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  1. I'll tell you what kids like... on How Kids Use the Web · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    PR0N!!!!!!! I'm 15 (technicall still a kid?) and theres nothin better than a good gallery of mature ladies hehe. ah, happy days.

  2. Re:this board isn't that good on Abit's New Motherboard Lays On The Ports · · Score: 1

    I didn't know that USB 2.0 had 480Mbps bandwidth. Thats a darn site better than 12. I'm usin Mandrake 8.2. My USB printer and Mouse work but for the life of me I can't get my Alcatel Speedtouch USB modem to work in it. Any ideas?

  3. Re:this board isn't that good on Abit's New Motherboard Lays On The Ports · · Score: 0

    my bad, it does have AGP (didn't see it on first view) but still, the other points stand.

  4. this board isn't that good on Abit's New Motherboard Lays On The Ports · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's only got 3 PCI. Granted a whole heap of the hardware is integrated but there is more in life than sound, ethernet, firewire and USB. Wheres the AGP? This renders the card almost void for a whole host of people. USB? I don't think I'm the only one but I fucking hate it. It's so so so slow and still fairly incompatible with Linux. Linux, yeh, whats the word of compatibility with this board? The article says its only for Windows (excluding 98). SCSI. Why didn't they use that. Mmmm, It's like people took one look at it and ejaculated all over their pants. This board looks pretty much redundant. The page was /.ed before I read anything further than page 1 so some of my ramblings may be false. 'Just my two bits worth, worth'

  5. Faster ..... on JPEG2000 Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    PR0N!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally my connection can keep up with my wrist. MUWAHAHAHAHAH

  6. I can't take it anymore on nVidia/AMD Merger Announced · · Score: 1

    My favourite website in the whole world (apart from sexmaxx.com ofcourse) has gone to hell, all this tom-foolery is driving me insane STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

  7. Re:All together now! on World's Longest Slinky · · Score: 1

    LOG! oh man, I haven't watched Ren & Stimpy for so long. Crap, I'm gonna get modded down for off topic. I'll quickly say something to cover my tracks:

    Yeh, when I was younger, my Dad's friend (an architect) saw me playing with a slinky and he started gibbering on about sound waves and how this bla bla bla .... of course I was only like, 9 and didn't have a clue what he was on about. This is actually pretty cool though.

    Mmmm, time go download some Ren & Stimpy.

  8. Mmm, this is sad... on Govt Says: Internet Is Popular · · Score: 1

    Do you think they've realised that 'Tv' (Television) and the 'car' are also popular, maybe someone should tell them. What a bunch of twats.

  9. Re:Not to flamebait... but... THANK GOD!!! on 007 Dis(Gold)members Austin Powers · · Score: 1

    What?! Your reading slashdot so I'm assuming you're a geek. You're a geek and you don't drive fast cars, have laser watches and get all the hot chicks? Man, where did you go wrong? You must still be using Windoze or something.

  10. Re:Adult? on 007 Dis(Gold)members Austin Powers · · Score: 1

    Yeh I know, my friends and I (15 year old spotty geeks) have great fun pointing out that porn film companies are getting their 'adults' and 'adolescents' mixed up. Muwahahaha. But still, masturbation is great no matter how old you are.

  11. GeForce 4? on Dual 1Ghz G4 PowerMac With Extra Yummy · · Score: 1

    Wow, don't get me wrong this machine looks shit hot but from many a dodgily translated german websites I figured that the GeForce 4 needed the new (not built yet?) AGP 8x or PRO to utilise all of its capabilities? Am I wrong? I'm confused now.

    In reply to post 61 or there abouts - Imagine a beowolf cluster of these.

    Mmmmm, looks better than that pissy desk lamp anyway.

  12. Re:So what does it mean... on Linuxwatch Budget System of 2001 · · Score: 1

    Oh god, I love Linux. On one of my comps at home (300 Mhz K6-2), with ONE user running on windows, its like 'oooohhh w0000t!!! uptime of 3 MINUTES yeeeehaaaaaaawwwwwww'

    With linux its like on and on and on ... its not the hardware, its very much the software.

  13. Re:Hmm on When Spammers Try To Sue You · · Score: 1

    Webmaster? If Shiffman has anything to do with wouldn't it be 'Assmaster'?

  14. Re:A wonderful idea... on Chicago Proposes MAN (Metropolitan Area Network) · · Score: 1

    surely, if you're over the legal age to view 'adult' content then age checks shouldn't be a problem ;0) ? cough, I'm glad I'm not in chicago, my porn's free, fast and un raped by internet raping progs.

  15. out of date? on Chicago Proposes MAN (Metropolitan Area Network) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problem with these 'Over a period of x years' projects is that by the time everyone has it, there'll be another 'next big thing' or people will be needing more bandwidth for hungry apps. 10 years ago, I was on like, 14.4kbps. If they installed some sort of hypothetical 14.4kbps dedicated line to everyone's home then it'd be sorely out of date by now. If they just did it within, say, a year or 2 but 10? Any reply on this would be good.

  16. Re:Penis? on Putting An Observatory On The Moon's 'Dark' Side · · Score: -1, Troll

    You stupid fuck when I find you I'm gonna take my 21 inch monitor and smack it into your face and then see if you'd still like to suck my dick. I hope you go to hell and fuck yourself.

  17. seize the moment! on Japanese Scientists Create Artificial Eyeballs · · Score: 1

    Theres never been a better time to create a low-grade voyeuristic pr0n site! Gotta go get me some 'bawls.

  18. Re:obligatory comment ... on Intel Looks to Billion-Transistor Processors · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmmmmmmm, Beowolf cl...

  19. obligatory comment ... on Intel Looks to Billion-Transistor Processors · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean faster pr0n?!