First, you people expect Slashdot to report stories from an objective point of view, and bash them when they're being biased. And now, you're bashing them for being objective.
I guess they just can't win, huh?
Please pull your head out of your ass.
The world is not out to get you. In fact, no one really gives a rat's ass who you are or how much greasy sailor porn you download at night.
I just told some telemarketer that unless the phone she was trying to sell me would fit snuggly in my taut, youthful sphincter, I wasn't interested. And she hung up on me.
The nerve of some people.
You know Slashdot is going to hell when tripe like this is the only thing suitable for positive moderation.
Ahh well. Enjoy your point, buddy. You've earned it.
one gig?!
Geez. My first hard disk looked like a freakin' tank, and only had 30 megs on it.
Oh, man. That's my kind of General.
First, you people expect Slashdot to report stories from an objective point of view, and bash them when they're being biased. And now, you're bashing them for being objective.
I guess they just can't win, huh?
I'd watch it. I'll bet someone cracked the very same joke about the DMCA a few years before it was introduced. ;)
It probably seemed funny then too..
I don't know who Armin Tenzarian is, but Principle Skinner quoted the exact same line on The Simpsons last night. =)
No offense to "Westerners" here, but this pretty much translates to, "...accomodating people with short attention spans."
No thanks, I'll stick with the original version.
The world is not out to get you. In fact, no one really gives a rat's ass who you are or how much greasy sailor porn you download at night.
Thank you and come again.
On the bright side, it shouldn't be long before they surrender. ;p
I just told some telemarketer that unless the phone she was trying to sell me would fit snuggly in my taut, youthful sphincter, I wasn't interested. And she hung up on me.
The nerve of some people.
Excuse me, sir. But may I drool on your shoe?
Pfft! Tell that to Larry Ellison.
She's a star!
That shouldn't be!
They worked for me!
Curses, Slashdot and your space-adding URL's!!!
My friend is a marine biologist too, but all he does all day is observe the mating habits of sperm whales.
Completely off-topic, pig-fucker!
Oh, the humanity of it all!
That's right, swallow the whole thing. Come on, baby. Don't waste a single drop!
It looks like this rat is getting more pussy than you'll ever see.
Well, it's a good thing you didn't share a night under the stars with Taco's sexy sister. Oi vey!
Hemos' mom gives me warm bawls.
I am disrespectful to dirt! Can't you see that I'm serious! Mr. Sparkle, for your best wash!
You know Slashdot is going to hell when tripe like this is the only thing suitable for positive moderation.
Ahh well. Enjoy your point, buddy. You've earned it.
...I do most of my whacking off during work hours and early evening.
Heh, go ahead and change the standard. Someone just break that one too.
Yep. It was either "Bruce noted", or "The answer is in the book"..
Meh.