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  1. Re:Researchers find new way to build quantum compu on Researchers Find New Way To Build Quantum Computers (reuters.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's no way of knowing if one's been left on the floor until you stand on it.

  2. Re:Add in the 'low-contrast text' fad... on It's Official: Users Navigate Flat UI Designs 22 Percent Slower (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    difficult to read

    ...says the person who starts their comment in the subject line...

  3. Re:No it is not on The Solar Eclipse of 2017 Destroyed Lots of Rental Camera Gear (petapixel.com) · · Score: 1

    Doh... I did mean to say partially eclipsed. Oops. A partially eclipsed Sun is still technically "eclipsed," but... yeah, not as clear as it was meant to be.

  4. Re:No it is not on The Solar Eclipse of 2017 Destroyed Lots of Rental Camera Gear (petapixel.com) · · Score: 1

    That's like saying that walking across a motorway opens the chance of being hit by a car, but in and of itself it's not more dangerous than walking across an empty field.

    The reason people are warned not to look at an eclipse isn't because it's more dangerous, it's because people [don't receive the usual physiological stimulus] to look away.

    ...which is exactly what makes it more dangerous. I don't get why people keep insisting on playing semantic games for the sake of being contrary.

  5. Re:No it is not on The Solar Eclipse of 2017 Destroyed Lots of Rental Camera Gear (petapixel.com) · · Score: 1

    First of all, this whole mania about not looking at the sun ever is absurd.

    No-one said anything about not looking at the Sun ever.

    People do it all the time between eclipses with no lasting damage.

    Looking at an eclipsed Sun - even for the same amount of time (which is "very little") that you could stare at an uneclipsed Sun without incurring damage - is still more dangerous.

  6. Re:Hardly use my TV on Sharp Announces 8K Consumer TVs Now That We All Have 4K (theverge.com) · · Score: 1
  7. Do we? on Sharp Announces 8K Consumer TVs Now That We All Have 4K (theverge.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    We All Have 4K

    News to me.

  8. Is Apple putting a gun to these people's heads?

  9. Thursday a judge lifted some restrictions so that Hutchins is now allowed to travel to Milwaukee

    Hey, what happened to "no cruel or unusual punishment"?

  10. Re:Not a new kind on New Kind of Gravitational Wave Source Detected? (nature.com) · · Score: 1

    That's why it says new kind of graviational wave source.

    Or at least it does now.

  11. It's not implying that at all. It's implying that censorship is not enough to excuse a breach of copyright.

  12. Double negative on Wading Through AccuWeather's Response (daringfireball.net) · · Score: 1

    a denial that they never stole anyone's cash.

    So they do steal cash? Those rat bastards!

  13. What could possibly go wrong? on People Are Using Recycled Laptop Batteries To Power Their Homes (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Sounds good. Those things never explode, right?

  14. iTunes/Winamp on What Happened To Winamp? (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    "There's no reason that Winamp couldn't be in the position that iTunes is in today

    Are the two that comparable? Winamp's a media player. iTunes is a front-end for a store and a device manager.

  15. Because it was a hybrid and the on-board computer was synced to the battery recharge cycles, the car owner couldn't simply replace the car key without risking the car battery to overcharge and catch fire.

    ...what?

  16. Re:Oh my god will you bloody editors do some work on Developer Accidentally Deletes Three-Month of Work With Visual Studio Code (bingj.com) · · Score: 1

    Memes like that don't belong on any site that wants itself to be taken remotely seriously as a source of news, especially when they are indistinguishable from typos.

    What next, stories about how Facebook "can haz all our datas"?

  17. Re:Oh my god will you bloody editors do some work on Developer Accidentally Deletes Three-Month of Work With Visual Studio Code (bingj.com) · · Score: 1

    Memes don't belong on any site that wants itself to be taken remotely seriously as a source of news, especially when they are indistinguishable from typos.

    What next, stories about how Facebook "can haz all our datas"?

  18. Oh my god will you bloody editors do some work on Developer Accidentally Deletes Three-Month of Work With Visual Studio Code (bingj.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    A developer accidentally three-month of his work.

    I think someone accidentally a word.

    And what the hell is a "three-month"? If that was ever a thing, it hasn't been for about 300 years.

  19. Re:Just a reminder on Trump Adviser Steve Bannon is Leaving White House Post (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Perhaps "conflict-intolerant" would be a better way of putting it.

  20. We apologise for the accidental civil danger warning. Now here's a real one: don't swim in the water around Guam. Since the first civil danger warning it's gone a funny brown colour.

  21. The water turning brown around Guam is actually just some new experimental oceanic camouflage.

  22. In addition,

    the Guam Power Authority (GPA) reported there were two scheduled outages, for emergency interruption of power, at 2:30 p.m. and 7 p.m., August 14:

    "Unrelated to the EAS unauthorized test,

    the Guam Power Authority (GPA) reported there were two scheduled outages, for emergency interruption of power, at 2:30 p.m. and 7 p.m., August 14

    What is a scheduled outage for emergency interruption, anyway?

    And when is it again?

  23. Re:Mrs. Mash's AGENDA! on I Bought a Book About the Internet From 1994 and None of the Links Worked (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    How is your post buried? It's right there, where it should be. It was the first reply to this comment. Where else should it be?

  24. Re:We can already see the future on 'See the Future Firefox Right Now' (cnet.com) · · Score: 2

    My first thought: Will it be faster? Will it be lighter? No?

    Or yes. Yes is the other possibility.

  25. His name's Monday? on Researcher Who Stopped WannaCry Pleads Not Guilty to Creating Banking Malware (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Monday, the well-known security researcher

    I thought he was called Marcus.