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  1. Re:Sick of hearing about the "3D TV Fail" on Valve's Gabe Newell Says Only 30 SteamVR Apps Have Made $250,000+ (roadtovr.com) · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'll bite. Let me know when you really actually totally for reals can't buy a TV with 3D, and I'll agree that the "idea" has failed. When do you think you'll be getting back to me on this?

  2. Sick of hearing about the "3D TV Fail" on Valve's Gabe Newell Says Only 30 SteamVR Apps Have Made $250,000+ (roadtovr.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This post ends with the comment-bait line "How do you view the VR industry in early 2017? Do you think it shows promise or will eventually fail like 3D TV?" My 3D TV works fine. My wife and I watched X-Men Apocalypse on it just last weekend. No problems. Am I supposed to think it's a failure because it didn't become ubiquitous? Or is it a failure because the TV manufacturers couldn't keep pitching it as the get-in-now-or-get-left-behind future to drive a sale? That's not what technicians call failure. That's what marketers call failure. If you're asking if VR is going to make everybody who touches it buy and sell tons of software until we are all using it all day long and VR is the main thing we do....well, no, that's not going to happen. If you're planning on that happening, you'd best steel yourself for the big "failure" now. Let's stop this stupid measurement of success. Let's call success something that works. Not something that makes everyone spend money forever...that's what we call a pipe dream.

  3. Just what I was wondering.

  4. Hurray, 3D is still for nerds on 3D TV Is Dead (cnet.com) · · Score: 2

    3D is for nerds. I've always loved it, since my first cyan/magenta poster from a cereal box when I was a little kid. If you can't take the glasses, you don't get to watch. I've enjoyed the 3D Blurays and I'm sure I'm far from alone in my intention to continue to use the format as it turns retro. Seeya, everyone who thought this was going to bring football holograms into your living room.

  5. New Coke, anyone? on Monopoly May Replace Iconic Pieces With Emoji Faces and Hashtags (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    You'll love it. This isn't a ploy to get you to tell us how much you love the old Coke. Drink our new Coke and love it. We're sincere.

  6. $25,000? Why not $5? It would go just as far in this case, and would save taxpayers some money.

  7. Re:Of course their business is sound! on Samsung Proves Its Business Remains Sound Despite Note 7 Fiasco (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Ha. I'm not going to make a list, but I don't think all tech companies do things like ship hidden front-facing cameras in televisions without calling attention to it.

  8. Of course their business is sound! on Samsung Proves Its Business Remains Sound Despite Note 7 Fiasco (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    They sell devices that spy on people. SO many customers to pay for that, and those customers pay in ways SO much more valuable than currency. Duh.

  9. Am I reading these responses right? Seriously? on Ask Slashdot: Why Did 3D TVs and Stereoscopic 3D Television Broadcasting Fail? · · Score: 1

    So, am I reading that the overall reason why 3DTV "failed" was because you were expecting it to be holograms? Like, Princess Leia projected by R2-D2? And if that's really what you thought, are you sure you know how holograms work? I just want to be sure I'm right in thinking you're all a bunch of slightly above average intelligence pseudo-nerds, which is what I currently suspect. It really does seem like you're disappointed it wasn't magic.

  10. What failed exactly? on Ask Slashdot: Why Did 3D TVs and Stereoscopic 3D Television Broadcasting Fail? · · Score: 2

    My 3D TV works fine. So does my viewmaster. What failed? I enjoy good stereoscopy when I have the time. Bad stereoscopy always sucks. If the TV industry had greater expectations for what 3D was supposed to do for them then what they got out of it, shame on them. They sold me a TV and a copy of Hugo. I'm happy with it. If the TV or movie industry's not happy with it, they are expecting too much. You know...this reminds me of the "failure" of music games. It's like if something can't be turned into a perpetual motion machine cash cow mashup, it's a "failure". Let's just keep making 3D glasses an option, and move on.

  11. He doesn't believe any of it on In 5 Years, Games Experience Will Move From Discrete To Indiscrete, Says EA CEO (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    He's just setting up a story so he has supposed business justification for ubiquitous DRM and surveillance components in software that's supposedly for fun. In reality, he knows this Christmas season's biggest moneymaker is going to be Nintendo's Classic NES for HDMI, for exactly the opposite reasons of what he pretends to believe here. But he has to pretend to believe it, because his supercustomer masters require him to keep providing excuses for surveillance. I'm so happy I am not this man.

  12. Re:Verhoeven's version is too smart for its own go on Will The New 'Starship Troopers' Reboot Stay Faithful To The Book? (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    You have offended the resident fascists, they don't like it when you call them nazis (or fascists for that matter).

    Hmm. That would be shooting the messenger. I didn't make up that "Beautiful young people fall in love, fight aliens, become Nazis" summary. That's from the supplemental materials from the laserdisc of Verhoeven's Starship Troopers. Anyone offended, don't blame me. I recall this being the summary the production crew worked with when first creating this movie. If you find this offensive, there's some piece of this story somewhere that you need to understand better. Anyway, I didn't call anyone a Nazi, and I don't like the accusation of trolling.

  13. Re:Verhoeven's version is too smart for its own go on Will The New 'Starship Troopers' Reboot Stay Faithful To The Book? (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid that if someone produces a sincere, straightforward film adaptation of the novel, the result will be unintentionally hilarious. At least Verhoeven's take is satirical on purpose. Verhoeven's original project "Bug Planet" probably would have been a good movie, too, even if they hadn't opted to get the Heinlein license after the similarities to Starship Troopers became apparent. My point in bringing that up is this: Verhoeven's people had a movie idea, and it wasn't just "adapt a novel". The idea "young beautiful people fall in love, fight aliens, become Nazis" was the kernel, and they built a great movie around that. I'm not sure "make Heinlein's book into a movie" is in and of itself such a great idea. I would need to know more before I thought it was good or bad. Would you like to know more? (Click here.)

    I see from Comment Moderation that I've been accused of trolling for the parent comment. Anyone who is offended care to explain? I don't get it. Who have I offended?

  14. Verhoeven's version is too smart for its own good. on Will The New 'Starship Troopers' Reboot Stay Faithful To The Book? (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm afraid that if someone produces a sincere, straightforward film adaptation of the novel, the result will be unintentionally hilarious. At least Verhoeven's take is satirical on purpose. Verhoeven's original project "Bug Planet" probably would have been a good movie, too, even if they hadn't opted to get the Heinlein license after the similarities to Starship Troopers became apparent. My point in bringing that up is this: Verhoeven's people had a movie idea, and it wasn't just "adapt a novel". The idea "young beautiful people fall in love, fight aliens, become Nazis" was the kernel, and they built a great movie around that. I'm not sure "make Heinlein's book into a movie" is in and of itself such a great idea. I would need to know more before I thought it was good or bad. Would you like to know more? (Click here.)

  15. Re:I wonder... on Television Needs To Be Reinvented, Says Apple SVP (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    It's open. Prove it.

  16. Re:Cry me a river on Television Needs To Be Reinvented, Says Apple SVP (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    Bingo.

  17. This man believes there is no spoon... on Elon Musk: Negative Media Coverage of Autonomous Vehicles Could be 'Killing people' (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...so why should he believe in us? I don't take advice from him. You guys are killing people by not doing what I want. Right. Safety versus freedom, blah blah blah slashdot modmedown call me a troll, i'm practically falling asleep from boredom after reading these comments.

  18. Re:I would consider buying a PS4... on Sony Announces Two New Versions of PlayStation 4: One Slimmer, Other More Powerful (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Because Gog and Humble aren't really contenders, even though they both have made inroads with publishers regarding the publication of new games? Okay, if you want to think that to feel good about your console purchases, fine. Tell yourself it's less DRM.

  19. Re:Where?? What is wrong with MORE CHOICE on Apple Launches the iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus; Feature Water-Resistance, Lack Headphone Jack (www.bgr.in) · · Score: 1

    SuperKendall, can you tell us why digital isn't always better? I just want to see if you can say it.

  20. Re:I would consider buying a PS4... on Sony Announces Two New Versions of PlayStation 4: One Slimmer, Other More Powerful (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    I agree with your DRM observation, but you really aren't paying close attention to the "evolution" of the PC if you think there's no way to do it there.

  21. Re:I would consider buying a PS4... on Sony Announces Two New Versions of PlayStation 4: One Slimmer, Other More Powerful (engadget.com) · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you've started listing project requirements. Do you work for Sony? Maybe you should. I bet you want to.

  22. I would consider buying a PS4... on Sony Announces Two New Versions of PlayStation 4: One Slimmer, Other More Powerful (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    ...if I didn't have this feeling that Sony is going to open up all of their content to PC walled garden customers running compatible hardware. The reek of stagnation is all over this crippled-PC-based console market.

  23. Re:Where?? What is wrong with MORE CHOICE on Apple Launches the iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus; Feature Water-Resistance, Lack Headphone Jack (www.bgr.in) · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I see zero improvement here. Embrace your will-restraining lobotomizer, too, SuperKendall. It's super high-tech.

  24. Well? Where are you, Apple proxies who are Slashdot "community members"? No comment? This guy sure sounds like he knows what he's talking about. I think I may give up iPhone permanently based on this. I'm not kidding. Bet I'm not alone. If you want to keep your hipster base, Apple, the stuff you say is good has to be good in _some_ way. This looks like a shit idea done for shit reasons in service of some shitty DRM master plan that's certain to drive away all quality loving snobs, and the big fat icing on the cake is you're lying about why. If you don't keep the customers who love quality, your whole fashion-based marketing scheme will fall apart. You're not going to make it fashionable to give up your headphones. You're just not. You tried making the white plastic earbuds fashionable...sort of flew for a few years of dancing shadow silhouette commercials, but the kids I see now are not wearing them. That failed. You tried buying a headphone company; its image started to tarnish immediately after you bought it. Now you're going to try to make me part with my Grados. You have ZERO chance of this. Either you own the analog headphone in the device, or you will be out of the music game. The conversations people are about to overhear between nerds at work, at school....those conversations are NOT going to get you new customers.

  25. Re:steam is to big to ban and app store only is to on New Intel and AMD Chips Will Only Support Windows 10 (pcworld.com) · · Score: 1

    It must be nice believing that. I don't think Steam can afford to agree with you. This has nothing to do with the server market.