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  1. Re:Can High Intelligence Be a Burden Rather Than . on Can High Intelligence Be a Burden Rather Than a Boon? · · Score: 2

    That... That looks like English...

  2. *Grabs a bowl of popcorn* on Can High Intelligence Be a Burden Rather Than a Boon? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well now, this should end up a wonderful thread full of angsty "geniuses" whining about how they can totally identify with the Termites because no one "gets" them.

  3. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? on FBI Accuses Researcher of Hacking Plane, Seizes Equipment · · Score: 1

    Might be more rules with the police, but at least with private parties in Colorado a verbal agreement is a legally binding contract.

    Even if they had it in writing, a purely one-sided contract would typically count as unconscionable. Since his "chat" with them didn't involve any actual concessions on their part (and "play nice and we won't harass you until the day you die", would make it equally unenforceable), I doubt you'll see them try to press this as a matter of contract law.

    The fact they even mentioned it I'd call more of a smear campaign - The FBI needs to make this guy look like a complete asshole, because any other outcome would require actually acknowledging and fixing the underlying problem, rather than harassing the guy who pointed-and-laughed at the naked emperor.

  4. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? on FBI Accuses Researcher of Hacking Plane, Seizes Equipment · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Roberts said he had met with the Denver office of the FBI two months ago and was asked to back off from his research on avionics â" a request he said he agreed to."

    "Don't look behind the curtain" is not security, however much it gives you the warm and fuzzies.


    So he's scaring people and breaking/threatening-to-break his word, and they're being dicks to him. This may not be statutory justice, but it's poetic.

    Unless he "agreed" to it in the context of a consent decree, that conversation has no more legal binding than agreeing to "keep your nose clean and stay out of trouble". Sorry if that scares you, but we all have the right - and in this case, I would dare say a moral obligation, to expose security flaws in commercial air travel.

    If this really bothers you, try venting your ire at Boeing, not at the messenger.

  5. Re:Mandatory xkcd on GNU Hurd 0.6 Released · · Score: 2

    Nothing wrong with learning new software. When new software brings great features to the table or when it fixes long-standing and hard to squash bugs - Great!

    Learning new software because OMGSHINYNEWPONIES, however? Fuck that. Particularly when the new ponies merely usurp preexisting functionality into a more fragile, unrecoverable environment. When the new ponies mean relatively minor configuration tweaks mean a reboot. When the new ponies speak a language only they can understand, and to hell with all of you who see any benefit in human-readable. When the new ponies have uncontrollable Tourrette's syndrome and like to spew random unintelligible obscenities at the user for no obvious reason and with no warning. When the new ponies don't actually do anything we couldn't do before. When the only reason we even have this discussion on the table involves NIH syndrome at RedHat.

    An init system should do as little as possible, and do it well. Systemd ain't that.

  6. Re:Hasn't this been proven to be junk science? on A 2-Year-Old Has Become the Youngest Person Ever To Be Cryonically Frozen · · Score: 2

    I can remember reading several articles which stated that cryonics doesn't work because the freezing process is not perfect - it does not stop decomposition, which older frozen specimens were starting to show. Why do people still spend money on this?

    See, you've looked at this entirely the wrong way.

    Yes, all these suckers currently having their heads frozen have basically wasted their money. But instead of pointing and laughing, look at it this way - We might someday benefit as a result of using these corpsesicles as guinea-pigs to learn how to slow the clock of decay that starts at the moment of death.

    No, Walt Disney and Matheryn Naovaratpong will never see this universe again; but what we learn from them might buy us an extra five minutes to get proper treatment after a heart attack or stroke.

    So, ix-nay on the "wasting your money" bit! Instead, encourage your rich but scientifically-ignorant friends to "preserve" their bodies "for the future"!

  7. Wikipedia has exactly one problem... on How Many Hoaxes Are On Wikipedia? No One Knows · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The obnoxious cliques of senior editors with god complexes make it virtually impossible to correct anything of substance. And Jimbo cares fuck-all about it as long as enough people click the donation button.

    Sure, you can get into revision wars over whether to use the word "which" or "that" in a given context; but fixing a factual error? Good luck!

    "Citation needed!"
    "But the old, wrong version didn't have a cite either."
    "Doesn't matter, it stays, and my minimum wage burger flipping ass has just banned you for daring to challenge me, you pompous PhD-wielding expert in this particular field!"

  8. Re:photo too blurry on New Horizons Captures First Color Image of Pluto and Charon · · Score: 2

    What use does the average person have for any photo of outer space objects?

    What use does the average person have for photos of their trip to the Grand Canyon? For that matter, what use does the average person have for any space exploration (as distinct from the more practical application of communication satellites)?

    Humans interact with our world in a very vision-centric manner. It "means" more to us to see cool high-res color photos of some distant astronomical object than "knowing" the far more useful data about the makeup of its atmosphere.

    And like it or not, that mean NASA gets more funding for cool pictures than for doing hard science. People care far, far more about the Mars rovers because they empathize with those plucky little robots still carrying on despite adversity (and sending back pictures to prove it), than because they fulfilled their primary mission objectives.

  9. Re: Grats, Google, you've violated Cdn Constitutio on Chrome 42 Launches With Push Notifications · · Score: 1

    Chrome is default on both android and chromeos. Indeed google maintains a complete monopoly of what browser you can use on chromeos.

    Okay, I'll grant you ChromeOS, but Android? Since when? I have two Androids (one tablet, and one fairly new phone), and both use some no-name no-frills browser by default, I had to explicitly install Chrome separately.

  10. Re:That's great news! on Cornell Study: For STEM Tenure Track, Women Twice As Likely To Be Hired As Men · · Score: 1

    Or, that their experience tells them women perform better. Or smell better. Or (and this one is provable) account for a hell of a lot less cases of harassment in the workplace.

    So can they also discriminate by hiring more Asians because they're smarter? More Jews because they make better accountants? How about more blacks because the CEO made a bet on the company basketball team this year?

    "Positive" stereotypes can cause just as much damage as negative ones.


    / "Smell better"? Seriously??? At this point, I hope for your sake you mean this whole thread as a troll.

  11. Re:Grats, Google, you've violated Cdn Constitution on Chrome 42 Launches With Push Notifications · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does your iPhone violate Canadian law as well? It too has push notifications.

    Make no mistake, I will disable or somehow block this "feature". But seriously - You can't really whine too loudly over your favorite free and not-default-on-any-platform program suddenly including a feature you don't like.

  12. Re:That's great news! on Cornell Study: For STEM Tenure Track, Women Twice As Likely To Be Hired As Men · · Score: 1

    That is painfully stupid.

    As opposed to imaginary backpacks? Now that takes some stones, friend!


    The bigger part is the degree of difficulty.

    Which the study from TFA kindly establishes - Just by changing to the pink shirt, the difficulty setting drops in half.

    Oh, wait, probably not the point you meant to make...

  13. Re:Solution to electronic cheaters on Chess Grandmaster Used iPhone To Cheat During Tournament · · Score: 2

    *shudder* While I'm sure this is someone's idea of where rule #34 should apply ... a bunch of nekkid/pasty/flabby chess players is a terrible idea.

    And almost overnight, the world of chess would get obliterated by the Muzychuk sisters, as every opponent (except each other) conceded the match "and then literally run to the toilet".

  14. Re:What. The. Hell. on Bolivia Demands Assange Apologize For Deliberately False Leaks To the US · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is that Assange guy doing?

    Masterfully trolling the US government?

    I mean, c'mon... Getting us to take down a plane carrying the president of a sovereign nation? Fucking beautiful!.

    And can you deny that we deserve it, for listening to intelligence from someone actively resisting extradition not because he fears because he fears a cushy Swedish prison, but because he fears subsequent rendition to the US?

  15. Unicorns, skittles, rainbows, etc. on Researchers Developing An Algorithm That Can Detect Internet Trolls · · Score: 4, Insightful

    within the first ten posts after the user joins

    So, this algorithm only needs nine more posts than a troll will actually make per throwaway account, then?

    That's some mighty fine police work there, Lou!

  16. Re:Disturbing. on Japanese Court Orders Google To Remove Negative Reviews From Google Maps · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As in if someone anonymously puts up a poster on private land that defames you, you actually get to challenge it in court and if it's found to be libel it's taken down.

    Uh, no. Not even close to how it works in reality.

    If I put up a poster in my front yard (in the United States) defaming a Japanese doctor, a Japanese court has zero ability to make me take it down.

    Look at this from a less "I personally approve of this ruling" angle - If a Saudi court rules that the New York Times needs to recall an issue for an offensive cartoon, would you expect the NYT to actually round up every printed copy in the US, or just to stop the delivery of that day's issue to Saudi addresses?

  17. Re:Hello? The 21st Century Calling on US Blocks Intel From Selling Xeon Chips To Chinese Supercomputer Projects · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are you somehow incapable of understanding how export control laws work? If they're banned from certain US technology and for purpose, then any route around that through any 3rd party would be illegal.

    Aaand... China cares about that why?

    "Yes, we'd like to order 33,000 ThinkStation P700s, please? Yes, two E5-2697's, please. No, no OS. No memory either. Also no storage. Video card... hold on, let me ask our chief res... er... office manager... Okay, yes, how many Tesla K80's can you fit in one of those? Let's go with that, then. Do you take UnionPay? No? Hmm, gold bullion? Wow, rough checkout process here! Paypal? Great! Oh, can I get a tracking number when you ship it? Thanks."

    Are you somehow incapable of understanding that you can't magically stop someone from getting milk while continuing to sell them live cows?

  18. Actions have consequences. on US Blocks Intel From Selling Xeon Chips To Chinese Supercomputer Projects · · Score: 3, Funny

    "US: No more supercomputer simulations for you!"
    "China: Okay, we'll just go back to actual above-ground nuclear testing"
    "US: But you signed a test ban!"
    "China: Come and stop us."

    This seriously cannot end well. China already has a large arsenal of nuclear weapons, this goes so far beyond the scale of our pissing contest with Iran as to make it almost laughable (if it didn't potentially involve the world ending in a nuclear holocaust).

  19. Re: Warning!!! on 'Let's Encrypt' Project Strives To Make Encryption Simple · · Score: 5, Insightful

    we live in the Surveillance Age now and will probably be for the rest of our lives.

    Probably true - But I'll still use encryption for my private files and communications. I'll still refrain from screaming what I had for breakfast into the ether. I'll still make up random information when registering for any service that doesn't need real info to perform its core function. I'll still "fuzz" personal details when relevant to discussions on sites such as Slashdot. I'll still bait telemarketers even though they probably know more about me than I do. And, I'll still make Officer Twitchy get a warrant to search my phone, even if it means I get shot in the back trying to peacefully walk away.

    Accepting the reality of something doesn't mean you should just give up - We all unavoidably die, why don't we all just commit suicide now and save ourselves the hassle of wasting all that time working and sleeping and exercising-so-we-can-live-longer and such? Sometimes, "accepting" something means "fight harder anyway".

  20. And with this, we learn the real solution to the Fermi paradox - Not warlike tendencies among apex predators capable of becoming sentient, not resource starvation before getting off-planet (though close to that), not Reapers or something similar, not the actual absence of habitable planets - But simply the ease of developing ecosystem-destroying technology vs the complexity of understanding the chaotic interdependence of planet-sized ecosystems.

    We had a nice run, humanity. Maybe the Blattarian race that succeeds us in a few million years will do better.

  21. Wow, just imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

    / Dating myself
    // Hurry up, Rosie, or we'll miss the movie!

  22. Re: NIMBY strikes again on Amid Controversy, Construction of Telescope In Hawaii Halted · · Score: 1

    Quit playing obtuse. The Hawaiian Department of Land and Natural Resources gave the University of Hawaii an exclusive lease to use that land. Whether that department consists of "Natives" or haole, you racist, your elected government made a deal on your behalf.

    You don't get to go back on that deal just because some BS "native rights" movement has grown in popularity over the past few years.

  23. Re:Managers need an algorithm for that? on Netflix Algorithm Tells You When Your Best Employee Is About To Leave You · · Score: 4, Informative

    With the exception of companies that treat employees so abusively that they just leave in the middle of the afternoon in a torrent of obscenities, for the most part it works as follows:

    Employee finds a new job. Employee gives two weeks notice (or more, sometimes). Employer escorts employee off the premises immediately and pays them for two weeks of "vacation".

    or...

    Employee gets called to a random meeting. On entering, employee sees his manager, one HR person, and possibly one random middle-management "witness" (point #1 - If you ever encounter this situation, immediately demand to have your own witness present, because they legally can and will lie to you about every materially relevant aspect of the ensuing discussion). They hand employee a pile of papers, ask for a bunch of signatures (point #2 - You have no obligation to sign a damned thing, this counts as your last bit of leverage to negotiate for things like prolonged severance, and some of it, such as anticompetes, you do not ever want to sign at an exit interview no matter what they offer you). Employer escorts employee off the premises immediately and pays them for two weeks (or as negotiated) of severance pay.

    And yes, for any European friends reading this, that counts as the norm in most of the US. Companies really only deviate from that script in one situation - They so desperately need the employee that the employee actually leaving would temporarily cripple a significant portion of the company. In that case, they play nice and pretend to let you stick around for an extra two weeks - Meanwhile, your computer access drops to the point that you can't do anything but play solitaire (if even that), and you suddenly have a shadow ostensibly there to "facilitate" your knowledge dump (because rookies from security make excellent facilitators, of course).

  24. Re:Managers need an algorithm for that? on Netflix Algorithm Tells You When Your Best Employee Is About To Leave You · · Score: 1

    We agree completely - I didn't mean to disagree with you, just clarifying about UI. :)

  25. Re:Managers need an algorithm for that? on Netflix Algorithm Tells You When Your Best Employee Is About To Leave You · · Score: 3, Informative

    If 70% of your salary is not enough to make ends meet, you are living well beyond your means.

    Most states cap that - Mine caps it at just about $350/week. That doesn't even cover my mortgage.