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  1. Re:I have a better idea on UT Dallas Professor Captures the Mobile Interactions of 175 Texas Teens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or a $3.4 million grant to study how federal grant money is wasted on useless studies.

  2. Re:LaTeX on 12 Ways LibreOffice Writer Tops MS Word · · Score: 2

    Real men use sheer force of will to solder.

  3. Re:Am I the only one in the world that likes Ribbo on 12 Ways LibreOffice Writer Tops MS Word · · Score: 3, Funny

    so...... you're a hipster?

    I have a MacBook and iPad to prove it.

  4. Re:Am I the only one in the world that likes Ribbo on 12 Ways LibreOffice Writer Tops MS Word · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can top it. It miss Clippy. I thought the Ewoks and Jar Jar were cute. And I liked disco.

  5. Re:Journalist telling me how product he uses on 12 Ways LibreOffice Writer Tops MS Word · · Score: 2

    I would write "12 Reasons Why I Agree With You."

  6. Re:In defense of Word headers/footers on 12 Ways LibreOffice Writer Tops MS Word · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a very quick and easy way to lock down a complex background layout that replicates on every page and isn't easily changed or screwed-up by a clueless user.

  7. Re:LaTeX on 12 Ways LibreOffice Writer Tops MS Word · · Score: 5, Funny

    You kids with your fancy punch cards. Hand-wiring is the only way to program!

  8. Re:Old Timers Ressurected? on Leisure Suit Larry Comes Again (Video) · · Score: 1

    I would love to see a new entry in of the Bard Tale's series (and I'm not talking about that comedy RPG that happened to have the same name from a few years ago).

  9. In defense of Word headers/footers on 12 Ways LibreOffice Writer Tops MS Word · · Score: 5, Informative

    For at least the last three versions of Word, you can do pretty much anything you want in Word headers/footers. You can put in text boxes, graphics anywhere on the page, etc. I used to use Word headers to put in background graphics for the whole page.

    I think a lot of people mistakenly think that Word headers are limited to the little box at the top of the page and don't realize that you can use them to put pretty much put anything, anywhere on the page. It will automatically take anything you do while in header/footer edit mode and put it in the background and replicate it on every page. Not sure if LibreOffice does that too or not, but I think the article makes it sound like Word's header and footer are a lot more restricted than they actually are.

  10. Some things should probably be left alone on Open Source Electric Cars — Good Idea Or Not? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd hate to die in a huge interstate pileup because some dipshit decided to push the overclocking on his car too far and it blue-screened on him at 80 mph.

    Of course, many will point out that people have been tinkering with cars since they were invented, and that's true. But generally in the past, it took at least a modicum of skill to work on a car. Letting any douchebag with a computer plug in and play with any aspect of his car's functions is a little more scaring than a grease monkey putting in new headers on his 66 Mustang.

  11. Re:Lessons from my cousin on Man Protests TSA With Nudity · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but where's the fun?

  12. Lessons from my cousin on Man Protests TSA With Nudity · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got a cousin who loves to mess with people who mess with him. When telemarketers call, he tries to keep them on the line as long as possible, only to tell them at the end that he's not interested. When people try to push brochures or flyers on him, he grabs as many as he can carry, crumples them up in front of the sales drone, and throws them in the trash. He's quite clever and takes a great delight in his ingenuity (my favorite is when he goes off on telemarketers, yelling "I'm trying to masturbate here!!!").

    His answer to the TSA pat-down? He starts acting like he's getting off on it and then hits on the TSA agent (male or female) at the end of it.

  13. Well, on the upside on Congress' Gulf Oil Spill Response Given a 'D' By Commissioners · · Score: 4, Funny

    They scored an "A" on fund-raising from oil companies.

  14. Re:If 20 years is gaurunteed? on $60 Light Bulb Debuts On Earth Day · · Score: 1

    I've noticed CF bulbs in my house seem especially sensitive to even mild currency fluctuations. I had a bad switch in my living room (didn't know it at the time). I went through CF's like crazy when I tried to use them there (regular bulbs lasted fine). Finally figured out it was the switch, but not before I realized that CF's don't always live up to their promises. I imagine they would be terrible anyplace where you get regular power spikes or brown-outs.

  15. Re:There is a bigger question here. on $60 Light Bulb Debuts On Earth Day · · Score: 5, Insightful

    21

    1 person to change the bulb

    20 taxpayers to subsidize him.

  16. Re:The downside genetic engineering on Researchers Try To Identify the Intelligence Gene · · Score: 2

    Does being a bathetic nerd mean I bathe too much or too little?

  17. The downside genetic engineering on Researchers Try To Identify the Intelligence Gene · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My intelligence is about all I have going for me. I know it's selfish, but I shudder to think of living in a world where *everyone* is smart by default. I didn't get kicked around all those years by the jocks just to settle for being an average intellect.

    Of course, I guess genetic engineering will probably turn everyone into super athletes too. But athletic prowess is a short-term thing anyway. Intellect is supposed to be for the long-term. But when/if the engineering starts, intellects (like athletes) will always be looking over their shoulders at their better engineered youngers gaining on them.

  18. How DARE you!! on Dutch Pirate Party Dragging BREIN To Court · · Score: 5, Funny

    The entertainment industry spent good money to buy those courts, and you DARE to presume you can just come in with no money and use them AGAINST their benefactors?!?!?

    I say good day to you, sir! GOOD DAY, SIR!

  19. Let me guess on Activision Blizzard Sued For Patent Infringement Over WoW, CoD · · Score: 0, Troll

    They filed in Texas.

  20. Re:something big is going down on Valve Hiring Hardware Developers · · Score: 1

    Half Life Episode 3

    Christ, are people still bitching about that? Let it go, dude.

  21. Re:Was he really naive enough to expect otherwise? on Whistleblower In Limbo After Reporting H-1B Visa Fraud At Infosys · · Score: 4, Funny

    Best issue of World's Finest ever.

  22. Re:Was he really naive enough to expect otherwise? on Whistleblower In Limbo After Reporting H-1B Visa Fraud At Infosys · · Score: 5, Informative

    Because putting it in writing in an formal internal complaint creates a paper trail that forces the company to either address it or face criminal liability. It's no longer an wink-wink-nudge-nudge, under the table thing. Now the company can no longer say they didn't know about it when the FBI comes calling.

  23. Was he really naive enough to expect otherwise? on Whistleblower In Limbo After Reporting H-1B Visa Fraud At Infosys · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Jack B. Palmer first made a quiet complaint through internal channels at Infosys,

    Was he really naive enough to think that these were the actions of some rogue managers and that the company would be thrilled to have him put it all in writing? Did he expect them to send him a Thank You letter, beginning with "Thank you for putting this illegal activity, that we've been quietly doing for years under the table, into writing. We really appreciate that you've opened us up now to criminal liability and that your complaint will cost us a fortune. We're so glad that you did this instead of looking the other way and keeping your fucking mouth shut like everyone else in the company. Here's your bonus!"

    Dude, if you're going to be a whistleblower, accept that it means you have to burn that bridge. There is no going back across it and expecting everything to be the same afterwards. Being a whistleblower means making the right moral choice and then paying the price for it. Yeah that sucks--but what's new, huh? Jesus and Superman didn't fight the Romans and Lex Luther without expecting some backlash, you know.

  24. Re:Fuck off on Police Forensics Team Salvage Blind Authors' Inkless Novel Pages · · Score: 1

    Lighten up, Francis.

  25. Wait, wtf, NASA again?!? on Mandatory Brake-Override Proposed For All Cars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they do everything *EXCEPT* a space program now?