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  1. Sure, maybe that particular passage is copyrighted, but what about grammar and vocabulary?

  2. Re:Waiting for the same old comments on New Study Suggests Mars Viking Robots Found Life · · Score: 2

    "In mathematical terms, the Euclidean distance between the centroids of the two clusters was significantly larger than the intra-cluster distances between any members of either cluster." Any English major could tell you what kind of cluster that sentence is!

    That sentence is perfectly cromulent. The Euclidean distance between the averaged centers of two groups is clearly embiggened beyond the distances between individual members among each each group.

  3. Sentences? on Baboons Learn To Identify Words · · Score: 1

    Can they learn sign language like Gorillas, and communicate with sentence structure to convey an understanding of more abstract concepts like the passage of time? It seems like that could be a possibility, since sentence structure is kind of an extrapolation of spelling.

    Birds (mostly I'm thinking of parrots) are known to develop large vocabularies, and gain a sense of context to the noises they make, as an exchange of information regarding their own situational awareness. Understanding noises and even words, and discerning their meanings relative to context is a task that many animals are capable of. Beyond mere habituation through operant conditioning, we have seen Dolphins, Dogs, Pigs, Horses, Elephants and all the Great Apes perform similar tasks through vocalization. But literacy and text is a pretty interesting twist for baboons.

  4. Scaling Up on The First Universal Quantum Network · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it's going to be a pretty gigantic leap to go from this experiment to an entire Internet. Keeping in mind that they only sent, received, and stored one bit, from one persistent store to another, each of which was capable of store who knows how many bits.

    One bit.

    How many bits (not bytes, bits) make up an "internet"?

    +1 internets to anybody who can give a reasonable answer.

  5. Good on Kubuntu To Be Sponsored By Blue Systems, Rather Than Canonical · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because Unity sucks.

  6. Re:Stealing and breaking? on Giant Touchscreens Coming To NYC Phone Booths · · Score: 3, Interesting
  7. Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream? on America's Secret Underground Ice Fortresses · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

  8. Re:scsi on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Test Storage Media? · · Score: 1

    Error 404 (Not Found)!!1

    Google

    404. That’s an error.

    The requested URL /external_content/untrusted_dlcp/research.google.com/en/archive/disk_failures.pdf was not found on this server. That’s all we know.

  9. Oh God Why? on Firefox Demos Prototype Metro Interface · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 promises to be an awful experience.

    I hate Fennec, and I can't imagine the Metro IE being any better.

    It's like being given the choose between loose stool with oily discharge and ordinary diarrhea.

  10. Grey Goo on Self-Sculpting "Sand" Can Allow Spontaneous Formation of Tools · · Score: 1

    Oh god, here it comes!

    I can't wait for the first industrial accident involving this stuff.

    Required reading: Why The Future Doesn't Need Us

  11. Re:Wow on Tegra 4 Likely To Include Kepler DNA · · Score: 2

    They cloned it from Kepler's blood taken from a mosquito fossilized in amber, obviously. DNA on a chip. Makes perfect sense. Kepler's laws of planetary motion probably add a significant boost to pipeline performance. And what better way to integrate that functionality than by cloning Kepler himself, and regrowing his brain on a chip! I was wondering how long it would take to grow a brain on a chip, after they successfully created a gut on a chip

  12. From 2010 on Studies Link Pesticides To Bee Colony Collapse Disorder · · Score: 5, Informative
    In Italy:

    Following France and Germany, last year the Italian Agriculture Ministry suspended the use of a class of pesticides, nicotine-based neonicotinoids, as a "precautionary measure." The compelling results - restored bee populations - prompted the government to uphold the ban. Yesterday, copies of the film 'Nicotine Bees' were delivered to the US Congress explaining the pesticide's connection to Colony Collapse Disorder. Despite the evidence, why does CCD remain a 'mystery' in the US?

    http://www.treehugger.com/clean-technology/nicotine-bees-population-restored-with-neonicotinoids-ban.html

  13. Re:Will this be any different? on GNOME 3.4 Released · · Score: 0

    Not if you use Unity... (*snicker!*)

  14. Re:This is why we have Tor on The Fall of Data Haven Sealand · · Score: 1

    That's either still in development or imaginary legend lore/vaporware, much like the TacoCopter.

  15. Re:Pah! Antisocial network on Senators Ask Feds To Probe Facebook Log-in Requests · · Score: 1

    Anybody who feels comfortable demanding extremely intrusive access to personal information will likely not even think twice about assuming that anybody who isn't as transparent as the norm probably has something to hide.

    Anybody who feels comfortable providing extremely intrusive access to personal information will likely not even think twice about providing strangers access to company confidential data, and should not be hired.

    Anybody who feels uncomfortable providing extremely intrusive access to personal information, but dumb will likely not even think twice about spamming the fuck out of Facebook with a shit load of useless sock puppet profiles that lead nowhere.

  16. Re:Who first ate a lobster? on Google 'Wasting' $16 Billion On Projects Headed Nowhere · · Score: 1

    Then again, consider the hot dog...

  17. Re:Uhhh...meaning? on Rob Malda (CmdrTaco) Joins the Washington Post · · Score: 1

    The creative vision of an iconoclast like Malda can only add to the zeitgeist that these acolytes inspire.

  18. This Just In! on Scientists Say People Aren't Smart Enough For Democracy To Flourish · · Score: 1

    Recent studies confirm: It * DOES * take one to know one.

  19. Re:why? on Hackers Nab Unreleased Michael Jackson Tracks From Sony · · Score: 1
    *AHEM!*

    ...might I direct your attention to yet another hilarious article which portends similarly ominous disasters, all because someone claimed that maintaining a constant connection to the internet was a good security practice?

    Car Hacking Concerns On the Rise

    AND I QUOTE:

    ...manufacturers will struggle to keep abreast of rapidly-evolving threats unless they organize regular software updates.

  20. BRILLIANT! REGULAR SOFTWARE UPDATES! on Car Hacking Concerns On the Rise · · Score: 1

    The kind that require an "always on" internet connection? Yes, let's increase the exposure of our vehicles. Surely it's better to increase the network availability of an already vulnerable system. Wouldn't want to lock down all radio-based vectors of attack at all. I mean, I know I'll be checking the logs and monitoring the spectrum for transmissions to and from my car, 24/7. That sounds safe.

  21. Re:Well... how else are you gona prove them? on Controversial Bioethicist Resigns From Celltex · · Score: 1

    If I were a doctor, I couldn't imagine making a blanket statement that everyone would want the same thing. Whether or not the patient is healthy, in the vast majority of circumstances, you're patient will have family members, and if anything goes wrong, they WILL want to know why. No matter the life expectancy.

    Life saving, and life threatening decisions always need impeccable documentation of the circumstances. What if the patient doesn't believe you and wants a second decision? Obviously a second opinion isn't an option in trauma and emergency scenarios... but it's a touchy subject of willful opportunism to decide to take advantage of trauma situations, when you have to prove that you didn't decide to take advantage of emergencies for personal gain.

    Or maybe they WANT to suffer and die. If you interfere with a persons wishes, and anything unexpected happens, it risks going before a judge.

    Anyway, even if you save someone's life to day, and yeah, it extends their life for six months but with a far FAR more miserable death... well... is that an unsuable position? Lawyers will argue anything.

  22. Makes Perfect Sense on Sony Ditching Cell Architecture For Next PlayStation? · · Score: 1

    ...a more conventional PC-like architecture provided by AMD.

    So, then I'll just dump $300.00+ on the next generation PlayStation, and ~$60.00 on a game, when I could just play the $60.00 game on my PC, which I already have.