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  1. Re:phew. on The RIAA's Hit List Named · · Score: 1
    Here are a few more names that the riaa might like to investigate:

    a@kazaa b@kazaa ...... z@kazaa
    aa@kazaa ab@kazaa ..... zz@kazaa
    aaa@kazaa aab@kazaa ..... zzz@kazaa
    ... I think you get the picture.

    Should keep them busy for a while

  2. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? on W32.Sobig.E@mm Worm Spreading Rapidly · · Score: 1
    It will inevitably lead to email with .zip attachments being declined by many mail server admins,

    And a good thing too, IMHO. ;-)

    Real people can always use .tar.Z or .tar.gz or .tar.bz2

  3. Re:Verizon now hosts RIAA website on RIAA Warns Individual Swappers · · Score: 1

    Must've been part of the settlement ;-)

  4. Re:I's like to know if... on SCO Gives Friday Deadline To IBM · · Score: 1, Funny
    Re: Gone With The Wind

    We turned off the M6 on to the M5, heading south towards Bristol. My wife asked me if I'd like to stop at the next services. I replied, "Frankley, my dear, I don't give a damn."

    A rather weak pun, and hopelessly offtopic, I know - but I've got points to burn. ;-)

  5. Re:So what SCO is saying... on SCO Drops Linux, Says Current Vendors May Be Liable · · Score: 2, Informative
    Is that they're no longer selling Linux because they believe that the Linux (that they sell) is infringing on other Unix IP (that they own).

    No, what they're saying is that they're no longer selling Linux because with it they give royalty-free license to use, distribute, etc. their alleged IP (see GPL).

    Unfortunately, the cat's out of the bag.

  6. Difficult? You jest, sir! on Multiple Users and Multiple Inputs on One Machine? · · Score: 2, Informative
    It's what X is designed to do, right out of the box - provided that your graphics card (and its driver) can configure the 2nd output as a separate display (nvidia can). Just read your XF86Config file one day and see! The only "problem" you might have is allocating the sound channel(s).

    BTW did you know that you can also run multiple virtual X sessions (similar to the virtual terminals but graphical) on the same display/keyboard/mouse? I have 2 sessions running on my machine at home.

  7. Re:Suggestions Please For New Award Categories on Digital Movies, Analog Oscars · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'll add:

    Best Marketing
    Most Hype
    Biggest Budget
    Most Credits
    Silliest Out-Takes

    and perhaps a special category for "Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word Fuck"

  8. Re:Lose/Loose? on Slashback: Humility, Patents. Vapor.com · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hey buddy, use a spell checker next time

    Eye halve a spelling chequer,
    it came with my pee see.
    It plainly marques fore my revue,
    missed aches eye ken knot sea.

  9. Re:Not so! on Is Microsoft Hoisting Its Own Copyright Petard? · · Score: 1
    Mini

    Sorry, owned by BMW these days. :-(

  10. Re:Laws should take abandonware into account on World of Spectrum gets a Visit from the IDSA · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A couple of legal tips:

    In Germany, it's not an infringement of copyright to make, or have made for you copies of works that have been out of print for 2 years or more. (If I understand the law correctly -IANAG :-)

    In the UK, software copyrights only last for 25 years, so for the spectrum you don't have much longer to wait.

    Disclaimer: IANAL. This legal advice is worth what you paid me for it.

  11. Re:Noisesssssssses, yesssssss! on Why Does a Screen Re-Draw Make Noises? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Or is it humming?

    If it's humming, that's because it doesn't know the words.

  12. Re:Ashcroft and Ridge need to know on SecurityFocus On MS Security "Hole" · · Score: 1

    Try whistling The Star Spangled Banner instead - that'll fool 'em.

  13. Re:not quite CS... on What is Your Best Tech Joke? · · Score: 2, Funny
    The engineer, the physicist and the mathematician were travelling by train to Edinburgh. Just as they cross the border, they look out of window and see a black sheep in a field.

    "Look", says the engineer, "the sheep in Scotland are black!"

    "No, no, no," says the physicist, "some of the sheep in Scotland are black"

    "I'm afraid both of you have jumped to the wrong conclusions." says the mathematician. "There exists at least one sheep in Scotland, at least one side of which is black."

  14. Re:Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? on What is Your Best Tech Joke? · · Score: 0
    Not quite - because the "side" (in everyday English) actually refers to the edge of the strip. The Moebius strip has only one edge (count it), so the unfortunate chicken finds that having walked all the way across the strip, it is still on the same edge.

    God I hate dissecting jokes.

  15. Re:Encryption and compression on Israeli Firm Claims Unbreakable Encryption · · Score: 1

    ... and would compress down to zero bits.

  16. How could you ... on Top Ten Software Innovators? · · Score: 2

    How could you include Dennis Ritchie, but exclude
    Brian Kernighan?

  17. Re:Hey, don't knock DOS... on MS-DOS 1981-2002 RIP · · Score: 2
    ...one can of Mountain Dew...

    In those days there was no Mountain Dew.

    [Cue fake Yorkshire accent]
    When I were a lad, we used to live in a shoe box in t' middle o' t' information superhighway.

  18. Re:Interesting... on MS-DOS 1981-2002 RIP · · Score: 2
    they would have had to buffer the entire output either in memory or in a file.

    In a file.

  19. Re:Breaking the licensing agreement on Slashback: Circumvention, AOLandfill, Scoffing · · Score: 2
    iIt occurs to me that this little hole could be used as the basis of a DoS attack on XBOX-Live.

    If enough people do it often enough, eventually enough Xboxes will be banned that MS will have to get rid of the blacklist.

  20. Re:The irony here is amazing on Pixar/Disney in "Monsters Inc" Ownership Scuffle · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm just sorry - a little - that my own kids will probably never be able to know Milne's Pooh as I did.

    Then read to them! My children have always enjoyed listening to stories, especially A.A. Milne's.

    And the paper editions don't have any pesky DRM to stop you from reading them aloud ;-)

    I have to say my Eeyore voice sounds a little like Marvin (the paranoid android).

  21. Re:On Fox tonight @ 8pm on Examples of Programming Gone Wrong? · · Score: 2

    Remeber: GOTOs don't kill people; programmers kill people.

  22. Re:Mix discs without a PC? on Burn A Song For 99 Cents · · Score: 2
    LP3 format.

    Isn't that "LP33+1/3" format?

  23. Re:Can the outcome of this apply to patents too? on Bernstein's Continued Progress in Crypto Suit · · Score: 2
    I'm filing for the letter q

    Sorry, I already hold a patents on 4, q and 2.

  24. Re:"Why can't it just do what I want it to do?" on Donald Norman On Software And Other Things · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...turn knobs to open the doors in your house...

    And on the subject of doorknobs - anyone who has ever tried to open a door with both arms full of sleeping toddler, or who has arthritis and cannot grip very well, will tell you all about the usability of the doorknobs that Mr. Norman seems to advocate over the "british" door handle that he always seems to catch his sleeves on.

  25. Re:Ballmer vs. the jetlag on Slashback: Courseware, Towers, Drives · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think I see a pattern here

    I also see a business model (hurries off to US patent office).