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A Study On Time Wasted At Work

Animesh Pathak writes "C|Net News has an article about a survey of people's goofing off habits at work. From the article: 'It's interesting to note that the Internet was cited as the leading time-wasting activity. It goes to show how integrated it has become to the daily functions of our personal and professional lives,...Today, there are so many useful tools and Web sites on the Internet that have enabled people to become more efficient with accomplishing multiple tasks in a shorter amount of time.'"

324 comments

  1. Standby Periods by fembots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article did mention that not all waste is pure waste, as they could spark new ideas, and it's also likely to introduce ice-breaking topics so that everybody can sit together and chat about something in common.

    Nowadays companies expect employees to be available from 7.30am to 6.30pm, but these employees aren't actually required all the time, the boss just wants you to be there so that when he needs you, he can find you.

    The article mentions insurance industry is the worst, but what do they expect insurance call centre staff to do when nobody calls in?

    Maybe start cold-calling: "Good morning Mr Anderson, this is Smith from Surely Insurance, we're wondering if you have a car accident today?"

    So I normally treat non-productive time as time-out or standby periods for employees, they're getting paid to provide continuous service availability throughout the day.

    1. Re:Standby Periods by centauri · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Good morning Mr Anderson, this is Smith from Surely Insurance, we're wondering if you're having a car accident today...."

      Imagine Hugo Weaving speaking this to you over the phone as you drive home from work and give yourself a nice shiver.

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    2. Re:Standby Periods by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would formulate a clever and insightful reply to your post, but I should really get back to work.

    3. Re:Standby Periods by Nos. · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They even say that roughly 1/3 or respondants say they "waste" this time because they have don't have enough work.

      Near the bottom of the salary.com article is this little blurb:
      Populations surveyed included AOL users, Salary.com Salary Wizard users and corporate human resource professionals

      So, a good portion of the surveyed group are visitors to salary.com. I would guess that a majority of people visiting salary.com are at least somewhat unhappy with their job. I don't think I would consider they're numbers worth anything. Its like asking people coming out of a theatre if they're willing to pay current admission prices to see a movie.

    4. Re:Standby Periods by ArielMT · · Score: 1

      I actually had to do this when I was working for a Met-Life agent (I was young and very naive at the time), cold-calling the entire phone book during downtimes, before the Internet really took off. It was an experience I don't ever want to repeat. Now, thanks to the 'Net, agents are at least a bit smarter about that, although if the insurance industry is still the worst then not smarter by much. Thankfully, a career in insurance is one I very quickly gave up.

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    5. Re:Standby Periods by teaDrunk · · Score: 1

      "standy by", "on the job learning", ....:)

      I dont think one day has gone by at work without me looking up some tool or solution or something relevant to tasks at hand (and same most of my peers). This ./ addiction could be aproblem though.

      As long as one is careful about which sites are visited, as is well. I am kind of sure by now that most of the traffic in average to big sized companies are monitored

    6. Re:Standby Periods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's 'their', not 'they're'. You ignorant bafoon!

    7. Re:Standby Periods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's /., not ./, you insensitive clod.

    8. Re:Standby Periods by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's 'their', not 'they're'. You ignorant bafoon[sic]!

      The proper spelling is buffoon.

      Have a nice day.

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    9. Re:Standby Periods by rwven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Honestly, in todays way of thinking/working, sometimes the only thing i can do to keep from going nuts is to take some time and just do nothing with it. Other countries think the US is nuts for working as much as they do... Work + no vacation = burnout... I usually spend a good hour or so a day looking around /. and other tech news, reading reviews, etc... It's about all that keeps me sane sometimes...

    10. Re:Standby Periods by wolenczak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Could anyone post some links to effectively waste my time at work? I'm kind of getting bored of /., dilbert, thinkgeek, cnn, the onion, etc...

    11. Re:Standby Periods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's /., not ./, you insensitive clod.
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    12. Re:Standby Periods by rah1420 · · Score: 1

      The proper spelling is buffoon.

      I wonder if there's ever been a study done on how many "spelling nazis" have typos of their own in their spelling flames of other posters.

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    13. Re:Standby Periods by iocat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Nazi should be capitalized, you moron!

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    14. Re:Standby Periods by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      That's why we need a good siesta or something.

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    15. Re:Standby Periods by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you're unfit for today's modern workplace. You're Fired!

      -Your Boss

    16. Re:Standby Periods by newend · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd question how good of a sample salary.com has. I imagine anyone who's already surfing to a website to take a survey is likely to spend more time surfing anyway. There is no mention of the confidence interval or any other important statistical information.

    17. Re:Standby Periods by crystalattice · · Score: 1

      In most of the jobs I've had, perusing the 'net is beneficial. I've been able to keep my boss informed of current security issues and what workarounds are available when IT doesn't want to help us.

      Sadly, I've found that I have more knowledge than our so-called IT guys who have several MS certs. (Yeah, I know the value of MS certs.) For example, I was having issues on a system w/ a program that wanted to make the HD a journaling FS. The IT tech who came to fix it had no idea what a journaling FS was or why we had it installed, so common-practice was to remove it from the system. I had just read the day before about journal systems and had to explain what the benefit is. Unfortunantly it didn't mean anything to him.

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    18. Re:Standby Periods by Fortran+IV · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's 'their', not 'they're'. You ignorant bafoon!
      The proper spelling is buffoon. Have a nice day.
      I wonder if there's ever been a study done on how many "spelling nazis" have typos of their own in their spelling flames of other posters.

      And I wonder if there's ever been a study on how many people on Slashdot never get the joke.
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    19. Re:Standby Periods by drsquare · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not exactly famed for my work-ethic, so here are a few of my favourite ways to waste time at work:

      1. Sleeping. Pretty obvious. Just go to the canteen, or some obscure place, and have a good kip. Works best when the machines are down on a night shift when no-one gives a shit. Make sure it's somewhere really obscure so you can't be accidently found. This only works if your job isn't one which is important.

      2. Sweeping. Just get a brush, and pretend to be sweeping up. You can stand about with it, and it looks like you're working. Occasionally, say every 5 minutes, sweep some stuff up. That's all you have to do, and you have an alibi when some supervisor asks what you're doing.

      3. Working. Work incredibly slowly, so by the time you're done, it's time to go home. It doesn't matter if you haven't really done anything, all that matters is that no-one can say you were skiving.

      4. Get an easy job. Some jobs involve just standing there. Say when you're on a machine, you just stand there until something goes wrong (which is rare). Or security, or something equally non-eventful.

      5. Time eating. Just think of some tasks, and then do them incredibly slowly. For example, think of something you need to do which is at the other end of the site. You can spend a few minutes 'preparing' to go, then you can slowly walk over, do what you have to do, then prepare to go back, then slowly walk back. If you're caught, you've got an alibi, you're in the middle of something. Also, you can go to the toilet, change your equipment, move some pallets around, do some paperwork, anything that doesn't really need doing, but eats up time.

      6. Go to the bog. Take a book, paper, whatever, sit on the john for a good half hour. No-one's going to disturb you.

      7. If you work in a place as filthy and run-down as I do, there's always something to clean up. So there's always an excuse to hang about sweeping up stuff, cleaning surfaces, hoovering up dust, anything really. You don't even have to be making any progress, as long as it looks like you're busy.

    20. Re:Standby Periods by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I saw Lord of the Rings, all I could think about was "Good morning, Mr. Frodo..."

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    21. Re:Standby Periods by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? When I saw Lord of the Rings, all I could think about was "Oh, get bet back in your kennels, both of you."

    22. Re:Standby Periods by jafac · · Score: 1

      As a former call-center worker, my former boss, if he had his way, would have us clock-out until a call came in.

      It's a dirty, dirty business, from about 1996-on.

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    23. Re:Standby Periods by sounddesignz · · Score: 0

      i heard this from my professor the other day, referring to a research study:
      if a larger company lays off 20%-30% of their employees at the same time, nothing will happen. productivity will stay stable.

      BUT: only for the first one or two years, then it will fall rapidly, unstoppable.

      Which means that up to 30% of the employees of a company are there for redundancy issues. Yes, I mean YOU!

    24. Re:Standby Periods by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Back in the good old days of early Javascript online games (~1996 or 97), Uproar.com used to run an hourly trivia contest that paid off $5 per game. Sure, my work productivity plummeted, but I was clearing an extra $100-200 a month whiling away the day...

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    25. Re:Standby Periods by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Your post is insightfull, but for me not havving enough work happens every month. You see I work in accounting, and at month end and the start of the month we are slammed with work. On the other hand, from the 22nd to the 28th the office dead. We will get our back filing done, and prep work done for the next month but when that runs out it's time for slashdot!

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    26. Re:Standby Periods by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Nazi" should be in quotes, you immense dunderhead!

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    27. Re:Standby Periods by soliptic · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yeah damn straight.

      My last job began being hired as a temp when a previous guy left. They had 6 months funding for the temping post, so they said: in these 6 months, please streamline and automate all tasks so that by the time you leave, we don't need to hire a replacement.

      So that's what I did.

      And at the end of the six months, they said: hey, you're fitting in pretty well, do you want a permanent full-time position on 150% of the pay you had as a temp?

      I said, "sure". Obviously, by that point, I had reduced the workload of the post to about 2 hours per week, like they asked me to in the first place, but if they're too stupid to notice, that's really not my problem. So I took the job. At first I was keen, and tried to make up the "missing" workload by coming up with new ideas - but after several times where these ideas just got taken into endless meetings with no outcome whatsoever, I pretty soon had that enthusiasm ground out of me.

      Instead, I just pocketed the money, and spent 80% of the last year on the internet. Of course, I got all my work done, so my boss thought I was a great employee. Now I've left and they're looking for a replacement.

      The real irony? This place is a business school, which boasts about having experts in "Strategic Human Resource Development". But they're still too f*cking dense to notice when they hire people for jobs they explicitly told people to render unnecessary.

      Frankly, I have no idea why posts like this are moderated funny, and this is moderated 3, interesting. Both should be 5, insightful imho.

      Work is, for the vast majority of the population, a stupid, pointless clock-watching waste of their life.

    28. Re:Standby Periods by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      If anyone really wants to see the biggest waste of time at work, they need look no further than the nearest manager's office. These are people with nothing to do, so they think up more jobs for the people who are already busy working.

      We have this one cretin manager (but I repeat myself) who came up with a great idea of how to make all the different projects into one big happy family: Each would use Tweedledum's specially prepared template to put together a presentation for all, and we would all be edified and live in harmony ever after. Should I mention this junior manager walks on his knees immediately behind his manager with his lips locked firmly on what occupies the chair he covets? No? Then forget I mentioned it.

      At a half-hour per presentation, that works out to about 20 hours of lost productivity for every worker who attends the presentations plus at least 8 man-hours lost for every project to put together a presentation. This is all done over a period of several months.

      Half-way through the series, one gutsy project-lead notes that few people attend and asks who is benefiting from the wasted work? Tweedledum claims it is still a Good Management Idea (C, TM, Oxymoron), and the circus will continue because, wait for it . . . , "There is an expectation that it will be done." That's yet another great quote that will go into my inspirational management hall of fame. Just imagine the Charge of the Light Brigade done to that stirring invocation or generals at great battles refusing to retreat and save their forces because of it.

      Instead of taking the names of the slackers attending the dog-and-pony shows, Tweedledum exhorts the project leads to encourage their teams to attend the shows. When one wag asks if there is a charge code, an exasperated Tweedledum says through permanently-puckered lips, "Charge it to your project! This is a benefit to your project!"

      I constantly feel so inadequate because I'm just unable to understand the grand vision from managers who were previously fired from the local car dealer. Sorry for the rant - it was a long day in Management Fantasyland (and a bad day for the troops).

    29. Re:Standby Periods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, wanktard (Its a word I just wordified it) he used the correct word. "They're" means "they are" Where as "Their" is possesive.

    30. Re:Standby Periods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry you have had a bad experience with a manager.
      But I know that my manager spends his days buried in real work, filtering and prioritising tasks for us and fending off the rest of the company so that we can get our work done.
      He is also happy to listen to us and be discrete when we rant about our dealings with other employees and customers.
      He's also managed to consistently get us annual pay rises above the supposed hard limit set by the company.

      Good managers do exist.

    31. Re:Standby Periods by secondsun · · Score: 1

      I am sure if Mitzi Del Bra said that to me as I drove home for work I would give myself a nice shower.

      If you can't figure it out.

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    32. Re:Standby Periods by Captain+Feathersword · · Score: 1
      So, a good portion of the surveyed group are visitors to salary.com. I don't think I would consider they're numbers worth anything.

      Yeah - the people visiting salary.com aren't wasting time - they're using time resourcefully looking for a new job! The real figures on time wasted by the average employee are way higher.

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    33. Re:Standby Periods by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      I wonder when people starting mistaking greed for ambition in managers? They are related, but not the same. An ambition man knows what he wants, and works toward that goal. It's often a positive trait in a manager. A greedy man simply is always unhappy with his current position, and wants the next one higher. It's long term goals versus short term ones. Both faced with needing to reduce costs, the ambitious man will look for either under-performing employees, or for ways to increase productivity. The greedy man will lay off any that he deems are making too much money, and replace them with entry level positions instead.

      I suppose that these days, greed is the new ambition, because "Greed is Good"(TM). *sigh*

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    34. Re:Standby Periods by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      You know, you ever think that they could be doing very well in their job, and are just preparing to ask for a wage increase?

      Like I did about a month ago.

      It's called research. It makes you not look like a fool or an asshole.

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    35. Re:Standby Periods by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Worse yet.

      When I heard "Welcome to Rivendale", I immediately expected the sentence to be finished with this: "Mr. Anderson". Ouch, I can't see Hugo Weaving as anything but agent Smith now. Even though I still remember Priscilla Queen of the Desert and it creates a serious of conflicts in my head

    36. Re:Standby Periods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Baggins. As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Baggins. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Frodo Baggins, a wealthy and respected Hobbit of the Shire. In the other life, you go by the alias "Underhill" and travel throughout Eriador, causing trouble with Black Riders and frightening innocent villagers with this magical ring you possess. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I am going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Baggins. You are here because we need your help. We know that you have been contacted by a certain individual, a man who calls himself Strider. Now whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant. He is considered by Gondorian authorities to be the most dangerous man in Middle-Earth. My fellow White Council members believe that I am wasting my time with you, but I believe that you wish to do the right thing.

    37. Re:Standby Periods by mbius · · Score: 1

      So I normally treat non-productive time as time-out or standby periods for employees, they're getting paid to provide continuous service availability throughout the day.

      Dude, if I ever need anything marketed, I am calling you.

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    38. Re:Standby Periods by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      Actually, the original poster might be correct in his usage of "they're," as in

      "I don't think I would consider they are numbers worth anything"

      As in

      "These numbers -- I wouldn't think that they are worth anything."

      (I realize that the sentence I made up might not be gramatically correct, but it is written so as to provide an example and explanation of my reasoning. ;)

    39. Re:Standby Periods by plumby · · Score: 1
      Nowadays companies expect employees to be available from 7.30am to 6.30pm,

      Really? And people actually do it? I don't think I've worked longer than 40 hrs/week (usually I stick with my contracted 37.5) in the past 5 years, except around something like go-live weekends, and that's pretty much the way everyone works around our office.

      The only time I've ever worked significantly over my contracted hours was when I used to get well paid overtime.

    40. Re:Standby Periods by notbob · · Score: 0

      We should be spending more time on having lives then working!

      7:30am - 6:30pm is insane, assuming you go for the required 8 hours sleep per night lets do some math:
      24 hours in a day
      -8 hours sleep
      -1 hour travel time for work
      -11 hour work day
      --------
      4 hours left for personal life / eat / clean

      I'm sorry but I don't think only 16% of my life should be mine.

      F' the company, give me a life that I can enjoy.

    41. Re:Standby Periods by DJNW · · Score: 1

      Go listen to some Machinae Supremacy. The track "hybrid" begins with the two samples you mentioned juxtaposed.

    42. Re:Standby Periods by Deideldorfer · · Score: 0

      Denny, is that you?
      I didn't know you could even use the Internet!

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    43. Re:Standby Periods by rwven · · Score: 1

      yes, some do exist... I think as a general rule though, the managers do about as much, or less, work than the employees under them... I think my boss is great, but he does spend a large portion of his day taking personal calls and working on personal projects for his tax business... I think the kicker is that he respects the workers, treats them like they're human and doesn't pretend to know more than the people with the technical knowledge/training to do the "hard" jobs...

    44. Re:Standby Periods by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      This is why I seldom complain about the atrocious spelling and
      grammar on /., because I make a lot of typos. On the other hand, it's clear that much of the horrible spelling and grammar aren't from typographic errors, but are caused by the fact that many people can't spell or write.

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    45. Re:Standby Periods by rah1420 · · Score: 1

      how many people on Slashdot never get the joke. /me raises hand

      Seriously, that one just whizzed by at about 9 feet. :)

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  2. Ha! by building_970 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find this story deeply ironic. Only two hours until I can leave this place...

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    1. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have the internet at school?

    2. Re:Ha! by building_970 · · Score: 1, Informative

      I believe the article was about time wasted... at work.

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    3. Re:Ha! by Aeron65432 · · Score: 1
      Hi building 970, aka John Smith.

      This is your boss. This is even more ironic than you thought, because, all us at management are watching this story.


      You're fired.

      Regards, The management

    4. Re:Ha! by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

      "This is your boss. This is even more ironic than you thought, because, all us at management are watching this story."

      Management discussing other people wasting time.

      Now that's REAL irony.

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    5. Re:Ha! by geeber · · Score: 1

      I find this story deeply ironic. Only two hours until I can leave this place...

      In that case, you should spend some of your waste time at work looking up the definition of irony.

    6. Re:Ha! by building_970 · · Score: 1

      Did you not even look at #2 in the definition?

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    7. Re:Ha! by geeber · · Score: 1

      Did you not even look at #2 in the definition?

      irony

      2 a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).

      2b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity


      Please explain to me how a an article about wasting time at work, posted on Slashdot, is incongruous.

      For your benefit:

      incongruous:
      1 Lacking in harmony; incompatible: a joke that was incongruous with polite conversation.
      2 Not in agreement, as with principles; inconsistent: a plan incongruous with reason.
      3 Not in keeping with what is correct, proper, or logical; inappropriate: incongruous behavior

    8. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After reading the headline I got this tune in my head: "it's like rain on your wedding day" before the word "ironic" even popped into my head.

      Posting anonymous for obvious reasons :-)

    9. Re:Ha! by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You missed out #3.

      3. Like goldy and bronzey, only made of iron.

  3. You'll never catch me... by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasting time on the Internet at work...what...like reading Slashdot? The powers that be will never catch me doing such a thing...

    Oh shit, here comes the boss....

    +++ATH
    NO CARRIER

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    1. Re:You'll never catch me... by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      1. Slashdot
      2. Fark
      3. Pr0n
      4. Assorted stupid blogs

      I love my job.

      I also love being the network admin at my job.

    2. Re:You'll never catch me... by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      +++ATH
      NO CARRIER


      You unplug your internet connection when your boss shows up?

    3. Re:You'll never catch me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's using a modem to do his office work, I think there's something worse than the internet to blame for wasted time on the job.

    4. Re:You'll never catch me... by sinserve · · Score: 1

      For me it's comp.* and lambda the utlimate

    5. Re:You'll never catch me... by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it's an old /. joke....There's a description somewhere around here.....ah Wikipedia.

      I was just trying to make a funny post anyway. I don't really care what my boss catches me reading... he can't do my job.

      How does the old saying go...
      Those who can, do.
      Those who can't, manage.

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    6. Re:You'll never catch me... by SnowDog74 · · Score: 1

      In addition to being a tyrant, his boss is a cheap-ass who won't spring for DSL.

  4. I don't need a study to prove this... by 808paulson · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I need to do is just walk around the office.

    1. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by Valiss · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, and d00d, stop coming by my cube every 5 minutes. Some of us are trying to read Slas^H^H^H do serious work and your making me nervous whenever you walk by!

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    2. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by hobbesx · · Score: 1

      You have to walk? I just have to pull one plug, and wait for the phone to ring...

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    3. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it's the phone you unplug?

    4. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unplugging the phone, and the feed to the 'net and see what happend, ohh yeah lock the doors too

    5. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      That's better than those hired to walk around the parking lot all day. At least you are in the office.

    6. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      number 37 on the list at .08% was "Time waisted walking around the office see what others are waisting time on."

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    7. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I "waist" a lot of the time. Mostly by eating donuts.

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    8. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by Savatte · · Score: 1

      Will you stop typing so loudly!? Some of us are trying to sleep!

    9. Re:I don't need a study to prove this... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Yeh, and I felt bad spending 10 minutes a day reading the latest headlines related to my industry... then I saw people playing video games (FPSs ... seriously), playing solitaire, and talking on the phone with their friends 3 or 4 hours a day or doing personal business on the phone.

  5. Time waster by Reducer2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And here I am, still at work, posting on Slashdot....

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    1. Re:Time waster by gralem · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the most ironic story ever. "Waste of time" posted on slashdot. If I could have every minute of my life back that I've wasted on ./, I would be 10 again!

  6. What a nice report by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just who is the target audience for this? Whip-wielding managers who flay anyone not fast enough on Alt-Tab?

    --
    Where's the Kaboom?
    There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom.
    1. Re:What a nice report by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      Another good reason to do all your work from the command line. Hard to tell from a distance if you're watching pr0n...

      --
      Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
    2. Re:What a nice report by Radres · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, yeah, baby! Look at that body!

      (.)(.)
      ).(
      ( | )

      Seriously dude, even command-line apps will spawn windows or change the video mode in order to display graphics.

    3. Re:What a nice report by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

      Alt-Tab? That's highly unreliable. What if you accidentally flip to your other Slashdot window?

      I much prefer either the multiple-desktops ctrl-alt-leftarrow approach or the (even better) KVM double-scroll lock approach.

    4. Re:What a nice report by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously, I expected a Funny mod for my comment. It wasn't meant seriously, but the moderation shows that there are a lot of people spending time at work that they resent - and goofing off as a form of protest.

      Sure, it's never been that mythical 1950's world where the white-collar workers left for work at 8:30am and got home before 6:00pm, but we were all brought up believing that. All these companies spent lots of money advertising that living in their future would be hassle free and labour limited... Is it any surprise people don't expect to have to work hard?

      --
      Where's the Kaboom?
      There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom.
    5. Re:What a nice report by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      This is why tabbed browsing is so popular. Duh.

    6. Re:What a nice report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget Alt+tab
      Here's some good ones (assuming you're on Windoze boxen)

      1) Window + D - go to the desktop
      2) Window + E - go to file (Windows) explorer
      3) Window + F - open the find file menu
      4) Window + R - open the run menu

      Last but not least, the seemingly, but not quite, useless combo:
      alt+dfaort - filter unique in Excel

    7. Re:What a nice report by vikramrn · · Score: 1

      Use the TaskSwitch Windows Powertoy. It shows a small preview of the window being Alt+Tab'd to so that you don't accidentally flip to your other slashdot window. Or something else.

    8. Re:What a nice report by Cili · · Score: 1

      Anybody remember Ghostzilla?
      Man, That was the ultimate porn-watching browser...

  7. Survey idea by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Funny

    How much time do you waste at work reading Slashdot?

    * 1hr/week
    * 1hr/day
    * 2hrs/day
    * 3hrs/day
    * I don't read slashdot you insensitive clod (then what are you doing selecting this one)
    * CowboyNeal

    --

    LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    1. Re:Survey idea by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      So the choices are wasting x hours/week reading Slashdot, or wasting CowboyNeal reading Slashdot?

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:Survey idea by ThePlague · · Score: 0
      Hmmm, that gives me an idea.

      Total Man-Years Slashdot has Stolen from American Business

      Assume 100k people spend 0.5 hours/day reading slashdot at work. This is a very conservative estimate, considering the uids are up to nearly a million, and a half an hour seems low by usage patterns I've seen. So, even assuming these low ball numbers, that's 50k man-hours per workday, or roughly 25 man-years of productivity per workday. Slashdot has been around for 7 years, so that would be 45,500 man-years of productivity lost. If we assume the average pay of a slashdot reader is $20/hour (again, probably low, but it's hard to say as it's a very wide spectrum), slashdot has caused 1.8 BILLION dollars of lost productivity since its inception.

      I don't know about you, but I couldn't be prouder.

    3. Re:Survey idea by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At what point will the economic damage caused by Slashdot exceed Google's market capitalization?

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    4. Re:Survey idea by Danger+Stevens · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP.

      Why does this comment sound like it's own /. post? heh...

      --
      World Changing - News for Humans, Stuff about our planet
    5. Re:Survey idea by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Missing option:

      I don't work with a computer, you insensitive clod!

      This poll is fat-bastard-computer-programmer-centric.

  8. Ha! Not me. by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1

    I would never ... aw, dammit.

    Cheers,
    IT

    --

    Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

  9. Ironic by moonpxi · · Score: 1

    This is ironic in so many levels...

    --
    "Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." E. W. Dijkstra
    1. Re:Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you think?
      A. Morrisat(sp?)

  10. Huh by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

    1) the INSURANCE INDUSTRY so... that's why insurance is to expensive! 2) the end of the article reminds of google's 20% thing. 3) no duh, the time has increased.

  11. Wasted time filling out surveys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the study measure how much time was wasted filling out useless surveys?

  12. Nooooo! by horsie · · Score: 1

    Ya think?

  13. so ... by jsuarezcasana · · Score: 1

    i'am loving it!

    well, now, all back to work

    --
    [JL] IH8U
    1. Re:so ... by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

      i'am loving it!

      You work at Mcdonalds? I knew those WAPs were being used for something :)

  14. Initech by iamzack · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

    1. Re:Initech by Valiss · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, I get the reference. BUT....

      The beauty of that is if you do 30 minutes of work a week, you can tell your boss that you've DOUBLED the productivity!

      --

      -Valiss
    2. Re:Initech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not me, honest.

    3. Re:Initech by numbware · · Score: 1

      "This guy's got upper-management written all over him!"

      --
      I'm going to go create my own technology news site, with blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the news site.
    4. Re:Initech by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

      Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

    5. Re:Initech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not work 16 minutes the second week, and then 20 minuntes the third week. Then you could tell your boss you had a 400% productivity growth.

  15. Ebay! by Chooche · · Score: 1

    I take this job bc it allows me to ebay sniping all day.

  16. A Better Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A better poll would be

    How much time do you waste at work looking at Breasts?

    * 1hr/week
    * 1hr/day
    * 2hrs/day
    * 3hrs/day
    * I'm gay you insensitive clod (4hrs/day)
    * CowboyNeal

    1. Re:A Better Survey by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1

      Technically men still have breasts. :)

      --
      I was quoted out of context in my autobiography...
  17. hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Stop reading this headline and get back to work"

    Hey!! No fair!

  18. And as I read this... by vDiver · · Score: 1

    I thought HEY! I'm getting paid to read this!

    1. Re:And as I read this... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Hey Jeff, can you come to my office, I have a pink piece of paper for you.

      Signed: Robert, your Boss

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:And as I read this... by climbon321 · · Score: 1

      It's great to think of it that way. At this job I've gotten paid to... Surf the internet Talk with coworkers Watch TV Sleep Go to 7-11 Go shopping Play Darts Rollerblade in the parking lot Duck out back to play basketball Listen to music Play video games and I remember something about acctual work....

  19. I have no choice in the matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just started a teaching gig at the local college, and my entire class for the day is off sick.

    For some reason I get to stay for the entire day though. Boo! With a projector and some flash games! Yay!

    1. Re:I have no choice in the matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame on you. Your a terrible teacher. I had a professor that would stand up in an empty room and give his lecture.

  20. I'm amazed.. by filmchild · · Score: 0

    at the utter irony of /. posting an article about wasting time at work. The paradoxicalness is hurting my head. I need to sit down...

  21. Won't change anything... by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

    "In some cases this extra wasted time might be considered 'creative waste'--time that may well have a positive impact on the company's culture, work environment, and even business results"

    Yeah, try telling that to my boss. No study will ever reduce the importance of ALT-TAB.

    ...I'm really not wasting time. I'm waiting for my copper PCB to finish etching... really.

    --
    >> Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
  22. I wanted to participate in that by chowdmouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    but I was too busy playing Internet Scrabble.

  23. What a waste of study by soma_0806 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Come on, in this day and age a "scientific" study cannot possibly think it's going to say anything meaningful about wasting time at work if it considers "the internet" as one thing. Clearly, it needs to be subcategorized into meaningful elements. Maybe something like webmailers, on-line magazines, interactive discussion groups, etc. That way the researchers could seperate the waste from the worthy.

    I mean, to study people wasting time on the internet is tantamount to studying people wasting time on computers.

    AC
  24. Butt location. by Jaywalk · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The internet also allows multitasking "wasted" and "productive" time because it's the only activity that keeps your butt firmly lodged in it's seat. I can check news or stock reports while waiting for that email to come back or for a compile to complete. If I actually got up and did something else, I wouldn't know when those things actually finished.

    Would it save my employer anything for me to be staring at the blank screen instead?

    --
    ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
    1. Re:Butt location. by gmletzkojr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sadly, some employers do prefer that you stare at a blank screen. The company I work for (when I was in the home office) would not allow people to read a magazine or a book when compiling - even if it is a programming magazine/book.

      "Dr. Dobbs? I don't think so - you're not in the medical profession anyway!"

      BTW, that company is not the same as the one listed in my URL.

      --
      I for one welcome our new [insert main topic] overlords.
    2. Re:Butt location. by patonw · · Score: 1

      Would it save my employer anything for me to be staring at the blank screen instead?

      bandwidth

    3. Re:Butt location. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually do less multitasking now than I used to. My company (nameless - like me) installed this wonderful software that bills my time to our customers, but can only track one thing at a time -- so if I work on more than one thing at a time some of my time is going unbilled. So its actually more profitable for my company if I do stare at the blank screen. Whee.

    4. Re:Butt location. by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I actually prefer to get up and walk around, go outside (no windows in my building, and it feels like no AC), stretch my legs, etc. I probably spend 5 minutes out of every hour walking around to get water, food, go to the bathroom, or get some fresh air.

    5. Re:Butt location. by CortoMaltese · · Score: 1
      I can check news or stock reports while waiting for that email to come back or for a compile to complete.

      You mean like this:

      "This /. article is reeeally interesting... oh, damn, the compile finished... hmm..."

      % make clean build

      "Let's see, where was I..."

  25. I'm sick and need help by lheal · · Score: 2, Funny

    with my slashdot addiction.

    Please, someone make me stop. It's taking up all my time. I've started writing songs about it, so when I lose my job and am out on the street I'll have something to sing while I panhandle.

    This is a lot harder to kick than nicotene, crack, heroin, alcohol, meth, overeating, bulemia, and necrophilia were.

    --
    Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
    1. Re:I'm sick and need help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You fool! Don't kick necrophilia!

      They fall to bits!

    2. Re:I'm sick and need help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      best joke evar!

      Cheers

  26. I can't tell the difference by part_of_you · · Score: 0
    between work, and goofing off. I work for a company that writes software. I am in the hardware dept.

    ...just imagine the possibilities.

  27. The reason Zonk is a good Slashdot employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He doesn't waste any time reading Slashdot.

  28. wow! by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 1

    Wow, people use the internet to waste time at work? Tell me something I don't know. This is as obvious as "the number one item ingested by humans is drink, followed closely by food."

    Does the article mention what the internet is being used for? Does the article link to the report?

    1. Re:wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the article link to the report?

      HA! :)

  29. What about private time spent working? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's 10.30pm where I am, I'm still working, I spent the last weekend working and I'll be working most nights this week, too. It seems few studies---and I admit to not reading TFA---also consider how much time workers spend working when they should not be.

    But maybe this is that one time when I should have read the article.

    1. Re:What about private time spent working? by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Amen!

      I work to accomplish things, not to get paid. Now, that I get paid is a derivative of supply and demand.

      When I see something that needs doing, and I can do it, of facilitate it, I get right on it. If not, then I 'goof off' and enjoy my life.

      The 40 hours per week pay is management's best approximation of that phenomenon. They figure you're going to do enough "work" in that 40 hours to make the paycheck worthwhile. That they keep paying you means you're meeting that expectation.

      I would rather have 1 guy spend 1 day per week making flawless software than have 10 guys typing 5 days straight to make something that will repeatedly crash the testing servers.

      The point is to get the code working in production, and not anything else. If that means slashdotting for 8 hours straight on Wednesday, so be it.

      Besides, allowing slashdot/etc at work allows you to retain great geeks.

      I'm working on my boss to get us to convert one of the conference room into a gaming room.. Wish me luck.

      --

      "Piter, too, is dead."

    2. Re:What about private time spent working? by Kineel · · Score: 1

      I had a VP who measured people by how early they came into the office, and how late they were still working. He commented to me about that and I said "Or it could just be they are too disorganized to get the work done in an eight hour day."

      A few months later he comes up to me and (I swear) tells me he has decided I was right. So he started a set of programs to get people to balance work/life. He encouraged people to take vacations, take weekends off, and get out of the office by 6PM.

      Within a year overall productivity had increased, and morale was noticably better.

      Annectdotal? You be the judge.

      --
      -- Should there be smoke coming out of my CPU?
    3. Re:What about private time spent working? by COredneck · · Score: 1

      One place I worked at, we had a smoking room that had a window into the parking lot. Everyday, the Executive VP of Finance would go in there at 4:25 in the afternoon. She kept tabs on those who dared to leave before 5 pm since our office was a 8 to 5 organization. She was old school in terms of pecking order. If you were not an executive, you were looked down on. She was very cheap as well. We had to dress in nice clothes everyday including Friday and if we traveled on Business even if it was on a Saturday or Sunday, you had to dress up as well. She came from one of the big accounting firms.

      I got to work about 7am but I worked my butt off in that company and I left work at 4:30 pm. I got to work early and left earlier because I did not want to fight the traffic. This was in the early 1990's when flex time for most companies was an exotic concept. Traffic patterns have changed since flex time has become common.

      I had a VP who measured into the office, and how late they were still working. He commented to me about that and I said "Or it could just be they are too disorganized to get the work done in an eight hour day."

      A few months later he comes up to me and (I swear) tells me he has decided I was right. So he started a set of programs to get people to balance work/life. He encouraged people to take vacations, take weekends off, and get out of the office by 6PM.

  30. Without the internet and sites like /. by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd possibly do more in a given day, but I'd also be much less informed. Quite a few purchase decisions, new technology concepts, and water-cooler-conferences are based around news/ideas I pick up on the net...

    And to go a bit further, without forums, reference sites, online howto's, and last-but-not-least the almighty google I'd would be nearly as efficient as I am at work... having a server bork with mysterious driver issues is quite often solved with part inuition/experience and part googling the error messages...

    1. Re:Without the internet and sites like /. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      For those in a technical area, I totally agree. There's a BIG difference between using the Internet to learn of the latest I.T. trends and products/services, and trading jokes around in email.

      What scares me most about these types of studies is middle management will grab ahold of them, using them as justification for cracking down on ALL internet usage - without considering the consequences.

      Already, we've seen the law offices and accounting firms that slap legal "disclaimers" on the end of every outgoing email - sometimes as long as a full paragraph. Has anyone ever known a case where that excess text on the end really helped a firm in a court of law?? Unless I'm sadly uninformed here, I think most of that 'boilerplate" does little but waste more corporate bandwidth.

      There's no way I could have done my job as efficiently without unrestricted access to the net. I even had a couple times where I needed some rather obscure help with Linux issues and I had to turn to IRC chat rooms to get an answer. My workplace had already tried blocking all the IRC chat ports at the firewall, under the idea that "chat is absolutely not work-related", so I had to make special effort to get around that. Just doesn't make sense.

      Employees wasting time at work is NOT really a problem caused by the Internet. It's a people problem, that needs to be dealt with by people's managers, on a case-by-case basis. If you just block their net access, the ones intent on screwing around will just walk the hallways, hang out at the water cooler, slip outside for more breaks, read books or magazines, make personal phone calls, or any number of other things.

  31. i have my routine set for when i come to work... by tont0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    sit down and sign in ASAP read email
    read slashdot
    read news
    rews world of warcraft forums
    talk to co workers
    check slashdot for new articles
    attempt to hope i can come up with a witty response to an article...
    then.. do work?
    ps
    someone came up to me while i was typing this (im at work now) and read it. wonder what they thought of it. hehe.

  32. Big week for Missouri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yesterday its mentioned as a cheap location to film along with Roumania and Bulgaria, now it has the laziest workers in the country. How will you surprise us tomorrow o great state of scenic vistas an slacker employees.

    1. Re:Big week for Missouri by jdp816 · · Score: 0

      It must be because those of us here in the Mighty MO are busy surfing the career sites for those lucrative underground filmmakers! Ya know, I've personally worked for Terror Productions, who also runs one of the biggest and most popular Haunted Houses int he city, and thee country. MO actually has a large industry in the Haunted House market. It's too bad I couldn't surf on anything better thana cell phone while waiting for the next group to make it to my room for a scare. JDP (7+ year veteran "scare" actor, top of the rank in employee responsibility while working, ie. freedom to roam the building during hours instead of a specific room only, give breaks and stand-ins, "go-fer" for upper management, etc.)

  33. Increased Leisure Time by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember as a child being promised in TV programs about the future a shorter working week, increased leisure time, and robots and computers doing more of the work.

    Instead I'm expected to be available 12 hours out of 24 instead of 8. So, when the machine is doing the job for me, or I need to take a break from a problem and come back fresh, why the hell shouldn't I goof off on the Internet. My parents' generation did it with newspapers - even if they had to lock themselves in the toilet to do so.

    --
    Where's the Kaboom?
    There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom.
    1. Re:Increased Leisure Time by Jardine · · Score: 1

      My parents' generation did it with newspapers - even if they had to lock themselves in the toilet to do so.

      Get a wifi enabled Palm or PocketPC and lock yourself in the toilet with it. The best of both worlds!

  34. Three quarters of a TRILLION dollars? by ARRRLovin · · Score: 1

    I find this very hard to believe, as I contribute to my 2.09 hours of alloted goof off time according to this study.

    --
    -Randy
    1. Re:Three quarters of a TRILLION dollars? by Tesen · · Score: 1

      I find this very hard to believe, as I contribute to my 2.09 hours of alloted goof off time according to this study.

      Gotta wonder how much of that is overpaid board members and senior level managers that love to run office to office (i.e. to other managers offices) trying to seem witty.

      Tes

    2. Re:Three quarters of a TRILLION dollars? by N3Bruce · · Score: 1

      Oh, they were trumpeting the sum of $750,000,000,000 as the loss to our economy from wasting time at the watercooler or surfing /. at work. I spend much of my time in a standby mode as an onsite service tech, and the customer couldn't be happier when I am curled up to a good game of Tetris while the equipment I maintain is running smoothly, pumping out the work. It is when I am running around frantically from one machine to another or looking for parts, or working late into the evening struggling with a down machine. that has worked backing up that I am wasting the customer's time and dragging down production. As I work smarter, the boss gives me more to do, but much of my value to the customer lies in my ability to get things running again quickly. I do have some metrics to meet, such as performing required maintenance of the equipment and maintaining a proper inventory of parts and tools. If I spread myself too thin, maintenance gets skipped, the equipment starts to degrade and break down, and I end up spending more time running around than actually keeping things running. More importantly to our customers, the downtime costs them real money, rather than a perceived overpaying for service.

      This is true in many environments: The loss of a critical machine costs more than keeping the extra service people around to respond quickly to problems. This is true in remittance processing, bakeries, automobile factories, and of course important computer networks. When the machine or system is down, often dozens of people are forced to remain idle until it is fixed.

  35. I waste my time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Installing different flavors of linux on old laptops and PCs :)

    ...


    and posting on slashdot :(

  36. Um, am I the only one... by ISaidItOmega · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... that feels like this study is stupid? From TFA:

    Through a Web survey involving more than 10,000 employees, the report found that personal Internet surfing ranked as the top method of cooling one's heels at work.

    Gee, most people on a web survey spend their personal time on the Internet. Thats like going to to a Red Sox game and surveying people on what their favorite sport is! I'll post again in a few, but for right now, I'm going to go to a strip club and survey people on womens' rights.

    1. Re:Um, am I the only one... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Strip clubs exploit men, not women. Your point is still valid, though.

    2. Re:Um, am I the only one... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Strip clubs exploit men and women. Men also exploit strip clubs and so do women. That's the nature of a capitalist economy: it's not a zero sum game.

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    3. Re:Um, am I the only one... by geeflow · · Score: 0

      Glad you don't hate conservatives. You are oblivion on their list.

  37. Work is a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep thinking, dammit, that if I didn't spend so much time working, I might be able to do something productive.

  38. Check out these interesting stats by Zapraki · · Score: 1
    Average hours wasted per person, per day, were highest in the insurance industry, at 2.5 hours per day. The public sector (excluding education) was second at 2.4 hours per day, followed by research & development at 2.3 hours a day. The "Software & Internet" industry ranked fifth, at 2.2 hours a day.
    Conclusion: The so-called "Software & Internet" industry is full of /.ers, and clearly /. is *not* a "waste" of time, therefore time spent on /. cannot be considered "wasted". Either that, or we're just better at hiding it. Or our bosses don't care (as much) because they do it too...

    Ok, time to go back to work and program something...

  39. Slashdot is NOT a waste of time. by team99parody · · Score: 1
    The article did mention that not all waste is pure waste, as they could spark new ideas,

    I suspect half the trolls are going to make jokes about slashdot being a waste of time.

    I wish my previous CFO would spend more time on slashdot, and perhaps we'd have done far fewer stupid things like maintaining an unmaintainable mess of microsoft components and forcing them on our customers.

    Slashdot, beyond the way the trolls word things, is a great place to find best-practices for the IT world.

    1. Re:Slashdot is NOT a waste of time. by uhlume · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot, beyond the way the trolls word things, is a great place to find best-practices for the IT world.

      Thank you, that's the funniest thing I've read all day.

      --
      SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM
    2. Re:Slashdot is NOT a waste of time. by dublin · · Score: 1

      I wish my previous CFO would spend more time on slashdot, and perhaps we'd have done far fewer stupid things like maintaining an unmaintainable mess of microsoft components and forcing them on our customers.

      Slashdot, beyond the way the trolls word things, is a great place to find best-practices for the IT world.


      Oh, really? I've just "wasted" the entire first half of today searching the net in the vain hope that by 2005, the open source community has finally figured out how to build a calendar server that works cross-platform, has a secure web interface, and can sync with a Palm (and Palm became the defacto PDA standard a *decade* ago.) It's *still* not possible. Sunbird/Mozilla Calendar can't sync, and really isn't a server, but a webDAV hack to fake it. The various open "groupware" products are hopelessly lame, mostly abandonware, and generally incapable of interoperating with the windows world, even if they actually had enough functionality to be useful.

      I hate Exchange, but there is NO open source alternative that can meet the needs of my new company. (And you know what? Now that it's mine, I have *very* little allegiance to open source - If MS has a solution (even a bad and expensive one like Exchange) that can get my team the tools they need, then they'll get the nod (and the money.)

      So today, your argument falls flat. Way flat. (And no, I'm not trolling, check my history - I against the GPL, but have been a huge proponent of open source for 20 years. Open source just can't deliver on much beyond the limited things programmers care about...

      --
      "The future's good and the present is nothing to sneeze at." - Roblimo's last ./ post
    3. Re:Slashdot is NOT a waste of time. by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      Slashdot is NOT a [complete] waste of time...Slashdot... is a great place to find best-practices for the IT world.
      Too bad you can't edit your post to include that 'complete' modifier, because there is plenty of time which is wasted on slashdot, even by well minded employees. Personally, I think of it as more of a distraction, which can be valuable.

      However, I do take 'offense' that the term "best-practices", perhaps I think it would be fairer to call them 'perfered practices', or the more honest 'my stupid way'. Calling them 'best' gives the impression that some sort of 'fair competition' was arranged, with all ideas presented and evaluated. Most often it's just a new buzz word, which is most often code for 'my ideas are better than anyone's ideas'.

      Perhaps it could be said that I think that it is a 'best-practice' to not use the term 'best-practice', in particular when a fair evaluation and comment period doesn't happen.

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      The grass is only greener, if you don't take care of your own lawn.
  40. Do we need... by dextroz · · Score: 1
    ...another stupid survey like this?

    With Management decision-making paranoia/intelligence falling rock-bottom in most companies, I am sure we can do without these asinine pseudo-productivity reports...

    --
    Where's my free iPod!? Until then, I'll settle for a kiss...
  41. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to tell you, but you wasted your time.

  42. I hate wasting time by aaronmcdaid · · Score: 1

    I hate wasting time,

    Wasting valuable surfing time by doing work, that is.

  43. Good morning Mr Anderson, this is Smith by ArielMT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe start cold-calling: "Good morning Mr Anderson, this is Smith from Surely Insurance, we're wondering if you have a car accident today?"

    It's an Agent! And the worst kind, an insurance Agent! They cut the hardline and replaced it with cold calls! We gotta find another exit, fast!

    --
    It must be Windows. It needs half a gig of RAM and a hardware-accelerated graphics card just to run Solitaire.
  44. everyone will make the lame slashdot reference by Kookus · · Score: 1

    You might consider reading through slashdot as a waste of time, but every so often you learn something that helps your work life. As with any type of news service, the more we learn about what's going on around us the more we can use that information in useful ways. Granted you might waste more time then you gain in productivity, you still atleast walk away from the ordeal knowing a little bit more. The problem with slashdot is the amount of garbage that gets posted, you just have to learn how to sift through that and get the information you need.

  45. "wasted" by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

    i don't think a lot of time is wasted. most jobs are requiring more and more availibility. this doesn't mean you are working the entire time, but are there for what needs to be done. employees who are professional will drop the "goofing off" and do what needs to be done when it needs to be done. the type that want to waste time instead of working did so before the internet, and will find other ways if the internet isn't an option anymore. it's like asking "how much time does the water cooler waste?" flex time and broadband are making things even more flexible. it lets you do the work that needs to be done, while not wasting time commuting, cutting down office space, etc. of course this only works with employees who won't take advatage of it. they still have to wake up for business hours. if you are hiring ppl u don't trust to take the work seriously and have to micromanage, you aren't doing your job right.

    1. Re:"wasted" by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      i don't think a lot of time is wasted. most jobs are requiring more and more availibility. this doesn't mean you are working the entire time, but are there for what needs to be done. employees who are professional will drop the "goofing off" and do what needs to be done when it needs to be done.

      That would be me. I goof off, I've probably spent half the day today on various web sites, but my boss knows he can count on me when he needs me. I've worked hard to earn that trust and I'm going to enjoy it.

  46. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn't look like you succeeded in logging in first, though!

  47. Creative Waste by killermookie · · Score: 1
    In some cases this extra wasted time might be considered 'creative waste'...

    Look! I'm creating waste with Nethack!

  48. Welcome to Firefox/Opera tabs by grungebox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just open up about 10 important sites on different tabs (in my case, PDF's of different Phys Rev or Nano Letters papers), open whatever you're surfing on the 11th tab, say arstechnica^H^H^Hslashdot. Boss comes by, just flick your mouse to the tab bar and quickly scroll the mouse wheel some. You have a 10/11 chance of landing on a work-related site. It's like playing Russian Roulette, sort of, except in the US. OTOH, in Soviet Russia, Russian Roulette plays...never mind.

    1. Re:Welcome to Firefox/Opera tabs by TripleE78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have an added trick to that one. I use Firefox for surfing and IE for work related stuff. I dislike IE, but I already have to use it for many work related things, as I have to use a bunch of ActiveX based tools.

      So, the effect is that when anyone of importance comes by, I pick an IE window, any window, and I'm set. If I need to hide the evidence, I close Firefox entirely, and lose all the unrelated stuff at once.

      It's worked so far.

      ~EEE~

    2. Re:Welcome to Firefox/Opera tabs by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      You can switch Opera tabs using the '1' and '2' keys. Just keep your fingers on those keys all the time.

  49. refresh by dwight0 · · Score: 1

    refresh it yo!

    1. Re:refresh by SenFo · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is an effective way to stay on top of the world.

  50. the internet and solitaire. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some years back in my small business I put a PC on the desk of my receptionist, around 1996 I think.
    She was *supposed* to use it to do my accounting..
    I didn't put it on the Internet, though she begged for it, because I wasn't about to add another phoneline for something I didn't consider important.

    Rather than doing my accounting, she spent 98% of her time playing solitaire.. Nothing pissed me off worse than to walk in and see her clicking away at that frigging retarded game while on the clock.
    I was paying her to play games and have a good time.
    So I went in after closing and deleted the damn games.
    She whined and cried about it, I told her the computer crashed and they were "eaten up"..
    She managed to click around and find some other BS game to play, which I also deleted.
    Again, more whining.
    I then told her she was paid to work, not play games.
    She said she could do her job in 45 minutes and that the rest of the day there was nothing else to do.
    I would have fired her if I hadn't needed her to answer the phones and dispatch jobs. That and she was my cousins wife.. (don't hire relatives.....)
    She told me if I didn't put the games back on she would quit.

    Finally, cell phone service came to our area, (yes, we were very backwards here) and I fired her, took the computer home, cut 4 of my land lines and forwarded them all to my cell phone.

    I know this won't work for most people, it's just my experience with employees wasting MY time and MY money...

    1. Re:the internet and solitaire. by _RidG_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's absolutely ridiculous, provided that it was indeed the case that her work only took up 45 minutes of the day. Could you reasonably expect a sane person to sit at his / her desk five days a week, 8 hours every day, and do absolutely nothing for 7 hours and 15 minutes at a time?

      I don't quite understand this logic. You are paying her to do her job, i.e. answer phones and do accounting. As long as that condition is satisfied, let her be. Your employees are people too, though by the hostile tone displayed throughout your post, it seems that there is certainly some bad blood there.

      --


      "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - G.B. Shaw
    2. Re:the internet and solitaire. by HeinJan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      She said she could do her job in 45 minutes and that the rest of the day there was nothing else to do.

      Finally, cell phone service came to our area, (yes, we were very backwards here) and I fired her, took the computer home, cut 4 of my land lines and forwarded them all to my cell phone.

      So basically the job could be done in 45 minutes... Why did you ever hire someone you didn't need?

    3. Re:the internet and solitaire. by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the real reason you kept her around all day (as opposed to having her come in, do the work, and clock out) is so she could answer phones, why's it her fault that she didn't have other tasks to do after the 45 minutes of accounting work?

      The way you make it sound is that she literally had no other tasks to perform (if this isn't hte case *please* correct me as it changes your story completely) --so what would you have had her do? start shampooing the carpet or something like that?

      --
      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    4. Re:the internet and solitaire. by utahman44 · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me .. Im an asshole. Come on Im an asshole. Now don't you feel better.

    5. Re:the internet and solitaire. by twifosp · · Score: 1
      That sounds like bad management to me.

      If any of my people complained that they could do their work in 45 minutes, I'd find them at least 6 more hours of duties to do. You know, given that we expect them to waste at least one and all.

      If I couldn't find them more work to do, I'd probably reconsider why I had them staffed in the first place. If ultimately it was determined that they are neccesary as an on call basis, I'd let them do whatever the want as long as they completed the obligations *I* gave them. You can't expect anything more from your employees.

    6. Re:the internet and solitaire. by Achoi77 · · Score: 1
      So basically the job could be done in 45 minutes... Why did you ever hire someone you didn't need?

      It's because GP didn't want to do 45 minutes worth of work, duh. :-)

    7. Re:the internet and solitaire. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I was paying her to play games and have a good time.
      Sorry, what was the issue again? :-)

      </smartass>

    8. Re:the internet and solitaire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two ways of looking at why you're paying someone:

      1. You're paying them to be busy. You continuously have new tasks (or a queue of tasks) and you need people to work through them. You think that working on such tasks is worth $N/hr, and any time the person spends not working while being paid means you're not getting your money's worth. Or...

      2. You need X accomplished, and you're willing to pay $Y dollars per year to get it done.

      There are any number of jobs (including being a receptionist and the one I currently hold) that are better defined in category 2. I don't have anything to accomplish most days, because I accomplish my X very well and am able to solve any issues that develop in a short period of time. Does that mean I should be fired? No. It means my boss is willing to pay my annual salary to have certain systems up and running and to have someone onsite 40 hours per week just in case something goes wrong. He looks the other way as I sit around for several hours a day killing time. I try not to make it too in-your-face for the people around me by playing games or sitting there with a book.

      As you found out, it wasn't worth it to you to pay $Y for receptionist services because you aren't that busy. But that wasn't her fault. You just had utterly unrealistic expectations. I feel incredibly sorry for anyone else who works for you.

    9. Re:the internet and solitaire. by JChung2006 · · Score: 1

      You hired a person to do an answering machine's job. It's your fault, Mr. Pointy Haired Boss, not hers. Her fault was not quitting and finding a better job.

    10. Re:the internet and solitaire. by drsquare · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You're assuming it only takes 45 minutes. In which case, the job is probably unnecessary. Which it was, which is why she was fired. He was write in having the attitude he had. You don't pay people to play solitaire. If she's there to do the accounting, she should be doing the accounting, not playing games. If she's done the accounting, she should ask for some more work, not sit there playing games.

    11. Re:the internet and solitaire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're assuming it only takes 45 minutes. In which case, the job is probably unnecessary. Which it was, which is why she was fired. He was write in having the attitude he had.

      Which is why she was laid off - you fire someone for doing their job badly, not for their job being unnecessary. Same effect (they no longer have a job), but it means that it's your fault, not theirs.

      If she's there to do the accounting, she should be doing the accounting, not playing games. If she's done the accounting, she should ask for some more work, not sit there playing games.

      It sounds a lot more like she had done everything he'd asked for and told him that she had nothing more to do. He had the option of finding something else for her to do or laying her off in a professional manner...but instead, he was a total bastard.

    12. Re:the internet and solitaire. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Informative

      She CLAIMED the accounting could be done in 45 minutes. I did not believe that.
      As for answering phones, there was an average of 20 phone calls and hour and those involved maybe 4 dispatches per day to work crews.

      SOMEONE had to be there to answer the phones, people hang up on answering machines, fact.
      And hang ups = lost business.

      The real pisser was that she was more interested in playing the games than answering the phones, dispatching or doing the accounting.
      When I walked in, she was hypnotized by the stupid computer. When I would talk to her, she would just keep playing and sort of throw answers back to me, after long periods of silence. It was like talking to an autistic person.

      I litterally had to tell her to turn the screen off while talking to me. She was obsessed with the computer games to the point that she was pretty much non-functional in her office duties.

      Cell phone service here was very spotty then, towers were few and far between and service was very expensive. Not at all worth the expense. They finally began to install more towers and brought in competitors, service improved and prices went down.
      I finally got cell service when the expense of the secretary outweighed the expense of shutting all but one phone line down and forwarding all numbers to my cell phone so I could be in the field and run the office on the road.

      You people have no idea what a screwed up deal it was, there is no way that anyone can understand unless they were there to live it. Family businesses are always a pain in the ass. DO NOT HIRE FAMILY MEMBERS!!
      Was it a perfect scenario? Hell no. Don't sit there and nit-pick me to death, it was how it was. I learned some hard lessons in those early days of my personal small business. You live, learn and move forward.

    13. Re:the internet and solitaire. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I meant laid off. I used to say that, but after so much exposure to Slashdot, I've incorporated the American expression 'fired' to mean all sorts of termination of employment.

      Fired means termination where someone else will fill the job (UK = sacked), whereas laid off means the position has been removed, i.e. redundancy.

      But it's no surprise that this site leads to dumming down. I don't know if I spelt dumming right cos I'm so drunk.

      It sounds a lot more like she had done everything he'd asked for and told him that she had nothing more to do. He had the option of finding something else for her to do or laying her off in a professional manner...but instead, he was a total bastard.

      Maybe he is a bastard, but then, who isn't? I know I'm a bastard.

    14. Re:the internet and solitaire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You son of bit**. ( Yeah she really is Bit**) How can you dare to write about me on the slashdot? Shall I disclose what type of productive work were you doing sitting alone in the office with your pants down?

    15. Re:the internet and solitaire. by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      DO NOT HIRE FAMILY MEMBERS!!
      I'm sorry but I disagree with that. A while ago I had two situations, one where I was working for my cousin's company and one where I was working for a company that was not owned by someone related to me. At each company, management eventually had to come to me and give me a talk about how they were short on funds and see if I would work for free (to be accurate, continue to work on the basis of potential future compensation.)

      With my cousin's company? My answer was "No problem" I worked until the end of my contract with them without getting paid. They sent me a nice check later on, but I would've settled for one of their old workstations if they were really struggling (or nothing if they had gone bankrupt or something).

      With company B? I did my best to not give them a look like "Are you crazy?" and told them thanks but no thanks.

      Now, in neither case would it have been indefinately, and of course I would've had to quit in the first case if I hadn't enough savings to see me through for a month. But I could've worked another month at the second company, too, if I had wanted to.

      Family employees are like anything else, hire the ones who are hard working and competent.

      --
      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    16. Re:the internet and solitaire. by dpete4552 · · Score: 1

      While I happen to agree with most of the comments above that refer to you as an asshole. And I hope I'm not being too ironic when I say this, but--why in the world would you ever post an article to slashdot or damn near any other forum if you don't want to get nit-picked to death. That's just kinda what people on forums do in my experience. They will rip your 10 paragraph post down, sentence-by-sentence, and nit-pick at the slightest error.

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  51. Be careful how... by ArielMT · · Score: 3, Funny

    You never know who else is wasting time at work: http://bash.org/?258908

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    It must be Windows. It needs half a gig of RAM and a hardware-accelerated graphics card just to run Solitaire.
    1. Re:Be careful how... by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      OMG, is that for real? I would hate to be that employee!

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      "When the president does it, that means it's not illegal." - Richard M. Nixon
  52. Eating is a greater waste of time. by Lucid+Interval · · Score: 0

    If I wasn't spending precious minutes preparing food, I could be on the Internet that much longer!

  53. 2/3 of this time is spent by ZipR · · Score: 1

    Complaining about dupes on slashdot. The rest is spent on trying to get the elusive "first post" on various message boards all around the innernet.

  54. Priceless by NotFamous · · Score: 1

    Wasting time at work: Read Slashdot

    Wasting time in the university: Perform useless studies

    Wasting time at Slashdot HQ: Post results of above study.

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    Some settling may occur during posting.
  55. Slashdot got me a raise by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 1

    Reading Slashdot led me to learn how to architect a web application server about six months before my employer discovered it needed to deploy one. :-)

    Twelve months later the whole office was laid off, but that's another story. Er, I hope.

  56. My employer encourages to use Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My employer encourages us to use the Internet. I can even read Slashdot freely, because it means that I stay up to date of what's going on in IT business. My boss says it's important part of my job. I'm a Unix system administrator.

  57. Re:i have my routine set for when i come to work.. by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

    Dude, the boss is coming! Quick, take a call! (your neighbor in Cube-Farm Hell)

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  58. Have you ever noticed... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

    ...that the sort of people who get upset about surveys like this are exactly the same people who want you to work evenings and weekends without compensation/overtime?

    My favourite of recent times was having worked 5 weekends in a row or something, I wanted to work from home one day because I was getting a new PC delivered (I had no holiday allowance left). You wouldn't believe the excuses that came out as to why that couldn't happen.

    ("Well, what if everyone wanted to do that?")

  59. Its not the time invested that counts. by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is what you do with the time you dedicate to your job. My employer whats certain things done. I have timelines. As long as I meet or exceed those timelines they are more than happy.

    Yes it has been commented that I surf a lot. However to have your VP rebut that comment with praise for the quality and consistency of your work does say that some people do get it.

    Hell there are people not making calls or surfing that waste more of a companies time just by being there. I cannot tally the number of hours spent doing something someone else supposedly did. I cannot tally the hours spent on some high level persons personal directive that only was tossed at a later date.

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    * Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
  60. Obligatory Bash.org Quote by Aeron65432 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ben174 : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
    ChrisLMB : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
    Ben174 : Where u work?
    ChrisLMB : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
    *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

    http://www.bash.org/?258908/

    1. Re:Obligatory Bash.org Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that's not even close to real. You do know anyone could just look up the guy's hostname and play that prank on them? Instead everyone assumes that there's this massive coincidence and the guy's boss is chatting on IRC. Not to mention if he was really his boss, he should recognize the name.

    2. Re:Obligatory Bash.org Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its funny either way.

    3. Re:Obligatory Bash.org Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While what you said is correct, it's unreasonable to expect the CTO to know EVERYONE's name.

    4. Re:Obligatory Bash.org Quote by tsanth · · Score: 1
      *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
      select * from EMPLOYEES where LAST_NAME like "Wright" and FIRST_NAME like "Ben"
  61. Is It Really Wasted Time? by airship · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just had my annual review, and one of the things my boss ranked me high on was 'being informed' and 'proactively seeking solutions'. He was most impressed with the fact that I found, downloaded, and provided lots of Oracle technical information just an hour after we had decided to evaluate Oracle as a vendor. I also got high points for 'taking the lead' in learning about business rules and use cases and presenting that information to our team. Guess where I got all my information? Since the development project we worked on all year went belly up a couple of months ago, frankly cruising the 'net was the only thing I did all year that got me points in my evaluation. So which time was actually wasted? the hundreds of hours I spent on a project that was scrapped, or the time I spent on the 'net that got me bonus points with the boss?
    Go figure.

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    Serving your airship needs since 1995.
    1. Re:Is It Really Wasted Time? by twifosp · · Score: 1
      I don't think your anecdote counts. The article isn't saying: All time on the internet is wasted time. Afterall, business don't equip thier employees with the internet so they can slack off. No, it has practical business purposes. Business purposes that you've just demonstrated. What you just described would not be classified as "slacking off". Instead, we call that "research".

    2. Re:Is It Really Wasted Time? by Achoi77 · · Score: 1
      Well, that's the trick isn't it? I could be searching around the web looking for more info on a work-related subject, but for all my boss knows I could be slacking off reading Fark or whatever. It's all based on your boss's perception. I find the GP is very fortunate to have a boss like he does. If the boss thinks you are slacking off even when you are doing work related things, it's only because he sees you (or more accurately in the Boss's sence, CATCHES YOU) not grinding away.

      Let's say you are told to crank out 1000 lines of code in x amount of time (I know, poor example to use define work quality, but bear with me). You crank out 900 lines in an hour, and the last 100 lines in 3 days. Lets say your boss does an 'audit' on your most recent workday. He sees you spit out 30 lines of code in 8 hours. It doesn't matter if you did the 900 lines of code, the boss will perceive you as a terrible worker, because that is what he SAW with his very own eyes.

      Another example: lets say you have server trouble. The boss doesn't know, and you want to solve it before he notices. You have no idea what the problem is, and begin diagnosing symptoms. He catches you on google. *surfing the web - demerit!* You still can't find the answer. You go on Instant Messenger to discuss this with one of your colleagues. *chatting online - another demerit!* The boss finds out there is server trouble, but by the time he reaches you, you managed to find the problem and solve it. The boss is thinking to himself "What was my employee doing when my server was down?? It was down all this time, and he was able to fix it in seconds. He's a smart kid, but he's got absolutely no work ethic. I can't have him here much longer."

      How should we handle managers like that?

    3. Re:Is It Really Wasted Time? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It seems pretty openly frowned down upon to actually research things you're paying money for at the place I work. Seems it makes management look bad.

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    4. Re:Is It Really Wasted Time? by dschl · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Another example: lets say you have server trouble. The boss doesn't know, and you want to solve it before he notices...SNIP...

      How should we handle managers like that?

      Communication? I hear that talking to managers and keeping them updated works wonders.
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    5. Re:Is It Really Wasted Time? by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      How should we handle managers like that?
      Ah, another fine argument for workplace violence.
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    6. Re:Is It Really Wasted Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'proactively seeking solutions'
      Let me translate this... you are producing nothing than hot air at work.

      use cases and presenting that information to our team
      Let me translate this... you were taking worked out information from a team of people and added hot air.

      got me bonus points with the boss
      Didn't you want to say... you were 'adding value to your boss' or 'synergized the relation goals with management'?

      Go figure.
      Go away.

    7. Re:Is It Really Wasted Time? by Achoi77 · · Score: 1
      Well, communication is the ultimate nerd weakness, isn't it? :-) After all, slashdot is one of the main places to hear geeks complaining about their non-existent relationship with a significant other.

      I would say it's a double-edged sword. If you are constantly letting him know what you are doing, all he will be hearing is the Charlie Brown style "whaaawhaaawhaaWhaaWhaa" speak and will not be able to decipher between something that is trivial and something that is critical. To him it's all trivial, and he doesn't care how it's done, he just wants it *done.* Managers don't want to get involved in trivial matters, they just want insurance that you can take care of it. Plus if our communication is landing on deaf ears, you think geeks will continue doing so, knowing that it's a complete waste of time? And so, when there is a trivial becomes non-trivial and he discovers it, guess who's ass he's going to take it out of?

      1) Lack of communication, and you get in trouble.

      2) Communication, and if the boss doesn't want to hear it, you get in trouble anyway.

      Is there any wonder why the antisocial elitist IT guy stereotype is still prevalent? It's because this is what it takes to retain our jobs. It's crappy, and we hate it, and we all know we aren't like that amongst peers. But the minute management is looking for costcutting measures, IT staff gets shitcanned or is staying with BurgerKing wages. After all, IT doesn't bring in any profit, we just waste company resources in the eyes of the company.

    8. Re:Is It Really Wasted Time? by dschl · · Score: 1
      Sorry, can't fully relate. Had a significant other long before I had a /. user id.

      If you're a geek, you should be smart. Smart enough to learn a system well enough to work within it - the social system of a workplace environment. Smart enough to make decisions, and sort information and ideas for relevance. Smart enough to learn what your manager wants / needs to know within a few weeks or months. Smart enough and aware of your limitations to know when to ask for help. Observant enough to know when the systems or projects you operate / design / administer are relied upon by your clients and co-workers.

      Your argument works for a temp. It doesn't work anywhere else. As for getting into "trouble", any workplace where that is a real concern by simply trying to do your job and help out, is simply not somewhere you need to be.

      I'm atypical, though - I tend to be a prankster, and am the token office clown. Way back in high school, I decided that I'd have a lot more fun in life if I stepped out of the shadows. Try as I might, while I certainly cause trouble, I rarely get into trouble.

      The antisocial stereotype is what keeps nerds in jobs which are frequently one step above a call centre - where your technical skills may be valued, but your social abilities limit what you get to do. The best part (and the worst part) of my job in project management and consulting is dealing with people. I have good days and bad days, but for every time I get crapped on by a client, I have many more occasions where I come through for a client or manager, and make their hour / day / week / month.

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      Slashdot - the place where you can look like a genius by restating the obvious
  62. "The Internet" by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am still somewhat amazed that people fail to see "The Internet" for what it is -- a communications medium.

    I use Television, Telephone, Radio, Cell phone, FAX, Newspapers and even the U.S. Postal service. None of these things are thought to be remarkable, ground-breaking or otherwise remarkable media. They aren't new but they are certainly very well integrated into the way we do business.

    People are, instead, distracted by the newness and novelty of the applications that use the internet medium. We all know how people think "the web" == "the internet" and how wrong that is. So here again, we're talking about how the internet is changing the way we do business. It is and it isn't. We have a new medium with which we exchange information. In some ways it's superior to existing media and in other ways it's not. As the dust settles, people will use the medium that works best for their use. The Net obsoletes nothing specifically.

  63. My Squid Logs by comzen · · Score: 1

    Oh that's what my squid logs are trying to tell me!

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    Crunch!
  64. 100% of my time is wasted at work. by Radical+Rad · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could be playing golf and working on my novel!

  65. This explains it all by zookie · · Score: 1

    If you want the truth behind this "survey", just look at the who participated in the survey:

    "Populations surveyed included AOL users, Salary.com Salary Wizard users and corporate human resource professionals."

    1. Re:This explains it all by zookie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK, I know it's bad form to respond to my own post, but reading more about this "survey" really raises my ire about the willingness of the media to report junk surveys. This survey was all over the local news yesterday, mostly because my state (Missouri) was the chief time waster. Even the governor had to respond to the media saying that we Missourians aren't a bunch of lazy workers.

      But then if you look at the "methodology" of this survey (see bottom), you'll see there wasn't a shred of science in this. Not only was the audience surveyed limited to AOL users, Survey.com users, and HR professionals, but the "data was analyzed by Salary.com's team of Certified Compensation Professionals." What the hell is a "Certified Compensation Professional" and what do they know about statistics and surveys?

      The media needs to be a little more responsible in writing news stories based on something as weak as an online survey that had no scientific sampling or margin of error associated with it. If anything this proves that reporters are the lazy workers here.

    2. Re:This explains it all by icedphoenix · · Score: 1

      Hey, there was recently a survey result released by USA Today that says that 3/4 of people make up 75% of the population.

  66. Are they counting time they waste? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Let's see...
    Almost 4 -weeks- lost to a new project management methodology.
    Much of it literally just sitting at the desk after secretly finishing the work but not being allowed to check it in to the code bases.
    Then there are the documents -- about 8 hours a week on documents put on a hard drive and -never ever- looked at again (except 1% by auditors to confirm we did those useless documents).
    I remember what it was like to be productive but I'm so hamstrung by red tape it is hard to get in that mode any more.

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    1. Re:Are they counting time they waste? by squallbsr · · Score: 1

      I think they should do a survey on how much "employee time" management wastes. When we have 2 hour meetings of which only about 10 minutes of it applys to our group. (We are software developers), then tack on top of that the documentation they have us doing. (I had to write more than 20 pages of documentation for 8 lines of code - YES!! EIGHT lines of code). On top of that they keep changing the "process" causing us to go back and re-write half of the documentation of the project we are currently working on because the standards have changed. Then to top it off, they have a bunch of people in QA who know NOTHING about software - so the comments that we get back from those auditing our documentation are completly useless...

      I personally think that the most innovation and productivity comes from small companies that haven't fallen victim to corporate management. At home professionals also work very effectivly because they have to...

      Someday I'll own my own business and fire my boss...

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      Sleep: A completely inadequate substitution for Caffeine.
    2. Re:Are they counting time they waste? by Eklypz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except when you leave the company and no one can figure out wtf you were doing when you wrote that code because there is no documentation..

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      Life is everything but nothing.
    3. Re:Are they counting time they waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea but the documentation they are having us write is useless.

      Picture a disk drive with 800 word documents - each covering a project between a single line up to several thousand lines or several new programs. 50% of the documents are about code which is no longer used.

      Go for it!

      Use cases and living business rules documents might be useful but they won't use those. Instead we create 5 worthless documents that management decided without programmer input-- it's all based on recommendations of outside consultants.

      Stupid.

  67. Misleading study by octaene · · Score: 1

    I am so tired of "studies" like this one who survey a miniscule number of employees, and then extrapolate the measurements across the entire population. If one RTFA, it says they only surveyed 10,000 employees out of over 200 Million in the U.S. Hardy a representative sample. These crappy statistics are then used to make business decisions like taking away Internet access from employees who probably "waste time" doing their personal business so that they can work more in the first place.

  68. Re:i have my routine set for when i come to work.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tom?

    is that you?

  69. Longer Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    TFA says that work days are getting longer because people are wasting more time. That's a load of crap. I "waste" time because of the long hours. I'm not mentally capable of coding 100% 24/7. The reality is that there are a limited # of hours in the day that I can effectively develope in. If you tell me I have to be here, I'll just sit and read slashdot. If I could leave the office without management frowning on a less than 40 hour week then I could just do an 8-4 every day and I would not *have* to slack off.

    1. Re:Longer Days by kalislashdot · · Score: 1

      Agreed!

  70. Slashdot Dupes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Even more time is wasted on the Internet since Slashdot reposts every article doubling the wasted time online having to rereply to the article.

  71. Re:i have my routine set for when i come to work.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahaha... *sigh* Tom...

  72. Added benefit: Superpower Hearing by dr7greenthumb · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can identify my boss's footsteps in a high traffic area at least 20 yards away to trigger an Alt-Tab.

  73. Missouri wastes the most, who wastes the least? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average worker admits to frittering away 2.09 per day Those in Missouri wasted an average of 3.2 hours , per person, according to the report.

    Hawaiian workers reported only wasting an average of 0.01 hours per day. "Eh, you know da kine," said Kimo Kamaka, a resident of O'ahu's North Shore. "Da sooner you pau hana, the sooner you cruising at the beach catching waves, yah?"

  74. /. is the reason by SloJohn · · Score: 1

    I only get caught goofing off at work while I'm on slashdot. I argue with my boss because I'm actually learning something!

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    erin go bragh!
  75. Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Chagatai · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Keep in mind that studies over the past hundred years have shown that the 40-hour workweek is optimal for productivity. When workers are now putting in an average of 50 hours per week, with even lower productivity because of those excess hours, I would argue that the "wasted" time during the week is actually increasing productivity, if anything. And like other posters have said, this "wasted" time is often intermingled with productive work. For instance, I am in a class after having finished a lab right now.

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    --Chag
    1. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I'd like to see those studies. I have a feeling they are extremely liberally biased. At my work we've found that having the workers do their jobs for 55 hours a week is the optimal solution. Sure 40 hours works for middle and upper management because we are capable of stimulating ourselves outside of a work environment, but the average Joe just isn't this smart and he needs to be given some sort of stimulation in his life and where better than work?

    2. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by flithm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I personally have never seen a study been done that suggested a 40 hour work week is optimal for productivity. I would like to see some sources please.

      Even if a study were to exist, you have to take into context the nature of the study. For example, to which end is the productivity rated? Is this the productivity of individual workers on a scale of work done per time unit, or is it some ratio esitimator of productivity per dollar spent, because they're quite different.

      Having said that, I do agree with you. Making workers work more hours can definitely lower overall productivity.

      France has enacted a law dicatating that 35 hours is the maximum time one should spend working in a week.

      While they intended the law to promote hiring new employees, they found that companies resisted and instead demanded higher time unit production quotas. Indeed an interesting result.

      Note that our average work week has been shortening since the 13th century.

      This is definitely a good thing, although I still don't think it's enough. USA and Canada are still pretty high on the list of time spent at work.

      Paul Lafargue's Right to be Lazy (1883) suggests an optimal workday of 2 to 3 hours per day.

      Nearly all pre-modernized tribes peoples live with a considerably shorter work week. The Kalahari Bushmen, for example, work on average 12-20 hours per week.

      Now the Bushment also don't have TV, computers, cars, planes, etc. But then again they don't have Guns, or Heroine either. And I suspect if a study were done on their happiness or contentment in life, it would probably rate _much_ higher than the average North American.

      I'm not saying we should trade it all in for the life of a Bushman, but there has to be a balance. We've got the highest rates of mental disease in the world, we lock up more of our people and spend more money on incarceration per person than a lot of the countries in the world combined.

      If we were really getting paid for the service of being available at work, even while we're not being productive, then we wouldn't feel guilty when we get caught reading slashdot. We wouldn't immediately switch away from minesweeper when we see the boss walking down the hall.

      The workplace makes us feel like we should be productive even though there are many times when productivity is simply not going to happen.

      We're tied to this 40 hour work week (which is often much higher) that forces us into a schedule that minimizes our ability to have any serious daily enjoyment beyond the workplace.

      Many of us commute. After an 8 hour day and a commute, doing the daily chores, there's little time to reflect, ponder, play a game of whatever with friends.

      We've been pushed into complacency and we all sit back and take it. We're a society that by enlarge lives for the weekend. I really don't consider this an optimal solution by any stretch.

    3. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by COredneck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bingo ! You got to the point. Where I work at, we have flex time. I try to do my scehdule to where I work a 12 hour day on Monday, a 10 hour day on Tue, 8 on Wed, 6 on Thu and 4 on Friday. With flex time, I get in pretty early so I can leave mid-afternoon and do some things such as bike ride after work. A lot of times, it doesn't work out since our East Coast counterparts who live to work always have these last minute demands on Thu or Fri and expect us in Colorado to drop everything for their whims.

      I work to live, not live to work ! Unfortunately, corporate America looks down on enjoying life which is supposedly reserved for the executives who are miserable anyway.

      We're tied to this 40 hour work week (which is often much higher) that forces us into a schedule that minimizes our ability to have any serious daily enjoyment beyond the workplace.

      Many of us commute. After an 8 hour day and a commute, doing the daily chores, there's little time to reflect, ponder, play a game of whatever with friends.

      We've been pushed into complacency and we all sit back and take it. We're a society that by enlarge lives for the weekend. I really don't consider this an optimal solution by any stretch.

    4. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      We've been pushed into complacency and we all sit back and take it. We're a society that by enlarge lives for the weekend. I really don't consider this an optimal solution by any stretch.

      you're trapped... it's called "Wage Slavery", and that's exactly what they want, you trapped in a dead-end job, working to pay the bills and never being able to break out...

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    5. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Krimszon · · Score: 1

      You must really hate mondays...

    6. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by The+Ivan · · Score: 1

      The Kalahari Bushmen?? Ever since 1989 (except for 8 years), I've always thought that a Bushman was a regular American!

    7. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      Firstly I agree with most of what you say. But:

      > Nearly all pre-modernized tribes peoples live with a considerably shorter work week. The Kalahari Bushmen, for example, work on average 12-20 hours per week.

      The flip side of the chilled, pre-modernized tribal lifestyle is that, historically speaking, other cultures tend to wipe you out.

      All that is left is either extremely marginal land to live on, or a place on, or below, the bottom rung of the ladder of the conquerers.

    8. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Even if a study were to exist, you have to take into context the nature of the study. For example, to which end is the productivity rated? Is this the productivity of individual workers on a scale of work done per time unit, or is it some ratio esitimator of productivity per dollar spent, because they're quite different.

      The studies I've seen have been "How many mistakes do you make because you're tired"

      More mistakes bad.

      France has enacted a law dicatating that 35 hours is the maximum time one should spend working in a week.

      While they intended the law to promote hiring new employees, they found that companies resisted and instead demanded higher time unit production quotas. Indeed an interesting result.

      Due to the socialist nature of France and Europe in general, it's very difficult and expensive to fire someone. So the rule is "Don't hire anyone if you don't absolutely have to."

      Note that our average work week has been shortening since the 13th century.

      Really? When people used to work 9 to 5, they used to be paid a salary. Now you work 8 to 5, with an hour off for lunch. Looks like they squeezed an hour of work out of everyone.

      This is definitely a good thing, although I still don't think it's enough. USA and Canada are still pretty high on the list of time spent at work.

      I have never seen a comprehensive listing of work hours sorted by country that included the US and Canada. Link please.

      Paul Lafargue's Right to be Lazy (1883) suggests an optimal workday of 2 to 3 hours per day.

      Nearly all pre-modernized tribes peoples live with a considerably shorter work week. The Kalahari Bushmen, for example, work on average 12-20 hours per week.

      Life is simple when you just have forage for food. Of course, when food becomes scarce, your "Hours per week" will go up a bit.

      Now the Bushment also don't have TV, computers, cars, planes, etc. But then again they don't have Guns, or Heroine either. And I suspect if a study were done on their happiness or contentment in life, it would probably rate _much_ higher than the average North American.

      Yes. Ignorance IS bliss. You know what else they don't have? Dentists. Doctors that will keep your wife from dying in labor. Birth control. Peniclin (Boy that wound looks infected. Sucks to be you.) Alchohol. And that's just the medical stuff. How about protection from the elements? Weatherproofing your house. Or just enough protection so you don't look like you're 50 by the time you're 30.

      How about a freakin book. Do they like to crack open a Steven King novel with all that free time they're not working?

      I'm not saying we should trade it all in for the life of a Bushman, but there has to be a balance. We've got the highest rates of mental disease in the world, we lock up more of our people and spend more money on incarceration per person than a lot of the countries in the world combined.

      That's because the US can afford to. Do you really think the US has a higher incarceration rate because of the amount of work they do? As opposed to someplace like Japan?

      If we were really getting paid for the service of being available at work, even while we're not being productive, then we wouldn't feel guilty when we get caught reading slashdot. We wouldn't immediately switch away from minesweeper when we see the boss walking down the hall.

      The workplace makes us feel like we should be productive even though there are many times when productivity is simply not going to happen.

      Heh. Do you realize you're suggesting that people get paid no matter how productive they are?

      We're tied to this 40 hour work week (which is often much hi

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    9. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Sundays, as a general rule, suck anyway. So why not get the most work out of the way on that day? It just makes the rest of the week that much better.

    10. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Naepustus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Due to the socialist nature of France and Europe in general, it's very difficult and expensive to fire someone. So the rule is "Don't hire anyone if you don't absolutely have to.""

      Actually, it's not that difficult or expensive - it happens all the time. The laws are made against frivolous and wrongful terminations. Nothing wrong there.

      "Yes. Ignorance IS bliss. You know what else they don't have? Dentists. Doctors that will keep your wife from dying in labor. Birth control. Peniclin (Boy that wound looks infected. Sucks to be you.) Alchohol. And that's just the medical stuff."

      Actually a lot of bushmen don't even need dentists that much, because they don't have cavities nearly as much as westerners do. They don't eat sugar or candies, or drink soda even remotely like we do.
      They know the natural curatives and make medicine from them. They are their own doctors and yet somehow they manage to survive in circumstances where a westerner would be dead in days. What does that say about us?

      "Heh. Do you realize you're suggesting that people get paid no matter how productive they are?"

      This may come as a surprise to you, but that's EXACTLY how it goes. Quite often the workforce is underworked under normal circumstances, so that when the proverbial hits the fan, the overhead can be put to use.

      "I work 12 hours a day. Would that be maxi-minimizes?"

      No, that would be either stupid or inefficient. You really need to say "stop" at some point. What is the point of working, if you never get to enjoy life outside work?

      "It's called "The Weekend". That's it. You get two days to have your fun, I suggest you spend your weekdays doing chores.
      If you want to spend more than 2 days having fun, man, you're making good money to be able to afford it."

      I've said this in other forums before: What the hell is with the notion of "making it"? I barely work 8 hours a day, don't make a fortune, and chill the rest of the time. I have a roof over my head. I have a kick-ass home theater. I have a bicycle for excercise. What else would I need? I don't have to "make it". I have to enjoy life while I'm still young and relatively healthy to appreciate it.

      If you need more than 8 hours a day to do your job, you're not doing it right. If a doctor does 24-hour shifts in the ER, that's not only stupid, that's reckless endangerement and should be penalized.

      Of course, that's just me. I could be wrong.

    11. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Mondays, rather.

      I should know better than to post first thing in the morning, regardless of what day it is.

    12. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Felipe+Hoffa · · Score: 1

      Why Crunch Mode Doesn't Work: 6 Lessons

      If 40-hour weeks offer the most reasonable long-term arrangement for maximizing output, can we expect to get short-term gains from short periods of longer workdays or extended workweeks?

      In a word, briefly. You can get more work out of more hours for several days to a couple of months, depending upon how much longer the workday is.

      It is intuitively obvious that a worker who produces one widget per hour during an eight-hour day can produce somewhere between eight and 16 widgets during a 16-hour day. As we've seen, that's the essential logic behind Crunch Mode's otherwise inexplicable popularity. But worker productivity is largely dependent upon recent history. From the Executive Summary of Scheduled Overtime Effect on Construction Projects, published by The Business Roundtable in 1980:

      Where a work schedule of 60 or more hours per week is continued longer than about two months, the cumulative effect of decreased productivity will cause a delay in the completion date beyond that which could have been realized with the same crew size on a 40-hour week.

      Productivity drops when working 60-hour weeks compared with 40-hour weeks. Initially, the extra 20 hours a week makes up for the lost productivity and total output increases. But the Business Roundtable study states that construction productivity starts to drop very quickly upon the transition to 60-hour weeks. The fall-off can be seen within days, is obvious within a week...and just keeps sliding from there. In about two months, the cumulative productivity loss has declined to the point where the project would actually be farther ahead if you'd just stuck to 40-hour weeks all along.

    13. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by flithm · · Score: 1

      I have never seen a comprehensive listing of work hours sorted by country that included the US and Canada. Link please.

      Directly from the parent that you requested the link from: The Previously Mentioned Link.

      Heh. Do you realize you're suggesting that people get paid no matter how productive they are?

      That's exactly the opposite of what I'm suggesting. That's what happens right now, because of the system we have which promotes only long work hours, and not productivity.

      The bushmen have a life expectancy of, what, 30-40 years? I'll have double that. But to do that, I'll need to work.

      Actually the average life expectancy of the kalahari bushmen is about 70 years, higher than many civizilized nations.

      You may have been mistakenly looking at figures for the people of africa, whom are plagued with an AIDS/HIV epidemic.

      Anyway... If you actually WANT to work more then by all means do so, but I think you're crazy, and I love my work.

    14. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by ErikZ · · Score: 1
      "That's exactly the opposite of what I'm suggesting. That's what happens right now, because of the system we have which promotes only long work hours, and not productivity."


      Productivity is hard to measure. Other metrics will tend be used simply because they're easier to use. Even if they are useless.

      Fortunately, in the US it's easy to start a business. If you can use your employees more efectively, then you'll probably thrive.

      Unlike France.

      Actually the average life expectancy of the kalahari bushmen is about 70 years, higher than many civizilized nations.


      It's also higher than the vast majority of pre-ag cultures. Do you honestly believe that the life expectancy for hunter-gatherers is 70 years?

      "Life expectancy at birth in the pre-agricultural community was bout twenty-six years," says Armelagos, "but in the post-agricultural community it was nineteen years. So these episodes of nutritional stress and infectious disease were seriously affecting their ability to survive."

      http://www.haveyoursay.org/post-8723.html

      And this is not for Africa, this is for America.

      And I'm not crazy, I'm in IT. You take work where you can get it.
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      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    15. Re:Wasted Time and The 40 Hour Week by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      And indeed, this is what happens to people who don't put in as many hours as their neighbors - they can't compete in house-bidding wars.

      People spend half their incomes just to own a home. Why? Simple - supply is limited, and so prices are bid up. People say, well, if I just work an extra 5 hours per week I can outbid the other guy and live where I want to. The other guy ups the ante to 10 hours, and pretty soon you're where we all are now...

  76. Obligatory Office Space Quotes by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

    Peter: I generally come in at least 15 minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. And after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

    Bob: Space out?

    Peter: Yeah I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.

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  77. Employees from Missouri by spidereyes · · Score: 1
    Those in Missouri wasted an average of 3.2 hours per day, per person, according to the report.
    Employees from Missouri went on to say: We're in fucking Missouri what the fuck do you expect!
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    I say we just grow up, be adults and die.
  78. Smoke breaks? by the-matt-mobile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm amazed that there's no mention of smoking in the article at all. I wonder if it was even considered. Our workplace, like many others recently, has gone smoke free which means all the smokers are likely to disappear for 1/2 hour or more 3-4 times a day to get off the grounds to have a smoke. Some even get around the "no smoking on any company property" rule by standing in the street. It may not be the number one time waster, but it'd got to be up there.

    1. Re:Smoke breaks? by frostman · · Score: 1

      I once worked at a place that strongly encouraged healthy lifestyles among its employees, and of course didn't allow smoking in any of the buildings.

      But they weren't tyrannical about it, and knew that we're all adults here and some people may smoke, or be really fat, or whatever else, and to get the benefits of real diversity you have to accept that too.

      The "smoking sections" (concrete ashtrays) were just respectfully far enough away from the building exits that nobody would accidentally walk out of the airconditioning and into a cloud of exhaled smoke.

      It worked fine for everyone. The smokers could have their smoke breaks without feeling persecuted or spending forever to get into a "safe zone," and the nonsmokers wouldn't be bothered.

      It was considered good form to only smoke by the *back* entrances during business hours, in case any militant anti-smoking customers happened to show up. (Health care company, blabla.)

      I don't think it's hard to find balance in these situations without inconveniencing the smokers so much that a 5-10min break turns into 30. But then, there is a certain amount of zealotry to factor in.

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    2. Re:Smoke breaks? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > all the smokers are likely to disappear for 1/2 hour or more 3-4 times a day

      I've seen contracts (in the UK) which stop this. If you want to smoke, other than during statutory breaks, then it's on your own time.

      Having said that, people are entitled to more break-time than they might be aware, so using the internet at work needn't be instead of working, unless perhaps you don't mind working through your breaks.

  79. Waste of Study Time by KutuluWare · · Score: 1

    The real question is, how much time did the people at Salary.com and AOL waste at work to produce this study enough the amount of time everyone ELSE wasted at work?

    1. Re:Waste of Study Time by KutuluWare · · Score: 1
      ... produce this study enough the amount of time...

      Should Read:

      "...produce this study about the amount of time..."

      Clearly I need to waste more time at work reading the Preview of my posts to /.
  80. Relativity by joeyspqr · · Score: 1

    my time on the internet is research

    your time on the internet is wasted AND a threat to network security

    get back to work!

    i'm researching productivity issues ... on /.

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  81. Missing Option: by raehl · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is not a waste.

  82. An average of 2.5 hours? by objeck · · Score: 1

    I'd write a longer response but I've exceeded my 2.5 hours of personal Internet usage. I guess it's back to IM and IRC now.

  83. Productivity by Aphoric · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am reading this at work, I have not read the article, do they mention /. specifically?

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    1. Re:Productivity by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Wow not only do you want others to do work work at work you also want others to do slashdot work for you on slashdot. That is truly lazy.

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      WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
  84. Get a chess clock... by Bazman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A friend of mine had a chess clock and labelled the two clocks 'work' and 'doss' (slang for not work). Whenever he was busy proving theorems, running statistical models, the 'work' clock was running. If you went into his office and asked him about the soccer game last night, he would hit the clock and 'doss' would start ticking.

    His days worked out with a 50:50 work-doss ratio!

    Baz

  85. Glad for Goofing Off by Nurgled · · Score: 1

    The sysadmin at my office is almost constantly making life difficult by reconfiguring permissions on directories I'm trying to serve web documents from, or just moving my home directory altogether, or removing my ability to restart my development webserver. It drives me crazy.

    I'm glad he wastes an hour or two every day browsing random websites and chatting to his friends on MSN Messenger. It means I can actually get some work done! (Of course, when he's broken something for the nth time it does give me a handy downtime opportunity, which is useful if I need a break without it counting against me. I do actually prefer to get work done at work, though; maybe I'm just weird.)

    That's a little off-topic, though. I think you were a little hard on your receptionist. You were paying her to be available to answer the phone, and that is what she was doing. What did you expect her to do when there were no phone calls to deal with?

  86. This isn't fair. by Eskimore_ · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I spend a lot of my day killing time. And I think I just got "that look" from the owner of the company who noticed I was surfing the web just now.

    But I'm a support technician. If I'm busy it means stuff is broken and other people can't do their job. And if that's more than 1 person it's probably costing the company more than it costs them to have me sitting around doing nothing. I'm like insurance: got to have it, but using it means you have bigger problems than paying the premiums.

    But I still feel like a slacker for sitting around surfing the net.

    It's not fair.

    /whining

  87. Space out by Joe123456 · · Score: 0

    You Just space out at your desk

  88. stephen crawford by pintomp3 · · Score: 1
  89. Effective time-wasting links by Fortran+IV · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jigsaw puzzles
    More puzzles
    Computer Stupidities (warning: may provoke laughbursts)
    Math articles
    Quicktime panoramas
    The world's most famous debunker

    Variously educational, baffling, entertaining, or just pretty.

    --
    I figure by 2030 or so my 6-digit UID will be something to brag about.
    1. Re:Effective time-wasting links by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      You forgot fark.com, slashdot.org, news.google.com, groups.google.com and various fora for your particular kink/interest/desire (I've got lots of aquarium links lately in my bookmarks)

      --
      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
    2. Re:Effective time-wasting links by flosofl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, there went any chance of me finishing this thread...

      --
      "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence" - Vyvyan "The Young Ones"
    3. Re:Effective time-wasting links by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      And of course old favorites, bored.com and SomethingAwful.com

      --
      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  90. Re:i have my routine set for when i come to work.. by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Bob: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?

    Peter: Yeah.

    Bob: Great.

    Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.

    Bob: Da-uh? Space out?

    Peter: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

  91. At My Company by noc007 · · Score: 1

    For about the past year I averaged about four hours of actual work a day: 07:00 - Stare at computer 07:15 - Go get a sandwich and a Mountain Dew from the vending machine 07:30 - Socialize with coleagues and surf the net 09:30 - Boss gets in and I get to work 11:30 - Take lunch 12:30 - Get back from lunch and socialize with coleagues and surf the net 14:00 - Boss gets back from lunch and I get to work 16:00 - Leave for the day On occasion I might have done more or less work depending if the boss was in and/or if there was pressing issues that needed attention. Since my company decided to move our jobs to East Bumblefuck GA so they could hire some South Georgia rednecks to do NT, UNIX, and Oracle Systems Administration for $10.50/hr, my schedule has become this: 07:15 - Go get a sandwich and a Mountain Dew from the vending machine 07:30 - Socialize with coleagues and surf the net 08:00 - Laugh with colleagues about the fact our SLA is a 54% out of a required 93% 08:30 - Bitch about our replacements not doing any work when the go live is in ten days 09:30 - Discuss with colleagues on how it is possible that our replacements will be able to do anything when they're having problems scrolling in Excel and the instruction "click on 'Start' and then 'Programs.'" 10:00 - Surf the net 11:30 - Lunch 12:30 - Surf the net 13:45 - Discuss with colleagues that they get what they pay for 14:00 - Discuss with colleagues that senior management are idiots 14:30 - Try and figure out how they think our jobs is just basic data entry 14:45 - Discuss on the many reasons why this shit is going to Hell in a handbasket with a pink bow on the top 15:53 - Leave for the day Anyone need an NT and/or UNIX Sys Admin?

    1. Re:At My Company by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

      >> Anyone need an NT and/or UNIX Sys Admin?

      Yes, but we're only hiring South Georgia rednecks at the moment. However, you're free to come by & drop a resume. We're located in East Bumblefuck, GA.

    2. Re:At My Company by spot35 · · Score: 1

      Note to self: learn to format a long post before offering services to a technology discussion forum.

    3. Re:At My Company by noc007 · · Score: 1

      Doh. Now I feel like a moron for not using the Preview button and seeing I needed to either add in some HTML or select Plain Old Text.

      Here it is with the correct formatting:

      For about the past year I averaged about four hours of actual work a day:
      07:00 - Stare at computer
      07:15 - Go get a sandwich and a Mountain Dew from the vending machine
      07:30 - Socialize with coleagues and surf the net
      09:30 - Boss gets in and I get to work
      11:30 - Take lunch
      12:30 - Get back from lunch and socialize with coleagues and surf the net
      14:00 - Boss gets back from lunch and I get to work
      16:00 - Leave for the day

      On occasion I might have done more or less work depending if the boss was in and/or if there was pressing issues that needed attention. Since my company decided to move our jobs to East Bumblefuck GA so they could hire some South Georgia rednecks to do NT, UNIX, and Oracle Systems Administration for $10.50/hr, my schedule has become this:
      07:15 - Go get a sandwich and a Mountain Dew from the vending machine
      07:30 - Socialize with coleagues and surf the net
      08:00 - Laugh with colleagues about the fact our SLA is a 54% out of a required 93%
      08:30 - Bitch about our replacements not doing any work when the go live is in ten days
      09:30 - Discuss with colleagues on how it is possible that our replacements will be able to do anything when they're having problems scrolling in Excel and the instruction "click on 'Start' and then 'Programs.'"
      10:00 - Surf the net
      11:30 - Lunch
      12:30 - Surf the net
      13:45 - Discuss with colleagues that they get what they pay for
      14:00 - Discuss with colleagues that senior management are idiots
      14:30 - Try and figure out how they think our jobs is just basic data entry
      14:45 - Discuss on the many reasons why this shit is going to Hell in a handbasket with a pink bow on the top
      15:53 - Leave for the day

      Anyone need an NT and/or UNIX Sys Admin?

  92. The number one time waster at work... by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    You're lookin at it right now.

    --
    SIGFAULT
  93. Wated ? Bollocks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last year whilst idly sitting about thinking about stuff I realised that a form my company uses had a major problem as it was asking for the same information twice in such a way that the data collected could be misconstrued.

    I requested the form was changed and we saved over £ 1,000,000 (UK) in that year alone. For my toubles I got a bonus of a couple of thousand (UK)

    So I am now happy to spend the rest of my fucking working life doing nothing but surf the net, goof off and idle away the hours. Who knows I may have another idea ?

    For the morons that still dont get it. It's not how long you spend at a job that matters.. ITS WHAT YOU FUCKING DO.

    Fucking idiot clock watchers should be gassed.

  94. my personal experience with 'wasting time' by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    My personal experience - as in, why I waste time at work - is probably quite contrary to so-called conventional "wisdom". Conventional wisdom says that if people aren't being watched, they're "wasting time" and slacking off. Unfortunately, a lot of companies still take this approach, as does my current employer.

    My experience is that when I'm wasting time, it's due to some combination of lack of motivation to find work, an unwillingness of management to give me work and responsibilities to fill my time, and a very totalitarian mentality about subservance and authority. Basically, they treat me like I'm in grade school.

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    1. Re:my personal experience with 'wasting time' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      My experience is that when I'm wasting time, it's due to some combination of lack of motivation to find work, an unwillingness of management to give me work and responsibilities to fill my time, and a very totalitarian mentality about subservance and authority. Basically, they treat me like I'm in grade school.

      So you demonstrate that their expectation that their employees need to be treated like high school students by wasting time because "no one will give you work" rather than showing some initiative and finding something good for the company to do? I can't imagine why management would think they need to be so Draconian.

      ~~~

    2. Re:my personal experience with 'wasting time' by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Not that you'll read this... but no, I ask the boss for work, and he'll "look for something for me to do". I make a suggestion, sometimes written, and he'll "think about it". I address a fairly urgent concern about something, and he'll "look into it". No, the machine is broken.

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      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  95. how about another study? by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A study on life wasted at work. Now that is some seriously scary shit, man, and I am not joking here.

  96. Other sites by ultimaga · · Score: 1

    If someone really loved their job, whatever it is, they might very well spend their "wasted" time looking at something that interests them, and is quite relevant to their job. They could then put this newly-gained knowledge to use, and increase their productivity and value to the company for which they work.

  97. Oh, only EMPLOYEES waste time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Let's see a survey about how much of employees' time is wasted by their MANAGERS.

    Let's see how much work time is pointless 'face time' put in by workers to avoid being the first one out/last one in.

    Let's see how much the CEO makes in the average company that's going under.

    Really. Why is there this idea that we exist only to WORK? Is this is a USA thing? I was under the impression the Euros were much more sensible...

  98. The Internet by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    Just curious, but if the internet is the #1 time waster now, what would have been the #1 thirty years ago?

    -Colin

    1. Re:The Internet by grumling · · Score: 1
      Flirting with the girls in the typing pool, sleeping with your secretary...

      --
      "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
  99. Overheard at this water cooler after RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coworker A: Makes you wonder how they wasted time in the workplace, before the days of the computer...

    Coworker B: Yeah, what were they clicking on?

    Coworker A stares at coworker B to see if he's serious...

    1. Re:Overheard at this water cooler after RTFA by Javaman59 · · Score: 1

      Before the internet, it was solitaire and minesweeper,

      Before Windows 3.1, it was frobnicating with your computer configuration. oh, and there were command line games.. (even command line golf)

      Before computers, it was...food, long coffee breaks, bitching about coworkers. Some people even worked like crazy, without actually doing anything

      --
      I'm a software visionary. I don't code.
  100. Whaaa? A Study on Time Wasted At Work? by PurplePhase · · Score: 2, Informative

    The SlashTitle made me think of:

    1. Extended meetings where people aimlessly mull and nothing is produced
    2. Following ingrained procedures which triple the time to do simple activities
    3. Reinstalling failing software and OSes ...

    But then it's about what people do with their spare time?? I want solutions to the above!!!

    8-PP

  101. yet another misprint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this was meant to read
    "'It's interesting to note that Slashdot was cited as the leading time-wasting activity."

  102. Meetings with high ups by COredneck · · Score: 1

    Where I work at, most meetings especially with our counterparts on the East Coast (Maryland near DC) are a waste of time. I attend a status meeting every two weeks. It should be a short meeting but it usually takes about 4 or 5 hours to go through. There are quite a few people who decide to go on and on to try to impress the high ups like the Program Manager. I unfortunately have to give status on the labs since I am a part of the lab team. My status takes about a minute or two. I get to the point, be done and get the hell out ! I got many things that need my time and I am not into playing politics.

    Several times a month, some high level executives (VP level) come to our site and it seems they like to come on a Friday afternoon like 3 in the afternoon. I blow off those meetings since they are a BIG WASTE of time ! It is usually a big ego thing such as how wonderful they are to the company employees or to pat themselves on the back. I gone to one or two of those and I learned not to waste my time. Besides, I am usually out of the office by Noon on Friday.

  103. Considering my opinion of your work, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I encourage you to post many, many comments to Slashdot!

  104. it's probably higher than that by oncebitten · · Score: 1

    because i know most of my wasted time is diagnosing computer screw ups caused by my co-workers downloading spyware, viruses, and screwy active x controls.

    so that should be added to the "time wasted by using the internet" category, right?

  105. Playing card games at work by COredneck · · Score: 1

    I got my oil changed on my Jeep today and the controller for the shop was playing card games on her computer the whole time I was there. I commented about this to one of the workers and he mentioned that she doesn't do anything. Her computer was positioned to where it could be seen by everyone.

    I admit I do some 'net surfing at work including Slashdot. But, I have my computer setup in such a way that pople would have to come into my office and come behind me to see what is on the screen. I am discreet about it.

  106. Ah, the wisdom of the Small Business Owner. by lysium · · Score: 1
    it's just my experience with employees wasting MY time and MY money...

    Congratulations. Now everyone on Slashdot knows you for the asshole you really are. There are few things in America more pathetic than the small-fry miserly businessman. I guess you are just too "backward" for social skills and common decency, eh?

    Read my sig. It was designed for pricks like you.

    --
    Together, we will drive the rats from the tundra.
  107. My Job. by Renraku · · Score: 1

    At my job, the work isn't really hard, there's just a never-ending amount of it.

    Most of the people where I work don't even have internet access. By most of the people..I mean the ones with computer access. Even if it would make their jobs easier. We're the only department there with internet access. Because we require it.

    The other departments and managers are getting jealous, and are whining that we don't REALLY need it, that all we do is sit around and play games.

    So if I'm eating lunch, I can expect all kinds of crazy stares and people telling me I'm not allowed on the internet unless I'm on lunch. Every day.

    Even then they bitch about everything I look at. Slashdot? "Whats that?! Are you hacking something?!" Fark? "Are you looking at naked women?! That will get you fired in a heartbeat!" etc.

    Of course, a third of the people in my department take all of 10 calls a day, as oppoosed to 40-50 that the others take, because they find ways to be unavailable.

    --
    Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
  108. How about not being able to hear yourself think... by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In an office filled with coworkers incessantly chitter-chattering among themselves about nothing of any consequence, it's sometimes a wonder I get anything done at all. I estimate about a third of my "work" time is spent losing my train of thought due to the incessant meaningless chatter and then attempting to regain it.

    Losing my train of thought due to the ringing phone and then attempting to regain it afterwards also accounts for a significant portion of my time, but there's nothing my employer could do about that; we have to answer the phone, of course.

    --
    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  109. I may waste 2 hours a day... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    but my boss wastes the other 6 hours!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  110. Thank goodness for FireFox by LBt1st · · Score: 1

    With the Nuke Anything extension I was able to remove the ad banner laying On Top of the artical :P And if 3 hours is Average in some states that means there's people out there f'ing off for like 5 hours a day! That's madness considering my BS time is measured in minutes1!

  111. This is complete unscientific Bull Shit. by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

    "Unproductive hours on the job may have something to do with workdays growing longer." What complete bull shit. American workers are the hardest and most productive workers in the world. The reason why Americans work long hours is because employees can't say no. There is no protection for American workers. It is my experience that the same amount of work gets done in 40 hours as gets done in 60 hours. Any gains...are marginal at best...and at worst...productivity goes down. But companies live for marginal gains...oh well.

    1. Re:This is complete unscientific Bull Shit. by zorak1103 · · Score: 1
      American workers are the hardest and most productive workers in the world.
      Damn, that's what the union is telling me about us german workers here, too. ;-) I really liked to hear that from time to time. You ruined my day, thank you very much. ;-)
    2. Re:This is complete unscientific Bull Shit. by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

      Ok, you win. Germans are the most efficient workers.

  112. Background processing by azalynn · · Score: 1

    I am an electrical engineer for a moderately large company.

    My work is quite challenging and usually I am at work for 10 hours per day, sometimes more. The real question here is: how do you define "productivity"?

    It is easier to quantify when dealing with such things as factory or production work: in those cases, the goal is to produce A Thingy every X number of minutes. When it comes to the design and development side of engineering, the value of time spent cannot be quantified in the same manner as it can for more assembly-line type situations where tasks and outcomes are clearly defined and standardized.

    Much of the work I do requires thought. If I am examining a particular design for electromagnetic compatability, or attempting to discern the operation of a particular system by looking at the schematic, etc., I cannot simply stare at various pieces of paper and hope to absorb the necessary information by osmosis. In order to really learn something, or design something, I need to examine an idea or product description and process the information I receive. Processing does not occur instantaneously. Perhaps it does for some lucky few, but despite my ability to come to eventual deep understanding of various electronic devices and concepts, my processing speed is at the mercy of the way my brain works.

    Sometimes, the best way to figure out how something works (or design a way to make it work better) is to step back and let the information you have taken in over the past few hours settle and shift in your mind. I try to stay off the Internet while working but I will not say I spend 10 hours every day doing absolutely nothing but observable "work". Sometimes it is necessary to pause and let ideas mingle and process them without putting pressure on yourself to come to an immediate solution or conclusion.

    There have been times when I've spent hours staring at a piece of code, trying different tactics to get it to work, and coming up with nothing. Sometimes I will think of the solution after only a few minutes of "Internet break time": while reading an article about cryonics or neuroscience or something else that is interesting to me but not necessarily work-related. If I was not reading these articles I would just be staring into space, so I figure that the time is well spent as long as I produce something for my employers in a timely manner.

    It is similar to the situation in which "sleeping on" a decision results in a more satisfying solution. Allowing the brain to put the problem on its background-processing circuits is often a very important and valid tactic for solving complex problems. If I never read articles online at all I would most certainly be a less productive, unhappier employee and I don't think my bosses want that.

    And in case anyone is wondering, I am not posting this from work. I generally try to reserve longer comments for the home environment.

  113. reading slashdot is part of my job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an I.T. Manager
    being up on tech is part of my job
    my no 1 resource for that is slashdot
    therfore reading slashdot is part of my job

  114. Wasting CPU cycles. by renjipanicker · · Score: 1

    I remember a few years back when my boss walked up behind my co-worker and asked him to stop listening to music off his PC and use the CPU cycles to get things done faster...

  115. Industry leader... by grumling · · Score: 1
    Average hours wasted per person, per day, were highest in the insurance industry...

    Not really all that suprising (I would have thought health care administration). The less tangable the product, the more room for bloat in the back office. My health insurance and auto insurance have skyrocketed in the past few years, even though I haven't been sick enough to file a claim, and haven't had a wreck in about 15 years. Meanwhile, the insurance companies keep saying they are loosing more money all the time, for largely unprovable reasons.

    --
    "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
  116. Goofing off... by OhioJoe · · Score: 1

    Holy cow, reminds me of my exploits... before my current job (which has built in 'down time' that is darn near expected when nothing is pressing (awesome job, by the way... hint: it's government)), I was making $80k/year at a major telecom firm (the name of which I won't mention) as a Senior Program Manager (in my twenties). I ostensibly 'worked form home' two days a week on the average (simply woke up to send an email "I'll be working from home today", then went back to bed) and when I did go in, I went in at about 10am (again, was ostensibly 'working from home' those first few hours of the morning) and would leave at 3pm (as if I had been working since 7am). During those 5 hours I was at work, I made a few phone calls and took care of a few things (quite effectively I might add) and surfed the web 90% of the rest of my time there. Unethical? Yes and no. I had as much a workload as every other person in my team, and got it done more effectively with less problems. The unethical part was not sharing my secret of how I was so effective and efficient with my co-workers. On the ethical side, I carried my cell phone on me at all times, even on vacations, and answered phone calls and made decisions on my own time. I figured it was the least I could do with so much freedom at work. But then again, it was not hard at all to be pool-side and get a call from a vendor at a remote POP site who tells me there's a problem in Santa Barbara. I'd say "You have till Monday to get it done. If you foresee a problem getting it done by then, call me so I can hire a different vendor". Vendors have an amazing ability to meet deadlines when you have other eager vendors in the wings awaiting your call. Ah, the dot com boom... those were the golden years.

    --
    "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
  117. For once, \. == a room full of experts.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hee hee, for once there's a story we're *all* qualified to speak on as true experts!

    So, lets have +5 informative for everyone please.

  118. Not much longer. Tomorrow there is death penalty. by characters42 · · Score: 1

    As we know since yesterday (*) a life is only worth 100mio$. There is lots of potential here sentencing the laziest workers to death: $759billion a year (RTFA).

    That means the laziest 7590 workers every year will be sentenced to death. And if that's all hacker one could even double the number!

    And the economy will start to flourish from the next year on. Let's party.

    (*)http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/12/ 134259&tid=172&tid=17

  119. Whatcha mean labour limited? by mikael_j · · Score: 1
    8:30 to 18:00 is not labour limited, that 9h and 30m out of the 24 hours of the day and adds up to 47h 30m per week, labour limited for me would be four hours of work per day or so...

    /Mikael

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    1. Re:Whatcha mean labour limited? by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 1
      8:30 to 18:00 is not labour limited,
      It is if you factor in 30-45 minutes travelling time. An eight-hour day isn't unreasonable, but it isn't what is currently the norm. Nor, as I meant to imply, is it what was advertised as what we could expect - the four hours or so you consider "labour limited".

      There's an interesting statistic, 7:84, which became the name of a UK theatre group. It refers to the fact that in 1966 7% of the UK's population owned 84% of the wealth. Check it now, more like 5:90, and the way this concentration of wealth has been achieved is by convincing people that working longer hours without any compensation is in their interest.
      --
      Where's the Kaboom?
      There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom.
  120. I work for IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and the only thing I have done last week was that I moved a server in another room. :-) I read some time ago that the average programmer at IBM only writes only 30 lines of code/day. Now I know why. :-)

  121. time wasting at work by john72carter · · Score: 1

    Amatures :-)

  122. The end of Alt-Tab by edsonmedina · · Score: 0

    Soon we'll have computers inside our brains so we'll be able to browse the web AND play solitare at the same time, all while pretending to work.

    Keyboards will have more multimedia keys instead of Alt and Tab.

  123. Butt in the Seat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    At my job, my butt has to be in my seat for approximately 8 hours a day, not including the unpaid mandatory overtime that is so popular with the kids these days. (You know, I would love overtime if they would pay me for it.)

    I am thankful that I have a lot less unpaid mandatory overtime than most people in IT, though that may be changing with my new boss, but I still resent it every time I have to do it. (For example, today is a 9 to 7 day, and there's no guarantee it will end at seven.)

    An additional problem is that my job has changed radically since I started working at this company due to constant mergers, reorgs and managers quitting. It is now much more narrowly defined and I have to beg abjectly to do anything resembling programming. (Incidentally, I now feel almost as nervous doing any programming task at work as I do goofing off because I know that, for me, it is considered a "low priority" task that I should drop the minute some much more tedious "high priority task comes along.")

    Thanks to the current employment crises in IT, at least where I live, I can look forward to huge competition when I seek a new position. The last interview I had the interviewer said I didn't get the job because even though I knew my stuff I was "nervous and fidgety" during the interview. Since he had interviewed at least 15 other candidates for the same position, that was enough to disqualify me.

    So, I slack off at work. I am, however, trying to cut down on alleviating my boredom by using one of my workstations for any of the following "fun" activities during slacking off periods: a) Surfing, b) Playing Solitare or the like, or my favorite c) Programming. I never really was much for Solitaire, but the web surfing is a problem as is the programming.

    Lately it's been rough as my girlfriend has been running up huge credit card bills on our joint credit card which is stressing me out though I try not to let her know that.

    Incidentally, my last review was great and full of praise for the great work I've been doing. So, I just want to cut out things that can be monitored and not actually work any harder. (It's important to stretch tasks out so I don't end up with no work to do, that's much worse than goofing off. Then they have to find other tedious things for me to do and maybe someone higher up in management says, "Why do we keep employing this guy when he spends so much time idle?" I've tried looking for useful work to do, but that always ends up with me getting tasked with things that are either tedious or politically dangerous "hot potatos.")

  124. I'm appauled at software people... by notbob · · Score: 0

    2.2 hours? Pfft I waste months of time!

    If you play spider solitaire long enough you can start beating it on hard regularly... ...or playing online games... or analyize your personal funds to the point of knowing the penny... or read the dilbert archives (ahh that took a long time)

    How much time do we really actually work per day in software?

    I'm going to vote 1.2 ~ 1.5 hours per day on average.

    Physically stuck here 9 hours a day though... wtf happened to 9 - 5 with paid lunch?

  125. Really just guessing ,but I would imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the "study" that concluded a 40-hour week is "optimal" was a PHB doing simple arithmetic like: with 24 hours per day, I need three 8-hour shifts to keep my factory running 24x5. So I have to pay workers working 8*5=40 hours per week in order to maximize the utilization of the capital I invested in all that expensive machinery.

  126. Re:i have my routine set for when i come to work.. by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

    The WoW boards kill brain cells more effectively than huffing paint. With that said, this is usually my routine as well.

    --
    "As the intrepid kobold companion continues his journey, he begins to wonder... if priests raises dead, why anybody die?
  127. Have you ever heard of mutlitasking? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I can work and goof-off at the same time. :-P

    --
    Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  128. laziness by Aphoric · · Score: 1

    yeah, I am actually too lazy to read the article, or replies that are longer than 2 sentences. So maybe laziness is good for productivity

    --
    People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
  129. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...everyone needs their 10 or 15 minutes break every hour or two. Now that there's no smoking in most buildings, most people who do need to light up use that time to do so.

    Otherwise, just taking a break from work helps quite a bit. Getting up and going for a walk have health benefits for people who sit in front of the computer all day. For stressful jobs, relaxing once in a while either by surfing the 'net or chatting with coworkers help to reduce mistakes from fatigue or carelessness. Morale usually rises as well (though it could be argued that morale goes down when the breaks become disallowed). And then, are countless benefits to taking a break when stuck trying to solve a problem.

    People are being paid to perform a specific function. It is only natural to expect people to busy themselves when they have nothing to do, and if they have done everything they're supposed to do work-wise, then it's only natural to expect them take care of personal things. Of course, finding things beyond the scope of the position to do in such times should reflect positively on an employee, but not doing so or being able to do so should not reflect negatively either.

  130. In my experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As soon as you find something else to do, and get about 1/3 to 1/2 of the way thru it - you get hit with a big project due post-haste.

    Imagine the following: You are a web site developer, and while waiting around for something to do, you think to yourself, "You know - I could tweak these few things, and the web site would perform 25% better for users" - a great deal for the company, and for you, and for the users. So - you get right on to it. However, while you are making these changes, you notice that more in-depth things need to be modded - things that could break the whole system unless they are all implemented at one shot, and quickly (because other projects might hit on those areas you are changing).

    One could argue "Well - what about source code control, or do you have multiple test machines, etc, etc" - in some shops this is feasible, but you are probably in a shop, like many programmers, which servers and equipment are afterthoughts and cast-offs - making things work at the cheapest you can go. There is no time or money or equipment to set up a real and proper development environment (cue sound of managers telling you to build it now and quick!) - you do what you gotta do...

    So - you are now deep in a project (with no approval or assignment to do it, btw - because you are doing it under your own initiative, remember?) that you know will help the company in great ways (support more users, give current users a better experience so they will come back, etc) - when the boss walks in and hands you a spec for big change to the system and says "Have it done by Monday!"...

    Do you:

    • Drop the project you are working on and work on the new one, and hope your changes haven't borked anything seriously?
    • Tell your boss about your project you are working on that he didn't assign you, and why you can't work on the new one?
    • Work on both like a maniac, pray you do nothing to bust the whole system into flames, and hope you can do both pieces of work and have them work flawlessly by the deadline?

    Which choice is most likely? Which one will let you keep your job? Which one will you choose to keep your sanity? Which one is likely to cause you to burn out?

    Option one might cause the whole thing to fail - and whose fault is that? YOURS. Option two will have your boss screaming at you as to why you are working on something not assigned. Unfortunately you still have to finish it, or the system will be hosed (unless you are able to roll back to the old system). You might be fired on the spot. Option three is what many programmers take, which invariably leads to great stress, then burnout if such situations happen often (and believe me, they do - oh, do they). Stress and burnout either lead to a massive nervous breakdown or you are fired, or you quit - basically a delayed version of options one and two.

    So - what is the SANE option? Option four - do nothing, mull around on small projects if you must, plan out the larger time saver project (which, after the new project your boss just handed you will probably not work anymore because you are basing changes on the way the system works NOW), or dink around and wait. Ideally, you can present your ideas to your boss and let him decide when to slot the project into your schedule based on other requirements and deadlines. Hopefully in the planning you can see where problems might crop up that will cause a complete system redesign or such, or a way to work around such things.

    All too often, though, most developers will still be hacking away on an ad-hoc system under crazy deadlines, and never be able to implement the great ideas that will really save the company money and time - unless they want to go insane and burn out doing it...

    1. Re:In my experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So - what is the SANE option? Option four - do nothing, mull around on small projects if you must, plan out the larger time saver project (which, after the new project your boss just handed you will probably not work anymore because you are basing changes on the way the system works NOW), or dink around and wait. Ideally, you can present your ideas to your boss and let him decide when to slot the project into your schedule based on other requirements and deadlines. Hopefully in the planning you can see where problems might crop up that will cause a complete system redesign or such, or a way to work around such things.

      Looks to me like this one is the dead-on right answer. Planning is indeed something good for the concern, and shows initiative. And not going on indepdent ops and starting something that, as you pointed out, could have disastrous implications if interrupted, shows excellent judgment.

      ~~~

  131. Fast foot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who needs alt+tab these days...?

    http://www.stealthswitch.com/

  132. They? Who? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The gerbills?
    The Martians?
    The Ninjas?

    Who are they?

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.