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  1. Re:Responsibility? on Starting Now At Netflix: Unlimited Maternity and Paternity Leave · · Score: 1

    We should only let the purest of race, the smartest, most noble people reproduce.

    No, no, no, it's not like that at all. Obviously the GP meant that only the richest people should be allowed to reproduce.

  2. Re:2nd time this year the article has shown up on Lexus Unveils Its Working Hoverboard · · Score: 1

    Last time it was only a teaser trailer. You barely saw anyone put so much as a foot on the hoverboard until now.

  3. Braces? on Parts of SOPA Hiding Inside a Boring Case About Invisible Braces · · Score: 4, Informative

    Parts of SOPA Hiding Inside a Boring Case About Invisible Braces

    You could have at least explained the bit in the headline about braces (the teeth kind) in the summary:

    At first glance, ClearCorrect v. ITC looks pretty banal. It’s a case about a 3D printing model file for invisible braces. ClearCorrect, an Invisalign competitor, had a subsidiary in Pakistan create 3D models of braces, which it then sent from Pakistan to the US over the internet. ClearCorrect then 3D-printed the braces in its Texas offices, a move that might infringe Invisalign patents. (The validity of the patents is being disputed in both court and at the US Patent & Trademark Office.)

  4. "Bizarre" terrain? on Tilting 4WD 'Spider Car' Makes Light Work of Bizarre Terrain · · Score: 2

    Tilting 4WD 'Spider Car' Makes Light Work of Bizarre Terrain

    I'm guessing whoever came up with that headline grew up in a town. A very flat town.

    "A bit of a hill with rocks in" is not bizarre terrain.

  5. They better get it right this time on Dungeons & Dragons Is Getting a Film Franchise · · Score: 1

    As long as they remember to put in a cute redhead girl with an invisibility cape, we're good. Oh, and Danny DeVito as a hard-drinking Dungeon Master. Maybe cut the kid with the unicorn.

  6. Re:Back in my day on Toshiba, SanDisk Piloting 3D NAND That Doubles Previous Capacity · · Score: 1

    *cups ear* Whut?!

  7. Re:Puzzling on Pictures of a Comet From 9 Meters Away · · Score: 1

    You would think the engineers would have had such a test for so crucial piece of equipment as the landing restraint system.

    Of course they did. Stop being so obtuse.

  8. Re:Puzzling on Pictures of a Comet From 9 Meters Away · · Score: 2

    You would have thought the cold gas thrusters would have been checked out before a landing attempt was made.

    Oh, well, there we are then. Obviously they just had to have them "checked out" and everything would have worked fine.

    Perhaps, though, you'd care to expand that two-word phrase a little, and explain to all of us exactly how you would have ensured that this sensitive piece of scientific equipment could survive a journey of ten years through space to land on a tiny ball of spinning rock and have everything go exactly to plan with absolutely no possibility of failure.

    Landing on a comet ain't like dusting crops, boy.

  9. Re:Puzzling on Pictures of a Comet From 9 Meters Away · · Score: 1

    It is puzzling why the lander moved so radically after landing.

    Puzzling to you, perhaps, but then you didn't consider the possibility that you're ill-informed.

    The landing system failed; had it worked, obviously, the lander would have, well, landed properly.

  10. Re:The problem with emoji on Unicode Consortium Looks At Symbols For Allergies · · Score: 1

    It means sheep, just like the English word "sheep" means sheep.

    I've now used the word "sheep" too many times for one day.

  11. Re:Just memorize them [Re:I hate hieroglyphics] on Unicode Consortium Looks At Symbols For Allergies · · Score: 1

    The whole reason we abandoned hieroglyphic representations of language was so that we wouldn't have to learn 80,000 hanzi.

    And the whole point of emojis is that you don't have to learn them either, because you already know what a poo looks like.

  12. Re:give them an award on Girls Catfish ISIS On Social Media For Travel Money · · Score: 1

    the CIA and FSB can trip over themselves encouraging this

    What makes you think they're not doing it already, with considerably more success and efficiency?

  13. Re:The problem with pictograms on Unicode Consortium Looks At Symbols For Allergies · · Score: 2

    The problem with pictograms is they don't mean squat to someone who doesn't already know what they mean.

    But people generally do know what they mean, even if they've never seen an emoji before. The emoji for "sheep" is a cartoon sheep. Grammar is another matter, of course...

    If that weren't the case, Egyptian Hieroglyphics would still be in active use...

    Hierogylphics aren't pictograms. The hieroglyphic symbol that looks like an eye doesn't mean "eye."

  14. Re:Nice. on Girls Catfish ISIS On Social Media For Travel Money · · Score: 1

    1. Who is going to press charges?

    Same "person" who presses charges when a murder is committed. Hint: it's not the victim.

    2. They used fake photos and the like, so I'm under the impression they did a good enough job covering their tracks. Hopefully they did

    It's right there in the first sentence of the summary:

    Yahoo Travel reported that three women in Chechnya took ISIS for $3,300 before getting caught.

  15. Re:Why build one on Epic Mega Bridge To Connect America With Russia Gets Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    They should've sent, uh... someone who watched the movie more recently.

  16. Re:Less noise on JAXA Successfully Tests Its D-SEND Low-Noise Supersonic Aircraft · · Score: 1

    Yeees. And?

  17. And... on Robots Must Be Designed To Be Compassionate, Says SoftBank CEO · · Score: 1

    Robots Must Be Designed To Be Compassionate

    And, if possible, sexy.

  18. Re:Planet of the Apes joke, please? on NY Judge Rules Research Chimps Are Not 'Legal Persons' · · Score: 1

    No!

  19. Smart chimps on NY Judge Rules Research Chimps Are Not 'Legal Persons' · · Score: 1

    two research chimps at Stony Brook University

    http://www.chimpcare.org/asset...

  20. Re:Pirate anyway on Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May Making Show For Amazon · · Score: 1

    You know the X3 is wack...

    Yes, I think that's exactly how James May put it.

  21. Won't or can't? on Germany Won't Prosecute NSA, But Bloggers · · Score: 2

    Germany Won't Prosecute NSA

    Could they even do so if they wanted to?

  22. Re:Why did it only happened on Samsung's SSDs? on Samsung Finds, Fixes Bug In Linux Trim Code · · Score: 1

    Because there are two different bugs at issue here. There was a bug in the Linux kernel which Samsung fixed; and some of their drives have broken queued TRIM support. Summary makes a mess of it.

  23. It's been happening a lot longer than that on The Biohacking Movement and Open Source Insulin · · Score: 1

    Since early last century, insulin has been produced from the pancreas of animals.

    I didn't release the pancreas was such a recent evolutionary development.

  24. Re:Meredith was totally within his rights on Kentucky Man Arrested After Shooting Down Drone · · Score: 1

    I just looked up the Cincinnati case. Seems the cop's lawyer doesn't think it was murder:

    "Murder is the purposeful killing of another," [the cop's laywer] said. "There wasn't any purpose to kill this fella."

    Some excellent lawyer logic.

  25. At last, they're harnessing all that hot air coming out of Washington for something useful.

    On a more serious note, what are the benefits/costs of using AC over DC in the home? Would things be more efficient if we continued to receive AC down the wires, converted it to DC in the basement, and fed everything with DC? Seems like plenty of devices really want DC, and come with those lovely hand-warming bricks.

    Do modern TVs run on AC, or are they just converting it to DC internally as well?

    Despite getting good grades in physics, I've never quite grasped electricity as a concept...