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  1. Re:Open source + no hardware innovation: reusabili on Oregon Government Supporting Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny
    Dammit! That is, ah, coal with water.


    Their system of measurment suggests so too...

  2. Re:Open source + no hardware innovation: reusabili on Oregon Government Supporting Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seeing as how Oregon is so close to the hydroelectic power nearby, perhaps the grandparent post is confusing oil with water? :)

  3. Re:Oblig Steve Irwin quote on Crocodile's Immune System Kills HIV · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ok, I'll bite. (ha!)

    If you weren't married... what?

    You'd death roll Steve Irwin?

  4. Re:So... on Crocodile's Immune System Kills HIV · · Score: 1
    Oh wait...for that I'd need a reason to use them in the first place...


    Try putting one on a shower head and turning the water on, then tie it off after it's got about 60 gallons in it and leave it for someone to find.

  5. Re:This research... on Crocodile's Immune System Kills HIV · · Score: 0
    personally, I use "+1 underrated" to award points to funny posts


    I prefer to use "-1 overrated" after seeing the follwing somewhere:



    A "practical joker" deserves the applause for his wit according to its quality. Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling. But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.

    -- Lazarus Long

  6. Re:You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! on Anti-Phishers Pose as Phishers to Make Point · · Score: 1
    Dear Sir or Madam,

    I altered my relationship to you to 'friend', because that was truly hilarious and I bask in light of your comedic genious. Truly, this is brilliant, like a washing machine in a bikini.


    But I then altered it back to neuteral, because I wish I had thought of it and now I hate you.


    Damn you all to hell,
    Me

  7. Re:Where the hell are they getting 20GB drives? on Xbox360 Pricing, 2 Models at Launch · · Score: 2, Funny
    They are probably getting them here [ebay.com]


    That would explain all the "R U 133T @ ebay? Make $4,000 / week!!one1" signs posted on the side of the road in the Redmond/Bellevue area.

  8. Re:well, that will probably be bad on Xbox360 Pricing, 2 Models at Launch · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, XBox Live Silver is now free- I suspect that smaller amounts of data (game saves and the like) will be available through Live. Log in to your account from a friends house and play co-op on a game from one of your own saves without carrying a card (or XBox) with you. Play your unlocked Dead or Alive content too- I think I remember seeing something along the lines of personally customizable textures from a PC, that would all need some sort of Live connection for multiplayer stuff anyways, why not use it again to solve a no hard drive issue?

  9. Re:UK buyers screwed again? on Xbox360 Pricing, 2 Models at Launch · · Score: 1

    I'd say that it's more likely Microsoft is trying to protect themselves a bit from USD v JPY v EUR currency issues.

  10. Re:Imagine on Heliodisplay In Production · · Score: 1
    Just got a "massage" last night, aka...


    Holy crap! Where's the'+1 Waaaaay Too Informative' mod?

  11. Re:Maybe the sky isn't blue, either on The Milky Way is Not a Spiral? · · Score: 1
    What is a color if not something that we perceive to be as such?


    And who's to say that we all percieve the same wavelength identically? ie: Is everyone's favorite color really the same?


    <CouawfeeTawlk>
    Discuss.
    </CouawfeeTawlk>

  12. Re:I wonder, though on Warren Spector on Licensing · · Score: 1

    I think that these movies seem different in comparison to the popularity of movies that we've seen in the last few years.

    Spider-man
    LOTR 1, 2, & 3
    Harry Potter 1, 2, & 3
    Shrek 1 & 2
    Pirates of the Carribean
    The Incredibles
    Star Wars I, II, III

    Worldwide total: $28,524,243,485.00
      http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/alltimegross?region= world-wide
    No guarantees for my fat fingers with the calculator, but that's a ton of money. This years movies don't really compare to me, even just scanning over the list for 2005.

  13. Re:Conservative Govt Should Support this.... on Top Level .xxx Domain Concept Under Scrutiny · · Score: 1

    They just don't realize that the .com TLD is already a virtual red light district.

  14. Re:Oh please... on Top Level .xxx Domain Concept Under Scrutiny · · Score: 1
    Oh boy, I'm already wishing for 2008 to arrive...


    You thought you were excited before? Wait until you see http://www.walken2008.com/ !


    Too good to be true, but I think I just found my write-in! :D

  15. Re:Okay, that's it... on Xbox 360 Launch to Face Several Hurdles · · Score: 1

    And this is why we don't preorder, children. Go the day of release and buy the item- if it's not available, complain. Companies that want to make money will have to stock things to sell them. Preorders for over-the-counter product is just another method for the customer to become the corporate tool. Who needs to satisfy a customer when you've already got their money?

  16. Re:Hollywood's next move on Warren Spector on Licensing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh God, did I just post that?! It always looks ok before the [Submit]...

    /me cries...

  17. Re:Hollywood's next move on Warren Spector on Licensing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't forget the rise of the home theater, and the terrific increase in public assholes...

  18. Re:Syntax? on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 1

    The article mentions that they will be in the tens of nanometers for now, working toward the single digit nanometers in the future.

  19. Re:Coming Soon: Time Travel on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 1

    Interesting that a demand for royalties comes from someone using a .gif...

    and holy crap, I thought Scott Adams needed art classes! (I kid, I kid- I have no room to talk...)

  20. Re:Laws of physics on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 2, Funny
    I guess I'm going to have to go disappoint all those quantum computation researchers


    Why do I get the feeling that if you can find them, you won't be able to affect their momentum?

  21. Re:Parents can't say NO to their kids, today on Parents 'ignore game age ratings' · · Score: 1
    There's nothing wrong with wanting to be nice to a child. However, having a child exert some effort in part helps impart self respect, responsibility, and good judgement. Parenting is more than keeping a kid appeased and without permanent damage. Sometimes the best course of action requires some sacrafice or discomfort.

    I grew up a few houses from a fairly wealthy family that purchased a new car for their son. Two weeks later, the car was totaled and the son was getting another new car to replace it. The next accident was a few months later and once again the car was damaged so completely it also had to be replaced. This time I was shocked to find out he had demanded a brand new Camaro.
    I was even more shocked when he actually got it.


    Sacrafice imparts a sense of value. Of course, there's extreames on both sides and balance is important, but there's far more rewarding gifts than expensive vehicles and 60" televisions.

  22. Re:We knew this on Parents 'ignore game age ratings' · · Score: 1

    Except that in this case, the tiresome shrieking and wailing is coming from the parents that actually bought the freakin' game in the first place.

  23. Re:Options... on Intel Plans to Overhaul Chip Architecture · · Score: 1

    ...
    Option 6: ??? / Profit!
    Option 7: Save money for 18 months and buy out AMD.

  24. Re:Begged For An Intern on Summer Internships - The Good, and the Bad? · · Score: 1
    ...and the fact that MS hired the decent local talent it did not go well. ... Can't compete with the big companies.


    Is it all that bad in India already? Sheesh, you'd think it would've been a few years at least...

  25. Re:But... on The NetBSD Toaster · · Score: 1

    But will your toasts survive kernel panics?

    And if it's toasting a bagel, do you get a core dump?