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  1. Re:Pi is not a ratio. It is irrational. on Ask Slashdot: How Reproducible Is Arithmetic In the Cloud? · · Score: 1

    Pi is not a ratio.

    Who needs to go back to math class now?

    The number [pi] is a mathematical constant that is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter,

    That's a ratio, in case you missed it. A ratio.

  2. Re:one small problem on Ask Slashdot: How Reproducible Is Arithmetic In the Cloud? · · Score: 1

    PI is a ratio. Just like 1/3, neither can be precisely represented using decimals.

    pi can't be printed in full in any base, but 1/3 can. 0.1 in base 3.

  3. Re:I'm research the long-term consistency and ... on Ask Slashdot: How Reproducible Is Arithmetic In the Cloud? · · Score: 1

    Aleksandr Orlov. Computer-ma-bob.

  4. Re:Here comes the flood.... on FCC To Consider Cellphone Use On Planes · · Score: 1

    Except people tend to talk louder on the phone than in person...

    I heard that part of this is because mobile phones, unlike fixed line phones, don't echo back what you say. We (us old fogies, anyway) are so conditioned by years of hearing our own voice coming back out of the speaker (albeit at a low level) on a fixed line that when we use a mobile phone, our brains immediately think it's not working and we crank up the volume.

    I said we CRANK UP THE VOLUME.

  5. Re:They sold out a long time ago on Mozilla's 2012 Annual Report: 90% of Revenue Came From Google · · Score: 2

    Utter nonsense. It breaks nothing to disable third party cookies. Absolutely nothing.

    It broke YouTube commenting.

  6. Re:They sold out a long time ago on Mozilla's 2012 Annual Report: 90% of Revenue Came From Google · · Score: 1

    This is FUD. Please demonstrate any problems with default 3rd party blocking, other than advertising and tracking.

    Inability to comment on YouTube after the switch to Google+.

  7. Re:How much will it cost me? on NASA's Next Frontier: Growing Plants On the Moon · · Score: 1

    Not as much as you'd think, but it's collect only.

  8. Re:3d printed Trex bone liberator pistol on 3D-Printed Dinosaur Bones "Like Gutenberg's Printing Press" For Paleontologists · · Score: 1

    Just for kicks I want a dino-bone shaped liberator

    Really now, calling it that is just taking feminism too far.

    Oh, wait, it's a gun? Never mind.

  9. Re:Brought to you by on New Smart Glasses Allow Nurses To See Veins Through Skin · · Score: 1

    The article is grabbing headlines because they packaged it into a eye-glass format.

    O2-amp

    Although perhaps tellingly I can't find any real demo images...

  10. Re:We keep dancing around it on Mystery Humans Spiced Up Ancients' Sex Lives · · Score: 1

    I have done much soul searching on the subject and I'm quite settled into the fact that I'm not racist.

    If you had to think about it that hard, had to "settle into" it, and still feel you have to mention it...

    What I'm getting at is that the only "pure human" seems to be the black African human.

    Which black African humans are you referring to, exactly? Modern black Africans are just as distantly related to Mitochondrial Eve as the rest of us.

    Everyone else is kind of based on that but also mixed with something else, or as suggested, mixed with several possible somethings else.

    Where did these something elses come from?

  11. Re:Does the glasses pose any danger to the eyes ? on New Smart Glasses Allow Nurses To See Veins Through Skin · · Score: 1

    phlebotomists

    Heh. Botom.

  12. Re:Summary on Mathematicians Team Up To Close the Prime Gap · · Score: 1

    What's the problem? You can always find '3' and '5'. It's not like they hide or something.

    The problem is you're not getting it. The unproved, but widely believed to be true, conjecture is: you will always be able to find, as you count higher and higher, more pairs of primes separated by 2.

  13. Re:"An OS for grown-ups"? on OpenSUSE 13.1 Released and Reviewed · · Score: 1

    It's simply a distribution for people with a job to do, wonkey monkey.

    Then call it "an OS for professionals."

    "Grown-ups" sounds, ironically, childish.

  14. Re:Giant mess. on Gartner: OpenStack Lacks Clarity · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have a lack of clarity, it has none

    It probably doesn't help that at least one of those involved lack an understanding of the word "lack."

  15. Re:What's not clear? on Gartner: OpenStack Lacks Clarity · · Score: 1

    Narf!

  16. Re:Summary on Mathematicians Team Up To Close the Prime Gap · · Score: 1

    (such as 70,000,000! and it's neighbour)

    Err, ignore this. Getting confused.

  17. Re:Summary on Mathematicians Team Up To Close the Prime Gap · · Score: 2

    At first I thought it was Yitang Zhang who settled "a long-standing open question". But the first sentence is actually talking about the eight - James Maynard.

    It was Yitang Zhang who settled the original long-standing open question - that being, is there any number such that you will always find pairs of primes separated by that number or less. The ultimate goal is to solve the twin prime conjecture - bringing the number in question down to 2.

    Your own wording is a little confusing - I'm not sure who the "eight" are, or whether "eight - James Maynard" refers to seven mathematicians, in which you couldn't describe them all as "an obscure mathematician" ;)

    His finding was the first time anyone had managed to put a finite bound on the gaps between prime numbers

    This (from the summary) is a bit of an ambiguous way to put it - it's not a bound on gaps per se, because there could still be consecutive primes separated by 70 million (such as 70,000,000! and it's neighbour), but there will always be another pair further along separated by less.

  18. Also vunerable to bullets on Many UAVs Vulnerable To Directed-Energy Weapons · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could probably take a low-flying one down with a trebuchet.

  19. Re:a cartridge designed to release smell on Xbox One Controller Cost Over $100 Million To Develop · · Score: 1

    Just cheetos. It's a Pavlovian thing.

  20. Re:Obvious on Xbox One Controller Cost Over $100 Million To Develop · · Score: 1

    the games themselves aren't necessarily ambidextrous

    Tangential aside: Link from the Zelda games has always been left-handed, but for the Wii version of Twilight Princess they flipped the entire game left-to-right so it he'd be right-handed like the majority of players.

  21. "An OS for grown-ups"? on OpenSUSE 13.1 Released and Reviewed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    openSUSE 13.1 review – an OS for grown-ups

    If you have to call it "an OS for grown-ups" it makes it sound like it really isn't.

    Did you mean hipsters?

  22. Re:Poor man's TRIM on Ubuntu Wants To Enable SSD TRIM By Default · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't an operating system just write a big block of 0xFF bytes to an unused sector

    My desktop background is a white .bmp, you insensitive clod!

  23. Coulda woulda shoulda. Or: duh on How Snapchat Could March Startups Right Off the Cliff, Lemming-Style · · Score: 2

    Two investors

    Wow, two! One might just be a crazy person, but two? This I gotta see.

    are Tweeting that Instagram, had it stayed an independent company, could be worth between $5 billion and $15 billion today.

    Or it could be worth nothing. Or monkeys could fly out of my butt.

    considering how its growth and sizable user base.

    I think you accidentally a verb.

    Propelled by dreams of ever-increasing millions (perhaps billions!) startup founders could end up turning down perfectly good acquisition offers in favor of continuing to bootstrap — and find their businesses eroding and imploding, as the market for their particular app or service either fades away

    So what you're saying is, business is risky? Prices may go down as well as up? Terms and conditions apply?

    Well, no shit.

  24. Uh, in English please? Or: mmm, foreign copy-pasta on Canonical Developer Warns About Banking With Linux Mint · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu developer Oliver Grawert does not prefer to do online banking with Linux Mint.

    "prefers not" would be a less ambiguous way of putting it. But hey, you just copy-pasted the whole thing, it's not like Slashdot expect to you to write summaries in your own words. Oh wait, they totally do.

    One of the Ubuntu developers, Oliver Grawert, originally pointed out that it is not necessary that security updates from Ubuntu get down to Linux Mint users since changes from X.Org, the kernel, Firefox, the boot-loader, and other core components are blocked from being automatically upgraded.

    Err, what? I honestly can't be sure what this means. First, Grawert was already introduced in a previous line of the summary/article. Doing so again is just confusing, but even more so is that it's impossible to tell whether this second sentence, containing as it does the word "originally," is meant to agree or disagree with the idea that Mint is vulnerable.

  25. Re:The Explorers Club, I had no idea on Explorer Plans Hunt For Genghis Khan's Long-Lost Tomb · · Score: 1

    Also L. Ron Hubbard was a member, so... there's that.