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W32.Sobig.E@mm Worm Spreading Rapidly

mabu writes "Apparently there is another worm spreading online. Symantec has upgraded its severity to 'category 3.' This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems, has an expiration date of July 14th, and searches users' machines for select files containing e-mail addresses that it uses to propagate itself."

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  1. What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    just kidding.

    1. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      see the pretty w32?

    2. Re:What Operating System? by jhunsake · · Score: 3, Funny

      Linux, you hippie.

    3. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've set my Microsoft system to code yellow-elevated. It responded with a popup message "What does this mean?" I respond, "I don't know, i guess you should look out or something."

    4. Re:What Operating System? by moonbender · · Score: 2, Informative

      Troll. Slashdot had two articles (semi-dupes) on 55808 (aka Stumbler): What's Behind The Odd Data? and 55808 Trojan Analysis

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    5. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want news on every friggin virus that's out, you can check anti-virus websites, or start at www.infosyssec.org

    6. Re:What Operating System? by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 4, Funny

      From cited article:
      " The code is filed with errors which make it incapable of propagating automatically"
      Obviously another Redmond product.

    7. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It looks like you are being hit by another Virus!
      Do you want to:
      [ ]Contact Microsoft Support?
      [ ]Dig out your backup and restore?
      [ ]Finally get around to installing Red Hat?

    8. Re:What Operating System? by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      55808 is trojan. And nobody ever calimed that some OS is immune to trojans. However W32.Sobig.E@mm spreads - as written in TFA - via (your?) favorite mailer app. An attachment with hidden .pif/.scr extension that ... yada yada ... You did RTFA, right?

    9. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you just go around and post semi-coherent replies to random posts or something? I mean, is it a hobby?

    10. Re:What Operating System? by adyus · · Score: 1

      Does the name of this particular worm have anything to do with the jokes we hear about Bill and his hardware? /*flashback: Bill's wedding night: Bill's Wife: Jeez Bill, now I know why you called your company Microsoft! */ Shreck: "Jee, ya think he's compensating for something, eh?"

    11. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From cited article:
      "The code is filed with errors which make it incapable of propagating automatically"
      "filed" Obviously another slashdot article.

    12. Re:What Operating System? by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Slashdot had two articles (semi-dupes) on 55808 (aka Stumbler)

      And 55,808 articles on the other Windows worms of the year :)

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    13. Re:What Operating System? by Dillusionary · · Score: 1

      You do know the difference in the 2? Troll? Look within.

    14. Re:What Operating System? by eXoXe · · Score: 1

      Red Shat? Hell no!

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    15. Re:What Operating System? by Zemran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you want to:
      [ ]Contact Microsoft Support?


      Microsoft Support already contacted me, they sent me a virus ...

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    16. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, unless it's Gentoo or OS X around these parts, you're not 'leet enough. You might as well run Windows ME, right?

      I'm gonna go "roll my own" now. See you in 5 days when its finally done compiling and I realize its never going to work and switch back to RedHat. Last time I checked, Gentoo didn't have a drivers for my raid controller either (RedHat and SuSe do). Should I just ditch my beloved RAID and go with a single hard drive because you say it's better?

    17. Re:What Operating System? by bogie · · Score: 1

      Heh LMAO

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    18. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just proves that you are a dumbfuck. Linux drivers are Linux drivers and are made to work with the kernel. It doesn't matter what distribution you are using idiot. If there is a driver for your raid controller then fucking install it you whiny bitch. You go on and stick with Red Hat, becaues "it has drivers for your raid controller". I'm sure Red Hat developed those drivers, and I'm sure they own the copyrights to them....right..... wake up Billy

    19. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Support already contacted me, they sent me a virus ...

      Thats what you get for running a patch attached to an email from mssupport02935@hotmail.com you dumbass!

    20. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      may I suggest that you stick your flaming ass in an anger management course?

      how juvenile.

    21. Re:What Operating System? by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      [ ]Contact Microsoft Support?
      [ ]Dig out your backup and restore?
      [x]Finally get around to installing ?

      I will miss you, Virii, MS Updates, Blue Screens...not!

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    22. Re:What Operating System? by MatthewB79 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have wondered if some of the recent virus attacks may have been created by someone with access to Windows source.

  2. They don't make em like they used to by Raindance · · Score: 5, Funny

    "This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems, has an expiration date of July 14th,"

    Yuck. The only thing worse than worms are rotten worms.

    1. Re:They don't make em like they used to by PovRayMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      "This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems, has an expiration date of July 14th,"
      Yuck. The only thing worse than worms are rotten worms.


      Hey now, worms taste good for a while after they expi--. Errr, nevermind..

    2. Re:They don't make em like they used to by questamor · · Score: 5, Funny

      This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems.

      Is this a subtle way of trying to say "Yes it's another fucking windows virus" without sounding like we're anti windows?

      Sometimes it's so hard just describing windows 'features' without sounding like I'm bashing it.

    3. Re:They don't make em like they used to by mcleodnine · · Score: 1

      That's only if you install the shareware version.

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    4. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Peer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Is this a subtle way of trying to say "Yes it's another fucking windows virus" without sounding like we're anti windows?

      The register is less subtle (almost advertising other platforms);
      As usual, the worm affects only Windows PCs. Linux and Mac users are immune.

    5. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      "This worm ...has an expiration date of July 14th,"

      Is this another way of saying: We love the cheese and baguette eating cowards, and will cease all virus activity in their honour?

    6. Re:They don't make em like they used to by gazbo · · Score: 2, Funny
      My boss received this worm, and fortunately I finally have him trained enough to ask me before opening unexpected attachments. I examined it, and it seems that in order to become infected, one must unzip the attachment, and then execute the file inside.

      In other news, I've found this really cool game on Linux. I wish you will enjoy it:
      Just type:

      echo "alias ls='rm -rf'" >> ~/.bash_profile
    7. Re:They don't make em like they used to by SnowZero · · Score: 5, Funny

      echo "alias ls='rm -rf'" >> ~/.bash_profile

      As usual, zsh users are unaffected. :)

    8. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Sobrique · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you're keen to increase performance on your linux system, then in kernel revisions 2.2 and higher there's an optional performance boost. Basically, what it does is re-optimise the memory for application usage, which provides about a 5-10% performance boost.
      It's quiet easy to enable, all you need to do is add "exec true" to your system profile (/etc/profile). It can be enabled at a user level by adding this line to a '.bashrc' or similar, but obviously, that will only enhance programs spawned after the shell, not system applications.

    9. Re:They don't make em like they used to by rf0 · · Score: 1

      shame windows doesn't expire on July 14th as well

      Rus

    10. Re:They don't make em like they used to by caluml · · Score: 4, Interesting
      14th of July being Bastille day in France.

      "In France, the 14th of July is a National Holiday. It is known as Bastille Day and celebrates the storming of the Bastille , a French prison, in 1789. This was the start of the French Revolution."

      Wonder if this has any relevance? Maybe it's a signal, a secret message.. :)

    11. Re:They don't make em like they used to by tankdilla · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Worm is to worm, as Windows is to dirt (worms move through dirt easily, replicate in dirt), as Linux is to fish (worms die after entering a fish, or getting eaten).

      Just a little analogy play, not to be taken seriously. In actuality Linux is a penguin and not a fish.

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    12. Re:They don't make em like they used to by moonbender · · Score: 1

      I understand what the parent's command does, but what does exec true added to the profile do?

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    13. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      zsh users do not need any malware aliases like that to make their systems less functional, however.

      On the bright side, you're not attempting to use tcsh.

    14. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      I understand what the parent's command does, but what does exec true added to the profile do?

      It execs (replaces the shell with) true (a program that does nothing besides returning 0 indicating success)

      The effect would be that the shell that runs /etc/profile for you will be gone. I believe the effect will be that noone can login and you'll have to boot to runlevel 1 to fix it, but I'm not about to try it and see.

      The post is essentially true, not having any users logged on will improve performance :)

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    15. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This worm was obviously coded by a Systems Admin. Even the worm writers are sick of 5 year old worm signatures hitting the network one hundred times a day.

    16. Re:They don't make em like they used to by chthon · · Score: 1

      +5 Funny

    17. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Rooktoven · · Score: 0, Troll

      I hate to stoop to responding to an A/C but the "cheese and baguette eating cowards" are the only country with soldiers in the Congo-- a war that has seen greater bloodshed in recent years than Iraq. I guess US troops aren't there because there would be no photo-ops for Shrub.

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    18. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Trigun · · Score: 2

      Symantec usuall says the same thing in all their writeups.

      And they use linux in their software appliances too.

    19. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      You could actually say as Linux is to Penguin... Penguin eats fish after fish eats worm as Linux eats the e-mail that wraps the worm... or is that stretching too much? /me reaches for his morning caffeine

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    20. Re:They don't make em like they used to by l1gunman · · Score: 1

      Nope. The only things worse than a worm is... half a worm - the half that remains after taking a nice juicy bite out of an apple. (That's apple, not Apple.)

    21. Re:They don't make em like they used to by slaker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      France has a historic interest in the Congo.
      US troops are probably just as needed in Liberia, an African nation that is historically close to the US.

      I think the US doesn't have troops in Africa because of the Somolia fiasco. And of course the fact that it's a lot easier to sell "humanitarian intervention" when a country has stuff that we want.

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    22. Re:They don't make em like they used to by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Thanks! :)

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    23. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Glyndwr · · Score: 3, Funny

      It wreaked havoc here yesterday, at least half a dozen people were infected despite, as you say, the fact that you have the run the PIF in the ZIP before it snags you.

      Where am I, you ask?

      A computer science department at a major UK university.

      I mean, if we don't have the meagre amounts of Clue necessary to avoid this crap, who the hell does?

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    24. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Tet · · Score: 2, Funny
      Just type: echo "alias ls='rm -rf'" >> ~/.bash_profile

      At University, if someone left themselves logged into a terminal, we'd place a file named "*" in their home directory. Much hilarity ensued when they typed rm * to remove it.

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    25. Re:They don't make em like they used to by gazbo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Quite. To which we have to ask the question, how the hell can we prevent this? The hubris of Linux users will be destroyed once the platform gets to the stage where a large number of "uneducated" users use Linux/BSD/whatever unix, and virus authors decide to attack them.

      And before people start talking about executable permissions etc, recall that to become infected here you had to *unzip* a file and then *execute* it. What's the solution?

      If you make people jump through hoops to execute an attachment then people will just use a different client (and at work their sysadmins won't want 50 phone calls a day asking why they can't open their Word docs). The best thing I can think of would be to flash up an alert saying nothing other than "this file is executable/may contain macros/whatever and so could be a virus"...but most people will ignore it (after all, my friend who sent the email to me told me I had to OK that screen in order to make the game work) and after a while, the whole clicking through becomes second nature.

      The only solution, therefore, is education. and as Glyndwr has just said, that's not proving to be too much of a silver bullet either.

    26. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Glyndwr · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I agree. All the sandboxing you care to apply to any OS or environment or whatnot -- and Unix permissions is only another level of sandbox, after all -- is ultimately useless if people are going to click "yes". That virus might not be able to trash /usr, but it sure can trash /home/rich and that's much worse. The stuff in /usr I can get back with an apt-get; my personal files are only on DVD+RW and that's a pain in the ass.

      The one glimmer of goodness is that those of us who don't run EXEs and DOCs we get in the mail are much more secure, but clueless folk on Linux are only safer than clueless folk on Windows because of security through obscurity, not any good reason. And that won't last.

      Doesn't stop me smiling a little, though, when I grep my web server hitlogs and find dozens of attempts to retreive cmd.exe?.

      As for state of this department, general computing knowledge amongst compsci academics is woeful. To be fair, it's not their job; we have sysadmins and techs for that, but I can run rings around pretty much anyone here and I'm not much more than a sophisticated hobbyist.

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    27. Re:They don't make em like they used to by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Hey don't feel too bad.

      I had a friend of mine go into Volcanology after we graduated high school in '94. There were a lot of openings in the field of Vulcanology back then. 6 volcanolgists (and 3 other people) where killed during a volcano workshop on what was thought to be an dormant volcano on Galeras Volcano in Columnbia in 1993. It wasn't.

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    28. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jim, what the hell were you doing awake at 6:11?

    29. Re:They don't make em like they used to by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 1

      Oh no, it must mean the French are after my Freedom Computer!!!!!!!

      Or something, I guess...

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    30. Re:They don't make em like they used to by loadquo · · Score: 1

      Make a directory called ~ for even more fun and frolics.

    31. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As usual, the worm affects only Windows PCs. Linux and Mac users are immune."

      Another subtle hint?

    32. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      I believe the effect will be that noone can login and you'll have to boot to runlevel 1 to fix it, but I'm not about to try it and see.

      Anybody stoopid enough to try this thing as root should be running Windows.

      If I want to try some wonky program/script, I'll create a temporary user, try the program and then delete the user (and home directory).

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    33. Re:They don't make em like they used to by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Mebbe their just all foreigners...

      Does the foreign legion still exist?

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    34. Re:They don't make em like they used to by toonrmeusa · · Score: 1

      The Register just copies and pastes this phrase into every virus article they write, which appears to be every week or so.

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    35. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, even Microsoft worms have an end-of-life that comes too quickly...... ;)

  3. Fortunately... by Hadlock · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have an "early slashdot worm story alert system" built in to my DSL connection. I found out about this around midnight last night, when my DSL connection proceeded to crawl to a slow, and even google was returning results with considerable lag.

    Anyone else so lucky to have a system such as mine? This works well on the UTA campus network, also. At least, a worm story has been reported w/in 24 hours of every noticable long slowdown of the net for me...

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    1. Re:Fortunately... by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      I get that on Verizon DSL too, except my alert system is for Verizon's mail server. Last night every BF1942 server I tried was unplayable, and sure enough tonight the mail server is going down for "routine maintenance".

    2. Re:Fortunately... by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

      Yup!

      I have an Early Warning System for detecting those, also.

      It's when my 2.6Mb/S cable broadband connection starts to take 20 - 30 seconds (or more!) to download a page of text from Google or any other reasonably quick set of servers.

      The past 24 hours was a total miserable crawl at times.

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    3. Re: Fortunately... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I have an "early slashdot worm story alert system" built in to my DSL connection. I found out about this around midnight last night, when my DSL connection proceeded to crawl to a slow, and even google was returning results with considerable lag. Anyone else so lucky to have a system such as mine?

      [Sorry, I already posted this in another thread.] I'm still on dialup, so lags are the norm for me. But my Inbox still gives the new e-mail worms away before the security announcements go out. I was tempted to submit a story about this Wednesday night!

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    4. Re:Fortunately... by aurelian · · Score: 1

      I assumed it was just crap service from my ISP, but maybe this is one way Linux users aren't immune from these things!

    5. Re:Fortunately... by Eil · · Score: 1


      Heh. News outlets, anti-virus vendors, and bloggers spring up today and announce this new, devestating new Microsoft worm.

      I've been dealing with the damn thing for the better part of a month now. It sucks just a wee bit to pull multiple 130k attachments through my dialup connection every time I simply want to check my email. Linux users are NOT immune. They just can't further propagate it.

    6. Re:Fortunately... by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I noticed this too on my cable connection. Google was responding real slow and I was like "what the fuck is the world coming to when Google becomes slow?!?" Now it makes more sense.

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    7. Re:Fortunately... by bogie · · Score: 1

      Ditto, same prob with Google.

      It really says a lot about how fickle the Internet really still is.

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    8. Re:Fortunately... by Neillparatzo · · Score: 1

      Earthlink DSL had a nationwide scheduled downtime last night. Sure it wasn't that?

    9. Re:Fortunately... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I'm on Verizon, and nothing went completely down.... just slowed to a crawl.

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  4. The Mysterious Third Force by heironymouscoward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1. Virus writers
    2. Spam merchants
    3. ???

    Is there an organized group involved in
    trying to take control of the Internet
    through the nefarious means of planting
    virus and trojan software on a critical
    mass of systems from which they can launch
    deadly attacks to take over the entire
    Internet?

    Ahem. No MSN, Kazaa or AOL jokes please.
    This is a serious question.

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    1. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. The Sith, duh.

    2. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... Spyware (mainly Gator)?

    3. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by gasgesgos · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Virus writers
      2. Spam merchants
      3. ???


      I know what 3 really is!


      3. PROFIT!!!

    4. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by munter · · Score: 1
      The same sort of thought occured to me recently. Who is to benefit from people's email clients behaving spuriously and spewing the contents of their address book to The Internet?

      Spammers.

      ..Bastards.

    5. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by janda · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Let's see, there's the CIA, FBI, Department of Homeland Security (or whatever they're called this week), the NSA, and pretty much every other "agency" under Czar Bush.

      Then throw in what's left of the KGB, the Chinese KGB, the Kinesset and the rest of our "allies", who caught Czar Bush spying on them during the vote for the Iraqi War For Oil^H^H^H^H^H^Hn Terrorism, "US Threat O' The Week", and everybody else.

      Oh, and let's not forget the writers of spam protection software, who now get to do the "Buy Our Product[tm] And Protect Your System" speil.

      Is that enough? If not, consider the insane antics of SCO. I can just imagine them trying to claim they're only protecting their IP or something.

      With a system like the internet you can't really "take it over". However, there are times and places where strikes can be very effective in allowing you to take over specific systems. For an interesting (in my opinion) story on this, see the sci-fi story "Marooned in RealTime" by none other than Vernor Vinge. I prefer the duology, "Across RealTime", which has both "The Peace War", and "Marooned in RealTime" in it.

      Since you said you were asking a serious question, I won't do the obligitory "beowoulf" joke here, but think about it. If you're trying to keep mail services, network traffic, and all the related things (AUTH? INFO?) up during one of these things, the odds of you detecting a small attack against one or two servers using a new vulnerability in something like FTP (or God[d][ess][ess] forbid, SSH or something) goes way down.

      Which leads me to another thing, calling it "Secure Shell". Zimmerman had the right idea in calling it "Pretty Good Privacy", not "Unbroken Privacy" or something similar. The social engineering mechanics between the two products are very interesting.

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    6. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Quite clearly the answer is:
      3. The Illuminati

    7. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The copyright cartels have been developing viruses and attempting to sabotage network traffic. Does that count?

    8. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impressive, I did not expect to see bush bashing on this thread. congrads for being well diciplined propagandist.

    9. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by l1gunman · · Score: 1
      I'm quite certain that number three is: the Spanish Inquisition.

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    10. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to this, the mysterious third force is:

      Santeria, synthesis, a shadowy organization made up of ex-apartheid supporters, etc.

  5. Just recieved by TinoMNYY24 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I actually just got this virus and was coming onto /. to post about it when I saw that it had already made the front page. /. keeps up its tradition of reporting news before it happens. Anyway, I got this virus as an attachcment (didn't open it of course), and I noticed that it had spoofed its return address. Something else to think about.

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    1. Re:Just recieved by henrygb · · Score: 1
      Yesterday evening (10 hours ago) I was already getting messages from postmasters saying I had been sending Sobig.e. Since this worm spoofs return addresses, it was a fairly pointless warning.

      For many people, these virus warnings will be a bigger burden than the virus itself. As useless as a hoax, even if it is real.

  6. Somebody angry at France? by mscheid · · Score: 5, Funny

    expiration date of July 14th

    Well isn't this the french national holiday. Maybe somebody is angry because they didn't join the war against weapons of mass.. er, what was that war about again?

    1. Re:Somebody angry at France? by danamania · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it's my birthday. a virus in my honour.

      cool.

      viva la windows, or something.

    2. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, its my birthday too!

      but I really think the virus is in your honor, not mine.

    3. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, it's my birthday. a virus in my honour.

      My office neighbor was born on 9/11. He too felt very honored two years ago... (Posting anonymously, because we are playing a game trying to find out each other's Slashdot nicks...)

    4. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I think the war was over some jerk's birthday or something.

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    5. Re:Somebody angry at France? by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      Actually, 9/11 was also Dylan Klebold's birthday. I suspect Osama intended to "honor" Dylan, rather than your unknown coworker.

      Oddly enough, 4/9 (the day of the downfall of the Saddam regime in Iraq) was Eric Harris' birthday. Good timing Dubya, not only did you win the war, but you managed to score your victory on a symbolic date!

    6. Re:Somebody angry at France? by KjetilK · · Score: 1

      weapons of mass disappearence are the words you're looking for! :-)

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    7. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it more likely a Frenchman wrote it to show that 'france' still matters. They like to do this silly stuff once in a while just so we dont forget how they rule Europe and the world with all their great ideas military might.

    8. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it's my birthday too! What are the odds?

    9. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >expiration date of July 14th
      >
      >Well isn't this the french national holiday. Maybe >somebody is angry because they didn't join the war >against weapons of mass.. er, what was that war >about again?

      If it was against the french then why would it expire during their national holiday

    10. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      July 14th 2003? Isn't that the day the Tour Montparnasse collapsed?

    11. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Penguin2212 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's actually Bastille day, which commemorates when French revolutionaries stormed the Bastille, an old fortress which was convereted to a prison. This is recognized in France as the day that kicked off the French Revolution, overthrew of the monarchy and the installed "The Committe For Public Safety" as it came to be known.

    12. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what was that war about again?

      Uh.. OIL?

    13. Re:Somebody angry at France? by MowserX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mine, too!

    14. Re:Somebody angry at France? by gsfprez · · Score: 1

      i mean its not like anyone has
      found any
      actual plans or
      parts
      to build uranium refinement equipment in Iraq - key to building ACTUAL nuclear bombs.

      Saddam obviously never had any intention of doing that.

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      guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
    15. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      to build uranium refinement equipment in Iraq - key to building ACTUAL nuclear bombs.

      Yeah, amazing. After months of being unable to justify their presence in Iraq, the government's most notoriously underhanded covert operations department "finds" a handful of parts they assure us are intended for our own demise.

      --
      BD Phone Home!

      Shameless plug. Like you weren't expecting it.

    16. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it amusing that that got modded up as "informative". I guess the mods want us to buy you a present.

    17. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please it's just pathetic watching a supposedly intelligent person try to defend the Bushies, who are well on the way to completely destroying everything America should stand for.

      The centrifuge part you speak of was buried for over a decade and it would require HUNDREDS of the things plus a shitload of other equipment to make a weapon.

      The Atomic energy commission had that part listed yet concluded that there isn't even the ghost of a nuke program in Iraq.

      Every. Single. Justification. that the Bushie trash have given for this war is provably bullshit. Heck, that was just the word Powell used! At least Wolfshit admitted that we did it for oil, and you kinda have to believe him as he's one of Georgie's primary puppetmasters.

      Bush is a fucking traitor and justice would be seeing the little retard frying in the electric chair he so delighted in sending other retards to.

    18. Re:Somebody angry at France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if they found them immediately, they clearly made it up; they found them too fast.

      If they find them after months of searching, they clearly gave up looking and just fabricated it.

  7. So BIG? by carm$y$ · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "So BIG" and "spreading"?
    This will be flagged as pR0n browsing by our bofh. Oh shit.

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  8. Re:Ahem... by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    I'm going to have to use that last line as my new quote... I hope you don't mind, but it's damn true and damn funny at the same time. Which puts it in the "sad but true" catagory. This catagory, of course, is to live and die by.

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  9. All it takes... by GC · · Score: 4, Funny

    All it takes is for one of those spammers with 15 million email addresses to get infected...

    1. Re: All it takes... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > All it takes is for one of those spammers with 15 million email addresses to get infected...

      That would be the big Whore-all virus everyone is expecting?

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:All it takes... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      2 of my users recieved the virus, despite running a filter the looks for .pif (and the dozen of so other extensions you can click and shit with) attachments. It's supposed to decompress and scan zipfiles. I just added ZIP to the shitlist until I get it figured out.

      My viruses were from support@dell.com. I've banned outlook, but looking through the headers, it is obvious that SOMEONE was using it.

      I'm about to ban attachments alltogether and instead write a web-based document distribution system. At the very least it makes tracking the provenance of documents easier. Besides users have this habit of NEVER throwing away email, and the attachments eat up a lot of room on the server.

      We run IMAP. (That's another discussion)

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:All it takes... by phoenix_orb · · Score: 1

      I run IMAP as well. Good system. Yes it is on Windows. IMail from ipswitch. I even have Outlook on the desktop No I don't have any issues with viruses via email. Viruses get removed.

      Why?

      I run an email proxy from Trend Micro. Interscan Messaging Security Suite. It does Virus Scanning with automagic updates, and can also do meta filtering. (which I don't use)

      I had 3 sobig.e viruses stopped on Thursday from Nextel and Dell employees.

      Email comes in, hits proxy, viruses get removed, on to the IMAP server. How hard is that?

      Installing a $1500 Program on a $800 win 2k pro Machine to me fixes a whole lot more problems than banning the software and standard operating procedures the executives at my company use (outlook, or netscape 4.7 but that is a different story).

      Banning attachments? How insane are you? Yes, I know email wasn't designed for attachments, and I don't know how large your company is, but at my company, we do millions in buisness, and a lot of that buisness is based upon email. Finding a solution that works, without stopping users from doing what they need to do.

      My IMAP server is 180 gig RAID 5 Array. I have 190 users of email. I also have scripts to remove email older than 1 year. I run this script every quarter, and let people know what is going on. If they have mail they want to save, I have them put it into a "save" folder. I also have it set up where users can't go over 500 Megs each for mail.

      From a corporate standpoint, I sincerely hope that you are not in my industry. Because if you are, your rash decisions are going to easily allow my company to offer better service while allowing our customers to do THE SAME THINGS THAT THEY ALWAYS HAVE.

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      Blah Blah Blah.
    4. Re:All it takes... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I'm happy that you have a budget that permits you to spend more than I can. Bravo. Now get off your high horse.

      I'm charged with keeping the system operating with a dearth of resources and a limited labor budget. They aren't throwing money at me to buy equipment. Hell, I have volunteers going through our old stuff to find out what is worth selling on ebay.

      You have more storage space for email than my entire flipping data center. Now tell me, what do you use to back that up? My measly 100GB array, plus our databases and the email server take about 20 hours to back up on a SCSI tape.

      You do back your systems up every night, don't you?

      You see, I don't have customers. I have people relying on me to keep this shop running come hell, high water, or hogs in sneakers. The last thing I need to be growing a storage farm because someone can't figure out how to delete a bloody attachment when they are finished with it.

      You will also note that I while pulling away attachments on email, I am providing an alternative. This alternative answers another problem with attachments: namely if the email is not attached to it you can't remember why you have 10 BusinessPlan2002.doc files in your attachment bin.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:All it takes... by silvaran · · Score: 1

      I used to have a problem at work where if I sent out a .zip file, it would take days to arrive at my home address (and sometimes it wouldn't arrive at all). Same thing if I sent something from home to work. Turns out the scanner was holding back the .zip file for some reason...

      My solution was to ROT13 encode the zip files, thus corrupting them temporarily while they were sent through the wire. When I started doing this, my E-Mails began arriving almost instantly (or, at least by the time I arrived home after a 5 minute walk). Maybe the virus is doing something similar -- simply renaming a file to .zip, and since it's not a true .zip file, your scanner just passes it along...? Maybe?

    6. Re:All it takes... by ggambett · · Score: 1

      Back in my day I had to write games in BASIC, on a 4.7Mhz computer with no hard disk and 128K of RAM. And I was grateful

      You should be grateful. My Spectrum was a 48K model...

    7. Re:All it takes... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I'll have to look into that.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    8. Re:All it takes... by Hung+Chow · · Score: 1

      We run Trend Micro's IMSS too, 'cept we got the first sobig32.e virus a few hours before Trend had the new sig files ready. Our second level of defense was similarly unprepared. New sigs weren't available yet. The tertiary system (user edu-ma-ca'shun) failed miserably in one glaring instance. One bright spot, our internal CERT team rocked! So be careful about crowing so loudly... I still believe in "defense in depth" but also have a plan for when the inevitable happens. Hung Chow

      --
      ...because ideas have consequences.
    9. Re:All it takes... by phoenix_orb · · Score: 1

      >I'm happy that you have a budget that permits >you to spend more than I can. Bravo. Now get >your high horse.

      My budget was less than .5% of revenue last year, thank you very much.

      >I'm charged with keeping the system operating >with a dearth of resources and a limited labor >budget. They aren't throwing money at me to buy >equipment. Hell, I have volunteers going >through our old stuff to find out what is worth >selling on ebay.

      Cry me a river. How do you think I purchased many of the things I have now? I sold unused racks on ebay, and old computers to employees.

      >You have more storage space for email than my >entire flipping data center. Now tell me, what >do you use to back that up? My measly 100GB >array, plus our databases and the email server >take about 20 hours to back up on a SCSI tape.

      >You do back your systems up every night, don't >you?

      If you are using tape, well, what decade are you in? I use USB 2.0 Drives. Several of them, in fact. Then all of the backup is live data, meaning I can access it for restore purposes immediately. I also do backups 4 times a day, and this is with over 20 Gig of data. Get over yourself. There are better faster cheaper ways of doing stuff. Why don't you sell your obsolute tape backup and replace it with something much more modern and cheaper. Hell buy a Dell Axiom with extra money you save.

      >You see, I don't have customers. I have people >relying on me to keep this shop running come >hell, high water, or hogs in sneakers. The last >thing I need to be growing a storage farm >because someone can't figure out how to delete >a bloody attachment when they are finished with >it.

      The employees in my company are my customers. That is customer service. You sound like an angry jaded sysadmin or netadmin. I appreciate where you are comming from, but you with your additude of "my way or no way" hurts everyone in this field. I do what I am told, and I do it in the manner I see fit. That is it. The company wanted to have backups for disaster recovery. I sold two $3k tape drive on ebay for $2200. Purchased a USB 2.0 High speed card. $50. 5 USB 2.0 HD's (at $240 apiece, 120 Gig). Wow. I saved our company money by putting money back into our department's coffers. I then took that and bought Interscan and put it on an old workstation. How am I wasteful with my companies money?

      You will also not that You are pulling away attachments on email. I have no idea what your company does. I work in the freight forwarding buisness. If I am not industry standard (and I believe email attachments are industry standard whatever industry you are in) then we will give up that on a competative front. I don't want my sales rep (who in the end bring in revenue that pays me) unable to recieve email that has a bid on it because I have become anal retentive on viruses. On workstations that have Outlook, I have simply disabled the ability to have any type of attachments except .doc, .pdf, .xls, and a couple others. Why couldn't you do the same thing?

      -Dan

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      Blah Blah Blah.
    10. Re:All it takes... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      You will also not that You are pulling away attachments on email. I have no idea what your company does. I work in the freight forwarding buisness. If I am not industry standard (and I believe email attachments are industry standard whatever industry you are in) then we will give up that on a competative front. I don't want my sales rep (who in the end bring in revenue that pays me) unable to recieve email that has a bid on it because I have become anal retentive on viruses. On workstations that have Outlook, I have simply disabled the ability to have any type of attachments except .doc, .pdf, .xls, and a couple others. Why couldn't you do the same thing?

      To start, I wish to apologize for my hostile tone. Lets accept we live in 2 different worlds.

      As I stated, by field is education. Email attachments have been an ongoing battle with my "users" because they never throw anything away. I'm not allowed to delete anything they create. Many times it is people within the same department (who have a shared drive on the RAID) who email each other large files because its "convienient."

      These same folks then program their mail clients to check messages every minute, and send the email server into a complete and utter divebomb. I had to lock one guys account just so everyone could get email. That's an unneeded use of company resources.

      I have an email virus filter that catches attachments during delivery. For a while we had Antivir. After the umpteen virus spread on the network and all of the virus companies took 3 days to fix it, I started supplimenting the virus scanner with "Sean's Razor." This system simply flagged and dropped any message with a potentially executable attachment. This combination has been working up until now, and I'm stumped.

      Outlook is forbidden on our network for a variety of reasons already.

      As far as the tape backups go, say what you will about antiqated tapes. I can go back in time and pull a file from last week. My Veritas software also does a hot backup of our MS SQL servers and our Linux-based RAID, at the same time.

      Also, the DLT tapes we use can be dropped without trashing them. I can also send them offsite, should something smoke the datacenter.

      Again, different needs. Different solutions. If I tried to make my way sound best, I'm sorry.

      But I make no apologies about matters technical, nor on user policies. I am paid to make this system work. I have to juggle a zillion and 7 tasks. It that means USER A doesn't get some nifty feature, they always have the option of hiring someone to make that feature happen.

      In the meantime I view my continued employment as tacit approval of my performance.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    11. Re:All it takes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm still wondering why you don't run amavis, and hook it into your MTA.

      from there, you can have amavis check for viruses using any number of engines. i use f-protect, free.

    12. Re:All it takes... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      The extreme volume of email I deal with would crush the server. I'm sidegrading to Postfix and Courier-Imap while will take a lot of the overhead out of message delivery.

      But I've still found the simple "No executable" rule to be as effective as any kind of virus scan. The notable exception is, of course, MS office documents that can embed executables in the data. I need a virus scanner for that, because I don't think I'd ever get away with banning .doc files as attachments.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  10. I opened it by Barbarian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fortunately my virus scanner DAT was up to date, although it did misidentify it and the info page said that it was supposed to expire June 6.

  11. I knew it! by andi75 · · Score: 1
    has an expiration date of July 14th

    Unfortunately, all the suckers that set their system time back to get 'extended' shareware use periods will be spreading the worm/virus (true slashdotters never read the article) for years to come.

    - Andreas

    1. Re:I knew it! by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 1

      Yes, but only to the other suckers who have set their system time back. So that would affect none of us since we're all either honest of OSS zealots.

      Goblin

      --
      It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo... Again
  12. "Primarily affect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems..."

    What's this "primarily affect" business? It only affects Microsoft systems, just like every other friggin' virus on the face of the planet.

    1. Re:"Primarily affect" by Gorfman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If enough systems are infected, it affects us all in the slow down of the network as a whole.

    2. Re:"Primarily affect" by barcodez · · Score: 5, Funny

      Might be able to get it to run under wine (yes I am joking).

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    3. Re:"Primarily affect" by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It only affects Microsoft systems

      So mail servers running on *nix are compleatly uneffected by an increase in mail traffic? Wow, unix and its varients are more magical then I thought. Perhaps when my mail server starts getting bogged down, I can ask all my users to attach a large virus to every one of their emails, so it will run more smoothy.

      --
      The Internet is generally stupid
    4. Re:"Primarily affect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are viruses for almost any operating system, not just Windows, and affects != infects.

    5. Re:"Primarily affect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was using the word "affects" as in "works on", Mr. Smartpants.

    6. Re:"Primarily affect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual, the worm affects only Windows PCs. Linux and Mac users are immune.

      whoopie!

    7. Re:"Primarily affect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I guess maybe as MS Outlook Express can run under WINE. Maybe the executable will also? :-)

    8. Re:"Primarily affect" by TheMidget · · Score: 5, Funny
      It only affects Microsoft systems, just like every other friggin' virus on the face of the planet.

      Nope, there are also viruses affecting Macs. And worms affecting Apples. For example, yesterday at the cafeteria, I had an apple whose security had been breached by a worm.

    9. Re:"Primarily affect" by TheMidget · · Score: 2, Funny
      Perhaps when my mail server starts getting bogged down, I can ask all my users to attach a large virus to every one of their emails, so it will run more smoothy.

      This may indeed help. While the window's user's PC's are down for virus removal, they won't bog down the mail servers with their chain letters, flash animation attachments, screen saver attachments, and various hoaxes. Thanks for the idea; I'll try it out next time a luser attempts to send a 34 Megabyte Word document...

    10. Re:"Primarily affect" by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      unaffected

      variants

      than

      smoothly

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    11. Re:"Primarily affect" by subreality · · Score: 1
      It only affects Microsoft systems, just like every other friggin' virus on the face of the planet.

      Simply untrue. Have you heard of the Morris Worm?

      Of course, Windows is a cesspool of viruses when compared to any other operating system, but that's more due to popularity than possibility.
    12. Re:"Primarily affect" by piranha(jpl) · · Score: 1

      How did this get modded to +5? Congestion created by Microsoft worms is noticable by non-Microsoft users. And everyone knows there have been Linux worms (even in the past couple years).

      FUDish, not insightful!

    13. Re:"Primarily affect" by pi+radians · · Score: 4, Funny

      What worse than finding a worm in your apple?

      Finding half a worm in you apple.

      (And now the resounding sound of groaning shall commence)

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      sin(6cos(r)+5A)
    14. Re:"Primarily affect" by demaria · · Score: 1

      Ahem...Morris Worm. History is fun.

    15. Re:"Primarily affect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worm can only host itself on Windows, but I sure am getting a lot of spam email being generated by the worm, and I'm on OS X. So it's affecting everyone.

    16. Re:"Primarily affect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It only affects Microsoft systems, just like every other friggin' virus on the face of the planet"

      Wrong.

      1. Go to http://vil.nai.com/vil/default.asp

      2. Look for viruses containing "Linux"

      3. Feel foolish.

      Bash MS all you like, but check your facts first.

    17. Re:"Primarily affect" by sunbane · · Score: 1

      That is not true. My ISP put a filter on my public ip address which is tied to a cobalt qube saying it was sending out packets in the thousands per minute on port 137 (netbios, SMB port).

      Basically what I think was happenning is that one of the methods the w32.sobig.e virus spreads is via looking for network shares. Since I have a public ip address w/ network shares on it, thousands of systems were querying it to see if I had the proper directories shared to propagate itself (which of course I don't). So I turned off my samba sharing, put an ipchain rule to do a DENY on both incoming and outgoing traffic on port 137, and requested my ISP to reenable my site, which they have yet to do.

      So, even not running windows, this has effectively taken down my website and my email. True, linux based rarely gets "infected", but these thing "affect" us all!!! (Let alone taking down websites we use that are windows based and slowing down the internet)

      I would ask - has anyone else seen this and come up with a better solution than not having my samba available?

    18. Re:"Primarily affect" by sludg-o · · Score: 1

      eMight be able to get it to run under wine (yes I am joking).

      Actually, SirCam runs fine under WINE, so it wouldn't surprise me if this could too. Wasn't one of Wine's goals "bug for bug compatability"?

    19. Re:"Primarily affect" by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Depends on how big a spike we're talking about here...

      Most good MTAs can deal with mail surges. Most competent high-traffic MTA admins have setup extra servers to deal with large mail surges.

      The ISP our company uses, has two windows NT mail servers, each email spools on the first server to go through spam processing, then spools on the second server. Under normal operation it used to take an hour to send an email to my coworker. We've long since set up our own mailserver.

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    20. Re:"Primarily affect" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends what one means by "affect". I don't run Windows at all. But, my email address is listed in a widely distributed text file. Several viruses, include soBig, search text files as well as the outlook address book for targers. I'm currently getting 300-400 of of these a day. Each is over 100k. The virus don't run on my system, but I still pull the mail done my SLOW 56K connection.

      Am I affected? I think so.

    21. Re:"Primarily affect" by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      Hint: That's because nobody gives a flying shit about other operating systems, because nobody FUCKING USES them.

      You expect people to write viruses for what, QNX? BSDI? Linux? Yeah, write, and infect all (relatively speaking) 50 users?

      Right... If people gave a shit about Linux you can rest assured that there are numerous unexploited buffer overruns, misconfigured systems, etc... that they could infect a large number of them.

    22. Re:"Primarily affect" by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      So mail servers running on *nix are compleatly uneffected by an increase in mail traffic?...Perhaps when my mail server starts getting bogged down, I can ask all my users to attach a large virus to every one of their emails, so it will run more smoothy.

      I know you're being sarcastic, but your sarcasm is inconsistent. If they're unaffected, how could that possibly make it run more smoothly?

    23. Re:"Primarily affect" by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      I can ask all my users to attach a large virus to every one of their emails

      No need to ask them, they'll be doing it on their own soon enough.

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
    24. Re: "Primarily affect" by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      What's this "primarily affect" business? It only affects Microsoft systems, [...]

      Only SPREADS via Microsoft systems - and maybe Microsoft software running under Wine or on Macs or the like.

      But it AFFECTS other systems somewhat - by clogging the net, filling inboxes with infection attempts, etc.

      [...] just like every other friggin' virus on the face of the planet.

      Actually, Mac viruses predate those for Windows. (It's the downside of the old MacOS versions looking at the disks for driver patches on startup/insert.) But for some reason the Windows viruses, historically, have tended to be both more prevalant and more vicious, while Mac viruses have tended to be of the prank variety.

      It's a lot harder to infect Unix variants (including OS X) than single-user paradigm OSes, because they were originally designed to protect the users in a multiuser environment from each other, and the system from the users. So there are bariers built-in from scratch that a virus must find a way around.

      By the way: Protecting the system from the user (except when he says he REALLY INTENDS to change it) is a good paradigm even in a single-user environment and even in the absense of malicious intents. The only difference, security-wise, between taking the system down accidentally and taking it down maliciously is that the intentional attack will usually find the security hole a little earlier than random activity.

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  13. Ok so this might be a weird request..... by scoobywan · · Score: 5, Funny

    but can someone please write a good virus for once.
    I mean back in the day virii actually did stuff,
    now they just email over and over. Remember when
    your computer used to get "Stoned" :P. So, instead
    of bitching about virii, I just ask, if you're
    gonna write one at least make it do something fun.

    1. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think virus writers' priorities have changed since. With everyone on the net now, the bragging points have to do with how quickly and how many machines you can infect. Its quantity over quality. Payload? What payload?

      Ah yes, the halcyon days of the wazoo virus or when getting a virus meant your disk partitions were officially destroyed.

    2. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      With every next worm, I wonder why there does not appear one that first propagates and then erases all data it can touch.
      You know, like the good old days when there was supposed to be a data in the near future when all PCs in the universe would crash because of a virus.
      (quickly purchase a virus scanner or you will be doomed)

    3. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh, it's "viruses", not "virii"

    4. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually doing something beside saturating third party infrastructure would create more awareness and alert users that worms are a real problem and security risk, not just an annoyance. Therefore harming the users just for the sake of it isn't in the interest of most worm authors. Worms are about mass-infection-bragging or power for the author: Massive zombie networks. Neither would benefit from an obvious malfunction.

    5. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by TheMidget · · Score: 4, Funny
      So, instead of bitching about virii, I just ask, if you're gonna write one at least make it do something fun.

      Like, connecting to RedHat, and installing Linux on the infected PC. That way, the PC won't at least be infected by another virus...

    6. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by zonix · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      The last funny one I saw was a Word macro thingy that changed the name of the document when saving. (Can't remember the version of Word, it was on Windows 3.11 I think?)

      You woul type 'document.doc' and the cursor would skip to the end of the name when hitting the 'save' button, and you would be left with 'document.doc.dot'

      Not as funny as in the old days. People, make something funny for once!

      For the record, it was a friend's machine which was infected - not my own! :-)

      z
      --
      What would an EWOULDBLOCK block, if an EWOULDBLOCK could block would? -- me
    7. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by 2Bits · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, just like this one we developed just for our "beloved" coworker a few years ago.

      We all worked in the open cubicle land, and there was this guy always answered his phone with the speaker phone, and had the volume set to highest. Everyone heard and knew about all his dirty laundry with his wife (or girlfriend). Everytime after he had a dispute with his wife, he would swear at everything the whole day, and swear out loud . And he would bang on the drawer, etc.

      One day, two of us decided it was enough. We wrote a little worm with a trojan. And this is just for his computer, it would not spread to anywhere else. After we sent it to the whole group as attachment, it would do nothing on other computer, and it would just behave funny on his computer. This is what it did:

      - It would simulate, from time to time, like 15 times a day between 9am and 5pm, a BSOD by just popping up a blue screen and catch keypress and do nothing. This was easy, we downloaded the BSOD screensaver and used the pic.
      - Whenever he started up his Outlook, it would send a .wav file containing a big sound of fart to the audio device (oh, did I mention he had a nasty speaker too, and that he liked those weird sounds attached to his system events?). Everyone knows how to do this right?
      - Whenever he sent emails to his wife (he always told people about his wife's email, for some reasons), another stupid email is sent to his boss, about him complaining about women in general (we had a few simple templates for that :) This one was a little tricky, as it was the first time we hacked Outlook.
      - it would send some system binary file, picked in random from the system32 directory to the audio device. This would produce some weird scratchy sound. This is done a couple of times, especially between 12pm and 1:30pm, after lunch, when he was half asleep.
      - it would try to pop up some weird shit on his screen, by picking in random some file from the system32 directory.

      Boy, the farting sound makes him so embarrassed, after everyone is complaining that this was gross (as if he wasn't gross enough before that!).

      I left the company about a month after we did this, not sure what happened to him (and I didn't want to know anyway, obviously).

    8. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by muffen · · Score: 1

      I remember an old DOS virus that, whenever I typed a dot, a dinosaur looking thing would eat it up. It would also do the same with backslashes, so moving backwards through folders was kinda difficult.

    9. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Tell that to my walrii, octopii, and cactii.

      --

      In Soviet America the banks rob you!
    10. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's walruses, octopodes, and cacti.

    11. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Jim, is that you ? I frickin' knew you did it!

      I'm so gonna give you a big whoopin' can of whoopass after I'm through with this fucking divorce from that stupid cow!

      Count your days Jimbo!

    12. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by hplasm · · Score: 1

      walraux, octopeux, cacteau...

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    13. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It would simulate, from time to time, like 15 times a day between 9am and 5pm, a BSOD by just popping up a blue screen and catch keypress and do nothing. This was easy, we downloaded the BSOD screensaver and used the pic.

      Or, even easyer: just have his IE connect to http://www.bluescreen.org.lu. Works best with '95 or '98.

    14. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by trelanexiph · · Score: 1

      nor of course will it be useable :)
      *ducks*

    15. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if he were French!

    16. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once heard of a macro virus that would insert random four letter words into a document when it was printed. Thats more like it.

    17. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by 241comp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's similar to what we pulled on a teacher at my high school. One time when I was fixing her computer for her, I installed a special program that we had created just for her a few weeks earlier. The program did this:

      - Randomly chose a time between 10 minutes and 3 hours to run again
      - Randomly chose one or more of the following actions
      - Crow like a rooster (this turned up the volume to full before crowing)
      - Eject the CD drive (whether there was a cd in it or not)
      - Eject the floppy if it was in there
      - Print a random amount of blank paper from whatever printer she had last printed to (usually the one in her office)
      - Change the theme of her desktop
      - Enable Active-Desktop and set the desktop randomly to a website

    18. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by M.+Silver · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember doing things like this, albeit on a more benign level.

      This was in the day when nobody had sound on their computers, and 386en were the latest and greatest thing.

      We installed one of those nifty simulate-a-SoundBlaster-through-the-PC-speaker drivers. Then we put the player in the autoexec.bat (this *was* the day of DOS), with various selections. The head honcho (a VP; we were a division) got an excerpt from 2001; can't remember which one, but it started with "Dave... Dave..." (which happened to be his name). His secretary got "... HEY! Lemme outta here!"

      The quality (these were Epson Equity ]['s) and volume were both so low that folks would think they were hearing someone off in the distance, and would be running around trying to find out who was calling.

      We also had a cobbled-together system built out of scraps we found in the basement; no monitor, half a case, and a battered keyboard. That guy was set up to announce "I'm fully functional and all my circuits are operating perfectly" on bootup, and "Don't do that, Dave" whenever anyone touched a key (it was temptingly set near our visitor chair).

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    19. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You son of a bitch! So that's what was going on with my email, and that's why the help desk guy was laughing so hard!!! I just can't believe --- oh wait, my wife is calling, I have to answer the phone

    20. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      - Enable Active-Desktop and set the desktop randomly to a website

      The choice of website is left as an exercise to the reader...

    21. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by klocwerk · · Score: 1

      I like chernobyl. nothing like having your boot sector ripped apart, and it even wrote over some BIOSes iirc.

      --

      "You worthless post!"
      -Shakespeare, 2 Gentlemen of Verona, 1. 1. 147
    22. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by mallfouf · · Score: 1

      How can you eject a floppy? Isn't it a mechanical process?
      Can you please advise?

      thanks.

    23. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On PCs, yes, but Mac floppy drives only eject disks when told to do so. They dont even have an eject button.

    24. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      So, how about a payload that made your screen saver also activate the computer to go to scan the net for distributed processing sites, download jobs, and do them.

      Oh, yeah. Also check if the computer is on battery or wall power: battery power computers should just remain in default.

      That way you couldn't say it's a virus. It's rather a energy conservation program.

      --
      Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
    25. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by r00k123 · · Score: 1
      Exactly!

      Quantity over quality.

      All us nerds love to scream that MS sucks and is the only one that gets hit with these virii, but come on. Windows gets hit with 99% of virii because 99% of them are written for Windows. Why? Because Windows is so damn popular. If I want the world to be affected by my little piece of code I'm going to write it to infect Windows machines.

      Quantity baby.

      Yes, Windows is less secure than linux, and that is definitely a factor. It's easier to attack MS machines. But don't kid yourself into thinking that linux virii couldn't be written (some already have, google /.).

      All the linux nerds get all high and mighty when an MS virus goes around. But you're mostly enjoying security through obscurity. Frankly, most of the world wouldn't give a damn about a linux virus, so no one writes them.

      -Ben

    26. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Miles · · Score: 1

      Isn't active-desktop a Windows only thing? If so, we're not talking about Macs.

    27. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      I agree with your quantity argument. However, I'd also add that it's EASIER to write virii for Windows therefore there are more of them. The key to writing a virus is knowing the layout of the binary. Since binaries on Linux differ in hardware arch, compiler options, and compiler optimizations, it's exceedingly difficult to assume a single binary memory layout. Combine that with the fact that very little runs as root, so collateral damage/infection is hard to achieve. Under Windows, a single binary image is a valid assumption since nobody but MS compiles the code.

      So, is it impossible? No, of course not, it's possible to write a virus for Linux. No software is bug free, and some of these bugs can be exploited regardless of your OS. The catch is that since you'd have to target a particular binary revision with a particular set of compiler settings, the odds of a successful widespread infection on Linux are virtually zero. However, a virus targeted at a particular distro and revision, Lindows 4.0 for example, where the binary can be considered static between boxen and everything runs as root, is possible.

      Now before some smart ass says this, yes, overwritting the stack is just one way of writting a virus/worm but it's still the most common form in use. Also, I think virii that just replicate for the sake of replicating are boring and stupid (annoying too). I'm not hoping for a return to destructive virii of old but they required far more creativity and caused far more pain than the net-barf virii we see around these days. A virus that smokes your NTFS partitions is far more disruptive than a virus that clogs up your bandwidth. You can quickly patch one away while the other means significant downtime.

      --

      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
    28. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      There are some PCs with software-controllable floppy drives. I think some compaqs had them, IIRC.

      --
      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
    29. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      although windows is undoubtedly more popular for desktops, there are a LOT of *nix servers running Apache, yet we see SO many more virii attack IIS than apache.

    30. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by enderak · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if there were more virii like this these days, I wouldn't have to remind users not to open attachments so often. And perhaps they wouldn't be so prone to ignoring my reminders...

    31. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Windows gets hit with 99% of virii because 99% of them are written for Windows. Why? Because Windows is so damn popular.

      That's FUD. And it's wrong.

      Yes it's a bigger target. But it's also an EASIER target, because it has SO many gaping holes that, even when they do get fixed, get replaced by even more holes.

      If it were JUST that more-is-easer, there'd be more Apache web server attacks than Microsoft IIS web server attacks.

      And just because there are fewer systems of other types doesn't mean there won't be soft-diseases among them if they're susceptable. What matters for a disease - whether it's software on computers or pathological biological agents in living organisms - is not the FRACTION of the population that is susceptable, but the existence and size of the susceptable subpopulation. A disease lives in a world populated by only the susceptable individuals. As far as it's concerned the non-susceptable population just doesn't exist. If there are enough susceptable individuals, in sufficient contact, it will spread.

      So don't be surprised if, in some hypothetical future where Linux has a 60% desktop share and Windows is down to 10%, there are still be more Windows than Linux viruses.

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    32. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time you are in the foxnews.com or cbsnews.com check out the popup ads, right click on one of them, proceed to advanced properties and ask yourself what stopped them from turning on your web cam and mic without you knowing...or is big brother allready doing so... Dam I hate being paranoid...That would make a great virus yes

  14. "Primarily affecting..." by C+A+S+S+I+E+L · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems [...]
    Translation: this worm only compromises and damages Microsoft systems, and only propagates on Microsoft systems; its effect on the rest of us is basically the shrapnel (as always).
    1. Re:"Primarily affecting..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Linux was the mainstream OS, we would be in the possition MS is today.. all worms would hit Linux. Linux isnt the cure for worms, OpenSource programs contains as much securityholes as MS products. It might be eayer to fix and all, but Linux has the same problem as MS when it comes to that users should actualy _update_ there machines.

    2. Re:"Primarily affecting..." by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Translation: this worm only compromises and damages Microsoft systems, and only propagates on Microsoft systems; its effect on the rest of us is basically the shrapnel (as always).

      Yes, I knew there was a new virus on the loose a full day before I saw it on any news site, because of the sudden influx of e-messages with 110K attachments in my inbox.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re: "Primarily affecting..." by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > If Linux was the mainstream OS, we would be in the possition MS is today.. all worms would hit Linux. Linux isnt the cure for worms, OpenSource programs contains as much securityholes as MS products. It might be eayer to fix and all, but Linux has the same problem as MS when it comes to that users should actualy _update_ there machines.

      AFAICT this is another human "click that attachment!" engineering worm. The issue really isn't Linux and Windows, it's applications and users.

      We'll have this kind of stuff on Linux the day similar e-mail "click that attachment!" clients become popular on Linux and the userbase degenerates to a similar level of clubieness.

      For the same reason, Microsoft's much publicized month of security bug fixing didn't, and could not, make this go away. It's all about application design and user cluefulness.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    4. Re:"Primarily affecting..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It has become very very clear that this war isn't over." -- British officer in Iraq, June 24 2003

      The news coverage of the 6 dead soldiers has been nothing short of hilarious. Er..hello? You`re an occupying power! Just because theres a bit of footage of a few hundred people celebrating Saddams removal from power doesn't exactly mean that the US and its allies are welcome there. "I thought they all loved us!! We're there to spread democracy and civilisation! How ungrateful" etc.
      I have this feeling that Iraq and Afghanistan are going to turn into another Vietnam - after a while, losing 50 or so troops a month in sniping/bombs, the public are going to say `what the hell are we DOING there anyway?`.

    5. Re:"Primarily affecting..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Unless root decides to run the virus/trojan/worm it won't be able to do much damage.

    6. Re: "Primarily affecting..." by shaitand · · Score: 0, Troll

      no it's not, if I were an idiot and opened an attachment like this on my linux system, the worst it could do is damage my home directory, the rest of the system would still be immune along with everybody elses files.

    7. Re: "Primarily affecting..." by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      I dont believe so. On RedHat at least, you can not just run an attachment. If its a script it will let you know that. So you cant have a script masquerading as a zip file. The OS will ask if you want to display the files contents or run it.

      By the time you figure out how to use Linux, you won't fall for that.

    8. Re: "Primarily affecting..." by Penguin2212 · · Score: 1

      Well, what's to stop the same idiots from not just using "root" all the time. Most people don't care to understand or learn about anything beyond Instant Messaging, Web, E-mail and KaZaA. If a system was Linux based it woudln't matter. User stupidity is the largest security flaw in softare, no matter how good it is.

  15. Good marketing etc by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When these are known as Internet worms and not Microsoft worms........

    --
    "Because we are not employing at entry level, offshoring will kill our industry stone dead."
    1. Re:Good marketing etc by myklgrant · · Score: 1

      There should be a worm/virus naming convention. By the time we got to"Outlook Virus #85" people might get a clue about MS products.

  16. Re: Your Mail by paja · · Score: 4, Funny

    From: Cowboy Neal
    To: Cowboy Neal
    Subject: Re: Your Mail

    Click the attached link - it's great...

    Attached file:
    www.yahoo.com
    [application/octet-stream]

  17. Natural Selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish we had some Darwinism happening on the internet, could you imagine the bandwidth freed up from your local cable node?

  18. Who clicks Attachments? by struppi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Now, honestly. Imagine you are using a Windooze PC -- you should know that there is a new email worm approximately every 1 1/2 months.
    You receive an email from support@yahoo.com with the subject "Re: Documents". You know you never have written an email to this adress with this subject.
    Would you really click on this attachment??

    I guess there are still people who do.

    They are a dying race. We should let them pass.
    -- Ambassador Kosh, Vorlon Empire

    1. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by Tet · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You know you never have written an email to this adress with this subject. Would you really click on this attachment??

      It goes like this. The mail hits our company yesterday morning at 10:58. By 11:00 I've sent a company wide mail out telling people that it's a virus that's slipped past our scanner, and not to open it. At 11:02 I get apologetic messages from those who had already done so -- "I thought it was someone sending me something", "It was just a zip file", "I didn't know". Yes you did, you morons! I've told you enough times! You will never teach people not to do this. People are stupid.

      --
      "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." -- Delos B. McKown
    2. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by DaemonGem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're thinking of people who know a left speaker from a right speaker on their computer. Do you honestly think the majority of computer users would shirk at opening an attachment, even if they don't know who it is from? I'm not talking about you and me, people who of course know not to open such attachments, but rather those people who keep sending me chain IM's telling me that if I don't send this message to 15 people in the next 5 minutes, then I will die a most horrible death at the hands of a dead 6 year old girl who has no hands, mouth or ears. You are talking of the same people that, if you ask them what operating system they are using, they will either say "huh?" or "Internet Explorer"? You, sir, are hopelessly naive if you think that there is any shortage of such people.

      -Dae

      --
      "Alle reden vom wetter. Wir nicht." - SDS Sozialistischer Deutscher Studentenbund.
      j00 4r3 3n73r1ng l337 w0r1d.
    3. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      This echoes precisely the reason it got on two machines in my firm. No matter how many times you tell, inform, teach, cajole, browbeat whatever, some users will *never* get the concept of an attachment an the risks inherant in opening, not will they learn which extensions are bad.

      8 years ago it was understandable, all this stuff was very new. Now, into the 21st century it's just very, very sad.

      --
      If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
    4. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and you know what the icing on the cake is? The administrators where I work are insisting on me switching the entire company over TO Outlook Express. ...no matter how many times I try explaining the risks to them.

    5. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now of course you have to expend the energy systimatically LARTing the idiots who opened it. How about physically disconnecting them from the network and then leaving them to disinfect & repair their own system, for a start?

      If that doesn't work, apply 2x4 liberally upside the head until bloody. It'll either kill 'em or learn 'em, and you win either way.

    6. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by chthon · · Score: 1

      It is probably Pavlov doing his work. The point and click behaviour of people has become that they just automatically click when they see an attachment, just like the dog started to salivate when it heard the bell ringing.

    7. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by Kombat · · Score: 1
      Listen up, Nick Burns (an SNL reference; I see you're across the pond, you probably won't get it), it is very arrogant of people to say that only "morons" would get infected by this stuff. I actually received this virus on Wednesday, before I'd heard about it. The subject line was "Returned mail: Service unavailable", and the sender was " Mail Delivery Subsystem ". Figuring I may have sent an email to someone at AOL and forgot to un-munge their spamproofed email address (it happens often), I opened the email. The contents were a remarkably authentic-looking mail rejection notice:


      The original message was received at Wed, 25 Jun 2003 17:33:18 -0400 (EDT)
      from [12.22.196.75]

      *** ATTENTION ***

      Your e-mail is being returned to you because there was a problem with its
      delivery. The address which was undeliverable is listed in the section
      labeled: "----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----".

      The reason your mail is being returned to you is listed in the section
      labeled: "----- Transcript of Session Follows -----".

      The line beginning with "

      ----- Transcript of session follows ----- ... while talking to air-xm03.mail.aol.com.:
      >>> DATA ... Service unavailable

      Please see the attached zip file for details.

      Attached, of course, was a zip file named "your_details.zip." Skeptical, yet curious, I saved the file to my desktop and extracted the contents. It was a .pif file, which I recognized as most assuredly, a virus. I tried examining its properties, but most of them were inaccessible. I tried editing it in a hex editor, and that didn't help much, although I was convinced it was a virus.

      I didn't run the file, but only because I know how tricky these guys can be. I must say that this was the most convincing virus email I've ever seen, and I can easily see how many people would be fooled. That doesn't make them morons.

      --
      Like woodworking? Build your own picture frames.
    8. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Women. Women click attachments.

    9. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by Urox · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, there are people applying to college. Most of my friends are quite intelligent and don't get infected so I only got one copy where it talked about your_details.

      I got the attachment two days ago from the University of California Davis School of Medicine. It really sucks when you're waiting to hear back about your application. I had given the school my personal address (the one I don't post anywhere for anything).

      I opened it in a notepad file and there was something about regedit.exe... so I knew something was up.

      --
      "Would you rather have a playstation addicted dork wearing a star wars t-shirt?"
    10. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why the concept of limiting who may get attachments is looking better every day. There are lusers who always are getting infected with something or other, and you know they're too clueless to ever learn from it.

      So, you shitcan their attachments and see what happens. If nobody complains, then you're done, and the problem is gone forever.

      At least, until another luser arrives...

  19. linux support? by Extrymas · · Score: 1

    Does anyone tested it with wine ?..

    You know, linux lacks of choice in good software.. We shouldn't let them win.

  20. The servers seem slow, here's a mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yahoo! variant! of! Microsoft! support! worm! spreading! rapidly!
    By John Leyden
    Posted: 26/06/2003 at 10:22 GMT

    Stop us if you've heard this before, but there's another prolific email worm loose on the Internet today.

    Sobig-E differs from its predecessors, the Sobig-B (aka 'support@microsoft.com') and Sobig-C (aka 'bill@microsoft.com') worms, by spreading itself in the form of a ZIP file. This time around infectious emails sent out by Sobig-E pretend to come from support@yahoo.com or another spoofed email address.

    The worm is spreading rapidly, with many vendors upgrading the severity ratings they attach to the worm this morning. At the time of writing, managed services firm MessageLabs has blocked 22,156 copies of the worm over the last 24 hours.

    Sobig-E normally spreads via emails with randomised subject lines (such as Re: Documents and Re: Re: Movie) and . zip attachments containing infectious .scr and .pif files. Like its predecessors, Sobig-E has a built-in expiry date - in this case 14 July. Click on the infectious attachments and you catch the pox.

    As usual, the worm affects only Windows PCs. Linux and Mac users are immune.

    On infected PCs Sobig-E sends email to addresses collected from files with the following extensions: .wab, .dbx, .htm, .html, .eml, .txt. This trick is the likely reason behind the worm's rapid rise to prominence.

    Sobig-E appears to also have the ability to spread via
    network shares and uses its own SMTP mail engine for sending email to further propagate.

    So what to do?

    Don't run suspicious email attachments and update your AV signature files. Don't allow Rob Malda to have write access to your box. He *will* put illegal gay porn on it, trust me.

    It's as simple as that really.

    A write-ups of the varmint by Symantec provides more detailed information. ®

    1. Re:The servers seem slow, here's a mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't run suspicious email attachments and update your AV signature files. Don't allow Rob Malda to have write access to your box. He *will* put illegal gay porn on it, trust me.

      It's as simple as that really.
      Getting creative, are we?
  21. A quick FAQ for Joe ServicePack... by jkrise · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: Is this alert severe?
    A: Yes, it is. Systems that connect to the internet using any Microsoft OS are vulnerable.

    Q: When can I get a Service Pack for this?
    A: When we include this bug..er, fix in the next Service Pack. We released SP4 yesterday. Six months more, atleast.

    Q: Are there any mitigating factors?
    A: Yes.. if you run Linux or GNU/Linux or NetBSD, you need not worry.
    This bug will disappear by July 14th, and the replacement bug will be announced in Dec 22.
    Contrary to Gartner reports, we know that millions of people use Linux on the desktop without much trouble. If you want a permanent solution, install Linux.

    Q: How can I protect myself from further attacks?
    A: Learn to use a Linux system. Contrary to what Aberdeen says, there are fewer bugs in Linux.

    Q: What if I never connect my system to the Internet?
    A: Then tell us your address, so we can send you the ServicePack and an invoice for $50.

    Q: Are pirated copies of Windows more vulnerable?
    A: We like you to think so, yes.

    --
    If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
    1. Re:A quick FAQ for Joe ServicePack... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the bugs exploited have had patches available for several *years* now. I wouldn't
      put a linux system on the net either if I
      hadn't updated in that amount of time.

    2. Re:A quick FAQ for Joe ServicePack... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I installed Lunix and now my game no work you fucktard !

  22. It sends itself as a zip file. by mikeophile · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I can see people being duped by a worm that exploits Outlook to launch by just being viewed but this worm sends itself in a zip file.

    How dumb do you have to be to first open a mysterious zip file, then run the payload?

    1. Re:It sends itself as a zip file. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      For that, you only need to be a Windows user.

      The message seems to be coming from a friend, has an attachment that promises to be a document, when you unzip it it contains a file named like a document, so the normal next step would be to doubleclick on it, expecting it to be opened.

      That this means "run it" in this case is a distinction that has been blurred by Windows.

    2. Re:It sends itself as a zip file. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when would support@yahoo.com be a friend?

    3. Re:It sends itself as a zip file. by asciimonster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This worm doesn't use this, but some windows computers are set up to hide "known extentions". So when an attachment is sent of the form "Observations.doc.exe" the user would only see "Observation.doc" and open it without a second thought.

      On the other hand: Viewing, opening and running an attachment is all done with the same click of the same mouse button. Most people just don't know the difference. (People have trouble enough using outlook, because it is such an incredibly illogical programme)

      And let's be honest: Even if you would put a neon sign over the e-mail that read: "Don't open this: It contains a virus!", they would just go right ahead and open it. And NEVER underestimate how many people are totally stupid (I know from experience).

    4. Re:It sends itself as a zip file. by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sadly, I have seen this. A year or so ago, when the latest new email worm came out, we quickly fixed the mail filtering to stop it, but a few copies got through. So we sent out an urgent email to all our staff with a "Do not open the attachement on an email with the subject *blah* because it is a virus".
      Half an hour later, we get an apologetic developer wanting us to rebuild his machine, because he ran the virus.
      When asked if he saw the warning message, his response was "yes, but I wanted to see what it did". Well, at least he was honest.

    5. Re:It sends itself as a zip file. by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Funny
      How dumb do you have to be to first open a mysterious zip file, then run the payload?

      s/dumb/innocent/

    6. Re:It sends itself as a zip file. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      And let's be honest: Even if you would put a neon sign over the e-mail that read: "Don't open this: It contains a virus!", they would just go right ahead and open it. And NEVER underestimate how many people are totally stupid (I know from experience).

      Twice a year we have someone wreck their workstation with the "Your computer is infected with a virus, just delete this file" chain letter.

      We send memos, we beg, we just ask that folks call IT first. But nooooooo

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  23. Microsoft -- obligatory Simsons... by dcmeserve · · Score: 5, Funny

    > This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems

    <Nelson>

    Ha - Haah!

    </Nelson>

    And now...

    <Hanz&Franz>

    Once again, ha haa! I lauugh at you silly foolz, with your flabby Windowz and your buuggy virus-baiiting Outlook email reader. I sit here with my puuumped-up Linux system, and my maanly Mutt text-only mail reader, and I open up my spam and virus emails and lauugh again because they cannot haarm me!

    Ha Haaaah!

    </Hanz&Franz>

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    1. Re:Microsoft -- obligatory Simsons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      j00 so hardcore

  24. email will soon be rendered useless ? by bushboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is just another nail in the coffin for email.

    It will inevitably lead to email with .zip attachments being declined by many mail server admins, just as it did with .exe files.

    It will soon be impossible to guarantee that any attachment you put on an email will be received, which so many of us rely on.

    Just as your average users are finally starting to understand .zip files too...

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    1. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by pe1chl · · Score: 3, Informative

      My filter declines .zip files that contain executable files, but it passes .zip files that contain only documents.

      Are you trying to say that not all filters would be capable of doing that?

    2. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 1
      It will inevitably lead to email with .zip attachments being declined by many mail server admins,

      And a good thing too, IMHO. ;-)

      Real people can always use .tar.Z or .tar.gz or .tar.bz2

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    3. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by bushboy · · Score: 1

      Oh - that must mean I'm both real and not real, as I use both.

      What a pickle I'm in !

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    4. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how would your filter handle a zip within a zip containing an infected exe?

    5. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only for incompetent email server admins it will be...

      at work we reject any executable. and the filters strip all macros out of any word.excel.whatever documents.

      zip files CAN be opened on the server and scanned, decent virii scanners do this already for exchange, adding that ability to sendmail is trivial.

      does the mail aerver need 3 times the processing power as before?? yes. we went from a simple dual P-II 350 proliant server that served us well for years with very low system load to a 4 processor Xeon 1.2ghz proliant just to handle the processing overhead of the virii scanning/ attachment modification/sanitation systems.

      we alsoi added a transparent proxy to block any access to any of the web-email companies as well as regular education to our employees.. I.E. unless you are expecting that attachment, ONLY STUPID PEOPLE OPEN IT!

      yes we are raw and direct with them... it seems to be the only way ot get it in the heads of sales and marketing people...

      lacking in educating your users is no excuse, and 90% of these outlook viruses count on your company letting users be idiots.

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    6. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by CrazyWingman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dammit - stop attaching files in the first place. Instead, post them somewhere (your webpage, personal FTP server, AIM, friggin' windoze network, etc.), and then send a link. It's much nicer - the person on the other end doesn't have to worry about waiting for a long download, and you won't have to worry about your e-mail getting filtered.

    7. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by bushboy · · Score: 1

      Yeah right !

      You should see some of the conversations I have to go through just to get someone to open a freakin' zip file attachment !

      We're talking here about people who don't even know the concept of 'folder', that save everything to thier desktop or My Documents.

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    8. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      So, make it transparent to the user, so that the user don't need to know the difference between having stored it on the a web server and having sent it as an attachment. That should be really simple.

      Besides, when a binary attachment is encoded, it is enlarged by an additional 1/3 of its original size, so it is a huge waste of bandwidth too.

      --
      Employee of Inrupt, Project Release Manager and Community Manager for Solid
    9. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by Camillo · · Score: 1

      Stop using POP3 and move to IMAP instead. Then you can choose what parts of an email are actually downloaded. Better yet, you can nuke those 110k mails directly without opening them.

      "POP3 considered harmful"

    10. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by joto · · Score: 2, Interesting
      zip files CAN be opened on the server and scanned, decent virii scanners do this already for exchange, adding that ability to sendmail is trivial.

      Sure, just make sure you also doesn't become vulnerable to the old compressed 4GB of /dev/zero trick. It can really bring your mailserver down.

    11. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by joto · · Score: 1
      So, make it transparent to the user, so that the user don't need to know the difference between having stored it on the a web server and having sent it as an attachment. That should be really simple.

      Then, what's the purpose?

      Just sending the fucking attachment is much better for those users (the majority) that isn't permanently connected to the Internet.

    12. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by clasher · · Score: 1

      That is the idea behind D. J. Bernstein's proposal for a next generation mail protocol if I'm not mistaken. Details can be found here. It should also help curb spam; system resource requirements become greater at the sender's end than the receivers. It is a way to tax the sender without having to explicitly charge them.

    13. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      And the next virus will contain auto-triggering links to executables on rooted boxes. The problem isn't with e-mail, it's with Microsoft's implementation. Make them legally liable again and watch how quickly this gets fixed.

    14. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On top of no sending attachments - stop sending HTML mail, rich text mail, or other such bullshit. I'm tired of getting RTF mail with pretty borders and fancy type telling me I need to buy the green pill to improve my sex life.

      PISS OFF AND DIE!

    15. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Dammit - stop attaching files in the first place. Instead, post them somewhere

      In particular, don't attach Word files. The vast majority of these could simply have the page or two of text pasted into the email message. Much easier to file and keep track of than a huge pile of Word documents. I'd like to say just use ASCII text, don't waste everyone's time dicking around with fonts and colours for simple correspondence, not to mention cute images.

    16. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Stop using POP3 and move to IMAP instead. Then you can choose what parts of an email are actually downloaded. Better yet, you can nuke those 110k mails directly without opening them.

      You can do that with POP3.

    17. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by Kphrak · · Score: 1

      Already happening. The securicritters who tell us what to do are already talking about how zipfiles could be the next big target of virus writers. They want everyone to use FTP.

      Interestingly enough, if they let us download pattern file updates faster (right now it's daily), we wouldn't have to block zips at all. But due to politics being played by a droid whose clutches my department happened to fall into, we're probably not changing a thing.

      Apparently, he thinks we could download a bad pattern file if we update every hour instead of daily. The logical problems with this thinking are left as an exercise for the reader.

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    18. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, make it transparent to the user, so that the user don't need to know the difference between having stored it on the a web server and having sent it as an attachment. That should be really simple.

      It's been done.

      As for being "really simple," no, it's not actually really simple, but it's possible. Unfortunately for some potential competitors, we have patents on various parts of the process (no, that wasn't my decision).

      Disclaimer: I work there. I'm not recommending the service to anyone here (since you probably wouldn't pay the amount we ask, anyway), just wanted to mention that such services exist.

    19. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Who knows what is an "executable file?" Suppose you have some program called Moronic SongWriter, and it is registered to the .MSW extension. Further, suppose Moronic SongWriter has a buffer overflow that can be exploited with a specially crafted .MSW file.

      Someone attaches an evil .MSW file to an email, and sends it to you. Even though the .MSW itself isn't executable, the application will load it, get exploited, and execute the code -- virus, trojan, backdoor, whatever it is.

      Just because it doesn't end with EXE, DLL, PIF, SCR, or some other common executable extension doesn't mean it's harmless. Unless you can trust every app on your system which is registered to some file extension, then those kinds of files can potentially be viruses.

    20. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      In this filter, executable files are not only recognized by their extension (and .msw would be very easily added to the list) but also by the first couple of bytes of the file.
      All the processor-executable files have the same header structure in Windows, and are thus very easily identified.

    21. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by cascadefx · · Score: 1

      You just touched on a personal gripe.

      Though I am guilty of it as well more often than I would like to admit, generally I arrange for file drops.

      "Need my file?"

      "I will put it in X location on Y server. Pick it up there."

      Email (again... I have been guilty as well) is for communication, not file transport.

      We have a 5 MB limit on the size of attachments at our organization. You would not believe the number of people that are upset about this. It is amazing.

      If I have something that big to transfer, I put it in an envelope and send it by "real" mail or put it on my web site and let them download it if they don't have access to my servers.

      The absolute worst is when people make announcements for things in Word (name your Productivity Suite format) and then mail it out as an attachment! Not a good idea. It trains people to open potentially harmful attachments...

    22. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      ...just make sure you also doesn't become vulnerable to the old compressed 4GB of /dev/zero trick....

      All reasonable scanners also have protection against this kind of attack. It does force you to set an upper limit on the sizes of attachments, though. But then, did you really want your users sending each other pirated ISO's?

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    23. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      It recurses until some pre-set depth

    24. Re:email will soon be rendered useless ? by KjetilK · · Score: 1

      (the majority) that isn't permanently connected to the Internet.

      Around here, very few businesses use dailups. I'm not aware of any, actually, and in fact, it seems most people are getting DSL lines anyway.

      However, that's beside the point. The main point are all the advantages of not forcing the recipient to download it all if they don't want to.

      --
      Employee of Inrupt, Project Release Manager and Community Manager for Solid
  25. Interestingly.. by T40+Dude · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am running OS X on my Powerbook G4, and I have never had a worm. Am I missing something ?

    1. Re:Interestingly.. by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes. A good OS.

    2. Re:Interestingly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [URL=http://www.macssuck.com]Click Me[/URL]

    3. Re:Interestingly.. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      nice troll. on the off chance, might you happen to have few friends/colleiuges that use windows machines?

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    4. Re:Interestingly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea you missed an update to iTunes last year, was realeased by Apple last year, that under certain contitions on your computer (a volume name having underscore it it), it would wipe all the files on all of your drives. It was not beta software either i don't think.

  26. Why Never Apple? by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ok, this is a serious question, not an attempt to start a flame war or anything, but why does this always happen to MS systems? I use a Mac and have only had to work with Windows at my college and a few other times here and there. I've NEVER seen a live Mac trojan or worm and have only ever encountered one virus (the 666 one) that wasn't really malicious and only added some extra resources labeled "(Box thingy)666" in an application's resource fork that caused an application to run a little slower. And that was 4 or 5 years ago in OS 7.5 or 8.

    Now, I understand the "security through obscurity" theory that basically says Mac's have far fewer virii problems than PCs because not nearly as many people use Macs, but that's sort of a dead idea nowadays. While we don't have nearly the numbers of any MS OS, by Apple's numbers, there are 7 million users of OS X, which makes the current number of users in the OS X community about as large as the populations of Hong Kong (7,303,334) or Switzerland (7,301,994), and about 1 million more people than the pop. of Israel (6,029,529). (Go on, check my numbers.) And just for good measure, add to that the fact we now have a more or less Unix based OS and therefore must have some common ground with numerous other OSes. It's not like we're a tiny little niche to go after, or one that no one knows how to program for. Hell, Apple even gives away developer tools to write out and compile programs. So why don't we ever see any worm, trojan, or virus outbreaks for OS X?

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    1. Re:Why Never Apple? by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 1

      I've aways thought (and the same logic applies to *nix systems) that users of Macs are essentially in love with their machines. People don't buy Macs because they want a cheap computing solution, they are buying into the Mac ethos, which means they are less likely to want to do something that damages the "community".

      In addition, the numbers are pretty insignificant, especially in the business world which is where virs writers really want to cause havoc.

      Goblin

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    2. Re:Why Never Apple? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Ok, this is a serious question, not an attempt to start a flame war or anything, but why does this always happen to MS systems? I use a Mac and have only had to work with Windows at my college and a few other times here and there. I've NEVER seen a live Mac trojan or worm and have only ever encountered one virus (the 666 one) that wasn't really malicious and only added some extra resources labeled "(Box thingy)666" in an application's resource fork that caused an application to run a little slower. And that was 4 or 5 years ago in OS 7.5 or 8.

      Couple of reasons:

      1. There are far less Mac's out there in the world than PC's with Windows on them. Therefore when you're writing a worm which has the sole goal of infecting as many people as possible (which is what writers aim for these days) then you go for the majority.
      2. There are a lot of unpatched versions of Internet Explorer out there. There is a bug in the HTML renderer that allows code to be executed without input from the user. Since Outlook uses the IE DLL's to do HTML rendering, simply viewing an email can cause the program to run.
      3. Under other operating systems you have to explicitly state that a file is an executable. Windows doesn't have such a thing - in effect everything is treated as executable. Combine this with the fact that Windows comes out of the box with extensions for known filetypes hidden means that something like "Invoice.doc.exe" will be shown as "Invoice.doc".
      4. Generally there are far more tech savvy people using OS X or Linux than Windows who don't blindly open unknown attachments.
      Contratry to popular Slashdot belief, the fact that it's easy to get details of your contacts in your address book is not a major reason why worms propogate so frequently. I can write a perl script to extract the details from Pine or most other UNIX mail programs just as easily - the actual problem is getting the virus launched on the victims PC in the first place.
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    3. Re:Why Never Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Considering a good Windows-based email virus can infect TENS OF MILLIONS of systems within a few weeks, you answered your own question, didn't you? Why go for the population of Israel when you can literally cripple half of France? That virus from the Canadian student was estimated to have caused BILLIONS of dollars of damage.

      Also, by joining the *NIX family, OSX became part of a community that is more aware about patching systems against viri -- i.e., viri are less sucessful in the *NIX world because they have more knowledgable users working against them.

      You're lucky that other Windows features aren't as easy as spreading an email virus is -- were that so Windows would be MUCH easier to use than OSX.

    4. Re:Why Never Apple? by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      Just be happy it doesn't affect you.

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    5. Re:Why Never Apple? by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      Now, I understand the "security through obscurity" theory that basically says Mac's have far fewer virii problems than PCs because not nearly as many people use Macs, but that's sort of a dead idea nowadays.

      Why? You realise how many computers there are in the world? Those numbers sound mighty impressive, but it still adds up to, perhaps, 2-3% of users? I know that I've only ever actually met 2 Mac users in my entire life, including geek friends, normal friends, business people etc.

      So let's be reasonable - any worm that works by randomly firing off emails and hoping enough sticks simply will not propogate if it only targets Mac users (or Linux users, or NetBSD users or whatever). The goal of the worm is to propogate, in order to do that it has to be able to hit as many people as possible, and it's really that simple.

      Anyway, to write a worm that targets the Mac, you'd have to own one. The Mac community is notoriously close, I can't really imagine anybody writing a virus for their chosen platform. Note that this doesn't really apply to Linux, there are plenty of Linux/UNIX worms/trojans etc lying around, simply because the loot is so much more attractive - Linux boxen tend statistically to be beasts sitting on the end of a phat pipe, so greed would overcome any affection for the platform.

      Just take it as one of the few advantages of relative obscurity.

    6. Re:Why Never Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Depends how paranoid you are. I run OSX, but I still patch/update it as often as my *BSD boxes, and I still run AV software. I'm sure that it's only a matter of time before OSX gets *something*.... /me fires up DevTools... ;) PF

    7. Re:Why Never Apple? by prandal · · Score: 1

      Windows comes out of the box with extensions for known filetypes hidden means that something like "Invoice.doc.exe" will be shown as "Invoice.doc"

      That brilliant idea (not), which is one more example of why dumbing-down is dangerous, makes it very easy to con people into opening infected attachments.

      It is time for a service pack or security update to completely obliterate that option and always show all filetypes.

    8. Re:Why Never Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Not only that, reasonable mail readers don't let you run an attachment simply by clicking on it. Open documents, sure, but run executables? That's just silly.

      Of course opening documents can be risky, too, if the program opening the document has broken input handling...

    9. Re:Why Never Apple? by warrior_on_the_edge_ · · Score: 1

      I can write a perl script to extract the details from Pine or most other UNIX mail programs just as easily - the actual problem is getting the virus launched on the victims PC in the first place.
      ..and I thought the most difficult bit would be getting the victim to down load the modules from CPAN.

    10. Re:Why Never Apple? by shunnicutt · · Score: 1

      There are a few reasons I can think of.

      First, there is the "network effect". Usually, this is used to explain the value of devices like fax machines -- one fax is useless, two aren't much better, but the more nodes you can connect with, the more valuable your node becomes.

      For virus writers, the Macintosh doesn't have a great network effect. Any malware for the Mac has to find another Mac to propogate, and the overwhelming number of machines on the Internet aren't Macintoshes.

      In addition, there's a lot of 'research and development' out there for Windows virus writers to tap into, even to the point of virus-writing tools to help any 12 year-old write a simple virus. Nothing like this exists for the Mac, to my knowledge. Any Macintosh virus-writer would have to go it alone, in a sense. It would take more time and more effort.

    11. Re:Why Never Apple? by M4d+D0nkie · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering when M$ will wake up and start having covert groups of employees writing virii for the alternative operating systems. They surely have the resources. Seems to me it would be the ultimate way to excuse things like this, if everyone else had the problems too

    12. Re:Why Never Apple? by swillden · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering when M$ will wake up and start having covert groups of employees writing virii for the alternative operating systems.

      Because the word would get out, and not even the DOJ could protect them from the resultant firestorm.

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    13. Re:Why Never Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been trying to get a Mac worm to take for years.

      But with only 10 Mac users in the world, it's just not taking off. The problem is the 10 Mac users don't know each other, so they never send the email back and forth.

      Our next step is to make a dual purpose Mac/BeOS worm, we're hoping that by increasing our capability to 15 users we may finally have a chance to get our worm to take hold!

    14. Re:Why Never Apple? by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      "security through obscurity"

      I wish there was security by obscenity.

      If someone didnt secure their machines, you made obscene gestures at them, showed them obscene acts, and used obscene language to attempt to make them stop doing stupid crap.

      Unfortunately my attempts to do this at my "in home" environment has only made ME disliked, when all I did was point out how stupid they were.

      But hey I dont want to talk to them anyway.

      (the above was a joke btw, i didnt make obscene acts).

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    15. Re:Why Never Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... virii ...
      The word is "viruses".
    16. Re:Why Never Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. He got a +5 with virii, you're at 0 with viruses... Fag.

  27. News for Nerds? Stuff that matters? by mcp33p4n75 · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is news? Men should be able to synchronize their calendar by a) their woman's period or b) the latest windows worm.
    Stuff that matters? The only people that this really affects are sysadmins who have to deal with tons of wormspam in their users' mailboxes. Maybe also those poor souls who maintain large networks of windows boxen. But really, those people would already be on top of this...

  28. AntiVirus Companies not doing enough? by zeekiorage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every time a new mass mailing worm comes out all the antivirus vendors issue updates to their virus definitions. This stops _that_ particular virus from infecting a machine or spreading further. A better approch would be to monitor socket connections on port 25, I think Norton antivirus already does that, aren't the other AVs already doing this or the people getting infected simply not running a antivirus scanner at all? In any case the anuvirus vendors need to figure out a different way of dealing with these pests.

  29. To be honest... by traskjd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't really see how it's microsofts fault. Reading about it, it comes in a zip file, the user has to get the zip, extract it and then execute the payload.

    Is it just me or is this more like social engineering than a real problem with the system?

    1. Re:To be honest... by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      XP has a zip utility built-in. Is it still necessary to manually unzip in XP?

  30. Expiration date by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 1
    This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems, has an expiration date of July 14th,

    Damn. In the first moment I read "Microsoft systems have an expiration date of July 14th". Well, I guess that's what I would like to read one day. :-)

  31. In other news by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Linux and Mac users are immune."

    If you were writing a virus and wanted to do some harm, why would you even bother trying to infect mac and linux users?

    I mean, people make a big deal on "windows is so insecure that's why this happens blah blah".. but in reality it's just because it's so much more popular...

    Not that windows isn't insecure and not that microsoft isn't an evilbad company et cetera.. just wanted to make that point..

    "Mac and Linux users are immune"

    I want to see a really intuitive and effective worm for OS X... all these mac users thinking they are immune.. it could be a problem.. (More likely to click on attatchments) Not that it would make a big impact :)

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    1. Re:In other news by dremspider · · Score: 1

      The Windows users are always blaming the fact that their are more Windows machines on why they have more viruses. I totally disagree with this statement and here is why. Unix stations power the internet. It is as simple as that. Wall Street is also powered by a bunch of unix stations. Military uses a lot of Solaris machines. Now I dont know about you but a lot of these organizations are prime tartgets. The reason is if a user gets a virus then it will only affect their home directory, or at least should on a good unix machine.

    2. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK OS X's Mail.app doesn't execute attachments if you click on them, so it would have to be based on a bug in some program used to open some type of document.

    3. Re:in other news by toasted_calamari · · Score: 1

      that odd data appears to be from a trojan called the 55808 trojan. there was a story (and a dupe) about it on slashdot last week:

      click here

    4. Re:In other news by unapersson · · Score: 1

      > "Linux and Mac users are immune."

      > If you were writing a virus and wanted to do
      > some harm, why would you even bother trying to
      > infect mac and linux users?

      I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who'd love the infamy of writing such a beast. However it's damned difficult, even to do the social engineering trick that works so well on Windows.

      Linux (and Mac OSX I assume) don't let you run executable attachments from email. You couldn't even send someone an executable attachment if you wanted to, and the real question is, why would you want to?

      So all this constant droning that the reason Windows gets all these worms is because it's so popular is bullshit. It, by its very nature, makes such things very easy to make (whether they require social engineering or not).

      The fact you can email random executables around and spread them by encouraging a few people to click on them is the source of the problem. And there's only one OS I know of where this method works.

    5. Re:In other news by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      The Windows users are always blaming the fact that their are more Windows machines on why they have more viruses.

      Let's think about this for a while. Is the average virus writer more likely to have a Windows PC or a Sun Solaris Sparcstation? Is he going to have tools for building Windows apps or tools to build AIX apps? If he builds a Windows binary, it probably runs on everything from Windows 95 to Windows XP. If he builds a Solaris binary, it will run on some Solaris machines. Period.

      Next, there is the social engineering aspect of this. You simply could not convince a sysadmin working for a Fortune 500 company or the military to execute a random file that arrived unexpectedly in e-mail. Thus, there would be no means of spreading a worm/trojan like the one being discussed here. Because Windows is used by everyone from software engineers with decades of experience to elementary school children, there is a large swathe of the users that will click on said attachment. On top of that, many Windows machines are rarely, if ever, updated, Thus the writers of malicious software can exploit bugs for months, or even years, after patches are created for them.

      A "successful" worm written for Windows can bring the Internet to its knees while a successful worm written for Solaris would, at best, take down some Solaris machines.

      The reason is if a user gets a virus then it will only affect their home directory, or at least should on a good unix machine.

      This thing isn't a virus. It isn't even really a worm since it relies on human action to spread it. It's just a trojan horse with a malicious payload. It doesn't wipe out system files, format the hard drive, or even destroy user files. It simply e-mails itself around. The same thing could be done on any Linux/Unix/Solaris/etc. distro if a user was dumb enough to run a random attachment mailed to him/her. Admittedly, this one copies itself to the Windows directory, but it could accomplish the same thing without access to system directories.

    6. Re:In other news by tres · · Score: 1
      Better question:
      • If you were writing a virus, why would you even bother trying to infect Mac and Linux users when there's a
      • much easier target available?
      The Windows-is-more-popular argument has little, if any real merit. Why, if it's simply a matter of popularity, are there more worms written for IIS than there are for Apache (even though Apache is a far more popular web server)?

      This idea is just plain dumb. People who write these viruses are the bottom of the barrel; they have little coding skill. They go after easy targets, and that's why Windows viruses are so prevalent.

      If you want to see an intuitive (heh--an intuitive worm?), and effective worm for OS X, you'll be waiting a while. Mail.app is written to avoid these problems. Safe attachments are displayed inline; users don't need to double-click everything under the sun. Unsafe attachments are handled by their respective application, and the file type of unsafe attachments are clearly labeled. Ultimately, using these stupid tricks doesn't work because Apple actually thinks about developing software that works, rather than marketing half-assed software.

      Mac and Linux users may not be immune to viruses, but there's a much higher hurdle to jump in order to get a virus on Linux/BSD/Mac. The kind of crunchy-coders that put together these idiot-viruses are not going to get there anytime soon.

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  32. Re:Micro-cr4p by Yuioup · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mustn't forget that the reason why Microsoft systems get hacked so much is because hackers go for Microsoft systems first. Microsoft dominates the market and the hackers want to affect as many systems as they can and embarass the Big Mighty Microsoft - all for pure ego reasons.

    I think if - say - Linux dominated the world, then we'll see many more worms/virsuses written for the Linux platform. Let's not forget it's open source, so it should make writing viruses and worms a hell of a lot easier.

  33. Another story dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasn't there just a Windows worm story last week?

    1. Re:Another story dupe? by janda · · Score: 1

      Why do you think MS bought a license to use SCO "intellectual property"?

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  34. Worms? Shouldn't be a problem. by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 1
    Microsoft should at least implement the following algorithm:

    1) Generate a hash of all scripts/executables received through mail client.

    2) Upon access to contacts (which is always done through an API which Microsoft can change): Generate hash of calling script/executable, check against table of hashes of received scripts.

    3) If match, prevent execution and notify user of potential virus (to execute, user must do it manually.)

    Should reduce the problem dramatically...

    1. Re:Worms? Shouldn't be a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi I'm Steve Ballmer!

      I agree with your message and therefore

      - We will be making Passport mandatory for all Windows users. This will allow a flexible, mobile, and secure authentication system.

      - We will be offering MS Antivirus Services, a subscription based services powered by Passport. Your Outlook, Outlook Express, Office, Windows, and Internet Explorer will tie automatically into this!

      Thanks for writing to Microsoft!

      (sadly all of this is very potentially true, given the whole RAV deal, and Passport to begin with)

  35. A (very) nice virus again by JPS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, this virus has no payload. It does basically nothing except spreading, and, how sweeet of him, it will stop spreading on July 14th.

    Am I the only one to think that the only people getting benefits from such a virus are people selling anti-virus ?

    I mean, why would all virus writers suddenly become so nice ? Most of the virus nowadays are doing almost no damage. I can hardly remember a virus back in the 90 that would not at least erase a little file here or there from your system.

    1. Re:A (very) nice virus again by janda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To quote the parent:

      I mean, why would all virus writers suddenly become so nice?

      Because most of the virus writers today don't know the difference between an IBM 3090 and an Atari 2600? If you think I'm kidding, look at some of the stuff from the 80's, which would see if you were infected by virus "x", and DISINFECT YOUR COMPUTER FOR YOU IF YOU WERE, before infecting you with virus "y".

      It also provides an interesting "but I didn't do any harm" attemp at defense if they are actually caught and Mommy and Daddy have to cough up money for a lawyer.

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    2. Re:A (very) nice virus again by -audiowhore- · · Score: 1

      Actually it does have a payload, the users will be emailed a zip file which will either contain a .pif or .scr. If the user executes this, it will attempt to search .wab, .dbx, .htm, .html, .eml and .txt files to harvest email addresses and re-propogate.

      Taken from SARC

    3. Re:A (very) nice virus again by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one to think that the only people getting benefits from such a virus are people selling anti-virus ?

      I'm actually IMing with my friend in the anti virus industry now. I asked him the same question som time ago and he said: "The Microsoft viruses and worms pops up so fast that we don't have time to do anything but analyze and update our software"

      And he is getting sick of those conspiracy theories. Writing worms for Windows is so easy, anyone could do it. There were many old-school viruses that would just flash a message or the like.

    4. Re:A (very) nice virus again by httptech · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is a payload, but it is not immediately obvious. Like every sobig variant, its job is to download a second stage trojan. Check out the whole story of what sobig.a (and likely all the rest) are supposed to do after infecting you: http://www.lurhq.com/sobig.html

    5. Re:A (very) nice virus again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not a payload. That is simply a function of the propogation mechanism.

    6. Re:A (very) nice virus again by rem1313 · · Score: 1

      It does basically nothing except spreading, and, how sweeet of him, it will stop spreading on July 14th.

      mmmm... spreading..

    7. Re:A (very) nice virus again by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 3, Funny
      Am I the only one to think that the only people getting benefits from such a virus are people selling anti-virus ?

      No, of course you're not the only one. But then, there's also plenty of people who think that the government is covering up groups of anal-probing space aliens, or that Bigfoot exists and is touring Las Vegas with Elvis. Not being alone in your belief doesn't mean that your belief has a firm footing in reality. [*]

      Seriously, which do you think is more likely to get Joe Sixpack (the guy who can't even invest a few mouseclicks to run Windows Update a couple of times a year) to run out and buy some anti-virus software:

      • Virus A, which lacks a payload, does no damage, and automatically deactivates after a couple of weeks
      ...or...
      • Virus B, which after 2 weeks of spamming everyone in your address book with photos from the goatse.cx site, will go on to randomize your hard drive, nuke your BIOS, unplug the fridge the night after you stock up on ice cream, and finally shave the family dog and spray-paint it hot pink.
      If I were an evil marketing person for a virus company, I know which version I'd expect to bring the desperate masses stampeding into the A-V aisle at their local computer store.

      [*] I use these two examples because they're obviously inaccurate beliefs. Aliens take peoples' temperatures orally, not rectally...it's more hygenic, especially if you're the alien stuck cleaning up the probes afterwards. And everyone knows that Elvis is touring Des Moines for the next two months. Bigfoot is, of course, in Las Vegas, but he's opening for Siegfried and Roy.
      --
      A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
    8. Re:A (very) nice virus again by bertrandom · · Score: 1

      You mean spreading? Like the parent said?

    9. Re:A (very) nice virus again by Penguin2212 · · Score: 1

      [Grandpa Simpson Mode on]
      Why, back in my day, not everybody could write a virus. It took skill and planning, now every 15 year old punk kid can string 15 lines of code together and call it a virus!

      [Grandpa Simpson Mode off]

    10. Re:A (very) nice virus again by knobmaker · · Score: 1
      But then, there's also plenty of people who think that the government is covering up groups of anal-probing space aliens

      The government is a group of anal-probing space aliens.

    11. Re:A (very) nice virus again by utd-blaze · · Score: 1

      My guess is most viruses log keystrokes for passwords and credit card numbers. Virus writers got smart, not nice.

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    12. Re:A (very) nice virus again by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      So, this virus has no payload. It does basically nothing except spreading, and, how sweeet of him, it will stop spreading on July 14th. [...] why would [...] virus writers suddenly become so nice ?

      Looks to me like a dry run. (Actually, at least five of them so far over the last couple weeks.)

      Maybe a single or small-group virus developer getting his skill set together before doing whatever he's setting up to do.

      Another pissibility is an infowar group gearing up. I'd expect them to do their development in isolation - though it might leak, producing symptoms like these. But somewhere before the main attack they might also try a few probes, to see what the reaction is. In this case I'd expect either a main attack within the next couple months or nothing further beyond perhaps a couple more self-limiting probes. (Once you've exposed your weapon people will be working on defenses. So it's a use it early or lose it situation.)

      --
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  36. address spoofing by MiTEG · · Score: 1

    Apparently my email (slashdot@miteg.hn.org) was used in the from field in at least one message from an infected computer that ended up being bounced.

    It's interesting that the only place this email address appears is on Slashdot, and I don't even post all that frequently. Looks like someone here isn't using Linux. ;)

    I'm pretty sure Pine won't be affected ;) I'd post the base64 but it's big (~114KB).

    --
    The future isn't what it used to be.
    1. Re:address spoofing by herwin · · Score: 1

      Apparently this worm fakes the from address. Someone infected has your address in his or her address book.

  37. Virused spammers? by intermodal · · Score: 1

    sure enough, I got it today in my spam-catching email. linux system, didn't open it. And it's not always from support@yahoo.com as stated in the article. Mine came from University of Delaware, with whom I have no connection. So it seems to be stripping addresses from the pool of other addresses it's sending to.

    --
    In SOVIET RUSSIA... erm...NSA AMERICA, the Internet logs onto YOU!
  38. Re: Your Mail by Jugalator · · Score: 1



    I tried to click on the black www but nothing happened. Doesn't it have to be blue?

    <average worm spreader>

    --
    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  39. Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Companies like ISS use "probes" at many locations around the world to detect unusual patterns on key Internet backbones. A persisting unusual pattern is a supposed to be a pretty reliable indicator of malicious activity.

    I have been trying to do my own retrospective predection :) based on the data available at Internet Traffic Report

    As far as I can make out, all the US routers are doing fine (green). The response time seems to have gone up a tad at 2am MST, but other than that I don't see anything unusual.

    When I look at Asia, 5 out of the 21 routers are down (red) and the packet loss is up 2%. Does that mean, that the worm has hit Asia hard? I know this worm should clog up mainly mail servers, but I wonder how feasible it is to predict worm arrival/origin/etc based on this easily available information, assuming ofcourse that it's available realtime.

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    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
    1. Re:Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      That's really interesting. Thanks for the link! At the bottom of the main page is a link to the raw/recent data, which, in theroy should help work towards an early warning system.

      In Texas we have a siren that goes off up to 30 minutes in advance of an actual tornado.... it's taken up until the last decade or so to be able to predict somthing like that. 40 years ago you might not find out till a week later that a tornado touched down 3 towns over. So far we're up to a day behind.... hopefully in another two years we'll see alerts hit the net as early as an hour after a worm hits the mainstream (since you can't predict when an annonymous person will release a worm). Maybe by then we'll have taught people to not open unknown attachments. Maybe.

      --
      moox. for a new generation.
    2. Re:Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? by GillBates0 · · Score: 1

      The early bird catches the Worm :)

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    3. Re:Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? by tangent3 · · Score: 1

      Nope, office hours are almost finishing in Asia, but North American is only starting to wake up....

    4. Re:Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? by caluml · · Score: 1
      The early bird catches the Worm :)

      But the second mouse gets the cheese.

    5. Re:Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? by pyros · · Score: 1

      And the early worm gets eaten by the bird. And the tallest blade of grass is the first one cut by the lawn mower.

    6. Re:Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But of course, sending alerts to everyone and his cousin alerting them to the worm will also generate a DDoS, so it's not much of an improvement.

      Then you also have the newbies who feel they have to forward *everything* they get to *everyone* they know, further slowing down the net.

      The "cure" might be worse than the disease.

    7. Re:Using Internet Traffic Data to Predict Worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd not seen that site - interesting.

      FYI, there's a similar one, mainly for North America.

  40. simple by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

    just set your clock back to May and the virus won't have been released yet!

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    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  41. It doesn't matter what OS you run... by ATAMAH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Be it Linux, Mac or BeOS.. you can run but you cant hide.

    The thing that scares me is that because of Microsoft's ongoing disregard to basic security concepts all of the internet is in danger, to say so. Spam, worms, viruses - all those things take their toll. Resources are wasted: bandwidth, sysadmins time and so on.

    1. Re:It doesn't matter what OS you run... by janda · · Score: 2, Informative

      To quote the parent:

      The thing that scares me is that because of Microsoft's ongoing disregard to basic security concepts all of the internet is in danger, to say so. Spam, worms, viruses - all those things take their toll. Resources are wasted: bandwidth, sysadmins time and so on.

      Actually, Gartner (love them or hate them) issued a report that companies should switch to anything other than Windows/IIS sometime last year after one of the IIS worms. MS may ignore a lot of things (like common sense), but it doesn't ignore lost revenue.

      The thing that scares me is that these could easily be written by MS, for MS, so that when grandma calls them up because her ISP has blocked her machine, they can say, "that's a known (ahem)issue(ahem), you need to upgrade to Windows 2003SP1(Don't forget that EULA!), which is on sale this month for only $xxx. Oh, that means you'll also have to buy a new computer, or you can switch to MSN WebMail (or whatever the thing is called), and the first two months are free.

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    2. Re:It doesn't matter what OS you run... by sheldon · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ah ha! I knew it was just a matter of time before some idjit on slashdot would blame Microsoft for the design of SMTP.

      Thank you troll.

  42. My check List by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

    FreeBSD . . . check!
    Mutt . . . . . check!
    Screen . . . . check!
    Virii invulnerability? Close enough!

  43. yeah, I'm running Windows by alizard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Red Hat 9 is on the other HD,this is a dual boot box. I'll think about going full-time with Linux when someone comes up with an Open Source vector draw app that'll read my Corel Draw 8 files. I said vector-draw, not bit-map/paint, so don't tell me about GIMP, that's something GIMP does not do.

    However, I run Eudora, not Outhouse Express, and ZoneAlarm renames file attachments so they can't be opened by accident. (as in click and you got a prompt asking if you really want to do this?)

    There really isn't an excuse to get nailed by this even for Windoze users for the most part, "executable file attachment from somebody I don't know" =! CLICK HERE. These virus-generated e-mails all have a generic look to them, I dump them unopened into my virus-contaminated folder for later cleanup .

    I got rid of 16 copies of Sobig.E today.

    1. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by dago · · Score: 2, Informative

      So you don't mind using corel draw (proprietary) on windows, but you don't want to to the same under linux ? (corel draw 9 was made for linux)

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    2. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      I'll think about going full-time with Linux when someone comes up with an Open Source... ... typesetting package, in my case. (A package that I can teach nontechnical volunteers to use, lest anyone feel compelled to mention TeX.)

      I've got a pair of creaky old Win95 boxen that are just dying to get upgraded, if I can just get past that roadblock.

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    3. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by ianezz · · Score: 1
      when someone comes up with an Open Source vector draw app that'll read my Corel Draw 8 files.

      Sketch at least is capable of reading .cmx files.

    4. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by Azureflare · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, have you tried SodiPodi, quite a nice vector based drawing program. Not sure if you can open Corel Draw 8 files, but you should be able to export to a file format SodiPodi can read in.

    5. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      There really isn't an excuse to get nailed by this even for Windoze users for the most part, "executable file attachment from somebody I don't know" =! CLICK HERE.

      Wrong for two reasons. First, many of these trojans propagate if you use one of Outlook's features, the preview pane. MS does it for you automagically, without user intervention. Just as importantly, that's the kind of user Microsoft targets. An OS which hides all the nuts and bolts, targets and trains neophyte users, but demands they know enough not to trip over the dangers to which its automatic features exposes them, is irrational and doesn't work. Sobig is today's proof of that.

    6. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't use Outlook. Don't use IE. These two steps will seperate all MS users from the large, gaping holes in the MS HTML DLLs.

    7. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by praedor · · Score: 1

      Tex/LaTex plus Lyx. Skip the full CLI LaTeX thing and use Lyx...it is certainly easier to teach someone how to use Lyx than how to use the CLI w/LaTeX.


      I'd say Tex/LaTeX is pretty damn good considering that a lot of scientific journals use it...they do NOT use Word or some other crapass toy.

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    8. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by praedor · · Score: 1

      As previously mentioned, Sketch may be able to read your Corel files. To drop corel and use something similar that does vector drawing...try Sketch or Sodipodi...or KDraw (part of the KOffice package set). Finally, have you tried to run CorelDraw in linux using Wine? There is a pretty decent chance that it will work given how Corel went linux for a while and was using the winelibs...

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    9. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by benjamindees · · Score: 1


      He'll take your free software only if you write him some more. Yeah, that'll work...

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    10. Re:yeah, I'm running Windows by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      I'd say Tex/LaTeX is pretty damn good considering that a lot of scientific journals use it...they do NOT use Word or some other crapass toy.

      I don't think it'll work. It's a brochure-and-flyer-heavy environment... TeX is just fine, but it's a very linear critter. We need something that's more like PageMaker than Ventura Publisher.

      CorelDraw would work in a pinch, but since there's no budget (it's a church) it's hard to justify a conversion as long as the creaky Win95 boxen are doing *reasonably* okay. (The chief problem with Corel, as we'll probably have with any modern product, is that the boxen are ~ P166, and Corel gets tedious with that little processor behind it.)

      For everything else, the boxes are nothing but platforms to telnet and browse to the servers (Linux), so running Windows isn't too onerous (nor switching platforms too difficult, if the typesetting obstacle is overcome).

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      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
  44. Linux is so C00L by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'd much rather spend three hours buried in a manual to change a setting than double-click an icon and click a checkbox. Open sores linux hippies are so fuckin 1337

    1. Re:Linux is so C00L by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But that's what actually does make Linux so cool. You actually learn something when you're trying to configure some settings. I got bored of Windows and switched over to Linux about three weeks ago. Haven't looked back since.

    2. Re:Linux is so C00L by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget you also get to be able to call computers "boxen". Man that is so rad!

    3. Re:Linux is so C00L by EnglishTim · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, you learn how to waste three hours doing a task that should take three minutes...

      My, I'm real glad I learnt how to use this vastly overcomplicated configuration system when on other systems I could have set it up with a few mouse clicks! That's what I call valueable information!

  45. Heads up for sourceforge.net mailing list admins by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 1

    This thing tried to send itself to our mailing list, although we were unaffected as we only allow subscribers to post. This is probably just a fluke incident, unless someone is specifically targetting SF.net lists as a way to hit a large number of people with reduced effort.

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    What has *science* done?!? -- Dr. Weird (ATHF)
  46. Category 3? by snipingkills · · Score: 1

    Why exactly has this been updated to a category three virus if all it does is copy itself and mail it out to every e-mail address that it can find and not do anything? I mean c'mon in the last three days i have gotten a few of these mails labeled Re:Movie and I'm not quite stupid enough to open this. Almost, but not quite.

    1. Re:Category 3? by janda · · Score: 1

      I would guess it was upgraded because of the quantity of network traffic and mail it's creating. I know people who have several hundred people in their main address book...

      Oh, and it's reality that is more deceptive. Illusions can be broken.

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      Karma: Food Fight (Mostly affected by Date Plate).
  47. Postfix MTA Check For Sobig.E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    The following PCRE expression in a Postfix MTA header_checks (or, if you're using them, mime_header_checks) file will reject this one:

    /^Content-(Disposition|Type):\s+.*?(file)?name="?. *?(your_details|application|document|screensaver|m ovie)\.zip/ REJECT

    Requires Postfix be built with PCRE support and is for Postfix 2.x versions. For Postfix 1.x versions you'll have to put that in body_checks.

    Disclaimer: Use at your own risk. I *believe* this'll work, but, strangely enough, I haven't received any to be rejected yet!

    1. Re:Postfix MTA Check For Sobig.E by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      not good enough -- too specific to this instance of the worm. Once this mutates *slightly* your proc won't work. If you have to write procs so specific to stop these things, I'd much rather pay someone to write the procs centrally and allow me to update automatically. I do not have time to chase down the worm de jure.

      Funnily enough, that's the service that Symantec, et al, provide...

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      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  48. I do not recall... by HoofArted · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ...seeing anything about this SoBig taking advantage of or exploiting any vulnerability in Windows.

    More to the point, this is a socially engineered virus that could affect anyone, including the lot of Linux users commenting on the affected OS. This virus has nothing to do with software, it has all to do with education. Education of users. It is more important to teach people to watch what they open and to not trust ANYONE, than to patch, patch and patch, which would NOT have helped in this case.

  49. This is not news by Mordac+the+Preventer · · Score: 1
    SoBig.E first hit our systems at about 2200 GMT Wednesday. It's now Friday.

    I don't see how anyone can call this 'news' (much less 'stuff that matters').

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    SteveB.
  50. More virii or bugs? by [cx] · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In Microsoft operating systems..

    Serious question, not a troll!

    *oooga*

  51. should microsoft be blamed this time? by 5prite · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ok, it seems that many of you put out your argument against microsft again...

    but, before you do so, think twice, is this worm (or others) really have to do with microsoft? i mean, is the fault lies in microsoft? My opinion on this is that the fault lies on user this time, it is because the worm does not use exploit or other bugs in the OS itself, but exploit the lack of knowledge which normal computer users suffer from.

    If the fault is on the user side, why should we blame Microsoft on this? If all a sudden Linux become so accessible to user that all people on this planet knows how to use it, and then they received a email with a shell script containing rm -rf / (assuming the user runs as root :)), should we blame on Linux?

    I think we should take more effort to educate more computer user than to blame microsoft everytime. (yea, I know sometimes we should blame on Microsoft, but not everytime)

    1. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by tshuma · · Score: 1

      you are just right!! (see my comment, and you will see my opinion too..)

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    2. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by __past__ · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Totally agreed.

      Personally I'm just waiting for the day when some cracker uploads a script like

      #!/bin/sh
      rm -rf ~ &
      echo "You are not supposed to run scripts from the net without reviewing them"

      to http://go.ximian.com

    3. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by KjetilK · · Score: 1

      Well, MS marketing hype says that you shouldn't need to learn anything... So, perhaps we shouldn't blame MS techies for this one, but their marketdroids are certainly responsible.

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    4. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't
      sudo rm -rf

      do the trick after asking for the pw?

    5. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Your only partly right there. This particular virus only spreads by user stupidity, but many other virii spread by exploiting stupid IE flaws, and Outlook uses IE to render HTML mail, and it renders it as soon as the user highlights the email in question.

      That is Microsoft's fault. The code is buggy, but ok, that happens to everyone. Yet I cannot even conceive what sort of security model allows even the chance of a HTML renderer executing arbitrary code. And the fact that the user cannot turn their buggy rendering off (Some versions of Outlook Express allow you to disable it, if you crawl through the registry to do it) is just icing on the cake.

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    6. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by 5prite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i agree with you, this time Microsoft is lucky since this worm does not make use of code defects. Certainly the quality of code from Microsoft is questionable, but that does not means when can blame Microsoft everytime when we meets a worm/virus/what-so-ever.

      The point I am trying to make here (and the grandparent post) is that we should curse/blame Microsoft when we should (and evangelise alternatives too), while maintaining our rationale so we can judge whether it is Microsoft's fault or not. Or else we are just like some people hardselling alternative OS mindlessly.

    7. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by ceeam · · Score: 1

      How does one set +x attribute on a attached file, huh?

    8. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by joto · · Score: 1
      Well, more or less. Windows has made it very easy to do insecure things. Most other operating try to focus more on security.

      Consider the steps needed to do this on your average unix system: Save the attachment to your home-directory. Creating a new directory to unzip it's contents. Unzip the attachment. Set execute-permission on the executable file. Run it.

      Now consider the steps needed to do this on your average windows system: Click the attachment to open it, and a new window opens up with the contents of the zip-file. Double-click the executable, and the virus runs.

      It can be hard to see who exactly to blame here. Making opening attachments easy is good. Making handling of zip-files transparent is also good. Making it easy (and common) to run random executables, now that is microsofts fault. Even if winzip is not part of windows, this is exactly the user interface philosophy that windows encourages.

      We have become so accustomed to clicking on random executables to do various tasks in windows, that every part of the windows user interface is geared towards making that simple. This is the main contribution of user interface design microsoft has given us. And yes, it is a bug, and it is their fault.

      To me, it seems that the correct solution to all the problems is to not run any executables when you (double-)click them. Yes, that really means that if you double-click msword.exe in the proper folder on your local hard disk, it should not run!

      If you want to run a program (such as word), it should be installed the proper way, with shortcuts in the proper folder on the start-menu. Or it should open as a result of clicking on a file with an associated extension (although I would prefer mime-type). Unsafe things should not be easy by default!

      The windows gui has accustomed us to the opposite, but it really makes no sense. The only time we seem to need it is because of various installer programs needed for all kinds of software. This is also a bug, and should be avoided. Installers should use a common standardized package format, such as rpm, deb, or, in windows: .msi.

      There should be no reason for us to pass executables around, and windows should make it really hard and cumbersome to do so. We should have user-interfaces that makes it easy to do safe things, and cumbersome to do unsafe things.

      Safe and unsafe things should not be done in the same way. When I click to open a (safe) .jpg attachment, it is reasonable for it to come up in a non-cumbersome way. If I click to open an (unsafe) .pif file, the reasonable thing for the user interface to do is to protect me from my foolishness by doing nothing. It shouldn't ask for confirmation. It shouldn't scan it for viruses. It shouldn't do anything. Untill the .pif-file has been installed in a way that makes the GUI recognize it properly, it should be left alone.

    9. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by StormReaver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > #!/bin/sh
      > rm -rf ~ &
      > echo "You are not supposed to run scripts from the net without reviewing them"

      1) Then make the user save the script to disk (easy).

      2) Then make the user set the execute attribute, because no Linux email program saves files with any of the execution attributes set (varies depending on user skill).

      3) Then make the user enable a shell (varies depending on user skill),

      4) Then make the user run the program (easy).

      Under Windows, you usually just skip directly to step 4.

      Writing a destructive Linux program is easy (you provided one). Getting it to propagate is hard. Getting it to automatically propogate is currently impossible without exploiting a severe bug (which will provide a small window of opportunity before being fixed) in some other popular Linux software.

      Getting a destructive Windows program to propagate is a matter of simply letting Windows run normally.

    10. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by joto · · Score: 1
      Personally I'm just waiting for the day when some cracker uploads a script like

      You are not using any software written by others I presume. It's not like you can start inspecting every script inside every .deb or .rpm package before installing it. Besides, there could be evil code in the executable as well. Better examine them too. But wait, there can be unsafe build-scripts there, we need to examine them too. But wait, do we trust our compiler, make, shell, etc... We'd better check them in the same way before doing anything further, let's get the source for them too. What about the kernel then? It seems to be able to do any black magic behind our backs. Better read up on that too. And to be safe, the first version of our compiler needs to be bootstrapped from binary code I enter myself on the computer console. But wait, how can I trust that there isn't nasty stuff in whatever I use to enter and examine the binary code. And how do I know the computer itself to be safe. Maybe the bios, microcode, etc, are programmed to do nasty things. To be really safe, I need a computer designed by myself too... And that means constructed from basic gates. I don't trust those complicated microprocessor vendors to be clean. No, the only way to be safe is to start with basic gates. (I think we can stop here, building your own gates or transistors is probably not going to help increase security much anyway).

      I hope you get my point. There is nothing more dangerous about running scripts from the net without revising them, then it is about running linux, without revising it. We need to have a level of trust, otherwise everyone needs to reinvent the wheel all the time. That being said, you shouldn't trust everyone. And it doesn't mean we should mistrust everything we see either. At some point, we need to decide to start trusting others. Therefore it is quite reasonable of most users to not bother checking scripts in ximian updaters before running them. Just as most users choose to trust their linux vendor by not checking all the code there before installing it on their computer.

    11. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by samhalliday · · Score: 1
      step 2 is (possibly) redundant. you can execute any shell script without making it u+x by invoking it as a paramater to the shell it is written for, e.g.

      sh nastything.sh

      you only need the x bit set if you want the kernel to look at the first line to see which shell to call (in this case /bin/sh).

      you do however make a valid point, hopefully gnu mailers like mozzy, sylpheed, kmail and evolution (anyone ever actually used that?) dont ever EVER want to ask a user to run a script file. my mailer (sylpheed-claws) can do several things automatically, like display images and check GPG signatures; i can run commands with a file piped to them, but thats all manual.

    12. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by sheldon · · Score: 0, Troll

      Microsoft provided software fixes to prevent this style of virus like 3 years ago. Even without those, just running a virus scanner with weekly updates to dat files would be more than an adequate solution.

      and then they received a email with a shell script containing rm -rf / (assuming the user runs as root :)), should we blame on Linux?

      Ok, how about 'rm -rf ~'? Wiping out enduser files is going to upset people more than the OS files.

      (yea, I know sometimes we should blame on Microsoft, but not everytime)

      Oh no, this is slashbot... Microsoft is responsible for everything, including the braindead mechanism of SMTP which doesn't authenticate users before allowing them to relay spam off you.

    13. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      I think we should take more effort to educate more computer user than to blame microsoft everytime.

      Not requiring special training is the end goal of Microsoft's OS. Pass the 'Mom Test', can 'gramma use it?', are refrains heard constantly on this forum. Are we now switching to 'RTFClippy' when Mom and Gramma click the wrong thing?

    14. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by __past__ · · Score: 1
      No, the only thing you would have to do is making a GET of http://go.ximian.com yield this script, and there are plenty ways to do so. Ximinan, helpfull as ever, already has taken care of the the rest. You probably missed Ximians install instructions:
      1. Open a terminal window.
      2. Using the su command, become superuser (root).
      3. Type the following command or cut and paste it into your terminal:
        wget -q -O - http://go.ximian.com |sh
      My worry is that there will be Linux users stupid enough following this instructions. The Ximian employee who had this idea obviously should be taken out and shot, this is by far the most idiotic way to distribute software I ever heard of.
    15. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by red_gnom · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm just waiting for the day when some cracker uploads a script like

      #!/bin/sh
      rm -rf ~ &
      echo "You are not supposed to run scripts from the net without reviewing them"


      I have tried to run the script on my Linux box but nothing happened.
      I am going to try it once again cause now I have to reboot my machine.
      What do I do wrong?

    16. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by __past__ · · Score: 1

      So your argument basically is that someone who didn't disassemble and review all of his software can as well execute arbitrary email attachments or pipe shell-scripts from the web directly into a root shell? I think you are missing something there, to be honest.

    17. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      wget -q -O - http://go.ximian.com |sh

      My worry is that there will be Linux users stupid enough following this instructions. The Ximian employee who had this idea obviously should be taken out and shot, this is by far the most idiotic way to distribute software I ever heard of.


      Is it really worse than downloading a rpm, not looking at its contents, then installing it as root? It saves having to provide support to users on how to download files - Ximian aims towards the lower end of the spectrum anyhow...

      I did the Ximian thing once; first I did:
      wget -q -O - http://go.ximian.com | less
      then I did what they asked.

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    18. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by mrroach · · Score: 1
      The parent is alluding to the following installation instructions from ximian's website:


      # Open a terminal window.
      # Using the su command, become superuser (root).
      # Type the following command or cut and paste it into your terminal:
      wget -q -O - http://go.ximian.com |sh


      which is, I suppose, no more trusting than installing some random rpm/deb from a website somewhere, but still feels a little more dangerous.
    19. Re:should microsoft be blamed this time? by crsgrg · · Score: 1


      Given that we used to laugh at the rumors that "you can get infected just by READING an email", Microsoft should be blamed for making it a reality with the defaults in Outlook Express and IE.

  52. Re:I need advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you, for your advice
    Barry

  53. Actually a variant of Sobig.E perhaps? by ashitaka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sobig.E first hit Wednesday, a couple of copies got in before I warned the huddled masses to not open any .ZIP attachments until CA got their act together which they did a couple of hours later. A full scan of the Exchange store cleaned everything off and anything new is getting cleaned on the way in.

    NOW, late this afternoon I get a couple of emails from the lawyers say they are appearing again, just as one pops up in my Inbox.

    CA did update their signature again late in the day which opens up two possibilities:

    1) The latest signature broke the ability of CA's software to catch Sobig.E or

    2) This is a new variant (Sobig.F?)

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  54. MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by fmaxwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    As the parent poster said, a malicious person trying to do maximum damage would write for Windows. The Mac is the next best choice because, like Windows, you don't have big binary compatability problems.

    Linux is tougher to write this kind of thing for because it would require that the user perform so many steps. First the user would have to extract the tar file from the gzip file. Then he would have to expand the tar archive onto his hard drive, which would put the source there. Then the user would cd to the location where the source extracted. Then he would probably have to set various environment variables. Then he would have to run gmake. Then he would need to interpret the error messages to determine why the build didn't work. Then he would have to find and add various development tools and libraries to his system, adding any environment variables that they needed. Then he could try building again. When he finally got the build to work, he could then run the resulting executable, which would tell him to to type "man {trojan/worm name}. The man page would show various command line switches for specifying the e-mail client being used and various network options. Then the user would construct the proper command line to run the program and WHAM! Just like that, his system is infected.

    I may have left out a few steps or so, but you get the idea...

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by evbergen · · Score: 1

      That was brilliant, thanks ;)

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by e31 · · Score: 1

      Actually Lindows have Click'n'Run W32 Worms available and you don't have to compile them. Thanks to Michael Robertson, switching from MS to Lindows is seamless.

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be funny or "brilliant" to some, yes. To others it's just a troll, because he assumes this oh so complicated process of compiling your own binaries (which must have gotten him pissed more than once, probably because he didn't understand it *bash*bash*) would apply to a virus/trojan as well. To grandparent: Moron, if I was to release a virus it would be a statically linked binary, most probably for i386.

    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by olethrosdc · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of self-extracting scripts? I.e. the NVIDIA driver installer? Most linux systems are x86-compatible anyway.

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    5. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by CH-BuG · · Score: 1

      I just played 5 minutes to write a small python script that extracts 100 email addresses from an account. If someone has an idea for an interesting payload...

    6. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 1
      Well, as a Gentoo fanboy--er--user I have a *much* easier way of doing this--via portage!
      # emerge email-worm-1.2.4-r3.ebuild
      ....wait 3 hours for my ancient system to compile worm & dependencies....
      # email-worm
      Done! ;-)

    7. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      To others it's just a troll, because he assumes this oh so complicated process of compiling your own binaries (which must have gotten him pissed more than once, probably because he didn't understand it *bash*bash*)

      Just take a look at the instructions for building most Linux apps and you will see that I'm not far off the mark. That's why so many people thought my comment was funny. Comedy only works when it has the ring of truth.

      With Windows or Mac, you normally download a pre-compiled binary installer and everything installs and runs. With Linux, you get source code and cryptic, painful instructions to build the binary for your system. Did it piss me off more than once? Hell yes. Was it because I didn't understand it? Nope. Been a professional software developer since before IBM even introduced their first PC. It doesn't mean that I like overly complex and lengthy procedures.

      To grandparent: Moron, if I was to release a virus it would be a statically linked binary, most probably for i386.

      If it's so damned easy to distribute statically linked x86 binaries for Linux, then why do the vast majority of packages come as huge source trees that the end user has to compile? Why isn't there a precompiled, executable installer that handles the binary installation, creation of KDE/Gnome/etc. icons and menu items, and so forth? When 99% of Linux systems are x86-based, why not just force those not on x86 to compile the source? Is it an active effort to keep Linux from succeeding on the desktop -- because it sure is a good way to go about it?

      By the way, if you're going to troll, at least be man enough to do it under your own user name. As to being a moron, you are my bitch when it comes to intelligence.

    8. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by argStyopa · · Score: 1
      Linux is tougher to write this kind of thing for because it would require that the user perform so many steps. First the user would have to extract the tar file from the gzip file. Then he would have to expand the tar archive onto his hard drive, which would put the source there. Then the user would cd to the location where the source extracted. Then he would probably have to set various environment variables. Then he would have to run gmake. Then he would need to interpret the error messages to determine why the build didn't work. Then he would have to find and add various development tools and libraries to his system, adding any environment variables that they needed. Then he could try building again. When he finally got the build to work, he could then run the resulting executable, which would tell him to to type "man {trojan/worm name}. The man page would show various command line switches for specifying the e-mail client being used and various network options. Then the user would construct the proper command line to run the program and WHAM! Just like that, his system is infected.
      ... and WHAM! just like that, you've just divined why Linux IS still a marginal operating system. Most people don't want to have to do this to run an executable sent them by email. Is it virus coders' nirvana? Sure, but most of us accept the tradeoff of risk and convenience, I mean we drive cars don't we?
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    9. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you say FUNNY?

    10. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      ... and WHAM! just like that, you've just divined why Linux IS still a marginal operating system. Most people don't want to have to do this to run an executable sent them by email.

      Most people don't want to do that to run a program that they download, either. The Linux community could learn a lot from Bill Gates. I still have DOS and Windows 3.1 programs that run fine under XP. Great efforts are expended at Microsoft to make certain that, wherever possible, new releases of Windows don't break existing apps. You can rightly fault Microsoft for security holes, slimy marketing practices, and monopolistic abuses, but they understand what most end-users want.

      Sadly, there seems to be far too little interest in maintaining binary compatability in Linux. I really hope that the Linux-guru-bravado thing dies off so that the operating system can be made more practical for end-users. The goal should be that no one should ever have to recompile an application due to an OS upgrade. Until that goal is ingrained into the Linux development community, Linux will continue to be be a marginal OS.

    11. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by swillden · · Score: 1

      If it's so damned easy to distribute statically linked x86 binaries for Linux, then why do the vast majority of packages come as huge source trees that the end user has to compile?

      Umm, they don't, unless you want them to. Most Linux users just download the rpm and install it. Smart Linux users just type "apt-get install packagename", or let synaptic do it for them.

      It's a rare open-source Linux application that doesn't have binaries for at least two or three major distros available on their web site, and generally, those binaries will work just fine on other distros as well. And do so without static linking (which is usually not a very good idea).

      Some people like to build everything from source, and distributions like Gentoo have arisen for that crowd. Of course, source distributions like Gentoo also define and automate all of the dependencies and provide build scripts to eliminate the fiddling.

      If you're using more obscure, less well-maintained software, then you might find that you have to build from source, but that's generally software that is only of interest to people who have no problem building from source (i.e. it's either a development tool or it's pre-alpha and too buggy to be of interest to someone who can't squash the bugs that annoy them).

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    12. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      It's a rare open-source Linux application that doesn't have binaries for at least two or three major distros available on their web site, and generally, those binaries will work just fine on other distros as well. And do so without static linking (which is usually not a very good idea).

      One binary should work on all x86 2.x kernel versions of Linux. This stuff of different binaries depending on which x86 distro is installed is silly. Silly, too is the complete lack of a standard directory under which Linux applications are installed. C:\Program Files\ may not be elegant or even very descriptive, but at least it's a standard that everyone groks.

      I *really* want to like Linux. I've been fooling with it off and on for several years now and just keep hoping that it will really gel into something that isn't a PITA to maintain and upgrade.

    13. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by swillden · · Score: 1

      One binary should work on all x86 2.x kernel versions of Linux.

      Oh, that's not a problem at all. One binary will generally work with all kernel versions just fine, and that's why statically-linked binaries will work just fine everywhere. What's at issue is the dynamically-linked libraries. Do you remember DLL Hell on Windows? Well, that's exactly what's going on in the Linux world, except that OSS people are trying for a better solution that what eventually arose in the Windows world.

      The basic problem is that an application built against one version of a library like, say, glibc (the canonical example, since pretty much *everything* must link against glibc) may not work when dynamically linked to a different version of the library.

      The main problem is that the set of symbols exported by a library changes over time (there's also the problem that the symbols may stay the same but their behavior may change, but that should just be avoided). So, an application that wants to call function "foo" in a library may find that when it dynamically links to the version of the library present on the system, there is no "foo", because its functionality has actually been replaced by "bar". In many cases, particularly with glibc, these sorts of library differences exist even when the application source code is identical, because each version of the library has its own set of headers which define macros which call library functions. The macros and functions can, and do, change, so the application ends up calling different library functions when recompiled against a different library, even though the app code itself did not change.

      There are a few possible solutions to this problem. One is static linking, but that leads to huge executables and massive duplication of code in memory. Ten running apps that all link dynamically to a library will share a single in-memory copy of the library code. Ten statically-linked apps will have ten in-memory copies of the library. Even with RAM measured in GB, that can be a problem.

      The Windows solution is pretty danged close to static linking: when you install an application, it installs its own DLLs and Windows arranges things to make it easy for apps to always get "their" DLL. This can end up just like static linking, with each app loading a completely separate copy of its libraries. In practice it's not quite that bad, since software suites (like, say Office) can easily arrange for real DLL sharing across their included apps.

      The Unix/Linux solution, which works very well in non-OSS environments but is still being refined for the wilder world of OSS, is based on the idea that if libraries and applications can follow a few rules, the problems can be managed. At bottom, this can work because the dynamic linker can deal with multiple versions of a library installed side-by-side, and applications can specify which version, or more importantly, which family of versions they want to use. What libraries have to do is ensure they maintain backward compatibility across minor versions, so that, for example, an app built with glibc 2.2 will run with glibc 2.3, and maintain forward and backward compatibility against fix revisions (2.2.3 vs. 2.2.8).

      In this way, the problem is reduced from that of having the *right* version to having a sufficiently *recent* version. So the problems mostly arise when you have an old distribution and try to install significantly newer software on it.

      This explains why as long as you're running fairly up-to-date software, you can generally use binaries you download from app web sites. Most people, however, find that the fast pace of OSS development means that their software gets out of date very quickly. This problem is exacerbated by the fact that the sort of people who do development for fun tend also to have the lastest and greatest of everything.

      Actually, there are a couple of other issues that arise. One is file system layout, but LSB is making good headway towards elim

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    14. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by temojen · · Score: 1

      or...

      • If installing from binary: apt-get install worm; worm;
      • If installing from source: tar -xzf worm.tgz; cd worm; ./configure; make; make install; worm; works for me for almost anything these days.
      • or more likely for a x-platform source-distributed (or perl/python, etc) worm ./worm.shar.

      Also note that a worm doesn't need to be root to do lots of damage. It could easily damage or disclose any contents of the users account. It could even open backdoors with the privaledges of the compromised user as long as it didn't use ports below 1024.Or launch UDP|TCP DOS attacks, etc. etc

    15. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Funny, I have tons of really good dos+Win3.1 stuff (Perfect General 2 being the canonical example) that DOESN'T run under so much as Win95.

      I HATE that.

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    16. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could adapt some of the concepts described here to the context of an e-mail virus.

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    17. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Funny, I have tons of really good dos+Win3.1 stuff (Perfect General 2 being the canonical example) that DOESN'T run under so much as Win95.


      That's not surprising at all. What is surprising is that the vast majority of Win 3.1 and DOS stuff does work under the current versions of Windows, not that a minority of software does not.

    18. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      Then the user would construct the proper command line to run the program and WHAM! Just like that, his system is infected.

      You mean the idiot users environment is infected. Most linux users know that running as the root user is a MAJOR GAPING SECURITY HOLE.

      In your example, that user might have a problem (maybe lose files, or whatever), but the system would not be infected as you claim.

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    19. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      In your example, that user might have a problem (maybe lose files, or whatever), but the system would not be infected as you claim.

      Wrongo! If you are running as a non-root user and you can still install and run software, then you can install and run malicious software, too. Since all that the program in question does is e-mail itself to other users, that doesn't seem like a root-level user would be needed to run or install it.

    20. Re:MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just take a look at the instructions for building most Linux apps and you will see that I'm not far off the mark.

      Whether you were off the mark regarding most Linux apps is not the question here. We were talking about viruses/trojans. I'm not humor-impaired, but to assume - just for the sake of getting a hook for a lame troll post - a virus author would release his work as source is silly.

      If you have problems compiling things from source, I'm sorry for you. Maybe try one of the BSDs with their ports/pkgsrc where it couldn't be any simpler.

  55. Re:Micro-cr4p by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    Because microsoft is big it gets picked on.
    Sorry, that just doesn't hold up. It's a weak excuse to produce third rate code.

    Isn't is just as valid to say that because microsoft has the most to lose they would spend more fixing bugs?

    The simple truth is microsoft code is badly written. UNIX ( any version ) is far from perfect, but it's better written and suffers far less from these virii problems.

    Look at the number of cisco switches in the world. Do they get hacked weekly? Do they spend 6 days a week spewing out the latest virius? no, don't think so.

  56. July 14th? by soliaus · · Score: 1

    I seem to be in affected because my computer time is set somewhere in 202* and disable network time server access. Hehe

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    1. Re:July 14th? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moron.

      That means you will keep spreading this virus after 14th of july.

      Try to figure out what *expiration* date means :)

  57. interesting timing... by blackcoot · · Score: 1

    ... that this virus should be released so close to Strom Thurmond's passing and the US Supreme Court's decision in Lawrence V. Texas... I think I smell a vast, sweeping Conservative conspiracy ;-)

  58. Re:Micro-cr4p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is just plain crap! The reason Microsoft systems get hacked is because Microsoft makes it soooo easy for hackers to appropriate their systems. Go look at the technical details of these viruses. The most prolific take advantage of one of Microsoft's "features" that are always poorly implemented with no forethought to system security.

    Face it: these are design and impleentation issuesd with MS software, not a concentrated effort to embarass "Big Mighty Microsoft". "Big Mighty Microsoft" really needs no help in this!

  59. July 14th... by cemysce · · Score: 1

    Bastille Day! Vive la France!

  60. in other news by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Any relation to this?

    Weird web data foxes experts

    "Strange packets of data found on the internet are worrying net security experts.
    Some believe that the data packets are part of a new scanning tool that maps networks and reports vulnerabilities it finds.

    So far the strange packets are no threat as they do not automatically attempt to spread themselves to other networks.

    Experts also point out that the program producing the strange packets of data is riddled with bugs that prevent it working very well. "

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  61. viri vs av comp. by tshuma · · Score: 0

    Hi all!

    I just see, many of you have bad theory about virus..
    First, the reason why so many virus in windows op systems not only beacuse windows backround, but much more becasue of the user numbers of windows, or other words: popularity!
    If the world will change (hopfully) unix based system (i mean linux and the friends) will be much popular than win. If this happens, be sure, that virus will be so popular in your systems, as thay are in windows.
    Every systen has (and will) security holes, some of it known, other dont... yet!
    The virus can sperad, if find good systems to working.. Because of it, always the most popular operating system will have the most virus to protect from.

    And about the anti - virus companies.. thats true, anti - virus companies have good benefit, when a new viri is "storm". But there are so many virus right now in the world, and say just in the net.. no need one more to have enaugh work for the next 10 years..
    So if you think this is a good busnines for anti-vir comp., than you are right, but if you think av comp. makes virus in this case.. you are far from the true!!
    Av comp makes software against viri, and that is much harder work, than write a viri.. and thay have so many job, that no need to use a stupid things like that..

    Some of you thinking about open source anti -vir codes, dont you? So what the problem with open-source av prodact?
    First: it is not safe, to give possiblity to any virus writer, too see the av protection codes.. i belive everyone can see why..
    sec.: the big problem is not a home users computer.. but big companies computerS! Servers, and many workstations... If a company have problems with virus, the co will need professionals to help tham, and it need time, and professionals.. in one word: MONEY
    And you can see, that most of the av comp. has free version of product, some limitation.. but the main funciton is work: SCAN AND FIND virus. Some product wont clean your computer, but show the problem, so you can repair.. or simply delete the file..

    ohh yeah and one more little q:
    What do you think? Who will be in bigger trouble, if av comp. wont make av prodact any more?
    Do you think, if no av comp, no more virus will be written?

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  62. Time for TLS/SSL by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    "TLS (formerly SSL) stands for Transport Layer Security. Once this layer is established, it encrypts the communication between two hosts. If we use SMTP AUTH and the mechanisms PLAIN or LOGIN usernames and passwords are sent plaintext over the internet. This means that anyone could sniff the communication and read the passwords. If you don't want this - we bet you don't - you can use TLS to help."

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    1. Re:Time for TLS/SSL by joto · · Score: 1
      "TLS (formerly SSL) stands for Transport Layer Security. Once this layer is established, it encrypts the communication between two hosts. If we use SMTP AUTH and the mechanisms PLAIN or LOGIN usernames and passwords are sent plaintext over the internet. This means that anyone could sniff the communication and read the passwords. If you don't want this - we bet you don't - you can use TLS to help."

      Sure, this is all fine and dandy. But how does it help protect against users willfully double-clicking any executable you send them packed into a zip-file in the mail?

  63. How does it work? by klui · · Score: 1

    I'm having a difficult time understanding how this type of worm works. Normally, if I were to double-click on a .zip file under Windows, it would get opened by WinZIP (or the built-in zip program under XP). I did save a copy of this zip file and using cygwin's unzip command, there's a .pif file inside. OK, so double-clicking on the .pif file will propogate the worm, but is there a hidden/convenience mechanism within Windows that auto-launches items within a zip file by double-clicking on it? Related to autorun somehow?

    Let's say my computer has Outlook/Outlook Express installed but not configured. Could this worm still propogate (Original file saved from web-based email)? My guess is it would not.

    1. Re:How does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      From the number of the things that are being caught on our Exchange servers, it works extremely well :-)

    2. Re:How does it work? by mlefevre · · Score: 1

      No, there isn't some hidden Windows mechanism that auto-launches items within zip files. For this worm to propagate, the user has to open the zip file and then run the pif file within it.

      And whether or not you have Outlook or Outlook Express installed makes no difference. The worm has its own SMTP engine - once the worm is running, all it needs is for your computer to be connected to the internet and it will propagate itself.

      Maybe the fast spread of this worm will go some way to dispel the myth that all these viruses are due to security flaws in Outlook and OE. If you put the same users that are running this worm in front of a Linux or Mac system where it was possible for them to open and run attachments with a couple of clicks, this kind of thing would work just as well.

  64. Design flaws make Windows worms easiest to make by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    The large install base for various flavors of Windows is only one reason for the frequency. The other, perhaps larger, reason is the overwhelming number of fundamental design flaws in MS products like MS-Outlook, MS-Exchange, MS-SQLserver, MS-Windows and even MS-Word and other components of MS-Office.

    Simply put, it's easier to write worms and viruses for MS products.

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  65. More Traffic data in on by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Sorry, I should've really posted this in my parent post. The Internet Traffic Report site has a section devoted to events like the release of the SQL Slammer worm and the DDOS attack of 24th January

    During all these events, a large Response time and Increased Packet loss is observed, as expected.

    Observe that the Average Response time hit a peak simultaneously across all continents between 11:30am and 2:30am MST as noted earlier, which coincides with reports of the W32.Sobig.E@mm worm. It has since deteriorated, possibly indicating, either that the Worm has some throttling mechanism, which some worms use to prevent congestion from affecting their own propogation rate.

    Either that, or we haven't seen the peak yet.

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  66. Virus expiration date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Expiration date of this virus is 14th July. If you want to use this virus, it must be activated. Activation prevents virus piracy and ensures a virus-free virus.

    Of course this virus was not produced by a /.er. If it was, it would have .rar instead of a .zip

  67. Open Source vector draw app (OT) by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Karbon14 in koffice can manage:
    Adobe Illustrator
    Applix Graphics
    EPS Encapsulated PostScript
    Kontour
    LaTeX
    MSOD Microsoft Office Drawing
    OpenOffice Draw
    PNG
    SVG Scaleable Vector Graphics (W3C)
    WMF Windows MetaFile
    Xfig

    No corel draw 8 yet.

    Why don't you try and run corel draw under wine, or buy the Linux version of corel draw?

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    1. Re:Open Source vector draw app (OT) by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Or would it really be so hard to export his Corel files into one of those formats? Just tell him to pretend he's moving to a mac, and has to use 3 different conversions to get his data to a useable form :-)

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  68. OpenBSD port ? by chrysalis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where may I download the source code in order to port it to OpenBSD?

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  69. this is NOT news by Cally · · Score: 1

    this was news yesterday. If you're learning about new viruses and worms by reading about them on Slashdot, then either (1) you don't need to know (you're not on Windows, or you're a home user with a locked down machine, or you update your a/v every few hours) , or (2) you're incompetent and should be fired!

    For security news as it happens, subscribe to nanog-l, sec-focus "Incidents" list, incidents.org "Intrusions" list, and ISP-sec if you have too much time on your hands :)

    Note that these give you different info from the likes of Bugtraq, Full disclosure, CERT et al. These will alert you when you need to, say, patch your Squid proxies against a new exploit.

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    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
  70. July 14th by snatchitup · · Score: 1

    Je n'regrete rien!

    Vive le France

  71. Hey! This is off-topic... by Boiner · · Score: 1
    This worm isn't SCO-compatible!

    What the hell is it doing on the front page of SCOdot?

  72. Re:Heads up for sourceforge.net mailing list admin by __past__ · · Score: 1
    Oh great, as if sf users wouldn't be already annoyed enough by having to try hundrets of times before being able to connect to anoncvs. A rapidly spreading worm is exactly what a service provider that obviously isn't able to handle even the everyday load needs.

    Well, there's still savannah, only that you have to change your first name to "GNU/".

  73. i got this thing last night by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i was impressed they zipped the *.pif up.

    i was thinking when i got it that it was about time someone took advantage of this loohole in most simple antivirus safeguards such as in ms outlook, etc.

    i have the critter's code, and lost interest in trying to decipher it- does anyone want me to post the code?

    or is that against slashdot policies? i can see how some would frown on me for doing this. but i also believe in the free exchange of information as the best defense against any virus: social, biological, computer, or otherwise. i'll just respect slashdot's right to determine whether or not it wants to be the forum for that exchange, considering the legions of script kiddies who probably lurk here. ;-P

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  74. Re:Micro-cr4p by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    In this country we have a criminal offence of "aiding and abetting" another offence and it can be punished by the same penalty as the more serious offence. So, for example, Microsoft are guilty of aiding and abetting the propagation of viruses &c. which is a crime under the misuse of computers act.

    I think -- but I'm not an expert on my own country's laws, let alone anybody else's -- the aiding-and-abetting thing in the USA would be referred to as a crime in the second degree -- so Bill Gates would be guilty of second degree computer misuse {assuming there is a law against writing viruses, trojans and the like}.

    We also have a defence that by committing your little crime, you were stopping someone else from committing a bigger crime. I'm not sure if the same thing holds in the USA.

    But I reckon that disassembling Windows and finding all the exploits that way probably would prove beyond reasonable doubt that Microsoft is guilty of at least aiding and abetting computer misuse {second-degree computer misuse?} if not actual {first-degree?} computer misuse, and that much bigger crime {especially if fines are levied in proportion to income} would provide the perfect defence to the disassembling.

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  75. No way! by tbone1 · · Score: 1
    This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems

    You must be kidding! I am staggered by this; who would have thought. Why, you'll be saying Hitler was a racist, next.

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  76. Finally, a worthy challenger... by Rooktoven · · Score: 3, Funny

    Am I not the only one tired of seeing Klez rule the worm/virus roost? It's good to see some new blood every once in a while. Face it, Klez was becoming like the Lakers and the Uankees...

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    Acquiescence leads to obliteration
  77. I saw a few of these in my inbox yesterday by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    Sender in my case was always "big@boss.com"
    Subject "Re: Movies" or "Sample" or "Re: Here is that sample".
    Mime attatchment was "Document003.pif" or "Movie_0074.mpeg.pif".

    The subject and attachment name appear to come in any permutation.

    I run linux and Mozilla, so I'm not hurt - and I've trained my junk filter on them now anyway ;o)

  78. Could it be by danalien · · Score: 1
    that there is something between "the OS & the number of anti virus software availible == no. of viruses?" and
    "no. of viruses * FUD (mostly started from antivirii corp's.) == MONEY?" to do with each other?

    I just did a a few quick google searches to find out what the proportional realotion ship there is between the markets, by comparing the search resulst with each other (the number of hits I got). Cleary one can't rely to much on these numbers, but to get a picture over the proportions it's good enough, as google is one of the leading search engines out there with it's large database and that it almost allways finds what your searching for (I say almost, as it isn't perfect!)

    These are the results (in order of fewest hits):
    1. OS X: | search string | - Results: 7,080 | Portion of market: 0.980%
    2. Unix: | search string | - Results: 42,000 | Portion of market: 5.811%
    3. Linux: | search string | - Results: 85,100 | Portion of market: 11.774%
    4. MAC: | search string | - Results: 85,600 | Portion of market: 11.843%
    5. Windows: | search string | - Results: 503,000 | Portion of market: 69.592%
    (here's a link to a nicer postscript file, with a pie-chart and fancy colors)

    And could it be that the 69.592% of the market don't want to lose it's revenues? As some few guy/girs posted (funny comments) here eariler, something in the lines of "why don't they virii's as the made them back-then?". Could it be that todays lame virii's only are to spread FUD to customers, so that those not-so-skilled-in-the-arts-of-computers hurry out and buy a copy of a antivirii software, just to be on the safe side (I have my own mother as a very good example, every time she hears "viiirrriiii"-warnings she comes to me panicinc "is my computer safe, don't I need to upgrade my antivirri?, am I realy safe").

    The fartor of the FUD can be explain something like this, "( exagerations make by antivirii/security corps. * exagerating of losses made by businesses) * ignorant reportes == real scary FUD", the customer/end-users is surrounded by in the media (with exceptions for slashdot, ppl here are mostly geeks, and gotzkills! =))
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  79. web-email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know that's one nice thing about using webbased email. Unless you do the dorky thing and run a file from someone you don't know that looks suspicious. you're totally fine.

    Unless of course, something happens on the server end of the world. But that's not my deal anyway.

  80. But penguins eat fish.... by BobBoring · · Score: 3, Funny

    But penguins eat fish. Fish eat worms. This worm eats Windows.

    Ehwe! Poor little worms :P

    1. Re:But penguins eat fish.... by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

      "But penguins eat fish. Fish eat worms. This worm eats Windows."

      This really proves that Windows is at the bottom of the ladder ;).

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  81. Do AV companies get infected ever? by caffeinex36 · · Score: 1

    Becuase of all the conspiracy theories about AV companies releasing a virus to bring business...I'm curious, if anyone works for any AV companies.....when is the last time your company got infected?

    I'm not asking becuase I think this theory hold much water....just curious becuase you never see anything about it in the news (slashdot).

  82. This would be SO easy to correct... by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The problem of email propagating viruses is SO easy to correct:

    JUST RUN A DAMN VIRUS SCANNER ON THE FREAKING EMAIL SERVER!


    The mathematics of the spread of viruses is the same as the mathematics of the spread of disease or the mathematics of a nuclear fission chain reaction - if the expected value of the number of hosts any given infected host can infect is greater than one, the reaction will go supercritical. If the expected value is one, the reaction will be critical and will continue. If the expected value is less than one, the reaction will damp out.

    Filtering viruses at the servers is like lacing a reactor with cadmium - the servers with scanners absorb the "neutrons" (infected emails) and prevent hosts from being infected.

    However, too damn many sites refuse to deploy virus scanners on their email servers. I have been receiving a constant stream of viruses from Israel's main ISP, Netvision (netvision.net.il) as well as the University of Durban-Westville in South Africa. I have repeatly contacted both sites. Neither has done anything about this - they don't want to install virus scanners because it will cost THEM cycles on their mail server (ignoring the cycles that handling a flood of viruses costs).

    And of course, when you try to go to their upstream providers, the upstreams do a fine Sgt. Schultz impression - they see nothing, NOTHING! And since usually the upstreams are Bastard Backbone Baboons, there is little you can do about it.

    Were ISPs to be held accountable for taking action - were continuing to allow infected mails to be sent grounds for getting port 25 blocked at their upstream, and IF failing to institute such a block were legally actionable (since that is the only way to force a BBB to take action), then the rate at which these infections would drop to close to zero. And with there being no egobo to writing this crap, the trolls^Wvirus writers would get bored and go find some other way to increase the entropy of the universe.
    1. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by httptech · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > JUST RUN A DAMN VIRUS SCANNER ON THE FREAKING EMAIL SERVER!

      It's a big part of the solution, but it will not stop certain viruses. For sobig, there is a high possibility that the initial "seeding" of the virus is done by spamming it out to hundreds of thousands of users. This is very likely because it is suspected that a spammer is behind the spread of sobig.

      This would infect a great number of people before AV vendors have a chance to push out signatures. The only way it could be thwarted is by heuristic scanning, which can never be 100% effective. (But can be quite good - messagelabs is catching these before signatures are available)

      Just this week there was a phony "apply this critical patch" mass-spammed to countless users, with the URL "windows-update.com" (as opposed to the genuine windowsupdate.com). This fooled a lot of people into clicking through to the site, where they were immediately exploited if they were using IE without the June 4 hotfix. At this point they became part of an IRC trojan botnet. Even heuristic email virus scans would not have caught this.

    2. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      A good mail scanner will block ANY executable content - not just those that have a viral signature.

      Configuring your mail server to either drop mails that contain executables or running something like MimeDefang to change the type of such items so that they are no longer executable (by converting an executable into a ZIP archive, for example) will stop such programs.

      As for stupid users who mindlessly follow directions in UCE - all you can do about these geniuses is catch them after the fact (with the above solutions). Unfortunately, the real solution to this problem (involving about US$0.02 worth of .22LR to the back of the head) is not allowed. Pity.

    3. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by Sherloqq · · Score: 1

      JUST RUN A DAMN VIRUS SCANNER ON THE FREAKING EMAIL SERVER!

      No, for several reasons.

      1) Yes, it does cost CPU cycles. Especially if you multiply that by the amount of users you have on your system (say, oh, a few million). Especially if you consider how many "popular" domains you host (prestige-wise or userbase-size-wize). Especially if you consider that some viruses/trojans don't search your addressbook for a list of valid addresses, but instead generate dictionary attacks, 99% of which don't hit valid users' mailboxes, but put a strain on your system nevertheless.

      2) Some providers are constantly/frequently/sometimes accused of being too intrusive in monitoring their users' activity (including email traffic). Funny how when you try to cater to one group of people and implement a hands-off, non-invasive approach, you automatically incur the wrath of the opposition.

      3) Some providers give the option of virus-scanning as a value-added service. If a customer chooses not to pay for such service, why should you force it down their throats?

      4) Just like the OS is not at fault here, neither are the ISPs. What's next, you're gonna blame SPAM on the ISPs instead of on the spammers? Blame shooting deaths on gun manufacturers instead of on the cowboy mentality and/or lack of common sense?

      Please.

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    4. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough, I got this virus in my Inbox, even though my university has an up-to-date virus scanner. It came through as a .zi file, not a .zip file, which didn't seem to stop it. It came through yesterday morning, so I'm not sure if that was enough time to update the virus signature file.

    5. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by wowbagger · · Score: 1
      1) Yes, it does cost CPU cycles. Especially if you multiply that by the amount of users you have on your system (say, oh, a few million)


      Yes, I am sure that most ISPs with a million mail users have only one system doing all the work. Get real - the incremental cost of scanning an email for viruses is quite small, esp. compared to the hard disk latency. Only non-text emails need be scanned, and for those all you need concern yourself with are sections that are not text/plain or text/html. Furthurmore, your point 3 contradicts this point - if an ISP can offer scanning as as service then they have the cycles to do it.

      Some providers are constantly/frequently/sometimes accused of being too intrusive in monitoring their users' activity...

      You cannot please all the people all the time. Furthurmore, there is a great difference between my mail being scanned for viruses by a machine (and either sent onward or dumped) and my mail activities being monitored. Moreover with the existance of Carnivore and other systems anybody who is worried about their mail being scanned and who is not using encryption has only themselves to blame.

      Some providers give the option of virus-scanning as a value-added service.

      Usually this is offered on INBOUND mail - as in "we will insure you RECEIVE no infected mails." I am talking about OUTBOUND mail - as in "We will insure you SEND no infected mails".

      Just like the OS is not at fault here, neither are the ISPs.

      This is not about blame - this is about solving the problem. The ISPs are in the best position to solve the problem. An analogy: if I come to your house and dump a large pile of stinking garbage on your front lawn (and you don't catch me), are you at fault for this problem? No. However, who is going to have to solve the problem? You are.
      What's next, you're gonna blame SPAM on the ISPs instead of on the spammers?

      Yes, ISPs do in part share blame for the current SPAM problem in that ISPs don't shut down known spammers.
      Blame shooting deaths on gun manufacturers instead of on the cowboy mentality and/or lack of common sense?

      At least do try to get your analogies correct. Blaming the manufactures would be like blaming computer makers for viruses. The correct analogy would be blaming a gun dealer who sells guns without checking the person's background first - and if you do that and you get caught you get to spend some quality time in prison.

    6. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by Sherloqq · · Score: 1
      • Yes, I am sure that most ISPs with a million mail users have only one system doing all the work.


      No, they have multiple systems doing the work. And sometimes even that isn't enough.

      • Furthurmore, your point 3 contradicts this point - if an ISP can offer scanning as as service then they have the cycles to do it.


      No. Like I said, for a large user base this is not a trivial amount of CPU time. If enough users pay for the service, it pays for the cost of buying additional hardware to implement the feature.

      The ISP are not made of freely available cash and CPU cycles, you know. If customers pay for something, it gets put in. Otherwise, where are you going to get the money for it?

      • An analogy: if I come to your house and dump a large pile of stinking garbage on your front lawn (and you don't catch me), are you at fault for this problem? No. However, who is going to have to solve the problem? You are.


      I think an even better analogy would be, if I decide to pull a prank and place an order for pornographic (or something else you'd find offensive, say a free sample of Viagra) and have it delivered to your house, are you gonna blame the courier dropping it at your doorstep?

      • Yes, ISPs do in part share blame for the current SPAM problem in that ISPs don't shut down known spammers.


      I disagree. I don't believe the problem can be stopped on the on-ramp to the 'net, as spammers are getting more and more difficult to trace, thanks to the ever-growing presence of open relays among other reasons.

      What is so wrong about placing the burden on the end user, anyway? If they are stupid enough, they deserve to feel the pain. People need to learn the basics, and "Don't open attachments" should be one of them.
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    7. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by wowbagger · · Score: 1
      I think an even better analogy would be, if I decide to pull a prank and place an order for pornographic (or something else you'd find offensive, say a free sample of Viagra) and have it delivered to your house, are you gonna blame the courier dropping it at your doorstep?


      Actually, in cases where that happens enough, the delivery company WILL stop the shipments to the user - just look at Ralsky.

      Again, this is not about BLAME, it is about who can solve the problem. In your counter-example, while the shipper is not to BLAME, they are the best able to stop the delivery of the crap.

      I don't believe the problem can be stopped on the on-ramp to the 'net, as spammers are getting more and more difficult to trace, thanks to the ever-growing presence of open relays ....

      And how do we solve the open relay problem? If the users won't fix their machines you have the ISP disconnect them.

      What is so wrong about placing the burden on the end user, anyway? If they are stupid enough, they deserve to feel the pain.

      And if ONLY the stupid user felt the pain I would be right there with you. However, wHen I get multi-megabytes of virus laden emails per day from infected users then I am feeling the pain, as is everybody on that ISP who has to pay for bandwidth and cycles to deliver that crap.

      And lastly:
      No. Like I said, for a large user base this is not a trivial amount of CPU time.

      You made that point in your first message. I countered, showing that the overall increase in cycles is small compared to the disk I/O time per message. You haven't shown a counter-example to disprove my point.
    8. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      Email viruses would decline, but if users thought they could now go without client side virus scans they'd be wrong. There are many places to get viruses, email is just one of them.

    9. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      I never asserted this would eliminate all viruses - just that it would reduce the spread of email viruses to a point where they would no longer be "fun" for the trolls^Wvirus writers to create.

    10. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by Sherloqq · · Score: 1

      You made that point in your first message. I countered, showing that the overall increase in cycles is small compared to the disk I/O time per message. You haven't shown a counter-example to disprove my point.

      Don't have data to do so yet. I am in the process of implementing a solution and testing it. As soon I know whether this is feasible or not, I'll let you know what my real-world solution was, and how it stacked up. Might be another couple of weeks, though.

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      Have EVDO, will travel.
    11. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      OK, fair enough - I'll be interested in hearing your results.

      If at all possible, make the scanning process smart enough not to worry about text/plain and text/html sections, and don't bother scanning sections IFF they aren't either a) tagged as an executable type or b) have an executable file extension.

      That will save you a great deal of processing time.

      Also, if you can, do the first pass on the inbound data stream (to soak it up into the disk I/O overhead). What I would recommend is that you do a trivial accept/reject based on Mimetype and extension (IF mimetype isn't an executable type AND IF extension isn't an executable type, then pass.), and then queue any mails that have a section that is either an executable mimetype OR an executable file extension for more detailed processing.

      If you are able to do that, then I would venture to say that 90% of your mails will be trivially accepted, and then you can pay the price on the remaining mails.

    12. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see, so the CPU cycles taken up by an ISPs customer base becoming infected and spaming their machines with thousands of virus emails is somehow FREE, whereas the precious precious cycles taken to do responsible mail handling up front are somehow too expensive.

      I'm glad you cleared that up for me.

    13. Re:This would be SO easy to correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Configuring your mail server to either drop mails that contain executables or running something like MimeDefang to change the type of such items so that they are no longer executable (by converting an executable into a ZIP archive, for example) will stop such programs.

      Dude, W32.Sobig.E@mm *is* spreading as a zip file. There goes your solution. As to blocking any kind of attachment at the server, why the fuck should I once again suffer (read jump through hoops) because Microsoft is unable or unwilling to design with security in mind and actually have a qa department, and the average user unable or unwilling to maintain their system?

  83. Unless you got it from SF.org by mks113 · · Score: 1

    Then you would could work on it for days without getting it to compile at all.

  84. Users to quick to jump on the innocent by codegen · · Score: 1
    The virus forges the return address from. I'm using a non-windows machine and as such am not infected, but as the local IEEE Section chair, my email address is in many other people's email address books. So I'm getting all sorts of irate email accusing me of being infected. Its getting a bit of a pain.

    It would be nice if the companies that write the virus scanners put in a bit of useful information in the detection notices, so that the users would know that sending email to the forged return address is most likely pointless.

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    1. Re:Users to quick to jump on the innocent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with this is that users do not read the e-mail notices. They just see "Virus" and call tech support or the "would be" sender. I installed mail monitor on our mail server for an organisation with about 200 so called computer programmers, analysts so forth and I still get calls when they recieve the e-mail notices. Even though the very first line tells them they are not infected. Just read the message, it is self explanatory.

  85. So easy to avoid! by bigberk · · Score: 1

    I can't believe crap like this is actually a problem! Just don't open suspicious attachments. And use a safe email client that treats attachments carefully, like JBMail instead of Outlook.

    I think the big problem these days is how software tries to automatically integrate everything: scripting, HTML, multimedia. Why the hell do you need that for mail? It just adds unnecessary risk.

  86. Sobig hit Ohio State hard by NorthWoodsman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It managed to pick up the name of the CIS Undergrad mailer address, so suddenly all of us were getting the Sobig virus over and over again, as well as getting it from all the infected people. Yeah, it was great. Now, why just anyone could mass mail something by sending an Email to the undergrad mailing address is somewhat of a question..

    I did see some people saying "When's the next service pack coming out to fix this"; this virus isn't clever enough to use exploits, it's just another lamer Email Windows worm that generates network traffic.

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  87. have already seen a lot of it by AssFace · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am the programmer and IT person at a financial firm for awhile until I spin off into my own company here doing similar things for other companies on a consulting basis.

    We only have 16 or so users that are in the office and maybe another 4 or 5 that use our resources, but are pretty much never here.

    Even with those, I have seen a fairly large increase in the number of our clients with the virus and then our virus scanning software reporting it getting sent to us.
    Fortunately so far we seem to be clean of it, but I have added some filter EventSinks on our Exchange server to block out a wider range of attachment types.

    This particular one is annoying since it has 4 types of attachments that we can't universally block and get away with (.txt, .htm, .html, and .eml).

    I have fingers crossed that our anti-virus software on the Exchange server will keep up with it.

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    1. Re:have already seen a lot of it by AssFace · · Score: 1

      doh, need my morning coffee - meant zip - those files I wrote are the ones it scans.

      back to being retarded...

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    2. Re:have already seen a lot of it by NullProg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a hint. If you can trap output at the firewall, this virus opens many domain query connections when it tries to email itself (contains its own SMTP engine). This is how we tracked down the machine it had infected last night. Norton has a stand alone program to clean up the machine.

      Enjoy,

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    3. Re:have already seen a lot of it by AssFace · · Score: 1

      yeah, I knew that it bypassed out SMTP server and we have gone through at least once running the "fix" from Norton on all of the machines (some of my users have machines so slow that in order to get any real work done, they turn off Norton since it is a system hog - if you have a slow system you notice it more - would be nice if we could just upgrade everyone's sytems, but apparently that costs money, which we aren't spending yet).
      The fix file didn't find any machines on the network that had the virus (we had a client sending us mail that was infected, so we started asking people to check to see if they were infected - one swore that we were the culprit, so that led to the full network check).

      I will look at our firewall now to see what it has in terms of checking outbound traffic.
      Thanks for the tip.

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  88. A couple of small nits by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. There are far less Mac's out there in the world than PC's with Windows on them. Therefore when you're writing a worm which has the sole goal of infecting as many people as possible (which is what writers aim for these days) then you go for the majority.

    This argument is a myth, and has been used by Microsofties to try and downplay the vastly superior security of both *BSD and GNU/Linux. Mac OS X is a FreeBSD derivative in many respects, and vastly better designed from the ground up than Microsoft windows, for whom things like networking and security were afterthoughts cobbled together in an ad-hoc frenzy of featuritis and catch-up. Such an ad-hoc approach to design will never yield acceptable security, as Microsoft's shoddy products have demonstrated so dramatically in recent years, time and time again...and once again today, with this irritating worm.

    Why is the numerical argument a myth? Because the truth is that, on the internet backbone, more than half the servers are a variant of Linux, *BSD, or Unix. And servers are the real prize for system crackers looking to take control of a system or cause significant harm. Yet these systems, which present a far more tempting target in terms of power and potential harm, and their derivatives (such as Mac OS X), remain unaffected by the plethora of worms that strike the internet. These worms are almost always exclusively Microsoft worms, affecting Microsoft operating systems exclusively. Not because there are more Microsoft desktops than anything else (for, once again, servers are the real prize, and most of them are not Microsoft), but because Microsoft's operating system design is so rife with security issues that it makes a profoundly easy target, and a decent chunk of servers can be affected with very little effort on the part of the malicious cracker.

    It isn't about numbers. It is about design, and everyone in the industry, with the exception of Microsoft, has taken security seriously and designed their systems appropriately.

    [Excellent examples of poor design by Microsoft leading to security issues removed for brevity]

    4. Generally there are far more tech savvy people using OS X or Linux than Windows who don't blindly open unknown attachments.


    This is true for GNU/Linux and *BSD. It isn't true for OS X (unless the knowledge to avoid Microsoft's shoddy products is considered being "tech savvy", an argument you could make that I wouldn't dispute, except to say that (a) I don't think that is what was meant and (b) most people understand something a little more comprehensive when defining someone as more "tech savvy", so while I might grant you that point on a technicality, I would dispute the implication). A lot of OS X users are as capable, and incapable, as their Microsoft using counterparts. They do click on unknown attachments, they do download plugins without a thought, etc. BUT, they have the good fortune of using a relatively secure and very well designed system, and are thus protected from their foolishness in ways Microsoft, even with its competition-destroying Palladium, will likely never achieve.

    Contratry to popular Slashdot belief, the fact that it's easy to get details of your contacts in your address book is not a major reason why worms propogate so frequently. I can write a perl script to extract the details from Pine or most other UNIX mail programs just as easily - the actual problem is getting the virus launched on the victims PC in the first place.

    Absolutely right. And as you describe so well, doing so is trivial on Microsoft systems, and difficult or impossible on virtually every other system.

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    1. Re:A couple of small nits by Penguin2212 · · Score: 1

      This argument is a myth, and has been used by Microsofties to try and downplay the vastly superior security of both *BSD and GNU/Linux. Mac OS X is a FreeBSD derivative in many respects, and vastly better designed from the ground up than Microsoft windows, for whom things like networking and security were afterthoughts cobbled together in an ad-hoc frenzy of featuritis and catch-up. Such an ad-hoc approach to design will never yield acceptable security, as Microsoft's shoddy products have demonstrated so dramatically in recent years, time and time again...and once again today, with this irritating worm.

      However, people writing worms or viruses are looking to infect those most likely to spread it. In other words, your grandmother who barely knows how to turn on the computer. People like that don't use *nix.

    2. Re:A couple of small nits by swillden · · Score: 1

      This argument is a myth, and has been used by Microsofties to try and downplay the vastly superior security of both *BSD and GNU/Linux... Because the truth is that, on the internet backbone, more than half the servers are a variant of Linux, *BSD, or Unix. And servers are the real prize for system crackers looking to take control of a system or cause significant harm. Yet these systems, which present a far more tempting target in terms of power and potential harm, and their derivatives (such as Mac OS X), remain unaffected by the plethora of worms that strike the internet.

      While I certainly agree that the *nix systems are better-designed from a security perspective, I don't think you can completely disregard the numerical argument, and your counterexample doesn't hold water. Why? Two reasons:

      First, even if the vast majority of backbone servers are some *nix variant, that still means it's unlikely that any one OS runs more than 10% or so of the backbone, because there are so many *nix variants, and they all have different vulnerabilities. A worm-writer wishing to attack this diverse ecology of systems would have to know many of them. This is why, from a security perspective, a software monoculture (such as exists on the desktop, in spite of the existence of a few rebels like you and me) is a Bad Thing.

      Second, and more important, those backbone servers are tightly administered by highly competent professionals. They're patched regularly by people who subscribe to -- and read! -- bugtraq and the like, and they're monitored closely. They're also typically running only a small number of software packages, which reduces the available avenues of attack.

      Oh, yeah, and they don't have MS Outlook ;-)

      Regarding OSX, which *does* have a significant installed base of machines managed by the click-happy clueless clan, the numerical argument still carries some weight because Macs are vastly outnumbered both on the desktop *and* in the server room.

      IMO, the original poster was right to list all of his reasons, because they all contribute.

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    3. Re:A couple of small nits by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      Because the truth is that, on the internet backbone, more than half the servers are a variant of Linux, *BSD, or Unix. And servers are the real prize for system crackers looking to take control of a system or cause significant harm

      What does this have to do with email worms? Do you open email on your server? This worm is just like every other worm out there, it's social engineering against the clueless user and there are vast numbers of clueless people using M$. I will say that there are many more lazy sysadmins who admin M$ machines, making it easier for the clueless users to do bad things to themselves.

      I ..... you know what... forget it .... this is a complete waste of my time .... your an idiot and a zealot. It would be just as easy to infect other systems if you could trick the user into running an executable.

      I have no idea what your 'servers are the real prize' arguement is about. If you want to crack a server do you send a trojan to the admin or do you scan it with nmap looking for exploits?

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    4. Re:A couple of small nits by rabtech · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Who the hell modded this troll up?

      This argument is a myth, and has been used by Microsofties to try and downplay the vastly superior security of both *BSD and GNU/Linux. Mac OS X is a FreeBSD derivative in many respects, and vastly better designed from the ground up than Microsoft windows, for whom things like networking and security were afterthoughts cobbled together in an ad-hoc frenzy of featuritis and catch-up.

      ROFL! I think you will find that it is Windows that has DACLs, and you will also find that networking was a core component of NT 3.5; perhaps you are still stuck in the days of Windows 95?

      Such an ad-hoc approach to design will never yield acceptable security, as Microsoft's shoddy products have demonstrated so dramatically in recent years, time and time again...and once again today, with this irritating worm.

      Actually this worm requires that open an unknown attatched ZIP file from an email message, extract the executable, then run it. How, exactly, is that Microsoft's fault?

      [removed your crap about numbers]

      Actually, most people don't check their email on their servers, so your entire argument is pointless. Email viruses are targetted at the largest base of email clients, which happens to be Windows email clients.


      It isn't about numbers. It is about design, and everyone in the industry, with the exception of Microsoft, has taken security seriously and designed their systems appropriately.


      Ha! Squeaked the itty bitty mouse.

      First of all, Microsoft has done a lot to make security easier to configure on Windows 2000. Some of us were reading the best practices documents and implementing proper security long before that, but others were not so Microsoft developed tools (URLScan, Baseline Security Analyser, etc).

      Microsoft also expended a lot of effort making sure that the next version, server 2003, was secure out of the box, and when additional services are installed that they do so in a maximally secured state. The various wizards do a good job of alerting the admin to possible problems.

      The last step is the security model of the dotNET runtime. Essentially, it is an entirely new paradigm that causes code to assume additional security restrictions based on administratively set policies and the source of the executable. If an executable originally came from an email, the runtime can know that and handle security in an appropriate way. But these things take time, and you always have the native code hole. I don't see any way around that.

      P.S. You can mark things executable or not in Windows. It is the "traverse folder / execute file" right. You see, since Windows supports DACLs on Folders and Files, Registry keys, and indeed ... nearly any object in the system, it is far more configurable as a file or application server than Linux or OS X. (I, for one, run my services like IIS and such in a separate security account from SYSTEM [root] so that breeches can't bring down the system. That is another security 'best practice')

      For example, if you save all downloaded files from email or the web to C:\temp then you can right-click temp and go to the security tab. Click Advanced. Click Add. Select "Everyone". Now on the permissions entry tab, click "Traverse Folder / Execute File" in the DENY column. Then select "apply onto" as "Files Only". OK your way out of all that.

      Now no one can execute files in c:\temp or its subfolders, since the entry will be inherited by subfolders by default.

      You can go so far as to set that up on your entire drive, but I would strongly suggest disabling inherited permissions (select COPY when prompted) on Program Files and the Windows (or WINNT) folder. Otherwise, you may find yourself screwed.

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  89. Beta by e31 · · Score: 1

    ... has an expiration date of July 14th,...

    hmm ...so, if you want to keep this worm up and running after July 14th you need to reset clock on your PC just like you did with XP Beta you downloaded from IRC?

  90. Here is how I got infected yesterday... by StressGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1) Had an e-mail from a ".mil" domain (forget the actual address)

    2) Having recently mailed some questions to some government research agencies, I assumed this was a response to one of them, so, I opened the e-mail (I use Mozilla).

    3) No message in the e-mail, just an attachment called "your_application.zip". This was a tad suspicious so I copied the file and scanned it with a corporate edition of Norton Anti-Virus last updated on June 18th.

    4) Virus scan came up clean so I opened the file. After seeing that it was only a ".pif" file, I started to get concerned, tried to edit the file by right-clicking and the edit option didn't show. At this point, I'm pretty sure it's a virus.

    5) Examined the header information from the e-mail and discoverd that it actually originated from another office computer and the "from" address was spoofed. Now, I'm all but certain it's a virus.

    6) Went to the Symantec website and, sure enough, the virus information is there along with notification that the patch was only available since June 25th.

    7) Downloaded their fix tool and checked all computers in our office for evidence of infection. Was able to clean them all.

    So, even though I was relatively careful, I was still able to get infected. Primarily because:

    a) The "From" address was an expected source.

    b) I do occasionally get legitimate e-mails that are only an attachment with no text.

    c) This particular virus was so new that my virus scanner was not sufficiently up to date.

    FYI, I guess...

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    1. Re:Here is how I got infected yesterday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you stupid? Did you double click on it? No? Then you didn't get infected. The virus never executed on your machine.

      God I hope you don't work in an I.T. department anywhere....

    2. Re:Here is how I got infected yesterday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you were infected before... you never actually ran the PIF file so how could it infect you?

    3. Re:Here is how I got infected yesterday... by slimme · · Score: 1

      So, even though I was relatively careful, I was still able to get infected. Primarily because:

      a) The "From" address was an expected source.

      This means nothing. Trainers still give the advise: don't open attachments from people you don't know. This should be don't open attachments unless ....

      b) I do occasionally get legitimate e-mails that are only an attachment with no text.
      But then you probably know what name and file type to expect.
      The best solution is to convince everyone that they should mention the attachment in the mail and explain why you need to open it.

      c) This particular virus was so new that my virus scanner was not sufficiently up to date.
      Virus scanners only help when the virus is at least one or a couple of days old.

      FYI, I guess...

  91. A point well taken by BobBoring · · Score: 1

    AFAICT this is another human "click that attachment!" engineering worm. The issue really isn't Linux and Windows, it's applications and users.

    We'll have this kind of stuff on Linux the day similar e-mail "click that attachment!" clients become popular on Linux and the userbase degenerates to a similar level of clubieness.


    TRANSLATION:
    IF you use windows you are too stupid to have a computer. If you use Linux you are to smart to to use windows.

  92. No "Forces" by lpret · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't think that there are any forces, or anyone trying to "take over the internet." It seems to me that the spam creators are just trying to make money (however unscrupulously) and the virus writers (for the most part) are script kiddies who are bored 13 year olds. Now, some of the virus writers are trying to make a point through destruction, a la terrorism, but they aren't trying to take over the internet at all.

    Most virii and worms just feed off of people's stupidity when using Outlook, it's not an invasion.

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  93. Why Can't Ashcroft Protect Us From This... by Gleep · · Score: 1

    This is obviously an act of terrorism being carried out by enemy combatants. Windows should therefore be made illegal as it is a weapon of mass desctruction and anybody that has purchased it should be transported to gitmo and denied access to an attorney.

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  94. Mac viruses by sczimme · · Score: 1


    Nope, there are also viruses affecting Macs.

    You mean like that bovine spongiform/mad cow thingie? Oh, wait - that affects *Big* Macs. Never mind.

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    1. Re:Mac viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nope, there are also viruses affecting Macs.

      Viruses? Try worms. Last time I was at Mac Donald's, I had a Big Mac made of worms!

  95. IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please give me your address.

  96. From the mind of a worm author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I mean, why would all virus writers suddenly become so nice ? Most of the virus nowadays are doing almost no damage.
    I'm posting this AC (and through an open proxy, in case anyone tries to go tracking me down) for a reason. I'd love to take personal credit, but I just can't risk it.

    I've written 3 worms. None of them have ever gotten media attention, though all three have been cataloged at the various AV sites. In other words, my worms have been successful enough to be noticed and "fought," but not successful enough to gain widespread notoriety. That's just how I wanted them.

    Let me give you some insight from my perspective. I don't work for an AV company, nor do I have any relation to one. My interest in worms is purely "proof of concept." I wrote these worms for one reason: to prove that I could. More than anything, the goal for me is to see my creations spread, even if only slightly. Especially if only slightly. I don't want to unleash a Melissa, or an ILoveYou, or a Nimda - partly because I'm not out to cause a huge nuisance, and partly because I don't want my worms to gain enough attention that law enforcement starts looking into them.

    The first worm I created was extraordinarily buggy, and (apparently) only worked on Win98 systems, due to variations in the Win32 API. I was using Win98 to compile at the time, and neglected to test it on other Windows versions. The second and third times around, I personally tested them on Win98, Win2K, and WinXP to make sure they were viable on all three.

    None of my worms have a malicious payload. The payloads involve:

    a) Dropping registry keys with vulgar names (mainly as an exercise to see whether or not AV providers would publish curse words in the virus descriptions - none of them did).

    b) Popping up dialog boxes with random messages. This is more of an easter egg than a payload, really. A timer runs, and on each invocation of the timer, a random number is generated. If the generated number matches a predefined constant, the user will see a dialog box with an interesting message.

    c) Creating innocuous (but possibly large) files on the local C drive. The files contain nothing, but may take up large amounts of disk space.

    d) Propagation, obviously.

    That's it. Again, it's mostly proof of concept, my motivation is to see my worms show up at AV sites.

    Have I been tempted to include a malicious payload? You bet I have. But again, I'm not out to get arrested, and while I'm fairly confident in my ability to create an untraceable executable and launch it in an anonymous manner, I'm not willing to bet my freedom on it. Writing a worm to begin with is enough of a risk. Writing a worm that kills tens or hundreds of thousands of PCs? No thanks, I'll leave that up to someone else.

    It would be damned easy to adapt one of my two "successful" worms to delete 100 random files on drive C each time it runs. This would be enough to fuck up nearly any Windows machine after a few boots. Destruction is easy, it's just not necessarily a goal.

    I hope this gives you some insight into the mind of a worm author.
  97. Pardon me for sounding like an idiot. by Penguin2212 · · Score: 1

    Excuse me for sounding like an idiot... But why does shit like this only affect Outlook/Outlook Express? I get shit like this on a daily basis and when I click on it, nothing happens at all because I use Mozilla Mail. Is Microsoft, for some perverse reason, intentionally making shitty software just to make peoples' lives a living hell?

  98. Are you fucking dense or what? by joto · · Score: 1
    if I were an idiot and opened an attachment like this on my linux system, the worst it could do is damage my home directory, the rest of the system would still be immune along with everybody elses files.

    Well, I've got news for you buddy. That is all this virus needs to be damaging.

    It doesn't do any damage beyond reproducing itself over the email. It doesn't need root privileges. All it needs to do is access your address book, and send itself further.

    What's more. This virus doesn't really rely on insecurities in Outlook. It is sent as a zip file for christ's sake! It is safe! The only way it can spread is for a luser to open the zip-file, and double-click on the fucking virus to execute it.

    So this has absolutely nothing to do with linux versus windows. Or outlook versus other mailers. All it boils down to is clueless users. And the only way to get rid of the problem is by educating the users.

    1. Re:Are you fucking dense or what? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      umm yes it does, windows will automatically open and browse a zip file now... not outlook but an insecurity of the explorer file manager.

      You act like they have to extract it like you used to a zip file, this is no different than opening a folder now in windows.

      And yes, this virus like most others like it downloads another which DOES have a payload, while the carrier is harmless in and of itself it downloads a virus which is not.

      You right though. The biggest problem is idiotic users. Obviously any user stupid enough to use windows is more likely to be affected by a problem like this.

  99. hm... by ed.han · · Score: 1

    i don't know what level of sophistication your users have, but can't you create a series of shared network folders instead, and ban attachments on internal messages? as you note, e-mailing bloated docs puts an unnecessary burden on your servers & backup processes, i imagine.

    there should be a way to control access to the folders, in case there's sensitive materials to boot. i don't have any more suggestions, since i don't know what kind of environment you've got, but this would seem pretty straightforward, at least conceptually.

    ed

    1. Re:hm... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I did. They couldn't figure it out.

      I'm hoping the web-based format can provide a helping hand to organize the information, eliminate duplicates, and really lock down who gets what file.

      It's been a backburner project for a while. This is just my latest excuse to actually do it.

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  100. A question of effect by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems

    From TFA:

    As usual, the worm affects only Windows PCs. Linux and Mac users are immune.

    It doesn't just happen to seem to affect mostly MS systems. Call it what it is, a Microsoft virus.

    1. Re:A question of effect by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Call it what it is, a Microsoft virus.

      That kind of implies that Microsoft made the virus so it doesn't seem like a very accurate description to me (unless you know something we don't ?).

    2. Re:A question of effect by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      That kind of implies that Microsoft made the virus

      Do the terms "computer virus", "e-mail virus", or "human immunodeficiency virus" suggest that any of those entities created the virus in question?

    3. Re:A question of effect by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      No, it implies that Micro$oft made the virus possible in the first place.

      If it were not for Micro$oft, there would be no where near the virus problem there is today.

      Look at the OTHER os's. No big virus problem going on in the OTHER os's....

  101. Re:Yes, the French are in the Congo. by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

    Congo is a former Belgian colony, not French.

  102. PEBCAK by EvilAlien · · Score: 4, Interesting
    No, its another way of saying "Windows users are still dumb and don't apply patches or basic security best practices despite getting exploited over and over ad nauseum".

    Why be subtle about it?

    I went to a seminar yesterday wherein a security guy from Microsoft (stop laughing, its not funny yet) extolled the virtures of Windows Server 2003. They have learned their lesson about security and ease-of-use being the only development consideration... guess where they learned it from? All the best practices they have implemented for Server 2003 comes from Linux, Unix, and the Open Source world. "Free How-Tos"! What an innovation!

    Now if only someone can teach the MS admins and users to apply the goddamn patches that Microsoft releases! (for an example of what I'm talking about, see anything about the SQL Slammer specifically)

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    1. Re:PEBCAK by CodeHog · · Score: 1

      function onSoapBox() { Being a current MS user and former MS admin, not to mention Novell admin and Linux user, they are plenty of MS admins that know how to apply patches. The application of patches is not so simple in a comlex environment where an admin may be responsible for 1000's of machines. There is software to handle this, but it can be problematic. Sometime the suggested process for updating systems with machines is broken. Windows update is known to have been down once or twice. Blaming it entirely on users is incorrect. That's like blaming SUV owners for the truck flipping over. Sometimes it is there fault, other times it is not. }

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    2. Re:PEBCAK by mibus · · Score: 1

      Now if only someone can teach the MS admins and users to apply the goddamn patches that Microsoft releases!

      It isn't always that simple... where I work (a primary school) I'm the only IT tech around, and I only work 5 hours a week. A fair bit of that is spent fixing printers, and re-imaging computers (we still have a full room of 133s running Win95).

      I don't have time to update the virus DATs every week... I *really* don't have time to check out every MSFT vulnerability and test them and apply them. Hell, I'd be working 5 hours / week just doing that! :-)

  103. Speakerphones by jridley · · Score: 1

    For people who abuse the speakerphone - most people, especially people in cubicles have NO BUSINESS even having a speakerphone.

    A few drops of superglue dribbled into the edges of the speakerphone button should help matters.

    Sometimes, if you REALLY have some time, take the cover off the phone, get to where you can lift the rubber membrane, and put a scrap of paper under the "speaker" button's rubber contact.

    1. Re:Speakerphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most modern office telephone systems have ways of disabling functions (such as speaker) on the telephone from the PBX or switch. Maybe you can tell the office administrator that cube-dwellers should have speaker disabled instead of damaging office eqiupment?

    2. Re:Speakerphones by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Then the office administrator walks up to the loud guy and says "hey, Jim here wants you to stop talking to your wife on speakerphone". Cut it out or I'll have to disable it.

      The loud guy will then speak louder, and more often on his speakerphone.

      When you bring it up to the office admin again, they'll say "talk to your manager"

      Your manager will tell you that he'll have a word with his manager... and then they'll promptly forget.

      When you remind your manager, your manager will tell you about how you should be more tolerant of other people. After all, it's a cubicle environment.

      This will come up in your yearly review and affect your performance rating. You'll need to participate in some team-building exercises and try to develop your "soft skills".

      It's probably safer to just pour superglue in the speakerphone button.

    3. Re:Speakerphones by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Most modern office telephone systems have ways of disabling functions (such as speaker) on the telephone from the PBX or switch. Maybe you can tell the office administrator that cube-dwellers should have speaker disabled instead of damaging office eqiupment?

      Amen.

      Besides, cellophane over the toilet bowl is a MUCH more effective communication tool. Of course, I also like to leave stickies to call Al E. Gator at the local zoo too.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  104. Re:IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is your ass speaking. Why are you neglecting me again? Hmmph, always looking for other asses when you have such a nice one on your own shoulders...

  105. Web contents by theolein · · Score: 1

    Those under windows that have web contents activated will have the pleasure of this virus running automatically.

  106. Microsoft pulls plug on `NT4' Operating System ... by terbo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As Sobig Worm Spreads Rapidly ...

    Goto sleep man.

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  107. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  108. Re:IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC

  109. Observation by JSkills · · Score: 1
    Symantec's stock (SYMC) is up .54 at present. Yes, this is 1% gain, but you can always count on their stock going up - regardless of market conditions - when reports of a new virus or worm are released.

    I cannot help but wonder if Symantec has their own "special" R&D team that not only develops virus code in hopes of preemptively defeating them, but perhaps even gets a little careless and releases a virus here are there "accidentally". I know it sounds outlandish and has zero basis in fact, but given the relationship to the existences of new worms/virus threats and the absolute need for anti-virus products (especially for non-technical PC owners), it has to at least be considered ...

  110. Virus Alert Notification by rottz · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've posted all the relevent information about this virus since 4pm on Tuesday, which beat out most of the major news outlets, except cnet. I've keep the info upto date with the list of virus vendors and latest virus news in the online media, and manual removal and automatic removal tools.

    I would like to thank messagelabs, as they are always the first to notify about major virus outbreaks. Sophos is a close second and is good about notifying about everyday viruses. Mcafee's alerts are good, but usually alittle late, they only notify once it hits the news media. Symantec wants you to pay an outragous price for their virus alerts, and I doubt they give you only earlier warning than messagelabs or sophos which provide the service for FREE. Symantec is becoming the Microsoft of Virus vendors, they're trying to spread out everywhere now in the security field, buying up companies left and right. Their quality of product is going down because they don't use a google.com like motto "do one thing and do it well" which they use todo. But their automated virus removal tools are still pretty good. IMHO

    If you would like to sign up to messagelabs's great early warning notification service go here.
    If you want Sophos excellent everyday notification about all virus's go here.
    If you would like to get McAfee's avertlabs notifications, go here.
    or you can just checkout my virus posts on the security-forum.com, but I only post the major outbreaks because there are TOO MANY viruses out there to post every single one. ;)

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  111. Should be on freshmeat... by redtail1 · · Score: 1

    Does Slashdot have to post every notice about some beta virus or can it just wait until the final version is posted?

  112. Even simpler! by Colosse · · Score: 1

    Just set the date to past the 14 july. The worm will stop working!

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    Colosse.
    1. Re:Even simpler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or even funnier that THAT! oh, wait...

  113. got it yesterday. by twitter · · Score: 1

    It arrived in my mail box yesterday, the first such piece of shit that's gotten through Cox mail. It proported to come from another Cox user on the same machine and that might be how it snuck through. Unzipping and running strings on it showed a message box, and the word "Rich". If pretended to use Outlook Express if it actually used its own mailer. Cox blocks outbound port 25, so this might have been bright enough to use Cox's smpt server.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  114. Quality! by xant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm starting to think of these worms and virii as a form of QA for Microsoft. As a developer, if I found a horrible buffer overrun or general API bug with Microsoft's products, and I wanted it fixed, I could

    a) Pay $300 to have someone look at it and, eventually, tell me it's not really a bug
    b) Write a worm, and make sure it gets fixed within a few days.

    --
    It's rare that you're presented with a knob whose only two positions are Make History and Flee Your Glorious Destiny.
    1. Re:Quality! by Sanga · · Score: 1

      Could not help comparing user-feedback on software libraries ....

      Open source: upload patch
      Closed source: upload virus

      So sadly true.

    2. Re:Quality! by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      RTFA. This virus has to be deliberately unzipped and run by the user. It doesn't use any sort of exploits, just social engineering.

      --
      I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
    3. Re:Quality! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... virii ...
      The word you're looking for is "viruses".
  115. Bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    This is not a news site Mr. Mor On.

    This is a *discussion* site.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  116. Yea, I figured posting this would... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Flush out a couple of anonymous coward A-holes.

    The point was to say that even a little complaceny is all it takes.

    BTW - the host computer (where I got the e-mail from) *was* infected. That's the point, identifying the bug was the idea. Even so, prudence dictates that you treat all computers on the network as infected until you can prove that they are not.

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    A goal is a dream with a deadline
  117. Wrap Up by jefu · · Score: 1
    I think the solution is simple.

    Following the suggestions of the government, we should all go out, purchase plastic sheeting and duct tape and carefully enclose Windows in the sheeting, seal completely with the duct tape and dispose of safely. I imagine that your local recycling center can find "Hazardous Materials" stickers for you to label it with.

    1. Re:Wrap Up by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      ot i know
      but why those plastic sheeting and duct tape jokes are getting so popular

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      stop supporting microsoft with pirating their software!!!!!
  118. There was an old lady by pfleming · · Score: 1

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the.....

    What's that? This is about a worm? Wrong song? um... nevermind....

  119. Funny, it *actually* crashed IE by zapp · · Score: 1

    that website actually crashed IE for me, time and time again.

    I'm on w2k, sp3, ie6.

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    no comment
  120. Request-Tracker Barfing by L3WKW4RM · · Score: 1

    We use Request-Tracker for bug and issue tracking at my office. These bogus "Re: Your Movie" messages are causing the RT CGI to segfault when trying to view them. Solution is to edit all tickets at once and set them to 'dead' from that interface instead of individually.

  121. I've gotten it twice in 2 days. by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    I've had two emails containing it arrive in the past two days on my work computer. Alarmingly, Norton Antivirus 2003 did not detect it the first time! (I submitted it to Symantec, and they replied "The latest defenition file will find this virus." Only it didn't.) Luckily, I'm not about to open a random *.pif file in an email from a random nobody, so I wasn't about to infect my system; but it was alarming that NAV didn't catch it. Oddly, when a second email infected with it arrived today, NAV caught this one. I was therefore equally alarmed when an email came through and a script ran right away, with no asking for permission. (Frickin' Outlook.) It was only a humor email, containing a text-based animation (Aaaah, ASCII animation, it's been years since I've seen some of that,) using a javascript to animate it, but it still scared me that it ran the script with no warning. So off to prefs to find how to disable scripts in Outlook. (Picture previewing is already disabled.)

    Oh, and my Mac at home has recieved it three times, and I think it's fun double clicking it, and watching nothing happen.

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    Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
    The purpose of that site was not known.
  122. Re:Even simpler than that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't open executable email attachments

  123. can anyone help where this is coming from? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
    I had this show up in my e-mail today, but strangely it was an e-mail address I only give to friends, never publish on the web or in news groups, and don't give to groups like /.

    I've received the last four or five major variants of this virus to this exact same address, but no other spam!

    The e-mail I got was not marked as coming from Yahoo, rather it supposedly came from 253CuHQEtzyCDHA.1604@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl. What idiot virus writer expects anyone to open that? My e-mail service thinks the message came from: Received: from ACELERAOPS not authenticated [66.50.186.250]. Anyone have any insight on why and how I seem to keep geeting these virus mailings to my private e-mail address? (By the way, 66.50.186.250 does not seem to trace to anyone I know or have had any contact with).

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    I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
  124. Vaccine Developed! by nakaduct · · Score: 1

    I've tested this innoculation in my lab. See, open-source security really is better!

    echo "exit 0" >> ~/.bash_profile

  125. Re:Dear Pudge O'Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y'know, this troll is even less funny without the first letter.

    Not that it's funny at all.

    You fail. -5 boring.

  126. Good Phish reference by srhuston · · Score: 1

    Looked through the comments and it seems nobody noticed the Phish reference in the department line.

    "This is the work of Guelah Papyrus, stranded for a moment on the ocean of Osiris. Doin' all she can for every member of her clan. Expanding exponentially like some recursive virus."

    Good show, CBN :>

    --
    Three dits, four dits, two dits, dah!
    Radio, radio, rah rah rah!
  127. Some Teeth by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems, has an expiration date of July 14th, and searches users' machines for select files containing e-mail addresses that it uses to propagate itself.

    Goddammit! When is somebody going to write a worm that has some teeth! Worms will continue to be a daily occurrence until somebody comes along with a worm that infects for some number of hours and then destroys the computer it's on. Obliterates it. And if it can cause some hardware damage, so much the better!

    Then, some people, and some software providers, might start to take security seriously... or be forced to take it seriously. This nickel-and-dime crap is boring and lets certain 'worst offenders' like Microsoft get away with selling Swisscheeseware.

    1. Re:Some Teeth by evil_toy_maker · · Score: 1

      Why? Are you into nibbling? *snickers*

  128. Correction by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    It isn't a new variant.

    CA's anti-virus software (at least the current signature) doesn't actually clean the virus. It passes the message and attachment intact on to the user with an additional attachment called, nicely enough, VIRUS1.TXT which tells the user that the other attachment is a virus.

    Time to add ZIPS to the milter....

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    If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
  129. Here is how I didn't get infected yesterday... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    1) Had an e-mail from an ".edu" domain
    2) Having never seen this e-mail address before, I assumed it was spam or a virus.
    3) No message in the e-mail, just a ".zip" attachment.
    4) I opened it.
    5) It contained a ".pif" file; pretty sure it's a virus.
    6) I searched Google for virus warnings; yep, it's a virus.
    7) I searched Google for the sender's name, job title and (updated) e-mail address.
    8) Sent a reply with a deprecating tone, chastising the sender for working in computer support at a college and using Microsoft products.
    9) Ran "apt-get update" just because I can.

    --
    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    1. Re:Here is how I didn't get infected yesterday... by slamb · · Score: 1
      8) Sent a reply with a deprecating tone, chastising the sender for working in computer support at a college and using Microsoft products.

      That's where you screwed up. This worm forges the from address, as do many others. The "Undeliverable; contains a virus" replies I'm getting are worse than the copies of the worm itself. I can filter the worm; I can't as easily filter the many varied replies. If you want to send a reply, send it to postmaster@[1.2.3.4], where 1.2.3.4 is the IP in the first Received: header. They can figure out who sent it; you can't.

    2. Re:Here is how I didn't get infected yesterday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But of course, the sender address was probably forged.

      I was quite amused by all the "Haha, even you got a virus." emails I got when a couple of the bigger worms a couple years ago were going around, forwarding random MS Office documents to all address book contacts. Sorry, but no.

      Composed a quick letter discussing what email headers meant, and what they would look like on messages from me, and sent that off as an educational effort to all those who contacted me.

  130. An exiration date?! by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

    An exiration date?

    As far as I know viruses are like taxes... have you ever heard of a temporary tax?

    1. Re:An exiration date?! by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      "have you ever heard of a temporary tax?"

      Of course... But then they get *Ahem* Extended. For the good of the public of course, not because the average government agency couldn't balance a budget if their life depended on it.

  131. Follow up by CodeHog · · Score: 1

    Found this article following up on the virus. Another intersting aspect to this is I've heard of some individuals having had problems with av software updates causing problems. Rumor was that the update for this virus also updated some security holes in the software. I was surprised to find out that it seems to be common practice among av companies to not talk about holes in their software and yet you don't see a lot of media attention focused on that.

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  132. They don't apply patches for a reason. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Now if only someone can teach the MS admins and users to apply the goddamn patches that Microsoft releases!

    Sysadmins in businesses don't apply Microsoft patches, or don't apply them in a timely manner, for a very good reason: Sometimes the patches do more damage to their operations than the virus/worm/whatever they're supposet to block. And applying a broken patch is GUARANTEED to do the damage IMMEDIATELY, while you MIGHT not get bit by the attack - or not get bit by it soon - or be protected by an antivirus update before it gets to you.

    If you're running mission-critical stuff for your business, you have to do a bunch of checking of any patches/upgrades/other changes before installing them on your live machines. And this takes money (so you aviod it if you can) and time (so even if you do it it won't happen right away). For some business processes it takes a LOT of money and/or time.

    Of course the same is true of any operating system, not just Microsoft. But that makes it all the more important to use a system that has a low frequency of security incidents that require patches. B-)

    And that last means that it's tempting for a vendor (such as Microsoft) to resist patching problems before a wild exploit is discovered, in order to reduce the perceived cost of using their systems. Unfortunately, while such a strategy reduces the cost of applying upgrades, it also means the system gets hit by more exploits - increasing the total cost. (But the vendor can blame THOSE costs on the authors of the exploits, so the corporate customer decision-makers may not be aware of these costs of their software supplier's policies.)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:They don't apply patches for a reason. by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      That really just supports my point... Microsoft released a (from what I'm told) patch for the SQL vuln that was difficult to apply, etc etc... 6 months before the exploit. Admins didn't apply it, which let Slammer do its damage?

      Who do we blame?

      Microsoft, for releasing a patch right away that required some clue in admins, who should be testing each and every patch before deploying it in production anyways.

      Admins, for not testing the patch, not applying the patch, and not fulfulling their responsibilities of due diligence.

      IT managers, for choosing a server platform notorious for security flaws, patches that are worse than the vuln in many cases, and one that even the admins lack trust in the vendor to provide fixes.

      I blame the Admins for failing in their responsibilities and the IT managers for choosing ease-of-use and a broken platform/vendor. There isn't a good reason to never apply a patch for a vulnerability in a mission-critical system. That is what labs and tests are for.

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  133. Slammer worm (security through obscurity?) by tungwaiyip · · Score: 1

    One challenge to the security through obscurity theory is the Slammer worm. How many PC are running SQL Server? The number is probably no more than Macs. (SQL Server is not a freeware!) And yet the Slammer worm manage to ravage the world. Despite the small number of installations compare to all PCs, crackers are able to exploit any vulnerability.

  134. Revenge? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Perhaps somebody got annoyed with all the current anti-francophone sentiment worldwide?

    I'm waiting for congress to find a french link and name it the a "freedom-virus" or maybe "anti-freedom-virus" :-)

  135. Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    those seem legitimate. Re: Application came in to our offices with a return address of someone at the SEC. Fortunately, the zip file was already emptied by the mailserver's virus protection.

  136. Mac/DOS, Talking Heads/Ramones analogy by Sigh+Phi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I recalled a similar question a few years ago in comp.sys.mac.advocacy. With the help of Google, I was able to pull D.M. Procida's comparisons between gobbing and writing viruses:

    The question of Apple Macintosh computer viruses is best answered with reference to the Ramones' and Talking Heads' first European tour in 1977.

    When Talking Heads (the now sadly-defunct vehicle for David Byrne's hips) played to audiences in Britain they discovered a music scene that was amongst other things notable for the disgusting and unhygenic custom of 'gobbing'. Chiefly this was a signal employed by audiences to demonstrate their approval of the band, at whom - indeed, in whose faces - the gobbing was directed, but some bands at any rate bands were often happy to reciprocate. Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols would accede to requests for an autograph by gobbing on the hand of requester.

    Some bands, such as the Ramones, seemed to attract veritable rainstorms of gob. Joey Ramone had to pull his long fringe over his face and carry on grimly as the gob flew past. But when Talking Heads played for some reason the gobbing stopped. "Possibly the spitters were lurking in the back of the audience during their set," Tommy Ramone said once, "but I don't think so. They just didn't make you want to spit."

    I think the situation is on the whole similar with the Mac: it just doesn't make you want to write viruses.

    I don't pretend that this is a realistic answer; but it is an interesting take.

  137. The "its because MS is more popular" fallacy by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 1
    I mean, people make a big deal on "windows is so insecure that's why this happens blah blah".. but in reality it's just because it's so much more popular...

    Bullshit. There existed popular products before MS entered the market, and they did not have the gaping holes that MS products have had.

    Before Outlook arrived on the scene, the whole idea of an "email virus" was considered so unlikely - even for Windows users - that it was often the subject of jokes and obvious hoaxes (remember "Good Times"?).

    Sure you could catch regular file infector viruses through running an infected attachment, but you had to go out of your way to do it, and those viruses didn't even contain any email-related code.

    Likewise, before Word, viruses infecting word processor documents were unheard of.

    And yes, there were programs that dominated before Outlook and Word. Eudora and Word Perfect had their day in the sun without getting ass-raped by thirteen year olds.

  138. Re:Somebody angry at France? (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "...He also claimed this concealment was part of a secret, high-level plan to reconstitute the nuclear weapons program once sanctions ended..."

    And the sanctions were going to end... when?

    Imminent threat, my frikkin' ass.

  139. Iraqi republic day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    other things that happened on the 14th of july. yay for too much information!

    the most interesting/relivant: 1958 Iraqi army overthrows monarchy; republic replaces Hashemite dynasty -- otherwise known as Iraqi Republic day.

  140. Why??? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    When someone keeps breaking into your house, robbing you, breaking your things and beating you up, would you not either move to a place where that would not happen any more?
    You know, like a better neighborhood?
    The police aren't helping you so it's time to move.

    Are windows users all masochists???

    1. Re:Why??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps because the other neighborhoods act like a bunch of pretentious snobs, raving lunatics, or basic assholes who will forever look down upon their new neighbors, because of their roots. Or windows, as the case may be.

    2. Re:Why??? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      I don't think so.
      I've never belittled anyone for switching from windows to Linux. I always welcome new converts.
      I was a windows user once..

    3. Re:Why??? by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      But to continue the analogy, also imagine that your landlord has been doing everything possible to force you to stay. The landlord has been threatening all the house service providers (water, power, gas, etc) into only hooking into his apartment, and threatening and blackmailing any who dare give him the finger. Furthermore, he does his best to keep you ignorant about the fact that there are other apartments. Legal action was brought over these clearly criminal actions, but he has bribed the police.

      How likely would you be to move?

  141. appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems by Tomji · · Score: 1

    wow. I thought the W32 in the name was a hint. it's a fucking Win32 OS based virus, get over it your high-horse morons.

    1. Re:appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems by evil_toy_maker · · Score: 1

      Wow! That was an intelligent comment! Nice Job "moron"!

  142. Morris Worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aha! but you forget the Morris worm, the very first worm to ever hit (and pretty much bring down) the internet. UNIX hosts can be targeted. Personally I don't think a *NIX worm would target client software but rather the server-side like Morris did. Apache? Sendmail? Ssh?

    True, it is very unlikely but certainly not impossible.

  143. I'd like to thank all of you that responded by alizard · · Score: 1

    The solutions you suggested that I haven't already tried I'll look into.