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  1. Manned flight is unsafe on Astronauts Should Fix Hubble · · Score: 1

    Let's never speak of this again.
    -- NASA

  2. Non-Sequitur... again on Is RSS Doomed by Popularity? · · Score: 1

    Close enough to be a dupe? You Decide.

    Nevertheless, this is not an issue, but like the unwashed shrills squawking that the end of Social Security is nigh, RSS is far from being dead. The issue is that ignorant (maybe I should say 'stupid') people did not bother to implement the spec properly in their RSS reader code. I'm not talking about the RSS spec, but the HTML spec. This is a simple two step process (credit Charles Miller):

    1. When you first pull your RSS feed, store the values you get for Last-modified ( = A) and ETag (= B).
    2. When you want to next poll your feed, send If-Modified-Since: A and If-None-Match: B.

    If the RSS feed has not been updated since you last polled, you will get a 304: Not Modified in response, but no RSS feed (because it has not changed, duh).

    It's like in The Army, you know--The Great Prince issues commands, founds states, vests families with fiefs. Inferior people should not be employed (creating broken RSS readers).

  3. In other words, Multiplayer Mac Games are Dead on GameSpy Attempting to Dump Mac Gamers · · Score: -1, Troll

    From the Article...

    So what will this mean to the Mac gaming market in the long run? Unless GameSpy changes its tune, Mac gaming companies will be forced to provide Mac to Mac networking only.

    How many MPOGs can you run if you're limited to Mac-only (and you're assuming they all on at the same time, playing the same game).

    I can jump on Battle Net and get my Starcraft fix in any time of the week and there are always lots of games (although more eastern hemisphere guys are on when it's after midnight in the states)--and that game is almost seven years old! This is because there are lots of people who like to play. Compare that to a Mac game that might sell a few hundred thousand units. The numbers just aren't there.

    Sorry MacHeads. Your days of playing MPOGs are dwindling.

  4. Re:Merry F'ing Christmas on Massive Layoffs At AOL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Better to get canned before you charge up your credit cards for the holidays.

  5. Re:Great Idea on Excel - The Ultimate Halo 2 Accessory · · Score: 2, Funny
    Next we just need support for other spreadsheats than Excel. Maybe we can track stats with a MySQL server someday?
    Sorry, MySQL is not a spreadsheet, let alone a proper RDBMS.
  6. Oh? on New Command & Conquer Game In Development · · Score: 1

    So they've slacked off, then. Maybe they'll get back up to 120-hour weeks (~ 18 hours/day for 6 days, then you get a short sunday of 12 hours if you're good) when crunch time comes, um... next week. When's this thing going to be released, in 6 months?

  7. Re:But what he is saying is on Firefox Users Bad For Advertisers · · Score: 1
    that the websites who make money off of ads will not if nobody clicks on the advert.

    Ahh, then those websites are running a failed business model and need to die or figure out how to work the web.

    A great example of how websites can leverage advertisers is Wonkette. Her advertising policy reads

    Main Section Graphic Ads - Regular Site Sponsorships.
    Guarantee 50% of page views on front page, no impression guarantee, no rich media/3rd party served ads.
    • 300x250IMU - (Rectangle, within editorial, between 4th and 5th posts on front page and after each post on individual archive pages)
      $500wk $1500 month
    • 468x60 IMU - (Top banner, above fold, below logo)
      $400wk $1200 month
    Note the key phrase no impression guarantee . How many clickthroughs does it take for her to get paid? Answer: zero. How many clickthroughs should the advertiser expect? Answer: zero. Advertisers still pay her $500 every week, because they know there is value in brand recognition with the people who visit her site.
  8. That's not how ads work on Firefox Users Bad For Advertisers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And if you want to get technical, shouldn't the "agreement" be that the user will click on ads? Simply looking at them does not help the provider one bit.

    You're assuming the point of advertising is to make you click. Strangely, many "new economy" ad execs sold their wares the same way. "Yeah, the users will CLICK and GO to your WEBSITE and BUY THINGS!!!11 ON THE SPOT!!!!111"

    Bzzzt! Wrong, Slick.

    The point of advertising is (say it with me) brand recognition. You aren't going to buy a Coke* on line when you get thirsty, but if all the sites you visit regularly have a Coke banner, the next time you're in the MiniMart, you might just say, "Hmmm, if I get a Coke then some hottie will hang off me, and there will be dancing and music and lots of sweat!" Then you fork over your dollars for one.

    Why do you think there are billboards, and they are successful (in terms of getting companies to pay Viacomm and ClearChannel)? Because they build that brand recognition, not because you are going to run out that minute and buy a Hummer. Why are there ads in magazines? You gonna "click" on one of those, hah? Why does your 1 hour TeeVee show have 40 minutes of "content" (to be very generous) and 20 minutes of ads? You can't buy anything on the spot, so why are they trying to hawk "Hot Pockets"?

    Now, it is possible for advertising to adapt to the web, but that won't happen until the ad execs actually figure out why and how the web works. I've sat in enough advert planning meetings (the "token" tech guy) to permanently lose all feeling below my neck due to lack of oxygen, and I can tell you that they don't get it yet. Maybe the current generation needs to die. I dunno.

    *Yes, we're all aware that you can buy your dork-related goods on-line by clicking on the ads. We're talking about the average person here, who isn't interested in a new case, binary clock, or t-shirt that says, "Got Root? [please get me a girlfriend]".

  9. Really? on Programmer Claims he was Paid to Rig Votes · · Score: 1
    More of a libertarian, really, which increases my credibility.
    In what way? By your naievté?

    Oh, right. By the fact that the Libertarian plank is "government is corrupt and evil, and corporations are good and benign, therefore we need to deregulate all corps and then we can sue them if they go bad"? Sure, that will stop corps from taking shortcuts to make a profit. Oh, and if the company gets caught, they won't use their economic/legal power to reorganize into a sue-proof company, because only government is evil, right?

  10. You say you've worked in the public sector? on Government Code Collaborative Falls Short · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It sucks, but restrictive laws are necessary to avoid corruption.
    Bzzzt! If that were the case, then there would be no corruption.

    Let me quote from an exchange from a hearing on Texas' SB 1579 (the Open-Source bill):

    Sen. Carona: ~ Again, I don't understand why you all are so threatened by [the bill], but from a careful look at the lobbyists in this room that are representing Microsoft, and all of you here representing proprietary software companies which -- let's face it, that's where the big money is, it's not in Open Source it's in proprietary -- it's rather transparent as to why [the senators who are against the bill] all feel so threatened by this language [of the bill].

    All elected officials care about is getting reelected. To do that takes cash and guess where that comes from?

  11. RTFM on Chinese PC Maker Looks to Buy IBM's PC Business · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The margins on PCs are so low that Big Blue doesn't see any future in it. The cost of designing a new line causes that margin to shrink even more.

    Part of IBM is smart; they're getting out of the hardware business and morphing into a service provider, where they can make big $$$. The stupid part of IBM (the mini/mainframe side) is still trying to charge $200k for an AS/400 --- sorry, "iServer" --- that is comparable to a $5k HP Linux box.

    I guess if you're stuck with your Cobol program (Do you even have the source? No?), then you can take it like a man.

  12. Why does George Tenet's opinion mean anything? on Former CIA Head Calls for Limiting Access to the Internet · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Products need to be delivered to government and private-sector customers "with a new level of security and risk management already built in."
    This, from the guy who had one of his agents exposed, her life endangered, and then this guy couldn't be bothered to flog the investigators to a) start an investigation, and b) find and punish the perp(s)?
    The national press, including United Press International (UPI), were excluded from [the press conference], at Mr. Tenet's request, organizers said.

    Thank you for your opinion, sir. We'll give it the attention it deserves.
    Now where did I put that pesky trashcan?

  13. Look, Maw, a Dupe! on Lycos Anti-Spam Screensaver Brings Down Spam Sites · · Score: 1, Informative

    Way to go, Crackerbarrel

  14. Pro birth? on Paralyzed Woman Walks Again · · Score: 1
    The day you support a livable minimum wage (~ $15US/hr + COLA), raising public school education standards (and teachers' pay) to within top ten % of the world, effecting affordable health care (and preventative care) for every citizen, making sure everyone can get three squares/day, provding safe drinking water, affordable day care, etc., etc., then I'll agree that we don't need to have abortions (except in the case of the mother's health) any more.

    Until then, you're Pro-birth, not Pro-life.

  15. Who's going to know? on FireFox as a Security Risk Compared to IE? · · Score: 1
    You have a USB mouse, no? Just get a cheap-ass USB hub ($0.99 at Fry's when they have a sale) Plug in your dongle and you're done

    Okay, suppose you work for IngSoc, and you really can't risk it, but you really, really want to surf the light fantastic. Get yourself a cheap-ass laptop (try retro box or ebay), get a t-mobile card and their cellular service (about $30/month, but it is all yours), and you're golden.

  16. They already do on Paralyzed Woman Walks Again · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Also expect that once the Fundies get Roe v. Wade overturned, the affluent will simply hop a plane to a more civilized country (such as Canada or Mexico) to terminate their pregnancies.

    The poor will simply suck it up, but that's what they get for being poor in Jebusland.

  17. You want expensive? on CA's 'Pest Scan' Results Mislead Users · · Score: 1

    Do some PVCS (sorry, whatever Merant, er, Serena is calling it now) and get your checkbook out, baby!

  18. Time to upgrade to the 20th century on CA's 'Pest Scan' Results Mislead Users · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ~ MSFT's SourceSafe ~.

    I'm glad to see that one other devloper on the planet is using source control, but you really need to upgrade. Seriously, not even MS uses VSS anymore---it is the most unstable, feature-scarce, POS source control there is.

    May I suggest Subversion/Tortoise?

    The best part about SVN over VSS is that you don't need to worry about exclusive locks. If one programmer (or yourself) checks out something and makes changes, you can still check out a pristine copy, make changes, and then everyone can check back in (last one in has to do a merge) without worry.

    On a dev team of more than one, invariably someone will leave something checked out and then take a vacation. With VSS you're pretty much screwed, but with more advanced source control this is no longer an issue.

  19. Well then on Protecting Your Enterprise Network from Vendor App Servers? · · Score: 1

    Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money!

  20. No on Protecting Your Enterprise Network from Vendor App Servers? · · Score: 1
    Isn't SOX only for the medical field?

    You're thinking of HIPAA.

    Sox stands for Sarbanes-Oxley Act. It applies to every publicly-traded US company.

  21. Even better on FireFox as a Security Risk Compared to IE? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You can configure FireFix to run from a keychain USB drive.

    Add an autorun.inf to fire up firefox.exe (with command-line switches -- see the first link's discussion) automatically upon insert and you're good to go.

  22. A reason you left out on ZAP Smart Car Approved for Sale in the US · · Score: 1
    Your Honda S2000 gets---at best---1/3 the MPG the "Beer Can" does, and puts out an equivalent amount of additional pollutants. Oh, but that's okay, because "it goes fast and has lots of power."

    I'm sure you could care less about pollution because it is "somewhere else," it "doesn't really affect me," or that it "will cause me to pay more taxes" to prevent.

    Think about that when you take your next breath: you get more carbon in each cough because some kiddie wanted to go faster with more power to prove how much of a man he was to the other kiddies. Oh, while you're at it, have a glass of water.

  23. If you say so on Nmap Author Receives FBI Subpoenas · · Score: 1
    Not a bad deal.
    ...Until we left the theater and said, "We paid $8 each and wasted 2 and 1/2 hours of our lives for THAT?!"
  24. Tens of millions?? Try Tens of Thousands on Splashscreen for OpenOffice.org 2.0 Wanted · · Score: 1
    I'd like to see some kind of source for your claim that "tens of millions" of people will be using OO 'next year'.

    Based upon the OO team's utter failure at building a usable UI (for the most important segment---the average, non-technical user who has been using MSO), I highly doubt there are that many people using it.

  25. Fat chance on Can People Really Program 80+ Hours a Week? · · Score: 1
    Baring that, you have to wait for the person to go on vacation,
    People like that do not take vacation, because they do not see the value in it. On one team I managed, we had three people like that. Midway through the year, they still hadn't scheduled or taken any. I realized they were pushing themselves way too hard and getting too wrapped up in the day-to-day stuff---and lowering their productivity. Sometimes you come up with better approaches if you stop thinking about the problem every day.