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  1. Re:Explosion. on Why Are There So Few Honeycomb Apps? · · Score: 1

    Who expected this explosion and why?

    By and large, the same people who touted 2003 as the year of the Linux desktop. (Or somewhere above, the person who said that other than the OS and the apps, his Samsung Tab was the same as an iPad.)

  2. Re:Litigious bastards on Lawsuit Claims LegalZoom Is Practicing Law Without a License · · Score: 1

    The Emperor probably thought he was acting in the best interests of the galaxy as well. It doesn't make it so.

  3. Re:Sauce for the goose on Supreme Court To Weigh In On Warrantless GPS Tracking · · Score: 1

    If it's not an unreasonable search to attach a tracker to someones car, does that mean ordinary citizens can do it too?

    I can think of nine people in DC you should try it on.

  4. Re:What a difference an 'F' makes. on Google Pulls Paid Apps From Taiwanese Android Market · · Score: 1

    Sentences are not to begin with words such as 'but', 'and', 'or', or 'because', as they are conjunctions linking ideas. Your sentence would have been fine had it begun thusly: "Other than that,...". Yes, you also missed a comma after "that".

    But for your errors, your comment was mildly interesting.

  5. Re:User's fault for not reading app description on Google Pulls Paid Apps From Taiwanese Android Market · · Score: 1

    >

    I don't mind constructive criticism.

    You must be new here.

  6. Re:They will make a fortune on France To Invest One Billion Euros In Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    Yup, Germany is going to be at the mercy of either France (nuclear) or Russia (gas).

    As long as it isn't both at the same time, history shows that Germany should do ok.

  7. Re:In my day... on Nailing the Cause of Recent Linux Power Issues · · Score: 1

    I see you children haven't figured out the butterfly yet. First step: bang the rocks together guys.

  8. Re:Most insecure ebanking ever. on Citi Hackers Got Away With $2.7 Million · · Score: 1

    Developer skills were never part of the equation.

    They never are on Slashdot, where all programmers are brilliant, handsome, and competent.

    Slashdot HQ is in Lake Woebegone?

  9. Re:They're selling convenience on Black Market Database Access To Scholarly Journals · · Score: 1

    But if I'm at home and 2 buddies call me up asking me if I want them to pick up some beer for me, one buddy at the gas station and one at the grocery store, I'm gonna tell the buddy at the grocery store to get my beer. Because the convenience store isn't. I have a better option.

    That's where you went wrong. You should be asking the buddy who will buy better beer.

  10. Re:Well that does it. on Flood Berm Collapses At Nebraska Nuclear Plant · · Score: 2

    I'm not joking. And don't call me Shirley.

  11. Re:Done? on LulzSec Announces That It Is Done · · Score: 1

    Nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition.

  12. Re:Good on LulzSec Announces That It Is Done · · Score: 1

    They are part of the problem. You may be familiar with the Christian Bible and it's statement that "God" dislikes lukewarm people... Similar concept. Pick a side.

    I'm Buddhist you insensitive clod and I choose the Middle Way!

    *Squish* like grape.

  13. Re:Cowards on LulzSec Announces That It Is Done · · Score: 0

    Yeah, Americans are always so proud of their prison system.

    Only by those who know absolutely nothing about it. Or who don't realize how perilously close they come to enjoying a stay there for essentially no reason.

  14. Re:NASA owns all the moon dust. on Moon Dust Back In NASA's Hands · · Score: 1

    Nope. This was dust on tape. In Kansas, dust is in the wind.

  15. Re:Typical! on Dutch Legislature Accidentally Votes For Internet Filtering · · Score: 1

    What do you expect from a nation of clog wearing dike tenders!

    Rule 34 should apply here.

  16. Ahh, EVEOnline on City of Heroes Moving To Hybrid Payment Model · · Score: 2

    All the excitement and action of manipulating a large spreadsheet.

    At least the Crimson Permanent Assurance got to carry swords.

  17. Re:Restore from backup? on FBI Seizes Servers In Virginia · · Score: 2

    I've been around long enough to have had a UID on that system :p

    This shouldn't be much different than "a hellmouth opened up under the datacentre and swallowed it" or "the tsunami washed it out to sea" or "a stray SCUD hit the building". While ridiculous, it would seem that a visit by the FBI is about as catastrophic as some naturally occurring events that one might want to plan for. I'm not in disaster recovery, so I dunno.

    I'm also curious how dodgy the customer was and if the service provider knew. (IOW, did the Feds bust an online pharmacy that was known about?)

  18. Re:Restore from backup? on FBI Seizes Servers In Virginia · · Score: 2

    Restore to what? From what I've read DigitalOne's a co-lo customer and the FBI's taken all their physical hardware.

    That's where you went wrong: you read the article. I didn't bother.

  19. Re:New year of the linux desktop? on Is the Rise of Wearable Electronics Finally Here? · · Score: 1

    Better: Year of the Linux HalterTop

    Worse: ... for guys

    Worse: ... for Stallman.

  20. Restore from backup? on FBI Seizes Servers In Virginia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Couldn't they restore their customers' sites from backup?

  21. Re:Best Buy + iTunes? on Best Buy Releases Their Own Music Cloud · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer a giant douche.

    My friend, allow me to introduce you to iCloud.

    The iCloud has water AND vinegar rain!

  22. Re:Best Buy + iTunes? on Best Buy Releases Their Own Music Cloud · · Score: 2

    Same place you register to vote, I'd guess.

    But I don't want the shit sandwich that Best Buy is offering. I'd prefer a giant douche.

  23. Re:What motivation would apple have? on Might iCloud Be a Musical Honeypot? · · Score: 1

    Sony Music, you subpoenaed our users? Fine, we aren't streaming your tunes to our users any longer. They'll only hear the insipid pop put out by your competitors unless they want to jump through hoops.

  24. Re:What motivation would apple have? on Might iCloud Be a Musical Honeypot? · · Score: 1

    Yay, remastered with extra loudness. Sign me up! (TBH, there are a few engineers here and there who understand and avoid the problem as much as the label allows).

    That said, Apple has repeatedly said that iTMS, AppStore, and OSX are merely differentiators of their hardware/systems. While they of course want to monetize those streams as much as possible, the goal is to sell more iPods, iPhones, and iMacs, not more Lady Gaga singles. You would have to buy a helluva lot of music for Apple to get the same profit from music sales as from an iPod. Just look at the margins.

  25. Re:Prizes for everyone on Give The Onion a Pulitzer Campaign Gaining Steam · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, he already murdered more people in other countries than Bush did in his two terms.

    [Citation needed]