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  1. Re:So just like the old Sears crap? on Retail Chains To Strike Back Against Online Vendors · · Score: 1

    Think you got a little crossed up. One store (Staples) did not have what he was looking for and pulled a bit of bait and switch. They went to another store (BB) that did have something he was looking for. It was a bit more money than anticipated, so the salesdrone kicked in a bag to make the deal roughly equal to the online deal.

  2. Re:Um, me on Installation of Blue Waters Petaflop Supercomputer Begins · · Score: 3, Funny

    You raise an interesting point. The usual level of Slashdot "commentary" on Supercomputers usually isn't much above the level of jokes about Crysis and pissing matches between AMD ARM and Intel fanboys.

    Back in my day, the Slashdot "commentary" on Supercomputers was about Beowulf clusters and Natalie Portman and hot grits.

    Damned kids running around on my lawn again...

  3. Re:Not getting it. on Some Critics Suggest Apple Boycott Over Chinese Working Conditions · · Score: 1

    I think you're missing the point.

    That might be due at least in part to your piss poor ability to clarify it.

  4. Re:Good luck getting the protestors to support tha on Some Critics Suggest Apple Boycott Over Chinese Working Conditions · · Score: 1

    I actually know people who do this.

    I actually know that the plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.

  5. Re:This just in... on Super Wi-Fi Isn't Really Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    No, AC is the second user. User number one was Cmdr. Taco. He had to create the AC user so when he discovered that logged in posters sometimes posted stuff that was so banal and full of crap that they might want to do it anonymously for fear of ridicule.

  6. Re:This is like taking over the Death Star on Righthaven Redux — With a Difference · · Score: 1

    It's now called the Life Star, and instead of blowing up planets, it'll cover them with a spray of flowers.

    Or something.

    I just wanted to use the Star Wars metaphor.

    Everyone knows it should be called the Peace Moon.

  7. Re:SR-71 on Aging U-2 Will Fight On Into the Next Decade · · Score: 1

    The space shuttle isn't normally counted as an aircraft.

    Garbage scow? Flying lorry? Expensive boondoggle?

  8. Re:Politics and technology on Aging U-2 Will Fight On Into the Next Decade · · Score: 1

    A Republican tries to cut the fat out of the defense budget and he STILL gets criticized.

    He wasn't cutting the fat, he was shifting it. Like how his body tries to shift fat straight into his coronary arteries.

  9. Re:Technically, they're not U-2s anymore... on Aging U-2 Will Fight On Into the Next Decade · · Score: 1

    I prefer a more overt posterior.

    And I cannot lie,
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung

  10. Re:Why not in America? on Thousands Take To the Streets To Protest ACTA · · Score: 1

    1812, the Americans invaded Canada, and in return the Canadians invaded the US and burned down the White House, just as a reminder not to do THAT again.

    I notice you ignore the 'Canadians' (aka, British) impressment of US citizens for the preceeding ~30 years. I'm also particularly fond of the civilians and their institutions that were bombed by those 'morally superior' North American Brits. (Grew up in a town that was a major landing site in 1812).

    Anywho, I notice you toodled along back home to shag moose and argue with your French cousins for the last century or two.

  11. Re:Let's do Brussels next weekend... on Thousands Take To the Streets To Protest ACTA · · Score: 1

    "Might" ;D

    As in it might make those geeks smell better, amirite?

  12. Re:ACTA Represents the End... on Thousands Take To the Streets To Protest ACTA · · Score: 1

    When shit hits the fan and the government collapse, you will want the means by which to defend yourself and your family from your fellow neighbors.

    They assume the police will protect you, despite Castle Rock vs. Gonzales and similar cases.

  13. Re:Moron on Thai Gov't Welcomes Twitter's Censorship Plans · · Score: 1

    What weirds me out is their fascination with teaching the royalty through song and dance numbers.

  14. Re:Achilles Heel on Jailbreaking the Internet For Freedom's Sake · · Score: 1

    It worked for Louis CK

  15. there it is... on Sinclair ZX81 Made Out of Lego · · Score: 1

    And there we go. Worst. Slashdot. Article. Ever. </comicbookguy>

    Close it up. Go home. Drop your account. This verifies Kristopeit and negates the need for Netcraft confirmation.

  16. Re:Meh, I prefer Bjork's earlier work on UCLA Professor Says Conventional Wisdom on Study Habits Is All Washed Up · · Score: 1

    I guess Robert Bjork must be the husband of the pop artist Bjork Bjork.

    And their child De Tooty Bjork married an unrelated woman named Um Bjork who took a hyphenated last name and now insists she be called Um Bjork Bjork-Bjork.

  17. Re:Just tried it on Siri Competitor Evi Arrives, But Already Overloaded · · Score: 1

    Ask it where you can find 'dead nigger storage'.

    I'm not sure, but I have it on good authority that there's no sign out front to that effect.

  18. Re:So basically it is another crappy rip off on Siri Competitor Evi Arrives, But Already Overloaded · · Score: 1

    That's ok, because The Beatles sucked.

    And Head was the greatest movie of all time, right?

  19. Re:Innovation is... on Ubuntu 12.04 To Include Head-Up Display Menus · · Score: 1

    Nah - all my criticism is already available for free ...

    Besides ... who are these #1, 2 and 3 you speak of? ;-p

    I was trying not to inflate your ego; you do such a good job of it yourself.

  20. Re:Hmmm on Amateur UAV Pilot Exposes Texas River of Blood · · Score: 0

    But, but, but, what do you mean they can't pollute the commons, leaving a trail a mile wide and get away with it?

    Some_woman, are you back also?

  21. Re:Hmmm on Amateur UAV Pilot Exposes Texas River of Blood · · Score: 0

    Ahh, one of slashdot's libertardian, mouth-breathing trolls is back.

  22. Re:noplace does it say WHERE on Julian Assange To Host Talk Show · · Score: 1

    my guess is that he's on deep cable on Jupiter, top tier plus $20 a month.

    Damn, that's still better than Keith Olbermann's new network.

  23. Re:Waste of airtime! on Julian Assange To Host Talk Show · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have yet to see any reason Assange is accorded any level of respect from certain quarters of the international community.

    Because he knows how to create paragraph breaks?

  24. Re:Innovation is... on Ubuntu 12.04 To Include Head-Up Display Menus · · Score: 1

    If he had more brains than ego, he'd hire his 10 biggest critics to tear into everything and see if there's anything worth salvaging.

    You only say that because you figure you'll get hired somewhere around number four.

  25. Re:Tea. on Pirate Bay To Offer Physical Item Downloads · · Score: 1

    And you'll get a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

    That's ok, I just wanted to use it as a Brownian motion generator.