also, aussies are upside down, all their blood is in their feet, their water is demonic and vortexes in the wrong direction, and they aren't actually people.
no, i was implying that i enjoy my chocolate and bacon flavored coffee sausages in the morning, take a 70 minute hot water shower despite only being inside of the shower for 5 minutes, shoot several personally owned rifles and pistols before work, drive my giant 5 mpg V10 sports car to said work, put in 8 hours manipulating second rate countries(e.g. your hellhole) into doing our bidding and elongating my lifestyle, come home and bang my fake titted wife, then browse a selection of over 1000 channels on my 60 inch flat screen while getting drunk on arguably the best bourbon whiskey in the world. you jealous?
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just filed a patent claim. what bitch?
i don't think it has even begun. in 10 years we'll see personalized ads within the walls of commercial facilities.
i'm a firm believer that successful people are born from parents who beat and deprived their children, specifically the father.
that's what you get for advertising your fudgepacking industry
45 angles of you jerking off
the WTFPL license. the only license anybody ever needs
stopped reading when i saw an obvious flaw within your first retort. welcome to the world of video capture and editing(in this case, redaction)
i never understood any of my upper level math teachers. good thing mathematics doesn't come with an accent
also, aussies are upside down, all their blood is in their feet, their water is demonic and vortexes in the wrong direction, and they aren't actually people.
no, i was implying that i enjoy my chocolate and bacon flavored coffee sausages in the morning, take a 70 minute hot water shower despite only being inside of the shower for 5 minutes, shoot several personally owned rifles and pistols before work, drive my giant 5 mpg V10 sports car to said work, put in 8 hours manipulating second rate countries(e.g. your hellhole) into doing our bidding and elongating my lifestyle, come home and bang my fake titted wife, then browse a selection of over 1000 channels on my 60 inch flat screen while getting drunk on arguably the best bourbon whiskey in the world. you jealous?
keep being second best. don't worry, The United States will take care of and protect you.
so that's why i woke up next to a parrot this morning
i'm worried that i completely understand this, but still have no idea what i just read what did TFA just say
this. i'm also very curious to see how an increase in CO2 levels is going to effect plant populations and growth.
you mean a hydroelectric dam?
snip the fucking wire
tachyons man, electricity gets to you before you knew you wanted it
while your mom is close to free, the IRS won't let her take cash
now they know what kind of porn i buy.
don't eat seagull poo? check
seeing bolts of lightning from space was awfully sublime
No wonder why half the population thinks that astronaut training takes places in "antigravity chambers". source?
people aren't that smart. you think about all the wonders and achievements of human kind, but a trip to the DMV will bring you back down to earth
you being mad is not proportional to my level of caring.
i don't care. i spend my time being productive. not watching tv designed for retards