User: bab72

Protects against zombies

On: Fingerprint Purchasing Technology Ensures Buyer Has a Pulse

And it also protects you data during the zombie apocalypse!

I patented the patent process

On: Amazon Patents the Milkman

I patented the patent process and I'm going to sue the next person that submits a patent!

Re:Depression

On: Water Droplets In Orbit On the International Space Station

Don't blame the astronauts, NASA, or even the government funding them. Blame television for giving you a false sense of reality. Not every day-to-day activity is going to be grand endeavor that TV shows like Star Trek, Buck Rogers and the like try to make them out to be. Life is boring (even space exploration), get used to it.

Re:Out of mod points

On: The Most Expensive One-Byte Mistake

This is already +5 Hilarious, but I wish I had mod points to give it anyway. LMAO

Re:The Road Not Taken

On: The Most Expensive One-Byte Mistake

I never thought I'd see the day that we'd be discussing poetry on /.

Re:Probably not worth the effort

On: Ask Slashdot: FTP Server Honeypots?

What? First, I had to worry about zombies eating my flesh - Now, I have to worry about them hacking into my FTP server, too?!?

Sweet! Netflix on my phone...

On: Netflix Available For Android

Now, if they'll just make a cell phone with a 47 inch screen I can get rid of my TV.

Yes, an Armadillo Can Give You Leprosy

On: Yes, an Armadillo Can Give You Leprosy

But, will it make you breakfast the next morning?

It may be in the wild

On: New Attack Can Disable Phones Via SMS

I received a specially crafted SMS message the other day that caused my phone to power off. The text of the message was "Please turn off your phone."

The "Any Key"

On: Seven Wonders of the IT World

I don't see how you can have a Seven Wonders of the IT World and not include the "Any Key"

Delta Uses Linus

On: Crashing an In-Flight Entertainment System

On my Delta flight this morning one of the in-seat-boxes rebooted with a cute little Tux boot image. It was a few rows in front of me so I couldn't identify a specific version. The plane was one of the 757's they acquired from Song last year.

I'm still at the airport waiting for my next flight. God, I love free internet access! (Sorry to bring religion into this)

Re:Uses

On: WiFi Free-For-All

WiFi at the gate is a blessing when you have a two hour layover and don't want to have to go through security if you leave the immediate gate area.

Re:Ok, so let me get this straight.

On: Can You Raed Tihs?

It mekas pormgamnig a wolhe lot esiar, but my new cdoe desno't seem to cmlopie...