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  1. Re:Iris on Siri Gives Apple Two Year Advantage Over Android · · Score: 1

    This reminded me of something that makes me chuckle. The Android commercial where the robot is saying "Get yourself an Android. Get yourself an Android"? The voice is exactly like Apple's Zarvox voice. I actually prepped my machine to say it the next time the commercial would come on to show to the wife. (She said "Neat" and went back to reading her book, lol)

  2. Re:Iris on Siri Gives Apple Two Year Advantage Over Android · · Score: 1

    That was either the most awesome and/or nerdiest comment ever. Either way, I salute you!

  3. Funny ancedote on Siri Gives Apple Two Year Advantage Over Android · · Score: 1

    Co-worker asked Siri "Where is the best spot to bury a body?" It provided a list of local graveyards and (the weird part) local parks! More interesting was the funny look when I asked her "Why did you ask that?" It you don't hear from in a few da.... ahhhH!

  4. Re:Meaning on Amazon Launching eBook Lending Program, Publishers Unenthusiastic · · Score: 1

    Time for you start taking your meds again. Wow.

  5. Re:Someone should explain to them... on Amazon Launching eBook Lending Program, Publishers Unenthusiastic · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see you copy my dog.

  6. FTL Mosquitoes? on Light Barrier Repels Mosquitoes · · Score: 1

    Are they repelled, or just mildly annoyed.
    Also, they should incorporate UV light as a secondary feature so your can be mosquito free while tanning.

  7. Test results? on Intelligent Absorbent Removes Radioactive Material · · Score: 1

    Are then any published testing results, experimental data? Sounds great, but we do hear about all kinds of wonderful stuff that "can do XYZ" really soon now.

  8. Re:Not the worst problem... on Google's iOS Gmail App Pulled · · Score: 1

    Was wondering how long it would take someone to blame Apple.

  9. Re:This is getting out of hand on Consumer Tech: an IT Nightmare · · Score: 1

    Be careful what you wish for. If everything was stable, you'd be a part time employee.

  10. Re:At first at least. on No Windows 8 Plot To Lock Out Linux · · Score: 2

    We promise! Really!

  11. Auto guilty on 1st Strikes Issued Under New Zealand Anti-Piracy Laws · · Score: 1

    For the 6 that downloaded Lady Gaga, they should be automatically declared guilty for bad taste.
    On the serious side, this "auto-guilty" stance is really going to get out of hand.

  12. Re:Single point of failure on ASUS Running Out of Hard Disks · · Score: 1

    Didn't you know that all cookies are made by Elves in one single tree? (The fudge is outsourced, though)

  13. Yay, recycled again on Rethinking the Nature of Files · · Score: 1

    Terminals, network PCs, cloud, whatever.
    If companies want to put their stuff out "there," feel free.
    I want my grubby hand on my files. AND I use whiteout on them. (PITA take the drives in and out of the enclosure all the time, though)

  14. Lawyer or safety deposit box on Ask Slashdot: How To Securely Share Passwords? · · Score: 1

    Drop your new password off each month, with instructions to release to XYZ upon your death. Pain in the butt, but it securely keeps your passwords with a dead-safe fallback.

  15. It's the UN? on US Defunds UNESCO After Palestine Vote · · Score: 0

    So what.

  16. Re:USA against the World? on US Defunds UNESCO After Palestine Vote · · Score: 1

    So fucking true. Yet, oddly, with none of the downsides. I running into a limit of things to get pissed at anymore.

  17. Cheap for now on Paper-Based Explosives Sensor Made Using an Inkjet · · Score: 1

    Then the government will buy the tech, and suddenly each one is 1,200X more expensive. And not because it needs to be MIL-SPEC standard, just because there will be an entire new department to deal with it, maybe even with a Printer Czar for the fun of it. So sick of the government right now. (Yes, I do vote)

  18. Re:Um.... on Federal Contractors Are $600 Screwdrivers · · Score: 1

    Yep, when I was an IT guy (all design, typing, etc., but no hardware) for a contractor to the gov, I was billed at 3.8X what I got paid. Supposedly it was for "overhead." $160/hour is a whole lot of overhead. The fun part is the bosses even told us what our multiplier was so we could do cost proposals. They also told us what THEIR multipliers were so we could cost them. Wooee....

  19. Impressive on China Builds 1-Petaflop Homegrown Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    I would have thought that 8,700 abacuses would take more power than that.

  20. So what? on Nationwide Test of the Emergency Broadcast System · · Score: 1

    I get these every other night. Yay, now I can get an Amber alert from California, or a tornado warning from Kansas. Seriously, if a nationwide alert was required, we would all be just running amuck and panicking. And then die.

  21. Um, Photoshop? on Strange Video of Dancing Cloud Explained By Electric Discharge · · Score: 1

    I've seen better fakes on ghost hunting shows.

  22. All this vaccine shit on HPV Vaccine Recommended For Boys · · Score: 1

    from one guy's paper who later refuted his own findings and was repudiated by everyone before that.

    But hey, we always have the celebrities....

  23. Re:9 Megatons on US's Most Powerful Nuclear Bomb Being Dismantled · · Score: 1

    How many Library of Congress's is that?

  24. Ask for a Google monitor person a year from now on FTC To Monitor Google's Privacy Practices For 20 Years · · Score: 1

    and see how many there are....

    (Crickets)

  25. Re:Use CE, Avoid AD to designate the years. on Mystery of an Ancient Super Nova Solved · · Score: 1

    How about we just use +/- 0 (zero). Pick your point, all nicely metric like.