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Lawsuit Claims LegalZoom Is Practicing Law Without a License

Bob the Super Hamste writes "Fortune has an interesting piece about a federal class action law suit against LegalZoom claiming that its software is illegally practicing law without a license. The law suit seeks to recover money from LegalZoom for every resident in Missouri who has used LegalZoom regardless of how satisfied the users were of the service. Currently Missouri law states that an individual who paid money to a non lawyer for legal services is entitled to sue the provider for 3 times the amount paid."

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  1. Yay! by mholve · · Score: 0

    Even MORE frivolous lawsuits ensue!

    1. Re:Yay! by magarity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No kidding - the twits filing the suit admits they weren't harmed by the service and just wants to reclaim their fees x3. This definitely qualifies as a top ten all time frivolous class action suit.

    2. Re:Yay! by hedwards · · Score: 2

      I disagree with that, they got lucky that they weren't harmed by it. They were still defrauded, assuming that LegalZoom did as alleged.

    3. Re:Yay! by Dunbal · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Good thing that practicing law without a brain is still allowed.

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    4. Re:Yay! by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So... does this mean they can sue every publisher of a legal advice book?

      Like Nolo Press, home will kit sellers, "Incorporating for Dummies," etc?

      I've read that in other countries the legal language is nowhere near as obscure and cryptic, that that is unusual to the US, and designed as a deliberate obfuscation by lawyers so as to make it REQUIRE a lawyer to do anything.

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    5. Re:Yay! by beckerist · · Score: 2

      Great point. Does WebMD really have their license to practice medicine? How about FreeCreditReport having having a CPA license? For that matter...is Wikipedia legal in Missouri? All of these sites are available to help, at the users discretion. None of them guarantee accuracy though all of them are regulated to a point where their usefulness outweighs their potential inaccuracies. If you don't like it, hire a real lawyer/doctor/accountant/nerd.

    6. Re:Yay! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No kidding - the twits filing the suit admits they weren't harmed by the service and just wants to reclaim their fees x3. This definitely qualifies as a top ten all time frivolous class action suit.

      Actually I'd guess it's more a move by lawyers in Missouri to drive LZ out of the state by making it to expensive to do business there. For many attorneys, simple legal documents are there bread and butter and if people start using low-cost DIY sites the attorneys stand to lose money or will be forced to lower prices.

      Attorneys have been good at fighting any move to introduce competition - years ago they fought over advertising and even now limit what can be said. They created the idea that law school, instead of the old apprentice system where you read the law under an experienced attorney, was needed to be admitted to the bar (although some states still allow you to take the bar without going to law school under certain circumstances).

      Of course, what they are doing is not unique to the legal profession. I just wish engineers had been clever enough to figure out a way to do the same thing so that "Engineer" could only be used by a "real" engineer. Yes, there are P.E.s but in most engineering jobs a P.E. is just a fancy title, not a job requirement.

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    7. Re:Yay! by sarysa · · Score: 1

      Frivolous, maybe...but definitely not trivial, and ABSOLUTELY not ignorable. Industries often resort to the legal system to protect themselves from overcrowding or obsolescence. Try starting a cab company in New York for instance...most people can't, and those who can will take decades to make back the seed money.

      This is clearly lawyers trying protect their industry via the state legal system, and they may win...in which case LegalZoom may give Missouri the finger and bar Missourans from using the site, while Missouri's legal profession is protected. Once that happens, many other states (whose legislatures and federal elected officials are slanted heavily toward the legal profession) will follow suit and/or tweak their laws to push out sites like LegalZoom. End result: We all go back to spending $200/hr for everyday legal needs.

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    8. Re:Yay! by magarity · · Score: 1

      I disagree with that, they got lucky that they weren't harmed by it. They were still defrauded, assuming that LegalZoom did as alleged.

      Look, the only people being harmed in Missouri by Legalzoom are the lawyers who can't charge $200/hr (or whatever the rate is) to make a basic will or incorporation filing. I wouldn't be surprised if these defendants who weren't harmed are either lawyers themselves who want LZ to not to business in the state or they're stooges for said lawyers.

    9. Re:Yay! by GooberToo · · Score: 2

      You mean they were lucky they were not harmed from advice received indirectly by an attorney? Hate to tell you this, but if this is illegal, so is most of the legal profession (as tons of legal advice is issued under "guidance of an attorney", which exactly what you get with the service). Additionally, I would be absolutely amazed if there isn't a disclaimer which basically states, if in doubt, contact an attorney. This service is not a replacement for an attorney. Typically these services double as a referral service. Not exactly surprising.

      So basically, if you were injured, its extremely likely its because you're a complete fucking idiot too stupid to realize you shouldn't play in the highway.

      Completely fucking frivolous. I hope this guy, and his lawyer, gets thrown under the bus and made an extreme example.

    10. Re:Yay! by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      Of course, what they are doing is not unique to the legal profession. I just wish engineers had been clever enough to figure out a way to do the same thing so that "Engineer" could only be used by a "real" engineer. Yes, there are P.E.s but in most engineering jobs a P.E. is just a fancy title, not a job requirement.

      Canada guards the title engineer. You can't use "engineer" unless you're a P.Eng and you can't be a P.Eng unless you have a degree. Graduates from diploma mills are allowed to use the title "technician".

    11. Re:Yay! by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Certain types of engineers are restricted titles (Civil Engineer for one). These "protected" titles require licensing from the state as you are taking on legal liability and responsibility for your work. Architects and Doctors fall into this same category.

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    12. Re:Yay! by __aagbwg300 · · Score: 1

      If WebMD gave you a scalpel, they'd probably need a license. If FreeCreditReport audited your books for you, then they'd need to get a CPA. If anything, LegalZoom is more like H & R Block - if you have a straightforward problem, it's fine. However, if you make a mistake on your LZ document or your H & R Block tax return, you are the one on the hook - criminally or civilly- not the provider. Despite the common conception, these providers do not give you legal (accounting | medical) advice. "Legal advice," like "medical advice" means "In my professional judgment, you should do X, Y, and Z. If I have been negligent or reckless you can sue me for malpractice." In contrast, the magical docu-tron takes a few input variables, consults a database of canned responses and says "Most people will need to do A, B, and C." In this case, it is hard to tell if LegalZoom has been billing itself as an on-line legal alternative. If they are, they might be on the hook for unlicensed practice of law.

    13. Re:Yay! by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      How were they defrauded? Did LegalZoom not do what they said it did?

    14. Re:Yay! by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Some states in the US do as well.

    15. Re:Yay! by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

      LegalZoom advertises a great deal on talk radio, where I am, and all the advertisements I've heard from them have made it very, very clear that they specifically are not lawyers. They do not represent an individual in any cause, they do not provide counsel, and strictly speaking, they do not provide legal advice. All they do is write legal documents, which the client must ratify elsewhere. I would compare this service to a draftsman drawing his own plans independently, then providing them to a client with the understanding that the client must find an architect to sign them, before putting them to use. I can't imagine that this law suit will bear fruit for the claimant.

    16. Re:Yay! by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      years ago they fought over advertising and even now limit what can be said

      Keep in mind that fight was not just about competition. Many good lawyers were mad at being seen in a bad light by the endless commercials for 'the strong arm' or whatever those late night clowns like to call themselves. The end result was that advertising is fine, but don't make a mockery of the profession while doing it.

    17. Re:Yay! by black+soap · · Score: 1

      Many states say you can't sell your services (claim to be an engineer) or put "engineer" or related words in the name of your business unless you are a licensed engineer. Your employer can give you a title of engineer, but that is basically internal and meaningless. "Professional Engineer" is a regulated term. See your state board for details. If you feel someone is misappropriating the term, you should report it - they may be subject to criminal charges, similar to someone pretending to be a lawyer.

    18. Re:Yay! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Many states say you can't sell your services (claim to be an engineer) or put "engineer" or related words in the name of your business unless you are a licensed engineer. Your employer can give you a title of engineer, but that is basically internal and meaningless.

      And that's the issue - "engineer" is an essentially meaningless term from a professional standpoint.

      "Professional Engineer" is a regulated term. See your state board for details. If you feel someone is misappropriating the term, you should report it - they may be subject to criminal charges, similar to someone pretending to be a lawyer.

      True - but very few engineering jobs require a PE - and even then the PE often only has to sign off on work, not do the work. If the engineering profession had made having a PE a requirement to practice engineering salaries would be higher due to restricted supply. It would also limit firms from being able to import labor or export work because of the requirement for a PE.

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    19. Re:Yay! by presidenteloco · · Score: 0

      As a comp sci M.Sc. Canadian software engineer, yeah, even software architect should the mood strike, I resemble that remark!

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    20. Re:Yay! by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      They created the idea that law school, instead of the old apprentice system where you read the law under an experienced attorney, was needed to be admitted to the bar (although some states still allow you to take the bar without going to law school under certain circumstances).

      Last I read, only Washington state allows one to take the bar without attending law school. Yet you still have to operate as a paid clerk for a lawyer for 4-ish years under a lawyer... well, I guess it's just like the old apprentice system... The only other state that is close is Arizona, which has provisions for non-lawyers to do various tasks that only lawyers can do in other states.

      Oddly, when government rules in the US started saying that they were going to pay everyone based on the level of degree that they have, suddenly law schools started issuing Juris Doctor (Doctorates) instead of a trade degree. As such, it's the only academic program that awards a Doctorate before awarding a Master's.

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    21. Re:Yay! by black+soap · · Score: 1

      I can hire someone and give them the title "vice-admiral" within the company, but that does not mean anything. Many things do not require an actual engineer's stamp on them, but it is the company's loss if the design is bad. Certain projects do require being sealed, and when an Engineer signs it he is taking responsibility for the design. Please refer to your own state's licensing board for more information.

    22. Re:Yay! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      I can hire someone and give them the title "vice-admiral" within the company, but that does not mean anything. Many things do not require an actual engineer's stamp on them, but it is the company's loss if the design is bad. Certain projects do require being sealed, and when an Engineer signs it he is taking responsibility for the design. Please refer to your own state's licensing board for more information.

      I'm not sure what your point is other than to reinforce my statement that the engineering professions failure to require licensing in order to market your self as an engineer or provide engineering services results in more competition and leads to lower wages. Sure, a handful of engineering work requires a stamp but that is a very limited subset of what is considered "engineering."

      I guess licensing matters if your a civil - where all you need to know is "Poop floats. Concrete must be reinforced. You can't push rope." and have a license to practice.

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    23. Re:Yay! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Last I read, only Washington state allows one to take the bar without attending law school. Yet you still have to operate as a paid clerk for a lawyer for 4-ish years under a lawyer... well, I guess it's just like the old apprentice system... The only other state that is close is Arizona, which has provisions for non-lawyers to do various tasks that only lawyers can do in other states.

      Unless its changed, California, Vermont, Virginia, Maine, and New York all had ways to be admitted without a law degree - primarily through a combination of study under a lawyer and at a law school.

      Oddly, when government rules in the US started saying that they were going to pay everyone based on the level of degree that they have, suddenly law schools started issuing Juris Doctor (Doctorates) instead of a trade degree. As such, it's the only academic program that awards a Doctorate before awarding a Master's.

      Well, I would think MDs, DOs, Pharmacists (amongst others) would disagree - I'm surprised MBA's haven't decided to become DBAs instead as well.

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    24. Re:Yay! by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Unless its changed, California, Vermont, Virginia, Maine, and New York all had ways to be admitted without a law degree - primarily through a combination of study under a lawyer and at a law school.

      Oh nifty, I actually didn't know about them. Although it appears New York requires at least a year of law school, and Maine requires 2/3 of a law degree completion. So, they're in my "iffy" pile. So, we have: California, Vermont, Virginia, and Washington that don't require law school...

      Of course, good luck finding a lawyer willing to apprentice you. :(

      Oddly, when government rules in the US started saying that they were going to pay everyone based on the level of degree that they have, suddenly law schools started issuing Juris Doctor (Doctorates) instead of a trade degree. As such, it's the only academic program that awards a Doctorate before awarding a Master's.

      Well, I would think MDs, DOs, Pharmacists (amongst others) would disagree - I'm surprised MBA's haven't decided to become DBAs instead as well.

      MDs, DOs, and Pharmacists don't have Masters programs after their main degree do they? I looked up PharmD, and apparently there are post-grad specialty degrees but those aren't a masters program, as for MDs and DOs, it appears that they can take parallel courses for research... but it still seems like the only Masters programs that require a doctorate-level degree for entry are LL.M. programs.

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    25. Re:Yay! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      MDs, DOs, and Pharmacists don't have Masters programs after their main degree do they? I looked up PharmD, and apparently there are post-grad specialty degrees but those aren't a masters program, as for MDs and DOs, it appears that they can take parallel courses for research... but it still seems like the only Masters programs that require a doctorate-level degree for entry are LL.M. programs.

      Ah, I misunderstood you to mean that JD was the only undergrad to doctorate degree path; not that a JD was a requirement for a LL.M. I stand corrected.

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    26. Re:Yay! by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Ah, I misunderstood you to mean that JD was the only undergrad to doctorate degree path; not that a JD was a requirement for a LL.M. I stand corrected.

      I find your knowledge and accuracy to be refreshing. :) Thank you!

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  2. Who wins.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And who wins here????? You guessed it, the LAWYERS!!!!

    1. Re:Who wins.......... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And who wins here????? You guessed it, the LAWYERS!!!!

      More than any other profession, those who practice law have the ability and influence to assure their lack of competition from computer aplications.

      You could write a program to scour a database of every legal decision, even include some fuzzy logic to handle grey areas - at the very least to bring them to your attention, and above all put it on plain english, not that "Lawyer Speak" you see on legal documents (which I'm quite positive are there to baffle and bamboozle the general public) and you would be driven into the dirt for having the audacity to do it.

      Lawyers have in the past decried software legal aids as providing customers with less than the best service possible (thus preserving their positions), but as we see computer chess games surpass even the best human opponents you can well assume a computer could do far more research and connect far more dots than the finest legal mind ever could, in mere seconds.

      The day will come when they won't have a leg to stand on, but as Science Fiction has often charged humanity will discriminate against cyber-persons, you can see the Legal Community are at the forefront.

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    2. Re:Who wins.......... by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Amen, brother! (in the secular sense)

      This case is yet another example why yet another sector of the economy can't adapt to new realities and increase its efficiency.

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    3. Re:Who wins.......... by N0Man74 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget Jeopardy, let's get a computer to pass the bar exam. ;-) As long as we don't program in self-interest too..

      "April 19, 2015 ... at 8:11 PM ... Lawnet became self aware, starting a chain of events that led to an intense legal battle between man and machine."

    4. Re:Who wins.......... by what2123 · · Score: 2

      Subsequent it ruled that all software patents were inherently invalid based on the true meaning of innovation and not common sense. It also laughed at the Disney Law creating the first true emotion ever by an AI being.

    5. Re:Who wins.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "You could write a program to scour a database of every legal decision, even include some fuzzy logic to handle grey areas - at the very least to bring them to your attention, and above all put it on plain english, not that "Lawyer Speak" you see on legal documents (which I'm quite positive are there to baffle and bamboozle the general public) and you would be driven into the dirt for having the audacity to do it."

      No; you'd be driven into dirt for having the audacity to think you were qualified to so such a thing without either being a lawyer or operating along with the approval of a lawyer. It's a nice thought that you could write a program to put the law into "plain english," but based on the words you are using it appears you do not know what you are talking about.

      "but as we see computer chess games surpass even the best human opponents you can well assume a computer could do far more research and connect far more dots than the finest legal mind ever could, in mere seconds."

      You, sir, have no business talking about the law or chess if you are going to equate the law to chess.

    6. Re:Who wins.......... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lawyers have in the past decried software legal aids as providing customers with less than the best service possible (thus preserving their positions), but as we see computer chess games surpass even the best human opponents you can well assume a computer could do far more research and connect far more dots than the finest legal mind ever could, in mere seconds.

      The same day you can point a computer to wikipedia and have Lt. Cmdr. Data. And no, Watson doesn't come close. Sure you can throw together some keyword software but to actually parse and understand what a legal text really is about, apply it to your case and give you something like a legal argument would take far more strong AI than what's available.

      Chess is in many ways ridiculously simple, the positions are finite, the rules absolute. But your legal case is not exactly like any other legal case and good luck trying to map all the rules like "the right to free speech" but it actually means drawings too and it doesn't mean shouting fire in a crowded theater. Without a huge number of abstract concepts beyond what's in the text itself you'll get nowhere.

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    7. Re:Who wins.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. WATSON, Esquire...

    8. Re:Who wins.......... by Nemesisghost · · Score: 2

      While I agree, the situation here with LegalZoom is almost exactly like chess. It doesn't try to give you legal advice, only it generates a legal document for you to use. What is allowed is fairly limited and there are absolutely no edge conditions. I see it more as going to McDonalds than having a personal chef. Yes, the personal chef will make me better meals, more tailored to my needs & desires. But McDonalds will be cheaper and probably faster.

    9. Re:Who wins.......... by presidenteloco · · Score: 2

      "You, sir, have no business talking about the law or chess if you are going to equate the law to chess."

      You are absolutely right. Law is much more analogous to "So You Think You Can Dance...?"

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    10. Re:Who wins.......... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      When America declared independence from Great Britain, you didn't actually think the concept of Lordship went by the wayside did you? Lawyers are modern day Lords. Or as close as it comes to it anyways.

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    11. Re:Who wins.......... by jd2112 · · Score: 2

      And who wins here????? You guessed it, the LAWYERS!!!!

      A lawyer is someone you hire to protect you from others in the same profession. The only other profession I can think of like that is extortionist.

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    12. Re:Who wins.......... by dintech · · Score: 1

      I am not a lawyer.

      Such technology already exists to a certain extent. Historically doing the research for a case would involve teams of junior lawyers reading through libraries of previous cases. Now all of that information is digitized and searching for relevant stuff is much quicker.

      It's not a stretch of the imagination to see that eventually such software will be able to reason about the data found.

      You are right however in that it wouldn't exits outside the control of the legal profession. Only those guys would get to be the 'bot herder' so to speak.

    13. Re:Who wins.......... by redkcir · · Score: 1

      Which is why I have always maintained that lawyers and former lawyers should be forbidden to run for office.

    14. Re:Who wins.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This case is yet another example why yet another sector of the economy can't adapt to new realities and increase its efficiency.

      It's such a shame too. Some of those lawyers could have a bright future in biofuel.

    15. Re:Who wins.......... by vitriolum · · Score: 1

      More than any other profession, those who practice law have the ability and influence to assure their lack of competition from computer aplications.

      I agree with your post for the most part, but I'd argue that computer programmers have more ability to assure their lack of competition from computer applications than lawyers. Creating software to mine data and analyze it is one thing. Creating software to create software to mine data and analyze it is another.

      I don't imagine software will replace lawyers in the courtroom any time soon, if ever. But, the grunt work like document review is already being done by software instead of high-hourly-rate lawyers. I thought this was covered here, but can't find it. The NY Times covered it with the headline Armies of Expensive Lawyers, Replaced by Cheaper Software

    16. Re:Who wins.......... by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      I think Xerox Litigation Services would disagree with you. They may not translate from legalese to Common American English, but their services certainly qualify for the "electronically scouring a database of legal decisions and report back related cases" part.

    17. Re:Who wins.......... by westlake · · Score: 1

      and above all put it on plain english, not that "Lawyer Speak" you see on legal documents (which I'm quite positive are there to baffle and bamboozle the general public)

      Legal documents can have an extraordinarily long life.

      "Plain English" is deceptively easy to write. The problem is that sixty or seventy-five years down the road it may not be all that easy to read.

    18. Re:Who wins.......... by SeximusMaximus · · Score: 1

      Except people DO treat it like legal advice - and it gives the impression that any will or trust it generates is legally sound. The problem here lies that people who do really on these programs will not have their actual wishes carried out because the software didn't intake properly, or failed to account for X scenario. I don't beleive the best course of action for the profession is to sue on unauthorized practice statutes, but more should be done to protect the public from these types of operations.

    19. Re:Who wins.......... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Lawyers have in the past decried software legal aids as providing customers with less than the best service possible (thus preserving their positions), but as we see computer chess games surpass even the best human opponents you can well assume a computer could do far more research and connect far more dots than the finest legal mind ever could, in mere seconds.

      The same day you can point a computer to wikipedia and have Lt. Cmdr. Data. And no, Watson doesn't come close. Sure you can throw together some keyword software but to actually parse and understand what a legal text really is about, apply it to your case and give you something like a legal argument would take far more strong AI than what's available.

      Chess is in many ways ridiculously simple, the positions are finite, the rules absolute. But your legal case is not exactly like any other legal case and good luck trying to map all the rules like "the right to free speech" but it actually means drawings too and it doesn't mean shouting fire in a crowded theater. Without a huge number of abstract concepts beyond what's in the text itself you'll get nowhere.

      The comparison to Chess is to a decision making algorithm capable of sifting through possibly billions of possible iterative paths to pursue, arriving at a few plausible, ranking them according to desired strategy and executing a move -- while practicing law is more often sifting through precedents, looking for those which are relevant, ranking them and making them available.

      The abstract part of law comes into play where something is said to be "In the spirit of the law" versus within the technical nature of the law. Laws, particularly those which appear to have loopholes, work on the technical nature of a law, like a piece of code which doesn't have a catch-all "else", i.e. If (i0) do_that(), but i==0 drops through.

      The spirit of the law is more interested in Precedent, i.e. "In 2003, Smith vs. Ohio the court decided if (i==0) do_this() was closer to what the spec called for." Technical aspect would be more like, as i==0 is unaccounted for all actions where i==0 are undefined and therefore not covered under the law.

      The 2nd amendment is a great example of the battle over Spirit of the Law and Technical Aspect. Ask someone who understands precisely what it says, based upon punctuation or lack of and you'll have a clear definition. Yet it continues to be a most contentious collection of words, around which one of the largest lobbying groups in the country pays the greatest attention to any attempt to interpret another way than their very fixed view. (I'm certain Thomas Jefferson would be aghast at how that played out, particularly with weapons technology as it exists today, but I digress.) You probably can't get all the members of the SCOTUS to agree what it actually means and doesn't mean. So much for lawyers, eh?

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    20. Re:Who wins.......... by Javagator · · Score: 1
      Lawyers have in the past decried software legal aids as providing customers with less than the best service possible

      How many of those standard legal forms are filled out by the lawyer's secretary instead of the lawyer? I bet around 90%.

    21. Re:Who wins.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and above all put it on plain english, not that "Lawyer Speak" you see on legal documents (which I'm quite positive are there to baffle and bamboozle the general public)

      What I find most ironic is that people on this site who decry what they consider to be deliberately obfuscating "lawyer speak" will then start praising coding language X/Y/Z as being incredibly easy to understand.

      Maybe if all our laws were written in some form of programming code the computer savvy would be able to understand it easily, but to a large portion of the population, that would make it even *less* understandable. Yeah, sure, maybe legalese needs to be have a simplified copy that just gives an overview like the abstract on a scientific paper, but hey. Imagine if every coder had to go line by line in their code and translate that into vanilla English. That's a little bit excessive.

    22. Re:Who wins.......... by snowgirl · · Score: 2

      ... and good luck trying to map all the rules like "the right to free speech" but it actually means drawings too and it doesn't mean shouting fire in a crowded theater.

      Actually, this is precisely why computers can't get this right, because most people can't get it right. Brandenburg v. Ohio (1969) ruled that shouting fire in a crowded theater was less than the bar required to make speech illegal, and moved the bar to incitement of "imminent lawless action".

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    23. Re:Who wins.......... by daemonalexoiu · · Score: 1

      Actually this doesn't mean law is impossible to map into a computer system, just that the work to do it would be next to impossible to undertake. "Spirit of the law" is exactly what? A desired goal but impropertly worded. Once you assign granularity to concepts you can map things. Who does more damage, a lady stealing some products off the market's shelves or a crook laundering money? Who does more damage, a kid coming to school with a shotgun or a kid with two pistols? Putting concepts into computers means that they NEED to be precise. One reason why lawyers are not happy with computer systems - they bring clarity in a field where speaking legalese is actually a feature, not a bug.

    24. Re:Who wins.......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to defend lawyers and class action suites, but law isn't just about reapplying previous legal decisions. That only gets you to "you may or may not have a chance".

    25. Re:Who wins.......... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Blockquoth the poster":

      You could write a program to scour a database of every legal decision, even include some fuzzy logic to handle grey areas - at the very least to bring them to your attention, and above all put it on plain english, not that "Lawyer Speak" you see on legal documents (which I'm quite positive are there to baffle and bamboozle the general public) and you would be driven into the dirt for having the audacity to do it.

      lollerskates. I guess you've never heard of WestLaw or LexisNexis? You know, the $5-$10/minute search services that - surprise! - use fuzzy logic to handle grey areas, and then have short headnotes written by attorneys (not computers. Impossible.)? Computer fuzzy logic isn't going to get it because it's not all logic. It's not all laws. The only law that matters? The strongest man in the area can kill you. Dead. He's hired people in funny robes and told them that they can order you killed dead. These are human decisions about human rules and we humans know everyone makes mistakes. Especially the ones on the wrong side of the bell curve, but they deserve justice just the same. These "cyber-persons" don't exist and wouldn't be covered by most law anyway, "natural" person and all.

      "Legalese" is frowned upon but sometimes is needed for clarity and efficiency. When the judge has 15 minutes to rule on a case, is he going to want long, drawn out prose that a 6th grader could read, or two dense, succinct pages?

      Next time you have a complex legal issue, I invite you to A. handle it yourself, and B. use LegalZoom. See how long you can hack it before you have to quit your job and family in order to keep up with it.

    26. Re:Who wins.......... by Geminii · · Score: 1

      IT security expert, although admittedly those they're protecting from don't tend to identify themselves as being in the profession, exactly.

      Politician? Advertiser? Image consultant? Marketer?

  3. So much for their "guarantees" by sethstorm · · Score: 2

    Their documents might hold up in court, but their company may not.

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    1. Re:So much for their "guarantees" by poetmatt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      not quite, whether you are referring to legalzoom or the company suing them.

      in irony, suing legalzoom and referencing them on slashdot is probably providing them quite the boom in business.

    2. Re:So much for their "guarantees" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An especially large boom in business, considering that if the lawsuit goes through and sets a precedent, you could get back 3x what you paid them. It's the investment opportunity of a lifetime. Spend $1,000 on legal documents, get $3,000 back from the company that sold you the documents, AND you get to keep the documents.

      DISCLAIMER: I am not giving out legal or fiscal advice. More likely than not, they will file for bankruptcy and you won't get a dime back.

    3. Re:So much for their "guarantees" by flitty · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who works at the IRS cleaning up business filings, calling businesses when they have incorrect information or missing information on their filings. He was complaining just last week that probably half of his calls are made to businesses who use LegalZoom and other similar online services. He was saying that these companies should be shut down for false advertising and misleading customers to what service they are really providing.

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    4. Re:So much for their "guarantees" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the plaintiff in this lawsuit draw up their documents using Legal Zoom?

      If they win, they get the judgment; if they lose they collect on the guarantee.

  4. What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you call a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff?

    A comedy.

    What if there's an empty seat?

    A tragedy!

    1. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

      Q: How do you save a lawyer from drowning?

      A: Take your foot off his head.

      Q: What do you have if there's a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

      A: Not nearly enough sand.

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    2. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

      It sounds as as if you folks believe lawyers to be unscrupulous individuals whose sole motivation is the extraction of money from others with no regards for propriety.

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    3. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by spasm · · Score: 1

      What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A bloody good start.

    4. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Q: What is 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
      A: A good start.

      Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
      A: 1, if you slice him real thin

      A lawyer, a doctor, and an accountant are in a life raft after their cruiser sank. They are being circled by sharks, and the food, water, and radio are in the other life raft, 50 yards away. They argue for a while and finally the lawyer says "this is just stupid" and jumps into the water, swims over to the other raft. He gets the radio, some food and water and swims back. The other 2 look at him and say " how????" The lawyer says "Professional courtesy"

    5. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 2

      What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

      One's a bottom sucking scum dweller and the other is a fish.

    6. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by sleepypedro · · Score: 1

      Henderson!

    7. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by s73v3r · · Score: 3, Funny

      A woman goes to her gynecologist for her regular exam. While there, the doctor asks if she has any questions, or has been experiencing anything unusual.

      "Well doctor, my husband has been asking more and more for anal sex. But I'm just not sure if it's safe."

      The doctor starts telling her that this is perfectly fine, and done correctly, anal sex can be pain free and enjoyable. "Just make sure he uses a condom when you do it, to help prevent pregnancy," he said.

      "Pregnancy?" she asked, confused. "I didn't think you could get pregnant from anal sex."

      "Of course," he stated. "Where do you think lawyers come from?"

    8. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by the_bard17 · · Score: 2

      No, there are a few good lawyers out there. It's other 99% that give them a bad name.

    9. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah..pretty much.

    10. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that sounds like a bunch of fancy lawyer words. But, yep.

    11. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

      It is "The Law (that) is an ass. But it is the individuals that make her so. Shifting responsibility from peoples actions (lawyers) to abstract philosophies (the law) is disingenuous. We have no choice but to despise the lawyers. In this case they are the bringers of evil. "The law is a ass -- a idiot. If that's the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is, that his eye may be opened by experience -- by experience."

    12. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      That one made me laugh hard ! Thanks.

    13. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Please stop the lawyer bashing. These are special cases. 90% of the lawyers are giving the other 10% a bad name.

    14. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly. We think the same of bankers too.

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    15. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      " I hate dangling quotes.

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    16. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Doghouse+Riley · · Score: 1
      You've heard of course that the NIH is considering recommending using lawyers rather than laboratory rats as subjects in future medical/behavioral testing. There are three reasons for this:

      1 - There are now more surplus lawyers in the USA than lab rats
      2 - Some of the lab personnel were becoming too emotionally attached to the rats, and
      3 - There are some things a rat just won't do.

    17. Re:What's a bus full of lawyers going off a cliff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find this joke offensive. Why did you have to sully the good name of anal sex by implying an association with lawyers?

  5. Haters gonna hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Practicing law without a license? But that would make these people who wasted nearly a decade on getting their law degree redundant! Better fire off a lawsuit (good thing they're good at this kind of thing)!

    1. Re:Haters gonna hate by Mashiki · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Practicing law without a license? But that would make these people who wasted nearly a decade on getting their law degree redundant! Better fire off a lawsuit (good thing they're good at this kind of thing)!

      Something similar actually already happened here in Canada, rather ontario between the upper canada law society and non-registered legal experts who weren't paralegals but represented people in court for things like compensation claims, and so on. The law society argued that these people were practicing without a license, in turn the government passed a law making it so that they had to be at least paralegals. And in turn fell under the upper-canada law society, meaning that they now also had to pay yearly administration fees and so on.

      It really wasn't about the quality of the people who were doing this. It was their desire to get everyone who was doing legal work all under their umbrella so they could milk money from them.

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    2. Re:Haters gonna hate by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      No kidding. It's all a scam. It's like those big pharmaceutical companies. They're all in it to stop honest snake-oil peddlers from exposing the healthcare industry secrets and costing them millions.

      Or... you know... maybe some pursuits require a minimal amount of preparation and licensing to show that you've managed at least that minimum less you do serious damage to someone's life by merit of fast talking alone.

    3. Re:Haters gonna hate by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Except the difference is, if you can't afford decent legal coverage, a well informed amateur may still be a better bet than nothing at all, and understanding that risk but using one anyway may be the difference between winning or losing. That should be your choice, not the courts.

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    4. Re:Haters gonna hate by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Except the difference is, if you can't afford decent legal coverage, a well informed amateur may still be a better bet than nothing at all, and understanding that risk but using one anyway may be the difference between winning or losing. That should be your choice, not the courts.

      And there's a difference between an amateur who portrays himself as a lawyer and one who portrays themselves as a doctor? The "well informed" amateur may still do just as much damage no matter how well intended (or uncaring). The issue is whether someone really does understand the risk or not. The law is there to make it very plain that someone lacks the qualifications that would otherwise suggest less risk.

      That doesn't mean you shouldn't use tools like home medical guides to handle simple ailments / first-aid. In that light, I'm not saying that guides / software that help you go through basic decision paths to generate uncomplicated legal documents is a bad thing. But just because some litigious ass is hell-bent on confusing the tool with the intent to practice the trade doesn't mean we should toss out laws that limit the damage done by other charlatans.

    5. Re:Haters gonna hate by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      You analyze the risk. As long as the person doesn't represent themselves falsely, I don't see the problem. For instance, I wouldn't let the informed "not-a-doctor" perform surgery, because it's my life. But I'd let an informed "not-a-lawyer" represent me for cheap, since it's better odds than me representing myself completely uninformed pro se.

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  6. Law is only for the rich by NathanWoodruff · · Score: 0

    If all lawyers in Missouri set a price that is out of reach for the common person, only rich people will have lawyers. Nathan

    1. Re:Law is only for the rich by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this is hardly the correct solution. The correct solution would be to fix the system so that one can't just pay whatever one wants for attorneys even if the amount is grossly disproportionate to what the other side can afford.

    2. Re:Law is only for the rich by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Where are you going to find lawyers who would support that? It's not in their best interest.

  7. A will is a legal document by bryan1945 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    By Missouri law-
    "Missouri's statutes define law practice as, among other things, "the drawing or the . . . assisting in the drawing for a valuable consideration of any paper, document or instrument affecting . . . [legal] rights."
    So if I, all by myself, draws up a will, I'm breaking the law? According to TFA, every single page on the website has disclaimers that this is not true legal advice. Another interesting facet is if found guilty, would this affect EULAs?

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    1. Re:A will is a legal document by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      What makes you think EULAs are drafted without legal counsel?

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    2. Re:A will is a legal document by vux984 · · Score: 2

      So if I, all by myself, draws up a will, I'm breaking the law?

      Of course not. If you did it all by yourself you didn't pay anyone.

      However if you bought a book on how to do it, paper, and a pen... you apparently can sue each of those companies for "assisting" you. Possibly the electric company for providing you light while doing it as well.

      That's clearly where the software felt it should be classed. They'll argue the end user is drawing up the will unassisted, and that their software is in the same class as a book or pamphlet on "how to write a will".

    3. Re:A will is a legal document by westlake · · Score: 2

      So if I, all by myself, draws up a will, I'm breaking the law?

      When my grandmother moved into a nursing home, I needed to clear title to her house.

      That was my introduction to the mischief and malice that can be written into a will -- and how the heirs trying to put things to right on their own --- and doing it on the cheap -- can only make things worse.

    4. Re:A will is a legal document by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      What makes you think EULAs are drafted without legal counsel?

      I think he means LegalZoom's ELUA that the users accepted when they used the service.

    5. Re:A will is a legal document by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

      NOTWITHSTANDING the foregoing statement of THE PARTY, mine is drafted with oh so judicious use of copy and paste.

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    6. Re:A will is a legal document by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Of course not. If you did it all by yourself you didn't pay anyone.

      However if you bought a book on how to do it, paper, and a pen... you apparently can sue each of those companies for "assisting" you.

      Actually that's already been done and tried and failed. From TFA:

      But in 1978 the Missouri Supreme Court effectively narrowed that language when it reviewed a case in which Missouri bar authorities sought to punish the sellers of a divorce kit that consisted of nothing but blank legal forms and instruction booklets for filling them out. The court ruled that merely marketing such materials did not amount to practicing law absent "personal advice as to legal remedies or the consequences of flowing therefrom."

    7. Re:A will is a legal document by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the drawing or the . . . assisting in the drawing for a valuable consideration of any paper, document or instrument affecting . . . [legal] rights."

      So if I, all by myself, draws up a will, I'm breaking the law?

      It would appear not, unless you're paying yourself to do it.

    8. Re:A will is a legal document by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I tell someone to practice law without a license and they do so, they're the ones at fault. I bet the creators of LegalZoom have licenses. Since it's the software that's practicing the law, the software should be sued.

    9. Re:A will is a legal document by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no. practicing law without a license necessarily entails providing the service to others; an individual can always represent him or her self.

      EULAs would likely not be affected because they aren't drafted "for consideration." However, if you start drafting EULAs and charging people who want to use them, then you will be practicing law without a license.

      One needs only to spend a few months in the legal profession to realize the legal catastrophe that one can invite by being unfamiliar with the law -- missed deadlines can mean tens of thousands of dollars. Preventing laypeople from attempting to practice law is in evey one's interest, just like preventing the practice of medicine without a license.

    10. Re:A will is a legal document by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      IANAL. However, even though Missouri defines law practice as you laid out, they probably also give you the right to represent yourself. You can make your will, even if it's not a good idea.

    11. Re:A will is a legal document by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Easily solved. The software writers stop selling the software and instead start selling the right to access a software download site which might contain, among other things, a free version of the software.

  8. Life in the post-Watson world. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they could win their case by pointing the software in question at the litigation against it Watson style?

    My guess is that's not what LegalZoom does, but...

    Still, makes me wonder what was the driver for this lawsuit. Did someone get burned because the software screwed them?

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    1. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      From my reading of the article it seems that one of the individuals is just using this as a money grab as he was pleased with their service.

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    2. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by YojimboJango · · Score: 3, Informative

      A lawyer got burned is what happened.

      Chances are there was a group of lawyers that sat around in an overly expensive office and drafted (read, photocopied) paperwork for six figure salaries. They then found a website that threatened to do everything they did for free. Now having lots of free time they decide to actually use their education and sue their competition out of existence.

      Lesson: Never automate a lawyers or a congressman job. You can automate and outsource the entire rest of the country, but if you even look wrong at those professions you will be sued out of existence.

    3. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by jesseck · · Score: 2
      FTFA:

      In December 2009 LegalZoom customer Todd Janson, later joined by two others, filed a class-action against LegalZoom in Jefferson City. The plaintiffs don't claim to have suffered any injury from using the software. But Missouri law says that someone who has paid money to a non-lawyer for legal services is entitled to sue the poseur for a sum equal to three times what he paid. So the suit seeks that recovery for every Missouri resident who used LegalZoom since December 17, 2004—regardless of how satisfied they might have been with the service. The lead lawyer is Tim Van Ronzelen of Jefferson City's Cook, Vetter, Doerhoff & Landwehr.

      They weren't harmed... just greedy.

    4. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lesson: Never automate a lawyers or a congressman job. You can automate and outsource the entire rest of the country, but if you even look wrong at those professions you will be sued out of existence.

      Dead men don't sue.

    5. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It really seems like too little money to bother with. I think there most expensive service is 300 dollars.

      Legalzoom offers a service where a "customer care" reviews your document, if they aren't lawyers, that might be the issue.

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    6. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Well if it is similar to small claims court is here in Minnesota where the filing fee is only $35 and you can include the filing fee in you suit then it becomes a simple matter of paying for a service and then getting about 3x the money back. It does seem like someone's little scheme. Also keep in mind this is a class action law suit so there are probably tons of claimants (tens, hundreds, thousands, ... I really don't know) so now we are talking substantial sums. Also I wonder how many users received multiple services from them as this would also increase the amount of the suit.

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    7. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      That's the point of it being a class action suit. In so doing the lawyers are able to extract a percentage of the sum total of damages awarded. If the plaintiff was Joe Blogs the lawyer would expect the usual $200+/hr fee. Because the plaintiff is Joe Blogs [1-10000] the lawyer is certainly taking the case on contingent. It's highly likely that it was the lawyer that sought out these people and convinced them to participate using the 3x return of fees as bait rather than the other way around.

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    8. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, it's possible that they looked at it and said "this isn't right" - they may legitimately believe that using LegalZoom will cause the users to put themselves in harmful legal situations, such as believing one has a valid will and finding it is not. While we don't like lawyers, there's a reason they have such a cumbersome licensing process.

      That said, even if these folks believe that what LegalZoom is doing is wrong, the need to have "standing" in order to bring a lawsuit. You can't just witness a business transaction between two other people, decide one of them was doing something illegal, and bring suit. I've been in such a situation: one of my employers was turning all the contractors into independent contractors (cutting out the contracting agencies). On reading the terms which I was offered, and doing a bit of research, I found that the way they were doing this was clearly in violation of tax code. I contacted the IRS, and spoke with one of their fraud experts. They agreed that what I was describing was in violation. But... they wouldn't act on it. For any action to occur, I'd have to accept the contract as given and work under it for a year, at which point I could bring suit against the company for the full benefits and pay I would have been entitled to had the contract been constructed in compliance with the law. I couldn't just sue for them offering illegal terms.

      It seems that may be what's going on here. The plaintiffs see LegalZoom's actions as illegal and exploitative. Missouri state law offers an avenue for redress. Fortunately for the plaintiffs, getting standing to sue is much less of a commitment than I needed.

    9. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by gknoy · · Score: 1

      ... but they might vote.

    10. Re:Life in the post-Watson world. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Or at least never do it from where you or anything you use lies in a sphere which can be affected by those same lawyers or politicians, or their associations, or their friends or affiliates.

  9. just sour grapes by verrol · · Score: 1

    i would bet that some lawyers are suing because they lost out on those businesses.

    1. Re:just sour grapes by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. Now that lawyers realize that they can be replaced with a script, they are pissed.

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    2. Re:just sour grapes by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
      A very small shell script.

      10 print "Maybe"
      20 if (client->money-- > 0) goto 10
      30 print "Get out of my office, deadbeat"

      Oh, or a pack of rabid hyenas.

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    3. Re:just sour grapes by john82 · · Score: 1

      What if there were a class action lawsuit against lawyers for charging outrageous rates to do something which can be accomplished by a individual following a script or template? Better yet, how about a class action against "Slip and Fall" lawyers for filing unnecessary cases and seeking exorbitant settlements leading to artificially high malpractice insurance, overly cautious doctors, and an inflated cost for healthcare?

    4. Re:just sour grapes by flaming+error · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well put. Now all we need is lawyer...

    5. Re:just sour grapes by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Now that lawyers realize that they can be replaced with a script, they are pissed.

      Script pissies.

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    6. Re:just sour grapes by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Two problems:

      When you cross the dividing line between needing a form to fill in the blanks and when you need an actual lawyer isn't clearly spelled out by anyone. It is up to you (or your lawyer) to recognize it. Fail to recognize it and you end up on the short end. Now how often does that happen with a lease? Never. How often does it happen with a will? Not too often. How often does it happen with the purchase of a business? Lots and lots and lots.

      Second problem with the slip-and-fall lawyers. People get money from this. Lots of money. If you can "win the lottery" this way it is wonderful, but if you are standing around watching you are going to be left wondering why that guy got the big wad of cash and you got nothing. Believe me, you want to do something about liability lawsuits (slip-and-fall, malpractice of all sorts, etc.) and the people that got their big wad will come out of the woodwork to defend the process. "Tort reform" is an other name for doing something about liability lawsuits and it never seems to go anywhere because too many people have either won the lottery or are thinking they might someday real soon now.

    7. Re:just sour grapes by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you turn the client upside down and shake them "before" offering follow up advice?

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  10. That's why we can't have nice things! by Tamran · · Score: 0

    Also, that's what disclaimers are for. For example, on the weeder I got the other day, it says not to operate on a ladder, upside down, on drugs etc ... you'd think the LegalZoom software guys knew that already and would have had a "this is not really legal advice" disclaimer. Err, wait, are they actually lawyers?

  11. Legal Templates by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's pretty dumb. As far as I know, LegalZoom isn't practicing law so much as providing people with templates for documents where they can fill in bits that they want and delete other bits they don't want. This is not the same as giving people legal advice, or engaging in an attorney-client relationship with anyone.

    Besides, if this is successful, it'll have a detrimental effect to authors and publishers who publish books with legal templates (Draft your own Will books, for instance), most of which are for really simple stuff like wills or simple contracts. It's going to deny the poorest people access to making these documents because it's going to force them to seek attorneys who are often too expensive.

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    1. Re:Legal Templates by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides, if this is successful, it'll have a detrimental effect to authors and publishers who publish books with legal templates (Draft your own Will books, for instance), most of which are for really simple stuff like wills or simple contracts. It's going to deny the poorest people access to making these documents because it's going to force them to seek attorneys who are often too expensive.

      That is the idea here. The lawyers don't like those books either. The whole point of laws like the one in this case is to protect certain groups from competition (or to force those who go into certain businesses to pay dues to an organization).

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    2. Re:Legal Templates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, who's next on the list to be sued? Office Depot, Staples or OfficeMax? All of them carry similar legal forms in shrink-wrapped form. The service is no different than the basic facilities of LegalZoom. Although, LegalZoom does have a membership based program where you can have certain documents they provide you with reviewed by an attorney. But, those services are separate from the core business of providing the legal templates.

    3. Re:Legal Templates by bjk002 · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the AAA to sue TurboTax and their ilk. The tipping point is nearly here... Prepare yourself!!

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    4. Re:Legal Templates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By extension, the whole point of licensure, certification, apprenticeship, etc. is to protect groups from competition -- not to protect customers from shoddy, unsafe, incompetent service. I mean, after all, we can still get plenty of that from those who have completed said processes.

    5. Re:Legal Templates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if libraries can be held accountable. If so, wouldn't the gov't be a contributor?

    6. Re:Legal Templates by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >> It's going to deny the poorest people access to making these documents because it's going to force them to seek attorneys who are often too expensive.

      > That is the idea here. The lawyers don't like those books either. The whole point of laws like the one in this case is to protect certain groups from competition

      Makes for an interesting lens through which to view the ethics of the software engineering culture. Many of us, particularly on this forum, are contributors to F/LOSS -- very similar to legal templates. There are, however, those such as Microsoft who have at times sought to steer the government to inhibit the flow of F/LOSS. As I reflect on the coders, engineers, and scientists in the field I have known, it strikes me that their level of support for F/LOSS correlates well with their sense of ethics. The most honorable are also those who most strongly advocate for broader publication of source code. Perhaps altruism, though I am skeptical of that term; perhaps more out of a sense of long-term rational self-interest -- advocating for the rising tide of society which raises all ships.

    7. Re:Legal Templates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's pretty dumb. As far as I know, LegalZoom isn't practicing law so much as providing people with templates for documents where they can fill in bits that they want and delete other bits they don't want.

      I'm a lawyer. That's essentially what we do. Except we fill it out outselves and bill you a minimum of $150/hr to do so.

      There are certainly some things where it's perfectly acceptable for people to fill things out themselves, and foolish to pay someone for it. But many other things, the value of us filling it our for you is making sure you don't screw it up. I always find incredible the number of people who will try to do things like fight for the custody of their children themselves -- and then complain when it backfires. As a judge I know says, if I tried to fix my car myself to save money and screwed it up, I only have myself to blame.

      Personally, I've advised friends and family to use LegalZoom and other sites for various matters, but I've also advised them not to on others.

    8. Re:Legal Templates by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      That is the idea here. The lawyers don't like those books either. The whole point of laws like the one in this case is to protect certain groups from competition (or to force those who go into certain businesses to pay dues to an organization).

      *cough cough*
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    9. Re:Legal Templates by milkmage · · Score: 1

      sounds pretty god damn legal to me if they're FILING on your behalf as well. In addition to wills, they do LLC, trademarks, etc.

      After the user answers the inquiries, he must pay to proceed further. Upon payment, the software draws up a customized document based on templates devised by lawyers, though not necessarily lawyers from the user's state. If appropriate, LegalZoom will also automatically file the document with the pertinent government agency.

    10. Re:Legal Templates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am a JD that is currently studying for the California bar exam. The idea of the legal profession as a monopoly with various measures meant to protect that monopoly is one way to look at the way that the practice of law is regulated and in fact it's one way that some of my professors have suggested is a valid way to view certain regulations regarding the practice of law.

      That's not the only way to view restrictions on practicing law and it's certainly not the most valid. One good reason for restricting the practice of law is that when you are giving someone legal advice you are really, quite literally, taking their life into your hands. Your mistakes are their mistakes. If you screw up, they may lose money, they may lose custody of their children, control of their business, their freedom, their life. Although your mistakes are your client's mistakes as well, if you screw up, they can come after you, because there is a certain level of competency required of people who practice law. A malpractice suit may not fix whatever the attorney screwed up, but it helps.

      A large part of the practice of law is experience and a human brain analyzing a situation and seeing what is best for the client even if it's not what the client thought he wanted at first. It's the difference between diagnosing yourself using Google and going to a doctor. If you use Google you may end up not treating a terrible disease that would have been easily diagnosed if you had seen a doctor. Similarly you may self-diagnose as having a major problem when it was really something simple and easily treated.

      Allowing less regulated conduct that amounts to the practice of law means that, yes, legal advice is cheaper, but also that legal advice is of a poorer quality and less useful. It also means that unqualified people will be dispensing legal advice with real, detrimental, consequences to the lives of people that cannot afford quality legal advice. The solution to the cost of an attorney isn't robotic unthinking automation but by either creating programs that make access to low-cost legal advice more readily available or simplifying the law in certain areas so that an attorney isn't needed to navigate complex legal waters.

    11. Re:Legal Templates by Dravik · · Score: 1

      ...Your mistakes are their mistakes. If you screw up, they may lose money, they may lose custody of their children, control of their business, their freedom, their life. Although your mistakes are your client's mistakes as well, if you screw up, they can come after you...legal advice is cheaper, but also that legal advice is of a poorer quality and less useful. It also means that unqualified people will be dispensing legal advice with real, detrimental, consequences to the lives of people that cannot afford quality legal advice....

      And how does that malpractice against a lawyer work exactly? How rich does someone have to be to absorb your fees, the lost lawsuit, then float the losses and second lawyers costs for years through appeals? Why can't the cheaper "lower quality" provider be sued for incompetence just the same as you?

      The implication of your argument is that those that can't afford quality legal advice should have no legal advice. WebMD and/or Google is good for the vast majority of cases. LegalZoom type services are also good for the vast majority of everyday cases. You need to see a doctor/lawyer if you have something that is complicated or uncommon. For those that can't afford the doctor/lawyer, how does removing the legalzoom/WebMD/Google options make them better off?

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    12. Re:Legal Templates by Dravik · · Score: 1

      For those of us that don't have $150 dollars an hour, do you have a better option?

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    13. Re:Legal Templates by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The solution to the cost of an attorney isn't robotic unthinking automation but by either creating programs that make access to low-cost legal advice more readily available or simplifying the law in certain areas so that an attorney isn't needed to navigate complex legal waters.

      The thing is that as laws more strictly limited who could practice law, the laws, also, became more complicated, so that it was harder for those not part of the "priesthood" to understand.
      The thing is that making the practice of law less regulated would not force high quality legal advice out of the market. It would just force it to compete with cheaper, lower quality legal advice. The result would be that high quality legal advice would be available for less. And we aren't talking about going to court here, we are talking about things like wills. I was just part of a group that talked with an estate planner about wills. He suggested that a lawyer would charge about $500 to write a will. My wife and I have no children, we may as well let the state decide how to dispose of our assets as pay a lawyer $500 to write up a will, the difference between the way the state would distribute our assets and the way we would choose to would, at this point, be less than $500.

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    14. Re:Legal Templates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may sound crass and insensitive, but you do the same thing you do when your water heater floods your basement or your car dies -- you find a way. Credit cards, borrow from family, whatever it takes. It does suck to be in the shoes of the lawyer knowing that someone is borrowing money at 20% to pay for you services, but really, what is either side supposed to do?

      But you also make it clear to the laywer that you only have XX dollars to spend, and know that your representation will not be the same value of someone spending $10,000. But on many things, paying a laywer for 10 hours of work to get you pointed in the right direction may be the difference between winning and losing.

  12. Kangaroo court by paiute · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately for the plaintiffs. the State of Missouri just announced that the case will be heard by their new AutoCourt software.

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    1. Re:Kangaroo court by memyselfandeye · · Score: 1

      The ironic thing is I just completed a Living Will and Durable Power of Attorney using a template downloaded off a website hosted by my state, Ohio. Missouri has one too. I suppose I should sue my State for 3x damages. I'm sure some of my tax money went into that bandwidth.

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    2. Re:Kangaroo court by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Looks like the defense will have a very easy time with this case then.

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    3. Re:Kangaroo court by HermDog · · Score: 1

      If I use MS Word to write my will, can I sue Microsoft?

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    4. Re:Kangaroo court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the court is currently being sued due to the fact that they bought the AutoCourt(tm pending) software second hand down at their local LawStop shop.
      It appears that the makers of AutoCourt, AutoJudge Software, LLC, has had it with people not spending 3 Miillion dollars on their non-functional application, delivered on 734 1.44 floppy diskettes.

  13. WebMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm suing WebMD for practicing medicine without a license.

  14. Litigious bastards by JosKarith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's an obvious attempt at a chilling effect to destroy the site. I very much doubt that the idea to do this came from the plaintiff - the American legal profession will have been searching for an excuse to get a ruling against this site and now they've found a jurisdiction and willing shill.

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    1. Re:Litigious bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I really hope it backfires. I was looking for a service like this, and this lawsuit probably just gained them a least one customer. I didn't see exactly what I was looking for on their site but I'm emailing them.

    2. Re:Litigious bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the American legal profession will have been searching for an excuse to get a ruling against this site
       
      Citation, please.
       
      As a lawyer, and an out-of-work one at that, I have no problem with these guys. Missouri may be backward, but in most states, the key test of practicing law is offering legal advice. Is it "legal advice" to create a form will? Sure, but you can bet an actual lawyer did it. It would not be legal advice to pass that piece of (electronic) paper around. However, it would be legal advice to say "this form will address your need for a will and your estate situation". So it would seem to all depend on how it is presented. Were I legalzoom's lawyer, I'd recommend language like "here is a form that has been used to create wills in Missouri".
       
      Lawyers don't generally think of themselves as toll-collecting guildmembers- all of them I know see themselves as serious, skilled professionals who work to solve any number of problems on behalf of their clients. Why wouldn't they want to give up the form-filling business to concentrate on what they actually got into the profession to do?

    3. Re:Litigious bastards by Dravik · · Score: 1

      Could be because they figured out that there will be a lot more out-of-work lawyers if the drudge work is automated.

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    4. Re:Litigious bastards by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      The Emperor probably thought he was acting in the best interests of the galaxy as well. It doesn't make it so.

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  15. Lawyers dont like competition by kaptink · · Score: 2

    Lawyers dont like competition and are very good at suing cause thats what they do. I just watched a great doco on the dodgy legal tactics going on in the states called 'hot coffee' based on the well known McDonnalds/coffee lawsuit. Very much worth a watch.

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    1. Re:Lawyers dont like competition by kimvette · · Score: 1

      What was the name of that documentary, and is it on Netflix?

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    2. Re:Lawyers dont like competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...called 'hot coffee'...

      It was on HBO and about not just legal tactics, but the overarching tort law & exploring the desire for 'tort reform' and the mandatory arbitration clauses that exist in most any contract (including EULAs - not that I believe them to be contracts in the legal sense) these days.

      NPR did an interview with the filmmaker a few days ago - one of the related stories is here

  16. No by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Informative
    Unless you can work out a way to pay yourself for writing a will, no.

    The statute was obviously intended to deal with fake lawyers - yes there are people who will brave the social opprobrium of claiming to be a lawyer in exchange for money. However, provided that the website doesn't itself produce wills, deeds or other legal instruments, it should be in the clear.

    This is a grey area - the law could have benefits in preventing the automatic generation of, say, RIAA-type fishing expedition claim documents. It would be interesting if a real lawyer were to comment on the EULA issue; there is probably a good reason why it is excluded.

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    1. Re:No by imlepid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The statute was obviously intended to deal with fake lawyers - yes there are people who will brave the social opprobrium of claiming to be a lawyer in exchange for money.

      No, it wasn't. The statute was obviously intended to keep out competition from people like paralegals and other lawyers-lite who can do 90% of what a lawyer does but doesn't actually have a law degree. Don't forget, many (most?) lawmakers are lawyers by training and thus they are very willing to protect the legal profession.

    2. Re:No by cdrguru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can use the same argument about doctors, or virtually any "profession" that claims to have standards. Auto mechanics have to be certified in some jurisdictions and you can bet there are laws in place in those locations that make it a crime to pretend to be an auto mechanic without proper (legal) certification.

      This goes back to guilds and unions. If you aren't a member of the guild then you can't do whatever it is the guild members do, whether it is weaving, being an apothecary or a wheelwright. We have preserved this today with lots of professional societies and groups taking the place of the guilds. You can't be a lawyer if you don't pass the state bar exam - and, coincidently, join the bar association for the state. You can't be a doctor unless you are certified as a doctor in that state. And there are plenty of places where you can't be an electrician if you aren't a member of the IBEW union. Plumbers are required to be union plumbers in some places as well.

      The defense of this is that you are at least partially assured of competence when dealng with a guild member. You have a "standards body" to go complain to if you are cheated or are dealt with incompetently. If you choose to deal with non-guild members you are pretty much on your own. Today if you prefer to go to an alternative medical practitioner who chants over you will dosing you with dung balls and mouse ears it is your legally-protected choice. However, if you don't get better or your broken leg doesn't heal properly good luck with (a) finding your practiticioner and (b) getting a lawsuit to stick. You might - might - have better luck with a non-union electrician in a jurisdiction where such are not legal.

      So sure, the laws are most definitely on the side of the guilds. It has been that way for around a thousand years or so. The guilds exist for a reason and certainly a thousand years ago it was a very good reason. Today there are still some good reasons for them but the volume of cultural, societal and legal inertia behind the guilds makes it very unlikely we are going to move away from this sort of system any time soon.

    3. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EULA's are most likely being drafted by counsel for the software or service provider. They are not legal advise; they are contracts that end users are agreeing to.

    4. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes there are people who will brave the social opprobrium of claiming to be a lawyer in exchange for money.

      That may be, but dealing with the shame and stigma of being labeled a "lawyer"? Not enough money in the World.

    5. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but this case begs the question of whether the law can forbid the production of reference material that will help people do mundane legal tasks for themselves. It's not really about hiring someone who is presenting themselves as a lawyer without passing the bar; the software probably just presents common forms and models, and maybe even some wizards to help people fill them out.

      If all of this is true, then the law can essentially bar non-lawyers from reading legal texts and acting as their own lawyer.

    6. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my state, very few lawmakers are lawyers and yet we have laws against the unauthorized practice of law. That's not the main issue. The main issue is that legal rights are so incredibly easy to screw up in a permanent way that accountability is necessary. Licensed attorneys are accountable to a professional organization, normally supervised by courts, that can terminate their careers if they screw up badly enough. They are also accountable to clients for legal malpractice and, in most states, are required to cover malpractice insurance in order to stay licensed to ensure that clients with valid malpractice claims are not left holding the bag.

      The concern with unauthorized practice of law is that people without such accountability will screw up people's rights and leave them with no recourse. And if we are honest, the vast majority of people who want to provide legal services without a license are not only de jure but also quite de facto unqualified to do so. There truly are random Joes off the street claiming to be lawyers, getting paid, and ending up providing horrendously bad services that result in permanent loss of others' rights.

      LegalZoom presents an interesting part of the gray area. If you utilize their services and get screwed in a way that a competent attorney would have been able to protect you from, what is your recourse?

      Unauthorized practice of law prohibitions do have the result of protectionism for the legal industry, but that is not their reason for existence. They also have the result of protecting everyone from being left out in the cold with neither their rights nor any insurance or other coverage for their losses. That is why they exist, which is in stark contrast to truer protectionism laws such as Louisiana's florist licensing law. I'm not sure whom we are protecting by requiring florists to pass a licensing exam before they can sell flowers.

    7. Re:No by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      There's an additional part you're missing. In most licensed professions, you are taking on legal liability for your work. For example, you cannot call yourself an architect if not licensed. A licensed architect is legally responsible for the safety of the occupants of the building he designs. If the architect does not meet construction code and safety standards, any death or harm to the occupants is deemed his fault. Same thing for civil engineers, doctors, and most licensed professions.

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    8. Re:No by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The guilds exist for a reason and certainly a thousand years ago it was a very good reason.

      Yes, the reason was to promote the training of new experts in the field. The reason for the guilds being granted monopoly status in that field, however, did not exist for a good reason. That happened in order to protect guild members from competition that was willing to work for less. One of the things that happened when guilds were granted monopolies is that they were able to get much greater profits from tasks that required little or no actual trainning. This meant the Master Craftsman could charge high fees for jobs that they then pawned off on thier apprentices. Even though someone with only the most modicum of training (even self-training) could do that particular job.

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    9. Re:No by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think about the possibility that programming might one day be similarly restricted.
      That compiling without a computer science degree might be made a crime... and shudder.

      Despite the fact that I have such a degree...

      I could even think of justifications if I tried(prevent virus writing, ensure critical systems are written only by qualified individuals, ensure people who write systems which hold personal data are written by people who've had some education on computer security) but I don't think any of those areas would actually be improved and the industry as a whole would suffer.

    10. Re:No by imlepid · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand and agree with what you say. I think standards bodies are important, but the problem lies in when you are legally required to go with the guild member, even though a non-guild member would do just as good work, but would cost vastly less. Essentially, when you go to a lawyer for a will or something similar, you're getting a paralegal to do the work but paying a lawyer-level price. You have more guarantees (i.e. the member of the bar stands behind the work of the paralegal) but you also have extra costs. It's the laws that are the problem not (existence of) the guild.

    11. Re:No by micheas · · Score: 1

      Most states have free versions of about 50% of what legal zoom does available for free.

      The questions of practicing without a license, and partial representation (a lawyer that only does one thing on the case not the entire case.) are based on the fact that there is a real problem with the law, and most of the proposed solutions have very deep flaws, that will at some point lead to massive abuses.

      The person that would most want LegalZoom to be found to be practicing law without a license is someone that wants out of a contract that they used legal zoom to create for them.

      In California you need to have passed evidence in law school in order to get permission to represent people in court. (you have to make it clear you are not a lawyer as well, and your client has to agree to not appeal based on the fact that you are not an attorney.)

    12. Re:No by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      Huh? How exactly would being required to be a member of a guild do away with virus writing? It's not like the virus writers are going to be motivated by the thought of breaking the law into joining the guild.

    13. Re:No by Dravik · · Score: 1

      Does the member of the bar actually stand behind his work? What are you going to do if he does shoddy work? Hire another lawyer to sue him? Good luck with that.

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    14. Re:No by owski · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that apply equally to the unlicensed? Or does an unlicensed architect get a pass on any harm caused by his building?

    15. Re:No by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You can use the same argument about doctors, or virtually any "profession" that claims to have standards.

      As well you should. Anyone should be free to do any work someone wishes to pay them for. The only thing that should be illegal is claiming to have a qualification you do not.

      . If you aren't a member of the guild then you can't do whatever it is the guild members do

      Which is clearly incompatible with personal freedom.

      The defense of this is that you are at least partially assured of competence when dealng with a guild member

      Which is a good reason to choose guild members. It's not a good reason to punish non-guild members. If someone chooses to hire someone unqualified, that's their right and their risk to take.

      In short, the existence of guilds is defensible. The legal monopoly granted to guilds is indefensible.

      So sure, the laws are most definitely on the side of the guilds. It has been that way for around a thousand years or so.

      Yes, corruption is as old as humanitity. That's no reason to keep at it.

      The guilds exist for a reason and certainly a thousand years ago it was a very good reason

      It's only a good reason if you're a guild member.

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    16. Re:No by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Auto mechanics have to be certified in some jurisdictions and you can bet there are laws in place in those locations that make it a crime to pretend to be an auto mechanic...

      Auto mechanics hire lawyers to make laws about the quality of auto mechanics. Lawyers make laws about the quality of lawyers. Notice the difference?

    17. Re:No by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points. +1

    18. Re:No by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      exactly my point.
      I justifications: not real reasons.

    19. Re:No by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood. The licensed architect takes on personal legal liability that can't be hidden through shell corporations or the like. That random guy you asked to draw you some plans is selling them to you as-is.

      If you sue for damages, the burden of proof is on you in the second situation. If you sue a licensed architect for damages, the burden of proof is on them to show they met or exceeded industry best practices, building codes, and local regulations.

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    20. Re:No by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Which is a good reason to choose guild members. It's not a good reason to punish non-guild members.

      The problem is that the non-guild members are more likely to commit fraud. "I can do a job as good as a guild member" And then when they don't, can you sue? What level would you expect from the guild member? What did you receive? Can you prove your loss and his statements in court?

      Not everything is "what gives the best freedom to everyone." We live in a democracy. We get to vote for things that restrict everyone's freedom (or vote in the people that restrict everyone's freedom). That's how democracy works. What, do libertarians hate democracy?

  17. Meanwhile, in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The longest bridge on Earth opens and the lawyers of the West hardly notice. They claim it cost a billion GPB. I doubt our lawyers could have completed the 'environmental impact statement' for under two billion.

  18. BS frivolous class action lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical class action lawsuit to fill the pockets of the scumbag attorneys.

  19. Useless law suit... makes me wonder by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Okay, so apparently some people read a law that might state that LegalZoom is an illegal service. So they have filed suit to claim their triple damanges bonus reward. I wonder -- did they get their filing papers from LegalZoom to do this? I think it would be more than a little amusing if this were the case.

    1. Re:Useless law suit... makes me wonder by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      Well if they could used LegalZoom for their filing papers, I don't know the full range of services offered, it would only increase their awarded damage if successful. To me this seems like someone's get rich scheme.

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  20. WebMD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does WebMD and other medical information websites practice medicine without a license? Guess they're next on the lawsuit hit-list.

  21. IANAL, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does a federal class action suit only apply to Missouri? Shouldn't this be in the state courts?

    1. Re:IANAL, but by Montezumaa · · Score: 1

      LegalZoom is not based in Missouri. Since the company is not based in Missouri, only a federal court has jurisdiction.

  22. Web MD is next! by Kenja · · Score: 1

    Web MD is next for practicing medicine without a license. Or, the whole thing is insane. Cant think of a third option.

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    1. Re:Web MD is next! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If WebMD had a service where people reviewed someone symptoms, and those people turned out not to be Drs, then yes, suing WebMD would be the correct response for consumer protection.

      This looks like one of the stories about a lawsuit that takes the most trivial interpetation and then whines about broken tort.

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    2. Re:Web MD is next! by Dravik · · Score: 1

      There is a service, called Symptom Checker, that reviews your symptoms and suggests possible problems.

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  23. Paying software. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    You're entitled to claim 3x the fees you paid a non-lawyer for legal services.
    So... did they pay the software itself money? Did the software give any of the money to it's owners and creators (who might be lawyers) or did it keep it all for itself. And if so, what DID the software do with all that money?

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  24. Devil's Advocate by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but I play one on the Internet... ;) This makes sense, playing devil's advocate. Can I start up a website, make up documents for wills, divorce, etc. and have no legal background? Without an in-state attorney to produce the documents, I have no standing to say that they will be legal in that state.

    I would hope that LegalZoom has an in-state lawyer actually verifying these documents.

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    1. Re:Devil's Advocate by Lifyre · · Score: 2

      The founders (at least Robert Shapiro) are lawyers so there is at least some basis for these to be legit. I've used Legal Zoom in the past and it appears they do have lawyers, either in house or contracted, for each state but I can't speak from a position of authority on how their company is structured.

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    2. Re:Devil's Advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shouldn't you be able to do that?
      I think it is called 'free speech'...
      If people mindlessly download your ramblings and try to use them as templates for legally binding contracts that's not your problem.
      (Under the assumption that you do not claim to be a lawyer.)

    3. Re:Devil's Advocate by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      You could go to your local library and dig up copies of local forms that have been used. With some cleverness on a computer you could remove people's names from the documents you find there and substitute blank spaces or (oooh!) variables that are substituted by some really spiffy software.

      Then you would have what LegalZoom has done. Oh, you might want one lawyer that has looked over the whole mess and said it was OK. You didn't really think LegalZoom is more than a web site and a call center did you?

  25. Guild by sloth10k · · Score: 0

    This is all about the lawyers' guild wanting to maintain an artificial scarcity of legal options, so that they can keep their fees high. It's why the bar exists, and it's why laws are purposely so obtuse that an everyman cannot interpret and argue them. Lawyers want to maintain the need for 'lawyerly' services, to the detriment of the remainder of the public.

    1. Re:Guild by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The Bar exists because without it anyone could claim to be a 'lawyer' a. That sued t happen and the fraud was incredible, but not nearly as incredible as the amount of people who lost because the person they went to didn't actually know the law.

      Laws aren't magic. Anyone can learn what they are and how they work. However every case is nuanced, so interpetation applies to a specific case needs time to understand.

      Many people do there own 'lawyerly' services.

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  26. How will this end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, a profession that can sue with impunity and low costs being overseen by Judges. And these judges used to be or still practicing lawyers... I wonder what the outcome will be???

  27. Licensing by TonyXL · · Score: 1

    Forced licensing is and always has been a tool for limiting competition, under the guise of protecting the consumer. And here we see, yet again, the consumer is actually hurt, not helped.

    1. Re:Licensing by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Don't be stupid.
      Licensing as protected the consumer a great deal, and in many ways.
      This case sin't about some online doc writer, it's about an online service that has non-lawyers review your documents under the guise that they are lawyers.

      Whether or not they can do that and that they term 'customer care' is sufficient for their customers to understand they may not be lawyers is another issue.

      They also have a serve where you do speak to a lawyer, and I will assume those people re actually licensed lawyers for the correct state.

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  28. Template by tgd · · Score: 1

    Does LegalZoom have a template for filing class action lawsuits?

  29. Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protection by bmajik · · Score: 1

    Every occupation wants state-backed occupational licensure. They _tell_ you it is for reasons like

    - only a licensed plumber has taken the rigorous training required to understand that you don't want to drink fecal matter
    - only a licensed electrician has taken the rigorous training required to understand that you don't want to lick 2 or more live electrical conductors at once
    - only a licensed pharmacist has taken the rigorous training required to understand that you do not take all of the pills in the bottle at once
    - only a licensed lawyer has taken the rigorous training required to understand that .. well wait a minute.. Oh right, that the way to to win cases is to not go to trial but to settle... and failing that, to play golf with the Judge prior to the hearing.

    Occupational Licensure is incumbent protection. It's a racket, it drives up wages artificially, and I don't see that it has any impact at all on quality of services delivered.

    There are no lawyers anywhere in the world who are worried that someone might get "bad legal advice" from this software. But the legions of folks who got through the state bar and do unintersting mundane tasks like real estate purchase agreements, wills, adoptions, etc, don't want their gravy train to be impacted.

    What's a lawyer to do? Write some laws, of course.

    All you need to know about the state, the law, and the lawyers is that Jesus came to this world to tell a bunch of lawyers that they were ruining everything. He didn't have anything bad to say about the romans who actually invaded and tortured people. He was pissed off at the lawyers.

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  30. Re:Slashdot - Links in Comments by fnj · · Score: 1

    +1, informative.

    I thought it was just something wrong on my end.

  31. Seems cut a dried to me. by Liambp · · Score: 1

    LegalZoom is only a software tool. Clearly the people posing as lawyers in this case are the customers who bought LegalZoom and used it to draw up lawyer like documents.

    The solution seems obvious to me. All the users of LegalZoom must pay themselves the mandatory compensation amount. Less a cut of course for the lawyers who so helpfully pursued the class action for them.

    1. Re:Seems cut a dried to me. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "LegalZoom is only a software tool."

      No, it's not.

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  32. There go word processors... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    So this applies to any software used to write a legal document without license to practice law? What about the fat ass corporate lawyers who inevitably have their assistants or paralegals type up all of the documents, and then just put pen to paper and collect their fee? Any assistant who used Word, Notepad, TextEdit, whatever...would technically be guilty as well as the software they used?

    This is some frivolous shit here...I hate lawyers.

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  33. Headline from the future by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

    June 30, 2*bzzt*.

    NIKE, CA - LegalZoom announces on the anniversary of a certain lawsuit's filing that they have increased the powers a corporation has in being considered a "person". LegalZoom has declared themselves to be the first corporation to pass the bar exam and be awarded status as a lawyer. This will coincide with a new payment plan that will use your International Internet Identification Code, IIIC, to bill you per minute visiting the website.

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  34. Next up: medical advice by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    It is unethical for websites like WebMD to suggest that I take Benadryl for pollen allergies or Ibuprofen for a headache. How can they claim to be providing adequate medical advice? I should sue them for suggesting well-tested remedies to common conditions instead of requiring me to visit a doctor in person to receive identical recommendations.

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    1. Re:Next up: medical advice by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What if they claimed to have someone review your symptoms and that person wasn't a MD?

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    2. Re:Next up: medical advice by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I very often see a nurse at my family practice. LegalZoom has you dealing with paralegals. I think both are perfectly adequate for routine situations.

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  35. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    Every occupation wants state-backed occupational licensure. They _tell_ you it is for reasons like

    - only a licensed plumber has taken the rigorous training required to understand that you don't want to drink fecal matter - only a licensed electrician has taken the rigorous training required to understand that you don't want to lick 2 or more live electrical conductors at once - only a licensed pharmacist has taken the rigorous training required to understand that you do not take all of the pills in the bottle at once -

    While I agree that licensing laws protect wages, and in many cases are ridiculous - does it really matter if your barber is licensed? - there are also valid reason for licensing some professions

    A license indicates a level of understanding of the basics of a profession - a plumber or electrician knows code and some of the reasons behind it so you get proper water seals and safe circuits installed. A pharmacists understands drug interactions and, assuming you use the same one, can catch incorrect prescriptions or potential adverse reactions with drugs you are already taking; they are a second line of defense to ensure your safety.

    Of course, professions also seek licensing to minimize competition and increase barriers to entry.

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  36. LegalZoom is a forms respository by cdrguru · · Score: 2

    As a forms respository, it serves some purpose. If you have a problem, say needed a simple will, you can find a form that will allow you to present your will in the proper style to be recognized by people who know what a will is supposed to look like and what it is supposed to contain. And if all you need really is a simple will, then you got what you needed at a really cheap price.

    On the other hand, there is nobody to tell you when you cross the line from needing a simple will to needing something more complex. So you have a simple will and think everything is fine. The same problem comes with every other sort of form they offer. If the form they cough up is all you really need it is a great and cheap service. But there is no judgement about what else might be needed. For that some sort of creative thought or at least more than just a passing familiarity with the local laws is needed.

    Sure, lawyers cost money and you can hope until your dying day that you never need one. But as many people have found out, when you need a lawyer the first criteria should not be cheap. If you already know enough to be able to tell when you need a lawyer vs. a form repository then LegalZoom is a great service - but there are free form repositories so you don't need to use LegalZoom to get a standard lease form. What LegalZoom really has is advertising which your local library (another form respository) doesn't have. If you listen to much radio (ugh!) you will hear endless ads for LegalZoom - but you never hear an ad for the library. In that way LegalZoom is far more effective at gathering your support than the library is.

    Maybe libraries should start advertising?

    1. Re:LegalZoom is a forms respository by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a little more than a forms repository. I had them do my first business LLC and yeah it was mostly fill in the blank, but they also take care of the leg work of getting a Federal Tax ID and filing the papers with the state. The only thing they didn't do for me was apply for my sales tax ID and for good reason, it's a pain. When it came time to form my second company, I just googled it and the state had good instructions on how to do it so I did it myself and saved myself almost $200. Of course I didn't get all the shareholder certificates and corporate seal, but I don't use the ones I have now anyway.

    2. Re:LegalZoom is a forms respository by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like NetFlix or like NPR?

  37. As long as they sue the software itself by presidenteloco · · Score: 2

    Let me get this straight. These people are bringing suit because some software gave them legal advice?

    So they are essentially taking the position that the software is an intelligent agent capable of giving advice.

    So they are implicitly positioning the software as a legal person (the agent that gave the advice, presumably
    by assessing input from the plaintiffs and making its own decisions about what advice to give.)

    So they should be petitioning to sue the software itself. (And good luck collecting from it.)

    Trying to sue whoever wrote the software and whoever operates it and gives it a server and power is
    kind of like suing the parents and the landlord of the person who did you wrong.

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    1. Re:As long as they sue the software itself by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      "So they are essentially taking the position that the software is an intelligent agent capable of giving advice."

      Er. No. They're taking the position that whoever wrote the text the software prints out is an intelligent agent capable of giving advice.

      Don't mistake the medium for the message. If I wrote my legal advice down and mailed it to you, would you say I was taking the position that paper is an intelligent agent capable of giving advice?

      This stupid 'software isn't sentient!' excuse is the same one Google tries to get away with, and it doesn't wash there either: sure, it's all algorithms, but someone wrote the algorithms, didn't they?

    2. Re:As long as they sue the software itself by _0xd0ad · · Score: 5, Informative

      The precedent is this:

      in 1978 the Missouri Supreme Court ... reviewed a case in which Missouri bar authorities sought to punish the sellers of a divorce kit that consisted of nothing but blank legal forms and instruction booklets for filling them out. The court ruled that merely marketing such materials did not amount to practicing law absent "personal advice as to legal remedies or the consequences of flowing therefrom."

      A booklet instructing you how to fill out legal forms is not legal advice, according to that ruling. Neither then is software that instructs you on how to fill in the blanks on a computerized legal form.

    3. Re:As long as they sue the software itself by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      These people are bringing suit because some software gave them legal advice?

      I think giving legal advice without being a lawyer is illegal but that's not what LegalZoom does. They generate documents based on interaction with the user. This has been done for decades with self-help books legal books. The only difference is the technology. The distinction that LegalZoom will probably make is that unlike a lawyer, they don't tell their users to do or not do anything; they just create documents based on user choices.

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    4. Re:As long as they sue the software itself by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      Haven't you noticed? Different standards apply to software, they just make stuff up as they go and only use president when it suits them.

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    5. Re:As long as they sue the software itself by desdinova+216 · · Score: 0

      is that anything like Precedent?

    6. Re:As long as they sue the software itself by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

      At some point the connection between the programmer and what the program does is going to get pretty tenuous
      and completely unpredictable in detail.

      If I write a program that says:
      1. Use various parsing, logic, and probability rules to learn about concepts and relationships given a vast corpus of human-generated text as input
      2. From a general logical theory of advice-giving, and copying the general pattern of advice-giving situational episodes you have "read" i.e. parsed
      into concept and relationship and probability based symbolic representations of situations, generate abstract templates for advice-giving
      utterances in a certain domain X (a certain kind of law, say).
      3. Use a general pattern matching algorithm to generate specific advice utterances by filling in the general advice-workflow templates with
      particulars of the case which you solicited to fill in the gaps in the templates....

      What am I as the programmer going to know about what the program is going to advise? Answer? Pretty much nothing.

       

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    7. Re:As long as they sue the software itself by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      > someone wrote the algorithms, didn't they?

      Sir Isaac Newton wrote down algorithms, but that doesn't mean he invented them, nor that he was practicing gravity without a license.

      These "algorithms" were created by some government legislature. Legalzoom translated those laws to software. If you want to sue them for re-packaging and translating, that's fine, but it makes no sense to accuse them of practicing law.

  38. All lawyers are evil..and all geeks have Aspergers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What a bunch of knee-jerk reactions! Lawyers are evil because they are lawyers. They must have evil motives for everything they do. Bull!

    Haven't any of you worked with a real freakin' lawyer? Do you know how much scrutiny they go under, the ethics courses they have to take as required by their school and/or bar association? How many of you have the possibility of getting barred from your profession for doing something unethical? No one makes a developer learn about the ethics of their profession, and have no governing body to license them, yet a single rogue programmer can do a hell of a lot more damage than a single lawyer.

    The vast majority of lawyers are folks who worked long and hard to get their degrees so they can make the simple stuff in life simple, because most folks are idiots when it comes to working with one another. Don't like contracts law? Then find some other way to make folks not try to cheat one another. Don't like law suits? Find some other way to keep companies from screwing with their customers and hiding behind the corporate wall. When you do, we'll all be there. Until then, the lawyers do a damn good job of it, and I'm sick and tired of folks maligning an entire profession for the bad work of a few.

    You go to a lawyer when you want to buy a house, and 3 years later find out the previous owners lied and the foundation was rotten. You go to a lawyer when you want to start a company and want to make sure that one person doesn't go off and bring it all down by their own mistakes. You go to a lawyer when the system has run you over and you don't know how to stand up for yourself.

    Yeah, it should all be simpler. Folks should be able to do it all themselves. That's the complications of the making of the laws, not the folks who practice it.

  39. Probate is the Issue by Nynaeve70 · · Score: 1

    It isn't just the writing of the will that is involved here. If the lawyer has written the will, then he/she gets more money from the estate later during probate. There are times when a lawyer is a good deal, but for something simple as I leave everything to one or two people...

  40. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A license indicates a level of understanding of the basics of a profession

    No it does not. I have personal experience of grossly incompetent dentists, physicians, electricians and plumbers. A license indicates that someone spent enough time jumping through the proper hoops, and deposited enough coins in the licensure machine to get ... a license! That's it.

  41. Scumbags. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As many have pointed out, this has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of service and everything to do with the fact that it's cheap and bypasses expensive lawyer fees.

    This is apparently the new business model in America. Not creating innovative products, but suing them into oblivion.

  42. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

    To argue that occupational licensure is incumbent wage protection is to ignore the fact that any qualified person can apply for and be issued a license.

    Better yet you gave some crappy examples:

    I would hire a licensed plumber or electrician because he is recognized by the state as being familiar with local codes pertaining to plumbing / electrical wiring.
    I would use a licensed pharmacist because he is certified by the state to have the educational requirements to safely dispense medication to the public.
    I would use a licensed lawyer because he is certified by the state to have the educational requirements to practice law instead of someone who pretends to know about law on slashdot.

    Occupational licensing is one method your state and local government uses to protect consumers from "fly-by-night" operations.

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  43. Mo vs. FTC/DOJ by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

    It may take a couple more years before Missouri gets hammered by the feds for violating the Sherman anti trust act if they let this dog and pony show get away from them. They were put on notice years ago that their state law is too vague. Even if legalzoom loses and pays 15 mil in damages, they will probably make it up in free ads and new revenue.

  44. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by geekoid · · Score: 1

    You do know this was field by people who aren't lawyers, right?

    "Occupational Licensure is incumbent protection. It's a racket, it drives up wages artificially, and I don't see that it has any impact at all on quality of services delivered."
    that's just wrong. You might want to look at history a bit before looking so damn stupid. All those came about because of massive consumer ripoffs and fraud.

    If you are correct, then other states wouldn't have change there laws to allow this service, or made exception for people filling out there own legal documents.

    But hey, you keep you head in your ass and continue to not apply logic, face, and rational change your 'opinion'.

    Well, the people who made up the story of Jesus by picking and choosing which letters to 'accept' may have hated lawyers, Jesus OTOH, probably never really existed.

    OTOH, maybe I can use a deity excuse? Well, my Savior, Zues, tricks women into have sex with him, so it's ok for me to use a roofie.

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  45. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get a "bingo" from me for recognizing that, much (but not all) that is required for professional licensing is about protecting the guild from competition (and I'm not excluding my own license as a P.E.). But along with the "bingo", there should be recognition that, economically, market power on the seller's side (monopoly, oligopoly, cartels) isn't necessarily a bad thing. It is often the only counterbalance market power on the buyer's side, such as in labor markets. Long before I was a P.E., I was a Teamster.

  46. Re:Slashdot - Links in Comments by McGiraf · · Score: 1

    STOP USING Chrome 12.0.742.112 OR SOME SHIT U NOOB!

  47. Re:All lawyers are evil..and all geeks have Asperg by sourcerror · · Score: 1

    Care to read the summary?

  48. begs question: what is practice of law? by Gloizen · · Score: 1
    Unauthorized practice of law is prohibited. OK, fine. But what is "practice of law"?

    Merely telling someone what the law says is *not* practicing law.
    Representing someone in court is *certainly* practicing law.
    There's a lot of grey area in between.

    How about analyzing a client's situation, reviewing applicable law, advising the client of their legal options, and recommending a course of action? That's what most lawyers do. That sounds like "practice of law" to me.

    But if *that's* illegal (for a non-lawyer), then wouldn't it be illegal for me to tell my driving student, when he is approaching a red light, that red means stop, and that he should stop?

  49. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by Toonol · · Score: 1

    Your comment is true, except for an incorrect emphasis. The last line... "Of course, professions also seek licensing to minimize competition and increase barriers to entry."... is the primary reason for licensing, and the other paragraphs talking about ensuring competency are only a minor reason they exist.

  50. state law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmm, is it possible California residents can be included in this class action? I am actually very dissatisfied with the service recieved from LegalZoom.

  51. LegalZoom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Out of curiosity, how many of the people here defending LegalZoom have actually used it? I looked into it once, but didn't go through with it because of the horrible reviews. Basically what I got out of the reviews was that they charge you a ton of money to give you unfilled documents that you do yourself (which, if true, is very different from what they make you believe you're getting). It seemed like these documents weren't much more than what you could pick up from whatever government department handles what you're trying to do. I'm genuinely curious, as I still haven't done what I was going to do through them (register/start my LLC). Anyone have actual experience with them?

  52. next up.. by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Next up:

    Law students that host study groups
    Books that law students study
    The Constitution
    News Reporters

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  53. We should sue WebMD... by madhatter256 · · Score: 1

    If legal zoom offers legal advice and WebMD offers medical advice.... then people should sue that site also since you can diagnose yourself without a license....

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  54. Gotta Protect the Legal Guild by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The legal guild is just like the assassins guild in disc world, very good at protecting their business....

  55. Does that include by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    non lawyers that pass state laws?

  56. Redtail Guppies by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2

    I'd like the court to explain why, in any other class action suit, the victim can lose hundreds of dollars and gets maybe $3 back. But in a case that costs lawyers to lose business, the class action suit can get the "victims" three times what they actually paid.

    1. Re:Redtail Guppies by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Because the rules were drawn up by lawyers and ex-lawyer politicians with lawyer friends?

  57. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by rahvin112 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Damn wage protections. Like those stupid licensed Civil engineers. Anyone should be able to design a building for occupancy by the public. If that building falls down in a 20mph wind and kills everyone inside it doesn't matter because licensing isn't about making sure they are knowledgeable but in fact wage protection!

    And what about those barbers and manicurists, who cares if they don't know what they are doing and they sever a major artery while shaving your, or the manicurist triggers an infection that results in your hands being amputated. It's just wage protection.

    Plumbers are the worst in this, it shouldn't matter that if they don't know what they are doing the sewage will back-flow into the sinks or that if they calculate pressure wrong the pipe could explode and kill anyone standing next to it. Just stupid wage protection.

    Electricians are just as bad, who cares if turning on a light switch could electrocute you. That they might electrify your toilet so that attempting to use it could kill you is only a minor problem, just wage protection!

    And pharmacists, after all they only count pills, it shouldn't matter if two different doctors prescribe drugs that will kill you if taken together. That's your fault for going to separate doctors. And those drugs that have to be mixed in the pharmacy? Why you just hire some 15 year old to eyeball it. Doesn't matter if they get the dosage wrong and your arm dies. Minor problems, it's all about wage protection!

    You are a FOOL. License in any profession exists because at some point in the past someone was either killed, maimed or severely harmed. Ensuring that certain professions are staffed by not only knowledgeable but competent people is essential to life safety of the general public because the general public isn't smart enough to see a bearing wall and ceiling sagging that indicates a design flaw that will result in the roof caving in and killing the occupants. That you can't see why licensed professions exist should point you to where YOUR problems lie.

  58. Interesting facts. by nixed3 · · Score: 1

    I am a lawyer and a Slashdot regular. I am used to the abuse that my profession receives on these boards. A lot of it is justified. A lot of it is not. The following is not legal advice, but merely my observations.

    The rules regulating the Unauthorized Practice of Law in each jurisdiction are among the strictest there are. I happen to agree with them because hiring someone to give you personal legal advice who isn't authorized to practice can -easily- cost you serious money, and at worst, it can effectively ruin your life. It's like that with many professions, although lawyers tend to have the most elaborate rules because, well, they're lawyers. Based on my limited, non-researched knowledge of this situation, I don't think LegalZoom qualifies as "practicing law" simply because the Judge will view it as a complex form database.

    This case will hinge on three issues:

    1) What constitutes the unauthorized practice of law in Missouri? This issue is easy because there's a statute. From the article: "Missouri's statutes define law practice as, among other things, "the drawing or the . . . assisting in the drawing for a valuable consideration of any paper, document or instrument affecting . . . [legal] rights."

    2) Has that statute been interpreted by authority? Yes, there is at least one that favor's LegalZoom's stance. From the article: "On its face that language certainly sounds broad enough to cover what LegalZoom does. But in 1978 the Missouri Supreme Court effectively narrowed that language when it reviewed a case in which Missouri bar authorities sought to punish the sellers of a divorce kit that consisted of nothing but blank legal forms and instruction booklets for filling them out. The court ruled that merely marketing such materials did not amount to practicing law absent "personal advice as to legal remedies or the consequences of flowing therefrom.""

    Here's another really interesting Missouri case that seems to disfavor LegalZoom: (1992) Escrow companies may not prepare or complete nonstandard or specialized documents such as contracts for deed, special warranty deeds, leases, lease-purchase agreements, easement agreements, well agreements, trustee deeds, wraparound notes and deeds of trust or any other document that requires the exercise of judgment or discretion, because such activities constitute the practice of law or doing business of law in the state, In re First Escrow, Inc., 840 S.W.2d 839 (Mo. banc).

    3) Does LegalZoom "merely market such materials [as blank legal forms and instruction booklets]"? Or does it go so far as to give you "personal advice as to "legal remedies or the consequences..." This is where the case will be decided, and it depends on interpretation. Does bit of code asking a series of X questions qualify as giving personal advice? LegalZoom tends to ask pretty detailed questions that certainly help to refine each customer's needs. Something that asks "How many children do you have" is probably not personalized advice; however, something that asks "How many children do you have? Do you want to create a Trust account for your son? Do you want it to be a Spendthrift trust? What limits will there be on the divestment of funds?... etc." starts bordering on personalized legal advice that "requires the exercise of judgment or discretion" and the consequences therein.

    Again I am not qualified to pass a judgment on this case as I have not fully researched the relevant law. I think the judge can rule either way pretty easily. My gut feeling is that this case will be thrown out and there will be no recovery.

    Interesting case nonetheless. I figured this would happen in at least one state sometime soon, especially as LegalZoom bigger and their forms got more in-depth.

  59. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by Dravik · · Score: 1

    What is the definition of qualified person? Your assertion would be true if anybody could take the test and be certified if they were competent. electricians generally must spend 4 or more years as a union apprentice before being allowed to take the test. Same thing with plumbers. Lawyers must have completed an accredited law degree before they can even take the bar. Ohh, and they have to join and pay dues to the bar. In case your not noticing the pattern, you must pay a lot of money to the guilds(bar, unions, etc..) before you're even allowed to attempt to show your competence. I'm not a certified electrician , but I've had to spend a lot of time doing electrical work in my house because multiple "competent" "quality controlled" certified electricians did shoddy work for the previous owners of the house. I'm just glad I live in a union unfriendly state so it only takes an BS in Electrical Engineering to get around the unions.

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  60. Re:All lawyers are evil..and all geeks have Asperg by Dravik · · Score: 1

    ...You go to a lawyer when you want to buy a house, and 3 years later find out the previous owners lied and the foundation was rotten. You go to a lawyer when you want to start a company and want to make sure that one person doesn't go off and bring it all down by their own mistakes. You go to a lawyer when the system has run you over and you don't know how to stand up for yourself...

    Everything you listed are things people really need lawyers for. Does the young couple with no children and no assets in an uncontested divorce need lawyers? No, they need a form and a service that files that form with the court. Does someone who just wants to leave everything he has to his son need a lawyer? No, a will form in a standard format for his state is all he needs. The majority of health problems are things like a twisted ankle or the sniffles. You don't need a doctor to tell you to take it easy for a couple of days and take some asprin. Most regular people don't have anything complicated that a para-legal or some pre-formatted forms couldn't handle for them.

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  61. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The implication of your "argument" is that in our perfect little world, no one ever comes to physical or financial harm due to incompetent doctors, lawyers, engineers, plumbers, electricians, etc. because such folks do not exist! They all have their licenses which guarantee quality work. Both sides in a courtroom always win because they have competent, licensed lawyers. You are the FOOL, sir, for putting stock in that nonsense.

  62. Jurisdiction? by acoustix · · Score: 1

    If the company that runs legalzoom.com does not have a physical presence in Missouri, then how can they be sued under Missouri law? Does every website operated within the US have to meet the requirements of all 50 states plus federal law? Or do websites only have to meet the state (and federal) requirements where they have a physical presence?

    I'm curious as to how this works.

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    "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    1. Re:Jurisdiction? by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      Directed activity. They 1. Advertised in and 2. Sold things to people in Missouri.

    2. Re:Jurisdiction? by acoustix · · Score: 1

      Ah! Thanks.

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      "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
  63. Ah HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Missouri law says that someone who has paid money to a non-lawyer for legal services is entitled to sue the poseur for a sum equal to three times what he paid."

    SO the lawyers will only be able to recover 3 times the money they sent to the company, other Mussouri based income to the company will only be sue-able to the individuals who paid for the service themselves, not the lawyers, the lawyers can't even fight for them on this one unless hired. The 'someone' is only entitles to 3 times what he himself has paid.

  64. E-Juries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait for e-jury duty. I can fast forward through the boring parts and press the "Convict" button!

  65. Re:Occupational Licensure - Incumbent Wage Protect by kmoser · · Score: 1

    While I agree that licensing laws protect wages, and in many cases are ridiculous - does it really matter if your barber is licensed? - there are also valid reason for licensing some professions

    A license indicates a level of understanding of the basics of a profession - a plumber or electrician knows code and some of the reasons behind it so you get proper water seals and safe circuits installed. A pharmacists understands drug interactions and, assuming you use the same one, can catch incorrect prescriptions or potential adverse reactions with drugs you are already taking; they are a second line of defense to ensure your safety.

    A licensed barber understands the basics of hygiene and knows how to properly disinfect their shears, combs and other equipment.

    That being said, I think most fields should allow unlicensed practitioners, with a strong caveat emptor warning. (Note: I may have used a Latin phrase but this is not legal advice and I am not a lawyer. Nor do I want to cut your hair.)

  66. LegalZoom, Law Practice, Pending Suit, Fun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The State Bar of Texas went after Nolo Press for much the same kind of thing except that they didn’t even draft documents. The Texas Department of Criminal Justice-Institutional Division (State Prison Industrial Complex Management Gang) has taken drastic action to prevent prisoners from seeing the best collection of legal and practical advice on preparing to go and going to prison, navigating the maddeningly Byzantine prison disciplinary and parole system without paying off or sleeping with any politicians or beaurocrats, etc. Nobody ever went after the stationary stores that had sold blank legal forms to all comers as long as anyone remembers.
    I practiced law in Texas for 35 years. I’ve represented lawyers and people suing lawyers. I am firmly convinced that you could get a computer, a lop-eared Missouri mule, or a sociopathic crook through the “character and fitness” process, law school, the bar exam, years of active practice, and a high court judgeship or position with the State Bar, as long as they didn’t uncover and dig into child molestation or some other sickening form of official corruption by a politically connected individual (either party).
    I’ve seen, and made some fees trying to straighten out, or having to do a lot of work that should not have been necessary because of, some very badly fouled up legal documents drafted by non-lawyers using form books or on-line forms. I’ve also seen, and been involved in straightening or trying to straighten out, some incredible screw-ups by lawyers including some “rated” ones and the senior name partner of a firm, and seen other examples of this reported in the case law where sometimes the damage could not be undone. You have to work at it to leave the disposition paragraph blank in a will for a major client and his wife, even when you first adopted word processing, or include archaic form-book language in your own will that disinherits the named beneficiaries, your two adopted sons. I have designed and redesigned forms for other lawyers and some in even the most expensive form collections designed to be used by lawyers (and, of course, legal secretaries) to try to take a lot of the many, many blanks offering opportunities to goof out of them. I was then involved in a losing case where one of these lawyers cost his client a small fortune by doing what I discovered more than one had done, simply failing to have the client sign the documents.

    I’m not familiar with LegalZoom’s and some of the other forms marketed to laymen, but have seen some of Nolo Press’ books that were pretty good. Many of the forms marketed directly to laymen prove downright dangerous. Some real estate, etc., forms that should be easy don’t give you a clue what goes in which blank, and you would be surprised how often you see deeds and mortgages with the parties plugged in backward. I have been hired to redraft several pro se divorce petitioners’ proposed final decrees, which, in Texas, unlike some other states, contain dozens of pages of prescribed information about child visitation with a few choices, and, if, as very often happens, a party’s retirement or other employee benefits are a significant asset to be divided, you have an incredible series of traps and these forms are not found in most published divorce kits, nor do they warn you about the problem. Of course, I bought a major legal publisher’s computer program for preparing family law paperwork only to discover that it did not include things needed in Texas, nor had it been updated to include language required by the most recent session of the Texas legislature, as represented and warranted, making it not only useless but dangerous even to a lawyer.
    I seriously doubt, after looking at some of these cases, though I have not yet read the Missouri case cited, that the Supreme Court would uphold a ban on publishing information, including forms. To select the proper form and fill it out correctly has been held he

  67. government regulation equals corporate profits by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

    Lawyers, doctors, public teachers unions, drug companies, banks, insurance companies, government employee unions, drug cartels, the prison industrial complex - all colluding with government to limit our freedom, expand their power, and raid our wallets.

    More and more, I've been thinking about the US as the old Soviet Union. Of course not as bad, but with systemic problems limiting freedom and flushing money down the toilet, while the corrupt kleptocracy running the place manages to fish a few dollars out of the bowl before the flush.