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  1. Sorry on Clinton To Take On Rockstar · · Score: 1
    That is much more than I wanted to know!
    Undo :)
  2. Two examples on DRM Advocate Violates DRM · · Score: 1
    Actually, you may not have the choice of buying another copy. Frequently things go out of print, and there's no reason to assume that this will change in the new age of DRM.
    Try buying a copy of the original (1953) War of the Worlds DVD or The Illustrated Man (1969) on DVD.

    You can't, because the publisher can't be bothered to release it (although 'they say' the former will get a re-release late this year, maybe, possibly). The latter has never been released on DVD, and it doesn't look like this will change any time soon.

    Under 'normal' copyright of 14 years (hell, just double it and round up to 30), these items woulbe be able to go into the public domain where they'd see a new life, but instead they rot to hell in some studio's vault.

  3. ID: 10-T on Jack Thompson Weighs In On Hot CoffeeGate · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the article...

    Addressed to an assortment of developers and publishers ranging from Electronic Arts to id Software, the latter of which Thompson partly blames for the Columbine massacre, ~. [emphasis mine]

    Okay, we're through--nothing more to see here. Thompson 'partly' blames id for Columbine. Jee-zus

    Thompson is a friggin idiot and his opinions are worth as much as a pinch of owl-shite. id was not responsible for Columbine in any way: Eric Harris and Klebold Dylan's parents were responsible, if you consider that they were both minors (if you believe that they were adult 'enough', then they alone had the responsibility).

    The fact that Thompson can't even get that right, leads little to his credibility on anything else.

  4. The point? on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 1

    That VB sucks a pissing elephant's ass?

  5. Maybe on Clinton To Take On Rockstar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    He's bitter because ol' Bill doesn't give reach-arounds.

  6. You can get that now on Jan 2009 Deadline for HDTV Cutoff · · Score: 1

    A small handgun makes any tv remote control.

  7. Right on Firefox 1.05 Released · · Score: 1
    Just like how the most popular web server (Apache) has way more vulnerabilities than the less-popular one (like IIS).

    Oh wait, it doesn't. So much for that theory.

  8. Did you even read the article you linked? on The Internet Archive Sued Over Stored Pages · · Score: 3, Informative

    From the article:

    During the case it was discovered that McDonald's required franchises to serve coffee at 180-190 degrees Fahrenheit (82-88 degrees Celsius). At that temperature, the coffee would cause a third-degree burn in two to seven seconds.

    Testimony by witnesses for McDonald's revealed that:

    • consumers were not aware the coffee was so hot that there was a risk of serious burns
    • McDonald's did not warn customers of this risk
    • they could offer no explanation as to why there was no warning
    • McDonald's did not intend to reduce the heat of its coffee

    ~.

    Documents obtained from McDonald's also showed that from 1982 to 1992, more than 700 people were burned by McDonald's coffee with varying degrees of severity.

    [Emphasis mine]

    Frivolous Lawsuit? Hardly.
    Excellent Spin-doctoring on McDonald's Part? Absolutely.

  9. Obligatory Office Space Quotes on A Study On Time Wasted At Work · · Score: 1

    Peter: I generally come in at least 15 minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. And after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

    Bob: Space out?

    Peter: Yeah I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.

  10. This is not limited to game software on EA's Advice is to Uninstall Battlefield 2 · · Score: 1

    ...but all software. PHBs have no clue how long it takes to make software correctly. If the screen shots look good, then the product is finished, right Pareto?

    They look at the "testing" tasks in the project plan with dismay at the amount of time allocated. Figuring a simple solution to a complex problem is the best approach, they say, "just make the developers test it," which is a colossal mistake that---in a just world---would get a PHB fired, but in the real one, they take it out.

  11. Sigh. What the hell was he thinking? on Perl's Chip Salzenberg Sued, Home Raided · · Score: 1
    1. Uncover evidence that your employer is doing something illegal, or---at least---morally questionable.
    2. Tell your employer that you have evidence that they've been doing something naughty, and threaten to go to the cops.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!
    Uh, no - the real answer is your employer strikes first and strikes hard, kicking your arse all over the block.

    C'mon people, it is not that hard. You have two choices:

    1. Resign and go find other work, never breathing a word to any other soul, or
    2. Call your lawyer and find out what your options are.
    Remember, that in either case, you will need to find another job, and you can never use the current one as a reference. Ever. Also, don't expect to continue to be employed at that place.

    Friggin n00b.

  12. Yes, it is a toy on How to Do Everything with PHP and MySQL · · Score: 1

    Care to back that up?

    Sure thing, boss, that's coming up.

    A real database won't let you insert a value that is too long for the field. A toy database will truncate. Example:

    create table type ( id integer not null, name varchar(10) not null,primary key(id), unique(name));
    create table stuff ( id integer not null, name varchar(10) not null,typeid integer not null, primary key(id), foreign key(typeid) references type(id), unique(name));
    insert into type(id, name) values (1, 'Heavy');
    insert into type(id, name) values (2, 'Light');
    insert into stuff(id, name, typeid) values ( 1, 'War n Peas', 1);
    insert into stuff(id, name, typeid) values ( 2, 'Archie Comix', 2);

    On the last line, MySQL says,

    Query OK, 1 row affected (0.00 sec)

    but PostgreSQL* says

    ERROR: value too long for type character varying(10)

    Let's run a query and see what we got from MySQL, shall we?

    mysql select s.name, t.name from stuff s, type t where t.id = s.typeid;
    | name | name |
    | War n Peas | Heavy |
    | Archie Com | Light |

    Wrong, wrong, wrong! There is NO data integrity in accepting data and then truncating it. This is why TOY databases have no place in production environments.

    Okay, not good enough, right? There's lots more. Let's try referential integrity.

    drop table type;

    MySQL says

    Query OK, 0 rows affected (0.00 sec)

    mysql> select s.name, t.name from stuff s, type t where t.id = s.typeid;
    ERROR 1146: Table 'test.type' doesn't exist

    PostgreSQL says

    NOTICE: constraint stuff_typeid_fkey on table stuff depends on table "type"

    ERROR: cannot drop table "type" because other objects depend on it
    HINT: Use DROP ... CASCADE to drop the dependent objects too.

    In other words, in TOY databases, "referential integrity" means about as much as a pinch of bat-guano. In real databases, preventing damage to the data is actually important.

    * I'm using PostgreSQL here because that's what I have running on my laptop. The same things apply to other real databases, such as Oracle, MS-SQL, etc.

  13. Not entirely correct on How to Do Everything with PHP and MySQL · · Score: 2, Informative
    You cannot distribute MySQL without a license, but you can use it to your little "I 'program' databases... but what's this primary key thingie I keep hearing about" self.

    That being said, it is a toy database, and as such, should not be used on serious projects (i.e., anything that uses normalized data schemas and requires data integrity).

  14. It is time to look for another gig on Copyright Law Protection for Employees? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The company's values are not the same as yours. You have only two choices:
    1. Change your values to match theirs, or
    2. Find a place that shares the same values.
    They will not change, and you cannot change them.

    This is not a bad thing, per se. It just means you and they have different values. Would you work at a lab where they routinely sprayed oven cleaner in Rabbits' eyes (even if you weren't the sprayer)? What about at a place that dumped chemicals into streams (even if you weren't the dumper)? How about a place that forced some employees to work in very unsafe conditions (even if you didn't work in unsafe conditions)?

    We all have a choice. You can either stay or go; being the "whistleblower" means that you will be leaving almost immediately as you take your parting shot on the way out.

  15. The best adblock ruleset around on DoubleClick Warns Against Ad-Blocking Browsers · · Score: 1

    Before you install it, make sure to read the instructions.

  16. Why run a game store? on Death of the Indie Game Store · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because of all the great stories you get to tell people!!11

  17. You've never run a software business. on Major Blow to Opponents of Software Patents in EU · · Score: 1
    For $BIG_COMPANY, they will only take on products that can sell many thousands of widgets. For you, the little ISV, selling a few hundred will make you very comfortable.

    The fact that there is competition means that the market is healthy. For example, there are a billion auto-responders out there, and many charge $19US/month or less for service. The one I sell costs $200US/month because it is highly specialized. If the features I offer are important to you, then the $19/mo ones won't work. If you wanted to write your own, it would cost you much more than $200/mo. Microsoft or BMC wouldn't even bother to do something like that because they aren't going to compete on price with the $19ers and they won't bother to devote coders to getting a few 10s of customers at $200.

    Patents don't do crap except kill software dev market.

    How many different types of programs are there? Infinite.
    How many potential patents are there? Infinite.
    Do you either try to search for a patent that covers what you want to do, or do you go ahead and ignore it, hoping you stay small enough to not get noticed? Hmm; the former takes...$$$$ and lots of time (forever) that you could be devoting to coding.

    Software Patents are used to stifle competition only and they should be abolished. You want to copyright your code, fine. Do it. I personally only copyright the name and distinguishing graphics, because my product is always moving forward. If someone wants to try to copy it, they can reproduce all the features of my v4.3 and release it about the time I'm releasing v5.0. Worrying about competition is a waste of brain-cells.

  18. And on Censored Nagasaki Bomb Story Found · · Score: 1

    it was the 'Military-Industrial Complex' that Ike warned about.

  19. Already fixed on New Star Wars Movie From the Makers of 'Troops' · · Score: 1
    Is'nt that goofy how /. tends to put a space before the last two characters? (Hey Taco!...fix it!).
    As you can see, this has already been fixed by the /. crack programming squad.
  20. Poo on Joo!!! on Yahoo! Closes User Created Chat Rooms · · Score: 4, Funny
    Parenting iz too haaarrd!

    Make the gobment do it!!!!!111

  21. Re:I agree. on Google Maps Now Cover Whole World · · Score: 1
    If I disable Adblock, it works.
    Replace your broken adblock rules with some very good ones.

    Make sure you read the instructions, though. Adblock settings matter.

  22. Wow; that was fast on ACLU to Challenge Utah Porn-Blocking Law · · Score: 1
    Under the law, Internet providers in Utah must provide their customers with a way to disable access to sites on the list or face felony charges.
    I see they didn't waste any time putting /. on the list.
  23. Well on PC Prices Reach $300 Milestone · · Score: 1
    The scars run deep.

    There are some things that really help.

  24. Re:wouldn't it be nice... on PC Prices Reach $300 Milestone · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Some OEM's TRIED to do this, until MS threatened to never let them sell Windows again ~.
    So, what date do you last remember? August 20, 1993?

    Oh man, you've been in that coma for a while.

  25. Testing on Body Modifications Still Hinder IT Professionals? · · Score: 1

    There's a reason companies have dress codes, and aside from "front counter" positions, it has nothing to do with relating to the public. It's basically a test of maturity and self-discipline.

    Wow, another company that doesn't know how to hire effectively. Big surprise.

    You're not getting the causality. Just because someone dresses up doesn't mean they're mature and/or self-disciplined. It only means that they can somehow get clothes on their body (either by themselves, or with assistance). They might even have someone else buy their clothes/get them cleaned/hang them up.

    Let me offer you an alternate way of determining maturity and self-discipline for each employee before they even set foot in the job interview: require applicants to complete a (very) small work-related project in order to get an interview. You know how some employers do their sniff test by doing phone interviews before they bring a candidate in? Imagine a way to smoke out the immature/unmotivated lUsers from the people who really want to work for you.

    In this mini-project a system admin (for instance) would be required to submit a bash script that would setup iptables from scratch, only allowing specific traffic (say, https, http, ssh and ldap), but block all others. The candidate wouldn't even get an interview without submitting their script first, and the interviewer would use that script as part of the interview process. How many undisciplined, immature people would bother? Answer: none.

    Sure, it takes time to set up the mini-projects, but it takes way more time (and money) to interview a buncha lUsers, hire the wrong one and eventually get rid of him (or her).