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  1. Re:Freakin' Riders. on Incandescent Bulbs Get a Reprieve · · Score: 1

    I know $22 isn't much, but by the same token, I wouldn't pull a twenty out of my wallet and then just drop it on the street for no reason.

    You sir, apparently don't pick up crack whores very often...

  2. Re:Another reason I don't go to the movies anymore on Man Shot To Death For Texting During Movie · · Score: 1

    Cell phones. The guns don't bother me.

  3. Re:Put a fork in it, it's done. on FBI Edits Mission Statement: Removes Law Enforcement As 'Primary' Purpose · · Score: 1

    "Obamacare is a market solution to Health care."

    Sorry, but Obamacare isn't any solution I've seen yet.

  4. This is nothing new. on The Internet's Network Efficiencies Are Destroying the Middle Class · · Score: 1

    And the stables will complain, when the Model T rolls out...

  5. Re:Time for a new name on UK Introduces Warrantless Detention · · Score: 1

    Put a wedding ring in it...

  6. Re:The 21st Century is on 53% More Book Banning Incidents In US Schools This Year · · Score: 1

    If I could only get him to read my code aloud...

  7. Re:If it was a religion? on If UNIX Were a Religion · · Score: 1

    Windows is the Islam of OSes.

  8. Re:Good on First 3D Printed Liver Expected In 2014 · · Score: 1

    You forgot to encase it in a wet shoebox.

  9. Re:SpEEdoes on The Power of the Hoodie-Wearing C.E.O. · · Score: 1

    Well, that's better than the celibate faggots, no?

  10. Re:Maybe this corn can be used for food again? on Lawmakers Out To Kill the Corn-Based Ethanol Mandate · · Score: 1

    How many engines for cars were ruined by the extra water in the fuel?

    Fixed it for ya. It's sucky to have something like that break your vehicle whether you're Joe Green, Joseph Richard Greenewall-Cornfelt IV, or Joe Industries, Inc.

  11. "I was shocked that people would post in public that they are dishonest - and brag about it."

    You've apparently never seen a US election...

  12. Re:Daylight Saving Time on A Plan To Fix Daylight Savings Time By Creating Two National Time Zones · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no reason we shouldn't start verbing nouns and nouning verbs.

  13. Re:Embrace, Extend, Extinguish on Microsoft To Can Skype API; Third-Party Products Will Not Work · · Score: 1

    Meh, you should at least give it a C++.

  14. Re:Whoosh! on Atlanta Man Shatters Coast-to-Coast Driving Record, Averaging 98MPH · · Score: 1

    No, that's me in the Volvo.

  15. Re:Can someone please explain ... on Oregon Extends Push To Track, Tax Drivers Per Mile · · Score: 1

    Not big enough to outvote Portland, usually.

    Besides, with my 1982 Volvo, the odometer records about 1/15th of the actual miles, BRING IT ON. Or what about plus-sizing the tires? This idea is rife with Bad Things.

  16. Re:And this why communism doesn't work on Nvidia Removed Linux Driver Feature For Feature Parity With Windows · · Score: 1
  17. rational.dll on Teaching Fractions: The Tootsie Roll Is the New Pie · · Score: 1

    Glad I made that rational.dll for using fractions on computers. I call 'em rat for short (like int for integer.)

  18. Re:Poignant on Everything You Needed To Know About the Internet In May, 1994 · · Score: 1

    1. Walk around Philadelphia w/ voice recorder in backpack
    2. ???
    3. PROFIT!!!

    Fixed it.

  19. Re:Why is Apple the one being sued? on Apple Sued For Dividing Final Season of Breaking Bad Into Two On iTunes · · Score: 1

    You forgot that cops are allowed to lie too. Though we haven't determined if they're people or not.

  20. Where's the Troll mod for the article itself? on The Reporter's Fifth Amendment Paradox · · Score: 1

    Seriously, give us mod on the article itself.

  21. Re: Yo Dawg we heard the chinese on NSA Cracked Into Encrypted UN Video Conferences · · Score: 1

    What Native Americans? The ones who came over from Asia, instead of Europe?

  22. Re:Well what do you know.... on Urban Terror Code Stolen · · Score: 1

    Plus its very skanky to jack somebodies code and then sell (for profit) the same game and not credit the original authors.

    Yeah, we called that "Tron."

  23. Re:Try claiming "Death to the Great Satan". on Time Reporter "Can't Wait" To Justify Drone Strike On Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    My apologies. What is the currently accepted politically correct term for someone who has an invisible friend and follows his orders?

    Schizophrenic.

    When they call the voice Bob, we give them meds. When they call it God, we let them wreak havoc upon the world.

  24. So they won't spy on Germans... on US, Germany To Enter No-Spying Agreement · · Score: 1

    ...but they'll spy on us.

  25. Re:God says... on MIT Research: Encryption Less Secure Than We Thought · · Score: 1

    Schizophrenic: Calls the voice in their head "Bob the Clown". We medicate them.
    Christian: Calls the voice in their head "God". We give them special rights.