I understand the humour in your post, but on one side of the coin, what if ET has no concept of numerics?
Just because Mathematics is the center of our universe, doesn't mean it applies to theirs. Math is nothing more than a man-made way of explaining things.
We may be wasting our time trying to contact them this way.
Yep. The braniacs at Slashdot have programmed the site in such a way that people like yourself who have legitimate thoughtful topics to discuss end up being stomped on by the lameness filter, while people like me manage to get away with posting utter shite without a single problem.
Fucking christ, they haven't even merged yet and already you're jumping to conclusions.
Show some respect for HP for christ sake.
You can sure as hell bet that even if they do merge, they're not going to use the Compaq logo.
Your photoshop monkeys need to start designing some new logos.
Musicians get more pussy than B-rated actors any day of the week. Even on days that haven't been invented yet.
Well, except for Weezer. They're all gay.
" I'm sure your reply will contain all the normal moron character attacks... the reason you have nothing inteligent to say is because your an idiot....
Yet it's your own attacks that contain "all the normal moron character attacks", because you're an idiot.
Take your ad hominem attacks elsewhere, child.
Very true.
I've had a full rip of the new Sevendust album for about a month now, and the CD was just released in stores today.
Granted, I'll still be buying a legal copy(Unless of course it has copy protection). But it was nice to hear the album before it was release. So shoot me, I hate waiting.
Just what do you consider art?
I mean, last I checked, those storyboards I sketched up, and those computer graphics I designed were considered art.
This sheet music I composed for the opening score is considered art too, no?
I guess all that is really left to consider is the underlying code of the game. Well, consider this: Music is considered an artform, right? So which aspect of it is considered art? The manuscript scribbled with notes, or the final product(aural)?
If sheet music is considered part of the artform, then what is to exlude computer code from fitting part of the definition?
Just because people who don't understand programming don't "see" the code in action, doesn't mean it's not there. The fluid animation in Quake 3 didn't get there by chance. It was the result of good code. The pretty graphics had little to do with it.
So really, where does the line begin? The final product(graphics, animation), or the code that drives it?
Hell, I've seen some pretty artistic ASCII pr0n. Doesn't that at least count for art?;)
Or better yet, imagine the secretary getting an E-mail saying that AOL is running scans of it's IM network and needs every user to send their nuclear database passwords to x E-mail address.
Hey, it's been done before!
I know.
I linked to it the first time I posted it.
I've never claimed to have written this. But it was inspiring enough to share with the rest of you. =)
Let me start with the origin of this fetish. The term bukkake is from the country of Japan. This term is actually not a sexual term at all. It was just brought out as a sexual term just recently (around the late 80s) That is the facts. I have heard so many times in the past of people saying that Bukkake is a ancient form of humiliation in Japan (this is NOT the case) It was actually just brought about in porno videos in Japan not too long ago. Now bukkake is growing and moving across the world rapidly.
True Term Meaning of Bukkake:
As I said earlier on the site that Bukkake is from Japan. The term of Bukkake is not a sexual term at all. After this explanation of bukkake hopefully you will understand why the term is not and why it could be a sexual term and fetish. So let me get on to the explanation of this hot new fetish racing through the American continent.
Bukkake in Japanese is base form of a verb, as it stands alone it is a noun. Bukkake means splash or heavy squirt. This being said let me give you an example of this misunderstood word:
SIMPLE EXAMPLE:
Japanese:
boku ha kanojo ni mizu wo bukkaketa.
I her water splashed
English:
I splashed her with the water.
When adding something to the end of bukkake such as: ta (makes it past tense) te(command, such as do it) or teru(present) or tai(want to do)
With that being said you could say as well:
SIMPLE EXAMPLE:
Japanese:
boku ha kanojo ni mizu wo bukkaketai
I her water want to splash
English:
I want to splash her with the water.
Either way you know what bukkake means as a word. believe it or not Japan even has a soup called bukkake udon. That's how much of a normal word it is. This soup has nothing to do with sex at all. It is a soup that Japanese call bukkake because it makes the soup sound more appetizing. They put a lot of vegetables and liquid in the soup, and by calling it bukkake it gives the feeling that the soup was made quickly and its fresh. As if they splashed the soup together. So maybe that will give you more of an insight as to the meaning or feeling of the word as well. Now on the the sexual meaning of it.....
Sexual Definition and History of Bukkake:
Now that you know that bukkake is a term from Japan that means splash, let me tell you why it is a new sexual fetish.
Around the late 80's early 90's a couple of video companies were trying to make videos that catered to facial and sperm lovers in Japan. So they decided to make videos that would consist of a girl getting facial after facial over and over again.There are many videos series and companies from Japan that do nothing but bukkake specific videos such as: Soft on Demand, Shuttle, M's video group, Deeps and a few more smaller companies (these videos are hard to find, but do exist). There are also a list of great sites and magazines that show this Japanese bukkake fetish such as: gotcum.com or the magazine Gal's shower. With this information you can do your own research as well as see examples to cure your own curiosity or sexual desire.
After these Japanese companies did such extreme facial and cum play videos, pictures and websites; the world caught on like a bon fire in the Evergreen Forest. Now all countries around the world are trying to emulate what the Japanese have done with this new and exciting sexual fetish.There are many American videos out as well other great key players of bukkake media such as Germany or the U.K. Although these countries have tried to emulate the Japanese, nobody does quite like Japan. so far Japan has the most exciting and extreme bukkake out.
The Japanese usually have a cute girl sit down in front of a line of up to 200 men. From there she awaits her huge sperm shower. These men repeatedly give her facial after facial. These is where the term bukkake is used because it is like they are splashing her with sperm!! This is not the usual facial you see at the end of a video but rather a shower of facials over and over again on a willing person. This is what makes the fetish a group project rather than just something that two people do together. With this being said, bukkake is not only a fetish but also a sort of orgy.
Now that the fetish on video has blown up so big there are many parties through out the U.S. being thrown by amateurs doing large bukkake parties. You can go to the yahoo groups and find many types of bukkake groups who throw parties all the time. Just do a little research and you are on your way to even being in one of these parties. You could be a giver or a receiver!!! Its up to you and it is no holds barred.
So now you know exactly what bukkake means. The true meaning (in the sexual term) is to splash or squirt a large amount of sperm on a girl (or man, if you are gay) This being said you are well on your way to knowing more about this great phenomenon that is bukkake. Go out and have a good time....but please make sure before you do any parties to make sure everyone is tested for STD's (although they say that aids is difficult to pass through saliva or semen) Be sure to use your best judgment, or just join a site or buy videos and be completely safe.
Different types of Bukkake:
There aren't really a lot of genres of Bukkake, but rather a different way or additions to them. Here is a simple list that I have come across in the past of this style of sex.
Forced Bukkake:
This is were a willing participant acts or seems unwilling to get a facial shower from several men.
Bukkake Summit: Here is where a person receives a bukkake shower but tilts their head back and opens their mouth for the full experience, trying to catch it all. At the end of all the facials the cum is collected and drank by the target of the bukkake shower.
Costume Play Bukkake: Here is where a party or video is made in a theme setting such as a girl wearing a schoolgirl uniform in a schoolroom. She would sit and suck off each guy in a line waiting. The men repeatedly cum in her mouth or face.
Dream Shower Bukkake: This is where the group of men have sex with the target. As one man is having sex the other men watch and cum on the girls face. When the man comes to his climax he cums on her face and the next man in line has sex with her. This one can last a while depending on how many men the target is willing to have sex with.
Snowball or Trade Bukkake: This style of bukkake has two or more targets, which when receive facials swap the cum from mouth to mouth or lick it off of eat others faces.
Cum Play Bukkake: Here is where many men cum on the girls face, after which she plays with the cum. Also the men cum on the girls food and the proceeds to eat the food with the sperm glazing.
The genre of Bukkake that I listed above are just a few. There are many more and there are many that are created everyday. You might want to check back to get new ideas on what can be done with bukkake. I will be listing more styles of bukkake in the future.
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BT is nothing but a dying hack.
Jeez, what a nut.
If he was THAT obsessed with noise, he could have saved himself a lot of time by wearing earplugs.
The translator speaks better English than most Americans do already. I'll bet most people didn't notice most of the errors.
I understand the humour in your post, but on one side of the coin, what if ET has no concept of numerics?
Just because Mathematics is the center of our universe, doesn't mean it applies to theirs. Math is nothing more than a man-made way of explaining things.
We may be wasting our time trying to contact them this way.
Yep. We've fucked up our own planet. Let's go rape someone else's.
Way to go Slashdot crew!
Show some respect for HP for christ sake.
You can sure as hell bet that even if they do merge, they're not going to use the Compaq logo.
Your photoshop monkeys need to start designing some new logos.
But it's not in the *American* dictionary. You have to remember that the real world doesn't extend beyond the borders of the USA.
</sarcasm>
Or better yet, carve holes in the fence and charge admission for the peep show!
You could make a killing if you were living in the Silicon Valley area.
Ohhhh, I know what someone is getting for Christmas this year!
Alright, hand over the fucking midgets and no one gets hurt!
Reowrrrr baby.
Heeeey, isn't that the loud annoying chick from Suddenly Susan?
Musicians get more pussy than B-rated actors any day of the week. Even on days that haven't been invented yet.
Well, except for Weezer. They're all gay.
It's cheaper to shoot him and steal his laptop.
Afterall, that is what Max Payne would do.
On your knees and suck my GPU, bitch!
Yet it's your own attacks that contain "all the normal moron character attacks", because you're an idiot.
Take your ad hominem attacks elsewhere, child.
I've had a full rip of the new Sevendust album for about a month now, and the CD was just released in stores today.
Granted, I'll still be buying a legal copy(Unless of course it has copy protection). But it was nice to hear the album before it was release. So shoot me, I hate waiting.
I mean, last I checked, those storyboards I sketched up, and those computer graphics I designed were considered art.
This sheet music I composed for the opening score is considered art too, no?
I guess all that is really left to consider is the underlying code of the game. Well, consider this: Music is considered an artform, right? So which aspect of it is considered art? The manuscript scribbled with notes, or the final product(aural)?
If sheet music is considered part of the artform, then what is to exlude computer code from fitting part of the definition?
Just because people who don't understand programming don't "see" the code in action, doesn't mean it's not there. The fluid animation in Quake 3 didn't get there by chance. It was the result of good code. The pretty graphics had little to do with it.
So really, where does the line begin?
The final product(graphics, animation), or the code that drives it?
Hell, I've seen some pretty artistic ASCII pr0n. Doesn't that at least count for art? ;)
It's funny because these videos I took of my friend beating his dog with a lead pipe were pretty hilarious.
Or better yet, imagine the secretary getting an E-mail saying that AOL is running scans of it's IM network and needs every user to send their nuclear database passwords to x E-mail address.
Hey, it's been done before!
Shouldn't that be, early post gets the worm?
I know.
I linked to it the first time I posted it.
I've never claimed to have written this. But it was inspiring enough to share with the rest of you. =)
The Origins of Bukkake:
Let me start with the origin of this fetish. The term bukkake is from the country of Japan. This term is actually not a sexual term at all. It was just brought out as a sexual term just recently (around the late 80s) That is the facts. I have heard so many times in the past of people saying that Bukkake is a ancient form of humiliation in Japan (this is NOT the case) It was actually just brought about in porno videos in Japan not too long ago. Now bukkake is growing and moving across the world rapidly.
True Term Meaning of Bukkake:
As I said earlier on the site that Bukkake is from Japan. The term of Bukkake is not a sexual term at all. After this explanation of bukkake hopefully you will understand why the term is not and why it could be a sexual term and fetish. So let me get on to the explanation of this hot new fetish racing through the American continent.
Bukkake in Japanese is base form of a verb, as it stands alone it is a noun. Bukkake means splash or heavy squirt. This being said let me give you an example of this misunderstood word:
SIMPLE EXAMPLE:
Japanese:
boku ha kanojo ni mizu wo bukkaketa.
I her water splashed
English:
I splashed her with the water.
When adding something to the end of bukkake such as: ta (makes it past tense) te(command, such as do it) or teru(present) or tai(want to do)
With that being said you could say as well:
SIMPLE EXAMPLE:
Japanese:
boku ha kanojo ni mizu wo bukkaketai
I her water want to splash
English:
I want to splash her with the water.
Either way you know what bukkake means as a word. believe it or not Japan even has a soup called bukkake udon. That's how much of a normal word it is. This soup has nothing to do with sex at all. It is a soup that Japanese call bukkake because it makes the soup sound more appetizing. They put a lot of vegetables and liquid in the soup, and by calling it bukkake it gives the feeling that the soup was made quickly and its fresh. As if they splashed the soup together. So maybe that will give you more of an insight as to the meaning or feeling of the word as well. Now on the the sexual meaning of it.....
Sexual Definition and History of Bukkake:
Now that you know that bukkake is a term from Japan that means splash, let me tell you why it is a new sexual fetish.
Around the late 80's early 90's a couple of video companies were trying to make videos that catered to facial and sperm lovers in Japan. So they decided to make videos that would consist of a girl getting facial after facial over and over again.There are many videos series and companies from Japan that do nothing but bukkake specific videos such as: Soft on Demand, Shuttle, M's video group, Deeps and a few more smaller companies (these videos are hard to find, but do exist). There are also a list of great sites and magazines that show this Japanese bukkake fetish such as: gotcum.com or the magazine Gal's shower. With this information you can do your own research as well as see examples to cure your own curiosity or sexual desire.
After these Japanese companies did such extreme facial and cum play videos, pictures and websites; the world caught on like a bon fire in the Evergreen Forest. Now all countries around the world are trying to emulate what the Japanese have done with this new and exciting sexual fetish.There are many American videos out as well other great key players of bukkake media such as Germany or the U.K. Although these countries have tried to emulate the Japanese, nobody does quite like Japan. so far Japan has the most exciting and extreme bukkake out.
The Japanese usually have a cute girl sit down in front of a line of up to 200 men. From there she awaits her huge sperm shower. These men repeatedly give her facial after facial. These is where the term bukkake is used because it is like they are splashing her with sperm!! This is not the usual facial you see at the end of a video but rather a shower of facials over and over again on a willing person. This is what makes the fetish a group project rather than just something that two people do together. With this being said, bukkake is not only a fetish but also a sort of orgy.
Now that the fetish on video has blown up so big there are many parties through out the U.S. being thrown by amateurs doing large bukkake parties. You can go to the yahoo groups and find many types of bukkake groups who throw parties all the time. Just do a little research and you are on your way to even being in one of these parties. You could be a giver or a receiver!!! Its up to you and it is no holds barred.
So now you know exactly what bukkake means. The true meaning (in the sexual term) is to splash or squirt a large amount of sperm on a girl (or man, if you are gay) This being said you are well on your way to knowing more about this great phenomenon that is bukkake. Go out and have a good time....but please make sure before you do any parties to make sure everyone is tested for STD's (although they say that aids is difficult to pass through saliva or semen) Be sure to use your best judgment, or just join a site or buy videos and be completely safe.
Different types of Bukkake:
There aren't really a lot of genres of Bukkake, but rather a different way or additions to them. Here is a simple list that I have come across in the past of this style of sex.
Forced Bukkake:
This is were a willing participant acts or seems unwilling to get a facial shower from several men.
Bukkake Summit: Here is where a person receives a bukkake shower but tilts their head back and opens their mouth for the full experience, trying to catch it all. At the end of all the facials the cum is collected and drank by the target of the bukkake shower.
Costume Play Bukkake: Here is where a party or video is made in a theme setting such as a girl wearing a schoolgirl uniform in a schoolroom. She would sit and suck off each guy in a line waiting. The men repeatedly cum in her mouth or face.
Dream Shower Bukkake: This is where the group of men have sex with the target. As one man is having sex the other men watch and cum on the girls face. When the man comes to his climax he cums on her face and the next man in line has sex with her. This one can last a while depending on how many men the target is willing to have sex with.
Snowball or Trade Bukkake: This style of bukkake has two or more targets, which when receive facials swap the cum from mouth to mouth or lick it off of eat others faces.
Cum Play Bukkake: Here is where many men cum on the girls face, after which she plays with the cum. Also the men cum on the girls food and the proceeds to eat the food with the sperm glazing.
The genre of Bukkake that I listed above are just a few. There are many more and there are many that are created everyday. You might want to check back to get new ideas on what can be done with bukkake. I will be listing more styles of bukkake in the future.
*sniff*sniff*
You have inspired me to return to my roots.