, host a site via your broadband, charge someone $1 a year for it and claim the loss against your taxes.

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  219. Be Pragmatic! by IggyBung · · Score: 1

    Do you REALLY need a cell phone AND a pager AND a Blackberry? I would think a pager alone would be sufficient. It's enough to let you know you're needed, and where. You can work out the rest (I hope). Everything else is a perk.

    Our IT department all got cell phones a couple years ago. Do you think anyone can get a hold of them. No. They "don't want to give there numbers to just anybody". So you had to call one of them to get the number of another one, but, oh, you don't have the number.....that's useful.

    As for connectivity to work, I certainly agree that the company should be responsible for a PORTION of your broadband and you should have sufficient access to SSH or whatever you need to do the job. I know I'd hate to drive all the way in to the office ( hour drive) to fix something I could do in 2 minutes from home if I had the right access. But, how much of the broadband usage is personal and how much is business? 50/50? Not likely. Can you really expect your company to pay the whole shot when it's really only used every now and then for work?

    There's nothing cheap about being pragmatic.

  220. what is a blackberry? by timerider · · Score: 1

    ddumb question, yea... but i have not heard that term for anything other than the fruit.

    1. Re:what is a blackberry? by securitas · · Score: 1


      A BlackBerry is a handheld, wireless mobile e-mail device and organizer manufactured by Research In Motion (RIM). It differs from other mobile e-mail devices because it uses a push-based technology to deliver e-mail, instead of the traditional model where you would have to manually retrieve e-mails from the server.

      The newer models have mobile phones built in. They are very addictive to use and as a result have earned the nickname CrackBerry.

  221. Cell Phone BS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am the primary IT contact for any issues in the field for a very large - open 365 days of the year - 600 units operating in 38 states - cash business.

    About 2 years ago, one of the VPs in my dept sent me a $1500 cell phone bill asking that I pay for "any minuites incurred over [my] alotted plan limit". I paid it, but then let the VP know that if they DON'T want me to turn my phone off at 5pm every day, and leave it off until 8AM the next day, then they better not dare send me any more cell phone bills.

    Have not received another one since!

  222. I respectfully disagree. by websensei · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you have a technical job (webdev, sysadmin, engineering, IT, whatever) you are also likely to be someone who is going to have a cellphone and broadband, whether you're employed or not. Asking a company to pay you for these things is not unreasonable, but neither is rejecting this request. My company moved from a location that was accessible by public transportation to one that is not. But I didn't expect them to buy me a car. What I did expect was for them to continue to pay me a good salary so I can afford things like internet access, cellphone and vehicle -- which they've done.

    The degree of "us vs them, screw the greedy bastards at the top" attitude I see here on /. seems unfortunate. To be happy at your job you should be psychologically/emotionally aligned with the goals of the company as a whole. Try recognizing that a good CFO (one who might well *prevent* the kind of burn rate that prevents startups from reaching break-even) should make every effort to reduce costs, keeping you and everyone else in a job. Also a huge factor in reaching financial stability (which makes potential investors happy) is predictability. A CFO would usually prefer a flat $100/month stipend to all sysadmins (for example) to ad-hoc $70/month requests, as it can be more easily budgeted.

    Note I do feel that 24/7 oncall duty or any kind of undue access to your time should be accounted for in your pay. If you and bob are paid the same, but you're expected to field 3am phone calls and pages on the weekend, and bob is not, that is a problem. But you should consider this accessibility and all its various costs as accounted for in your salary requirements (just like you pay for gas in your car if you commute) and not insist that it be reimbursed separately.

    That may have been rambling and only somewhat coherent, but I'm, ah.. done.

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    1. Re:I respectfully disagree. by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      It all depends on what the terms of employment were.

      It doesn't matter which items you are likely to have. I'm likely to have food in my house, this doesn't mean I'm supposed to feed the CEO.

      You cited the fact that your company moved from a location that was serviced by public transit to one that was not. It absolutely isn't the company's responsibility to buy you car. The reason why is because your contract stipulated that you had to be at work on time. This doesn't mean you have to buy a car either. You could:

      1. Run to work.
      2. Bike to work.
      3. Segway to work.
      4. Carpool to work.
      5. Move closer to work.

      In fact it really is none of the company's business how you get there, as long as you do and it's on time.

      But you should consider this accessibility and all its various costs as accounted for in your salary requirements (just like you pay for gas in your car if you commute) and not insist that it be reimbursed separately.

      This is the problem. You are assuming that 24/7 availability is stipulated in the guy's job requirements. Maybe it isn't. If not, this "service" may be negotiable. The worst thing you can do is negotiate against yourself by telling yourself there is nothing you can do. Instead of taking it up the ass, this guy should have a talk with management and see if he can come to some reasonable compromise.

      If the guy agreed to 24/7 availability and the company did not agree to provide the equipment, well then the equipment was a bonus, and he isn't getting screwed.

      It's hard to say what this guy should do without getting all the facts first.

  223. New CIO will soon be ex-CIO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If this is an example of your CIO's decision-making ability, there's a pretty good likelihood that he or she will soon be your ex-CIO. This kind of thing is just Not Done in professional organizations.

    That said, it happens all the time. I used to work as a network engineer at an at-that-time well known research organization that ran an at-that-time large piece of the Internet infrastructure. The folks doing second-line 7/24 on-call support weren't compensated for being on call. This was totally inappropriate (and probably violated the host organization's regulations) but happened anyway, because we liked our jobs too much to go elsewhere even though there was an OK job market at the time.

    Seems like you have a few options open to you:

    Bitch up a storm. Usually the least effective, most frustrating option in most organizations.

    Passive-aggressively bitch -- when called say "sorry, I have no home Internet access that I can use for work purposes, you'll need to ask someone else to do that". Better than option 1 anyway.

    Suck it up. Decide that you like your job well enough to endure a few insults. This is what I did in my earlier job. Worked out OK in the end. With luck your new CIO will transition to ex-CIO soon.

    Polish up your resume and move on to some place that's professionally managed. In fact polish up your resume anyway -- maybe your new CIO knows something you don't, the company is almost out of money, and soon it won't just be perks like DSL that are disappearing.

  224. A little balance goes a long way. by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

    Here in my own happy-work-land we have achieved a sort of reasonable balance. If I want to work from home (a perk) the company will pay for VPN access (about $300 a year IT costs and license fees for one user) but I have to pay for my internet access. Broadband or dialup or none at all is my choice, but no internet = no VPN.

    I'm not "on call", so I don't carry a cell phone or pager, but if work calls and I answer, I almost always will try to help out.

    If I can save the company 60 minutes of downtime on one of our big systems, I have more than covered the cost of the VPN. Plus, it never hurts to be a hero once in a while.

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  225. 900 number cell phone by mavantix · · Score: 1

    What we really need is 1-900 numbers for our cell phones. Then we can make a profit when the company calls us on our personal cell phones. Many Motorola phones even support 2 lines, so you could even have a different ring tone when someone calls your 900 number!

  226. other expenses by koehn · · Score: 1

    I assume that your CIO uses his own license of Excel from home, and bought the computer on his desk then, right?

  227. Watch out about doing the extraordinary... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    Watch out about doing the extraordinary!Otherwise, it become ordinary, then expected....

    If you're always pulling rabbits out of hats for your employer, instead of appreciating it, they will begin to EXPECT it from you. Then the one time you CAN'T, you will be PUNISHED!

    Don't let the extraordinary become ordinary!

    I have a friend who swears that a: "Planned outage" once in a while can make them appreciate you more....

  228. Sure, but it will cost you by plcurechax · · Score: 1

    dedicated staff who desire to be responsive

    Sure thing, but you see, in the evenings I run a small consulting firm, and they bill $200 an hour plus expenses. So, no I don't mind the boss expecting me to pay for my own internet access and cell phone as long as he is willing to pay my rates. :-)

  229. Be careful about your negotiating position by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the post H-1b/L-1 USA, lying jerks like the CIO in question have lots of negotiating position. It might be hard for you to find another similar job rapidly. You might consider starting a business in which you control the customer list.

  230. Re:Easy one. = Easy way out the door by potus98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number.

    Instead, your replacement will take care of all those pesky "issues" like decorating your cube and picking up your paycheck. If you really are an integral part of keeping a company running 24x7, then your salary probably already reflects it. Let's be honest: most folks have 1+Mb Internet connections and cell phones anyways. It's not like the co. is asking you to maintain a DS3 into your basement.

    It's easy to sound-off on /. posts, but you're facing a reality of today's business world. Try negotiating an in-between solution. Discuss with management that you recognize most folks have Internet connections and cell phones anyways. (Now, they'll recognize you live in the real world with them.) Then explain you are committed to the company, cite examples, etc... (Yea, basically kiss-up a little). Then explain that you'd like to expense a portion of your business-related expenses. If 50% of your cell calls are work related and a fourth of your Internet time is resolving work issues, then you'd like to expense those percentages of those bills. Explain how this arrangement would help you adjust your budget during this transition period that the co. is going through.

    After a while, you can push those numbers up a little since no-one will actually look at every in/out-bound number on your cell phone bill. ;-) And as for the so-called transition period, how many "temporary fixes" are still in place years later? ;-) Don't take any big stands on this issue. Don't bring it up in the weekly staff meeting. Let this negotiation occur quietly between you and whoever approves your expenses. It's the real world, population: us.

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  231. IF they are not willing to pay by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    then these things are not a requirement.

    If you are REQUIRED to have broadband (or anything else) the company should pay for it.

    OTOH, if these are things that make doing your job easier, but your employer does not require you to have, then the employer should not have to pay for it.

    As long as the boss isn't going to bitch at you for not having braodband/blackberry/alpha pager/etc, then refusing to pay for them is fine.

  232. Toys? Who wants 'em... by steppin_razor_LA · · Score: 1

    I never understood why people actually want pagers, blackberries, etc.

    When I contracted at Warner Music Group, I avoided getting issued a two way pager as long as possible. Eventually when I was added to the "on call" rotation, I made the argument that I was saving the company money by not requiring my own pager and worked it out so that I shared the two way pager of one of the other admins. Whomever was on call would have to drag the damn thing around and get/deal with the messages.

    I gave my cell phone number to my boss and a few coworkers but made sure that it wasn't published on any other lists. The company wasn't paying for my cell phone bill so as far as I was concerned, it wasn't up for their usage.

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  233. You need to speak their language and duck by DeVilla · · Score: 1
    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that ...

    This is the point of confusion in my mind. Who's benefit? They benefit from your accessability. If you employer wants you to have better than dialup speed access one a single phone line and hit or miss phone response, then they need to cover it at least in part. Otherwise, expecting you to cover it out of you wages w/o a pay raise is effectively a pay cut. Likewise, increases in such costs would be pay cuts.

    You employer has to understand that if they want to motivate their top performers, they cannot do so with pay cuts. Further more, since cell phones and the like cost per use, if they contact you a lot or make you use them excessively on their behalf, it is pure cost to you with out motivation to the company to try to control those expenses. It would be irresponsible for you to pay for them if the you employer is going to make excesive use if of them.

    Basicly, your employer is the one benfitting you login from home, during vacation, at 2 in the morning to fix a problem while taking to tech support 2 timezones away. A dedicate employee would like knowing he can do that, but being dedicated does not mean you are made of money unless you employer pays you truly obscene amounts.

    Of course, if you tell you CIO this, he may understand or he may take it as insubordination. If he understands, he may try to work out something to limit paying for non-work related use (like expensing).

    If he take offense, then you have a decision to make. Is this guy and some what dense when it comes to dealing with support? Does he consider your job overhead? Chances are he going to keep try to sap you to save the company money. He'll kill moral and if he peers and superiors do recognize it, then things will get a lot worse before they get better.

  234. It's worse than a pay cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A pay cut would have been honest; this is a "hidden fee" that they're charging employees to work for them, with the added insult that they're trying to guilt you into not feeling "dedicated" enough if you complain.

  235. Yes, but... by why-is-it · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers

    I work for a major telco, and our management currently pays for broadband for people who are required to provide 7x24 support, people who work from home, and senior management.

    In a relentless drive to lower costs, this policy is under review, but we haven't heard the results yet.

    Most of my co-workers have laptops (I don't) and they expense their broadband bills monthly. I could expense my broadband, but in order to do my job remotely, I would have to install additional software on my personal computer. Given that there is no place for personal software on corporate assets, I believe that there is also no place for corporate software on my personal assets, so I manage with a 56k dial connection when I do 24x7 support.

    I see no need to try to expense my phone bill, because I would have that regardless and there is unlimited local calling anyways.

    A previous manager once asked me for my personal cell phone number so that he could have it printed on my new business cards. I asked if I could expense the bill for my cell phone if I agreed, only to be told that the company does not pay for personal use items. That being the case, I decided that my personal cell phone would remain for personal use only.

    I don't view this as not being a team player. I work a lot of unpaid overtime, and when there are fires to be put out, I stay for the duration until things are under control.

    I do not see it as being part of my job description to subsidize a multi-billion dollar corporation. If they want me to be available outside of the office, they can provide me with a cell-phone and/or pager. I will not use my own assets to help them do their job

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  236. People like this by nusratt · · Score: 1

    are evil and should be shot.

    "we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers"
    Even if the job makes them mandatory?!

    It's part of the trend created by a buyers' market for labor (like the companies which have been dropping the relaxed dress-codes of the nineties, "just because we CAN").

    One solution is fake-sincere passive resistance: "sorry you couldn't reach me last weekend, boss -- my device and reception are s-o-o-o unreliable, and I'm locked into this service-contract and really can't afford anything better [whimper]".

    And if they give you sh*t about it, contact the appropriate governmental body for labor affairs.

    (And when will I-T people start waking-up to the true value of labor unions, dammit?!)
    (Hmmmm . . . I wonder if it might not improve wages of US/EU workers, to send someone to go to India and start labor-organizing *those* I-T workers . . .

  237. Cost of doing business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have 2 quick points.

    1. I'm a dispatcher and work with mechanics. The mechanics make really good money, however they're expected to buy their own tools. Some of the tool boxes have $20,000 in tools. And that's normal for mechanics. The world might be going that way, but if you can make more money someplace else it's your right to go do it.

    2. By being a company man, doing whatever it takes to be available, working inconvenient hours, and being a team player I've managed to double my salary in a few years, and expect to do so again in a few more. Hosing everyone else by being unavailable and not doing your job isn't going to get you anywhere.

    There's my 2 cents

    1. Re:Cost of doing business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, if you are a network or systems guy are expected to have a toolset to do certain jobs. You know going into the position what kind of after hours requirements there are. If one neglects those facts when considering a job they have no one to blame but themselves.

  238. Your super lucky apparently and living in the dark by greymond · · Score: 1

    Let me enlighten you to a little secret...over the past 4 years the US has been in a recession and IT has been hit very hard especially. A lot of shitty companies went out of business for spending tons of money on shit they didn't need. Now most companies will NOT pay for any of the listed items you mentioned. The fact that your company has been doing that means

    1) Your company makes a shitload of money still

    2) Your company is retarded and spending way to much probably in debt and probably going to start layoffs soon

    I don't know any fellow tech industry workers who have their cell phone, pager, pda, home dsl paid for anymore. That shit just doesn't happen round here at least. Here = Bay Area.

  239. unionize by mr_burns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    CIO's wouldn't be able to pull this kind of shit if we were a union trade. We could demand better pay for having to subsidize company architcture or they would have to pay for it themselves. Otherwise we walk while the windows worm of the week burrows unopposed.

    If half the CIO's of the fortune 500 were giving evil eyes to your CIO because of a sympathy strike on your behalf, this would be an entirely different story. Such a CIO could be endangering their carreer if they turn the screws too tight on their staff.

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    1. Re:unionize by adubeau · · Score: 1


      That will never happen....

    2. Re:unionize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One downfall to unions is you get paid for exactly what's in the contract. No more. No less. It's hard to soar with eagles when you're chained to a stump.

    3. Re:unionize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CIO's wouldn't be able to pull this kind of shit if we were a union trade.

      And then you would have different pay scales set by some union and your union rep would be living large off of 5% of your salary.

      If you think unions are the way to go, go join the teamsters and hang out with those doofesess.

  240. Choose your battles by Everach · · Score: 1

    It's time for a fresh look at your employment.

    Don't up and quit just because the new CIO has decided to focus more on the bottom line and less on perks and warm fuzzies. There's a strong push to make IT Managers more accountable for actual dollars ever since Enron went south.

    Which is a direct response to the happy days of free bagels and gournmet coffee dispensers for every office. The bubble is gone. Time to deal with it.

    Pretend you just got fired. Go home, sleep on it. Come back the next day with a 'new job' mentality. Take at look at your responsabilities and your compensation. Is this what you want to do for the next couple of years?

    Amd if the answer's no, start looking. I just ended 3 months of unemployment with three job offers. The jobs are back.

    P.S. non reimbursed business expenses are a tax write-off. Call your CPA for details.

  241. Let's be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore."

    While Carly's alturism is questionable, the statement is very poignant. Regardless of what your personal feelings on your employer are, the reality is that they provide a means to live. Very few of us grow our own food or own land on which to build a house meaning we must buy these things. In order to buy these things, we must involve ourselves in the societal structure of work.

    For a momentary aside, I recently left the technology sector to try my hand at marketing and frankly the payscale/workload equation outside technology is terrible by comparison. In an ideal technical situation, a system administrator is doing the job best when the phone never rings thus leaving free time to improve. Not many jobs are like that.

    So integrating into the society of work requires a few things above and beyond the listed requirements of adequate skill. For many jobs in many locations, a worker must have transportation and a wardrobe of some effect. Neither of these are required specifically by an employer, however, if an employee cannot make it to work or looks below standard upon arrival, chances are that employee will not be employed for very long.

    Carly's quote is of relevence because in order to keep that nice, well-paying tech job, the employer must remain competitive in the field and the employee must as well.

    If you have a stable tech job and make a fuss about the cost of broadband, you are ceasing to be competitive. If the employer pays for the connection, that's icing on the cake.

    I've read all the ranting about "my time" and "their time" and all of that nonsense. Above all, an employee should enjoy their job, else everyone suffers. So if an employee reasonably enjoys their job, they will do what's required to keep that job. If that means taking a $45 a month unofficial paycut, so be it.

    But chances are anyone truly invested in technology will have a broadband connection at home and often carry a cell phone. Share it, answer it, don't answer it, do whatever you want to... ...but remember that if you don't want your job, someone else does. Remember that if you want your job, so does someone else who will work for less. The company doesn't truly care about the "best" in most cases, rather "good enough"; you should think the same way. In the "best case" scenario, the company pays for broadband; in the "worst case" scenario, you have to... but not like you weren't going to anyway. If need be, look at the expense as an investment in keeping your job.

    To continue my aside, tech. works are seriously among the most spoiled individuals in the workforce. While our roles are crucial, they are also often overstated as well. If you ever leave the fluff of the tech. sector, you will find that many jobs are way more ass-kicking and paying for broadband is the least of your concerns... after health-care in many cases.

    nuckcl(at)yahoo.com

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    Elizabeth sent me this story called "Geek Player, Love Slayer" out of the Missouri Review. Being the production monkey formerly known as the IT Guy, I found a bit of humor in it as well as some relevant commentary, including the line Liz originally quoted in her email, How did Computer Guy become the lifeguard of the decade? as well as How much cultural power will the Geek Player amass before people realize he's just a guy who can talk to machines? and Those guys had a certain pathetic, introverted arrogance because they knew they had the rest of the office by the stones. But they were basically frightened of people.

    http://www.missourireview.org/index.php?genre=Fi ct ion&title=Geek+Player%2C+Love+Slayer

    Over the years of spending so much time in the lurid blue embrace of the cathode ray tube (and now the pale glow of ubiquitous liquid crystal flat panels), I understand these concepts. Technology was raised to a power in that wrinkle in time when everyone needed a computer to do busines

  242. I got yer experience RIGHT HERE by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

    What sort of experiences do the rest of slashdotters have along these lines?

    It's simple. See, there's this management culture; it's ubiquitous. Bunch of back-slapping, golf club playing, BMW driving, Hamptons vacationing, Montessori school tuition paying, 'right-sizing', ice cube chewing,golf shirt wearing gekkos, most of 'em. They would fire their mother if it was expected of them. They do NOT do what is right, but only what is expected of them.

    Being highly proficient in doublespeak, they can deep-down know what they are doing would land them in hell, were there a hell, and still do it, in order to keep their corner office. They will do what is MORALLY and ETHICALLY wrong, if their boss wants them to. They have no soul, but perfect teeth and hair.

    Their bosses want to maximize profit. They don't give a damn how. If they have to pound their employees in the ass by forcing them to buy required tools themselves, and can get away with it, they will.

    In short, they are scum, in my experience. I mean these things in all sincerity and after much observation and meditation.

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  243. What's fair by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they demand broadband, then they pay for it. However, they reserve the right to demand that it only be used for their purposes. Same for cell phones, etc - if they want it, they pay. However if they pay, they can (and probably should) dictate how it's used. ...which is pretty much what we do here.
    For general users, I provide them with a machine, and we pay for the cablemodem. The caveat is that the machine will be used *exactly* for work, and nothing else. They're free to connect a personal machine to that cablemodem, but the stuff I provide had better not ever touch anything other than here.

    At home, I pay for the cablemodem since it's a legacy anyway. I do have, however, a machine that is dedicated for work - simply because I've told my employer that I will *not* pollute my personal property with their required software, nor will I compromise my machines' usability with their software's requirements... unless they wish to take responsibility / liability for the impact of their software on my machines - if their crap bones it, they pay. Obviously, they got me a dedicated box for the task.

    So, fair's fair. If they want you to be accountable for providing equipment, then you have complete authority over how it gets used. Likewise, if they want authority over how it's used, then they are accountable for providing it.

    Sounds like your CIO wants the authority, while sticking you with the accountability. Use that exact expression when you discuss this topic, and you'll discover that your CIO must change his verbiage one way or the other, very quickly.

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  244. Load up on "unreimbursed work expenses" by eufreka · · Score: 1
    www.bankrate.com/brm/itax/tips/20010327a.asp

    Be pro-active and load up on the deductions. After all, the CIO's policy is official, so you can't really have work-related home broadband without a work-related home office to terminate it in. Same with the cell phone and other stuff. You can probably load in (and depreciate) most of your home equipment...heck, even your Starbuck's wireless bill! (Always available, right.)

  245. Company is trying to tell you by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

    that they are running out of money, and you are better off starting to look for a new job right now.

    The old workplace first scrapped free fruit, then they started with the rest to cut minor expenses, but many of them. Result is, some employees will leave the company, and often recruiting costs of one employee + the higher salary he wants makes it bad business for the company.

  246. BUT..... by DesScorp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That was YOUR choice. You volunteered to do those things, and at a startup, it was recognized and appreciated. This guy's boss is just cheap. It's more of the same old mentality: Let's squeeze as much profit and productivity from these people as we can without spending any money on them. And if they balk, hint at layoffs.

    He may not have any choice, but his piece of mind will be greatly increased if he can find another job with reasonable superiors. The ones he has now are making unreasonable demands at his fiscal expense.

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    1. Re:BUT..... by Jhon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That was YOUR choice.
      My choice -- yes. In as much as it's also my choice to either eat right and exercise or not. The latter, while still one of my choices, is obviously less healthy for me.

      As was the situation with my 'choice'. If I didn't 'choose' to apply myself the way I did, someone else would have. The very least would have me making significantly less money and someone else as manager -- and frankly, I like being 'the man'.

      "This guy", as you say, has choices to make too. Just let him make sure that choice is informed with full understanding of the concequences of either.
    2. Re:BUT..... by fetta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, some companies want you to treat it like a family business when they want you to do something but then treat you like an employee when they want something.

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      ** The opinions expressed here are my own, and do not reflect those of my employers - past, present, or future**
    3. Re:BUT..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you've never been a manager before. What if these cost savings measures are happening because the company is in trouble of forcing layoffs? Personally, I would rather give up my pager and cellphone than see my buddy laid off.

      Maybe you are a cold-hearted clod who would rather keep your company provided pager and cellphone than see your buddy gainfully employed, but me, I'm giving it up.

    4. Re:BUT..... by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is a pretty strange conclusion you've come up with. The way I would look at this situation is that, if the company is in trouble and might have to force layoffs, then I need to get my ass out of that job and move to a company that knows how to run its business correctly. If providing the tools employees need to do their jobs is too expensive for a company (tools which cost a tiny fraction of the employees' salaries), they have a serious management problem.

      However, looking at the situation of the original poster, it seems like it's more of a case of them hiring a new hatchet-man than just simple financial troubles.

    5. Re:BUT..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... if the job is worth THAT much to you, talk to a lawyer. Ask him about cases against Nordstrom's, regarding employees working off the clock, sending postcards, etc., to big customers at their own expense, etc.

      If you can argue that what you're being forced to pay for that was provided for the company is being argued as being essential by the company, then they need to have a policy about it.

      But it's up to you. At the end of the day, it's still only a job.

    6. Re:BUT..... by antarctican · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As was the situation with my 'choice'. If I didn't 'choose' to apply myself the way I did, someone else would have.

      But why is it a one or the other situation? I was in a position a few years ago where I bent over backwards to make myself available as well. I was known to respond to emails within minutes usually (yes, yes, no life..), and the reputation it gained me help me survive two layoff rounds. (finally got canned when I had personality conflicts with the new CEO, but that's a different story...)

      However, I insisted if they wanted me to do this they had to pay for my broadband and part of my cell bill. They saw it as a fair trade for the amount of productivity they received and the increased response time. We also had an agreement that if I had to come in at 3am, I got half a day off.

      This didn't stop my advancement, I received a promotion during my time there while others stayed in the same position, and received a raise during a year money was tight and most others received none. You can have your cake and eat it too, you just need enlightened management. I'd say this fellow's bosses are jerks, seeing employees as liabilities rather then assets/team members.

      Be firm, make sure they understand what you're contributing to the company. Keep fighting, go higher up the food chain if you have to to avoid brain dead managers. Hopefully someone with half a clue is running the company. Otherwise... get that old CV out, because no one deserves to be treated like that. You deserve to be compensated for your dedication, no be taken for granted.

    7. Re:BUT..... by antarctican · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you've never been a manager before. What if these cost savings measures are happening because the company is in trouble of forcing layoffs? Personally, I would rather give up my pager and cellphone than see my buddy laid off.

      That is a different issue. However that's a larger problem within the company if it is in an effort to save the company and he doesn't know this.

      In my old company we went through a cash crunch, and every time changes had to be made because of this the CEO sat us all down and explained the situation. He might not have been able to always tell us every detail because of various negotiations, but the upper mamangement did their best to make sure we knew where the company stood at all times. If we were curious, we could wander in and chat with them, open door policy.

      If they're being kept in the dark about the financial stability of this company, if they're being asked to do this because it will stop layoffs, they have a right to know, and it will make the sell easier.

      Just plan bad management. But of course I'ds bet dollars to doughnuts that it's more of a "being a cheap jerk" thing instead....

    8. Re:BUT..... by atheken · · Score: 1

      somebody explain to me again why we all need mobiles AND pagers?

    9. Re:BUT..... by xpeeblix · · Score: 1

      I think what the poster was trying to say was that you made the decision to make yourself a more valued employee at your own expense, most likely because you were fairly happy with your company.

      Obviously, that's paid off and was the wise decision.

      But how would you have responded if before you made that decision, management demanded it of you and hinted at handing you your hat if you didn't comply?

      Personally, I get annoyed when I'm asked to devote a weekend afternoon to some damn stupid company picnic...free Jello or no.

    10. Re:BUT..... by Jhon · · Score: 1
      But how would you have responded if before you made that decision, management demanded it of you and hinted at handing you your hat if you didn't comply?
      Sometimes the 'rules' change. Thats the way employment is. I'd be annoyed and frustrated -- and based on how I much I valued (needed/liked) the job I'd decide to either stay or look elsewhere. It sounds obvious that failure to comply with the new rules would at the very least freeze any 'upward' movement within the company.

      If the OP is truly unhappy with the change in policy, he's free to walk out today. My only point was to provide a broader view to the picture to allow him to better make his choice.
      Personally, I get annoyed when I'm asked to devote a weekend afternoon to some damn stupid company picnic...free Jello or no.
      Heh... I had the owner come to me some time ago and sit me down for a very 'serious' discussion. As management, it's part of my job to help keep up the morale of not just my department, but the company as a whole -- the end result of that conversation was that I showed up to work one (and all consecutive) Halloween in costume (with all the other managers and many employees). While this isn't something I would normal do, nor something I would enjoy doing, I don't have a huge problem doing it and it was brought up to me as a suggestion. And quite honestly, the company as a whole does seem to enjoy those days. Blows off some steam.
    11. Re:BUT..... by xpeeblix · · Score: 1

      .. I showed up to work one (and all consecutive) Halloween in costume..

      Costume? I'm a clown, you insensitive clod!

    12. Re:BUT..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working for a startup is different from working for an established company -- when you work for a startup, you're volunteering to work long hours for low pay in the hopes that when the company succeeds, you'll be one of the few reaping the rewards.

      But it doesn't sound like the original poster is working for a startup. It sounds like he's working for a cheap boss, who's trying to take advantage of him. My reaction? If my boss wants me available 24/7, he can pay me on-call rates. If my boss wants me to work more than 40 hours a week, he can pay me overtime. (If he pays me a sufficiently high salary, he can ask for both of those. I'll still probably say no.) If he wants me to carry a pager, he can pay for it. If he wants me to carry a cell phone, he can pay for it. If he wants me to have broadband access, he can pay for it. If he wants me to have a particular network numbering or a particular network topography or a particular operating system so that I can use the VPN client, then he can provide me with the network hardware and a computer to run the VPN client on. Do you get the theme here?

      If you allow your boss to take advantage of you -- and that's exactly what's going on here -- then it won't stop with this. But hey, it's your choice.

    13. Re:BUT..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do this for a while... then you give up when you realise the employer thinks they can get away with treating you like crap.

      I get no overtime (about right for this industry ATM it seems), no flexitime, have had 1 (very token) payrise in 4 years, work gets criticised to hell and I now get criticised for only working my contracted hours (I didn't see the point in putting in extra time anymore since it's clear I'm never going to get anything out of it). Now they're talking about moving me to out-of-hours on-call work in addition to my normal work...

      Needless to say I'm looking for a new job and want to move ASAP.

      Frankly if the employer doesn't treat their staff with respect and compensate them for going out of their way, there's absolutely no reason for the staff to do a good job.

    14. Re:BUT..... by knisa · · Score: 1

      Mobile is better due to instant communication, however pagers generally have better coverage in remote areas.

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  247. OSHA regulations by micron · · Score: 1

    You may want to check out the regulations set forth by OSHA in regards to how you work. You may meet the requirements of an hourly worker, even though you are paid salary.

    Being hourly vs. salary can affect what the company can expect from you in so far as after hours availability, and what they legally need to provide you in regards to equipment that is needed to do your job.

    IANAL. When companies require you to do things that can be considered "shift work" (set shifting start and stop times, set breaks, many folks doing a similar task, etc.), under OSHA, they may not be able to declare you as a salaried employee. This is a really gray area, and bringing it up may cause problems with your boss.

  248. It's All My Fault by Diplo · · Score: 3, Funny

    A few years ago the company I worked for used to supply a few of us with ISDN lines (this was before cable/DSL was readily available) so we could work from home. They paid for the connection and footed the bill for rental and calls. At the time, though, ISDN was still metered by the minute in the UK and so you paid for the duration of your call - what's more, if you bonded the two channels into one 128Kb connection then you paid for each channel (ie. it was effectively two separate phone calls). Off peak this could be as much as 5p per minute per channel. In otherwords it wasn't cheap :)

    Well, all was fine until the sorry day when I downloaded the Unreal Tournament demo to try out. Suddenly I found that being one of the l337 few with a 'low ping' connection I was really good and so I bought the full game when it was released. Next thing I knew I joined a clan and was playing all the time. Then - you guessed it - the bills started arriving....

    You try explaining to your boss how you've managed to wrack up a bill for over 100 ($185) a month by 'working from home'. Not easy, especially when the server logs seem to indicate you'd never actually telneted to the server more than a couple of times to read your mail... Bah!

  249. my experience... by spungebob · · Score: 1

    ... along these lines is that a company that does this is only one step away from laying off people. If you're one of the fortunate ones, you'll be laid off first and can quickly set about finding a better job, because those that are left behind will find themselves increasingly burdened with more and more work, less and less resources and increasingly dismal prospects for pay raises and advancement.

    These sorts of "frugal" cost-cutting measures are either a sign of financial trouble or gross ineptitude. Or both. If the company requires you to be available after-hours, they can expect to pay the cost for the level of availability they require. Unless you know it to be a case of gross managerial ineptitude, assume that they can no longer afford to pay the cost and that this is a red flag going up...

    (re: the tax issue or "pay your own"... the company can write the expense off... you most likely can't)

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  250. one tradeoff might be... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... if the employee owns all that stuff, and one day with no notice his job gets ourtsourced, at least he already has all that stuff, very useful for looking for another job. if you get canned,and your weekly income drops to zero, and you then have to increase your expenses by getting a phone and net connection, etc just to look for a job, then that would sucketh. If you are already using that and it's been budgeted in to your "lifestyle", then it's not much more. Besides, what geek doesn't want his own cellphone and computer and broadband connection?????? If your employer gives you *duplicates* of them, fatcity,use 'em, if they don't, you still want your own anyway.

  251. Watch out for the AMT! by IvyKing · · Score: 1
    Yes if it is an 'unrembursed' business expense broadband, cell phone and pager you can write them off on your taxes.

    Remember that 'unreimbursed' business expenses cannot be deducted from the AMT. If you're not close to the AMT threshold, then no worries.

    Having said that, I would gues that the cost difference between say ISDN and DSL could be deducted since a major reason fo going ISDN is higher reliability.

  252. You don't pay your employer to work there by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

    This is a slippery slope of bullshit, and your CEO is covering something up in the financials. I would bet if you looked through his monthlies on your server's, it would give you your answer in black and white... more like red actually.

    Do not cave into this. The company is asking you to work with tools you provide. It's one step away from a giant pyramid scheme. You should start looking for work elswhere- today. You already know this, or else you wouldn't have posted your fear on slashdot.

    Get an exit plan now. Tell the CIO to stuff it. Jump ship.

  253. Get out! by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    First of all, as others have said, if your company needs to make these kind of cutbacks to survive, then your company is in bigger trouble than you apparently think.

    You have effectively received a pay cut. Do you want to work for a company that has cut your pay? If so, suck it up and keep working for them.

    I will pass on a very painfully learned lesson regarding loyalty to your employer. Unless it's a real small operation (and I mean, a partnership or sole proprietorship), have none. With a CIO, this is clearly a corporation. I've worked for a lot of them and I've made the mistake of being loyal to a few that I thought were "good." In every case, that loyalty got me nothing substantial (a "thanks" was about the most) and often only the expectation of further loyalty.

    The worst was working for someone who I've known for 25 years. In the end, things got so bad, he (via the company), effectively stole money out of my 401K (though I've since had the money returned). The point is: Don't expect your loyalty to get you anything. If things look bad, they're probably worse than you think and you should at the very least, start looking for a new job.

  254. My company pays by UberPfloyd · · Score: 1

    I'm on call all hours. I expense my broadband and my cell service. My company pays for my phone, my palm, and my laptop.

  255. They pay me to play ... by Spooker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I pay for my own cell phone ... I pay for my own broadband ... heck I have even paid for software components out of my own pocket when I thought the management were too illiterate to understand why I needed it in our software ... I answer tech support emails at all hours of the day ... I make international calls from home to reach customers ... ... and yes I am happy they pay me to do what I would be doing anyway ...

    Like alot of IS related companies mine is not doing so hot right now ... we're struggling ... we're spending more money than we make ... but I have faith that if we make it over the financial hump that I will be rewarded ... three cheers for small companies!

    1. Re:They pay me to play ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha are you serious? This should be +1 Funny, keep us updated on when you lose your job. You sound like one of those middle managers right before we ax em. The funny part is that you guys take it so well.

    2. Re:They pay me to play ... by Spooker · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're reaction is what I was expecting ... not a middle manager though ... I'm the company's resident geek ... and job security comes with being the top geek ...

      I know it sounds naive ... idealism is still gasping thankfully, not dead ...

  256. Mod me down, but you know I'm right by gphinch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why are all the ask slashdot articles these days just 'me too!' bait that the author has to be writing just because he/she/it knows that we're going to side with them. It's not really provoking any meaningful conversation.

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    in bed.
  257. Modern Blackberries ARE cell phones by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 1
    The newer Blackberry models are cell phones, in addition to data devices. I got one so I no longer have to carry my (5-year-old) Blackberry and separate voice phone.

    Reducing tech pocket litter is a plus!

  258. Investment by sanguivore · · Score: 1

    If they arent interested in providing you with the tools you used to use for your job maybe you need to do some retooling. Obviously the organization doesnt feel you need these tools so why should you worry? If you miss a system problem or a phone call or a page because they didnt pay the bill that is their problem not yours. Deny yourself the tools they refuse to pay for, let your performance suffer for it. The worst thing that can happen to you is termination of an old job and endless new opportunities.
    Bottom line is: if they dont care neither do I, who needs that stress?
    Just some random thoughts on the subject.

  259. supply/demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, you can be replaced. Can you handle the benefit reduction? No? Okay then, quit. Otherwise, the new Bush economic order relies on compliant labor and you'll just have to submit to the capital.

  260. ISDN IS NOT BROADBAND! by acoustix · · Score: 1

    For crying out loud! Even /.ers are too stupid to realize that ISDN is baseband, not broadband.

    ISDN uses digital signaling, therefore it is baseband. Broadband uses (multiple streams of) analog signaling.

    Get it straight!

    -Nick

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    "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    1. Re:ISDN IS NOT BROADBAND! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and had you read the story, he said they had isdn originally, paid for by the company, and moved to being able to expense broadband (cable, dsl).

      talk about a stupid /.er.. but not reading the story before commenting is par for the course is it not?

    2. Re:ISDN IS NOT BROADBAND! by christowang · · Score: 1

      "That was changed in the last few years..."

      Where does it say ISDN is Broadband?

  261. Re:CIO is a doofus? Tax deduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget. Write off your broadband, check your email before leaving for work and when you get home. This will satisfy the tax man so you are on the job even while you are commuting to work. Your work started when your checked in. Therefore also deduct your mileage.

    I only hope you have enough miles, broadband, and other expenses to equal the 2%. You can also use this to ask for a raise by showing how much your job is actually costing you.

  262. I prefer my own connections. by changa · · Score: 1

    I always pay for my one Cellphone, Pager and Internet.

    I would rather not have them controlled by the company I work for and possibly bound to the company rules of use.

    Same goes for my home broadband.

    As for after hour contact... Oh the joy's of CallerID.

  263. Of course your boss "loves" you. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 5, Insightful
    She gets 24x7 support, and I get my freedom.

    Yup, you sure do.

    You get the "freedom" to come in on the 4th of July to work on someone else's server.

    You get the "freedom" to spend your money on work related Internet.

    You get the "freedom" to spend your money on work related cell phone minutes.

    And for what? To be treated like a professional? Wouldn't you rather be compensated like a professional?

    Where I work, we have what's called "leave days", and when we need to take leave, we do, it's why they give them to us. When we are sick, we take "sick days", we don't have to ask, that's what they give them to us for. If work requires us to be on a pager, they supply it, common sense says it's their responsibility.

    I'm very sure your boss "loves" you. But as for me, I don't own the company, I require compensation for my work. And, because I work for professionals, they treat me as a professional, without asking me to shell out a lot of cash for the privilege.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The arguments in the above and precursor posts make very little sense to me. A job is just another way to engage in trade. You find a deal that both you and another party likes, and you stick to it. I normally pay for my own network connection, and use it for whatever I like (work, fun, etc.), and I will not carry a pager even if provided free by my employer and given a bonus for the inconvenience. That's the deal I look for, and potential employer can weigh that together with my skill-set, salary, benefits package, personality, and horoscope for all I care, and will decide whether they want to deal with me or shop elsewhere. They may also offer a counter-proposal and I get the same options that they did. Bartering, is all it is.

      As to the original article, if the CIO wants to change the deal (which he can), the guy can accept it, change his side of the deal (which he probably will do), or look elsewhere. If the new deal is unacceptable, I would look try negotiation (he presumably has done so already), and then look elsewhere. It's easier to get a job if you're already employed, and no one is concerned about an employee who 'jumped ship' if the reason was a sudden change in leadership and degree of compensation. Those can both be bad omens, regardless--the guy might not be cheap, he might be reflecting board-mandated reorganization and cost-cutting procedures, or worse yet, a company-wide 'tightening of the belt', both of which can indicate forthcoming layoffs.

    2. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but I agree with the original poster. The ability to work the schedule you want, and be relatively independant is far more valuable to me than the money & time lost using my own resources for work-related projects.

      I (to some extent) can do the same thing. If I've got everything accomplished that I need to do by 3pm, then I'll head off. No early meetings? I'll come in around 10:30 or 11am. To be sure, if there's an emergency, I'll stay late or come in on weekends to make sure the fire is out. The boss is happy that all of his special projects (as well as my regular work) are done on-time, or even ahead of schedule, and I'm happy that I can split early in the afternoon, beat the rush home and have a relaxing afternoon/evening.

      The compensation of not being a 9-5'er from monday through friday is exactly what I like. And that's easily worth the $80 or so a month I pay for cell phone and internet that I use for work as well as my own purposes.

      N.

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      "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." - Charles de Gaulle
    3. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by bluepinstripe · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I just wanted to follow up on what the parent post said.

      Do you treat your doctor as less of a professional because he will charge you for everything? I bet not.

      Being treated like a professional is a matter of respect, not how you choose to be compensated. If anything, I would say that by requiring you to pay to be avaliable when you should not be and then convincing you that it is what you should be doing is anything but treating you like a professional.

    4. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by reidconti · · Score: 1

      Gee, sorry you hate your job so much.

      I like what I do. I enjoy working with computers. As long as one is compensated in a relatively fair manner, I think that 24x7 support is reasonable. The nice thing about IT jobs is you're free to take a long lunch here and there, come in late sometimes, go home early sometimes, and not be treated like a little child. But in exchange, you're expected to make a good faith effort.

      I LOVE all of this. In fact, it's one of the best things about IT -- other than getting to work on computers.

      I'm working 7 days a week for the next 6 weeks (self-induced; two jobs), and got a call from a friend on July 5, my last day off. He asked me if I was working that day, to which I replied no, and then said they had been hoping I could look at a system for them (as part of my job).. I almost volunteered to come in, because I was looking forward to the challenge.

      oh well, it takes all kinds.. Just kind of tired of reading stories by bitter slashdotters who claim that you don't owe your employer any more than the 40.00000 hours you signed up for. Must be a crappy life. Frankly, I'd rather be able to do 30 sometimes, 50 others, and enjoy what I do.

    5. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Apparently you have neither a life nor a family. It's good that you have a job that you enjoy (no other type is EVER acceptable IMHO) but in 5-10 years you'll look back and realize that you missed out on a lot. Priorities change. Will your employer stand by you when your long-term priority shifts to your family? Health?

    6. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Will your employer stand by you when your long-term priority shifts to your family?

      Naturally a good one will. Although, that guy was running two jobs, so his employers wouldn't have to. He could just quit one job and keep the other, if he needed time off.

      Personally I would love to be running a two job arrangement. It would get my debts the fuck out of my hair already, my wife probably wouldn't mind seeing me less toooo much because of the extra monetary benefits, and if both jobs were fun, there's not much of a downside.

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    7. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I fixed my debt problem that accumulated through college by getting a consolidation loan. I also got a contract with an ISP I'd worked with for years to do all their sysadm stuff. The job paid pretty well for the area already. The contract was just added gravy. My debt was gone in no time. Then my contact ran up with the ISP and the suits thought they could hire someone in another branch of the company could do it cheaper (they still higher me every couple of months to do things their people don't know how to do). Then the contract for my real wasn't renewed. I got out of debt just in time to be unemployed. LOL. It's not all bad though. I've made 3/4s of a year's salary for me in 2.5 month's time. Not too shabby. Best of luck on the debt deal.

    8. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Well in Australia we don't have to worry about what would have been a college debt, because HECS (Higher Education Contribution Scheme) not only pays partially for the education, but also makes sure that the loan you do build up has an interest rate lower than any bank (interest rate = CPI), as well as you only pay it as a percentage of income. So if you came out of university with an expensive degree, and ended up being unemployed forever, you would never have had to pay off a cent of the debt.

      That aside, I got my debt through unemployment for 9 months during the IT crunch. And I had paid for about 3/4 of my wedding right when I got fired, so it was either (a) throw away the 3/4 I had paid, and lose the wedding and the money, or (b) pay the 1/4 remaining on credit, and cross fingers that the debt eventually went away.

      That debt, and the other 9 months of living expenses, are still being paid off now, 1.5 years after being continuously employed. Of course it doesn't help that our subtenant ex-friends kept screwing us over as well. If everyone who owed me money had paid me that money, I would be in the black by about $2K (as it is, I'm in the red by about $7K.)

      But anyway, the debt should be gone by the end of this year. It was my New Years resolution, the graph looks promising so far, and one of the people who owes me money has found a job and has started paying the money back. Yip! :-)

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      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
    9. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the formative events in my early years as an engineer was when I walked past the payroll window and over heard one of the union guys being told that his paycheck was short because he had clocked in a few minutes late and/or out a few minutes early a couple times that pay period. I realized then that it was pretty good to have to freedom to put in the work required to get the job done. I don't make waves about compensation if it requires a little extra time at the office. My boss knows the work I put in. He feels that I do more than is expected and in turn gives me greater flexiblity in the office. I don't get hassled when I need to head home early.

      If you love what you do for a living, that's a good thing. A very good thing. If you're miserable, its time to find something else. Life is too short. You only have one shot, don't screw it up.

      As far as the technology goes, if someone else is paying for it, we tend to think we need it more than we really do. Our office had Blackberries until the employer would no longer pay for this "critical" communications link to the office. Turns out they are not as critical as originally thought and the job still gets done without them.

    10. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      and one of the people who owes me money has found a job and has started paying the money back. Yip! :-)

      Congrats! Being out of debt is a good feeling. I have a bad habit of buying things I really don't need to get buy but sure are nice to have. That's where my networking lab came from. A of a year ago it was well stocked. :-) I'm now actually investing much of my extra $$ so I'm not tempted to spend it. You might consider doing something similar once you get out of debt. Not that you have trouble with buying things or anything. Index funds make quite a bit more per year than your average savings account. They are fairly safe too. Ie, as long as the market at least breaks even then you've really lost nothing. Best of luck.

    11. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      The ability to work the schedule you want, and be relatively independant is far more valuable to me than the money & time lost using my own resources for work-related projects.

      Will you say that when you are 60 and have only a few thousend in you bank account? Sure,you can say you worked for first rate people who gave you time NOW AND THEN for personal things. Will that pay your bills? Will you have to work until 70 just to sit back and enjoy life? Consider that your "boss" retired years ago to a nice boathouse on Lumi Island to watch birds. You, however still have to work to pay your light bill.

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      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    12. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by mandalayx · · Score: 1

      Sounds like what I've heard union representatives saying. And you make some good points and the bottom line is that different people want different things out of their jobs.

      But the guy says he's happy. Personally if I see a happy poor kid, I don't point out all the problems with his life and all the adversities he's going to come across.

      Don't get so caught up in your strategy towards the goal of happiness...

    13. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by legojenn · · Score: 1

      For some of us, it's 37.500000, or even 35.000000.

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    14. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Funny, I've seen my salary more than quadruple in the past 15 years doing exactly what the GP post detailed. Tell me again how I'm being abused?

  264. sure work can pay for it by nickgrieve · · Score: 1

    as long as you only use it for work

  265. "A bit more is expected" by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
    Ahh the words of an hourly worker. [...] When one is a salary man, a bit more is expected, within reason (which is the key).

    But why should it be? That's just a cheap excuse for employers to bias the deal so they can get more than they're entitled to: a fair day's work for a fair day's pay.

    As you say, "within reason" certainly is the key, and in this case, the employer's behaviour is beyond contempt, and they deserve to lose every employee they've got, starting with the best. Fortunately, when employers get this screwed up, that's usually what happens.

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  266. Your company is correct. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    It could be the boss feels that these devices are not strictly necessary, and he doesn't really care if you have them.

    If you want to get them yourself, to enable you to do your job better, that's up to you. That is a fair statement.

    What would be WRONG would be if the company REQUIRED you to have these devices and services. In that case, they should pay for them, definately.

    1. Re:Your company is correct. by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      your argument is flawed.

      no american company is looking out for their workers right now.

      his boss is saying that the employee should pay for the company's business expenses and be glad he still has a job.

      american corporations have a lot less integrity these days.

      in 1974, my grandfather's position was eliminated from RCA. His boss kept him around doing pretty much nothing for then next 3 years so he could retire with the company after 40 years of service.

      in 2001, my father became the first person to retire from EMC after their assimilation of data general. they sent him an acrylic paper weight engraved with the EMC logo. my father actually had to wait a few months so EMC could formulate retirement policies and procedures.

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      They're using their grammar skills there.
  267. Au Contraire by phorm · · Score: 1

    I use my home server for work on a very regular basis. For testing, for storage, and as a general waypoint for anything I don't keep right at work. The NAT is set to allow me to VNC to my boxen on the homeside should I need to grab a file from home.

    All of my development stuff (currently a document-tracking webapp) and/or trials (new mail filter for spam/viruses) go to the home server first. If they survive a trial period there, then they come to work.

    Of course, I use them for other things too - so they're on my dime (including the DSL). But at work I'd be much less productive without them, and thus I can definately see how a connection to the homebase could be useful for others at work.

  268. congratulations, you've snowed your boss! by nusratt · · Score: 1

    someone posted,
    "I telecommute full time, so they pay for a telephone line, my DSL connection, and misc office equipment and supplies. They don't pay for my cell phone (except work-related call charges)"

    I (and most of us, I'll wager) would gladly pay for those things ourselves, in return for being able to work from home *instead* of working at the company's location.

  269. As a European... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    I am completely amazed by what you Americans allow your employers to do to you. You all seem to think you should give your whole lives back to your employers.

    In Europe it is normal to get 35-40 hour working weeks, 20-25 paid holiday days a year and paid overtime.

    In the USA you all seem to be expected to work in your own time, get 10 days a year leave and no overtime.

    Jeez you all should grow some balls.

    1. Re:As a European... by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Informative

      For what I know Japanese are _really_ good at 'selling their soul' to the company.

      Working 10 hours a day is 'normal' (for what i heared).

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      Privacy is terrorism.
    2. Re:As a European... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH my american collegues seem to be able to afford to own a house, a bigger car, better PC / other electronic equipment, etc.
      I have to get private insurance, but will still face the waiting lists should something bad happen to me. And I get to pay for the French farmers through the EU. Lucky me.

    3. Re:As a European... by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A common thing you'll hear Americans say is, "I can't afford to have ideals. I can't afford to stand up for myself. I might get fired."

      We stupid American money chasers... We forget that our ideals, morals, and families are all that really matters. We're slaves to the almighty Buck, and those of us who manage to see clearly enough to realize that this is ludicrous, are branded as either stupid, or hopelessly idealistic.

      I say those who are willing to give up their ideals and lives for the sake of a corporation don't deserve them in the first place. Kind of like what Ben Franklin said regarding security vs. freedom.

    4. Re:As a European... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha.

      The only "Europeans" I know are the French... and only when it suits them to dictate French tax rates to places like Ireland.

      In Ireland where I live, it just so happens I regularly work 80 hour weeks.

      Sure, sure, I should seek reimbursement and all that crap, but, at the end of the day, it's a big bad world, and there is plenty of competition from Eastern Europe and Asia for jobs, where they work for like 20% of my wage.

      In Dublin, the capital of Ireland, your average house costs between 500,000 and 1,000,000 (with pretty much parity to the Dollar), while average earnings for somebody who teaches 8 year olds is about 35k, maybe 40k tops.

      Sure, most people in my company work the 40 hour week, but, if you want to get ahead and you want to make your mark, it doesn't come with sitting on your ass and whinging to be paid for your 45 hour week.

      Sixty hour weeks are 'par for the course' in IT. You should negotiate your contract on the basis of you 'regularly' working a 60 hour week, which means you need 20% more in the pay packet/sweetner then the deal you're leaving.

      Else, sit back, do the 40 hours, have those 'life' things I've heard so much about. If memory serves, having a life meant less money for me buying that cool BMW I've always wanted since I was like 10 years old.

      So, I work a 60 hour week, so what? At 24 years old, I earn more money then most teachers who have 20 years of experience, sure money isn't everything, but, being a professional with 20 years under the belt and dick to show for it, doesn't really appeal to me.

      That's just me... obviously I don't speak for ... err.. Europeans

    5. Re:As a European... by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      And you wonder why the EU has chronically high unemployment and stagnant growth rates.

      We run extra risk for extra benefit. It sucks worse when things are bad, but when the boom comes, we are flying high.

      Not to mention, average income is 33%-50% higher in North America than in Europe. And things like Air COnditioned hospitals are the norm here.

      Europe's nice, but I wouldn't want to live there long-term. Socialized Medicine is not sufficient compensation for a stagnant economy and high unemployment.

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      "You've got an invalid haircut" -Warren Zevon - Life'll Kill Ya
  270. Your options may depend on where you live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    IF you really want to make an issue of it, you may have options.

    For example, if you live in California, Calif. Labor Code Sec. 2802(a) states:

    An employer shall indemnify his or her employee for all necessary expenditures or losses incurred by the employee in direct consequence of the discharge of his or her duties, or of his or her obedience to the directions of the employer, even though unlawful, unless the employee, at the time of obeying the directions, believed them to be unlawful.

    Of course, if you don't want to make an issue of it now, just keep track of all your expenses, document why they are necessary, and when you leave the company sue them for the expenses during the statute of limitations period.

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    The preceding is intended for general informational purposes only and does not constitute any form or offer of representation. You should seek the advice of a compentent legal professional licensed in your jurisdiction prior to taking any action.

  271. My Idea by No+Tears+In+The+End · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everytime they call you on your personally financed cell phone, respond with "I'm on a job interview right now with [Insert biggest competitor here] and I can't talk".

    NTITE

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    -You can cry, but you'll still die. There'll be no tears in the end.
  272. Dedication? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yep, we should all be dedicated to the corporation. Of course, the corporation will lay me off in a nanosecond if it will bump the stock price by a point, or if the company moves my job to an offshore company that the CEO just happens to be invested in, or if my new boss wants to hire her best friend for my job. And I'm supposed to foot the bill for work-related items to "help out the team"? Not bl**dy likely. It was exactly this mentality at corporations that pushed me into becoming an independent hourly worker.

  273. A certain audit by nonameisgood · · Score: 1

    Home office deductions are a sure-fire way to get audited, particularly if you also have a real office to use.

    Expenses incurred on behalf of an employer are deductible only if you are REQUIRED to expend them, not for convenience. You will not pass muster simply based on the statement of a boss that the broadband is required IF you are dedicated to the job.
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    Faith is the very antithesis of reason, injudiciousness a critical component of spiritual devotion. Jon Krakauer
  274. Spoiled? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    Skilled tradesmen are generally self-employed or working for a small business, and as such they provide for themselves. They are also their own bosses. They can set whatever rate they think they will get hired at -- and if you need a plumber at 3am, you can bet that's going to be nice and high -- and they take it home, not some faceless boss figure.

    When you're being employed by someone else, they're effectively taking most of the credit for the fruits of your labour. You can bet they're making more out of your work than you are, several times over. That being the case, you better believe they're going to be expected to cover the overheads, including sick leave, provision of tools, and so on.

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  275. Re: Yeah, Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong.

    I use VNC over dialup and VPN all the time.

  276. Changes in the climate... by richardbowers · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, it was possible here in VA to get a state tax credit as an employer if you gave these services to your people, and it saved them a commute. As far as I know, these credits went away along with the state's budget surplus, so around here, at least, there are less employers willing to offer paid broadband at home.

    Regarding the basic premise of the question -- I think there's been one year in the last eight that I haven't had a cell-phone/pager that I expected might be called, so I guess I'm used to it. Most of the organizations I've been with have expected that people who made their careers a priority wouldn't complain. That assumption has been baked into the compensation plans, vacation time, etc. - I could have chosen jobs that didn't assume unpaid overtime and unlimited access, but I would have given up pay or other benefits in exchange.

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    Law is whatever is boldly asserted and plausibly maintained. -- Aaron Burr
  277. Two Out of Three Years? by HopeOS · · Score: 1

    Are you certain about that? There are plenty of multi-million dollar companies that do not net a profit for many years at a time. Amazon was not profitable for the first four or so years, and for all I know still is not.

    There is definitely a criteria however. This keeps people from creating companies for their hobbies and writing them off, but I thought the time frame was around seven years, and the criteria was related to gross income.

    -Hope

    1. Re:Two Out of Three Years? by Insightfill · · Score: 1
      You are right, in part. The rule actually is "three out of five years" in profit. If a business doesn't make the profit for three out of five, it's not an automatic killer, but then new provisions come in, like being able to claim that the loss was due to circumstances out of your control, etc.

      Good info on this at the IRS web site, via a search for "Is it a Business or a Hobby?"

      As far as the Amazons of the world go - I think that part of the concern is what type of corporation, etc. you are. "S" corporations (sole proprietors) get the 3/5 rule. I think raising horses can give you a seven year window for profitibility, and there are truly many companies that bleed red ink for years, but I think these are the "C" corporations, and the other rules are much more intense.

    2. Re:Two Out of Three Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh... don't forget that there is a difference between "tax profits" (reported to IRS) and "stock profits" (reported to SEC). Publicly traded companies are not required to have the two amounts be the same, so they do what they can to lower their tax profits, and maximize stock profits.

      Thus, a multi-billion dollar company reports 0 net profits to the IRS, and reports to Wall St. that its profits rose 12.5% over last year.

    3. Re:Two Out of Three Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a Corp the rules are simple you can carryback or forward losses 2 years I believe.

      No 3/5 rule or anything.

  278. Re:BUT, but..... by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

    ...you're asserting that this company will somehow reward him for these forced changes. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts they will not. If he ever reaches the position of manager in this organization, it won't be becuse he abided by his company's recent refusal to pay for work-related expenses.

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  279. Re:Your super lucky apparently and living in the d by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

    Your experience is skewed. The Bay Area is the tech toilet of planet Earth whether you realize it or not. I'm sure you have an idea of this since www.fuckedcompany.com has it's own section just for that particular shithole.

    The rest of the US is not as screwed up as that area- which is something you don't know. I.T. workers don't live in boxes and in homeless camps... really.

    And so, here's option number three, for those of us not living in the land earthquake bait and the non-working homeless.

    3)

    A: Your company has no money at all and are going to use passive and active forced attrition, just so they can survive long enough for the CEO to steal half of the pension fund.

    B: They will then offer the last remaining retards a job in their new remote Bay Area office park- conveniently called "Casa de bastardos estúpidos" aka suite 69.

    C. After the direct deposit check clears in Guam, you all get a email on the Blackberry device you just bought for $500 saying, "You're All Fired FuckNuggets! Wooo Hooo!"

    D. The end.

  280. That's the first red flag by pvera · · Score: 1

    At my previous job we had a very solid telecommuting culture, the company had embraced the concept and most of the times it worked really well. Employees that telecommuted at least 50% of the time were reinbursed for cable modem or DSL, and if they needed a dial up it was provided by our own people, so no need to pay for an ISP.

    Everybody was happy, work got done on time, we won awards. The works.

    When things went south, the bean counters sort of took over and started cutting costs left and right. Broadband reinbursements were the first ones to go. The IT people were ordered to itemize their Nextel bills. That kind of thing.

    Eventually the company got gutted, and pretty much everyone either bailed, got laid off or the bean counters found an excuse to fire them for cause instead of lay them off.

    During the same time, colleagues elsewhere in the country told me they went thru very similar experiences, so the next time I see indiscrimminate cuts like these, I will know it is time to pack my bags and try my luck elsewhere.

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  281. This is something that's very simple to turn by melted · · Score: 1

    against them. Cancel your pager, change your cell phone number, cancel your "regular" phone service (who needs it anyway) open up another IM account. Once you're gone from work you're GONE.

    If they fire you over this, sue for profit.

  282. Sounds like a different situation though by node159 · · Score: 1

    His possition sounds different to yours, the company sounds like its going downhill and is more likely to fire your ass than give you a promotion. If you have been with a company for a long time and are one of its 'founding' members you will always be valued. This does not sound the case for him.

    My personal attitide is that unless I have a stake in the company, I'm not gona put in the extra effort, I've seen too many people get screewed over that way.

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    1. Re:Sounds like a different situation though by Jhon · · Score: 1
      My personal attitide is that unless I have a stake in the company, I'm not gona put in the extra effort, I've seen too many people get screewed over that way.
      As have I. However, I have seen very few people rise up through management who didn't put in the extra effort -- hell, never mind management, regular employees passed over for raises -- or only given small raises.

      So yeah, you can work your arse off for an unappreciative employer and as you say, get 'burned'. But I can almost guarantee you that you wont progress much in position or standing with your employer if you dont. But maybe it's more important to not 'get burned' that it is to progress?

      Of course, all of this is just 'rules of thumb' based on experience. Both as a schlub and now as a guy who manages/hires schlubs. I'm sure your statements are likewise based on your experience.
  283. dialup? by blunte · · Score: 1

    You can't do much Windows admin work via text/shell connection, and 56k + RDP/Citrix is very painful.

    I wonder if you really are GillBates... he would have known that.

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  284. The Wally Factor by fwarren · · Score: 1
    I have been out of work for an extended period of time, had to make radical changes to my lifestyle. Then I had to do what had to be done to get things going again.

    However, I watch out for who I work for. I was "downsized" when the company I worked for closed their west coast office because, "it's cheaper to do things in Texas".

    Where I worked, most people had been there over 10 years, and knew their job, why they did it and how it affected the other jobs (which they had been cross trained in). They pay was good.

    Meanwhile back in Texas, people came to work at 8:04 am went to lunch at 11:56, came back at 1:04 and left at 4:58. They were traied to do one job. They don't know why the are doining it, if they are doining it right, or how it impacts anything else if it works or not. They make little better than minimun wage.

    I have heard it called "The Wally Factor".

    A company either wants a building full of "Wallies" that can be replaced for $8.00 an hour like a module. Any Wally can be plugged into any job and be trained to do it in a day or two. No skill or expertise required. Just dont' expect Wally to understand why he does it. He is paid to push the button 8 hours a day. Who knows what the button does?

    A good company does not want Wallies. They want to pay a decent wage for the services of an employee that brings a skill set that allows them to do a good job for them. This includes knowing what is going on.

    I won't work for a company that wants to call me Wally. Or in other words, I am as loyal and hard working for a company as they are loyal to me.

    I.E. if they would close the plant on me with 30 minutes notice. I am willing to walk out on them mid shift to find a real job.

    It may take me a while longer to find a job. However, I end up working for an employer who knows they are getting a good value for what they pay me. I am a professional.

    If you don't recognize the value I bring to your company, then why would I want to work for you? So you can tell me how hard it is to find another job and treat me like crap and tell me I am lucky?

    I am sorry. My employer is lucky to have a staff of people who are profesional and know how to get the job done, no matter what is thrown at us. They can take it out of their 60% markup on their product.

    But you go ahead and keep that attitude. If you don't realize that you are an equal party negotiating for your services with a party who is no better than you are. Then they are going to pass you up, and hire someone like me. I am more than happy to see you go and take that job for $8.00 an hour that I just said "no" to.

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  285. Re:BUT, but..... by Jhon · · Score: 1

    No I'm not asserting his company will somehow reward him for his efforts. What I am asserting is that his company may fail to continue REWARDING him -- or penalize him if he doesn't comply with these 'changes'. I'd bet dollars to doughnuts they will. That's my assertion.

    Of course, it's up to him to guage. I have no idea who he or his employer are. He'll need to figure out whats best for him. A full picture helps.

  286. What do you get for your used slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hear the slave market is depressed these days ... a "buyers' market" so to speak.

    I'm guessing the "disdain for the company" shown by employees couldn't ever be as much as the condescension and disdain your post shows for its employees.

  287. Your kidding, right? by jordandeamattson · · Score: 1

    This isn't serious, is it?

    Actually, I know it is serious. But it is bordering on the absurd.

    If my management wants me to work remotely on company business outside of normal business hours, then they better pay for my broadband and the other tools required to do my job.

    Now, if I want to work remotely (i.e. telecommute) during normal business hours, then I should be willing to pay for the infrastructure and services to do so. Just like I pay for the cost of transport to get to work, I should be willing to pay for my telecommute.

    Yours,

    Jordan

  288. Take the extra time and build your own business by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Your employer is trying to get something for nothing. And they'll keep squeezing you and the others as long as they can get away with it.

    If you're going to pay for your own broadband access, cell phone, pager or whatever, then I'd use those resources and the time after hours to start building my own business. Whether in technology or another field.

    That's what I did and have a fairly profitable sideline today. If my employer wants to buy my after hours time that's fine, but no freebies. And if they do let you go you'll discover the responsibilities and joys of running your own business.

    The only way to like the boss is to be the boss. And there are many, many small to medium size businesses, anywhere from 5 to 15 workstations, that can't afford a full time tech but would love to have someone to call to help with computer problems now and again. Mailings are the best way to find them. Send them a sticky card they can put on the side of their computer. Real estate offices, small medical facilities, restaurants, legal offices, home businesses. There are a ton of places out there. You'll even get calls from bigger companies because they're short of staff and need temporary technical help.

    The way I'd look at it is your employer is giving you an opportunity to learn about professional liability insurance, getting a business license, advertising (I'd wait on a yellow pages ad), and paying quarterly tax returns. It's not that hard.

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  289. Some places are quite different. by erick99 · · Score: 1
    There are some exceptions (however few); I work for a large cellular phone company and they give me and pay for a cell phone, pager, blackberry or whatever I say I need to do my job well. I get a car allowance and everything reimbursed that pertains to the job. Compensation package is good as well. It's a great place.

    Cheers!

    Erick

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  290. Can you say "at-will employment"? by winkydink · · Score: 2, Informative
    I knew you could.

    As long as I'm not firing you for issues relating to race, creed, color, sex, place of national origin, or sexual orientation (and, possibly one or two more), you're toast.

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    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:Can you say "at-will employment"? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Even in at-will states, fireable offenses are clearly defined. They can lay off whoever the hell they want, but getting fired is a whole other can of worms.

      And it doesn't change the fact that you'd simply be a slime for doing such a thing. At least a few people on this planet believe that being a slime actually counts for something, at some point down the road...

    2. Re:Can you say "at-will employment"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as I'm not firing you for issues relating to race, creed, color, sex, place of national origin, or sexual orientation (and, possibly one or two more), you're toast.

      I had to drink because I'm a gay nigger.

    3. Re:Can you say "at-will employment"? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      As long as I'm not firing you for issues relating to race, creed, color, sex, place of national origin, or sexual orientation

      Well, there ... you... go.

      "I can't make it right now, I am having sex with another $SAME_SEX_PARTNER."

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    4. Re:Can you say "at-will employment"? by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      Those "one or two more" includes people with disabilities, which substance abuse problems are often considered.

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    5. Re:Can you say "at-will employment"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or...

      "Sorry, I'm in the middle of my satanic religious services. It will have to wait until morning."

  291. Getting a Paycheck vs. Expensing your DSL by ruqkus · · Score: 1

    I'd rather get a paycheck everyweek then have my company BK because they were too busy paying everyone's broadband, cellphone and pager bills. Quit complaining and remember: in India they all carry their own cell phones and pay for their own broadband. Oh and they cost like 1/2 of what you do!

    1. Re:Getting a Paycheck vs. Expensing your DSL by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      Except India doesnt have a good chunk of another nation that'd turn it into a bloody parking lot given the chance and the ammunition to do so. India's just lucky that they had corporate sponsors to stop the well needed nuclear exchange between them and Pakistan.

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  292. spend more to save more by Nonoche · · Score: 1

    damn, next step is probably to get the employees to PAY to be allowed to WORK, 24/7...
    Has this world gone crazy?...

    1. Re:spend more to save more by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      get the employees to PAY to be allowed to WORK, 24/7...

      [accent type='yorkshire']
      LUXURY!!!!
      [/accent]

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  293. Comped?? by darkfus · · Score: 1

    If you've ever been comped for that stuff, consider yourself lucky. As a consultant, most companies in my experience don't do that at all.

    df

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  294. 50/50 by HTMLSpinnr · · Score: 1

    My company goes 50/50 for my Cable Modem access. Every month I get a check for $19.98 after I submit my bill. I figure that's reasonable since we also use the connection for personal and spousal business use.

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  295. Employee business expenses by kawika · · Score: 4, Informative

    IANAAccountant, but I do my own taxes and forget it.

    Employee business expenses have a 2% AGI floor on Schedule A. What that means is if your income is about $60K a year, you don't get to deduct ANY of those expenses until they are more than $1200. If you have $1500 in expenses you get to deduct $300. (If you make more than $140K it's even further limited.) Whoop de frickin do.

    1. Re:Employee business expenses by riprjak · · Score: 1

      "Employee business expenses have a 2% AGI floor on Schedule A. What that means is if your income is about $60K a year, you don't get to deduct ANY of those expenses until they are more than $1200. If you have $1500 in expenses you get to deduct $300. (If you make more than $140K it's even further limited.) Whoop de frickin do."

      Another reason I am happy not to be an American :) At least the incompetent prats that run Australia only put a ceiling on work related tax deductions, not a floor.

      Of course, tax deduction only saves you the taxed portion of the monies spent; which is for most professionals in Australia about 48% (our top tax bracket... we mostly pay tax as we earn over here, then beg to get it back at the end of the financial year); Tho thankfully I work for a company that will pay expense claims for personal assets used for business (mobile phone, broadband, car etc...). Naturally they bitch about paying and ask me to reduce my expenses (something which I, as a shareholder, am PLEASED they do), but if they are legitimate, they *DO* pay.

      I recommend the poster just tell them to cram it crosswise up their arse and fuck off and find a new job. Even better, leave and agree to come back as an hourly rate contractor when it all begins to fall apart on them :). Contractors aren't "headcount" and the kind of hatchetman who has to pick peanuts out of poo to make savings is likely to have bonuses in place for reducing headcount... that way both you and the managoid win ;)

      err!
      jak

  296. I had a similar problem once by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

    I had a retarded CTO ask me to give them a cell number they can reach me at after hours. I basically told him I didn't have one (not for them at least). After a couple of months of asking (off and on), he finally said "I don't see how you could work here without a cell phone". At that point I reminded him (again) I'd be happy to carry a cell phone. I then asked him which phones the company provides. It dropped until he decided it was critical.

    I now have a company paid for cell phone in addition to my personal phone. The attitude was pretty sad and another company has been calling me now and then to join up with them. At this rate they just might get me :-)

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  297. I Agree With This by Rary · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers."

    Absolutely!

    At the company I run, not only are my employees dedicated enough that they're willing to go the extra mile to ensure availability in the off hours, but they do the same during workdays as well. They work in a cubicle that they rent, with a desktop PC that they purchase from the company (at a more than reasonable rate, due to the volume discount that we get and generously pass on to them), use office supplies that they provide, and even pitch in for their share of the electric bill.

    Some would call it "wage slavery". I call it "smart business".

    Of course, this is only theoretical, since I haven't actually hired anyone yet. In fact, no one has even sent me a resume. I'm sure it's because everyone's such loyal and dedicated employees that they just don't want to leave the companies they're already working for.

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    1. Re:I Agree With This by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      This post evoked thoughts of Ignatius J. Riley...

    2. Re:I Agree With This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At the company I run, not only are my employees dedicated enough that they're willing to go the extra mile to ensure availability in the off hours, but they do the same during workdays as well. They work in a cubicle that they rent, with a desktop PC that they purchase from the company (at a more than reasonable rate, due to the volume discount that we get and generously pass on to them), use office supplies that they provide, and even pitch in for their share of the electric bill. Some would call it "wage slavery". I call it "smart business".


      I call it "real estate." You don't get a salary either, just a commission. You might think it's a joke, but just about every slimy scam you can think of has already been tried in real life.

    3. Re:I Agree With This by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

      *Lauging Out Loud*

      Not only do I not believe everything I read.
      I don't believe every post placed on /..

      This is clearly flame bait.

      If not.
      I wouldn't work for this individual.

      What's the phrase I'm looking for?
      "Die free on my feet; before I'll live like a slave on my knees."

      Cheers,
      --The Dude

  298. simple? by mqx · · Score: 1


    It's pretty simple to me.

    If it's part of your _job function_ to be on-call, or otherwise, then the company absolutely has to pay for the service, simply for the risk-management aspect of making sure that the service is indeed always there. One other poster mentioned your "free internet" you get out of this: well, this is pretty simple -- if the company doesn't want to let you use it for free internet, nothing stops you from paying for your own recreational use connection.

    If it's not part of your _job function_ to be on-call (since, I too have been in R&D '4th line' support at times), then the company can't really demand anything of you. If you truely don't use the internet, you can claim that you don't have the budget for it - company can't force you to do pay for it out of your own money. If you do have your internet connection, then I don't actually see a problem for the occasional times you may need to use it for company purposes (after all, how many of us occasionally surf at work for personal and other reasons).

  299. my two cents by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    Whenever a new guy comes in and starts cutting back, it is never a good sign. I would start looking for signs that the buisness might be firing people and perhaps looking for a new job. At the very lease when a new boss comes in and starts saying things like "if you were a dedicated employee..." it is the start of a stressfull workplace.

    Secondly, as others have mentioned this is the equivelant of a paycut. I suggest you treat it as one and ask for a fair raise that is equal to the ammount paying for those things yourself will cost you.

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  300. you pay == you can turn it off by Splork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if you pay for it then you have 100% freedom to turn it off at any time for any reason. that goes for bandwidth or wireless leashes, doesn't matter.

  301. Offtopic by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    > I have gotten my first slashdot freak. My life is now complete.

    Only one? Mr. Nice Guy! You need to offend a few more people, you aren't doing it right unless you get a dozen or so freaks. My secret to success is saying things about Steve Jobs that aren't adoring (don't have to actually slag him, just imply you aren't drinking the KoolAid) or offend the slashdot hivemind on a political issue. i.e. Don't be a socialist, slag Dean, or now Kerry.

    Of course you have to intersperse some more popular tech type comments to keep the karma high enough to retain the +1 posting bonus because not only will the actions above get you freaks they will also get troll/flamebait mods. I have NEVER posted a negative view of anything Apple related without getting modded down. They really don't want to hear it.

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  302. Sad but True by debian4life · · Score: 1

    In a perfect world, I agree that we (IT Pros) should not have to fork out our money for company time. In my personal case, I get my cell expensed, but I would be a liar to say that the majority of my home broadband usage is for the company VPN so that never crossed my mind to get that expensed.

    But the sad fact of the matter is that it is an employer's market out there right now. So if you don't want to tow the company line, no matter how crooked it may be, there is some desperate unemployed soul out there who will work for less money than you and pay for his own cell phone ready to take your place.

    Because of the way this industry is right now, the employers have the employees by the balls in many cases.

  303. We pay for it. by Rocketboy · · Score: 1

    We pay for our network administrator's broadband, cell phone, and an IBM Thinkpad with all the tools she needs to remotely administer the network from home. I started that when I hired her. It seems stupid to try to economize on essential tools, then expect her to come in during weekends and at night to perform administrative tasks when the users aren't on the system. She can do most of that just as efficiently, or more efficiently, from her deck via the wireless router we got her. She's happy and a top-notch admin. I'm happy because the network works and I don't get calls during my off time about broken crap. The company's happy because we don't have disruptive turnover of expensive professionals. It's a win-win thing.

  304. Here in ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In true capitalist world you would pay to work ! but we are still in communism as we get paid for our work... damn commies, they got us...

  305. I presume the same principle applies to the CEO by LarryWest42 · · Score: 1

    who is paying for hotel and travel and cell-phone and so forth out of his own pocket. [chortle!].

    Seriously, if it's important to the business needs of a company, they'll pay for it. That's how companies express what matters to them.

    Unless you own shares in the company, I'd make the decision on paying for broadband (et alia) based on how much it's worth to you.

    Personally, I like broadband and just cause it's easy I sometimes use it for company purposes. But that's me.

  306. Get Crappy Credit ... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 1

    Seriously ... that way you easily have an excuse not to purchase stuff on your own.

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    Karma? Karma? I don't need no stinkin' karma.
  307. More than happy. by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    My last job changed ovet the years. When I started we were rather small. Everybody was motivated to make something out of it. And we wouldn't mind doing extra things to improve service.

    We were compensated. If there wass a reason to start later. No problem. If we needed something to improve working conditions. No problem. If there were problems at work the boss would do everything to get the problems out of the way.

    As we got bigger and bigger, the climate changed. Less compensation, more work, employees were no longer top priority and even the coffee got worse.

    I understand and know things change as you get more professional, but the result was the employees were more and more on their own, were less happy and therefore less motivated and worst of all (for the company) no longer willing to do that little extra for the job to improve quality.

    Tough luck. Base line is I want to feel appriciated for what I do. That is more important to me than paying my expences, but if I'm not appriciated I'm just not interested anymore to give that little extra.

    In the end I gave them the finger. Something I should have done a year sooner and it was a hard decision to make, but it was the best one I've ever made. My new work has so much better conditions that even though I earn less now I'm in fact better off than I was before.

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  308. Your in the wrong career - get a new job by slapmesilly · · Score: 1

    Are you telling me that you would not own a computer or have broadband at your home if your company does not pay for it? Sure, back in the day my old company would pay for a "maintance link" into the systems so that I could perform emergency services on their, and client's, systems. Now the internet and broadband are common, and most people I know have it. I am payed to keep systems running in a 7/24/365 manufacturing environment. I am compensated by salary, bonuses, stock, etc. That is what pays for my computers at home and broadband connection. If you are an Admin, deal with it, or get into another field.

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  309. Pay for everything yourself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or be replaced by a few Indians... that's the ultimatum that seems to be going around these days. You basically get to keep your job if you're willing to make yourself as cheap as foreign sweatshop labor...

  310. Don't answer the phone by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I work (West Virginia) as sysadmin for a network services company, I'm offered a mere $10 a month in compensation for my cell phone.

    I turned it down, so I have the priviledge of turning it off, and ignoring it when it's the boss calling, otherwise I'd probably rack up more than $10 worth of my minutes used by the company.

    In the case of the story author, I'd refuse to get a cell phone or broadband for company use. I'd not give them the number if I had a cell phone, and I'd tell them I'd cancelled my broadband that I use for work they now won't pay for, and won't get it back unless they reinstate it. If they want you to work, then you should show up for work and be on the clock.

    While it's not 1999 anymore, it's not 2001-2002 either. If you are good, companies that pull that kind of shit won't be able to retain you (or their clients) for long by nickle-and-diming.

    A broadband connection costs the company what, $40-50 a month? Which is money IT can write off their taxes.

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    1. Re:Don't answer the phone by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      I have never had a cell phone because I don't want to be bothered by anyone when I'm:
      A. not home
      B. not at work

      If acompany paid for it as a requirement for work, I'd take it. If they quit paying, I'd turn it in. If they try to use that against me, the state labor board will win.

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    2. Re:Don't answer the phone by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      " I have never had a cell phone because I don't want to be bothered by anyone when I'm:
      A. not home
      B. not at work

      If acompany paid for it as a requirement for work, I'd take it. If they quit paying, I'd turn it in. If they try to use that against me, the state labor board will win."

      The only people who ever contact me outside work are my co-workers. We are a small IT department of 4 people, and I'm the senior Systems Engineer (my title). Two newer guys, I'm training. My manager is one of my best friends.

      I take their calls always. And they take mine.

      The owner of the company? Only if I feel like it.

      I've insisted that I remain hourly pay instead of salary. I've worked 90 hours in the last 2 weeks, and they've paid out the ass for it. That is as it should be...

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    3. Re:Don't answer the phone by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      I could deal with that. But I will never pay for a cell phone. My time is my time, unless you can write a big enough check.

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  311. In my family by TLouden · · Score: 1

    The companies we've work for tend to be about 50/50 on paying for cell phones and a little less willing to pay for broadband. Computers are all on the employee and PDA are almost entirely on the company. It's not that they can't afford it but rather if they need the employee to have it and somewhat if the employee would get it anyways.

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  312. A good side. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you pay for your broadband instead of work paying, whatever you do on it can't get you fired.

  313. You pretend to pay me. I'll pretend to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We got that memo too, it stated that we were going have to pay for our own communications devices going forward.

    Last friday I checked in with my manager before leaving for the weekend, I gave him one of these little FRS radios and said that i would be available on channel 8 ctcss code 36 if I was needed to, say, keep the company online or something...

    he at the radio, looked at me and said "your kidding right?"

    I said "yeah, but you started it"

  314. End of Desktop IT? by pophop · · Score: 1

    They dont pay for your car, your clothing, etc... either. Ultimately information devices and Internet connectivity will will be regarded as staples and all be expected of you. Your employability will be based on having them. I can imagine a time when you will be expected to bring in your own computing devices to work - if you "go" to work at all. The whole backoffice will become public space - like your company parking lot already is - and only the core protected information resources will be controlled by the corporation.

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  315. It's really simple. by foxtrot · · Score: 1

    Is there a desk in your cube? Did you pay for the desk? No.

    Is there a workstation in your cube? Did you pay for the workstation? No.

    Is there a phone in your cube? Did you pay for the phone? No.

    If it's at the office and you need it to get your job done, the company paid for it, right?

    So if it's at home, and you need it to do your job, the company should pay for it. If they don't want to pay for it, then you obviously don't need it to do your job, so your job function obviously doesn't include off-hours support.

  316. small company pays for cable modem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The small company I just started working for will pay for a cable modem. I had no idea companies did this, and I think it's great - thats about 300$ a year in savings.

    However as a small hosting company, I'm also on-call 1/9th of the time when I'm at home.

  317. Think smart... by tyroneking · · Score: 1
    Your boss is obviously trying to cut some areas of cost - that's standard business ... but in return you should ask for some recognition of your increased professionalism - i.e. more wages or days working from home; they're miles better than expensing costs.

    When I was in a perm job I funded my own narrow-band connection and used it allow me to work from home one or two days per month - that saved more than the cost of the connection in travelling costs AND meant I could take it a little easier...

  318. The other side of the coin: imputed income by Safety+Cap · · Score: 3, Informative

    If the company provides you a benefit (company car, home broadband, computer, blackberry) that you can use for personal use, they are supposed to report that personal use ($/%) to the IRS as imputed income, which Uncle Sugar uses to soak you on 4/15.

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  319. Manager+Clueless Management books equal... by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    "Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers."

    Sounds like your CIO has been reading too many stupid management books...

    The most useless layer in IT departments are IT managers, as it's the worst job IN IT... The worst ones are paper pushers, meetings-goers, and subscribers to the latest fad management book.

    The best ones break, die, or go somewhere else because they try to actually take on the impossible job of PROTECTING their staff from the other layers of management which match the descriptions above, and they get to go to meetings instead of doing cool IT work.

    I don't know how big your company or IT staff is,, but if your staff is fairly small, I'd get together as a group, DO NOT get cellphones or other stuff they won't pay for, and cancel your "work" broadband connections (it's for home use now) until the idiot with the expense account, fancy office, company cell phone and car who does nothing better for the company than warm an expensive chair backs down.

    I'd bet this CIO is relatively new, and from the "beancounter" mentality, and is looking to score points with the rest of upper management. You can usually back such people down if you show a little steel.

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  320. work pays for dsl/cell or forget it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    work won't pay for cell phone, pager or ISP ... then work better have a problem only when i'm on site. how's that?

  321. What are you on about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what does good ol' Kolmogorov have to do with this?
    I only know him for his steady-state balance equations.

    1. Re:What are you on about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try entering "kolmogorov-complexity" in a Google Web search.

  322. Network ownership = data ownership by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just remind your employer that as their policy states, any data that runs on their network is their property because it is on their network. This means that if you pay for your own Broadband, it is your network, and thus any data on it belongs to you. Of course this would be more convincing if the broadband connection in your home were in someone elses name, such as your spouse.

  323. Easy One? A counter example. by seawall · · Score: 1
    There are reasons to buy your own stuff that is partially used for business. Here is an example:

    I know a sysadmin who bought his own laptop that he used for his stuff and work. He didn't want to have to carry around 2 machines and he valued his privacy. He was and is an honorable guy.

    The day came when the Powers That Be wished to paw through everything. They looked through the servers, they looked through the network, they wanted to look through his laptop.

    It didn't belong to them so he could say "No". It took a little while for them to understand why (as is often the case with The Powers) but they didn't want to get a warrant, they didn't want to get sued, he didn't cave to pressure. The "No" stood.

    He couldn't have done that if he had been using a work box.

  324. Tellecommuting by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

    Folks can work from home 2 days per week. Here are the rules laid out by the corporate office:
    You must have an office at home (desk,phone,computer). Your bed and the couch are not offices.
    You must have broadband.
    You should be ready at any time for your boss or the CEO to 'drop by' for an office inspection (as if they have the time..).
    The company will not pay for office supplies or communications (broadband and phone).
    And why should they? You make plenty of money right? Just write every expense off and get a big tax return. If your company is making WAY too much money, they could pay for it and write it off, but usually that's not worth it to them. After all, how much time online is spent working, and how much is spent playing UT2004?

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    1. Re:Tellecommuting by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Just write every expense off and get a big tax return.

      This is completely offtopic, but you never want a big tax return. Do you really want the government making interest off your tax money instead of you?

      If you are financially disciplined enough, the best possible situation is to end up owing a bunch of taxes at the end of the year -- but you were smart, and you stuck that money in a 1-year CD or some other type of investment, and now it is you who earns the interest throughout the year.

      The government loves to give you a big tax return. It means they made lots of interest off you.

    2. Re:Tellecommuting by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

      I don't mind going off topic a little if it means I get some tax advice: I invest in 2 small business using my income, and write off all the expenses. I get a big tax return and roll it into an IRA every year. I've never heard that owing the IRS is good position for a tax payer to be in. I really don't mind if the government makes a little money on the taxes I overpaid, as long as I get them back. After all, they can't tax you on your tax return. (but they can tax you on the interest you make investing your tax return...)

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  325. A sensible voice... by theQuietAmerican · · Score: 1

    Finally... Someone that makes sense! I too, am American, but I am currently living in Europe. Have things really gotten that bad in the "old country"? When did everyone become so weak that they are willing to put up with this? (I don't mean that as a flame, either.) These are clearly business expenses... Stand up for yourselves! As for "loyalty" and "respect". These are things that must be earned in both directions. The company does not sound like it is earning your respect and is certainly not respcting you.

  326. Working for a charity? by RoyalCheese · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, I feel that if you are being compensated more than adequately (or maybe just above market rate) in terms of you actual money and totality of other perks.. and you've tried negotiation to maintain these services,.. and the additional costs to be incurred by you if you were to pay for them yourself are bearable,.. then maybe you should just accept the changes.
    On the otherhand, if your employer never does anything for charity, maybe you should be asking why they expect you to? My feelings is that the only company you should ever bust your own bollocks for is one that YOU own, or that a loved family member owns. Your bollock busting efforts are in the end for the benefit of shareholders (who as shareholders contribute.. what?) Does the employer offer a bonus scheme?

    1. Re:Working for a charity? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      tell that cheap-ass rat bastard CIO you're not running a telecom charity for struggling corporations! it is very much in THEIR INTERESTS to provide you with tools to maintain THEIR CRAP from YOUR HOME. That bullshit about being dedicated employees doesn't fly in this era, there will be no regard for your loyalty or experience when senior management's screw-ups make them unable to employ a given number of people.

  327. This is absurd -- by gru3hunt3r · · Score: 1

    I find it ironic that the vast majority of the people who are writing on this thread are stealing Internet access from work.

    This is a double standard - you either use it at work for work, and use it at home for home, or you use 'em both for both - and work pays for work, and YOU pay for home.

    And for all you flamers who want to write back and tell me you're on your break, or this is personal time or whatever - seriously, sit down and do the math and figure out how much time you spend trolling on slashdot instead of doing your job and following up with your customers.

  328. No broadband by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    The company does not pay for broadband. But they sure as hell better pay for highspeed access when I have a company provided laptop and go on a training trip or a conference trip. If they want me to pay for my redneck walkie talkie (Nextel) then there ain't no freakin way in hell I would do it.

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  329. Re:Bottom Line: The CIO isn't gonna move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats not entirely true... The owner of the company I work for decided we needed a CIO. We will call him Don, who came from a big company, we will call it Insight. We (the IT department) knew right off the bat the guy was a retard but since the owner is very ignorant when it comes to technology and believed everything this guy told him. Well one of the programmers and myself got fed up with it and started tracking his surfing, without him knowing of course, and come to find out he spent half his day doing personal stuff... Like downloading guitar tab, mp3s etc.. but the kicker was him surfing monster looking for a job. Needless to say, with a little effort on our part and 90 days, we had the butthole fired and I took great satisfaction in locking him out.

  330. Fight for a reasonable compromise by mpcooke3 · · Score: 1

    We used to not get compensated at all for out of hours support (which there was a lot of).

    We lost a good sys-admin whom I'm sure left atleast partially due to the unreasonable and uncompensated demands on his time. After he left I was doing more out of hours support myself.

    Eventually it got to the point where I figured it was in the best interests of the *company* that all out-of-hours work was compensated.

    Why? Well, for several reasons:
    It's a hidden expense and causes employees to get very annoyed and some cases cause their work to suffer too.
    Without making the company feel the costs they won't dedicate the time during working hours for employees to sort out the software bugs and system glitches.

    I am now much happier, I get time-off-in-lieu but more importantly we have more failover systems, better monitoring and emergency procedures and more of the system bugs fixed. I don't think this would have happened to the degree it has if I hadn't requests time off in lieu for out-of-hours-support during a company meeting.

    He might think he's saving money by pushing work and expenses onto employees but it may actually damage the business.

  331. I have been The Man ..... by gyges · · Score: 1

    In my limited experience devices and services provided by employers (DSL, pager, cell, car) are used a minimum of 80% for non-work related purposes (see recent Wash Post article on social use of Blackberrys by Capitol Hill staff. Your tax dollars at work. No link due to Posts dreadful archive policy) .

    It is a significant expense for an employer to take on when the direct value they receive is so low and they are items that employees would probably take on themselves. And that is the key, any item that it is easier for an employee to take on themselves not only saves you the direct cost, but indirect administrative costs. Sure it is good for morale, but at what cost.

    Obviously the posters company is not very employee savvy. I used to include summaries of company expenses with employee raises and salary changes and show them the total cost that the company was taking on for them beyond their salary (Health care, car, phone, life insurance, etc.) It really helped them understand the total cost of an employee to an employer. If I could put up with the down-time, I would frame it as, "You can buy your own broadband and VPN in or you can drive in, your choice".

  332. Cheap bastard by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    That is utterly ridiculous. If he wants you to perform work after hours he can supply you with the requisite tools. Otherwise you can just tell him that you can't afford broadband and that you have better uses for the money. Unless he intends to make your providing his company with free Internet access a condition of your employment: in that case I would seek employment elsewhere. People like that make me ill.

    Of course, my current employer doesn't even provide his software people (or anyone else for that matter) with Internet access at their desktops. We have to go out in the hall to use a communal Web station for that. But no-one has tried to get me to pay for that service when I'm working on my own time. Your CEO needs an attitude adjustment, because he will lose his best employees if he stays that course.

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  333. Screw that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your employer needs you to do a job, he should provide you with the necessary tools.

  334. My group pays for part, which I think is wrong by cjmnews · · Score: 1
    At the corporate level, they won't pay for broadband unless you have to do 24x7 support. The most of the rest of the employees do not get reimbursed for broadband.

    My group on the other hand covers $25 a month (that's about 1/2 my bill) for anyone in the group. It doesn't matter if you work 24x7 support or not.

    As a stockholder I find this wrong. They should not be paying anything for broadband unless:
    1. The person can not/will not have broadband on their own.
    2. The person does on-call support.
    It is a waste of money for a corporation to pay for broadband when most techies would have it anyway. If they meet the above requirements I can see paying for it. Of course there are those that would "say" they can/will not have broadband on their own, but really they would, just to get the reimbursement. That decision is on their conscious.

    I refuse to submit the expense reports for broadband based on my belief.
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    1. Re:My group pays for part, which I think is wrong by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ---At the corporate level, they won't pay for broadband unless you have to do 24x7 support. The most of the rest of the employees do not get reimbursed for broadband.

      My opinion about this subject is if you do work from home, they should pay for the UPTIME of that connection. Im not saying a ded T-1 or anything. A 64k isdn circuit with 99% uptime would suffice IF uptime matters 24-7 at your company.

      ---As a stockholder I find this wrong. They should not be paying anything for broadband unless:

      1. The person can not/will not have broadband on their own.
      2. The person does on-call support.

      If the company RELYIES on the employee having broadband, they need to pay for it. Whether it be a part or all, thats a different discussion.

      ---It is a waste of money for a corporation to pay for broadband when most techies would have it anyway. If they meet the above requirements I can see paying for it. Of course there are those that would "say" they can/will not have broadband on their own, but really they would, just to get the reimbursement. That decision is on their conscious.

      Waste you say? You know what the downtime of DSL and Cable-Net is? Its pretty bad. If you want techies to be oncall, you HAD BETTER PAY for dedicated circuits with high reliability, or my DSL just might be down when you call. IT is already known as a shit-job.. If it works, they want to lower your funds, and if it breaks, youre still up shit's creek without a paddle (or toilet paper).

      ---I refuse to submit the expense reports for broadband based on my belief.

      Ok, glad to see somebody stand up for their beliefs (and dividends ;-P I read).

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    2. Re:My group pays for part, which I think is wrong by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      As a stockholder I find this wrong. They should not be paying anything for broadband....
      Ah, but I'll bet your CEO has a golden parachute, yes?
  335. Company provides laptops, cable modems, & cell by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

    Our company pays for broadband or a landline if you live out in the boonies. They also pay for cell phones.

    If you company wants support 24x7, then they need to provide you the tools to make that happen. It's in their own best interest since it puts you in a position to respond and engage corrective action. Use the simple equation time=money. If the company isn't willing to invest in tools for remote support then obviously the offhours downtime isn't worth worrying about or costs very little in terms of productivity. Where I work, 5 minutes of downtime = $850, so responding quickly is somewhat important to the bottom line.

    Does the company expect people to bring their own office supplies, computers, phones, desks, and office furniture when they come to work?

    If you get off hours support calls don't answer the phone (invest in caller-id) or if you accidentally answer the phone, tell them your computer is not working and you are waiting from a callback from Dell technical support and need to hang up and to call back in a few hours.

    Like my daddy always says, "Boy you want to play dumb? I can play dumber."

  336. Re:Your super lucky apparently and living in the d by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

    Amen to that.

    I left the Bay Area in January of 2000 and never looked back. Got out just before the roof fell in.

    Here in San Diego, there's plenty of jobs and dignity to go along with them. Anyone at my company who would suggest such morale-busting measures as the article poster would be shitcanned by our CEO and board for gross incompetence.

    Plus, all the homeless junkies in San Francisco really got to me after six years. That city REALLY needs to do something about that.

    So, if you value your dignity and your paycheck, get the hell out of the Bay Area!

    And, one last thing. Guys, quit being willing to grab your ankles and bend over just to keep a job. You fuck it up for the rest of us who are trying to earn a living with some dignity and respect.

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  337. Get out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get out of IT as fast as you can. I spent most of my life in IT and the single best move I ever made was going to law school.

    IT in America is a dead end. The pay is crap, the people you'll end up reporting to are idiots, and you'll feel the full brunt of what it's like living in the mind of George Bush. For God's sake...

    Get a trade, anything, just get out of IT as fast as you can. You'll thank me later.

  338. My experience with this... by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    I work for an Internet service provider, but I am in the sales department. (insert sales slime joke here)

    As such, while I'm not given free broadband service or a cell phone, I am allowed to expense 50% of those bills. The company also provides me with a laptop to use while on-site with customers and prospects.

    I suggest that you check with your state to see what laws there are regarding employees that are on-call (if you are). There may be laws that say that they have to pay for your cell/pager.

    However, there's no law or requirement that says they have to pay for your Internet connection.

    My recommendation is to try and "sell" to your CIO the benefits of paying for your Internet service. These should be rather obvious. Of course, he/she could still tell you that you need to be dedicated and there's nothing you can do about it.

    In California, all employers can let someone go because they don't like your attitude. Fighting this too far could very well get you fired.

    Then again, perhaps that wouldn't be such a bad idea if this company is cutting its budget so tight that they can't afford a $100/mo bill.

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  339. It depends on your job by FJ · · Score: 1

    I work for a company that provides pagers, phones, laptops, brodband, & second phone lines to people who need it. When I first started it was simple to get this. You simply told your boss that you needed it and started submitting expense reports. No justification was needed. Needless to say, it was very widely abused. There were numerous people who didn't do any off hour support who got everything paid for by the company.

    It cought the attention of our CIO too. He decided to make a few adjustments. Unless your boss was willing to assure his boss that you consistantly were needed for off-hour support, you couldn't expense anything. Every person who was approved was reviewed by management two leves up.

    The result is that a lot of support people continued to be able to get their support tools paid for, but a lot of middle management didn't. It also really cut costs with almost no impact on support.

    I also once worked for a company that wouldn't pay for a a second phone line (this was before broadband). A co-worker of mine put together a case that if he worked one hour more a day from home, the productivity gain was a lot more than the cost. He was approved & he routinely put in 2-4 hours more. It worked out in the businesses favor.

  340. What comes around.. by DangVarmit · · Score: 1

    Do you remember changing jobs during the Dot com boom for better perks and salary. Even if you didn't, you probably noticed those perks increasing during that time to improve your job retention.

    Isn't that the flip-side of this argument? Now that jobs are more scarce your employer is putting the squeeze on you a little bit in return. Just like before, you have the option of looking for another job.. only now you know it's going to be a lot more difficult than it was 5 years ago. So you stay and put up with the loss of perks just like your employers had to fork out the perks when they were afraid of losing you.

    It's just the way the cycle goes.

  341. You are getting ripped off. by tk2x · · Score: 1

    You can get DSL for $35-45/mo, a cell phone w/ 1000 anytime minutes for $40/mo, and unlimited cellular internet on top of that for $20/mo. free SMS or $5/mo will cover paging.

    1. Re:You are getting ripped off. by scotch · · Score: 1

      Or you can get none of those things and save over $1200 a year for a vacation or a hot prostitute or something.

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    2. Re:You are getting ripped off. by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

      Sure can... for sucky service on all of those.

      My DSL bill is high cause I get Speakeasy 6mb/768 ADSL. If I went with standard SBC or other DSL of 768/128, etc I'd have a heck of a time uploading anything.

      My cell phone base is only about $80/month for the most minutes with National coverage. I use more than that, so end up with a $300/month cellular bill. Plus, my users call my cell even when I'm in the building, but don't happen to be at my desk.

      For cellular internet, I get unlimited, but it costs $80/month instead of $20/month cause I get cellular broadband... not the wireless-at-the-speed-of-dialup crap. In certain areas (which I'm usually in) I can get 2mb both ways. The rest of the time I get speeds closer to 3x a dial-up.

      And for paging, I pay more for satellite based paging so that I can get two-way paging/emails even when I don't have cellular coverage. And I get unlimited messages to boot which I need for the occasion that my monitoring software goes haywire and I get 1000+ pages in a 30 minute timeframe.

      We don't all have to be tightwads and to be a good, always enabled remote IT person, I have to pay more for the better service offerings. But at least company pays for/re-imburses the majority.

  342. One nit to pick by beakburke · · Score: 1

    Workers only create wealth when paired with certain resources, which the company provides. Just like workers expect to be paid for their time, investors/owners expect to be paid for the employment of their cash and assets, as well as some sort of risk premium. That's what profit is, return on a (risky) investment.

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    1. Re:One nit to pick by beakburke · · Score: 1

      Just one more thing, I don't mean to negate the idea that workers need to be paid too, just saying that it's not like the investors are just leeches stealing from the productive workers. Everyone has a part in this thing.

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  343. Actually by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    its a little more then that.
    We, the technology workers of the country, have let ourselves be screwed over.
    How?
    As a whole, many of us don't pay attention to politics.
    As a whole, many of us have a screwed up idea that says we shouldn't ge orginaized.

    So now, according to federal law, we arn't paid overtime if we make more then about 28 bucks an hour. roughly 56K a year. Could you imagine that ever happening if we had a organization to work for us in the government? you know, lobbiests.

    State laws have changed radically of the years as to what legally qualifies us for excempt status. Exempt status has always been a lot more narrowly defined then corporations have let on. There still jsut as narrow, but most have exceptions for 'computer professionals'.

    We could be the most powerfull union(yes, I said the dirty word) in the world. Large corporations no that, the government knows that.
    We are so large, that if we had reasonable solidarity, we could change the laws of the US easily. We could be so large, that we could hire enough lobbiest to change the stupid DMCA laws. We could stop the insane copyright abuse going on.

    Think about that next time sone person gets fined there life saving becasue they created a search engine that searchs for a compressed programs that happen to end in .mp3

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    1. Re:Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      outside of a few major issues, we dont have solidarity.

      we are against a couple things, for some other things.
      and thats about it.

      pick an issue and you will have tons of different stances.

      thats what america is

    2. Re:Actually by neonsam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Labor unions are a lot like communism - in theory they're great. In practice they suck. If technology workers, sysadmins, programmers, security analysts, dba's etc. become "unionized", the union - not you - decides how much you should be paid and what you should be paid for. It turns everything in to an us vs. them struggle. Additionally, and my least favorite thing about unions, it completely makes employees (or "labor") a commodity. That means that you are absolutely no better than anybody else, no matter how good you are at your job. No thanks.

  344. Something else... by darnok · · Score: 1

    I agree with the consensus that what your employer is doing effectively constitutes a pay cut without notice, and you should consider your future accordingly.

    Another aspect is that, if you're being told "use your own gear", you've got no real obligation to actually have your own gear in a state that's fit for use when the "I need help now" call comes through. If you happen to be rebuilding your home PC, or if your kids/wife/gf happen to have your mobile phone at the time, or your modem just died and you're gonna have to go out and pick up another one, or your cheap-as-chips ISP blocks outgoing port 22 access and you didn't know in advance, or you happen to have just put your clothes in the washing machines at the local laundromat when the call comes through and you won't be home for another 90 minutes, well that's just gonna be their bad luck.

    What's that? They're expecting you to be available at no notice *and* have all your equipment in full working order at all times? Well, maybe they'd better then think about the disruption that could ensue if your (now unmaintainable) home PC happens to dump a virus on the corporate network - maybe it'd be cheaper all round if they bought you a PC for work purposes only and looked after it themselves.

    Note that I'm not recommending you purposely disrupt things in the above described manner, but a email message outlining the risks of any of the above occurring due to their cost cutting and your requirement to now budget accordingly might do wonders.

  345. Pay for your own broadband? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm given stock options and a cheap linux box. I am required to bring my own cell phone and salary.

  346. Lucky, I guess... by Timex · · Score: 1

    My employer reimburses us for our Internet, up to $50/mo. For me, that means Broadband (cable modem service) is paid for. :D

    I believe the actual policy is that it's proportional to the number of days in the month that we use the Internet to do "work", but considering that the SysAdmins (me, the Sr SA, and our boss) have odd hours, where we often do work from home practically every day, that means that it's covered.

    This is the first place I've worked at that would pay for the Internet service, so I won't complain.

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  347. Sprints on the "pay for it yourself Bandwagon" Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just happened last month, in our Network Operations Group. Funny. We have a 15 minute SLA, and most of us live over 30 minutes away, with no traffic. Waiting to see what happens when we hit a Severity 1 issue (National outage) and it takes an hour before anyone can even look at it. I wonder what the Labor Board will say when the unlucky bastad who was on-call, refuses to use his/her own broadband connection to log into the network to work the issue, and drives in, then gets fired for not responding "responsibly and quickly". So, if you're unlucky enough to be a Sprint PCS customer, and your wireless web goes down (and stays down for hours on end), you may know why :-P

  348. My company - Cheap? Maybe. You decide. by GreenEggsAndSpam · · Score: 1

    My company, a manufacturing company up here in Canada, has some strange ideas.

    Pagers: We supply them. A pain in the ass for those of us in IT, as we're in charge of them (Ever realize how often pagers go missing / get damaged?), we handle all pager requests. OK, fine, not a huge issue. Company pays, users get them. Users are NOT responsible for them, all charged to company. Lost pagers are charged back to company. Money loss, but essential most of the time.

    Cell phones: Users own their own cell phones, pay for their own plans, but are reimbursed for business related costs. Company does not dictate who owns / has a cell. Fraud / improper use is HIGHLY cut down. And to cut down on extravagant costs: Only certain users can charge for cells, and if you do, you don't get a pager.

    Home phones / internet: You use, you pay. You don't use? Feel free to get your job done anyway you want. If that requires you to come in, that's your issue. If you prefer to work from home, hey, congrats, save yourself some issue, but that's your choice. Bad idea? Maybe. But for us, it's a convenience factor. We give dialup access to laptop users. every 20 users share 1 DU account (About 550 Laptop users). Again, their choice to get a laptop, their burden.

    For the IT staff, it's similar: 24/7 operation, you're on call. Rotating cell phones (Company owned), everybody has a laptop (Fun). You have the choice of coming in to fix the issue, or working from home on dialup, or your own connection. The choice is ours. If the company didn't pay for the high speed: Would you still have it? The answer for all but one of us: Yes.

    Companies give employees the ability to work. If the employee is in a position where their job requires them to work 12 hours a day, they have 2 options: Deal with it, or leave. If you can't find something else, then you deal with it until you get work elsewhere. We come and go as we need, time off for family and such, but even then we're still on call should emergencies rise. Are we paid well? I guess. We all have jobs.

    I'm happy. Sorta. And searching for better. I was unemployed for 2 years, I'm happy with what I have. Until I can find something better. In today's IT society, isn't that what the prize is? Income which doesn't rely on the phrase "Would you like to upsize your fries for only 49 cents?"?

    Think about what you have, not what you have to endure.

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  349. My company steals broadband by Bob+Loblaw · · Score: 1

    ... from the unsecured wifi router down the hall.

    Corporate secrets be damned!

    1. Re:My company steals broadband by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      My company steals broadband from the unsecured wifi router down the hall.
      LOL! One of the remote sales guys that work for the same company as I do had his Internet connection this way -- he was sponging off his neighbor's WiFi. One day it quit working, and he called me (IT support) complaining loudly about the company-supplied connectivity being down all morning "without prior notice." Asshat!
  350. unless by geekoid · · Score: 1

    you didn't have q cell phone to begin with. Now I have a 20 daller a month expenses I didn't have before. You bet your ass if the company expects me to pay for it, I AM getting the cheapes one, and they can pay for all the phone calls over 60 minutes.

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  351. Work is a privilege, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PHB sez:

    "Work is a privilege."
    "Time off from work will not be given for any extra hours worked since work is a privilege."
    "Working from home is a privilege only granted to a few. The rest have to drive in to work. Since it is a privilege and it allows you to spend more time with your family, we do not reimburse anyone for their broadband connectivity. Your extra time with your family is your reward."
    "You will restart your computer when you come in to work, when you leave for lunch, when you return from lunch, and when you leave for the day so that the hours you work will be tracked. These times will be checked against the hours on your time sheet(salaried employees are required to work a minimum of 42 hours/week). Time sheet falsification will be grounds for immediate termination."

    Welcome to the new economy. Guess who is already packing their books out the door with the economy picking up??

  352. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers. What sort of experiences do the rest of slashdotters have along these lines?"


    Your company is in the process of being run into the ground by beancounters. This will continue on all fronts until they close the doors.

    Run away, or you may get stuck turning off the lights.

  353. Be The BOFH by TwP · · Score: 1

    1) Identify the ten largest investors in the company.
    2) Send them a polite, anonymous e-mail about the state of the company.
    3) Cite recent cutbacks in the IT department as evidence of shaky financials.
    4) Chip in for the "Going Away" cake for the CIO.

  354. Well... by AgentAce · · Score: 1

    Most CIOs that I've worked for have been fucking idiots and the same seems to be true where you're at. Hold out and start looking for another job where the CIO has a clue or isn't a bean counter.

  355. Blame the Government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My compay was recently hit with an audit that has prompted policy changes in braodband / cellpone use. The issue is that the US government wants to tax the employee for the "perks". Most companies write these off as business expense, there for not taxed. So, for the company to continue to do that, the expenses have to be solely for work. I may soon have to pay for every minute of cell phone use that is not for work, and pay for my own broadband.

  356. Will they return the favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I my experience i have found that when you give it all you got and then some, it make preserve you job. However when you need leeway from the company forget about it they seem to forget all you do for them.

  357. Cash and/or Perks = Business Respect by rmckeethen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been around the corporate racetrack a few times; long enough to know that when your boss starts counting pennies, it means that she don't consider your services crucial to the bottom line.

    Corporate executives frequently get all kinds of benefits and bonuses, anything from hard cash, interest-free loans, company cars, company-financed homes, dry cleaning, free lunches, maid service, etc. all because there is a perception that these individuals are difficult to replace and are critical to successful implementation of the company's long-term strategy. I've rarely heard anyone in a boardroom argue over the merits of any company-financed perk, except in cases where management was looking for an excuse to get rid of someone and wanted to encourage that person to get rid of themselves. The message is clear - if your company is tightening the ropes on this type of spending, than there's a good chance that someone has determined that you are:

    • Expendable
    • Easily replaceable
    • Soon to be replaced with a cheaper alternative

    Don't fool yourself into thinking that flexible hours or last week's heroics in fixing the email server mean anything to the people at the top of the corporate food chain. The problem with IT is that every system failure is often seen as an indication that you're not doing your job properly, and even when nothing fails, it's a red flag to your boss that she can probably get someone less qualified and less expensive to do the same job that you're doing. It's a no-win situation. Unless you're dealing some moneymaking aspect of the company (i.e., that the company generates cash via IT services) than chances are good that you're about to be sidelined and replaced. Cash and compensation is always the bottom line for respect in any business endeavor; if you're not seeing dollars or perks, you have no respect coming down from upper-management.

  358. subject goes here by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

    I work for a very small, eight-person, technology-focused investment bank. We make a lot of money, but we don't get shit in terms of devices, because yeah, we're pretty much expected to be that kind of person anyway, else they wouldn't have hired us.

  359. Just move on by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    The last time I was in an on-call job (net eng) I had a company-paid *leased line* in my house. And your new CIO wants you to pay for your own DSL?

    If your resume isn't up-to-date, do it now. Get a new job. Seriously. If he would pull that kind of "you should pay for it yourself out of company loyalty/go-getter spirit" line on you, believe it when I say this is just the first of many indignities that will be heaped upon you. If you don't start looking now, you'll be sorry,

    Heck, if you're in the LA area, reply and post the URL to your resume here. I just filled all the open positions on my team, but you never know when something might come up.

    If your company was a good place to work, it's a shame this happened to you. I hope you find something good soon. If it wasn't a good place to work anyway, well, no harm done in heading for new pastures now.

  360. Exactly: You make the call. by FireAtWill · · Score: 1

    I have cable broadband at home and wouldn't dream of charging that back to my employer regardless of how much it might be used for work. However, I also had a company provided cell phone and not only did they pay for it, they gave me (and others) an annual bonus for carrying it (and, well, answering it when it rang...).

    But a job is like many things in life. You have tradeoffs. If your job is wonderful otherwise and you just disagree philosophically on this one point, then shell out the bucks and focus on performing to the extent that your raises will cover the new expenses. But I think I'd want to understand whether these requests are quirks or symptomatic of a larger employee relations issue.

  361. Hmmm time to find a new job by matdodgson · · Score: 1

    "we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen"

    So they want to make money out of your support but they're not willing to pay you for it? Time to find a new job.

  362. Quid Pro Quo by clambake · · Score: 1

    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen.

    As well they are, of course, dedicated employers who are willing to give salary bonuses every time you respond quickly to problems and showing your loyalty and dedication, right?

    You company wouldn't give away it's product for free, and neither should you!

  363. I fully agree by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    I have to agree with you. If the company desires the luxury of me doing work at home, the company must provide me the resources to do that work. In the same manner that the company provides these resources while I am in the office. Does your company expect the sales force to foot the bill for their own laptops to use for product demos in meetings? I doubt it.
  364. They should pay some of the broadband cost by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    If they expect it to be used for work, they need to bear part of the cost. Not all necessiarly, though that is ususally a good thing to do as a niceity to employees (keeping people happy is important). It's the same concept as paying milage on your car if they expect you to use it for work purposes. I had a job as a delivery monkey for a travel agency in high school. Most of the time, I drove a company car while at work. However, in the event it was unavailable, I was expected to use my own car. However I was paid per mile, a fair bit actually.

    The "because you'd have it anyway" ISN'T a valid argument. First off, there is no proof of this. Right now I have broadband since I have roomates. However if I were unwilling or unable to have them, I'd probably get it shut off since it would be a large expense I don't need. The real reason, however, is that your stuff is your stuff.

    I mean extend it a bit further, the company says "We need to use your closet space for storage, but we aren't going to pay you since you have it anyways." Or how about "We need to use your yard for a party, but we aren't going to pay you since you have it anyways."

    The issue is that your personal property is just that, personal property. Your employer has no right to demand you use it for work. If they want you to use it for work, they need to pay for it. Maybe not the whole thing, but they need to pay for what they do use. If they don't pay for it, they don't have a right to demand its use.

  365. How to respond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't purchase a cell, pager, BBerry or broadband. Politely explain you simply can't afford it in your budget. Consider taking it up with the CEO. Get it all in writing. Review your job description and if you are exempt or non-exempt. Then, if things get bad, get an attorney.

  366. Time to polish your resume by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1


    I've been at several companies that reduced employee benefits in one way or another.

    Whether it's no more stock options, or no more free broadband, it's always for the same reason;
    The company is having financial trouble.

    It's possible they'll get over their hard times, but it's far more likely that they'll go under.
    When they do, you want to be ready.
    You could start looking for a new job right away, but at the very least you should be ready to start looking.
    Don't make any large purchases, get your resume up to date, take home any personal items...

    -- less is better

  367. Layoffs are coming soon by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

    When companies start doing this kind of niggling cost-cutting that only saves pennies while pissing off employees big time, it is a sure sign that layoffs are soon to follow. In less than a year they will have a set of layoffs, so the original poster had better start looking for a job now.

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  368. Doesn't everyone's company pay for broadband? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    And food and gas and all kinds of things? It's called a salary.

    1. Re:Doesn't everyone's company pay for broadband? by smcavoy · · Score: 1

      Actually when on a service call my company pays per km plus all meals.
      A salary is compenstating you for your time, by purchasing things you need to do your job with it your basically donating it back to the company.
      They could at least be honest and cover the expense and lower the salary.

  369. Dedicated Employee, Inc. updated terms of service by whitis · · Score: 1

    Dedicated Employee, Inc. regrets to inform our customers that, due to recent budget cutbacks and rising expenses, we are no longer able to provide free after hours technical support. After hours support will now be charged our standard consulting rates of $150/hr with a 1 hour minimum billing per call. A page or other form of contact to which an out of hours response is requested or expected will count as a call. Billing begins at the initiation of contact. A 50% surcharge will be imposed for any calls which interupt sleep or sexual activity. In addition, for any interruptions impacting relations or a romantic or sexual character, there will be a $100 surcharge to defray expenses incurred in restoring harmony. In the event that the call disrupts any movie, play, dining out, sporting event, or similar activity expenses incurred by Dedicated Employee and companions in attending said event shall become a reimbursable expense. In addition, there will be a $300 dollar infrastructure surcharge for each month in which out of hours services are rendered to help defray the cost of cellular phones, portable and handheld computing, internet connectivity, wireless connectivity, home office space, and other infrastructure expenses. Any work related calls or other forms of work related contact initiated by customer or their employees, subcontractors, affiliates, agents, customers, or any other party to whom customer provides our contact information shall constitute acceptance of these terms on behalf of customer; we would like to underscore the importance of taking whatever steps are necessary to prevent unauthorized calls including, but not limited to, mantaining our out of hours contact information in strict confidence to avoid any liability for calls. A 33% discount will be extended for calls where the fee for the call can be entirely deducted from a prepaid deposit account. A late payment penalty of $50 per month plus interest at 5% per month shall apply to any amounts not reimbursed within 30 days. Questions regarding these terms should be brought up during regular working hours to avoid being billed as an out of hours call.

    We believe that these new terms will allow us to provide more efficient, professional, and courteous service by insuring that we have the resources necessary resources at our disposal and by minimizing disruptions. Further, this new policy will better enable customer to properly account for the previously intangible costs of various possible courses of action. To minimize the costs incurred under these terms, you may wish to consider instituting a policy of solving foreseeable problems before they they escalate into emergencies. Thank you for your patronage and we look forward to serving you in the future.

  370. Whoa, no! by annielaurie · · Score: 1

    Next they'll require you to show your good faith by using your own credit card and/or funds for travel and business expenses. These will be reimbursed when the accounting department gets around to it, although you can be very sure the client will be billed immediately.

    First time I went down that road was in 1994 or so, when if we travelers wanted a Thinkpad, the company would buy it for us and let us pay it off on time, with interest. If we declined, we got one of those awful Win-laptops. (What the hell were they called, anyway?) If you left, all the money you'd put in was kept by The Firm.

    My experience has been that when the company wants you to equip yourself, or use your money for any but the most trivial expenses, they're probably on the path to ruin. Let them come up with a standard wardrobe of necessities and find a way to equip everyone with what s/he needs.

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    1. Re:Whoa, no! by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      Next they'll require you to show your good faith by using your own credit card and/or funds for travel and business expenses.
      I worked for a company once that did this. They wanted me to fly to a remote customer site, pay for the tickets, rental car, hotel, et al on my own, and then turn the receipts in for reimbursement after the trip was finished. When they said that it typically took two to four weeks to process those receipts and to cut a check, I started laughing...

      ...and then quit that same week. Last I heard, the customer gave up in frustration and went with a competing product since the company had been unable to promptly send a systems engineer out.

  371. Take action -- stop whining by Deeper+Thought · · Score: 1
    Stop whining and take decisive action:

    Say your DSL is $35/mo. Say you make $35/hour ($70k/year).

    Pick 1 Friday every month and go home 1 hour early. Or, if that's too obvious, shave 3 minute of work off the end of each day.

    Even better -- spend an extra 3 minutes reading Slashdot every day. There! Very bold! Feels great, huh?!!

  372. My company good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for an IC design company and we do well in these sort of benefits.

    - all managers and all technical support get cell phones, calling cards, and conference call cards.

    - all designers who request it get broadband at home paid for.

    - all managers, sales, marketing and customer support get lap-top computers (IBM ThinkPads).

    - all executive get free Blackberries.

  373. Broadband and T1s actually by eyeota · · Score: 1

    Both the CEO and I (CTO) have T1s to our houses, but we also provide Broadband/DSL to our employees in the department (IT) as well.

    The CEO gets one because he was tired of DSL/Broadband reliability and well--we want to make him happy. I have one because he offered, so I accepted--both of which go to the company network, not directly to the net, but it's only 1 hop away.

    Anyhow, we try to be flexible with our employees, so if they have personal/family issues going on--provided they're not absolutely needed at work--we'll let them work from home. Additionally, we find that a happy employee is willing to check email and take care of mundane tasks at night if they're bored and actually increases productivity.

    Turnover in IT is costly--the training on our custom systems is incredible. We like happy IT people and they appreciate the extra efforts we put forth. Broadband, Company Cell, Brining in lunch are just a few things we do to keep them happy.

  374. Re:Your super lucky apparently and living in the d by drewpt · · Score: 1

    Amen to the amen. I jumped in 2002 from the Bay Area back down to L.A. Never been happier.

  375. What do you consider important by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 1

    If you have at your company's expense a blackberry, a cell phone, and a pager then there is definatly some waste. I would imagine that there are some people taking advantage of the broadband as well. If they take away all three of your gadgets and make you pay for some way to contact you then I think that is a bit extreme on their part. They should at least provide you with a pager if you are that important.

    My company doesn't provide me with any way for them to contact me. They do the network guys, but us software guys have our own cell phones. Sadly mine doesn't work very well within a mile radius of my home, so I am forced to write more robust code so I don't need to be called.

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  376. Be careful by lesman24 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I worked for a company for five years. They used us to do onsite work using our cars. I had to leave in the end because I used my car so much in that time (only getting fuel paid for), and now I owe $12000 on a car only worth $4000. Upon my leaving, others hinted they would leave too. They now pay maintenance costs too. You have to be reasonable on costs, but you really need to see how much !everything! costs. Then see. Is Broadband something you may be able to live without being paid for?

  377. late post, but by loid_void · · Score: 1

    The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers.
    I know this is a late post to the discussion, but what this is beginnging to look like is technological Road Warrior phenomena not to far off in the future. Wouldn't you agree.

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  378. Your choice by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Do you want that job? Then follow their silly rules. It's that simple. Really. You do not have an unalienable right to free broadband, pagers and blackberries.

    Are they assholes? Yes. Will whining to Slashdot about it help? No. There's a reason I don't clean sewer systems for a living: I choose not to.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  379. managed broadband by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
    This is one of those things that has come about recently. Basically, our sales droids get their stuff paid for, but it has to be installed, configured, and maintained by our managed broadband provider (megapath, probably due to change soon due to megapath's incompetence). We IT geeks, however, all end up buying our own, since most of us already had it, and use it more for personal use than anything anyway.

    But, I refuse to buy my own pagers, cell phones, etc. I don't want a cell phone, and if my company requires one, I sure as hell am not going to buy one. Same goes for PDA's. I have my own sony clie. If the company decrees that I must have a wince device, then they can buy the stuff. If you don't have any personal need for something, then why should you be forced to buy it? (books on topics that I have no use for at home, but need for a job are another example).

  380. those poor marketing folk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only bring this point up because we often forget it, but those wonderful marketing folks have to pay for the suits they wear out of their own pocket. Companies do not provide extra money for them to look nice, and it is a requirement for their job.

    Granted they do get a tax write-off for it, but like mentioned in other posts, it won't come close to covering the full price.

    Also the pager/cell phone/dsl is provided as a convience so that you can do your job from home. The company can decide that it requires an IT person onsite 24/7 instead of letting you carry the hot pager for a few hours a week.

  381. Of course you should pay for it. by pheesh · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The last place I worked wanted to reimburse employees for broadband. I refused, and paid for it myself. Why, you ask?

    1. I don't want my employer's policies applying to my home. Think pr0n and/or p2p.

    2. If I'm working on a non-work related project at my house, I want EVERYTHING associated with it to be done on my dime. Don't want them to have any hooks into things done on my time.

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    1. Re:Of course you should pay for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you get two broadband lines.. one you pay for yourself and the other for work. NEVER ever should you pay for something work related without being reimbursed. You are pay to do a job not to subsidize that job.

    2. Re:Of course you should pay for it. by 7dragon · · Score: 1

      Then as an employee I should be paid independant consultant wages for my personal resources used in the furtherance of their business.

  382. Supply and Demand by firewood · · Score: 1
    If there are other equally competent IT people who are available and will work for your wage or less as well as supply off-duty access without reimbursement, you are screwed since you are replaceable.

    If there are other employers in the area who will pay you your going rate plus obvious expenses, then think about leaving. Your employer will then be screwed when he finds out it will most likely cost even more to keep his systems up after you leave for greener pastures.

  383. Seems simple. by kah13 · · Score: 1

    If the company doesn't want to pay for broadband, then when something breaks, you come into the office to fix it. If they don't want to page for pagers/cell phones/etc. then they get service when you happen to get the message, can come in, etc. If these decisions on the part of the CIO mean that IT productivity goes down and response time goes up, then document that and produce the docs. But don't expect to get a Blackberry as a reward; a plain ol analog pager will do what they want to do.

    That being said, you might try reading Paul Straussman on technology expenditures. For most people, increased speed of contact doesn't really have an increased productivity element, either for themselves or others. There are a certain number of jobs where it does, usually either sales, professional services or management type jobs. OTOH, spending money to buy faster laptops for your sales force is also a lose. You have to look at what you think you're buying for the money.

  384. Run! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...before they make you pay for your own workplace insurance.

  385. yep by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    The small software company I work for allows us to expense broadband and cell (though we are telecom related) up to a decent cap.

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    1. Re:yep by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

      I should add that it's the first job I've had where this happened (though I got a 25% discount on net access when I worked for an ISP...)

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  386. Depends on salary by twigles · · Score: 1

    RIght now I beleive I'm overpaid and would take a 10-15% pay cut if I went onto the open market. So when I see some stupid cell bill that is too high or something, I just quietly forget to expense it because it's chump-change compared to the money I'd lose by raising too many eyebrows by being a penny-pincher.

    So if you are being paid a normal amount that you can find anywhere else then tell your boss to earn his quarterly bonus by cutting down on his fucking coffee and leave your pocket book alone. If you are in a weak position skillset-wise or just don't want to lose an otherwise cushy gig, then let it slide and don't lose the war by winning the wrong battles.

  387. You'd buy it anyways! by mrgodzilla · · Score: 1

    Why should your employer buy something that you
    would have purchased anyhow?

    You're a freakin' geek like the rest of us.. you
    can't live without broadband.. and they know it!

    -- gozilla

  388. Mine by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1

    My company actually terminated paying for cell phones and broadband - and I agreed with it.

    Budgets were tight, and in reviewing those with broadband and cell phones, we couldn't come up with anyone who didn't have a cell phone and broadband anyway for their own personal use.

    So why should the company pay for it? It's a nice perk, sure, but when the money is tight ...

  389. Hell my employer didn't even pay for MS Office. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they want to pay for a cell phone they can. In the mean time they don't even know I have one. (A previous employer did know and was unhappy I wouldn't give them the number.)

    Here though one employee brought in a copy of MS Office from home (that he bought for himself) and it's now installed on a dozen computers. Now when someone opens a word document they come around the whole office trying to find out who has Office open on their machine and can-you-please-close-it-while-I-read-this-file-a-c lient-sent-me.

    It's actually quite amusing and I'm okay with MS Office checking the LAN for the same serial number. Oh #$!$ come to think of it that's what has happened with the last 2 or 3 OS X updates too. Hmmm that's not nice for Apple's sales. Cheap f*ckers!

  390. employer line by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

    I've always felt that I'd rather pay for my own internet; otherwise, my employer has the legal ability to eavesdrop on my internet as then it's just another extension of their business. I really don't need them knowing the kind of pr0n I favor, nor, more realistically, to whom I'm sending my resume. I feel pretty certain that, as the bill payer, they have the ability to audit my usage. On the other hand, I don't have a cellphone. If my employer wishes to reach me when I can't be expected to be at my office phone, he'll need to buy one for me.

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  391. Nope - Red shirts are for sysadmins... by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Get your colors straight, man!

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    1. Re:Nope - Red shirts are for sysadmins... by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      It depends... Are we talking old or new? Old, red. New yellow. Really new/old (depending on how you call it), yellow.

      Nothing says fun like inexplicably changing the colors..

  392. a simple rule by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's a simple rule to keep track of... never ever let the employer spend your money for you. In its purest form, it means no expensing anything, no up-front cash of any sort for your employer, even if it's to be reimbursed later. (which often times works out to much later)

    The only "exception" I make to this simple rule is that of convenience. I bring my laptop to work because when I go on a service call, it's convenient for me to have my laptop as a resource. I could do my job just as efficiently, although more unpleasantly, without my laptop though.

    A smart employer will realize it's unwise to pressure employees into using personal assets and resources for company business. One manager I used to have always kept the "what if he gets hit by a bus tomorrow?" concept on his mind. If getting day-to-day business done at work depended on my bringing my laptop, how much forward-thinking does it take to realize this is BAD if you quit, get fired, get injured, etc? If the manager truly cares about the business, they won't try to get employees to donate to the company - in fact, quite the opposite will be true, to prevent the creation of a failure point. At my last job, I actually had to put together a case for why it was useful to the company for me to bring my laptop in for them to allow it.

    As for the more specific issue of the company wanting you to spend money for them... well, there are a few professions where this is supported to an extent. Mechanics sometimes are required to provide their own tools, although they often are reimbursed for costs of purchasing replacements, and I think this is partly done because the mechanics are picky about what sort of tools they prefer to use.

    Spending cash monthly for your workplace is insane. Never forget that you have a business relationship with the company, nothing more. "Company loyalty" is an illusion created by businesses to increase proffit margins - a place where they try to get something for nothing. This comes in many forms... working OT without clocking it (or pushing hours over to next week etc), being on call (or carrying a pager) without compensation, use of personal equipment (especially transportation) without compensation, these things are all ways for your employer to get something for nothing from you.

    In your case, if the company refuses to pay for the line to home, they have no business expecting you to pay for it for them. Also, ask yourself how much of your paycheck is to compensate you for being on-call while at home? If you are an independent contractor, you are paid a flat fee for the expenses you incur, and it's your job to evaluate whether you are being compensated for all your expenses plus your time and effort. As an employee of a company, you should have a clear understanding of what your paycheck is compensating you for. For most people this means the work they do for the company while on the clock, and that's it. Period. If they start asking you for more, then you start asking THEM for more. Nice and simple.

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    1. Re:a simple rule by Sjobeck · · Score: 0

      absotutley correct! I would never let an employer do this to me. @#$% 'em. You are getting taken. Be a man. Take a stand. Good luck. I am with you & I will bet a lot of others are also.

  393. Re:Dedicated Employee, Inc. updated terms of servi by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

    If only that were the case! Loved the post, wish I still got mod points :).

  394. Can't you write these off come tax time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your company requires you to have these things for work you car use them as tax write-offs. Isn't that the way it works?

  395. Cost of expensing is more than just the bill by doorman · · Score: 1

    One thing I haven't seen among all the arguments is the cost of expensing all this. That is to say, the cost of moving the bill through the accounts payable department, bank, whatever approval chain has to approve the expenses, etc. While this number varies greatly, the lowest I have seen is about $25 (US) per expense report, and the figures go much higher (upwards of $45)depending on how well the company is organized, how well the process is automated, etc. So, for every $50 DSL bill, it actually costs $75-$95 or more due to the costs associated.

    My company has a pretty progressive policy, but we have a fairly mobile workforce. Broadband to the home is considered an employee expense unless the user is home-based or has a Senior VP willing to back them (which only happens if it effect the company's bottom line). Mobile services get thrown in one big pot, and you can expense up to a specific dollar amount depending on job role (Sales gets more than Facilities, for example). So your Blackberry, cell phone, wireless internet (Wi-Fi or cellular), and any other mobile cost is up to you on how it is spent. Some folks have it all and pay the extra, some just a cell phone. And that way the expense is done once a month, and the cost to the company in overhead is one hit instead of three or four. Figure our cost is about $30 a report, 2 avoided each month, 3000 employees filing, and you are talking $180,000 savings a month. Real money even in a large company.

    All that said, if the company is telling you just to buck-up and take it, time to look around. Your management lacks vision and is groping around. I'm all for well thought out plans, I helped put the one above together. Even through it in the long run cost me a few bucks a month it saved the company thousands of real dollars without pissing everyone off.

    -G

    "We love to buy books, because we are buying the belief we have time to read them"
    - Warren Zevon

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    1. Re:Cost of expensing is more than just the bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pay for my DSL, but then again I use it a lot for personal use (like now) and have my own little website hosted on it. I had it before this job, so its not an 'additional' expense.

      I have (had) a company paid cell. About the only non-work thing I used it for was to order a pizza on the way home, and I gave the number out to one or two close friends who were having difficulties (one had a relative just die - was in the hospital - I wasn't going to *not* be there for them). Work no longer pays for the cell (oh, they'll give me $40 towards my $42 basic charge w/ taxes, screw that).

      I work a lot from home. Its a 45 minute drive each way, I figure I was spending $100/mo on gas. I run up about $100/mo using my personal phone for work, I class that as a 'wash'. The cell, that was for them to reach me 24/7 every other week on-call. They don't pay, they get my machine. Their call, not mine. Nothing in my employment contract said I had to provide *anything* for free.

  396. good deal in NYC by Jim-on-Bass · · Score: 1

    I work for a small startup, and get my blackberry (phone and data) completely covered by them. Consequently they can get a hold of me 24/7, but they don't abuse that, I only get called if a production server is offline. My home broadband is paid by me, although I do keep the receipts for the accountant. If he makes use of them I didn't ask. I couldn't see providing the company with a way to get a hold of me that I wasn't compensated for in some way (pay, reimbursement, or permissions).

  397. Re:Bottom Line: The CIO isn't gonna move by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Luckily, he was totally incompetent, or you'd have been practicing drawing red circles on the Sunday newspaper.

    Seriously, though, it took you at least 4 months to hang this guy out to dry. If he'd had even a bit of common sense he'd have made you guys cry uncle in one way or another. And you have a CEO who appears to at least care a little bit - that sets your company apart from the 80% who's CEO determines policy by the size of this coming quarterly bonus.

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  398. had 56K lease line and company cell, now pay ... by DeprecatedFeature · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I also was 24x7 support girl, so i had a 56k lease line to my house because dialup was not an option (very rural, very bad phone lines). Then, my line went away because our corporate parent didn't see merit in my connectivity. So, now, it takes me 35 minutes at a minimum to get to work and fix things. By the way, that's 35 minutes I never get paid for. Nice, huh?

    The interesting thing is that as IT people, we think we're integral to the business, and we think that people will protest when we aren't allowed to do our jobs. We think that our end users will somehow spring to our rescue and upper management will see reason and we will retain our ability to provide good service. The truth is that we all work with sheep and although they'll complain, they won't do anything for anyone but themselves. Over the last 6 years, I've watched our service levels go to Hell because our corporate ueberparent has increasingly dictated our every move. Our users just sit there and take it, whining to each other all the while but doing essentially nothing to change the situation.

    If I were you, I would start looking into a new job. Your choices are sit there and take it, or get out. I'm choosing B at the end of this month. Good luck to you.

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    maybe one day i'll be smart enough to come up with a cool sig, too.
  399. Very simple by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    I have a corporate credit card, that is charged AGAINST MY CREDIT RATING SHOULD somthing go wrong, and yet the company won't ensure ontime recompense, so I refuse to use it. When my nextel was and pager were taken I was told to get something and expense it, I decided I did not need to be contacted after hours, and I changed my home number as well, only notifying the human resources deptartment for emergency notifications ONLY. As for broad band, my employer did the same thing, went from paying for a connect and providing a PC to requiring their pristine laptop be used only for work and that no other activity take place on the connection. I then did not apparently use it enough , it was emergency use only, so that when I DID NEED IT, some BONEHEAD ADMIN had cancelled it. I never bothered to get it set up again and have required OVER-TIME for any after hours work since then. I do hardware support so its easier but the same principal applies, if they really want you to have it, someone will hand it to you :)

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    1. Re:Very simple by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1
      I have a corporate credit card, that is charged AGAINST MY CREDIT RATING SHOULD somthing go wrong...

      AFAIK, if the company supplies you with a corporate credit card, it is on their credit record, not yours. Even though my employee's name is on the card, they are not authorized to get any information from the issuing agency. My corp. card has never appeared on any of my credit reports, and I check at least once every year.

      Does your company have a history of not paying its bills on-time? Are they having financial or management problems? If not, why are you so concerned about what MIGHT happen? You MIGHT get hit by a meteor one day; will you hide inside for the rest of your life?

      When my nextel was and pager were taken I was told to get something and expense it, I decided I did not need to be contacted after hours

      Frankly, I preferred to pay for my own cell and Internet when I was an employee. It gave me more flexibility and control. I didn't have to worry about accounting for personal vs. business use, running over minutes, etc. When I left the company, I was able to keep my cellphone, which managed to help me poach a few customers from my previous employer. And, since I had to file an expense report every month for the cell & ISP, it also caused me to claim vehicle mileage and other small expenses that I would otherwise just forget or blow-off. So in my case it was a win-win situation.

      In any event, if you were instructed to obtain a cell phone and failed to do so, you are being insubordinant and are in risk of disciplinary action.

      requiring their pristine laptop be used only for work and that no other activity take place on the connection

      Given the prevalence and severity of security issues associated with remote access, this is an understandable, even prudent, policy. I have personally seen several cases where an otherwise well-protected network was compromised via an improperly-secured/patched home computer or laptop connected through VPN.

      if they really want you to have it, someone will hand it to you

      You know, I don't see anything here that you have a right to bitch about, except for the boneheaded admin disabling your laptop, which was apparently a mistake that you chose not to correct. Your company instructed you to obtain a new cell phone at their expense and you refused. They replaced your desktop with a laptop and implemented prudent security policies, and you rebelled. They stopped subsidizing your home broadband, which you later say you rarely needed for business purposes, and replaced it with restricted dial-in to enhance security and you bitch. So maybe dial-in takes longer to get your work done, but you get paid overtime anyway.

      Maybe there's other issues going on at your workplace that's not covered. If things are bad then find a new job. What I hear is a spoiled, uncooperative employee, whom I would be anxious to replace at the earliest opportunity.

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      --- A man with a briefcase can steal more money, than any man with a gun. [Don Henley]
  400. Broadband vs. Commuting by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Don't sweat the small stuff, but make sure that your boss knows that this kind of disrespect is unprofessional and bad for morale, and make sure the CIO knows the cost of voucher processing that's going to be involved for reimbursing business phone calls and cell minutes and roaming charges and other nickel&dime crap.

    If I were an official full-time virtual office employee, the company would pay for a second phone line and probably for broadband, and wouldn't provide me with a desk at the office. I'm not, and they don't , but they also don't pay for my car on the rare occasions that I drive to the office.


    Back when I was supporting a group that really needed hands-on support, we had crappy little shared-cubicle desks with too much noise; now that I'm supporting a group of remote folks, working from home, our local office moved to a much better building, so the desk I don't go to is much nicer and a bit closer.

    They used to pay for cell phones directly, including mine. They now make you get your own, and you can voucher business use up to some reasonable amount - back before we did vouchering on the web, the cost of processing a paper voucher was about the same as my typical monthly phone bill if I wasn't roaming much. My managers have let me keep the same phone with them paying for it directly, as long as I don't do anything that changes the contract too much (e.g. getting a 408 phone number instead of 415 might cause it to fall off the grandfathering list, and I'm not sure if changing to GSM would or not, but bumping the number of minutes up or down was no problem.) That'll probably all change when Cingular finishes buying AT&T Wireless.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  401. Awesome user to server ratio!!! *NM* by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, *NM*... wait, crap...

    1. Re:Awesome user to server ratio!!! *NM* by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

      Apparently you aren't familiar with Dev-QA-Prod env's. We only have 3 office servers for our 30+ users. But our production cluster has 8 systems, the QA env for it has 4 and the dev env has 3. And the others are made up of network devices such as load balancers, routers, and firewalls... each of which there is a pair for redundancy.

      Sarcasm only works when you know what you're talking about. :)

    2. Re:Awesome user to server ratio!!! *NM* by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

      No, I am not familiar with Dev-QA-Prod environments. When you get about 3,000+ users, that sort of thing isn't really needed. :)
      I was actually being serious. I wish we that kind of ratio. Sorry to offend, but it was not meant to! Please accept my apologies.

  402. Well, it's all downhill from here by LoganTeamX · · Score: 0

    I'm head sys. admin for a large mining company based out of Northern Ontario, Canada. I don't carry a pager, I don't have/use/want a cellphone, and my IMs are my own. The company knows they can phone me for emergencies, same for the security company and heating company (high heat alarms). There was scuttlebutt last winter about giving us pagers, but when we started muttering about 50% raises for the inconvenience... it was dropped post-haste :D They pay our broadband once every few months in acknowledgement that we VPN if needed / if we feel like it to check on things after-hours, and that we're available if needed from home. It's a fair trade-off. They also don't make us work without pay after-hours / extended hours. If we work past 4:30 or on weekends, we bill and get extra. It's that simple.

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    One of the 187.
  403. Pagers aren't for fun - cell phones can be by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Sure, cell phones are a necessary tool and a standard part of modern life, but it's possible to perceive them as a perk, because they're something you want to have.

    Pagers on the other hand, are obviously a boring business tool, an annoying thing you're carrying around because the company wants to be able to tell you when to hop to it and do stuff for them. (That's not always true for things like Blackberrys and such, but pretty much.) If the company wants you on that kind of a leash, they can pay for it (plus pagers are really cheap these days anyway.)

    Sure, back before cell phones it was actually personally useful to have a pager because my wife could also reach me when I was out, but they're basically a drag.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  404. Paying for your tools by tbuskey · · Score: 1

    As a sysadmin, I expect the company to pay for my cell phone/pager. I expect a decent computer to use. I expect to be able to get pens, paper, whiteboards, etc.

    Now, imagine you're a plumber. You need to supply your own tools. There's about $1000 or so worth. The company might If you don't have a master license, you need to work as an apprentice for less pay with a master plumber. I think it takes 7 years to become a master plumber. If you switch jobs, you'll probably have to start over.

    You're expected to wear steel toed boots. Most companies don't pay for that either. Are you working outside in the rain? Better get a raincoat! Cold & snowy? Get a parka. Because the company ain't getting those either.

    Substitute electrician, HVAC for plumber above also.

    If you're not the one driving the company truck, you have to get to the job site too. That might be the same for weeks or it might be 2-3 different places in a week.

    Office workers have it easy.

    That being said, if I had to supply my own computer, cell phone, pager, etc, I'd expect to be paid more. But I'm glad I didn't have to apprentice for 7 years before I could work w/o supervision....

  405. Even big companies cutting back by x-caiver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I, and many others, used to have our cellular phone bills paid completely. Then, oh maybe a year ago, the rule was changed so only a set amount of our bill was paid. Recently it has been changed so that we have to pay our entire bill on our own.

    Did I complain at first? Sure, going from paying $0 to paying $80 every month was lame, but I stopped complaining pretty quick when I thought about it rationally. The proportion of minutes that people spent doing work verse the minutes people spent using the phone for personal use definitely showed most people were just using their phone on their own (or minutes were going unused). We also get the corporate rate on our plans, which is cool and adds up fast. I'm sure there are some people that use it solely for work, and I'm sure that the company will work with them appropriately, but for the general employee that isn't the case.

    Back when my cell phone was bought & paid for by the company I had no problem with my number being listed in the directory - it wasn't really "my private phone", it was "the company's phone that I could use". I also expected other people to have their cell number in the directory, and when I needed to reach them after hours & it wasn't there I bitched at them.
    Now that it is "my phone" and "my phone plan", you know what? It is my personal number and does not need to be listed. The people that need to be able to reach me know how to reach me. Random people that 'think' they need to call me after work... can send me email or leave voice mail on my office line. I don't expect everyone else to have their numbers in the directory anymore either.
    That does kinda suck though, when we really need to get ahold of someone but can't...

    Is it a cut to my benefits? Sure.
    Does it suck that I have to pay for something I didn't used to? Sure.
    Does it make sense that if I use my phone for personal use -way- more than business use, that I should be responsible? Sure.
    Do I understand how this affects the corporate bottom line? Yep, I'm glad we're doing this too. The less expenses we pay the more money we have for other things (or the more money the company keeps, which plays in to stock prices, budgets, blah blah blah)

  406. Simple truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As long as someone else is paying for it, you tend to think you need more technology than you really do.

  407. ITS A JOB!!!!!!! by scphantm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    NOT A LIFE.

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    *** I suffer from a colorful array of psychological problems
  408. Here's what I would do by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say fine.

    But no off hours stuff. If they ask why? Well, I don't have internet access/cellphone/whatever anymore.

    A company shouldn't be burning your personal assets (cell phone minutes, bandwidth etc.).

    So if they need you to do work, they should be providing the means to do so (that's why companies have offices).

    I'd play hardball. Want me to do work? Provide the means.

    Want me to be accessible via my cell phone? Reimburse me for the minutes you use.

    Simple as that.

    Shouldn't have to pay a company to do work for them.

  409. Vote with your feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I work for a Fortune 50 company that hasn't given raises to the rank and file in 5 years (our Board of Directors just got a 100% increase), continues to practice "drive-by layoffs" (~30k in the last year), has decided that employees will have to pay for their own communications (you can negotiate with your boss for a "non-guaranteed" reimbursement level), continues to reduce vacation accrual rates and other benefits (to provide us with "competitive" levels with the industry) and forget about training (except for the "check box" training that keeps the company on the good side of government types; diversity, privacy, ethics, etc.). Oh yes, my stock is worth 1/3 what it was 4 years ago and all my options are well submerged.

    Needless to say, virtually everyone I know is watching and waiting for the economy to turn up and then the floodgates will open with departing employees.

    I think the historic 5% voluntary turnover rate will spike real soon.

  410. Bah! by Cervantes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bah!

    Now, for the more verbose answer:

    Option 1: What's needed here is to play hardball without looking like you're playing hardball. Agree that, as a 'dedicated employee', you'll be available nights and weekends. Agree that you can connect from home to solve problems. Proceed to get the crappiest cell phone in history, with the most restrictive plan, and the least amount of minutes. Then, sign up for AOHell dialup, and be sure to dial the slowest server you can find. Drop your modem speed to 9600 or so. See how much they ask of you when you can only talk in 30-second increments, and it takes you hours to upload a text file.

    Option 2: Argue that your company calls you more than they think, and weasel your way into an agreement wherein you contact your boss whenever you have to do work outside of hours. Be sure to put in lots of 3AM coding sessions.

    Option 3: Stand up. Be a geek. Point out glaring inconsistancies in logic, including "So, if an employee dedicated to their company puts their own money out to support the company, then what does that make a company that won't put out it's money to support an employee?", and "I'm sorry, I must have missed a meeting. Are you on-call? Because that'll be great for my 11PM brainstorms.". One that's actually worked for me: "You want me to be able to connect from home? Yes. You want me to pay for it myself? Check. You want me to be able to do all my job functions from home? Yep. Alright, I'll do it! And I'll be happy to telecommute wherever possible! How's 3 days a week sound?"

    Really, truthfully, this is just some schmuck hoping to squeeze a few more dollars out, and find someone who's too scared to say no. When it boils down to it, you were hired at a rate of pay, and the agreement there was that you'd do some services in exchange for that pay. If they're now changing that agreement, then they need to either revamp your services, or revamp your pay.

    What's next? "Yeah, we want you guys to work 10 hour days... to be, yanno, productive, because you love MEGACORP". Or "We've decided that, in order to finance the executive bonus, we'll need to implement 10% pay cuts for everyone".

    *sigh* They are right to start or stop services as they see fit. It's their money. They are NOT right to expect you to pick up the slack. Really, previous posts are right... they want YOU to pay for the ability to connect on YOUR TIME to do THEIR WORK. If you aren't receiving other bonuses (bonii?), then it just doesn't even out.

    And getting an extra 5 minutes at lunch is NOT a bonus, people! You think that you have "flexible hours" because "no-one checks to see if I'm there"? Try coming in at 10 for a week straight.

    Real bonuses? I get a day off every 2 weeks. Free and clear, and it's even my choice of days. As long as I don't skip an appointment, every other week I have real flex time. I need to stay till 8PM to do some after hours work? I come in at noon. I need to leave halfway through the day? I do. I decide to fuck off and take a 3 hour lunch? Done. Server breaks and I'm there an extra 4 hours? I take it off the next day. Need to work a weekend to do something? Scheduled, it's paid OT.

    The price I pay for that flexibility is 9 hour days, no lunch (no time!), and unscheduled overtime isn't paid. I don't get much extra $ for travel, and the project I busted my ass on for a year which will save/make the company tens of thousands... I don't get a dime for. When it was review time earlier this year, I got (after tax), a whopping $20 CDN a paycheck. But, my time is more valuable to me than $. $ I can make anywhere. Time is gone as soon as it comes.

    Besides, I do some side work that nets me the $ I need. :)

    Cerv

    --
    If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
  411. run away....run away by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    if you look at the big picture, the company is trying to save $$. If the company is trying to save such small amounts of $$ (as the few k per month supplying those items) then they may not be in as good a financial shape as you thing. Time to start freshening that resume

  412. CIO chiming in by kanjiliono · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think there are two sides to this. The CIO is getting pressure from the CFO/CEO to reduce overhead yet maintain the services that the organization has grown accustom to- Do more with less. The CIO is in the middle and unfortunately, isn't creative enough to develop his internal soluion without shafting his employees nor articulate enough to elicit the resources from the CFO/CEO to support such programs. At some point, management, including the CIO, needs to realize that you are only paid for 40 hours, so anything above and beyond that requires appropriate compensation or benefits - leave early, come in late, comp time, team building, etc. Most importantly, the CIO should not ask his employees to do anything that he isn't willing to do himself. Yes, the duties of my IS department are the responsibiltiy of my team - I take call too.

  413. Sounds like crap to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My current company pays for broadband access. If they did not, I would not admit to having it, nor a cell phone and certainly not a pager or any after hours stuff at all. If they want the resource they have to pay for it. Go find someone who actually wants to pay you. F**k em.

  414. My employer pays for all of the above. by Talonius · · Score: 1

    Cell phone, broadband, whatever I need. In return I am willing to respond whenever necessary for them.

    Working for a company as state in the article would make me ill. I'm not so worried about broadband - reasonably speaking, you'd have it no matter what, so who cares. But pagers, cell phones, and other means of communication?

    You want ME to pay?
    GO FUCK YOURSELF.

    --
    My reality check bounced.
  415. My Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    >Frankly, I'd rather be able to do 30 sometimes,
    >50 others, and enjoy what I do.

    So would I.

    Where I work (yay, supposedly we're one of the top 10 place to work for) in theory, we are supposedly expected to work until the job is done. Oh, sure, if its done, we can leave early.

    Now reality rears its head...my team is understaffed by 50%, and there is no budget to hire more people. Never mind that our Director makes a big deal at every staff meeting about how the company has so much money coming in they don't know how to spend it.

    In the rare instances where one is actually done early and heads out...they get the evil eye from managers who arrive at 10:30A.

    The deal was that we put in insane hours, and by now we should have been rich from those stock options and bonuses. When they start handing out the options and bonuses like '99, they can expect 60 hour weeks. Until then, I'm doing my job the best I can in 40 hours. /logging all my hours for my unpaid overtime claim in case they have a "reduction in force"

  416. politely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would politely tell them to "Fuck Off".

    If they don't want to pay for any of those business tools, don't expect me to use any of them for business purposes.

  417. my company... by maniac/dev/null · · Score: 1

    im in sales (the horror! a salesman!). my company pays up to $125 per month for a cell phone and $30 for DSL. everyone feels the 30 is too low and the 125 is way too much. but, since im in the field all day, the cell phone is way more necessary than the DSL at home which i rarely use for business.

    just sharing with the group.

    mDn

  418. In my experience... by buss_error · · Score: 1
    What sort of experiences do the rest of slashdotters have along these lines?"

    In my experience, when a company starts doing this, they are on the skids toward bankrupcy. Better get your resume updated. Job cuts are already being planned, you just haven't heard about them yet.

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    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
    1. Re:In my experience... by DavidH_Mphs · · Score: 1

      sounds like you do a poor job picking your employers.

  419. Uhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has it ever occurred to anyone that part of the reason our job market and economy are shit is because employees feel entitled to things like a home broadband connection at the company's expense? If you think your employer should pay for your home broadband access because it is used occasionally for work, then in all fairness, shouldn't you pay for your office's net connection if you ever use it for anything not work-related?

    Where I work, there are almost no more company issued cell phones. Why? Because the personal calls outnumbered the work-related calls by a ridiculous amount. I suspect the same goes for most company cell phones.

  420. Times are Tough by PingPongBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since I was told I had to buy my own clothes, I just go to work naked. But I don't really go because that means I have to pay rent. I just live in the office.

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  421. Half and other stuff... by Tojosan · · Score: 1

    My company pays half of just about any employee's high speed internet access. And they gave us free routers!

    For IT folks, they also provide $10 on cell phone bill if you provide them the number. I won't give mine out even when asked by my direct supervisor on more than one occassion, so I pass on the $10.

    They also provide pagers if they expect you to have one. Mind you not nice ones, but hey!

    They will also pick up any phone charges related to work even without being on the cell phone dole.

    All in all, very fair for what little I use of my personal resources for work.

    Of course I'm technically available 24/7, but our team works hard to keep off hours calls down. Those are the things we work hard on when we aren't on special projects.

    Oh yeah, we are just one company in our conglomerate, and I can't vouch for the other divisions.

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  422. Why does management treat employees like shit? by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because they can.

    Because the employees let them.

    I live 10 time-zones away from the current client I'm supporting, which means their working hours are 6pm till 2am my time.

    So, I have a full development environment at home, including legal copies of all the software I need, broadband access, etc. All paid for by my employer (actually, the PC belongs to me).

    When the phone rings (never after 10pm) the meter starts running, every call, every email, every 'log on at 9 and check everythings ok' is billed for.

    Why does my employer pay for all of this?

    Because they want the work done, and I don't work for free.

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  423. hahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, my pager is now inactive, and they recently told us they want us to transfer our cell phones to a 'personal plan' and they will give us a $40/mo 'allowance' to cover the basic plan....

    Of course, my $39.95 basic plan is $42 with taxes and such... so, my solution?

    If I *wanted* a personal cell, they've been around long enough, I'd probably have one by now. So, I chose to just not call by June 30th to have it transferred into my name (oh, yeah, and a 'new' contract on the phone I've had a year... $170 'early termination fee' if I change jobs within a year). If they bitch, thats their problem. Nothing in my employment papers said anything about me providing a cell. Now, mindless, I'm on call every other week, 24/7, so they can just call my home phone and leave a msg if they want.

    Even if I got a personal cell, if its my personal property, I'm certainly under no obligation to give them the phone#. its *personal*, remember?

    Oh yeah, and I have no clue how they planned on resolving, y'know... 500 free peak minutes... so if I make 500 minutes of free-minute calls to my siblings/parents around the country, and the work calls go over the 500 minutes, hmm.. now they pay for the basic plan, but how does that work??

    Pisses me off, I've had this phone for a year and the only *personal* calls I made on it (until June, when I knew it was going away so I called my sister for an hour) were to call for a Pizza on my way home at 8PM after working 12 hours. Just because *some* people may have abused it, everyone gets penalized.. heh, or they do. :-P

  424. Compensation / Benefits by DavidH_Mphs · · Score: 1
    From an HR perspective, this could be viewed as a change in compensation and/or benefits; i.e., if broadband was presented as a benefit & part of your initial compensation plan. In my company, any time there's a change in someone's benefits or compensation, HR is involved.

    I'm not sure about the labor laws in other states, but in TN If they require you to have certain tools to do your job (in this case, net access) they're obligated to help you obtain those tools. If your job is to be a cable crimper, then they have to give you the crimping tool.

    My guess is that if masq57's CIO spent as much time working on REAL issues, rather than micro-managing BS like this, they'd probably have fewer fires to put out from home anyway.

    Nonetheless, to answer the question: I work for an MSO, and broadband internet access is considered part of our benefit package. When I was in a lower-level position, they paid for my pager, and I charged them for overages if I had to use my cell phone for business purposes. Now they still pay for my pager, but I expense all of my cell phone costs.

    All that having been said, it's unjust for them to believe that they can take tools away from you and still expect you to be just as productive. On the other hand, it might be excessive for you to expect them to pay for all of your net access since you'd be using it for personal reasons as well as business reasons.

  425. You get what you pay for by The+Kenman · · Score: 1

    I'm happy to say that I recently started working for a Grandecom.com which is a bundled services provider (tele/catv/inet). Every one of our employees has the option to receive the services we provide free (provided you live in a serviceable area of course). I get 3mb/s cable inet, telephone w/caller ID and all kinds of other features, and digital catv + full premiums (about 30 different HBO/Showtime/Cinemax channgels)! This package would probably run over $130. And that's not the only benefits, so they aren't just using it as hiring bait. And I don't use any of it for work. Well, maybe a little, but only under my own free will. I'm not required nor expected to use the services for work-related functions. It is a very generous perk from a company that is showing that you can provide for your employees and keep outta the red at the same time. Grande up!

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  426. Re:BUT.....fscking poser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you sound like to much of an azz-hole to be an employee, you sound more like a boss, or a manager.

  427. It is better to be feared than liked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M somebody said that.

    Some bussinesses care about you and some don't. First decide which your company is and then treat them the same way.

    My company does not really care about me or my welfare. I provide them with a service and they provide me with money. When I thought I deserved a raise, I did not wait around to be promoted. I told them that I had another job offer and it paid much better than I was currently paid and they needed to match it (I took a pay cut to start working there because I was unemployed for six months before I started there).

    They also wanted me to work a lot of overtime. I did it for about six months. I gained 10 lbs. around my belly, was tired and mega stressed. So, I told them I was not going to work any more overtime. It hasn't been an issue. I work hard, but I have firm limits now.

    I'm lucky because they cannot replace me, but I also understand the relationship my employeer and I have. Remember, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. If it is easier for them to not promote you that to promote you, what do you think they will do?

  428. that's bs by gordlea · · Score: 1

    I say f*ck that. If they won't pay for your broad band, then don't do any work from home.


    Oh there's something wrong with the server? Well I'll have a look at it monday morning when i get in to work...


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  429. 40 Hours a Week of Scheduled Meetings by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I once was on a project which had 40 hours a week of scheduled meetings (it was about four large companies teaming to bid on a government project.) While we were working long hours out of town, it _was_ really quite liberating, because it was obvious to everybody that with the full work week scheduled for meetings, nobody would get any actual work done, so it was ok to blow off any meeting where you weren't _really_ essential, except the 15-minute status&announcements meeting first thing every morning.

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  430. My benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My work provides and pays for my cellphone, but it doesn't really make a difference to me. I could care less about the little things. What matters is wether or not I am satisfied in my work and that I am financially stable.

    My company screwed me over bigtime and management is taking credit for my own work. It's only a matter of time before I'm layed off, according to the information in their "secret" emails. I figure, why not have a little fun with it!

    I gave my mom the cellphone number, and boy she can talk the battery till it is dead. Sometimes I just call to get the time even though it has a clock on it, or have information automatically dial numbers for me for only 25 cents! Later on I'm going to use it to report various company violations, break it and request a new one. I'm having too much fun desecrating this stupid thing. I should melt it in the microwave before I turn it back in. I'd love to see our telecom guys reaction.

  431. My company pays for DSL, cell by Joosy · · Score: 1

    My company pays for DSL and my cell phone. I'd expect them to, given the crazy hours I'm sometimes expected to fix something.

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  432. Don't Lose Control of your phone, DSL, email by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If your company is heading down the tubes, you want to make sure you're in the position that for regular services that you care about, like your cellphone, DSL/cable, etc., that you're paying for them and getting reimbursed, rather than the company paying for them and they'll disappear abruptly if Bad Things happen. Cell Phone Number portability might make that easier, but it might make it harder, if your company owns the phone number. Major travel expenses are the opposite - you want them on the company credit card, so if they tank you're not stuck for the money.

    A decade or so ago, one of my friends had the recommendation that you should always have your own email, independent of your employers, so you've got continuity and people can reach you even if your job situation changes - especially so you've got an email account for your resume. It was good advice, as I found out six months later when I got laid off :-) These days, of course, the idea of not having independent connectivity and half a dozen email accounts seems old-fashioned, but back then it was important. I haven't done that with my cellphone (I suck at doing regular paperwork, and I've had the company-provided phone number for almost 10 years, and we're a quasi-stable company though we do keep laying people off.)

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    1. Re:Don't Lose Control of your phone, DSL, email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you should always have your own email, independent of your employers

      I prefer to do this to keep my personal email and work email separate anyway. Another good reason is that my employer insists on running a crap spam filtering system so I sometimes miss emails in the torrent of spam (that's their problem, not mine), whereas I run spamassassin at home and have minimal problems with spam and virus mails so I don't miss my personal mails (which would be my problem :)

      Also, I wouldn't want my employer snooping on emails to do with other jobs that I'm applying for.

  433. Happens on the way up too! by billstewart · · Score: 1
    I work in Silicon Valley, so I've seen a lot of friends at startups. One thing that happens as they grow is that they hire "professional" HR bureaucrats, usually when the company hits about 200 people. That's when most of them cancel the every-Friday-afternoon beer party out of worries about liability for something or other, and start acquiring bureaucratic rules for one thing and another. Eventually there's a purchasing department that's different from the over-worked office-manager surrogate-mother type who got hired to run operations when the company hit about 10 people. The ping-pong table comes and goes, depending on the level of overcrowding of office space (unless you're in a building tall enough to have elevators, in which case there's often space for it next to the top-and-a-halfth-story elevator machinery room.)

    At that point, you need to start working hard to preserve corporate culture and prevent bureaucrats from draining the life out of it. Next thing you know they'll stop paying to bring in dinner when you're working late every night, even if it is only pizza and bad Chinese, and if they're especially stupid, they'll replace the Peet's Coffee with Costco stuff.

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  434. Tell 'em to Fuck off and Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chances are your CEO is expensing everything from his golf clubs to his vacation house in Mauii while expecting you to schlepp your own way to his fame and fortune.

    Tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine-- sideways.

    If your company demands that you be available AFTER HOURS for THEIR BENEFIT-- tell them to GET REAL and PAY HANDSOMELY for your time.

    Cheap ass bastards. I HATE big organizations-- and I work for one of the largest in the world.

  435. just happy by POds · · Score: 1

    When i first started work i was happy enough to just be able to use the net all day. Of course as time went on i realised i coudnt do my job with out it. But it came in handy for those many weeks where i had nothing to do and i ran out of futurama episodes.

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  436. 47 yr. old IT perspective by warehousenorth · · Score: 1

    Any time you are asked to pay for something that benefits the company, it is the beginning if the end. It is time to update your resume and move on.

    A classic warning sign is being asked to pay for office coffee, but having to pay for home broadband is much more blatent.

    Dump that employer, or engineer a replacement for the new manager.

  437. Not always. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I work in a small company where the board of director pay increase was in total equal to 500K per year. The total of money spent for the employee is 5M per year. Yeah, they gave themselves a nice bonus there and it amount to 10% of the total workforce cost. Mind you in the workforce cost there is also hardware, electricity and so on. So it is even worse than described because not all those 5M are salary...

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  438. My Experience by sir+lox+elroy · · Score: 1

    First, I work for a lawfirm with about 18 people that is higly technological (And generally only has a problem maybe once a month, fo which I am the only IT person). They understand I have a pay as you go cell phone in my car that is HARDLY ever turned on (In fact only 3 people have the number) and that it istoo expensive for me to be receving phone calls on. I am in talks with them to get a pager that the systems would call if there is an issue, but overall they know that they can leave a message on my answering machine, and I will get it fixed ASAP when I get home and get the message. If I work late I e-mail the HR lady with my hours and come in those many hours late the next day. However I enjoy the fact that everyone seems so pleased and overall very happy with me that I could fix it sometime before work so everything was humming for them when they got in. I enjoy it when people are happy with me and gennerally the problem might only take an hour. Also for me it has helped when it came tme for a raise the owner said he loved my work and how fast (even if it was 3-4 hours after I got the message) and didn't mind me coming in late. My Schedule includes monday afternoons off because I usually work a few hours at night a week just so I can get stuff done, usually from home, but they don't care.Overall they understand that I might be at home and help them right away, I might get to it in a couple hours, or it might have to wait till tommorrow. But, anyway when i do fix stuff from home, they think it is fantastic of me and it reflects on me, and also on my raises.

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  439. Let's get this one thing right.... by Don'tBAWank! · · Score: 0

    The correct grammer and spelling for the executive "bonus" is actually --> "Bone Us".

  440. petty shit is a waste of time by motiv8x · · Score: 0

    really, who gives a shit, what's it cost for a cell phone? $40/month, you will probably not want your company seeing the bill anyway. If you are hung up on some frill device, which you are either too cheap to pay for yourself, or can't afford, it's time to look for a higher paying job. Someone making ~ $70,000/year ($35/hour is the average rate) outta be able to afford their own dsl/broadband, cell phone, and whatever crap you should have. However, if they REQUIRE it, and you don't want to pay for it, then yeah they should pay for it. Stop complaining already. Who gives a fuck, for me, I don't give a shit about frills. I'm more interested in salary, options, and job satisfaction. I don't even take their benefits, except dental, as it'll probably be gone, changed, or my ass fired sooner or later.

  441. You need to think like a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most companies I know want their employees to be "business focused" - which is another way of sayting they want you to focus on the bottom line: cash in the bank.

    If you are truly the kind of employee that they want you will apply that kind of thinking to everything you do - which includes looking after your own bottom line.

    Your company will not want clients who dont pay. They will not want you to deal with clients who dont pay. That exec is your client. If he doesn't pay then as a good employee you should think about whether you want a business relationship with him.

  442. Re:Slackers. by EtherMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm an employer - and I don't pay for my employees Internet access, or cell phones, furthermore I find the posts on this thread completely offensive.

    Hmmm. I would have mod'd +1 Interesting, but I couldn't restrain myself from posting. But it is interesting, because it shows a different (and, apparently, unpopular) point-of-view.

    I am also an employer, and I also do not pay for employee's broadband access. I view this as a personal luxury, not a business requirement. I run an IT services company and have one tech and two engineers on the payroll. I provide each of them with a toolkit, cell phone, a laptop with company-paid dial-up ISP, and a credit-card. Dial-up is sufficient for 90% of the work we are called to do outside of normal business hours. Yes, it might take a bit longer than broadband, but overtime is paid (and billed) based on actual time-on-task. But as I said, 90% of the time the speed of the connection has nothing to do with their ability to solve a problem.

    I do not require employees to have any Internet access. I do require them to have a POTS line at home so they can dial-up the ISP. There are policies limiting the non-business use of the laptop, credit card and cell. But I would only take action if there was significant abuse (which, thankfully, I've not yet encountered).

    The number of times an employee needs to connect remotely from home does not justify the cost and effort of me requiring and paying for broadband Internet. Nevertheless, all three employees have their own broadband Internet accounts, but that is their choice.

    It is more important for me to provide dial-up than broadband. Dial-up can be used anywhere: a customer site, home, hotel room, etc. SSH, VNC and Windows Remote Desktop are workable over dial-up. I use it enough to know. In fact, I'm using it now from a Holiday Inn Express that doesn't have high-speed Internet.

    On the other hand, if I had employees that were regular telecommuters, or lengthy after-hours calls occurred more frequently, I would reconsider this issue. Most probably, I would just give everyone a small raise to cover the average cost of broadband, rather than setting-up company-billed accounts (which, in my area, means paying significantly higher fees for commercial broadband) or having employees go through the trouble of expensing their costs. And I would explain it that way to new hires (i.e., "Your annual salary is X, plus an additional $60/month allowance to offset the cost of broadband Internet).
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  443. When did corporate business become... by Genda · · Score: 1

    About screwing everybody but the folks with golden parachutes???

    This is so simple. This is either a business or a charity. If it is a business, it is a capitalistic entity that works to make profit by selling a product or service.

    The means by which one performs that function employs labor. Traditionally we pay employees to perform that labor. If your CIO is attempting to create a new tradition, whereby labor pays the employer for the priviledge of working there, suggest he start by giving back the company his wages and then some additional amount, say 15% of his wage, and set an example for a year or two just to work the bugs out of the concept.

    By your CIO's logic, he should pay for the contents of his office, his secretary, and maybe that sweet stock incentive plan. We could expand this idea to research scientists, the physicist at Lawrence Labs could pay for their own supercomputers. Who next, maybe the public sector, Let's have Bush cover the costs of the Iraq war, and Cheney can cover those pesky Hallibuton charges.

    Explain to him that paying for key infrastructure, specifically for the benefit of the company, should be done by the company. That with extraordinary service comes reasonable cost. This idea of "I expect you to devote your life to this company, oh, and while your at it, we'd like you to pick up the tab for the extranet..." would be rediculous if it wasn't so friggin obscene. Uh... to quote one of my favorite robots "You can kiss my shiny metal ass...".

    Genda

  444. True .... bu(d)t: by Akimotos · · Score: 0

    As a fellow European who worked in the US for quite some time, I know that Americans indeed work long hours, but also live their live during that time. I mean: they arrange their insurance, health stuff, car problems, lottery stuff, etc.

    In Europe people work shorter, but also are used to dealing with those things in their OWN time. (their productivity also is higher)

    It is true that overall employees benefits have been over arranged in Europe. As an employer myself, I do have quite a few frustrating experiences. Just a few:

    If I pay one of my specialists extra because I think he outperforms the rest, I have to pay all specialists extra. Equal rights stuff. This effectively means that you basically can't reward people individually. You are always rewarding a group of people. Effectively this leads to job-titles you only find in Dilbert, because this gives you the possibility to reward individuals who care, work overtime when needed or just perform in an extraordinary way (like not laughing at a customer when he says that his core business runs on windows and such...).

    Then we have lease car, like cell. phones, company car, house phone, broadband at home, parking expenses, lunch fees and such. This is terrible in Europe. Most of them are seen as taxable benefits for the employee. This means as an employee you pay taxes of 25% the showroom value of your lease car. No matter if you drive 104.000 kms a year for business and 10.000 privat...
    Tax department thinks that lunch is allowed to cost something of 6 euros. That's not even gonna bring you a decent cracker with a decaf.... insane those tax boys.
    The logic conclusion is that when the employee needs to pay all those taxes, they want to earn more. And so they should... So in the end, all the funny regulations just makes money go around, being taxed at multiple moments.

    And the best of them .... as an employer I have to pay the salary of my workers if they get ill. And that is no problem. But I also have to keep on paying them, even if they can't work because of own decisions. And that can last two complete years. So, if one of those guys crashes his car with 200 km/h during holidays, I end up paying for his treatment, including two years of salary.... think about Skiing, Bungeejumping, etc... awww.

    It just makes you (and us) outsource everything to places where the law is a bit more normal.

    1. Re:True .... bu(d)t: by sethstorm · · Score: 1


      If I pay one of my specialists extra because I think he outperforms the rest, I have to pay all specialists extra. Equal rights stuff. This effectively means that you basically can't reward people individually. You are always rewarding a group of people. Effectively this leads to job-titles you only find in Dilbert, because this gives you the possibility to reward individuals who care, work overtime when needed or just perform in an extraordinary way (like not laughing at a customer when he says that his core business runs on windows and such...).


      If not for the other things, this wouldnt be half bad if it were executed properly and if you didnt have the runaround you described(Retitling) - then I'd not mind seeing this in the States. This would make people think twice about hiring someone.

      And the best of them .... as an employer I have to pay the salary of my workers if they get ill. And that is no problem. But I also have to keep on paying them, even if they can't work because of own decisions. And that can last two complete years. So, if one of those guys crashes his car with 200 km/h during holidays, I end up paying for his treatment, including two years of salary.... think about Skiing, Bungeejumping, etc... awww.

      Well, this one you deserve, since this one gives the right benefits to the right side(keeps you from going evil). Especially with all those Enron/WorldCom scandals, those executive parachutes would be shot down by the workers who got shafted before the creditors get a bite.

      It just makes you (and us) outsource everything to places where the law is a bit more normal.

      I guess youlike slave labor and/or like working for them. No thanks, I'll choose saner companies (yes, that I stands for International, but they dont pride themselves in it)service over some company who gloats about sends off work to these bozos. And if no job is god given, it's going to take a real axe to the board room to stop the insanity you suggest. Yes, a real axe, and yes, Virginia, heads will roll, with careers following suit.

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  445. We pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get cellphones from our company, but we pay for the usage if its not for "customer contact". We used to have some other small benifits but they are gone. Im the sysadmin and no, my company does not pay for my broadband connection. But it doesnt costs as much here as I exspect it does for some of you, My 10Mbit costs me 35$ a month, and I could even get a 100Mbit for as little as 70$. But I do not need a 100Mbit. Basicly it all costs the same if its 0.5Mbit or up to a 10Mbit, it all depends on the location of your home. /One who works and lives in Sweden.

  446. Plain and simple... by zeruch · · Score: 1

    ...if the firm requires you to use t for work, they should be willing to cover it's initial cost(s).

  447. FTP? by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    I don't blame the IT guy for not providing FTP - much the same way as I refuse to provide telnet access to one of our remote developers (an _old_ UNIX guy who just doesn't get the Internet). It's nuts from a security perspective, and there's no good reason to do it.

    You'll have SSH access open anyway, right? That gives you scp and probably sftp for free. So why open other services that are less secure - it opens you to a wider range of attacks for no benefit.

    Now, it's possible you also don't have SSH/SCP access. That's unfortunate, but that's a security policy decision that probably also has some justification.

    I certainly don't blame them for not allowing FTP. I really wish non-anonymous FTP would just go away.

  448. blackberries by mistermax · · Score: 1

    Is it excusively blackberries they want you to pay for, or do they want you to buy raspberries, kumquats, lychees and other fruit as well? If so, tell them to stick it.

  449. Stay Friends by sciop101 · · Score: 1
    Our company lays off people that do not socialize.

    We even hired back two guys that had left for "better" jobs. Their new employers fizzled and those two were hired back.

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  450. Speed... by darnoc · · Score: 1

    My broadband, 4.0Mbps/384Kbps cable line is paid for by the company.

  451. Sounds like ... by DrHyde · · Score: 1

    ... they have changed the terms and conditions of your contract. I trust you are also making sure they change your salary. You might like to involve your union at this point.

  452. Re:Slackers. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    This kind of attitude I can agree with and I really do like seeing this sort of spin in an employer.

    I work to get paid. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy what I do, but the main reason for me to work is so that I get paid and can buy those nifty things like food and clothing.

    I give a reasonable amount of time for reasonable pay. I don't usually get in a huff about an extra few minutes on occasion because I realize that things happen. Just don't abuse that. Time outside of that, I would really rather be compensated. If I'm not, you might see me get a bit unhappy (and that's not a good thing. The lawyer in me tends to come out - I come by it naturally since I grew up around several not to mention that I grew up around buisness - my father was a president for a branch of the afl-cio in this area for several years and my mother was a buisness manager. Interesting pair, eh?)

    Other than the pay, I expect to have the tools necessary to do my job. If the job requires that I have a laptop (wether that's so I can demo to people, if I have to do a little work on a trip, etc), then I expect that to be provided for the time which I need it. The same applies to internet connections and other assorted miscelany - if my job requires it, it should be delt with in some way. If dial up covers what I am required to do off-site, so be it. I'll use that for work and usually nothing more.

    I enjoy what I do, but I don't do it for free unless I want to as a general rule (and I do occasionally do things outside of work gratis not to mention doing volunteer work in other areas on occasion). I don't expect unreal work conditions, but I do expect to be dealt with reasonably. Having said that, I salute you and wish I could say the same of several places I have known in the past.

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  453. so put up and shut up by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    ...the general opinion here's that the company's taking the piss - if you're going to ignore that, then don't read the rest of this thread.

  454. blah blah blah by Scudsucker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I see you fell for the boilerplate-1950's era-management propoganda shpeal. Have unions screwed up? Sure, but thats a reason to make your's better, its not a reason to get rid of them entirely. Why don't we apply the same faulty logic to businesses: some businesses have bad policies, have screwed their employees and their customers. Therefor, lets get rid of all businesses!

  455. Salaries by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    How I miss those days... walking towards the time clock, thinking of what I?d do the next day, punching out and moving onto personal things for the evening and not having work come to mind until the next morning just after I punched in.

    When one is a salary man, a bit more is expected, within reason (which is the key).

    Nonsense. An hourly worker may be paid by exact number of hours, but a salaried worker has hours too -- just look at your contract.

    Those who work extra hours without extra pay are unbalancing the books -- from the company's perspective a job takes less hours than it does, meaning in the future they won't budget sufficiently and people will be pressured into working unpaid overtime. If they don't, they won't get the job done (because the time has been underbudgetted) and they will be blamed (because the miscalculated figures say it should have been possible in the available).

    People doing unpaid overtime are doing a disservice to everyone except their bosses.

    HAL.

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  456. RE: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same here, we are expected to provide out of hours cover with no benefits or compensation. To do this we have to provide our on mobile phone, broadband etc.. The reason being ... their just cheap skints, Hell they won't even provide descent parking... That's reserved for management! and they wonder why staff turnover is so high, we'll I'm out of here soon so let the management try and admin the servers see how they do!.

  457. It's all about tax percentages, and purpose by Dekortage · · Score: 1

    I pay for my own broadband and cell phone, but my family also uses these things considerably outside of my work. If I never used those things for personal or side-job purposes, my employer would certainly be ponying up the costs. But because more than 50% of their use is personal, I pay for it myself.

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  458. I tend to agree... by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

    Occasionally I might log on from home to check out the servers, make sure everything is working. But, I'm not interested in always being On-call.

    I work to live, not live to work.

    If that make me a bad person, selfish, what ever, Big f(*&ing deal. I love forgeting what I was doing Friday afternoon when I walk out those doors, and not remembering it till Monday morning when I get to my desk.

    Will it stifle my advancement possibilities, probably. I don't plan on being CIO, The pay would be nice, but I like the simple life. Just my wife and me enjoying life for as long as possible. I don't need the stress.

    Sean D.

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  459. Be professional! by Tinfoil · · Score: 1

    A number of comments have brought to light the varying work ethics of slashdotter's.

    And for what? To be treated like a professional? Wouldn't you rather be compensated like a professional?

    I count myself as a professional.. it says so on my business card.

    I enjoy my job, I really do. It took some persistance but I finally did get them to pay for my broadband and cell phone. I don't get paid for overtime, but I am allowed to take time off instead which I never take. I rarely take my full compliment of vacataion time alotted to me. I put in 50-60 hours a week and I don't complain (though my wife does, until I give her my paycheque).

    Why do I do these things without compensation? Because I like my job. I like seeing everything work smoothly. I hate downtime and how it can adversly affect productivity and the bottom line. Downtime, virus outbreaks, breakdowns, these all make me look bad. I take PRIDE in my job.

    My job is not just a paycheque, as some people here seem to think. My job is part of what defines me, part of who I am. I know that people with my qualifications can do this job and would do it for less pay, but my employer understands that that person, while cheaper, may not take the same pride in his/her job as I do.

    Let's face it folks, a lot of us are replaceable. We need to do things to seperate us from the rest.

    To those who expect to be paid for every 10 minute support call after hours, you're in the wrong industry. You've obviously gotten into this because of the mythical big bucks, and you're taking jobs from those of us that love what we do and do these extra things because it's a necessary evil. I don't like after hour support calls, but I love my job more so I can live with it.

    Suck it up, do your job and take pride in it.

    That being said, yes, my employer does pay for my broadband, thankfully because out in the country I can only get satellite or wireless, and each is expensive. My employer didn't always and that was one of the things mentioned in the interview. However, because they saw the level of service I proudly provided, they made an exception.

    1. Re:Be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My job is part of what defines me, part of who I am"

      No offense, but you're a big old loser.

      Your profession may be what you are, but your job is simply where you turn your hobby into a profession (look up professional in the book).

      Seems to me you don't get paid much and are trying to justify to yourself why you think you're so good, yet paid so little.

      Me? I make 6 figures, I do 40 hours, I'm really good when I'm there, but its not who I am. I'm a man, a father, a husband, a computer scientist, a martial artist, a musician. This is what I am.

      As for the computer stuff, there's no doubt I'm better in every conceivable way than you. But it doesn't define who I am. I'm that good at what I do.

      Seem to me you have some issues.

    2. Re:Be professional! by Tinfoil · · Score: 1

      Not that I think you will read this late response, I would like to clear up a couple of things.

      Firstly, I never once said I felt I was underpaid. I am compensated quite well.

      Secondly, I have no illusions that there are people out there with more knowledge than I have. As with everyone in this business, I am always learning new things. I also have no doubt that I know more than other people.

      Do you take pride in your job? That's all I am trying to say. I see so many people at conferences who are there just for a paycheque and don't care if the job is done right. Perhaps you are right and I am a big old loser, but I'd rather give it my best than just do a passable job.

  460. Yes. by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    My company pays for broadband. They also provide a terminal server for the benefit of employees who cannot get or do not want broadband, and a modem pool, with an 877 number, for employees to dial in to.

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  461. Thinking by macmcrae · · Score: 1

    Employers who think you should undermine your own life and bank account for the sake of the company suck. It's not necessary to be "passionate" about what you do to do a good job. And, its unreasonable to expect a level of dedication to a company an owner may have.

  462. My employeer..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the past my employeer gave us a dialup account to our corporate headquarters that we could also use for internet access but they have since taken this away and replaced it with a VPN. They still pay for our cell phones and pages because they know that if they don't we will not answer our home phones if they call us.

  463. 50 hours? by matdodgson · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. Why do you work so hard? 50 hours! Do yourself a favour and find a job that doesn't require that many hours or move to a country that doesn't expect it! (Like Australia)

  464. So what? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    If you decided to finance a corporation with your time and money, that is your problem.

    I am a professional, do not work for free, and do not lease my stuff fro free to anybody, specially a multimillion dollar corporation.

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  465. Which consequences? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Give us a brake and come down from your high horse.

    Poeple like you that decide to sell themselves cheap in the pursuit of a carrier are a burden that the rest of the people in the industry have to deal with.

    The consequences of not going the unreasonble extra mile are that you will not work for unreasonable companies. And fucked startups are included. I don't see why an startup seems to have carte blanche in the mind of some people to abuse their employees, and why employees seem to think that an startup requires to do stupid things like working 20 hours in a row for several weeks to no end.

    Startups should have a business plan that forecasts how much work needs to be done and then obtain the correct amount of people to do the work. If they rely on the "professionalism" of people putting 80 hours per week they are abusing you, and you are an idiot for allowing the abuese (and paying for the privilege, fod goodness sake, give me a better example of a masochist).

    I am pretty sure I earn more than most and never in my whole life I have allowed any of my employers to abuse me. If I work more it is because I am compensated properly then and there, not in a fictional future in which I may want to go with my son to the park (yeah sure, bring the violins).

    Companies should provide for the means to do your work, otherwise you should refuse to do the work.

    As plain and simple as that.

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    1. Re:Which consequences? by Jhon · · Score: 1
      Aren't you a bright ray of sunshine?

      I am pretty sure I earn more than most
      I KNOW I earn more than most. And I also know I haven't let my employers abuse me. I've no idea what your point is other than a subtle flame of me while providing a narcissistic description of how 'cool' you are for being so 'independent' and unwilling to lift a little finger without compensation. Wow. I bet you wear a mean looking leather jacket, too.

      Trust me, I'm more than adequately compensated for my work.
      Companies should provide for the means to do your work, otherwise you should refuse to do the work.
      That may work for *YOU* and you may actually get through life with the attitude you push here. I'm fairly certain you wont be moving much upward within any particular company. About the only way you'll see much improvement of salary will be moving horizontally (jumping from company to company). Unless you have a skillset that's hard to duplicate... Event then, many employers would consider the attitude you presented here to be too much trouble. I hope you interview without the attitude...
  466. You guys have no redemption. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    There are places where you are allowed that freedom and, since they are professionals, you are compensated for the extra work you put and of course all work related expenses are paid for, as it should be.

    But I guess some people live in the last century regarding work practices (or even in the 19th....)

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  467. DO you understand the word? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Agreement?

    If one of the parts is getting the "ass end" of an "agreement" then maybe there is no agreeement proper we can talk about here.

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  468. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    If the amount of work to be done is such that you can't do it no matter how many hours you work per day, the "what it takes" nonsense becomes the irrelevance it is.

    We are paid to work for a fixed amount of time. Look it up, it must be in your contracts.

    If your contract says "whatever time as required for the work" then you have allowed to be abused, but that does not mean you should invite all of us to your masochist lifestyle.

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  469. Does the world end... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... because the "emergencies" are not fixed at 16:55?

    No. Accept it. Most things calssed as emergencies are just self inflicted pressure.

    I can think of vey few jobs in which you can't drop everything and go home at 17:00.

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    1. Re:Does the world end... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      The company contracts to a government agency and runs its network backbone and many of its servers. At the least, some of the problems are major headaches that could result in a slew of harsh words from the government people. At worst, it can cause delays that slow access by the public (because they problems are fixed during working hours instead of when offices are closed) and, potentially, cost the agency government funds that are required to continue operating by not meeting mandated service levels.

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  470. Re:Your super lucky apparently and living in the d by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    C1:Executives mysteriously disappear with details as to their entire financials posted to what is left of the company's web presence for all to see, with their sailboat being found 40 years later deep in the ocean.

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  471. Oh Come On! by Chris_Corcoran · · Score: 1

    Hey everybody. I have to be honest I am getting kind of sick of paying for my cell phone, internet access, and other equipment (i.e. pda, wireless access for my notebook etc.). And I am sick and tired of executives giving IT departments less and less and expecting more and more. I happen to work at a public school and while I have very strong feelings about getting what teachers and students need to create a productive learning environment I also need the tools to support everyone in my environment. I mean if I am expected to manage 7 buildings with 6,000+ students and 300+ staff and factuality I am gunna need things like a blackberry, a pda, a laptop and Internet access from home. I mean with the limited personal resources I have, I need to be connected to my entire organization so that I can respond to any situations that may occur. And to do that I need these tools. I think it is unfair to make IT managers pay for there own tools, I mean you would make a nurse buy there own bandages or a teacher buy there own desk. It's unfair, and to say IT people are not dedicated to there work is out rageous. IT people are some of these most dedicated employees a company will have. I mean even at a public school I have found my self-staying late into the night to get things operating for the next day. Have many other friends who work in the IT field who also have found them self's working late into the night to get there respective networks up and running. Now we are not spending time away from our family and friends eating junk food and loosening sleep for our health, we do it because we have to. We know that we are in responsible for the success of failure of our respective organizations. Companies need to wake up and realize that IT people are the workhorses of their organizations are necessary for their future success. In that recognition they also have to give the there IT staffs the tools they need to do their jobs and to do it well. Organizations who don't do this will have to learn this the hard way.

  472. i'm having flash backs to the year 2000 by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    its hard not being a troll on this when i've had to do business with this type of person. the sad thing is that the project will fail 90% of the time. so you just shake your head, do your job, and hope its not you the boss vents on.

    what a lot of 'take no crap' managers don't realize is the extra cost of being a 'take no crap' manager. i use to think i could run a project by the numbers. but experience has shown that if it takes people to complete the work, then the people need to be motivated, and shown reason for tasking requests.

  473. Advancement ?!? by BananaJr6000 · · Score: 1

    If you are a good tech, you will never advance. You are too 'valuable' doing what you're doing. Besides, hasn't your management told you that, "Being a tech is where the money is" as they drive away at 5pm in their BMW, leaving you to work all night and drive home in your Nissan Sentra that the paint is peeling off with no air-conditioning?

    IT is a dead end job. With golden handcuffs. And lousy managers who used to be incompetent techs. If they used to be techs or understand techs at all.

    If you have a good manager, I assure you that you are the exception.

    My advice - manage or own.
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  474. My Employer Pays for it All by nlindstrom · · Score: 1

    It took a bit of haggling, but my employer pays for both my cell phone (a plan with unlimited minutes + 1,000 text messages per month) and my 1.5/768 DSL line.

  475. Consider a move. En masse by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    If the company needs to reach you and part of your job description is to be reachable then the company pays. If you are expected to work from home when "off" to meet emergencies head on in a timely manner then the company pays. I owned one, I paid for the things my staff needed to get the job done. The uniformity of always knowing I could email the corporate address of an employee or IM them, or phone them, or Text them outweighs the expense. My times important, my staff's time is important. If it is hit or miss to reach someone in a critical failure, the company losses money. Potentially they lose clients. So if the company you work at can afford the loss of their customers to save the money, then cool, they are doing the right thing. Most likely it is just being penny wise and pound foolish since they don't account for the cost that cutting this benefit will entail. Some CFOs just don't get the tech side.

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  476. Crystal Reports by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 1

    Crystal Reports has done this for some time. I was trying to get prices from them a number of years back for a computer lab - they wanted one license per person who would be sitting in the class, so for a $75 class we were expected to pay $200 in licensing fees. Kinda nuts.

    Damien

  477. Easy when you are Senior by rtb61 · · Score: 1
    Don't forget as a senior you have a far greater bargaining position than other employees (you generate a lot of revenue for the company and are trusted hence to lose you costs them a lot and they have to take a gamble on your replacement).

    I also have a strong position to bargain from, so I grabbed RD0,s (one extra day off per month) generally adjusted to suit clients and overtime is a rare occurence (week end work requires days off in the following week - my requirement - and is strongly frowned upon - again my requirement).

    Yeah we can bargain (twist the bosses arm with the mutual knowledge that it will cost them more than it will cost you to replace you), but don't forget it was not like that for us either in the begining. As a senior (with valuable skills) do you ever use your position to stick up for junior employees who are getting walked all over.

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    1. Re:Easy when you are Senior by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 1

      "do you ever use your position to stick up for junior employees who are getting walked all over."

      Was this directed at me? I thought my post clearly made that clear. I think its the responsibility for those higher up to help those below them. This should be the managers responsibility but seems, for many of them, that they've forgotten that part of their roll long ago

    2. Re:Easy when you are Senior by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      True. Too many seem purely concerned with what they can get out of the system regardless of the effect they are having upon others (some even seem to draw a lot of pleasure out of it - the weilding and abuse of power). All it does is create poor work enviroments and companies which have a complete lack of loyalty - company to staff and staff to company (and inevitably company and staff to their customers).

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  478. Boon or Curse? by rahuja · · Score: 1

    The day my company starts charging for broadband at home, I'm out of here!!! Right now the co. pays for a cell and pager which we carry once in a few weeks by rotation. Also, we have DSL connections at home to respond to issues. And yes, I have a co.-provided laptop so that the assholes can call me and ask me to work whenever required. Talk about work-life effectiveness! I don't know whether working as an IT-support guy with the #1 CPU manufacturer is a boon or a curse.

  479. Two Words.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SUCK URRR!

    Seriously, while the broadband is arguable, things like pagers and blackberries should be supplied by the company.

    Seems to me this guy is simply trying to lower your salary.

    Here's the pisser... after he saves the company some money at your expense, he'll get a bonus for saving money.

    So you're a sucker if you pay for these things.

  480. Loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt you own a company.

    You're one of those guys paying $5/hour for "top notch professionals", expect them to supply their own car, their own tools, everything, and you don't give a shit about turnover, because as far as your concerned, employees are an expense to be endured.

    Its part of the reason your girlfriend cheats on you, and the rest of your family won't talk to you.

    Perhaps you were abused as a child?

  481. Don't justify yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A job is an economic transaction. I agree to give you my time in return for my time.

    Its never more than that.

    You can like it, you can love it. But in the end, both sides must get value. Your boss has to be able to make money from you, and you have to be able to live your life.

    Its always about the money, and anybody who tells you otherwise is either trying to brainwash you or is brainwashed themselves.

    Its always about the money.

    So please don't justify yourself. You have the right attitude. You like what you do, but at the end of the day, its about money. If your boss can't accept that, they're either manipulating you or they're a whiny little skank. Either way, I'd find another job in that situation.

  482. Paying for Broadband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a small ISP, and it took quite a while for us to be able to expense our telecom items. Recently we were allowed to expense our Cell fones and cable modem service at 80% (20% deduction because we use them for personal use also). This works out pretty well, but as administrators/techs/etc if they expect you on call the very least they should do is pay for your "leash". In reality even if you are salaried, you should still get some sort of off-hour/on-call pay just for being available at a moment's notice. If not, you are definately working for the wrong company. You can always do what one of our admins does, turn his cell off after 5pm. Horribly irresponsible, but he purposely will not expense it so that in his mind he doesn't have to be "tied down" to the company. There's a fine line between dedication and bloated-expectations.