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  1. ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY on 419 Scam Costs Britons 8.4m GBP in 2002 · · Score: 1, Funny

    IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

    FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH

    DEAR SIR / MADAM,

    I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

    I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.

    IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE- PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY.

    MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.

    MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER. UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT.

    WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER.

    I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY- FIVE PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL.

    I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER.

    I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.

    SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,

    GEORGE WALKER BUSH

    Switchboard: 202.456.1414
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    Fax: 202.456.2461
    Email: president@whitehouse.gov

  2. Re:AOL Prior Art on Amazon Seeks '2-Click' Shopping Cart Patent · · Score: 1

    But as was covered in the other discussion, zwrite (from 1987, part of Athena's Zephyr system) did support determination of active network users.

  3. timeline on AOL Patents IM · · Score: 1
    from the 1987 Athena documentation:
    "Zephyr is an experimental notice transport and delivery system. It . . . uses something called windowgrams to display messages on your screen."
  4. Re:The dose makes the poison on Chemotherapy Patients Set Off Subway Alarms · · Score: 0, Redundant
    > Gamma radiation . . . is not as
    > damaging because it is not ionizing.

    Is no one going to call you on this?

    Gamma radiation is most definitely ionizing.

    "Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too." - J. Frank Parnell, a.k.a. Edward Teller, Repo Man

  5. anecdotal? how about 21 for 21? on Chemotherapy Patients Set Off Subway Alarms · · Score: 1
    British columnist Robert Fisk (arguably the most famous major-paper journalist to consistently criticize U.S. foreign policy) notes in a recent column that on his last U.S. trip, he got his 21st consecutive "random" airport security check.

    Now, granted, Fisk has interviewed Bin Laden 3 or 4 times, but if they think a prominent journalist is going to hijack a plane, they've watched Manchurian Candidate too many times.

    Which reminds me, where's that deck of cards?

  6. anecdotal? on Chemotherapy Patients Set Off Subway Alarms · · Score: 1
    British columnist Robert Fisk (arguably the most famous major-paper journalist to consistantly critisize U.S. foreign policy) notes in a recent column that on his last U.S. trip, he got his 21st consecutive "random" airport security check.

    Now, granted, Fisk has interviewed Bin Laden 3 or 4 times, but if they think a prominent journalist is going to hijack a plane, they've watched Manchurian Candidate too many times.

    Which reminds me, where's that deck of cards?

  7. Re:Radiation levels on Chemotherapy Patients Set Off Subway Alarms · · Score: 1

    > Besides, if there is no suicidal sacrifice
    > involved, then you score less afterlife virgins

    or less (sic) white raisins. one or the other.

  8. Re:Irony Meter is pegging... on ICANN Ditches Public Participation · · Score: 1

    Actually, it was the WTO that eluded street protests by meeting in Qatar (November, 2001.)

    The G8 are the richest 7 "democracies", plus whatever you call Russia these days, so their options are more limited. (It would be too embarassing to hold every meeting in Russia, or to hold a meeting outside of their countries.) So for their June, 2002 meetings they picked one of the most remote locations possible, the resort of Kananaskis, Canada.

  9. Re:insightful (was Re:Good first step) on When Alcohol And Airplanes Make A Good Mix · · Score: 1

    I don't know where you live, but in the U.S., that's simply not true. It is illegal to grow any variety of hemp.

    And the Bush Jr. administration is attempting to make the import of ANY hemp product (cloth, clothing, foods, soaps, balms, etc.) illegal.

  10. Re:What about hemp oil? on Drive a Greasecar - DIY Biodiesel · · Score: 1

    NORML (The National Organization to Reform Marijuana Laws, http://www.norml.org/ ) has several such cars running around the country.
    It's still legal to import hemp, although the costs of importation plus the testing required to make sure there's no more than 0.00000001% (or something like that) THC makes the hemp fuel rather expensive at the moment. More info at
    http://www.hempcar.org/

  11. Project Athena on Feasibility of Linux for Public-Access Labs? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What you're describing has been the way
    things have worked at MIT for the last
    18 years (although with various Unixi,
    now including Linux) starting with Project
    Athena in the early 80's. Athena is where
    we get X Windows and Kerberos.