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  1. Why three inches longer? on Plans Unveiled For Full Scale Replica of the Titanic · · Score: 1
    Why is it three inches longer?

    Like the original ship, there will no TVs aboard and probably no Internet service

    What, the original Titanic only probably had no internet service?

  2. Wait, is this happening now, or in the future? on Wikipedia Will Soon Be Available Via Text Messages · · Score: 1

    Wikimedia started the Wikipedia Zero project, which aims to partner with mobile service providers to bring Wikipedia to poor regions free of charge.

    It's a killer strategy, because while computer and internet access is still fleeting for much of the world, cell phones are far more ubiquitous. Wikimedia claims that four mobile partnerships signed since 2012 brings free Wiki service to 330 million cell subscribers in 35 countries

    So is this happening now, or sometime in the future? And is actually via text message, or via free web access?

  3. Re:my whole class was taught to program in high sc on Tech Leaders Encourage Teaching Schoolkids How To Code · · Score: 1

    Ah, so your group consisted solely of fraternal and non-fraternal twins, which allowed you come to this conclusion on some factor other than race?

  4. Re:mistake in article on Microsoft Releases Internet Explorer 10 For Windows 7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's when they do that announcement that has you running halfway across the station because your train isn't coming in where you thought it was.

  5. Re:Bit9? on Bit9 Says 32 Malicious Programs Whitelisted In Recent Hack · · Score: 1

    You have now. Advertising works, bitches!

  6. Re:Every new medium is always snubbed by the snobs on How Million-Dollar Frauds Turned Photo Conservation Into a Mature Science · · Score: 1

    Which is why I got in early and bought all the midget porn I could find.

  7. Re:The pyromaniac in me... on Comet C/2013 A1 May Hit Mars In 2014 · · Score: 1

    The pyromaniac in me really wants to watch the impact ;)

    You'll be pretty disappointed unless you're also a dust-cloud or crater maniac.

  8. Re:What? on We Aren't the World: Why Americans Make Bad Study Subjects · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think they are saying, that in a couple small tests, many cultures, particularly less wealthy or more family oriented cultures, react differently than Americans, and therefore Americans make incredibly bad case studies. Bullshit.

    Yes, what you've said is bullshit, because that's not what they're saying:

    social scientists could not possibly have picked a worse population from which to draw broad generalizations

    Of all the populations they could have picked - no matter how bad it is to make such generalisations in any case - the US was the worst one to pick for making such generalisations. So you could have summed it up as:

    many cultures, particularly less wealthy or more family oriented cultures, react differently from each other, and that if you want a generalisation of the entire human population, America is the worst place to look.

    I see that it's automatically something to be offended by, though.

  9. Seriously? on Gubernatorial Candidate Speaks Out Against CAS · · Score: 1

    Would it kill you to define CAS?

  10. Re:Typesetting/spacing on Gubernatorial Candidate Speaks Out Against CAS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Burma Shave.

  11. Re:disappointed... on Doctor Who's Dalek Designer Dies At 84 · · Score: 3, Funny

    British humour are top class, don't get me wrong.

    British grammar are even better.

    But this is not funny.

    FYI: You are not everyone.

    If any of your favourite shows has a laughter box in it, you are fail too.

    Whereas believing your opinion to be worth more than everyone else's makes you such a win?

  12. Oh for f... do some bloody research on Doctor Who's Dalek Designer Dies At 84 · · Score: 4, Funny

    His horrid creation has remained a prime enemy in Doctor Who for over 50 years

    That's quite a trick, considering the 50th anniversary is in November this year. Timey wimey, wibbly wobbly...

  13. Re: Is this in Nevada or Atlantic City? on World's First Bitcoin ATM · · Score: 1

    No-one is legally obligated to accept it as payment of a debt?

  14. Re:I predict on Nate Silver, Microsoft Research Predict the Oscars · · Score: 1

    Even those doing nature documentaries often set up stuff or even fake things!

    You're not kidding.

  15. Re:Argo == bag of lies on Nate Silver, Microsoft Research Predict the Oscars · · Score: 1

    Affleck said the story was tweaked just a bit to maintain audience interest--and that's another lie on top of the lies.

    No, that bit's true. It was tweaked to maintain American audience interest.

  16. Re:Hey gamers! on How Game Streaming Went From Shaky Webcams To the PS4 · · Score: 1

    Heads up gamers, nobody wants to watch videos of you playing games, especially not your family or coworkers who are not 60-hour-a-week gamers, so please stop sending us Youtube links, okay? I'm never going to play in the NFL and you are never going to make a living playing games in your mom's basement, deal with it.

    And what makes you think anyone wants to listen to you being a dick about (the many) people who happen to enjoy something you don't?

  17. Re:It is all that America has left on U.S. Reps Chu and Coble Start Intellectual Property Caucus · · Score: 2

    You can't make a Hollywood blockbuster in China or India or South Africa

    You don't say! Where do they make Hollywood blockbusters then? I just can't work it out...

  18. Oh really? on Lessons From the Papal Conclave About Election Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    No one is going to dress up as a cardinal and sneak into the Sistine Chapel.

    Challenge accepted!

  19. This is cool and all, but... on Quadrocopters Throwing and Catching an Inverted Pendulum · · Score: 1

    ...why do they have to call it an inverted pendulum instead of a stick?

  20. Re:science on Quadrocopters Throwing and Catching an Inverted Pendulum · · Score: 1

    Alternatively: It works, bitches.

  21. Re:Spread em' on Cellphone Privacy In Canada: Encryption Triggers Need For Warrant · · Score: 1

    "If your fly is down, they can do a cavity search legally without a warrant"

    Is that definitely "can" and not "must"? This is important for my, um, research.

  22. Clarification on White House Petition To Make Unlocking Phones Legal Passes 100,000 Signatures · · Score: 5, Informative

    On January 26th, unlocking a cell phone that is under contract became illegal in the U.S

    I don't have a big problem with that, but this is the really important part:

    As of January 26, consumers will no longer be able unlock their phones for use on a different network without carrier permission, even after their contract has expired.

  23. Ze French on US CEO Says French Workers Have Three-Hour Work Day · · Score: 1

    They told me that's the French way!

    Did they also shrug and say "boff"?

  24. Re:Yep on NASA Loses Contact With Space Station Over Software Update · · Score: 1

    That's a very good question. Normally, I'd say let the free market sort it out. But oil and gas are fraught with such an enormous hodgepodge of government regulation, taxation, and subsidies that it is pretty hard to claim anything like a "free market" even exists for those things.

    Then how do you decide it's "too high" in the first place?

  25. Re:what is this review doing here? on Full Review of the Color TI-84 Plus · · Score: 1

    I have no idea. Do you? Quite besides which, target markets have never meant much to geeks.