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What is 'IT'?
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It's a remote control for nuclear missles. Now before you dismiss me, look at the facts:
IT is not a medical invention.
-- Mmm hmm!
In a private meeting with Bezos, Jobs and Doerr, Kamen assembled two Gingers -- or ITs -- in 10 minutes, using a screwdriver and hex wrenches from components that fit into a couple of large duffel bags and some cardboard boxes.
--Yep. Remote control.
The invention has a fun element to it, because once a Ginger was turned on, Bezos started laughing his "loud, honking laugh".
--Blowing up IRAQ is fun!
There are possibly two Ginger models, named Metro and Pro -- and the Metro may possibly cost less than $2,000
--Well yeah enough equipment to scramble your radio waves so the Pentagon has no clue..
Bezos is quoted as saying that IT "...is a product so revolutionary, you'll have no problem selling it. The question is, are people going to be allowed to use it?"
--Good question. Will they let people have their own nukes?
Jobs is quoted as saying: "...If enough people see the machine you won't have to convince them to architect cities around it. It'll just happen."
--Yeah, because who is stupid enough to be in the place where the remote control _ISN'T_ at? The person who controls the remote wouldn't blow themselves up!
Kemper says the invention will "sweep over the world and change lives, cities, and ways of thinking."
--Blowing shit up does that.
The "core technology and its implementations" will, according to Kamen, "have a big, broad impact not only on social institutions but some billion-dollar old-line companies." And the invention will "profoundly affect our environment and the way people live worldwide. It will be an alternative to products that are dirty, expensive, sometimes dangerous and often frustrating, especially for people in the cities."
-- Yes, you can quickly annihalate huge cities with your new IT(TM) Remote Control!
IT will be a mass-market consumer product "likely to run afoul of existing regulations and or inspire new ones," according to Kemper. The invention will also likely require "meeting with city planners, regulators, legislators, large commercial companies and university presidents about how cities, companies and campuses can be retro-fitted for Ginger."
--We will become a fragmented society and wage wars on eachother! The end is near, my friends!
The signs are there. You now know the truth!
Now before you freak out, if you send me your credit card number and authorize a $200 charge I will send you my new book entitled "How To Survive a Nuclear Blast." There are only 500 copies left, so get yours today!
I won't tell everyone that the only junk ya sell is stuff from EverQuest:) Seems like a good way to make money while playing games, you must have made $50 already!
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Once these are out, hopefully people will bounce on the opportunity to get these writers and companies that manufacture portable mp3/cd players will support this new standard.
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It's a remote control for nuclear missles. Now before you dismiss me, look at the facts:
IT is not a medical invention.
-- Mmm hmm!
In a private meeting with Bezos, Jobs and Doerr, Kamen assembled two Gingers -- or ITs -- in 10 minutes, using a screwdriver and hex wrenches from components that fit into a couple of large duffel bags and some cardboard boxes.
--Yep. Remote control.
The invention has a fun element to it, because once a Ginger was turned on, Bezos started laughing his "loud, honking laugh".
--Blowing up IRAQ is fun!
There are possibly two Ginger models, named Metro and Pro -- and the Metro may possibly cost less than $2,000
--Well yeah enough equipment to scramble your radio waves so the Pentagon has no clue..
Bezos is quoted as saying that IT "...is a product so revolutionary, you'll have no problem selling it. The question is, are people going to be allowed to use it?"
--Good question. Will they let people have their own nukes?
Jobs is quoted as saying: "...If enough people see the machine you won't have to convince them to architect cities around it. It'll just happen."
--Yeah, because who is stupid enough to be in the place where the remote control _ISN'T_ at? The person who controls the remote wouldn't blow themselves up!
Kemper says the invention will "sweep over the world and change lives, cities, and ways of thinking."
--Blowing shit up does that.
The "core technology and its implementations" will, according to Kamen, "have a big, broad impact not only on social institutions but some billion-dollar old-line companies." And the invention will "profoundly affect our environment and the way people live worldwide. It will be an alternative to products that are dirty, expensive, sometimes dangerous and often frustrating, especially for people in the cities."
-- Yes, you can quickly annihalate huge cities with your new IT(TM) Remote Control!
IT will be a mass-market consumer product "likely to run afoul of existing regulations and or inspire new ones," according to Kemper. The invention will also likely require "meeting with city planners, regulators, legislators, large commercial companies and university presidents about how cities, companies and campuses can be retro-fitted for Ginger."
--We will become a fragmented society and wage wars on eachother! The end is near, my friends!
The signs are there. You now know the truth!
Now before you freak out, if you send me your credit card number and authorize a $200 charge I will send you my new book entitled "How To Survive a Nuclear Blast." There are only 500 copies left, so get yours today!
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It's their new hot product: chicken wings. Except it comes with dipping sauce.
This will revolutionize the entire world!
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I won't tell everyone that the only junk ya sell is stuff from EverQuest :) Seems like a good way to make money while playing games, you must have made $50 already!
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Once these are out, hopefully people will bounce on the opportunity to get these writers and companies that manufacture portable mp3/cd players will support this new standard.
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Few more details on what you're talking about?
You want me to stop making comment on articles?
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All Web pages collect this type of information. What makes this so special -- just because it is through email?
Give me a break.
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What's Bill Gates' net worth now? around 60 billion? The perfect thing for him to use his fortune on.
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I kinda doubt that the sponsors have dried up. Take a look at this page:
http://www.dotcomguy.com/whopartners.html
Seems that he has plenty of sponsors.
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What do /. readers think of the possibility that in the next 5, 10, or 100 years there will be a nuclear war?
or how about the possibility of the US bombing Iraq out of existance?
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