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  1. Re:Don't have to be perfect, just better on Why Self-Driving Cars Are Still a Long Way Down the Road · · Score: 1

    I think your calculation is off. By my count, fully 10% of drivers AT ANY GIVEN TIME are talking on a cell phone and should therefore be classified as distracted.

    GP has provided government statistics. You've provided "my count." All things being equal I'm going to go with GP on this one.

  2. What are they supposed to do? on Did Tech Websites Exploit the Boston Marathon Bombing? · · Score: 1

    Not provide as much coverage out of a sense of good taste?

  3. Re:Let's get one thing straight... on Did Tech Websites Exploit the Boston Marathon Bombing? · · Score: 1

    And the ones that are public service organisations feel they have an obligation to "keep up" with the rest.

  4. Re:And it's in Japan on Sony Launches Internet Service Offering Twice the Speed of Google Fiber · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because it goes up to 11.

  5. Re:Could be cell phone on Boston Officials Did Not Shut Down Cell Network After Marathon Bombing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Officials also announced a twist in the probe: Suspicious packages that were detonated out of precaution were not explosive devices after all.

    That's not a twist, it's just a thing. A twist is if it turns out to have been Richard Simmons.

  6. Re:Bacon. on Lab-grown Kidneys Transplanted Into Rats · · Score: 1

    I watched a BBC documentary this past year

    Let me guess - BBC Three?

  7. Re:Bacon. on Lab-grown Kidneys Transplanted Into Rats · · Score: 2

    The price of bacon may also go down, win win.

    Not for the pig.

  8. Re:Recycling on Lab-grown Kidneys Transplanted Into Rats · · Score: 3, Funny

    We do this already. Not the fertilizer thing (at least, not primarily, but I'm all for being buried in a cardboard box and turning into mulch), but the organ transplant thing. Now we've got a hack to bypass biological DRM. Better not let the MPAA hear about it.

  9. How much sense this made to me on Intel Releases New OpenCL Implementation for GNU/Linux · · Score: -1

    An anonymous reader writes

    "Intel has released its first version of Parp, an open-source Parp run-time and Parp back-end for Linux that uses Parp/Parp and is compatible with Ivy Bridge processors. Right now there's partial support for Parp 1.0 and 1.1 along with other basic functionality."

    This is not using Parp, and at least Some Guy thinks it should not be a par.p project because it duplicates functionality already present in Parp.

  10. Re:Video of the actual explosion on Explosions at the Boston Marathon · · Score: 2

    Reality is not a Michael Bay film.

  11. Crimson Eleven Delight Petrichor on Passthoughts, Not Passwords: Authentication Via Brainwaves · · Score: 1

    Crimson Eleven Delight Petrichor

  12. Re:While R.Pi is on its way to its 2-millionth on Raspberry Pi Production Heats Up In UK Surpassing Chinese Production Soon · · Score: 1

    I am still trying to get gapless playback out of VLC.

    Of what?

  13. Re:Ornery on Apple Near Deal For Radio Service · · Score: 1

    I live in a shack and steal wi-fi from the neighbours, you insensitive clod!

  14. Re:Radio? on Apple Near Deal For Radio Service · · Score: 1

    Do you also not own a TV?

  15. What's the magic word? on Eric Schmidt: Regulate Civilian Drones Now · · Score: 1

    Eric Schmidt: Regulate Civilian Drones Now...

    ...please. Jeez, no-one has any manners these days.

  16. Re:A terrible idea... on Repo Man Director Alex Cox Plans To Edit Next Film With OpenShot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    which means the number of places you could see this will be limited

    Just because it's being shot on film, that doesn't mean it won't be a digital end product.

  17. Re:Is Nintendo starting to close up shop? on Nintendo To Cancel Weather, News, and Other Built-In Wii Apps In June · · Score: 5, Funny

    You do realize* the Wii U is simply a Wii

    With an updated CPU and GPU and a lot more RAM.

    with 720p

    1080p.

    and an overpriced

    Says you.

    external screen that does nothing except show you what is on the TV

    ...or anything else the system wants to show, and is also an input device.

    I was going to get one until I realized it offered nothing at all over the Wii.

    It may not offer enough for you, but it's just being churlish to suggest that that equates to "nothing." You sound like Grandpa Simpson when he said that a fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.

  18. Re:better hypothesis... on Can NASA, Air Force, and Private Industry Really Mitigate an Asteroid Threat? · · Score: 2

    Seriously though: aren't we actually the same species anyway?

    They didn't buy that down at Monkey World and they're not going to buy it here.

    Stupid sexy monkeys...

  19. Re:Old school on Swedish Engineer's RC Plane Gets a Balloon Lift To Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tip: other people are different to you and enjoy different things. The classy thing is just to let them get on with it rather than sneer at them in public in attempt to look superior.

    Of course here on Slashdot we have this wonderful moderation system which lets you get a whiff of public opinion, which, while not an objective measurement, would seem to suggest that on this occasion I am, in fact, funny. Unfortunately there's no "-1 condescending snob" option, so we may never know what the world thinks of HornWumpus.

  20. Re:Old school on Swedish Engineer's RC Plane Gets a Balloon Lift To Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got a [sarcasm] sign, but I didn't think I'd ever need a [pedantry for comic effect] sign.

  21. Old school on Swedish Engineer's RC Plane Gets a Balloon Lift To Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    The trip is captured on film

    ORLY?

  22. Re:It has? on Hijacking Airplanes With an Android Phone · · Score: 1

    Die Hard 2 wasn't exactly meant to make you think "what if...?". Films that strictly depict real life possibilities tend to be either very worthy or very very dull (and sometimes both).

  23. Re:In that case ... on BitCoin Value Collapses, Possibly Due To DDoS · · Score: 1

    Ultimately, yes.

  24. Re:My theory on Windows 8 Killing PC Sales · · Score: 1

    Ohh, speeeed holes!

  25. Re:It has? on Hijacking Airplanes With an Android Phone · · Score: 0

    You must've hated Airplane.