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  1. Re:Old News... on Blowing On Money To Tell If It Is Counterfeit · · Score: 1

    This is not NEW!

    Woah, calm down. No-one said "things that change colour" were new.

  2. Bit rude on Collin Graver and his Wooden Bicycle (Video) · · Score: 1

    And not all wooden bicycles made today are as crude as Collin's.

    I'm sure you could have found a nicer way of putting that.

  3. Re:Holodeck!!!! on Laser Creates Quantum Whirlpool · · Score: 1

    *plop* into a pile of bio-goo

    People should clean it out after they've used it.

  4. I know what it's for on Major Brain Pathway Rediscovered After Century-old Confusion, Controversy · · Score: 1

    It's the part of the brain that spots typos.

    They describes the history and controversy of the elusive pathway

    Or maybes not.

  5. Where does the "machine-learning" come in? on Machine-Learning Algorithm Ranks the World's Most Notable Authors · · Score: 1

    It all sounds fairly standard, as these things go.What has earned it the "machine-learning" distinction?

  6. Re:completely new variants on Magic Tricks Created Using Artificial Intelligence For the First Time · · Score: 1

    It's a completely new definition of the word "variant."

  7. Re:What about the male stereotypes? on Sweden Considers Adding "Sexism" Ratings To Video Games · · Score: 1

    Disney princesses (mindless bimbos

    Which, if any, particular Disney princesses do you rate as "mindless bimbos"?

  8. Re:How about "not diamond"? on Scientists Discover Diamond Nanothreads · · Score: 1

    Diamond is characterized by each carbon bonding with 4 other carbons. You can't get a thread out of it.

    Not that this is a diamond - the paper doesn't use the word, apparently - but doesn't that depend how you define "thread"? I don't see anything in the summary about the size of these things, so what if they're 100 atoms thick? At what thickness could they no longer be diamond?

  9. Re:Wrong approach on Open Source Self-Healing Software For Virtual Machines · · Score: 1

    sysadmins could emulate inoculation by handing specific details of threats directly to A3

    Sounds a bit like... well, like practically all other AV software, doesn't it?

  10. Re:Wrong approach on Open Source Self-Healing Software For Virtual Machines · · Score: 1

    So, basically you welcome viruses and malware

    No, of course not. Why would you think that?

    In reality, it is far better to vaccinate and never get sick, than it is to self-repair after you get a virus.

    Nice soundbite, until you remember that there aren't vaccines for every single disease (or even better, when you remember the analogy between the immune system and a server is a tenuous one at best)

  11. The only winning move is not to boot.

  12. Oh, his OWN hands, right on Entrepreneur Injects Bitcoin Wallets Into Hands · · Score: 1

    Entrepreneur Injects Bitcoin Wallets Into Hands

    You know, you could've squeezed "his" into the title. It's not like you have to pay per character.

    I thought he was either selling this as a service or going around at night injecting unsuspecting passers-by.

  13. Headline seems a little misleading on How To Mathematically Predict Lightning Strikes · · Score: 3, Informative

    How To Mathematically Predict Frequency of Lightning Strikes Over A Large Area

    FTFY. Also, "mathematically"? Well, yes, some rather simple multiplication is involved, but you're also going to have to go out measure precipitation and CAPE.

  14. Re:Huh on Comet Probe Philae To Deploy Drill As Battery Life Wanes · · Score: 1

    No, the design and planning were rigorously thought out - certainly rigorously enough to withstand five minutes of bewildered pondering from a Slashdotter after the fact.

    The actual problem here is that landing on a comet is really hard.

    Why can't it back off and take another run at it?

    Ask the guys at ESA. They could probably explain in great detail exactly what the probe is and isn't capable of and why they took the decisions they did after years of planning and cost-benefit analyses. They probably even have graphs.

  15. Re:Pedantic on Internet Voting Hack Alters PDF Ballots In Transmission · · Score: 1

    Whoever it is - if there is anyone - they'll be relying on people having exactly that attitude to get away with it.

  16. Your headlines are annoying and condescending on Your Incompetent Boss Is Making You Unhappy · · Score: 1

    Your Incompetent Boss Is Making You Unhappy

    No he isn't. Who started this stupid trend of headlines that think they know you?

  17. The answer on How YouTube Music Key Will Redefine What We Consider Music · · Score: 2

    How YouTube Music Key Will Redefine What We Consider Music

    The answer, of course, is "not at all."

    What a bloody stupid headline.

  18. Re:Rule 34 on Crowd-Sourced Experiment To Map All Human Skills · · Score: 1

    and outdrew Sarah Bernhardt!

    Wow. Life was tough in frontier fin-de-siècle Paris, huh?

  19. Re:Are renewable energy generators up to task ? on Denmark Faces a Tricky Transition To 100 Percent Renewable Energy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lets use some German numbers

    Nein!

  20. Woo-hoo! on HBO Developing Asimov's Foundation Series As TV Show · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I don't have to read the books.

  21. Re:Science fiction comes to life, again on The Disgruntled Guys Who Babysit Our Aging Nuclear Missiles · · Score: 1

    Come to think of it, they may well have done exactly that.

    But what if one of the guys is called Mark? He could get distracted.

  22. What? on How To End Online Harassment · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gendered bigotry against women is widely considered to be "in bounds" by Internet commenters

    Is it? Is it really?

    Are you sure it's not only considered as such by a tiny but vocal and offensive minority?

  23. Re:Science fiction comes to life, again on The Disgruntled Guys Who Babysit Our Aging Nuclear Missiles · · Score: 1

    There's an unintentionally hilarious scene in Godzilla where two soldiers practically scream "1... 2... 3!" in each other's faces, then turn their keys. Firstly, because they're shouting even though there's nothing loud going on, secondly because the keys are placed so close together it would have been easier for one of them to turn both.

    Also one of them should have said, "wait, wait... on three, or after 3?"

    I wonder if there's a specific regulation on that.

  24. Re:SubjectsInCommentsAreStupid on Nevada Earthquake Swarm Increases Chance of Larger Quake · · Score: 1
  25. Re:this does nothing on A/C Came Standard On Some Armored Dinosaur Models · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess you'd better call paleontologist Jason Bourke and his team of scientists at Ohio University and tell them what a bunch of idiots they are.

    Let's say the air outside is 100F and your blood is 98F so you want to cool down.

    It was really hot yesterday. I put a sweater on. I got even hotter! Therefore sweaters are always useless.