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Consumer Tech: an IT Nightmare

snydeq writes "Advice Line's Bob Lewis discusses the difficulties IT faces in embracing the kinds of consumer technologies business users are demanding they support. 'Let's assume the consumerization of IT is the big trend many think it is. But using consumer tech in a business environment is a very different matter from being satisfied with consumer tech in a business environment. One of IT's legitimate gripes is that we're often asked to turn consumer-grade technology into business-grade technology with a wave of our magic wands. On top of the intrinsic technical challenges, there's this: IT doesn't have anything that even resembles a methodology for performing the business analysis we need to figure out what it means to put consumer tech to productive day-to-day use.'"

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  1. Very True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the hardest fights I've had in IT is explaining why I spend $300 a drive from HP and not $70 for the same capacity from Newegg.

    That and explaining that a 48 port gigabit Linksys is NOT even in the same class as a 4948.

    Too many business people very IT as a cost center and too many IT managers/directors do a poor job of explaining the value of their org.

    1. Re:Very True by Miamicanes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, the $70 drive from Newegg is 7200 RPM, 2+TB, and has 64mb cache. The $300 drive from HP is 5400rpm, 320mb, and comes with a piece of paper saying it's 'certified' compatible with the server, and they'll replace it free when it dies 7-18 months from now (same as the $70 drive's equally short lifespan). What a bargain.

      Spending more for SLC vs MLC? sure. Ditto, for the network gear. But don't kid yourself... "enterprise" drives are no less failure-prone than their Best Buy Brethren. Nowadays, they're *all* crap. :-(

    2. Re:Very True by alen · · Score: 2

      But HP will overnight me a drive once I send them a diagnostic report. And the drive has custom firmware and guaranteed to work with HP branded raid controllers

    3. Re:Very True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many business people very IT as a cost center and too many IT managers/directors do a poor job of explaining the value of their org.

      Which is why I left the IT cost center side and became a IT consultant instead. Paid the same money for normal hours, but as a consultant I get full overtime compensation and 2x rate for weekend work. I can highly recommend it. Staying with an in-house IT organisation that is treated like a second class corporate citizen is painful and a dead-end for your career. Being well paid as a consultant makes it a lot more enjoyable and you get exposed to a lot more people that might be future employers.. Go for it!

    4. Re:Very True by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      So why not buy 3 drives for $210, or 4 drives for $280 and RAID them, that way you don't have to worry about when a drive goes down??

    5. Re:Very True by sribe · · Score: 3, Informative

      Spending more for SLC vs MLC? sure. Ditto, for the network gear. But don't kid yourself... "enterprise" drives are no less failure-prone than their Best Buy Brethren. Nowadays, they're *all* crap.

      Really? With Seagate Barracuda LP drives I had a 95% failure rate within a year. (Different batches of drives in different servers in different data centers, FYI.) With Seagate Constellation ES I've seen 5%. Now granted, the "enterprise" drives shouldn't even have that high of a failure rate, but they are a LOT better.

    6. Re:Very True by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      just go down to best buy and get a few linksys wifi routers and enable corporate wide wifi....

    7. Re:Very True by alen · · Score: 1

      HP drIves alsO have a predictive failure warranty

    8. Re:Very True by chill · · Score: 1

      Really? How about spending $140 and buying TWO of the cheaper drives instead, and putting one aside for a spare. Or a hot spare, if you so wish.

      Sun used the same excuses to vastly overcharge on components. The only reason it happens is so the companies can pad their bottom line with high-margin items.

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    9. Re:Very True by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Or you just pay $240 (3 drives * $80/drive) to keep extra drives on hand while they go through the replacement cycle.

    10. Re:Very True by skids · · Score: 1

      Too much salesmanship and time spent maintaining personal connections for me. I'm just not wired for that. I just found an IT shop that isn't treated as a second class corporate citizens. It's easy to get what you need to do a job if A) you have reasonable bosses that trust you and B) you don't ask for crap you don't need, which includes seriously introspecting about whether you are asking for something based on the needs of the organization, or some personal dogma.

    11. Re:Very True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no way you had a 95% failure rate within a year unless something else was going wrong. Maybe an inconsistent power supply from the electric company?? Maybe way way too little RAM for whatever they were doing?? I hope you returned them all since that's like at least 19 out of 20 in under 12 months, they had to be under warranty.

    12. Re:Very True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But HP will overnight me a drive once I send them a diagnostic report.

      But you can buy 2 drives from newegg and still be at only 1/2 the price of the one from HP. You can save 1/2 your money and still have a drive in reserve if one crashes out.

      And the drive has custom firmware and guaranteed to work with HP branded raid controllers

      You're having trouble getting other drives to work with their RAID controllers? Really?

    13. Re:Very True by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      One of the hardest fights I've had in IT is explaining why I spend $300 a drive from HP and not $70 for the same capacity from Newegg.

      Ignorance? Completely lack of education about actual performance of the drives themselves and their life expectancy? I could come up with lots of reasons why you would do it, but they'd all make you look dumb. That $300 drive is hardly worth more than the $70, and when put in a proper RAID setup, it matters even less.

      That and explaining that a 48 port gigabit Linksys is NOT even in the same class as a 4948.

      Yes, those are different, but its unlikely if you're having that discussion that you're doing anything that would actually require the high end switch for your users to notice a difference.

      Basically, you just made yourself look stupid.

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    14. Re:Very True by BitZtream · · Score: 2

      Bullshit.

      With a 95% failure rate you could have had seagate tickling your balls while they tried to figure out what was going wrong ... right up until the point where they should you how your power supplies were frying the drives.

      That is simply unbelievable to anyone with 1/4 of a clue.

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    15. Re:Very True by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      If cost is no object, fine. Go with the "enterprise" hardware. In duplicate or triplicate. But IMHO, if it comes down to choosing between a single certified "enterprise-class" hard drive, or a pair of Velociraptors in RAID1 (or better yet, a menage-a-trois doing RAID5), you'd have to be completely insane to sacrifice redundancy for minimally better odds of non-failure by an expensive single drive.

    16. Re:Very True by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      2 TB drive $70 on newegg? Where??

    17. Re:Very True by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yea, and IBM used to sell you a 1k RAM upgrade for $65k ... and when the technician came to 'install' your upgrade ... he removed a jumper so the other 1k that was already in the fucking machine would work. You're getting ripped off and just aren't bright enough to realize it.

      If you claimed that 'management won't hold me responsible' as your excuse, then I'd understand, but you actually think that HP is selling you better drives ...

      You do realize that ... THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE DRIVES right? You're actually buying that $70 ... and paying $300 for it. Well, it and the rebranding they did to the firmware with a hex editor.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_disk_drive#Manufacturers

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    18. Re:Very True by Amouth · · Score: 2, Informative

      the most common "failure" is due to how the drive firmware handles bad sectors

      - a "enterprise" drive passes the bad sector info to the controller to allow it to remap and also use it as a predictive failure indicator.

      - a "consumer" drive remaps internally and depending on the firmware it will try to recover the sector an in general hang/timeout on I/O while doing this

      When a Raid controller sees the drive hang/timeout on I/O it is considered a "failed" drive. While people will argue that all it takes is a reset and the drive is good to go - it puts the array in a degraded state which puts data at risk and also reduces the array's performance - and don't forget to count the $in someones time dealing with it.

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    19. Re:Very True by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      All that means is Seagate is pulling the better drives out of the bunch and leaving the absolute shite at the bottom of the barrel for consumers. Personally I'd buy up Samsung and Hitachi drives while you can if I was you, I've put those drives in some pretty hellish places and they take serious abuse.

      But if you are serious about a 95% failure rate I'd say you were buying off the back of a truck or ur doin it wrong.Even with the cheap ass bottom of the barrel Maxtors I've never seen higher than 10% and even with those one good stress test when first unpacked (I keep an old box around loaded with Spinrite for just such a job, Spinrite level II will cause those drives that are shit from the factory to overheat and die hard) fixes that problem so a 95% failure rate tells me you had a shite controller, a failing part, possibly PSU, screwing the drives, or you got them from "Handy Bob's House O' Drives" where they were selling you cheap ass refurbs as new.

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    20. Re:Very True by afidel · · Score: 1

      Bullshit, enterprise class drives have from 1/2 to 1/3rd the AFR of consumer drives. Data from Google, Microsoft, and other large scale providers proves this out. NL SATA is about 2/3rds the AFR of common SATA according to Microsofts numbers from the hosted Exchange for education group.

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    21. Re:Very True by afidel · · Score: 1

      Because my arrays already have hundreds of drives, increasing the drive count by 400% to account for a vastly higher AFR isn't cost effective in any way.

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    22. Re:Very True by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      With a 95% failure rate you could have had seagate tickling your balls while they tried to figure out what was going wrong ... right up until the point where they should you how your power supplies were frying the drives.

      That is simply unbelievable to anyone with 1/4 of a clue.

      his 95% claim is less outlandish than the post saying enterprise drives are no better than consumer grade drives.

      Maybe his 95% claim is from that period of time when seagate was having their little firmware "issue". Maybe his sample size for this anecdote was small, the drives were from the same batch and there was a bad run?

      Also, 65% of all statistics made up on the spot are bogus.

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    23. Re:Very True by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Sorry friend but you missed it, as I'm sure he was talking about "pre-flood" pricing. About a month before the flood i bought up some Samsung EcoGreens (Really great drives BTW, the big cache makes up for the lower RPM and they run really cool) and I paid $60 each for the 2Tb and $35 each for the 1Tb and now good luck on even finding the 2Tb and the 1Tb is $95 for a refurb or $147 new which is frankly just nuts. I'm just glad i kept 6Tb for myself before selling the rest to my customers as I'd hate like hell to have to buy drives now. I got a few sub 400Gb SATA and IDE drives i'm saving for customers that have one die and I'm gonna try to ride it out as best I can.

      That said if you HAVE to buy a drive right now I'd look into snatching an EcoGreen before they are all gone. in my own tests I've found nothing but the perpendicular drives with 32Mb of cache or better beats 'em and the temp difference is well worth it. I even changed out my OS drive for an EcoGreen and I went from 94 benchmark with a Seagate Barracuda 500Gb to 131 with a burst rate of 129ms and a temp drop of nearly 40 degrees F with the Samsung.

      As for TFA? If you still work corp my heart goes out to you friends, personally I got tired of the ulcers and headaches. it always seemed like they would give you impossible problems and expect you to 'just fix it" given nothing but $3 and some duct tape. And if you did a REALLY good job they might even cut your funding! I swear the janitors are treated as more important in some places than the IT guys. The PHBs act like its all magic and the IT staff are just sitting around drinking coffee and playing an MMO. I saw too many of my friends bust their asses only to have their job cut out from under them or even worse be forced to train some H1-B hack to take their place, fuck that mess.

      Maybe IT guys should have a union? Or maybe do like the cops and have a case of "blue flu" and let management see how important they really are by all calling in sick for a few days? I know that stupid shit like TFA is just a symptom of a bigger problem, and that's lack of respect for the role IT plays. And if that doesn't change frankly I'd be amazed if there is even any new IT guys in 10 years, as according to my oldest IT courses at the local college are a ghost town, nobody wants to be in IT anymore and frankly I can't blame 'em.

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    24. Re:Very True by inhuman_4 · · Score: 1

      One of the hardest fights I've had in IT is explaining why I spend $300 a drive from HP and not $70 for the same capacity from Newegg.

      More likely the Newegg drive is a 5400rpm/intellispeed (ala WD Caviar Green) with shitty random seek time, low random read/write, and terrible IOPs. It probably has 1/4 the mean time between failure rate before you factor in the fact that it is not rated for the kinds of temperatures you see in server rooms. You can't hot swap it, crappy warranty, inferior diagnostics, no NCQ, etc.

      Enterprise grade drive are over priced, no doubt about that. But sometimes (sometimes, most times not) the cost is justified.

    25. Re:Very True by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit, enterprise class drives have from 1/2 to 1/3rd the AFR of consumer drives. Data from Google, Microsoft, and other large scale providers proves this out. NL SATA is about 2/3rds the AFR of common SATA according to Microsofts numbers from the hosted Exchange for education group.

      I believe you are the one spouting BS. Please cite a reference for this. The Google paper clearly says they are using consumer grade drives and not enterprise grade drives. http://static.googleusercontent.com/external_content/untrusted_dlcp/labs.google.com/en/us/papers/disk_failures.pdf

      The Microsoft study you referred to says that consumer class disks were not failing any faster than enterprise disks. http://blogs.technet.com/b/exchange/archive/2011/01/07/robert-s-rules-of-exchange-storage-planning-and-testing.aspx http://h20195.www2.hp.com/V2/GetPDF.aspx/4AA2-1309ENW.pdf

    26. Re:Very True by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Because my arrays already have hundreds of drives, increasing the drive count by 400% to account for a vastly higher AFR isn't cost effective in any way.

      Why would you need to expand the drive count? A higher AFR simply means you're replacing failed drives more often. Again, please cite a reference for "vastly higher AFR". All the studies done (include the ones you cited) show a higher variability in the AFR between brands and models, and no trend towards enterprise level drive being more reliable. Buying enterprise level might get you a faster drive with higher rpm or cache, but it's certainly not vastly more reliable.

    27. Re:Very True by afidel · · Score: 1

      Note that in the Microsoft's Live@EDU infrastructure, we utilize nerarline 7.2K SATA drives and we see a 5% annual failure rate (AFR), while in MSIT we leverage nearline 7.2K SAS drives and we see a 2.75% AFR there link

      I know from more than a decade of experience that real world enterprise SAS/FC/SCSI AFR is ~1.5%. AFR and drive rebuild time also affect the likelyhood of catastrophic data loss. Plus failing drives are by far the greatest cause of unplanned downtime in my environment, overshadowing software faults by ~10x over the last 5 years for downtime caused. Drives that just fail are no big deal, it's the ones that start to fail and puke all over the bus that cause issues, fewer failures means fewer chances to screw up the bus and cause downtime.

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    28. Re:Very True by afidel · · Score: 1

      How is 5% versus 2.75% AFR not any faster!?!? Add in my experience with thousands of FC/SAS/SCSI drives with an AFR of 1.5% and the trend is obvious, more expensive drives have a significantly lower AFR.

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    29. Re:Very True by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      My consumer drives pass the bad sector info to my consumer controller to allow it to use this data s a predictive failure indicator (it's called SMART).

      The difference is this: the firmware on a enterprise never spends more than 8 seconds attempting to recover a bad sector before it returns as unreadable while the consumer drive spends a lot more time trying to recover before it returns that it cannot (up to 2 minutes). Enterprise controllers will assume it is a fail after 8 seconds while consumer controllers will give it the full 2 minutes.

      Change the settings on either component and you your problem is solved. There are obvious reasons for the 8 second vs 2 minute thing, but it's all just firmware.

    30. Re:Very True by clarkn0va · · Score: 1

      Don't get all logical on me now!

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    31. Re:Very True by ziggit · · Score: 0

      Everyone seems to be missing the fact that most of these enterprise drives are little 2.5 inch 15k rpm speed daemons. And as for your comment about consumer drives in raid. While it might work most of the time, the firmware that comes on the disk's controller isn't necissarily optimised for a raid environment. Minor errors pop up during everyday operations, and a normal single drive will spend some time calculating to recover from the error. This is perfect for a single drive scenerio, but If this happens in a raid environment, the controller times out and assumes the disk has gone offline. Even if the disk hasn't actually failed, This puts the volume in degraded mode until you can bring that disk back online. Disks optimized for a raid enviornment just mark the sector as bad, tell the controller, and let the other volumes pick up the slack for that piece of data-- no harm, no foul. Sure you can adjust the timeout on the raid controller, but why wait for the single disk to do its business when the raid card can just direct the task to the other disks. Minor details such as that make for a world of difference.

    32. Re:Very True by Amouth · · Score: 1

      SMART keeps counters for predictive failures - but the consumer drive does not pass the actual bad sector back to the controller but rather it remaps it internally - this is a different behavior and there for makes the drive unsuitable for the application.

      I do agree that the issue lies in firmware - but it isn't something that can be changed (there are a few exceptions but they are exceptions not the rule) to allow consumer drives to be replacements for enterprise drives.

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    33. Re:Very True by tqk · · Score: 1

      "enterprise" drives are no less failure-prone than their Best Buy Brethren.

      BestBuy does it too. They want to charge me ca. C$120.00 for a replacement battery which they'll order from HP. I can find the same thing on line for less than C$35.00 incl. shipping. I suspect they'd prefer I just buy a new box.

      They should know that two year old batteries would be dieing about now. Why don't they have replacements in stock, at a reasonable/competitive price?

      I'm waiting to see what that $80.00 extended warranty's worth. If they can fix that POS Pavilion of mine, or replace it with equivalent working tech, I'll be happy and buy from them again. Burn me on the EW, and they'll never see another penny.

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    34. Re:Very True by tqk · · Score: 1

      Sun used the same excuses to vastly overcharge on components.

      Not fair. Sun hardware was robust. It may not have been bleeding edge fast and all that, but those suckers will run forever.

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    35. Re:Very True by jmottram08 · · Score: 1

      you do understand that the smallest sample size able to produce a 95% failure rate is 20, right? Do you honestly think that he had 19 out of 20 drives "from different batches in different servers..." fail? because the answer is no.

    36. Re:Very True by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      How is 5% versus 2.75% AFR not any faster!?!? Add in my experience with thousands of FC/SAS/SCSI drives with an AFR of 1.5% and the trend is obvious, more expensive drives have a significantly lower AFR.

      Let me quote the paper for you, as I don't think you really paid attention to it.

      "Note that in the Microsoft's Live@EDU infrastructure, we utilize nearline 7.2K SATA drives and we see a 5% annual failure rate (AFR), while in MSIT we leverage nearline 7.2K SAS drives and we see a 2.75% AFR there. Microsoft therefore recommends that if you are considering utilization of these nearline drives in a JBOD architecture that you do choose to do so with the 7.2K RPM SAS drives rather than SATA. "

      That 5% versus 2.75% is SATA versus SAS, NOT consumer versus enterprise line. The nearline drives are the enterprise grade drives.

    37. Re:Very True by tqk · · Score: 1

      Or you just pay $240 (3 drives * $80/drive) to keep extra drives on hand while they go through the replacement cycle.

      Don't get all logical on me now!

      "Mathemagical, Lisa. Mathemagical."

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    38. Re:Very True by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Slashdot had an article 2 years ago comparing enterprise and consumer hard drives. The enterprise ones were no more reliable. It is a fact that the firmware and not the drive determine which is enterprise ready. The HP drives are probably WDs with the firmware reflashed.

      It is no different than Intel getting a batch of 486s and downgrading some to 486SX and adding a small change to make the 486 DX turn to a 486DX2 that is twice as fast for twice the cost. IN the end they are all the same chip etc.

    39. Re:Very True by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      In actuality, what "enterprise" hardware offers you is the ability to get a replacement of exactly the same drive, it's not an issue of quality, it's an issue of consistency, which actually matters in things like SANs

    40. Re:Very True by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      SPARC was robust, their storage solutions and their x86_64 parts sucked balls.

    41. Re:Very True by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I've had good luck with the Samsung drives as well. While OP is catching a lot of flack for his claim of a 95% failure rate, I have to say, I recently had a rather large (~15-20TB) RAID array in a server that had an extremely high number of hard drive failures. It wasn't 95%, but I probably replaced at least a third of the drives in that array...maybe more. Fortunately, the server manufacturer replaced them under warranty, and when I finally asked if there were any known issues with that make and model of drive, they admitted that there was indeed a problem with the firmware. IIRC, they were Western Digital SATA drives, but it's been over a year now since I had the last failure so I could be mistaken.

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    42. Re:Very True by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Overpriced doesn't always mean "business grade". Looking at the prices we pay for everything from Dell keyboards, Airtech laptop bags, and K-locks, it can be anywhere from twice to three times the price you could buy it on the highstreet. For exactly the same models! The Dell keyboards we buy are exactly the same ones you get with an Inspiron desktop computer, and usually die by the exact same causes (coffee spills, the legs getting snapped off, someone bending the USB out of shape, etc.).

      I'm willing to accept that the ThinkPads we use are higher grade than the Lenovo basic laptops, but there's only so much you can do with standard peripherals.

    43. Re:Very True by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      One point to keep in mind: SMART has (so far) proven to be almost completely useless in the specific context of SSDs. Every single report I've read about SMART and SSD failure has said that it either didn't work at all, or barely had time to log its suspicious before the drive failed. That's actually the biggest single problem with SSDs... they don't necessarily fail more often than rotating platters, but when they fail, they fail with basically ZERO advance warning (unlike conventional drives, which -- assuming they weren't dropped -- tend to follow a predictable curve of escalating read errors.

      Actually, the saddest part of all is that the overwhelming majority of mechanical failures are due to failure modes that wouldn't even be all that hard or expensive to REPAIR without substantial data loss if the manufacturers could be arsed to even offer it as a service, instead of walking away and leaving it up to hyper-expensive thirdparty data recovery firms who are forced to do the repair the most inefficient and expensive way possible, then mark it up by several orders of magnitude simply because they can (effectively pricing everyone BUT large enterprise customers out of data recovery altogether). I can't think of any other mechanical component widely used in both enterprise and consumer devices that's as simultaneously failure-prone, officially-irreparable, and has such enormous consequences arising from such failure. For the most part, manufacturers don't even TRY to design drives so they'll fail in a reparable (short of outright catastrophe) way. Or at least start failing in a very, very public and noticeable way, instead of trying to hide the problem and sweep it under the run until the drive finally dies for real and it's too late to cheaply do anything to save the data.

    44. Re:Very True by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      One of the hardest fights I've had in IT is explaining why I spend $300 a drive from HP and not $70 for the same capacity from Newegg.

      That's not unique to IT. Many years ago when I was a young manager I had a fight with my dumbass supervisor over the issue of buying vacuum cleaners for the building janitorial staff. He couldn't understand why commercial vacuum cleaners cost so much more than the consumer model that his wife used at home. Trying to explain to him that his wife didn't have to vacuum a 20,000 square foot building every night with her cheap plastic consumer piece of shit were to no avail. Just for fun (and to teach him something), I caved and ordered a bunch of consumer models. Sure, enough, they were all broken down within a month and we finally did what we should have done in the first place (order the commercial models). Cost the company a lot of wasted money, but at least one dumbass learned a valuable lesson.

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    45. Re:Very True by sribe · · Score: 1

      If cost is no object, fine. Go with the "enterprise" hardware. In duplicate or triplicate.

      It's not that cost is no object; it's that reliability is required. At these kind of failure rates and drive sizes, the probability of a 2nd drive failure before the RAID is rebuilt is too high to tolerate.

    46. Re:Very True by sribe · · Score: 1

      All that means is Seagate is pulling the better drives out of the bunch and leaving the absolute shite at the bottom of the barrel for consumers.

      Yeah, that became pretty obvious.

      But if you are serious about a 95% failure rate I'd say you were buying off the back of a truck or ur doin it wrong.... so a 95% failure rate tells me you had a shite controller, a failing part, possibly PSU, screwing the drives, or you got them from "Handy Bob's House O' Drives" where they were selling you cheap ass refurbs as new.

      Nope, nope, and nope. Different systems, different RAID controllers, all purchased from well-known national retailers, all in original packaging.

    47. Re:Very True by sribe · · Score: 1

      you do understand that the smallest sample size able to produce a 95% failure rate is 20, right? Do you honestly think that he had 19 out of 20 drives "from different batches in different servers..." fail? because the answer is no.

      Actually, your math is correct, but your conclusion is wrong. I did have 19 out of 20 drives "from different batches in different servers" fail. It's outlandish alright, the miserable performance that is, not the reporting of it.

    48. Re:Very True by afidel · · Score: 1

      SATA is not Enterprise, labeling a SATA NL drive as Enterprise is lipstick on a pig. Heck even NL SAS drives are only Enterprise grade in certain scenarios. FC, SCSI or SAS drives which are rated for 24x7 100% duty are what I consider Enterprise class drives.

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    49. Re:Very True by sheehaje · · Score: 1

      I've done this. The problem is, most systems have some type of proprietary connector that allows you to plug a SATA or SaS drive into whatever hot swappable format the manufacture has concocted. So if the drive goes, you are fine and can just reuse the connector, but a lot of my failures (especially on EMC SAN's) has been with the connector itself.

      Also, even though the drives are outrageous, we buy support for whatever we need to protect, not just the drives. Whether it be a server or a storage array, we need support on everything. Plugging in third party drives is usually a no-no when it comes to manufactures warranties.

      On the other side... We have been following closely the efforts of OpenDedup to finally be able to build cost effective arrays with off the shelf components as backend storage for our VMWare clusters. It's looking very promising, and we are starting to test. We've seen a 10 fold increase in storage usage in the past 3 years, and SAN storage is crippling our budget. At least in this case, we are close to making consumer grade technology work in an enterprise level system.

    50. Re:Very True by DaveHowe · · Score: 1

      I have seen such high failure rates in the wild - cross batch, cross manufacturer even.
      But invariably, they were proceeded by a thermal event - I have never, ever seen worse than 10% failure in a datacenter that has a clean aircon record, and would expect 5% or better unless there were power issues too.
      if you are seeing that sort of failure rate, I would be giving special care and attention to any "service visits" the ups or aircon guys may have made in the two months prior to the problem starting.

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    51. Re:Very True by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      What your describing is called vendor lock, it means your wasting money.

      You wrote, "this is a different behavior and there for(sic) makes the drive unsuitable for the application." I have been able to get the remapped sectors from my consumer drives... since at least 1995.

    52. Re:Very True by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      "the saddest part of all is that the overwhelming majority of mechanical failures are due to failure modes that wouldn't even be all that hard or expensive to REPAIR without substantial data loss..." How can you possibly know this?

      I've had about 10 HDD fail on me, every one has been verified by SMART up until the moment of death, including while they were obviously dyeing, such as taking a minutes to return on read operations or spin up.

    53. Re:Very True by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      amen, I've seen too many shops that buy the latest shiny. They have a room full of old shiny's. Or they buy cutting edge and take a year to get it deployed properly. Meanwhile the price has dropped significantly, or better options have come out.

    54. Re:Very True by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh don't worry friend I believe you. These others may doubt you had a 95% failure rate but I've personally seen bad batches come through the pipe. the last really nasty run i had was in 2005 with a load of Maxtors, sure they were consumer drives but these bitches would barely even start loading before taking a crap and failing. I'd say more than half didn't even get the OS loaded before they were throwing SMART errors, so yeah it happens.

      But I found the key, at least for me, was to not lean too heavily on a single manufacturer and to load up when a really good batch came down the pipe. That is why i'm recommending the Samsung and Hitachi drives, as they are left with only what is still in the pipe (as they both sold out a few months ago, but luckily part of the agreement covers warranties on all drives currently in the pipe) and especially the Spinpoint and EcoGreen series these last couple of batches were really top notch. I can't even count how many of the Samsung drives i've sold in new builds and upgrades this year, some to truly hellish places like industrial sites and construction trailers where the dirt and grime getting in those machines is just unreal, and they just don't die.

      But if I were you I'd avoid Seagate for awhile, probably the next 2 years. I don't know if you hang out at the parts sites or places where the system builder hang out but its pretty common knowledge in those circles than pretty much everything over 600Gb that Seagate has put out has been pretty much shite. Even their enterprise drives simply aren't holding up as well as the competition and the talk around the campfire has been that a combination of bad firmware and REALLY shitty ARM controller chips from the Maxtor division are the root of the cause. The skinny is it'll take probably a year (closer to two now that the factories have sunk) to get the bad chips out of the channel because in their greed Seagate would rather pass along the shite than have to take a loss on the substandard parts, and the talk is they were leaning on the cheap parts suppliers from the Maxtor purchase too much and there was a reason why Maxtors were cheap, they were crap.

      so if it were me and I was taking care of a large farm I'd be buying up Samsung and Hitachi like there was no tomorrow, and when the channel went dry I'd use either Caviar Black or Green depending on the workload. But if you think ahead you can load up a RAID 5 with Samsung Spinpoints for less than 2 Seagate enterprise and frankly they'll last a hell of a lot longer than even the enterprise Seagates. Once those ran out I'd stick with WD until the channel is clear and then buying Seagate retail won't be a problem. Just check the comments at places like Newegg and Tigerdirect where the system builders hang out, we go through a LOT of drives and are quick to warn our fellow builders to steer clear of bad batches. If you see more than 20% negative rating? Its a bad batch and should be avoided. Follow this advice and I bet both your capacity as well as operating costs go down. It takes a little more work but in the end its well worth it IMHO.

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    55. Re:Very True by Amouth · · Score: 1

      it's not vendor lock - it's interface .. there is zero way you are going to tell me that consumer ATA drives have the same behavior as SCSI drives they just don't.

      there are select sata drives that do behave well with raid controllers and they are the ones marked as enterprise drives.

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    56. Re:Very True by sribe · · Score: 1

      Oh don't worry friend I believe you.

      Hey, at least one person believes I can f'ing count! One thing I forgot to mention is that the Constellation ES drives went into the EXACT SAME devices as replacements, and experienced the lower failure rate. So no, it was not my RAID card (although that also was a flaming piece of shit), nor my power supplies. It was the drives.

      Thanks for the rest of the advice--I'll pay attention to it. Unfortunately I was squeezed for space and upgrading when the drives were somewhat new, and there weren't reviews around. Go to newegg now and check the reviews for the 2TB Barracuda LP drives, and you'll see a ton of negative reviews--and one of them is mine ;-)

    57. Re:Very True by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to tell you that consumer ATA drives and SCSI drives are the same, only that it is firmware that makes up most of the difference, not the hardware. You are paying a huge fee for something that has no reason to be different except to make you pay more because you have more money.

      I'll admit that the tax is difficulty to avoid because it is not easy to fix the firmware on a consumer drive to make it appropriate for a enterprise setting (i.e. the 8 s maximum read time on a bad sector makes sense if it is an enterprise setting you are working in; probably better to say the sector is bad and use another copy than to make the person keep waiting).

      This also makes consumer drives look like shit when hooked up to a enterprise server since it keeps saying they are dead when the controller is just poorly designed and doesn't realize that it is talking the wrong language. I believe that you get a 95% reported failure rate on consumer drives in the first year. I don't believe that the drives would report anywhere near that same failure rate, or that a good controller designed by an engineer (not marketing) would either.

    58. Re:Very True by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i fully agree with you - the hardware is the same, and it is all in the firmware.. problem is there is nothing we can do about that.

      To get the firmware that we need to do the job correctly we can't purchase consumer ATA drives and expect them to work without issues in an enterprise environment.

      The People that argue that the enterprise markup is a waste of money and just get consumer drives are wrong - it is a scam yes but one you can't avoid at the current moment and there for isn't a waste as the markup you pay up front reduces your risk and costs later.

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    59. Re:Very True by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a poorly designed controller. Maybe you should try an enterprise *worthy* controller.

      There is no reason that it has to mark the drive as dead when it could just wait the 2 minutes for it to try to recover, tell it to mark the sector as bad and use the mirror/checksum in the meantime.

    60. Re:Very True by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      That is why I'd snatch up the 1Tb and 2Tb Spinpoint (VERY fast with a large cache) EcoGreen (actually beats all but the perpendiculars in my own benches while staying below 92F under load, again thanks to large cache) and the Hitatchi Deskstars. The ones left in the pipe are from the last three batches and I've bought and abused drives from all three batches, they are as solid as any enterprise drive I've owned and even with the markup are a better deal. With the large cache you can RAID 5 some Spinpoints or Ecogreens and get crazy throughput, I should know as I set up a server running EcoGreens and they are just sweet and really dropped the temps down.

      But yeah I've been there and got the T-shirt, so I know about bad batches. i got bit by the IBM Deathstars, the 2005 MaxWhores, and the final bite was the 2007 WD shitfest of the first quarter of that year so i know shit batches can and DO get past QA. But as you sadly found out right now Seagate ain't worth a shit, talking to my fellow builders they have boxes full of the dead POS just like I did with the Maxtors. they are also buying as many Samsung and Hitachi as they can to ride out the bad batches of Seagates and when those run dry the EcoDrive of WD is pretty good. The Black has a little higher failure rate but nothing above 15% and can be easily vetted by giving it a good workout on first load.

      A good and easy quick test that won't damage the drive is Spinrite on setting 2, which just bypasses the firmware and has each sector do a write followed by a read and reports the results. if you start finding bad sectors on that first run? Watch out, its an unstable drive. You see I've found a lot of the shit drives have what i call "Lying firmware" where it will try to cover up failures by simply letting loose some of the reserve sectors and not saying shit about it. spinrite bypasses the firmware so they can't BS it so you'll find out REAL quick if its a bad batch. And since it is only doing a simple write/read cycle it isn't putting a heavy load that could cause premature wear, just the kind of usage any drive should function doing.

      But I know what its like to be in a corner and have to roll the dice, that's how I got burnt with the Maxtors. Now I ALWAYS go to the builder sites and check the reviews, as you've seen my fellow builders call out bad batches pretty loudly as nobody likes to have a new build ready for a customer and have the drive shit on you. it makes your whole business look Mickey Mouse. so check the sites, listen to the guys, and snatch as many Samsung and Hitachi drives as you can get your grubby fingers on and you'll weather out this bad batch just fine. I'm just glad i hung onto 6Tb worth of Samsungs for myself so even if the channel is flooded i won't be hurting for quite awhile.

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    61. Re:Very True by k2r · · Score: 1

      >Sun hardware was robust.

      So robust that we had to send an entre RAID to Ontrack because of a firmware-glitch in 2001.

    62. Re:Very True by sribe · · Score: 1

      Ha! Now the Constellation ES drives are starting to fall over. At least they lasted longer than the LPs :-P Again, thanks for the input.

      I don't really build systems for a living, I just maintain a particular server and a couple of replicas. But even so it looks like I'll be using your advice sooner than expected.

    63. Re:Very True by ziggit · · Score: 0

      Its not a matter of bad controller design, its a matter of expected behavior. The problem is that the consumer drive doesn't necessarily immediately acknowledge there's a problem. And the controller has no idea there's a problem because the disk didn't immediately acknowledge the error, so it doesn't attempt to pull the data from the other volumes until the timeout is reached. And as far as the controller is concerned, the disk is taking longer than normal to respond to a command, and thus is likely failing. You can adjust the amount of time it waits for a response to account for consumer disks, But this degrades performance because the controller is just waiting on data that it could have gotten from a faster source. Essentially it boils down to: Enterprise drives expect to have a fallback, and thus they will immediately report an error. Consumer drives, on the other hand, expect to not have anything to fall back on or any time limits on how long they have to respond, so they won't say there's anything wrong until they've tried to fix it. Hypothetically, since this is primarily a matter of error reporting we're discussing, the entire problem could be solved by simply flashing raid optimised firmware onto a consumer drive. This wouldn't magically turn them into enterprise drives, but it would solve the potential problem with using them in raid.

  2. This is nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    we're often asked to turn consumer-grade technology into business-grade technology with a wave of our magic wands

    This is nothing new. We've been expected to do this with Microsoft Windows for nearly two decades now.

    1. Re:This is nothing new by arkane1234 · · Score: 2

      Two letters: XP :)

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    2. Re:This is nothing new by The+Askylist · · Score: 1

      Try two and a bit - I was first horrified by Windows 2.1 in 1989. Luckily, it wasn't networkable at the time...

  3. Apple has jumped the shark by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They jumped it some time ago. Itunes making you have to go through Apple to do *anything* is not just a walled garden, it's a prison. Yes, consumers might put up with that shit, but businesses won't.

    1. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by alienzed · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who has 1000 mp3s, 10 of which were from the iTunes store in my iTunes? Am I the only one that has 700+ TV shows and 300+ movies in my iTunes, none of which were purchased through the iTunes Store? If iTunes is a prison, then it's content is cigarettes.

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    2. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      Are you deliberately being obtuse? He's talking about apps.

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    3. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Apple has had the ability to host an Enterprise AppStore for a while now. Additionally you can side load apps and if you make your own can distribute internally via the same methods.

      Have you signed up for a business level license? Apple has a lot more support than you might think. Not every small business can afford it of course. It's meant for businesses with tens of hundreds of Apple product using employees.

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    4. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by alen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      if you buy a $3000 Enterprise Developer license then you can publish your apps directly to your organization's idevices. Apple even has detailed instructions how to do it

    5. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by sgent · · Score: 0

      Yep....

      A $100 license from apple to deploy enterprise apps w/o going through their app store is so expensive for a company looking for custom applications...

    6. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      You realize iTunes is only a central location for syncing, right?
      You don't have to buy everything through the iTunes. What you're attempting to say is App Store.. a totally different monster.

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    7. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

      "Am I the only one that has 700+ TV shows and 300+ movies in my iTunes, none of which were purchased through the iTunes Store?" I have a comparable number of movies and songs, *none* of which I had to sell my soul to get. Besides, we're talking about apps, not media content.

    8. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Wow, how much do you have to pay for an Android developer licenses to do the same thing? $100. Shocking.

    9. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by jaymz666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just what we need, a proprietary solution with associated license fees for every product or family of products from different vendors.

    10. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Yes, consumers might put up with that shit, but businesses won't.

      If you say so.

    11. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Miamicanes · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Wow, how much do you have to pay for an Android developer licenses to do the same thing? $100. Shocking.

      Try $0. Android owners don't have to play "Mother, May I?" with Apple and jump through hoops to run our own apps on our own phones. We can install our own .apk files anytime we feel like it. If you want to publish on Android Market, it's $25.

    12. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by alienzed · · Score: 1

      Apps? APPS?! There's an app for that, it's called Safari. You can do anything in HTML5 now that you could do in an app and the iProducts have one of the best and most compliant browsers out there. So now it's a prison without walls or bars. Good job thur.

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    13. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by narcc · · Score: 2

      When it's free on Android and Blackberry, it's much harder to justify. Then again, if your organization needs to deploy custom smartphone apps, why on earth would you choose anything but blackberry?

    14. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't tens of hundreds just thousands? What is the rationale for saying "tens of hundreds"?

    15. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by afidel · · Score: 1

      Not every Android device allows sideloading.

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    16. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      They jumped it some time ago. Itunes making you have to go through Apple to do *anything* is not just a walled garden

      What do enterprises need iTunes for?

      And what's wrong with iTunes for small businesses?

    17. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well isn't that kind of them? For $3000 they'd better have instructions. Whatever happened to programming something and controlling how, when, how often and why something went across the wire to the desired device? Since when should you have to pay for that?

    18. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Are you deliberately being obtuse? He's talking about apps.

      Then he's still wrong.

    19. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      When it's free on Android and Blackberry, it's much harder to justify. Then again, if your organization needs to deploy custom smartphone apps, why on earth would you choose anything but blackberry?

      Have you seen the news the last few weeks?

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    20. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another point in its favor - you can pick your Android device based on any number of factors. Cost, hardware capability, application permissivity, manufacturer kickbacks negotiated in the sales contract...

    21. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Apple Enterprise Dev program is $300, not $3000
      It includes code-level support too.

    22. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      Or, you have a single platform.

    23. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Small businesses have been using consumer grade gear for decades to outmaneuver the big guys. The slogan is: it's not how business grade it is, it's how you use it. Of course, as the volumes increase, so does the cost-effectiveness of the business grade gear.

    24. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      They jumped it some time ago. Itunes making you have to go through Apple to do *anything* is not just a walled garden, it's a prison. Yes, consumers might put up with that shit, but businesses won't.

      Ha ha ha, Office, ha ha ha. Just the opposite. Businesses want to be hand fed their technology, to the extent that the "cloud" is where the infrastructure is going. The people who don't like the "prisons" are the IT folks who want to implement their favorite solutions, for better or for worse.

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    25. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by guruevi · · Score: 2
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    26. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's $300, not $3000

      http://developer.apple.com/programs/ios/enterprise/

    27. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well, I can walk into McDonald's and ask them to feed me bread and water through a slot, but that doesn't make it a prison. I can still buy other food or walk out the door whenever I want.

    28. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by bell.colin · · Score: 1

      I can do this for free with various methods (UNC, Web, SCP) using Windows and Linux server for no additional cost on most other generic hardware/software

      I hear this all the time from the apple iFans about how Apple is "enterprise" ready, Yet a single Mac server (mac pro tower) occupies about 19U of valuable rack space and can't be placed in cabinets since it disrupts air-flow mechanics. (since they discontinues the "only" rack-mount server they offered years ago) I can't run OSX server in a VM or get redundant PSUs. (yeah "enterprise data-center" ready my A^$)

    29. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by bell.colin · · Score: 1

      Not every Android "CONSUMER" device allows sideloading. (Fixed that for ya)

      nearly all "business" android smart-phones (outside at&t from what i've seen) have the "Unknown sources" option available (and non-locked) for 3rd-party installs from "any" source.

      Our org. buys smart-phones though our Sprint business account and i have not seen (out of the several android phones from 1.5 to 2.3) that have not had this available.

    30. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      I am most definitely NOT an Apple fanboy (I do have some of their products, and like the overall UI but hate the closed features of those products and their totalitarian control of content).

      But, seriously - the company with the LARGEST MARKET CAP IN THE WORLD has not "jumped the shark" just because you (or I) don't like what they have done with iTunes. Consumers, businesses, it's irrelevant. That shark is not seeing Fonzie's waterskis any time soon...

    31. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Presumably you would make that one of the key "must have" requirements when selecting your device, then. The beauty of market choice.

    32. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Having developed for both (well, all three - BB, Android and iPhone), I would never voluntarily do Blackberry development again - it was a horrifically bad experience, not one I ever wish to repeat.

    33. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by docwatson223 · · Score: 1

      Just what we need, a proprietary solution with associated license fees for every product or family of products from different vendors.

      Let me introduce you to Microsoft, Cisco, and IBM and unless you've been living under a rock for the last 20+ years, that's the way the companies make their money.

    34. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you buy a $299 Enterprise Developer license then you can publish your apps directly to your organization's idevices. Apple even has detailed instructions how to do it

      There, FTFY

    35. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you buy a $299 Enterprise Developer license then you can publish your apps directly to your organization's idevices. Apple even has detailed instructions how to do it

      There, FTFY. iOS Developer Enterprise Program

    36. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Nothing is hard to justify over using a Blackberry.

    37. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android allows you to do this for free.
      APK, click, install, done.
      Personally if I has to adobt business grade mobile tech, I'd pick Android over Apple anytime.

    38. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Additionally you can use most Android phones and tables as dev systems too, including USB debugging and tools like fake locations.

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    39. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Then again, if your organization needs to deploy custom smartphone apps, why on earth would you choose anything but blackberry?

      Because Android is open source and will therefore be around forever? If you don't want your app to become tied to unavailable legacy hardware the moment RIM goes bust then you need to pick an open source OS. Even if later versions remove some feature or API that you relied on with some hacking you can either port it from an older version or get the older version running on newer hardware.

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    40. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      It's not each individual employee that makes the purchasing decisions in these instances, is it?

    41. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by swalve · · Score: 1

      It's unprofessional? There is something wrong with being forced to send employees to a music store to engage in other business activities. "Hey boss, my widget is broken!" "Ok employee, you need to update your widget client. Go to iTunes, ignore all the entertainment, navigate to our widget and update it."

    42. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by swalve · · Score: 1

      Market cap has nothing to do with the core business. Market cap is simply the *perception* of value.

    43. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Who said you need to go through iTunes for that? There's an app on the iOS device called "App Store". When you go into it, it'll say that you have updates. And each update will have an install button. No Music, no Movies no TV.

      That's for individuals and small businesses.

      Enterprise apps can be installed by a similar process or remotely sent by the IT department.

      Do you have any objections that are based on actual knowledge rather then misconceptions?

    44. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by CowTipperGore · · Score: 1

      Only if they decide to grant you a license.

      I'm with a utility company with over a quarter million customers. We are implementing a mobile device management solution this year to help us administer our assortment of Blackberry, Apple, and Android-based phones. iOS 4 certainly was ahead of Android 2.x in regard to MDM API but their implementation was so anti-enterprise that it was mind-boggling. Apple forces the customer to join the developer program ($300) to get a signed certificate. We're not developing custom apps for the iPhone. We're not working with a third-party to create customized MDM. We're buying off-the-shelf management software and Apple expects every customer to sign up as a developer for the sole purpose of obtaining a signed cert. And yes, we hit this same roadblock with every major product we reviewed. Only one offered a limited mode that didn't require the cert.

      Keep in mind that the developer program requires the business to have a DUNS number and membership is at their seemingly random discretion. Despite providing our DUNS number and all other information required, we were initially denied then told we needed to provide our business license. When this was provided, we were told our application was still not approved and we would need to provide our corporate articles of incorporation. At this point, our management became intrigued with our requests for this information, which slowed things on our side. The people at Apple would not explain or answer questions. It was short and simple: "Here is what we require to process your application."

      After two months of this and having to shelve the iOS portion of our MDM trials, we gave up on Apple in frustration. We've read that Apple has fixed quite a bit of this idiocy in the past few weeks so perhaps we'll actually be able manage our iPhones next year.

    45. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      The problem with iTunes is that Apple have designed it to work on a consumer level. For example, if I buy my employee an iPhone or iPad, I then probably need to buy him some apps so he can do work, i.e. an app to work with MS Office files, and probably one or two other apps. The apps have to be purchased under an iTunes account so we put it under his corporate e-mail, now what happens when he leaves? How do I transfer those licenses to his replacement? With just about EVERY other company out there that produces commercial software intended for business use, a license is not tied to an individual. I.E. Adobe, Microsoft, Cisco, etc. You puchase XX number of licenses and can reassign them at will, a license is never tied to a specific person, you only need to make sure you have sufficient licenses to cover the number of people using the software.

      What I don't understand is why companies don't simply use the same model for apps. What's stopping a developer from releasing their app for free on the app store and requiring the use to input an unlock code before they can use it? This is how it works on PCs. You can download the trial version of Photoshop, use it for 30 days, and then if you want to continue using it you have to purchase it and enter the product key. Why would this not work with apps?

      Also, don't even get me started on the fact that you have to have a credit card on file to even purchase apps in the first place. Corporations don't like to give out corporate CC numbers to every employee that needs to purchase apps, so you end up with employees purchasing apps and expensing them, which creates a lot of extra work for the finance dept since they now have a huge influx of expense reports to process. Then when that employee leaves, you have no way to use the app you've bought and paid for and have to buy it again. The system is fundamentally broken from a business perspective.

      Plus, you have the employees who get a corporate iPhone / iPad and then fill it up with their music collection and complain that they run out of HDD space when they sync it to their laptop, AND they bitch that their music and photos weren't backed up when their laptop dies. "What do you mean you didn't back up my 30GB of music, photos and movies? Surely you budgeted to allocate 30GB of space on the SAN for every single user to store their personal data which is not related to their jobs in any way!"

    46. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      For example, if I buy my employee an iPhone or iPad, I then probably need to buy him some apps so he can do work, i.e. an app to work with MS Office files, and probably one or two other apps. The apps have to be purchased under an iTunes account so we put it under his corporate e-mail, now what happens when he leaves?

      Apple's word processor, spreadsheet and presentation apps, Pages Numbers and Keynote. $9.99 each. You think businesses are worrying about $29.97 when one a member of staff is replaced? If anything, businesses aren't used to paying so little for software. And most apps are even cheaper than that. It's not worth the time it would take to administer the exchange of licenses when things are that cheap.

      What's stopping a developer from releasing their app for free on the app store and requiring the use to input an unlock code before they can use it? This is how it works on PCs. You can download the trial version of Photoshop, use it for 30 days, and then if you want to continue using it you have to purchase it and enter the product key. Why would this not work with apps?

      What's to stop them? Apple's rules. You aren't allowed to cheat Apple out of their 30%. But it's a bad idea for developers anyway - free downloads with reg-codes are the most widely pirated software. People can be sure they aren't getting a trojan because they download it from the developers website (or Apple in your scenario) rather than a torrent site. And a reg-code is so easy to pass around.

      Sure, iPhone apps are pirated too, but it involves jailbreaking and downloading modified apps from shady sites. And most people don't know how/are afraid/couldn't be bothered doing that. Especially as doing it the honest way, apps are cheap and are no effort to install.

      Your suggestions complicate things, and Apple and the App store are both sucessful because they make things easier, not more difficult.

      Also, don't even get me started on the fact that you have to have a credit card on file to even purchase apps in the first place. Corporations don't like to give out corporate CC numbers to every employee that needs to purchase apps, so you end up with employees purchasing apps and expensing them, which creates a lot of extra work for the finance dept since they now have a huge influx of expense reports to process

      No credit card required. Single bulk purchase, or pay as you go with normal business purchasing methods.
      http://news.cnet.com/8301-27076_3-20079490-248/apple-debuts-app-store-volume-purchase-program/

      Plus, you have the employees who get a corporate iPhone / iPad and then fill it up with their music collection and complain that they run out of HDD space when they sync it to their laptop, AND they bitch that their music and photos weren't backed up when their laptop dies.

      Which is a generic problem with PCs. It's not specific to anything Apple.

    47. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      They jumped it some time ago. Itunes making you have to go through Apple to do *anything* is not just a walled garden, it's a prison. Yes, consumers might put up with that shit, but businesses won't.

      Ha ha, ya right. Businesses might not like it but they put up with it well enough. Any major software solution you buy pretty much means that you are sticking with that vendor from then on unless you want to jump ship to an untested vendor in the massive project your entire company depends on that might fail. It can be done but is certainly not without intertia to stick with what you've got and upgrade it. To make things worse, customers want stability and robustness in their software, vendors want more customers, and new customers want new features other products don't have. Any special features have to be done by the vendor (with large price tags), which businesses don't mind because most aren't software developers and do't want to be. So businesses are on a rusty treadmill of going from buggy product to buggy product. Anytime the bugs get just about worked out, a new version comes out, the old one will be dropped from support, and they are effectively forced to upgrade to new bugs. We've been doing that treadmill with Windows and Office ever since they came out.

    48. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      The problem with iTunes is that Apple have designed it to work on a consumer level. For example, if I buy my employee an iPhone or iPad, I then probably need to buy him some apps so he can do work, i.e. an app to work with MS Office files, and probably one or two other apps. The apps have to be purchased under an iTunes account so we put it under his corporate e-mail, now what happens when he leaves? How do I transfer those licenses to his replacement? With just about EVERY other company out there that produces commercial software intended for business use, a license is not tied to an individual. I.E. Adobe, Microsoft, Cisco, etc. You puchase XX number of licenses and can reassign them at will, a license is never tied to a specific person, you only need to make sure you have sufficient licenses to cover the number of people using the software.
       

      Or you can sign up for the enterprise program, then use the Volume Purchase Program to bulk-purchase apps that you can then deploy to enterprise-connected iOS devices.

      You see, you purchase the Enterprise deployment solutions from Apple, which gets you a provisioning certificate that you install on every iOS device you want to attach. You can also deploy configuration information - so connected iOS devices already have Exchange, apps, VPN, etc auto configured and set up. The apps can be inhouse developed and maintained (but deployed through Apple so all connected devices can see the update - the app will not require approval nor be seen by unattached devices), or 3rd party apps bought in bulk.

      The license on those apps is attached to the provisioning certificate

    49. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      > Wow, how much do you have to pay for an Android developer licenses to do the same thing? $100. Shocking.

      Try $0. Android owners don't have to play "Mother, May I?" with Apple and jump through hoops to run our own apps on our own phones. We can install our own .apk files anytime we feel like it. If you want to publish on Android Market, it's $25.

      $0, $25, $100? That's just part of the "fragmentation"!

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    50. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by narcc · · Score: 1

      Having developed for both Android and Blackberry -- I'll never develop for Android again. (Developing for Android is like a bad joke.)

      Developing for Blackberry was simple and painless compared to Android development. Hell, with the new set of development tools from RIM, it's even easier.

    51. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Relayman · · Score: 1

      Someone on your side made this a lot more complicated than it needed to be. Apple doesn't require every user to sign up as a developer unless you're doing it wrong.

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    52. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who has 1000 mp3s

      Yes, you are special, everyone else gets AACs.

    53. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by CowTipperGore · · Score: 1

      I didn't say every user, I said every customer. We don't need a developer account for each user but we, as a customer of the MDM provider, are required to get a developer program membership with Apple for no purpose other than obtaining the signed cert. At least this was the case a few months ago. I said, I understand they are finally making this less stupid.

    54. Re:Apple has jumped the shark by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      Not every Android device allows sideloading.

      My understanding is that all of the ones that run a recognizable version of Android (i.e. still has Android Market) does allow it- but on some the setting is hidden (esp. AT&T models). This makes it more difficult, but not impossible- you have to use the Android Developer Kit (ADK) to load the apps, but it's still an option (and one that is well documented)

  4. You can thank Microsoft for that... by webdog314 · · Score: 1

    At least from a software perspective, they have conditioned people into seeing the difference between the "home" version and the "business" version of the OS as nothing more than a license upgrade... a somewhat virtual "magic wand", if you will.

    1. Re:You can thank Microsoft for that... by exomondo · · Score: 1

      they have conditioned people into seeing the difference between the "home" version and the "business" version of the OS as nothing more than a license upgrade

      Probably because the 'home' and 'business' versions of modern desktop OSes are the same thing, it's not that they've 'conditioned people' into seeing it that way, it's that that's the way it is. Windows XP Pro was Home with a few extra features, same deal with 7, OSX only has one version for both markets and with Ubuntu you'd choose an LTS-stamped version in the workplace (and many would choose that for home use too).

  5. Can't say i'm suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spends at least 10 hours a month troubleshooting iphone/ipad connectivity to various exchange servers. android seems to be less broken after every update

    1. Re:Can't say i'm suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then your exchange servers are broken or your IT shop is clueless. iOS uses ActiveSync, which is designed to connected to Exchange servers (it's licensed from Microsoft). Of any Microsoft products, this has to be one of the easiest to configure and maintain that I've seen and that's saying a lot.

    2. Re:Can't say i'm suprised by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      so your exchange servers are ran by morons then? I have ZERO problems with iphones and android phones on the corperate Exhance servers. they fricking work better than the blackberry garbage.

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    3. Re:Can't say i'm suprised by NotSanguine · · Score: 3, Informative

      Then your exchange servers are broken or your IT shop is clueless. iOS uses ActiveSync, which is designed to connected to Exchange servers (it's licensed from Microsoft). Of any Microsoft products, this has to be one of the easiest to configure and maintain that I've seen and that's saying a lot.

      It's also completely worthless from a security standpoint. No encryption. You have to expose parts of your Exchange infrastructure to the Internet as well (Yes, you need to do that to do OWA over the Internet also). Since good security practices teach us that if you expose a system to the Internet, *eventually* you will get hacked.

      Good For Exchange (GFE) at least provides on-board encryption for email/calendar/contacts, unlike ActiveSync. And you don't need to expose your servers to the Internet to provide services. Then again, GFE is crappy software.

      Anyway, if you think ActiveSync is a viable solution then your corporate environment is either unconcerned or unaware of the serious security issues posed by it. Hmm...does that mean your IT people are clueless?

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    4. Re:Can't say i'm suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Just wow. You don't know anything about his environment but he is a moron because some of this tech doesn't quite work as advertised. Here's a clue: some of it doesn't. Especially if you are in a non-default configuration. For example, you have disjoint domain name. Or, you require Smart Card logon and do not allow user ID and password. There are any of a number of configurations that make this tech fall over and die. Who knows, he may be a moron - but you don't know; not from what you heard here. Your anecdote about having zero problems is cute though. How nice for you.

    5. Re:Can't say i'm suprised by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You have to expose parts of your Exchange infrastructure to the Internet as well

      Isn't that where a mail server is supposed to be?
      Interesting to hear that Exchange is still well named (swap it for something else) a decade after I had the misfortune to deal with it.

    6. Re:Can't say i'm suprised by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      You have to expose parts of your Exchange infrastructure to the Internet as well

      Try IPSEC.

  6. Surprise! by drb226 · · Score: 1

    Tech company that has been targeting individual users since basically the beginning (Apple) does *not* produce software which is well-suited to all your business needs.

    Also surprising, however, was that this little gem of a quote first appeared on infoworld:

    The tools you provide should encourage user-driven innovation. Often, "it just works" does the exact opposite.

    1. Re:Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tech company that has been targeting individual users since basically the beginning (Apple) does *not* produce software which is well-suited to all your business needs.

      Eh? About 15 years ago when I was in Secondary School (UK) Apple were offering massive discounts to all schools if they bought them in bulk. The individual units were extortionate for an ordinary person to afford - but business and education and government were the main targets we were told....

      Of course, this turned out to be an almost total failure - so I can understand the fanatics not 'remembering' it :)

  7. Not many people want you to support consumer tech by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 0

    For some reason IT folks think that all us iPhone toting folks are demanding that they support my iPhone. I don't expect you to support it, and most others don't either. At a basic level, I expect my IT department to not *actively* disallow use of such technology, which is what I see all the time, departments who see no middle ground between "100% supported" and "not on my network ever". It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing, fixing any server related issues in the process. I don't expect you do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there, but it would nice if you could be *helpful* as I try to figure it out myself.

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  8. Bob Lewis: a Microsoft Property by afabbro · · Score: 1

    Article summary: Apple is a nightmare, Google is maybe passable, but Microsoft is where you want to be.

    If you're running an enterprise and want to maximize user capabilities, you'll find the best collection of core technologies in Microcountry.

    In other news, InfoWorld is still published.

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    1. Re:Bob Lewis: a Microsoft Property by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      In other news, InfoWorld is still published.

      Yea, apparently on Microsoft powered presses.

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  9. Consumer Innovation by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Lest we forget, the PC revolution in business was brought about by CONSUMER "Personal Computers" being brought into businesses to get around the walled garden of Corporate IT (Mainframes back in the day).

    Today, it is iPads replacing Notebooks and Laptops, and Androids and iPhones replacing Blackberries and Palms (back in the day). IT should identify the need, and start ordering Commercial Versions of these products. Too bad they aren't so there isn't much choice.

    If Google REALLY wanted to rule the world, they'd put together a Corporate Server solution to manage Corporate Android Devices and market the crap out of it in Professional IT magazines and in places where the CIO spends time. I realize that Google does have some semblance of this out there, but it is hardly Corporate Grade, nor is it marketed to the CIO/CEO as a "must have" for IT.

    This is where Microsoft is losing the battle, trying to stay a "Windows Company".

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    1. Re:Consumer Innovation by deniable · · Score: 1

      IT should identify the need, and start ordering Commercial Versions of these products. Too bad they aren't so there isn't much choice.

      If they build it, we will come. If we'd had any decent alternative to the iPad as a 'document reader / viewer' (yeah right) we would have been able to stop management from buying a bunch of shiny toys.

    2. Re:Consumer Innovation by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      We're taking a separate tack and just embracing the consumer iOS devices (Android doesn't meet ISS requirements for closing security issues when relying on handset vendor updates).

      Put a policy in place to require a minimum version to keep the IS Security folks happy, publish documentation to allow easy configuration for end users (ActiveSync is about as simple as it gets, especially with a word doc or something similar to guide them), and be prepared to manage end users calls in case of issues, or when you need to cut off a device for failing to maintain the minimum level required.

      We implemented this over a year ago and it has been a great success with nearly a thousand of these devices connected and no major issues. About the only manual element is forcing end user upgrades which as upgrades go, are pretty painless. We notify them to upgrade, give them an end date to comply, send a final warning if they haven't, and cut them off if they continue to stay on an unsupported version.

      As to the article's issues with contacts in the cloud, he should probably read the warnings when enabling sync (specifically the comments regarding 'merge' or 'keep' when referring to the local contacts or calendar. It's not rocket science. 'Keep' will keep a local copy, and merge will just merge everything in the cloud.

      For those that have two calendars or sets of contacts and you want only one, turn off cloud sync, when prompted, delete your local contacts or calendar, then turn sync back on. It will then just start using only the cloud for contacts/calendars.

      ActiveSync calendars/contacts are not synced, which is desirable for us from a security perspective.

    3. Re:Consumer Innovation by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Not everything on my phone is tied to Exchange. I can't manage the entire device (applications/data).

      That, and you missed my point. We are seeing the next evolution in IT, being driven by Consumer Products because IT is too slow moving.

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    4. Re:Consumer Innovation by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Actually you can go so far as to lock down application installs via polices. We've implemented some basic ones to require pass codes, and auto-locks, but you can go further with the tools available.

      I agree with your point regarding IT moving too slow. I think the recent advent of smart devices (computers in your pocket) has taken IT in general by surprise and many are still trying to cope with end user demands and coming out bruised and battered.

    5. Re:Consumer Innovation by starfishsystems · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it began with businesses buying and managing Unix workstations for their staff.

      Where it started to fall apart was when businesses thought it would be cheaper to buy Microsoft systems instead. There was a little TCO problem there. Microsoft users were managing their own systems, and they were doing it badly. Not only was their actual job function was being diluted, it also created some truly monstrous infrastructure train wrecks. That problem still isn't solved. Businesses simply think it's normal.

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    6. Re:Consumer Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Google REALLY wanted to rule the world, they'd put together a Corporate Server solution to manage Corporate Android Devices and market the crap out of it in Professional IT magazines and in places where the CIO spends time. I realize that Google does have some semblance of this out there, but it is hardly Corporate Grade, nor is it marketed to the CIO/CEO as a "must have" for IT.

      None of that involves a new way to put ads in front of eyeballs so it doesn't come as a great shock that Google doesn't realize that it's a potential market. The only reason Android exists is because Google didn't want to be locked out of mobile advertising.

    7. Re:Consumer Innovation by jon3k · · Score: 1

      There are several good tools for managing iOS and Android devices. Like Air-Watch and MobileIron.

    8. Re:Consumer Innovation by narcc · · Score: 1

      IT departments everywhere have been happily supporting smart phones for years. The problems stem from the rise of smart phones in the consumer space which simply aren't enterprise ready.

      For the clueless: Basic Exchange support isn't nearly enough.

    9. Re:Consumer Innovation by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No, it began with businesses buying and managing Unix workstations for their staff.

      No he was right it was mini and mainframes. Unix workstations were never part of most corporate infrastructures in large degrees. There are exceptions but most of them were during the PC era anyway, for example Xenix shops.

    10. Re:Consumer Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the article isn't about RIM, which is now failing miserably. Consumer phones work fine in IT when the IT shop knows how to properly manage them.

    11. Re:Consumer Innovation by Amouth · · Score: 1

      I agree with your point regarding IT moving too slow. I think the recent advent of smart devices (computers in your pocket) has taken IT in general by surprise and many are still trying to cope with end user demands and coming out bruised and battered.

      that would only be true for IT groups that ignored PDA's - Windows CE has supported active Sync since 97+

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    12. Re:Consumer Innovation by afidel · · Score: 1

      Actually, VMWare has the solution for Android, run a hypervisor and have two Android installs, one a corporate locked down environment where corporate data resides, and a consumer install where the users can install whatever software they want. Right now there's like two devices available (none in the US AFAIK) but AT&T has like 6 coming in the next few months.

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    13. Re:Consumer Innovation by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That shouldn't be surprising since the last evolution in IT was driven by Consumer Products.

    14. Re:Consumer Innovation by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Lest we forget, the PC revolution in business was brought about by CONSUMER "Personal Computers" being brought into businesses to get around the walled garden of Corporate IT (Mainframes back in the day).

      Whaddya mean you need more people? Four of you can support 300 mainframe users on terminals; why can't you also support the 300 PCs?

    15. Re:Consumer Innovation by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'd be happy if Google stuck a decent web proxy into Android. Maybe even one that supports old technology like PAC files, or exceptions for certain IP addresses. Current support on their devices is pathetic. In fact, I haven't found a single Android device that has enterprise level support for proxies (maybe there is one).

      Until Google can get support for basic technologies, how can we expect them to support more advanced stuff?

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    16. Re:Consumer Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the IBM PC came out in 1981 there was no such thing as a "Unix workstation".

      I can't believe this Alternate History BS got modded up and not the OP.

    17. Re:Consumer Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG!

      Visicalc (the pc's killer app for business) predates the Unix workstation market by years.

    18. Re:Consumer Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it didn't. UNIX workstations never made a dent in business; they were too expensive and too difficult to operate. The numbers occurred when the IBM PC and Apple IIe arrived. Both were based on cheap 8-bit chips which didn't support multitasking, but they did support business tools such as VisiCalc and WordPerfect. There was no system to manage. Configuration on those machines was non-existent, and every time you booted it was like doing a fresh OS install. And these were Apple and IBM systems, not "Microsoft systems". Microsoft supplied the DISC OPERATING SYSTEM. You may as well blame the author of ext2fs for not solving client authentication.

    19. Re:Consumer Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it began with businesses buying and managing Unix workstations for their staff.

      Ha! I don't know what industry you're in, but most ordinary staff have never touched a Unix workstation in their careers. Most office workers went straight from typewriters and printing calculators to DOS and Windows PCs. Aside from a few number-crunching fields like engineering and finance, nobody ever had a Unix workstation on their desks.

    20. Re:Consumer Innovation by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      My Linux smartphone connects with exchange perfectly fine. It pulls calendars, contacts and mail.

      What more do you want?

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    21. Re:Consumer Innovation by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Hell, Blackberry still has a chance to make a locked down enterprise friendly tablet that would provide mobile corporate data access. If they can get email working on it.

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  10. ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just got asked by a developer today....why can't he VPN into Microsoft Team Foundation Server from his new phone???

    1. Re:ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be an android user, iPhones have a VPN client built in.

    2. Re:ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the lack of VPN on the device was the dev's problem. It's that he's a moron. It sounds like he doesn't understand what VPN is or what Team Foundation Server is. I'm sure he just wants to do some intense coding on his phones soft keyboard.

      Thanks for your attempt to flame Android, but it also has built-in VPN as well as numerous third-party VPN clients.

    3. Re:ironic by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they aren't going to be VPNing into CVS, Subversion, or Git are they? Team Foundation Server is basically the MS VisualStudio source repository and continuous integration server (I say that with great hesitation, they think of it that way, but its hard for me to call it that).

      Basically, I'd say the post you're responding too is probably a bot spewing random gibberish.

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  11. Root cause: Clueless top executives. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A decade ago most clueless top executives will award themselves the latest and greatest laptops and start belting out the latest version of documents/spreadsheets/presentations that is incompatible with rest of the corporations. Forcing everyone to upgrade, and Microsoft was laughing all the way to the bank.

    Now the same clueless top exec buys latest and greatest toys to play angry birds or something and expects it to work in the corporate environment. All the deliberate incompatibilities and interoperability poison pills baked into the system is coming back to bite the tails of IT crews.

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  12. Well There's Your Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT doesn't have anything that even resembles a methodology for performing the business analysis we need to figure out what it means to put consumer tech to productive day-to-day use

    Well there's a major part of the problem. You're full of business babble and the end user/consumer doesn't know what you are talking about. Hell I don't know what you are talking about and I am heavily steeped in IT. It gives me a deep seated suspicion that you don't know what you are taking about either, so you might imagine what the end user is thinking.

    The problem is simple and the end user is not half as stupid as you assume. Simply explain to them that the consumer tech is designed with a single user model in mind where as the corporation's IT systems are designed with the entire corporation's users in mind. Simply put there is no safe way to share the corporations data with ONLY the corporation's user base when using the consumer tech. This will change over time, but until it does, the consumer tech will not be suitable for corporate use and attempting to force its use or circumvent the policy will be disruptive and potentially dangerous to the company.

    1. Re:Well There's Your Problem by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      This is BS. Webmail, FTP, USB drives, etc etc. All of these are allowed (maybe not by choice) technologies essential for business. They are easy for non-tech to use, so they get used. They are all much bigger vectors for intrusion than an iPhone.

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  13. This is getting out of hand by gregthebunny · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I do IT support for a company of about 800-1000 people. All of our executives and corporate staff wanna use their goddammed iPads, iPhones, Androids, and other personal wotsits or doo-dads to do their work. Enough is a-freakin-nuff! We're a corporation and we need to maintain stability and compatibility over fancy and chic. You get a laptop. With Windows. And a BlackBerry... if you're lucky. Oh, and don't get me wrong... it's not like I'm being elitist or something. I love these consumer devices for home use. I have all sorts of digital toys. But they belong AT HOME!

    1. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of our executives

      Shut up and get the iPads working. Or you're fired.

    2. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. A laptop and a dumbphone that will sit in the corner and never get turned on.

      Way to go.

    3. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, once a CXO wants it you have to provide it or they will find someone else willing to fulfill those types of business requests. It’s not a good idea to tell the CFO that you won’t provide all those financial reports on his iPad because you dont think it’s important.

    4. Re:This is getting out of hand by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Shut up and get the iPads working for me and nobody else . Or you're fired.

      FTFY

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    5. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doing your damn job that you're paid to do is a bitch huh? If the exec wants you to support his iPad you do it. If he wants you to support his in car gps you do it. If you don't want to then good luck finding a job in support where you don't have to

    6. Re:This is getting out of hand by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      It's not only execs that want hand holding, it's the jerkwad project managers and developers, too

    7. Re:This is getting out of hand by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do motorpool for a company of about 800-1000 people. All of our executives and corporate staff wanna drive their goddammed Mustangs, Mercedes, Smart Cars and other personal wotsits or doo-dads to their meetings. Enough is a-freakin-nuff! We're a corporation and we need to maintain stability and compatibility over fancy and chic. You get a Lincoln Town Car. With FM Radio. And a driver... if you're lucky. Oh, and don't get me wrong... it's not like I'm being elitist or something. I love these new cars for home use. I drive all kinds of cars. But they belong AT HOME!

      (Are you certain you're not trying to justify your own importance here? Your company gives people money and somehow, by some mystical force, they figure out how to purchase their own gas and oil, and arrive where they need to be without an in-house support organization.)

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    8. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So make a VLAN on your wireless that allows web access to the internal webserver, and otherwise passes out to the internet. Toss all of the wireless mish-mash consumer devices on there and be done with them.

    9. Re:This is getting out of hand by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Or just update those IE 6 intranet apps so they can use them.

      What they do not want to pay for it? Well tell them they can't use it until they do. I bet most of them are clueless how bad of a choice they made in 2002 for their crappy apps.

    10. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember when corporate "computer departments" (by any name) refused to support personal computers - using many of the same arguments read in this discussion.

      I had thought "those guys" had been left behind over time; I guess we have a new generation of their type in place now.

    11. Re:This is getting out of hand by McGruber · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do IT support for a company of about 800-1000 people. All of our executives and corporate staff wanna use their goddammed iPads, iPhones, Androids, and other personal wotsits or doo-dads to do their work. Enough is a-freakin-nuff! We're a corporation and we need to maintain stability and compatibility over fancy and chic. You get a laptop. With Windows. And a BlackBerry... if you're lucky.

      Here's the deal: Those "goddammed iPads" and other "doo-dads" are stable and allow their users to be productive. The windows laptops and crapberries are neither stable nor do they allow the user to be as productive as do the personal "doo-dads".

      More and more of the decision-makers in your company are letting their Windows laptops sit unused while they turn out productive work using their personal "doo-dads". Many of those users whom you say are "lucky" enough to be issued a Crapberry are also carrying a personal iPhone or Android for their personal calls and other personal business; they're not happy about having to carry a Crapberry because their other phone is so much more useful.

      Eventually, one of those decision-makers is going to realize that their unused laptops cost your organization $5k each. They will then multiply that $5k cost per laptop by 800 to 1000 users, a lightbulb is going to go off in their head and you're going to be looking for another job.

    12. Re:This is getting out of hand by unimacs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      About 25 years ago, my boss, the IT manager, had the same attitude towards PCs. He referred to them as "toys". They lacked security. At the time you didn't even need to log into them. You had to upgrade and install software on them independently. Backing them up was problematic, etc. etc.

      Of course the mini-computers and terminals we all used at the time were eventually replaced with PCs.

      It's about productivity. It's about not depending on an IT department with a backlog of 2 years for every little thing. What we've done to the PC in the name of security and making life easier for IT is to make them part of a centrally controlled system just like the mini computers were 25 years ago.

      Want to use a great new piece of software? Is it on the approved list? No? Too bad.

      That is not how we should be doing things.

      I'm an IT director. Yes, you need security. Yes, centrally controlled admin is good. Being able to roll out tested software patches on mass is good. However, our role in IT is to FACILITATE, not to be a road block. That doesn't mean we have to say yes to everything but we need to understand why people want to use these devices for work and if there is a legitimate purpose, we need to figure out how to make it happen.

      Our job is to support our people, even if that makes our job harder.

    13. Re:This is getting out of hand by jon3k · · Score: 1

      It's really not a big deal. Call Air-Watch or MobileIron or one of the 20 other companies that build comprehensive MDM platforms, get a quote, then put it in his mailbox with a note that says "need this to get your e-mail on your iPad".

    14. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. Can't support it? Try. Don't give me the "it's not (secure || stable || compatible) " . . . You think people care about your IT rules? Think again. All your rules and policies are thwarted daily.

      I used to work at an embassy, the AMBASSADOR sent emil from his Dept. of State account to his gmail so he could edit it from home and/or the road. As Mitt Romney said "Corporations are people" and people want and will use "fancy and chic". Get used to it.

      We don't care about your IT nightmares. Deal with it.

    15. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do IT support for a company of about 800-1000 people. All of our executives and corporate staff wanna use their goddammed iPads, iPhones, Androids, and other personal wotsits or doo-dads to do their work. Enough is a-freakin-nuff! We're a corporation and we need to maintain stability and compatibility over fancy and chic. You get a laptop. With Windows. And a BlackBerry... if you're lucky. Oh, and don't get me wrong... it's not like I'm being elitist or something. I love these consumer devices for home use. I have all sorts of digital toys. But they belong AT HOME!

      And how does having a iPad change that? We support email, calander, address book and particular apps and thats it. Put dropbox on it and it's wiped. Apple even provides the tools to do it for free.

    16. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got news for you. You, the IT dept. do not male the company any money. All those people who want their fancy doo-dads, they are the ones who are bringing in the INCOME that pays your salary. Now quit bitching and do your fucking job, which is helping those people make money.... Any way THEY see fit. You jerk.

    17. Re:This is getting out of hand by TheRedDuke · · Score: 1

      Even if you do this, you're still left with the parent's predicament - putting devices in a DMZ or seperate VLAN doesn't make them any more secure, or any easier to manage. What if these users want to use the company's apps? How will you make sure they're using secure passwords? How can you distribute software to these devices? Of course there are fixes for a lot of these types of problems, but you're left managing solutions separate and independent of your company's central infrastructure which is time consuming and a pain in the balls. Want to push apps with your BES? Sorry, your iPads need the App Store, your Android needs the Marketplace – gonna need corporate accounts for each. How about enforcing policy? Sure, there are apps out there that let you manage Androids, but if you want a BES equivilant, nothing even comes close in functionality, and some utilities require rooting the devices – then you’re left with managing a service independent of your BES while doing your own tech support on the phone because you voided the warranty.

      Thankfully I don’t have to manage mobile devices in my current environment (yet), but having Macs in our 2008 AD environment is a headache – running (a now neutered) Open Directory environment in parallel, can't use our imaging solution for system deployment, no app deployment through SMS, no accidental damage warranty for laptops, no unified AV management platform, the inability to use hardware manufacturer’s bootable diagnostic tools – I could keep going, but the horse is already pile of red mush. If we ever start using iPads in the production environment, kill me.

    18. Re:This is getting out of hand by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

      It's not your call. You exist to enact the policy the execs decide are necessary for running the business. In a perfect world, your input particularly around risk management would be used to create those policies.

      If that means running Commodore 64s - suck it up and be the expert.

    19. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using iPads has saved us more than 80K per year in printing costs and secure courier costs for our Board of Directors. It's a win with that; now they get the monthly reports in a secure, encrypted email.

    20. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the people that generate the revenue that pays your salary want you to do your damn job so you they can do their job?

    21. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a dinosaur!!!

    22. Re:This is getting out of hand by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Most of the "comprehensive MDM platforms" have holes you can drive big rig through on anything not BlackBerry. The ones that don't like Good for example rely on containerization. Which is fine, but does not provide the end user experience you'd really want.

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    23. Re:This is getting out of hand by meburke · · Score: 1

      Excellent attitude about your purpose! Too me, the words,"legitimate purpose" do not do justice to the scope of the decision, but it definitely is the right direction. The implementation of any new technology should make the whole system perform better.

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    24. Re:This is getting out of hand by jon3k · · Score: 1

      While they're definitely not perfect, they seem perfectly adequate. They essentially just make what you would do manually on the device (like configuring ActiveSync) a lot easier. I'd be interested to hear about some of the issues you're aware of, since we're in the process of putting one in place.

    25. Re:This is getting out of hand by narcc · · Score: 1

      Blackberry a dumb phone? The phone that broke new ground? The phone that created the smartphone revolution?

      Right now, it's the only phone with true-multitasking and real security. The hardware is on-par (in some areas better) than the top-of-the-line consumer grade phones. If that's your idea of a dumb phone, you must think the iPhone is a mid-90's pager.

      That's what I call misinformed.

    26. Re:This is getting out of hand by TheRedDuke · · Score: 1

      $5k laptops running "unstable" Windows? The 1990's called - they want their tech back.

    27. Re:This is getting out of hand by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but your car analogy falls apart when you take into consideration that people want their iPads/Androids on the company network, while your car analogy would require that people want to park their cars in the company parking lot. Everyone knows that doesn't happen.

    28. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn on IMAP. What's the problem?

    29. Re:This is getting out of hand by jbplou · · Score: 1

      This is completely stupid. If you run exchange why pay for corporate Blackberry's and servers? Half the population now has smart phones why not let them use their own phones rather than purchases equipment? do you thi k it makes good business sense to buy your users additional devices to do something they can do at no cost to you? does your company have webmail or VPN access.

      Perhaps your office supply people don't think people should be allowed to bring their own pens either.

    30. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't tell if you're trolling or if you've just never worked in an enterprise before. Those iPads aren't exactly free. But the real costs come in supporting them -- not just the infrastructure required to provide managed services and processes to provide repeatable, supported results, but the random apps the users will inevitably install to make themselves more "productive".

      The problem with your assertion regarding productivity, besides setting up strawman arguments (who pays $5K for a corporate laptop these days?), is that you've included no scope, no support models, no associated costs, no deliverables, no measurable outcomes, and thus no way of validating whether it's even possible for a given, particular environment, let alone productive. _Some_ of these devices, deployed in a managed fashion and supported adequately for defined, specific purposes _may_ be more productive, but your argument as is just lends itself to a ringing reprise of "I want my toys at work". If you'd come with even a hint of what you'd actually like to _do_ with said toys, instead of just having them, it might be more convincing. It's definitely possible to support these "doo-dads" in existing environments, but not without some unbiased business analysis first.

      But don't let that stop you from Microsoft-bashing in the Apple section.

    31. Re:This is getting out of hand by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      $5K per laptop?

      What world are you living in?

      Try an order of magnitude less.

    32. Re:This is getting out of hand by The+Askylist · · Score: 1

      Just be thankful you didn't have to integrate Macs and Windows crap 15 years ago like some of us poor souls. At least Open Directory and AD are sort-of compatible - try running Macs in a mixed Lan Mangler / Netware bindery environment and then see how happy you are!

    33. Re:This is getting out of hand by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      If you don't realize how being able to access email 24/7 via an iPhone is going to increase productivity then you shouldn't be allowed near any decision ever.

      A Blackberry, btw, does not cut it. A Blackberry would cost the company money (so they won't provide it to everyone) and would likely not be carried everywhere (since the user likely has an iPhone already).

    34. Re:This is getting out of hand by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If only Apple would GIVE you (for free) management tools for your iOS and other Apple devices (as of 10.7). The tech world changes, crapberries are dead, the latest outage should've demonstrated that for you as nobody cared that it was out. Those $2000 Windows laptops you gave them with $2000 worth of MS/Oracle licensing are not being used because they are too locked down and can't be used properly to do even the simplest of tasks.

      Either way, people with these attitudes eventually get fired (thankfully) because it's not realistic to expect everyone (especially the suits) to carry around 5 year old cell phones that still have buttons and a 2" screen with a Dell Inspiron laptop. Those things are ugly and do not speak well of either the quality of their IT department or the arcane choices these executives make.

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    35. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do IT support for a company of about 800-1000 people. All of our executives and corporate staff wanna use their goddammed iPads, iPhones, Androids, and other personal wotsits or doo-dads to do their work. Enough is a-freakin-nuff! We're a corporation and we need to maintain stability and compatibility over fancy and chic. You get a laptop. With Windows. And a BlackBerry... if you're lucky.

      Here's the deal: Those "goddammed iPads" and other "doo-dads" are stable and allow their users to be productive. The windows laptops and crapberries are neither stable nor do they allow the user to be as productive as do the personal "doo-dads".

      More and more of the decision-makers in your company are letting their Windows laptops sit unused while they turn out productive work using their personal "doo-dads". Many of those users whom you say are "lucky" enough to be issued a Crapberry are also carrying a personal iPhone or Android for their personal calls and other personal business; they're not happy about having to carry a Crapberry because their other phone is so much more useful.

      Eventually, one of those decision-makers is going to realize that their unused laptops cost your organization $5k each. They will then multiply that $5k cost per laptop by 800 to 1000 users, a lightbulb is going to go off in their head and you're going to be looking for another job.

      You're so far off I don't even know where to start. PCs and Windows aren't necessarily optimal, but you're just bat shit insane.

    36. Re:This is getting out of hand by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Be careful what you wish for. If everything was stable, you'd be a part time employee.

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    37. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone with a similar job title to your own I was able to make my paycheck overlords understand that work stays at work. Unless you were an owner of the company or a CxO and/or someone who needed access to work from wherever you were, work will not and does not go on personal non-corporately owned property. This included almost everything from billing, payroll, HR, customer info and accounts etc. So far, things have been working out very well for us.

    38. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      our role in IT is to FACILITATE

      Lines like that breed contempt for ground-level support, because while the unspoken end of that phrase is "the goals of the organization," end users read it as "my every request, no matter how frivolous, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone." I've hard arguments with clients who basically took that approach, that we're here to facilitate/support, when I go to inform them that their request is denied because of management approved policy.

      A person that walks into a retail store like Best Buy (god help you) is, in fact, the customer. They are paying for a service and they should receive that service. But an employee calling their in-house help desk is not the customer. The customer is the organization, and if the request is not in the interest of the customer, IT should not be obligated to satisfy it. That doesn't get stressed nearly enough IMO.

    39. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DId you say Windows? As in "not Linux, not even open-source”?
      So you're that kind of person.

      Please hand in your geek card now, or we're coming for you!

    40. Re:This is getting out of hand by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Ummm...your example isn't exactly far fetched. Most places I've worked would not allow employees to use POVs to drive on company business. It wasn't a Lincoln Town Car, it was a Dodge pickup in one case and whatever fleet minivan was available in another, but the principle applies: you're on company time, you're driving a company owned, company insured vehicle.

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    41. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between the old pc problem and the new with pads/smartphones and other gadgets is a much greater security risk. Smartphones are easily stolen
      even more so when they are private ones.
      The next problem with so many different devices is a common standard. Setences like "Why can't I access my [i]xyz[/i] on my ipad!?" come to me erveryday.
      So we try to format our content to os-indipendent standards but losing some of the indepth features of specialist software.
      If you want to make friends in your comany this is not the best way to go.

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

    42. Re:This is getting out of hand by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Actually the biggest problem for those companies is their Microsoft lockin. There still is a shitload of applications which is ie6 only which they currently fight to get at least towards modern browsers. Add to that the Sharepoint and Exchange lockin and you are in a big mess. Having Word only documents adds to that mess.
      Compared to that security is a smaller issue now add a user who does neither have word nor any other Microsoft software on his pad and then suddenly out of the blue expects that everything works like expected. Now you tell him that Microsoft never adheres to standards and his pad does and you are in a big mess.

    43. Re:This is getting out of hand by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Um, the car analogy would be: people, instead of using company approved and owned UPS delivery trucks, want to use their own cars with rich Corinthian leather, heated seats, and air conditioning.

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    44. Re:This is getting out of hand by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      >If you don't realize how being able to access email 24/7 via an iPhone is going to increase productivity then you shouldn't be allowed near any decision ever.

      Is it possible, just possible, that the guy realizes there's more to corporate IT than just "increasing productivity" (acquiescing to every luser request)?

      Go ahead respond about the BOFH attitude about viewing users as lusers. But the fact is:

      You know all those credit card information thefts you hear about? TJ Maxx, BoA, CitiBank, etc.? How do you think the break-in starts? It starts with a foot in the door. I.e., whatever method the iAmCoolPhone user is using to access the corporate network and email.

      Once you have a guy's email account, you can do a lot of stuff, including asking other people to do stuff for you.

      As a consumer, I hardly see the benefit in allowing some guy in a turtleneck to maintain his coolness quotient by not having to lug around an uncool Blackberry if it puts my data at risk.

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    45. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sadly testing takes time and money and cant be done on a large scale yesterday.

    46. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

    47. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your job is to support your organization's IT requirements - not to dictate them.

    48. Re:This is getting out of hand by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points. This is exactly it. Nail on the head.
       
          The money and resources that go into locking down technology, disabling features, and making the hardware and software easy and repeatable and predictable for IT folks is mostly money that is WASTED, and usually worse, spent to a harmful effect. Why? Because IT isn't there to help the IT guys. Call it a flame or troll but it's the straight truth. For most companies IT is there to help the company sell shoes or bread or tires or whatever and make money. That's it. And it's an expense.
       
      I understand the chaos that comes with all these devices, but the solution, a locked down laptop that is "company property", takes 5 minutes to log in to, doesn't let people upload their photos or connect USB devices, takes another 3 minutes to log into any app., requires a SecureID card, doesn't let users network via linked in or facebook or whatever... doesn't sync contacts to a home pc, or google, and won't let the users load anything fun. It all destroys productivity, sucks away time, and makes the users hate the tech. "Get a personal laptop, this one is for work." Yeah! 2 bricks to carry that won't talk to each other! AWESOME! Then you throw in Windows and a learning curve, and the weight of the damn thing, and the horrible ergonomics and what you have is a big giant albatross in everyone's shoulder bag. You tack on a blackberry that feels like it was made in 1997 and works about as well and your users are just about ready to hang you. And remember, IT is a COST. IT is costing the company money, not bringing it in. And the users hate it and avoid it. Then they pick up an iPhone or Android and it's like an epiphany. No tutorials, no weight, no wait, no crazy lock downs, and just about every software productivity tool that they could want is on there and some amazing stuff they haven't even thought of. And then they look at corporate IT and wonder what the hell they're paying you for.
       
      I'm not sure what the solution is. But I think it possibly involves LESS security and handicapping of tech and a lot more remote wiping and reimaging of things. "Do whatever you want, but when you come to me for support I'm just going to wipe your device back to "brand new""
       
      And about the security, people are just plain nuts about IT security. If you don't care about securing the fax machines, phone lines, garbage pick up, mail room, and parking lot, why all the huge fuss about the laptops? Arch criminal hackers are not waiting around every corner to steal your users widget sales data. Nobody cares that he sold 5700 widgets last month. And if they did, they could probably snag a spreadsheet out of the trash, or social engineer some admin person to fax it to them. The doors to all the buildings are unlocked but the laptops look like this whenever somebody wants to get something done. ( Now obviously if you work for Visa or the DOJ this doesn't apply but it applies far more often than not.)
       
      Unfortunately all that convoluted security and support keeps people employed. The low security, frequent gadget-wipe approach doesn't require so many IT employees. It's cheaper, so don't let the bosses get any ideas! Spread FUD. Scare them. Make them relearn a 12 character password every week. Yeah that sounds familiar. Besides, we need a methodology study and business analysis of what exactly it is these lusers are trying to accomplish with these gadgets, because you know, it's so hard to fathom this being less productive.

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    49. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In software, support, personnel, maintenance, etc, 5K sounds very low to me. But maybe you are confusing "cost of a laptop" with "initial hardware cost"?

    50. Re:This is getting out of hand by luisdom · · Score: 1

      It's surprising that they want to use their toys. In the end, what do they want it for? Email, agenda, calendar and intranet surfing? What a bunch of loosers, that's why we give'em laptops, so they can carry them arround.

    51. Re:This is getting out of hand by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Right, here's the thing.

      I have laws to follow. Data Protection Act is a big one. I need to prove that the solutions I provide to ensure data is secure is approved and / or certified for that purpose. Currently, only Blackberry provide a remote-wipe system which I can provide an audit trail for, therefore my corporate users get a Blackberry. End of story.

      The same applies for full disk encryption of laptops. I need a solution which provides an audit trail, so when the I have to call the ICO because some twat left his laptop on the car seat while he went shopping and it was stolen, I can say "User had laptop with serial number xxxxxxxx, fully encrypted and secured as shown by audit log Y. No problems here, please don't arrest me."

      I would LOVE to give them Android devices and iPads, if that's what they want, but my hands are tied. I need to show the guys who control the cell doors that I'm protecting the company's assets as best as I can. If that means the guy at the top needs a Blackberry and a Windows laptop, that's what he will get. If he wants something else, he can sign a waiver stating that he accepts responsibility for the data stored on those devices as per the Data Protection Act, or he can expect a lawsuit for constructive dismissal after I resign.

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    52. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get a laptop. With Windows. And a BlackBerry...

      The problem with this statement is; it is not what you think the end use requires to do their job, its what the end user needs to do their job. IT has a one size fits all approach to applications and hardware, stop and think for a moment; understand the type of job the end user actually does and that your flavor of "insert any application or hardware here" can not be expected to do every single thing a user demands.
      Its a fallacy to think that your generic IT hardware/software solution set can perform to the expectations of your user environment, thus the reason you see so many of your users turning to other things to get their work done.

    53. Re:This is getting out of hand by McGruber · · Score: 1

      $5K per laptop?

      What world are you living in?

      Try an order of magnitude less.

      You should try heading over to Dell's website and clicking on their enterprise laptops.

      Their E5420 with DVD+/-RW *starts* at $1325...and that is only with 2GB ram and 320 GB drive.... add a usable amount of RAM, a bigger HD, a second monitor for the office, bump up the battery so that our staff can stay in communication during a full cross-country flight (Delta has wifi on all its planes now), add the 5 year ProSupport with limited onsite service (+ $379), add protection for accidental damage (+ $139), add "Keep Your Hard Drive" for security reasons (+ $30), add Office Professional (+$349), add encryption software for the disk, add the anti-virus software and other security stuff we use, a VPN license, add some additional productivity software we use, etc., and we end up with a $5k laptop.... and that is before we factor in the cost of IT-salaries.

    54. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up and do your job, you lazy bum. You've got a job, now do as you are told.

      -The Management

    55. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome idea. Hire 2 more people, per team, to deal with development. No money for that? Sorry then, we're busy supporting the FUCKING COMPANY.

    56. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do IT support for a company of about 800-1000 people. All of our executives and corporate staff wanna use their goddammed iPads, iPhones, Androids, and other personal wotsits or doo-dads to do their work. Enough is a-freakin-nuff! We're a corporation and we need to maintain stability and compatibility over fancy and chic. You get a laptop. With Windows. And a BlackBerry... if you're lucky. Oh, and don't get me wrong... it's not like I'm being elitist or something. I love these consumer devices for home use. I have all sorts of digital toys. But they belong AT HOME!

      So in other words, the employees of your company are not qualified to choose their own tools. They're such foolish children, wanting to play with toys. You know how to do their jobs better than them, so you'll tell them what they'll use to do those jobs.

      Totally not elitist, bro. Totally not elitist.

    57. Re:This is getting out of hand by dkf · · Score: 1

      I would LOVE to give them Android devices and iPads, if that's what they want, but my hands are tied. I need to show the guys who control the cell doors that I'm protecting the company's assets as best as I can. If that means the guy at the top needs a Blackberry and a Windows laptop, that's what he will get. If he wants something else, he can sign a waiver stating that he accepts responsibility for the data stored on those devices as per the Data Protection Act, or he can expect a lawsuit for constructive dismissal after I resign.

      The problem is, if you spend your time preventing the bigwigs from doing what they want to do — people who are authorized to tell you what to do — then you'll be shown the door, even with all that stuff you mentioned. They'll just say that you weren't a team player and rationalize you out of your job and without a reference worth the name. If they need a replacement, they'll find one; in this economy, it won't be hard. (Irritate people enough and they'll act; it's just a matter of the activation threshold. Assuming you remember your high-school chemistry.)

      You can't just protect the company's assets, you've got to also enable everyone else to do their jobs. That might well mean accepting things that you don't really like, but that's how life goes. Obstructions are there to get routed around.

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    58. Re:This is getting out of hand by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      The money and resources that go into locking down technology, disabling features, and making the hardware and software easy and repeatable and predictable for IT folks is mostly money that is WASTED, and usually worse, spent to a harmful effect

      Right up until the company is fined several million dollars for massive HIPAA violations. Or massive Sarbanes-Oxley violations. Then you'll really wish you had wasted that money.

    59. Re:This is getting out of hand by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Why even have a network, safer to have everything on paper since then no one can break in at all. Right?

      It's your job to get things to work securely, do it. All I'm hearing is a bunch of moaning about how it will make your job harder and you don't want to do that. Many companies have no trouble getting iphones and other devices to work on their network. Maybe your employer should be looking for a new IT guy.

    60. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear this frequently and don't totally disagree. However, without the proper training and support (from management) this leads to frustration and burnout and turnover (at least in non-recession times) of the IT staff. It seems that with the business management, anything they want - and typically want it NOW - they see as a roadblock instead of controlled change and integration into the infrastructure. Maybe it's about controlling expectations or maybe it's just users seeing IT as a necessary evil.

    61. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me the apps, or it's a dumbphone.

    62. Re:This is getting out of hand by cheeks5965 · · Score: 2

      $500 for computer + $4500 for you.

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    63. Re:This is getting out of hand by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      This is an awesome post.

      I've worked in military intelligence as a government employee, and as a contractor. Care to guess who has more restrictive security policies? That's right, the contractor with the faux sense of importance and terabytes of fictional "trade secrets" they are trying to protect. As if anyone would ever steal ideas from the lowest-bidder government contractor...

    64. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given your argument for facilitating and not roadblocking. Explain to me exactly how helping an exec understand his iPad for an hour is beneficial to other employees who have legitimate IT issues that need to be addressed during that time?
       
      You end up losing man hours in the pursuit of a gadget that will do little to aid productivity. My man hours, the execs, and the end users.

    65. Re:This is getting out of hand by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      More information is required to process your post. If we are to believe your claims, then ONLY Blackberries and full disk encrypted laptops would be used in businesses, but that's obviously not the case. Are you saying everyone else is breaking the law, or could you possibly be overstating the requirements of the law in your post?

    66. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... work stays at work

      What century are you living in?

      Q: Who in your organization doesn't need access to work from anywhere?
      A: The ones that need to be fired.

    67. Re:This is getting out of hand by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Of course they can get it to work. Getting it to work is nothing more than putting the POP/IMAP server on the Internet.

      The question is information security for the hidden stakeholders (customers whose data it is, and who pay for people's salaries). Caring about the stakeholder who isn't present is not being lazy.

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    68. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never submitted a trouble ticket to our IT department that wasn't a result of something on their end failing (like when some retard loaded up a set of firewall rules that blocked everything but port 80 and I could no longer grab files by FTP from a satellite office). I know the local admin password (not the domain administrator password, unfortunately) and I install whatever I want and do whatever I want. Guess what? I'm about the only person in the office who doesn't get viruses or suffer from computer "crashes." I've had the same machine for 6 years and it continues to function just fine. Now, a couple of years ago our IT department decided that they weren't interfering with our productivity enough and they started trying to implement stricter controls on everything. It got to the point that they were installing spyware on users' machines to log everything and using man-in-the-middle SSL attacks to listen in on people doing personal banking, etc. The result has been that nobody trusts the IT department anymore and bring their own laptops, external hard drives, and set up various proxy schemes and HTTP tunnels to get around IT's firewall. When hard times fell upon the office, guess who's budget was first to get cut?

    69. Re:This is getting out of hand by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Just because they need a car to do their job doesn't mean they should be able to charge a SLK 500 to their company account and have the CIO do the maintenance.

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    70. Re:This is getting out of hand by crovira · · Score: 1

      Get them GoToMyPC and stop worrying about it.

      That way you keep the corporate family jewels safe behind the firewalls and let the users roam all over the planet of they want with the iPhones, iPads or whatever.

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    71. Re:This is getting out of hand by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      We're a corporation and we need to maintain stability and compatibility over fancy and chic. You get a laptop. With Windows. And a BlackBerry... if you're lucky.

      Stop being lazy. For anything important, put it in a locked down VM image (including, if needed, an IE6 configured to never, ever access the actual Internet). Plus, for iPads, iPhones, Androids and the like, a remote desktop utility to access such a locked down VM session running elsewhere, perhaps with the screen size already adjusted. You get all the control you need (not "want", need), all the while allowing your users to be sufficiently happy.

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    72. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enjoy living in the 1950s. the rest of us will be using our iPads at work.

    73. Re:This is getting out of hand by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Here is the list of CESG approved products which meet the various requirements for data protection. Let me know what you find.

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    74. Re:This is getting out of hand by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      The tools to do the job will be provided, but they will be tools which work within the framework of the company. Bigwig with an iPad who demands always-on VPN access to sensitive data will be promptly told that he can't have it. If that means I lose my job, then at least I'm not the one responsible for the loss (Primary Data Controller) when the guy leaves it on a train / in a taxi / at his mistress's house.

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    75. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved it when I got the top brass all got iPhones. Since v2 offered Exchange support I've hardly had to support them. Same story with the iPads, and with Office for Mac 2011, mac laptops work well too.

      At the workstation, the only real problem I've had with Macs are accounting's IE only timeclock system (solved with RD to the server) and a one small win-only app that fortunately runs perfectly in Wineskin.

    76. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPhones have remote wipe. Android has remote wipe. iPads have hardware encryption.

      Stop drinking the sweet red stuff is that the Blackberry salesmen are giving you.

    77. Re:This is getting out of hand by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Phew. Good thing I'm not in the UK.

    78. Re:This is getting out of hand by Exit_On_Right · · Score: 1

      Sorry friend, you have it backwards.

      The role of IT is to provide ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS. When we start providing a one-off scratch for every itch that a corner office user gets, we make a mess of the whole thing and we actually hinder the business.

      It constantly amuses me to hear people talk about IT as a road block. Most IT people are solution oriented. The last thing they want to be is a roadblock. They want to find solutions to problems, but through hard experience we've learned that we have to approach it systematically and with planning. When people think IT is roadblocking because of this philosophy, to help them understand, I usually compare it to how the mail works.

      Can you imagine, if on any given street, each person could choose how he receives mail? Say 30% favour a local group of mailboxes, 60% prefer delivery to the house, the remaining 10% would like to pick up at the local post office. Each method is a valid solution, and may actually be the best solution for each person, but the logistics of it would be a nightmare and the cost would be three times what it would be by just picking one of those solutions and rolling it out for everyone.

      Just because a device has a legitimate purpose, it doesn't mean that you need to make it happen. It means you consider it when developing your enterprise solution, but that's it.

      No one disagrees that IT's job is to support people. And sometimes that does make our job harder, but anywhere there are large numbers of people who rely upon a service, be that mail, road/air traffic, legal, financial, or whatever, there are established ways of doing things that benefit the majority. The second we start making exceptions for every malcontent with a complaint, we lose what makes the system work for everyone else.

    79. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do IT support for a company of 6000+ people. All of our executives want to use their Apple devices to run applications that require Active Directory logons, etc. No, it doesn't work. They have to use Citrix to virtualize the application on their mac. It takes them easily twice as long to do anything. But they expect things like Active Directory and Windows ActiveX controls to work on their iPod. You obviously don't understand the industry very well. I don't know if you work in IT (you may have worked in IT for 30 years for all I know), but you lack a basic understanding of device support and compatibility.

      In short: Apple devices are a nightmare to support.

    80. Re:This is getting out of hand by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Woosh!!!

    81. Re:This is getting out of hand by Hydian · · Score: 1

      You need to get out a bit more. There are several solutions for iDevices and Android that replicate the functionality of the BES including remote wipe with audit trails. Start by looking at Good and Trust Digital. There are a few others as well.

    82. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical management. Lucky for you you don't have to fix or support anything, just collect points.with your management friends

    83. Re:This is getting out of hand by unimacs · · Score: 1

      IT exists outside of large enterprises so I disagree with your premise. Only part of my role involves projects that have an organization wide impact. I'm also not suggesting that we say yes to every malcontent and that each person can decide whether they want Lotus Notes or MS Exchange. We'll decide on the server technology and hopefully select something that doesn't lock us into one type of client because one size does not fit all.

      The Post Office doesn't dictate that you have to get your mail at your home. You can get a P.O. box. On my street, people pick out their own mail box and mine looks completely different from my neighbors. Some people don't have a box at all, just a slot. As long as it works for sending and receiving mail, it's fine.

      Standardization and central control aren't evil but lock-in is. You always have to be ready to adopt new technology even if it is disruptive, - especially if it is disruptive, as long as the value is there.

      Of course I'd be remise to say that every organization is the same. I think technology plays a key role in making our organization better than some of our competitors. Yeah, we probably spend more on it too. We want to foster innovation. We want smart people to work here and we want to put the tools in their hands that lets them do their job most effectively.

    84. Re:This is getting out of hand by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      We're a corporation and we need to maintain stability and compatibility over fancy and chic. You get a laptop. With Windows. And a BlackBerry... if you're lucky.

      Just do what we do, give them their iPads, iPhones, or whatever they want and make them do everything through RDC (or Citrix). All you really have to worry about are the servers and all their toys are usually under warrantee with the manufacturer except for one or two program that is usually fairly robust.

    85. Re:This is getting out of hand by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      You can't make OSX get kerberos credentials?

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    86. Re:This is getting out of hand by unimacs · · Score: 1

      Oh and I forgot one thing. IT people tend to be solutions oriented yes. They will look long and hard for a solution, - as long is falls within their religious views on technology.

      If it falls outside their views, they will fight to the death.

    87. Re:This is getting out of hand by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      About 25 years ago, my boss, the IT manager, had the same attitude towards PCs. He referred to them as "toys". They lacked security.

      He, (I am sure it was a he not a she) was right. They lacked security. They still do. If all the IT managers held their ground, we might have gotten Microsoft to take security seriously back when we could make it listen us.

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    88. Re:This is getting out of hand by unimacs · · Score: 1

      I recognize that I'm becoming an old geezer. The mini-computers we used were VAXes and they had many features that are just now starting to come into the PC world and I've missed them. The PCs did lack security and a bunch of other "Enterprise" or "Business" features, but they also brought about a huge revolution in software. Suddenly all this stuff was becoming available at an astonishing rate and at a much cheaper cost compared to what you saw in the VAX world, and you didn't need to go through IT to get it.

      This revolution is occurring again with smart phones and tablets. The same concerns are being brought up, - often using the same terms, and the same thing is going to happen.

    89. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are missing the point. The problem is that businesses (management) are looking to consumer market to solve business needs. A manager sees a one-off consumer solution and wants to deploy that solution globally. An analogy would be a manager wanting to buy $1 Walmart tools for an industrial setting. If you need to hang a picture on a wall, the Walmart crap works. If you are working an assembly line, you need good, reliable tools. An IT example would be an Executive insisting on every computer using a consumer class malware package. In a large enough infrastructure the effort to install and maintain such software is not worth it. Especially when, in most cases, your Enterprise security suites already have this type of software. Even more specifically, years ago I had a boss that was in love with AVG. He wanted to buy 100 copies and install it on all the computers. At the time, it did not have any Enterprise components (actually, my boss originally wanted to use AVG "free"). With no central reporting, 100 computers frequently checking for updates, and users able to disable/uninstall the software it was not something you should use in a business setting.

    90. Re:This is getting out of hand by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      I disagree entirely. The users I have that are asking for Ipads and Iphones and Droids, want them entirely for status. So far, they have both proved to be less reliable, and less productive than the standard Windows Laptop and Blackberry setup. The support costs on our Apple and Droid products is at least an order of magnitude higher than our Windows/Blackberry combo.

      At our organization, the tablet is already dead. Everyone has realized it is a joke for productivity. The executives have already dropped them on my desk and are now asking for new laptops and netbooks.......with Windows 7.

      While the tablet craze is dead, we are still battling the Iphone and Droids. They are strongly desired purely for the status. The users requesting them know nothing about them other than seeing someone else have what they don't. After we hand them out, we can check the usage and see that they are not being used.....just carried around.

    91. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm except when it's my professional reputation that suffers because Ive been told to 'Just do it' regardless of security concerns.
      Id rather get it in writing and just get fired.

    92. Re:This is getting out of hand by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      All this discussion and it seems to beat around the burning bush. What does it matter what devices people use? Most of our time is spent running around like chickens with our heads cut off building servers.....oh NO.....troubleshooting a server(s)......back to building the other servers again......ring ring.....hello....oh OK we need a share point server, OK. Get off the phone...start working on servers again...ring ring....hello, "yeah the app server is down again, no one can log in, well some people can but....", JESUS fucking Christ; who gives a shit if they have iWhatevers! The rack room is literally on fire and the bench area is full of server builds and the budget is cooked. Who gives a rats ass what Jenny VP has in her pocket.

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    93. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a complete load of HOOEY..... So, let's say a Linux Laptop and a specific model(s) Android phone are the standard as opposed to his example of Windows laptop and Blackberry. It is not accurate to say that all these home devices are more stable than a chosen standard that is tested and certified by IT support. The idea that IT should have to support and make every device function is a load of hogwash. It's the same crowd that claims they need every popular website accessible in order to do work. The actual work being done on these popular websites is often almost nil.

      Unused laptops? You mean as opposed to home devices being used for wasting productive work hours with Angry Birds and WordFeud. Right!! $5000 for laptop life cycle, versus $10,000 in yearly wasted employee productivity. Hmmmm, perhaps it isn't IT that needs to change it's employees attitudes towards what they should be doing while at work. Often the restrictions in place on equipment isn't solely to keep it functioning but also to keep the employee on task. Now if a company gets too heavy handed to the point where it stops legitimate work from being done fine but methinks, I hear a lot of whining from employees who just want to keep goofing off after they get to work as opposed to wanting to be more productive.

      If there is an actual legitimate purpose and a device can be supported fine but if it costs the company more to support all these myriad of devices than the gained productive hours of work than it's a lose-lose situation. Many IT departments are woefully understaffed and underfunded, then you throw at them - oh, btw make all your enterprise systems support every vendors device. Sure that sounds really reasonable.

      It's like any lifecycle in IT - new things come out that can potentially replace or extend the old, the market matures, if the devices really aren't just a fad they start to receive enterprise treatment to make them more supportable and software companies catch up with the support tools needed to take care of them. The idea now is that IT should somehow be able to keep pace with every new fad that arises. On the computer side it was netbooks 2 years ago, now it's tablets. On the phone side, it was migrating from dumb phones to Smartphones, RIM was the first to offer a real enterprise class phone solution. Now Android is starting to get to the point where it is ready for the enterprise as well.

      The biggest switch has been companies willing to listen to their employees whine that they want the latest toys. Yes, IT needs to be responsive to changing technology environments but it also needs to do so in a controlled fashion and the necessary Enterprise tools need to be there to support the devices.

      Just because you like your shinny new iPhone or Android doesn't mean that it's Enterprise ready yet.

    94. Re:This is getting out of hand by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      Referring to inter-connectivity, communications, data manipulation, and Things upon which I rely to be Effective, and just generally interacting with the world, as if it were one expensive rock hammer is either deceptive or incompetent.

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    95. Re:This is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the most supportive way, please consider the following:
       
      You sound like you are describing your successes and failures at following technology. Stop following. What is your company's business model? Do you fairly consistently work to employ and adapt technology in the most effective way to earn or save the company money? Money. Is IT a burden (cost to minimize) that your company has to deal with in order to do business? Or is IT leading the company towards new efficiencies and more business opportunities?
       
      Just one of many possibilities: If a company was the first in it's niche to roll out laptops to everyone in 1996 because it was "new", that would have quickly made laptops "dead in the water" for them. But if a company was the first in it's niche to equip it's slaes team with portable multi-media sales presentations then it probably did quite well.
       
      Given your company's business model, what can you do with current and emerging technology to make money?

  14. I find there are two paths that emerge by nimbius · · Score: 5, Informative

    for the IT department here.
    1. lock it all down:
    ive worked for companies that insist IT is the gatekeeper for everything from remote controls to pagers and cellphones. While you get great control, you also have no time or resources to dedicate to projects and ostensibly everything with a wall wart becomes "your job." Powerusers view you as some sort of hitler-incarnate so you wont get help or input from them at all.

    2. trust your users:
    im working at a company that embraces google apps, that trusts its users in the cloud, that appreciates anything that frees up resources so that projects can be accomplished and new achievements in the organization can be made. the downside to this is your IT support is often branded as a group of do-nothings as IT can really only help people with approved technologies. IT guys find themselves in elevators and hallways, cornered by desperate users who swear the problem theyre having in the cloud is something your IT department works on. If the bitching gets loud enough, you may end up supporting it anyhow, and that subset of 8 systems your team used to directly assist users begins to look like 'infinity.' you really need strong management for this type of environment to work. ready and open paths for users who bite off more than they can chew to safely make their way back to known desktop technologies is also a big plus. You can in some cases leverage power users to evangelize people in certain directions or help out where possible. Wiki's work wonders.

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    1. Re:I find there are two paths that emerge by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      im working at a company that embraces google apps, that trusts its users in the cloud

      Will you let us know if this policy lasts past the first huge data breach at your company or Google?

    2. Re:I find there are two paths that emerge by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      "Locking it all down" has always, without fail, provided me with more time, not less.

      I'm not sure what you're doing wrong. Maybe you're just horribly under-staffed.

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  15. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by hguorbray · · Score: 1

    Supporting iPhone (or iPad for that matter) for corporate email might be difficult -I do not believe that there are Notes or Outlook mail apps for these devices (although the new outlook webmail is pretty decent)

    The other problem I have heard in the past is the lack of ability to provision the phones and apps in bulk instead of having to setup 100 different iTunes account for 100 devices -this is one of the things that probably gives IT departments (and procurement) nightmares.

    Due to the locked down nature of the devices, customization such as a corporate device image with custom apps such as proprietary reporting tools is also probably not easy in this scenario. Security on consumer devices may also often be suspect. My company requires that laptops that travel have encrypted HDDs.

    -I'm just sayin'

  16. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by nhaines · · Score: 1

    I don't expect you to support it, and most others don't either.... It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing, fixing any server related issues in the process.

    This is the definition of support.

  17. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't expect you to support it, and most others don't either... It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing, fixing any server related issues in the process. I don't expect you do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there, but it would nice if you could be *helpful* as I try to figure it out myself.

    "I don't want you to support my tech, but please support my tech"?

    The moment I give an end-user any sort of advice about any technology, I own the support. You may be an exception to the rule, but it is the rule.

  18. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing, fixing any server related issues in the process.

    This help you are asking for is called "support".

    I don't expect you do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there, but it would nice if you could be *helpful* as I try to figure it out myself.

    This is called "I know that there are rules and reasons, but I'm special, dammit!

    -devphaeton

  19. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Osty · · Score: 1

    Supporting iPhone (or iPad for that matter) for corporate email might be difficult -I do not believe that there are Notes or Outlook mail apps for these devices (although the new outlook webmail is pretty decent)

    Wrong, at least for Outlook (or rather, Exchange). iOS supports Exchange ActiveSync natively, including required pin locks and remote wipe. Of course as an end user those things are annoying, so there are plenty of jailbreak patches that remove the pin lock requirement (or rather, cache your pin so that it's only required after a reboot). I have no idea what level of Notes support is available on iOS, but seriously who uses Notes anymore?

  20. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    I don't know about Notes (although if you're stuck supporting that POS, you have my most profound sympathies), but iOS does have ActiveSync support, so getting mail from your Exchange server is quite possible.

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  21. Again... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, stop your whining and do your job.

    Don't go complaining to management when they want you to do something on the cheap. They're the job creators and you're nothing but a griping parasite. They could eat your job and shit it out in Bangalore before you can say "MSCE".

    If you don't like the way business is done then go stand with the filthy stinking hippies in Occupy Wall Street. Otherwise, when we say "jump" you say "Minimum wage is good enough for me".

    Who do you think you are, anyway? We're the motherfucking job creators Bucky, so you better check yourself and get back to your little hole and do some coding or sysadmin-ing or whatever it is you do. There's a reason I'm getting the big bucks and you're getting the increased co-pays and that reason is "I know what's what and you know jack shit."

    Now close the door on the way out. I'm glad we had this little talk. And if I hear that you even whispered the word "union" I'm going to put my size 11 cordovan brogue ($370 at Nordstroms) up your bony ass.

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    1. Re:Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good, then let some shithead named Peggy from Bangalore support your freakin I-Pad. And as for "whatever it is that we do?" What we do is why you fucking panic when the only IT guy goes on vacation (if you care to call it that cuz were on the phone the whole freaking time supporting your dumb asses). I say to anyone who has that attitude to screw themselves silly thinking that they are all that and if we are such parasites and a "Cost Center" try and do without us. Might as well since you lay us all off anyway.

    2. Re:Again... by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 1

      God I would love to have you as an executive at my company, I wear suit's from Hugo Boss that cost's more than likely, a good bit more than your salary can afford. If I ever saw you treating Any of my employees with anything resembling that attitude, I would fire you in a heartbeat for employee harassment.

      I have a few personal relationships with my IT Manager's and i can completely empathize with them on consumer apps being brought into a corporate workplace. Sony's stock fell over 10$ a share when they did not take scan their own software/hardware, and fell to a simple widely known sql injection. I personally don't know much about hacking or anything else. I consider myself a power user. That's as far as my general knowledge goes. However any board would CRUCIFY you, if by a decision you made to outsource to Bangalor, as you so eloquently put...Cost them 10$ a share in value due to IT.

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    3. Re:Again... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      I would fire you in a heartbeat for employee harassment.

      Son, I was joking.

      I thought for sure my repeated use of the term "job creators" would have given it away.

      I believe the attitude that I mocked is the attitude that is held by a certain group in this country who believe that all wealth should "trickle-down" from on high.

      I don't only support Occupy Wall Street, but whenever I get the chance I go down to LaSalle Street to stand with them, as do my wife and daughter.

      But I'm really glad to see your reaction to what I said. Perhaps there are some people who have not been so twisted by greed in corporate life that there is some hope.

      I wear suit's from Hugo Boss that cost's more than likely, a good bit more than your salary can afford.

      Oops. I take that back.

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    4. Re:Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best way to get only bottom feeders to work for you. Hopefully you have plenty cordovan brogues, you'll need them :)

    5. Re:Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good thing i fucked up your pay roll software entry before you went crazy on your afternoon coke.

  22. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For some reason IT folks think that all us iPhone toting folks are demanding that they support my iPhone. I don't expect you to support it, and most others don't either"

    OK, you're not demanding support ... good.

    "It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing"

    Hmm, that kind of sounds like you want support actually. Make up your mind!

  23. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    departments who see no middle ground between "100% supported" and "not on my network ever".

    Because there is no middle ground.
    If we help you out of the kindness of our hearts once, you will never. ever. let us forget that.

  24. Mostly because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CIO's CTO's and IT and tech managers are idiots that do not know their jobs.

    You buy Enterprise Drives for a Raid 50, not freaking WD green drives on sale. and no a linksys router will NOT work for the sales office across town. but then I get headhunted regularly because of my rep and skill-set, so I can tell a manager that he is a "moron" for even thinking of using consumer grade. Getting fired is not a fear I have.

    1. Re:Mostly because... by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      Sure you can ... in another 10 years or so after you get out of highschool.

      Getting fired isn't a fear you have because you don't have a job.

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    2. Re:Mostly because... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Do you fear coming in under budget?

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  25. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Mullen · · Score: 1

    As the guy in IT, let me ask this:

    Why do I have to support your purchase? I don't get input into buying it, why should IT have to support it? How do I control your phone? How do I know you have a good password to lock it or even do you lock it? How do I remote wipe the phone if it gets stolen or you leave the company? How do I know it is encrypted? Does it even have encryption? How do I control what goes on the phone? How do I block certain apps on the phone? How do I keep the phone from talking to other devices that IT does not own nor support?

    The list goes on and on. It's not about you buying something, it's about control, protecting company property and keeping out people we don't want in our networks.

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  26. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by sjames · · Score: 3, Funny

    For some reason IT folks think that all us iPhone toting folks are demanding that they support my iPhone.

    It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing, fixing any server related issues in the process.

    But not like support support it, just help solve any problems with it.

    THAT is why so many IT departments have an all or nothing policy. They know what the road to hell looks like.

    I don't expect you do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there...

    Just the ones that *I* like.

    You'll get a lot further if you appear to mean it when you say you'll support yourself if they'll just not actively ban the device.

  27. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    not difficult at all, iphone supports exchange perfectly.

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  28. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er...why? Yes, I'm totally serious with the question. I get you want business function, utility, help from "IT". But... that's not only not part of our job, but *not* doing it is is often part of our job. And when at an organization where such...process is not an active part of our job, that mere question often indicates you shouldn't be helped anyway.

    At a large, managed organization, your mere question likely indicates a lack of:
        a) knowledge of policy
        b) respect of policy
        c) desire to comply with policy
        d) basic competence or understanding of the task you're requesting.

    In a small, unmanaged organization, or many places that SAS it out to Google or third party providers... well...
    It's email....
        1) It's not rocket science. If you were competent enough to not be wasting a high school kid's time, you would have figured it out
        2) See item #1.
        3) If for some reason you can't look in outlook/thunderbird/whatever to figure out #1, that means I've locked your desktop down specially. This means you're a problem user, and I hate you. If you're the reason I have to implement a group policy for a small business, the only time you're getting help is when it's an actual problem, or your boss asks me to fix it.

    If you don't know what the SMTP server is, whether it authenticates in plain or hash or whatever...whether you use POP3 or IMAP... That's fine. Check the outlook settings. If you don't look to do that, or can't translate back and forth with a quick read of wikipedia...then you aren't competent enough to configure a device or use it safely on the network without babysitting. In fact, the mere question makes you a candidate to have your desktop locked down further and schedule an extra scan or one of the newer licensed versions of the antivirus if my organization can afford it. Because chances are *YOU* are the guy that has limewire on the desktop, or downloaded a cracked version of office 2003 because you didn't like 2007/2010.

    Now, if the network is *already* locked down, and you don't know how to get the iphone to sign the email with the PKCS12 certificate, and authenticate to the server using the domain key... Well, allright... we can talk.

    And you know, maybe it's possible that we don't want the iphone on the network. At all. Ever. Period. Maybe that's because we know that apple configured the iphone to lie about its capabilities to the exchange server in order to gain access, and we have determined that is absolutely a liability if it ever touches that confidential email in our industry.

    Now, I'll admit... you're on /. there's...a chance...you're actually competent. Please make a request to IT indicating what type of help you need. In between the budget and staff cuts of the past decade, the hundreds of hours we're spending rewriting and updating existing documentation, outsourcing hardware maintenance, consolidating costs in the cloud, and justifying our existence to some C level goon (who probably has a different appliance than you that he absolutely *MUST* get on the network and will require implementing HIPPA breaching exceptions that will than have to be carefully documented, updated and cause a cascade of rewrites). Maybe somebody will already have your device and give you a hand.

    Yes, I'm *that* IT guy. I don't help users because users cause problems. Project Managers bring requirements that are met.

    Come on, mod me troll for thinking it's ridiculous that you can't set up email on a basic device without "IT folks" as a babysitter.

  29. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by arkane1234 · · Score: 0

    I'm just surprised the GP didn't include something like iOS not multitasking, as well :P

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  30. Sorry but that right there is the problem by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You want to run the thing, you want it to be yours, but you want someone to bail you out if you can't make it work. That is the nightmare IT scenario. That is the one that sucks tons of time from the group: When users want to run their own devices in their own way, but want IT to fix it when there's a problem.

    Now I should say such a situation would be feasible, but only if you are willing to hire a bunch more IT people. Have a large enough group and sure, you can have people to do all the hand holding as well as all the all the central functions expected (like making network and all the servers work, developing new custom apps, and so on). However in a typical IT environment where there are not many support people, hand holding takes time away from other tasks.

    Basically if you want to use your toys that's fine, but don't expect IT to want to waste time on them. They are your devices, you deal with them.

    In terms of the "not on my network" I don't usually support that idea but there are cases where it makes sense. Security is a concern with companies and if the management decides they want only approved devices on the network, well then that is what IT has to enforce. There are reasons for that too: User devices are the biggest source of problems easily. I work at a university and we do allow for personal laptops and other things on the network. 99.9% of the time when there's a virus or other issue, it is from one of them. Of course they bypass one of the layers of our security, our border firewall, since they come inside the network, which makes them a bit more dangerous.

    To me wanting IT to support your personal devices is the same as wanting the motor pool to work on your personal car. It just isn't reasonable. Your stuff is yours to do with as you wish, but don't expect corporate support to help you out. They have other things on their plate.

    1. Re:Sorry but that right there is the problem by Ayanami_R · · Score: 1

      I work for a school system and we have an all or nothing policy when it comes to the network, Why? People bring in their own wireless routers, they don't change the default password, and leave dhcp on. Eventually, people get 192.168.x.x addresses, instead of 10.x.x.x, this cuts them out from internet access. Then we get 15 tickets in the same building over 1 router. It gets better, then I have to find it, easy enough with my phone or tablet with a wifi finder app, but then I have to explain to the user why they can't have it. All of you here know how that goes so I'll spare you. After all that, then I have to physically go to all 15 users and reset their connections, because our helpdesk is useless and dameware never seems to work. Wasted productivity? You betcha. I have recently come up with a way to better convince people to leave their shit at home. I break into their unsecured router, with no wireless password, and set one. or if they have files shared I access those and copy them to a USB stick, and then delete the original files. After showing the user all the things I was able to do in about 2 minutes, they usually don't complain. This one lady though was a real pain, I told her, politely, why we can't allow these things about 5 times, she would take it back home for a week or so and cause the mess in the 1st paragraph after about 2 or so weeks again. I went to my boss, the principal, you name it and this woman refused to stop it. One day, after the 50th ticket caused by her, I had had enough. I got into the router and flashed the wrong firmware to it, bricking it. She hasn't done it since.

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    2. Re:Sorry but that right there is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporate IT not supporting the iPhone is like web developers not supporting IE. It's fucking retarded. We're not talking about some obscure device here, we're talking about the most prolific smartphone in the country.

    3. Re:Sorry but that right there is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bro, why don't you put non-uni equipment on a separate VLAN. You could even write script that does an SNMP walk across the switches, when it detects an unknown MAC it flips the port over to a different VLAN. If they want it on the corporate VLAN then they have to submit to corporate security policies.

      jfargen at gmail.com

    4. Re:Sorry but that right there is the problem by Matheus · · Score: 1

      Oh stop whining and do your job hippie! ;-)

  31. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    ActiveSync... that's all you'll need to worry about.

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  32. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    Not to the support folk.

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  33. Mod parent up! by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The GP has no idea what "support" means.

    I don't expect you do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there, but it would nice if you could be *helpful* as I try to figure it out myself.

    The PROBLEM is that every single person out there has the same attitude towards "support" that you do.

    With you it is your iPhone.
    With someone else it is something else.
    A third person has a third product.
    And pretty soon it is "every crazy piece of hardware" (and software and website and so forth).

    At a basic level, I expect my IT department to not *actively* disallow use of such technology, which is what I see all the time, departments who see no middle ground between "100% supported" and "not on my network ever".

    The problem is that if IT provides 50% support for X ... there will be calls from people wanting help with something that falls on the other 50% of X. Eventually it is 100% support.

    If you want that to change, then get a business case together and get management's approval and IT will get the additional funding / staffing / whatever to provide the support.

    Otherwise, deal with it. IT is there to support the management approved users on the management approved software with the management approved hardware.

    1. Re:Mod parent up! by unimacs · · Score: 1

      Get a business case together?

      Why do you think PCs replaced the mini-computer in the office 25 years ago? PCs could only run one app at a time. There was no login. No hard drive unless you were one of the lucky few. Awkward backups if they were done at all. In spite of that, they took over in large part because they put power in the hands of the user instead of IT. Now IT has basically locked down the PC. I understand why and I'm not saying there aren't valid reasons. However, I think we've gone too far in many cases. We may scream: "Security!" and "Data Privacy!" but what it amounts to is that we've used these as reasons to limit productivity and innovation because we want our jobs to be easy and without risk.

      IT needs to figure it out how to put power into the hands of the user or they will find their jobs disappearing into the cloud, - literally.

    2. Re:Mod parent up! by the_raptor · · Score: 1

      What a load of crap. Most of those new PC users in the 80's weren't doing innovative new things on their new PC's, they were running the software that IT tested and deployed. PC's were mainly used to replace established pen & paper work practices, not so the users could innovate.

      The same is true for smart phones. Most of the people who claim to need a smart phone to do their job are just replacing a laptop that did the same job. The smart phone might be slightly more convenient but it isn't some huge world changing innovation of that particular business use.

      If people had of demanded that 25 year ago PC architectures should be connected to the modern Internet they would have been laughed out of the meeting. Don't blame IT for the fact that the underlying architecture of most smart phones is not suitable to secure business practices.

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    3. Re:Mod parent up! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Every time I hear a PC admin complain about non-"enterprise" devices, I have to decide whether they are a hypocrite or stupid. Their entire job exists because people brought in non-"enterprise" devices.

    4. Re:Mod parent up! by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

      IT needs to figure it out how to put power into the hands of the user or they will find their jobs disappearing into the cloud, - literally.

      And you just hit on the point that all of my little Asperger's suffering brothers and sisters are missing. If not into the cloud, something else will come along and upset the apple cart. Change is a constant

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    5. Re:Mod parent up! by unimacs · · Score: 1

      What a load of crap. Most of those new PC users in the 80's weren't doing innovative new things on their new PC's, they were running the software that IT tested and deployed. PC's were mainly used to replace established pen & paper work practices, not so the users could innovate.

      The same is true for smart phones. Most of the people who claim to need a smart phone to do their job are just replacing a laptop that did the same job. The smart phone might be slightly more convenient but it isn't some huge world changing innovation of that particular business use.

      If people had of demanded that 25 year ago PC architectures should be connected to the modern Internet they would have been laughed out of the meeting. Don't blame IT for the fact that the underlying architecture of most smart phones is not suitable to secure business practices.

      I started out in IT back in the 80's. Our IT Manager wanted nothing to do with the few PCs we had in the office. The people that got them were the people who had the power to go over his head. The software that they ran wasn't IT tested and deployed. It was stuff those power users installed themselves. Probably some of it they bought on their own. About 30% of it was pirated if not more. There was no reliable automated backup procedure. No offsite storage. All of this drove my IT Manager nuts but he refused to work with the people that wanted them. In short, as far as he was concerned the underlying architecture of the PC and the DOS operating system weren't suitable for business.

      Eventually he saw the writing on the wall and we started incorporating the PCs into the office network. We even began programming for them.

    6. Re:Mod parent up! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      100% support, oh NOES!!!! I could never imagine having to do 100% of my job.

  34. Yeah, count me in by jds91md · · Score: 2

    I'm a doctor. We use Motion LE1700 tablet PC's running Windows XP SP2 (no joke) for our EMR (electronic medical record). I saw a physician colleague running our EMR on his iPad2 and thought "wow". At first I didn't care. Then I thought of two ways that I could really take advantage of running EMR on my iPad2. So I asked our IT dept. They've always said, "we are happy to help you connect to the EMR on your home computer", but now I learn that they meant Wintel or Mac home PC, not iPad. I really have NO idea what you folks mean when you talk about some dividing line between "consumer tech" and "business tech". So go ahead, brow-beat-up the new guy, explain it to me! -- Josh PS FWIW, same organization has custom written an iOS app and given free iPod Touches to physicians to access hospital patient care data, so it's not like the organization does not realize the opportunities in leveraging personal "consumer" tech for business purposes.

    1. Re:Yeah, count me in by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      We use Motion LE1700 tablet PC's running Windows XP SP2 (no joke)

      That had better be a joke, or they should be totally offline machines. Microsoft stopped supporting XP SP2 July 13th 2010. What does your HIPAA guy say about that?

    2. Re:Yeah, count me in by jbolden · · Score: 1

      You use equipment that is designed for physicians that a typical patient could not use on their own. There quite often exists similar equipment which is designed for patients to use on their own. It is the same with IT technology. There are pieces of IT technology that are good professionals and almost worthless for home / small business users.

      Most laptops are good for both as are most tablets. But windows OS have ties to windows servers and windows servers have good business technology in them. So a short hand is to say that the laptops are "business tech". Same thing as BlackBerry which has great server solutions which make the phones easier to manager it is the servers not the phones that make them "business tech".

      As far as your story about tablets .... it could be done. It is a question of money. Your company has to decide which types of tablets they like. I personally in picking an EMR tablet went with tablets that were more durable, Fuji. Most laptops, iPad's included don't do well with a highly conductive, acidic low viscosity fluid like urine.

    3. Re:Yeah, count me in by narcc · · Score: 1

      Medical records on an iPad?

      That is an extraordinarily bad idea.

    4. Re:Yeah, count me in by jds91md · · Score: 1

      Not a joke. XP SP2. I'd send you a screenshot but that would violate HIPAA. Fines for violating HIPAA (the keep-patient-info-confidential law) start at $50,000, so I'm gonna choose not to! -- Josh

    5. Re:Yeah, count me in by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Could your colleague have been using EMR on iPad through RDP perhaps? I've fulfilled requests for Windows based industry specific applications on iPad using Wyse Pro to connect to Windows Server. Even works remotely through IPSEC. If you don't run the application from Windows Server, perhaps you could use a VNC client to connect to your desktop PC.

    6. Re:Yeah, count me in by jds91md · · Score: 1

      via VPN

  35. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why do I have to support your purchase?

    You're asking why you have to do your job?

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  36. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    of course, security doesn't even enter your mind.

    It may seem trivial to you, but can you guarantee that if you lose your phone someone won't be able to unlock it and use the attached services that you have hooked into? You haven't bypassed the exchange pin requirements somehow?

    Can you guarantee your device does not contain malware of some kind?

  37. Nobody every got fired buying IBM by fermion · · Score: 1
    This was pretty much the argument used IBM 25 years ago to keep cheap commodity PCs out of the enterprise. MS used it to keep Macs out of the office even though Macs were more solidly built than the crap many offices used to run MS software. Yet commodity PCs took over the office, and Macs were integrated by the IT staff of the time.

    Now, I will entertain the idea that modern IT people are not nearly as cleaver as 20 years ago. I mean, what do you need to know now a days, how to plug in a cable, randomly check GUI boxes, and say "Have you turned the computer off and on"? But then given the level of standards and integration between all equipment that exists, I can't really imagine that such support should be beyond the budgets and ability of even the most unqualified IT department.

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    1. Re:Nobody every got fired buying IBM by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      This was pretty much the argument used IBM 25 years ago to keep cheap commodity PCs out of the enterprise. MS used it to keep Macs out of the office even though Macs were more solidly built than the crap many offices used to run MS software. Yet commodity PCs took over the office, and Macs were integrated by the IT staff of the time.

      Now, I will entertain the idea that modern IT people are not nearly as cleaver as 20 years ago. I mean, what do you need to know now a days, how to plug in a cable, randomly check GUI boxes, and say "Have you turned the computer off and on"? But then given the level of standards and integration between all equipment that exists, I can't really imagine that such support should be beyond the budgets and ability of even the most unqualified IT department.

      You're a moron. I tell you what. You come and do my job for one week...no, you couldn't handle an hour unless it was lunch hour! I don't know you, but based on two paragraphs I can tell that you couldn't engineer your way out of a paper bag in an enterprise IT environment.

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    2. Re:Nobody every got fired buying IBM by jon3k · · Score: 1

      well considering we have about, oh, 20,000 TIMES more computer users now than 20 years ago, arent you glad you dont need a PhD to get a computer fixed?

    3. Re:Nobody every got fired buying IBM by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0

      It is true with devaling IT. Most of it is just rebooting. Architects do advanced thingies but consultants do that. If someo guy in India can read a sheet that says reboot, then why should anyone working I.T. be worth more than $10/hr?

    4. Re:Nobody every got fired buying IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dont have any clue, btw. modern administration is times more complex than back then. Back then you basically had the PC which ran in its isolated world, then you had minis and mainfraimes also isolated, there almost was not way to bridge those worlds than give some terminal access to the PC users. The PCs in that case were basically relegated to dumb terminals.
      Now you have a shitload of interconnected infrastructure, with windows, unix, ibm mainfraimes etc... all partially connected and partially disconnected over firewalls and services, add to that that users want to get access from the outside which means you have to give them VPN access and add to that the really lousy game of Microsoft of not adhering to standards in any way but users demanding to have their Microsoft centric infrastructure on every device, even those which are not made for it (aka smartphones tablets etc..)
      So go back to your kindergarden.

    5. Re:Nobody every got fired buying IBM by cheeks5965 · · Score: 1

      did you try checking the guy boxes?

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  38. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    If you own it by simply informing someone of data, you're not handling it right. I've helped lots of people with different tools and made them know beforehand that I am doing this completely off-channel and this is totally unsupported, letting them know it's because I like them and want them to keep doing the work they do that I'm helping with what I can.

    Usually, it's the stuff that they are blind to behind the scenes such as firewalls, server configurations, or just not knowing certain piece of information needed to configure the device like the imap server/etc/etc.
    I personally physically despise people that work in the black-and-white narrow passages method. It sickens me.

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  39. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    So, what is IT's recourse if you bypass the pin and other security requirements?

  40. Engineer Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK... here's some perspective from the other side of the fence.

    I'm an electrical engineer at a fairly large company. The way I see it, IT exists to support the other departments. Now, there's a lot involved in that, and I recognize that keeping it secure and reliable is a big and oft-unappreciated part of their job. If the "business grade" stuff isn't cutting it and an engineer can justify that something else makes his or job faster or easier, then there's a damned good reason to listen. Now, some requests are completely unjustified and maybe those should get denied. Most of the time, things hint at a bigger problem though. When somebody complains or comes up with a consumer tech that's better, what's the real problem? Assume something mundane like a request for an external drive. Does this mean network access is unacceptably slow? Is the local storage insufficient? Is this engineer the asshole that's dumping 200 GB of simulation data a day and bringing your network to its knees? If you don't want to support the external drive, maybe there's something else you can do. The list could go on and on and on.

    If you get a request to support consumer tech, figure out why it's wanted and work from there.

    1. Re:Engineer Here by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I work in IT and I agree with you 100%. IT works to support the organization, not the other way around. The tough part is juggling a million different projects and requests. Most of the time we can barely keep our heads above water.

  41. IT Challenge, not Nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been the IT Challenge since VisiCalc sold Apple ][s.

    If you want to have a bitch session about it, I'm not entirely without sympathy. Just don't let it blind you from forming real strategies to meet the challenge.

    Maybe I got lucky. I got to watch our Burroughs mainframe high priests do nothing but bitch while the workers gave up on them and bought and tended their own DOS boxes. In a very few years those priests were gone. It was a sharp lesson. You've got to deliver what your internal clients want, or you're history.

    1. Re:IT Challenge, not Nightmare by NotSanguine · · Score: 2

      This has been the IT Challenge since VisiCalc sold Apple ][s.

      If you want to have a bitch session about it, I'm not entirely without sympathy. Just don't let it blind you from forming real strategies to meet the challenge.

      Maybe I got lucky. I got to watch our Burroughs mainframe high priests do nothing but bitch while the workers gave up on them and bought and tended their own DOS boxes. In a very few years those priests were gone. It was a sharp lesson. You've got to deliver what your internal clients want, or you're history.

      You're 126.4% correct. However, it's insecure and foolish to attempt supporting products that you do not have the skill sets to succeed. As I (and others) mentioned in earlier posts on this thread, the way it goes is that if you allow something into your environment, 95% of the time that's tantamount to sending a broadcast to the entire organization that whatever it is is now fully supported (and supportable) by IT.

      I have no problem implementing new or existing technologies which can improve performance and, most importantly, the bottom line of my organization. Introducing technologies which cannot be effectively supported (and effectively supporting something means having the skills, processes and resources to do so) is only going to be detrimental to the entire organization. Please note that I'm talking about *large* organizations.

      Identifying and implementing technologies that can enhance the ability of users to *do their jobs* is a core function of IT. If your IT organization isn't doing that, they're doing it wrong. That said, implementation is more than just installing the software or hardware and tweaking the configuration. Processes need to be developed, redundancy and fail-over needs to be designed and implemented, IT resources need to learn how to use and support the technology, users need to learn how to effectively use the technology, infrastructure may need to be upgraded, enhanced or even completely replaced. I could go on, but hopefully you get the point.

      And that's just the technology aspect. How do you pay for the new technology? How do you deal with senior management that's afraid of change? How do you realign your human resources to support the new technology? Do you need more people? How are you going to pay for them? Again, I could go on and on.

      My point is not that IT shouldn't innovate or support new technologies. It's that if you just deliver a pallet full of iPads to the loading dock and start handing them out (or open the doors to unknown, untrustworthy personal devices) without the appropriate planning, engineering and implementation, you're setting yourself up to fail.

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  42. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by dissy · · Score: 5, Informative

    iPhones fully support exchange activesync, with remote wipe and everything.

    In the mail settings, you add an account, and tap the first mail type in the list "Exchange"
    Feed it your email address, then password. Done.

    It uses the encrypted outlook web api (Same as the web app in a browser would over https) so works on the internal wifi as well as outside on 3G.

    Employees are warned about the remote wipe feature, both in the employee handbook and directly when I'm asked if they can get their mail on their phone.
    Users can even log in to web mail and perform the remote wipe and remote password reset features on their own, including from home, and most importantly whenever they need it.

    Otherwise it has been one of the more simple non-windows devices I've had to support on a windows network.
    I come from a Linux/Mac background as well, which doesn't translate the best to running a windows domain. I'm the reverse equivlant of the ditsy windows admin installing x11 and gnome on all the servers so he can remote admin them :P
    The less I have to do to dig deeper into the windows world, the better.

    Most android devices are basically as easy, but usually also ask for a username instead of extracting it from the email address for the first try.
    Only two people with android ever had mail problems, both solved by removing and re-adding the mail server entry.

    I'm just thankful the CEO is no longer using that blackberry... BES was hell!

  43. Itunes is an application by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    Itunes is definitely an application, what is your point?

  44. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From another IT guy, I have to say that people get indignant when we tell them that we don't support personally owned devices. Why should I support something you bought for yourself? Personal means that YOU bought it with YOUR money, not work money. Go find yourself a tech person that YOU pay to troubleshoot your problems. Don't ask me to fix YOUR PERSONAL device on company time.

  45. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by hguorbray · · Score: 2

    not exactly...

    What if there are security or protocol requirements for accessing my network or my apps that your phone does not support or are easily bypassed on it? How can I support that?

    What if your phone requires some hotspot technology that I do not have?

    Blackberry was able to get away with this by having enterprise level security and good outlook integration -Android and iPhone -probably not.

    IT depts sign off on things that they know will work with existing infrastructure or with the expectation that there will be budget to add the necessary pieces -this bypasses that process and puts IT in a difficult position -esp when some exec decides they want to use their latest toy....

    I'm just sayin'

  46. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by richlv · · Score: 1

    i would think his management would object to somebody classifying his job as supporting random devices people buy. and no, he's not a free tech support for any crap product you decide to bring in.

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    Rich
  47. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you came into my office with that attitude, I would tell you fuck off and also make sure your shitty device NEVER touches my network. You piece of shit device gets onto the corporate network strictly on the terms the company sets and I enforce it. If you dont like it, fuck off.

    Now answer the GP's questions

  48. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

    User support is an important issue, but the least of the issues that IT faces.

    Agreed, there is no middle ground between "100% supported" and "not on my network ever". That's because putting a foreign device on a corporate network is not putting it "a little bit" on the network. We have no control over the device, no idea what it might do.

    Now, there are ways to safely support foreign devices, by sequestering them onto a dedicated network for example, which also necessitates effective practices for locking them out of the standard network. But that takes a degree of care in policy, design, and implementation for which many organizations are simply not resourced. So good organizations say "no". Mediocre organizations say "whatever". Guess which ones get hacked more often? Guess who's in trouble when that happens?

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  49. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I have to support your purchase?

    You're asking why you have to do your job?

    Sorry, but how is supporting your personal mobile phone, a job for your company's IT department?

  50. Focus your efforts... by DeathSquid · · Score: 1

    IT support works best when they maintain core systems adhering to open standards. That way they can supply mainstream users with standard devices/environments, while still allowing sophisticated users to connect and get their work done. Part of the deal can be that sophisticated users provide their own support for their environments.

    For example, while secretaries may be best served by running Windows, it often makes good business sense for dev teams to work on their target environment. A good dev team won't have any problem supporting themselves so long as the infrastructure is solid.

    A special class of user is the early adopter. Befriend these people because they are investing time in experimenting with new tech, some of which will become mainstream (and some of which is passing fad). So long as you insist on them supporting their own crazy experiments, their efforts are a net win. For instance, early adopters seem to have worked out that iPads will be the mainstream winner out of the tablet field. That's a whole lot of research and evaluation that IT doesn't have to do.

    What about security? I think this is often used as an excuse for trying to (quixotically) maintain some kind of status quo. Of course security is important. Appropriate policies should be enforce by core systems, with the assumption that pretty much all mobile devices are insecure. For instance, there's usually no need for a lawyer's iPad to access the central source code repository, and this is trivial to enforce without descending into a subjective argument about which mobile devices are less secure. They all suck.

    The big picture is that the way we live and work is changing. People carry lots of powerful mobile devices, and work and leisure are ever more intertwined. Good IT people will work out a way to support their customers. The rest will go the way of the mainframe operator.

    1. Re:Focus your efforts... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      These same executives who have all the doo dads, were all pro MS shops in 2000 and spent tens of millions having MS to decide the standards for them. After all that is what their competitors did and was the wave of the future.

      IE 6 is the standard! The W3C is simply in the way. TCP/IP? Well they prefer netbios instead and use TCP mixed in with MS proxy server. SMTP? Nah Exchange has support for groupware and not just email, etc.

      Now they got their wish and fast forward to 2011 and they are shocked and get angry that you can't get their Java 1.1 based intranet app optimized for IE 6 or why can't you use active directory for your Andriod etc? LOL

      Standards were not standards in 1999, as they were a minority in a MS dominated world where .docs and not txt files were in. IE 6 had 90% marketshare so why bother writing W3C code? You can't blame them for using MS to remain competitive in technology. Sometiems the market leaders and not committees write the standards that the big boys like. Hate to admit it

  51. How it actually tends to go down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How it actually tends to go down:

    IT Guy: "Errrr you can bring that consumer toy (iPhone) into my environment... they don't work with corporate e-mail."

    Senior Executive: "So what your telling me is that your skill sets are outdated and I should consider replacing you with someone that is more in tune with more modern technologies and able to make this work."

    IT Guy: "Ummmmm....."

    Senior Executive: "Yeah, that's what I thought. I'll bring my iPhone down tomorrow morning. I trust you'll be happy to setup our Exchange server on my phone so I can stop carrying around two devices."

    IT Guy: "OK". (walks away... tail between legs)

  52. You don't already know the answer? by realxmp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Assuming we're going with the GP post's question RE an iPhone my answers to your questions would be as follows:

    1. The Managing Director bought it because he got annoyed about the blackberry outage.
    2. Sadly the Managing Director controls your budget, ergo he says what you do and don't support.
    3. It's an iPhone, it supports ActiveSync and provisioning profiles but you should know this already, given you read slashdot.
    4. Because you set the policy on the exchange server to require good passwords on all devices connecting via ActiveSync. If you don't know this you really shouldn't be administrating an exchange server.
    5. See point 3.
    6. You know it's encrypted because you googled iPhones and know that the any iPhone 3GS or above has encrypted memory. Thus why wiping is so quick, it just deletes the encryption key.
    7. See answer 6.
    8. See answer 3. Provisioning profiles.
    9. See answer 3. Provisioning profiles.
    10. Private VLAN it and employ port and wireless isolation.

    You've not given any questions here that you should even be asking users apart from questions 1 and 2 which are legit questions. The rest are stuff where you do the research and tell them the answer.

    1. Re:You don't already know the answer? by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      And when the user has jailbroken their iphone to bypass the pin entry, what do you recommend the solution be?

      Can you prevent or even detect a jailbroken phone?

    2. Re:You don't already know the answer? by realxmp · · Score: 1

      Ah, now that is different, because now you're talking about a malicious policy violation and I know it happens. Only way I can think of to detect a jailbroken phone is probably to check for deviceuseragent running earlier versions of iOS in the first instance. Usually the more recent versions of IOS are confined to tethered jailbreaks. There is apparently Mobile Device Management software which can detect jailbroken phones, but I've not had any personal experience. The only guaranteed detection method is of course a physical inspection, should you have reason to believe that a phone has been jailbroken. The problem is it's not just iPhones that can be jailbroken, Androids are certainly jailbroken and Nokia's can be hacked too. The only reason why you don't get jailbroken blackberries is because frankly the hardware is boring. Can you suggest a phone that you can be 100% certain about? I'm not really sure such a phone exists.

    3. Re:You don't already know the answer? by narcc · · Score: 1

      Can you suggest a phone that you can be 100% certain about?

      Blackberry. It has more than proven itself over time.

    4. Re:You don't already know the answer? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      How is that any different from any other piece of IT distributed hardware that an end user has hacked because they have physical access?

      If you don't want to support hackable hardware then go to dumb terminals only.

    5. Re:You don't already know the answer? by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      company provided hardware is something the IT staff would have a better chance being familiar with, of course.

    6. Re:You don't already know the answer? by realxmp · · Score: 1

      100%? Remember the Etisalat incident. The fact is we don't have full remote attestation for any phone on the market (the NSA might have one or two that do this but I mean on the mass market).

    7. Re:You don't already know the answer? by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      6. You know it's encrypted because you googled iPhones and know that the any iPhone 3GS or above has encrypted memory that can be hacked quite easily

      FTFY

      Really.

      Really.

      Easily.

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      No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
    8. Re:You don't already know the answer? by realxmp · · Score: 1

      That's not a phone that's a brick :P. And I really meant mass market, devices with US type one encryption aren't available to folks without security clearance.

    9. Re:You don't already know the answer? by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      Can you prevent or even detect a jailbroken phone?

      I'm glad you used the word phone there, and not iPhone, as it implies you understand that your point applies equally to any hardware once it is out in the wild and not in the hands of the IT department. People can root devices, they can impersonate devices, and they can use social engineering to get hold of information (passwords/pins) that they shouldn't have - it is impossible to provide total security. You have to deal with it if you provide internet-facing services of any sort, and device security is not something you can guarantee on any platform with a malicious and sufficiently motivated user, all you can do is do the best you can with that platform.

      Mandating one platform may make your life easier as an IT dept., but when Blackberry and RIM go tits up or are bought out by MS in a few years (which is in my opinion inevitable given their recent performance), you've just bet the company on devices with no future and cost your boss an awful lot of money, all because it made your life easier.

      That's why it would be a safe *business* decision to support open protocols and leave the portable devices up the user, and not try to guarantee security on devices you don't ultimately control, and for data that you can never sufficiently control.

    10. Re:You don't already know the answer? by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      With regards to HIPAA and other regulations, security needs to be guaranteed in most instances.

  53. business grade by aahpandasrun · · Score: 1

    "Business Grade" = Locked down windows xp system featuring a "managed" internet explorer suite

  54. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by cat5 · · Score: 1

    Sure, I'll help you by also enabling a controlled password lock, and you will allow me to remote wipe your device when you get laid off. I've no problem supporting you, but it the process and procedures and protocols are in place to mitigate data loss, sorry - your not getting WORK email on your iDevice unless it's company supported, and I put *IT* control on it. Fair?

  55. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by sapgau · · Score: 1

    ummm... you might want to read the parent's post again

  56. IT is not fast food by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    Here is the problem with some businesses. They treat IT like it's fast food. There is also a certain race of people (I have worked for 2 companies and they think the same thing, I am trying to leave the one I am with now) who think they can run business systems until the wheels fall off and then pin the hopes on their IT professional who has everything in his head and nothing written down except IP addresses. I managed to walk into a ball of bailing wire and a 1 and half hour pass down of 4 years of knowledge. Awesome!

    They overwork their IT person with wearing all hats and then they wonder why he left. He is lucky if he can take long weekend vacation without someone calling him or something failing Sunday morning at 3:00am. 2 week vacation? Out of the question!

    I work for a living, not live to work and to carry my laptop with me 24x7 is indicative that they don't or won't hire additional IT support or their systems are held together with duct tape and glue.

    As I walked in the door the former desktop support guy is building an off the shelf server with an ASUS motherboard that probably has had it's last run of 5k of them manufactured. I sure hope I am out of there when that thing fails because the chances to getting that same motherboard is nill to none.

    Running a company on off the shelf components is dangerous and stupid and if you work for a company who does that sort of thing then you should prepare to walk.

    Having current support contracts on all your gear is super important, its' cheap insurance and well worth the price you pay for it.

    1. Re:IT is not fast food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen brother!
      The truth of the matter is, Management will squeeze until you get blood out of a turnip. You have to draw a line in the sand because when the walls come crashing down it's going to be the IT folks that take the fall when they can't bring that one off shit back up. And don't forget SOX, ISO, TS, and all that other crap that says we supposedly walk such a tight line when it's all really just BS. And when the shit hits the fan we take the fall. If they fire you than so be it, you needed to walk anyway. Easier said than done I know, but if your gonna talk the talk, you better be ready to walk the walk.

  57. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by NotSanguine · · Score: 2

    For some reason IT folks think that all us iPhone toting folks are demanding that they support my iPhone. I don't expect you to support it, and most others don't either. At a basic level, I expect my IT department to not *actively* disallow use of such technology, which is what I see all the time, departments who see no middle ground between "100% supported" and "not on my network ever". It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing, fixing any server related issues in the process. I don't expect you do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there, but it would nice if you could be *helpful* as I try to figure it out myself.

    I hate to break it to you, but whenever you allow something on your network, users will, from that moment on assume that you take full responsibility for their equipment. I've seen it many times. It happens on my network on a regular basis. Even if you don't demand supportability for *all* devices, company owned or not, from your IT people, a large contingent of users do just that. At most companies, as soon as IT says, "okay, you can use 'X'" IT is forever responsible for making it work. period.

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  58. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    in my experience end users generally only know what they need to do get the task done. They have very little troubleshooting experience or expertise. You may have made them aware there is a firewall, but once you help them they will keep coming back to you whenever there is an issue and often assume it has to do with the "firewall" or the "router" when it could be something completely unrelated.

  59. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

    Supporting iPhone (or iPad for that matter) for corporate email might be difficult -I do not believe that there are Notes or Outlook mail apps for these devices (although the new outlook webmail is pretty decent) The other problem I have heard in the past is the lack of ability to provision the phones and apps in bulk instead of having to setup 100 different iTunes account for 100 devices -this is one of the things that probably gives IT departments (and procurement) nightmares.

    cf. Good Technologies

    just sayin'

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  60. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by russotto · · Score: 0

    So good organizations say "no". Mediocre organizations say "whatever". Guess which ones get hacked more often?

    The "good organizations" get hacked because the sales guy opened the malware-laden site he was sent in his phishing email, while you were yelling at the engineer for using a personal laptop.

  61. School + Unmanaged Switch = BAD by realxmp · · Score: 1

    I feel your pain, I used to work in Education IT back in the day. I'm assuming you must be running unmanaged switches? If there is ONE investment I must plead with you to get your boss to make this year, it is for a couple of decent managed switches. Pupil wires two network ports together? No problem Spanning Tree Protocol turns off the ports. Rogue device connected to the network? No problem it goes on the port isolated private VLAN'd quarantine network because you have RADIUS server authenticating devices. Rogue DHCP server? No problem all packets are dropped at the switch. Plus all errors at the switch can be sent to a syslog console so that you know that something's up even if you've not been called. The time it will save you if done right, especially on a large site is amazing. Plus you can put the curriculum and admin networks on the same switch VLAN them and control what passes between them with a firewall.

  62. Not everyone is like that... by perotbot · · Score: 1

    We got in front of the iDevice train, followed by the Android train..... 99% of our people requested email access, not problem. We're still a Groupwise shop, it was a simple matter to stand up a Novell Datasync server and provide all them with calendar and email access on iDevices and Android. We'll even put a bullet in their phone if they lose it. Our restriction? pin code instead of swipe to open and the agreement that when they leave our employ we will be sending the bullet out to their phone and they will need to reconnect it to their pc (iDevice) or go through the registration process (Android) to get use of it again. We don't allow personal devices on our core network, but we do provide a wireless access ( low bandwidth, no access to the core network) to these devices. We may actually sponsor iPads someday for certain users AND we do give them the option of a blackberry or iphone if they are issued work cell phones.

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    1. Re:Not everyone is like that... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Sounds lovely. Good thing my phone will ignore any "bullets" you send its way or password policies you set. If you didn't deploy the hardware, then you don't know what it will do when you ask it nicely to self-destruct, or if it is telling the truth when you nicely ask it what it will do under such circumstances.

      Ultimately, though, the lawyers don't really care. The hoops just exist so that they can check the compliance box, so everybody jumps through them.

  63. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

    That's always how it starts.

    That's never how it ends unless you can drop a really heavy cluebat on their head.

  64. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My network... My apps...

    You apparently think you own the network and apps. IT simply exists to serve the business when it stops doing that and everything is a battle it's time to outsource I google apps.

    I can't get work email on my iPhone. It's too hard to support! Really it seems pretty easy for the average user to support their personal email on their phone all by themselves.

    Seriously you sound like a power hunger loser.

  65. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by starfishsystems · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, because in a "good organization" the sales guy is running on a workstation that doesn't allow ordinary users to install software, among other things. And support staff were not busy yelling at the engineer for using a personal laptop because they don't have to. He finds that he can't get on the corporate network with it.

    How do I know this? Because I've been advising organizations about secure system design for the past 20 years. Before that, I spent 15 years writing operating systems. So I've had a bit of experience watching other people's designs break while mine don't. What's your background?

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  66. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by lpp · · Score: 1

    I get that you may despise people who are sticklers about the rules, but consider what a typical IT staffer is going to be faced with. The typical "random device" user is going to say "Hey, Mr. IT guy, I want to hook my up to email. Any problems?"

    Let's say I say, "Not really. Point it here and you're good." Let's even suppose further that I say "By the way, we don't support your . If it goes haywire, it's like this conversation never happened."

    I'm still going to hear about it when something happens. It is still going to eat bandwidth in my day as I am rolling out a patch which also happens to sever the connection to s because they are incompatible with this patch. I am still going to have to reply to his email, even to say 'Nope.' Even to hit delete.

    That's just personal inconvenience. On top of that and frankly of far more concern are the possible problems that may crop up because that device is connected to company resources. If it happens that some bizarre interaction between and a company server causes downtime or data loss, it's not the end user that's likely to get grilled, it's going to be the IT guy who let him connect his unapproved to the company network in the first place.

  67. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could have refuted his post without the childish 'hater' comments and you wouldn't have looked so immature but you appear so quick on the 'defend apple' button that you didn't read what he wrote. It seems pretty obvious that it is about having to go through apple, not about itunes, where itunes is simply how you go through apple. Getting rid of itunes doesn't mean you don't go through apple anymore. Not saying he's right in his criticism about going through apple or how valid that is, i don't know about that, but in your haste to defend apple you've completely misunderstood his post and your 'hater' comments make you look even more the fool.

  68. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by jon3k · · Score: 1

    You also cannot install any App from the App Store without an iTunes account (that includes FREE apps). Not that it matters because it's easy enough to sign-up for a free itunes account (even without a credit card) but I just wanted to mention it for completeness sake.

  69. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So post the goddamned requirements! Give us the damned precious requirements *in writing* so that you cannot weasle out. WTF! I'm in Operations and we want to get WORK DONE... not whine all day about actually having to do work. All IT has ever done at our company is get IN THE WAY of progress. A useless load of bloody loonies that will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Security may not be a dirty word - but it also shouldn't become an excuse not to implement anything save the most benign (and useless) configurations of 10 year old tech.

    Sorry... not directed at you personally.

  70. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    If the pollicy is so clear then what's the conflict?

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  71. Maybe a REASONABLE response? by rueger · · Score: 1

    If, for example, fifty people in your shop have iPhones, and would like to use them with your corporate e-mail, the most time effective solution is to (yes) learn how to do that effectively, and then WRITE IT UP IN CLEAR, STEP BY STEP ENGLISH so that people can do it themselves.

    Or you can rant and rave, refuse to help, and wind up with half of those people either having e-mail that doesn't work, e-mail setups that conflict with your sacred servers, or, if you're REALLY lucky, phones with downloaded apps that actually do some damage.

    1. Re:Maybe a REASONABLE response? by Leebert · · Score: 1

      It sounds reasonable, but it isn't always workable that way. Consider a few cases.

      1.) Devices on a government network which might subject to being seized during an investigation. How do you work it out where users are aware and agree that an agent from an IG office can swipe their iPhone?
      2.) Devices which may have access to sensitive data. Do you want your sensitive financial or medical data accessible by any device a doctor or other employee might decide to connect themselves? Because such devices NEVER get lost or stolen... At least managed devices can be remotely wiped and/or have passwords and encryption properly applied to them. ...Somebody came in and disrupted me while I was writing this so I forgot my third example. But you get the point.

      Yes, in many (maybe even most) cases it's overbearing, but it really depends on the environment for which you are responsible.

  72. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jon3k · · Score: 1

    To play devil's advocate, if you bring in an unsupported device and start to conduct business on it, then it fails at a critical time, where does that leave everyone? And while you might be very tech savvy, the lady down the hall might decide she wants a shiny new iPhone too, but she still thinks the mouse is a foot pedal. Do I tell her "no sorry Mr McGibby is pretty sharp so he can have an iPhone, but you're a dimwit so you're not alllowed" ?

  73. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iOS and Android devices are supported on Lotus Domino/Notes using the free add-on, IBM Lotus Traveler. Lotus Traveler essentially uses EAS for email, contacts, calendar on iOS and Android. There's actually an app on iTunes for Lotus Traveler at: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ibm-lotus-notes-traveler-companion/id346633404?mt=8

    The Lotus webmail client is also pretty good.

  74. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by BitZtream · · Score: 0

    Then you change your apps and network to support the phone.

    You really are new to this aren't you?

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  75. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jon3k · · Score: 1

    Apple now supports Mobile Device Management platforms (Air-Watch is my favorite, MobileIron is also popular, but more expensive) that allow easy end-user provisioning, think of something along the lines of Enterprise Activation using Blackberry Enterprise Server. It also allows a significant amount of control over the device, like what apps can be installed, password requirements, remote lock/wipe, etc.

    As far as bulk purchasing apps, Apple now has the "Volume Purchasing Program" that makes it easy to buy multiple copies of each App. Basically you go buy X copies of the app, you're given X download codes, you distribute those to your iOS device users and they use them to purchase the app.

    Regarding encryption, iOS devices are also encrypted with 256bit AES hardware encryption (warning, that's a PDF - see page 3). To be honest with the tools available today it's not very difficult to manage Android and especially iOS devices.

  76. Standardize Equipment, and thus, Expectations by ks*nut · · Score: 1

    The nightmare for me is when the Chief Executive Officer spots some new "toy" and wants it to work seamlessly in the corporate environment. The CEO has the weight to throw around to make it happen - then their administrative assistant needs to have the same new "toy," but it has to synch with the CEO's toy... Instant insomnia!

    1. Re:Standardize Equipment, and thus, Expectations by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      The nightmare for me is when the Chief Executive Officer spots some new "toy" and wants it to work seamlessly in the corporate environment. The CEO has the weight to throw around to make it happen - then their administrative assistant needs to have the same new "toy," but it has to synch with the CEO's toy...

      Instant insomnia!

      It's terrible when management wants something and "throws their weight around."

      Sorry about the insomnia, but that sounds like you have trouble doing a day job.

    2. Re:Standardize Equipment, and thus, Expectations by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a case for iOS or Android "toys", using ActiveSync against Exchange (Windows) or Zimbra (Linux). Cancel that insomnia.

  77. Today it is backwards by Xenious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Years ago the kit you used at work was faster, better and more powerful than your home consumer devices. Today it's the reverse and what you are forced to use at work is totally crappy next to what you have at home. Thus consumerization of IT is necessary to even get your own work done.

    Or to put it more simply, my companies OS is XP with Office 2003.

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    1. Re:Today it is backwards by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      The irony-meter is off the charts with your post --

      Complaining about the crappiness of Windows, due to the fact that the computers you have at home are better than those at work, which is itself a consequence of the targeted design and marketing of Windows towards home users 20 years ago, which led to businesses being gradually forced to adopt it at work because users already knew how to use it and it's ubiquitous, closed file formats made interoperability otherwise impossible.

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    2. Re:Today it is backwards by jbplou · · Score: 1

      the big problem is corporate purchasing. It is hard for A company to buy an iPad for a few users, especially since they are u sure how productive they will be. but it is very easy for a motivated employees to buy an iPad and possibly see so ething they could do at work.

    3. Re:Today it is backwards by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Years ago the kit you used at work was faster, better and more powerful than your home consumer devices. Today it's the reverse and what you are forced to use at work is totally crappy next to what you have at home. Thus consumerization of IT is necessary to even get your own work done.

      Or to put it more simply, my companies OS is XP with Office 2003.

      I see this all the time.

      Luckily, at my current job I sat down to a 12-core, 48gig desktop. The guy next to me just smiled and said "you write code, you are expensive, machines are cheap."

      Would still prefer a mac, though :)

    4. Re:Today it is backwards by T_Tauri · · Score: 2

      While I agree with your basic point from the point of view of the users who have "shiney" at home and "rubbish" at work I'm still not too clear on what is wrong with Win XP and Office 2003 (for a Microsoft house). For your basic user who sends emails, writes word docs and pushes numbers arround in Excel what part of their job is suddenly a lot easier in Win7 / Office 2010? There are several improvements but nothing groundbreaking and when you compare the cost of new desktops against tight cash in the modern economy does the performance increase of giving 40 people new computers compare against a whole persons wage for a year? Maybe, maybe not depending on your circumstances.

      Shiney new toys can have their uses (iPads look very good in presentations and might swing a few extra sales, smartphones can be great for people on the road to respond to emails quickly rather than waiting until they return to base and turn on their laptop etc) but generally end users will always want shiney - sometimes because its actually a much better idea, sometimes because its shiney and the person next to them has it. The tricky task for IT is to decide which is which and try to encourage that way.

    5. Re:Today it is backwards by CMYKjunkie · · Score: 1

      Amen! At the office, I am forced to use 4 year old hardware, with an 8 year old Office suite, running on a 10 year old OS that is also used to connect to a 35 year old mainframe... and sadly, I am sure I am not alone in this circumstance!!

    6. Re:Today it is backwards by CMYKjunkie · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with your commentary on XP/Office 2003 (as it is my corporate environment!). In terms of smartphones, I think upgrades should be done quickly as that space is evolving rapidly. Example: I'm saddled with a 2009-era Blackberry with BB OS 4. Talk about a mobile productivity killer!! The OS is locked down so no apps can be installed. The BB web browser is horrid, as we all know, and the worst productivity killer? No ability for theaded messages in the inbox! When you have more than 15 messages, it takes longer to sort through and make sure you haven't missed any replies/updates in the chain than it does to formulate your response. It's so cumbersome, it is better to just wait until you are back at the PC to try and do e-mail.

    7. Re:Today it is backwards by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      At my work the IE6, XP, and Office 2K3 is no big deal, really. The problem is the amount of RAM combined with full-disk encryption software and the most bloated antivirus software around with the most intrustive settings you can find. Oh, and the fact that it must be running a full software inventory or something every time I log in.

      When I boot the thing up in the morning it takes 20 minutes before the thing becomes remotely usable, and it guzzles battery when unplugged. Sure, it is a bit old, but computers that are a few years old shouldn't be a big problem if you aren't thrashing the drives continuously with stuff that just HAS to run 10 seconds after you start it up all at the same time.

    8. Re:Today it is backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if your job is to answer the phone and make a word doc or 2, then XP with Office 2003 is all you need. Do a use case break down of your job and then look to see what should be moved into a larger system like an ERP or CRM (that does not suck). The days of paper pushers are over. You are either front line data entry, taking orders, handling questions or support calls or you are management looking at reports trying to find trends.

      Most workers need to get over their delusion of self-importance. Unless you are directly tied to the making of the product or providing of the service that your company does, you are secondary and prime for automation. Look at what computers did to the accounting department. They went from a staff of clerks and accountants down to someone to answer the phone about AP and someone to call about AR, plus a CFO. Most everything else can be handled by a Good computer system.

    9. Re:Today it is backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My heart bleeds. My company skipped XP, going directly from 2000 to Vista -- where we sit, to this day.

      On the bright side, we were recently upgraded to IE 8. Firefox, of course, is quite strictly verboten.

      (Posted from my MacBook Pro, grudgingly allowed to connect to the guest wireless network, which happens to provide several times the throughput of my desktop wired connection)

  78. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Say'n what? That you buy into marketing hype that can not possibly be true? First I've heard of them, but reading their claims for what they can do for iPad/iPhone devices .... hhahhaha bullshit :)

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  79. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my network

    Guessing it's not your network - it exists for the purposes of the business, which may include accessing corporate email from personal devices.

    I'm just sayin'

  80. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

    It's not that it's not easy to support, it's not that it's not easy to configure--the problem comes in with who actually owns the data and where that data goes. With your iPhone, you have access to resources even after you're fired that you should no longer have access to. There's data and information on your phone that does not belong to you that belongs to the company.

    But since it's your phone you surely aren't going to let the company wipe your phone and wipe your iPhone backups, are you? Of course not.

    And this is where the problem comes in.

    For more secure configurations (and if you do anything with user financial data or medical records, as well as anything government) you tend to have to follow a strict policy for encryption and security of that data. Every single one of the laptops and desktops on the government network that we support is encrypted. It's a bitch for us in IT to have to handle at times, but it works.

    Throw in some FIPS requirements and there again goes your iPhone.

  81. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2

    No. The job of IT is to keep things running smoothly. Letting people buy any random crap they think is neat, and then make IT support it, is almost 100% counterproductive to that goal.

    Furthermore, unless you're the CEO or my boss in some other way, you don't get to add every single piece of technology under the sun to the list of things I'm required to support for you. IT (or those up the food chain from IT) decide what gets supported, not random people who think that iPads are cool, so they should purchase one and IT should be required to support it as if it were a product they researched and decided to use themselves.

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  82. The third way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps we can keep 'power users' (in my world they're typically loud, clueless but often influential...) happy by allowing them to use any old crap so long as they connect to a standard environment using some form of remote desktop software, (for example Real VNC has an IOS viewer, other options are possible). The environment could offer a subset of applications deemed OK for mobile devices.

    I've had the experience of saying NO WAY and being told that "Bob isn't happy with being told NO so we need to move XYZ thing into the DMZ so he can see the figures from his iPad at home", a whole other world of pain! Offering an alternative limited interaction between the iCrap and corporate systems is typically easier to sell than a straight NO.

  83. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't write apple makes you go through itunes. . .read what he wrote, and respond to it, not your strawman (though icloud still doesn't really work).

  84. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Phurge · · Score: 1

    As a guy not in IT:

    Becuase us users resent your petty fiefdoms. Its 2011 now, the technology exists.

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  85. That's not true... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    I have a methodology. It involves wiping the included consumer-grade software and replacing it with open source. Anything less is just asking for a world of pain. (Unfortunately learned through experience)

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    1. Re:That's not true... by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      You've got me curious. It sounds like a lot of work to replace the consumer device operating system with "open source". Care to elaborate as to which open source software you're using? I've suffered absolute zero pain bringing in both iOS and Android devices into a corporate environment using ActiveSync and Zimbra on Linux (Zimbra paid version).

    2. Re:That's not true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android is open source last I checked.

  86. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

    I have a word of wisdom for you:

    -Instead of thinking IT "gets in the way", you should put together what it is you want to do on the network and the systems and propose it to IT. If you're a decently sized company I also hope you have a Security guru within the company as well. Sometimes this is one and the same with IT, depends on the structure.

    -Propose your change to IT to see if it's something they are going to have to support. Chances are if it's on the network, IT is going to have to support in some way--whether it be server infrastructure or application support. If it's something IT is going to get called about at 2AM that's down that you stood up, the IT department has every right to control that network.

    I actually work in a shop where we in IT keep a very hands off approach and believe me it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare to support and it's a nightmare from a security perspective. I'm actually working a plan in order to bring it back into IT's hands so we can at least handle what's going on. We recently had a security audit done and believe me--it wasn't pretty.

    -Trust IT that they know what they're talking about, generally. Not every IT guy is a guru at what they do, but trust that they have to handle not only what you're doing but *everyone else* as well. Every piece of software that every middle manager throws on their systems and think they're someone important because they have "manager" in their title. IT does not report to you; and for the most part the only real answer they need to give you with $special_application is that it's nothing on the network that would prevent it from working.

    IT is also not usually consulted on projects but typically asked to stand servers up. As another example, we've got 10 year old Sun server hardware (long since EOL) that's supporting some developer applications. IT had pretty much no say in the matter at the time as far as this hardware is concerned, but guess who gets e-mails and phone calls when the hardware goes down? I've now had to replace multiple fans by gutting un-used systems. They're going to really go to shit when something more serious dies, such as a disk controller--and they lose everything.

    The above situation is exactly the situation that happens when IT doesn't have control over the environment. This is why we try ot push for it.

    As an FYI, the solution to the aforementioned Sun server problem is IT pulling in some new hardware with RHEL6 and configuring it for the developers to replace the aging Sun boxes (so they can install Oracle) and go from there. We're also pulling it under IT's banner as an essential service for 8x5 support. We're procuring licensing, books, training, and support contracts.

  87. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by NotSanguine · · Score: 2

    Say'n what? That you buy into marketing hype that can not possibly be true? First I've heard of them, but reading their claims for what they can do for iPad/iPhone devices .... hhahhaha bullshit :)

    I don't buy into the marketing hype. I did something which may be alien to you. I *implemented* it. And not by my choice either.

    I'll also point out that I mentioned, in another post in this thread that GFE is crappy software. The only advantage it has over every other competing product is that it provides strong encryption on-board the iphone/ipad/android. That's critical for my organization and the *only* way we would allow those devices to store company emails. I don't really like it. It has many quirks and doesn't always work. However, it does, substantially, what my organization needs it to do.

    So stop talking out of your ass. You're stinking up the place. Have a nice day!

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  88. Like many intelligent folks, you've missed the poi by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2

    Like many intelligent folks, you've missed the point.

    Your assertion, that a competent admin with a complement of appropriately selected hardware and software could safely allow a great many consumerish devices on his network relatively safely, is totally correct. But misses the point that 1) Not all companies will spend the money for appropriate switching, firewall, and security tools such that an admin can accomplish these goals. Because, regardless of skill level if the device doesn't do it, it doesn't do it. and 2) That the added workload on your already overworked admin (who, if he's still employed, is probably on a much smaller team than he used to be, or all alone) might be enough that the company HAS to add another administrator, which means the company is incurring a massive expense for additional personnel in a down-economy solely so the special snowflake crybabies can look at fucking Facebook using your WiFi on their plastic penis-extenders..

    What business benefit do we get from working through these machinations for our users? And BUSINESS BENEFIT means measurable, quantifiable contribution to PROFIT. Not .commer b.s. about feelings: MONEY. How does my company benefit from Special Snowflake's iPadroidreo in a way that it couldn't (more cheaply) by buying same user a standardized mobile device?

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  89. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by deniable · · Score: 1

    Not at all. Supporting whatever crap you bring to the office isn't in my job description.

  90. So this is why I have to use Good Mail by germansausage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here is what happens when IT meets consumer tech.

    My new iPhone has built in email contacts and calendar. I point it at our exchange server and give it my password and it "just works". "Well holy shit", says the IT dept, "that just won't do". "We can't have users looking after themselves" So they tell me I need to get "Good" mail. First I have to buy a license to use it, and then they dick around a week getting it to work. Now my email is "secure", because we just can't run the risk of the KGB finding out when I'm having lunch next Thursday, or how many meters of #6 cable we buried last week. How is this better you say? I'll tell you. Before Good, my phone would go ding, I would look at the screen and see "Meeting with Fred, 11:30, big boardroom". Now I get a ding, and my screen says "Event!" I unlock my phone, I open the Good app. I enter my Good password. I wait 30 seconds while things are decrypting. Finally the app opens fully. I push the button for calendar and see "Meeting with Fred, 11:30, big boardroom. The entire process now takes 45 seconds, where it used to take 0 seconds.

    The badge for unread emails used to tell me how many unread emails I had. Now with Good mail, it increments with every new mail received. Then if I read the email on the computer, it increments again. Yes, that's right. If I receive 5 mails and read them on my computer my phone now says I have 10 unread mails. (Apparently it is not our IT dept's fault that this "Good mail app" they have forced on me sucks so bad. It's all Apples fault, just ask our IT guys, they'll tell you.)

    1. Re:So this is why I have to use Good Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, another moronic rant.

      Now imagine. you bought phone. Its nice and everything. But it's mail system doesn't behave in standart way. And u get double the notification of incoming mail. Lets make it even better. It does work in a standart way. Whole network of email clients doesnt. Heck, decide what is standart way in proprietary environment anyway? So I am not admin, but imagine I am. I have some tick box i have to tick in exchange settings that will make everything confirm to standart. I will only have to adjust nonconfirming apps to standart behaviour. which is only a few thousand machines. Where users are half or less advanced as you are. Today even cleaning personal use computers to read emails from bosses.

      And you seriously want me to tick this box?

      Now add complexity of multilingual environment, multi network, multilocational. You get the idea, right?

    2. Re:So this is why I have to use Good Mail by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I lost track of how many times I've let my coworkers use my iPhone to fill out our timecards while traveling because our corporate Blackberry and laptop VPNs won't work with the hotel wireless.

    3. Re:So this is why I have to use Good Mail by Syberz · · Score: 1

      Although it may not apply to you, sometimes there's a reason for the nuisance you're describing. In my case, I work with Patient Health Information which is protected by HIPAA. If any of that info gets out, via a lost laptop/blackberry for example, my company can be fined up to 50k per record (imagine if you're rocking a full db worth of PHI data).

      So yeah, having to unlock your device with a password, then your email with another and then wait for decryption is painful, but sometimes it's necessary.

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    4. Re:So this is why I have to use Good Mail by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 1

      Interesting and valid points. Perhaps against Good products more than IT management of devices though. I am a sysadmin for a government contractor where security is obviously important and a breach can potentially end the business and cause problems for the government and military. I'm sure many of the places that have issues with unmanaged or poorly managed devices fall into similar categories of government/military, healthcare, financial, law firms, etc. and need their data secure or face some hefty repercussions.

    5. Re:So this is why I have to use Good Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why did you open your mouth and tell IT in the first place? If it "just worked," you could have gone about your business, and nobody would know any better. Hope you learned your lesson.

    6. Re:So this is why I have to use Good Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I administer a Good server and use the Good client (on Android) as well. I can tell you that I experience NONE of the problems you listed above. It sounds like you need to find out what your admin is up to.

    7. Re:So this is why I have to use Good Mail by germansausage · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume I said anything to my IT folks? I never said a word.

    8. Re:So this is why I have to use Good Mail by germansausage · · Score: 1

      Dude, you are the answer to my prayers. How do I fix these problems? Also how do I attach an iphone picture to a good email? One more, how do I turn off off the sound alert for incoming emails without also turning off the sound alert for appointments. Remember, I don't have android, I have iPhone.

  91. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trust me when I tell you this: having worked at a company where they actively tried to lock out foreign devices from their network, I can assure you that it is impossible for you to lock foreign devices out of a network, either wired OR wireless.

    Whether you like it or not, eventually you will have foreign devices on your network. You can figure out how to deal with that problem and work with users, or you can keep trying to push water up a hill in telling them no. I can tell you which solution works better, but I bet you can figure it out.

  92. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    IPhone aside its not exactly easy for IT to be *helpful* because with all due respect you are usually as ignorant about what has to happen for your phone to send and receive mail as we are about the production planning, currency trading, contract management, or whatever it is you do.

    You say, how do set up mail on my [A-z]*[0-9]?.?\? I ask well does it use IMAP, POP, what authentication methods for SMTP does it support and can TLS for any of those? You usually answer with a blank stare, and suggest we could look at the manual after a few moments. Next we have to make services available and run gateways our *supported* might not need.

    So what it often comes down to is you are really asking IT to figure it out and make it work. There often is no middle ground. Mix security considerations in and that tiny middle ground gets even smaller. Can the storage on your device by encrypted? Was it when you lost it; because you have customer information in some of those e-mails you reading there. Do you even inform me if you lose it? See I might need to be able show some supporting evidence to avoid disclosure requirements but your device does not report compliance information to me, so now what?

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  93. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by afidel · · Score: 1

    Disable your Activesync access and/or wipe your device.

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  94. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I have to support your purchase?

    You're asking why you have to do your job?

    Sorry, but how is supporting your personal mobile phone, a job for your company's IT department?

    How is that Academia has no problem supporting any OS and any device on their networks but Enterprise cannot?

  95. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep using that word "my" in front of nouns like network and apps. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  96. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iPhones fully support exchange activesync, with remote wipe and everything.

    In the mail settings, you add an account, and tap the first mail type in the list "Exchange"
    Feed it your email address, then password. Done.

    It uses the encrypted outlook web api (Same as the web app in a browser would over https) so works on the internal wifi as well as outside on 3G.

    Employees are warned about the remote wipe feature, both in the employee handbook and directly when I'm asked if they can get their mail on their phone.
    Users can even log in to web mail and perform the remote wipe and remote password reset features on their own, including from home, and most importantly whenever they need it.

    Otherwise it has been one of the more simple non-windows devices I've had to support on a windows network.
    I come from a Linux/Mac background as well, which doesn't translate the best to running a windows domain. I'm the reverse equivlant of the ditsy windows admin installing x11 and gnome on all the servers so he can remote admin them :P
    The less I have to do to dig deeper into the windows world, the better.

    Most android devices are basically as easy, but usually also ask for a username instead of extracting it from the email address for the first try.
    Only two people with android ever had mail problems, both solved by removing and re-adding the mail server entry.

    I'm just thankful the CEO is no longer using that blackberry... BES was hell!

    I hear you about the BES. We implement a policy where our employees bring their own phone and those that qualify get a reimbursement for the data portion of their plan. Our CEO had transitioned her iphone over to the new policy and no less than a few days later our blackberry server raid controller died. Thank God we finally got rid of that server.

  97. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Why can't you say 'no'?

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  98. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    Well you are doing either yourself of them a disservice and its going to bite one of you one day. What happens when that person has some critical business on that and something goes wrong while you are on vacation? Nobody else knows how to help them; they wind up embarrassed in front of client? What happens when some sort of upgrade or change is made by another group within IT, that breaks it. Its not like it was on any test plan or documented so that is very likely in most shops I have worked in, you coworkers don't know about it and won't therefore think about it.

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  99. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a dinosaur.

  100. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you came into my office with that attitude, I would tell you fuck off and also make sure your shitty device NEVER touches my network. You piece of shit device gets onto the corporate network strictly on the terms the company sets and I enforce it. If you dont like it, fuck off.

    No, you wouldn't. You see, there's a certain underlying reality here that you're in conflict with: When somebody says "I need my device that I carry with me at all times to connect to the company's mail server", they're saying "I want to do more job more efficiently." Guess what? In the eyes of the people paying your paycheck, those dudes win. Your job is to supply data to them and you know damn good and well you'd hook them up and then go back to browsing Slashdot and posting fun little short stories about what you'd do in an alternate dimension where you actually had any authority to tell anybody to fuck off. Your problem is *not* gadget happy employees.

    Now answer the GP's questions

    I did. But I guess I have to explain something that's actually really really obvious. If supporting all these devices has a measurable impact on the bottom line, you make the case and get a policy set. You nail a sign to your door that says "We will not hook up your iPad." If you can't make the case, then your job isn't going to be as easy as you'd like. Boo hoo.

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  101. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

    Why do I have to support your purchase? I don't get input into buying it, why should IT have to support it? How do I control your phone? How do I know you have a good password to lock it or even do you lock it? How do I remote wipe the phone if it gets stolen or you leave the company? How do I know it is encrypted? Does it even have encryption? How do I control what goes on the phone? How do I block certain apps on the phone? How do I keep the phone from talking to other devices that IT does not own nor support?

    Unless you start to realise you're a cost centre and exist to serve profit centres, you're going to find you're surplus to requirements before much longer.

  102. Unrealistic expectations by meburke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was just talking about this to a friend of mine yesterday. I've been a "customer engineer" for most of the last 47 years. Back in the age of mainframes and minicomputers businesses understood that it took training and organization to install, maintain, and program their computers, but they started losing sight of the complexity involved in good systems design and analysis when the computer started looking about the same size as their typewriter. Now phones (which are really just smaller computers) are the same size as their old walkman. Consumers can't seem to understand that computers are multi-function machines with millions of interconnecting parts (if you include the OS and applications). Assuming you had a big open building with millions of parts and subassemblies that needed setup to perform specified tasks, and most businesses would understand the need for a small army of well-trained technicians to do the setups and maintenance.

    So, in my area, a lot of small businesses have sprung up offering computer maintenance for $35/hr. These businesses are capable of handling about 70% of all the normal maintenance on a computer, but then, so is anyone who can read a manual or call tech support. Then they get assigned a project over their heads, take the customer's money until it is very obvious that they can't do the job, and then walk away. The customer calls me and gets pissed off because I charge $110/hr instead of $35/hr and successfully clean up the mess left by the other "geek". And when the next computer problems show up do they call a competent tech? No, they go right back to calling some half-trained moron who only charges $35/hr. Business is full of slow learners.

    The bottom line is that many of the businesses out there are not designing their business processes, they are acquiring "business technology" by "jumping to solutions" without a plan. The "business-in-a-box" approach has never worked right. Most small businesses fail within the first five years, not becasuse their tools aren't adequate, but because their business decisions are inadequate. The technology decisions are just a part of the same lack of business smarts.

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    1. Re:Unrealistic expectations by mounthood · · Score: 1

      "Business is full of slow learners." .. but you solution is ($110 * 1.0 = 110) while their solution is ( ($35 * 1.0 = 35) + ($110 * 0.3 = 33) = 68 )

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    2. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Nominei · · Score: 1

      I agree with you up to a point. If your customers are complaining about paying you $110/hour, you're doing it wrong. I charge my customers $110/hour (when I do hourly work) with no complaints. When doing work as IT professional that charges the going rate that most IT professionals charge, the part that customers like most is customer service - hold their hand and reassure them that they aren't idiots for "breaking" their speakers by muting the sound on accident, and don't say anything negative about the $35/hour guys, just point out that you got the problem resolved and you will continue getting problems resolved, every time, and they'll come back.

      Whether they make bad business decisions or not is irrelevant. Of course they are making bad decisions. Small business owners, by and large, don't know how to be business owners. But as an IT professional, when a business owner brings me a hare-brained scheme to improve their technology, I see it as a sales opportunity, not a "stupid owner/stupid idea" scenario.

    3. Re:Unrealistic expectations by meburke · · Score: 1

      Well, almost. The point you are making is that the cheap guys can "skim the gravy" from a project and it will supposedly cost the company less. This is true if you only count transaction fees. (Although this approach certainly hurts my cash flow.)
      But the cheap, inexperienced guy ends up costing the business money because he usually charges for 20 hours of his own time before walking away ($35x20 = $700) and then I come in and charge $110x5 (=$550) so the incremental cost is $1250. If that was all, the cost of calling me in for an emergency would be more than offset by the money saved by usually using the cheap guy.

      However, there is the cost of having the system/network down. The employee cost, the overhead for lost time (of which employee down time is factor) and the possible loss of reputation for missed quotes or customer deliverables somehow needs to be added into the cost. (In Economics, its called "opportunity cost".) Remember, delays are accumulative. If my customer is a builder, electrical contractor, etc., the business is trying to meet a schedule. Statisitics show that a 10% schedule overrun eats about 25% of the profit in a job. The next 10% eats about 20% more profit. Idled workers still on the active payroll are a huge portion of that cost. Seventy electricians idled for a couple of hours on a highway lighting project is a HUGE loss to the company. (I use 2 or so hours, because that is approximately the extra time spent catching up and undoing the mess on the example I gave.)

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    4. Re:Unrealistic expectations by meburke · · Score: 1

      Yup. to just about everything you said, I agree. And in fact, I usually am positioned as a part of the profit team, and the people who hire me are pretty glad to have me on their side.

      It seems that the "IT professionals" within the companies are getting younger, have less experience, and are many times doing two jobs. (Lots of times the decision is made by the accountant.) Many of them don't recognize that I do more than the average "geek squad" newbie, and it gets harder to get the time to explain my added value.

      Interestingly enough, in the last year two of my bigger clients caled me in to do work for them because they had bad experiences working with multiple "Low bidders" and wanted to eliminate the hassels and anxiety upstream.

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    5. Re:Unrealistic expectations by mounthood · · Score: 1

      First, I agree with you on principle. Complicated technical issues fundamental to business and process shouldn't be done by the cheapest bidder. But more generally business managers have to make this sort of decision about everything, and some things should be done cheaply, because otherwise they'll overspend. How should managers make that call about any particular aspect of business? You see people advocate "quality" for everything all the time and argue that it's cheaper in the long run, which is prima facia false. There is also an endless stream of tech people deriding the folly of going cheap. My answer is trust: managers need to trust tech people to watch out for the bottom line.

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  103. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by afidel · · Score: 1

    Of course there is a little bit on the network, it's called a DMZ and firewall policies! All personal device can do on my network is talk to the Exchange server, access the internet, and talk to my Citrix servers. If you have a corporate supported device we install an MDM on it, lock down the apps that are installable, and install a VPN client if you have a need to access more than that (most do not since between Exchange access and salesforce access 90% of our mobile users needs are met). If your personal device has problems accessing on of the standard interface points we will provide best effort support and then tell you to use your corporate supported asset if we are unable to make it work. I know not all departments get quite that much support but since we support 99.9% of access methods and are fast and efficient at meeting all the other businesses needs we get some leeway.

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  104. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

    and not because I'm doing anything malicious

    Spoken like a true narcissist.

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  105. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, unless you're the CEO or my boss in some other way, you don't get to add every single piece of technology under the sun to the list of things I'm required to support for you. IT (or those up the food chain from IT) decide what gets supported, not random people who think that iPads are cool, so they should purchase one and IT should be required to support it as if it were a product they researched and decided to use themselves.

    Okay... so with the exception of the guy in the big chair, nobody can make you do anything you don't want to do. You don't "have" to support anything. It's just a big non-issue.

    Ah, but it's not really like that, is it...

    Letting people buy any random crap they think is neat, and then make IT support it, is almost 100% counterproductive to that goal.

    ... hah, yeah. So why is connecting to the company Exchange server 'neat'? It's because that obnoxious infestation of parasitic coworkers that are gobbling up your resources are being paid to do a job and sometimes it's worthwhile to buy a gadget to make it happen more efficiently. That's your job. Well, that is until you make the case to your superior to NOT support them. But once you've done that, you don't "have" to support them do ya?

    So, when you go to work tomorrow, are you going to be hooking up iPads to the wireless network, or are you going to come up with an estimate of what it costs your company to support this and present that to your superiors so you can come up with a very clear policy so those twerps that do the work that pay your paycheck won't interrupt your web-browsing?

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  106. And you missed my point by realxmp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My point is it doesn't require specialised equipment or deviation from what most would call best practice. Any office where you're worried about standardised mobile devices should already have a patch panel, managed switches, a real router and if they have wi-fi at all non-consumer grade wifi access points (cisco or similar). If you're too small to have/need managed switches and VLAN's frankly you're just playing at being "enterprise". Anyway, it is often easy to support them without allowing them onto the LAN, the server active sync needs to connect to is the usually same one that provides outlook web access and done on the same IIS instance.

    Support specifically for the iPhone is simple, put all the settings into a readonly encrypted and signed provisioning profile which is only removable with a full device wipe or a password. It takes about an hour to write and properly test a provisioning profile, I'm excluding the time where you decide what your policy is because you should already have one. Any more support than that isn't my problem, check it's not server side and affecting everyone, get them to restore their device and if that fails send them to an apple store.

    This isn't special snowflake, this is good for productivity and the psychology of this is obvious. Any mobile is a very personal thing and an employee using their preferred device is more likely to check their email more often and not turn the damn thing off and shove it in a drawer. They're also more likely to understand the device, it's productivity features and make use of them.

    Also for the record, calling the managing director a special snowflake tends to get you fired. Senior staff are usually where these devices turn up first.

    1. Re:And you missed my point by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      Any office where you're worried about standardised mobile devices should already have a patch panel, managed switches, a real router and if they have wi-fi at all non-consumer grade wifi access points (cisco or similar). If you're too small to have/need managed switches and VLAN's frankly you're just playing at being "enterprise". Anyway, it is often easy to support them without allowing them onto the LAN, the server active sync needs to connect to is the usually same one that provides outlook web access and done on the same IIS instance.

      But "LAN" security is only half of it. The DATA on the device is the most valuable, and most vulnerable part of it of the equation. And this risk multiplies exponentially the higher up the organization chart you go. The network security portion is only part of the concern... Even if you "just" let them use ActiveSync so SpecialSnowflake can connect his iPadroidreo and sync his mailbox, you're taking an ENORMOUS risk.

      Also, the repeated assertions (by various people, not just you) that the ActiveSync "remote-wipe" function is the panacea to all these problems is magical thinking, because it isn't 100% effective.

      In fact, there are some pretty hard-and-fast (easily circumvented by nefarious parties intending to do harm) requirements for ActiveSyncs "self-destruct" feature to work on a device...
      1) The SIM Card must still be mated to the device.
      2) The device's radio must be turned on to receive the "self-destruct" command.
      3) SpecialSnowflake understands how important it is to report his lost/stolen mobile device to the Exchange admin so he can trigger the "self-destruct" feature. Remember, your network admin isn't sitting over your shoulder 24x7 like Jiminy Cricket. 8x5 M-F, sure, but even we need time off.

      Finally, I think you may be underestimating just how many "bigger" businesses aren't following anything even remotely approaching "best-practices" on their networks. As a consultant, I've walked into networks that support a few thousand people that used un-managed switches, Linksys WiFi, and WEP Security to think anything else. Or "all devices including datacenter and wireless on one subnet." If you have never seen it, you haven't been doing this for very long, or you've been extremely picky and lucky about where you work.

      Should those IT people be fired? Maybe--but in a lot of cases they're like that because all of the "experts" were already fired in the last salary purge, and their replacements bought "what fit the budget."

      Which, FYI, even if you already own every single piece of equipment, have it all properly licensed to execute your perfect BYOD for SpecialSnowflake environment it STILL costs money to have somebody configure these devices. Even if you ahve a full-time staff you're "already paying" because, of course, your company can't assign you to anything else while you're spending a few weeks re-engineering your whole network. And if your company is like most companies these days there is exactly ZERO slack in the IT department to handle these tasks. ...Which leads to expensive, $150/hr contracts to bring in yours truly to do it for you, document it, and leave. ...Then when your skeleton crew can't manage it, you sign a managed services contract with me and I manage it. All to the tune of thousands of dollars up front, and many hundreds or thousands monthly thereafter, at least until the next fad comes along and they decide to waste their money on that.

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  107. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Actually Apple has support for mass provisioning. They have the entire Enterprise SDK and they features for Mac server management. But... it is a totally Apple centric solution and doesn't go beyond that in terms of melding with the rest of the infrastructure. If you were going to mass provision a bunch of smart phones:

    -- Blackberry is excellent
    -- Apple is good
    -- Most android phone suck.

  108. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You could have refuted his post without the childish 'hater' comments

    As if I would take post content advice from an AC seriously!

    You are just sad because it was so on-target... do you honestly expect we all cannot tell who you really are?

    The "Hater" tag is not childish, it's pointing out why otherwise rational intelligent people suddenly lose all mental faculties when trying to pin anything negative possible on Apple.

    It seems pretty obvious that it is about having to go through apple, not about itunes, where itunes is simply how you go through apple.

    The really trouble with you haters is that you think only one level deep, if that. Did you remember that this is a story about Apple devices in IT? Now remember class how we have all pointed out a million billion times in countless Slashdot stories on Apple how enterprises can distribute apps directly to devices - no iTunes, no Apple? So what does that make you in this followup post? Yes, very good, it does rhyme with "plum".

    in your haste to defend apple you've completely misunderstood his post

    I am not "defending Apple". In your HASTE to make that assumption, you failed to realize what I am really doing here is pointing out when people are being idiots and simply corrected badly outdated or simply wrong information. Which you had to make me do AGAIN. So thanks for that (hint: not really).

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  109. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supporting iPhone (or iPad for that matter) for corporate email might be difficult -I do not believe that there are Notes or Outlook mail apps for these devices

    There's you problem right there.

    Email != Outlook && Email != Notes.

    Email == POP || Email == IMAP || Email == Exchange. And guess what the mail app on every iOS device supports...

  110. Enterprise distribution does not go through Apple by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    read what he wrote, and respond to it,

    I did already, my response is correct and valid criticism of what he was saying.

    Remember this is a story about enterprise use of iOS devices - enterprise application distribution does not go through Apple, in any way. It gets installed from your company server directly to the device.

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  111. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    Who gets the blame for sensitive information being let loose upon the world? The user or the IT staff for not securing the device?

  112. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    Way to completely miss the point. I don't suggest that IT should refuse to look beyond how things are currently done, that's obviously unhelpful. But letting the users decide what is and isn't supported turns into a free-for-all. If permitted, it will mean that anyone at all can buy a device, that IT knows nothing about and might not even play nicely with the existing infrastructure, and demand that they fix anything that goes wrong with it. In other words, it means that IT's job expands from "providing support for the devices that the company chooses to buy" to "providing support for anything under the sun which is vaguely technology-related".

    IT has to serve the users, that is what it does. I have no arguments with that idea. But that doesn't mean letting the users make you their bitch, either.

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  113. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by warrigal · · Score: 1

    >> Why do I have to support your purchase? Because that's what you are paid to do. If you can't I can pretty soon find someone who will. It seems that many sysadmins see themselves as gatekeepers on "their" networks. The gatekeeping is usually related directly to the sysadmin's skillset and biases. The network is there to serve the business objectives of your employer. It is not there as an ego-prop, a career-path or a toy. Your employer is shelling out a wad of cash so he can have the services he thinks he needs. He's much better placed to decide what he wants than you are. If you had any business chops you'd be in a public-facing job and not skulking in your e-cave. Most sysadmins I have dealt with had no real idea of where the network fitted into the company plan and cared even less. Making it useful/usable for the user was the furthest thing from their minds. Making sure that they were irreplacable with minimal work was top priority.

  114. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

    Not everything that can be done should be done

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  115. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    If he is not one of the mainframe guys, and you think that a PC is an "enterprise" device, then yes. He is new to this. The complaints we hear are the exact same complaints we heard when PCs were introduced to the business desktop.

  116. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, many "fiefdoms" have to be compliant with standards and guidelines like PCI, HIPAA, and SOX. What attaches to the network and how it does so can affect our ability to pass an audit. If we don't pass, then our employer can suffer. Why we should take the chance of jeopardizing (as an example) our ability to accept credit cards just because someone wants to read their email on something besides a company-issued Blackberry?

  117. NAS by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    Bane of my existence.

    User: I can get 3 TB of storage for $500 with this Buffalo NAS from Newegg
    Me: No. You want your data to play nice with our network. You can use our file servers or we'll configure one for you. It'll cost $1500.
    User: I bought the NAS, can you help me set it up? It won't let my group access any other folder than Public and file transfer seems really slow.
    Me: No. You bought it, you fix it. I am not your monkey.

    Okay, so that last line is a bit of a pipe dream, but still. Consumer NAS's suck. That is all. Not opinion, but fact.

    1. Re:NAS by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Consumer NAS doesn't suck, connecting a consumer NAS to a corporate network does suck. I consume a consumer NAS at home and it's simply wonderful! The antithesis of suck! Unless of course it's an attractive opposite doing the sucking...

    2. Re:NAS by cheeks5965 · · Score: 1

      going with your example, "Can I have a NAS?" "No" "But I need one to do my job." "OK, fill out this form, so we can let it sit for two months then say no later." "Fine, I'll go get one myself, because my work is due next week." I'm indifferent about using one NAS vs. Another, but I need the tools to do my job!

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    3. Re:NAS by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      I'm indifferent about using one NAS vs. Another, but I need the tools to do my job!

      We offer enterprise level tools. As DeathElk said, using a consumer NAS on an enterprise network is a recipe for disaster.

    4. Re:NAS by cheeks5965 · · Score: 1

      let me give a better example,because nobody would bring a NAS to work. I want a cell phone that will do my email. but the IT people say "there isn't a business case" for giving me a bb. well nuts to them. I already own several devices that would work. Wouldn't it make sense to support the equipment I already own and am willing to donate to the company (no expense receipts for my iPad)? spoiler alert: yes.

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    5. Re:NAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (haruchai posting as Anon due to previous mod) Allow me to commiserate - having to explain to manager of cash-strapped Opthalmology Clinic at a large healthcare clinic why 1 TB of new SAN disk space for his 8 years of patient data and images cost $15000+ when he tells me he can pick up a 2 TB drive from the store for $200. That was the longest hour of my life.

  118. Only as easy as the password of device by realxmp · · Score: 1

    Which is why you disallow "simple" (aka 4 digit number) passwords in your provisioning profile. What Elcomsoft are doing is brute forcing the 4 digit password, which is protecting the rest of the keys, which you increase the keyspace by having a normal password the problem becomes intractable.

  119. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Yes, Notes has support for iOS. Lots of companies use Notes. Before people whine about how bad it is, it works exactly the same as exchange on an iOS device. They both just sync via ActiveSync.

  120. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they would take their Asperger's meds, they would be easier to deal with.

  121. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    If the company decides to corporately embrace a piece of technology, then IT is there to make it happen. IT is not there to respond to the whims of one user who wants to do things different than corporate policy. You might think your new iPhone or Mac or whatever is the cat's meow, but don't expect a whole lot of help getting it to work if there is already a coroporately endorsed way of doing it.

    I frequently have to deal with all kinds of people bitching that some web app doesn't run correctly under Firefox or Chrome, or that OpenOffice can't read ms Excel spreadsheet, or they really want to play with Linux on their deskto . First, I have to reminder them not to install unauthorized software on the companies computers. Then I reminder them that a personal preference for a different browser or office suite doesn't mean we have to support it. They aren't getting paid to demo every piece of OSS they think might be better.

    When an employee consistently bucks the system and it's a battle, that job gets outsourced to someone else.

  122. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

    ...but once you help them they will keep coming back to you whenever there is an issue...

    Awwwww - you have to deal with other human beings? Welcome to life. If it really is such a terrible burden, you could go hermit I suppose.

    Or you could just suck it up and accept having end users. Part of those "other duties as assigned"

    It's just another skill set to be developed.

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  123. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

    That is the most reasonable response posted yet.

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  124. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by mdf356 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but how is supporting your personal mobile phone, a job for your company's IT department?

    All right, let me explain.

    If having access to company email on my iPhone gets me working more efficiently, or if I can do work on the bus commute that I couldn't do before, then supporting my iPhone has a business justification and should be part of IT's job. It's that simple. I would hope that no one wants to make it easy to check their work mail just for shits and giggles. They ask because it's relevant to doing their job, and IT's job is to support the rest of the company doing their job.

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  125. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably not - but neither can IT :)

  126. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post is hilarious! "I don't expect you to support [my iPhone]"... and then in the next sentence "it would be nice if you could help me with email & fix any server related issues"

    Oh... and if your [random device you demand to use] doesn't support remote wipe... risking the loss of corporate and/or customer data.. IT would be right in never letting it on their network. Your convenience isn't worth the loss of potentially critical information. Maybe you need a reminder of who signs your paycheck.

  127. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jbplou · · Score: 1

    there is a middle ground. You can have separate networks, one that only allows Internet and corporate mail access and another that allows server access. you could support email access on any device that supports active sync, a help desk that can't connect an iPad, droid, or iPhone to a mail server is not help desk. You could limit your support to that, want to access an intranet application require a corporate desktop or server. VPN only for corporate laptops and so forth.

  128. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My job is to support what the company buys for you to use - not what you buy on your own.

  129. Actually, iOS/activesync supports encryption by mveloso · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Actually, iOS/activesync supports encryption by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      Are you reading from an old data sheet?

      http://developer.apple.com/library/ios/#featuredarticles/FA_Exchange_ActiveSync_and_iOS4_Devices/Introduction/Introduction.html

      Actually, ActiveSync isn't the issue. iPhone encryption is the issue. If you can bypass the screen lock, IOS will transparently decrypt any encrypted data on your iPhone, including your ActiveSync/Exchange email.

      I see your link and raise you this one

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  130. Your job is...to support these people by mveloso · · Score: 1

    I guess you should find a less service-oriented position...like server engineering or devops.

  131. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by TClevenger · · Score: 1

    For some reason IT folks think that all us iPhone toting folks are demanding that they support my iPhone. I don't expect you to support it, and most others don't either.

    And then, only two sentences later:

    It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing, fixing any server related issues in the process. I don't expect you do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there, but it would nice if you could be *helpful* as I try to figure it out myself.

    That's the very definition of "support", and that extra "few minutes" times 50 users adds up quickly. And, like was mentioned before, you don't expect IT to... ahem, "be helpful", for every crazy piece of hardware... just yours.

  132. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

    When somebody says "I need my device that I carry with me at all times to connect to the company's mail server", they're saying "I want to do more job more efficiently."

    Yes, and they think that's the best way - but they're also not solution architects.

    However, the IT guy isn't denying things for shits and giggles. His job is to make sure the entire infrastructure stays up, secure, and available to everyone.

    If he allows every Tom, Dick, and VP of Marketing to connect their new shiny to the network without doing his due diligence, who do you think is going to have his balls in a vise when that device goes insane and screws with the infrastructure? Not the VP of Marketing, that's for damn sure.

    It's a balance. Everyone wants their new shiny, but they can't always have it. The IT guy wants a simple monoculture, but he can't have that.

  133. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by bertok · · Score: 1

    Go to a course that teaches them that "client-side security is no security at all" over and over until it sinks in?

  134. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by The+Askylist · · Score: 1
    It's instructive that you say 'organisations'. I'd imagine your mindset and approach precludes working for a single organisation for longer than it takes them to get to know you.

    And I say that as a pragmatist and sometime sysadmin.

  135. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

    Yes, because a server can stop someone from opening up sensitive email messages from a device that has bypassed the pin login requirement.

  136. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by guruevi · · Score: 1

    If only iOS supported Exchange/IMAP and had Enterprise Deployment guidelines.

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  137. Why is the Apple logo besides the summary? by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    Is Apple the only firm that faces the challenges the TFA describes?

    1. Re:Why is the Apple logo besides the summary? by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      No, but it's the de jour whipping boy for stories like this.

  138. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could have refuted his post without the childish 'hater' comments

    As if I would take post content advice from an AC seriously!

    Why?

    You are just sad because it was so on-target

    Well actually his point wasn't about itunes yet that's what you attacked him for, so you obviously missed the point completely.

    The "Hater" tag is not childish, it's pointing out why otherwise rational intelligent people suddenly lose all mental faculties when trying to pin anything negative possible on Apple.

    Actually if you had the ability to rationally refute his post without getting so angry and worked up you wouldn't have to resort to name-calling, you obviously know plenty about apple's products and services that you would be able to give a fine rebuttal if you just slowed down, kept your anger in check and just thought about what he wrote rather than taking offence to his post.

    The really trouble with you haters is that you think only one level deep, if that. Did you remember that this is a story about Apple devices in IT? Now remember class how we have all pointed out a million billion times in countless Slashdot stories on Apple how enterprises can distribute apps directly to devices - no iTunes, no Apple? So what does that make you in this followup post? Yes, very good, it does rhyme with "plum".

    Oh no, not another failed attempt to read, i thought i made it quite clear i don't know enough about it to judge whether his point is valid or not, but again your anger has gotten the better of you, you've resorted to calling me a 'hater' and you didn't read:
    Not saying he's right in his criticism about going through apple or how valid that is, i don't know about that

    And how am I a 'hater'? I like apple, i have many of their products, they aren't perfect but i fail to see how anything i've said makes me a 'hater'.

  139. This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of the recent debate on Ken Hess's blog about whether businesses should accept or expect employees to buy devices to use at work/use their own devices at work. It is especially interesting how Ken (who championed the idea) clearly and decisivley lost the debate, and then tried to claim that his "bring/buy your own devices" theory is the winner!

    Such a thing is unthinkable to me. If I buy something, it will be my choice, my device, and an employer will have no control over it whatsoever. Any device or equipment required to do my job will be provided by my employer, not by me.

    Not to mention that such a thing would be an IT nightmare!

  140. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by cheeks5965 · · Score: 1

    at my work, IT changed the name of the "help desk" to "service desk". because they didn't want to imply that they were providing help. The first step is to point people to a wiki - the "self-service desk".

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  141. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the guy in IT, let me ask this:

    Why do I have to
      support your purchase?

    Well, in many places you don't. But how about supporting some basic
    standard protocols so that other purchase can just work? (i.e. not
    just MS only protocols, try... sshh.. open standards, they often just
    work, but apparently MS is still sleeping with IT people since that is
    the one only software that can exist on corporate networks. And, of
    course, since everyone across large corporations have the same job
    requirements and do exactly the same work, a specific version of MS OS
    with one specific version of Outlook, word, powerpoint, and explorer
    are all that anyone would possibly need and/or want at their job, no
    matter what that job is.)

    I don't get input into buying it, why should IT have to support
      it?

    Well, although I know better, I would generally think of IT as being
    there to support and enable the employees to get their jobs done.
    Heh, that's rich, I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. I realize that
    instead IT is trying to be an Olympic level sport that competes to
    find new and better ways to make things not work for the rest of the
    employees.

    How do I control your phone? How do I know you have a good
      password to lock it or even do you lock it?

    Ah, the control freak nature of your questions may be a reflection of
    this possibly. Yeah, you can't control every last thing. So yeah,
    you have to make your system in large part basically useless to the
    people that could actually use in order to control it.

    How do I remote wipe the phone if it gets stolen or you leave
      the company?

    You aren't able to control everything. If that's your goal, you are
    already failing.

    How do I know it is encrypted? Does it even have
      encryption?

    You don't and, unfortunately, it probably doesn't

    How do I control what goes on the phone?

    Here's is the problem, if you can't let the phone connect to your
    system without controlling everything about it, it may be you that has
    the problem.

    How do I block certain apps on the phone? How do I keep the
    phone from talking to other devices that IT does not own nor
    support?

    The list goes on and on. It's not about you buying
    something, it's about control, protecting company property and keeping
    out people we don't want in our networks.

    And keeping out people you don't want... yes, like the employees. You
    know there is a much better way to control your network. It's
    cheap. It's easy. And it'll keep those dirty users from fouling up
    your clean, clean system.

    Unplug everything, lock yourself in your panic closest and console
    yourself with a sterilized glass of some osmosis filtered,
    triple-distilled water.

    I'd apologize for the rant, but IT has been particularly
    cruel-with-head-up-MS this week. And no, I'm not bitter! :)

  142. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is, those devices are:1) badly documented. 2) require a lot of time for education. 3) require experience to work with it.

    Now, do you really think that just because u have this thing company is gonna buy same toy to tech support guy? and what if there are 10 tech support guys? we are looking at around 3000 euro just for one toy. There are many toys!

    Why do you expect that company will spend time of employees to tech them or even hire someone to tech them how yiour phone works? Typically its like: "there is documentation, you got 2 hours to read it and 2 hours to pass the test". Test is ofcourse is stupid and serves one purpose - to cover managers arse, so later if you fuck up, all dogs are hanged on you. I remember well when one company i worked for rolled out blackberries for one of their clients. I still have very small idea of how this shit works. How its email protocols work etc. Not because I am lazy, but i can't be bothered to learn about toy i wont ever have a chance to use in my leasure time, and at work, i never have any time to do but actually working.

  143. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insisting someone else be responsible for your personal decisions is sadly a very typical situation. If your phone gets stolen and you were too lazy to set up a password and maybe install something like Prey on it, that could give whomever swiped your phone a lot of access to the inner workings of the company. Are you going to man up and take the responsibility for your actions? Judging by your comment that's doubtful. You'll whine about the loss of your phone but your company's IT department will eat a big shit sandwich fixing the situation, or worse someone will lose their job because of your immature, self-centered ethos that the company is there to serve your needs and wants.

  144. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

    For some reason IT folks think that all us iPhone toting folks are demanding that they support my iPhone. I don't expect you to support it, and most others don't either...It'd be nice if you could spend a few minutes helping me to figure out how to make my email work on the thing...

    Ummm...make up your mind. Do you expect me to support your device, or can you figure it out yourself?

    I don't expect you do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there...

    So if someone has a different brand, screw them, but for you, on your chosen platform, I should be able to help you set up the services you need? You do realize that this attitude is common to every other user on the network, right? Which means, yeah, actually I do have to do this for every crazy piece of hardware out there.

    Look, here's the deal...even if I never, ever have to touch your iPhone because you really CAN set up every configuration option blindfolded, in the dark, with one hand tied behind your back, I'm still responsible for keeping corporate data secure. That means, it's my butt on the line when you leave your iPhone at the bar and the confidential data you weren't supposed to have on there in the first place is now unaccounted for. It's my butt on the line when your Windows XP Home laptop -- which is still running the stock anti-virus and a/v database that Best Buy installed when you bought it four years ago -- introduces a virus into the network, infecting 37% of the other "Bring-Your-Own" devices (although, thank God, the servers are all patched and running current A/V, so they are safe).

    Personally, I'd like to see the bring-your-own-device movement take off, and I can see several ways in which it can SANELY be implemented. In fact, we are starting to move in that direction where I work. But sorry, until I can honestly say that I'm reasonably certain that I have identified the likely risks of allowing users to bring their own devices, and I have taken all of the reasonable precautions to bring those risks to acceptable levels, the policy is "not on my network". I understand that may piss off some users. I can live with that. I can't, however, live with implementing a half-4$$ed BYOD policy, thus knowingly, willfully and intentionally putting my company's data at unnecessary risk.

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  145. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    Just so long as the CxO's provide IT with the budget and staff to implement the application and network changes to support all the latest toys, that's fine. In my world, however, that's typically not the case.

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  146. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    Yes, I have to deal with other human beings. Most of the time, that is not only not a problem, it's actually enjoyable. However, the rest of the time...

    Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, an IT department had surplus equipment that they were disposing of. An RF tech working for the company asked if he could take one of the surplus laptops home, and IT told him yes, so long as he understood that the hard drive had been removed and destroyed (per company policy), and IT would provide absolutely no support for this laptop, since it was well out of warranty and would become his personal -- rather than work -- device. The RF tech acknowledged that he understood and was agreeable to these conditions...until he got the laptop home. Then he began pestering IT for a hard drive, just to verify that it was working. After that had been refused (numerous times), he began pestering IT for a memory upgrade for the laptop, which was also refused, also numerous times. In fact, at one point, the RF tech followed the desktop support guy down to the lunch room during the IT guy's lunch break, repeating his request for memory over and over and over like a spoiled two year old in the candy aisle at WallMart, until, fed up, the IT guy finally got HR involved. True story, I kid you not, and no, I was not the desktop support guy.

    You may think you're being clever by sarcastically commenting how IT might actually have to learn to deal with human beings. However, I maintain that rather than being whiny, outcasts devoid of social skills, actually IT often displays exceptional restraint, WELL beyond the call of duty, by simply not smacking the snot out of an ignoramus who sincerely deserves it.

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  147. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by oh2 · · Score: 1

    Secure doesnt equate useful.

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  148. It is not as simple as that. by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    The 486/486sx was a yield issue. Many dies had good CPUs and bad FPUs, so they simply make it possible to cut off the FPU and sell the result as an SX. A die with a bad CPU, of course, could not be rescued. And owing to process variations the speed of dies from different batches was different. In the days before binning, you would buy in a batch of eproms (say) and test them; some were safe up to 350ns, some were not, and we would always put the 350 ones into systems for the most inaccessible customers. Once grading and binning was underway, these were sold as 350 or 250 eproms at a premium.

    I would not be at all surprised if the Enterprise drives come from some kind of top bin for whatever drive tests are performed. HP will not mind spending a few extra dollars to reduce its warranty costs, when it is making so much more margin anyway.

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  149. Spinrite by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    Just an observation; I don't advocate stress testing new drives. It may kill bad drives, but it may also seriously weaken ones that pass. If you have the time, a soak test at average load is possibly better.

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    1. Re:Spinrite by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually I wouldn't call Spinrite level II a "stress test" per se, more of a basic I/O test to find what I call "lying firmware". You see i've found that on some bad batches the firmware will just release some of the reserve sectors and not say squat about it, making the drive look good initially when it is actually suffering from bad sectors OOTB.

      What Spinrite Level II does is simply bypasses the firmware, does a single write followed by a single read and posts the results. Now if this were a drive that had been in use for quite awhile and had plenty of data on it this would take awhile as it will try to recover a bad sector if it has data in it, on a new drive all this does is a single basic I/O op and reports its findings. I'm sure you'll agree that if a drive can't even do a single I/O without throwing errors that drive shouldn't be trusted in a production environment or even in a home machine.

      so I highly recommend Spinrite if you are gonna be dealing with many drives as while their recovery ability is top notch frankly their I/O test makes it well worth the $30 for a copy. On a clean drive this takes about 30-40 minutes per 400Gb depending on the drive speed so it really isn't long considering you are talking about trusting the integrity of your data to the drive in question. I simply keep an old 233Mhz tower server with a PCI SATA card for running spinrite as CPU speed really doesn't figure into it and even with 128Mb of RAM in the old thing Spinrite is able to completely load itself into RAM and performs just as fast as in a new machine thanks to the limit being rotational speed.

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  150. Yes...with the result by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    That we are migrating to Blackberry. They had a problem. They fixed it. They will doubtless work day and night to prevent a repeat. Apple doesn't have a real business class market, and until they have their first major cloud systems failure and we see how they handle it, we will not know if they are any good at it or not.

    It is like recruiting CFOs: if the guy has only ever worked in a successful company, how do you know how he will deal with a crisis? Nothing but success is usually due to luck rather than talent.

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    1. Re:Yes...with the result by Relayman · · Score: 1

      Just keep drinking that BlackBerry Kool-Aid. It will never rot your teeth; that's just and urban legend.

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  151. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    I am sorry but you seem to have no concept how upper management really thinks. I have worked from a number of companies in different industries of different sizes. The one constant thing is management sees exactly four classes of employee. Those are C-Level executives and possibly department or subsidiary presidents in the org is big enough, Salaried workers, hourly workers, and sales.

    If you are one of those salary workers, they do want you as efficient as possibly but they are not going to take risks for it. If say IT won't let me read my mail on the bus, and they ask us why not, and we respond with the least bit plausible example of how it could cause customer data, or trade secrets, or anything else the might result in asterisks on the financial statements you loose. You after all can always put in a little extra time if you can't be more efficient but a trade secret once out cannot be recovered.

    Now if you are sales, that different you drive profit, otherwise you are overhead just like IT and if you cry about it they will just find someone who wont.

         

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  152. Your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're unable to meet your user's requests because you dug your own hole, trying to "standardize" (read: cram) everything to one brand you like most, one technology you know best, one process you yourself fathered of course, completely oblivious to notions like interoperability and openness.
    Disclaimer: I'm an IT guy.

  153. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Nickodeimus · · Score: 1

    Of course as an end user those things are annoying, so there are plenty of jailbreak patches that remove the pin lock requirement (or rather, cache your pin so that it's only required after a reboot).

    This is a good example of why IT departments take the attitude of "not on my network, ever." Information security is not something to be blown off because you are annoyed with the security mechanisms. It may be tedious but the alternative is losing data that could result in lawsuits and fines that could bankrupt the business. Would you rather have a job and be a little annoyed by pushing 4 buttons on your phone to use it, or be unemployed?

  154. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Nickodeimus · · Score: 1

    So what happens to the entire company when your un-vetted solution to whatever business need you have brings down the main database server because of security holes? Or enables your email server to be hijacked via malware. End users such as you never consider that there is a complexity in the picture that you have no idea about because its not your job to worry about it. It's IT's job to worry about it.

    I grant that you may have issues with your IT department at the company you work for. Its not unheard of for IT people to be too dismissive of end-user wants and needs. But, be that as it may, ultimately there is a reason for being told no. Sometimes its some whacked geek on a power trip, but sometimes you work with professionals who know what they are about and tell you no for legitimate reasons.

  155. Can't Even Do Their Job by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    One of IT's legitimate gripes is that we're often asked to turn consumer-grade technology into business-grade technology with a wave of our magic wands.

    Um, they probably should master the business-grade technology tasks they are responsible for first before griping about all the consumer stuff that we consumers can support ourselves.

    1. Re:Can't Even Do Their Job by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      The problem is, you prove to us time and time again that you can't. We trust you to do some small task, and it blows up, and we are left to clean up the mess.

      We let you have Iphones, managed yourself, and then your phone gets stolen and you are upset that company data was on it. One of us gets fired. Go figrue.
      In an older example. We let you build some neat tools with Access, that you then roll out to your department and share with the company. Pretty soon it crashes and burns, like all Access projects eventually do. IT gets blamed for letting it happen. One of us gets beaten and then fired.

    2. Re:Can't Even Do Their Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so it 'just works' as you expect, I fight for and I'm dying for the opportunity.

      No? No budget? No time? No heads-up? Just do as I'm told? Is that "Can't you just do it now?" you say? You told me to "master the business-grade technology tasks" as my top and main priority - are you saying I'm to drop that again like you did yesterday and the day before? You want to just support it yourself so it shouldn't be a big deal? Didn't you complain yesterday that IT didn't rush to help you with the device you said you would support yourself because it was just a quick favor? Didn't they ultimately get your problem with your personal, unknown, untested and unapproved device working? Do you realize you just witnessed a fraction of what IT is doing during the testing phase of which you are normally un-aware? You do understand that there are more devices that need testing aside from your own right? You do know that when you asked IT to approve your device first that everyone in the entire company has or will ask for the exact same 'first' status yes? You do understand that most of the time a no is not a "I could, but I refuse" but a "If I could, I would, but it's just not possible and it's not in my power to make it possible either."

      IT understands your frustration. IT also knows you won't bring it to anyone that can actually change things - that takes to much effort and IT knows you are not motivated to do more than bitch at the messenger just because you can and they are right there in front of your face, right now. You do realize IT isn't very motivated, much like you aren't to help affect change, when treated as such... but it's ok because you're just venting and IT shouldn't take it personal... sort of like you shouldn't take a "no" personally right? IT could be better if you remove the 'bedside manor' requirement as it's a bigger part of the job than the actual tech work when it comes to staff with decision/spending authority as I'm sure you understand. Afterall, you didn't like having to wait 1 hour for help when it could have been 5 minutes if only IT had pulled a Nick Burns on the last staffer. You would never report 'Nick' to HR for that treatment would you? ... but then IT remembers you simply complaining about something else... not the tech, but some complaint must be lodged.... short, just-the-facts-, curse attitude... yes, that's it! Afterall, you just wanted PhotoShop for $600.00 - what's the big deal? IT just said 'No". What gives...

      1.) The site license or the non-centralized licensing and other requests that would justify a site license and IT is lobbying FOR YOU and everyone else and is saying no to doing it the wrong way but can't say more for political reasons. (inter-department rivalry) Or financial reasons. (one more request from just one more department and it can go on the capitol expense budget rather than your budget and everyone wins. I can't tell you that another department wants it already because you will drop your request hoping to free ride on their purchase and everyone looses.)
      2.) Business case - it's already on a terminal server, which IT has told you for the up-teenth time, walked you through it... again, gave you hand outs with pictures then shoulder surfed you to find out you didn't know the difference between an eps and a jpeg file. You may very well know personally but the last 50 people who asked the same question were exactly like that - they didn't even know what PhotoShop was used for - they saw a commercial for it on The Travel Channel. Then, you refuse to attend any and all software training offered. Terminal services, ironically, was last week's topic.
      3.) Your boss killed your department's budget for the quarter and accounting has cut you off from support.
      4.) There is a major upgrade coming down the pipe and IT has a directive to halt new software for the time being. However, the Board of Diretors hasn't had their sit down to finalize the freeze yet even though it's in effect so IT doesn't know what to do an

  156. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    The other problem I have heard in the past is the lack of ability to provision the phones and apps in bulk instead of having to setup 100 different iTunes account for 100 devices -this is one of the things that probably gives IT departments (and procurement) nightmares.

    Sorry, this is just wrong. There is no such "lack of ability to provision phones and apps in bulk". The solutions are cross-platform as well, so no "but you have to buy a Mac" argument either.

    http://www.apple.com/support/iphone/enterprise/

  157. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    How do I control your phone?...How do I control what goes on the phone? ...How do I block certain apps on the phone?

    Oi, this says it all.

  158. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    You really are new to this aren't you?

    No I think he's been doing it the "IT way" for several years now, which gets to the crux of the problem. Keep up, IT, or be left behind (and jobless).

  159. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, unless you're the CEO or my boss in some other way, you don't get to add every single piece of technology under the sun to the list of things I'm required to support for you.

    So you've never heard of the concept of a "stakeholder"? They are kind of like your "customer", but internal to your organization. In other words, they are your customer. Without them, you don't have a job. If stakeholder Bob needs a portable projector, and you don't have one for him, he damn well better get support for his personal one he buys and brings in...unless you want to cover the $X million dollar contract he didn't land because he couldn't do something as simple as project a sales pitch to a room full of old rich white guys looking to spend money.

  160. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm lazy and don't want to do my job.

    Translated it for you.

  161. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Not at all. Supporting whatever crap you bring to the office isn't in my job description.

    Going through IT to get my iPhone on the corporate network, however, IS in my job description, as in "you must go through IT if you want to use your personal devices on the corporate network."

    So by proxy, it is in the IT guy's job description, even though you guys are always "too busy" to know what's in your job description. Maybe you could read it during one of your 17 smoke breaks you take a day?

  162. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by BVis · · Score: 1

    Unless, of course, the user in question is the CEO, or COO, or some other bigwig that can fire you on the spot when you tell them their latest gadget isn't supported. CEOs consider themselves immune to IT policy in most organizations. This includes things like data on laptops, ignoring backup policy, ignoring password policy (to the point where you have to have two policies), iOS devices / Blackberries from outside vendors / Android phones from outside vendors....

    If you've found the ONE Fortune 500 company where this isn't the case, please tell us so that we can apply for jobs there. Until then, IT policy is just a suggestion to most executives.

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  163. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by BVis · · Score: 1

    To be more accurate, you can't say, "No, Mr. CEO-who-will-fire-me-for-saying-no".

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  164. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    User support is an important issue, but the least of the issues that IT faces.

    Without users, IT doesn't have a job. I'd move that up your important list a tad.

  165. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    ... that extra "few minutes" times 50 users adds up quickly.

    Wouldn't want to have to skip one of those 17 smoke breaks the IT guys take a day now would we?

  166. Oh no, not again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now being retired I can look back at decades of this same argument and the mess created on both sides. It is true that IT is more often a bottleneck than enabler. By the same token the sales guys who entertain the top execs play their role with the fantasy of how cheap and easy its going to be. And consumer technology is the worse because there is no commitment to longevity or even upward compatibility. Business IT is supposed to work reliably over a long time. Consumer technology is like toilet paper, use once and throw it away. But because the real guts are invisible there is no common ground. Just lots of words -- mostly marketing spin and wishful thinking. If someone tried to build a skyscraper with old toilet tissue rolls and fussed over the decorations on the 50th floor before putting in a foundation it would be obvious to everyone that there was a problem. But not with IT. So we have power plants operated over the Internet... I don't see an end to this until the general populace becomes appreciative enough of the real issues -- most likely by being burned a few times. Hopefully, not too many people will die learning this one.

  167. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    You know, I've seen zealotry before-- I used to be an OS/2 user!-- but Apple fanbois really take the prize. Are we really to the point where no criticism can be made of Itune/IOS/I-this-that-or-the-other? Dear God, it's not as if I'm attacking their coolness or hipness!

  168. not bullshit by sribe · · Score: 1

    With a 95% failure rate you could have had seagate tickling your balls while they tried to figure out what was going wrong ... right up until the point where they should you how your power supplies were frying the drives.

    Really? Like I said, different systems in different data centers. And unfortunately, because of the type of data on the drives, I couldn't let Seagate have them. Basically the 2 TB Barracuda LP drives were shit.

  169. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

    True, but the majority of people bitching about IT here are end users with an overinflated ego and no real teeth. When I get an exec asking for stupid things like how to access HIPAA data from home, I have the role of educator and pointing out the financial and legal risks. If he still wants it, I get it in writing to cover my ass (or if blatantly illegal I'll take it to another exec who might understand the problem).

  170. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Why do you expect that company will spend time of employees to tech them or even hire someone to tech them how yiour phone works?

    I expect them to say "sorry, we can't do that. Here's our clearly written policy on the matter". Instead what I get is: "Ok, it's set up. In a few weeks I'm going to grumble about it!"

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  171. Wah, it doesn't work the way I want it to...wah... by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    This guy is griping that iCloud doesn't sync up his outlook stuff across his iPhone, Windows laptop, and Android device.

    Newsflash dude, I'm doing all of that with the exact items he is having difficulty with - guess how?

    Exchange Server. We run it at our BUSINESS since we want BUSINESS functionality - and it works perfectly with "consumer" devices. He's right iCloud doesn't do what Exchange does. That's why you buy Exchange.

    Next he'll complain that a wrench doesn't hammer in nails properly.

    -ted

  172. "Enterprise" Drives - yeah right. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    I recently had an array fail with Western Digital's 2TB Green Drives. Two simultaneous failures is HIGHLY unlikely so I concluded that the drives and the RAID controller didn't play well together.

    So I replaced the drives with Western Digital's "RE-4" series drives. Sure enough, the array works just fine.

    I put the two drives side by side - the only difference I could see was the color of the sticker on the top of the drive.

    Western Digital explained that the firmware differences in the "enterprise" drive allow it to work properly on a RAID controller.

    Why wasn't this the case years ago? I suspect drive manufacturers are just using these slight differences to charge double for their "enterprise" garbage.

    -ted

  173. Yes ActiveSync is Encrypted by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    Our Hub and Client Access server is only exposed to the internet via SSL. ActiveSync works via SSL, which, last I checked, is encrypted. Yes you do need to expose IIS to the internet, but there are lots of proxy boxes that can limit the exposure of IIS to the internet. You can even offload SSL to another device closer to the internet so your intrusion detection systems and app firewalls can look at the traffic getting to IIS.

    Our SMTP box only talks to postini. This is enforced via static rules in our firewall.

    You can secure Exchange server - thousands of companies do that successfully every day. It does require a bit of work though.

    ActiveSync also enforces client side policies like password strength and remote wipe.

    Finally iPhone encrypts the data on the device.

    How much more encryption and security do you want?

    -ted

    1. Re:Yes ActiveSync is Encrypted by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      iPhone encryption is the issue. Anyone who gains physical access to your iPhone can quite easily access whatever data is on that device, emails included. Just google for "iphone encryption" and you'll find more articles and even videos about how easy it is to bypass this encryption than there are about the encryption itself. Just to clarify here -- the biggest risk is the iphone itself.

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  174. Don't confuse it with facts by klubar · · Score: 1

    Quick search on newegg might show the differences. The HP drive is a hot swappable SAS interface 600GB 15000RPM drive with dual ports for around $600 (although HP offers cheaper SAS drives).

    The same drive direct from Seagate -- Seagate Cheetah 15K.7 ST3600057SS 600GB 15000 RPM SAS 6Gb/s 3.5" Internal Enterprise Hard Drive -Bare Drive -- is $670 and includes a 5 year limited warranty. Claims Includes advanced read/write technology for an unrecoverable error rate of 1x10E16 and an annualized failure rate (AFR) of 0.55 percent.

    The pro-consumer drive otion is a is a Seagate Barracuda 1TB 7200 RPM SATA drive with a 2 year limited warranty. $139.

    You can probably find a cheaper option.

    Are the expensive drives better? Probably. Are they 4 x better-- probably not, but compared to the labor cost of swapping and potential down time the extra cost is minimal.

    And if you need SAS, dual porting and hot swap your choices are limited (as is the market for the manufacturers.)

  175. Virtualiz and Move On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Business (and virtualization solution providers) need to quickly refine and implement desktop virtualization. The concept of placing a consumer VM on a work system (say desktop) and a work VM on a consumer system (say phone) is clear, obvious, and purchasable. From there, it's simply a matter of logically separating the two VMs. Issues with VLANs not being security features aside, it gives people both what they want and need without trying to mix business and pleasure.

  176. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by CowTipperGore · · Score: 1

    I'll also point out that I mentioned, in another post in this thread that GFE is crappy software. The only advantage it has over every other competing product is that it provides strong encryption on-board the iphone/ipad/android. That's critical for my organization and the *only* way we would allow those devices to store company emails. I don't really like it. It has many quirks and doesn't always work. However, it does, substantially, what my organization needs it to do.

    Actually, we were pushed toward Good due to another advantage it has over other MDM platforms - it has a reasonable level of functionality on iOS devices without requiring a signed cert from Apple. AirWatch and others all relied lock, stock, and barrel on Apple's MDM APIs, but since we were unable to get a developer account from Apple despite two months of trying (insane, considering we are a public utility with a quarter million customers), we couldn't get an Apple-approved cert which meant we couldn't even demo any of the other products on our iPhones.

  177. No, because who gets canned when it goes down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tech guy.

    If the policy decided by the execs is not necessary for running the business, then what's the result? Do stuff that isn't necessary for the business, or ignoring the execs?

    Given the execs are meant to be running the company for the owners who would prefer more profit than more iPads used by the execs, the tech guy should ignore the execs.

    Or is the company just a perk for the private convenience of the executive board?

  178. Exactly... Now here's a message from your CEO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a rant/example from a CEO with regard to WiFi access points:

    CEO: There's no way in hell paying out the ass for these outrageously expensive Cisco Aironet WiFi APs and controllers. I bought a $50 WiFi router from Walmart for my house and it works just fine. Now that's what you're going to do, I want you to go and buy 50 of these cheap WiFi routers and deploy them throughout the company office building and all over the warehouse floor too I want plenty of strong signal everywhere. Configure them to all be on the same channel and I want only one SSID so it'll be easier for me to log on whenever and wherever I please. Oh, and I want you to put that.... what's it called... Mack Address filtering thingy in all of them so that only company-owned devices can ever attach to them. And I want the passwords configured so that all employees just have to do is put in their Windows network username and password. Oh, and I want a report on my desk at the end of every day that shows a daily audit trail of every wireless logon and logoff time, and all logon attempt failures too so that we can catch anyone trying to hack into our wireless.

    IT Guy: But those home WiFi routers have no central management capability. I'd have to log onto each and every one individually, and they also do not support authentication against any centralized databases. I'd have to put each and every user and password, and mac address into all 50 APs by hand individually. There may not be enough mac address filter space in these APs to hold the entire list of company wireless device addresses either. And also they only show a brief log on their management webpage that does not capture everything, and if there's a lot of activity, the log would not even hold a complete's day's events. I'd have to manually log into each unit multiple times per day to print off the log pages, and then there would still be individual logs for each AP, and not a single consolidated activity log. It would be an administrative nightmare to try to use these consumer-grade toy devices in an enterprise network like ours. Besides, they have no built-in RF management either, they'll interfere with each other like crazy.

    CEO: Cry me a river. Look, I've given you your instructions on what to do, now if you don't think you can get it done, maybe I'll go get somebody else to do it instead.

    1. Re:Exactly... Now here's a message from your CEO: by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm crazy but it sounds like you got a mandate to play with DD-WRT.

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  179. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Actually if you had the ability to rationally refute his post without getting so angry

    What makes you think I am angry?

    I am writing for effect. The effect is public shaming and ridicule, which hopefully helps deter other people from becoming Haters. It's a public service.

    Oh no, not another failed attempt to read,

    Well now who is getting angry?
    Again, hater is not name-calling, it is a labeling explaining target behavior.

    You said "It seems pretty obvious that it is about having to go through apple"

    Which I responded to, so obviously I read correctly and like all Haters you didn't even comprehend what I was saying in your rush to paint my painfully accurate correction in a negative light. Pathetic.

    I'll let you have the last response since Haters have this need for the last response, and you can keep pointing out flaws until the heat death of the universe before they will admit they were wrong.

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  180. Re:what is wrong with Win XP and Office 2003 by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

    The only real problem with XP and Office 2003 is the hardware they run on and trying to run a modern antivirus on them. While 256MB ram was rather nice 10 years ago, it's barely enough for an a/v now days.

  181. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    What is wrong, honestly, with pointing out that someone is incorrect? How is that "zeoltry"? Merely because I am harsh in response does not make me a "zealot" in any way. I don't believe in coddling idiots or trolls. Have we become so PC so cannot say when anyone is wrong about anything without being labeled a monster?

    I am not advocating for or against Apple, merely issuing corrections. Real technical users would welcome this. But then Slashdot has changed so much over the years in terms f technical quality of readership... it doesn't mean I have to. Don't like it, go back to Reddit or Digg.

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  182. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

    Pardon me for saying it, but your comment is ignorant.

    User support is, in fact, the least of the issues that IT faces. I'm stating a fact here. It's just not a big issue. It's easy to provide user support: easy to plan for it, easy to staff for it, easy to make it scale, easy to make it robust.

    It's also not the case that users are necessarily part of the support equation at all. That doesn't make the IT function go away.

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  183. Because Academia, like the honey badger,... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that Academia has no problem supporting any OS and any device on their networks but Enterprise cannot?

    Because Academia really does not give a rat's fuck how many hackings, security breaches, viruses, worms, trojans and other assorted malwares and evils are coursing thru the networks they supply to the students, faculty, and guests on campus. We have only one goal in life, to make packets flow. Whatever is in those packets, we couldn't care less. The dangers of connecting to our networks are your sole risk as a client, and like the honey badger, I just don't give a shit if you get infected hacked or hijacked while connected to my network. That's your problem, not mine.

    In the corporate enterprise world, things are a little different. Heads can roll, fines can be levied and in extreme cases people can even get sent to prison for criminal offenses when it comes to information security incidents.

  184. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Good luck having an "IT function" without any employees who need to use it.

  185. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, not every computing infrastructure exists to support an office environment.

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  186. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    So then there's no problem with employees causing the IT Nightmare scenario outlined in this story and discussion thread.

  187. Consumer tech : A reality of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's quite simple really, those companies (and IT departments) that figure out how to integrate iDevices and Android devices in an easy and reasonably secure manner will have a competitive advantage over the companies who don't. The storm is coming whether you like it or not. Adapt or be left behind.

  188. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

    As if I would take post content advice from an AC seriously!

    and I presume dismissing someone's comment just because they post as AC is any less childish?

  189. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

    I thought marketing were supposed to be the first against the wall when the revolution comes?

  190. Re:Not many people want you to support consumer te by Relayman · · Score: 1

    That's why everyone in the company should have exactly the same model of Dell computer with the same software, same peripherals...

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  191. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    and I presume dismissing someone's comment just because they post as AC is any less childish?

    Absolutely, because people just throw nonsense out when AC since it cannot be traced back to them. I always post with my real UID because I am proud of what I say and stand behind it. Posting AC is for weak minded people that know they have nothing valid to say and will soon be decimated by more rational posters.

    There are a few valid uses of AC posting where people might fear reprisal. But commenting on an Apple story? Come on. This guys are lazy, ignorant, trolls, or all of the above. Thus there is no inherent need for any respect for them, or their arguments, whatsoever.

    Sometimes an AC will make a valid point, or even be respectful - and then they are treated well in turn. But that was not at all the case here.

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  192. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all I still have yet to understand what type of jack fuck wants to bring their device and have their employer "let" them use it. You have gotta be kidding me. If I buy something my company will get absolutely NO access to it. NONE, ZILCH, NOTTA...if I even let someone at work see it the fucking thing they can consider themselves lucky. Do other people have that much better of employers that they not only don't care if they don't buy them a device to work on, but they make them buy it. Right now you might think it would nice, which is an option, but before long all these dumb shits pushing for this will make it the standard and every other person going forward will be expected to buy a $500 phone and bring it to work..

    FUCK THAT!!!...FUCK THAT!!!...FUCK THAT!!!...FUCK THAT!!!...FUCK THAT!!!...FUCK THAT!!!...

  193. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually if you had the ability to rationally refute his post without getting so angry

    What makes you think I am angry?

    I am writing for effect. The effect is public shaming and ridicule, which hopefully helps deter other people from becoming Haters. It's a public service.

    Well you're calling him a hater when his post appears based on ignorance rather than 'hate', or do you not know the meaning of the word, your use of it suggests that you clearly don't. You're also calling me a hater with absolutely no basis for doing so, so indeed you appear far too angry to pose a legitimate argument and instead resort to baseless childish name-calling, that's quite pathetic.

    Again, hater is not name-calling, it is a labeling explaining target behavior.

    The original poster's ignorance doesn't make him a hater, he may be ignorant and you could point that out but 'hater' is a bit of a stretch, or perhaps you don't know the meaning of the word.

    You said "It seems pretty obvious that it is about having to go through apple"

    Which I responded to, so obviously I read correctly and like all Haters you didn't even comprehend what I was saying in your rush to paint my painfully accurate correction in a negative light. Pathetic.

    I thought i made it quite clear by writing it in bold, yet somehow you still missed it, so here it is again, you clearly missed the point he was making so i pointed that out and also made explicit mention that i don't know enough to say whether his point was valid:
    Not saying he's right in his criticism about going through apple or how valid that is, i don't know about that

    I'll let you have the last response since Haters have this need for the last response, and you can keep pointing out flaws until the heat death of the universe before they will admit they were wrong.

    Of course, you will run away because you don't want to admit how childish you are, because you aren't capable of explaining how am I a 'hater' or even how the original poster is a 'hater'. Why are you being so childish? There is absolutely nothing in any of the posts i wrote that could lead anyone with any basic intelligence to the conclusion that i could possibly be a 'hater' of apple, yet somehow you manage to reach that conclusion.

  194. Re:More Apple Hater nostalgia for days gone by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is wrong, honestly, with pointing out that someone is incorrect?

    Nothing, it's the way you are doing it, calling him a "hater" and such. Just because he's wrong doesn't mean he hates Apple, throwing out things like "poor apple hater" and "silly apple hater" is not constructive, it's immature. He is wrong - and perhaps ignorant if you really feel the need to go beyond simply correcting inaccuracies - so why not just stick to that?

    I don't believe in coddling idiots or trolls.

    If that were true you wouldn't have responded at all.

    Have we become so PC so cannot say when anyone is wrong about anything without being labeled a monster?

    Maybe avoid labeling that person anything but wrong and you would retain some credibility. He's wrong, so just tell him he's wrong, no need to go off telling him he hates Apple, what are you hoping to achieve by doing that anyway? Damage to his credibility or something?