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  1. Re:My happy little Droid Razr Maxx... on Nokia Claims a Memory Card Slot Would Have "Defiled" New Phone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    has a microSD slot on the side under a cover next to the SIM card. Ingenious design.

    IMHO, the only thing that could defile a phone these days would be the name Nokia on it. Or Blackberry.

    Or Windows 8.

  2. 2001 A Nursing Home Oddesy on 'Magic Carpet' Could Help Prevent Falls Among the Elderly · · Score: 1

    HAL: Dave, are you stumbling drunk again?
    Dave: No HAL, I am having a stroke and falling down. Can you get medical assistance?
    HAL: I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

  3. Re:pocket change on Oracle To Pay Google $1 Million For Lawyer Fees In Failed Patent Case · · Score: 1

    One billion from Samsung isn't chump change.

  4. You need help alright on BitFloor Joins List of Compromised BitCoin Exchanges · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why the fuck was your backup of keys stored umencrypred? It costs only a vew cpu cycles.
    This smacks of an inside job, which given the nature of bitcoin, is far to easy.
    Set up exchange, collect keys, lose keys in 'compromise', profit. No ???? Needed.

  5. Applause please.. on Government Lawyer Says Patent Trolls Are a 'Concern' · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, this report may say that current patent law stifles innovation, but that is a long, long way from rewriting the law. In my cynical view thes report will get shelved, and if any legislation does occur, the large corporations and lobbies with an interest in maintaining the status quo will line enough pockets to make sure it fails or gets watered down and altered enough to suit their needs. Remember entrenched power, money, and "it will hurt the economy to change", trump common sense and innovation.

  6. Re:This sort of fits... on FBI Denies It Held iPhone UDIDs Stolen By AntiSec · · Score: 1

    If the DB contained names and other person identifiers (which were supposedly stripped before release), then if an FBI agent snatched a phone briefly, it could be used to quickly verify the phones owner.
    In addition, even though its use as a device identifier is depreciated, apps still use it, and could be used to spoof authentication to certain apps central servers, thereby allowing the holder (if the UDID was used as the single form of ID), to mine data from the app, or log in as you from a jailbroken iDevice.

  7. Re:Which is more likely on FBI Denies It Held iPhone UDIDs Stolen By AntiSec · · Score: 1

    The FBI did not lose the laptop. According to Anonymous, it was broken into using a Java exploit.

  8. Doesn't Matter on Google Extends Patent Search To Prior Art · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In order to be granted a patent the inventor has to establish that it is a novel idea — and in the current litigious environment companies and their lawyers might want to show that patents should not have been granted.

    Can someone explain how this matters when google is 1) Not the patent office, and 2) the courts blatantly ignore prior art anyway?

    It seems to me that you can patent just about anything now with the right wording and money.

    I am filing a patent on "Upright Locomotion for Bipedal Hominids using Two Appendages."

  9. Obllig on Will Developers Finally Start Coding On the iPad? · · Score: 3, Informative
  10. Tutorial for those who asked on Data-Mine Your Own Facebook Data With Wolfram Alpha · · Score: 1

    Since reading the TFA has never been in style here at slashdot, here are instructions.
    1. Go to wolfram alpha.
    2. In the search box type 'Facebook report'
    3. Click the big facebook button and allow access.
    4. ??????
    5. Profit!

  11. What does maple syrup have to do with 'your rights online'? Come on slashdot, must be a real slow news day. Maybe we need SOPA to wash off all the syrup!

  12. Re:Unless you can give everyone birth control.... on Promising New Drug May Cure Malaria · · Score: 2

    Western technology is what caused western birthrates.

    You have the whole thing backwards.

    Wrong punchy.
    Education lowers birthrates. Not western tech. You can feed, cure, and entertain to your hearts content, but it is teaching people, particularly girls and women, that causes them not to pop out 20 babies.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_and_intelligence
    http://www.earth-policy.org/data_highlights/2011/highlights13
    http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2010/07/from_the_cuttin_2.html

  13. Attention /. Readers on Samsung Beats Apple In Tokyo, Itching To Sue Over LTE Patents · · Score: 1

    I have patented the following:
    A method for clipping toenails with a lever driven cutting device.
    Either grow long nails or pay up.

  14. Re:Star Trek on "Real-life Tricorder" To Be Tested On International Space Station · · Score: 2
    Or most sci-fi you say?

    Planet of the Apes?
    Soylent Green?
    Omega Man>

    Or, to get away from Charleton Heston:

    Farenheit 452
    1984
    Ender's Game
    Logan's Run
    Flowers for Algernon

    Need I continue?

  15. Re:Ready for on "Real-life Tricorder" To Be Tested On International Space Station · · Score: 4, Funny

    I canna give her any more cap'n. Not till we pay the patent licensing fees for the matter-anti matter converters.

  16. Short version on "Real-life Tricorder" To Be Tested On International Space Station · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the tl;dr people
    Not a tricorder but very effin cool.

  17. Re:Makes perfect sense on Tennessee Crater Inches Toward Recognition · · Score: 1
    IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TURTLE, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

    Stupid slashdot filter. I wanted to make a funny response, for those of us who know an love Pratchett, but no, I have to type a bunch of stuff not caps to evade the filter. Grrrrrrrr.

  18. Re:You Are a Misogynist & a Troll on Scientists Find Gene That Predicts Happiness In Women · · Score: 1
    To be honest, it was only one line because I was posting from my phone, on which I hate the tiny on screen keyboard with a passion.
    It is medical fact that mood can change with hormone levels, in both men and women.
    It is also medical fact that due to the nature of the menstrual cycle, women have more frequent and powerful hormonal changes than most men.
    That said, it makes me wonder if either A) The expression of this gene can change levels/rates of hormonal changes, or B) Hormonal changes can change the expression of this gene.
    In either case it is knowledge, and of possible use of which could help people who already suffer from sever mood disorders, or severe PMS or both. Both of which are very real medical conditions.

    So, my comment was intended to spark conversation about such matters, which I am admittedly not versed in, but I am not a misogynist. Loner yes, misogynist no. And I have a girlfriend. So take your cheap homonym of pseudonym and rant elsewhere.

  19. I wonder on Scientists Find Gene That Predicts Happiness In Women · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No troll intended
    But I wonder if this gene is activated or deactivated by the monthly increase or decrease in certain hormones.

  20. Makes perfect sense on Tennessee Crater Inches Toward Recognition · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course it is inching. It is, after all, riding on a tectonic plate!

  21. I call bullshit... on US Doctors Back Circumcision · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a man that suffers from sever penile insensitivity, presumably from my circumcision (which became infected due to poor practices at the hospital), I believe it is a useless, barbaric practice, almost akin to clitordectomies. Clitordectomies, by the way, are also known as female circumcisions. Coincidence?
    If you want some of the truth about what a circumcision actually does I suggest reading the following:
    http://www.norm.org/
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration

  22. I am a geek... on Air Force Openly Seeking Cyberweapons · · Score: 1

    But sadly I have no cyberweapons to sell.
    Chemical weapons decanted intestinally from last nights taco fest I have in abundance.

  23. Re:We swear your honor... on Forensic Test Predicts Eye and Hair Color From DNA · · Score: 1

    So the question is, if the tests say he has blue eyes, but he actually has brown, can that be used as evidence in his defense?

    Once you catch the suspect, you can run a full DNA match. This test will only tell you how does the suspect *probably* look like. It can probably miss those features that depend on multiple genes or perhaps are influenced by some other factors or conditions, but this is for manhunts, not for the court room.

    If you think it won't be used in the courtroom by overzealous prosecutors and police, with paid forensic 'scientists' to spout out 'scientific' reasons the results are right to confuse the jury, I have some prime tropical real estate for sail in Nova Scotia.

  24. We swear your honor... on Forensic Test Predicts Eye and Hair Color From DNA · · Score: 4, Funny

    The DNA doesn't lie! Sure it was degraded and we had to amplify and replicate degraded copies.. but it said the rapist would have brown hair and blue eyes.. and look.. does the suspect not have brown hair and blue eyes?
    Later, in the jury room... DNA is always right.. GUILTY!!!

  25. Yawn on White House Finalizes 54.5 MPG Fuel Efficiency Standard · · Score: 1

    Force all new cars to use some alternatve fuel, one that doesnt just move the pollution and I will be happier.