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  1. Re:News Flash on Study Shows Marijuana Use In Teens Correlates To Decreasing IQ · · Score: 2

    That's one.

  2. Re:"Right" Side of the Road on Confessions of a Left-Handed Technology User · · Score: 1

    3. Drivers prefer to use their dominant hand for tasks that require the most precise motor control.

    That task is turning the steering wheel, surely - leaving, in the UK at least, the less dexterous (see what I did there?) hand to do the much simpler task of pushing a stick into a slot.

    Lefties can rejoyce themselves

    Not in public!

  3. Math fail on The Programmers Go Coding Two-by-Two — Hurrah? · · Score: 1

    Two-by-two is four, duh.

  4. Nothing on the BBC about this? on Photo Reveals UK Plan: "Assange To Be Arrested Under All Circumstances" · · Score: 2

    Not a peep about this on the BBC website, as far as I can see. I'm trying hard to think of a good reason for that.

  5. Re:Not Legitimate Rape on Photo Reveals UK Plan: "Assange To Be Arrested Under All Circumstances" · · Score: 1

    thing is, if you're raped, you get to the police right away.

    Thing is, if you're raped, you react in one of any number of diverse (and many irrational) ways because it's one of the most traumatic things that can happen to anyone and you probably wouldn't find yourself thinking straight "right away" or even a week later.

    Not that I'm for one moment suggesting that's what happened here - just saying, there's no standard operating procedure in the human brain for this situation.

  6. Re:Why isn't 48% good enough? on Solid State Quantum Computer Finds 15=3x5 — 48% of the Time · · Score: 1

    Ah. I should've taken that as read, really.

  7. Why isn't 48% good enough? on Solid State Quantum Computer Finds 15=3x5 — 48% of the Time · · Score: 1

    Why isn't getting the correct answer 48% of the time impractical?

  8. Re:we skipped that one so we could go on faster on Apple v. Samsung Jurors Speak, Skipped Prior Art For "Bogging Us Down" · · Score: 1

    LOL!

    Funny way to spell *facepalm*.

  9. Re:This is the right of jurors on Apple v. Samsung Jurors Speak, Skipped Prior Art For "Bogging Us Down" · · Score: 1

    For example, if I was on a jury in a death penalty case I would not issue a sentence of death during the sentencing phase. I am incapable of doing so because I know the death penalty system in this country is fundamentally unjust. My sense of personal integrity would not allow it.

    Sounds like the sort of thing that would get you rejected at selection.

  10. Don't believe everything you read, sheeple! on Photo Reveals UK Plan: "Assange To Be Arrested Under All Circumstances" · · Score: 5, Funny

    a spokeswoman for the Metropolitan Police told CNN "the document is not related to the Julian Assange case."

    That's cleared that up! Nothing to see, move along.

  11. Lessons for editors, #402 on Hubble Neatly Captures Messier's Ancient Stars · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Hubble has produced a crisp image of the Messier 56 Globular Cluster. Messier originally noted that this object was a nebula without stars. When he originally viewed the cluster in 1779, telescopes were not powerful enough to see more than a fuzzy ball. The crisp focused view we get from Hubble enables us to easily see the globular cluster and the ancient stars contained within. Comparing observations from Hubble with results from the standard theory of stellar evolution, scientists have calculated the age of Messier 56 at 13 billion years."

    And this was an easy one.

  12. Re:This is a joke right? on A Modest Proposal For Sequestration of CO2 In the Antarctic · · Score: 2
    Oh yeah, and...

    It takes energy to make CO2.

    Err, actually no, the reason we're in this mess is because CO2 is a by-product of our favourite way of liberating energy.

    That energy will probably come from burning fossil fuels

    If the process was (possibly magically) efficient enough, you could run it on fossil fuels as long as you put away more than you create. You may also be fascinated to know that the back of your fridge is hot.

  13. Re:This is a joke right? on A Modest Proposal For Sequestration of CO2 In the Antarctic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Firstly, read the article as others have suggested. Secondly, even if you didn't read the article, did you really, really think that the real scientists (I make the distinction in case you think you're one) who came up with this idea hadn't thought of those things? Or were you hoping they'd drop by Slashdot, see the holes you've ingeniously managed to poke in their scheme in 30 seconds when they've spent months coming up with it, bow before your mighty intellect and pop a Nobel prize in the post?

    Scoffing at something you don't understand is not an intelligent response. Asking questions (or in this case, simply reading TFA) is.

  14. So basically... on Why Professors Love (and Loathe) Technology · · Score: 1

    In other words, professors are ordinary human people?

  15. Re:By starting families in their thirties, forties on Fathers Pass Along More Mutations As They Age · · Score: 1

    Walking fractionally more upright than cousin Ugg was a mutation at one point

    FTF any creationists reading.

  16. From the bleedin'-obvious department on Study Finds Unvaccinated Students Putting Other Students At Risk · · Score: 1

    Study Finds Unvaccinated Students Putting Other Students At Risk

    Uh, yeah, that's because that is exactly what vaccines are meant to avert. Did we need a study for that?

    (no, I didn't read TFA; yes, I am being a bit facetious)

  17. Re:Dear Anonymous, etc.: on Ex-Lulzsec-Head Sabu Rewarded Six-Month Sentencing Delay · · Score: 2

    You've got it all wrong. The Borg react if it's dramatically expedient for them to do so.

  18. Some editing from the editors, puh-lease! on Only English Final Fantasy 2 NES Cartridge On Sale for $50K · · Score: 1

    "In what seems to be the in thing at the moment

    Bit of a clunky opening. I'd hyphenate "in-thing" so it parses more easily.

    last months

    Jesus, really?

    Zelda Nes auction

    That would be "NES". And was it a NES that was sold, or a NES game?

    and that crazy Million Dollar Collection.

    Oh yeah, that! Wait, what?

    This time for RPG fans this could be classed as the Holy Grail of Nes [sic] games.

    This could be classed as the Holy Grail of NES games for RPG fans.

    The game in question is Final Fantasy 2 which was never released outside of Japan but luckily for the person who at this time is selling this on Ebay for 50K, there was one made for the 1991 Winter Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas by SquareSoft, sadly the USA version never had a release because they decided to work on the Super NES instead."

    65 words. Two commas.

    on Ebay for 50K

    Another example of the headline having more information than the summary - that's in $. But is it 50 kilo-dollars or 50 kibi-dollars?

  19. With video? on Mario Bros. Clone Released For Atari 2600 · · Score: 0

    a coder over at the Atariage forums has released a clone of the original Nes [sic] game Super Mario Bros with video

    The original NES game had video? No, of course not, it's just an editor not doing any editing again!

  20. The summary's too long on Designer Jon McCann: "More Optimistic About GNOME Than In a Long Time" · · Score: 2

    GNOME designer Jon McCann shares his thoughts about all the criticism GNOME 3 currently faces and why he doesn't think at all.

    There, FTTY.

  21. Dear submitter on Booted From Airplane For Wearing Anti-TSA T-shirt · · Score: 1
    Headlines should not be more informative than TFS. Without the headline I'd have read this bit:

    due to the discomfort the shirt had caused

    and would have been left wondering what shirt was being discussed, and why it had caused discomfort.

  22. Re:Typo in summary on Revisiting the Macintosh ROM Easter Egg · · Score: 1

    after dumping Apple Mac SE ROM images from a roadside Motorolla (sic) [sic] 68000-era Macintosh [blah blah blah]

    I think you meant "[sic]", not "(sic)" ;)

    And since the summary is eldavojohn's own words, and not a quote from the article, why should he have to repeat their mistakes?

    You can see in TFA that they misspell Motorola with two ells.

    Did they? Where?

    Not cool.

    Not not cool, just not anal.

  23. Re:Washable keyboards on Logitech Releases Washable Keyboard · · Score: 2

    The summary acknowledges this - it's only Logitech's first washable keyboard, so why the hell it was deemed newsworthy by the editors is beyond me.

  24. Re:Who? on Slackware Documentation Project Begins In Earnest · · Score: 1

    No idea, to be Frank.

  25. Re:Limit this to a few months + mandatory debriefi on The Worst Job At Google: a Year of Watching Terrible Things On the Internet · · Score: 1

    but it should be pretty apparent when you started the job if it was going to bother your not.

    What are you basing that on?